ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 29th 2020

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

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Yay! The podcast is back! Hi everybody. Oh my god, can I say something before we kick into this? Can I say something? Yeah, what are you going to say? I just want to say we've got a sponsor for our podcast. Do we? Yeah, we do. What is it?

The podcast, this is exciting, the Brianne Clint podcast has now officially brought to you by our new overly aggressive buzzer sound. I hate that. While we were on holiday our buzzer got replaced And that's what That's what it is At least that's what Ben tells us That is what happened Jeez Can we get a less

Can we get more like a fun one No That buzzer is our sponsor I can get one that's like Bah You have to say something nice About that buzzer It's sponsoring the podcast

No that buzzer sucks Yeah get rid of that I was going to say Shout out to everyone That messaged me over the week. I literally had so many people inbox me asking me, where's the podcast? Where's the podcast? Are you guys on holidays?

What are you doing? And then I realised we didn't let anyone know. We did. Yeah, it's at the front of the- It's at the front of the last podcast we did. Oh. Well, what are they doing then? Maybe they didn't hear that last podcast.

Not a single person asked me where the podcast was. Didn't they? No, not a single person. It's because they know. They were listening to the podcast. True. It's me who said it. Maybe they heard me and they didn't hear you say it,

so they needed to check. They're like, that bitch never told us. Do we think that was the right answer or no? No. Thank you. Stop. That buzz is horrible. Ben, I actually

I'm telling you, take that out of the system right now No, take it off him Ben, take it off him I can't be tamed Oh, it's gone Singing Miley Cyrus, you can't be tamed Okay, you ready for our big challenge? Everyone has to have a go at this

Including Michaela, actually So Michaela's in-ning with us at the moment While we find our new producer Ellie She's gotta find some headphones Come on Michaela get with the program Ben did you not get Michaela Into Michaela and headphones She's been sitting there for the whole show without headphones

You're disgusting Not very welcoming Poor Michaela She's giving up her own time, her energy. You can't even get her some headphones. Did you not get her headphones at the start of the show? Yay! Oh, now she can actually hear us.

Did you? Michaela, are you all right out there? I'm good, yeah. You sure? Yeah, I'm good. Has Ben treated you okay? If you're scared, blink once. No, I'm fine, yeah.

Okay. This is the challenge. Michaela, who is 22. No, she's 20. 20. You should be the best at this, okay? Yeah, you should This is the challenge. And Michaela, who is 22. No, she's 20. 20. You should be the best at this, okay? Yeah, you should absolutely nail this. If you're not, there's a problem.

This is the challenge. Actually, you came up with the challenge, so you say what it is. I said I would like to hear all of us say a cool saying that's cool amongst the young kids these days. Yeah. But you have to sell it like you're not actually making fun of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're actually using it. You've got to try and pass it.

You've just got to use it and drop it in conversation. Where this came from was we played Fall Out Boy earlier in the show and Brie goes, oh, my brother Aidan, who's very hot, messaged her and said, oh, I'm not listening to your show anymore. I'm now going to listen to more Fall Out Boy. And if you're listening to this, please don't do the same. Just continue listening. Yeah, there'll be some Fall Out Boy in the show. Stick around. And I said,

yeah, man, it's a vibe. Oh, yeah. As the words came out of my mouth, I knew they didn't feel right. It felt weird to me. There was a moment of silence and I felt uncomfortable too, so I acknowledged it. I think you've gotten that from me

No don't you try and say No I think I think I started it No you're not I think I actually created the word vibe I think I created it So here's Here's the phrase

Here's the phrase Because that one's done now This is a phrase you all have to use It's a phrase that the youth are saying Okay And you've got to pass it off as natural Okay Wait am I coming up with this phrase you already came up with it did i yeah okay all right the phrase is i like to keep things 100 yeah i like to keep things yeah cool yeah that is cool so let's start with produce a bit. Yeah, that's hard.

Use it in a sentence. Yeah, right. Okay. In a sentence, drop it in, and we will all be the judge. You can give us some context first if you like, or just drop it in. I think Bree wearing your new denim jacket over that sweatshirt was quite fire today. You haven't even used the phrase. No, but he was trying to use a phrase That young people are using

So I'll pass that I'll pass it No where's the buzzer He came up with his own He came up with his own Nah I like that Was he fucking listening to the rules of the game No

Leave him alone That's fire That's a thing Yeah that's a thing Okay let's check with Michaela Michaela is it cool to say that's fire Oh I don't know Don't be polite okay Just because he wouldn't Michaela, is it cool to say that's fire? Oh, I don't know. Don't be polite, okay?

Just because he wouldn't give you headphones is average. I was going to say, Ben attempting to come up with his own line is keeping it 100. Yes, Michaela. Yes, Michaela. Yes, you are so good at this, Ben. I listen to the instructions. Yeah, you listen to the instructions. Thank you.

You're on thin ice, mate. Okay. Your turn. Okay. I was telling you guys About how I caught up With the fellas And we went to the Fellas

Fuck I've already screwed it up So I told you I caught up with the lads On the weekend And we went to the blues game Yeah Because I love the blues And I'm

One of my favourite teams now I'm by team you all I've got two teams And I was going to go home Straight after the game But there were The train wasn't working

Because the trains were cancelled. So I just looked at the boys and I said, no, let's just keep it 100 and keep going. And we did. And I didn't go home until quarter to 12.

Let's keep it 100. I don't know if I'm quite fit. Let's keep it 100. I don't know. Michaela? I think it's quite youthful staying out till 12. Nice.

No, but did it seem like that kind of just flowed in the conversation or not it was pretty forced yeah just like staying out till 12 okay i just hit my microphone with my thumb and it really hurt okay ready okay no pressure all right um all right hold on um so did i tell you guys how I went to the store? No, listen, I've got a story. I went to this store over the week that I was off. The general store?

General store was a dairy and rolled in there and I was getting together some things, you know, eggs and bacon and whatever. And I said to the guy, how much is this? And the guy goes, oh, it's $98. And I said, sorry, I like to keep it $100. Michaela? Michaela?

No. Not only have you misinterpreted Producer Ben liked it You've misinterpreted The meaning of the phrase It was on purpose For a joke I was trying to stay cool By making it a joke

You know what No and you said At the start of the game That was part of the rules You're not allowed to do that What You weren't allowed To make fun of it

You had to say it As if you meant it I lose So never But it was worth it I'm so glad you found the buzzer again yeah me too

here's the podcast everybody hey Google what's the time it's 3pm give or take a minute Alexa play ZM on

iHeartRadio playing ZM on iHeartRadio hey Siri when are Bree and Clint on Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora koutou, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

G'day everyone. We've had a week off and we're back. I'm feeling very relaxed. Are you? That's how I talk now. Are you waiting for the first thing to stress you out and undo all that time off? Because that's what happens. One thing gets on top of you and you're like,

you wasted my whole holiday. Pretty much, eh? How stink would it be to be in whatever that place was that got six minutes of sunshine last week? I think they said Canterbury. Six minutes. I watched the rugby down there yesterday, the Crusaders game,

and it looked like night time at three o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah, it looked really dark. To be honest, I've been in the Coromandel for the last week and it literally rained nearly the whole time. Yeah. It was just rain and like real dark clouds too. So it was like quite dark. Aucklanders at the moment when it's raining,

they're like, oh yeah, give us that rain, baby. Fill the dams. In the water crisis. In the drought. I want to use my hose or something. Fill the dams in the water crisis, in the drought. I want to use my hose or something. Fill the dams. That's what I chant when it rains. When the rain's coming down, I'm like, fill the dams.

Fill the dams. I checked last night for those who wanted an update on the dams, by the way, Aucklanders. I have been thinking about the update. We're at 53%. That's not too bad. It's not too bad, but it's not our time to take our foot off the gas, okay? We still need to ramp up those water savings.

Well, I was about to say, we don't have anything to do with it. It's the clouds, but we can conserve water. Have you not been conserving water? Of course I have. Have you not been conserving? Mate, we've been in a crisis for a month. Mate, I'm from Australia. I'm always conserving water.

I'm literally programmed to always be in a drought. I have two minute showers all my life. Next on the show here's some information for people who share a bed at night time. Do you think you get a better sleep when you sleep alone or when you sleep with somebody else?

There's been some research done as to which one gives you the most restful night's sleep and the results of this may surprise you. Depends who it is. Absolutely depends who it is. Depends how much they've had to drink. It depends how much of the bed they want to take up.

There's a lot of factors, you know. Yeah. There's a lot of factors that go into it. Depends whether they're human or animal. Yeah, that does, yep. We'll give you those results of your bedroom habits next. This is Regard on ZM and Ride It, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

I've got breaking bed news. Oh, did you wet the bed again? News and bedroom. No, I didn't wet the bed. Excuse me. That's breaking news. In fact, it's been so long. I don't remember the last time I wet the bed again? Newsome bedroom. No, I didn't wet the bed. Excuse me. That's breaking news. In fact, it's been so long. I don't remember the last time I wet the bed.

That's a good question. Yeah. Can you actually remember the last time you would have wet the bed? My sister's husband wet the bed the first two weeks that they were dating. That is incredibly unfortunate. In her bed. And my sister still lived at home and my mum had to wash the sheets. So they're obviously dating.

Yes. Was it the first sleepover? Like early. Right. Like in the first two weeks. Was it alcohol induced? I think he had been having a few drinks. Yeah, right.

But still. With the bed. For people who don't regularly listen to this show, this man went on to not only marry but impregnate your sister. Yeah, I know. He's fully integrated into the family, so you can recover from it. You know what we should do? We should call them sometime in the show and see if it's happened again since.

He's wet the bed. Yeah. Maybe they're running a plastic sheet situation. Yeah, well, mum had to wash the mattress protector and everything. I've always wondered with the plastic sheet, is it actually a help or more of a hindrance? I know it's a crinkly sleep to have, but I would have thought...

It's so slippery. Yeah, but it's still got to go somewhere. Like when you... Yeah, where does the liquid go? Do the sheets soak it all up? Because I would imagine you would need some sort of bed-based, almost like a pad. Like a bed pad?

That's what a mattress protector is. I thought you were going to say that's what a mattress is. Anyway. It's so absorbent. We've gone a long way off topic. Back to our breaking bed news. Sharing a bed with a partner

could mean that you are having a more restful night's sleep than if you were to sleep alone. A study by the Centre for Integrative Psychiatricery, I don't know, in Germany has revealed. Obviously, they didn't interview my sister and her husband. That as well. Because that would not be a pleasant sleep. Or anyone who sleeps with a snorer.

Yeah. Or anyone who sleeps with a tossy turner. I was a tossy turner last night. Yeah, or someone who can't regulate their body temperature and is constantly staffing around with the duvets. Some people are literally like a heater. Yeah. And if you're sleeping next to

that person, you can't get away from it. Now, I could literally sleep next to a bull that was on heat and still get a good night's sleep because that's just how I operate. You were the weirdest human being when it comes to sleep. Yeah. Like some of the places I've seen you fall asleep in. Yeah, it's a superpower.

And I'm like, how are you doing that? Yeah, so it doesn't affect me. My wife, however, had the privilege. She gets the raw end of the stick, doesn't she? So she says, yeah, she had the privilege of sleeping alone. So she says, she's the only one awake. You have to take her word for it. She slept alone on a Saturday night.

She said she had a great sleep. But this research suggests otherwise. The study was conducted over four nights with 12 young, healthy, all heterosexual couples. Okay. Which, I mean, that is for me. Yes, that works, but not for everybody listening. And they said that the people were tested when they slept together and alone

and they got more restful sleep sleeping together. Fascinating. I call absolute BS. It doesn't make sense. Like, I'm not saying that's what it's like in my relationship, but I'm thinking, obviously Obviously say you're sleeping by yourself There's not more Circumstances or more things

That could affect your sleep I can understand You have the whole bed to yourself There's no more noise to wake you up But there must be a psychological protective Comfort Something that happens Some kind of chemical hormonal thing that goes

I'm with this person that I love. I am at rest. Or maybe it's a protective thing. Maybe you're like. I just don't buy it. Again, I don't know because I don't have a problem with sleeping. Exactly. Your wife's the one we should be talking to who obviously doesn't sleep at all.

I'm fascinated with those people. Not so much my wife in particular, but anyone listening at the moment who is in a long-term relationship and sleeps apart every night. Do you have separate beds in your relationship? One of my good mates, he's married and they made the conscious decision in their relationship to pretty much sleep in separate beds most nights now. Because? Because he's such a horrible snorer. There's one reason. And like we said, tossy turners,

hot sleepers, shift workers. People who get up a lot. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. Are you in a long-term relationship and you guys have got separate beds? We'd love to talk to you this afternoon.

Yeah, what are the reasons? Call us now. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint. A new study suggests that you do sleep better if you're sleeping next to somebody96. Brie and Clint. A new study suggests that you do sleep better if you're sleeping next to somebody else.

Brie calls BS. She said there's just no way that that is possible. Like, I do get it because, like, when I'm in relationships, I do enjoy sleeping next to my partner. I do like it, but I swear the amount of problems I have with my shoulders now from having to sleep on my side. Oh, okay. Do you ever, like, when you sleep next to your wife? Not an age my shoulders now. Yeah. From sleep, having to sleep on my side. Oh, okay. Do you ever, like when you sleep next to your wife Lucy.

Not an age-related injury. No. Well, it might be. I don't know. You need to take your magnesium before bed, babes. I know. But when you sleep next to Lucy, how do you guys sleep? We've got sides that we need to face.

Yeah. No, but so do you spoon? Do you face away from each other? Oh, no, no, no, no. Spooning went out the window a long time ago. Oh, so you don't even, oh, see, I'm no. Spooning went out the window a long time ago. Oh, so you don't even... Oh, see, I'm still in that part of my relationship where we do. Because you're very lucky.

Yeah, and that's nice for you. It is nice. But you're lucky if you can find a spoon. But my shoulder is hurting. That's what I'm talking about. You're lucky if you can find a spoon that is a natural fit and that is the side that you want to lie on, but then also the side of bed that you want to be on.

Yeah. Like, so many things have to marry up for it to be a comfortable all night spoon. But see, the problem is I'm a tosser and turner. Once I lay on one side, I want to change and when you're spooning someone, it interrupts their sleep. Especially if you're a big spoon because you've got to get the arm out. Like that episode of Friends when Ross is trying to get the

arm out from underneath. I've actually perfected that. I kind of I put moisturiser on. No, I'm just kidding. Check him off of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want to talk to people, though, who don't share a bid.

You're in a long-term relationship and you've just gone, it's not for us. We're better off if we just have separate bids and maybe even separate bedrooms. Hi, Sha. Hi, Sha. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Is that what is the situation in your relationship right now? Yes. So me and my partner have been together for 12 years now, and we've been sleeping in separate beds for about three years. Interesting. For three, four years. Why did you start sleeping in separate beds? So he snores really loud.

He snores really loud. He snores really loud. But also we have kids together, and one of them would sleep in our room but not in our bed. So one of them will sleep in our room, and every time he goes to sleep, he'll wake the child up. So it's like, okay, you need to get out. You need to get out. No, Charlotte, I see what you've done.

You've used the child as like a distraction to go, oh, you've got to get out of this room for the kid. It's for the kid. It's not for me. It's for the kid. Whereas you wanted it about years ago. I'm fine. I thought I hid that in secret.

The kid can't sleep. Love it. Okay, 12 years, you guys are sleeping apart. Dave's here. Hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. Kia ora. Is this a situation in your relationship

Separate beds? Yeah, well, kind of She gets the bed, my wife I've been married for 7 years And she gets the bed with my 2 year old And meanwhile I'm downstairs And my lazy boy I just find it more comfortable

You know when you're sinking Dave And my bed Dave, when you're sinking. Into the Lazy Boy. Dave. And my beard. Dave, are you telling me that your actual every night sleeper is a Lazy Boy chair? Absolutely. What? Wow.

I mean, this is a great advertisement for Lazy Boy chairs. Yeah, they're that comfortable. It sounds very comfortable. But not a great advertisement for sharing a bed with your lovely wife. You get to sleep with babies, so it all works out. Yeah, you get to sleep with a lazy boy. Does she care, Dave, that you don't go and sleep in the bed with her? Nah.

In fact, I'll fall asleep watching a movie and she'll end up putting a blanket on me just so I'm comfortable and warm, you know? So you've got a good thing going on. Yeah. Yeah. You guys have got a good system. I like it. And Santiago is here.

Hi, Santiago. Hi. Hey, how are you guys doing? Good, thank you. Do you sleep in separate beds in your relationship? No, but that's my wife's dream for some reason. Why would she like to not share a bed with you, Santiago? I have no freaking clue.

I'm literally perfect. I go to sleep and I wake up the next morning exactly the same. The bed is literally ironed under me. It's a crazy earthquake one and yet she wants a bed for herself and the cat and she wants me on a

separate one. She's just blaming you, man. She's just blaming you. Let me ask you, Santiago, do you, like, not wake up? Do you just sleep throughout the night? No, I don't move. I do nothing. She's the one that goes to the toilet. She's the one that shakes like a nurse.

So what you're saying is if anybody should be requesting their own bed, it's you? Probably, but no, I'm happy. Yeah, I can tell. With her beside me, I actually have a really good sleep, even though she's insanely shaky. It's like sleeping in a water bed next to her. Yeah, right.

She's like moving around. Tossing and turning. Tossing and turning. Yeah, right. Yet she's the one that want to kick me out. I think there's other problems. No, no, no. Definitely not that.

You sound lovely. I'd like to share a bed with you. Yeah, your accent is delightful. You and me next to each other, two perfect sleepers. We wouldn't even have to make the bed after we got up Santiago. It'd be fantastic.

Literally, just like that. We'd be done already. Brie and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA

With Dean McCarthy He's back with us Dean This is huge The Black Lives Matter movement Has now reached The Simpsons as well Yeah it certainly has

This is fascinating A statement today Has come out from The producers of The Simpsons And also The producer of Family Guy

Where they will No longer use A white person to voice a black character on those shows, or any person of colour, as they put in their statement as well. So interesting. You know, some of the most common and well-known characters, of course, Apu. You would remember Apu from The Simpsons.

Yep, they want, you they want an actual South Asian person to voice that character. So they're really making some changes. And one of the actors who actually voiced one of the characters on the Cleveland show has come out saying, I will no longer voice this. This role should be voiced by a black actor. It is a black character.

Yeah, I did see that there's a few voice actors and actors standing down and saying this isn't right and it needs to change. It makes a lot of sense. Well, I don't understand why it wouldn't have been in the first place. And right now it's one of those ones you go, oh, yeah, that's a no-brainer. We should definitely do that. Yeah. It's fascinating, the whole conversation and the way that it's changing.

But that, I agree, is the right thing to be done at the moment. Absolutely. And, you know, it's not just those shows. I did see there's other shows on Netflix like the popular cartoon show Big Mouth. They're making changes. And also American Dad's making changes. There's quite a few things going on in that kind of space. Yeah, woke cartoons. Fascinating. Thank you, Dean. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. He's live out of Los Angeles with us. Brie and Clint.

You and I have just got back from a week off. Yeah, it was lovely. Which has been really lovely. We both went to the Coromandel. Yes. Which is... Not together, okay? Don't start any rumours.

No, definitely not together. Just a couple of days we were together. I had a week away from you. But we were also very close in the Coromandel. Yeah, we were on the same peninsula. I'll give you that. Anyway, you know, I mean, I did all the cool things. I went wakeboarding and, you know, spearfishing.

Did you? I just went abseiling. Did you? Because none of that made it onto your Instagram. Okay, I didn't do any of that, but I did make my own jam. Yeah, I saw this. It was quite the saga. In between, and if you keep up with Bree's Instagram,

in between you documenting lighting the fire each day and opening a beer at about 2.30 in the afternoon, we were treated to a bottom-to-top recipe of how to make crab apple jam. Yeah, I know. And I realised, I was like, wow, I'm definitely in my 30s now. Yeah, and I was wondering, did you run out of alcohol? I did on that day, yeah. Because I'm not one to judge too harshly.

No, I'm judging myself, so it's fine. I spent my summer dehydrating figs, so I understand. Which I also found very interesting. Yeah, okay. All right, now you've done it. You've tipped over. I've tipped. You've tipped.

I'm into the 30s. Yeah, you're into the 30s, yeah. But yeah, we did, so one of the fun things we did was we found this crab apple tree. And I didn't even, I don't think I've ever seen one before. Have you? You said this was a fun bit, so you better make it fun. You saw a crab apple tree, yeah? And then what, you climbed it? Yeah, so we actually, there was money growing on the tree.

Oh, now it's fun. Yeah, now I'm interested. We found like $50 notes just all over this tree. Just scattered, yeah. No, but we found this tree and I was like, what the hell is a crab apple tree? And it's essentially just small apples. You're the daughter of an apple farmer.

I know, but we don't have any of those. Oh, you don't have a crab apple tree. I think they're quite rare. Yeah, right. Anyway, I came up with the brilliant plan of, oh, we should make some jam. We've got plenty of time on our hands. Yeah. So we picked all these crab apples and we take them back to the house and we start making

this jam. Yeah. And. I know what's going to happen here. The jam was crap, wasn't it? Because you were going through this thing. I was like, just very detailed. She knows exactly what she's doing for making crab apple jam.

I've actually never heard of crab apple jam before. Neither have I. No. I looked it up. Let's just say. Because I also noticed that in your Instagram story, you didn't do a taste test. It just, you were like, there's the jam, story over.

You know, the funny thing is, is that I planned to do that the next day for the toast. Yeah, yeah. Like, and put the jam on. I tasted it and it was so bad I couldn't put it on my story. Bree and Clint. All right, my bread fans, gear up because I'm about to blow your mind. Yeah, all right.

I'm ready. Mine, I was in shock when I learnt this fact out about bread over the last week. I actually genuinely was. I was like, wait, wait, what? Wait a minute. And I saw it on Facebook and it's one of those moments where you're like, right, I'm an adult.

I've been around for a fair while now, but I'm today years old. Had your fair share of bread. Hey, I'm a bread connoisseur. There's no gluten allergies in this team. And I'm going child now, but I'm today years old. Had your fair share of bread. Hey, I'm a bread connoisseur. There's no gluten allergies in this team. And I'm going to say it, I love a bit of white bread. Oh, yeah. Just the plain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll have all types. White bread, also known as naughty bread. The naughty bread. The carby bread. Full fat bread. But yeah, no, I love it. I love all types of bread. Give me a French stick.

Give me a Vienna. I'll take it all. And I saw on Facebook, there was this thing that said, it was just a pretty much a fact. They were stating that the colour tags that you get at the top of a bread bag, the thing that keeps it closed, the colour of it is based on the day that it was baked. So then they can do that so they know when those loaves, like if it's sitting in a factory or if it's sitting in the supermarkets, they're like, right, those loaves are this many days old because they were baked on Saturday.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they probably don't want us to know that. You know why? Because then we'll be looking for a certain coloured tag in the supermarket. You'll just walk past and you'll just go, yeah, you'll grab the freshest loaf, which you should do, but they need to move the old stuff. And if we figure this out, ain't nobody going to be going in there and buying the tag from three days ago.

You'll be looking for the coloured tag that corresponds to the day that it is today. It's the same with milk. You always go to the back of the thing and you get the one that's got the, you know, further issues by day. This is dangerous information. We could bring down the entire bread industry. Look out. With this news here.

Oh, this is big stuff. We asked for bread people to call us and we said we're looking for bakers, bread truck drivers, anybody in the bread industry who can help us with this. I just wanted them to confirm it because obviously we're not bread experts. At least, you know, we have eaten a lot, but we're not experts.

Now we got zero calls, but I don't think it's because they don't want to tell us. I think they're all asleep. Yeah, because they get up early. It's a very early rising job. It is. You know, they're definitely not in traffic at the moment. They started at the crack of dawn,

before dawn this morning to get you your bread. That's so true. But then I realised I have a bread traffic at the moment. They started at the crack of dawn, before dawn this morning, to get you your bread. That's so true. But then I realised I have a bread expert in the family. My father has worked in multiple bread factories. Oh, boom. So we're going to call him now. So if this is true, if the fact is true, that the colour tags on bread are based on the day it was baked,

your dad should corroborate that. Absolutely right. Absolutely right. Absolutely right. And he currently is not affiliated with any major bread maker, so he's an independent source. He's not tied down. He can speak freely. Hello.

Oh, he's there. Hey, Dad. Yeah. Hello. Have you got the radio on? Yes, I have. Could you turn it down? Is that okay?

Yep. Yeah, is it down? There we go. Hello, Daddy Clint. Hello, Daddy Clint. Hello. Daddy Clint. Dad, can you please just confirm for us that you are a bread-making professional? I have worked in the breads.

Yes, I have. I've worked in the breads. I love you. Bree has a very specific question she wants to ask because we think we may have learned bread industry secrets. Yes. So, Daddy Roberts, I wants to ask because we think we may have learned a bread industry secret. Yes. So Daddy Roberts, I need to ask, I was wondering, do the colour

tags on top of the bread bags coincide with the days that they were actually baked on? Yes, they do. Oh my god, we've blown this bread fact wide open. How long have you been harbouring this secret, Dad?

Like, how long have you had this information and you haven't told anybody? Oh, I've known it for ages. You're not helping your case, Mr. Roberts. Were you allowed to tell us that? Yes, it's no secret. Right. So the fact that there's a quality baker's van hovering outside the front of your house right now, that's just purely coincidental, right?

Yes, it is. Mr. Roberts, cough once if you're in trouble. Hey, thanks, Dad. You've really shone some light on that for us. We appreciate it. Well done. Okay, no problem. Bree and Clint. Listen, no problem.

Listen up, everybody. This could be your chance to crack it in Hollywood and truly become famous. Finally! Finally, okay? Here's my shot. The casting call has gone out for the new Amazon production of Lord of the Rings. This is set to be one of the most expensive TV shows ever made.

The most expensive. The budget is $8 billion. And they're shooting it all here in New Zealand. And so they're looking for New Zealanders to be part of the cast. Casting call's gone out. Great opportunity for people. Yeah, great opportunity. Once in a lifetime opportunity for some people.

You'll get to rub shoulders with some famous people, some great actors. And imagine if you're a fan of the, you know, obviously the movies. Yes. Can you imagine being in it? I know. It would be epic. It would be a dream come true for some people. The casting agency who is looking to fill the roles have said they are looking for unusual looking people.

Oh, here we go. And they've gotten in a bit of trouble for the way they've asked. What do they mean by unusual? This is what they wrote in the post on Facebook. Do you have an overbite, face burns, long skinny limbs, deep cheekbones, lines in your face, acne scars, ears that stick out, bulbous or interesting nostrils, small eyes, big eyes, skinny face, missing bones.

Well, then you are the funky looking person that we're looking for and we would love you to submit a photo. Interesting. You can't refer to people as funky looking. No. I know you're looking for funky looking people, but you can't refer to them that way. But that's okay.

If we can take that in our stride, Brie, I mean, this is a great opportunity, I think, in particular for you. I think this is your time to shine. I think with the things they've pointed out there and the type of person they're looking for. Oh, you be careful. You'd be great for the film. You be careful.

This is from a place of love, okay? Last week, actually the week before, I had the privilege of seeing your feet. And I know for a fact, I know for a fact that you've got hobbit feet. Oh, mate, don't get me started on your feet. I was kind to you. Thick, thick feet. They're not thick, they're thin. With a bit of hair on them feet. I was kind to you. Thick, thick feet. They're not thick. They're thin.

With a bit of hair on them. Okay, you have the perfect. Actually, just scrolling through the list, you've got good troll feet. You've got good goblin feet, orc feet, hobbit feet. You have the perfect feet to star in the new Lord of the Rings show.

Yeah, well, guess what? You've got the perfect orc nostrils. Your nostrils are big. They're like caves, and I reckon they'd be perfect. Boo. Excuse me. Seriously, sometimes I think, do you catch things in those? It's because you're shorter than me and you're looking up at me.

Okay? They're normal sized nostrils. You've just got the wrong perspective. That's the reason. You, I think, if you don't make it in as a troll orc or hobbit. Why can't I be like one of the cute ones, like an elf or a wizard? You can be an elf,

and that's what I'm just about to tell you. You could be an elf because the distinctive characteristic about the elves are their ears. And one of your ears sticks out just like an elf's. It does. No, it does not.

It does. It's the ear that you tuck your hair behind. Your feature ear. Are you sure you're not looking at yourself? Because both of your ears look like elf ears. No. No. No, they do.

I wrote it down. Talk about it. No, I think you've got elf ears. I think you've got elf ears. And they're big because they're oversized. You've got quite big ears. Same with your nostrils. They're quite big.

Features. Why didn't I blow away in the wind then? Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, right. Why not blow away in the wind then? Bree and Clint. Oh my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh my God, no.

Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is the game where you call and tell us three quarters of a story that's happened to you sometime in your life

and then leave it there. Then you listening are going to hear three options for the ending and if you can correctly guess the ending, you'll win yourself some free mobile fuel. That's right. The person who's up to the plate this afternoon is you, Andrea.

Hi. Hey, how are you going? Good. Good, how are you? Yeah, really good, thank you. Okay, please, when you're ready, tell us three quarters of your story. Sure.

All right, so my husband and I used to go for regular massage, like weekly. And this particular time, it was my husband's turn to go for the massage. So off he goes to our regular massage therapist. She's doing the massage and she gets, she's doing the back massage and she notices something really interesting. Okay. Which is the correct ending to Andrea's story? Producer Ben.

Okay. Ending number one. Turns out he had been wearing her underwear all day. Ending number two. Whoa. She saw that he'd had half a piece of toilet paper stuck up at his butt crack. She told him, and then he asked if he wanted to still finish the massage. He said, no, thank you.

Option number three. The masseuse had seen a giant penis on his butt cheek that he'd gotten on a stag do. It was very hard to explain to the poor woman. One of those is the correct ending to Andrea's story. The person with the mammoth task of guessing the right answer is Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. First of all, have you ever been in an embarrassing massage situation yourself?

No, I don't like massages. I'm good. Well, this story may don't like massages. I'm good. Well, this story may put everybody off massages. They'd already, yeah. I don't have any more, eh? Please guess the cliffhanger ending to Andrea's story. Okay, just because I think it's hilarious, I'm hoping it's number two.

Number two, she saw that he'd had half a piece of toilet paper stuck in his butt crack. I hoped it was that one as well, to be honest, Sarah. Andrea, what is the correct ending to your story? Oh, my gosh. I almost wish this wasn't true, but he was actually wearing my underwear. No! Wow.

Andrea, can I ask, was that a coincidence or just circumstantial or was that an everyday thing? It was very circumstantial. To this day, I still don't know how that happened. He claims it was dark, got dressed in the morning. Mixed up with the laundry. But I'm like, they feel different, surely. There's no room in them for his thing.

G-Banger, very different to briefs. Yeah. I mean, whatever you're into, and obviously you guys are happy, so it's not an issue. To be honest, I say guys try it because our underwear is comfortable. But, Andrea, do you ever get tempted just to downtry them in the kitchen to see what's going on down there? Oh, my Lord, don't even go there, honestly.

I can't believe it happened. I just don't even know how. Can I ask, or is this a bit too personal? Was it like, what type? Was it a lacy pair or just a straight brief? Yeah, no, it even had a little bit of lace on it. So like, seriously. Why would you bother with a straight brief?

If you're going to do it, go for the lacy numbers. Yeah, the full nine. Andrea, we've got free mobile fuel for you. You have won one of the best cliffhangers we've ever had. Well done. Thank you. Thank you, guys. And say hello to your husband.

I will. I'm bringing clits at him. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's new podcast, the front page is your short, sharp daily news podcast. Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning as I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down

what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Free in Clint. Anyone who watches the TV show Schitt's Creek will think this next story sounds incredibly familiar because it sounds like the plot line to Schitt's Creek.

Yeah. Very good TV show if you haven't started it on Netflix. Such a good show. I didn't even know it existed until about a month ago. Pretty easy watch, multiple seasons. It's a fantastic show. It's good. The core principle of the show is that the family have purchased an entire town

and then when they come, they're rich, that's how they bought the town, and then when they fall on hard times, they move to the town that they own. They're like, well, let's go and live in Schitt's Creek, that place we bought. Get this, there's a town for sale in New Zealand. You could do a real-life version of Schitt's Creek here in New Zealand because there's an entire town for sale. So the town... Is it called Pootown?

No, it's not called Pootown. No. The town is not one that I'd have ever heard of before. You've never heard of it? No. It's a place called Melons Folly Ranch. Ooh, that sounds fancy. And the whole thing is country and

western themed. I knew it. So Melons Folly Ranch is on the central plateau between Taumaranui and Ohakune. So if you're coming from Auckland, it's kind of on the way to the snow if you're going to Roapehu. And yeah, the whole

thing looks like an old western town. And it looks like they could film a movie there, but it's actually a functioning town. I knew if I just waited, held out from the property market, something was going to come along that was going to catch my eye. Yeah, and you can commute to ZM from the central plateau. I'm sure you can do it. Yeah. You've got a good car.

Horse and cart. Yeah, or however you want to get there. I'll pitch you the details of the town first and then I'll let you know how much, okay? So there's a picture of it on the screen there now. Oh, it's cute! Yeah, you get 10 buildings. That's the population of buildings

in the town. It includes a licensed saloon, so you can actually drink there. You can sell alcohol there. Oh my god! I'm obsessed! It's got a courthouse that also doubles as a cinema, just in case you're not trying many criminals and you just want to watch a movie instead. So your big cinema room, yep.

Got a sheriff's office, because you'd be the sheriff. Yeah. Surely you'd be the sheriff of your own town. Oh my god, I could get those spurs. Yep. It's got a billiards lounge, so a building just dedicated to playing pool. Yep. And it's got 13 guest bedrooms.

So your friends can come and stay there. So I can pretty much have my whole family, friends, you guys can live there. Yeah. 22 people. 22 people can live in this town full time. That's what it's got room for. I'm getting excited. It's fascinating. I've never seen anything like this and it's genuinely for sale

in New Zealand right now. Is it a tourist thing? So you can actually rent the town at the moment. So if you wanted to do something like you say you wanted to have your... Why don't we rent the town out? Yeah, we can rent it out.

It's not cheap to rent. Oh, how much? Well, it's actually... How much? It's a whole town. If we get 22 people like an Airbnb, if we get 22 people... It's a whole bloody town.

It's $8,000 for one night or $15,000 for two nights. Or we can buy the entire town for $11.6 million. All right. Let me talk to my mortgage broker. I know what you're saying. We should rent the town. We should rent that town. But we need to find the money somehow.

No, wait. So how many people can sleep? Wait, I've just figured out what we need to do. Oh, my God. I've just figured out what we need to do. We bought the DeLorean from Back to the Future. We have to go there like Back to the Future 3. We have to go back.

We have to take the DeLorean to this western town Melons Folly Runt. Oh, this is exactly what we need to do. We have to put the DeLorean to this western town Melons Folly rut. Oh, this is exactly what we need to do. We have to put the DeLorean on the train tracks so the train pushes. Okay. And shoot it off into a ditch or something. Oh, we're driving the DeLorean through there. Do we have to? Yeah.

Okay, all right. Well, this is a plan coming together in real time, everybody. If anybody has $15,000 and wants to come and spend the night in a real-life saloon with us, please get into contact with us, ASAP. Also, if anyone has some arseless chaps, can I borrow them? I think my wife's on Tinder. I knew this day was coming. You just snore too loud.

I know. Did you come across it because you've got that Tinder account? In all honesty, I woke up on Saturday, I think, and I had a DM from someone who is on Tinder and they sent me this screenshot of a Tinder profile picture that is my wife, Lucy. Were you shocked? And they said no because there's some key details that were...

A little bit different. A little bit skew-iff that made me go actually Was her name different? No, the name on Tinder is definitely Lucy. Okay, okay. The picture, the picture, was it like, you know, had it been changed? No, the picture is definitely a picture of Lucy. Right, right.

Quite a hot picture too. Yeah, good looking picture of your wife. Like if you were going to choose a Tinder profile picture. Yeah, good photo. Good photo to use. Was she not in Auckland? Was she somewhere else? No, it says the person is 14 kilometres away. Right, so she was in Auckland. No, no, I understand

all of that stuff fits, but the age is wrong. So case closed then. Excuse me, this Tinder profile that someone has screenshotted, which is clearly my wife, it's not a lookalike. No, it's her. In fact, I think I may have even taken that photo

with her name and her location. It says that she is 24. And my wife, whilst she is young, she is not 24. She's a little bit older. Yeah. She's on the three side. Which when I saw this, the first thing I thought about, I was like, God, I'd be stoked if someone impersonated me on Tinder

and said I was 24. Right. I'd be stoked with that. I asked the person who sent it to me, is it just that one picture? And they said, no, there's three photos. What other ones did they choose? So the person actually did some quite good detective work for me because this is the problem with Tinder.

I assume you can't just send someone a link to a Tinder profile, can you? I'd have to go on Tinder and keep swiping until I found her. Wait, did the person that messaged you about it match with your wife Lucy? No. No. But they did some Googling to find the pictures and they said all the pictures

of my wife, Lucy, who I'm married to and loves me, they're all pictures that you can get off Google. So someone could quite easily be stealing her identity. When did you start hanging out with Nave from Catfish? Excuse me. Look, look, that picture there, the key flaw in it,

apart from the age being wrong, they've chosen a photo where she's wearing her wedding ring. Oh, she is too. Like if you were going to go on Tinder and pretend to be single, surely you wouldn't choose a profile picture where you had your wedding ring on your wedding finger. Some people are into that. I know, that's what I realised as well. Some people are like, ooh, a challenge.

I don't know anything about Tinder and how it works. I missed that. I missed the Tinder. Yeah, you just were outside the window. I was just outside the Tinder window. This has happened to me. So I wanted to know, is lying,

and by the way, my wife has cleared of any guilt. There's no suspicion whatsoever. Are you positive though? Yeah, I'm absolutely positive. Do you want me to question it? She looked me in the eyes. I was crying

and she held my hand and she said, it's not me. I'm on Bumble. It's you. That's why I'm on Tinder. No, but do people lie about their age on Tinder? Can you lie about your age on Tinder?

Of course you can. Yeah? It's literally just you pick like the age that you were born and that's it. Oh, right. It doesn't scrape like your Facebook information or anything to confirm your age. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, right. Maybe, but like when I was on those dating apps, I never connected my Facebook.

Oh, okay. So then you could just make it up. Yeah, well, yeah, you could, right. Maybe, but like when I was on those dating apps, I never connected my Facebook. Oh, okay. So then you could just make it up. Yeah, well, you could, yeah. Did you? No, no, no, no, no. Have you ever lied about your age in a relationship or in a dating? No, no, no, no. You have, eh?

No. Did you make yourself older or younger? No, no, no. You would have gone younger. No way you're making yourself older. No comment. Okay, someone will be honest with us. someone will own up to lying about their age it might not have been on dating apps it might have been and to get a job you might have lied about your age to get a job can i ask

you a quick question before we move into that yeah was because this happened to me like here in new zealand as well someone impersonated me me on Tinder. Does your wife want to know how they've done on Tinder? Oh, I didn't ask. Would she be interested in that? Like that's the first question I would want to know. She was too busy basking in the afterglow of being accepted as a 24-year-old. So we didn't get into that. But yeah, you would want to know.

You'd be like, oh, how are you going? Yeah. How many matches are you getting? Yeah actually yeah. It'd be interesting. Okay two things. If you see my wife on Tinder can you please report the account? And two can you please call us on 0800 dials if you've ever lied about your age?

Yeah what's the reason? Why? How much younger? How much older? Yeah. And did you get caught out maybe? No judgement. No judgement. No we're not judging here. Just curious to know. And did you get caught out maybe? Yes. No judgment. No judgment. No, we're not judging here. Just curious to know. And I think if you want to lie about your age, yeah, do it.

Whatever. All right. Bree and Clint. Have you ever lied about your age before? My wife is not lying about her age, but someone has stolen her pictures and is catfishing people with her photos and name. But they've gone for a different age. I was about to say a drastically different age. But they've gone with a different age.

Yeah, but they might not be lying about their age. They're lying about everything else. Oh, well, you're right. But they might be 24. Well, at least there's some gem of truth here, I guess. So there's the first clue to figure out who it is. Or, you know what would be an even better outcome for this? Because Lucy's age is not written anywhere specifically.

They've just assumed her age. They've gone, well, I know her name and I know what she looks like because she's got a public Instagram account. I'm going to say she's 24. I'm going to look at her and say she's about 24, which, oh my God, she will love that. A compliment of the bloody year. But who's lying about their age out there and wants to be honest about it?

Shay has called up first. Hey, Shay. Hi, Shay. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. You're being a bit shady, lying about your age. No. So what happened was a few years ago,

everyone was having different Facebook names and stuff like that, and my friend thought it would be funny to change my birth date So everyone was having different Facebook names and stuff like that. And my friend thought it would be funny to change my birth date so that I couldn't play games or certain games and stuff like that on Facebook. Oh, yeah. And due to it, you couldn't change it for like 60 or 90 days or so. And when I downloaded Tinder and everything like that, and I integrated it with Facebook, it actually had the wrong birth date. So I had to change.

You were like 14 or 15 or whatever. And you can't explain that in a simple swipe, can you? So what age are you and what age was it saying you were? It was actually saying that I was two years older than I am. Oh, and how do you think that worked for you, Shay? Better or worse? It was actually quite awkward. I had a lot of people that knew me, that knew that I wasn't that age,

message me and ask what was up. And I was like, it's just because of my Facebook details, you know. Yeah, sure it was, Shay. And they're like, sure. Yeah, sure, Shay. You're looking for some, you know. Sure, you're looking to get some cougar action. Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob.

Hey, how's it going? What happened with you, Jacob? You're lying about your age? Yeah, nothing too exciting, just on the old ski path. So you're a bit younger than you are, you're a bit cheaper. Oh, that's a good way of going. I mean, not at the moment because we're trying to support local. Wait, just hypothetically, I mean, I'm not going anytime soon,

but what do you mean? What do you have to do for that? She's pretty easy so I just you do it online and you go into the store and I just didn't have any

idea on that and I just what's your birthday and I just so Jacob what age is it that makes it cheaper you have to be

under what age because this is going to be the turning point for Brie under 18 oh no chance no chance no, no chance. No chance.

Jacob, how old are you then? I'm 19. Okay, so you're a bit closer to 18. A little bit closer, yeah. You could pass for two 18-year-olds. Shut up! You asshole! That was an age joke, just so we're clear. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, how you going? Happy Monday. You too! You asshole That was an age joke Just so we're clear Hi Jess

Hi Jess Hey ya How you going? Happy Monday Happy Monday Have you lied about your age? Not me personally But I thought

I've got a story That I thought Might be a bit new Oh god Then indulge us My mum's now Ex-partner Thank god

He made a Tinder profile and made himself 10 years younger. God, that's a stretch. While he was dating your mum, he made himself a Tinder profile that was 10 years younger. He sounds like a top bloke. Yeah. Damn right. No.

So he's 62, made himself 52, changed his name, said he graduated from collage. Collage, wonderful. He clearly has some sort of degree if he's graduated from collage. It was horrible. Was he passing as a 52-year-old or no? Would he pass? Yeah.

I suppose. I mean, he's got that going for him, but I mean, no. Not a good person. But the way we found out was my nan's caregiver was like, oh, I've met someone. Oh, what? Showed her the old profile and she was like, oh, that's my daughter's partner of 12 years.

Yes, that is like an episode of Shortland Street. Holy crap. I know. Scandal, right? Like what collage did he go to? Yeah. He probably couldn't even tell you. No such thing.

Auckland University. It's his old mamada. Jess, you're a savage and I love it. Thank you for your call. Bye. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Cleanse.

Birthday banger. All right, birthday bangers back to get you home in that traffic that I'm sure you're probably sitting in. This is where we take your guys' birthdays and then we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th. Come. Hi, come. Hi, Kim. Hi.

Hi. How are you, Kim? I'm great. How are you? Very well. We've had a lovely week off, but good to be back. Oh, fantastic. Let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 28th of February, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 28th of February. And Kim, this is your birthday banger. Fall Out Boy. Oh, that's fantastic. That's a tune.

It's the song from 2007. Yeah. Wow. That's a great one, Kim. Not to make you feel old or anything, Kim, but how long ago is... Anyway, that's beside the point. Well, Kim, you can't feel old

because Clint and I are both older than you, so... Exactly. Great birthday banger. Love it. Let's get one from Brayden. Hey, Brayden. G'day, Brayden. Hi, how are you?

Good, thanks. How are you, mate? Yeah, not bad, not bad. That's good. Let's get one from Brayden. Hey, Brayden. G'day, Brayden. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How are you, mate? Yeah, not bad, not bad. That's good. What's your birthday? The 8th of March, 2003. All right. You were 16.

The other end of the scale. Last year, Brayden, on the 8th of March. And this is your birthday banger. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just come in. I see it. I like it.

I want it. I love it. For perspective, Brayden was five years old when Kim's birthday banger came out. Brayden, so that means, what, you'd be 17 now? Yeah, 17 now, yep. Right. That's some hot fire mess from you, Thomas. Thank you, thank you, man. Appreciate that.

Hey, I love that birthday banger, even though it was made last year. Yeah, Jono as well. Hi, Jono. G'day, Jono. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks, man. Appreciate that. Hey, I love that birthday banger, even though it was maybe a hit last year. Yeah. Jono as well. Hi, Jono. G'day, Jono. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Mate, how are you doing yourself?

Hey, good. Driving home. Long, busy day at work. Fair enough. Let's see if a birthday banger can get you home. What's your birthday? 21st of November, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 21st of November.

And, Jono, this is your birthday banger. Oh, that's good. Bit of JT. That is good. That's a good song from JT. They reckon basically this whole album he wrote about Britney, including this song here, yeah. Didn't know that.

Yeah. Do you like this song, Jono? Did you like this Justin Timberlake era? It's good, eh? That's a good tune. I was ready to vote for Fall Out Boy until I heard that one, but my vote is for Justin Timberlake, What Goes Around. I've got to go with Fall Out Boy.

Sorry, Jono, but I just, yeah, I think that's a vibe. Yeah, right, okay. Yeah. All right, that's been a role reversal from us. I know, isn't it? Wait there, Jono. We're going to have to go to a split vote. Producer Ben, you are deciding the winner of today's birthday banger.

Yeah, I'm going to go Fallout Boy because we've never ever had it. Yeah, brilliant. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. I like it. The tune. That's done it.

Kim, congratulations. You've won birthday banger. Yes, Kimmy. Yeah. There it is. From 2007, this is Fallout Boy. This ain't a scene, it's an arms race on ZM. I am an arms dealer

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It's in in Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Kem. There's not enough Fall Out Boy on the radio at the moment. Yeah, I think we need to put some more into the playlist. They're still meant to be coming to New Zealand too for that hella mega tour at the end of the year. That hasn't been cancelled yet. So that's still on?

According, they haven't made any announcements about it, so everyone's assuming it's on. I was always so amazed. Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy. Yeah. He dated so many celebrities, like big time female actresses, didn't he? Ashley Simpson.

Oh, yeah. So that was, let's look it up. That was his main squeeze. Pete Wentz. He was, yeah, he was kind of the emo boy of the moment. Yeah. Everyone wanted a piece of him. Yeah, he was hot.

And he was on, for the fans who watch One Tree Hill, the TV show, he made like this appearance on there where he was dating one of the girls on the show. Did he? Like in the TV show. It was weird. Strange. You got any more, any bull-hardness for us yet? I'm trying to.

Who is Pete Wentz dating? It says... You know they had a son together? Did they? Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz dating. It says... You know they had a son together? Did they? Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz. Oh, there you go. That's what it says on here. Here we go.

Here we go. A boy. A boy, yeah. A boy fell out. It's all right. We'll do some of this Googling in our own personal time. Maybe we'll dedicate a break tomorrow to Pete Wentz dating history. I think people would like that. Brie and Clint.

All right, everybody. Welcome to The Courtroom, where today, Brie Thomasel stands trial for theft. I told you this in confidence. And I said, stop talking. Let's do it on the radio. And I said, this is not for the radio.

It's going to incriminate me. I said, stop talking. Let's do it on the radio. And I said this is not for the radio. It's going to incriminate me. I said stop talking, let's do it on the radio. And I also didn't say whether I think you're guilty or not. Because you haven't heard the full story yet. No, I haven't heard the full story. Here to hear your case, juror number one, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.

Hi. Now, you're going to hear the details and then all we need is like a guilty or an innocent from you, okay? You understand? Oh, yeah. Okay. Good. Okay. Also, Ashton is a juror. Hi, Ashton.

G'day, Ashton. How's it going? Nothing in your past that would prejudice you against the defendant. Bree, she hasn't like parked in your car parking space or pooed on your lawn before? No, not at all. She's not guilty. Hey, wait, wait. I like him.

All right. He's a good juror. And Jeff, you're our third juror, okay? G'day, Jeff. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank's not guilty. Hey, wait, wait, wait. I like him. He's a good juror. And Jeff, you're our third juror, okay? G'day, Jeff. Hey, how's it doing? Good, thank you. Okay, now Bree, plead your case. Oh, no.

So I said to you, I really don't want to talk about this on the radio, but we're here now. I don't think I'm guilty. I was in the Coromandel holidaying for a week, and I said to you, do you think it makes me guilty if I borrow a few bits and pieces of fruit and stuff from other people's yards? Objection. Objection. You said to me, is it stealing if I take fruit off someone else's tree

without telling them? No, but. Those were your words. You need to hear the details though. Okay, give us some qualifying factors. Okay, so no fences or ropes or anything were crossed going into the yard. But was the fruit hanging onto the street or was it

on the property? Again, I don't think you're guilty or innocent by the way. I'm just trying to get to the facts of the case. It was not on the street. You had to venture onto their property even though there wasn't a gate to get the fruit. That's correct. Okay.

But in my defence, hundreds and hundreds of pieces of fruit had fallen onto the ground which said to me that they weren't even there. It might be a holiday home and I thought this fruit's going to go to waste. Are you exaggerating when you say hundreds and hundreds? There was a lot. What type of fruit was it? I don't know if I want to say that? There was a lot. What type of fruit was it? I don't know if I want to say that. There was a couple.

It was oranges. Oranges. Grapefruits. Grapefruits. Lemons. Lemons. Limes. Limes.

And what about those crab apples? Oh, yeah, those two. Crab apples. They were technically on the street. I'm just getting the information, okay? I'm just getting the information. I only took what I needed just a little bit. And crab apples. They were technically on the street. I'm just getting the information, okay? I'm just getting the information. I only took what I needed just a little bit. And did you, finally, and I remind you you're under oath right now,

did you say to me an hour and a half ago, it was so much fun, we made a game of seeing how much free food we could get. Don't! Did you or did you not say that to me? I did not say that. Okay, that's your testimony and you're sticking by it. Let's go to our jury. Oh no. Tried. It Let's go to our jury. Oh, no.

Tried. It wasn't going to get used. Tried for the crime of theft. Bree Tomasell, first juror. How do you find the defendant? How full was the bush of fruit? It was. So, Caitlin, in my defence, and I'm not exaggerating,

I reckon I could not even count how many pieces of fruit were on these trays. That's how many. And we took about four. Order. It's enough from you. Caitlin, I'm going to need you to pass judgement. I'm going to say innocent. Yes, Caitlin!

Okay, thank you. That is one in your favour. Ashton's already found you innocent, so we're going to go to him last. Jeff. G'day, Jeff. You're now our second juror. Hey, good to hear from you again, man. Please, any questions you need to know before you pass judgement?

Yes, did the fruit taste good? It was bloody delicious, Jeff. Worth it. I savoured it. I really appreciated it. Jeff, okay. Don't know what difference that makes, but how do you find the defendant, Jeff. Worth it. I savoured it. I really appreciated it. Jeff, yeah, okay. Yeah. Don't know what difference that makes,

but how do you find the defendant, Jeff? Oh, it's a tough one, but I'm going to have to say innocent. Yes! Yes, Jeffy boy. Would she have been guilty if the fruit tasted bad? Nah, we've all done it. Yeah, all right.

I love him. Now, I remind you that we need a unanimous verdict So we go now to juror number three Ashton, how do you find the defendant? Look, if the branch is hanging over the boundary It's free game It wasn't hanging over the boundary It was directly in their yard, Ashton

Okay, well I've got a grapefruit tree. You can jump my fence anytime because I can't get rid of them. Hey, lock it in. I'm coming over. So you're going innocent as well? So, yeah, I'm going not guilty.

Not guilty. Yes, Ashton, you legend. Well, congratulations. Do you know what they say? Yeah. If the fruit is picked, you must acquit. I'll give you that actually.

That's quite good. Thank you. Have you ever thought to yourself, Clint, I wonder what space smells like? No. You've never had that thought? No. It's never crossed my mind.

Well, it's interesting. I'm about to answer that here this afternoon. Can I tell you what I think it smells like now that you've mustered the idea in my brain? You think it smells like mustard? No, I think it smells musty. Musty? I reckon it's damp and cold.

Really? Yeah. Is there moisture? No, because there's no atmosphere. No. Oh, cold. Smells cold. What's cold smell like?

You know when you go to somewhere like Queenstown Yeah Or even Dunedin Oh I like that smell Or actually anywhere south of the Bombay Hills in Auckland actually And you go outside in the morning and you go Oh I've got a blocked nose That was a delightful noise Let me close one nostril and do that again

It's a cold morning and you go outside Oh it stings It's cold out here It's cold Your nostril cavity is alarming stings. It's cold out here. It's cold. Your nostril cavity is alarming. Yeah, I know. It's in my life every day. It is so alarming. I've never been able to breathe through both nostrils on the same day. Do you want me to get, oh,

should I get one of those things where I squirt water up your nostril to clean it out? No. Have you ever had those? A nose doucher. No, thank you. Yeah, do you want a nose douche? No, I don't. Are you sure? No. I'll buy you one for your birthday. We did that one where you used to use the baby sucker on my nose. Yeah, do you want a nose douche? No, I don't. Are you sure? No. I'll buy you one for your birthday. We did that one where you used to use the baby sucker on my nose. Yeah, do you want me to suck it out of your nose? No, I don't want any of that.

No. I want to know what space smells like. You let me know. Anyway, so the reason why I'm asking you is because NASA have actually developed a perfume that smells like space. Bull crap they have. No, well, they actually developed this before, like, it got released to the public or before they're releasing it to the public.

They developed it in order to help astronauts prepare for their senses ahead of going into space. Yeah. Real thing. Like I'm being serious. Yeah. Anyway, but now they're talking about packaging it up and you can pretty much have a bit of space and see what it smells like.

Yeah. But I also read this article about this astronaut named Peggy Winston. And she actually commented on what space smells like. Okay. How does she define the smell of space? She told CNN that space smells like kind of like a smell from a gun right after you fire it. Oh.

It's like what, like gunpowder? Gunpowder-y. It's like a real, I've smelled it before, and the gun people are going to say I'm wrong, but my memory of it, it's quite like metallic smelling. Yeah, kind of. Like it's been like two things have hit together kind of thing. She said it smells a bit bitter in addition to it being smoky.

Did she say cold? Did she say it smells cold? Was I right at all? No. No. I knew NASA were doing it tough when they started paying Elon Musk to fly their astronauts into outer space. Now that they are doing space-centred merchandise,

I really know that they're on the ropes. Like things are getting dire. I think they've got a market for know that they're on the ropes. Like things are getting dire. I think they've got a market for it and they're taking the opportunity. I don't blame them. Yeah, right. But it got me thinking because that's quite an unusual smelling perfume, isn't it? Yes, space.

Space. Yeah. I thought I'd run by you. These are all real perfumes, all similar kind of weird stuff to see if you'd be interested. Okay. So are you interested in the space one? It smells like gunpowder.

Yes. Yeah, I'd be keen for space one. It'd be quite cool. Good conversation starter. Yeah. Oh, boy, you smell out of this world. Yeah, I'm keen for that. What about a perfume this company has made that smells like asphalt rainbow?

Oh, so rain just after on the hot concrete. Yeah. I'm quite into that. I don't mind that. I don't want to wear it concrete. Yeah. I'm quite into that. I don't mind that. I don't want to wear it though, no. No, not into that. That was a very aggressive buzzer. Very intense while we were on holiday.

They're angry. What about a perfume that's called Immortal Perfumes of Dead Writers? I don't want to smell like a dead writer, no. Whoa, what has happened to our buzzer? Whoa, don't change it. We're sticking with this until the end of the segment. Don't you change it. So apparently that perfume smells like old books.

Oh, okay. Black tea, vanilla. Not keen for that either. No, not keen. No, give me one more. There's a couple of really weird ones. Okay, all right, come on then. There's one that actually smells like different blood types.

Are you into that? I want to say yes just so I don't have to hear the buzzer again, but no. I feel like I'm at a basketball game at a YMCA who's got a broken buzzer. I feel like a prisoner who's having one hour of time in the yard and the door's opening. My ears hurt. Is that it? We're going to stop there?

There's also a perfume that smells like Jasmine a cigarette. Oh, yeah. I love the smell of ciggies. I do. Brianne Clint. Accidentally had a fantastic night of watching TV last night. There was a good amount of TV floating around on the channels last night. And I mean normal TV.

I don't mean Netflix or Neon or whatever else you're paying for. I'm talking about good, old-fashioned, plug in the aerial. No, remember what TV was. Check it on. No, people still have TV. Do the news and watch some ads. TV. To be honest, I love sitting in front of the TV and watching free-to-air TV.

Why? It's a reminder of... Because you love getting a bargain. Yeah, I love those infomercials. No, I think it just reminds me of growing up and sitting in front of the TV with my family and after dinner we would all sit there and we'd watch something. And there was no option to watch another episode when it ended. You had to stop and wait till the next day when another episode became available like a normal person.

Yeah, so it's like a cool thing where you can get excited about something. So like after we finish the show here tonight, like I'm excited to go home and watch one of these shows tonight. Exactly right. So let's talk about those shows. What is the show that got you most excited that was on regular TV last night? I was excited about a few, but I have to say I am an old school Big Brother fan. Yes. And look, it didn't disappoint. I had seen, because obviously it's already like we're a bit behind Aussie, I think.

But the game has totally changed and i'd already i was already going in with kind of a you know a frame of mind where i was like i'm probably not going to like it but i'll give it a go that's what i thought i didn't even bother watching it because i thought one it's not live it's not like the same day like love islanders and big brother started that format it's not that yeah and also we're so far behind behind Australia, I just won't bother watching. But you're saying it was good. Look, I'm going to say give it a couple of episodes because I think because of the way they've changed the game, where they're pretty much putting the contestants, the housemates, against each other directly to win the $250,000. It is literally like The Hunger Games, but a G-rated version of that. Is it $250,000. It is literally like the Hunger Games,

but a G-rated version of that. Is it $250,000? It's quarter of a million dollars they're playing for. The bit I don't understand about Love Island, especially the UK one, which is the biggest one, the prize money is $20,000. No, theirs was $50,000.

Oh, is it $50,000? Which isn't, I mean... Like, it's great money, but at the same time... It's no quarter of a million. It's no quarter of a million dollars. You know? Even MasterChef's got quarter of a million dollars.

Yeah. And that's the show I watched last night. I watched it as well. Love MasterChef. I've never been a MasterChef fan. I've always been an MKR gal because it's more relatable. I find I can actually cook the meals. But MasterChef.

Oh, yeah. You can't cook anything on MasterChef. No. If you want to feel bad about your cooking skills, just turn on MasterChef and you, yeah, you can't cook anything on MasterChef. No. If you want to feel bad about your cooking skills, just turn on MasterChef and you'll go really well. Last night I was watching Reynold cook with nitrous oxide. It's ridiculous. I was like, this is not, you're right, it's not home cooks.

No. But they've had to change it as well because they've got new judges on there. Because if you've watched MasterChef forever, what's their bloody names? George. George, Columbaris, Matt. Matt Preston. And the other guy. They're gone.

Yeah. They got the full Top Gear treatment where they apparently, well, no, not the Top Gear treatment because they beat someone up. But no, whatever happened, they've gone. I mean, well, George Columbaris didn't do that. Yeah, right. He didn't do great. No, right.

There was a bit of controversy there too. Shit, what am I trying to say? They're gone is what I'm trying to say. They had a good run. They were there for 10 seasons, pretty much, give or take, whatever. Yeah, yeah, right. He didn't do great. No, right. There was a bit of controversy there too. Shit, what am I trying to say? They're gone is what I'm trying to say. They had a good run. They were there for 10 seasons, pretty much give or take. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they've completely changed. So they've got new people on there.

And then you could tell that on MasterChef they were concerned that the new judges weren't quite going to cut it. So they've brought in all the best contestants from the previous seasons of MasterChef. Yeah, how good. And then they've also brought in Gordon Ramsay. So it's like. God, I love Gordon.

It's like Hell's Kitchen meets MasterChef All Stars. It's fantastic. I've got a bit of a confession. Yeah. There's probably one, because I'm not a massive MasterChef fan, but I really enjoyed it. I'm probably going to watch it. Yeah. There was one main reason I tuned into the show.

What's that? A guy that I've hooked up with Is on the show Which one? One of the contestants or one of the judges? One of the contestants Which one? Is it Reynolds? No Oh my god I wish I knew more of their names

I'll give you two more guesses And it's a guy Oh god I need to know some names Oh I knew more of their names. I'll give you two more guesses. And it's a guy. It's a guy. Oh God, I need to know some names. Oh, I need to know some names. The opportunity is leaving your hands right now. Please, if you watch MasterChef, text us right now, 9696. I get two guesses.

Can I have my two guesses, but I've got 24 hours to make the guesses? Fine. Yes. Okay, cool. Two guesses, that's all you get. And then, if you get it wrong, we drop it. Okay, deal. Okay. Deal. All right you get. And then if you get it wrong, we drop it. Okay, deal. Okay.

Deal. All right, deal. And they're on this current season. This current season. They were all throughout the episode last night. Okay, crowdsource. I'm going to crowdsource this. 9696.

What male contestant on the new season of MasterChef do you think Brie has hooked up with? And please only text in if you feel like you know. Okay? Because I don't want to waste my guesses. Oh, shit. that's exciting. Oh, I'm really excited. Okay, good. I'm going to watch tonight's episode so closely. Stop with that.

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