ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 11th 2019

Episode Date: March 11, 2019

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podcast oh sorry was that burp or are you on it's a burp i don't even know i'm drinking water for god's sake i'm at that age where i burp with everything you're just a gassy person yeah yeah um what's worse smelling a burp or smelling a fart smelling a burp you say that you say that no okay let's weigh in what do you think producer ellie's worse, smelling a burp or smelling a fart? Someone else's. Definitely a burp. The mouth region is gross. Ben? Probably a burp, but I have to put up with a lot of Ellie farts in the studio.

That's true. Would you trade 50% of the Ellie farts for 50% more Ellie burps? No. Nah, I'm happy where I'm at. What did you do? Did you fart? Oh my. Did you?

Yeah Why? Because we were talking about it Well it's not a yawn You don't Someone says Someone says fart You don't instantly need to fart

That's not how farts work Well you know I'm getting gassier Do you want a Semi juicy story From my weekend? I love hearing about this On the intro

That we can't do it on the show Yeah I was at a wedding, good friend's wedding, down in the Bay of Plenty. That's the second wedding of his that I was telling you guys about last week. He's already been married. I feel bad focusing on that bit. It's definitely not the focus. His new

wife is definitely the focus. He made a mistake and then he's now got the right one. Hell yeah. Nothing like a better perspective to make you appreciate what you've got now, right? Yeah, third time's a charm though they do say, so, you know. Expensive though. Yeah, third time's a charm, though, they do say. So, you know. Expensive, though. No, this story's not about him.

This story's about another mate who was there. Okay. The wedding was next to a campground. So people stayed in, like, tents and cabins and things like that. Because there's not heaps of accommodation. There's not, like, flash hotels in Hopia, that sort of thing. Plus, beautiful. Why not stay right on the beach? And one mate was sharing a cabin with another mate.

Very small cabin. I know where this is going. Two guys. Yeah. One of them scored at the wedding. Bridesmaid? Yeah. Yeah.

One of them. I thought this only happened in movies. Nah. Nah. It's awesome. This is on my bucket list. We're all watching it come together as well. He was a groomsman.

She was a bridesmaid. How good? How good? All above board. Was her name Anne Hathaway? No. Why? What movie is that?

I don't know. It just sounds like a movie Anne Hathaway would be in. All above board as well. Like he was the single one on that side of the table. She was the single one on that side of the table. She was the single one on that side of the table. Beautiful. And so he ends up going back to – I don't actually know what happened, by the way.

By scored, I mean they hooked up and they spent the night together. So I'm not insinuating anything else. I'm just saying that they shared a cabin. My other mate – Where did he go? He didn't give up his bed and knew that this was on not in a dodgy way, not in an

NRL player kind of way He refused. Well I don't even think he had the opportunity to refuse. I think he made sure he was back at the cabin first and in bed and just combed it out. That is so not on. Producers, would you do that to a mate? Nah,

not if I knew. Yeah, no, neither. If you knew, like you could see it was going on at the wedding. If I had my room. So awkwardly, awkwardly, he's still in the room. Oh nah. So that makes me think that probably nothing major happened right because

i'd be so that's a bit off filthy but how much of a punisher for the other mate to stay the night in there like and he's the other guy one like my not one of he is my best mate and i gave it to him straight the next day i said why did you do that what a dick move oh hang on no that's a dick move producers what do you think that's a bit of a dick move. Oh, hang on. No, that's a dick move. Producers, what do you think? That's a bit of a dick move from the friend. Come on. It's just, I said to him, why did you not give up the room? And he goes, I didn't have anywhere else to sleep.

I was like, mate, sleep on the beach. Take one for the team. Like, seriously, go sleep in the car. Do what you got to do. Have you guys ever been in a room Where stuff like that's Not that I was aware of Not that you were aware of And you found out what later

No but I'm saying If it has happened I'm not aware of it Right Yeah Right Producers I don't think so

Not that I remember Yeah I don't think so Have you ever been Have you ever done it in the room When other people have been in the room Yeah You have Who was in the room with other people who have been in the room? Yeah. You have?

Who was in the room? My mate and his partner. Yeah. Were they awake? No, I hope not. It's fine. It was a quick six seconds and it was tough. Is that with your current girlfriend?

No, no, no. This is ages ago. Right. Yeah. I've probably done a bit of that. Have you? Yeah, maybe. Just waiting for one other people To admit it

Not the whole hog But you know But the other thing But a little bit of With a partner Or by yourself? Both Hey

Alright Well there you go Everybody Well can you update us Together or not? Oh totally yeah Like as in they I can do that yeah

It was You know when there's a wedding Full of married people and coupled up people, anyone who's getting together, any random hookup, everyone's like, oh, this is good shit. I need to, I'm living vicariously through this. And the next day we were all waiting at the barbecue like, so, so, give us some detail.

And what was it like? Yeah, this is the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Zed-Am! Zed-Am, let's go,s Let's go Now let me see you dance Zed Ams, Brie and Clint Good afternoon everybody, happy Monday Hello everyone

Happy Monday, our favourite day, the best day How was your weekend? I had a really good weekend actually You had a long weekend Um, oh yeah, I celebrated International Women's Day with a day off But I thought about you guys a lot. You did? Yeah.

You did send through a nice message. You guys did a great show. I enjoyed listening to it. Thank you, mate. And then I went to Ohope for a wedding on the weekend, which was beautiful. That's right. Your first second wedding. Yeah, the first time I'd been to a friend's second wedding.

It was great. Much better than his first one. Yeah. How was your weekend? It was good. I did absolutely nothing. Nothing at all? Oh, well, like, you know, I helped my friend go bed shopping and then did some cooking.

But I've been away so much. I was like, I just need to lay on the couch and watch like 18 episodes of Something Straight on Netflix. You know where it asks you if you're okay? Yeah. Netflix is like, hello, are you still there? What's Something Straight? No, just watch it in a row. Oh, watch it back to back. Oh, I thought it you still there? Watch Something Straight. No, just watch it in a row.

Oh, watch it back to back. Oh, I thought there was a new show called Something Straight. Cool man. I'm cool. I know what the cool shows are. It involves a lawyer and his other friend that's not, is a crooked lawyer and a straight lawyer. Sounds like a great show.

It's fantastic. Coming up on the show today, we have ZM's like a great show. It's fantastic. Coming up on the show today, we have ZM's Secret Sound back at 4 o'clock. Plus, Kings is coming in studio. You might remember we got a jackpot out of Soundkeeper Gary by offering him a new Kings hat. Kings is going to come in, hand deliver that

to Soundkeeper Gary, and then we're going to see if we can do a bit of a deal as well. I don't want to give away too much yet, but Kings will be here and we'll see if we can get something for you guys for The Secret Sound just after four o'clock. Ten past four, Kings will be here. Yeah, if you're involved in The Secret Sound this season, you're going to like this.

Well, hopefully. We'll see what we can get. Yeah. Up next, I've got to tell you, if you're an iPhone user, they're watching. And they're taking down notes. This is some scary stats I'm going to give you next.

Okay. Does it involve notes? No. Okay, phew. But it involves locations. Okay, we'll do it after Halsey. This is Without Me, Bree and Clint, Zidim. Bree and Clint, the podcast, Zidim.

Read an article today, which I think I kind of always knew, but this is kind of scary. iPhones are keeping a track of where you're going. Oh, yeah. Which we all know that, right? I, like, I've just come off iPhone. I've got the Samsung now. But you know that about it, right?

You just accept it and you just. Samsung are doing it too. Do you reckon? Every phone is doing it. Yeah, well, what have you read? And they say it's to like make the features of the phone work better and to help you with certain apps. Bull crap.

Right. Anyway, so apparently... You think the Apple Corporation of California want to know specifically where you, Brie Thomasel, are at 2.30 in the morning? Exactly. Because I can tell you, sells pizza. Easy. So apparently your iPhone is keeping a log of your real world movements.

So essentially it keeps a log of all these different places and locations that you go. Yeah. And it puts it into a certain area in your iPhone settings. Yeah. Which I'm going to tell you exactly how you can go into your settings and you can go to a map that your iPhone has made over the last 12 months, two years, since whenever you've deleted your location. This is good.

You might learn something about yourself here. Like once they put all that data together, you might learn how you behave. You know? Yeah. Like for you, obviously, for the last week, I'm assuming like the gym. F45. Yeah, the gym will be a big one. I've been there twice a day.

Yeah, you're addicted. Can I see you looking good, by the way? Thanks, mate. Appreciate that. I wanted to use Ross Boss's phone, but he's just went and deleted a bunch of stuff because obviously he's got things to hide. I haven't deleted it. Deleted it.

Oh, look how nervous he is. Listen to how nervous you are. Look at me for a second as a human. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What am I doing at Western Judo Academy? That's not real.

Is Western Judo Academy like what they called themselves on Google, but they're actually a strip club? I don't know, but the one above it with 11 visits is the delicious food store, so that says a lot more. Right. Okay, cool. they're actually a strip club? I don't know, but the one above it with 11 visits is the delicious food store, so that says a lot more. Right, okay, cool. So you actually have been there? To the Judo Academy?

Yeah. No, to the delicious store, obviously. It must be next door to a pizza house. Sometimes it hasn't tracked me. That's not enough. So the way you can find your significant locations map in your iPhone is you go to settings and you scroll down to privacy, and then if you go into hold on wait

I need to look how to do it because it's actually quite complicated yeah sure okay you then click on location services which is at the top you then scroll to right to the bottom of the page and you click on system services and it comes up with a bunch of stuff god they bury it quite deep they bury it behind all these different things and then you need to click on the last thing, significant locations. Significant locations. You then need to put a passcode in, which is obviously your passcode on your phone.

And it will bring up your history. Just give it a second. And so these are all the locations that have come up on my phone that I've been in the last 12 months. Do you want me to take a look? Not really. Do you want me to take a look? Not really. Do you want me to? Yeah, you can have a look.

I don't have anything to hide. Have you done what Ross has done and gone through and deleted these already? No, I haven't. Okay. These are actual places that I, and if you go to the bottom, I think it says when you've been to one place more than once. Oh, right. So you can actually see places that you frequent.

These are just like cities and stuff though. Yeah, but if you go down you can see that obviously I'm around a certain area quite a lot because I probably live there. Right. And then you can also see like, you know, it actually time codes places.

And says how long you spend in that spot. Exactly. This is incredible. It's got a list of every single town that you and I have visited since we started doing this radio show. Which has been quite a lot. Yeah, we've been all over the country. Christchurch.

And it actually gives you the date and time, which I mean if you're a partner and you're worried about where your partner has been. You can go and look at this. Yeah, but this is my thing. As soon as you go onto someone's phone, you can paint whatever picture of them you want by gathering the data. You can go and look at this. Yeah, but you can, this is my thing. As soon as you go into someone's phone, you can paint whatever picture of them you want by gathering the data.

You may as well just, yeah. Judo Academy. He didn't tell me he was studying martial arts. I'm breaking up with him. Are you cheating on me with a sensei? Give me yours. Give me your phone up. Ross Ross.

It's just food places, most of them. Okay, hold on, wait. Ross's places. God, you literally don't leave Auckland. No, I've got a child. It's literally Auckland. What is on K Road? Wait, I'm just going to go into the map.

What's this Peaches and Cream? It's a restaurant. Everyone knows I do that online. You've been there 58 times. Everyone knows I do that online. There you go. All right. Well, Big Brother's always watching everybody.

Anyway, if you're worried, you can delete your entire history, location services, and you just need to scroll through all the stuff and say clear history. There you go. I mean, if you've got something to hide. Ross, that's probably you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. There is a new world's oldest person.

I always like these stories. I like hearing where they come from, what their secret to old age is. It's kind of sad, though, because wouldn't the other oldest person have to pass away? Yes. For them to take over the new reign? Yeah, that's the dark twist always involved.

In Guinness World Records, when you become world's oldest person, they have to investigate you and see that you're not lying. Like to give you the accolade, they have to like find birth certificates and have them verified and yada, yada, yada.

Is it like a tree? You know how a tree has like a ring like inside the stump? Is it like that, like where they have a certain amount of wrinkles? Well, they don't cut them in half to count the rings if that's what you're asking.

I was saying like wrinkles on their forehead. Do they have like a number of wrinkles? No, I don't think that's how ageing works. Not in humans anyway. Right. But I don't work for Guinness. So what would I know? You want to know the age?

Yeah. No, actually, let's go. Let's have a little more fun with this first. Where do you think, like what do you automatically think the ethnicity of the world's oldest person would be? I'm going to say China or India. China or India. So Asia.

And what gender do you think the world's oldest person is? I'm going to say China or India. China or India, so Asia. And what gender do you think the world's oldest person is? I'm going to say female. Okay, the world's oldest female woman, person, damn it. The world's oldest person is... Female. I'm shocked. And she's Japanese. I was close. So her name is, and I'm not sure if I'm shocked. And she's Japanese. I was close.

So her name is, and I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing this right, it's K-A-N-E, so let's say Kane for the sake of that, Tanaka. Tanaka. And she is 116 years old. I thought you were going to say 160. I was like, people live that long? No, they don't. What's the oldest person?

Do you know that? The oldest person ever. Ever, yeah. And they're not still living that long? No, they don't. What's the oldest person? Do you know that? The oldest person ever. Ever, yeah. And they're not still living. Can I have a guess? Yeah. Was it 128? 122. French woman. Her name was Jeanne Louise Calment. That's a good innings.

122. Well, it depends. Depends. Good innings timeline wise, but like I don't know, if you ran out of money when you were 65. Yeah, the pension. Yeah. And maybe your husband left you earlier than that.

Like, your KiwiSaver's not lasting that long, is it? No, hell no. You would have ran out years ago. I think they budget you something weird with KiwiSaver when they tell you how much you need for retirement. I think they're planning on you kicking the bucket around the late 80s. 72! What do we know else about her?

She was Japanese. The previous person who passed away to give her that result, she died at age 117, also Japanese. Wow! So it's a diet high in like fresh fish and rice and stuff like that. So that's what they're putting down. They do a lot of fresh foods.

But yeah, other than that, she's not giving too much else away as to how she made it to 116 years. What do you reckon is the secret? You know who I reckon has it? Cher. Yeah. I reckon J-Lo's definitely got it. Yeah.

George Clooney has it. If you're counting the wrinkles, J-Lo's about 12, I think. Ish. Yeah. Give or take. Yeah. So there you go, 116. How long do you want to go for?

I'd be happy with, you know, 80. Again. I'm going to live a hard life, I can tell. They do say that one of the reasons they think that the life expectancy for Japanese people in Japan is so high, and this is serious, is because they value older people in their community. So you're not sort of just like tossed out to a rest home. Your wisdom is valued and you're brought into the family more

when you're an older person. So maybe there's something in that as well. Namaste, everybody. If my mum is listening, you're not coming to live with me. Just so you know. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz. All right, Dean. You've been kicked out of the Danny DeVito interview. What happened? Okay, drama. Drama.com. Let me tell you what happened yesterday. I'm not even sure if I can tell you the movie yet,

but I'll have the audio in like a week, right, when it's released. But here's what happened. So yesterday I sat down with Danny DeVito. You would think, oh, what could possibly go wrong? It's Danny DeVito. All's well. No, it all turns out. So I asked him a couple of questions about the movie, you know, regular stuff, nothing too, you know, interesting.

And then I said to him, we were kind of putting together this package where we ask all of the different cast members what three things they would change about the other cast members. And it's very playful. He answered me. And then all of a sudden they were like, they all stood up. Okay, thank you, Mr. McCarthy. That's it. Done. That's a wrap.

Thank you. Two minutes in. And I still don't know. Do you think that's edgy or why would he be upset about that? Were the other cast members in the room? No, they weren't. But they had so much fun with it. Everyone was laughing.

Yeah. It was very fun. It's not that even interesting of a thing, really, to be honest. But I did it because it was part of a thing we were putting together. And, yeah, shut down. I will have the audio next week. Also, you know what else he did to me? And I don't even know if I should say this because I just think it's a little bit shady.

When I walked in, first of all, he didn't get up. He didn't get up out of his seat, which is fine. But then when I went to shake his hand, he put his hand facing downward like the queen. Isn't that a power thing? So like you could kiss it or something? Well, it was a shake, but I went in under because his hand was there to shake my hand, but it was facing over like a queen. So it was like a weird under.

You should have kissed it. You should have bowed. Yeah, you should have cursed him. You should have kissed it. Hey, the other big news this week is that J-Lo's engaged again. Yes, J-Lo's engaged. Oh, my goodness. You should see the ring.

A-Rod, who, if you don't know, he's like a former New York Yankees athlete. Super huge star in America. Awesome dude. Used to date Madonna and all these people. A huge 15-carat ring valued at between $1 and $5 million, which I think is hilarious because there's a really big difference between $1 and $5 million, which I think is hilarious because there's a really big difference between $1 and $5 million.

But anyway, it's a huge ring. This is her sixth engagement. So good luck. Maybe six times the charm. Six engagement. How many actual weddings? How many wedding days has she had?

She's had three. So this will be her fourth marriage. Fourth marriage. Wow. I've got the people she's been married to. Ojani Noah. I don't know who that is. That was back in the people she's been married to. Yeah. O'Jarnie Noah. I don't know who that is.

That was back in the late 90s. Chris Judge. Selena, yep. Remember him? Yeah. And Mark Anthony, who she's got the two kids with. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

And now A-Rod. Okay. All right. She was also engaged to Ben Affleck. Do you remember that? Did they get engaged? Yeah, Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck.

Yeah, Ben Affleck. Of course. And they made that movie Gigli. That's right. Oh, good times. Thanks a lot, Dean. Good to catch up with you. Bye, guys.

Okay, see ya. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint, would you say you're more a barbecue sauce man or a tomato sauce man? Tomato sauce. I do love some tomato sauce. Yeah. It's so good. Love a good tomato sauce. On everything. Yep. Do you love some tomato sauce. Yeah. It's so good.

Love a good tomato sauce. On everything. Yep. Do you love it on everything? No, on a lot of things. Where is this going? Have you seen the latest? Oh, no.

I changed it on my barbecue sauce. Nah, you love tomato sauce and I hear you. And I like to do nice things for you, mate. Is this the Watties ice cream? Have you heard about the latest Watties slash Tip Top collaboration? It's not real. Can I go on record as saying that? It's going viral.

It's the worst photoshopped thing I've ever seen. I reckon it's real. I think they're calling it the tomato swirl. No! Yep, two of my favourite Kiwi brands, Watties, Tip Top, they're calling it the tomato swirl. No. Yep. Two of my favourite Kiwi brands, Waddy's, Tip Top, they're joining forces. That's the cool thing to do, to put your brands together like that. So cool. This one's not cool.

This is not cool. No. So we've got some, if you bring it around here, Ellie, we've got some Waddy's tomato sauce. Yep. And we've got some Tip Top vanilla, French vanilla ice cream. Yeah. So we thought before it comes out, because it is going to come out,

let's make our own and you can taste test. Fine, yeah. This afternoon. Okay, I'm willing to do this because I think this definitively will prove that it's fake. I actually want to see if it's good. It's fake. Okay, so I've got my tomato sauce here. You said you love tomato sauce.

Don't overdo it. I'm just going to do like a... That's plenty. That's quite a lot. I'm just going to do like a... That's plenty. That's quite a lot. All right. So I've got... You got your tomato sauce and your ice cream there. I mean, look, it's not something I would think would go together,

but hey, if it's coming out, it must be good. Okay, here we go. All right, the taste test of the tomato sauce. You know what? It looks good, but that's because I think I'm imagining that's a raspberry ripple in there. But it's not. It's tomato.

The tomato ripple. All right. Even better. It's tomato. The tomato ripple. All right. Even better. Here we go. Bon appetit. Bon appetit, baby. Yeah. All right.

Oh. Oh, yuck. What does it taste like? The two... The two flavours don't mix at all. It's like oil and water. It's like you get all ice cream and then all tomato sauce, but the tomato sauce is real cold because it's been chilled by the ice cream.

You're not a real Kiwi. That's disgusting. Any Kiwi would love tomato sauce on everything. I mean, me, I love it just on its own. No, you don't. Oh, she's squirting it in her mouth. That is disgusting. Delicious. Brie and Clint squirting it in her mouth. That is disgusting. Delicious.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I had a really awkward conversation with my mother-in-law on the weekend. Oh, no. She's into you. Better that she's into me than onto me. Hang on, that sounded weird. No, that's both not good.

So my wife, Lucy, her mum, who I get along really well with, we were down at their place on Friday night. Okay. Went and stayed with them at the beach. And we were watching the rugby and Lucy kind of wasn't interested and left the room to go and have a shower and stuff like that, which is cool. Your wife, Lucy, more a royal weddings watcher.

That's exactly what it is. Couldn't give two craps about the Highlanders versus the Hurricanes. You know how she's pregnant at the moment. She's five months pregnant and lots of stuff happens. Lots of changes happen to a lady's physical body during pregnancy, right? During the miracle of child creation. Lucy's handling it really well and she's doing a great job. Lucy's mum leans over to me after she's left the room and she goes,

while she's out of the room, can I just have an honest conversation with you, mother-in-law to son-in-law? And I was like, oh, yeah, sure, of course. But in my mind, I'm going, it must be pretty awkward if she had to wait for Luce to leave before she could have this conversation. And this is her mum. This is her mum, yeah.

And she says to me, mother-in-law to son-in-law, what's the deal with the moustache? And I was like physically shocked I went um I hadn't I mean what about it I hadn't I hadn't noticed I hadn't noticed it at all

and she goes like is it staying is it a permanent thing? And I was like I gotta be honest with you I haven't noticed a moustache but if Lucy has one I'm sure she didn't mean

like she doesn't mean to I'm sure she can't help it like I'm sure it's just something that happens at this stage of life and she stops whispering and she goes I'm talking about your moustache and I went, oh, oh, thank God.

Because this was getting incredibly awkward. My moustache. No, I love my moustache. I'm keeping that thing. I think it looks great. It's not awkward now that she's been like, so the moustache, is it staying? I know. She wasn't backwards about coming forward with that.

She goes, oh, because I think you should get rid of it. So what do you think, by the way? Should I get rid of this moustache? Yes. Oh, right. Okay, cool. No, I actually don't mind it. I actually don't mind it.

In Lucy's case, she should probably get rid of it. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey, how exciting. Someone had a very big birthday on Saturday. Who was? Oh, God, I hate when I forget someone's birthday. Barbie.

Come on, Barbie, let's go party. Barbie turned 60 on Saturday. Oh, yeah? Well, she didn't. She's like permanently 25. How old is Barbie? I reckon she's about 23. Really?

Maybe. How'd she get such a nice car already? I don't know. And a boyfriend. God, Barbie's got everything. She's killing it. She's killing it. So the milestone on Saturday, Barbie turns 60 and obviously the manufacturer is

Mattel, released a bunch of different inspirational versions of Barbie. The one in New Zealand was actually former Black Ferns rugby player and sports presenter now, Melody Robinson. She's a boss, that lady. She is awesome.

So how cool. Yeah. So they released all these different inspirational women. She's a Barbie doll now. Yeah, special edition ones, which is very cool. And you and I were talking off air about Barbies, and I said if there's someone who knows Barbie, it's my mother, Mama Di. Mum, are you there?

Hi, guys. How are you going? Very good. Clint, just some background. Growing up, my mum used to pull out this raggedy old ugly Barbie. You got a vintage Barbie, Mama Di? Yeah, I do, Clint. I do and I've still got her.

Yeah. So she used to play at this Barbie, and my mum claims that this Barbie was one of the first Barbies released. The Barbie's bald. It's half bald, it's got a comb over. Do you give it a haircut, mum, or die? No, Clint, it kind of fell out, but she does have a little bit of hair, but everything's gone in the middle.

Does Barbie have a little bit of hair but everything's gone in the middle. Does Barbie have a little bit of ladies alopecia? Yeah. Oh, I think it's worse than that, mate. It's only got a few strands left. So my mum had a twin and she got a blonde Barbie and my mum got a brunette Barbie because my mum's brunette. Anyway, this Barbie is very old and my mum always claims that it's worth a lot of money and that, you know, you don't see these old Barbies around very often anymore.

How old do you reckon it is, mum? Do you remember what age you were when you got it? Well, I reckon it'd have to be, it's 1965. Oh, my God. That makes it 75, 85, 95, 2005, 50, almost 55 years old. That almost goes back to when Barbie started.

What was it like, Mum, when you grew up with the dinosaurs? Oh, Brianna. Look, the joke will be on you when it's actually valued at what it should be. Well, you said it's got no hair. And also, I think they prefer if the Barbies are still in their box.

So do you have the box? No, mate. She's got no clothes. So she's nude. So her box is technically out, but she... Oh, rough. We don't have the original. Does she have battle scars?

Has she been chewed on by a dog or anything like that? Like, sell it to me. Say I'm the Antiques Roadshow guy. Pitch me on your Barbie hair, Mama Di. Oh, look, honestly, she's in pretty good nick. I think the left... Oh, I should go and have a look at her. But I think it's the left arm's a little bit chewed.

That's about it. But the rest of it is really in good condition. Except the bald part. It is a very old Barbie. So we're saying what? How old did you say mum? Well 1965 I'd reckon.

About 55 years old. 54 I think. I don't know. That means you would have got her when you were six, Mum. Seven. Okay. Shut up, Rihanna. All right.

No, I got her when I was three. Okay. All right. Well, let's be real. I want to know from people on 0800-DIALS-NM, and this might be Needle in a haystack. Yeah. How old's your Barbie?

Okay. Yeah. How old? Yeah. How old is the Barbie that you have? Can it beat Mama Dies? Was it handed down to you from generation to generation? Is it Grandma's Barbie?

Because I'm just thinking now, Barbie just turned 60. My mum's saying this Barbie. That's an old Barbie. That's a very old Barbie. That could be worth some money, Mum. Let's, no. I reckon it could be worth a lot of money, Brianna. Come on.

Oh, $800 at him. Or text us on 9696. Very simple question for you this afternoon. How old's your Barbie? ZM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. Bri and Clint, that's Macklemore and Skylar Gray. Look, we're pretty transparent here at the Bree and Clint show. Sometimes this radio thing, it doesn't work.

I mean, that's what we like to call in the business, a shitty phoner. Have we ever got zero phone calls for a topic before? We've scraped the barrel before. Like we've got maybe away with one. If you're just joining us, we did what we like to call in the radio business, a phoner, where we put out a topic and you guys call in. How old's your Barbie? And we were talking about Barbie dolls, no calls.

Look, let's change it. We got a couple of texts. A couple of texts, people thinking that we're talking about barbecues. So let's do 0800 dial ZM right now. How old's your barbeque? Queue. If this one doesn't work, we'll go home. We'll just move on.

We'll take the rest of the day off. How old's your barbeque? You can text in 9696. I'll take a quorum, fam. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. your barbecue. You can text in 9696. Welcome to an emergency radio change of topic. We were talking about old Barbies.

Happy birthday Barbie. Yeah, 60 on Saturday. We wanted your old Barbie doll calls. No calls. So we changed it. Even after your mum's story about her very old Barbie doll. Maybe it was intimidating because her Barbie was so old. Everyone's like, oh shit, I can't beat that. It was hard to beat.

I can't beat that one. It was hard to beat. So we've now changed it to how old is your Barbie? Cue. And you know what? The phones are going off. The phones have lit up. Ashley, welcome to the show.

Hi. And we've got to clarify, Barbie or barbecue? Barbecue. How old is it at? We're going 2014, so about five years old. Five years old. I mean, that's... That's about mid-range for a barbecue.

What brand? Oh, we've moved on. Hi, Sophia. Hello. You know the question, girl. Yeah, mate. How old? Couldn't ring up about the Barbie because I had a Daisy and she's 37.

What's a Daisy? Daisy doll. Some bootleg as Barbie. No, she was a smaller version, more teenager than fully woman. Sofía, you were getting distracted here. I'm so glad that you could call in for the Barbie

queue. My barbecue was 20 years old when I gave it away. Wow. That is old. Unused. Unused. Unused.

Who's not? See, now we're getting into some juicy shit. This is good. You thought this was a dumb topic. Ha ha. Joke's on you. How do you have a barbecue for 20 years and never use it? Because when someone gifts you a barbecue for a present

but doesn't gift you the gas bottle to go with it. What, so you did a peaceful protest for 20 years instead of just buying yourself a bottle? Pissed off, because it's like, now I've got to go and spend money to get a gas bottle in order to use the damn thing. Right. And I have this old-fashioned thing,

men barbecues. All right, well, now we're getting into risky territory. I know, I know. But it's, you. Well, now we're getting into risky territory. I mean. I know. I know. But it's, you know, like, that was my dad's territory. Men barbecue. And dad died, so.

Oh, God. I wouldn't use a barbecue. Oh, shit. What a journey. Mate, we appreciate you calling up and saving us, Sophia. Now, this is in an interesting turn of events. We have one more call, and this one is for the Barbie doll. I mean, we don't have to take it. We've already changed to Barbie cues.

Do you want to take an old Barbie doll story? I mean, why not? We're here now, aren't we? Nicole, before we ask you the main question, why the hell didn't you call five minutes ago during how old's your Barbie doll? Because I was in the car driving home from work. I literally parked in my garage when you guys

said that you had no calls. I thought, ah, I better take pity on you. All right, so this is a sympathy call. That's great. It's a pity call. We'll take that. We'll take it. Let's ask the question together.

Nicole, how old's your Barbie? 43. We got there in the end, ladies and gentlemen. Barbie, let's go party. Wait there, you've won yourself a Weber barbecue. Oh, really? No, I'm joking, but we'll find you something, okay? Have a great day.

Thanks. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Callback Heroes. Bree and Clint. Callback Heroes. This is Callback Heroes, where we go into our phone and we find someone who we need to call us back within 30 seconds to hypothetically save our lives. The hard part is picking the person.

Last week, I chose your mum. And she nailed it, too. She did. I told her you were dating an NRL player. There she is. Mumma die. Yeah, mate, sorry. I had to ring back. Yeah, no, too. She did. I told her you were dating an NRL player. There she is. Mama Di. Yeah, mate, sorry. I had to ring back.

Yeah, no, that's all right. So what's it got? I don't mean to name drop, but have you heard of Cameron Smith? Oh, my God. That would be my dream. So don't let her down. Well, as if she wasn't going to call you back after that. Yeah, but now you know what to look for.

Maybe go hook up with a Warriors player. Ooh, nice. Ooh, mum would be stoked. It's your week this week. So, look, over in Aussie, today is a public holiday. I got a very late phone call from one of my mates. So I'm thinking time for a bit of payback. Oh, they were out on a Sunday session.

Oh, a big, big evening. Okay. So her name's Erin. Let's give her a call and let's see how she's feeling. Hello. Hey. Hi. How are you feeling?

Horrendous. Hey, I've got some really, really exciting news. Hold on, mate. Wait. My boss has just walked. Can you call me back in 15 seconds? Call me back. She sounds horrific.

I think she's going to be dead in 15 seconds. I think unless she goes via the kitchen and gets some water urgently, she's not calling you back. She is not calling me back. She sounded so bad. What part of Australia does she live in? She's in Melbourne. 10 seconds.

Oh, 10 seconds. I don't think this is looking good. Oh, why did I call the hungover person? No! No! No deal. RIP. Oh, well, I hope they had a good Australia Day yesterday.

Oh. I'll go take this off air. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Friday was International Women's Day. What a great day. Yay! And what a great job you guys did.

You, Megan, Belle, and all the girls here at ZM running the entire bloody radio station. It was a fun time. We played all female artists. We had a heap of female guests on. Yes. Like boss-ass babes. Yes, you had Hilary Barry on the show.

I love, can I say, first time where her and I have actually met and conversed. Yes. Like boss ass babes. Yes, you had Hilary Barry on the show. I love, can I say first time where her and I have actually met and conversed. Yeah. Love her. Love her. Yeah, she's so cool. The other one I was looking forward to that I didn't get to hear, I did hear Hilary on and I heard her do the news report. I didn't get to hear Jacinda Ardern.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. So that joke script went down well. The joke script? For Hilary Barry. Oh, the news thing. That bit went good, right? Yeah.

Now, I know you were planning quite a risky bit of content with the Prime Minister where you were going to apologise to her for... Letting one rip whilst being a couple of rows back on the same plane as her about six months ago. And I know you were nervous about it. I know you were nervous about doing the break. So in radio, right, there's stuff that works and then there's stuff that crashes and burns. And I went back and forth over this. I mean, she's the prime minister of the country.

Some people would be very against a joke like this. Some people would love it. Producer Ellie, can I say, was very much in the camp of encouraging me to do the fart joke with Jacinda Ardern. As was I. You were on that camp too. I said, back yourself because what's the worst that could happen? Wouldn't say back yourself.

Producer Ben, did you think it was a good idea? It was a good idea. Yeah, real good. And you stand by that good idea. Yeah, it was a good idea. Producer Ellie, do you think it was a good idea?

Great idea, in fact. Yeah, loved it. Yeah, great. I haven't heard it. Like I said, I haven't heard it. But we're going to listen to it together.

Okay? We're going to replay it and we're going to... because there'll be lots of people who aren't listening to the radio in the morning that haven't heard it yet. Can I just give a bit of context? Please do. So the conversation leading up to this

point, semi serious, you know, it's the Prime Minister of the country. International Women's Day. International Women's Day. She's dealing with a lot. Yeah. And then I just let rip into this. Okay. Here we go, everybody.

Enjoy. This is Bree and her special fart joke to the Prime Minister of New Zealand. I actually was on a flight that you were on and you were pregnant with Niamh. I got very excited. I was like, oh, my God, the Prime Minister is on the plane. And I happened to score a seat right up the front. I was about two rows back from you. And halfway through the flight, I fluffed. And I couldn't believe that that's happened while sitting on a plane

with Jacinda Ardern. You'll be so pleased to know I have absolutely no recollection of that flight. Good, because it's been weighing on my mind for the last six months, so that's fantastic. Almost a given when you're in a human tin can that these things happen. And I thought, you know, Jacinda at the moment, she's pregnant, she can feel my pain. She's feeling it.

Feel your pain, but still manage to keep it inside. Well, don't make me feel bad. Don't fart shamey, Jacinda. Next time, please do say hello, though. I will, for sure. Yes. Before you have a mouth. Okay, great.

What did you think? It was good. It was good. It was good. It was a real mood lifter. The bit where the Prime Minister goes, ha, ha, ha. No, it was good. No regrets.

It was good. No regrets. Sometimes you just got to go for it and it doesn't always work. No, it worked. It worked. Balls to the wall. It was good. Did him spree in Clint, the podcast. No, it worked. It worked. Balls to the wall. It was good. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. We need a good one for a Monday. Yeah, we do. I'd like something good today. Did we have any good ones last week?

We had a few, I think. We didn't do Friday because of International Women's Day. Yes. All the men got the day off. We did the restmas. Why is that the only one we can remember? Hey, Darren. Hi, Daz.

Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Darren? 9th of October, 1994. Okay, Darren, you were 16 in 2010 on the 9th of October, and this is your birthday banger. I forget you. I'm just a child with my back. on the 9th of October and this is your birthday banger. Oh yeah, the uncensored version maybe.

We can't play that one but you know what? You know what? The clean version is good enough. That's an amazing song. You like that? I do love that song too, Daz. Yeah. Okay.

That's a ripper. Cool and good attitude too. Hi, Richard. Hi, Rich. How you doing? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 15 Cool, and good attitude too. Hi, Richard. Hi, Rich. How you doing? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 15th of the 12th, 88.

Okay, Richard, you were 16 in 2004 on the 15th of December, and on that day, this was number one. All right, now lose it. Just lose it. Go crazy. Oh, baby. Oh, baby, baby. Vintage Slim Shady. You've got Eminem, Just Lose It. Nice, baby. Vintage Slim Shady.

You've got Eminem, Just Loser. Nice. Good timing. Good timing. I think he's in the country. Yeah, good timing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, true.

He was in the country. Did he play that at the show? Neither of us went. How would we know? Hi, Joyce. Joyce? Hi, Joyce. Hey, Joyce.

Hi, guys. It's Joyce. Hey, Joyce. It's going to be hard to beat. Yeah. Yeah. Did you like both of those? The. It's Joyce. Hey, Joyce. It's going to be hard to beat. Yeah. Yeah. Did you like both of those? The second one's better.

Okay. Fair enough. What's your birthday? Let's see if we can beat it. 29th of July, 1990. Okay, Joyce, you were 16 in 2006 on the 29th of July, and on that day, this was top of the chart. There you go. Yeah. Yes. On that day, this was top of the chart.

There you go. Yeah. See, you've got the Pussycat Dolls and Snoop Dogg. This is the one that Snoop Dogg's on, eh? Yep. Do you like it, Joyce? Yeah, that's a good one. Is it better than M&M?

Yes, I would say so. Yeah. I like all three. They're all about the same same, aren't they? Yeah No, I think the last two are better than the CeeLo Green one In my opinion I love that song Do you?

You're not a fan? Not the radio version True Like if we were able to really let loose and play the, you know Oh, you love to swear I forgot you're a big swearer up here You forgot I'm a bad boy, yeah Yeah What are we playing? What's your vote for? Don't swearer up here. You forgot I'm a bad boy, yeah. What are we playing?

What's your vote for? Don't ever say that again. What, that I'm a bad boy? Don't do that. Everyone knows I'm a bad boy. What are you voting? Producer Ben, you know that I'm a bad boy, eh? Nah, I've never heard you or anyone.

I'm a bad boy. He turned his mic off. I'm going to vote for Pussycat Dolls because I'm a bad boy. Yeah. I actually dislocated my thumb to this song once. How? In the film clip she throws a chair.

Yeah, she does the stripper dance on the chair. I was doing a stripper dance once. Completely sober. I think that's good memories. Yeah, threw a chair

and my finger got caught in one of those plastic garden chairs. Oh. Wasn't great. Yeah, let's go Pussycat Dolls. Go Pussycat Dolls?

Yeah. What it do, baby boy? Oh, get it, Snoop. Hey, little mama, you looking good. Here you go, Joyce. Your birthday bang is on. Thanks, guys. No worries.

Brie and Clint, ZM. Pussycat, I show you how I go down. Yeah, I want to go down. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. A New Zealand rapper has come out in a very controversial stance. He's declared that he is anti-Women's Day. The rapper is none other than New Zealand music legend Scribe. A.K.A. The Crusader.

A.K.A. The Dan Carter of rap. A.K.A. Sonny Bill with the flow. Scribe. AKA The Crusader. AKA the Dan Carter of rap. AKA Sonny Bill with the flow. Who has had, like, he's had an interesting last few years and he's very vocal on his Instagram account, is Scribe. Right, so he does this quite a lot, does he? He says what he

thinks quite a lot. I am not anti-international Women's Day. I'm very pro Women's Day. I would like to describe myself as a feminist. I'd also like to describe myself as a Scribe fan. You bought a t-shirt of his just last week.

Yeah, I've got an Ontario motive. I just bought a vintage Scribe t-shirt. I've only been able to wear it once. And then he goes and does shit like this on motive. I just bought a vintage scribe t-shirt. I've only been able to wear it once. And then he goes and does shit like this on Instagram. I can't wear it now. Can't wear it now. Everyone will go, oh, you're a woman hater. You have to put that back in the cupboard for a couple of years. What is he doing?

Why? What is he doing? He's doubled down on it too. You know when you get a bad backlash, sometimes you might delete it. Or you might do an apology. Maybe I was a bit, you know, off. I might delete that. No, he's gone in again. Oh delete that. He's gone in again.

He's done a second post. But... Sometimes you just need people in your life to take your social media off you at those points. You need a filter. A filterer. I do that for you sometimes. Yeah, you do.

Yeah. Hey, I do that for you sometimes. Yeah, that's true. We're good for each other. However, however, however. Maybe we can polish this turd. Maybe we can spin this into a positive

and I can still wear my scribe t-shirt. I don't know. The post was a poem, okay? It was a spoken word poem. He's a rapper. Maybe it was meant to be rapped and then this post,

which is anti-international Women's Day, maybe it's good. Maybe it just needs someone to rap it. Maybe it needs a beat. Right, so you're going to try and polish this turd by turning this anti-International Women's Day rap poem into a rap.

Here we go. It's hard for me to celebrate something that doesn't exist. I hear women talk, always talking shit, backstabbing each other, body shaming, blaming, judging each other. Claiming you want equality like you're a minority. You see you're treated fairly. That would never bother me. So my apologies if you're offended.

But don't get all defensive. I love my sisters. It's not my intention. Just saying. Be mindful of what you say and what you do. Because it's not us bringing you down. Take a look around and see. It's you. How was that? Did that help? because it's not us bringing you down. Take a look around and see.

It's you. How was that? Did that help? Did that make it like more, was it poignant or ironic or did it like have an alternate meaning that we're like, now it's like a positive message that maybe it was just,

it just needed a... No, it was just a wrapped turd now. A turd wrapped. If anyone's looking for a cheap scribe t-shirt, hit me up, Clintstagram. Cut you a good deal. Oh, God. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Something exciting has been happening in my life. One of my besties, Big Gay Al, he's been on our show a few times. Or as I like to call him now, Beta. Beta. Because I am Alpha and he is Beta. Oh, you mean in your relationship you're the dominant? Yes. And he's the submissive?

Yes, exactly. Right, I see. He's moved over to Auckland. Welcome Ellen. Hello boys, hello girls. Don't say hello to the girls. Yeah, let's be real. So you've moved over to Auckland, and what's the main reason? I wanted to move to be closer to you. Yeah.

How fun is that? And the grinders team where I was living was horrible. There's the main reason. Are you guys living together? No, we're not. Are you planning to? Because that could be disastrous. Maybe in the future.

I think we'd be good flatmates. I think we would too. We're pretty similar with food we eat and fitness regimes, I guess. We have a lot of one-night stands. I was going to say. More you. No, you. Anyway, that's the reason I've got Alan in this afternoon

is because Alan told me something over the weekend that I found quite interesting. So he's just moved over. He's currently staying at an Airbnb and he's furiously looking for a flatmate. It's hard, man. It's really hard. Actually, that's the one thing I found hard because when I moved around Australia for work, I can go on Flatmate Finder or like those Facebook groups.

You can get a place pretty much straight away, but I moved here and I'm noticing a lack of reply by a lot of people. Yeah, it's because Auckland, everyone wants to live here, right? Yeah. Most of the country live here. Yeah. So you've been struggling. You've been on all the Facebook pages.

You've been on Trade Me. And finally, he's down to his wits end because he needs to find a place by the end of this week. Okay. Alan says to me, look, I've done something and I feel like I need your advice. He was on Grindr, which is a commonly known. Gay Tinder. Gay Tinder.

There you go. And he decided he'd put on his Grindr profile, looking for a flatmate. Does anyone need one? Oh, Ellen. I was desperate. I don't want to pay a million dollars for the Airbnb, so I thought, oh, why not? I'll put it on Tinder.

He was desperate, and he also needed to find a flatmate. So he's gotten a reply. Yeah, of course you've gotten a reply. I got a guy message me. Of course you've gotten a reply. Straight away. Yeah. Straight away, within a half an hour.

So, boom. Done. Is he offering you free rent? No, $300 a week. Pretty pricey, right? Yeah. So I thought I'd better go and have a look at the place instead of committing straight away over Grindr.

Because you need a place near the city. You need it to be clean. He's went over to this guy's place that he's met on Grindr for a flatmate. And it's really good, right? I was very surprised, yeah. The building was once a commercial space, recently renovated to be a residential space. Alan has done this good, right? I was very surprised, yeah. The building was once a commercial space, recently renovated to be a residential space. Alan has done this thing, right,

where he's told the guy who's recently broke up with his boyfriend, this guy that he's met over Grindr, the flatmate, he said to him, I've got a boyfriend back home in Australia. You're pretending you've got a boyfriend in Australia. Yes. The jig is going to be up the minute you move in and you have a different boyfriend every weekend. He's going to be like, hey, what happened to Gareth?

And you're like, oh, broke up, got a new boyfriend. I have an open relationship, okay? I did say to the guy, but so I went to his place, now my place as well, and we confessed for about 40 minutes and I closed the conversation by going, just so you know, I have no interest in sleeping with my flatmates. Because in this case, he is going to shit where he eats, but he doesn't want to also do that where he eats. I don't.

Good luck, Ellen. Good luck. Congratulations on the new flat. And the flat warming is going to be one hell of a party. Hello, boys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I got a new phone.

Uh, uh, uh, uh. I got a new phone and you didn't. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Sorry. And you're also so modest, which is a lovely quality. You know when you've got new phone, whenever you get a new phone, you've got new phone phobia that you're just going to drop it straight away?

Yeah, you need to get a case. I need to get a case. I've got the new Samsung Galaxy S10, the one that just came out. It just dropped on Friday. Don't say drops. Don't say drops. And your new phone in the same sentence.

You know whenever they bring out a new phone and there's always something new about it. There's always some new feature that makes you go, oh shit, now I do need a new phone actually. I need to get that. Yeah. This one has got, so wireless charging, anyone with a flash, I've never had wireless charging before,

but most new phones coming out. Most phones are going in that direction, aren't they? They're getting wireless charging. This one's got wireless charging, but it's- It's where you have a pad and then you can just throw your phone onto it and it charges. They're putting it in cars. You know how you put your phone in just in the center console bit?

That's a good idea. That is automatically becoming a charger now, so you just sort of chuck your phone down there and it's just charging itself well this has got another feature this phone is a wireless charger yeah so it's got a thing i read about it yeah wireless power share where it doesn't have to be plugged in if i've got enough battery and you're like we're say we're at a festival and you go oh clint i'm running out of power i can charge your phone off my phone wirelessly so you put your phone on the back of my samsung and it will charge it i swear samsung

overheard me because i had this idea years ago did you yeah well they've taken their time to roll it out then but it's here they should pay me for it this is the ethical dilemma that i think a lot of people with this feature are going to face though and it's the same thing as when you're borrowing someone's charger and they go oh oh, can I get on there? And you go, oh, how much battery have you got? How much battery do you need to have to be willing to share your battery with someone else? No, I don't think that's the dilemma.

I think the dilemma always is you never play that game with the charger. If you have more charge, then I get the charger. Yeah. So if you have more charge than me, then you give me some. But this is different. That's the power that's actually on my phone already. Like, that's my power.

We're not getting it out of the wall. Yeah. Just what's fair? Say we're at a festival. It depends on the situation. And you're on 10 and I'm on 50. Do I have to give you some? Oh, you give me 10.

So you would have 20 and I have 40. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds fair. That's fair. Yeah. Okay. Well, what if I was on Oh, you give me 10. So you would have 20 and I'd have 40? Yeah. Yeah, that sounds fair. That's fair. Okay, well what if I was on 20 and you were on 10? Do I have to give you any of that? Because technically you've been more frivolous with your battery use. And I,

over here, I've been more conservative. Don't you judge me. Maybe I made a call to the emergency services because someone was dying and I used part of my battery. And then now you're judging me. If you saved somebody's life, I would give you some of my power.

You should give me the whole phone. But if you were just checking Instagram. All right. Well, we have not reached any conclusion here whatsoever. Great. Cool feature though. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast. whatsoever. Great. Cool feature, though.