ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 6th 2019

Episode Date: June 6, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We don't really have anything to talk about, do we? No, but it should be a warning on today's podcast. Brie licks a part of my body. And I'm going to say it was non-consensual. No. I'm going to say it was a non-consensual lick. No, that's not true.

It is. You said, and you will hear it in the podcast. Yeah. Okay, get it over with. No, but you pressured me. You put pressure on me. Oh, come on Actually, this is the second time I've licked a body part of yours

Isn't it? It's becoming a trend Notice how the feeling is never reciprocated I'm never like, hey Bree, can I have a lick of you? You liked the first time around Did I? I think you're remembering history a bit weirdly No, I think you liked it

So the first time I licked a body part of yours I sucked on your finger. Yeah. Because you'd never had that experience. You've got to get finger out faster in that sentence. When you say that, you've got to get your finger faster. In fact, start with finger. Looking back on that, what were we thinking?

What were you thinking? Well, yeah, true. It was just me. What was the baby one too? You tried to suck snot out of my nose once. Remember we talked about how if you got a baby with a blocked nose that's right you're you're obsessed with me i think you're obsessed with me i'm just obsessed with what with what i was gonna say we suck on that note um you've got

the disclaimer listen at your own risk it's about halfway through the podcast if you really want to just hear what gets licked. Hi everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hi guys. Can I just start off by saying it's Thursday, in case you hadn't realised, how good is a four day week? How good is a four day week? How good is a four day week? Make the decision every week should be a four day week. This is the thing

you say that and it sounds a bit silly but if you only show up for four days a week like if we all do it they can't fire all of us. Seriously power and numbers people

if we all start showing up for only four days a week like we'll just we'll figure out what the day is. None of us show up for Monday. You know who I admire? Yeah. People who use all of their sick leave every year.

Oh, yeah, because you can't cash that stuff out at the end. No. No. Some of it does mount up. Do you know those people? Who use it? I'm thinking of one person in my life I know uses all of their sick leave. Look, I think I know the same person,

and that's a bit different because they are sick, but it's self-inflicted. I'm a big fan of people who take a mental health day. No, I agree. If you go, you know what? I'm not up to going into work today. I'm just going to stay home. Good on you. But what if you're taking a mental health day

after every time you go out for a night out? No, that's different. Like I said, that's self-inflicted. That's not the same. If you do the crime, no. If you do the crime, you do the time. Yeah, yeah. That's the saying.

Yeah. And there's my other favourite saying. If you, we in public, you should probably get checked. You're going to jail. I'm also a big fan of people who are sick and don't come in. No one likes that martyr in the office who's clearly got green snot coming out of their body. They're like, I have to come in.

I've got so much work on. No, you don't. We're all busy. Stay home. I don't want to catch what you've got. Who were you thinking of when you just said that story? No one in this team. No.

Are you sure? No one in this team. Are you sure? No one in this team. Are you sure? No one in this team. You can't win though because if you do people are like, oh go home. And then if you don't come in everyone's like, are they really sick? Exactly. Speaking of

sick or crazy, we're going to try and catch up with Jason PJ this afternoon. They are currently attempting 56 hours on air. You will have heard their other marathons here on ZM. This one's longer. How are they going? They've got about a day left to go.

Last time I checked in, PJ looked like a raccoon. You know when you've got those such big bags under your eyes you look like. Mate, you're not meant to say that. Well, she can't hear me. I'm busy doing their own show. Can we grab a replay of this for when we get them on, please, guys? She's like a panda. She's like a Chinese panda.

Not too late, mate. You said raccoon. Is raccoon worse than panda? A hundred percent. Why? Oh, it's just as bad. Because raccoon's feral and pandas are cute. Because when I think of a raccoon That's animal discrimination. I think of rabies. When I think of a panda, I'm like,

oh, cute. Oh, good. Means good luck. When you think raccoon, you're like, get it out of my house. Nah, that's fine. Raccoon. Let's stick think raccoon, you're like, get it out of my house. No, that's fine. Raccoon. Let's stick with raccoon. We're going to try and talk to them today. We're going to talk to Jace and the raccoon, hopefully, before four o'clock. Next, though, calling all people who have had babies.

I'm having one. I've got no idea what's going on, and we need to talk about it next. Bree and Clint. Here's Drax Project. Right now I'm feeling kind of hazy. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. If you. Right now I'm feeling kind of hazy. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. If you didn't know, I'm having a baby.

I hate that audio clip. It keeps you on edge. It's not a baby. It lets you know the baby is coming. That is a devil baby. You can hear the baby sneaking up behind you in that one too. Like it's about to get you. I'm coming.

That is not a baby. And I'm going to get you. And I'm real excited it's about to get you. I'm coming and I'm gonna get you. And I'm real excited. I am really excited but I'm also high key terrified. As you should be. My wife Lucy is currently just under, well she's about eight months pregnant. Baby's due in mid July. Spoiler alert

I'm gonna disappear in July for a little bit from the show. And nothing's wrong. I've just had one of these. To deal with all the vomit and the poo and the... And the cries. Like I said, really excited. Really, genuinely really excited.

But I don't know what to expect. And that's why this weekend we're doing that thing that you have to do when you have a baby. They're called antenatal classes. What's prenatal classes? I don't know. Because I swear that was a thing too. Yeah, it're called antenatal classes. What's prenatal classes? I don't know. Because I swear that was a thing too. Yeah, it is a thing.

Yeah. I would have thought prenatal came before the baby. That's what I would have thought. And then I would have thought antenatal was like a class where you don't get. When you don't want to have a baby. Yeah, when you don't want to get pregnant. How do you not get pregnant? Welcome to antenatal class.

Everybody take some condoms. It's such a weird class to go to. How do you know? No, like I've seen it in movies and stuff. I'm just trying to put myself in the situation of a woman. Like I'm trying to put myself in a position where I go to a class and I'm sitting there with other women who are big and pregnant. Don't say that.

But they are. Don't say the big word. Trust me, I've made that mistake already. Don't say the B word. Who are bigger than normal. No, they're pregnant and beautiful. That's the only B word you need to use. Big beautiful ladies. No, just beautiful.

Beautiful. Bootylicious pregnant ladies. Yeah, so you're there and there's a guy sitting behind you going, just breathe. And you're like, leave me alone. You're not doing this. I feel like I wouldn't want my partner there. I'd be like, just let me do it. I can do it. We've been told to show up with a

teddy bear wearing a nappy. That's what we need to bring to the antenatal class. It's getting weirder. Because they teach you how to change a nappy. So you've got to have something to test it on. Oh, so they actually do that at the class. I just thought it was what you do in the birth. That's what I thought the classes were. I hope it's some of that too. Because I, again,

don't know what to expect. Oh, mate, it will be. And they'll teach you how to push and stuff. I talked to my best friend who has had a kid. He had a kid a few years ago and I said, oh, look, we're doing this. And he goes, oh, watch out, mate. You're not ready. Honestly, you need to watch out at that class. I was like, why?

What's the big deal? It's not me who has to go through the labour. I'm just there as a support person. And he goes, I fainted at antenatal class. Do they show videos maybe? They might. That's not why he fainted. He fainted for the most pathetic reason.

He saw another guy in the antenatal class who had fainted because he'd seen a needle. So they brought out a needle. Why'd they bring out a needle? I think maybe they show you the epidural or something like that. Oh, yeah. No, I wouldn't like that But the guy who doesn't have to have it done to him fainted

And then my mate saw that guy faint and fainted because the other guy fainted And all the women in this antenatal class he said just went Who are these pathetic men that we've brought as our support people? We should bring each other We're the ones that are going to poo ourselves, not you. That's the thing. That's the thing. One of my friends who works at the hospital said that the nurses are so quick at cleaning up stuff like that.

Quick wipe and scoop and wipe. Yeah, because. Yeah, and they're the real MVPs. They are. Them and the doctors and the midwives, absolutely. And the women having the babies. Not the dudes who are fainting at antenatal class. Yeah, you don't want that guy in the delivery room.

That's why we've got a question for you this afternoon. And this can be for me. This can be like a warning for me. Think of this as education. You're helping me out this afternoon. How did he handle the birth? So you're the one giving birth. How did the dude handle it?

What did he do? Did he have an epic fail? We just want to know about it. What did he do? Did he have an epic fail? We just want to know about it. Did he poo himself? Yeah. With these, I'll know what not to do. 0800DALZM. You can text 9696.

We want to know this afternoon, how did he handle the birth? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Got a baby on the way. Hey, that's not my baby noise. That's a way better one. That's not the... Now we've changed it.

What the hell is this? That's not my... There you go. That's not a baby. That's someone with constipation. July 15 is D-Day, and this weekend we're going to antenatal classes, the classes that they give you to make sure you know what you're doing.

I hope it's like how to change the nappy, how to do the car seat, and how to be good during the birth as a man. I don't know if they can teach you. I reckon you're possibly born with it. You know what I mean? In a situation like that, it's pure instinct. My best mate said he fainted during antenatal class, which is not appropriate.

You need to be the rock, I feel. So to avoid that, we've asked you the question this afternoon. How did he handle the birth? What did he do while you were busy giving birth? First of all, Cassandra. Hey, Cassandra. Hi, Cass. Hiya.

What happened? What did he do during your birth? He stood between the nurses instead. He stood between the nurses instead. He stood between the nurses? Yeah. While I was crowning and pushing, he was down watching her push out. Oh. And where would you have preferred him to be?

By my hand. Right. Maybe he was... Because he just zoned out and stared at it. Oh, okay. Did you just call it it? Okay. He just zoned out and steered at it. Oh, okay. Did you just call it it? Oh, Cassandra, you poor thing. She just wanted the support.

Good advice. Stay up the top. Hi, Monique. Hi there. Mon, what happened? What did he do during the birth? My husband sat downstairs while I was upstairs and watched his favourite comedian on TV.

You're joking. He didn't even go into the room with you? Not, I mean, obviously for the main moment, yes. But predominantly during the birth, he was upstairs. It was a home birth in the Netherlands. It was a home birth. He was just downstairs in the lounge just chilling. He was in the lounge chilling with my mother

watching his favourite Dutch comedian on TV. Trying to think happy thoughts, Monique. And to be honest, maybe he was better placed down there. Let's go, Jacina. Hey, Jacina. Hi. Help me out with this. I'm trying to be as prepared as possible

and be the best support person I possibly can. So what did he do while you were giving birth that I should avoid? Okay, my husband was actually amazing. Like legitimately wouldn't have been able to do it without him. But he was breathing with me through contractions. And I don't know if I wasn't allowed to eat, but I had just decided that I wasn't going to.

And he did. He was eating bacon and cheese shapes. But he was breathing in my face, and it was throwing me off big time. And, Justina, did he, after eating those shapes, did he give birth at the same time to someone? No, I just said to him, don't breathe in my face. I'm just making a note, Justina. They do stink, those shapes, don't they?

No bacon and cheese shapes. Is there a flavor that is appropriate to take into the birthing suite? Pizza's bit. The bacon and cheese really stink. No, I think it's just unfair. I don't know if I could actually eat. I just decided I wasn't. But it was just unfair.

They could eat and I couldn't. You're mid-pushing. Your mouth is open. You're like, and he sticks a shape in there. So, Justina, what you're saying is Clint shouldn't order Uber Eats during the birth. No, but after, order whatever she wants. I wanted sushi.

Yeah. I didn't get it, but I got Lone Star instead. So I was doing pretty good. Yeah. All right. Nothing like a lasso a hog after you've just pushed out a human being. Last one, and this one is from a man. Jason, good afternoon.

G'day. Now, you've done a verbal misstep during the antenatal class, what I'm attending this weekend. Yeah, well, what you don't kind of say is you're sitting in a room full of 12 pregnant women and say it hurts more to break your little finger than it does to give birth. Jase.

What are you doing? Well, it did hurt. I mean, it was unset for three days. I mean, that's really, you don't give birth for three days, do you? Jase, some people do. Mate, do you walk into a lion's den and throw meat

around? Is that what you're doing? Yeah, I did kind of cave at the end when she gave birth because it looked a little bit painful. Oh, Jase! No, no, this is 2019. Your feelings are valid. Jase! Jase, how's your finger?

Are you okay? Are you okay? Oh, no. I had to strap it up. Just breathe, Jase. Just breathe. Jase. Jase.

I feel like all the women will agree with me right now. Are you all right? ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dino, welcome to the show.

How you doing? Hi, guys. Hello, everyone. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Dean, he's all over the media at the moment. It's Aussie heartthrob Chris Hemsworth. What's happening with him? This is so hilarious.

Half of Byron Bay are hating him. The other half of Byron Bay are loving him. Now, if you've ever been to Australia, you may have heard of Byron Bay, a small coastal town in Australia. Chris Hemsworth is being blamed and also, I guess, acclaimed for raising the prices of real estate in Byron Bay.

It is now officially the most expensive place to live in all of Australia. Okay. Reason is he moved there with Liam. You know, he's just about to finish a $20 million house. Everyone was intrigued about this place. Matt Damon goes there. All these celebrities are now going there. It's become a tourist hotspot.

And now because of the attraction and interest, everything has gone through the roof, and now it's the most expensive place to live in the entire country of Australia. Chris Hemsworth. I'd move there. Dean, I mean, I've been going to Byron for a long, long time. I went there before it was super trendy. And can I say, I think, I don't know if it's Chris Hemsworth's doing

or maybe he's just added to it, but it's just a cool place. That's where they have Splendour in the grass, isn't it? It's just outside of Byron Bay. Yeah, it's close to there. It's a cool spot. It is a good spot. And I saw Chris Hemsworth's wife at the local countdown there once, tried to take a photo, and then security came out of nowhere

and goes, can you delete that? The hammer of Thor just came in from nowhere. No joke, Dan. Snatched Bree's phone out of her hand. Wow. She's the chick that's in one of the Fast and the Furious movies.

Is she? Yeah. Tokyo Draft? Nah. It's my favourite one. One of the good ones. Hey, was it as good a photo as we got with Seth,

what's his name? Who did we get that awesome photo with at the hotel in LA? If you're bringing up the Jonah Hill story, Dean, it is too soon. Too soon. It will always be too the Jonah Hill story, Dean, it is too soon. Too soon. It will always be too soon for that story, okay?

Finally, people still like Logan Paul, but except his neighbours don't. Yeah, okay, look, I know, look, a lot of people are huge fans of Money's that are obsessed with this guy. Still one of the biggest social media stars in the world. He bought a $7.5 million house

in a little place called Encino. It's where Michael Jackson's house was. It's kind of not that far from Beverly Hills. It's fabulous. Fans are so crazy, they're now sleeping on the streets out the front of his house. It is, it's a first world problem,

but it's a problem. All the neighbors are livid about this. All the rich neighbors are so upset. They can't kick him out because he does own the house. And how do you kick someone out because people are sleeping on the street outside the house? There's no kind of law against that,

I don't think, per se. So yeah, he's just causing drama. He's still around. Still making millions of dollars. He is cash. Do you get it? No, I don't get it at all. I don't get it. I would have thought it ended when he did the suicide forest video. But now people keep going.

He's such a dude, bro. I cannot stand Logan Paul. And his brother. What's his name? Jake Paul. Ellie's a big fan of Jake Paul. She's an everyday bro. Ellie knows all the lyrics to all their songs.

That's Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood. Spies brought to you by our mates at Samsung. The Samsung Galaxy S10 next generation Galaxy has arrived. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We are still going to talk to another Aussie legend. How is this the third day in a row that we've covered this? If you have been listening this week, you'll know that the show has a new weather girl.

We're very, very lucky. She's a get. She's a, and I mean, she's a absolute breath of fresh air as well. She's the next Hilary Barry, they're saying. Yeah, Hilary Barry, but also like... Stop talking about my mother like that. I'm just saying she adds some real je ne sais quoi to the radio show, you know? Like it sounds, when she's on, it sounds good.

It's creepy. Yeah. Oh, it's your mum. No, it's creepy when you talk about it. She now does the weather forecast for us. Not anywhere useful. She does it in Stanthorpe, Australia, on a small apple farm in country Queensland. To anyone here.

And she has a similar thing to the girl off Mean Girls, who became a weather girl, who could tell the weather based on her boobs. My mum has one particular thing. She gauges how cold the weather is off. Oh, yeah. It's not her boobs. My mum has one particular thing she gauges how cold the weather is off. Oh, yeah? It's not her boobs. That's disgusting. Well, no, I knew it wasn't that because you said one.

She could have a uniboob. She could have one, yeah. Uniboob. What is it? It's based on whether the dog's bowl has frozen over. Oh, yeah, I knew that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not getting her on the show today because she's a bit worse for wear.

She's had a big night watching the State of Origin rugby league game. I refuse to watch the State of Origin with my mum anymore. Why? She yells and screams. She literally gets possessed by someone. I don't even know who the person is when we're watching State of Origin. I'm like, where is my mother? Who are you?

It's an angry, bogan alter ego. So she's lost her voice in this clip. She submitted her weather report today via video clip. Are we going to upload this to Instagram? I hope so. There's video footage. Let's get it up. But first, let's cross to Country Queensland for a weather update.

Let's cross live now to Duane, who's on the ground at Stanthorpe. Mum, what's the weather like down there in Stanthorpe? Good morning, everyone. I'm a bit rusty. Lost the voice last night, state of origin, but what a match. It was fantastic. Check in to see if the dog bowl's frozen. Is it?

Yeah. Well and truly. Have a good day, Rana. Thought I'd send the weather forecast to you on a video. Love yous. Bye. Sometimes scary looking into my future. Yeah, but how good does she sound with a bit of a croaky voice? Qantas the airline.

Yes, this is aviation news. Well, we are the leading show for maritime and aviation based news. We are, so of course we're covering this story. I would have appreciated a little bit of warning. Well, you know, sometimes you've got to be on your toes. They're in the news at the moment because they were the airline that was talking about installing sleeping pods on their long-haul flights. So full-on, not just the ones where you get in, like, first class,

where you can lay down, but actual sleeping pods where you climb into a little pod and then you close the door. So not like a bedroom, like a stacked bunk bed type thing. Yes. Right. Exactly. Makes quite a bit of sense. Yeah, so they're scrapping that idea.

They're not doing that anymore, but they've got a new idea that they're now floating and they're trying to get over the line with Boeing to organise building gems on their long haul planes. No. No. No. No. No. In fact, hard

no. Firm no. In fact, join my petition at signthispetition.co.nz No. I don't know. No. What else't know. No. What else are you going to do on a plane? Rest and relax. There's one place left in this world where you're truly out of contact with everything else.

And then they went and put Wi-Fi in there so that you can work and people can email you and stuff like that. No. Now you're going to put pressure on us to exercise? What is this? Yeah, there would be pressure on those long haul flights to be like, oh, well, there is a gym here.

I could go and work out. Well, I'm just sitting here stuffing my face full of food. Maybe I should work out. No, it's your right. You get 12 hours, 14 hours max. I think that's the longest flight there is, maybe 16 hours, where you can truly unplug and have zero responsibility to sit on your butt and watch Family Guy.

And they want to take that away by putting gyms in planes? I just don't know if it's safe. Like I think about being on an aeroplane and how they always say you probably should just keep your seatbelt on. I mean, there is unexpected turbulence. Imagine if you're in the gym and you're lifting weights, which I'm assuming they won't have weights in there, but imagine if they did. Yeah, what if there's turbulence? You're doing a

bench press and turbulence hits. Next minute, you cop a weight to the face. I mean, it's not great. Or that gravity thing when the plane climbs really hard to get out of it and you're like, you've got the bench press at its lowest level and you're trying to push it up and the G-force is like

pushing it down even harder and you're like, and before you know what you've pooed yourself during a workout on a plane it's not great it's not good for anybody it's not good for anybody at all some people will be excited plus if you're like me and you're a sweaty guy you're gonna need a shower after the gym as well so they'd have to put showers on the plane no no i'm not keen what would you be keen for? Bunk beds, absolutely. A movie theatre. Movie theatre.

Or a bigger screen to be nice. Yeah, that'd be nice. Nothing else really. We're pretty good. Uber Eats. Well, you've got that. You just go bing bong and they bring you the thing. That's a good point.

You got me there. Have a workout before you go. Relax. Seriously, you can go 12 hours without working out. It's 12 bloody hours. You got me there Have a workout before you go Relax Seriously You can go 12 hours Without working out It's 12 bloody hours Brie and Clint

The podcast ZM You don't know What's about to happen No I don't I've got no idea And to be honest I don't really know

Which is pretty much My brain most of the time But I've had an idea Yeah Last night I went to the pub To watch the State of Origin Because I'm a league

gal. Rugby league. I love some rugby league. And oh, did those Maroons bloody get up, I tell you what. Bree drives a Holden and drinks Woodstock straight from the can. Hey, I'm proud of it. Bloody good game last night. The Maroons got up by four. Oh, yeah. Anyway, not the point of this. No, no, give us some more in-depth review. Nah, not the point of this chat. I mean, the Maroons, if you want some more State of Origin chat, the thing about the Maroons. No, no, we're good. We're good. Okay, good.

We're good. There was a conversation that happened last night amongst us older, what, mid-range age adults? Old millennials, we call them. Old millennials. Yeah. We're sitting there and we're discussing, I can't even remember how the conversation came up,

but we started talking about the round off. What's a round off? You know, the round off. It's not a cartwheel. It's a bit more impressive than a cartwheel. It's kind of like a cartwheel, but where you throw both legs. It's like a half forward flip. So you start on your hands?

So you go to your hands? Yes. And then do you push off your hands? So instead of going one, two Like a cartwheel Sideways, sideways Sideways You go both hands at the same time

Still sideways Still sideways And you throw both legs over yourself Okay, yeah It's a half forward flip It's a cheerleader move Front flip It's a full gymnastic cheerleader move

You're exactly right And that's why I've got this. Yes, guys. Yes. It's a cheerleading move. The good old-fashioned round-off. We could all do it when we were younger. Could we?

I couldn't. Most of us. I've never even been able to do a handstand. I thought over the next two days, us here on the Brian Clint Show could relive our youth and we could have a round-off competition. Oh, this is a bad idea. I think we should put some wages on it.

Right. See, this sounds like it's coming from someone who knows how to do a round-off. You sound like a round-off shark. Can I just say, as a kid, yes, I will admit I could do a pretty good round-off. The last time I attempted a round-off, I was an adult, and I did tear my hamstrings very badly. See, this is why this is a bad idea. This is a terrible idea.

But I didn't stretch. Oh, okay. I didn't stretch. So what I am proposing is that over the next 24 hours, you practice and we will have a round of competition to relive our youth and we will bring the results here on the show tomorrow at this time. Shocking idea.

We will put it on social media so that everyone will see and there will be a vote. There will be a judging panel, which will be you guys listening. If anyone out there knows how to do a round-off, can you please send some tips? YouTube it. Any advice you've got whatsoever. Or predictions.

Predictions. Who do you think has the best round-off in them? Is it Producer Ben? He's pretty athletic. You got a round-off in you, Ben? Of course I do. What about producer Ellie? Are you confident?

I have never done a round off in my life and I've never tried because I know I will suck at it. What about a cartwheel? Can't even do that. Well she's...

Can you do a handstand? Not really. I literally will lose this again and I'm not doing a bloody beat test. Right, so the loser will be doing a beat test. The loser of the adult round off loser will be doing a beep test. The loser of the adult round-off competition will be doing the beep test.

I can tell you right now it'll be me. Look how much Ellie's hating it. You sound angry. I'm angry. Clint, I don't want to do this. No, Clint will get injured. He'll get injured. Clint's going to get injured.

He's going to have a baby on the way. Hey, hey, hey. Excuse me. That's for me to say, not you. He's very old. Yeah, yeah, same. No, okay, then I'm in. That's for me to say, not you. He is very old. Yeah, he is, eh? No, okay, then I'm in. Should we get him?

No, I'm in. I'm in. Screw Ben. Touch your toes. See if you can touch your toes. Should we get a physio just in case Cleo hurts himself? Yeah, good idea. Okay.

All right. Tomorrow, the adult round-off competition. Who will be the best? Who will go down in a blaze of glory? Let's make it interesting. Let's do it over a fire pit or something Sounds good to me I'm keen

Like we said, all your advice We need it now, 9696 ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast Welcome to the studio Producer Ben Hey guys Hello ma We've just got back from a week in LA

And on the last day We had a bit of a girls day and a boys day The girls went off and did one thing and me and Ben went off and did our own thing. We actually went off and did the same thing. We all went to the shops. The same shops as well. Yeah, I know. We literally hit the same shops. We're like, where are you?

Same place. Bree, I noticed that Ben is not wearing one of his key purchases that he purchased while he was in LA. Oh, I've just taken off the hat now. He has been wearing the hat but he has taken it off today. Is everything all right? You did really like the hat. I love the hat.

You guys know I love the hat. I wore it the last day of LA, all of yesterday, all of the day before that. It's your new favourite hat. It's my favourite hat. It looks like it's a light blue jean colour hat cap. Denim. Denim. It's a denim cap. It's cool. It's from a blue jean colour hat cap. Denim. Denim.

It's a denim cap. It's cool. It's from a shop called Urban Outfitters. I was there when Ben bought it and I said to him, it's a cool hat, man. You should get that hat. And he did and he loved it. There's someone in your life, Producer Ben,

who is not a fan of your new hat purchase. I come home on, what is it, Sunday morning. I was tired of walking. I was wearing my hat, obviously. Obviously, great hat. It's a great hat. My partner, Steph, is like, what's that hat? Sugar Mama Steph.

And I said, it's my new hat I bought in LA. She's like, yeah, but you don't like that hat though, do you? I was like, I love this hat. She's like, you can hang that up. She doesn't like the hat, not one bit. And she pulled rank straight away. Straight away. As soon as she saw it, she's like, what's up with the hat?

Is it fair to say, Producer Ben, that your girlfriend, Steph, is not letting you wear your new hat? I'm not sure because I now don't wear it at home because I wear it to work, obviously. And as soon as I get home, boom, it's in the back. You're hiding the hat from her. What I'm hearing from you is you feel judged. You feel attacked.

As soon as I walk in at home, hat goes off. Hat's off. What I'm hearing is she's the boss. And that's okay. And she is your sugar mama. Yeah, you do live in her house. That's totally fine. And you pay her rent.

But how do you feel about that, Bree? How do you feel about someone in your, say it was you. Say you bought a new hat, one of your many train driver hats, for example. You need another one. I do need another one. And let's imagine a new hat, one of your mini train driver hats, for example. You need another one. I do need another one. And let's imagine a parallel universe where you have a partner. Watch yourself. Your partner.

Watch yourself. That doesn't exist. Says to you, oh, what is that hat? No, no, you're not wearing that hat. How would you react? I'd say, piss off. Oh, where would I want to wear it? Would you?

Yes. Would you? Yes. Okay. They shouldn't have a say in what I want to wear. Would you? Yes. Would you? Yes. They shouldn't have a say in what hat I'm wearing. It's none of their business. It's not affecting them. Let me play devil's advocate just for a second. What would you do? Your wife Lucy. You want to get a haircut. You want to

shave your hair. You really want it. It's something you want to do. Don't use a real life scenario that I told you about at lunchtime today. And you float the idea and you say, Lucy, I think I'm going to get my head shaved. And she goes, don't you dare. And I would say, I won't, babe.

I love you and I'm sorry. There he is. But why should they have a say in what you're wearing? Let me just play devil's advocate just for a second. They are the one that has to look at you. Keep in mind, I don't have a partner. Yeah, it's an interesting question. Do they have the right to say something about your appearance?

Does your partner have the right to say, and we're not talking physical appearance, like we're not talking about weight or anything like that because that's a whole other kettle of fish. We're talking what jeans you're wearing. Superficial things. Yeah, what you might really like. What sort of car you're looking at buying.

Stuff like that. That's an interesting one. All those personal choices. Does your partner have the right to decide? Oh, 800 dial ZM. Let's use Ben as the example, not me. Yeah, or Clint, whatever you want. No, we're using Ben's hat as the example.

Does Ben's partner, Steph, sugar mama, who has a lot of control over his life, have any say in whether he should wear his new hat? Or you can text us at 9696. Also, if you want the hat, just text as well. We were in LA last week

And on the last day we were there We all decided to hit the shops We all bought what we wanted to buy What we liked And producer Ben in particular Loved this hat that he bought I love this blue hat so much Ever since I've worn it

Also I don't buy a lot of things No you don't You're a very simple guy How many shops were you into? Bought two things I think And It's the only thing I've worn. Also, I don't buy a lot of things. No. No, you don't. You're a very simple guy. How many shops were you in to? Bought two things, I think, Max. And here's the other important bit. It's a very normal hat. It's not that outrageous.

It's a jean hat. His girlfriend hates it and has banned him from wearing it. But you need to know, it's just a normal cap. There's nothing abnormal about it. Yeah, and there's nothing obnoxious about it. There's no vulgar words on it.

Maybe it reminds her of an ex. Maybe her last boyfriend had a very similar hat. Yeah, maybe. But it's brought up the conversation. Does the partner have a right to tell you what you can wear? Let's go to the people. Renee's here first. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. What do you think, Renee?

I think that she does, she gets to give her opinion on it But I think she actually has a say in it Like when you get into a relationship Usually you make all the decisions of what you're going to wear What you're going to buy And then when you get into a relationship It's about compromise and you share that decision making

And it's about the takeaway night or what movie you go see I don't think what you wear Should be the decision And roles reversed If his girlfriend bought a top and he was like Oh I don't like that All wear should be the decision. And roles reversed. His girlfriend bought a top and he was like, oh, I don't like that. All the feminazis will be ringing up going, oh my god, typical male. Feminazis?

I agree. Would you ever critique something that your girlfriend wore? Nah. No. No. She can have an opinion, but she shouldn't have the last say if you can wear it or not. She's a very reasonable person though. There's got to be something more behind this, I think. There has to be something else.

It doesn't sound like Sugar Mama Steph if I know Sugar Mama Steph. Svetlana is here. Hi, Svetlana. Hi. Svetlana, what do you think? Should she have a say if he's allowed to wear the hat? Yeah, kind of, but not really because if he feels like it makes him look better or he enjoys looking the way he does with the hat on,

go for it, mate, because there's no one in the world that can stop you from looking the way you do with the hat on apart from you. Because you know what they say, Svetlana? If you can't love yourself, then how in the hell are you going to love anybody else? Exactly. And you've just made me decide what I'm going to do

with my partner not liking me getting a haircut. No way. Tell us more, Svetlana. What's happening? Well, there's someone who's training to be a hairdresser. Yeah. And she wants to do like a manager's haircut on someone who's wanting to be wanting it for a while. I know the type of haircut.

Short bob, long on the side, short on one side. Do you mean a speak to the manager haircut? Yep, yep, speak to the manager haircut. So she's looking for someone to practice on? And you're going to do it. You're going to get it. Yep, and it is happening in July. Can I take your partner's side here and say,

Svetlana, don't get the haircut. Svetlana, you run the world. You go, girl. You go get that haircut and you ask for as many managers as you want. Exactly. You might need to borrow Ben's hat. Can you call us back and let us know how it goes? Will do.

Okay, last one. Let's get a man's opinion. G'day, Nick. Hello, mate. G'day. How's it going? What should Ben tell his current girlfriend? I actually think that she shouldn't have a say. I've been in a similar situation, and I told them to move out. What?

No. No, that's it. What? Your partner. Wait. Your partner. That's it. Don't know that.

I'm out. Just, Nick, but in Ben's situation, his girlfriend owns the house, and he gets a very good deal. Would you change your mind then? That's a very good hat, Mac. That's a really hard question, actually. Oh, don't lie, Nick, as if you're moving out. Nah, Nick's right.

She's out. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot.

You know the game, I give out movie plots and you have to guess what those movies are before Bree does. Not many people have been able to beat her. In fact, only four people this year. She's winning 16 games to four. But Ingrid is going to beat you today, aren't you, Ingrid? I am. Hey, guys. Afternoon.

You've heard the game before and you know your movies, yes? Yes. I actually am. I'm Bree's long distance BFF from Wellington, it actually remembers me. I do remember, we've spoken on the text machine. We have and a few weeks ago you told me to bring it on so

I'm going to try and do that today. I was calling you out a couple of weeks ago. Have you guys know each other by the way? Through the text machine. Oh, through the text machine. Through the text machine. Right, okay. Alright, that's cool. That's cool. Ingrid, you know the deal. I'll start movie plots. Don't wait for me to finish.

You buzz in with your name as soon as you know what it is. If you can beat Brie, I'll give you two tickets to Disney's Aladdin in cinemas now. Awesome. Good luck, everybody. Let's do it. First movie. All right. Jess, daughter of a strict Indian couple in London.

Ingrid. Ingrid. Ingrid. Benedict Beckham. Oh, yes. Yes, you're on. That was good, Ingrid. It was good. Well done.

Thank you. You might have a real adversary here. I know. She did say she was very good at the game. Okay, movie number two. Here we go. I like the hustle there, Ingrid. You've got to get in hard with that name.

Thank you, yep. Movie number two. Here we go. I like the hustle there, Ingrid. You've got to get in hard with that name. Thank you, yep. Movie number two. The fate of humanity is at stake when two races of robots bring their wall to Earth. They seek the ultimate power, the AllSpark. Ingrid. Ingrid. Transformers.

What the hell's going on? I've never seen that. I told you to bring it. Let's do the last one just to double check if she's as good as what she says. When's the last time you got down, Trout? Weeks ago. Yeah. Weeks ago.

Very well done, Ingrid. And when's the last time you lost 3-0? I don't think I've ever lost 3-0. Okay. Let's see if it's today. Movie number three. Actually, no. We should probably not do the last game, I think.

Movie number three. This is totally fair. All right. Let's see. Here we go. Movie number three. Reginald Kenneth Dwight has a... Ingrid.

Ingrid. Rocket Man. Wow. You are incredible. Well done, Ingrid. You deserve the music. You're something else. Thank you. Well done, Ingrid. You deserve the music. You're something else. Thank you.

Well done. Do I get the tickets? No, you lost. I know, but they always lose and we give them the tickets. So do I get it? I feel like you need them to cheer yourself up. That's a bit unfair because I haven't seen Rocket Man either. So?

You should. It's really good. I probably should know his name though, hey? It's not just, it's not what's the plot, movies, Bree's scene. Nice work, Ingrid. Very well done. We'll send you those tickets to Aladdin. Well done.

That was fun for me. Shut up. Why do I enjoy seeing you lose so much? Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. Sound the, that's offensive siren, the podcast. ZM. Sound the that's offensive siren

if you can, everybody. Sounds so similar to the R&B siren. It sounds a lot like our new music siren too. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, hang on. I'm offended. There you go. It's a bit different. Trade Me have removed a listing that they have deemed too rude for Trade Me. Now, I love Trade Me. Anything goes. It's a bit different. TradeMe have removed a listing that they have deemed too rude for TradeMe.

Now, I love TradeMe. Anything goes. It's a great way to get rid of stuff. If you've blown all your money at the bars on the weekend, you can sell some of your possessions to be able to pay your rent. It's fantastic. Except for those bloody fees. God, I hate those fees.

Your account has been in minus for the last two years. Yeah, because I don't want to pay. I've got $160 worth of fees to pay. Don't be cheap. Just Yeah, because I don't want to pay. I've got $160 worth of fees to pay. Don't be cheap. Just pay them. I don't want to pay it. Someone told me I can just delete the account and the fees go away.

Don't. That is not okay. I've already paid it, okay? Because I couldn't add things to my watch list, so I've paid it. Let me just read you this headline because I can't do it justice. Trade Me has removed a drawing

of a naked Jacinda Ardern, deeming it inappropriate. The portrait, titled Wild Rider, is of the Prime Minister, depicted riding a horse bareback with her breasts exposed. I have seen the drawing. Have you? It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Pretty you? It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

Pretty good. It's pretty good. I'm assuming, I can only assume that the Prime Minister didn't pose for it. So they've had to do it from their own mind's eye. Do you think she sat on a horse and posed for that? No, I don't think she did. I think she's too busy. Oh, because that's the only reason she wouldn't have, because she's busy.

Other than that, she definitely would have posed naked on a horse. What I'm saying is it makes the drawing even more impressive because they had to sketch it without a

live model. They've done a great job. I want to give you the inspiration. I bet they based it on someone. This is from the

artist. Hand drawn by local New Zealand artist drawing inspiration from both our prime minister's admirable resolve and New Zealand's

often wild nature and the taming of this wildly graceful animal symbolises the act of creating peace and stability out of chaos. Get real, mate. You just did a nerdy of Jacinda Ardern on a horse. Don't pretend like it's art.

Well, I guess it is art. No, it is art. Everything is art. No, it is art. Everything is art. No, it is art. It is art. Is it weird that I kind of want to buy it? Because it's a one-off? No. I mean, it could be worth money. Yeah.

Well, according to Trade Me, you'd have to buy it somewhere else, which makes it even weirder because it means I have to go to like a local craft market and you have to display your Jacinda nude. But then you can't because there'll be kids at the market. So you're going to have to set up a special tent where you go in just to view the Jacinda Ardern nude drawing you've done. I mean, let's be real.

It could be worse. It could have been a Brian Tamaki. This is what I wanted to run past you. Is it just because it's Jacinda? Is it just because it's Jacinda that we're getting offended? What if it was Winston Peters on a sheepskin?

No? Brian Tamaki I reckon would just... Wouldn't be much to draw. What about Soyman Bridges on the back of a bucking bronco? Yeah. You'd be into that one? Don't think so.

Paula Bennett on a pole. Now we're talking. Yeah. If you're interested in the painting or the drawing, I don't know where you can get it. Sorry. Can't buy it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

I saw a very interesting video on Facebook last night. And when I watched this video I thought to myself maybe I could do that to make some extra money on the side. Sure. And the video was of a woman her name is Nana Hava and I'm not sure where in the world it didn't say where she is but she's somewhere in the world and she's been doing a job for decades. And she's been making a lot of money off this job for decades. She licks people's eyeballs. She licks people's eyeballs for a living. And I thought to myself, I do need a bit of extra cash at the moment.

I'm not going to pay you to lick my eyeball. I'm moment. I'm not going to pay you to lick my eyeball. I'm not. I'm not going to pay you to lick. She normally charges £10, but you know what? I need. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So people pay her to have their eyeballs licked? Yes.

It heals them. She gets all kinds of stuff out of the eyeball. And I'm willing to not charge you this afternoon. And I will lick your eyeballs to see if I have a career. Just before we came on, Brie said to the producers, Hey, can you guys be on standby, please, and place Clint bitches out of this next thing And then what else did I ask you for

Oh Clint have you got a tic tac So now I've given you a tic tac Hold on I'm just going to have a sip of water here What's the deal Like is there a doctor listening who can text us What's the deal with like bacteria transfer Because your mouth is a hotbed for bacteria What are you trying to say

Trying to say I've got a dirty mouth. A little bit, yeah, absolutely. Don't be a pussy. Just let me do it. I might have a career. Listen to you. Listen to you. Listen to you.

That's not the way to get people in the mood, by the way. Don't be a pussy. Just let me lick your eyeball. I'm not trying to get you in the mood. Fine, fine. What do you need me to do? I just need you. What do you need me to do?

I'm going to sit down so I can come on your level. You can't come up here. Your tongue's not to get you in the mood. Fine, fine. What do you need me to do? I just need you. What do you need me to do? I'm going to sit down. Sorry, I'm on your level. You can't come up here. Your tongue's not long enough. You sit down. That's what you think. You sit down. Yeah. I'm going to make my way. I'm going to put on some tranquil music that I've prepared earlier. Oh, I feel so relaxed. And now I'm going to

talk. Can I just before you do it? Shh, Clint. I can't even apply eye drops to myself. That's how bad I am with eye stuff. Shh. It's a peaceful place in here now, Clint. Hello? Hi.

My name is Bree. I will be your eyeball licker. Hi, Bree. Thanks. It's been a long time since I've had my eyeball licked So thank God you're here Have you been having any problems with your eyeballs? Not any Not at all

I don't even need glasses That's great I will endeavour to perform A healing act on your eyeballs I'm going to make my way over Just relax. Don't panic. I'm going to see your tongue.

Remember that time I licked your finger? Yeah, yeah. I'm getting real weird flashbacks to that right now. All right. So now I'm over near Clint. I just want you to lay back. So what she does, she grabs them underneath their eye and she just pulls their eye open.

And I'm just going to lick the corner of your eyeball. We're not going to do too much because I don't want you. Get it over with. I'm not paying you, by the way. I'm not paying you. Okay, you ready? No. Three, two, one.

Was that good for you? It's weird to think that your eyes can sense temperature, but your tongue is not warm enough. Your tongue should be warmer than that. Why have you got a cold tongue? Are you a lizard? I will take that on board for my next client as the feedback. Thank you for visiting Bree's eyeball-licking service.

Why do I do this? Why do I do this? This is not what I went to broadcasting school for. I tasted your eyelashes. I thought I was going to be a sports commentator. I need an eye bath. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Okay. This is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th. No eyeballs involved with this segment. Hi, Phillip.

Hi. Phillip, what's your birthday? My birthday is the 31st of January, 1974. Okay, Phillip, you were 16 in 1990 on the 31st of January, and this is your birthday banger. The B-52s and Love Shack, baby. What do you reckon, Philip? I remember that.

Good? It's good, eh? It's good. Yeah, it's brilliant. I remember that. What a tune, Philip. Okay, let's go to Callum. Hey, Callum. Hi, Cal. Hey, how's it? Good. What's your birthday, Callum?

24th of October, 95. Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 24th of October. And back in 2011, this topped the charts. We found love in a whole different place. We found love in a whole different place. Arguably the biggest Calvin Harris song of all time. And you share this with quite a few people too because it was number one for so long. Weeks and weeks and weeks.

That's We Found Love. Do you like it? Yeah, I love it. It's a great song. Good. Okay, cool. And finally, Renee. Hey, Renee.

Hi, Renee. Hi. I believe it's your birthday today. It is. Happy birthday. Would you like me to send Brie around to lick your eyeball? No, thank you. I would do it for free, Renee, for your birthday.

No one would pay for it. I'll pass. Okay, well, let me know. What year were you born, Renee? 85. Okay, Renee, you were 16 in 2001 on the 6th of June. So back in 2001 on this day, this topped the charts. Sugar!

You get Mr Bombastic. Shaggy Angel. What a tune. Yeah, it's a good one. That's my vote. That's what I'm going for. Is that your vote? Yeah. Yeah, it starts with those drums. It's so good. It's a good one I like that That's my vote That's what I'm going for Is that your vote? Yeah Yeah, it starts with those drums

It's so good It's so good Girl, life is one big party when you're still young But who's gonna have your back when it's all gone? It's all fun when you're living up here, son Well, we've heard it now No, no, no, no, no It's so good

It's so good Give me your vote I do love Love Shack. Yeah. I do love it. And I feel like I want to put my vote. We haven't disagreed in a long time. No, we haven't disagreed.

Because it's so hard going to LA to decide. Such a punisher. She's the most indecisive person you've ever met. I've got to go Love Shack, the B-52. Really? I can't convince you? No, I think I hear that song too much on Friday Jams. No, you do not.

Stop pulling that out every time. I think it plays a lot. Every time there's a song you don't want, you go, that's from Friday Jams. I think Love Shack, B-52. What about this bit? This little bit where it goes. It's good, it's good, it's good.

Yeah, but then Love Shack's also good. Producer Ellie, save the day. What song are we going with for Birthday Banger today? Oh, I've got a swift decision here for you, Clint. It's Love Shack's also good. Producer Ellie, save the day. What song are we going with for Birthday Banger today? Oh, I've got a swift decision here for you, Clint. It's Love Shack, baby. Yes, let's go! No, you want to take a little bit more time? You want to take a little more time to figure that out?

No, no, no. Are you sure? Are you sure? Yeah, no, definitely sure. Thank you very much. Phil, your Birthday Banger's on. Well done, mate. Yeah, big Phil.

Yay! Thanks, mate. Yeah, big Phil. Yay. Thanks, guys. Love, yeah, yeah I'm heading down the Atlanta highway Looking for the love, get away Hiding for the love, get away, hide it for the love, get away I got me a car, it's as big as a whale And we're heading on down to the love shack

I got me a Chrysler, and it's about twenty So hurry up and bring your jukebox money The love shack is a little place where we can get together. Love Shack, baby. The Love Shack, baby. Love Shack, baby, Love Shack. Love Shack, baby, Love Shack. Sign says, stay away fools. The club rules at the Love Shack. That's where I'm at. on the highway Put her on the bus Put her on the highway

Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby Love Shack baby Love Shack That's where it's at Love Shack, baby Folks lining up outside just to get down Everybody's moving, everybody's grooving, baby

Fucking little shack, fucking little shack Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale And it's about to set sail Got me a car, I can seat about 20 So come on and bring your jukebox money The Love Shack is a little old place where we can come together. Love Shack, baby. Love Shack, baby.

Love Shack, baby. Love Shack. Love Shack, baby. Love Shack. Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby Knockin' a lot of sugar Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby I can't hear you Bang, bang

On the door, baby Bang, bang. On the door, baby. Bang, bang. On the door. Bang, bang. On the door, baby. Bang, bang. You're what? Henry Rusty.

Love, Shaq. Baby, love, Shaq. Love, Shaq. Baby, love, Shaq. Love, it's got the vibes. It's all right. It's a good birthday banger. Woo! The big fill, that is the B-52s and Love Shack beating out Shaggy's Angel. Love on the text machine.

Someone said, I have been waiting since Birthday Banger started for Love Shack to win. What a day. Yeah, and they explain that at the end when she goes, Tin roof. Rusty. I never knew what that said in there. Oh, is that what they say? It says, Tin roof.

Rusty. Apparently, because what that said in there. Oh, is that what they say? It says, Tin roof. Rusty. Apparently, because it's a love shack. God, we're learning something, aren't we? There you go. Also, fun fact about the B-52s who sung that song, also did the theme song to Rocco's Modern Life. Did they? Yeah.

Fun fact about the B-52s, they were in the Flintstones movie. Fun fact about the B-52s, they were in the Flintstones movie. Fun fact about the B-52s, a very popular bombing aircraft during World War II. Fun fact about the B-52s, there's actually not 52 of them in the band.

We're all learning. ZDM Spree in Clint. The podcast. Last night, the state of origin, Queensland versus New South Wales, the Maroons, the Blues, go head-to-head in game one of the series. God, what's wrong with you? I'm from Queensland. Yeah, that's right.

I keep forgetting. I'm a rugby league gal. Big rugby league gal. Can I just encourage you? I mean, last night's game, I mean, it was just a stellar performance. The athleticism, it was a great show. It was a good night. Yeah, but it's on so late.

Yeah, but that's not their fault. It doesn't start until like 10 past. There's like literally two hours of warm-up. Well, the next State of Origin game two is actually on a Sunday, I heard, at 2 p.m. in the afternoon. So do yourself a favour. I mean, the Maroons. Are you getting paid from the State of Origin company game two is actually on a Sunday, I heard, at 2pm in the afternoon. So do yourself a favour. I mean, the Maroons... Are you getting paid from the State of Origin company

to promote the game? I'm just very passionate about State of Origin. I feel pressured to watch the game. Let me put it this way. The Maroons to me, growing up in Queensland, are like the All Blacks to you. Oh, yeah, okay. I'd watch the All Blacks at ten past ten.

Exactly. I'd watch the All Blacks any time. At 2am. I would watch them in a boat. I would watch them in a boat. I would watch them with a goat. The Maroons took it out 18 to 14 last night and I went to the pub to watch it and there was some sledging happening at the pub.

It always happens in State of Origin against the Maroons and the Blues. Best part of sport, you get to give each other a bit of stick. It's all fun and games, right? You know, yeah, you get to sledge each other and it's all fun and games, but the sledging was pretty average. It was pretty average. Not many good sledges happening.

Terrible sledging, actually. And I thought we could elaborate on that this afternoon and you and I could go head-to-head in a terrible sledging match. I'm into this. You know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about. Where you try and get into the other person's head. Yeah, like a one for one.

Bring them down. Yeah, like a big old boxing match of sledging. No, I'm up for this. Down a few pegs, you know? I reckon we get in the zone, though. I reckon we get the referee in. Producer Ben to kick us off. Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. Otherwise known as Referee Ben. Referee Ben. Are you guys ready? Yeah, we're ready. I want a nice, clean match from the both of you. No swearing. No kicking under the knees and no punching.

It's a sledging, bro. It's verbal. It's purely verbal. No swearing. No swearing. No swearing. No swearing. I like that.

All right. Who's going first, Ben? Clint can start. Alright, Bree. I hope at Christmas you get exactly what you wished for.

Except it's one size too small. Alright. Hey, Clint. Yeah? I hope you get stuck in traffic, and out of the beauty of your own heart, you let someone in, and they don't give you a courtesy wave.

Oh. Ouch. Hey, Bree. I hope whenever you go to the toilet, someone else has just been to the toilet, and the seat is still warm, and in the air, it smells like other people's number twos. Hey, Clint. Yeah?

I hope that when you go out for a night out next, your vape runs out of battery. I don't vape. Early. I don't vape. That doesn't hurt me because I don't vape. I'm not a vaper. Hey, Bree. Yeah.

I hope whenever you catch a flight, they spell your name slightly wrong on your ticket. Not so much that you missed the flight, but enough that you have to go to that special assistance counter and it's slightly annoying. Hey, Clint. Yeah. I hope the next time you put a load of washing on,

you forget about it, and then you have to re-wash it because it smells weird. Hey, Brie, I hope the next time you go to the McDonald's drive-thru, your chips are only three quarters full. Hey, Clint. Yeah? Nice face. Oh.

Hey, Brie, next time you get a haircut, I hope they misinterpret what you hoped for. And it's not a bad haircut, but you're not happy with it and you have to wait a month for it to grow out. Hey, Clint. Yeah. How's your Coru membership? You've run out, haven't you?

Yeah. If you've run out, then fight's over. And we've got to go to a judge's decision. Who took out the sledge off? Because Brie ran out, it's Clint's game. Hey, the champ is here. The champ is here. Bow to me.

Raise my hand. Never. Tell me how cool I am. Yeah, well, Clint drank horse semen once. Stop bringing that up. I mean, bachelor and bachelorette parties, they're a good time. Yeah, some of the best. They're meant to be memories that you can't really talk to anyone about

other than the people that were there. What goes on tour stays on tour when it comes to those things. All in moderation. Yeah, and there needs to be a spotter at all times. Yes. There needs to be a responsible person on these events just to keep things under control, you know? The last time I went to a bachelorette party, my mum was there.

Oh, yeah? Was she the safety person or was she the loose goose? She was definitely not the safety person, let me tell you. I saw that one because you guys had the big black thingy. Yes. And you were using it as a microphone. And my mum was throwing it into the crowd. Anyway.

Your mum's a legend. She is out of control. There's a list of rules that's going viral on the internet at the moment from a wife. She's given these list of rules to her husband and the other men that are going on the bachelor party. Is it his bachelor party? Yes. Right. So it's his bachelor party and she's given the list

which applies to not only him but everyone on the bachelor party. Oh, big call. Big call. I'm going to read out the list and then you tell me. Can we assess each rule one by one if it's fair or not? We can assess it. Yeah, cool. So number one, no illegal drugs.

From a legal standpoint, I'll say she has a point. She's got a point there. Number two. She didn't say no non-illegal drugs though. No. If anyone has any antihistamine. Oh, God. Antihistamine on a night like that.

Look out. We got wild. Give me those finergans. Not a single one of us sneezed. Not once. You know what? Runny nose? Not on this party. You know how I know we're in for a big night?

How? Whipping out the Zertix. We're in for a good Clara time. Oh, yeah. Number two. Yeah, another rule, another rule, another rule. No cigarettes. No one. No one.

No cigarettes. Because apparently the hubby quit recently and she doesn't want temptation around him. Look, I mean, that's good life advice, but you can't stop other grown men who are smokers from smoking. It's true. Just because your husband's weak. Number three, and this is one where I really start to take a turn.

No alcohol. Oh, what? At a stag do? At a stag, no alcohol. I mean, you can drink responsibly, can't you? Of course you can. And you don't have to have it to have a good time. No, you don't.

But good luck telling all the boys that it's a dry event because your wife said so. It's not going to fly. That's rough. It's not going to fly. Number four, no magicians, dancers or women at all. By magicians, you mean? Yes.

The ones who make their clothes disappear. The dancing magicians. Right. That's a bold call again. I get it. People are anti it. And, I mean, I'll go out on a whim. I don't know that they're necessary.

Yeah. I don't, I think. I mean. It's always the idea of it that everyone's more excited about. And then it happens and you're like, oh, that was so weird. Number five. No fast cars. Taxis only.

Nah, that's a good one. No one needs to drive on a stag, dude. That's true. Pay for the taxis. Yeah. Just pay for it. It's fine. I'm with her on that one.

Number six. All phones need to be tracked at all times. No, you're crazy, woman. Now you're just looking ridiculous. Yeah, you're starting to sound like an absolute psychopath. Now this next one, I'm pretty sure I couldn't even follow this rule if I tried. No swearing. How is she going to know?

And what's the problem with swearing? Number eight, everyone home by midnight. Number nine, no hurting each other, including play wrestling. And number ten, to round out the rules that this woman has for her husband and his party for the bachelor party, no gambling. What does that leave? Nothing. Scrabble

It's about it It's about it It's good though Because now they can cancel the stag do Because nobody wants to marry her For our next story I would like to transport you To the second most populated country in the world

And also the nation who If I had to live off one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be theirs. We're going to India. I love this song. Also, doesn't their music just get you going too? Yep. I'd love to go to India. Me too.

Such a vibrant, colourful culture. My stomach wouldn't love to go to India. Oh,. Such a vibrant, colourful culture. My stomach wouldn't love to go to India. Oh, mine would. Mine would. No. You only get deli belly once, I think, and then you build up an immunity. Nah, it's not the deli belly.

Oh, it's the spice? Oh, yeah. The steam ring is what gets me. You've got to get over that. That's really holding you back in life. What do you mean? How do I get over it? It's not me.

You get better at eating spicy food. Talk to my ring. I'd rather not, but if I have to, can I do it by phone? Yeah, you can phone it in. This is a story that comes from the Indian Police Department, who have recovered 600

kilograms of lost weed. Whoa. They've found a truck. That's a lot of kush. Yeah, it's heaps. They've found a truck and in the back, parcel after parcel after parcel. Each one of these things is like the size of a sleeping bag and there must be 50 of them.

60 maybe. Who is misplacing that much weed? Someone's obviously had a whoopsie. Maybe they were indulging in their own product and they say it does affect short term memory. They say you shouldn't do that. They've said they forgot where they put it.

But this story could have a happy ending. How much is that worth? Well, I don't know. I don't know the street value, especially in India. You don't know the street value of 600 kilos of weed in India?

Well, I know herbs and spices. What do you know then if you don't know that? Do go quite cheap in India, so maybe it's cheaper over there. I don't know. But anyway, this is quite interesting because it could have a happy ending.

The police have taken to their Twitter account and they've posted a photo of it. Look, it's heaps of weed. Oh my God. It's like a wall of weed. Yeah, all packaged up neatly. And they've said, anyone lost a huge amount of cannabis

slash ganja in a truck around Changolia checkpoint last night? Oh, that's as though going through a checkpoint so they had to get out. Oh, they got rid of it. They said, don't panic. We've found it. Please get in touch with the police. They will help you out for sure. That's out of thought.

You know how like all weeds are like a bad thing? Like you never like weeds. You have to pull them out and it's a bad thing. Yeah. So then why is weed called weed? Am I on weed right now? I'm trying to think of a smart answer. Do you know what I mean?

Like weed, for a lot of people, brings joy. Well, I guess it grows, it's green, and they had to give it a derogatory name. They couldn't call it Yummy Happy Plant because that would have got too many people into it when it was illegal. Oh, that is a catchy name, though. Pasty, yummy, happy, left hand side. I don't know. Anyway, but if you've lost your weed,

the Indian government very kindly offering to get it back to you. You've got to get in touch. Doesn't sound like a trap at all. Sounds totally fine. Sounds totally legit. Who wants butter chicken for dinner? Me! Me!

Actually, make mine a spinach paneer, please. Oh, yeah. And can I get garlic naan? Somebody put me in the korma. Yes! Yes! Is that meant to be a dirty dancing reference? You ruined it. Yes! Is that meant to be a Dirty Dancing reference?

You ruined it. Didn't you? Well, no, what? I was trying to get the joke. You bloody ruined it. All right, mate. I'm really stoked about this. Welcome to the show, Jason PJ. Hello, guys.

You peaked early. Now you can say hello Hey guys God This is like some weird Inception type of stuff Isn't it? Yeah it's like an episode

Of the Simpsons crossover With something You mental buggers Are in the middle Of another on-air marathon 56 hours this time Yeah you guys You guys picked wrong

I mean take a cool week in LA Just hanging out with celebs Or put yourself on the radio For 56 hours this time. Yeah, you guys picked wrong. I mean, take a cool week in LA, just hanging out with celebs, or put yourself on the radio for 56 hours. I reckon you did the wrong choice. Guys, I remember last time one of you guys nearly pooed yourself doing this, so why would you do it again? Wasn't me.

Was it you? That was not me. That was not me. That was definitely you. Definitely wasn't me. I think it was you. I wasn't a non-air. No, it wasn't me. I think it was you. I almost had a stroke the second year we did it. Yeah, and then pooed yourself, I heard.

No, I didn't. Did you? It would have been PJ. That's why you get funny about toilet talk. It wasn't me. Can we move on? Is it not true? We've been telling everybody here that you pooed yourself. Wait, let's just confirm with the producers.

Ellie was here. Producer Ellie, was it Jase that pooed himself in the marathon last time? No, I think it might have been PJ. No, I'm joking. I don't know. I never did that during the marathon. Believable. When did you do it?

Not at work. It's a different story. Guys, I'll just give you a heads up about that story that was floating around. Well, I've got to tell them now. No, you don't. When we moved over to Melbourne and left New Zealand. Seriously? Producer Alex hosted a party at his place, right?

Yeah. And one thing led to another and they were playing beer pong and it got out of hand. I left because I'm responsible. You know me, Clint. I was like, I'll get the kids out of here. I've got church in the morning. Yeah, when I think of responsible, I think of Jace Hawkins. Thank you.

And the next morning, I woke up to find out what happened. Apparently, they had to put PJ to bed early, so they put her to bed in Producer Alex's bedroom, and him and his girlfriend went to the spare room. And then at 1 o'clock in the morning, PJ stormed into their room and went, Alex, wake up! Something terrible's happened in your room. So I thought someone had come in and trashed the room, and I! Something terrible has happened in your room. So I thought someone had come in and trashed the room

and I said, someone has trashed your room. There was stuff everywhere. Oh, PJ! I can't believe that we've just railed the chat around this topic. It's okay. I thought you were about to tell the story

about the time producer Alex kept taking us off the live stream, PJ, when we were going live on Instagram. Remember those nights? Oh, yeah. When Bree and I hang out. We can't hang out. We can't hang out together. You guys are how many hours deep in the marathon now?

Okay. So 21 hours and 31 minutes. 21 hours and 31 minutes. Left. Have you got it in you to finish it this time? Yeah, I reckon we, mate, I'll be honest, we had some dark times. Yeah. About the 40-hour mark, Clint, I broke down crying.

And I looked at Paige and I said, I think we've bitten off more than we can chew this time. Yeah. Because it was the first night. And, like, I was struggling. And I'm like, this is the first night. Like, we've still got two full days. And you know us, we like to do things in small doses.

So we're finishing with a massive party at the end for two hours. And we're like, oh, we're going to be able to do it. But I'm happy to say 21 and a half hours to go. I think spirits are up. Yeah, spirits are up at the moment. But we are going to definitely see some dark times overnight. So, yeah. We thought we would just take this opportunity

to test your mental sharpness because I know things are beginning to get a bit foggy in the brain department. Are you guys keen to find out who's more alert out of the two of you at the moment? Yeah. Ready to go. Well, I didn't defecate all over the producer's bedroom,

so I'm winning so far. Irrelevant. We're going to buzz. We're going to quiz you guys. Five quiz. Best of five. Your buzzer is your name. Bree's got your first question.

Just buzz in if you want to give a go at answering it. Here we go. All right, here we go. First question, guys. You're currently doing a 56-hour marathon. What's 56 plus 56? Jase. Jase.

PJ. That would be 112. Congratulations. Oh, he's on fire. One to Jase. I love how PJ buzzed in. Mass B, Jase. Five seconds later.

Weird flex. Okay, second question. What is Bree short for? PJ. PJ. Brianna. Brianna. She's gone.

There's a mixture of easy and hard here. We're not quite sure where you guys would be at mentally. Nailed it. Alright, here comes your third question. Name four ingredients in guacamole. PJ. PJ. Avocado, lemon,

coriander, and onion. Oh, she's got it. Coriander's controversial but we'll accept it. No, I'll accept that.

Two, one. Cilantro. Come on, Jase. You need this to stay in the game, mate.

Oh, no, Jase. Oh, no. You don't want to lose to PJ, mate.

You don't. You should know this one, Jase. Especially after you told that poo the game, mate. Oh no, Jase. Oh no. You don't want to lose to PJ, mate. You don't. You should know this one, Jase. Especially after you told that pooing story about her. Question number four. What type of animal was Harambe? Jase. Oh, he's in. Gorilla.

Are you sure? Trust me, I will never leave that down. He only left that a couple of months ago. A week ago. Alright, tie break. Who's Harande? And I'm like, I've never heard of him. Harande? Harande, yes.

Final question. Who's Harande? Here we go, final question. This might be a bit tough for you, Jase. Name five European countries. PJ. PJ. Italy, Spain.

Rihanna. Barcelona. Germany. Germany. Janna. Barcelona. Germany. Germany. Chase. Yeah. We'll go Croatia and Greece. Think of the guys on the Contiki tour, though.

Oh, she's good. There you go. I got it. I think you're pretty on par, guys. That's Chase and PJ joining us from Melbourne. They have 21 hours, 29 minutes minutes and 10 seconds left to go. And guys, we've got a delivery

coming over. It's adult nappies so you're welcome. We got so excited. So excited. See you guys. Good luck. Bye guys.

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