ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 4th 2020

Episode Date: June 4, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast where I won't say anything because I don't want to spoil the show but something happens. You'll probably see it on social media. Something happens today and it calls into question someone's integrity. I think it calls into question someone's commitment and how good that commitment is. It's funny because there's commitment to a lack of commitment. That's what the commitment is to. Well, on one side, yes. But on the other side, it shows an exceedingly high amount of commitment. It's like those kids who put in so much effort to wag school.

And it's like, you know, it would just be easier just to go to school at this stage. That's what it's the equivalent of. It shows great determination. You're forging a note. You're getting into your school uniform. You're getting dropped off at school. You're walking halfway in the gate. Your parents are leaving.

Then you turn around. You go somewhere else. You hide for six hours. And then you make it back to school in time to get picked up, still in your school uniform. And at what point was it not easier just to go to school? But again, I won't say what that thing is in the show. You know what those people are? What?

Entrepreneurs. Do you know what entrepreneur means? Yeah. Hang on, I didn't even say it right. Anyway, this is so like, what's it called? It's cryptic. Cryptic. Yeah.

Veiled. It's very secretive. It's in the podcast. You'll get there, don't worry. It's in the podcast. You've come this far. You're going to find out. Or you might want to check the social media channels.

It might be up there. But it might not be, depending on what time you listen to this. Spoiler alert. There's something on our social media. Give us a like while you're there. Yeah, like and subscribe. Like and subscribe.

And leave a comment right here. Yeah. Well, I reckon we should leave it at that. I need some time. You need to go away and think about what you've done. So should we just wrap it up?

Mate, I love you. Let's just wrap it up. Let's just wrap it up. Do you still love me? Let's just wrap it up. Do you still love me? We both need some time.

Let's just wrap it up. I love you. Let's just wrap it up. Do you still love me? Let's just wrap it up. Do you still love me? We both need some time. Let's just wrap it up. I love you. Let's just wrap it up. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. Hello, Bree. G'day, how are ya? Over there on one leg with your stupid cast elevated. I reckon I am going to strap myself to this wheelie chair.

Yeah. And just pull myself along, you know, on things. Get a couple of sled dogs. Hey, that's not a bad idea. For those who don't know, Bree is walking around on a very conveniently broken leg, which meant she didn't have to do the Bronco test with me yesterday. Why would I still have a broken leg?

No, I know. I'm not doubting that it's broken. I'm just saying it's convenient, the length some people will go to. Speaking of the Bronco test, we were on Eden Park yesterday, home of the Blues, and then overnight the news comes out. Actually, Ben, are we recording at the moment? Like, I know we're live, but is this all being recorded? This is being dubbed down, right?

Because I want to take this opportunity to say something. Yeah. I just want to on record that I love the Blues. I've actually always been a Blues fan and I'm excited for the season coming and I just want to say I've always loved the team. So interesting that you've just said that. Producer Benkin, we played the package we've made of Clint speaking about the Blues over the past two years.

Just hit off that audio. No, there's no need. There's no need. We all know. It's just a package of about 38 minutes of you bagging the points. I mean, you can have two teams. I love the Chiefs, but I think you can have two teams. I'm by team you all.

I've never heard someone turn on a dime quicker than you. I just also want to say I'm not going to leave at the end of this season if Dan Carter leaves. I mean, I won't. I won't. I mean, I might, but I won't. That's twice in a week you've done this. First year on the Warriors bandwagon.

Oh, yeah, Warriors hard. Definitely keeping the faith. Been keeping the faith for a long time. You couldn't even name one player on the Warriors. Warriors? Yeah, go on. Roger Tuivasa-shek. Yes.

I barely even paused. The look on your face was pure fear. I was about to say Sean Johnson, but he's gone. Yeah, that was lucky. Hey, today on the show, Daddy Bloomfield's back to bless you with all the stuff you want. Today, it's a KitchenAid mixer. This went off the last time we gave this away.

It's worth an absolute fortune. And if you're into baking or any type of cooking, then you need this thing. Yeah, it's like Pimp My Kitchen over here. It's like an $800 kitchen accessory. Oh, this is the one Martha Stewart had in jail. She's like, I want the best mixer, and this is the one I want.

Yeah, you can hide stuff inside it like contraband. So, Daddy to 9696 before four o'clock if you would like to win the Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza. But next, Bree, we don't cover it often, but tis the season, I've got some breaking Fijoa news for the show. Yeah, this is probably the biggest

story on the show today. Yeah, it's local news. New Zealanders love a Fijoa. I'm not 100% sure you can get a Fijoa anywhere other than New Zealand. I had never heard of a Fijoa until I moved here. Exactly right. So Fijoa news. We're going to bring it to you fresh off the tree.

Nice, mate. Yes. Good. Good radioing from you. And agricultural references. I did promise it and I will follow through with my promise. We have breaking kiwi fruit. No, damn.

Disrespectful to the Fijoa News team, the entire Fijoa News team here at NZME. I apologise to you guys. You do important work. Oh, they're walking out. I mean, no disrespect. Please stay. I need you guys for that.

Nah, they're over it. Well, I'm going to have to deliver the news on my own then. Hot off the Fijoa news desk, which, by the way, Fijoa, weird food, right? Look, I'm not going to sit here and lie, but I have to admit I do not like a Fijoa. Nah, I like a Fijoa, but I have to admit, I do not like a Fijoa. I like a Fijoa, but in small batches. I remember being overseas somewhere and I mentioned Fijoa and people

didn't even know what it was. You don't have them in Australia, do you? I'd never heard of the fruit before until I moved here and then everyone was like Fijoa crazy and then I was like oh, these must be amazing. We're only Fijoa crazy for like three weeks a year yeah because that's when

it is literally raining Fijoa on top of us and I was like oh these must be really good and I tried one and I was like this is how Fijoa season goes

first week of Fijoa season oh my god I'm so excited it's Fijoa season second week of Fijoa season I'm getting a bit sick of these Fijoa's third week of Fijoa season

take all your Fijoa's to work and try and get people to take Fijas home. And no one does because everyone else has got too many Fijas. No one wants them. They all gather those fruit flies here at the office. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're big on that. Yeah, and they all shrivel. They look like little shrivels.

Oh, all right, you be careful, mate. All right? I'm just saying. I'm just putting my hand up. All those people out there who have thought it themselves that Fijas's not that great. Someone in New Zealand may have just sold the most expensive Fijoa of all time.

His name's Carl Mayer, and he's from Wellington. What an achievement, Carl. I know, right? He listed a single Fijoa on Trade Me last week, and it received 26 bids, selling for a grand total of $50. For one Fijoa? For one Fijoa, yeah.

I know that's not an impressive amount of money. It's a lot for one Fijoa, right? Like a tray of mangoes, I'd be like, oh yeah, I see that. Yeah, there's a twist. And it's not because we're at the end of Fijoa season. It's a Kiwi fruit. You know what?

Is it? It's a Fijoa that bears a striking resemblance to a Kiwi. No way. No, don't put it up yet, Ben. Don't put it up yet. Before you see it. I want to see it. So it's sold.

Okay. And before you pass judgment, the Fijoa. Kiwi the bird or Kiwi the fruit? Kiwi the bird. Oh, it looks like a kiwi bird. Yeah. That's what they say. Just before you judge it, the money raised was for charity. Okay. Now

Ben, please reveal the kiwi shaped, and I know you can't see this at home, but let Brie be your eyes. Please reveal the kiwi shaped Fijoa. So that there looks exact, this is from Carly said, it's amazing. It looks exactly like a Kiwi. You know what?

Pretty good. Can you see it? I can see it. I can't. I was joking. I can't see it at all. You can't. The beak's up the top, obviously, and it's a different colour, and then there's like a little knob for the head,

and then, I mean, at the bottom doesn't look much like it. There's another angle. There's a bit of a shadow. If you put legs on that, because it obviously doesn't have legs, that would look like a Kiwi. Where's its long beak? That's the main bit of being a Kiwi. The top.

At the top. Oh, it's not too long, is it? Anyway, anyway. It's for charity. Actually, no, I say what I said to you. It's for charity. So congratulations to Carl and the new owner of New Zealand's first Fijoa that looks like a Kiwi. And that is your installment of Fijoa News.

Best $50 they ever spent. Right? Yeah. Especially because it definitely won't have gone off by the time it gets to you in the mail. If you feel like you're under a bit of pressure at the moment or you're underperforming in your job, just say this to yourself. Well, at least I'm not. Are you talking directly to me?

Oh, no. It feels like it, eh? I was like, could have told me this is all fair. No, I'm speaking in broad strokes. Yeah. Okay. If you feel like perhaps you're not the best. No, it still feels like I'm telling you.

Yeah, you're literally looking straight at me and you're like Let me do this then Bree, you're wonderful Thank you But That's not No, it still doesn't work, still doesn't work No

Anyone out there who currently feels like they're not Stop looking at me Okay Anybody out there who currently feels like they're not possibly the best person for their job at the moment. I'm going to say not you, Bree. Not you, Bree. You're fantastic. You're the best person for your job. Okay, great.

Just say this to yourself. At least I'm not Donald Trump. Okay? He'll make you feel better about yourself. Have you ever seen a person more out of their depth than Donald Trump? Like I genuinely, I've always had the theory that he never wanted to be president. He just wanted to get in there. He just wanted to see if he could actually get voted in.

I think so. And he just wanted to. And then when he did, he goes, oh, shit. Oh, shit. I've done it now. Because Melania definitely didn't want to be first lady. She was like, why are you dragging me into this? She's having an awful time.

You know, I read a stat online literally this morning that says he is the most disliked president that is currently, like when they're in office, he's got the lowest approval rating ever. Ever. Ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And at the same time, in his mind an achievement At the same time in his mind He is the greatest president

He has said that out loud He's got the confidence He oozes confidence I've got a clip to play you And it kind of sums the whole thing up He's copping a lot of heat at the moment Because he's using his He's saying how religious he is

And he's using sort of the Bible As almost like a battering ram To go I love God And I love the Bible That's why I'm a good person That's what he's using sort of the Bible as almost like a battering ram to go, I love God and I love the Bible. That's why I'm a good person. That's what he's saying. He's having pictures with the Bible. So some reporters overnight have challenged him on it and they said, you obviously love the Bible.

Tell us your favourite bit. You listen to this and tell me if this is the... Pick the Moses story. Everyone knows the Moses story. Tell me if this is a man who loves the Bible. You mentioned the Bible. You've been talking about how it's your favorite book. I'm wondering what one or two of your most favorite Bible verses are.

I wouldn't want to get into it because to me, that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal. So I don't want to get into verses. I don't want to get into it. There's no verse that means a lot to you that you think about or cite? The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics. Even to cite a verse that you like? No, I don't want to get into it. There's no verse that means a lot to you that you think about or cite? The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics. Even to cite a verse that you like? No, I don't want to do that.

An Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy? Probably equal. I think it's just an incredible, the whole Bible is an incredible. I joke very much so. They always hold up the art of the deal. I say my second favorite book of all time. But I just think the Bible is just something very special. Yeah, he loves the Bible.

He literally avoided everything. For the record, the art of the deal, the other book that he's talking about there, that's his book. That's the book that he wrote. So his top two books are his own book and the Bible, but he can't give you any quotes from it. So just remember, you're not as bad at your job as that guy is.

Dean McCarthy, very big accusations being thrown out into the pop star world today saying there's one famous pop diva who never, ever hit her own high notes, Dean. Yes. Now, here's the interesting part about this story. You are not going to read this anywhere. You cannot Google this. This is something that I heard from a phenomenal source. What? Britney Spears never used...

This is not out there in the wild. Wait, I thought this was out in the world. This is an exclusive. Okay, yeah. No. Basically, Britney Spears could never, ever hit those high notes. So they used to get Nicole Scherzinger to come in and she would sing the high note and then they would cut in Nicole Scherzinger singing the high note on Britney's latest couple of albums.

Shut the hell up. It's actually not Britney. Wow. I mean, I'm not... Allegedly. We have to say allegedly, don't we? Allegedly. Allegedly.

Okay. Yeah, allegedly. And look, if I hadn't heard it from the person I heard it from, I'd be like, oh, you're full of it. No, but this is actually a really, really good source. How strong is the source out of 10? Nine. Wow.

That's pretty good. And are you willing to reveal who your source is? No, because you'll get me in trouble. No, okay. If you thought about it and you knew me, you kind of knew me, you could figure it out.

You never reveal the source. and if you think about the other work that Dean does, perhaps we can figure it out. I think I just did. Yeah, okay, that's fine. So Nicole Schuessinger

of the Pussycat Dolls, and was this before she was famous? So before she had her own pop star career, her job was to come in and sing the bits that Britney couldn't.

Yes, that was how I was explained to me, and sing the bits that Britney couldn't. Yes, that was how I was explained to me and also then on like the later tracks until I think maybe then when she became, her voice became

very well known, that's when they were like, oh, let's not, because Nicole Shaker grew up in Hawaii so she's actually not British. Everyone thinks that she's British,

she's American. My mind is exploding right now. Is anyone else's? Well, I'm not surprised that someone else had to do the good singing

for Britney Spears. I know, but I can't believe it's her. But the fact that it could be her. Yeah. Dean, thank you very much. You have done your job as a Hollywood reporter today.

That is an amazing scoop and we're very glad that you have given us the exclusive on that. So thank you very much. Thank you, Dean. What a pleasure. Thanks for making

my whole childhood a lie. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Producer Ben, quick question for you. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy your work here? I love my work here. As in the job? Between 1 and 10, how much do you like your job?

Oh, sorry, yeah, sorry, 9. Oh, so there's room for improvement then. I think there always is, yeah. That's good. Okay, okay, right. Because I feel like once I for improvement then. I think there always is, yeah. That's good. Okay, okay, right. Because I feel like once I tell you about this job that's on offer overseas, you could be leaving the show very soon. Do you want to do this?

I just want him, obviously he's not completely happy. No, but that doesn't matter. He's a nine. Can't we keep him woefully ignorant? No, but if one of your good mates, if you knew you could make them happier, would you? Yeah, well, risky business, mate. Anyway, don't worry.

I've got like a... Oh, you've got a parachute for this situation? Yeah, I've got a parachute. Okay, all right. Lay it on him. Actually, you know what? Stuff him. This is a test of loyalty.

I like it. Tell him about the job. Look, there's a job that's being offered in the US state of Virginia and they are looking to sponsor one lucky hiker to become their chief hiking officer. Now, look, if you know Producer Ben really well, you know his passion is the great outdoors.

He's the great outdoors. Love the outdoors. Absolutely loves it. Go long hiking. None of the short stuff. Producer Ben has two passions, actually. Equally kind of on the same level. Yeah.

It's hiking and tramping. Yeah. And beer. Oh, I love beer. They're the two big things in his life. Yeah. And you wouldn't believe it. This job to become the chief hiking officer also involves drinking a lot

and tasting a lot of beer. How? Those two things don't mix at all. Yes, they definitely do. Drinking a lot of beer and going on long hikes. So they said to get the gig, applicants must love hiking and drinking beer. The winner will be required to walk over 3,500 kilometres and camp under the stars whilst also visiting multiple breweries

and tasting multiple beers. Right. Okay, you've literally described his dream job. It's fantastic. Like, I can't believe it's like someone has written this as a joke. Yeah. For you, Ben. For you, yeah.

And then when I brought this up in the meeting before the show, producer Ben goes, oh yeah, I've already applied for that. Have you? I have been tagged in this job for maybe all night. Yeah. Mate's sending it to me. So I was like, okay, I'm going to look into this. They're going to pay you $30,000.

I know. Stop. It's fantastic. Just say it. Stop. I know. Okay. So.

Yeah. I ended up applying. Yeah. What happened? And I've actually replied already. Okay. So I ended up applying. Yeah, what happened? And they've actually replied already. What a stab in the back. What did they reply? They said, oh, man, it's great to hear from you.

All the way in New Zealand. I was like, well, that's weird. Just from you is fine. He said, unfortunately, however, you cannot do it because you're not a US resident. Told you I had a parachute. And we're legally limited due to our brewery restrictions over in the US. But at least you and I, Clint, now know. What a shame. What a shame. I wanted to say what Bree said before.

I want you to be happy. Oh, I'm livid. No, mate, you've already went down the other road. No, no, no. You're my friend first. Thanks, mate. And my servant second. What? Bree and Clint. We do a segment on our show that Shania Twain has endorsed. Yep.

And it's called this. Great segment. Pretty simple. All you have to do is give us a call and let us know something that's not impressing you very much lately. We've got lots of people to play today as well. So let's kick it off to give people an example. You've called through. There's a guy called Clinton there.

What a fantastic name. Shall I start it? Yeah, you start it. Okay. Okay. So you're not impressed that Dan Carter's back? It's literally the best news I've heard in probably five years. And I'm speaking to you specifically, Lucy, my wife.

Stop telling me it's not a big deal because it's a big deal to me. Yeah. All right? You listen, Lucy. You listen up. Yeah. Woman. I can tell she cares.

Let's give Gina a go. Hey, Gina. Hi, Gina. You know how to do this? Yeah, I'll give it a go. Yeah. Woman. I can tell she cares. Let's give Gina a go. Hey, Gina. Hi, Gina. You know how to do this? Yeah, I'll give it a go. Come on, Gina. We believe in you. Here we go. Okay. When your work forces you to take

leave without pay. Oh, my God. It was shaky there, Gina. We weren't sure if you were going to come through. But you came through. You came through, and it's a good one, too. I got there in the end. Yeah, you got there in the end.

Did you get any more relatable, Gina? Yeah, Gina's nailed it, actually. I'm very impressed. Crushed it. Who's up next out of our team? Nominate somebody. Go on. I don't mind.

I'll go. Ben. Okay. So you're telling me next week is a full five-day working week? That don't impress me much. I hate that. Yeah. We need four days so we can revive the economy by not working. Jacinda said so. Yeah, right not working. Jacinda said so.

Yeah, right? Yeah, Jacinda said so. Let's get Boss on. Hey, Boss. Hi, Boss. Hey, how's it going, guys? We're good, man. You ready to do this?

You know how it works? Yeah, but I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go, Boss. Okay. These bloody Auckland drivers. These bloody Auckland drivers. Yeah, the bloody way.

It's a zip. Merge like a zip, damn it. You know who's an Auckland driver now, Dan Carter, because he's coming to play for the Blues. I'm not sure if you heard. Ellie's up. Okay, so you delivered my meal without my drink. That had the last night.

It's a fresh wound. What, Uber Eats or something? Yeah, no Coke. I was so gutted No Coke And then It's the bloody Annoying part of having to Chase them up

And then you're like Oh I didn't believe it It's not even worth it right For a can of Coke Although no it is worth it It is It's the principle isn't it Yes

Welcome to the show Clint Hi Clint Hey how's it going Good You ready for this Sure am Alright do the name proud, brother.

Here we go. How will you think you're special? How will you think if something is? Okay. So a kid stole your car and crashed into your property. Say it again. Say it again. So a kid stole a car and crashed into my property last night.

That don't impress me much. A runaway kid stole into your property. Yeah. What the hell? My partner's younger sister's car also. Bloody hell. All right. She's taken us home.

Bree, she's very good at this. She always nails it. There's no pressure. She doesn't feel the pressure. I feel like I've got a good one. Yeah, you will have a good one. You've she's very good at this. She always nails it. There's no pressure. She doesn't feel the pressure. I feel like I've got a good one. Yeah, you will have a good one. You've always got a good one. It's just up to you whether you nail it or not.

You guys put all the pressure on me. Yeah, yours are my favourite. Yeah, mine too. I love yours. No, I'm not. Me too. Every time I do it, you guys are like,

Bree, Bree, Bree. Tomorrow we're only doing your one. I will, you think you're special. I will, you think you're something else. Okay. Only doing your one. Okay. So you've only got the playing cones left, but I want a waffle one. Damn it. She's done it.

She did it. Incredible. Nothing worse than that. We're so proud of you, by the way. So proud. I do my hair, Tom. Bree and Clint. We're so proud of you, by the way. So proud. This is exciting news for NRL fans. They released that they're thinking about adding another team to NRL. Oh, if I think of a competition who doesn't need any more teams,

the NRL is close to the top. I mean, they've got a few. A lot. How many? Bulldogs, Roosters, Rabideaus, Warriors, Broncos, Sea Eagles, Knights, Sharks. got a few a lot how many bulldogs roosters rabidows warriors broncos sea eagles uh knights sharks i could go on but i won't i think there's about 17 yeah that's enough i think there's 17 yeah we're restarting super rugby here in new zealand with five yeah i'm like perfect but i mean hey i'm keen i'm keen for a new team. Why not? Depends. Who's getting the team? Well, this is the thing where I'm a bit, like, iffy on.

Apparently they're talking about Brisbane getting a second team. Yeah, oh, your hometown. Yeah, my, yeah, pretty much. And the Brisbane Broncos are my team. So I'm kind of like, do we need another team? Yeah, you worry it's going to dilute the Broncos' mana too much. Yeah, which, I mean, if you look at Sydney, they've got like 20, carry the one, 38 teams in Sydney.

But I thought, you know where needs another team? It's here in New Zealand. Actually, yeah, you're right. Because Australia's got how many teams? 16. Yeah. And we've got one. Exactly.

So we need another team. You're right. We do need more than one. Yeah, because we've got the Warriors, obviously, which is great. And we're Warriors hard, by the way. We've been saying that ever since they won on the weekend. Yeah, we love the Warriors. And I think it's about time we add another team here in New Zealand.

Okay, yeah, I'm keen. But we do need to come up with, because, I mean, they're already talking about names and stuff for the second Brisbane team. Yeah. Which they're thinking about calling them the Brisbane Firehawks. Which, I mean, what's a firehawk? I don't know. Is it like a...

There's so many teams called firehawk too. I think there's like a cricket team called firehawks or firebirds or something. No, that's a netball team in Brisbane. No one identifies with that though. No one goes, I am a firebird. People are saying that they reckon it's too like NFL, like American football. Or too netball. Yeah, maybe. But I reckon, yeah reckon it's too like NFL. Yeah.

Like American football. Or too netball. Yeah, maybe. But I reckon, yeah, let's come up with, you know, a few different, let's workshop some places. Okay, yeah, what have you got? I reckon we, I think I've gone for teams where I've used things that stand out. Yeah.

That you would never have heard because, I mean, how many times have we heard the Broncos or? Yeah, you're going to go original. Yeah. All right, lobby me some team names. I thought, what about the Blenheim Toenails? Blenheim Toenails? I mean, there's the Tar Heels.

What about the Toenails? Sorry, if I'm the judge of yours and you're the judge of mine, that's a no. Okay, that's a no. What about the Palmerston North? Like Palmerston North could do with a rugby league team. I wrote one for there too. Okay, well, you do yours next. Palmerston North Pig Like Palmerston North could do with a rugby league team. I wrote one for there too. Okay. Well, you do what you need.

Palmerston North piglets is what I thought. Oh, cute. Because cute, right? Very cute. That's an option. Don't mind it. It's different. Yeah.

Probably better than mine. I wrote the Palmerston North placentas. Yeah, no, that's not an option, mate. I mean. Sorry. Placentas give things life. Yeah. They're amazing things.

But what does the team logo look like? I don't know if you've seen one. Yeah, I haven't thought that through, have I? What about a wither-based one? And Wellington could field a really good rugby league team. Yeah. What about the Wellington Wit Willies? Oh, that's good.

Rolls off the tongue. Yeah, I like that one. I like it, yeah, it's nice. What about Christchurch? I reckon they'd go really well with the NRL team. Yeah, what have you got for them? What about the Christchurch Clechurch? Yeah. I reckon they'd go really well with the NRL team. Yeah, what have you got for them? What about the Christchurch cleavage? Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. You've got to ring to it. Because then their call can be, push up! Push up! They can yell to each other, push up cleavages! Let's do some D! Let's do some D! Double that D!

Come on! Hamilton. Hamilton deserves a team. Oh, yeah, Hamilton would be good. I come up Hamilton, Hamilton deserves a team Oh yeah, Hamilton would be good I come up with the Hamilton hard-ons Because people from the Waikato are tough So Hamilton hard-ons Yeah?

Yeah Alright, we'll put it on the baby pile Yeah Any more from you? No, that's it Oh, that's it from you I feel like you rounded it out with the Hamilton hard-ons Alright, well it's one of those teams then.

We've got it, guys. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio guest of the show, Cam Mansell from The Night Show. Hello. Hey, Cam. Hey. Thanks so much for coming in.

I have no idea why I'm here and I'm very nervous. No, we love not telling people what we're about to do. But I thought, I saw something on the internet and you and I were hanging out on the weekend and I thought this is a perfect opportunity for you.

Yeah. And Bree told me about it and I was like, this is so perfect for Cam. We've got to get him in and give him the opportunity. He literally is the right person for this job.

Yeah, you are. Yeah. So it's a job opportunity. Okay. Don't be nervous. Okay. I want you to remember back to the weekend. You told me that back in the day you auditioned for something.

A particular ad. Yes, I did. What was that, Kim? The Milky Bar ad. The Milky Bar's around me. That's the Milky Bar. That's correct. You told me how you auditioned for the job. You didn't get it, which I think is an absolute travesty.

They missed out. How is Cam not the Milky Bar kid? Yeah. How old were you when you auditioned for this? I think I was like seven or something. Oh, perfect Milky Bar age. Yeah. But that doesn't matter.

Age is just a number now. You could be the Milky Bar kid now. And I'm not joking. I saw this morning that they're looking for another Milky Bar kid. You're kidding. I'm not even joking. Is there an age limit? Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that. If you're right, you're right. Exactly. And I feel like you've got the chops to go all the way. So Nestle are looking for a new Milky Bar kid to launch a new product called the Milky Bar Whirl. Okay. Which is where essentially they're swirling milk chocolate through the Milky Bar and they need a new vibrant Milky Bar kid

to promote it. You're vibrant. Free Milky Bars for life. And the Milky Bars are on you. Absolutely. Yeah. So what we're going to do is you've got the look. We already know that you've got the look.

We've written out a bit of a script okay and this is going to be your audition uh that we're going to send to nestle is now a good or a bad time to say i'm really bad at reading it's a great time because here it comes y'all i'm the the Milky Bar Kid, Cam Mansell. Don't you let my mustache or chest hair fool you, because it's definitely still a job for a kid. And I also really need this job. Turns out your accounting is boring and not for me.

What have I been up to for the past 20 years? Well, I kept shouting everyone Milky Bars at the time, and eventually amassed a huge debt. And so I had to move back in with my parents. But I'm back, the Milky Bar kid. Back in action with a new product, the Milky Bar Swirl. As always, the Milky Bars

are on me. Is that it? Stocks are limited. He's perfect. Nestle, if you don't cast him, you are missing out I actually think you might get it Yeehaw Yeehaw

Brie and Clint I've got a vehicular opportunity for you Brie Okay A once in a lifetime vehicular opportunity Could other people listening Potentially take you up on this offer? Absolutely But not if you get in there first

Alright Okay You're a decisive purchaser Other people were interested in the Venute, but you said no. I swooped in. That's moot Venute. I want it. And you got it. You saw it, you liked it, you want it, you got it. Yeah, Ariana Grande-ed that thing. And then you were stuck with it. And then you got rid of it. So this is your next purchase, okay? Okay. I need to move on to bigger and better things. How do you feel about the opportunity to own your very own Back to the Future DeLorean?

You know how much I love that franchise. Exactly right. Well, there's one for sale in New Zealand. 17-year-old Will bought the DeLorean earlier this year. Yep. He's 17 years old. He bought it with two of his friends. He's like, love the DeLorean.

I want a time machine. I'm going to buy it. And he bought it off a guy at a petrol station in Huntly. Are you kidding me? No, I'm telling the truth. I want it. I want it bad. Now.

Yeah, how much? Don't worry about price. If you look up to the screen, you'll see. That's not a DeLorean. It is. It's a DeLorean. That's a Mitsubishi Magna. Excuse me.

It's actually a Diamante. A Diamante. It shouldn't hold you back, Brie. Look at it. It's got a flux capacitor inside it. Oh, my God. It's got a digital time screen inside it. Oh, there's the, what's the name?

What's that thing called again? The flux capacitor. The flux capacitor. It's even got the aerial on top to drive underneath the wire when the lightning hits the clock tower. And yes, it is a 1997 Mitsubishi Diamante. Oh, the number plate says out of time. Yeah, and that is definitely a real number plate as well.

It says California on it. I'm actually into that. Yeah. Why does he want to get rid of it? Well, that's a good question that anybody purchasing any car should ask themselves. But don't think the worst, think the best. He wants someone else to have a turn. That's why I think he wants to sell it.

Now, price-wise, I actually haven't landed on a price yet. Producer Ben, you have the Trade Me Auction open currently. Can we get a price check on the 1997 Mitsubishi Diamante, sorry, DeLorean Time Machine? Currently, 91 bids. It's selling for $1,198. You spent more than that on the Venute. I think I'm in it for that price.

What's your top bid? What's the most you'll pay for your own DeLorean that some guy bought off a guy at a petrol station in Huntly? How many Ks are on it? Does it matter? If it's got too many Ks, just go back in time to when it had less Ks. You know? Yeah, I mean, that's true.

Oh, it's done quarter of a million Ks. Does it have that thing where you can put scraps and food in it to make it go? Yeah, it's got a boot. A boot. Anyway, you think on it, but I think this is a sound investment. It does have it. Yeah. It's got everything.

I'm going to go bid on it right now. I'm not even joking. Good. I knew you were the person to make smart vehicle decisions. What should I bid? $4,000. Okay, well, let's relax for a second. Go in with your best offer first. Anybody else listening, please don't bid. We want to own this thing.

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Listen to The Front Page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable.

Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. The game where you get to go head-to-head with our movie expert, Brie, challenge your movie knowledge and maybe take home some free mobile fuel.

Yeah, that's right. I've had a few shaky weeks. You have. You lost last week, which means our jackpot is back down to 50. I do believe I was robbed last week. That's not what the scoreboard says. We did have the replay. I clearly got in first, but you know what? I'm letting

it go. Clearly it's not worrying me anymore. Clearly you're letting it go. And Helen, clearly if you win, there won't be any issues with that whatsoever. So welcome to the game, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hello. Have you played before in the car? No. Oh, by myself, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of test runs.

Every week we have a theme. This week, to celebrate well, me running the Bronco yesterday at Eden Park, taking on Bowdoin Barrett. Today we'll be doing sports movies. Okay. Seeing as I am now the reigning sports guy on the show,

we're doing sports movies. So good luck, everybody. All right. Three movies, buzz in with your name when you know what it is, and best of three wins the game. First movie, Average Joe's Gym. Three.

Three. It's dodgeball. Four. Average Joe's gym Three It's dodgeball Yes, she's off to a good start Have you seen Dodgeball, Helen? I have, I have But I obviously don't know it that well If you can dodge a wrench You can dodge a ball

Here we go Here comes movie number two That's what they say about my social life Love life movie number two. That's what they say about my social life. Love life. Movie number two. In 1999, Ken returned to his old high school in California to get one of the sports teams into shape. With tough rules and academic discipline,

he succeeds in setting the players up on a winning streak. But when their grades start to suffer... Bree. Bree. Coach Carter. Woo! And that... She's back on!

As they say, is that. We'll do the last one just for fun. Just for fun, okay? Okay, just for fun. Here's your chance to get just a little bit of a bonus point, Helen. Our main character has always wanted to be a professional hockey player. Brie. Brie.

Happy Gilmore. Down trow. God, I'm on fire today. Sorry, Helen. You didn't stand a chance. Sorry, Helen. That's fine. Well done, Brie.

Thank you. Oh, thanks for playing, Helen. To use a sporting analogy, Brie is the All Blacks and you are the Wallabies in this situation. I'd agree with that. Absolutely. You just got absolutely steamrolled. Okay, we'll jackpot the mobile fuel to next week's game of What's the Plot? Bree and Clint.

This is scary, possibly. Probably not. You're probably fine, okay? Don't read anything into this. Yeah, take away the grain of salt. Actually, don't worry about it. Actually, don't worry. It's not relevant to you.

Yeah, don't worry about it. Because your partner is not cheating on you, okay? I'm just going to about it. Actually, don't worry. It's not relevant to you. Yeah, don't worry about it. Because your partner is not cheating on you. Okay? I'm just going to say that to you right now. Well, that's not relevant to everyone. No, it is. It's probably likely at least one person listening. Yeah, but it's probably not you.

Okay? Listening, it's probably not you. I mean, the odds are the odds good or bad. You're not helping. You're not helping. Okay? I'm just being realistic. If they were, I've got some information on

What could Be some warning signs Yeah Real red flag Okay There's a lady Who works as A

Escort And a journalist I don't know which of her jobs She wants to be positioned first But she does both It's a weird mix Mix of jobs Yeah

And if I was seeing an escort Not that I have I don't know if I was seeing an escort, not that I have, I don't know if I'd want to see one that was a journalist. Yeah, because you don't really want to be written about. I don't want to be a column. Probably more something that you want left discreet. Yeah, but let's reiterate, I'm not seeing an escort, so again, not relevant to me.

You're reiterating a lot. Australian journalist escort Samantha X has shared. Oh, I know her. She's super famous. Oh, you know her? Yeah. Well, I don't know her personally. How do you know her? She's like a bit of a celebrity back home. Okay. Yeah. Alright. She has shared her top tips on how to tell if your partner

is cheating, which we reiterate again, they're not. Okay, your partner, they're not. They're not, but I mean these are just some of the things to look for. Say your friend came to you and said they were worried. Sure, there's the information. There's two tips. Before we get to that, she said that contrary to popular belief, cheating has been going on through lockdown.

Just because you guys were locked down together doesn't mean that they were faithful. In fact, this is her quote. What? How? Men were still cheating in lockdown. Absolutely. They will find a way. It doesn't matter how busy he is

or if he's always at work. He'll make time even if it's only 10 minutes on the way home. Well, that's not very good. It's always men, isn't it? Stupid men. Anyway, are you ready for these two tips?

Okay, I'm ready for the two tips. The two tips or signs or red flags, really. Yeah, I'm ready for it. That your partner might tips or signs or red flags, really. Yeah, I'm ready for it. That your partner might be cheating on you, according to Samantha X, the escort. First one, they become very anti-cheating.

So you might find in conversations that they become quite sanctimonious and judgmental about other people who cheat and say things like, that is so disgusting. I would never do that. I hate people who cheat. They things like, that is so disgusting. I would never do that. I hate people who cheat. They are the scum of the earth. You know what's so interesting is that's such a thing

when someone tries to overcompensate for something, usually it means they're hiding a similar thing. Yes. I totally agree with that. So that's a sign if they've become very anti-cheating, it could be a sign that they are cheating. Yeah, I agree with that one. Okay, now the second one is a bit controversial

because there's wiggle room in this. Okay. But Samantha X says it's one of her two top red flags that your partner is cheating. Right. Your partner comes home with wet hair because that is a giveaway that they've had a shower somewhere else just before they came home to you.

But what if they were at the gym? Told you there's wiggle room. There's heaps of wiggle room. Yeah. What if it's raining? Yeah, it could have been raining. What are some of the other excuses? They cycled home and they got a sweaty head.

Yeah. The thing is you'll know if it's rain or shower. And if they don't have a gym bag with them and they've just had a shower. Yeah, but people are crafty. They think about these things. Yeah. Okay, so I come home. Me and you are dating.

Okay. And I come home and I've got wet hair. Where have you been, bitch? I was at the gym. I just went to the gym. Where's your gym bag? I left it at the gym. I left it at the gym. I just went to the gym. Where's your gym bag? I left it at the gym. I left it at the gym.

Well, who leaves their gym bag at the gym? Wouldn't you go back and get it before you came home? Good point. I better go back and get it. I'll see you later. And then I go back and do more cheating on you. Careful what you wish for. Oh, this is a tricky situation.

Anyway, those are her tips. Take them as you want. They don't necessarily apply to you, but that is from Samantha X, who's an escort. And she said that's a sign that your partner could be cheating on you. If you had to write this article, say you were the person writing it, what would be your top tip?

For noticing that someone was cheating? Yeah. Oh, God, I don't know. They've sculpted the downstairs area. That would be my top tip. They've sculpted the downstairs area, but not given you any opportunity to see the sculpting. Exactly. So who are you sculpting it for?

Who are you sculpting it for? Bitch. I can't say it. You can only say that. I want to know this afternoon, how did you find out they were cheating? 0800 dial ZM. What was your telltale sign? What was the thing in your relationship, and sorry if this has happened to you, but what was the thing in your relationship

that made you realise that they weren't being faithful to you? What was the warning sign that led you on the trail? 0800 dial ZM. Share it with us. Inform somebody else. Help some other people. You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Welcome

to quite a scandalous slash heavy conversation about cheating. But this could be helpful to people. But it could be helpful to people. But it could be helpful. An escort slash journalist, that's a job, in Australia has revealed her top signs

that your partner could be cheating on you. One, they become sanctimonious and overly anti-cheating. Like, oh, I can't believe

someone would do that. Oh, they're disgusting. That's yuck. I'd never do that to you. Yeah, overcompensating. Could be a sign that they're cheating on you.

The other one is they arrive home with wet hair and it's a sign that they've had a shower somewhere else. Like we said, lots of wiggle room in that one. Yeah, there's a lot of, you know, backstories that could apply to that. So obviously it doesn't need to be said, but those two things alone are not a sign that your partner is cheating. And like we keep saying, your partner's probably not cheating, okay? Probably not.

But we've got some examples of people whose partners were cheating, and we've asked, what was the red flag for you? We'll start with Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. Renee, what happened for you? So, all of a sudden,

he turned his notifications off on his phone. Ooh. I texted him, and he said he hadn't got it, and I was like, oh, didn't hear your phone go off. So then I texted again when he was in front of got it And I was like I want to hear your phone go off So then I texted again when he was in front of me And it didn't come up So I'd known he turned his notifications off On the phone

And he was cheating on you? Oh 100% I ended up plugging his phone into my computer And copying his stuff He'd been with 25 girls In six months That's how bad it was Wow I'm not going to name names

Because Harry Simpson Would hate that Yeah Okay I'm going to Renee love you Love you honestly I'm going to have to

Put you on hold now God she She's like a female 007 I was going to And you know what In that situation She's plugged her phone in And downloaded it

I bet you he called her crazy He's like you're being crazy You're being crazy. You're being so crazy. And he was cheating with 25 people. Sasha. Hey, Sasha. Hi.

Hi. What happened to you, Sasha? There was three giveaways that kind of happened. Three, okay. Three warning signs. Three warning signs, yeah. So the first one for me to indicate was he had a different smell to him. It's going to sound weird.

But he came home one day and there was just this smell that kind of gave it away that it had happened. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Okay, I don't think you need to say any more on that one. Okay, yeah, he smelled different. That's number one. What was the second one? Change of passcode, which is always a

massive giveaway. Like, why can't you change your passcode? We've had so many texts on that one change of passcode which is always a massive giveaway we've had so many texts on that about the password can i ask sasha how long had he had the previous passcode for um it probably would have been about two months oh okay for me i'm not like a smoker i gave the trust so i'm just like i have my reasons to go through. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And what was the third one? And the third one was, we weren't living together and one night, like one time there was just, he was constantly over every night and that was all good

and then all of a sudden there'd be the odd night here and there where he had decided to go stay away but claimed he was staying at his parents' house. Right. And that wasn't it. But the thing that was the giveaway there is Facebook has location. Oh, no.

So he really couldn't talk his way out of that one. You women are super sleuths. There's some impressive detective work going on. Yeah, trust me. We'll get you. We'll get you. We'll get you. Someone on the text machine said the hygiene level went to the next level and very protective of his phone.

Yeah, that's a clear sign. Yeah. Any major change in behaviour means that they might not be cheating but something's up, right? Something's going on. Someone else said I caught him talking about another woman in his sleep. Oh, that'll give you a lot. Wouldn't that annoy you?

You're like, this is how I got caught. You'd want to record. Yeah, I know. But as the partner toes, you'd want to record it. Who is she? Who's Veronica? She's my dream girlfriend, babe. Honestly.

Finally, this person wants to remain anonymous. Thank you for calling us. What was the giveaway? Red flag that you knew your partner was cheating anonymous. They started doing washing, making the bed, doing housework, just general stuff. And why was that a giveaway then? Because he did nothing. So do you think there was a guilty conscience?

100%. I found out after having his son and being stuck in hospital that he was with her now and they stayed together for four years. So then my son had to be a part of her life as well. That's rough. Anonymous, do you think he was doing all that housework because he was inviting her over

there? She was going there when I was at work. That's why! Doing drop-offs and pick-ups with my other son. Oh, that's rough. I feel awful for anyone who's had it brought into their own house. Thank you for sharing that with us, Anonymous. And sorry you had to go through it. Yeah, we're so sorry.

Thanks for sharing your... You're better off. Oh, that's him. He did the housework because he had her over. Do I feel better that we know all that stuff? I'm not actually sure. Yeah, I just feel worried. Yeah. Like I said before, don't be worried. No, it's not me. It's not me. Because Yeah, I just feel worried. Yeah.

Like I said before, don't be worried. No, it's not me. It's not me. Because it's not happening to you, and no one listening is happening to them. Brie and Clint. Brie's frantically trying to get into the studio in time for birthday banger.

Made it. And the crutches are falling over. She's in a cast at the moment. Yeah. She had a broken leg, but you made it. Well done. Crushed it. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. She had a broken leg, but you made it. Well done. Crushed it.

All right, this is where we take your guys' birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one song when you were 16. Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Jessie. Jessie. Oh, we lost Jessie. Jessie's gone.

We'll come back. We'll come back. We'll see if we can get her back, but if we can't, we can do her one anyway. Let's go to Samantha. Samantha, hi. Hi, Sam. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you?

I'm great, thanks. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 2nd of the 9th, 1992. All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 2nd of September. And in 2008, this had a number one hit. Tune.

There's Pink's breakup song with Carey Hart. Yeah, it is, yeah. Yeah, they got back together. It's all good. You know how they got back together? Did you guys know this, Sam? Did you know that they did the film clip for that song? He's in it.

And she asked him to be in it, and that's how they reconnected. Oh, there you go. Nothing like making up over your breakup song. I know. Do you like your birthday banger, Sam? Yeah, it's pretty good. I'll rock up to that one. Yeah, okay, good.

It's not bad, not bad. Let's do one for Erin. Hey, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi, how are you going? Good, how are you, mate? Good, thank you. bad, not bad. Let's do one for Erin. Hey, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi, how you going? Good, how are you, mate? Good, thank you. That's very good. What's your birthday? 1st of October

1986. Alright, you were 16 in 2002 on the 1st of October. And Erin, this is your birthday banger. Awesome birthday banger. Gotta love Avril. Gotta love Avril. Gotta love early Avril too.

Yeah. She was so different, you know? She was so good. Yeah. You like it, yeah, Erin? It's a good vote from you? Yeah, definitely. Okay, cool.

We'll chuck that in there. I love it. Guys, were we able to get our first person back? No? Okay, well, we can run it for them anyway. I've got Jessie's details. So their birthday was 28th of April, 1980. So they were 16 in 1996 on the 28th of April.

And this is Jessie's birthday bag. Yeah. Churn. Tupac in California Love. I love that. Yeah. Oh. Makes it hard now. Yeah, well, I was happy to go with Avril just before,

but now I think I have to vote for Tupac. I think me too. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. If we agree, then that's sweet as. I really like that song. Jessie, if you're listening somewhere with a phone that's just run out of battery, this is for you.

You've won birthday bear. Congratulations. Bree and Clint, hit him. No sign of party California No sign of party In the city I'm feeling In the city I'm gonna rule once In the city City of content

We keep it rockin' We keep it rockin' City of content. We in that sunshine state where the bomb ass hip beat. The state where you never find a dance floor empty. And pimp speed on a mission for them greens. Leave me money making machines, serving fiends. I've been in the game for 10 years making rap tunes. Ever since Honey's was wearing Sassoon. Now it's 95 and they clock me and watch me diamond shining. Looking like I'm Rob Liberace. It's all good from Diego to the Bay.

Your city is the bomb if your city making pain. Throw up a finger if you feel the same way. Straight putting it down for California. California. California. I'm outside partying. California. I'm outside partying.

That's right. I'm outside partying. I'm outside partying. I'm outside partying. That's right. Yeah, I'm gonna make you shake, come on Shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, come on Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, come on Out on a bell, fresh out of jail, California dreamin'

Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearing hoochies screaming Feigning for money and alcohol for life Of a west side player with Cali-Style and a strong ball Only in Cali will we riot, not rally to live and die In L.A. we wear chucks, not valleys Dressed in loafs and catty suits and rides, it's what we do Flossing but have caution, we collide with other troops Famous because we throw brands

Worldwide, let them recognize from Long Beach to Rose Grants Bumping and grunging like a slow jam We'll be right back. back down. Cali is where they put their back down. California, California knows how to party. California, California knows how to party. Come on, baby, in the city. South Central. In the city. You're gonna

want to go. In the city. In the city of content. We keep it rocking. That's right. Zed and Brie and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger Tupac and Dr. Dre California Love For Jessie For Jessie, yeah

Great winner Brie and Clint How many do you think Victoria Spice Victoria Spice? Victoria Spice Victoria Spice, Victoria Spice? Victoria Spice. Victoria Spice and everyone nice. How much money do you think Posh Spice made from the Spice Girls reunion concerts last year? She didn't perform?

Don't guess, it might ruin it. Yeah, it might ruin it. I'm thinking she got a pretty good lump sum though. She has to because she is one of the five Spice Girls. And there's a company that they own. It's called Spice Girls Limited. And there's only five members of the company. Yep.

Sporty, Posh, Baby. Come on. Scary. And who's the other one? You're joking me. I'm not helping you. Sporty, Scary, Baby, Posh. Come on

Oh Ginger No tell me what you're talking about Ginger If you didn't get that then It was going to be hell to pay I just got lost Anyway they're the only five members

So they have to split the profits evenly Because they're the owners of the company Yeah So Posh Spice Got the same amount of the payout From them The documents have been filed

And it says that last year Spice got the same amount of the payout from them. The documents have been filed, and it says that last year, Spice Girls Limited made $8.9 million. So therefore, Victoria gets an even one-fifth, and she made $1.9 million for not touring with the Spice Girls. Wait, so she got the exact same as everyone else? Yeah. Oh, that's not very fair. From the profits of the tour.

Now, I believe that the other girls got a performance fee. So you get a certain amount for going on stage each night. I hope so. I hope they did. But then the profit that's left over at the end of it, they're the only five owners of the company. And if she hadn't given her permission to the tour, the tour couldn't have gone ahead.

That's the other interesting thing about it. Also, I'm just really crunching the numbers here. I feel like Victoria's accountant. Yeah, you crunch those numbers. She said she didn't want to tour with the Spice Girls because she wanted to focus on her fashion label. Yeah. The tour paid her $1.9 million.

Her fashion label only made $1.3 million last year. Really? So it actually made more? She got more money for not performing with the Spice Girls than she did for actually working in her fashion label. Yeah.

I think that's a sign. And the girls are talking about going on tour again next year. World tour. She still doesn't want to be in it. So she is probably

going to get paid again. Oh, come on, Posh. Get involved. Get involved, Posh. Get in behind Posh. Come on, Beckham. Convince her. Yeah.

What are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing up there? Twist Posh. Come on, Beckham. Convince her. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing up there? Twist her arm. Bend it like Beckham. Bree and Clint. That's your daily Spice Girls news on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Family meeting time, everybody. Someone's been lying. No. Someone in the team. No. Someone in the team. No. Someone in the team has been lying and we just did a whole phone topic on cheaters and liars. Does it count when it's for? And it turns out there's a liar in our midst. I want to know does it count

when it's for a prank? Tell everybody what you did. So for about two weeks you you, Clint, have been trying to get me to do a bronco because Bowdoin Barrett did it the fastest time in New Zealand history or something and he's obviously an all

black and you were like, let's do it. The reason why you wanted to do it is because you know I'm horrible at running and you wanted to show off your running skills. No, that's not what I wanted to do it for. I wanted us to do something together. Oh, don't! I had a fun bonding exercise for us to do together. I called BS. Well, you're welcome to call BS because you're the one that's full of BS.

All right? Anyway. Finish the story. Anyway, I was putting it off all last week, coming up with every excuse under the sun, and you kept pushing it back, making different times, and I thought, shit, I need to pull out the big guns here. So I decided I was going to go to a doctor's surgery

and get a fake leg cast. On Tuesday, I got a message saying, hey guys, it might be late. I've had a whoopsie. And Bree shows up in a full cast on crutches. And I knew, I knew something was off. Oh, did you? Yeah, I knew something was off.

Oh, did you though? And I said it to you, it's too convenient that you should break your leg the day before our big running test. But this is the problem. This is the problem. What can I do except be suspicious? I can't argue my point with someone who's in a cast. It's like going up to someone in a wheelchair and going, stand up.

I bet you can stand up. You can't do it. You have to just take them at face value. Look, I feel horrible that I've had to bring everyone into this, but can you at least applaud the commitment? I have been in a real broken leg cast for four days. I've slept in this thing. I've showered in this thing. I've been on crutches.

My hands are bruised. Commitment, come on. You have to praise me for the commitment. The running been on crutches. My hands are bruised. Commitment. Come on. You have to praise me for the commitment. The running test took seven minutes. Yeah, in hindsight that seems easier now. Do I applaud the commitment? Yes. Yes. Thank you, mate.

Bree and Clint. Dua Lipa on ZM. Break my leg. If you just missed it, and maybe you're personally invested in this show and you've been concerned for Brie and her broken leg. I'm so sorry. I really am, but I really didn't want to run.

Over the last few days. You might have missed it. Brie doesn't have a broken leg. She put on a fake cast so she'd get out of our Bronco test. That is commitment, I think. And I'm finding out that I might be the only one who wasn't in on it. Was everyone listening in on it? Did they know? I wish they did, but there wasn't a way of

letting them know without you finding out. Cam Mantle from ZM Chart was just heading out to the office and as he walked past, I said, Cam, did you know Bree's got a fake cast? And he goes, oh yeah, I knew on the weekend. So you knew as well? Yeah. When did I tell you? Bree's got a fake cast? And he goes, oh, yeah, I knew on the weekend. So you knew as well? Yeah.

When did I tell you? Have we had a few bourbons? Maybe just a couple. You're like, I'm doing this really cool thing and I'm getting this cast. I really need to send a group all email right now to all the girls in the office. They were so lovely to me and a part of me was like,

ooh, this is quite nice actually. Having all the sympathy. Yeah. Well, you could put the cast back on and just hope that they're not listening this afternoon. Did anyone give you gifts? No. Because I would not have received. You would have.

Yes, you would have. No, I would not. I could have not. There's been a lot of sympathy stuff happening. I've been getting Bree's water and I've been holding doors and stuff like that for you. You know, last night I got an Uber home because I had to, you know, fully commit because I told you I couldn't drive. And anyway, the Uber driver was like opening the door for me

and he carried my bags inside and stuff. And I was like, it's not like I can't just start walking in front of him because like he'd be like, what the hell's going on? Yeah, you think you're a psychopath. Yeah. Do you think you're going to get bad karma for this absolutely mate i love a hack so do you i know that you do and i saw this one and i felt like it was right up our alley all right hack me up baby um i saw this on the instagram which usually has some really horrible stuff on there but i've told you about it before, called passenger shaming.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's about. That's the one where they posted the person who was doing the touchscreen on the plane with their toes. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, right. And just weird stuff people encounter passengers doing on planes. Yeah, okay.

But I feel like this one might be genius. All right. And it's a pizza hack that this passenger on a plane has used, and I believe it was back in 2016, but it's resurfaced and people are losing their mind about it. Okay. So essentially, if we can put the photo up there, I mean, people listening can't see it. But essentially, a guy on a plane has grabbed a piece of pizza. It's obviously cold.

And he's holding it up to his overhead light to heat it. And people are really, they're split on this that's that's the bit where people put their fingers to push the call button and they use it to adjust the fan oh it's a reading light it's a it's a reading light on the plane yeah that's what it is mate something've got here tonight. I've got a piece of pizza. Yeah. And one thing we do have here in the studio is we've got lights. It's not going to work. And I thought we could test this out. It's not going to work.

I'm going to tell you right now it's not going to work. I'm just going to get producer Ben. We've got a very strong LED light that turns on when the mics go on. So I want you to be the test bunny. So we're going to hold up this pizza pizza. I'm going to say, how long in the microwave would you say that heats up? Closer, Ben. Yeah, closer.

How cold is it? Right. It's pretty cold. Stone cold. Okay, so now he's holding the pizza up to the LED light. Do you know LED light? No, don't worry. Oh, no, wait.

LED lights don't do anything, do they? Is that LED? That's an LED, yeah. Oh, well, we're screwed then, aren't we? LED lights don't worry. Oh, no, wait. LED lights don't do anything, do they? Is that LED? That's an LED, yeah. Oh, well, we're screwed then, aren't we? LED lights don't get hot. Yeah, it's stone cold. So, no, but actually, no, I'm into this now. Ben, you're going to have to hold it there for a bit longer because it takes longer for LED lights.

True, yeah. So if you can just stay up there. It takes a good couple of minutes, Ben, so just stay there. Yeah, in the microwave it takes a couple of minutes. So the lights probably take 15, 20 minutes. Let's go to a song and we'll come back and hopefully by then I reckon it'll be ready. You just keep standing there, mate. Hold that pizza above your head nice and high.

Don't move, Ben, because it needs to be right up against that light. No, what are you doing? What are you doing? Put it back up. Get the pizza back up. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up.

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