ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 7th 2019

Episode Date: June 7, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hello podcasters. You and I are both in a awkward predicament. We've just finished the show. We're heading home. It's a Friday night. Neither of us can, you know, really get into party mode because we've both got responsibilities.

I'm DJing tonight at a bar in Auckland at 11 o'clock. You're so cool. And you're doing an airport pickup. Oh, the dreaded airport pickup. It's a midnight airport pickup and you're not making them get an Uber. No, I'm a good friend. Where are they flying in from? Brisbane.

Not that big a deal. Oh, be nice. It's a three-hour flight. They're coming to a different country and maybe their phone won't work. Yeah, and I'll be like, get an Uber. When you get here, I'll have a cheese platter ready and some drinks. I will have had some of those drinks already. You can finish what's left. Probably most of them. Yeah, yeah I'll be like, get an Uber. When you get here, I'll have a cheese platter ready and some drinks. I will have had some of those drinks already. You can finish what's left.

Probably most of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and I now are in that weird limbo of surviving from 7 o'clock through to, like, when we have to do our stuff. I'll be asleep on the couch as soon as I get home. Yeah, this weird time now. Yeah. Yeah, till midnight. What time do you start?

11. 11 till 1am. And that's late for you. That's the party for you because you're old now, aren't you? 100%. That's not even a joke. What time's your bedtime usually? 7.30? I froth an early night.

I absolutely fizz at an early night. You should have been a dad three years ago, honestly. Well, I'm going to be a dad in two months. That's why I'm getting early nights now. Build up that sleep, baby. Honestly, it's like a superpower. Have you thought about how little sleep? I've started getting up early as well.

How old am I? I go to bed early and get up early, and I love it. I absolutely love it. I do love it. I do love it. Not buying it. I'm up before the sun. Not bloody buying it.

No, I do. I get so much done. Oh, you're up before the sun, are you? I am. What time? Six. What time? Six. Yeah, Oh, you're up before the sun, are you? I am. What time? Sex. What time? Sex.

Yeah, no, that is up before the sun. I know because I go to F45. When's the last time you went? Before LA. Yeah, and you were doing great. I was. Why haven't you gone back? Just having a little rest.

A little rest. I'm going to go back next week. You don't want to get adrenal fatigue. No, I don't. You don't want to burn out. No, I don't. You don't want to burn out. No, I don't. And I thought, listen to your body and have a rest. Yeah.

And then get back on that train. You know what stopped me from going is because producer Ben bitched out. He was the one that was like, oh, no, I've been enjoying my sleep in. Everyone enjoys a sleep in. Yeah, but producer Ben, every morning you need a sleep in. Yeah, but how good's a sleep in? Yeah, no. Yeah, exactly. you need a sleep in? Yeah, but how good's a sleep in? Yeah, no. Yeah, exactly.

I put this on him. Yeah, it's not my fault. He never even wanted to go to F45. He's just been going as your support person. Also, can you hear the background noise? Everyone having fun? Yeah, let's do it. Can you go open the door to the studio, to the producer's booth?

Okay. So this is what happens every Friday afternoon. That is Friday drinks out in the iHeart lounge which is right outside our studio and we have to sit in here like caged animals. What are we doing? Let's go. Yeah, we're going to go have a drink guys.

We can literally stop this as soon as we want. Look at Big Gay Al. He said, how many wines have you had? No, actually I don't want you to be on the podcast and say it because you'll be in jeopardy of your job. He's anyone's tonight, though. He's holding up 11 fingers. See you guys.

Have a great night. Bye, guys. Weekend or whenever you listen to this. He is anyone's. ZM, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Happy Friday. Welcomeed Ams, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody.

Happy Friday. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. How good is a Friday on a short week? How good is a Friday on a short week? It is very good. Sorry, I'm a little bit taken aback. I've just been part of a round-off competition. I organised an adult round-off competition.

You got thrown into it at the last minute. How do you think you went? Look, I don't want to reveal the big round-off competition. It's going to our social media shortly. Producer Ali is putting some videos up. Let's just say, let's just say someone had a vested interest in the round-off competition. Someone came in with some prior knowledge.

I think it was completely out of the blue. No one had prepared. And I love that the entire office was there watching. I think you just organized a competition to show people your cool trick. Like you should have just gone, hey, guys, look what I can do. Rather than humiliating the other three of us, who could have injured ourselves, by the way? I think you and I were pretty on par.

Yeah, right. Well, you watch the video and tell me that. You can go to our Brain Clit Instagram story and have a look at the adult round-off competition, which is, I mean, a round-off harder than a cartwheel. Yeah, it's like a super cartwheel. Before then, though, Ticket Blitz!

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Next, some potentially bad news. One of your favourite foods may no longer be available. They're saying it's becoming extinct. A crisis of the hazelnutty, spready variety. We'll bring you some info after this. Friday Jam, Spree and Clint. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You ready for a bit of breaking food news? Yes. There is a global shortage about to hit of Nutella.

There is a strike. Why would you do this to me? I know it's not the news you want to hear, but that's not how news works. What do you mean? Nutella's made of nuts. It's made of hazelnuts. How can we have a shortage of nuts? Well, we'll get to that.

There's a strike at their French factory, which produces a quarter of the world's Nutella supply. That's a big factory? A big factory. It's a lot of Nutella. Our Nutella here in New Zealand luckily is made in Australia. So there's no... Finally, we come through with the goods.

You've got something for us. No word that Nutella Strike is going to hit New Zealand soon. But you never know, right? I mean, things could happen. They could come and take over the Australian factory and take it all back. You don't know. It does remind me of the great Marmite shortage of 2012 in New Zealand.

Why? Why was there a Marmite shortage? The factory got damaged in the earthquake and they couldn't make any more Marmite. Right. You know what they called it? Marmageddon. Marmageddon. Do you think people would have changed from Marmite to Vegemite?

You shut your mouth. Are you a Marmite person? 100% I'm a Marmite person. Vegemite all the way. That's fine. I know you're born like that. You can't help it. You're born like that. Well, you are. But you're either a Marmite or a Vegemite person. But in that situation, would you

rather no Marmite? I'd rather Promite than eat that disgusting Vegemite. Oh, don't even bring Promite into the situation. I would rather have nondescript budget yeast spread before I ate a Vegemite. I'm that tribal. You know when you like something? It's like I won't drink a Bourne Vita either.

Vegemite is a part of the family. You spoke of a nut shortage. Do you like it when people tell you what's in your food? The food that you really like? You know one thing that I love? I love when people, when I'm eating something, when they tell me how many calories and sugar. Right, so you would like to know? I love when people, when I'm eating something, when they tell me how many calories and sugar. Right, so you would like to know.

I love when people do that. What percentage of a jar of Nutella. Here we go. What percentage of a, I only tell you this because it's spectacular. What percentage of a jar of Nutella do you think is sugar? No, it's all nuts. No, it's not all nuts. No, it's all nuts.

It's a delicious spread that we all enjoy, and that shouldn't change. It's nuts and other natural ingredients. It's 58% sugar. What the hell? In two tablespoons of Nutella, you will get 21 grams of sugar, which is why it tastes so good. It's why it tastes so good. You know, I never even put Nutella on anything.

I just eat it. Straight out of the jar. We all do. It's the only way to eat it. But this is so you know, right? So if the Nutella shortage does get here, it's fine. Just sprinkle some sugar on toast and you're good to go. Why are you ruining these things for me?

I don't know. I could have just not known that. The more you know, the more you grow. No, I could have just not known. The less I know, the more I grow. Yeah, well, have just not. No. The less I know, the more I grow. Yeah, well, that's true. Because I eat more. That's true too.

Anyway, that's your Breaking Food News. Next thing you'll tell me, garlic bread's not healthy. I'll never do that to you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want never do that to you. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to take you to the Twilight Zone. Otherwise known as Adelaide CBD in Australia. Okay.

There's this weird thing that's been happening to drivers who are parking their cars in this certain area of the Adelaide CBD. They said there's been lots of reports that they've been unable to unlock their car with their central locking. Okay. There's been also more reports of people being unable to start their cars in this certain area.

And no one knows exactly what's to blame. People are very confused, but obviously these days, keys like that and ignitions in cars, it's all centred around computers. Yeah, it's done over radio waves or something? Yeah. So they reckon it's all due to this certain construction site that's near Adelaide Hospital,

and experts believe that the issue is most likely caused by an interference from a faulty electrical item in the area. Right, and it's ruined everyone's cars. So people can't unlock their cars. I've seen The Matrix, and there's a thing called an electromagnetic pulse which can disable everything. Maybe someone's let off one of those.

I don't know. You know what's terrifying to me about this story is it shows just how much we rely on computers. Yeah. These days. Like, if you think about it, you don't even think about a car having computers in it, do you? No, no, you don't.

If there was a war and you wanted to disable a country these days, just cut the cable under the ocean that supplies the internet. Yeah, that's right. It's a cable in the ocean. Yeah, that's how we get our internet. Isn't that crazy? There's a big long cable that goes from here to Australia.

Does it go Australia and then on to America? And then it goes to America and then it goes, yeah. Do you ever think about the boat that had to lay that cable? Yeah, lay a cable. Like how much cable it would have had to have on it, not just to reach America, but also to reach the bottom of the ocean.

Because I remember one time, I can't remember when it was, a few years ago, there was a massive internet fault and it was because a piece of that cable in the ocean had been eaten away by... Fish?

Yeah. Yes! That actually happened. Elon Musk is trying to surround the world in satellites so we can get wireless internet. You know what scares me, though? What's that? Driverless cars.

You're scared of driverless cars? Yes. No, a robot. I know this is hard to believe. People have died in them. No, people have died in real cars. This is hard for a girl from country Queensland who was driving paddock bashers when she was 12 years old.

A robot, and I'm going to say this to you straight, and I don't mean any offence, a robot is a better driver than you. Nah, not me. Yes, a robot with 15 cameras. Has a robot been driving since they were 10? Don't think so. Been driving since it was born, because it was born to drive. Yeah, but does it have a brain?

It's got a computer. Yeah, but what if it runs out of battery? What if you run out of batteries? What if you run out of batteries? Not this guy. All day. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz That's your meme update. And now Dean's here with a celebrity news update. Hi, Dean. Hello, everyone. Hello. Did you see Dean's here with a celebrity news update. Hi, Dean. Hello, everyone. Hello. Did you see Dean's Instagram story yesterday when he was at the mayor of Los Angeles garden party? I did see that.

You are so fancy, Dean. So what happened was, I'd never been to a party and been cornered by a random in the corner of the room. I got cornered by the mayor of LA, Eric Garcetti, but I didn't know who he was. This was about a year ago. And I'm like, oh, so what do you do? And he's like, oh, I'm the mayor. I'm like, oh, that's cute. What of? Like thinking like some little town in Iowa, maybe Nebraska. He's like, oh, I'm actually

the mayor of Los Angeles. And I was like, what? Okay, well, that's nice. That's different. That's unusual. And that's how we became friends. And there I was. Fabulous. He said, I'm the mayor. And Dean goes, oh, that's so cute. Yeah, like of where? Of what? Hey, this video is, I'm the mayor. And Dean goes, oh, that's so cute. Yeah, like of where? Of what?

Hey, this video is going viral at the moment. It's Jay-Z and Beyonce courtside at the NBA finals yesterday. And Beyonce is not happy in this video, is she? She's not happy. This is one of those stories, though. It starts funny. At first, I thought it was hilarious. And now it's taken a dark turn for the worse.

In the video, let me set the scene. She's courtside, Beyonce's there, Jay-Z's on one side of her, and next to Beyonce is Nicole Curran, who is the wife of one of the owners of the Warriors, right? Anyway, Nicole, the wife of the Warriors, is leaning over Beyonce, talking to Jay-Z, and she's kind of, like, ignoring Beyonce and leaning over and, like, talking to Jay-Z, right?

It's not actually a big deal. However, the look on Beyonce's face says everything. She's like, girl, are y'all trying to cut the grass in my man? Anyway, so that's the funny part. Tonight, it has turned dark. Beyonce fans are giving this woman death threats. Whoa. Whoa.

Yeah, I think they need to chill. They do need to chill. But you can't tell the beehive to chill because they have no chill. They get themselves worked up into a buzz. They get them worked up into a swarm. Do we think that this lady is Becky with the good hair? Because we never found out who that was. Do we think that maybe she's Becky with the good hair?

That's not Becky with the good hair. She has good hair, though. She does have good hair. Very good hair. Okay, you have to watch the video just for the pure side-eye that Beyonce gives, so it's quite good. Also, Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, everyone talked about how much chemistry those guys had

and that they possibly were hooking up. What's the update on that story? Here's the update. Okay, so you will all remember at the Oscars when Bradley and Lady Gaga gave that electric performance. Well, Irina Shayk, who's been with Bradley Cooper for a couple of years now, today moved out of their house. So, Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk, who is so good looking, by the way, uncomfortable how hot she is in person, they have broken up and people are thinking that is,

remember also, of course, at the Oscars, Lady Gaga just broke up with her man, so all of a sudden they're both now single. It won't work. It won't work. If they get together, it won't work. If they did have something, it peaked during A Star Is Born, like that chemistry was so on fire, it was way too intense, and if they get together now, they'll just be chasing the dragon

of what they had, and they'll eventually learn to hate each other so if that is the case listen to me Bradley, listen to me lady, don't do it. It worked for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for a little while. Yeah they, it worked for about nine kids. Yeah they had a lot of kids Okay that's Dean, he's live from Los Angeles

Thanks Dean, have a great weekend Chat on Monday from LA Pride, I'll be backstage at LA Pride when we cross next. Oh yeah great weekend. Chat on Monday from LA Pride. I'll be backstage at LA Pride when we cross next. Woo-hoo. Oh, yeah. Dramatic. That is so fabulous.

Yeah, yeah. Spy is brought to you by Samsung. The Samsung Galaxy S10, the next generation Galaxy, has arrived. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This moment brings us to the high and the low of the week. Again, another low on a Friday that we cannot use. That was not a low. I turned a topical Imagine Dragons song

into a promotional song for the ZM Black Thunders. If anything, I should be getting paid for that. Fine, it could be a high. Yeah, it's a high. Nah, Fridays don't count. The producers, they take all the things from the week and they give us the high points and the low points. Here they are.

This is a new week. Hey guys, welcome to another week of Brie and Clint's highs and lows, all the high bits and the low bits of the week. This week, we heard what Beyonce's going to sound like in the new Lion King for the first time, but Brie and Clint had a different take on how she might sound. Oh, this is exciting. So there's new Lion King trailer out. For the first time, you get to hear Beyonce as Nawa.

I've got no idea what she's going to sound like. I imagine she'll sound a little bit like Beyonce and hopefully a little bit like Nawa. It all sounds unlike. Kelly, you ready for this? Simba, are you ready for this? Rafiki, are you ready for this? Mufasa, I don't think you can handle this. I don't think you're ready for Rafiki.

Some bad weather's hit Australia this week, and our favourite hot weather girl called up to tell us all the goss. Did you just call Mum and Di hot? No. Pretty sure you did. Mum and Di. Hello, Mum. Hi, guys.

What's happening on the farm in country Queensland? Guys, I got some news. I mean, we've had a top of five here today. Five? A little bit of snow and it's absolutely freezing. Mum, you do like to gauge how cold it is on one thing and one thing alone. Yes, the dog bowl is definitely frozen over. Right.

Unfortunately, Mama Di couldn't call us the next morning, but don't worry. She sent us a nice video instead. Morning, everyone. I'm a bit rusty. Lost the voice. Last night's date of origin, but what a match. Checking to see if the dog bowl's frozen. Is it?

Yeah. Well and truly. This week, Birthday Banger was down to the wire with Justin Timberlake versus the Bee Gees, and yet again, Mama Di calls in. Mama Di, obviously you're here to vote for Justin Timberlake. Mate, that is absolutely disgusting. If you don't play Staying Alive,

that's it. It's over. If New Zealand loves Mama Die, please play Staying Alive. It's on for the probably first time ever on ZM. Just for you. Thank you guys. You've absolutely made my day. And while the Bee Gees were playing on air,

this is what Brian Clint sounded like off air. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. Whether you're a mother or whether you're a mother, you're staying alive, staying alive. I don't know, can I? Here it goes.

Get raw with the fever on the dance floor. Buddy, help me out. And that wraps up all the highs and lows of the week. No, no, no. No, it doesn't. We have one more moment, and you have never heard Brie squirm so hard. Imagine this. You're at work, and you can't work something on your phone, and you say, Clint, please help me with this thing on my phone.

And so he comes over, and you open the camera roll and in there pictures of Brie taken from above so it's an aerial angle but she's taken it so she's put the arm up and she's managed to get her arm out of the shot she's lying on her beard. You know what? I never take those photos. I never, ever take them. And I thought to myself the other day, I'm going to push myself. You push yourself outside your comfort zone.

Yeah, you go, girl. What happens now? Clint sees them. R.I.P. My dignity. Oh, baby. Oh. I forgot about that.

And can I just say, for everyone that keeps inboxing me asking for the photos. I have them. I have them and I will get them to you. No, they've been deleted. I am going to hold a ransom and unless Breed deposits $1,000 into my bank account this weekend, I'm putting them on a billboard. That is horrible. Some random guy from out in the office goes, heard about

the photo. Was that Ross? Yeah. He sounded so weird. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. There's a study out today from the University of Otago about how much your hangover is costing

your boss. It's Friday. You might be- Speaking of producers, sorry, I know we're doing live radio, but there's espresso martinis out in the I Heart Lounge, and I believe we need some. Continue. Wow, that is the single-handed most unprofessional thing

you've ever done on this show. You literally interrupted the show to get yourself drinks that you're not allowed to drink while you're working. Yeah, but I like it. I like it. I like it because I get one too.

Yeah. Yeah. This is the results, everybody. It's all in context, mate. $1.65 billion a year just in New Zealand in lost productivity down to hangovers. And that's not just people who call and lost productivity down to hangovers.

And that's not just people who call in sick because they're hungover. That's people who show up and do a crap job at work because they're hungover as well. Remember, should I say her name? There was one particular person at the ZM office who used to come in and then she'd sleep under her desk. Oh, I don't know if I know that person. No, you know the person. Oh, that person.

Yeah. She's not here anymore. You still can't say her name. No, but that's what she used to do. She still turned up though. Yeah, but she was a workaholic. So she was working from home. She'd be working while she was drinking after hours. So there's no lost productivity with her. Does it

still count if you don't show up but you just sleep here at work and then you're just here? Look, see, it's all about productivity, not attendance. That $1.6 billion is, no one can understand that. Like, who cares? They've broken it down. On average, it's $1,098 per Kiwi employee per year

of lost productivity. It's about five days a week of lost. And obviously, there's some people who would never call in hungover or sick. So they would never use their five days. So someone's using 10. So someone's using more and more, right? I can think of a few people. The worst offenders.

Who do you think? Who do you think are the worst for? Millennials. Well, it's men under 25. Yeah. Nailed it. They're the worst ones. And they're the ones who are like, I can handle my hangover.

Really? The men? Men under 25 and people with stressful jobs are the worst offenders. Really? Yeah. Interestingly, though, in this study, business owners said they are fine with you taking the odd day if you need it, so long as it's not a regular thing. They'd rather you were honest and like, look, I'm sorry, I've overdone it.

But then do you have to take a sick day, though? Yeah, of course you've got to not a regular thing. They'd rather you were honest and like, look, I'm sorry, I've overdone it. But then do you have to take a sick day though? Yeah, of course you've got to take a sick day. Yeah. Nah, I'd rather just sleep under my desk. No, you don't. Again, that's not actually an option. What do you mean? You can get fired for that.

You can't get fired for taking a sick day. You can get fired for that. Look, it's all about moderation, New Zealand. It's not what we're drinking. It's how we're drinking. Stay safe this weekend. But the official information out of this study from the University of Otago is, just be honest here and there if you need to.

Producer Ben, are those espresso martinis on the way? Yeah, they are. But they said, hey, you know, Bree. I said, yeah, she can't have any today, unfortunately. Oh, whatever. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This time yesterday, I put forward to the team a great idea.

And that idea was an adult round-off competition. You don't know what a round-off is. It's like a cartwheel, but harder. Look, and actually, I've got you saying it here. At the time, I didn't realise that we were being set up. Listen to this. I thought over the next two days, us here in the Brian Clint Show could relive our youth

and we could have a round-off competition. Oh, this is a bad idea. First of all, it wasn't two days. It was 24 hours. And second of all, you didn't tell us that you're a professional round-offer. I'm not. I haven't done it for years. That was actually probably the second time I've ever done a round-off.

I can't help that I'm naturally athletic. Oh, shut up. That was the first time I think all three of us have done one, so it was rigged. It was rigged. Anyway, the round-off competition took place in the ZM offices earlier just before the show. Brie gets a huge crowd together.

Oi, come around here. We're all going to do this. None of us know how to do it. Guys, watch me do something amazing. I wouldn't say none of us do. That's how you translate it. Hey, guys, watch my cool trick. Watch these three losers first, then watch this cool trick I can do.

Can you guys smell that? Yeah, it's you cheating. Saw losers, I think. Saw losers. If anybody has seen the footage of the round-off competition on the Bri and Clint Instagram, you'll totally know what we're talking about. We're going to go to the results as we've put up polls on the Instagram.

Ellie, you can deliver the results. Am I going fourth to first? Is that what I'm doing? Fourth to first. The loser. Oh, no, let's go first. Because the loser's going to do a peak test. Okay, all right.

Well, just get the winner out of the way first. Okay. The winner of the round-off competition is Brie. What a surprise. How surprising. What a surprise. I can't believe it, guys. It's like you're challenging us to an Australian accent competition.

Congratulations, Brie. You did really good. Thank you, Ben. See? A good loser. Second place. Second place. Guys, producer Ben McDowell.

Well done, Ben. Well done, Ben. Thanks, Bri. You did great, too. You did good. This is out of you and me as to who's the loser. Yep. And you know what?

I almost, and I'm not just saying this because I am probably going to be the loser. I actually almost can't tell who's actually worse in terms of the poll. It's actually that even. They're a double beep test. Yeah, I mean, you guys probably have to look at it yourself and judge it because I actually can't pick it. Here's my challenge to you, New Zealand, listening right now. The poll is still live for another 23 hours.

Go and vote Brie the worst and I'll do anything. I'll do some kind of challenge. If you make Brie lose this competition on Instagram, I'll give you $100. Also, it just sounds like Ali wants to do the beep test with someone else. Congratulations, mate. You do a great round off. I'm still shocked.

Yes, I'm. With the win. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. With the Rugby World Cup fast approaching, I can imagine people saving their pennies to go watch the All Blacks. Oh, yeah. And it wouldn't be cheap because you'd have to fly to Japan and then you have to buy the tickets

and then I'm sure tickets to the Rugby World Cup. I mean, the final. What would something like that be worth? So the hard thing with a final is you have to buy them well in advance of knowing whether your team's going to be in the final or not. So you've got to put your money down. I mean, you can sell them. Yeah, but if you're in Japan, you'd want to go anyway, right?

Not All Blacks fans. We get real depressed and we throw a tantrum and we go home. And that's it. We are not there for the spectacle. We're just there for the All Blacks. My best example is a friend of mine when the World Cup was here in 2011 and the All Blacks were in the final. How much?

He got tickets to the final and he paid $1,400 for one ticket. Okay. That's a fair bit. And it was just a regular seat, not a great seat. Just any old seat in the stadium. Yeah. When I tell you I've got – When I say he paid for it, his dad paid for it.

Yeah, I bet. I've got here some of the most expensive tickets to sporting events ever paid. Okay. And I think you're going to be shocked. I mean, that's a lot of money. Yeah. But this is going to blow your mind. Right.

So this one here is the Masters PGA 2013. Oh, golf people have got money. Yeah. So a four-day pass to that particular Masters PGA Tour was setting you back American dollars, $4,500. Imagine paying $4,500 for a boring sport like golf. Yeah, right. Seriously. It's a four-day pass.

By the first day, you'd be like, who can I sell this to? Also, once they hit the ball, it's nowhere near you. Yeah. It's not like you can see the whole field. No, you can't see the outcome. No, you can on TV. Yeah. Yeah, golf is better to watch on TV.

But not much. Let's talk football. The World Cup soccer final in 2014, Germany versus Argentina. Those fans get crazy. Yeah, they do. They start fires. And tickets to that, some people paid over $27,000. Excuse me?

To go to that game. $27,000? That's crazy, hey? There's no game of sport that's worth $27,000. You'd want to hope your team won if you paid that money, wouldn't you? Yeah. What about, let's go to tennis. You'd want to hope someone didn't have like paid that money, wouldn't you? Yeah. What about, let's go to tennis. You'd want to hope someone didn't have like a banner in front of you

that blocked your view. What about tennis? Let's go to a tennis match. Andy Murray versus Novak Djokovic, the Wimbledon men's final in 2013. Okay. Which meant a lot to the Brits because it was when Andy Murray could claim back the nation's title for the first time since 1936. Yeah.

So people really wanted to go to this match. England suck at their own sports. Yeah. Like football. So tickets to that were worth American dollars, $65,000 some people paid. Yeah. Crazy. What about the Floyd Mayweather versus Conor McGregor fight?

That was big in 2017. Yeah, it was huge. Some people paid $110,000 to sit ringside. Boxing's different though. Boxing's real flashy. You pay to be seen at the boxing, right? That's a lot of money though. Are you ringside for $110,000?

You're ringside. For $110,000, I want to catch a tooth. Yep. Yeah, you want to take one of Conor McGregor's teeth home. Yeah. And this one was the one that shocked me the most. But I remember watching this game. And if you watch basketball, you'd know the story with LeBron James

and the Cleveland Cavaliers. You'd know that story. And they played the Golden State Warriors in 2017. This was game five of the final series. Some people paid to that game $133,000 to go to that game. Yeah. And those people, to those people I say, you can get Sky Sport and it's a lot cheaper than that.

Yeah, but you can't feel the atmosphere and the sweat and the tears. For $137,000, I can imagine. Like I can get a can of like a spray bottle of water and spritz myself and go, oh my god, that's LeBron's sweat. You could buy LeBron's sweat for that month. For $137,000 you could buy lunch with LeBron and go,

so, how was the game? Was it good? Can I touch the trophy? I want to know from people on 0800 dials at M and let's just not talk sport. Let's talk concerts, events. Sport can be in it as well. How much have you paid for tickets to something that you really wanted to go to? Really expensive tickets.

Really expensive tickets, we're talking. 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. How much have you paid to go see maybe your favourite band, favourite artist, maybe a sporting event? Tickets can be expensive. Yeah, they rack them up when they go,

this is the last time you'll ever see us as well. Producer Ben, how much did you pay for Elton John tickets? Oh, I think $300. Each? Yeah, each ticket, yeah. That's a lot. Is it? I paid $450 for Justin Timberlake. Whoa! Yeah, each ticket, yeah. That's a lot. Is it? I paid 450 for Justin Timberlake.

Whoa! Yeah, that was ages ago. Were you sitting on him? Yeah, basically, yeah. We were pretty close. I didn't even know you liked Justin Timberlake. It was a good contest. It was pretty cool.

400 for which one? The Future Sex Love Sounds Tour or that other one? No, it was the 2020 Experience one. We paid heaps of money for that ticket too. Yeah, I paid heaps for those tickets too. Ellie, producer Ellie, did you pay any? I don't really pay for anything

to be honest. That's why she works at a radio station. Few good texts coming in on this. Someone said they paid $290 US for The Lion King musical.

That's fairly standard, I think. That's a lot of money. It's a good show. But you pay heaps for those Broadway tickets. Imagine if you're taking your family. I think we paid $200 to see it on Broadway when we were there. It's a lot of money It's a good show But yeah You pay heaps For those Broadway tickets Imagine if you're Taking your family

I think we paid 200 bucks To see it on Broadway When we were there It's a lot And then someone else Texted through And they said

I just paid 80 dollars For bloody Wiggles tickets That's a steal That's your future mate No it's not No there was no Wiggles In my future No the Wiggles

Are going to be a part Of your life Very soon No Very soon Call me ignorant But I'm pretty sure If you don't show Your kids the Wiggles They don't want to Go to the Wiggles are going to be a part of your life very soon. No, no. Very soon. Call me ignorant, but I'm pretty sure if you don't show your kids the Wiggles, they don't want to go to the Wiggles. I'll be like, hey, Clint, you want to go to Drake?

We're all going to Drake. And you'll be like, can't, spent my money on Wiggles. No, I won't. But again, $80. There are Wiggles parents out there right now going, $80. Honestly, I'll pay $80. I'll pay anything right now. Please give me some Wiggles tickets.

We're asking on 0800DIALZM, how much did you pay for your tickets? Di, hello. Hi, how are you? Good, good. Was it to see the Wiggles, the tickets that you got? No, definitely not. What was it to you, Di? Last year, my husband turned 60,

and one of the things on his bucket list was to go to the Monaco Grand Prix. So we went through England to get our tickets and we went corporate because we thought, well, if we're going to go there, we might as well do the whole hog. And so we got a gold champions package and it was $7,000 for two days for two people. Oh, so that's for two people.

Yeah, it's good. And it's his 60th, so special occasion. But when's your 60th? And what do you expect? Yeah, what are you going to get? Are you going to get Tina Turner to jump out of a birthday cake at your house? Well, I'd love to tell you that I'm already 60 past, so no, I didn't do anything like that.

Are you the sugar mama? Are you the older lady? You're bloody paying for everything, Di. And you're treating him to a weird trip to Monaco. Go, Di. It's very nice of you, Di. A lot of text coming through now as we're talking about this. Someone said they paid $7,000 for wrestling WWE tickets.

Oh, my God. Really? Another person paid $11,000 for Bruce Springsteen. What? In New York. $11,000? He's not even like, he's, it's Bruce, I don't get Bruce Springsteen. I don't get it.

Their Bruce Springsteen is your Usher. I wouldn't pay 11 grand. I love Usher. I wouldn't pay 11 grand to go and see him. Yeah, neither. Seriously, I wouldn't. Let's go to Catherine. Hey, Catherine.

Hi, Catherine. Hey. What did you pay for tickets? My husband and I are going to Bathurst this year And we paid 10 grand for our racetrack hotel package Whoa! But Catherine, how good's Bathurst? Awesome So good

Four to hold it, Catherine Oh, I can smell Hold it, man Hold it, man I was going to say, don't talk about fours on this show How's the smell of tyre smoke, Catherine? Is there anything better? If you could get the smell of burnout in a perfume,

would you wear it on your body? Yeah. I know. I can smell the petrol and feel the mullets now. I was going to say some word association to you. I want to see how you feel. Commodore. That's very nice.

V8. That's very nice. Peter Brock. That's a bit old. Jandals. Jandals. That's not safe in a race car. Bourbon and Coke.

Oh, yeah, that's very nice. Good old-fashioned burnout. Thanks, Catherine. Hey, you sound cool, and seeing as you love cars so much, wait there, it's a fill-up Friday. We're going to get you a mobile fuel voucher. Awesome, thank you. Thanks, Catherine.

No worries. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. A real battle of the wits, of the minds, and of musical knowledge this game.

You, Bree, versus me. We get one second of a song, and we have to try and guess as many as we can inside 20 seconds. Have I ever won? No. Am I due for a win? Yes. Have you ever won? No. Am I due for a win? Yes. Have you never won?

Yes. No. Have you never won? I've never won. Right. Well, maybe that... I've tied. I have tied.

You have tied, yeah. Once. And I remember you had a good week once as well. No, I didn't. That's not meant to sound patronising. Maybe that will make your decision easier. Mark, who are you going to choose to represent you in the One Second Song Challenge?

I have faith in you, Clint, so I'll pick you. Thank you, mate. I appreciate it. You won't let me down. I won't let you down. Probably a good decision. We'd be a real slap in the face if I'd never lost and he still wouldn't choose me.

Amy, that means that Bree is playing for you. I'm sorry, Amy. If she takes out the game, you win for yourself free mobile fuel. It's a fill-up Friday and there's gas on the line, okay? Well, you can do it, Bree. Amy, I'm going to do my absolute best, okay? I'm due. I'm bloody due, mate.

Let's put the ball back in your court. Would you like to go first or second? I'll go second. Okay, off you go. Bree is going to step out into a soundproof room because with this game, we compete with the exact same songs. Hello there. Okay, Clint, you can pass and just give me a name or artist name

and you're good to go. Okay, good to go. Head it off, Ben. Me No Speak Americano. Correct. Saturday Night Big G's. Correct. Ed Sheeran.

Correct. Katy Perry. Correct. Tayo Cruz. Correct. Venga Boys. Correct. Taylor Cruz. Correct. Vingar Boys. Correct. Lorde.

Correct. Reese Weston. Correct. Suno Echo. Correct. Well done. Well done. That was a good effort.

Really average effort. Clint, that was... Bree's definitely going to get you here. There's some curveballs in there. Oh, is there? Oh, okay. All right. No, you got it, Bree. You got it.

All right, you can pass. And you just need to give me artist or... What am I saying? You know what I mean. All right, when you're ready. Americado. Correct. BJs. Correct. Uh, Bee Gees.

Correct. Um, pass. It's Sheeran. Correct. Katy Perry. Correct. Uh, Ayo. Um, pass.

Pass. Um, Lorde. Correct. Nice work. Have you got some of the other In your head there I can see it in your head Do you remember the other ones

That you didn't get Vanga Boys Alright we'll give you that one Nice work Nice work Okay What are we doing Giving words

Oh Clint I mean You're alright mate Okay We'll give it to you We'll give it to you Sorry Sorry I get competitive as well

Yeah I know She's competitive I get competitive in this game. I know. All right, but it was still. I think you're the more competitive one on the show recently. I know what you mean. Even Friday Oaky.

He like practices for days before. I love it. Don't worry, Clint. You still won 9-6 today. So that's right. Mark, you get. Did I get 6? Is that it?

Yeah, you did. Well, technically you got 5 because Ali gave you that extra one. All right, you're patronising me. Mark, we've got mobile fuel for you for Fill Up Friday. Congratulations on backing the winning horse. Awesome. Well done, Clint. Thank you, mate.

Whatever, Mark. You're awesome. Thank you, Bray. Bray, you're awesome. Thank you, Mark. I did my bit to help you win. You're welcome, Mark. Why the hell did you put...

You enjoy that fuel. Why did you put pseudo-eco-funky town in there? I really don't know. I don't know what that was. No, that was the last... You didn't get to that one. What's the ones that I missed? Finger Boys?

Yeah, which you got the... That was one more. It was song number five. It's Tire Crew. It is. It is Tire Crew. It's a nice word. And I knew that, but I was like, my brain's taking too long past.

Yeah. Can you get the next one? Can you get song eight? I got my t-shirt. Race master. Yeah, you do. I still win, though, eh? You still win.

Yeah, you still win, though. What a random mix of songs. It is, isn't it? I mean, it's hard. I'm starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. And now Friday-oke is coming up. Friday-oke is for you guys. We embarrass ourselves to make you feel good on a Friday and we're taking on

Pitbull next. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks Brie and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-oke! Good to be here. Good to be here. Good to bloody be here. Our embarrassment for your game. What we do is we each take a week about picking the song and then we jump in the booth with a professional audio engineer

who makes us sound as good as we possibly can. We only get 15 minutes, though. It's not long. No, you only get 15. That includes all your mistakes, all your redos. All the auto-tune. Any backing vocals you need to do. This week, and then you decide who wins, who's the best. This week, we're taking on Pitbull.

It's Mr. 305 checking in for the remix. And I know you love Pitbull. I love Pitbull. Well, that's why we chose it. You didn't say I was good love Pitbull. I love Pitbull. Well, that's why we chose it. You didn't say I was good at Pitbull. No. But I love it. You want to rock, paper, scissors and see who goes first?

Here we go. So it's one, two, three, show, okay? One, two, three, show. Okay, you can go first. Can I just say, this is my absolute best, and I tried it in a few different ways, and I landed on this that I've recorded as the best option for me. Brie as Pitbull.

Ladies and gentlemen, drink it in and save your votes until you've heard both versions. Ha-ha-ha! This is Real 5 checking in for the remix. You know that it's 75 Street Brazil. Well, this here girl will be called Caiocho. Mwah! Kia ora kata, kia ora komega.

And this how we gonna do it. Dale! One, two, three, four. Uno, dos, tres, quatro. I know you want me. Want me. You know I want ya. Want ya.

I know you want me. You know I want ya. Want ya. I know you want me. Want me. You know I want ya. Want ya. I know you want me. You know I want ya. Want ya. I know you want me. Want me. You know I want ya. Want ya. I know you want me.

You know I want ya. Want ya. One, two, three, four. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. Roomba. Si. I'm gonna get a Roomba. Como?

Roomba. Si. I wanna buy a Roomba. Como? See the jacket in the racket on the TV on 4th line. There's a thriller in Manila in Apunta Jaguar. Okay. Crushed it. I will say I do have an Italian background. I got French out of that.

No. You were like, I threw in all ethnicities. I don't discriminate. Also, was Kath and Kim doing Beth and Becking vocals? Why are you hating on my version? I'm not hating. I don't discriminate. Also, was Kath and Kim doing Bath and Boat backing vocals? Why are you hating on my version? I'm not hating. I'm not hating.

Let's hear yours. Okay, here you go. This is my attempt at Pitbull for Friday Oki. Ha ha. It's Mr. 305 checking in for the remix. You know it's that 75 Street Brazil. With this here going to be called Cajoto. Ha ha.

Que ola, Cata. Que ola, Omega, que o la omega And this how we gonna do Dale! One, two, three, four Uno, dos, tres, cuatro I know you want me Want me

You know I want ya Want ya I know you want me You know I want ya Want ya I know you want me Want me You know I want ya

Want ya I know you want me You know I want ya. I know you want me, you know I want ya. One, two, three, four. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. Rumba, el que se rumba. Como? Rumba, el que se rumba. Como?

Se va a requerir salga, guapa, yo es San Bessar. Cosa si resumbo grande vale un trejago. There you go. Both good Spanish, I thought. Yeah, both nice, solid attempts. Now, who wins? We're going to take five calls to decide it. And whoever gets the most votes takes out Friday Oki. Dale.

Here we go. We'll find out straight after. In fact, let's play some Pitbull. Should we play some Pitbull? Yeah, let's play some Pitbull. Some real Pitbull after what we just did to that. Here you go. We'll be back with the result after this. 0800 dial ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Friday Oki.

He is the subject of Friday Oaky today. Who does a better pitbull, Bree or me? We only do this to make you feel better about yourself on a Friday. You've heard them now. You've heard Bree's pitbull. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. I know you want me. Want me.

You know I want you. Want you. I know you want me. You know I want you. Me. And you've heard mine. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. I know you want me. You know I want you. And you've heard mine. I know you want me. You know I want you.

I know you want me. You know I want you. Why do people keep texting and saying mine sound creepy? It's a trend. Five votes decides it. Majority wins. First is Goldie. Hi, Goldie.

G'day, how you going? Going good, going good. What do you reckon, Goldie? Who's taking it out today? Mate, I would love to play music for you today. That was just bang on, so I've got to go for Brie, mate. You going with Brie? Thank you, mate. Appreciate the support.

He sounds Australian. Rock on. Yes, mate. Hi, Jordie. Hey, how are you? Going good. Jordie, who's your vote for in Friday Oki today? I was going to let you know. I was sitting at the Huratu Lights in the Waikato, and I was crying laughing. And the person who I'm choosing 100% deserves it,

and it's brief. Oh, wow. Okay. I know you want me, mate. I know you want me. Let's go to Mitchell. Hi, Mitchell. Hi, Mitch. Hey, guys. How's go to Mitchell. Hi, Mitchell. Hi, Mitch.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Going good, man. Who's you voting for for Friday Okie? I'm going to have to go for you, Clint. Thank you. Thank you. It's good to get a run on the board.

That's all right. I appreciate it. Thanks. What did you like about it, Mitch? I felt it had more flow than breeze. Stop fishing, mate. Stop fishing. I was looking for a bit of critical feedback.

Tell me what you liked about it, Mitchell. Hi, Casey. Hi. Casey, who's your vote for today? You know what? I love you, Bree. But I got to say, I have to vote for Clint only because it was so close. But his Spanish just a tad bit better.

Mine was pretty good. I really want a Ro bit better. Well, mine was pretty good. I really want a rumba. Yours was Italian. Yours was more Italian. True. It was. Thank you. It was Espanol.

Yeah, see, I agree. Thank you, Casey. I appreciate that. Hey, that means we're going to tie break. One vote left. All right. It's all down to Emma this afternoon. Hi, Em.

Hi. Emma, before you say anything, the current score for Friday Oki is four games to Bree, three games for me. That's close. The votes in this week's game are currently tied at two all. Who is taking out Friday Oki? I'm going to have to let the seven and nine-year-old in my car

who listen every week, literally the favourite part of the week, tell you who's going to be the winner. Great. Let's hear it. We vote for Clint. Ah! I know you want me. You know I want you.

Thanks, guys. I know you want me. Thanks, Emma. One I want you. Thanks, guys. I know you want me. You know I want you. Thanks, Emma. One, two, three, four. Thanks, Em. That means we're even. We are.

Four games each. We're evenly bad. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

There's probably a lot of people who want to know what their birthday banger is, which is the number one song on your 16th birthday. So we all reminisce about, you know, everyone remembers when they were 16 and the big songs at that time. Some of us are still trying to forget when we were 16. Yeah, well, it is a bit like that. Today, if you win Birthday Banger, you are going to score for yourself a double pass to Drax Project

and their Welcome Home Tour, which is in Auckland and in Christchurch this July and August. Hey, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Charlotte? 28th of March, 94.

Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of March, and back in 2010, this topped the chart. Gaga and Beyonce? Yep. Telephone. Into it? Yeah, definitely a good combo. I love both of them. What about Videophone, the one they did for Beyonce when they flipped it back?

Videophone. Oh, tune. Okay, it's a good birthday banger. Next up is Taylor. Hey, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi. What's your birthday, Taylor?

It's the 5th of November, 1989. Okay, you were 16 in 2005 on the 5th of November. And Taylor, this is your birthday banger. You raise me up so I can stand on mountains. You raise me up. A bit of Westlife for your Friday. You raise me up. I mean, it gives you the feel. Yeah, it does give you the feel.

Is it right for a Friday? It's what we call an emotional banger. It depends what mindset you're in. I like that song. It's good. It's good the feels. Yeah, it does give you the feels. Is it right for a Friday? It's what we call an emotional banger. It depends what mindset you're in. Yeah. I like that song. It's good. It's good, Taylor. Yeah, Taylor, you're in the running.

You are not out of this yet. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hi. What's your birthday? 1st of November, 1985. All right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 1st of November. And back on that day, this was number one.

The return of Kylie Minogue. What an icon! What an icon. And Can't Get You Out of My Head. You into that? She's pretty legendary. She is an absolute GB. GB? Yeah, good bitch.

Have you met... I knew what you meant. Have you met her? Yeah, I met her once, and I literally just couldn't say anything. Is she tiny? She is tiny. She looks... Yeah, she's just miniature in every way.

Rachel, you ever met Kylie Minogue? No. I know my partner would like to. She is his hall pass. Really? Okay. Well, that might have some sway on our decision.

Wait there for us. Double Pass The Drax Project, Friday afternoon, everybody driving home, getting into the weekend, what's the right song to play? Is it Gaga Telephone? Is it Westlife You Raise Me Up?

Or is it Kylie Minogue's Can't Get You Out Of My Head? I like all of them. me up or is it Kylie Minogue's Can't Get You Out of My Head? I like all of them. I do like all of them. Gaga had good energy. You know how much I love Gaga. I know how much you love Kylie Minogue too.

I do love Kylie. It's just got that iconic, just the start of it. Just the... Oh yeah. 2001. Are we into it? Yeah, I vote too much. Are we into it? Yeah, I'm into it. Can we do it? Rachel, call your partner and tell him to cash in his hall pass

because you just won birthday banger. Awesome, thank you. No worries. You're going to Drax Project as well. We've got a double pass for you to their welcome home tour. Awesome, thank you so much. No worries. Here it is, New Zealand.

What an icon. Your birthday banger from Kylie Minogue. La la la, I just can't get you out of my head Boy, your love is all I think about I just can't get you out of my head Boy, it's more than I dare to think about La la la, la la la la la la la la La la la, I just can't get you out of my head Boy, your love is all I think about I just can't get you out of my head

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And I was just saying to you off air, she's been through a lot, that woman. And do yourself a favour, if you've never seen Kylie Minogue in Kath & Kim, she appears in one episode. Oh my God, so funny. We were just having this discussion, and I don't mean it in a rude way,

I mean it in a core blimey. She cannot be. How old do you think Kylie Minogue is? Neither of us know. Kylie Minogue. Producer Ellie has the result, but before she gives it to us, wager your bet. How old? How old do you think she is?

52. I'm going to say she's 50. 50? Yeah. Producer Ellie, how old is Kylie Minogue? She's bang in the middle at 51. Oh, no way. Do we both win?

Yeah, all right. Oh, she looks good. She does. Half a century. You know the gold go-go pants she wore in that famous film clip? No. The really short gold hot pants. No, but I'm willing to Google it.

You should Google it. They're in a museum. Are they? Really? Yes. They're like a piece of Australiana. Oh, Australiana. Yep. Wow.

See, that's more creepy to put them in a museum. Hey, Kylie, can we get those pimps? People are like, you have to touch them with tongs. Like when they move them, you can't touch them. That is true. Oh my gosh. Is this the song that was playing at that gay bar when your phone got stolen in LA last week? I think it was.

Yeah. Got a lot of compliments today around the office. Did you? Don't know if you noticed. Oh, no. Was I supposed to give you one? Yep. Nice haircut.

Nope. Nice new Billie Eilish t-shirt. Nope. Nice pants. Nice tartan pants. Nope. You're wearing a lot of new things. What do you want?

I'm tan. Oh, are you? Oh, okay. Every single second person around the office was like, Oh, you look brown Oh, okay. Every single second person around the office was like, oh, you look brown, nice tan. Yep. Put a tan on last night. Did you do it yourself?

I did it myself. Yeah, Bondi Sands? Bondi Sands did. And I want to bring something to the group's attention and I want to ask you guys as a group whether this is a real low point for me or it's innovative. Oh, no, you've gone mungy around your elbows, have you? No.

So last night, it was late, it was about 10.30, 11, and I thought, hmm, better whack a tan on. Got some stuff on this weekend. Yeah, what are you tanning for, by the way? Hot date? No, just the weekend. Sure. Anyway, I got my tan out, my Bondi Sands, it's there,

and then I was looking for my glove because you have like a tanning glove, a tanning mitt that you put your tan on with. My wife, Lucy, has one. I constantly offer to help. She's never taken me up on that. No tanning mitt. Oh, yeah. It was late.

Everything was closed. So I showed some innovativeness. Innovation. Innovation, that's the word. And I used one of my socks. I thought you were going to say oven mitt. Oh, that would have been good. It would have been good.

What colour sock? So I used a black sock. You don't have any long socks. I have a couple of pairs. You only got those sock its. Yes, that's true. But I have a couple of pairs of long ones. But obviously it seeps through the sock.

Yeah. So I've grabbed this plastic bag, put that on my hand, and then put the sock over the top of the plastic bag. Right. But then my hand, and then put the sock over the top of the plastic bag. Right. But then my hand kept slipping around. What do you think, out of 10, rating my tan based on the knowledge you know I put it on with a sock? It's the best sock-applied tan I've ever seen.

Are you judging me for using a sock? No, of course not. Of course not. You do you. I mean, it does make me think you desperately needed a tan, which makes me go, what have you got on this weekend? I don't know about that. It's not about that.

Isn't it? No. Because you sacrificed a perfectly good sock. No, producers. You rubbed yourself with a dirty sock. It wasn't dirt. It was when you were finished with it. Well, I'm glad you finished that sentence.

Producers, tan rating? Would you do it? What? glad you finished that sentence. Producer's tan rating. Would you do it? What, would you do what? Use a sock. Oh. You're like showing them your body and you're like, would you do it? Yeah, I'd probably also use a sock

if I had a special date this weekend. Okay, all right. Producer Ellie, you're a girl. What do you think about a girl? I actually want to commend you on your creativity and your niftiness and what we call in New Zealand your Kiwi ingenuity to get it done. Appreciate that.

Yeah, it's good. Your date would be proud. I'm with Ben. Damn. Damn this job. Honestly, this week has been rough. It has. Unless you have a good weekend.

It's going to be rough. Yes, Ben. Yes, Ben Damn it Yes Ben Yes Ben Take us Take us home baby I was going to say It's going to be a rougher weekend

Okay Took it too far You took it too far Should have finished with Ben It's not funny when I do it I promised you a new kind of bar before We talked about ice bars I don't know if you can do Because there's cat cafes Are there cat bars? I promised you a new kind of bar before. We talked about ice bars.

I don't know if you can do, because there's cat cafes. Are there cat bars? Don't think so. I'm really hanging out for a beanbag bar. Beanbag bar would go well. Beanbag rooftop bar. Bean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beanbag rooftop garlic bread cinema bar. Yeah, you should open one of those.

This is none of those. This is San Francisco garlic bread cinema bar. Yeah, you should open one of those. This is none of those. This is San Francisco's first rat bar. Yeah. So it's a bar. Is that a rat noise, is it? That's what the rat makes, yeah. You know rats are more clean than mice? This is also a rat.

Okay, no thanks enough. I think that's lots of rats. Ugh. Okay, no thanks, enough I think that's lots of rats This is the rat bar guy talking about the rat bar We're here today to celebrate the grand opening of our exclusive summer only rat bar Oh yeah, bring it on It's in a dungeon because he wants to recreate San Francisco's dark and dreary past. And literally, you order cocktails and the bar is filled with rats. And they crawl over your hands and your drinks and you pick them up and pet them and kiss them and share your nuts with them if you want.

Share your nuts with them. If you want to. Have you ever held a rat? Yeah, my cousins were rat people. You know how some people are rat people and they get pet rats? I've never understood that. Their cages smell like rat piss. No, rats are cleaner than mice.

Yeah, well I don't want mice either. That's like, out of all it's fine. Would you rather? I love animals. I love all animals. Would you rather a rat or a bird? A bird? A rat all day animals Would you rather a rat or a bird A bird A rat all day You'd have a rat over a bird Yeah birds are weird

If I could train my bird not to live in the cage A parrot would be cool Or those cockatoos that mimic you Yeah And you can teach them to swear Cockatoos are cute And you teach it swear words And when your friends come around

They go Breeze a ball bag Ah Because you can't get mad at a bird You can't get mad at No you can't Yep No you can't get mad at a bird. You can't get mad at... No, you can't. Yep. No, you can't get mad at a bird.

I can get out my.22 shotgun. Whoa. Far out. That took a dark turn. I'm from a farm, mate. Okay. Whoa! What did you...

Whoa! What did you just nearly say? I said that took a dark turn. Yeah, then you nearly... It sounded like something else. No, it didn't. Yeah. No, it didn't.

Producer Ben thought it, didn't you? All right, back to the rat noises. You want to go to the rat bar, you have to go to San Francisco because it's not here yet. In San Francisco. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I've got a drug story out of Queensland, Australia for you.

All right, yeah. The marijuana kind. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not legal there, eh? No, definitely not legal. Any talk about legalising it in Australia? Mate, we only just passed gay marriage. We've got a long way to go.

But there was a woman who, she has a couple of kids, young kids, and her and her husband needed some clothes to go camping. And they needed some warm clothes so she decided to go to the op shop because they don't have much money and she's purchased a few things from the op shop. She got this one really cute fake fur jacket for her five-year-old daughter. Oh, you can get great stuff in there. There's some real good stuff.

We got heaps of baby clothes out of there the other day for the baby. Did you? Yeah, 20 bucks, like 10 or 11 outfits. Well, I mean, think about how much a baby wears some clothes for health. Yeah, and babies are very generous. They donate all their clothes to the op shop. Weird that. Anyway, so she bought this jacket for $10.

And it's this big, woolly, fake fur jacket. Yeah. And about two weeks later, the daughter's tried it on, and it fits perfectly. And the daughter says, who she's five, and she says to mum, oh, there's rubbish in the pocket. And the mum goes, obviously, you know, they bought it from an op shop. You'd want it to be money. You'd want it to be money.

Some dead person's fortune that they've left in their fur jacket. Yeah, right. In a five-year-old's jacket. Oh, right, yeah. Some rich five-year-old. Just remember, this is a tiny, tiny jacket. Yeah. It's a bag of weed.

Okay. So, obviously, you're using your child as a mule? Well. Is that what it is? I mean, were they going through an airport and they thought, put it on the child? Or, I mean, if the child's in a fur jacket, maybe the child's a dealer. Maybe the child is like Some big pimpin dealer I was gonna say

Maybe it was a five year old Pimp No Yep no Could've been Yeah could've been Yeah yeah Those remote control

Ford Rangers you can drive around Yes They would've got like A Cadillac one Cruising around the backyard Are we talking about Selling weed to kids Or kids selling weed

I've lost track of Where we're at with this story I think both are bad The moral of the story is If you're going op shopping This weekend Check the pockets selling weed to kids or kids selling weed? I've lost track of where we're at with this story. I think both are bad. The moral of the story is if you're going op shopping this weekend, check the pockets. You could be in for a big weekend.

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