ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 9th 2020

Episode Date: June 9, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the podcast intro where we can talk about the thing that we couldn't talk about yesterday because now it's out there, now it's a thing. And that thing is, Ellie's leaving. Notice how I get real awkward when we're about to talk about this and I'm like, oh yeah, let's talk about it. Why do you get awkward? Because I don't like talking about things that make me emotional. Yeah, I know, we're addressing our feelings here though. As we've learned over the last couple of years. When I get emotional I'm like, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, but maybe I could do a fun joke. I'm going to say something funny to cover up my feelings. Yeah, nice, nice. We have to address our feelings, though. No, but we're not going to do that now. We will do that on Friday. Oh, bottle it up. I like that approach.

I don't want to drag it out all week. Well, it's up to you, Ellie. Do you want to drag it out all week? I don't mind. Whenever you guys want to chat about it. If it was Well, it's up to you, Ellie. Do you want to drag it out all week? I don't mind. Whenever you guys want to chat about it. If it was me and I was you? Yeah, you'd drag it out. Drag that shit out.

All right, let's talk about me, everyone. I'm a Leo and I love attention. Ain't that the truth. You're like my mum. You and her bloody Leos. I love her. I saw, and we can give them a plug, I saw your new workplace has released the big

announcement to Viva La Dirt League that's the one has put a post up on Instagram as well saying that Ellie's on the way over yeah so

that's good yeah so that's a good place that people who don't listen to ZM in New Zealand and only get these podcasts because those people

you're basically dead to them yeah basically because they'll never hear from you again unless they go and follow Viva La Dirt League are you going to be in some of their videos yeah i think so i mean i'm already in one of their series it's a gaming channel for those who don't know they basically

mock gaming humor so it's real funny if you like gaming what's your favorite game uh sims i love this was that part of the job interview they're like okay you want to work for us what's your favorite game yeah i just admitted i was like, I know nothing about games. I'm sorry. Yeah, just be honest. What's your favourite first person shooter? You see, I hate shooting stuff. I hate that.

I'm an Age of Empires gal. Nice. Love Age of Empires. Or Pokemon Blue. Oh, yeah. Or Red. Or Yellow. Okay.

Yeah, all right. Good. Crash Bandicoot. Who doesn't love Crash Bandicoot? Crash Bandicoot. Love Crash Bandicoot. Mario Kart. Yeah.

I'm in with you. All games that came out 25 years ago, though. Oh, yeah, they are, aren't they? But I'm with you. I'm with you. The games my brother plays, and I've seen Viva La Dirt League. I follow it. I like the stuff and follow your stuff.

Thanks, bro. No, but I'm saying my brother is someone who would love those videos because he's into the really intense games that never end. Yeah, with whole storylines behind them. It's literally like a global map. Which is really weird. And I'm like, I just don't understand. I know, and that's bizarre because your brother's quite hot.

Be nice. I'm not a gamer. I'm just making fun of gamers, but I think you guys are fantastic. Honestly, I do. There you go. And you can take Ellie. You know what?

You deserve her. Hey, thanks. I don't know if that was a compliment or not. I'm doing the thing that Brie does. I'm getting awkward. I'm getting awkward. You're getting awkward. Okay.

Anyway, we will... Don't make me bring up the pizza Monday thing again. Oh, no. Don't start. Oh, did you like the pizza photo that I put up? Oh, yeah, what happened to Taco Tuesday? What pizza photo? I put up a photo of you.

Oh, Ben's here. Sorry, Taco. I was doing some work. Yeah, sorry, Taco. No, you've got a good point. Taco Tuesday was meant to happen. Yeah, what was I that about? Yeah, that is a good point.

Now I'm annoyed. I was so upset that no one took off on Pizza Mondays, and then you all watched me. Did you not see the picture I put up of you On the internet No I put up a picture of you

Enjoying your pizza Yeah Oh here we fucking go No It's nice No it's not It's not fucking nice I can tell

It is It's the look of love It's you and pizza Okay yeah it's not that It's alright It's in our podcast group In our podcast group We've got to go

We're actually still doing The live radio show So Oh yeah we better go do that We We've got to go. We're actually still doing the live radio show. Oh yeah, we better go do that. We better go do that and then you're about to enjoy it through the mystery of time. Whoa.

Whoa. Great Scott. Let's go back in time to before Ellie was leaving. Oh. She hasn't left yet. No, not yet. I love the podcasters.

Thanks for all your support. I'll do this again on Friday probably but thanks for all your support. I'll miss you all. No, this is all you get. Okay. I love you guys. Hey, Google.

What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good morning, everybody.

Good afternoon. Welcome to your first afternoon of Level 1. Oh yes, it is. What have you done with your newfound freedom, Bree? I mean, it's been since midnight. What did you do at the stroke of midnight? I was watching Netflix, I think. Yeah, right. It was your freedom. You do whatever you like with it.

Yeah, catching up on some Queer Eye. Yeah, oh good. Which was quite enjoyable. So nothing. Yeah, good on some Queer Eye. Yeah, oh, good. Which was quite enjoyable. So nothing. Yeah, good. What have you done? Yeah, no, nothing. Oh, I went to Bunnings this morning.

I feel like this weekend will be the weekend where we see people getting out and about. Using their level one freedom. You know? Yeah. That type of thing. I'm going to go to the Blues game at Eden Park this weekend. I reckon it's going to sell out. How many people does Eden Park sit?

50,000. God, that's a big crowd. Yeah, when we were buying tickets, because we've already bought our tickets, like it was hard. I thought I was on a Blues game. You'll get a seat on halfway. No one goes. And you couldn't?

Nah. Yeah, that's awesome to see. It's good. Yeah, yeah. It's great to see. Might be the most people that have ever been to a Blues game. I mean, they recently have acquired Bowdoin Barrett and Dan Carter, two of the greatest All Blacks ever.

Yeah, that helps. So that definitely gives it a boost. Plus there's been, like, no rugby because of a pandemic. So that also helps. That also helps, yeah. But, yeah, how good. I just can't wait for live sport again. Yeah, it's all slowly coming back,

and we're going to cover off some of the things that are back today. We're going to talk to some bars about what you can do now that we're in level one. We're also going to look at the festivals that are back on in New Zealand now that we're in level one. But next, you could be right now

sitting inside an absolute pot of gold. Yeah, that's right. The vehicle that you're driving right now could be worth a fortune. Yeah, this story is coming out of America, but you very well could own one of these treasure chests of a car as well. So what we're going to do is we want anyone who currently owns a year 2000 Honda Civic to give us a call right now on 0800DIALZM.

Yeah, you might be about to win the car lotto. We will take you through a few steps to see if you've got one of these cars that's worth a fortune. It's an incredibly common car. It is, but there's certain things about the 2000 Honda Civic that we need to get to the bottom of. So that's what you want? Yes. Year 2000 Honda Civic owners to give us a call right now. That's right.

0800 dial ZM right now. Brian Clint, ZM. Brian Clint. Listen up, my listeners who own a Honda Civic year 2000 model. I mean, specific group of people. Yeah, but I mean, there's a few of them around. There'd be a few of them around. You might have owned one in the past.

I've got really good news for you. You potentially could be sitting on a gold mine. How much of a gold mine? Well, a Honda Civic year 2000 has just sold in the States for about $80,000. What? Yeah. A year 2000? Second hand Honda Civic?

This thing is in mint condition, you know, pretty much brand new. It's only done 9,000 Ks. Yeah. It's in mint condition. You know, pretty much brand new. It's only done 9,000 Ks. It's in good nick. And for some reason it's now a collector's item. Yeah, it's something to do with the engine or anyway, we don't need to get bogged down in details. Let's not get into details. We just know. Let's just know that if you have one, you're

rich. If you have one, you potentially could sell it for a lot. We're lucky enough to have a couple of owners on the phone. Gaurav, good afternoon. Hello. Hi, good afternoon. Hi, you have a year 2000 Honda Civic? I have, yes. Well, fantastic.

Perfect. Gaurav, you could be in line for this. And also, Ange, you've got a year 2000 Honda Civic as well. Good afternoon. Hi, Ange. Hi. Is this exciting, Ange? You could be sitting on a gold mine.

I know. My other half would be jealous because he thinks his Evo's better than my car, but it looks like my car might be better. Your car might actually be better. And Gaurav, have you ever owned a car worth $80,000 before? No. No. Neither have I.

Well, you might be sitting inside one right now. I've gotten some details, guys, of the one that because it's a particular type and model and all the rest of it, so I've just pulled out some details which we might be able to narrow it down if one of you guys has the particular Honda Civic type. All right, so question number one, what colour is your year 2000 Honda Civic? We'll start with you, Gaurav.

It's white. It's white. It's white. White, okay. Yeah, and Ange? Ange? Mine's also white. All right, both white. It doesn't really specify.

I don't think colour matters. This one is metallic pearl blue, but I don't think that matters. Let's not worry about the colour. I think it's more. We can paint a car. That's fine. We can deal with that. We can deal with that.

This, however, does really matter, this question. This might knock you out of the running. Do either of your year 2000 Honda Civics have, is it a two-door or a four-door? Gaurav, how many doors you got? Four doors. Ange? Yeah, I'm four-door too.

It might mean it's worth more. There's more doors, more value. It's like a house. more doors, more value. Oh, yeah. It's like a house. More bedrooms, more value. Don't get bogged down in that, that the $80,000 one is a two door. It is a two door. Don't get caught up in that factor.

Okay, we'll move on. We'll see if we can get any yeses. Guys, are they manual or autos? Gaurav, what's yours? Mine was an auto. And Ange? Five speed manual. Oh! Oh! We got a hit! We got a hit! Good, good. We'vege? Five-speed manual. Oh!

Oh! We got a hit! We got a hit! Good, good. That's good. All right, all right. Okay. Now, Ange, unfortunately, Gaurav,

that means your year 2000 Honda Civic is out. Sorry, mate. Because they are after the... It's alive. Yeah, sorry. It's worth a try. Just out of interest, how much did you pay for yours, Gaurav?

$13,000. $13,000? Oh. Yeah. It's a a try. Just out of interest, how much did you pay for yours, Gaurav? $13,000. $13,000? Yeah, $14,000. $165,000. Yeah, right. Pretty good deal. You're sitting on a gold mine anyway. We'll let you go and we'll focus on Ange, who we think may be the person.

This is the big question. Yeah, right. Ange. Yeah. Year 2000, Honda Civic. Is it an SI model? No, it's an RS. But we tried.

We, uh... Bungerange! We don't know. That one could be worth even more. Oh, we could have taken it out to the drag park and dragged you husband's ego. We can still drag it anyway, Brie. Yes! Come and get him.

We'll take it for a drag anyway. I'm keen, mate. I'm keen. It's a perfect, you don't need no filter. Brie and Clint. I wanted to tell you about something embarrassing happened to me this morning. Yeah. It was one of those moments where you just want to sink down into your chair

and just kind of hide from people. Oh, no. Toilet paper on the shoe. Oh, has that happened to you before? No, but I imagine it's happened to you. Yeah, I mean, it's happened to the best of us, I think. Yeah. Why does it mainly happen to women?

Because we wear, like, those, like, heels. I feel like it's prone to getting caught to the heel. Yeah, right. I've definitely had it attached to a boot. Plus, plus, plus, toilet paper with every visit to the toilet for the ladies. Yeah. Only for men, less than 30% of the time. Wait.

Yeah. Do men not use toilet paper when they're... Number ones. Number ones. No. Never. No, what would we use toilet paper for without getting too crude? So wait, you're telling me a shake, shake, shake gets rid of any residue?

Yeah. Any droplets? Yeah. Are you sure? Well, I mean, usually And I can't speak for everyone So you're telling me you never have droplets on your underwear I'm telling you that we never use toilet paper for a number one

Ever I'll corroborate that with the other man on the show Surely Ben, I'm not doing it wrong, eh? Nah, I've never ever used toilet paper I've done it my whole life When you question someone enough, you start to doubt everything. I guess it'd be kind of like...

But no, there's no toilet paper for a number ones. No, never. Not for a man, no. My mind is blown. I thought you at least, I thought you did a shake, shake to toilet paper. To do what, dab the end of it? Yeah. No.

Like you're dabbing the end of a stick. Which now that I'm saying it out loud, it does seem quite weird. You know when you turn it. It's not a straight, like, hard stick most of the time, is it? So you kind of have to control it. You know when you turn a hose off. Yeah. And then the drips come out.

There's more drips. There's always drips. It's like a petrol nozzle. Like, you never pull it out of the thing. No, you shake it off. Yeah. You just shake it off. You shake it off, but there's always a stray that hits the car. No, you shake it off. Yeah. You just shake it off. You shake it off but there's always a stray that hits the car.

Yeah, right. Isn't there? There's probably a stray. Yeah, probably. I just get caught in the undies or something, yeah. The universe takes care of that. What if, let me ask you this, what if you don't use toilet paper? Obviously you're telling me you never do.

Yeah. You shake maybe twice but you should have shaken it a couple more times and you have a stray and you put your underwear back on and it's like a grey colour boom there's a droplet of wet patch and then you end up being in a situation when you have to take your pants off

welcome to the reason that I only wear black underwear ta-da ta-da I've got a totally different reason yeah right we're going to have to come back to your story because this has been I'm, yeah, I mean this

is the time. This is the second time in a week I've had this conversation with someone of the female sex. This is nearly as eye-opening as the time I learned that the scrotum was something different. I'm just saying I'm learning. Bree and Clint.

Do we need to revisit it? No, let's just move on. Well, I'll just revisit it in case everyone's like, what were they talking about? I have just learned that most men, you're telling me, never use toilet paper to wipe a number one. There's no toilet paper involved with a number one. No.

My mind is just exploding right now. Isn't it weird things that are so like just first nature to you? Yeah. And then you realise, wait, oh, they wouldn't be first nature. No, we are different species. That's right. Men and women. There are things that happen, especially in the privacy of our own bathroom cubicle, that you need not know of, to be honest.

Yeah, and why would you need to learn that? Why would you need to know? You're never going to have to know. Unless, of course, I mean, it's good to know. What if you have a son and you need to toilet train him? Well, that's true. Could be helpful. Well, that'll come later in life.

Do you know, someone said to me, I know we shouldn't be going back into this conversation, but I'll just round it out with this, because no toilet paper for a male number one for you, mind blown. Someone said to me last week they just found out that if men when they go to do a number one if they don't hold on to it yeah that they don't hold on to physically it with their hand yes they did they realized they thought if you don't hold it it would just flap around all over the place well like a hose like a fire hose that had been turned on too powerful. Oh, no. No.

It doesn't come out that fast. Even I knew that. Doesn't have the pressure of a fire hose. I know, I know, but like you said before, isn't it amazing what you don't know? Well, I guess, yeah, I guess, why would you know that? Come in sometime and see. Yeah, can I? I'd love to come in and have a look.

God, that would take our friendship to the next level, wouldn't it? Anyway, tell me your story. Because I was telling you about an embarrassing thing that happened to me this morning and you said, was it toilet paper on your shoe? And that's where we went down that rabbit hole. So my new flatmate, Claudia, who's the loveliest human being in the world, she was up this morning and she was getting dressed to go for a run.

Anyway, I ended up, I was looking at her and she was wearing a really nice kind of outfit and I remember like it was like black tights and a nice black hat and she just looked really nice. I was like, where are you going? She's like, oh, I was just going to go for a walk or a run or whatever and I was like, oh, good for you. Anyway, it was like probably like 45 minutes later and I was on my way into work and as we were driving in, I've seen and I'm probably about four

or five k's away from our place by now in the car. You're driving away. Yeah, I'm driving and I'm about four or five k's away on my way to work. Anyway, I see Claudia coming the other way jogging. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, she's all the way down here. And I was like, I guess it is like an hour, 45 minutes later. Anyway, so I've decided that I, instead of going the normal way

that I go to work, I was going to detour and go this way just so I could wind down the window and be like, go, Claudia. Yeah, a bit of a cheer squad. A bit of a cheer squad and that's why I was late to work. Yeah, you took a detour. I literally, so I stopped at the lights and I've just missed her. And I was like, Claudia, Claudia. And I was like yelling out.

And she had headphones on. Screaming at the top of my lungs like an idiot. Yeah. And I missed her. And she got the go ahead on the light. So then I followed her. And I ended up following her down this street because I was so invested by this time. Jesus.

If she doesn't know it's you, she's going to be terrified. And I literally was like, Claudia! And then finally, because I was so close because we were in a suburban street by now, she turns around and I swear it was her twin, but it wasn't her. Oh, no, you followed a random woman and screamed at her for about four blocks. And she turns around and she goes, what? And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. You look like my friend Claudia.

Oh, no, you've done that. You're that person that all women hate when they're out running. You've hounded her from a wound down window in a car. She thought I was yelling abuse or something. Yeah, so would I if you were an Australian woman screaming at me at the top of her lungs while following me around. I swore it was her and I literally stand by it. I swear it's her twin.

Yeah, right. Well, well done. Maybe don't drive that way to work tomorrow. Maybe come a different way, yeah? Yeah, never again going that way. I want to start this out and say Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA

with Dean McCarthy. Dean, yesterday you told us about JK Rowling and all the fallout from her transgender transphobic tweet that she put out. Now Daniel Radcliffe's joined the conversation. He certainly has. In fact, he is trending internationally today on Twitter because I think everyone

kind of looked at him like, you are Harry Potter, you're the star, you're the guy that made her a multi-billionaire. Here's what he had to say today. It's beautiful how he worded it. He said, transgender women are women. Any statement to the contrary erases the identity and dignity of transgender people.

And it goes against all the advice of professional health associations who are more experienced talkers than I. So he went on a really, really long post. And then he actually partnered with the Trevor Project, which is the big US-based LGBT organization that kind of supports youth who need a lot of help. It's the most phenomenal organization ever. So he went to them and they posted his entire speech, I guess you could say, on their website as well.

Like he really went all out. It was very well, very smooth and very classy how he did it. Yeah, wow. I love Daniel Radcliffe, and I think over the years we've seen him. He's just so articulate and so intelligent and stands up for what he believes in. He's done a good job of not being a child star blowout as well. Yeah, he's just a great human being. Yeah, he really is.

It's a big deal to go against J.K. Rowling too, so quickly too. I guess I mean, what's she going to do? Not cast him in any more movies? There are no movies. Well, I was about to say, hey, it's too late now. I know, but it's a lot of pressure on him because he didn't cause this debate. She did. And then to turn around and make a statement like that,

I think he's done really, really well. Yeah, it shows true, it shows courage and I feel like it's the right thing to do. And that is why he is the, oh, I don't have a Harry Potter quote to go here. What's the line I'm looking for? The chosen one. He is the boy who lived.

Prisoner of Azkaban. That's the latest from Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. The latest is brought to you by Bumble, the social networking app where women make the first move. Bree and Clint. I don't know about you, Clint, but it's always been a dream of mine

to go on a real-life treasure hunt. I just feel like I must have done it in a previous life or something. Been a treasure hunter? Yeah. Maybe I was a pirate or something. Maybe that's why you've got that nose piercing.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I'm very attracted to, you know, Captain Jack Sparrow. Are you? He's not. Are you? You're not. Well, he's not my cup of tea.

He's a bit dirty for me. I like him dirty. Anyway, this is a story for all those people. And just for anyone who has the dream of maybe one day winning some money. Okay. This is crazy, but there's a guy over in the States and essentially 10 years ago he decided that, you know, he was later on in life and he was going to create this treasure hunt

where he was going to gather up all this real life treasure, like ancient coins made of gold and all this different type of stuff. And he was going to put it into this treasure chest and he was going to pretty much hide it somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. Anyway, 10 years on, it's been found. Was it meant to be found? Yes. So it was always meant to be found. So essentially it was filled with gold, jewels, other valuables. It was worth $1.4 million. Whoa. Of real life treasure.

Yeah. Anyway, essentially he wrote a poem and some other clues and bits and pieces and he actually wrote a book that he published in 2010 and it was an autobiography called The Thrill of the Chase. Yeah. And it was about his kind of life and coming up with this treasure hunt and, you know, all the clues and everything was in this book. Yeah.

Anyway, that many people have been looking for this thing for the last 10 years. Four people have died looking for it. Oh, there's an unexpected consequence. I know, but like obviously I have to mention that, which is really sad, but like there's been hundreds and hundreds of people who have looked for this thing. The guy who hit it, is he still alive?

Yeah, so his name is Forrest Fern. He's 89. Yeah. And he said on Sunday he spoke to the man that located his treasure. Yeah. But he said he obviously doesn't want to be named, but the treasure was found in the exact spot where he hid it 10 years ago. Is it that guy's to keep now? Is it finder's keepers?

It's his. Wow. He gets to keep it. Yeah. Can you imagine if you were on this hunt for the last 10 years and you found it? Yeah. Can you imagine when you found it? What would you even think?

Thank God. Thank God I didn't die trying to find this treasure like those four other people. I've been on the benefit for 10 years trying to find this thing. If four people died trying to find my treasure, I'd be tempted to go, okay, guys, this thing's gone on too long. It's over there. Actually, you know what? I'm going to go and get it.

I'll go and get it and I'll replant it somewhere more accessible. But I get it. It's exciting. But it's printed in the book. You can't just pick it up and plant it somewhere else. Recently I've moved into a new flat and we got on the topic last night about what's the worst kind of chore. Oh, no. Have you got a chores roster?

No, we don't. But we do have kind of a system where once a week one of us will cook dinner for the whole flat. Oh, yeah. And then I feel like, you know, and then everyone kind of does their bit. There's not a chore, though. No, well. Cooking dinner.

Is cooking a chore? I don't think cooking's a chore though Cooking dinner Is cooking a chore? I don't think cooking's a chore But if you're on a roster Then it kind of And if you cook It means you don't Have to cook again for a week Oh do the dishes

So it means you don't have to do that chore Because you've already done your part But I mean I don't look at cooking as a chore because I love to cook. But in this game, we're going to say it is. Yep. I've got to be careful what I say because I don't really do this. When was the – have you ever picked up a fry pan before?

Excuse me. Excuse me. I cooked – When was the last time you cooked an actual meal? Probably last week. But I'm – What meal was it? I'll decide if it was a meal.

I made pan fried fish and roast potatoes. And was your wife actually there? Also known as fish and chips. Or was it just for you? No, I made it for both of us. You did? Yeah, the last time. Did you buy it or did you make it?

No, I made it. She bought it and I made it. Yeah. So you did half. Excuse me. Excuse me. I know my strengths. I bought it and I made it. Yeah. So you did half. Excuse me. Excuse me. I know my strengths. I know where my skillset are.

No one wants to eat the food I'm cooking, okay? That's the way we'll leave it. Hey, well, she should be the judge of that. She has been. Oh, and she told you no cooking for you. And she goes, I'll do the cooking. Oh, well, that means you need to pick up in other areas. I know I do.

I do. And this is where we're going to get to the- My wife has never touched a wheelie bin in her life, okay? That takes three seconds. Oh, fine. But I do appreciate people that take out the bin. That is... We know our strengths and we play to them.

But like cooking an entire meal versus taking the wheelie bin out. Yeah, I can pick up the slack a bit. I hear what you're saying. I could pick up the slack a bit. I want to know, though. It's not about, you know, what you're doing, what you're not doing. I'm sure you're doing plenty. It feels like it's become an attack on me.

I'm just trying to stand up for Lucy, just trying to make sure she's getting a good deal. That's all I'm doing. She's getting a good deal. What is the worst chore though? Like if you had to pick one, like what's the one chore where you're like, oh, if I can not do that. You can trade it off with the other person.

Yep. I can go first if you guys want. Okay. What's the worst chore? I've said this from day dot when I was really young. I will do everything. I would rather clean a toilet than do the dishes. Oh, really?

I hate it. Have you got a dishwasher? We do. Yeah. And I feel like I'm talking about doing the dishes, not putting stuff in the dishwasher. Yeah, right. Which, I mean, you still have to rinse.

Yeah. But I hate it. Okay. I don't mind the dishes. Because to me, the dishes, when the job is done, it's done. And there's a clear, you can see that you've achieved something. You have a pile of clean dishes and they've been put away in the cupboards. That's why I can get behind washing the dishes.

Picking up a wet tea towel. The chore I can't get my head around. This is the one I can't handle. What is it? Mopping the floor. Because, and I'll tell you why I don't like mopping the floors, because it's not a job where at the end of it you go, phew, that looks good.

Like generally the floors aren't so dirty that you go, phew, we need to mop these things. We can't even see the wood anymore. You mop the floors. You wait for them to dry. It looks about the same. Yeah, much rather vacuum. It's more satisfying.

Yeah, exactly right. And you can see how much shit you've vacuumed up. Yeah. And there's a payoff. Mopping the floors, you're just there for the bucket of dirty water and an empty feeling. And it hurts your back. Yeah.

Producer Ben, what's the – Yeah, I would have said mopping. Yeah, right? I was going to say mopping as well. I was like, I don't want to mop everything again. What about the Wonder Mop? Have you ever used the Wonder Mop? No. Oh, that'll change your life.

Is it steam? Oh, the steam mop is good too. You'd like the steam mop. I'll tell you what, I looked at a steam mop this morning at Bunnings. Very good time. I could get into that. Because it's kind of like using... Because it's a power tool and I could get into that. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can kind of really see the benefits as you're doing it. No one comes home and goes, oh, who mopped the floors? Yeah. You know? That is true. That is true. It doesn't happen. Yeah, that was mine.

I didn't like it. Ellie, what's the worst chore? I also hate mopping, but I do not enjoy doing the dusting because it's so intricate and you've got to, like, move things. I know what you're going to say and I'm going to say it at the same time. What? Who's dusting? Yeah, I knew it.

Who does? It's 2020. People with hay fever. How does your house not get dusty? Well, it does, but we just clean it. So you dust it? No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you doing it with a duster?

Or like a microfiber cloth, you know, like on your books or like your shower. That's not a chore. That's just a general maintenance thing. As you go, I just say, oh, that's a bit dirty. I'll just wipe that off. I've got asthma, so I can't do that one. Yes.

Well, lucky you. I've got the asthma. Ben, do you dust? No, no, I don't dust. It would be more of a just now and then. Who dusts? I definitely don't dust. It's not like a true.

I vacuum. You know what I love to do? I love to whip the different things onto the vacuum and just vacuum on top of everything. Oh, yeah. And let me tell you, I've lost a few things in the process. Oh, there goes a chapstick. Yeah, right.

Quick poll? Yeah, I want to do a quick poll. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Put your vote in. What is the worst chore? You're on the roster. You're going to trade it out. You're going to swap it with someone else.

You never have to do it again. You never have to do this one. What chore are you opting out of for life? 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Is this a snap poll that we're doing? Yeah, it's a snap poll. Bree and Clint's snap poll. I guess more of a snap poll that we're doing? Yeah, it's a snap poll. Brian Clint's Snap Poll.

I guess more of a snap survey, really. Yeah, snap survey. A conversation went down in my flat last night where we were discussing what is the worst chore. Yeah. And we all had our own views and thoughts. What were the opinions in the flat, by the way? Yours was the dishes.

There was a really good point actually made which was talking about the flat, by the way. Yours was the dishes. There was a really good point actually made, which was talking about the hanging up of the clothes. Oh, hanging out the washing. Hanging out the washing. But have you ever realised, that's probably nearly my most hated chore as well, because you wash the clothes, then you have to hang them up,

and then you have to put them away. Oh, and then you have to wear them as well. Clothes. When will they end? Nisa is here. Hi, Nisa. Hi, Nisa. Hi, Nisa. What is it?

What is the worst? Yeah, what you were just talking about, actually, the washing. Yeah, it's the most hated one for you. Oh, especially the folding part. Oh, yeah, you mean the entire process. Oh, yeah, the folding part. Especially when you have kids and all the rest. Can I ask you, Nisa, and obviously you're doing washing for quite a few people,

do you fold underwear? Yes, every time. Same. You're an expert level then. Yeah, I like to fold. They take up less room. No, I love when they're folded. I just can't be bothered sometimes.

Thank you, Nisa. Tori's here. Hi, Tori. Hi, Tori. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. Tori, what chore, if you could, would you never do again?

Definitely, if you have a bed bigger than a single bed, changing the sheets. Oh, yeah. Here's my tip for that. You don't have a top sheet. It's actually not that bad. But don't you... This is what I'm saying with chores that have a reward at the end of it.

How nice is getting into nice, clean sheets, though, Tori? Yeah, but I agree. That's the goal. It's a punish. Keep the goal in mind, you know? It's the problem to get the sheets on and then get the duvet straight. Tori, in your opinion,

do you hate putting the duvet into the duvet cover the most though? Yes. It's the worst. The sheet's not the problem. Yeah, I agree. It's the duvet. Thank you, Tori.

Pegs is here. Hi, Pegs. G. Yeah, I agree. It's the duvet. Thank you, Tori. Pags is here. Hi, Pags. G'day, Pags. Hey. Tell us, Pags, have a vent. What is your most hated chore ever? I hate on a Friday morning getting up and sorting out the rubbish and putting it in the recycling and the rubbish bins

and putting them out early in the morning. Wait. Nine times out of ten, our whole street misses the rubbish bin and we're all lining it up on the other side of the road. Oh, yeah, so you get them on the other way back. Pags, why aren't you doing it the night before? Why aren't you putting in the mahi? Because who can be bothered?

But then you don't have to wake up so early. And it's so cold at night. Then you just put it out and a magical fairy takes care of your rubbish for you. Pags, can I ask? And it's so cold at night. You just put it out and a magical fairy takes care of your rubbish for you. Pegs, can I ask? I'm just picturing you outside and you're like sorting the bins. In your dressing gown. Yeah, is that what you're doing?

Pretty much, pretty much. Hey, well, thanks for being a responsible Kiwi. Pegs, thank you. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Hi, guys. How are you going?

Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you. Hey, look, I just have going? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you. Hey, look, I just have to say I don't have a problem with the mopping because on average about once a week, once a fortnight, I overflow my sink in the kitchen. That counts. So you've got a self-mopping floor. No, I have to use towels.

Oh, I see. Oh, no, that bad. I know. It's my memory. I turn the tap on, walk away, and get busy with doing other stuff. Right. You need a little overflow. But, okay, you're fine with the mopping.

What is the worst chore? Opt out of this for the rest of your life. You never have to do what chore ever again? Never again would I ever want to clean the toilet. I knew someone had to come through with the toilet. Yeah, I'm surprised, me being me, that I didn't pick that one too. Yeah. It is something I put off on a weekly basis.

Yeah, you have to come face to face with your own shortcomings in that situation. You're like, I'm down here. I did this. It's not a great time. Yeah. Why? Would you buy? Why do people have toilet brushes?

Oh, my God. Why do they have toilet brushes? It collects all the shit of poo. It's quite literally its job. Yeah, sometimes I look at that brush and I'm like, you are 70% poo. Absolutely.

To celebrate the release of a new Netflix film called The Last Days of American Crime, which is rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes. Zero? It's gotten a zero. Wow. Zero percent.

What was the name of the movie? The Last Days of American Crime, it's called. Yeah, right. And yeah, it got a zero. And to celebrate that, I've come up with a little game I like to call zero or low rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm workshopping

the names here. Zero or low rating. So essentially what I've done is I've grabbed some movies that have either rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes also or they've rated not that great. Okay, sure. So it makes it quite hard.

Mm-hmm. Maybe. Anyway, Clint, you're going to be taking on someone today and that's you, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hi. Welcome to zero or a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes. All right, Stacey, all you have to do,

it's going to be best of five, guys. Buzz in. Actually, no, we're going to go one for one because that makes it fair. Yeah. Okay, Stacey, I'm going to give you the first one. All you have to do is tell me which one is the film that rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes, okay? Okay, cool.

All right, so the first two movies are... Did the movie Hook, which was about Peter Pan and had Robin Williams in it... It's a great movie. ...made in 1991, rated zero? Or the famous movie with John Travolta, Stayin' Alive, the disco film. Which movie rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes?

The last one with John Travolta in it. I didn't hear the name properly though. Stayin' Alive. Yeah, Stayin' Alive. She's locking in that movie that rated zero. Yeah, that's correct. Stayin' Alive. It was Stayin' Alive.

Is it like a sequel to Saturday Night Fever or something? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, right. I think so. Okay. All right, Clint, here comes your two films. Which one rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes? Is it Jaws, The Revenge, or is it The Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift?

Oh, now I haven't seen it, but I know Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift is particularly shite. You haven't seen it? No, but it and Furious Tokyo Drift is particularly shite. You haven't seen it? No, but it doesn't have Vin Diesel or Paul Walker in it. Oh, it's got Vin Diesel right at the end. Right at the end. And I know people hated that, but Jaws the Revenge, a Jaws spin-off, I'm going to say Jaws Revenge rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes. That's correct.

The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift rated a 37. Oh, jeez. So, you know, not too bad. It's correct. The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift rated a 37. Oh, jeez. So, you know, not too bad. All right, Stacey, here comes your second two. All right, which one of these films rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes? Is it Saw number two, because they made quite a lot, Saw number two, or The Nutcracker in 3D, which came out in 2010? I'm going to say The Nutcracker.

The Nutcracker. Yep, couldn't crack that nut. It was a zero. People love the Saw movies. It was like every movie in 2010 was 3D. No one asked for it and yet every movie was in 3D. Saw number two rated a 37 also. Yeah, okay.

So not that high either. All right, Clint, you need this to stay in it. All right, I got this. All right, here we go. Which one of these rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes? Is it the movie that was released in 2004 with Denzel Washington called Man on Fire or the movie directed by Morgan Freeman called Homecoming in 2009.

Oh, they're both excellent actors. Very well known. And I've not seen or heard of either of the films. Although I have heard of Man on Fire, I couldn't tell you anything about it. So I'm going to go the Morgan Freeman one rated a zero. You're going to say Homecoming rated a zero. Yeah.

That is correct. Which means we move to tie break. All right, Stacey, you ready? Yeah. This is for the win and for the free mobile fuel. Which one of these films rated a zero on Rotten Tomatoes? Is it the 1996 film with Michael Jordan, Space Jam, or an American superhero film based on an action figurine line

called Max Steel. Stacey, I'm going to leave the answer with you. If you get this right, you will take home the mobile fuel. Okay. I can't remember the names of the movies now, but is it the first one? So Space Jam is the one with Michael Jordan in it? Yes, that one. Or is it Max Steel, the one about the superhero film?

I think she's locked in Space Jam. With the action figurine. No, I can hear that she's locked in Space Jam. I think we have to go with her first answer. You're locking in Space Jam, Stacey? Can I change it? Yep, I'm the boss. You can change it.

Yeah, no, I'll go with the figurine. I can't even remember that. I'm nervous. She's locked in, Max Steel, and you wouldn't believe it. She's got it right. You've taken over the fuel, Stace. Thank you so much. Space Jam was one of the greatest movies of the 90s.

Although it only rated a 43% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, right. Just goes to show you can't always trust that website. Congratulations, Stacey. You've taken out the win. We've got some free mobile fuel for you. Thank you so much. Am I upset that I didn't get a third question?

No, I don't really care. Free and Clint, send him. Feed. Free and Clint. Excuse the generic weather chat, but how cold? Generic weather chat. How cold? It has been very chilly.

Yeah. And I feel like up here in Auckland we should just shut up. Oh, no, it's cold here. It was like 10 degrees when I woke up today. Oh, heaven forbid. I'm sure all the South Islanders are just being rolling their eyes at us. There's a cold snap about to hit the South Island in particular where parts of the South Island, they reckon this weekend

could hit a record low of negative 15 degrees. Negative 15 degrees! That's insane. It's unlivable. It's time to leave. I don't care how beautiful the scenery is, it's time to pack up your stuff and move north, because that's no way to live your life.

Cold as a monkey's brass nuts, isn't it? Anyway, I thought these places that are going to get that low, we could give them a call and just see how they're going to deal with it, right? Alexandra, Central Otago, they're one of the ones who are in for a negative 15 degree day. Do you reckon that's fake news though? Well, I don't know. What do you mean fake

news? It's a weather report. Yeah, but sometimes they just love to, you know, exaggerate a little bit. Yeah, but you can say whatever you want with a weather report. No one's going to hold you accountable. Wait, no one... You don't go to court. I call BS.

Anyway, we're calling an air conditioning place in Alexandra. Good afternoon, Jackie speaking. Hi, Jackie, it's Brian Clint from ZM Radio Station. G'day, Jackie. How are you? Yeah, we're good. How are you? Good, good. Did you know it's going to get down to negative 15 degrees

in central Otago this weekend? I didn't, but you've rung the right place. Cool, blimey, I thought so, because you're an air conditioning and refrigeration place, right? We definitely are. You'll be able to help the people out. Yep, certainly can do that. Important question, and this is one that's plagued my household, and maybe you can put it to bed for us.

What's the ideal temperature to run the heat pump at? I'd have to say there probably is no ideal temperature. It's whatever you are comfortable. Good answer! Whatever temperature you're comfortable at. Yes, Jackie, I like that. You keep everyone happy. That's right.

But surely there's an optimal temperature at which the Fujitsu wants to be operating at. Stop trying to get one up on your wife, Grant. Well, I like a 21. That's all I'm saying. I like a nice room temperature 21. I like a more 23, you know. Jackie, what do you personally like, just out of interest? Yeah, I'd probably be between 21 and 23. Okay. Oh, that's good to know. Okay. Sorry

to waste your time this afternoon. Obviously, we're up here in Auckland and it's a balmy 14 degrees at the moment, so we can't relate. We just wanted to connect with some deep southerners. Well, you know, it's not too bad here at the moment either. We're blue skies and sun, so... Yeah, right. Oh, nice. Yeah, pretty good at the moment. Well, it's good to hear that you guys are okay down there.

We are. Hopefully it doesn't get to minus 15 this weekend. Well, no, but we'll be all set if it does. I'll tell you what, you will be. Yeah, ready to roll. At Central Refrigeration and Air Conditioning, no one's more repaired. Okay, thank you very much for your input.

We appreciate it. Thank you, Jackie. Awesome, thanks guys. Alright, see you later. Bye. Hey, that was helpful. I think everybody got what they needed

out of that call. I love how, did you notice, she was the best politician because even when I said what would you like, she went smack bang somewhere in the middle

of what you wanted and what I wanted. Very good. Very good service. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch.

It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Of course, announced on the show yesterday, producer Ellie is leaving the Brie and Clint team at the end of the week, so this is your last ever Insta Fame game. Oh, that's sad. About time we got some decent bloody talent. No, I'm just kidding. This being your last week, everything you do has become your last one.

I know. It's emotional, man. When you go for your ten past five toilet break, that'll be your last ever Tuesday number two during the show on the Brianne Clint Show. I've got a question. Yeah. What, because obviously, you know, these are the things we do every week,

like the Instafame game or, you know, other things. Which one are you going to miss the most? I mean, Friday Okie's a hoot to watch. That's a real hoot to watch. Is it? Yeah. And I like One second song challenge too. That's fine.

And which one could you take or leave? No, let's jump into the Insta Fame game. This is the game where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram and Ali picks the celebrities. All right, your first celebrity for today. She's been spotted doing some protests with a Rosa Parks shirt on. It's Pink. Pink.

Yeah. Raise your glass. You'd expect to see Pink out there at the protests. on. It's pink. Pink. Yeah. Raise your glass. You'd expect to see pink out there at the protests. Yep. There you go. Get this party started. These are all lyrics. All right, for pink, Clint, you put 7.8 million.

Brie, you put 9.9 million. Pink has 7.9 million. Clint, you were very close. Dangerously close. I didn't even follow her. I mean, who knew? Yes. Oh, that was the trifecta.

I love it. That was good. I like that. I love it. All right, your next celebrity. She's actually been helping out with medic support in the protests. It's Halsey. Oh.

Yeah. Medic support. Like, she's been going out and helping people with, like, you know, injuries. Is she qualified for that? She's not really. She's like, you're bleeding from your abdomen. Watch out, I'm Halsey. She's like, I've done my first day certificate.

I'm Halsey. All right. For Halsey, Clint, you put $24 million. Bree, you put $17 million. Halsey has $20.1 million, which is a point to Bree. I think. Yes. It's a B. Okay, everyone's not going to miss my maths. What was the number again? It was20.1 million, which is a point to Bree, I think. Yes. Is it me?

Okay, everyone's not going to miss my maths. What was the number again? It was 20.1. 20.1, so I'm $3.9 million off, and Bree was... Was that a Clint point? No, it's a Bree point. No, it's me point. Okay, good.

Okay, cool. I can still keep this straight. Can we please, once Ellie leaves, I mean, RIP, I'm going to miss you so much. Can we hire someone who's good at maths? Yeah, I think that's fair, because I've wasted so many seconds on this show trying to work that out. Where on earth are we going to find someone good at maths, Brie? I don't think we could find someone. All right, your next celebrity.

He might be good at maths. Barack Obama. You reckon he's good at maths? Yeah, I reckon he's pretty good at maths. I reckon he's good at everything. That's the thing. I agree. I reckon he did trig.

Barack Obama. Bursary calculus. Jeepers. I don't even know what that means when people say bursary. Did you pass bursary? Yeah, what is that?

That's like an old qualification. It's old people's school. Did you guys have maths A, B and C? No. And like maths B was like the second hardest,

maths C was the hardest and maths A was for like... Why are they using letters and maths? Good question. All right. For Barack Obama, Clint, you put $19 million. Bree, you put $18 million. Barack Obama has $29.5 million.

That's a point to Clint. Just. Yeah. There you go. All right. This show is coming back to... Oh, wait. Are we still playing?

Yeah. Okay, great. That was 2-1 to Clint. Again with that maths thing. All right, this show is coming back to TV. Oh, wait, are we still playing? Yeah, that was 2-1 to Clint. Again with that mask thing. All right, this show is coming back to TV five nights a week. Shortland Street. Yay! Big bang theory.

Sorry, bro. Yeah. How many followers does the Shortland Street page have? Okay. Oh. Are they back to five nights because they can film again? Yeah, I think so. They've got a big following.

This is a complete stab in the dark. Okay. I'm sorry if this is disrespectful to Shortland Street. All right, Clint for Shortland Street has said 48,000. Bree said 65,000. Shortland Street have 107,000 So it's a point to Bree Yes Oh we got a tie break

Yeah they do have a very big following Shorten Yeah they do Welcome to tie break Alright Do love a tie break Alright this guy is currently third in line After Trump and Joe Biden for presidency And he's called Trump out saying

Where are you? It's The Rock Dwayne The Rock Johnson Is he third in line? Apparently. Apparently he's the third most popular. I'd vote for him. Yeah, why not? I would vote for The Rock. Hey, he's a better candidate than Trump. Exactly.

There you go. How many followers has The Rock got? Yeah. Alright. For Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Clint, you put 80 Johnson, Clint, you put $80 million. Brie, you put $164 million. The Rock has $186 million. Brie wins. He's one of the highest followed people on Instagram, right?

He is, yeah. Or something. If he could get all of his Instagram followers to vote for him, he would win the presidency. Totally. Just checking. Yeah. If my calculations are right, I think I won. him, he would win the presidency. Totally. Just checking. Yeah.

If my calculations are right, I think I won. Look, I think, no, I think you did. Did you? We'll double check. Bree and Clint. Are you waiting on an online purchase at the moment? Are you checking the letterbox every 15 minutes to see when the guy

from Courier Post is going to show up with your Lululemon tights? Sounds like every day of my life. Right, I know it is for you. I love an online purchase. Yeah, the mailroom is kept employed at NZME because of your online shopping. Yeah, well, no, that's not true. I've been very good over lockdown, thank you. Yep. I bought barely anything. It's okay, I'm not discouraging online purchasing. It's not what I'm doing. Stop bought barely anything. You've been better. It's okay. I'm not discouraging online purchasing. It's not what I'm doing.

Stop shaming me. I'm just tuning into the very relatable feeling that people have at the moment where a lot of deliveries are delayed. Because once you've ordered it, you're basically looking at the tracking straight away and you're like, when's it going to be here? When's it going to be here? When's it going to be here?

I've paid for it. I want it now. And unfortunately, because of a lot of things, pressure on stock, pressure on delivery times. Backlog. Backlog. These are all good words that people are using. Lots of backlog.

COVID-related problems. It's taking a long time. I guarantee you whatever you have ordered has not taken as long to arrive as what Elliot Bernstein's package has. How long did he wait? Last week, a package showed up at his house from Canada Post. They shipped it because he lives in Canada. That's where he lives. So Canada Post bought it.

It's like New Zealand Post, but in Canada. No, I think we know what Canada Post would be. And he went, oh, this is weird. I haven't ordered anything. Do you ever get that feeling? What could this package be? I don't remember ordering anything. No, usually I'm like, ooh, I've definitely ordered stuff. He haven't ordered anything. Do you ever get that feeling? What could this package be? I don't remember ordering anything. Nope. Usually I'm like,

ooh, I've definitely ordered stuff. He had no memory whatsoever. Okay, so he hadn't ordered something recently. No. Right. He opened it up

and he found inside the package a tube of, do you know what Brill Cream is? Brill Cream is what men in the 1960s used to use to keep their hair slick. You know how everyone looks like they had wet hair back in the 60s? to use to keep their hair slick.

You know how everyone looks like they had wet hair back in the 60s? Oh, yeah. Brille cream. Okay. Your grandfather would have used it. Right. And that's when he realised in the year 2012, he was obsessed with the show Mad Men,

so he ordered himself some brille cream on the internet. And eight years later, his tube of brille cream has finally arrived. Eight years? Eight years. His package took of brill cream has finally arrived. Eight years? Eight years. His package took eight years to arrive. Real life castaway. Tom Hanks has finally returned. Yeah, possibly.

And he's delivered this package to him. They believe that the package has been sitting somewhere lost at the depot for eight years. But fell down the back of a photocopier or something. Yeah, maybe. It's not the Brill Cream Company's problem because it was packaged up and it had the dates. They sent it off. It had 2012 on there. And so it's just sat somewhere in limbo in that space between the factory and your house for eight years.

And it's like, oh, well, screw it. I might as well give it a go. Cracked it open. It's expired. The cream, which is meant to be white, is yellow, so he can't use it. But at the same time, probably a good thing. You could probably use it in cooking or something. Why?

It's hair cream. Yeah, I know, but if it's gone yellow, it'd be like olive oil now. Okay, that's a good idea. Anyway, I wonder if anyone out there, probably not eight years. I can't, like, just comprehend that. How long have you been waiting for your package? How long have you been waiting for your package? You got anything on the way at the moment?

Some ladies have been waiting for a while. Yeah, not that sort of package, but I mean you're welcome to call through with that. Is anybody waiting on anything at the moment? Any online purchases in the team? My mum's waiting for a package that I sent to her. Is that her birthday present? No, it was her mother's day.

Her mother's day present. When did you send it? Well, I sent it four weeks ago. Is that the package that's sitting over there? This one here. No, we talked about this, guys. I've definitely sent it. Mother's Day was ages ago.

I told her I sent it four weeks ago and I keep blaming it on them. And she did that Cadbury Roses video for you. You owe her. I'm like, oh, the borders. Oh, the borders aren't open. Ben, you got any packages at the moment you're waiting on? Yeah, I got a few. I got a beer package coming in a tent. Should arrive at some point. Hopefully next week.

That is so you. That is so quintessentially Ben. I'm so excited, but it is both of them I've already been told are delayed. How long have you been waiting? Oh, maybe two weeks. Two weeks. Oh, see, I've waited longer. I bought that coffee machine for my best mate Al to say thank you, and it took about five weeks.

Five weeks? It took five weeks. Ellie, are you waiting on anything at the moment? I am making on some makeup, but I've only been waiting a couple of weeks. I'll give them some slack. What sort of makeup? Like foundation and stuff. You know, like girly stuff.

Have you bought more Kylie cosmetics? I did buy those as well the other day. That's going to take a while. I don't know if you've seen the news, but America ain't doing too good. They've got bigger problems in sending your lip kit over. 0800 dials at M. It's a simple find, but a good way to release

the stress. What are you waiting for? 0800 dials at M. It's a simple finder, but a good way to release the stress. What are you waiting for? Yeah. 0800 dials at M. What's the package you're waiting for? I just thought of that, what's her name, Lambert song.

Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert. What are you waiting for? That's what do you want from me. Oh. Brian Clint. The guy in Canada has made worldwide news because the hair cream

that he purchased online eight years ago has just been delivered. Eight years. Can you imagine if it was like a food product? Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.

Wouldn't have been good. If it was a food product, I think you'd be more likely to be checking on the status of it. Like, where's my bloody food? But hair cream is one of those things you can buy on a whim and then forget that you'd ordered it. Do people send things in the mail that's perishable like food? Yeah. Yeah, I think you buy chippies and stuff.

Not perishable, perishable. Not like an ice cream. Yeah. You wouldn't want to send that. You don't want to get your My Food bag eight years later, do you? No, no, that wouldn't be good. I mean, Nadia's got lovely ingredients, but I think most of the reason you buy it is because it's fresh.

Full lemon trees growing out of the box. So what are you waiting on? What are you still waiting for? What's the online purchase that hasn't arrived, Anita? Hi. Hi. I'm purchasing, I purchased at the end of April from an online retailer.

I'm still waiting to arrive, and it's a pair of like really low quality ballet shoes. Oh, right. How long have you been waiting? So this is the end of April. Yeah. And I just got an email two days ago from the company saying, congratulations, your item's been shipped.

Well, congratulations. There's been a tracking number for it since April. Why specifically low quality? Why have you opted for the low quality ballet shoes? Because I don't really want to spend like $120 on something that I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be able to be any good at.

I don't do ballet. Are you taking the classes though? No, I just wanted pointe shoes. Oh, okay. I want to do pretty things badly. Are you going to try ballet? We'll see. Probably not. This is one of those classic lockdown things where you go,

you know what I should do? I should get into ballet. And she's gone on and ordered some ballet shoes. I did think about roller skates. So I feel you on that. I did the same thing. I bought a set of weights. I was like, I'm going to set up a home gym.

I bet that went down well. Laura, hi. Welcome to the show. Hi, Laura. Hi. What have you bought that you're still waiting for? I brought some skincare at the start of April. Oh, wow.

Just hang on. Start of April, so you've waited May, and now it's June. Right. Is it from a New Zealand site? You don't have to say which one, but is it a local? It's from Australia. Oh, mate, that's a problem. Those damn Australians, I tell you what.

Also, shop local, girl. Come on, you've got to buy. I know. You've got to restart the economy. Surely there's someone in the Hawke's Bay who's making a skin cream made out of apple skins or something that you can pop on your face, you know? Yeah, true. But it was one of those, you know, on your face. Yeah, true. But it was one of those lockdown, bored

Yeah, true. No one knows Aussies. They've kept the money and they've run. Michaela, hi. Hi, Michaela. Hi. What have you bought and you're still waiting for? So, right at the beginning of lockdown, I bought a book

online. So that would have been the end of March. Wait, was it from Book Depository? Yes. at the beginning of lockdown, I bought a book online. So that would have been the end of March. God. Wait, was it from Book Depository? Yes. Yeah. What's Book Depository? Book Depository, Michaela, right?

It's the best place. It's the cheapest place to buy books. So good. But don't buy anything that you want to read in the next three months. Yeah, it took so long. I don't know why. It takes forever.

And my wife buys a lot of books off there too She'll buy three books But they'll all get shipped individually That's random Is depository a word? Oh you're thinking of suppository Oh that's That's what I was thinking

I was like what a weird name for a bookstore Olivia hello Hi Olivia What are you waiting for? when I was there. I was like, what a weird name for a bookstore. Olivia, hello. Hi. Hi, Olivia. What are you waiting for? I'm waiting for my ZM fuel voucher that I won in December 2016.

Producers, did we talk about putting Olivia through? Oh, okay. 2016 is before mine and Bree's tenure. Wait, that's before us. So it's not our fault.

Who did you win it off? Yeah, who'd you win it from? I can't remember, but it was during like the holidays. So I think it off? Yeah, who'd you win it from? I can't remember, but it was during the holidays, so I think it was someone that was filling in for Fletch, Vaughn and Megan. Not cool, whoever that was.

Yeah, I missed this multiple times and stuff, and I was like, I wonder where it is. But you're still listening to ZM, so you haven't gone dark on us. Yeah, well, yeah, I'm just hoping that maybe you guys will do the fuel thing again and I can try one another one. Well, we appreciate you sticking with us. Can we

hook Olivia up with that fuel that she won back in 2016? Please. Can we organise that? Is that something that we can do, guys? Yeah, we can do that, yeah. And what's the wait time on that fuel? What's the turnaround? Quicker than that one. Is it going to be another four years? Yeah, I was going to say.

It's only three and a half years to wait. Oh, okay, okay. Olivia's now got an EV. She doesn't even take fuel anymore. It's been that long. Finally, Grace, what are you waiting for? So in February, I thought I'd order some boots to fulfill my autumn fantasy. And autumn's gone and they're still not here.

Oh, no. And now your autumn looks all out the window. We've already moved on to winter. You can still wear the boots in winter can't you? I don't know if you can and I feel like you know winter's more of a black season. Yeah I feel you Gil. I'm not going to match the leaves. Yeah you want to match the leaves

the crunchy underfoot the yeah I hear what you're saying. Are they a boot Gracie that's still going to be in season next autumn? I think so I'm going still going to be in season next autumn? I think so. I'm going to make them be in season next autumn. And are you confident that they will be here by next autumn is the other question. Well, you see, the thing is, I hit them up and I said, hey, I know the whole COVID thing's happening, but where are my boots?

I know there's a pandemic around, but I need my boots. But where are my bloody boots? I emailed her last week. I was like, I'm really sorry. I know COVID's a pandemic are on, but I need my boots. But where are my bloody boots? I emailed her last week. I was like, I'm really sorry. I know COVID happened, but do you know where my boots are? And she was like, yes, I know COVID, COVID, COVID, period, stuck, et cetera. They will get you. I'm really sorry. And I was like, okay. And then

10 minutes later, I get, your order has been dispatched. And I was like, um, hon, you just forgot my boots. Oh, no. She looked them up and she went, oh, these haven't been sent out. Gracie, you're fantastic.

Thank you for your call. See you, Gracie. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's

birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was the number one song top of the charts on your 16th. I'm Mo.

Hi, Mo. Hey. How are you? I'm great. How are you? Very well, thanks, Mo. What's your birthday? We'll do your birthday banger.

4th of May, 83. All right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 4th of May. And may this song be with you, Mo. It's your birthday banger. Yes! Yes! This is a good birthday banger, Mo. Do you like it?

Obviously you like it. They're hastling. If that doesn't win, I won't be impressed. Fair enough. She knows what she likes. I like it. And she likes what she knows. Hi, Tina.

Hi, Tina. Hi. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm awesome, thank it. And she likes what she knows. Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina. Hi. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm awesome, thank you. That's so good to hear. What's your birthday, Tina?

31st of March, 1971. All right. You were 16 in 1987 on the 31st of March. And, Tina, this is your birthday banger. Pseudo echo? Yeah. Sing it. Pseudo echo? Yeah. Tina, you have to tell us, because we weren't there at the time. This song comes up so much.

It must have been massive. Was it? Yeah, it was huge. Not one of my favourites, but it was huge. Yeah, right. I know what you're saying with, like, not one of your favourites, but you can get on board. You can get on board, right. I know what you're saying with, like, not one of your favourites, but you can get on board. You can get on board, yeah. Always seem to sing it.

Everybody sings it. Yeah. Very true. Can it beat TLC, though? That's the real question. We'll do one more for Leonie. Hey, Leonie. Hi, Leonie. How's it going?

Good. How are you, mate? Yeah, great. That's very good. What's your birthday, Leonie? 11th of November, 82. Right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 11th of November. And back in the late 90s, this had a number one hit.

Oh, no. I thought I knew what was going to win, and then your song came along, Leonie. That's a banger. That's a banger. That's a banger. Five, and everybody get up. I always got five and blue mixed up. Oh, yeah.

I think there were only four blues and five fives. And that was five vibes. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Leone, wait there. We've got a tough decision to make. For me, it's out of no scrubs and five. What about for you? Yeah.

I've really got to... Can you play just a little bit of the No Scrubs? Yeah, sure. No, that's the wrong one. Feels like I'm really rigging it now, doesn't it? Remember we did Five and we played three Five songs back to back? And then we were like, we've got to play five five songs. And there wasn't five.

But then we ran out of five songs. That's right. I reckon we do this. Mo, should we do your birthday banger today? Absolutely you should. Yeah, right. Going with you, Mo. Congratulations, you've won birthday banger.

Woohoo! Brian Clint, he's TLC on Zidim. Zidim. I don't want to give you mine and no, I don't want no scrub, no scrub, cause I got a game in the love from me. Hanging out with customers, I know this best friend is right. Trying to holler at me. This love's taking me, but it's game is gonna wake. And I know that it cannot approach me. Cause I'm looking like class and it's looking like cash. Can't give, but I can't be given.

So, no, I don't want your number. No, I don't wanna give you mine. And no, I don't wanna meet you nowhere. No, I don't want to give you mine and no, I don't want to meet you nowhere. No one knows scrub, scrub is a guy that can't get enough from me Hanging out with passengers, side of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me You don't have a car and you're walking Oh yes son, I'm talking to you If you live at home with your mama Oh yes son, I'm talking to you

If you have a shorty but you don't show love Oh yes son, I'm talking to you Wanna get with me with no money Oh no, I don't show love, oh yes son, I'm talking to you Wanna get with me with no money, oh no, I don't want no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no No, I don't want no scrub The scrub is a bad game Getting all the love from me

Hanging on the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub The scrub is a bad game Getting all the love from me Hanging on the passenger side Of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me That's Mo's birthday banger on ZM from TLC, No Scrubs. What year? Was that number one? What year? Yes. Uh, 1998?

1999. Ooh. The late 90s. The late 90s. The late 90s. Good birthday banger. I enjoyed that. We've got breaking food news. We're not breaking, breaking.

Fletch, Warnham, Egan probably said it this morning too. Yeah, they probably did. It's today's news. Everyone else at your workplace has probably told you about it. Yeah, but you're all right, but it's still important, okay? And we need to cover it off morning too. Yeah, they probably did. It's today's news. Everyone else at your workplace has probably told you about it. Yeah, but you're alright, but it's still important okay, and we need to cover it off. Yeah. McDonald's have announced that they are

discontinuing, no, cancelling the Georgie Pie. Now, obviously this is big news because Heartbreaking. It's heartbreaking because it is a beloved Kiwi Now, obviously, this is big news because... Heartbreaking. It's heartbreaking because it is a beloved Kiwi classic that we've already had taken away from us before.

It's nostalgic. It's home is here. And they're taking that away from New Zealand. It came back. I don't even know what year it came back. What year did we get it back? Like mid-20-somethings? I don't know. But we fought hard. That's did we get it back? Like mid-twenty-somethings? I don't know

But we fought hard That's a lot to you obviously Yeah, I'm going to get to this But you may remember this Georgie Pie ad I want you to know that I care I want you to know that I care I want you to know that I'm there Georgie Pie, your favourite family restaurant And with ads like that, I mean, it's hard to understand why they ever closed down in the first place.

I mean. With excellent marketing like that. It makes sense to me. Maccas have come out and said, you, New Zealand, and I don't hold this against McDonald's, by the way. This is on you, New Zealand. You did this. I know that's a harsh thing to say. So you're blaming everyone else in New Zealand. I am this. I know that's a harsh thing to say. So you're blaming everyone else

in New Zealand. I am. Yeah. You didn't eat enough Georgie pies. McDonald's have said we can't keep making them if you're not eating them. Well it's hard. We're already at the point where a lot of McDonald's or some McDonald's don't carry them because that area they weren't even interested in the Georgie pies. I mean it's hard. You go

to the Golden Arches. You have your favourites from there that you like to get. Well, you're on the way there. You're in a burger mood. I understand that. And then you get there and you see the Georgie Pie on the menu and you're like, oh, maybe next time. Maybe next time.

Good to know it's always there though. Well, there, that tomorrow may never come now because of what you did. It's gone. It's gone. And all we can do is reminisce, I guess, and say goodbye. I've written a few words if everyone would like to join me in saying goodbye to the Georgie Pie. Let's just take a minute, guys, and I just want to thank you all

for being here on this very sad occasion. We are gathered here to say goodbye to a member of the New Zealand whanau. For a lot of you listening, you grew up with them. They were a part of the family. They came on the road trips, holidays, but sadly, it was just their time. They were a warm and comforting soul on the inside and a heart to crack on the outside. Your memory will be something that will never fade, just like the stain in my lap from when I dropped you

on that Timaru to Queenstown road trip. But your nostalgia will live on in our hearts as one of the most dangerous drive-thru cuisines ever. Hot pie. You really did have it all, Georgie Pie. Savory pies, dessert pies, fries, and... Okay, well, that's it. So not really all of it.

Oh, they had the Georgie Pie Kids Club as well. Oh, they had the Georgie Pie Kids Club. So you kind of had it all, but not really not really all of it oh they had the Georgie Pie Kids Club as well oh they had the Georgie Pie Kids Club so you kind of had it all but not really but not recently McDonald's didn't bring

back the Kids Club just the pies so you had a few things yeah and that's what we loved about you Georgie Pie gone

but forever in our bellies and hearts mainly our bellies and hearts. Mainly our bellies. It's beautiful words. And I just want to take this moment to say that I was right behind bringing back the Georgie Pie. I got on board the bandwagon.

I bought the t-shirt from Mr Vintage and I was like, bring back Georgie Pie. Bring it back. I don't remember one occasion since it came back that I actually purchased one. Not once. I don't. I've got no recollection of ever even buying one.

Thank you so much for sharing that close memory to you, Clint. Thank you. We appreciate that. I had only just heard of Georgie Pies a couple of years ago. But that still doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt. It hurts. It hurts some people. Yeah.

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had one. No, it's an incredible amount of information you're able to recall from someone who would never have even come in contact. It's not about that. It's time. The world has moved on. It's about sending it off. Yeah, sending it off. And doing it for the people listening. Goodbye.

Goodbye Georgie Pye. We loved you a while ago. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint that's JP Sacks and Julia Michaels, If The World Was Ending. I'm going to go out on a limb and say not a song you're going to hear at a festival this summer. That'll get the crowd pumping though. I mean if I have anything to to do with it should i be given control of the turntables once

more that is not going to be on my set list it won't be you imagine play the play the world's ending song yeah play it festivals though with the move to level one are back we can have concerts again which is good news i know we're in the middle of winter at the moment, but this is when you start planning. This is when you start strategising. This is when you start shredding, getting ready for the festival season, right? Yeah, getting your tent organised. Yeah, I mean, a little bit early, but...

Overnight, a bunch of them have come out and said, hey, if we're at level one, we're on. We're on. We're doing this. So I've got a list. I thought we could go through some of the festivals that have come out and said it. Oh, I'm excited for this. Splore Festival. Anyone been to Splore Festival?

It's on the water near Auckland. It's pretty alternative. Sounds awesome, but no, I haven't been to that one. Neither have I. Love to go. You can camp there. They'll come out and say, yeah, there's a Splore 2021. It's going ahead.

So that's good news. What about South Island? Rhythm and Alps. I've never been there. What about South Island? Rhythm and Alps. No, I didn't mean there either. The sister event for Rhythm and Vines. Wait, when was this meant to be on? New Year's Eve. That would be cool.

I have definitely heard about it. Yeah. They haven't said anything. So they haven't updated their social media. But that's not a no. They just haven't got around to it yet. So Rhythm and Alps. Maybe.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know about that one. I don't know. I'd have to be honest. Well, I had to check. If I didn't put it on the list, people would go, well, why do you look at Rhythm and Alps? No, but don't people just assume if it's not on this list that we don't know yet? Yeah, true.

Okay, all right, all right. What about Bay Dreams? I did see that this is back. North Island and South Island. Well, are they back? Because they've put a post up. Are you going to tell us this time or not? You can make your own mind up on this one. They put a post up yesterday on the Bay Dreams

Instagram account and the post just said, level one Leshkol! Well, they're definitely back there do we think that means they're back? Lash Goal right? you don't mess with the Lash Goal alright then I'm officially saying it

Bay Dreams is back I'm willing to say that Lash Goal, Hidden Valley Hidden Valley is a festival that's been blowing up in the last few years how do people even find it though? I know Hidden Valley is a festival that's been blowing up in the last few years. How do people even find it though? I know.

Hidden Valley have put a post up on their Instagram to say, yeah, they're back. Under level one. I mean, no one ever went to it. They tried to. They tried to find it. They put a post a post up And said yeah Hidden Valley is back I like it I'm in We'll go on the hunt

What about for the Dubstep people Yeah what's that festival Northern Bass Oh yeah It's Northern Bass Festival They Are on

They put out a post And they said yeah baby Northern Bass This New Year's, we on. Man. Yeah. They haven't confirmed why. No one's confirmed. I know.

We're not ready for it. You're not putting that on to go to sleep, are you? And, of course, the big dog, the numero uno, the place where Ellie and I met for the very first time, Rhythm and Vines. They were the first ones to come out. Basically, as the words were coming out of Jacinda's mouth, they said, see you on the hill.

Rhythm and Vines is back for New Year's 2021. It's going to be a big one, I reckon. It's going to be so big because people are going to realise what they almost missed out on, I think. Yeah, and they also get the overflow from the hidden valley when they can't find that pistol. Enjoy your summer, New Zealand. It's still a wee way away, but, you know, it's time to get ready.

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