ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 10th 2020

Episode Date: March 10, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, a bit of Facebook page admin, which we carry out here because most people in our podcast Facebook page listen to the podcast, it's self-evident, right? That is the point of the page. I had to send Ellie a message, first thing, I think I messaged you at like 6.30 this morning, Ellie, and you'll be happy, I got Ellie to remove another Big Bang Theory fanatic from the page. Let's get rid of all those people. Yeah, but we can't until they surface. Yeah, until they post. Until they post, yeah. Because, because...

Until they surface, like they're hiding in the shadows. Yeah, lurking. They're scared now. Yeah, they should be. The reason we're at this place is Bree left the name of the Facebook page as it was for way too long.

Yeah. And it attracted actual Big Bang Theory fans. I wasn't and still am not an admin. Yeah, but you put no effort into changing the name. We ran the poll. We ran that poll on the page and then we still didn't use what people voted for, did we? Why can't you just be an admin? Just be an admin.

Because Clint decided we just need to call it something boring. What do you want? The name's changed. Yeah, it's a good name, mate. Yeah, right. We've got 28 days before we can change it again. With that attitude, I say we change it back. Yeah, nice.

Oh, I don't care anymore. Today on the podcast, oh, I never tell you what's on the podcast. Why am I starting today? Anything else anyone wants to add? Anyone else? Ben's got his feet up on the desk. He's checked out. Oh, my God.

Did I tell you guys last week I nearly, nearly, I'm not joking, was that close to hitting a cyclist? Oh, this is exciting. Yeah, legit. So I was on K Road. On purpose or accident? Were you on the cycle? Shut up and listen.

Were you driving or were you punching a cyclist? I was driving. Were you biking to workist? I was driving And it was on K Road And I I think I was driving home actually Where else were you? I don't know, I think I don't know where I was coming from

Anyway I was driving home And I was in the left hand lane And then there was a turning lane On my right hand side I hate when people describe directions because I don't know left and right. Okay. Who cares? There's a cyclist on the side of your car.

Anyway, so I had a green light and then the person who was in the turning lane had a red light. Next minute, so I couldn't see anything because there's a big turning lane so all these cars are covering my view. As I'm driving through the intersection, this cyclist, and I don't want to, like, whatever, but, like, it looked like someone who'd been drinking for, like, the last four days in a row. Oh, right.

And they were on their bike. Don't worry, they're not a minority. You can say things about them. Well, they looked like someone. I think we were going to go, I don't want to say anything, but they looked like they were from Europe. They looked like they were from europe they looked like they've been drinking anyway they would drive they were cycling just across the bloody intersection and i literally i'm not joking i slam my brakes on so hard my what's the name window wipers no what's it called when the airbags my abs brakes came on and it like yeah like locks up and then i also swerved

and no joke missed them by like 10 centimeters damn you're like vin diesel and fast and the furious i literally was like holy shit that was some good driving yeah right yeah i couldn't believe it i was like what are you doing yeah do you know i've heard if that person's that bad a cyclist i've heard that you're actually better to be drunk in an accident like that because your body relaxes your relaxer doesn't so you don't yeah so you don't like you don't fracture as much and your body just kind of goes with it you're drunk and you the car hits you and you're just like chill out man your body's like this is fine but that's why

drunk people tend to have less injuries right if they like fall off something or no I think drunk people have more injuries because they are in situations where they can get injured more but but no but i know what you're saying you know what i mean like if you're drunk that applies to a lot of things because you're just like so relaxed like how you see like people in the viaduct in auckland falling down a flight of stairs those people are going to work on monday whereas if you and i went and threw ourselves down a flight of stairs in the Viaduct. No work for us. No work for us.

Crutches. Do you remember, it was last year, the Radio Awards, and did you fall down the stairs that went into the bathrooms at the Radio Awards? No. Oh, they're so dangerous. No joke. Every single person.

I sat there and watched for 20 minutes. And no joke, every second person fell down those stairs. I was one of them. I also fell up the stairs, which was quite a big achievement. Do you remember seeing my toe after that? No. I had a bruise from my pinky toe. I obviously broke it.

Did you break your toe? Yeah, that took up. Hold on. I've got to find the video for you now. So when was, wait, when was Radio Awards? May, last year or something? June. Yeah, June. June, I think.

You look for that. The first time I met Ben's ex-girlfriend, she fell down a flight of stairs at Degree Bar. Didn't you catch her? No, she was holding a full pint and she went down nine stairs and she didn't spill a drop. Oh, love it.

That's right. And at that point I went, marry that girl, Ben. She's marriage material. Yeah. Brie, it was 23rd of June, just so you know. This is the video I took the next day of my toe and I don't remember doing it because I was drunk. Oh, yeah, that's definitely oh isn't that up you've got a this the bruise is like the size of like a large watch oh and there's

a video you've taken of um moses from soleil mio's crotch that's personal Did you do that? That's personal Alright, this is a long intro, dog Can you guys see? I want you guys to be able to see No, we're already at five and a half minutes Oh yeah, no, I can see that Oh, Jesus No one can see it listening Enjoy the podcast, everybody

Stay safe Stay strong And if you are going to fall over Stockpile toilet paper before it's too late. If you are going to have a fall, get drunk before. Yeah, that's right. That's what we're going to do. Okay, bye.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, four, three, two, one. Bree and I were just having a discussion about whether I should become a motorbike guy or not.

Do you think I'd become a good motorbike guy? Ask your wife. She'll have an opinion about it. She said I'm not allowed. She said you're not allowed that lame scooter that you own. It's not lame. What about that time you told me that you had this idea where you'd drive

the scooter up the road and park it up the road. Oh, no shush. No shush. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. And then, so she didn't know you'd walk up the road

and get on the scooter so you could ride it around. Yeah, because I want to, I want to, I want to live free. Like, I want to feel the wind in my hair, but she doesn't want me

to ride the scooter. And the pavement on your face. No, exactly. And she talked me out of it. She literally, she's very good at this, she held up our tiny baby and she said, do you want to see this thing grow up? And I went, yes. She goes, then don't get on the scooter.

I just think that, look, petrol prices are what they are and congestion is what, I'd be doing everybody a favour, you know? It's good for the environment. I feel like you wouldn't be that great of a rider, though. Oh, fine. You just give that vibe off. Fine, I'm a car guy then. Fine, it's decided. Bree used to ride a Harley Davidson, by the way.

Oh! You did? Yeah, for a little bit. And that was in a very... You were going through a phase, eh? Not in the city. I never rode it in the city. I lived on the coast. I lived never road it in the city. I lived on the coast.

I lived like in a place like the Mount. Yeah. And that's where I think you can have a motorbike. Did your parents know you were riding a motorbike? No. Yeah, right? They do now. Today on the show, we're going to give someone enough money to buy two motorbikes.

Depends how expensive the motorbike is, really. I don't know how much they cost. I think a lot more than two motorbikes. $80,000, 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. I'm just going to come out. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this. I've heard we're getting a clue today at 4 o'clock. Is that what you've heard?

Where did you hear that from? I've heard there's going to be a clue. I heard it from soundkeeper Gary. Or? I heard him talking about it. He didn't say it to me. Who was he talking? People who are organizing the Secret Sound stuff with him.

Is there a bunch of people behind the scenes here all in suits like discussing stuff? Gary's not updating the website himself, trust me. That's a rumour I've heard that there'll be a Secret Sound clue released on our show at 4 o'clock this afternoon.

So even if you can't get through, if you're playing you need to be listening at 4 so you hear the clue first. Absolutely. Okay, so that's going to be good at four so you have a clue first. Absolutely. Okay, so that's going to be good. That's on the way. What else have we got? You want to talk about rich people next? Oh, yeah.

Are you rich and are you willing to call the show and tell us about it? I want to know, how do you live? How did you get rich? Bree and I will work out what rich means after this. We've got to set it in an amount, right? Yeah, yeah. Brie and Clint, ZM. I read quite an interesting story about this girl in her late 20s,

which I mean, I'm in my late 20s. So I relate. Late, late 20s. Yeah, late 20s. Post 20s. Yeah, late 20s. I related to it and it talked about

how she, both of her parents unfortunately fell ill. Yes. And they ended up both passing away, which is really horrible. But then they actually left her a massive amount of money. Okay. So they left her, her inheritance was quite large, like we're talking in the millions.

And how old was she when they passed away? Late 20s. Oh, late 20're talking in the millions. And how old was she when they passed away? Late 20s. Oh, late 20s. Late 20s. Anyway, she talks about in this story about how she did not tell anyone. Yeah. Did not tell a soul. Right.

And then she decided she would go into investing. Oh, I like this person. She started building a portfolio. Yeah. investing oh i like this she started building a portfolio yeah and she actually grew her portfolio by 50 within a number of years she's like stupid parents you were doing nothing with this money yeah look at me go you should have given it to me years ago this is my dream by the way not the parents dying but but the bit where you come into millions of dollars you can't have both you come into millions of dollars where you're young enough to do fun stuff with it.

And by fun stuff, I mean invest. I was going to say, that's not fun. That's boring. Why didn't she tell anyone? She didn't want people to think she was. She just got brought up by her parents to not talk about money and not flaunt your money and stuff like that. And that's how, you know, she.

That's nice. Yeah, which is really nice. And she also said she believes that people treat you differently. I would not flaunt the money either. Bull crap. Once I had the... Absolute BS from you. Once I had the car and the...

No, no, no, no. It's very simple. It's very simple. It's very simple. Once I had the car. Yes. The house. Yep.

Whole new wardrobe. Like I'm chucking everything out. Yep. Because I hate all my clothes. And if I was rich rich I'd fix that. And maybe a holiday home? No flaunting. What do you think all of that is?

That's just... You're the type of person that if you got your dream car in your dream house, you'd invite everyone out of the office to come have a look at your car and then you'd invite everyone over, come have a look at my place, it's in Ponsonby. Oh yeah, it'd be really entertaining. It's on the

water in Herne Bay. Come and have a look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's it, that's it. And the only reason would be to flaunt. We would be eating signature range chips at the party, I promise. I would have nice things, but I'd still be just like you. I would, I would, I would. The rest would go

into a savings account. Anyway, she talks about how she also thinks that people treat you completely differently when they know you've got money. Oh, they would. And it made me, like, it got me thinking, like, I would love to talk to someone who is rich

or, like, quite wealthy. So would I. I'd love to make friends with them. Hang out with them. You're not painting yourself in a very good light. I would I. I'd love to make friends with them, hang out with them. You're not painting yourself in a very good light. I would. I'd just like to. Literally, if someone said to you, I can just picture an interview in the next couple of years

that will be on television and they'll be like, Clinton Roberts, what would be your favourite thing in the world? And you've got like a beautiful wife, a beautiful daughter, and I can just picture you sitting there going, money. No, because I wouldn't – no, because I don't – no. No, that's not true. That's not true.

A little bit true. It would be equal thirds. Behind my wife and my beautiful daughter. Now, we can try and talk to a rich person. You said while the songs were playing that you don't think anyone will call because rich people have better things to do. Well, for one, not just that, but I feel like, I don't know, do rich people really want to tell us, you know, peasant people,

how much money they have or like how they got the money and stuff? Some of them do. Great. I want them to call. We can keep you anonymous. We don't know how being a rich person works. We also don't know what radio station rich people listen to. I don't think it's this one.

It might be. We wouldn't be luring you in with the secret sound. But, you know, what's rich? You need to tell people what's rich. Yeah, true. What do you think is rich? If you have... In the bank.

If you have $100,000 in the bank right now and you own a house already because some people have that for their house deposit. Okay, but what type of house? Doesn't matter, any house. Oh, no, I don't think that's rich. If you've already paid your house deposit and then you've got a spare $100,000. Wait, do you own your house outright?

Yeah, millionaire. So we need to talk to a millionaire. Let's go. Millionaire is rich. We want to talk to a millionaire right now. We're talking obviously like materialistic rich because there is other types of rich. You're right. Stupid hippie. We want to talk

to a millionaire or someone who thinks they are rich. If you define yourself as rich. Maybe you've got a lot of investments. Yeah. Yeah. That add up to a lot of stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. Call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZNM. Are you a millionaire? We want to talk to you. We're talking rich people. You're a rich girl, and you're going too far, because you know it don't matter anyway.

Do you rely on your old man's money? Or do you have your own money? Yeah, we're talking about your own money. Like, who's the richest person you know? That's a good question. That's a really good question. Yeah, who is it? Probably my...

Are they old? No, they're not old. They're not old. No, they're younger than me, actually. Are they? Yeah. How'd they get so rich? They're just really good at their job not old. They're not old. No, they're younger than me, actually. Are they? Yeah. How'd they get so rich? They're just really good at their job.

Okay. They're in property. Oh, so property tycoon. Yeah, they're just a wheeler dealer. Wheeler dealer, buy property, sell property. I don't want to name them because I've never actually asked them how much money they are. How much do you think? Just one of those people you look at and you go, you're rich.

What kind of car do they drive? A brand new VW four wheel drive. I mean you could have picked something else but yeah it's not bad. I'm not making it up though. It doesn't matter. We're trying to talk to a real rich person. While those songs are playing I got a message from someone who doesn't want to come on the radio

and they said I'm not going to call but when I was 21 I'm now 28, my partner who was 22 actually won Lotto Powerball. We won $7 million. We own three properties and we have an investment portfolio. They sent me a photo of the winning Powerball ticket with the receipt beside it that says $7 million.

How cool. How cool is that? That's so cool. I'm going to message them and say, are you happy? Yeah. Did Lotto ruin your life or do you think it like made it better? Yeah. Someone on the text machine has texted through and they said,

my dad has 30 properties. Well, your dad is the... 25 of them in Auckland. Your dad is the housing crisis. Yeah, literally. It's given my parents the ability to retire before they were 50. Yeah, good for them. You wouldn't know on the surface that our family has that much money though.

Yeah. There you go. A lot of people with those properties, you're not rich until you sell them, right? Because all the money is tied up in them. You're rich in investment. I don't know how money works. This person wants to remain anonymous, and we understand. You've called.

Anonymous number one. Hello. How you doing? You all right? Good. First of all, are you rich? Oh, I think so. Okay.

Tell us why you're rich. What's your numbers look like? Oh, bank balance of $2 million. Oh, you've got $2 million in your bank account right now. Wait. Yeah. Not even like you own a $2 million in your bank account right now. Wait. Yeah. Not even like you own a $2 million house. Like when you log into your internet banking, it says $2 million.

Yeah, it's real. Yes, it's real. If I do it on my phone, I've got to keep scrolling to the left to see all the zeros. Yeah, right. Far out. That is one of the most obnoxious things I've ever heard. I loved it. I'm going to believe you.

I'm going to choose to believe you. How did you get rich? Investments. Investments. Like property or like the... No, no, no. Just for whatever reason. Yeah, bonus bonds mainly.

Bonus bonds. Bonus bonds. Bonus bonds. I don't believe you anymore. I don't believe you at all anymore. I have no idea and don't understand. I was going to ask you for investing all anymore. I have no idea. Yeah, there is. And don't understand. I was going to ask you for investing tips, but bonus bonds. My grandma bought me bonus bonds.

In your investing? Yeah. I had $50 in there when I was 12, 13. Yeah. Parents put it in. Yeah. And I've just added to it each week, each month. Really?

Yeah. I've had a few wins and it just keeps going up. Wow. Okay. See, my dad said to me, you might be able to relate to this, Anonymous. My dad said to me, he would, there's particular shares

that he's made quite a lot of money off. Yeah. And every time he'd get like a dividend, is that what it's called? Yeah. He'd just put it straight back on. Yeah, that's compound interest. Yeah, he reckons he's got a good amount of money in there. That's your money one day. I was like, take

it out now. Anonymous number two, you're rich. G'day, how you doing? Maybe, kind of, I guess. Yeah, a little bit. How rich are we talking? Like, what have you, you got a big portfolio? What's happening? No, we're sitting on about 2.2, freehold, $1.4 million home, got a land, building some properties on it and have a rental and a company. So you've got a lot of stuff in your portfolio. I want to know, what is your run-around car? What are you driving right now? Sorry, Clint, it's not an Audi station wagon.

It's a 2019 C300 Merc. Oh, yeah, nice. I thought you were going to come in and go, sorry, Clint, us rich people like to drive a nice, sensible Toyota. But no, you've got a brand new Mercedes-Benz. My uncle, who's a multi-multi-millionaire, drives around an SS Ute. It's his favourite car. The Holden Commodore.

He's got seven Ferraris, drives around the Holden Commodore. Anonymous, that's fantastic and thank you for sharing it with us. How did you do it? I'm 31 now. I started a company when I was 25. 31! Piss off, Anonymous! Started your own company.

Started at 25 and any of the profits threw straight into the property, paid it down, just kept saving. Give us one piece of advice. Give us one piece of advice. People listening now who want to be as rich as you when they're 31, what's your best piece of advice?

Don't buy crap, basically. Don't buy shit. You don't need it. You don't need it. If you want to get rich, save your money and use it wisely. Like an Audi station wagon. Am I ride anonymous? He drives a Mercedes Benz.

He's rich! What about if you spend half your weekly income on the iconic website? Oh, then there you go. That's a good investment. You have to wait. You get the goodies later. If you're paying things off that you don't need, you're just wasting money. I think the most important question

and the last question we will ask you, Anonymous, are you single? Happily married. Dean McCarthy out of LA. This is quite concerning, especially for our listeners, if you're going to Coachella. Yeah, Dean, is there a chance Coachella is going to be cancelled? Hey, guys, yes, there is a very good chance, actually. So Coachella is in the Coachella Valley.

Sorry, well, you guys know that I live during the week, right? Someone has contracted the coronavirus at the Eisenhower Hospital in Rancho Mirage, right near where I live, actually. And what that means is that is a huge gathering of people. It brings in $300 million to that area. And at this point, they are considering, you know, how bad, what will the spread be? So it's not cancelled yet, but it may very likely be cancelled.

Well, I mean, look, if they're thinking about cancelling the biggest sporting event pretty much in the whole world ever this year, the Olympic Games, then I mean they have to start thinking about these other, you know, big events that draw big crowds. Yeah, totally. Yeah, God, it's going to really impact the festy flower crown market, something crazy.

Like I reckon the people who make those flower crowns, I reckon they'll go bankrupt because this is their showpiece, you know. This is their Melbourne Cup. This is their Olympics. Also, those people that produce the nipple pasties. Yeah, the... The tassels.

Yeah. They're probably going to go under. I'll still buy them. Yeah, true, Dean. You'll buy them? I'll keep them going. Dean, I've seen your male models, and not once have you attempted to cover their nipples.

Not once. So I challenge you on that. I do recommend you check out Dean's Instagram, by the way, if you get a chance. His latest range of swimwear is out. And I haven't even seen the togs because the models you book are some of the most attractive men I've ever seen in my life. Yeah.

But, yeah, go check out Dean's new swimwear range. Where are we going with this? That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles with the news that Coachella isn't but may be cancelled this year. If you're a big fan of, you know, the series The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, which is on at the moment, this is quite exciting.

There's rumours that they're saying there could be a spin-off version for a show that uses the same concept but with older people. Yeah, okay, that's interesting. Yeah. So it's pretty much The Bachelor but for a senior version. An old people Bachelor. Yeah. Well, there's been no talk about exactly what it would be called

or if it's actually going ahead, but this is crazy. I have got my hands on an exclusive sneak peek of the show. Oh, this is good. You can't ask me where I got this because I will get in trouble. I'm not meant to be playing this, but apparently this is a sneak peek of the new older person version of The Bachelor. Coming to an afternoon time slot just before bedtime, The Boomala.

Yeah, I guess I'm kind of excited. Well, I mean, it's a great opportunity to meet someone and potentially add our salaries together so we could buy another investment property. And can you also say you're trying to find love? Oh, yeah, and of course love, I suppose. And a dual income. Mainly the dual income.

Yeah, I mean, Craig seems nice. His bald head doesn't worry me, but my main concern with men these days is can they get a s**t? I'm trying to take a deep breath. Not because I'm nervous, it's my fibromyalgia. Can I get my pills? Where are my pills? Hi, I'm Wendy, 57 years young, and I signed up for the Boomerla, because, I mean, I haven't had a holiday in years.

My husband, Graham, he left me. I raised my three children on my own, so I deserve a bloody holiday, goddammit. There'll be love. Oh my god, I am so in love with these hush puppy loafers. They just provide so much support for my weak arches. Comfortable. Scandal. Oh, no, seriously, Denise. Did you take my high-powered perm rollers again? I'll stab you with my EpiPen.

Heartache. Who took my heartburn medication? I told you I'd need those tablets after a spicy madras. The boomerlar. With more unpolitical correctness than any other TV show. Sounds good. You've got way too much time on your head. Bree and Clint. I hit a new milestone in my relationship over the weekend.

Yeah. We had our first fight. Oh, congratulations? I don't know if you could congrats. Nah. Are in order? Some people love it. Some people go, the best couples fight all the time. Not all the time.

I think it's very healthy to have fights every now and then or discussions or arguments, whatever you want to call it. I think it's very healthy because I honestly think it gets stuff out in the open and it makes you grow and become closer. It's not the fight, it's how you deal with it, right?

Absolutely. But in this circumstance, I just wanted to... What we actually had a fight about is quite pathetic. Was it flatulence? No, no, no, no. And it's a real question. You brought us that clip of you letting one rip in front of your partner for the first time.

And I'm not saying that that is reason enough to have a fight. That is not the catalyst. You played that on the radio. No, that is not anything. It was a fight about you playing the secretly recorded audio of you flatulating in front of your partner to a nationwide audience.

No, that was all good. Totally fine. I did ask before I did that, by the way. I didn't just play. I didn't ask before I recorded it. You didn't ask before you did it either. No. The reason we had a fight is very pathetic.

I can't believe I'm about to say this on the radio. The reason I had a fight with my new partner is because of a card game. You're such a loser. Tell people what the card game is. It's the card game you're obsessed with and it's the card game that I never want to play with you for this reason.

Yeah. This is why I've never played with you. You've asked. You tried to get me to bring it to Invercargill. You should. No, I'm never playing with you. No, just hear me out. I don't believe it was my fault.

Well, we still have it out there. Say the game. What's the card game? The card game we had a fight over was Monopoly Deal. Not one person out there thinks that that is worth you having your first fight with your wonderful new partner about. There would be. Trust me.

There'd be lots of people going, yeah, that's worth it. Yeah. Anyway, it was so ridiculous. It was over the fact that everyone was ganging up on me and I'd lost like 12 games in a row or something ridiculous. And finally, I did these amazing moves in the card game and I just pretty much slaughtered everyone and won. And then I boasted a little bit.

Are you proud of yourself? Are you proud of yourself? So your fight was because you weren't a good winner. Is that what it was? Yeah, but she was a sore loser. It goes both ways. Have you guys made up? Anyway, we got over it, but it was a legit discussion for about,

I want to say half an hour. Did you do the make-up thing? Oh, that is personal. Very personal question. Okay, all right. Yes, we did play another game. Yeah, fantastic. Yeah, cool.

Well, good. At least you're over it. Yeah. And I think that going forward, you two shouldn't play Monopoly Deal together. I think if you value your relationship, you've found out that you guys can't sustain your favourite card game and you should stop playing Monopoly Deal together. No, I call BS

because I reckon there's people out there and text in please to confirm this for me. I think there's people who've fought about the exact same thing. Monopoly Deal? Yep. Or just other ridiculous things. Hey, I'd rather be fighting about... Text in to support me.

If you think Bree values her relationship, tell her that she should quit Monopoly Deal. Tell her that. Okay, both of us have our, you know, good points. What was the question I was going to ask? You want to ask people if people have had as stupid fights as you in their relationship? Yeah.

This is the point I was going to say. I'd rather be fighting about stupid, pathetic things like this than actual serious things. Yeah, okay, you've got a really good point there. Like I'd fight over that stuff any day. Yeah, if it means not fighting over, you know, serious problems. Fight about how you cheated in Monopoly Deal,

not about how you cheated in the relationship. I didn't cheat, but yeah, some people might fight over that. I want to know from people, 0800 dial ZM, what is the pathetic, ridiculous thing you and your partner have fought about? Yeah, decent fights, right? Or even just maybe it was the catalyst. Might be a game, might be something else. 0800 dial ZM.

Bree and Clint. A lot of people weighing in on this. What is the stupid, pathetic thing that you had a fight with your partner about over the weekend? Had the first fight in my new relationship when a game of Monopoly deal nearly ripped us apart. Yeah, that's forever going to be your first fight, by the way. If it was your second fight, it wouldn't matter. But your first fight is going to be remembered for this. And I stand by it.

I'm stoked with that. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone.

I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Because we don't fight about anything else. Yeah. But... Which is why I'm saying quit Monopoly Deal.

Imagine how harmonious your relationship would be. And then we'll be perfect. Yeah, you'll be the perfect couple. No, but then we don't get to play and it's my favourite game. What's the stupid thing you thought about in your relationship? Hi Hamish. How's it going? Hamish, tell us what was the stupid thing you thought about in your relationship? Hi, Hamish. How's it going? Hamish, tell us, what was the pathetic thing you had a fight over? It's one of the things that you sort of tend to do on the first couple of dates anyway.

But just touching on what your fight was about, no one likes a sore loser. Bree was a sore winner. Yeah, I was a sore winner. Does that make it better? Yeah but you were complaining in the first place That you were losing And then all of a sudden you pulled up this lucky card Hamish Hamish Hamish Hamish You're starting a conversation you don't want my friend

Trust me you don't want this smoke brother You do not want to go there I'm actually not a bad loser I'm just a bad winner I'm putting you both back in your corners Hamish what was your fight about? My fight was a bit stupid. We decided that we wanted to watch a certain movie halfway through.

So I wanted to watch a comedy. I found out later on she wanted to watch something different. So there was a funny scene, and I think we were watching Happy Gilmore of all movies. I'm like, oh, did you get the funny joke? And she's just like, no, I didn't get the funny joke. I don't even want to be watching this i want to be watching crime yeah right and that's why so halfway through the movie she decided that she didn't even want to be watching that genre you could have told me that earlier on so your fight your fight was over a movie choice

yeah go back in your hole ball you want to go home thanksish. Terry, what was your stupid fight about in your relationship? When we first got together, well, I've always had baths. Like, I love baths to relax after a big day at work. Okay. And my partner comes in the bath. I had, like, my bath bomb and it was all romantic with candles. And he comes in and he's like, oh, you haven't in the baths for a shower.

I was like, what? But you should probably have a shower in the bath for a shower. I was like, what? But you should probably have a shower before you have in the bath. I was like, why? He's like, because you're just bathing in your own salt. So your fight was over the fact that you didn't shower before your bath? Yeah. Who's showering before their bath? He needs to stop making you feel bad for having a bath.

Terry. That's so strange. Terry, you do you, babes. Yeah. I think bath people are weird people. I'm just going to come out and say it. Like, it's such an un, like, it's such a, such a, like. It is a strange concept, isn't it?

It's so indulgent. Like, it's, I get it if it's like a Sunday evening and you want to relax. But people who just go, oh, it's Wednesday, I might go and have a bath. Terry, tell me, are you someone who shaves your legs in the bath? Oh, hell yeah. I love the smooth feeling of shaving your legs in the bath. And then your whole body's covered in your leg hairs. Yeah, that would piss him off even more.

Someone on the text machine said, my boyfriend ate my chocolate Christmas gift pack that my boss bought me. It was a basket of M&M's, Maltesers and other chocolates. I legit didn't talk to him for 36 hours. All men should know you don't eat a woman's chocolate. You don't touch our chocolate. You don't.

There's no win to be had. Julianne. Julianne? Julianne. Julianne, sorry. Julianne, what was the stupid thing you and your partner fought over? So many, many years ago, my husband and I were playing Pictionary with some friends. Oh, here we go, another board game situation.

Yep. And the word was a heel of a foot. Yep. But he drew a hill, hoping I would guess heel. I didn't guess hill. And he said something to the effect of, how dumb do you need to be? Oh, no. I reacted.

He even put his hand up and, like, don't speak to me. So I stabbed him with a pencil in the hand. You stabbed him with a pencil? Wow. And did you go, picture this, bitch. Yep. I stabbed him with a pencil in the hand. You stabbed him with a pencil? Wow. And until today... And did you go, picture this, bitch. Yep. And until today, I mean, we've been married 38 years.

Yeah. Until today, he will not play Pictionary with me. Yeah, because you stabbed him. Because you stabbed him. Brian Clint. The most popular birthday in New Zealand has been revealed. Yes, statistics have revealed the most common birthday for Kiwi babies. It's an article that's been posted on the Herald.

So this takes into account every birthday that has happened between 1980 and 2017 in New Zealand. And the most popular birthday of all is... September 29. Or 40 weeks and one day after Christmas. Right. So if you go back, it was around Christmas time, the season of giving that people were... And receiving.

And receiving. People were apparently giving that people were giving. And receiving. And receiving. People were apparently giving and receiving a lot. Which most people go, most people who are born in late September go, oh, I was obviously conceived on New Year's Eve. Mum and Dad were at the very first Rhythm and Vines and made me in a tent. But this suggests otherwise. This suggests that the most popular time to conceive

the baby is a week before New Year's Eve on Christmas Day. Which, I mean, I'm not so shocked by that because, I mean, Christmas time, most people have time off. Yeah. So you're spending a lot of time with loved ones. Yeah. And your partner. Yeah. So you got time to do activities. But not on Christmas Day. Let's think about Christmas Day. One, you're usually with a lot of family, like you'll be at your mum or your dad's place. Yeah, let's hope.

Yeah, for a lot of people, you're around family. Like who's going, this is the perfect place to conceive a child? Shh, be quiet, be quiet. Where in my childhood bedroom? It's a single bed. They always squeak his childhood beds, aren't they? Also, the other most obvious bit about getting pregnant on Christmas Day

is you're so full of food. Yeah, to be honest, on Christmas Day, that is the last thing on my mind. I would happily sacrifice that for eating copious amounts of food. 100%. I don't know a single person come 4.30 on Christmas Day even, let alone bedtime, who goes, you know what? I'm feeling sexy. I don't feel bloated at all.

I can barely roll over. Exactly right. You know, I'm not doing anything else. And yet it is the most popular day, it seems, over the last 30 years, 40 years almost, to conceive a child. Which, I

said to you off air, I believe it probably is more Christmas Eve. Oh. Because you know how a lot of the time you tend to have a few drinks on Christmas Eve and you go out. Christmas Eve is good, yeah. Yeah, and you have fun and usually you're at home and you go out

and you see your friends. Yeah. That's a good time. Yeah, and then you go, let's go look at my old high school. And then you get on the playground at your old high school. Oh, my God, now it all makes sense. And then you do it there and that's, oh, we've cracked the code. Just as a side note, the least popular birthday is obviously February 29,

the leap day, but that doesn't really count. It doesn't count because it's only every four years. The second least popular birthday and the real least popular is Christmas Day. That's the least popular birthday to have. Do you think people are substituting that for a present? Um, what? They're like, oops, forgot a gift. No, no, no, no.

That's the day to be born. You get born, so nine months prior. Oh, right. I'm saying for the September one. Yeah. On Christmas. Oh, when they get pregnant. Yeah, right.

My theory for Christmas Day being the least popular birthday is Jesus just goes, uh-uh, not on my birthday. I don't think so. Not today. Not today, Jesus. Jesus. Lady. Brie and Clint.

Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. The game where Brie and I go head to head guessing how many followers famous people have on Instagram. Yes.

Producer Ellie puts together the list. How long do you think before we're adding TikTok to this game? Oh, that's a good question. That app is just blowing up at the moment. How long before we go, how many does Jennifer Lopez have on TikTok? True, true. It's harder.

Yeah, it is harder. I don't follow anyone on TikTok. No. Yeah. Anyway, we're not doing that yet. There you go. Well, currently the score here is 4-3 to Clint. So, Brie, you could tie it up here.

You're firstly ready today. How many Instagram followers does Katy Perry have? She just announced she's pregnant with her first child. Yeah. Katy Perry. With Orlando. Orlando. Katy Perry's. She just announced she's pregnant with her first child. Yeah. Katy Perry. Orlando. Orlando. Katy Perry's a hard one.

Yeah. All right, for Katy Perry, Clint, you put $45 million. Brie, you put $70 million. Katy Perry has $91.2 million. Yep. Point to Brie. And so she should. Yeah.

Well done, Katy Perry. There you go. All right, your next one. She just released a couple of songs today for the upcoming movie Mulan, Christina Aguilera. Ooh, Xtina on Instagram. You said that she did the original Mulan song. Yeah, that's where she got her first shot.

Really? I think she's remade that, but then released a second one as well. All right. I hope she's doneade that, but then released a second one as well. Alright. I hope she's done like a Mulan version of Dirty. It's too dirty to clean my act up. Alright, for Christina, Clint, you put $20 million. Bree, you put $29 million.

Christina has $6.7 million. Is that it? Yeah. Where are you? I guess she's a bit older. I don't know. Oh, ageist. Oh, you know what I mean? Like, wasn't more, but I guess she's a bit older. I don't know. Oh, ageist. Oh, you know what I mean? Like, wasn't around, you know. She's not that old.

No, I know. Cheers to Ellie. Yeah, no. Ellie doesn't know. We found out today, Ellie doesn't know who the singer Jewel is. Okay. Yeah, Ellie's like, who the hell is Jewel? I bet you half the people listening don't know either, actually.

Thank you very much. Oh, people know the singer Jewel. Oh, we've got to crack on here, guys. It's one all, it's best of three. Come on. Okey-dokey. Actually, you know what? This is the, guys. It's one all. It's best of three. Come on. Okey dokey. You're third one. Actually, you know what?

This is the decider. It's one all. We've got to get a secret sound. This is the decider. All right. She's just announced that she's not coming to Australia anymore for the Bushfire Charity Adventure to the coronavirus. It's Miley Cyrus.

How many Instagram followers does she have? She's not going to Australia. No, she just announced it now. Sweet Cody Simpson. I know. That sucks. Yeah, I know. She's put a big statement out on her Facebook page.

All right. For Miley Cyrus, Clint, you put 111. Brie, you put 107. Million. Million. Miley Cyrus has 105 million, which I believe is a point to Brie. Oh, she's all tied up now. Well done.

We're at five games each for the year. God, does that mean we've been back at work for 10 weeks? Oh, yeah. Oh, she's all tied up now. Back at the game. We're at five games each for the year. God, does that mean we've been back at work for ten weeks? Oh, yeah. Oh, yuck. Bree and Clint. Welcome to Unpopular Opinions, everybody. It's a recurring segment on this show, which really gives you the chance to get some stuff off your chest.

Pretty much if you just have a thing for riling people up, this is your time on our show to call through. There's two people who participate in Unpopular Opinions, those ones who just like to get people up. This is your time on our show to call through. There's two people who participate in Unpopular Opinions, those ones, who just like to get people going. I love those ones, though. And people who just feel like they are swimming upstream and they need the chance to, you know, they need a platform to go,

hey, I don't believe what everyone else believes. Hear me now. So we'll start. We like to get the ball rolling and I'll kick one off. It's one I've been thinking about for a while. Okay. The friends reunion that everyone's looking forward to. Don't do it.

I don't want it anymore. You don't want it anymore? The hype is too big and if it's all interviews or even if it's 90% interviews, I'm not interested. I don't care about a friends reunion if that's what it is. Just cancel it. To be honest, I don't really care about it either because it's not really a show. It's not a show.

It's just them being interviewed. I don't want to see a $100 million interview. They're already rich. They are getting a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah. Unpopular opinion. Unpopular opinion, but top sheets are overrated

and shouldn't be a thing. No, top sheets are important for keeping your duvet clean. No. They're crap. Top sheets are for adults. Top sheets are for adults. A top sheet is as pleasant as being covered in fire ants. It's an unpopular

opinion. I don't need to agree with you. That's fine. You've put it out there. Producers, let's start with Ben. Do you have an unpopular opinion for her? I think it's 100% acceptable to recline your seat on a domestic flight. I'm going to not say anything. This is coming off the back of a week of

flying for the Bree and Clint show. And a week of relaxing for me in the air. A week of Ben sitting in front of one of us on every flight. And how comfortable was I? Jokes are on you because you will soon find something that I did to you when you were asleep on that flight. You were at a great angle too.

You were well reclined. Yeah, exactly. Producer Ellie, do you have an unpopular opinion? I do. I've got an unpopular opinion. Turn your mic on. Oh, hi there. Can we hear me?

Hi, hello. how's it going? Unpopular opinion But I think burgers from restaurants Like I'm talking about sitting down restaurants Suck And they're not enjoyable to eat Yeah But

You know Unpopular opinion Yes If you're ordering a burger at a restaurant Are you alright? Yeah that's a good point too Like why are you ordering that? What about a pub?

Does that count as a pub? Even they're dicey. I don't want to stick in my burger. I know they're trying to hold it together, but it needs to be contained, you know? Yeah. And they give you that metal basket of fries. Love that.

I love the metal basket of fries. Oh, we're down with the metal basket of fries. Yeah, they're good. But their opinion, restaurant burgers suck. Chips are always good, I think. Yeah. Okay. Chips are good to go.

Yeah. Oh, $800 at M. We've bravely got the ball rolling Are you brave enough to call up and share an unpopular opinion with us? Can be to do with absolutely anything you want You can text your unpopular opinion to 9696 Or you can call it through now on 0800 dial ZM We're ready

We're waiting for your unpopular opinions, New Zealand. Bree and Clint. Welcome to Unpopular Opinions. Just be aware that this segment may trigger some people in the car. You may be yelling at your radio going, Hey, wait, no, hey, I don't agree. That's why it's an unpopular opinion. That's the idea.

Just remember the people that are sharing their opinions know they're unpopular. Yes. And that's why. We've asked them to share them. We're not having popular opinions. No. Like people going, ice cream is yum. Yeah, we all know that. Yeah, thank you.

I've got another one. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. I think taking a nap, probably more drama than what it's worth. No. Yep. No, no, no. Yep, you think about it.

Have you ever woken up from a nap and went, oh, I feel fantastic? Naps are one of life's great indulgences. No, we're not accepting that one. No, you can't do that. Matt. G'day, guys. How you going? Good, thank you, Matt.

What's your unpopular opinion? This is particularly unpopular with my wife, but I'm a big fan for dinner, having the old peanut butter and gherkin sandwiches. Sandwiches for dinner? Yeah, peanut butter and gherkin having the old peanut butter and gherkin sandwiches. Sandwiches for dinner? Yeah, peanut butter and gherkin too. Peanut butter and gherkin? This is a double unpopular. Yeah, first of all, there's the sandwiches for dinner bit.

I get it if you're in a rush, but would you opt for that over a hot cooked meal? Sometimes, yeah. Right. That's his opinion. It's your unpopular opinion. That is his opinion. Thank you for sharing it. I've got one as well. Summer's over. Stop pretending that it's not. It. Right. That's his opinion. It's your unpopular opinion. That is his opinion. Thank you for sharing it.

I've got one as well. Summer's over. Stop pretending that it's not. It's over. No, that's just you being negative. This isn't a bad patch of weather. Summer's over. Stop.

You stop. No, it is. It's done. No. It's completely finished. Not listening. Jared's here with an unpopular opinion. Hey, Jared.

Hi, Jared. Brianna Clinton, how are we? Wonderful, Jared. Thank you, Jared. Great to hear from you. Very formal. What with an unpopular opinion. Hey, Jared. Hi, Jared. Brianna Clinton, how are we? Wonderful, Jared. Thank you, Jared. Great to hear from you. Very formal. What's your

unpopular opinion? My wife's popular opinion, but my unpopular opinion is the amount of cushions and pillows on the bed. Are we talking

throw and decorative cushions, aren't we, Jared? Yeah, I'm talking like a plethora of them. I hate them. And are we getting

it right in assuming your stance is you need more cushions? Yeah, I'm talking like a plethora of them. I hate them. And are we getting it right in assuming your stance is you need more cushions? No, less. I agree. They take up too much time in life. I mean, we're building a fort, but we're not, so. Maybe you should build a fort. Maybe that's what your wife's inviting you to do

and you haven't picked up the hint. Oh, that could be it. And the other thing, too, just while I've got you guys, I've got a couple of names for the boring machine up in Auckland. Oh, right. This is last week's content. The tunnel digger that they want to name after an influential New Zealand woman. I've been trying to get through and I've got a couple.

He is with it. One is Drillery Barry. Drillery Barry is very good. Yes, very, very good. Dame Spinny Takanoa. Dame Spinny Takanoa is extremely good, yep. And Anika Boa. Anika Boa is also very good.

That was my favourite one. Did you text that through, Jared? I laughed for a good 10 seconds about that one. God, bonus content out of Jared today. Very good. Someone on the text machine, and I mean, sometimes they can get a little bit serious in unpopular opinions.

Someone said, if someone has cheated and been with that person longer than three years, they shouldn't be entitled to half of everything. Oh. I agree with that. I like it as well. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to finish on Georgia.

Georgia, we forgot the format, so please bring it back for us at the end. Georgia, you need to say unpopular opinion, opinion but and then tell us your unpopular opinion. Sure thing. Unpopular opinion, spaghetti bolognese sucks. I don't think it's good. You've gone too far, Georgia. You've gone too far. Spaghetti bolognese sucks.

Oh, brutal bestia. No, I hear you. It's just noodles and sauce. Oh, you better stop. No, I hear you. It's just noodles and sauce. Oh, you better stop. It's just not great. You test out our minkias. And that right there is an unpopular opinion from Georgia. Thank you, Georgia.

Oh, you are brave, Georgia. Very brave. I don't believe that, by the way. I'm shook. I'm so shook by that one. I just wanted to see the vein pop out of Brie's Italian forehead, which is actually shaped like Italy. It looks like the boot.

I can't believe someone thinks that. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, let's get a birthday banger on. We do this every day at this time. We'll get your birthdays, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th.

Steph's first. Hey, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hello. How are you guys doing? Good. How are you? Good, thank you.

That's good. Let's get a birthday banger for you. What's your birthday banger? What's your birthday, actually? Birthday, Bree. It's 14th of January, 1994. Perfect. January, baby.

You were 16 in 2010 on the 14th of January. And, Steph, this is your birthday banger. One of the greatest Stan Walker songs of all time. My favourite Stan Walker song. Of course. Yeah, we love Stan on the show. You love Stan? I love Stan.

Yeah. What a tune. This is the song he performed after winning Australian Idol. Bloody tune. Bloody tune. Okay, wait there. Let's get another one for Susan. Hey, Susan.

G'day, Sue. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday? I'm also a January baby. Perfect.

I'm the 12th of January, 1971. All right, Sue, you were 16 in 1987 on the 12th of January, and on that day, this was number one. Susan, what do you think? I remember padding to that. Yeah, right? What a banger. Okay, that's a good birthday banger, Susan. Wait there. One more for Lauren.

Hi, Lauren. Hi, Loz. Hi. How's it going? Good. How are you, Lauren? Good, thank you. That's good.

Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 25th of April, 1995. All right, you were 16 in birthday? The 25th of April 1995. Alright, you were 16 in 2011 on the 25th of April. And back in 2011, this had a number one hit.

What a banger. What a tune. Featuring one of the weirdest Kanye West raps on it. Yeah. But at the front where he goes, tell me what's next, alien sex. You know who this is about, Lauren. Who's that? Katy Perry wrote this song about Russell Brand and how she never met anyone like him and he was like an extraterrestrial.

She wrote quite a few songs about her, mate. Yeah, I think so, yeah. A lot after the breakup. Yeah, probably mainly after the breakup. Okay, Lauren, we've got a decision to make. We need to choose between Stan Walker, Pseudo Echo, Funky Town and Katy Perry's E.T. I'd have all of them. I like

quite like all of them, but I've got to go with Funky Town. For sure. You're going with Funky Town? I think so. I guess the other two, they don't stand out as much, right? No. Are we ready? Can we handle Funky Town?

I think we can. I think we're birthday bangers. From 1987? I think Birthday Banger is ready. Oh, yeah. This is it. Well, we'll find out, won't we? Susan, you've just gone and bloody won the whole thing.

Well done. Yay! Yes, Sue. This one's for you, mate. Bree and Clint, this is

Birthday Banger on ZM. Time to keep me moving, keep improving with some energy Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about moving Gotta move on Gotta move on Gotta move on Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town?

Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town? Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me Time to give a move and give a groove and want some energy Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it. Talk about, talk about, talk about moving. Gotta move on. Gotta move on. Won't you take me to a funky town?

Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town? Won't you take me to a funky town? Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about moving Talkin' bout, talkin' bout, talkin' bout Movin' Movin' Gotta move on, move on Gotta move on, move on Gotta move on, move on

Gotta move on, move on Gotta move on, move on ZD and Bree and Clay, that's your winner of Birthday Banger today from Pseudo Echo. It's called Funky Town. Reminds me of, and you probably won't have seen it, that episode of South Park with Towelie. Remember the character Towelie? That's so weird because we weren't allowed to watch South Park.

Yeah. So I'll have to take your word for it. But it reminded me of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Oh, okay. Yeah, right. It would have been used heaps of times over the history of... So much. Beat Stan Walker's Black Box. So you know it was popular.

This is such a great song though too. If it can take down Black Box. Oh, what's this weird long intro version? This is the piano version. Yeah, damn. This is dope. Put this in your DJ set. Oh, it's this weird long intro version? This is the piano version. Yeah, damn, this is dope. Put this in your DJ set. Oh, it's still going.

Oh, there we go. I love how someone tried to tack that on the front. And they're like, oh, this fits. Toilet paper is the issue du jour. It is headline news. Are we still talking about toilet paper? The world is still talking about toilet paper. Honestly, I can't believe it.

We're talking about the big issues, and toilet paper is the biggest issue in the world right now. Is it actually, though? It goes toilet paper, coronavirus, and then the Whittaker's peanut slab ice creams. That's it. That's what's important at the moment. I want to distance myself from that list you just gave.

I don't write the news, mate. I follow it, okay? And that's what's coming across my dashboard. Today, we're focusing on toilet paper again, okay? Because we don't know anything about coronavirus and we can't find any peanut slab ice cream. So we just deal with what we can. And what I've got here is,

in the midst of the toilet paper crisis, yesterday we discussed alternatives for toilet paper, which upset a few people. Why did it upset a few people? I came up with the genius idea, use a corn on the cob. No, terrible idea. No, it's good.

Because you didn't specify whether it went up the butt crack or up the butt hole. Oh, no, butt crack. Just through the butt crack. We're not talking about that. We're not talking about that. We're not talking about that.

This is the toilet paper conversation for today. I have recommendations from reputable news source, newshub.co.nz. It's the hub of all news. Five ways you can make your toilet paper last longer. So if you're worried you're going to run out, here's some tips that you can use

to extend the lifespan of your bog roll. Okay. And I'd like you to tell me whether you think each of these ideas are good or bad. Okay. First idea, squash the roll of toilet paper. They reckon if it's an oval shape, it won't roll as freely off the roll. It'll go wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk when it comes off. Oh, I hate that idea.

That just means it's annoying. No, okay. It's fine. We'll write that one off. Idea means it's annoying. No, okay. It's fine. We'll write that one off. Idea two to make your toilet paper last longer, buy a higher quality of toilet paper. Okay. The higher the ply, the longer the roll will last.

News Hub recommends four-ply toilet paper. So clearly the writers at News Hub are rich. I've never used four-ply in my life. Yeah. I don't know even where to get four-ply. And to be honest, four-ply is just two two-plies. So you might be using less sheets, but it's the same amount. No, not using it.

No. Write it off. Jeez, there better be something good on here. Okay, idea three. Buy one of those toilet paper dispensers. Remember those things and they had them in sports club rooms a lot? Hate it. And it only lets the roll do one rotation? Gives you one thing.

Yeah, and it comes off in squares. Hate it. They say it will give out less toilet paper and people will use less. No. Wow. Number four, fold your toilet paper instead of scrunching it. They're saying if you fold it, you get maximum surface area so it doesn't require as much toilet paper.

And I know you're a scruncher. I am a scruncher. What are you? I'm a scruncher. Would you be prepared in a crisis like the one we're facing at the moment? I guess that's a sacrifice I could make. Okay, good. We're going.

Yeah. So, yes, that's probably my favourite one out of all of them. One out of four so far. The final idea, and these aren't made-up things. These are real. I've got a better idea than all of this. These are real toilet paper conservation ideas from a real news source. Idea number five, hide the toilet rolls.

What, in the house? Yeah. Only leave one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom at a time to encourage a scarcity mentality. If your family member sees that there's only one roll left, they will be more likely to use less toilet paper. Okay. Yeah.

Pass me that piece of paper behind you. So pretend this is. It's a paper towel. It's a paper towel, but pretend this is one sheet of toilet paper, but obviously it's bigger scale. Yeah. I can show you, if you do your business, you could use one sheet of toilet paper. Go on then, show us how it works.

Yeah. So first off, you grab the piece of paper. So say picture one sheet in your car. Yeah. And you pull out a tiny piece in the middle. So rip out a tiny piece. Right in the centre of it. Right in the centre. So now there's a hole in the middle of the piece of toilet paper.

There's a hole in the middle, right? Yeah. So you do your business. Yeah. You then put your finger through. Oh, what? And then you go out, in, out, in, all around. No.

No. Yes. That's what you do. And then you scrunch that piece up so you don't get any on your hand. And then you take this piece that you ripped out of the middle and you wipe that finger off. Bree and Clint. As we told you before, There is a very famous woman

In her 70s Who has said For her 75th birthday She'd like to do the cover Of Playboy magazine You go girl Yeah you go girl Get it

She's already done Playboy before And she said I'd like to go back and do it again She did it in the 1970s She's gone on And went back on Is Playboy still a thing? Playboy is still a thing

Yeah Hugh Hefner's dead I think his son runs it now But yeah Some weirdos out there Are still subscribing To Playboy magazine That person is

The celebrity Who wants to do Playboy in their 70s Dolly Parton Yeah she is A tasty dish. She has said that after doing the cover in 1978, she would now like to go back on for her 75th birthday.

And not just that, she'd like to wear the exact same outfit she wore. What was the outfit? Is there a picture of it? Can you show it to me? I can describe it to you. Can you Google it on the work Wi-Fi? Oh, you won't actually see it. Ben, can you bring it up, please, mate?

Billy Parton, Playboy cover, 1978. It's the classic... Wouldn't be too revealing, would it? It's the classic Playboy bunny outfit. The black bodice, which had no pants, like bikini, like a tog type thing. Well, it had pants. No, it didn't. Yeah, it had undies.

Oh, yeah, it had undie bit, and it had a lot of cleavage. Oh, she looks like... And then the the white bow and then the bunny ears. You know what she looks like? Every Halloween, if you're dressing up as like... Playboy bunny. A playboy bunny. She's dressed as a playboy bunny. Yeah.

So that's the original cover. Oh, she looks cute. Doesn't she look great? She's come out and said she wants to do it because she might be older, but her boobs are still in the exact same place. I mean, that is fair. Her boobs actually, you know this is true, her boobs are not susceptible to gravity.

Why? Because they don't move. Oh, right. I thought you were going to say there was some science to it. No. She had helium put in them. And because of that, they won't sag. Yeah, no.

And here's a news article about it too. If you don't believe me that Dolly wants to do Playboy. Dolly Parton is keen to celebrate her 75th birthday with a return to the late Hugh Hefner's famous publication.

Who would you like to see in Playboy? Ooh. You know who I would love to see? Is there a question that you can answer these days? Oh, I think, you know, obviously if you're looking at the pictures that we're looking at, they're tasteful pictures. Right, okay, yeah.

I would love to see Jane Fonda. Oh, you want people from that generation? Yeah. Her and Dolly are the same age. Are they? Yeah. Jane Fonda looks incredible. Yeah, okay. Her and Dolly are the same age. Are they? Yeah. Jane Fonda looks incredible. Yeah, okay.

Then I'd like to see the Queen. Yeah, you took it too far, didn't you? It sells in copies. No, you took it too far. Okay. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up.

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