ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 30th 2020

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brianne Clint podcast. G'day. I've got a new Facebook page that I'm addicted to. Oh, what is it? And I don't know if it's a cool Facebook page. I was going to say, probably you even saying I've got a new Facebook page I'm addicted to is not good. Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm like...

But I need to know, is it a cool Facebook page? Or is this like... Oh no, what kind of meme page are you following? No, it's not memes. No? No. Batuta Advocate? No, it's not Batuta. I love Batuta. follow no it's not memes no no batuta advocate no it's not batuta i love batuta no it's not batuta either um it does have a historical slant to it so it's like history based things right yeah i just need to know if it's cool or nerdy the page that i've

found which i'm obsessed with is called imbued with h, and it's a page that takes black and white photos from the early 1900s and colorizes them. Yeah, I've seen this. It brings them to life. That's cool. Absolute nerd alert. I'll show you one, for example. I'll show you one.

So this here, this is a picture of Henry Ford's original Ford Motors factory where they're building the Model T. Okay. The first production car in the world. This is the car that changed the world. Yep. And then all of a sudden, whoa, that's what it looks like in colour. It just looks like a drawing.

That's great. Don't you reckon? Oh, Ben likes it. Yeah, I like it. It kind of looks like a drawing though. It's cars, cars, more cars. I mean, you know what really impressed me was that, when did they change that World War I footage into colour?

Oh, colour of war. Now that was cool. I haven't seen that. Yeah. Was it a doco? Yeah. Yeah, it's a Netflix doco, I think. It's very cool.

And there's a real amazing Peter Jackson one where he's done World War I footage. Yeah, that's the one I just sent. Is that out? Oh, yeah, it is out. It's out, yeah. There's a good one. There's a good one.

There's a good one. There's a good one. Okay. No, that's boring. I follow a similar page, but it's photos of Christchurch. Oh, okay. And they've colorized them. And they've gone back and colorized them.

That's very cool. How good's Christchurch? Christchurch is the best. Great. Even better in color. Okay, here's a guy working under a car. That's a Studebaker in probably the 1930s. And then that's what it looks like in colour.

1919. It looks like a photo, though. It is a photo. As it looks like a picture. Yeah, because they basically have to paint the negatives to put colour into them. But doesn't that buzz you out? It's very cool.

Oh, yeah, I guess up close it kind of looks still like a photo. Yeah, all right. Well, what's the verdict? Is it a cool Facebook page or not? I can take it. I feel like it makes me uncool if I say it's cool. Yeah, and then Ben thinks it's cool. I really like it.

Yeah. I definitely would be someone. If you think it's cool, does that mean that it's cool? No, probably not. And you don't want to because you don't want to commit. You know what we have to do? I would look at something like that. You know what we have to do? What? We have to ask our Gen Z. Yeah. Gen Z-er. Hey, our Gen Z.

Intern Michaela. That's pretty cool. I mean, the technology, being able to do that. Don't be scared of telling me the truth. No, Gen Z-ers aren't. They're not afraid to rip us to shreds. No, I think it's pretty truth. No, Gen Zers aren't. They're not afraid to rip us to shreds. I think it's pretty cool. Okay, then it's cool.

There you go. Okay, on that topic, can I ask you guys, I've recently got addicted to a particular TikTok page. Okay, yeah. It's very specific. Yeah. It is literally a page. Is it TikTok recipes?

No. No. That's cool. It's TikToks that it's a wedding video company and they just make videos of weddings that they went to. Yeah. And then they post them on TikTok, the wedding videos. Yeah. They post like minute long.

But real short versions? Yeah. Because, man, there are some punishing wedding videos out there. Like, how good's your 11-minute wedding video? Good for you guys. Hold on, versions? Yeah. Because, man, there are some punishing wedding videos out there. Like, how good's your 11-minute wedding video? Good for you guys. Hold on, wait. Yeah. These ones are real short and sharp, and, like, they just make me feel things.

Okay. They're quite nice, but— On the surface of it, that sounds like nothing I'd ever want to watch, but show me one. Okay. I've got one chance for you to convince you to follow this page. Wedding videos on TikTok. It's amazing the stuff that does go viral on TikTok. So this, if anyone wants to follow it, it's at Bottle Brush Films on TikTok.

Okay, ready? Here's one of the clips from... I prepared a few lines earlier, but I snorted them. It's my wedding, I can say what I want. To Brianna, my beautiful wife Yeah, I don't know how I scored such a baby You've done well I've done well The wine tastes good

I want a video like that From my wedding So it's like a hype reel For people's weddings No they're all different There's some really like Heartfelt ones Yeah right But I think they show

Yeah all the different things That's the most lit Wedding soundtrack I've ever seen But I like that he's got Music, speech It's like a real Yeah but then there's also

A video from that same wedding Where it's like really really heartfelt kind of deal. So one's for him and one's for his wife. Yeah, maybe. I've hired two different companies. I want the hype one. I don't want the slow, heartfelt one. I'm hiring someone else.

I don't care about the money. I've got one now too to share. What is it? We're talking about being addicted to TikTok pages. Is anybody obsessed with the guy who's giving up fizzy drink on TikTok? Oh, it's so good. No, I haven't seen that.

So there's a guy who's decided he doesn't want to drink fizzy drink anymore. Yeah. Good for him. Yeah, yeah. Great, great for him. He's decided to quit and he's documenting his journey

to quit fizzy drink on TikTok. What day is he up to? So every day he does a new video. Awesome. And I haven't checked today's video actually, Ben. So today is is day 22. okay do we want to know if today on day 22 he's had any fizzy drink yeah he's very nice he's he's yeah he's so sweet and he's getting show me what he looks like he's getting hundreds of thousands of views and yeah okay and he started out with no followers he's not like a viral sensation he already He is now. So let's have a listen and see what today's result is.

Today, yesterday, I was speaking to one of my relatives on WhatsApp. Hello, everyone. No fizzy drink for me today. Yesterday, I was speaking to one of my relatives on WhatsApp video who I haven't spoken since so long now. And she later said that I have lost weight. I'm noticing changes. You guys are noticing changes have lost weight i'm noticing changes you guys are noticing changes and now others are noticing changes as well who haven't seen me for long so this is very

encouraging thank you all overall no fizzy drink in 22 days thank you very much yeah how good is Name on TikTok is Rohit Roy. So it's R-O-H-I-T R-O-Y-G-R-E. On TikTok, if you just search the word fizzy drink, he's the one that comes up. So there's 22 videos in total because he started on the first day. And he admitted that he could drink a can of Red Bull in four seconds. That was how much he loved fizzy drink. That's a good party trick, isn't it? I've seen a few of them and he has lost a lot of weight

His original plan Was to only drink Fizzy Drink Once a week on Sundays And he started on a Monday And by the Saturday he had had so much Support from TikTok So he goes I decided I will not be drinking Fizzy Drink this Sunday

Because the support and energy You have given me. That's so nice. Means I no longer want to. There's a bit of a movement around him. Like everyone else is supporting him and everyone else has been like. He's becoming his own thing. Yeah.

Can you guys explain to me something else I've seen on TikTok? And I've seen this guy quite a few times and I never understand it. Is this the goose thing? It's the guy that literally just skulls things. Oh, no. Like skulls drinks. No. Have you seen it?

No. It's very strange. What is he skulling? And I think he's trying for records or things, but it doesn't look that fast. Oh. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe that's the joke. He just skulls slowly. No, I think he actually is quite good, but to me it just doesn't look. I'm a good scull wrong Maybe that's the joke He just goes slowly No I think he actually Is quite good But to me It just doesn't look I'm a good sculler by the way Are you?

Are you? Like with what? Rapid Whatever Water Whatever Oh water yeah What about beer?

Beer I'm pretty good Sprite? Sprite I was the anchor man In our boat race team At rugby Really? Yeah yeah

I would bring the team home Just letting you know It just putting it out there. Everyone's got skills. Not yuck stuff though. I used to be a good sculler back in the day and then I think I ruined myself. Yeah, right. You know how once you get older, like we're talking alcohol. Yeah, true, actually I haven't tried

it in a few years. Yeah, I was going to say just be careful. So how every time I tell you guys that I'm a good ice skater and rollerblader, my wife goes, I heard you guys that I'm a good ice skater and rollerblader my wife goes I heard you say the skating thing again today you need to start saying you used to be good and you don't know if you still are which technically she's right but I feel like it's riding a bike and you'll never forget it's muscle memory like I was fantastic at soccer always will be yeah that's exactly how it works Ben's seen me play still got it I've seen Clint play too He's good too

I got subbed off By a 14 year old That didn't let me back on Ben just shook his head That'll do I think that's enough Shanta from us Shanta

Should we start the podcast Should we check in With this guy every day Yesterday I completed 15 days Again with the lotto thing If people want to follow that That's just

Repurposing Oh I've got a lotto story To tell too We'll do it tomorrow I've got a $10 million to tell too. Oh, we'll do it tomorrow. I've got a $10 million lotto win. I'm on the edge of my seat. Tomorrow's lotto day too. So I'm going to take it. Enjoy the podcast everybody.

It's lovely to see you. Can't see anyone. We've got to do this again sometime. Hey, we should catch up. It's been too long. I'm going to give up fizzy drink. Are you? Yep. I've been inspired. You don't drink fizzy drink. That's why it'll be easy. Hey, Google.

What's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good, everybody. Welcome to the show and congratulations.

You know, well done. Why? No new COVID cases today. Oh yeah, that's exciting news. Not that, not that, not that we can do anything about it anymore. Like they're all coming into the airport. Oh, you can still do some stuff. No, but like, it's not like, it's not like we haven't...

Don't go to the airport. Yeah, we haven't spread it. It's coming in from overseas. Keep washing your hands. Yeah. We're still doing that? We're still washing our hands regularly? What do you mean, are we still doing that?

I feel like if you weren't doing that before COVID, a good skill to pick up. Wash your bloody hands. Do we still have to? Honestly, I've used so much soap. Okay, here. Don't lie to me. Yeah.

I use someone. Now, be honest. I wash my hands every time I go to the toilet. Is that what you're about to ask me? No, no, no. I'm not saying that you wouldn't. Because I'm offended if you were going to ask that. Oh, whatever.

When you wash your hands, do you always use soap? Or do you do the under the water for three seconds, dry on the way? Depends what I've been doing. And also depends if we're in a global pandemic. What do you mean if it depends what you're doing? Brie, we're in a global pandemic. Every time I wash my hands, I sing happy birthday to you twice. Okay. Because you don't take very long when you go to the bathroom here at the show.

Yeah, quick drain. Okay. Today, oh, this is exciting. The time game. We've only played it once on the show before. I came out victorious, I might mention. Yeah, it's a very simple game, which involves us guessing how long 30 seconds is.

I think the time is right to trust a listener to call up and play the Time Game with us. I reckon it's time we invite someone into the fold for this game. I don't know about that. I think it's time. I someone into the fold for this game. I don't know about that. I think it's time. I trust the people. Unlike you, I trust the people who listen to this show. That's not what you said off air.

You said, I don't know about this because I don't trust people, but let's give them a go. No, let's get someone in. Let's give them a go. All right? We want one person who wants to play the time game. Not a person. We want a person.

If that's you. It's a very easy game. Pretty easy game. You've just got to be able to count to 30. Exactly right. 0800 dial ZM. If you want to play the time game with us, it'll be Bree versus you versus me.

Who will come out victorious? That's the time game, everybody, and we're going to play after the weekend on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Let's play the time game. Bree and Clint. Time game Clint. Let's play the time game. Bree and Clint. Time game.

Tell them how it works, Bree. Pretty simple. You take the simple task of counting to 30 seconds. You put that into a game-style format and you get the time game. You will have a chance at guessing 30 seconds exactly without using any clocks, any timers. Just your brain. Then I will have a turn and we'll see who will come out victorious.

There's an element of trust in this game because you and I are both surrounded by clocks. So we trust each other that we will not look at those clocks. In fact, we'll close our eyes. Okay, we'll close our eyes. We can't, however, trust that a listener will do the same thing. So, Emma, we have to take you at your word that you will not use a stopwatch or any kind of counting device when you play the time game with us, okay? Yep.

And, Emma, I can smell guilt, all right? No, actually, I've actually got you guys on Bluetooth as I'm driving, so I actually can't look at another clock. Very good point. You're the perfect person to play. Okay. I think today the champ, Bree, should go first. All right.

So we're not going to find out our times until the end, until we all have a go? Okay, sure. That's how we'll do it. All right. Sweet. Producer Ben, when you're ready, you've got the timer. Yeah, I've got the timer.

I'll count down from three, and then you're ready, you've got the timer. Yeah, I've got the timer. I'll count down from three. Mm-hmm. And then you're ready to go. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Does anyone have the time, by the way? Like what the time is currently?

Oh, the actual time? Yeah. Well, I mean, we've just started the show. Yeah. And Emma, by the way, Emma, where are you going? Yeah. I'm heading home. Yeah. How far away is your house from Emma, where are you going? Yeah. I'm heading home. Yeah.

How far away is your house from your work? I wasn't at work. We could go with that. Yeah, but in minutes. How many minutes drive would you say you are away from your house? That's a good question. Five. Five minutes.

All right. Stop. Okay. I tried to distract me. I went into a zone. I went into where my brain doesn't exist, which is quite a big area. Breeze time has been recorded.

I'll go next. I love this game. Producer Ben, I'm ready when you are. So just count me in. Keep your eyes shut. Count down from three again for you. Three, two, one, go. Oh, what's that sound? One, two, one, go. Oh, what's that sound? One, two, three, four.

Everybody get on the floor. Five, six, seven, eight. S Club. Ain't nobody but like an S Club gonna show you how. Move your body from side to side. One, two. Three, four. Seven, eight. Emma, you didn't want four, seven, eight.

Emma, you didn't want to join in. Stop. Yeah, Emma, where was the backup? I'm sorry, I cannot sing. Neither can Bree. Did you hear me? I've got to be honest, I forgot to count until it was like probably eight seconds in. Oh, my God.

So mine, mine's a gut feel. The number that I've got is a gut feel. Emma, are you ready? First person ever to join this game on the show. There's a lot riding on this, Em. Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, we're the closest you can get to 30 seconds. Producer Ben will count you down,

and you say stop when you think you're bang on 30, okay? Okay. All right. Okay, Emma. Three, two, one, go. I feel like it would be mean to try and put Emma off. Like, this is her first time. Not her second or her third time.

Not her fifth or eighth time. Like seven. It's only her first time. It's her first time. But if you get one plus one, it equals two. Two plus two equals four. Four plus four equals eight. And five minutes ago,

she'd had zero attempts at this game. I know. And I mean, you know, about six and a half minutes ago, she didn't even know that she was going to be

playing this game. Also, do we even know that that's her real name? I mean, I'm casting a lot of doubt on Emma now. Well, I mean, her name could be nine. Stop.

Okay. Now we go to Producer Ben for the results. As you know, I'm very good with maths. Oh, no. Oh, is it that close? It's quite close, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. We'll start with last place. With 24 seconds, 24.14. It's so Clint. And that is Clint. Hey, plus eight, how many do you get? 32.

Hey, so you would have been close if you started counting from the start. Right, okay. No, fair enough. Oh, my God, it's between you and I, Em. That certainly is. Remember, I'm driving a bus. I have to concentrate doing that. Yeah, but I have to look at am. That certainly is. Remember, I'm driving a bus. I had to concentrate on that. Yeah, but I have to look at Clint.

Yeah. Brie, your time was 28.85 seconds. I'm happy with that. And Emma's time was 32.2 seconds. So Brie wins. Yes seconds, so Bree wins. Yes! Oh, well done. Em, good game though, mate.

Very good game. I've got to remember to count them this game. I think that's the key point of the time game. Yeah. Clint, participation award for you. Be right. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.

St John, Roses. The TikTok song, which is appropriate for what we're about to talk about, actually. This is a TikTok video that is doing the rounds at the moment, which promises to help you find the perfect fitting pair of jeans without ever trying them on. Yeah, see, this is really good because I hate trying stuff on when I go to stores. Especially pants. Yeah. Like, nothing makes you feel... Because you have to take your shoes off, too.

You have to take your shoes off, too. And for some reason, nothing makes you feel more frumpy and stupid than trying on jeans, especially jeans that don't fit. I just think about all the crotches that have been in the pants before me. Oh, there's a bit I never thought about. You know? And I know, obviously, giving takes... They should make you wear a crotch scarf.

Well, they do in bikinis. They do that in budgie smugglers too, right? What, keep your undies on? They put like a little plastic pad in the crotch. I've never tried on budgie smugglers. Haven't you? No. You've never bought a pair?

Yeah, I've bought a pair, but I've never tried them on beforehand. So how did you know that they'd fit your budgie? Oh, take a risk. You know, live a little. I don't know. Smuggle the budgie. Here's the TikTok, which is claiming that it can tell you your perfect jean size for the waist, at least, without even trying them on. Have a listen to what this lady says. How to find your perfect

jean size. Ever having to make a trip to the dressing room? Choose a pair of jeans and stick your arm inside the waistband. The large gap between your elbow, your hand and the end of the jeans, they're simply too big. On the flip side, you pick up a pair of jeans and you can't fit your arm inside the waistband. The large gap between your elbow, your hand, and the end of the jeans, they're simply too big. On the flip side, you pick up a pair of jeans and you can't fit your arm into the waistband. They're too small.

But if you find a pair of jeans where your elbow and your arm fit completely snug, that's your perfect pair. Now, I understand she's very American and it's quite hard to pick it up. So we're going to try and do this. All I heard was, hey, y'all. And that was about it.

No. We've both bought in a pair of jeans. Yes. And we're going to try this out, right? Okay. I've just realised something really embarrassing. What, your jeans are dirty? No.

Oh, are your knickers still on those? Oh, there's a hole in the crotch. Oh, that's better. There's two holes in the crotch. Oh, my God. It looks like I've had testicles and they've been rubbing. Anyway, these are an old pair but these are my favourites

because they do fit really well. But they're ripped in the crotch. Yeah, I know but that means I wear them a lot. Okay, okay, okay. Now, I've got a pair of jeans, you've got a pair of jeans. These jeans fit us

so what she has said should be correct. So do we tie, do the button up? Yeah, do the button up. Do the button up so they're done up. Now, put your elbow

into the jeans, into the waistband into one corner and then put your forearm in as well and you should be able to put the butt of your hand in there and if it fits the jeans then that should be your perfect size waist for your jeans. Mine's like perfect.

Mine's a bit floppy to be honest. Nah, it doesn't quite work for me. Are you sure? The bit that I... Let me do... I'll do my forearm in your pants. The reason why this can't work in my mind is when you gain weight, you go up a waist size in your pants,

but your arm doesn't get longer as you gain weight. That's the... Oh, your jeans are way too big on me. Yeah, right. So it worked for you and it didn't work for me. So I think we say that that TikTok hack is debunked. Yeah, but remember in like the last six months or so, someone's stolen your ass?

They tried to get yours. They tried to drag it out through those holes in your crotch. It wouldn't fit. It wouldn't fit. Time for the latest. Dean, who's the latest celebrity billionaire? This may or may not surprise you. Kim Kardashian is now a billionaire after signing a $200 million Cody deal

for her fragrance, KKW. So this is the second in their family to become a billionaire, although I think Kanye is already a billionaire. They're all just rich as hell. That's all we know. Pretty cool, though. Kim Kardashian, her beauty brand is very successful and now very, very lucrative.

Wait, Dean. Are you telling me that she signed a $200 million deal for perfume? Is that what you said? Yes, it's her KKW perfume brand, exactly. That's a whole lot of fragrance. That's a whole lot of everything. Is billionaire, this is the thing, because we're getting more and more people become billionaires, not many,

but is billionaire the thing to be now? Is it like, yeah, millionaire, that's so yesterday, that's so by the by, now you need to be a billionaire for us to take you seriously. Is anyone a trillionaire? No. Jeff Bezos is the by, now you need to be a billionaire for us to take you seriously. Is anyone a trillionaire? No. Oh, no. No, Jeff Bezos is the most.

Here it is. We talked about it the other week. Bezos is on track to be the world's first trillionaire in, I think, 15 years' time. So, wait. So, how much money does Bezos have? About $180 billion. Jesus. So, how many more billions does he need for a trillion? He needs 720. Jesus. So how many more billions

does he need for a trillion? He needs 720. 900. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He needs a lot. A lot more.

Yeah, but you've got to have, this is what I know about money, Brie. You've got to have money to make money. Right, Dean, that's how it works. Yes, there's 2,800 billionaires

in the whole world. 2,800 of them. So, they're very rare. And Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner billionaires in the whole world. 2,800 of them. So they're very rare. And Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are both from the same family. They're in a special club. So when you go to the airport, you know how you can go into the Corrie Lounge? Do they have a billionaire's lounge? No, it's just the Corrie Lounge.

They can go in there. Oh, right. But they get extra stuff from the buffet. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's live out of Los Angeles. Brie and Clint. You and I, Clint, of course, we're our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. You and I, Clint, of course, we're millennials. Yes, we are.

As they call it, or Gen Y. But the generation below us is, of course, Gen Z. Yeah, they're the new kids on the block. They are the new kids on the block. And I saw something on TikTok the other day which alarmed me quite a lot. What were you doing on TikTok? You're not Gen Z. Hey, I try and kick it with the young kids sometimes.

Anyway, I saw this thing on TikTok where it was a bunch of Gen Zers and it's that one where they put a line down the middle of the screen and on one side it says don't know and on the other side it says no and then it goes through all these different pop songs from I'd say the 2000s. Yeah, right. And they don't know any of them. Oh.

Like any. Like I was very rattled by it. Like what artists? Like what sort of calibre of? Like we're talking like Kanye West, Usher, you know, Beyonce, like huge massive anthems of our generation. Okay, all right. So I thought is this real or is it fake?

And that's why we're going to play the game we're calling Are These Songs Still Cool or Are We Just Old? Here to represent an entire generation, welcome to the show, Jordan. Hello, Jordan. Hello. How old are you, mate? I'm 17. Hello. How old are you, mate? I'm 17.

Perfect. You are smack bang in the middle of the Gen Z generation. So, Jordan, this is pretty simple. We're going to play you a bunch of different songs and all you have to tell us is if you know the song or you've never heard it or don't really recall hearing it.

Alrighty. Alright. Sounds easy enough. It does sound easy enough, but let's see if these songs are still cool, Clint, or we're dissolved. Okay. Here comes song number one. Oh, yeah. I know that one.

Do you know the artist? From the Usher? There we go. Good. One point to Jordan. Perfect. All right, let's kick off song number two. Oh, this is hard. No, it's not.

I mean, I feel like I've heard it, but I can't, yeah. That's it. I've heard it somewhere, but I don't really know it. No, you get a free guess. Do you want to have a guess who it is? No, I'm going free guess. Do you want to have a guess who it is? No, I'm going to pass. He doesn't know Missy Elliott Work It, a massive banger. Let's go to number three.

It's one apiece. Here we go. Oh, yeah. We needed purchase. I love this one. Jordan, who's that? Oh, I'm going to Oh. I don't know. I'm going to pass.

Are you going to pass? Oh. My mind is blown. I thought the Missy Elliott one was quite hard because she's like a few years even before this. She is, but not 50 cents. End of club, Jordan. Damn. Okay.

All right. Okay, that means it's 2-1. Here comes song number four. Yep, I know, that means it's two, one. Here comes song number four. Yep, I know the fun. Who's that, Jordan? It wouldn't be as easy. Oh, she's an icon. I mean, that one's still a banger, so come on.

That is still a banger. You're absolutely right. Yep, goats. Yes, Jordan. Agreed. Okay, here comes song number five. Get out of me right now. It's the end of you and me.

This is a harder one. Yeah, never heard of it. Producer Ben, do you know that song? He knows it. Okay, thank God. Okay. That's Jojo, Get Out, Leave. That was a hard one.

That was a hard one. Because she didn't really do much else. She had a couple of big songs. Yeah. But if you're a millennial, you should know it. Yeah, you would know it. Okay, yeah, sure. All right, Jordan, you should know it. Yeah, you would know it. Yeah, okay. Yep, sure. Alright, Jordan,

here comes another song. Oh, yeah. Who's that? Oh, is it Daft Punk? No. No. You know what?

We'll give you credit there because you've identified the sample. We'll give you half a sample. Half a point. I think it's three to two and a half, so... That's an artist

That's a rap artist From back in the day Called Kanye West He went on to Marry a woman Called Kim Kardashian You'll read about him In the history books

Yeah Alright Jordan You really need this one To come back from the brink Okay This is the last one Here it comes If you wanna be my lover.

Yeah. Who's that, Jordan? Want to be Spice Girls. Yes! And, Jordan, that's the oldest song in the whole list, so well done. I mean, it's still played everywhere, so come on. Okay. I'm not going to call you out, Jordan,

but I feel like the girls' songs have stood the test of time because you got most of them. Yeah, not bad, actually. Yeah, not too bad. Yeah, right, all right. I actually think we're still old. No, I think it means we're still cool. Here's one for all the dog owners out there.

This might come as quite a shocking statement, but a woman over in the UK has stated that she believes when people come up and pat your dog, it's very rude. What? Which, I mean, she's got actually quite good reason because she's talking about, you know, she's got an autoimmune disease. And when COVID was happening, she was like, oh, this is great. Oh, she needs to get out of her bubble. Yeah, and she was like, this is great because no one was coming up to pat her dog because of COVID.

She's like, but, you know, things have laxed again and people are just all up in my grill petting my dog. Yeah, right. Okay. And she's over it. So just to be clear, does she think it's rude to pet the dog regardless of the fact that she has an autoimmune disease? Well, it doesn't really say, but she, well, I guess so, yeah.

She's saying this is my dog. I pay for it. I feed it. I bought it. I own it. I trained it. What right do you have to come and pet my dog? Yeah, kind of.

And I think she's also not, she's even more not impressed with people who don't ask. Yeah. You know how sometimes, and I will put my hand up and say. You're a non-consensual petter. I just, I get overwhelmed and I love dogs so much and I don't have one and so when I

see one sometimes I'm just compelled. I know people who have more energetic breeds of dogs too and maybe more over-enthusiastic dogs where they go this is an issue because the dog doesn't know you and you can't just barrel up and they say you've got to teach your kids

to give dogs space in that situation. But surely, I mean, I've never owned a dog, so I don't really know. Surely if you've got a dog, the highest compliment a stranger can pay that dog is wanting to pat it. Is asking for a pat. Because they've gone with their gesture, with their actions, they've gone, man, your dog's cute. I want to get that all up underside my hand. Yeah, I totally agree with you. And I think usually when I'm out, I will always ask

because you never know, maybe they're trying to teach the dog something. What if the dog comes bounding over to you? I'll pat it. Yeah, without asking, right? You won't stop and go. If the dog comes straight up to you, you're going to pat it. Yeah, right? Yeah.

Because the dog's chosen you. Yeah, exactly. But then you also don't know about a dog's behaviour if you're just going up to a dog you, you're going to pat it. Yeah, right? Because the dog's chosen you. Yeah, exactly. But then you also don't know about a dog's behaviour if you're just going up to a dog. Oh, I feel like I'm a pretty good dog judge. Are you a dog whisperer? Yeah, I reckon I can tell if a dog's into it or not. Also, the day that someone taught me the

trick, that you let the dog sniff your hand, before you changed my life. Because before then dogs would like, they'd get a fright or they'd sort of move away. The minute I know that they just need to get a sniff of you, smell your stench first, and then after that, they're like your best friend.

Yeah. Absolute dog life hack. Yeah, that is good advice. But this makes me quite worried because I don't want to be that person where people are like, oh, I can't believe this. No, you're right. This person's coming up and patting my dog. Neither of us have dogs. So we don't want to be that person where people are like, oh, I can't believe this. No, you're right. This person's coming up and patting my dog. Neither of us have dogs.

So we don't know. So we're not au fait with dog patting etiquette, you know? And maybe it's different dog owner to dog owner. I don't know. Maybe you guys know the rules when it comes to patting dogs, but maybe we can just ask people. I want to ask people because I want to get their advice. 0800 dial ZM if you own a dog and you have a take on, you know,

do you like people coming up to pet your dog or do you think it's really rude? Yeah. What is your vibe on it? 0800 dial ZM, do you mind if I pet your dog? Yeah, pretty much. Okay, sweet. You can also text us on 9696.

Also a great opportunity to brag about what sort of dog you've got. I just want to hear what kind of dogs people have. And we want to know your dog's name as well. Yeah. And if they're there, put them on. We'll chat to the dog. Do they like to be pat? Bree and Clint. A woman over in the UK has stated that she believes when

people come up to pat her dog she thinks they're rude. And she's a bit sick of it. She said, you know, and she's got quite a good reason, I will say. She's got an autoimmune disease so, you know, it can... Well, does she? You know? Come on, Clint.

Does she or is she just being selfish with her dog? It's come out now because she said COVID was amazing for her because she could go walking with the dog and no one got in your bubble. No one bothered her. You legally had to stay out of her bubble. Exactly. We two non-dog people, you and I, Bree, believe. We are dog people. We just don't have dogs.

Yeah, we're wannabe dog people. We believe dogs are for the people and that if you have one, there is no greater compliment that someone can pay your dog than coming over and wanting to pet it. Absolutely. It's a massive compliment and I think dogs spread so much joy. And I want to spread my dog's joy with other people. But I do think you should ask. We don't know though, because like we said, we're not officially dog people. We don't have them.

We don't have dogs. So we've got some dog people to call us. Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How many dogs do you have? I've got one. What is it? She's a pit bull. Okay, how are you? Good, thanks. How many dogs do you have? I've got one. What is it? She's a pit bull. Okay, what's her name?

Her name's Coco, because she does the little things that we call her Coco Loco. Coco Loco. Cute. And what do you think, Leah? What's your take? Do you find when people come up to pet Coco, do you think that's rude? No, not at all. There's a big stigma behind pit bulls that they're all classed as vicious.

So I take it as a great compliment when people come and pet her. Sometimes when we're taking her for a walk, people will actually cross the road to get away from her because they think they're racist. Yeah. Dog racists. I strongly believe that if somebody comes to pet her, that just makes my heart happy. Okay, so just so we're clear, Leah, the question is,

do you mind if I pet your dog? I do not mind. Perfect. Thank you very much. Coco's good to go. Coco's ready. Louise is here. Hi, Louise.

Hi, Louise. Hiya. What kind of dogs do you have? I have a Cavoodle. Oh, cute. Bree wants a Cavoodle. I love Cavoodles. They look like little teddy bears.

They do, don't they? Mm-hmm. And what's your take on this, Louise? So, as a new dog owner, I've only had Holly, my Cavoodle, for a year. I used to say, yeah, pet dogs, but I do obedience training with Holly, and I think you should always ask

because a dog, a dog, when you're training a dog, you're doing dog training, it's so important that you have your dog under control, so that teaches them bad habits. And to be clear, Louise, who am I asking, you're doing dog training, it's so important that you have your dog under control. So that teaches them bad habits. And to be clear, Louise, who am I asking, you or the dog? You're asking me if you can pet Holly. Okay, so let me ask you the question.

Louise, do you mind if I pet your dog? You can absolutely pet Holly. Oh, my God. Okay, it's a yes, but ask first. Ask first, and can we pick her up for a cuddle, or that's a no? Just asking for a friend. Abe's here. Hey, Abe.

Hi. Hey, mate. What kind of dog do you have, Abe? So I've got a three-month-old long-haired German Shepherd. Oh, yes. Yeah, you're going to be so broke soon when that dog starts really eating. And by that, I mean eating your couch, eating your car seat. I thought you were saying from the amount of women attention he's going to cop.

Well, that too. Yeah, you're going to be a busy man. I hope my partner's not listening. So, Abe, you've got a bigger dog. What's your opinion on this? Do you mind if people come up and pet the dog? I don't mind as long as they obviously ask first, especially with kids who's quite jumpy and he can scratch them

or nip them by accident and then it kind of looks bad on me. Yeah. So as long as the people come ask and wait for him to calm down first, I'm more than happy for them to come up and pet. So just ask first. I've been trying to train him lately and a lot of kids and parents have let the kids come and pet him with an ask first. Yeah.

Yeah. You should have got an uglier dog, Abe. Yeah. He's too cute. But obviously he's really cute. He's a show-off. I love showing him off. And I might be playing with him as long as they do ask first.

Yeah, we love it too. So just to be clear, Abe, do you mind if we pet your dog? Of course. And if you ask first. And if you ask first. I love this text that's come through. And I think this is quite interesting. So this person has said, hi, my rule is if it's on a leash,

please ask first. However, if it is off the leash, you can pat without asking. Oh, that's interesting. Isn't it? Because like say you're in a park and the dog's off the leash. Who are you meant to ask? What if you can't find the owner? Are you meant to leave the dog there with no pets?

It's not the dog's fault. Yeah, well, because I guess my take on it, if the dog's off the leash, that usually means it's pretty safe and, you know, it's not going to bite or snap at anyone if you've got it off the leash. Fascinating. Okay, well, that's three from three. I think officially we can say that people don't mind if we pet their dogs. I've never been happier.

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That topic, it's breaking me. I saw an article today, Brie, which was titled, The OC Stars, Where Are They Now? And I realised, I don't care, because I've never seen the OC before. I can't believe you've never seen it. It actually offends me. I know, and I realised I don't care because I've never seen the OC before. I can't believe you've never seen it. It actually offends me. I know it does. I love it.

And I know I missed a moment. It's like not having seen Friends or something like that. It really is. Yeah. But I thought hmm, could I bluff my knowledge of the OC and prove that I know more about it than you having never even seen it before? I doubt it. I've bought in Georgia for what I'm calling the inaugural OC quiz.

This is the theme song of the show. Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that bit. And it's also got Mishka Barton on it, right? Yeah. Is that one of the questions? Mishka Barton. Did I get that one right?

Georgia. Now, you're a big OC fan too, aren't you? Yeah, and I always thought it was Maisha Barden, so I'm already wrong. I don't think anyone really knows how to pronounce it. Mishka, Maishka, whatever. Mishka, Maishka. You're going to run the quiz.

All right. And I'm going to see if I can defeat Bree at an OC quiz, having never even seen a single episode of it before. I haven't watched it for a while, so this might be difficult for me. Three questions each, and they're all multi-choice. When you're ready, Georgia, take it away. Yeah, who watched it for a while so this might be difficult for me. Three questions each and they're all multi-choice. When you're ready, Georgia, take it away. Yeah, who's starting? Who wants to? You're the

quiz master. You tell us. Clint can start. Yeah, Clint, you start. Alright, I'm ready. Yep, hit me. Where is the OC set? Orange County, Newport Beach, Malibu or Laguna Beach? Oh, that's hard. The OC is set in Orange County,

aka OC. Eh. What? I knew that would throw you. I was like, oh, good one, Georgie. You gave me the most obvious question first. Wow, okay. Very tough.

Okay, all right. No, I'll take it. I can go a point down. That's fine. Doesn't affect me at all. Brie, you're up. All right. Do we get to know the answer or should we? point down. That's fine. Doesn't affect me at all. Brie, you're up. All right. Do we get to know the answer or should we?

Oh, do you want to guess? Do you want me to guess? What were the three other options? Newport Beach, Malibu or Laguna Beach? It's Newport Beach. 100% it's Newport Beach. Fine. Okay, cool.

Yeah. No point. No, you didn't get that point. Here comes your next question. Okay. That was a bonus question. What is Summer's last name? Roberts, Keys, Sanchez or McAdams?

Easy peasy, it's Roberts. Yeah, it is. Would you have got that? Which one is Summer? Is she the brown hair or the blonde hair? Get out of here. She is. She's the brunette.

Yeah, right. Okay, well, hit me with another one. Oh, okay. What is the name of the festive holiday Seth made up? Oh, easy. Oh, I know this one. Eastmas? Helloyears?

Christmaka or Valentine's Night? Damn it, I was thinking of the holiday armadillo from Friends. Oh, my God. I'm going to go with Christmaka. Hey! Get in there! I feel like that was easy. It was the only real sounding one.

I know. You put Honaker and Christmas together, you get Chris-mica. Okay, give Brie another one. Okay. Where does Ryan live before moving to town? Oh, this is easy. Ohio, Chino, Brooklyn, or Michigan? It's Chino.

Yeah, it is. Yeah! Damn it Okay So I have to get this question right To stay in it To stay in it And I have to bank on you

getting the last one wrong Okay I feel like you could get this Clint because it's kind of in the show but not in the show Sure

Who is Adam Brody aka Seth from the show in case you're wondering Do you know who Seth is? Yeah I can know which one he is Yeah

Who is he married to in real life? Rachel Bilson, Leighton Meester, Lucy Hale, or Vanessa Hudgens? I know it. Oh. I know it. Okay, he's not going to be married to the first one because that was his on-screen partner. Oh, nice.

He could be married to Leighton Meester. I've got no idea what she's been doing since Gossip Girl. Oh, she did that 303 song. That was dope. I'm going to go with Leighton Meester. Yes! Oh, my God. Okay, cool.

Technically not about the show, but we'll give it to you. I just thought that one would be like a good, like, harder one. But you're also wrong because he actually dated Rachel Bills for ages. Yeah, but he wouldn't have married her. If I know Seth, he would not have married her. Okay, you need this question to... Win. No.

Yes. Yes. To win. Damn it. Okay. Who is in Marissa's family? Jennifer, Chloe and Sam, Courtney, Taylor and Jordan, Julie, Caitlin and James or Jess, Kate and Austin? Julie, Caitlin and James, or Jess, Kate and Austin?

Julie, Caitlin and James. Yeah. Get in. California. Damn, if only I knew where the OC was. I cracked a high. If anyone's got some DVDs they want to send me, I'd love to watch the show.

It sounds fantastic. Bree and Clint. Now, this next story, I'd love to watch the show. It sounds fantastic. Brie and Clint. Now, this next story, I just would like to put it out there. I don't care about it. Like, I'm not interested in it. But I know... Why are you talking about it? Because, Brie, I know that in any relationship,

it's important to pretend to enjoy the things that your partner enjoys. Amen to that. Yeah, and that is for romantic relationships, professional relationships, and friendships as well. to enjoy the things that your partner enjoys. Okay. Amen to that. Yeah. And that is for romantic relationships, professional relationships and friendships as well. Oh, no. I love that show on Netflix.

Let's totally watch it. Yeah, babe. Let's watch the show you want. Or let's talk about the things you like. Or let's laugh at the things you like. Yeah, no. Let's go to the theatre. I love the theatre.

Absolutely right. You're absolutely right. So what I'm doing now is a selfless act for you because I've got a story. You've ruined it though because you've told me. No, no. I'm going to enjoy it for you. I'm going to enjoy it for you. I don't believe you.

But I just want to say at the outset, I don't normally care about this, but because I care about you, I've brought this story to the show today. That's so lovely of you. It's a story from the PGA Championship, the golfing competition. Oh. Okay. I love golf. Excuse me.

Hang on. I haven't got to the bit that you'll enjoy yet. Okay. It's a story about Ian Poulter who is playing in the Traveller's Championship in Connecticut. Stick with me, okay? Stick with me. No, you're losing me. Just after his playing partner, Greg Chalmers, teed off on the opening hole,

Poulter made a sound. And in golf, you're not supposed to make a sound. He farted. You're not supposed to make a sound. He farted. Now, I'll just say one more time for the record. I'm not interested in this, but because I care about you, I've brought this to the show.

Is there audio? Is this from the thing? The sound of Ian Poulter at the PGA Championship. Okay, everyone quiet. I'm so excited. Okay, go. Get that. Stay under there. That's supposed to be more silent than that. Oh my god, this is the best day ever And

Oh again, again, one more time And because I care about you One more time I love that and I want to hear it again too Okay, good I want to hear the golf fart see the guy fart

I totally believe you let's move he says did you get that he goes yeah I got it he goes oh it was supposed to be

more silent than that and that's it. Okay. Well, it makes sense when they yell, fuck! Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would.

She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. The classic game where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram and you can play along in the car too. Producer Ben is running the game. Producer Ben, who's our first celebrity? Your first celebrity is someone that doesn't actually follow anyone else and it's Beyonce.

She doesn't follow anyone? No one else. She doesn't follow Jay-Z? No. No one. Really? She doesn't follow Blue Ivy? No. Nothing. She doesn't follow Jay-Z? No, no one. Really? She doesn't follow Blue Ivy? No, nothing. A zero

right there. Really? She's about to drop a new visual album soon. Okay. I bet it's on Tidal. Yeah, everything's on Tidal. Alright, Beyoncé. For Beyoncé, Brie, you've put $88 million.

Clint, you've put $ million Clint you've put 73 million And Beyonce has 149 million Yes Of course she does She's Beyonce Yeah true Should have gone bigger yeah Your second celebrity is Kim Kardashian

Who has just clocked over a billion dollars With her new cosmetic line Yeah she's officially a billionaire. That is just... Ridiculous. For Kim Kardashian, Clint, you've put $210 million. Brie, you have put $219 million. Kim Kardashian has $177 million.

Damn it. For Clint. I thought she'd be higher. I think Kylie's higher than her. I think there's only a couple of people in the 200 million realm. Kylie is, I'm pretty sure. Don't know. She's not on my list, so I can't tell you.

And that's absolutely correct. Cool. All right, one all. The next one is Demi Lovato. There's a new Netflix movie going around at the moment. It's getting a bit of that Eurovision with Will Field. Oh, yeah. She stars in it.

Does she? Interesting. That movie looks, like, terrible in all the right ways. I think so, too. For Demi Lovato, Clint, you've put $71 million. And, Bree, you have put $68 million. Demi Lovato has $86.1 million. You're killing it.

It's a point to Clint. Yeah, good, good, good, good. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, of course it is. Well, I'm doing the lot over here, okay? I'd like some more. Yeah, sorry, sorry. The next one is not really a celebrity.

It's someone that you guys talked about today. It's Apple. The next Apple iPhone is about to launch and supposedly they won't include a power adapter. I did read that. So Apple. First they take away the headphone jack, now they take away your ability to charge your bloody phone.

What else are they going to take away? The screen. The screen, the battery. For Apple. Do people follow Apple? Like, is that a thing to do? Clint, for Apple, you've put $40 million. Bree, you've put $120.

Apple have $23.7 million. Is that it? That is a game to Clint. Who's? Yeah. Who? Yeah, I've never thought about it. I wonder what Apple's up to.

You know, that's what I mean. Like, do you follow businesses? I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow's kid, maybe. All right, so we've come up with this idea where we want to see if my mum still cares about me. She doesn't. I don't think she does. No, she's got other things on her mind.

She's got a grandkid now. I know, that's what I mean. And to be honest, it's selfish of you to even ask if she cares. You know, you're the one that left. Come on. So we've come up with this plan. She didn't ask you to go to another. Sorry, it's all on you.

That's fine. Okay, okay. Well, you and I have come up with this plan to check to see whether or not my mum still is my mum. Yeah. We're going to call her and we're going to essentially bait her with a fake study. But during the chat that we're going to talk to her, I'm going to just pretend like I've got a really bad cough. Just a bit of a niggle, right?

A bad cough. So the aim of the game, if she still cares about me, she should bring it up. She should check and see if you're okay. She should. But we'll see if she does. We've got her on hold at the moment and she can't hear us so let's bring her on.

Mama Di, are you there? Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Did you forget how to say hello for a second? Yeah, I did for a minute. I was looking at something else. Hey, nice to have you on the show.

We've got you on here because there's a study that's been released which we thought we need to get your comment on. Oh, okay. Am I an expert on it? You are, actually. I think you are, yeah. I want to hear your opinion and your take on it. Okay, I'm just going to read you the title of this

and you tell me what your gut says. A study has revealed that dads are on average 20% more likely to notice things in their children, making them scientifically the more caring parent. I've never heard such a crock of baloney in all my life. That is absolutely... Who said that? Did a man do that?

A man must have wrote that. It doesn't say if it was a man scientist or a woman scientist, no. Yeah, it doesn't. I think it was a bunch of scientists, Mum. I think it was a man scientist or a woman scientist, no. Yeah, it doesn't. I think it was a bunch of scientists, Mum. Like, I think it was a mix. What a load of... You guys have made that up. Oh, Brianna, what's wrong?

Are you choking? No, I've got a little tickle in my throat, I think. Oh. Oh, Brianna, it sounds like you're going to cough up a third ball. I think. Oh. Oh, Brianna, it sounds like you're going to cop up a third ball. Well. Jeez. Are you okay?

This is an elaborate test to see if you would notice that Bri, that study was rubbish, by the way. We made it up. This is meant to be an experiment to see if you would notice. Oh, Brianna. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop. This is the worst radio prank slash experiment I've ever been a part of.

It's a shoddy, flawed concept. You were meant to cough a little bit and over time make it worse. Straight away you've come on like you've got, seriously like you've got emphysema or something. Sorry. Sorry. I thought she was having an asthma attack. Yeah, and of course you're going to notice that, right?

Now I've actually got a cough, I think. You didn't even ask if I was okay. You were just being sarcastic. I did ask if you were okay. Yeah, she did everything she needed to do, mate, because it sounded like you were about to keel over and die. I think pretty good scientific experiment we just conducted. Test results are in.

My mum still loves me. Congratulations, Mama Di. You have passed with flying colours. I don't know why you still love me, but you do. Brie, on the other hand, is getting a one-month intensive acting training course after this. Thanks very much. Love you guys. Love you

too. Good gear, guys. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's birthday b my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Alright, we'll get three people on. We'll get their birthdays and then we'll figure out what was the number one track on their 16th.

We'll start with Danielle. Hey, Danielle. Oh, she's gone. Did you hang up on her? I don't think so. I mean, there's always possible. Whose fault was it? Was it yours or Danielle's? Let's just see if we can get her back, and then hopefully no one's to blame. We'll go to Sam.

Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello. How are you? Not too bad, thanks. How are you? Not too bad, Sam. What's your birthday?

The 9th of May, 1980. Oh, 1980 what? Oh, they're just dropping. Oh, did you hang up on her too? No, I didn't hang up. You're so rude this afternoon, aren't you? Oh, I think we're going to have a cross-studio issue. Okay, hang on, hang on.

Can we just get a message to the B-Studio just to say we're on the phones for a sec? And I think we've got Danielle back. Danielle, are you there? I'm here. Hello. Okay, let's go again. All right, Danielle, what's your birthday? 21st of February, 1991.

All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 21st of February. And, Danielle, this is your birthday banger. Oh, my God, I haven't heard Mika in years. The Grace Kelly from Mika, Danielle. Oh, wow. I mean, I wouldn't say it's the biggest banger I've heard. It was a banger at the time. I just don't know if it stood the test of time.

Has it aged well? I guess we'll find out, Danielle. Let's do a couple more. Sam's back. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello. Good to have you back on the show.

Give us that birthday one more time. The 9th of May, 1986. All right. You were 16 in 2002 on the 9. Give us that birthday one more time. The 9th of May, 1986. All right. You were 16 in 2002 on the 9th of May. And Sam, this is your birthday banger. Do you like that, Sam?

Oh, yeah. it's alright. Slow jams. It's alright, yep, okay. One more. Let's go to Angela, finally. Hey, Angela. G'day, Ang. Hello, how you doing?

Good, how are you, mate? I'm pretty good, pretty good. That's good. Let's see if you get a good birthday banger. It might make your drive home even better. What's your birthday? 4th of January, 1977. Oh, perfect, Angie.

You were 16 in 1993 on the 4th of January. And, Angie, this is your birthday banger. And I... You know those games that you're playing, like card games, where if you get the joker, you automatically win? Woo-hoo-hoo! This one. That's what this song is.

Tell me, what do you think? Well, it's pretty legendary. It is. And it's never not one birthday banger when it's come up on this show. Really? Yeah. It's a Trump card and you've got it. So, Whitney Houston for me. It's always Whitney.

Congratulations, Angela. You've just won birthday banger. Here we go. Bree and Angela. You've just won Birthday Banger. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo. Here we go. Bree and Clint. This is ZM. If I should stay I would only be in your way. So I'll go, but I know I'll always love you

Will always love you You, my darling, you Bittersweet memories That is all I'm taking with me So goodbye, please don't cry We both know I'm not what you, you need. And I will always love you. I will always love you I hope life treats you kind

And I hope You have all you've dreamed of And I wish you joy And happiness But above all this I wish you love. And I will always love you. I will always love you I will always love you

I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you You Darling, I love you You Darling I love you Oh I'll always I'll always

Love You Zeddy and Bree and Clint That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Whitney Houston I will always love you like we said it has never not won birthday banger when it has come up

double Whitney double Whitney you want to do a double Whitney double Whitney does it feel like a does it feel like a back to back day hey let me check absolutely it does.

Okay, we can go double Whitney. Just because it's a special occasion. What's a special occasion? Tuesday. It's Tuesday the 30th. Yay! All right, we'll do double Whitney. Go on then. Hey, yeah. Huh. Ooh, yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah. I won't fail. The clock strikes upon the hour, and the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away I'm gonna light up till now With the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls

The loneliness comes. Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel the heat with somebody. Yeah, I want to dance with somebody. With somebody who loves me. Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I, I'm gonna dance with somebody. I'm gonna feel the heat with somebody. Yeah, I'm gonna dance with somebody.

With somebody who loves me. I fell in love and lost my senses Spinning through the town Sooner or later the fever ends And I wind up feeling down I need a man who'll take a chance On a love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls

My lonely heart calls Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Oh, I want to dance with somebody I want to feel the heat Yeah, I want to dance with somebody

With somebody who loves me Somebody who, somebody who loves me. Somebody who, somebody who, somebody who loves me. Somebody who, somebody who, to hold me in his arms. I need a man to take the chance for the love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls, my lonely heart calls Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

With somebody who loves me Yeah, I'm gonna dance with somebody I'm gonna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I'm gonna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Yeah, I'm gonna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Dance Come on, baby Dance

Yeah Dance Now get with this Whoa Don't go anywhere Dance With me, baby Don't go anywhere

Dance With me, boy Hey, don't go anywhere Dance with somebody Zeddy and Bree and Clint. Bree said it was a double Whitney day, so it's a double Whitney day. I love double down days. It's good, and it doesn't happen often. It's off birthday banger if something really connects. Why not go again? Why not go for round two? And Whitney, my love, is, what did we play?

I Will Always Love You. Took out birthday banger and it just felt right, you know? Whitney always feels right. Bree and Clint. Look, if the bloody world and the bloody pandemic and bloody, I don't know, whatever else needs to happen, plays ball, next year we will be having an America's Cup competition here in New Zealand. The America's Cup is now New Zealand's Cup.

Fast flying boats and millionaires hanging out in New Zealand and all the stuff that goes with it. People love it here, don't they? People love it. Get super involved and everyone is super pumped to have it here, which I'm super excited because, I mean, how good having something that big in this country. Well, we finally won it back and now we get to hold it here. But all of a sudden, news out today that Team New Zealand has a mole. Now, that sounds really strange to me and sounds like a joke.

Yeah, but it's not a joke. So you're telling me that there is an insider leaking information from the team. Yeah, and if there's one thing you don't want in a boat business, it's a leak. You know? Yes, Nick. It was revealed this morning by Grant Dalton, the boss of Team New Zealand. I can't believe this. That they have identified and caught a mole inside Team New Zealand. So they're working their way down in the Viaduct at the moment,

getting the boat all ready. They've got the headquarters there, the old Viaduct Events Centre. It's now Team New Zealand headquarters. And they identified someone that they thought was a mole, an imposter, a spy for a different team or whatever inside the organisation. You're laughing, but this is real. This is what happens. I'm laughing because I'm just thinking about the different types

of spies you'd have. Yeah. You'd be doing a trench coat with a fake moustache. No, but imagine being the guy where you get together at the spy convention and all the other spies are like, you know, obviously talking about the work that they do. David, you're going. There's James Bonds over there and, you know,

all the really cool ones. The KGB guy. The KGB guy and there's all these really cool, Jason Statham's there. Yeah, yeah. And then this guy rocks up and he goes. Ellen, you're going to North Korea to get the nuke codes. And then this guy rocks up and he goes,

guys, I'm a boat spy. Puts on his sailor's outfit and heads down to the Team New Zealand base. But it is serious. It is serious. They said they had suspicions that this person was a mole.

And so what they did is they intentionally fed him information to see if that information would get out. And they gave the person fake information and then it did a lap and it went around and it came back to them and they said, well, the only way that this information could have got out

is if you leaked it. Therefore, quid pro quo, you are the mole and you have been eliminated from Team New Zealand. I feel like I've just watched a reality TV show. I know. Grant Dalton has refused to say whether he was being paid by another team or if he's just a guy. Wait, is that the mole's name?

Who, Grant? Yeah. No, no, he's the boss. He's the guy who caught the mole. I thought we knew the mole's name. No, they haven't released the mole's name. No, he hasn't revealed whether he works for another team or whether he was operating independently,

gathering secrets to sell on the black boat market. That's real as well. This is a real story. It sounds like a fake story, but it's a real story. What do you reckon his spy name is? It'd have to be something very, very... Starboard. No.

No, you'd be suspicious of the guy in the team called Starboard. Yeah, maybe. The other guy's names are like Glenn and Blair. And then what's this guy's name? Peter. He shows up and I'm firing at. Anyway, we've caught the mole. Or have we?

No, I think we caught it. No, I think we did, yeah. I'm nervous about this. Yeah. Look, I'll just premise this with this might not be super appropriate for young ears, but I am going to talk in code. Okay, sure. So it's not going to be, you know, and we are just talking

about human bodies. Okay. It's nothing, you know. Now I'm nervous because I don't know what's going on. Yeah, right. So I've come up with this thing where I really wanted to put you to the test. Yes. Tonight.

About human bodies. Well, one particular human body. Okay. Female human bodies. Oh, okay. Yeah. So a study's been released. That was an, oh, I'm out of my depth.

Oh, I've discussed my own. No, I definitely got that. It was the out of the depth. Ew, yuck, woman. Yeah. Hopefully your wife's not listening. So a study's been released where they surveyed 236 college students between the ages of 18 and 36.

Okay. Which the results showed a notably high level of misunderstanding Among men Suggesting that it's not Just a stereotype In popular culture That men really don't know Where one particular thing on the female body is Oh right, okay, you don't have to go into more detail I understand what you're saying

So, as actual statistics Apparently 44% Of men were unable to locate. You're not going to make me locate it on the radio, are you? Are you? It's a human body. It's not a big deal. But what am I locating it on?

Not you. Well, now you've taken it too far. It's a piece of paper. Oh, far out. But then I thought you might bring in like a first aid doll or something. No. Okay, so what I've got here, and this is going viral at the moment Far out. But then I thought you might bring in like a first aid doll or something. No. Okay. So what I've got here, and this is going viral at the moment because there's a tweet that

a girl sent out recently and she was like, I'm convinced, you know, this is all true. Put it this way. If you hold the piece of paper up the right way, I'll be able to get it. Okay. What way is the right way? I haven't seen the paper yet. I'm getting nervous. You get one guess. Yes.

And obviously we both know what we're talking about. Yes. You need to point out where you think that particular thing is on this diagram. The thing that we are talking about is. So obviously you've got, this is the left. Yeah. This is the right. And you need to tell me, and it's got little like.

Okay. Let's not stick around in this zone for too long because we're in dangerous temperatures. No, that's the problem in the first place is you don't. Not stick around long enough. Right. Okay. I don't need to go left or right.

I'm sticking in the middle. In the middle. And I'm going right. I don't need to go left or right. I'm sticking in the middle. In the middle. And I'm going right. I'm going right. Well, don't touch it. I'm going to go, I'm going to say that one. Okay. That one.

All right. So now, so you know I'm not lying. Yeah. I've got a piece of paper. Yeah. Which will confirm or deny. Has the result on it. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, sweet. Okay. Let me just go to my medical records. The location confirm or deny. Has the result on it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Yep. Sweet. Okay. Let me just go to my medical records. The location of the thing. Clint, were you correct? Yes, I got it.

Congratulations. Didn't you say this? Oh, shit. Classic me. I celebrated too early. No, I'm just kidding, this is a mock-up You were right I was about to say, my poor wife

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