ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 12th 2019

Episode Date: March 12, 2019

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Good everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Why are you looking at me like that? I was just thinking what we're going to talk about on the podcast. We never talk about what we're going to talk about. Yeah, true. I want to talk about something. Okay, you take it then. Producer Ben and I, I don't know if you know this Clint, but we're now fitness freaks.

Oh, I know this. Yeah. Because you tell me every day. We train a lot. We exercise our bodies. It's something we do every day now. We've been going to F45 and have you ever thought, because at F45 you go to a class at a certain time

and usually you get to know the people that are in your class. What happens when you start to look at some of the people and you're like, they're all right? How do you drop in? How do you find out if those people are single or not? How do you pick up at the gym? Is that what you're asking? How do you find out if they're single or not?

Oh, easy. You just got to start having casual conversations. You've got to get there. You can't at F45, though. No, you can. You've got to get there early because they'll be queuing to get into the class as well, right? Because I don't know how F45 works, but as soon as a class finishes, another one starts, right? Yes.

You've got to be there on time. Yes. So catch them early. Yep. And chip away. Just a little. And then it's always the hard one because you can't go straight in and go, so got a boyfriend? Got a girlfriend?

It won't work. Yeah, that's creepy if you kick off with that straight away. You've got to be like. What's a good in that, you know, maybe they wouldn't pick up that you're trying to find out? Yeah. You could say something like, oh, man, it's so nice not having a boyfriend or a girlfriend

because I can watch whatever I want on Netflix. Do you know the feeling? That'd work. So subtle. How did I not think of that subtle end? Because the traditional way is you just go in with the double negative and you assume that they have one and you go oh, so what does your boyfriend

do for work? And they'll go I don't have a boyfriend. And you'll go oh, that's so weird. I mean, I don't either, but I just assumed someone that looked like you. Oh, mate! Because you're stunning. You're so lucky you've got a wife already. Yeah.

Because that shit would not work. Yes, it would! And then... Oh, come on. So you think Producer Ellie, Producer Ben, if you heard that line, if someone used that line on you, Producer Ellie, producer Ben, would that work? And it's me as well. It's not just anybody.

It's me. Oh, mate. Don't make it personal, mate. I look like this. I look like this. I got this hulking physique, this beautiful personality, this amazing dress sense. You could if you went to F45.

A stunning 2010 Honda Accord station wagon. Is that enough to win you over? Do you want to hear the line one more time? Yes, yeah, yeah, hit me. Oh, hey, hey, Ellie, how are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Hey, what does your boyfriend do for work? Oh, not much.

No, you've got to say I don't have a boyfriend. This is called role play. You're an actress. So you don't say, I'll say again. I don't have a boyfriend. Oh, what? You don't have a boyfriend? Oh, that's so weird.

That's crazy. I mean, I don't have a partner either, but I just assumed someone who have a boyfriend? Oh, that's so weird. That's crazy. I mean, I don't have a partner either, but I just assumed someone who was as good looking as you would. Oh, yeah, nah, cringe. Ben, you keen? Ben, you keen? Nah. I mean, Ben wasn't really, you know, your type anyway.

What's that? You know, if you were looking to pick up. Yeah. I mean, devastating as Ellie and... Sorry, ignore that, but yeah. Ellie and I have both rejected you now, but I mean... You think I'm not attracted to Ben? I'd f*** Ben.

Whoa. Whoa! Zed-in! Zed-in, let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-ins, Brie and Clint. Good evening, everybody dance Zed-X, Brie and Clint Kyo-de everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint Hello everyone

You know that day when you come to work and you dress exactly the same as somebody else? Yep That day today for me is producer Ben and I Literally, Brie bought us each a t-shirt, matching t-shirt yesterday, thank you by the way You're welcome New Peking Duck t-shirt And this morning I thought, oh, I might wear my new Peking Duck t-shirt. Matching t-shirt yesterday. Thank you, by the way. You're welcome. New Peking Duck t-shirt. And this morning I thought, oh, I might wear my new Peking Duck t-shirt. Ben's obviously had the exact same thought

and then paired that t-shirt with a denim jacket and some Chino shorts. Um, I don't know. I think we look exactly the same. I think we are literally wearing the exact same thing. Down to the facial hair. We both have the same moustache at the moment too. Producer Ben, who do you think looks better? If we're doing it with the combination of the moustache, it's me. But if it's just general.

If you take the moustache out of it, even. Probably even, yeah. Yeah, okay. I'm just thinking of the Hollywood style who wore it better. Yeah. We'll put a photo on our Instagram story if you want to see the boys. Yeah, well, I was just trying to be modest, but if we're being competitive, Ben's is a bit, you know, a bit tardy, I reckon. His shoes are a bit dirty. So, but if we're being competitive, Ben's is a bit tardy, I reckon.

His shoes are a bit dirty. So, look, if it's competitive, it's the way it is. Hey, speaking of competitive, today your chance to win $20,000 for the ZM Secret Sound. See, another clue's gone out. After we extended the sound yesterday, another clue has gone live to the ZM online website. It's a green square.

A green square? Yeah, it's like a... Can I have a look? Yeah, what sort of green would you describe that as? I would call it like... Oh, it's like a lime? You know when you get a packet of extra and you get the spearmint one

and you unwrap a stick of spearmint extra gum? That's the green it looks like to me. Spearmint. I think that's the colour I'm looking for. Spearmint, yeah. Spearmint. Interesting. It's all over that ZM Insider fam Facebook page too,

as is the secret audio that we played yesterday that was only allowed to be played once. That's been posted up there too. Also today on the show, if you were following the saga of the sexy bouquet drama that evolved on our show last week. The Rexona deodorant scandal. Yes. We're going to put our scientist hats on today. drama that evolved on our show last week. The Rick's owner deodorant scandal.

Yes. We're going to put our scientist hats on today. We're going to really test the theory about whether the sexy bouquet scent has changed over the last 10 years. Next on the show, though, we're talking about lost handbags. Have you lost something and did you get it back years later? I doubt your story could top this one. Bree and Clint, Zidim. Zidim's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

If you've ever lost something, this story is going to give people some hope. Okay. If you didn't get that item back. Yeah, yeah. Because you never know, maybe that item will be returned to you one day. There's a woman who lost her purse back in 1954.

Whoa, okay. So in the purse, she had a checkbook, a lipstick, school dance photos, and letters from three boys. Damn, girl. Also, a junior prom invite. I guess back then, your handbag was everything. It was your, you know how you've got your DM photo on Instagram? That's everything.

That's her handbag. Yeah, exactly. Every guy she was talking to, he had to be in that handbag, right? Yeah. So she was at high school. She was 16 and she lost it. Yeah. Never to be seen again.

Yeah. You just write that stuff off. You write it off. Or so she thought. 65 years later, the handbag has been returned to her. How? Unbelievable. So apparently it came about, she went to the high school she went to

and that's where she lost the purse, but she didn't know that. She just lost it. But our people would say to you, well, where's the last place you hid it? Exactly. And you go, well, dumbass, if I knew that, I would have been lost. Oh, we'd just go get it. So there was a construction crew at the school who were doing renovations and they were pulling cabinets out.

I love this kind of stuff. Isn't this amazing? Anyway, they're pulling these cabinets out and behind the back of one of these old school cabinets was her purse. Amazing. And so they've opened this thing up and it had all these photos and all, you know, all this stuff in it. And obviously her name was all over it. Anyway, so the person who found it put it up on the Lost and Found page on Facebook, on the school Facebook page, and she was like, long shot. She'd be, what, 81? Yeah.

She'd be 81 now. 80s, yeah. Turns out her, I think it's her nephew actually saw the post and goes, because they posted some of the photos, and goes, wait, that's my great-grandma? Great-auntie. Great-auntie, whatever it is. Yeah. And then it's been returned to her.

That is such a cool story. That's what I've been hoping for with renovating our house. Because our house is very old. It's like 1940s, our house. And we've taken all the walls off, taken the ceiling out. Everything's been exposed. And I'm like, I'm going to find like a photo or a love note

or even just like an old bottle of beer hidden in the wall or something like that. But nah, just rat skeletons so far. So... There's still hope, mate. Not quite the same. And not sure if anyone wants those back either. Not quite the treasure you wanted. Yeah, nah.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Are you still watching Maths? Married at First Sight Australia? Yes, I'm still watching But it's slowly starting to fizzle A little bit It's getting towards the end though, right? Yeah

I was watching it the other night And I saw the ad in the middle of it For the New Zealand one God, why would you put yourself through that? Why would you? Like, seriously Honestly, if anyone is signing up for that Thinking, I'm going to find my soulmate on this show.

They put them up in the apartments across the road from our work. Did you know that? Yeah, I saw that. Just down there. We could go and see them. They go for walks. Oh, you could go and knock on their doors and get one of them to cheat on their partner with you.

You could be like the, oh. What a twist. You could be a wild card. Nah, there's one good one come out of the New Zealand one. Angel and what's-his-face down south. They didn't want to be famous though, so that New Zealand one. Angel and what's his face down south. They didn't want to be famous though. So that's the key. Although they do go on Women's Day. Anyway, getting sidetracked.

Did you see last night your mate Melissa, who you know on there, the one who was married to Dino, was on New Zealand television and they asked her straight up whether anyone on the show was an actor. And you're still adamant that they're not, right? You don't believe anyone on there is an actor.

I'm saying that I reckon a lot of them go on there for a bit of exposure as they might want to get into acting or they might be actors, but I'm saying they're not acting on the show. Well, this is what Melissa said live on TV last night. Is this for real? Are you all getting a paycheck? We're all just actors. Okay, no. Good answer. This is what Melissa said live on TV last night. Is this for real? Are you all getting a paycheck? Okay, no.

And I haven't been on a reality show. But, yes, there is a lot of people that have been in a commercial or been extras on something. But I don't think that makes you an actor. Even if actors were on there, there's no script, so they're not acting. It's like a chef. If a chef's going to make you a meal, but you don't give him any ingredients or food,

he can't make it. Still a bloody good cook, though. You know? He could still freestyle. So you say... He could still, in the moment, you go, hey, chef, you just come up with whatever you can. So are you saying you think it's scripted?

No. See, I... No, no. But I don't think all actors need a script. I think you just go... No, but then it's not acting. No, it. No. But I don't think all actors need a script. I think you just go. No, but then it's not acting. No, it is acting. Like if you're not being genuine,

like if you're not actually there to find love, if they go, okay, like I won't give you a script, I won't give you a script, but I'll say you go on this show and I need you to be a real like, I need you to be a real B-I-T-C, you know what? Yeah. And I need you, this is what I want you to do on the show.

Say whatever you want, but I need you to break up a marriage. That's your job on the show. I just think, why would someone do that when they know they'd be hated by the Aussie and New Zealand public? Because actors don't get paid much and you've got to take the jobs when they come up. So if they said, and, and... I'm pretty sure they don't get paid to be on that show.

Well, we don't know this. That's the thing, we just don don't get paid to be on that show. Well, we don't know this. That's the thing. We just don't know. No, we do know that. No, we don't know. How do you know? I'm pretty sure they get paid the amount of what it would cost for them to live. Yeah.

So that's not much. Unless they're an actor, in which case they do a separate fee and their agent puts it through. Mate, I think the real interesting part we got from that was that Dino's hair is a wig. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's a toupee. Did anyone else, did you realise that?

I didn't know that. You've got to be watching the show to know who Dino is. But that lady, Melissa, her husband. The yogi guy. The yogi guy who secretly recorded her. She just roasted him on TV. She goes, yeah, it's a glued-on toupee. No, but the thing I found interesting is where she was like,

he was on there to gain exposure, which, I mean, they're all on there for a bit of that. Because they're actors. No, no, because he was writing a book and he wanted exposure for that. Right. What's his book about, by the way? Oh, my God. It's about finding, it's something like about, it's real niche,

about finding inner peace whilst mining. No wonder he went on the show to get exposure. I love it. Someone's got to, someone's got to write that book. Niche,

but you know, there'll be people out there. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time to go to Hollywood. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz

We cross live every afternoon to Dean McCarthy, who lives in LA, and I believe you've literally just run into an A-list celebrity, Dean. Weirdest thing in the entire world. I was at the Dumbo premiere, and it was like a big food party thing. I was grabbing a little corn on the cob, like a big food party thing. I was at, grabbing a little corn on the cob, actually, turned around,

boom, Angelina Jolie. Boom. What? Point blank, out in the wild, out in the wild. Like a very rare Pokemon.

Yeah, very rare Pokemon. You kind of look at it like, is this a hologram? Is this some type of, no, she was there with her kids, very casually dressed. She didn't do the red carpet, so I didn't see her on the carpet or at the press wall.

She was about to just come in with her kids. You didn't get corn on her, did you? You didn't get your corn on the cob on her, did you? Yeah, I had corn all through my teeth. I didn't get a photo or anything. It all happened so fast. Never mind. She's so gorgeous, though.

Is she a babe? Yeah. Have a cheekbone. I just wanted to pull off her cheekbones and put them on my head. Okay, that's going a bit far. But let's go from one babe to another. J-Lo, her new partner has already been accused of cheating on her. Yes, and this is what happened.

So, as you know, she's now engaged to A-Rod, who was a Yankees baseball superstar. Another Yankees baseball superstar has come out today, Jose Cancenco. If you're a fan of the sport, you'll know of him. He's also a legend, same kind of age as A-Rod. This is what he tweeted today, that Alex Rodriguez is cheating on Jennifer Lopez

with Jose's ex-wife. He then went on to say, I was there with my ex-wife a few months ago when A-Rod was calling her. He went into more detail and he is calling out A-Rod for cheating on J-Lo so publicly. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. Why would you spend a couple of million dollars on a ring for someone you were cheating on?

You know? Why would you go to all that trouble if you were cheating on them anyway? Why would he tweet something so public like that unless he was positively sure? Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I hope not. I hope it's not true. The other one, Pete Davidson.

Yeah, Pete Davidson. What's going on? He's finally publicly spoken about the age gap. Yeah, it's about him and Kate Beckinsale. We've spoken about this before. She's so gorgeous. She's 20 years older than him. She's 45. he's 25. He went on Saturday Night Live and actually just addressed

it and then decided, he's like, yep, there's an age gap. And then he decided to list every other A-list star in Hollywood with similar age gaps. And it was like 30 people long. Leonardo DiCaprio, he mentioned Donald Trump, he mentioned Michael Douglas. It was so good. I think we actually have the audio of him on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, here's a little bit. Apparently people have a crazy fascination with our age difference, but it doesn't really bother us.

But then again, I'm new to this, so if you have questions about a relationship with a big age difference, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Statham, Michael Douglas, Richard Gere, Jeff Goldblum, Scott Disick, D Michael Douglas, Richard Gere, Jeff Goldham, Scott Disick, Dean Cook, Derek Jeter, Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee, Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and whoever the president of France is. Very good.

That is very well handled. Hey, Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Good to talk to you, man. Thank you so much. Bye, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This time yesterday we talked about the collaboration that's been rumoured between Waddy's and Tip Top, two amazing New Zealand brands where they're going to join forces

to create the tomato swirl ice cream. Yeah, and you made me eat it. You made me eat some bootleg-ass version that you made yourself. Well, I made it myself and you tried it. Listen, you got your tomato sauce in your made it myself and you tried it. Listen. You got your tomato sauce and your ice cream there. Bon appetit, baby. Yeah. Yuck.

The toot. I felt sick for the... Yuck. Do you know when you have something real gross in your mouth and you just can't get over it? It's like a mental block. It was pretty bad. It separated. That's how you't get over it? It's like a mental block. It was pretty bad. That separated.

That's how you could think of it. It was like oil and water. The tomato sauce coagulated away from the ice cream. It didn't look good. Look, that was a rumour, which I'm still hoping that they bring it out. No one will eat it. That was a rumour.

No one will eat it. This new trend, and I'm just going to throw you in here, you're the new taste tester on the show. Yep. No, clap him in. Very good. Clap him in. Clap him here. You're the new taste tester on the show. Yep. No, clap him in. Very good. Clap him in. Clap him in.

You're the new taste tester and there's a new trend that I really want you to taste. Oh, what is it? Dog poo on crackers? Can't wait. If producer Illy can bring in the props, that would be great. It's SPCA dog poo on Huntley and Palmer's crackers. So this has been going viral over the last couple of weeks. Oh, no.

No. Come on, no. No. Come on, guys. Come on. This has been, and this is a legit thing. It's been going viral. It's milk mixed with a can of Coca-Cola. This has been going viral on the internet. It's going to curdle the milk. No, apparently.

So this is what I've read from the internet. This tastes like, kind of like a spider. Well, okay. In principle, that works. Technically, that's what it is. Ice cream, but milk. All right, so I'm just going to pour the Coke into the milk. What sort of milk is that, by the way?

Is that an Anka A2 milk by chance? That's 100% what it is. It's the only milk we drink here on the show. So I'm just stirring. So it's kind of getting a little bit frothy. It's gone from white to grey. What do you think, Ellie? What do you reckon it looks like?

It kind of looks like a smoothie. Yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I think I'm jealous. You drink it then. No, you're the official taste tester on the show. Why did you stir it so much, by the way? Oh, it's gone very thick. It says you have to.

So that's key when you're mixing Coke and milk. This is the new trend taking over the internet. Clint, our personalised taste tester on the show, don't you taste test it. Clint will do it here on the show and then we'll decide if we want to do it. There you go, New Zealand. As we say, bon appetit, baby.

Oh, that's quite yum. Oh, that's actually quite yum. Is it? It tastes like... Oh, I don't mind that at all. Here, let me have a taste. It tastes like a fully melted spider. It just tastes like a spider.

Oh. It's kind of like Coca-Cola flavoured milk. No, it's bad. No, it's bad. No, it's good. It's bad. Oh, do you reckon? Are you all right? Give me the rest of that.

Yeah. Seriously, people out there, some of them will like this. Yeah. No, that's not good. It's cola flavoured milk. Boom. Hey, well done, mate. This has backfired on you a little bit.

No, you're... I don't mind that. You're weird. I should come up with a rating system, shouldn't I? I give that... How many Clint mustaches out of five? How many mustaches? I'll give that four mustaches out of five.

It's not bad. That's a good rating. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Apple AirPods. They're the latest thing in technology where you don't need to plug them into your phone. They connect through Bluetooth. You can't plug them into your bloody phone anymore

because they took the headphone jack away. Yeah, but you can still they took the headphone jack away. Yeah. But, you know, you can still use the other headphone jack. But, I mean, these things have taken the world by storm. People that buy them rave about them. They love them. But it's an elite group that own AirPods. They're extremely expensive for a pair of headphones that you get free in the box anyway.

These ones just don't have cords on them. I don't think they're too bad. They're all right. People from the office, it started here a couple of months ago where one person would buy some and then they would be influenced and then another person. Pretty much like I think there's like eight or nine people out there that have them now.

Producer Ben and I, we don't have them. How many months ago, Producer Ben, did we talk about this? It was mid-February. So, yeah, a month. Mid-Feb, Producer Ben and I wanted to get on the AirPod train. And we thought we don't want to spend all that money in case we don't use them that often. So, we found this really cheap au pair on Wish.

Everyone knows that website. It's the thing that comes up with all the kind of knockoff things. Yeah. You never search for anything on Wish. It just ends up in your Facebook feed somehow. And you somehow always end up buying stuff. And why do they sell so many glass pipes? But anyway, sorry, carry on. Producer Ben took it

upon himself to buy a pair of the AirPods. They were selling for a dollar. Dollar! Yeah, I think it was 50 cents and then 50 cents for shipping. So it was a dollar max, yeah, yeah. So it was a dollar for the knock-off AirPods. At that price, it'd be rude not to. I've got Producer Ellie's AirPods here,

which they come in like this little tiny case, and when you put the AirPod in it, they charge them, which is very, I mean, look, Jordan from The Office, who also has AirPods, is now coming because she loves some AirPods chat. I mean, they look amazing. They feel expensive. I'm now going to show you what the ones off Wish look like.

The Apple AirPods are about, oh, how big would you say, like a matchbox? Same size as a packet of dental floss. Yeah, they look like a thing of dental floss. Here is the $1 knockoff AirPods from Wish. And for people who can't see, I'm going to say it's around double the size. It's huge. They're massive. The AirPods are meant to fit in your pocket, and those things there,

that's more like the size of a packet of cigarettes. It also feels real cheap. Give us a, again, this is radio, so it's hard to see. Yes. Give us a demo. Do the sound of the real AirPods opening and closing. This is what the real AirPods case sounds like closing. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's nice and tight. Yeah. Here's what the cheap Wish 1 sound like. It's a very subtle difference. The thing that I find the most interesting is that the Wish AirPod, the actual headphone itself, also massive. Twice the size.

I'm just going to try and put this in my ear. It's actually a perfect replica of the original. I don't know about sound-wise, but it is twice the size of the original. It actually hurts my ear to have, like it's stretching my ear hole. But people will buy them. That's the thing.

You make them and you only change a dollar for them, people will buy them. It's like fake Beats make them and you only change a dollar for them, people will buy them. It's like fake beats by Dre. You're not buying them for sound quality. You're buying them so you can have headphones with a little B on the side. Exactly. And you don't have to pay $300 a pair. Mate, we've all been there when we've bought a knockoff

and thought, no one will know. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DALZM. You can text us too on 9696. What's your knockoff? What have you got? Yeah, what have you got that looks just like the real thing? Or maybe you went for a knockoff and it is just horrific. Maybe they've slightly changed the name of the brand.

Maybe you got it in Thailand. 0800DALZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What knockoff did you buy? Yeah, what have you got that's a total, like, porn of the real thing? We're talking about Producer Ben and I thought it would be a good idea

to join the AirPods crew, but we didn't want to spend the money, so we just bought the dollar version of Wish. It's amazing. I mean, those are incredibly shit, but it's amazing that you can get them for a dollar. They're a dollar and they actually work. Are they good? No, but they work.

They're so big that they hurt your ear canals while they're in there. It was stretching my ear like it's so big and they look nothing like the real ones. We want to know. We want to know today what's your knockoff and we're getting some great text messages. There's some really good ones. I love this one. I've got a Rilex watch similar to a Rolex, but it cost me $8 from AliExpress. That's good. See, so long as they don't look too closely, but it cost me $8 from AliExpress.

That's good. See, so long as they don't look too closely, so long as they don't want to borrow it. And I mean, as long as you don't want to get it wet or anything. Rilex is a great, I love this one because we were talking about Wish and this text said, I bought a beanie off Wish that has Bluetooth speakers in it. I work on a farm and they are the best in winter. $5.

Oh, there you go. $5. Yeah, that's good. That's it. I mean, you might get electrocuted by your beanie if it rains, but still, $5, that's not bad at all. This text, I bought a bunch of knock-off Ralph Lauren polo shirts in Thailand

for about $2 each. I then sold them on Trade Me for $50 each. Now, is that frowned upon? Is that illegal? I mean, it's selling counterfeit merchandise. Yes, let's not beat around the bush. But if someone's willing to buy a Ralph Lauren polo shirt off Trade Me, you

get what you get. The fakes are probably from the same place anyway. It's like expecting your dollar earpods from Wish to be legit, you know? Yeah, exactly. This text I actually did to my sister. Remember I said to you off air I bought her a Chanel bag when I was in Thailand? Yeah.

And my mum and I gave it to her and she thought it was real so we just never told her otherwise. Wonderful. If she thinks it's real, it's fine. She's getting the same kind of amount of enjoyment out of it. Exactly. And you've saved some money so what's wrong with that? And I get the praise, you know?

This text says, I bought an obvious knock-off of a Louis Vuitton belt for my mate as a laugh. They thought it was a legit one and thought I was the best friend ever. Again, see, everybody's winning. There's a store on K Road that sells, you know, Calvin Klein underwear? Yes. They sell Galvin Glynes. I love Galvin Glynes.

I know, and they're half the price of the real ones too. Hey, Melissa. Hi. What knockoff did you buy, Mel? I was on my honeymoon in Fiji, and I just bought some cheap Ray-Ban knockoffs. They even had the little logo in the corner with the Ray-Ban font. It wasn't until a couple of weeks later I looked really closely,

and it said Ron Bay instead. Ron Bay's a good brand too though Mel. That's a different thing Mel. Have you got Fiji and Ron Bay's? Wow. They're very special. Super expensive. Good luck out there everybody.

Enjoy it. Reward versus how much you spend. Forget about quality. Forget about how long it lasts. I mean... That's not what you say. I don't know. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, it's the conspiracy theory that stopped the nation last week

when I brought to the people's attention the fact that I believed Rexona's scent sexy bouquetodorant Spray has changed smells. We tried to get to the bottom of it. We even called Rexona. Here's what they had to say. You'll be a loyal consumer of this product, and we greatly appreciate and we really do apologise about your recent experience with this product,

and we will make sure that this will be rectified as soon as possible. I will call you within the day. So pretty much they looked into it and they said that yes, something had changed slightly with the making of Sexy Bouquet, the scent, and they believed that you couldn't tell the difference. Some people have called me a hero.

Some people have called me the Sherlock Holmes of my time. Has anybody agreed with you? Yes. I've had so many people on the text machine who also use sexy bouquet. I've had people come up to me in the street saying, I thought I was going crazy. I'm so glad you got to the bottom of it. Well, there was one person that texts through and annoys me because I've forgotten her name, but she said, I've actually got an old can of sexy bouquet. Original formula. Original formula.

Do you want me to send it to you? And I said, that'd be fantastic. Are you convinced you can't buy this one anymore? Yes. There's no original formula left on the shelves? I don't believe the original formula is on the shelves anymore. Sure. So that is very, very rare and very...

What? No, it's fine. It's just I love how much effort we're putting into sexy bouquet. People love this stuff, the sexy bouquet wearers. So what we've done is you've got the new can. Yeah, I've got a can of new formula. And you've got a can of original formula. We're going to put you to the test this afternoon.

We're going to blindfold you. This is a blind sniff test. And you're going to tell me if you truly can. You're going to prove to us that there is a difference between these two cans of Rexona Motion Sense Sexy Bouquet. This could really go balls up here. What I'm going to do, Bree is blindfolded. I'm going to spray them and you need to tell me

whether what you are sniffing is Rexona original or Rexona new sexy bouquet. Okay, here we go. First scent. Here we go. Okay. Okay, can you spray the other one? Oh, what?

Both of them? Yeah, because I want to, you know. You're not going to tell me what you just snuffed us in? A scientist needs both. Okay. And then second can. You're right in the path of quite a lot of deodorant. To be honest, the first one, I believe original.

Okay. The second one, I believe also original. Okay. Unfortunately, that is incorrect. Would you like to have one more go? One more go. One more go. Let's just do it can by can, okay?

Can I spray it? I'll spray it. I'll spray less for you, okay? Okay. Let's go can by can. So rather than me spraying them both, you just tell me what this is. Are you ready? Let's do a light one for you, okay? Let's go can by can. So rather than me spraying them both, you just tell me what this is. Are you ready?

I'll just do a light one for you. What's that? Rexona Sexy Bouquet. Original. No. Try this one. Try this one. Are you ready?

Rexona Sexy Bouquet. New. Yes, that was new. Well done. Just just kidding it was original did you just spray original the whole time no i did i've aired up the cans there's a video you'll be able to see it but there is a video it's just can you give me the cans? Yeah. Hold on, wait. Let me just...

You know, they do smell pretty similar. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey, this is super scary news. I read a couple of days ago that Breaking News in Aussie, they've found three new spiders. Oh, not again. Did we not have already enough?

Three, okay. So three new species of spider has been found by a scientist or whatever they call them. I don't know what they call them, people who study spiders, which they now have names. They didn't have names. Apparently they're three new peacock spiders. What's a peacock spider? So they're spiders that have lots of colours on them.

They look kind of like this. Oh, those look terrifying. Don't they? I mean, if you like spiders, it lots of colours on them. They look kind of like this. Oh, those look terrifying. Don't they? I mean, if you like spiders, it's quite a beautiful spider. But if you are a normal person, it looks like a horror movie. Yeah, so they're all from the peacock family. Maritus Aquilus, Maritus Philonus. What do you mean they're from the peacock family?

They're from the peacock spider family. Okay, cool. Like that variety. I'm the spider expert. I'm from Aussie that variety. I'm the spider expert. I'm from Aussie. Clearly. Yeah, you carry on. And Maritus Combustus. Anyway, they look terrifying and I don't understand how

we can be living in 2019 and people are still finding these things. New spiders. Well, the bit that I care about is are they poisonous? So apparently they are harmless and also very charismatic. Oh, there you go. Well, that's a lovely The bit that I care about is are they poisonous? So apparently they are harmless. Yeah. And also very charismatic. Oh, there you go.

Well, that's a lovely trait for a spider to have. I mean, if they just, you know. What makes a spider charismatic? Like what would a spider need to do? Like buy you a drink? So they're known for like they dance around and stuff. Right. And like flash. They dance around?

Yeah, they like dance around and flash their coloured bits off. This sounds like a fun. No, no, that's fine. That sounds like a fun spider. Still, though, it's not the word I would use. Right And like flash They dance around Yeah they like dance around And flash their coloured bits I should have said that This sounds like a fun No no that's fine It sounds like a fun spider Still though It's not the word I would use See when it's dancing

That seems aggressive to me It lures you in You know also Charismatic spider A funnel web Yeah Digs a hole And then hides

Under a trap door And then if you go past it It comes out And whack There it gets you just because I don't know a lot about spiders I'm not a spider scientist

as you called them do they have those in Australia what fun mate it's Aussie we have every spider there ZM's Brie and Clint

the podcast right now though let's play the insta fame game oh my god I heard she bought all her followers she would

she's such a bitch. That's where you and I go head to head, Brie, at guessing how many Instagram followers do famous people have. It's first to three. And so far this year, I've won five games and you've won three games. So let's call it even and five all. No, no. Let's continue to slowly claw our way ahead because we're very competitive.

Producer Ali has the celebrities. Hi, Ali. Hello. Now, you can play along in the car. Feel free to yell your guess at the steering wheel or the person riding home with you today. That's fine too. You have ten seconds to guess just like us. Producer Ali, give us our first celebrity.

All right, your first celebrity today, newly engaged J-Lo. She's a bit older. Yeah, but what does that mean? It means she probably wouldn't be as active on the gram. Yeah, but she's very hot, which is all that matters on Instagram, right? All right, for J-Lo, Clint, you've put $30 million. Brie, you've put $32 million. J-Lo has $88.6 million. That's a point to bring.

Neither of us at all close to what she actually has. No, I was going to say, I'm going to shut up and... And just take the point. Cool, who's next? All right, your next one. He's just recently got married. Chance the Rapper. Did he get married?

Yeah, like today. Does he have an Instagram? Yeah. Okay, cool. He needs to put out a new album. Oh, wrong one. Whoops. Chance the Rapper.

Yes. Saw him at RMV. Very, very good. I was about to ask you that. I did too. He was great. All right, for Chance the Rapper, Clint, you put $3.2 million.

Brie, you put $5 million. Chance the Rapper has $9.5 million. Another point to Brie. Again, not close at all. I mean, if I win here, it's going to be 5-6 to me. No, it's going to be 4-5 to you. No, because we levelled it up. All right.

Still trying to change. Producer Ellie, give us another one. Come. Well, you took it. All right. Still trying to change. Producer Ellie, give us another one. Come on, give us another one. All right. Your next one is. I've got to get one. I've got to get one. All right.

New Zealand royalty, I would say. Hilary Berry. Oh. Hilary Berry. I love me some Hilbaz. She's good at social media as well. She is good. I'm going to go with my gut.

All right. All right, four. Hilary Barry. Clint, you've said 75,000. Bree, you've said 82,000. Oh, wire up. This is so close. So close.

Hilary Barry has 56.6K. Clint, you got a point. Yes, I'm on the board. She should have more. She should have more. All right, give us another one then. All right. This guy another one then. All right. This guy just recently today got arrested.

It's Conor McGregor, the MMA fighter. What did he get arrested for? Yeah, I think, you know, some misdemeanors. I just like that word. Some things. What's a misdemeanor, Ellie? Ben, it was, I don't even know, something naughty. Ben, what did Conor McGregor get arrested for?

Supposedly he robbed a store early this morning. God, he's a cool guy. What do you mean he robbed a store? He's a multi-millionaire. Have you guys seen the doco on Netflix about him? No. It's actually pretty good. Yeah. But how many Instagram followers does he have? That's the burning question right now. Connor McGregor. He'll have heaps.

Like, oh. Yeah. Alright, Connor McGregor. Clint, you've put $40 million. Brie, you've put $66 million. Conor McGregor has $30.5 million. Yes! Point to Clint. Get in there.

Oh, no, I need this win. Again. Always goes to tie break. You were bragging about how you were about to take out the game. And here we are at tie break. One point decides the game. You clawed your way back in. One celebrity, one more person.

Please make it Scribe because I was on his Instagram yesterday. All right. We're going to go with Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. Another person who I didn't know had Instagram. I don't follow him. We're going to go with Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. Another person who I didn't know had Instagram. I don't follow him. All right.

He would have got heaps just from the Ariana thing. Maybe. All right, for Pete Davidson. Clint, you've put $32 million. I reckon I've got this. Brie, you've put $32 million. I reckon I've got this. Brie, you've put $12 million. Pete Davidson doesn't have Instagram. He's got zero.

Brie wins. Yeah! Wait, how does she win? Sorry, well, she's technically closer. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! What a twist! What a twist! What a twist!

Oh! That is... The twist and the turn. So he deleted his Instagram after the Ariana Grande stuff. Oh, but how many did he have before he deleted it? I don't know. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I have two questions for you, Clint. Yeah. First one, how often do you change your underwear? Every day. Yeah, one wear, right? Yeah, one wear into the washing machine. One wear. Yeah.

Or if I'm feeling very luxurious, twice a day, fresh pair to bed. Ooh la la. Oh, what are you doing during the day? Well, no, like if you have a shower before bed, you're not putting your used undies back on, are you? No, God, no. You're never stepping out of the shower and back into the same pair. No, God, no.

That's gross. Second question. Do you not rock a fresh pair in the evening? I wasn't thinking about that. Sorry, okay. I was thinking during the day. I wear my underwear once and then once I take them off, they don't go back on until they've washed.

Second question, how long... Unless you're at someone else's house and someone else took them off. Then you'll put them back on. Hopefully they wouldn't be going back on. How often do you renew a pair of underwear? How long do you own a pair of undies for? See, I don't really know because there's no like date stamp on them. But I like to, whenever I go past the Bend On Outlet factory store,

buy four new pairs. And then I go into the drawer and I try and find the pair that are the four worst looking and then throw those out. So I reckon they would last. I rarely throw mine out unless they're really in bad shape. Well, maybe mine end up in bad shape faster than yours. I don't know. But I reckon

they're probably on an 18 month rotation. Yeah, me too. Why? How long are yours lasting? 10 years maybe. You've got a pair of undies from 2009.

I'd say so, yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, probably. Wow. I'm not exaggerating. And how, okay. Well, no, no, no, no, no. Because frequency

is an issue as well. So how many pairs of undies total do you have? Because that would dictate how often they're getting worn. Probably like 30. 30 pairs? Maybe. So they're getting worn once a month. That's okay.

I mean, they're only getting worn. No, some of them look worse for where they should be thrown in the bin. There's been a study done. 12 times a year. That says, and they've done actual science on this, as to how long you should own a pair of undies before you throw them out. How long do you think it is? This study's going to say something shocking like throw them out once a year.

Get rid of your undies once a year. Scientists believe you should bin a pair of underwear after a year of use. There you go. Producer Ellie, how old are some of the underwear that you have kicking around, Producer Ellie? Like, oh, dear, I'm on here now, aren't I? I said 10 years.

I mean, yeah, probably. I've probably got a pair that's at least 10 years, probably more like five to seven years. How do you have a 10-year-old pair of undies? I mean, they're not white. They're definitely black. Producer Ben, you've only... White underwear lasts about, oh, three months.

Yeah, one wear. I think those things are disposable. I think they're like nappies. Yeah, you don't want to be kicking those around 10 years. Producer Ben, now that you're in a committed relationship, I know that you've quadrupled your undie supply. When I used to hang out with you, didn't you have two pairs? That's disgusting, mate.

No, I had three because I had a Christmas and mum got me a pair. Three pairs total. But I've got at least, I think, probably, no, probably maybe six or seven now. Yeah, see? You had three pairs in rotation. You just go through them quite quickly, though. You need Jesus. How long is the oldest

pair of undies that you have in your collection? I'd probably say like seven years. But they're good and they still they hold.

How with producer Ben and the team am I the grossest in this situation? I have more than three pairs though so. That's the thing. That's the thing. situation? I have more than three pairs though, so. That's the thing. He's been wearing the same three pairs for ten years.

Twice a week. If not more. We want to know from you, on 0800 dials at M, this could get real gross. How old is your oldest pair of undies? Your old faithfuls. How old's your old faithfuls? And what condition are they in?

Yeah, we want to know details. And why the hell you still got them? Like, are they lucky undies? You can text us on 9696 as well. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Some great texts. A study out today saying you should bin your underwear once a year. So wear them for a year.

After a year of use, they need to go in the bin. You need to get rid of them. I said, I've got underwear in my drawer. They're 10 years old, I'd say. From the text machine. Bree, you can't tell me with the vids I've seen on your Instagram that you have a pair of undies 10 years old. Surely you've blown holes on the regular.

P.S. I have a pair since 2001. Love, Matt. 2001? 2001! Bless you, Matt. You've got a pair of undies from the turn of the century. Hi, Isaac. Hi, I've got.

How old are your undies, Isaac? Well, mine aren't that old just because I've got a physical job, so they tend to rip in a certain spot that only the males would know, where the lads down there tend to fall through the trick door. Wow, someone's got some heavy nuts. Wait, I was going to say, I don't know this about the male appendage. Is that what happens? Oh, I feel bad if mine doesn't and Isaac's does. How old's your oldest pair, though, Isaac? How old? I don't know this about the male appendage. Is that what happens?

Oh, I feel bad if mine doesn't and Isaac's does. How old's your oldest pair though, Isaac? How old? Probably about two years and next because they just rip after about a year. Maybe I'm just buying cheap undies. So you're not throwing them out by choice. He's throwing them out because he rips them. Liam, hi.

What's your oldest pair of undies? Oh, I don't know how you guys get a year out of let alone 10 years. I mean, that's pretty gross to start with. How long are you using them for? Oh, man, if they make nine months, I'd be pretty surprised. The only thing, I can't weigh on girls' underwear. I don't know how the mechanics work with yours, but with men's boxers, the elastic goes first. Like, what are you just wearing around some daggy-ass, gross boxes?

Nah, yours are too small, man. They should last longer than nine months. Like, I'm keen for an 18-month cycle. Unless you're pregnant, then that's about right. Yeah, I think you need to go up a size. Seriously. Up a size? No, but then they're daggy from the get-go. You don't want some baggy-ass stuff. What's your brand?

What's your brand? HK, men's. Okay. Also, what colour are you rocking? That's the bend-on ones. Yeah, there's Heidi Klum. Yeah, those are the ones. And what colour? Black with a white band.

The most popular with girls, I think. I was going to say, don't say white. No wonder they last nine months. It's the most sensible option. Hi, Rebecca. Hi. Bec, how old's the oldest pair of undies? I think we've gone on five years. Yeah, Rebecca. Hi. Bec, how old's the oldest pair of undies? Oh, I think

we're going on five years. Yeah, that's about right. But? Yeah, but? No, because I found them in a moving house. Hang on. Yeah, no, because my chest of drawers is a beautiful old set of chest of drawers, but you know how they get

lazy when they're making them? They just put that really flimsy fibre board on the inside. Fell down the back. I was organising my chest of drawers for the move so I didn't have to do it when I got to the new house. I was like, what is this fabric? Dirty or clean? Oh, I had a sniff.

You sniffed them, didn't you, Bec? I had to because they smelled a bit mushy. I thought, I'll just put them in the machine. Came out disintegrated. Oh, they fell apart. And that's five years of not even wearing them. You know where I found a pair of my underwear once?

Yeah. It was, actually, I can't tell that story on the radio. Whose house? No. Why am I doing this? Yeah, go on. They were, so I was moving my mattress and I found them under my bed and I was like, how did they get there? And I was like, oh, I know how they got there.

Last one, Claudia, how old is your oldest pair of undies? Probably about like 12 years. Well, Claudia. Are they black or white? They used to be bright pink. Well, Claudia. Are they black or white? They used to be bright pink. Yeah. Claudia. And now?

They like this nice light, whitish pink now. Hold there. It could be worse. They could be a pinky brown. Yeah, well, we won't go that one. I wish we had a voucher for you for free undies, but we don't. But wait there. Oh, Claudia.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, let's do a birthday banger where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th,

and then we pick one to play in full. First person up's you, Karen. How are you? Hi, Kaz. Hi. What's your birthday, Karen? 28th of March, 1979. Okay, Karen, you were 16 in 1995 on the 28th of September

and on that day, this was number one. Baby, I'd like to bring you to a kiss While the world's on the brink Seal. Heidi Klumzik's. Yeah. Kiss from a Rose. You like that? Yeah, that's a good one.

That's a good one. That is a good one. People love that song, don't they? People love Seal. Hi, Larissa. Hi, Larissa. Kia ora. Kia ora.

Good. How are you? Yeah, choice. Choice. That's good. Larissa, what's your birthday? 13th of October, 91. Okay, Larissa. Kia ora. Kia ora. Good. How are you? Yeah, choice, choice, choice. That's good. Larissa, what's your birthday? 13th of October, 91. Okay, Larissa, you were 16 in 2007 on the 13th of October,

and this is your birthday bag. Is this the song? This obviously you got Britney, give me more. Is this the song where she goes, it's Britney, bitch? Yes. It was this one? It was this one. And she did the real awkward pole dance?

Larissa? What do you think? She's a goodie. I love that. I love that. Yeah, Britney comeback. Cool, one more to go. Hi, Kelly.

Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you going? Good, what's your birthday? Good. 15 June 1977. Okay Kelly you were 16 in 1993 on the 15th of June and on that day

this was number one. Hang on Kelly did you just fall off something? I just fell off the perch yeah. You okay? You okay? No I'm good. Okay cool. Here's your birthday banger. UB40. Ali Campbell's UB40.

This must bring back a few nights drinking in the garage, right? Yeah, yeah, definitely does. Cool. Kiwis love UB40. Good vibes. What are we going to play today? My vote, hands down, Britney Spears, Give Me More. That Seal song is pretty good, though.

To be honest, I am a closet hater of that song. Oh, okay. Well, I don't want to take it to vote today. I want us to agree. So, Larissa, we're playing Your Birthday Banger. It's Britney's birthday. What a tune! What a tune, girl! I'm Larissa!

Brie and Clint. Larissa, get it in ya! Oh, wow! Britney, bitch! You want us to leave your fader up? Do you want to sing the song? Can she go back tomorrow? Yeah, go on then.

ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. song yeah go on then may I present to you the most honest job application of all time now this has been posted on the notice board inside a countdown you know after you go through the checkout and there's that thing there and someone's like selling a fridge and someone's selling a bike and someone's like I'm an exchange student and I don't cook much. Can I live in your, can I be your boarder? That thing there. Gotcha. Anyone can post a notice. This is one. It reads like this.

It's from a man called Bruce. Any jobs out there? I'll do anything. Hard worker. Can't pass a, can't pass a drug test. Also need to be paid under the table. And I just like,

the thing I like about it so much is he hasn't been around the bush. He hasn't pretended that he's somebody he's not. He said, I'm not going to pass a drug test. If it's a job that requires that, don't hire me. He's been straight up from the front. But we've all lied on our Also, he's obviously got some tax issues

So he's not willing to pay income tax I think it's refreshing Because I mean, I've definitely lied in a job interview Have you? Did you lie for this one? No If you have to think about it What I thought we would do this afternoon Is take Bruce's advice

And go around the room And partake in an exercise that I like to call the Honest Job Application Generator. So we've all written each other's CV here, each other's job application, and we'll go line by line and figure out what an honest one would look like. Let's start with Producer Ellie. Okay. Producer Ellie. So you don't need to start with producer Ellie. Okay. Producer Ellie. So you don't need to say anything for yourself.

All right. We've all written your job application for you. Ben, why don't you start her application off? Yeah, I can start it off. Ellie's strength is that she's amazingly polite. She is fantastic at letting other employees know within a 10-meter radius in advance that she will fart. And I reckon that's true.

That's so nice. Thanks, Ben. That's really, really nice. So polite. Thank you. Mine are kind of similar to Ben's. Ellie has a semi-reliable 2003 Toyota Corolla and can also fart on command.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm noticing a theme. And I would like to round out your CV with this. Ellie is fantastic at time management. So good, in fact, that she will likely knock off work each day at 4.20. Yep, very important appointments at 4.30. There you go.

Okay, next up, producer Ben. Let's do producer Ben's CV. You can kick him off, Ellie. All right. There's no need Ben's CV. You can kick him off, Ellie. All right. There's no need for a car park or transport for Ben as he's experienced in hiking. That's good. Yeah, hike to work.

I like it. Great. Great for the employer. Fantastic. Producer Ben, I am a little... Am I running in third person or first person? Producer Ben is allergic to shellfish, except for mussels, weirdly.

He's also allergic to people who are vegetarian and will never work with a vegan. Mind it. I mean, at least you're honest. At least you're honest. Ben doesn't have a degree, but has a semi-broad knowledge of the inner Christchurch region. That's absolutely right. Good. There you go.

You never know when you're going to need that. It just leaves me and you. Who's going first? I'll go right. Good. There you go. You never know when you're going to need that. It just leaves me and you. Who's going first? I'll go first. Okay. So you can do me. When you're ready, put the CV together for me, everybody. The honest CV for Clint, I'll kick it off.

Has a quarter membership. That's a strength because I can take one guest with me every time I go. Hence why I put it on there. That's true. Okay. Clint's strength is communication. Clint's mate, sorry, Clint's strength is communication. He won't hesitate to tell anyone and all customers

about how far away he lives from work, how long it takes them to get there and everything you need to know about caravans. It's true. It's good. Now I knew this would happen. Brie and I are very similar here. So mine is, Clint is considerate and can offer one chosen staff member

half a Kauri membership when travelling with him. Have I told you guys that I've got a Kauri membership? I didn't know that. Last person up to have their CV done is Brie. You can kick us off, Ellie. All right, Brie. Write Brie's honest CV. Brie will be a dynamic workmate With many tricks and pranks up her sleeve

However if you get a bit sick of the gags You can guarantee she'll always take a daily break At approximately 2.24pm For 7 minutes I know what that's for Ben I'm so regular When it comes to being paid

Bree will without a doubt use her's annual well earned money Almost immediately on unneeded items from ASOS and Kmart. And a venute. I actually am going to talk about something I bought from Kmart next. Finally, if you're hiring Brie, you need to know that this person needs to be housed in a well-ventilated area. Failure to do so could lead in asphyxiation for fellow employees. That's fair.

At least they'd know up front. Yeah. If anyone's looking to hire, we're very cheap so get in touch. 9696.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I fell into a trap earlier today. I fell into the influenced trap. Oh, you've been influenced.

Hashtag influenced. I didn't even realise that I'd been influenced until a couple of hours later where I was like, wait a minute. Have I just been? Wait a minute. Did I just catch influencer? Been influenced. I don't remember clicking on, damn it, I've been influenced.

Damn it. I was reading this article because we obviously prep for the show for things to talk about in the morning. And I was looking through some stuff and this one article came up and Kmart and I was like, well, that's for me. Kmart. That's for me. And the title

of the article was Bargain Hunters are loving the $25 Kmart polka dot dress. I've seen this one. I've seen the article. And it's one of those ones, correct me if I'm wrong, it looks like a regular news article, but it's actually just a big ad for Kmart, right?

Oh, it's a big ad. Cool, yeah. But it got me good. Anyway, so then there's a post from an influencer from North Sydney who talks about how she can see this $25 Kmart frock just flying off the shelf. Anyway, I went to the trouble of going onto the Kmart website and I purchased that dress. Congratulations.

Thank you, mate. Well done. You deserve it. No, thank you. Can I ask, what's so good about it? Like what about this polka dot dress is so good? Because there has to be something for it. It's $25.

Yeah, that's a good point. So that's good. Yeah. to be something for it. It's $25. Yeah, that's a good point. So that's good. Yeah. No zips. Yeah. So you can wear it any day of the week. How do you get it on? If you're having a fat day, it's got elastic in the middle.

Oh, okay. It pulls you in in the middle but no zips. Yeah. And it's a dress, not a skirt. It's a dress. Yeah. So, I mean, you can, you know, wear it on multiple occasions. Yeah.

The girl in the picture looks amazing in it. I'm definitely not going to look like that. You might. Can I just point out one flaw in your plan? You don't wear dresses. Like you. Maybe because I never bought this dress. You don't wear dresses.

And all of a sudden. I own dresses. One. Yeah. I'm just not trying to impress you. So, I don't. I own dresses. What influence? Yeah, what? I'm just not trying to impress you, so I don't wear dresses around you. All right. When you do get it, can we do a little photo shoot? Because imagine if you influence someone else.

Let's do a photo shoot to see if I look like the girl who influenced me. Okay, deal. It's not going to be good. And then if we put it on Instagram, K might ask to pay you. That's how it works out. Is that how influencing works? Yeah, cool. Sweet.

I'm down for that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Nice story alert. Was that necessary? I don't have a no... Was that necessary? We never tell nice stories,

so I don't have a nice story warning. Nice story alert. It's not quite right either. I'm just trying to get a nice story alert. No. I reckon we stick with the you. Nice story alert. No. I reckon we stick with the original.

Nice story alert. Producer Ben, good afternoon. Hey, guys. You've been online shopping? I've been on Trade Me. You love some Trade Me, don't you? I do. I love Trade Me.

I sold lots on Trade Me. I bought lots on Trade Me. I love Trade Me. I like Trade Me stories. You can regale me with your Trade Me stories all you like. Was this the fish tank story? No, that's what I was just going to tell. But I made a profit on that.

Did you sell that fish tank? Yeah. That fish tank we got for Zinky Zinky Float Float? Yeah, I sold it. How much did you buy it for? 30. Off Trade Me? Yeah.

How many did you sell it for? 40. Boom! There we go. You know, if Jacinda gets her way, you have to pay a capital gains tax on that. No. But that's not the point. No.

The other day I bought a new putter. I play a lot of golf. I bought a new putter. Yeah. A what? A putter. You putt the ball within the hole. Doesn't matter.

A putter. Oh. Yeah, sport. A golf club. That's the one. So I bought this putter of this lady called Margaret. Yeah. Lovely lady.

Very easy. Very easy to deal with over email. Everything. Where does Margaret live? to deal with over email. Everything. Where does Margaret live? I think, I don't know, but I think out of Auckland a little bit.

Just like, a little bit. Anyway, she's like, I can just ship it to you if you want for free. I was like, oh,

beautiful. That's delightful. How much did you pay for the putter? $15. $15 and you're getting free shipping on a putter? I know. It's not cheap to send a putter.

Yeah. She would have paid more in shipping. Yeah. Should have offered. It only took a day to get here. Whoa would have paid more in shipping. Yeah. She should have offered. It only took a day to get here. Whoa. It was all beautifully packed.

Like it was just really nice wrapping paper. And then she put a cute handmade card in it. Oh my God. It's an actual card. Oh, you're breaking my heart. Give me the card. Oh. This is, it's in an envelope.

Is it in an envelope? Yeah. I've given that one. Clint, you read it. Hello, Ben. Is it scented paper? Yeah. No, but it's beautiful stationery.

It's got a picture of a giant dog on it. Oh, the envelope is matching. Hello, Ben. Once again, many thanks for the trade. I wish you well for all future trading.

Have a great day. Take care. Keep smiling and be happy. Kind regards, Margaret. And then under the dog? So there's a picture of a Newfoundland dog on the stationery and it says, Newfoundland dog, commonly known as Newfie.

I love it. How nice. You paid this woman $15. I know And you gypped her out of shipping What are you going to do for Margaret? I'll probably email her back and just say thanks No

No, you don't You don't email her You hand write her a note And you spray some aftershave on that note And you kiss the envelope with lipstick on, okay? You give Margaret something nice back So I should ask her for her address? Yes

Because you've got a thank you gift for her Okay There you go I can't deal It's too cute Feel good story alert Oh I can't believe I can't believe Ben is dating a cougar

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