ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 13th 2019

Episode Date: March 13, 2019

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Cool, ready to go? G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Real talk for a second. We got a text message today when we did a birthday banger from someone who said, Hey, what happens if Michael Jackson comes up on birthday banger? If you haven't heard birthday banger, it's where we figure out what song was number one. Oh, is birthday banger on the podcast? Yeah, it is.

But some people might not know what it is. It's where we figure out what song was number one. Oh, is Birthday Banger on the podcast? Yeah, it is. It is, but some people might not know what it is. It's where we figure out what song was number one on people's 16th birthdays, then we play the best one. Yeah, so issue there is Michael Jackson will have been number one on a lot of people's birthdays. It's come up a few times in Birthday Banger. We've played it before in Birthday Banger. That was before the documentary.

And we haven't actually talked about the documentary on the show no um they said what will happen if mj comes up and i'll say right now we won't play it unfortunately if that's your birthday banger we won't we won't play it i think it's um like my mind goes to i mean you know you can have your opinion about what's true, what's not true. But the thing that I really think about, and I would hate to think that if us playing his music triggers someone out there who might be a victim of sexual abuse, I'd rather just not play it. For that sake. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Because you never know who's listening or what that might do to someone listening. No, I get that.

I just personally come from the perspective of, I know there's a lot of people might do to someone listening no i get that um i just personally come from the perspective of i know there's a lot of people arguing different points and citing different articles and stuff i like i know michael jackson in his career and i've watched the documentary and i can't in good conscience play like even begin to entertain the thought that the documentary is fake. I don't know. That's just the way I feel about it. I've watched it and I believe those two guys on the documentary.

It really has divided people, hasn't it? It's really split the ZM office. Yeah. And it's really split people online. It's become the new thing that you don't talk about at dinner, like Trump or something like that. Yeah, don't talk about it. Like don't talk about it unless you want to have an argument.

It's all people are talking about, but at the same time, don't talk about it. It's like on first date, they say don't talk about unless you want to have an argument it's all people are talking about but at the same time don't talk about it it's like on first date they say don't talk about money religion politics and now or the michael jackson documentary yeah um yeah if you like if you are going if you have an opinion at the moment and you've formed that opinion without watching the documentary then you need to watch it i Then you need to watch it. I think you need to watch it because it's hard to argue with once you've seen it. That Forbes article that everyone's sharing. Yeah. And they're citing all these things that, and the Forbes article was pro-Michael.

And the guy opens the article with, for the record, I haven't seen the documentary. And then he goes through all this stuff. If you go back and check that article now, he's added an update to the bottom of it. And he's watched the documentary. And he backs down. He doesn't say I was wrong. He just says it needs to be said that I wholeheartedly support victims of sexual abuse.

And I cannot definitively say what happened to the two guys in that documentary. Because I wasn't there. There's people getting involved now. Aaron Carterter's involved nick um carter's younger brother from the backstreet boys i think like aaron carter to help solidify your innocence no but did you see what happened because wade who's one of the guys in the doco yeah um tweeted aaron carter and was like you know aaron carter something like that Yeah. Because apparently Aaron spent one day or one night with Michael at Neverland or whatever. And then Aaron Carter's like, don't bring me into this shit.

Oh, did Wade try and – oh, that's not fair. Not fair. It's not fair to call other people out. Definitely not. Yeah. But then Aaron Carter had to go at Wade, the guy in the documentary, for sleeping with Britney Spears. Which has nothing to do with whether he's telling the truth about other stuff.

Well, I don't think. No, it doesn't have anything to do with whether he's telling the truth or not. It is an interesting part of Wade's life. That guy has had an interesting life. Because he did choreographing for Britney, right? He was choreographing Britney's world tour when he was 14. Crazy. Yeah.

Anyway, real talk. If MJ comes up in Birthday Banger, we're not going to play it. So sucks because amazing music and amazing catalogue of music. But I'm not going to do it. So there you go. Anyway. Anyway, should we play a podcast? Let's do the podcast.

Here we go. Zed-in. Let's do the podcast Here we go ZM Let's go Now let me see you dance ZM's Brie and Clint Good afternoon, New Zealand Welcome to the show Brie and Clint with Perfect Hearing this afternoon

Can you hear me now? I can hear you very, very well How good? I can hear you crystal clear Do you have 20-20 hearing? I don't know if that's a thing, but if it is, I've got it. Yeah. We've just had our company-enforced hearing test here at ZM,

which is a good idea. It is. I mean, we don't operate power tools or anything, but we wear headphones all day. And so would a lot of the people these days. Yeah. I went into my one quite scared. I was like, oh.

You know when you go to the dentist and you haven't been for a while and you're like, this is going to be bad. I was scared for you because behind the scenes here, all of us here at the Brain Clinch Show think you're deaf. Yeah, which is rude, by the way. No, it's concern. Well, clearly I'm not deaf. I just live my life at a higher volume than everybody else.

So when we're all trying to watch TV, you just like watching your Instagram videos at full volume? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Oh, so you're just an idiot. They're more impactful that way. Look, the good news is I've got perfect hearing. Yours?

Close? Yeah. Close? Close. Yeah. As I left the room, someone goes, and I said to them, I got a good score out of that. And they go, mate, how do you still have good ears

when you work with Bree all day? She's the loudest bloody person in the country. Who said that? I don't remember his name. You're such a liar. No, no, excuse me. Can I say too, I went after you and that room smelled like fart. No, you didn't.

No, it did. You went two and a half hours after me. Yeah, so imagine how many you dropped when you were in there. You went straight after Ellie. Oh, well, that explains it. Producer Ellie. Look, we could sit here and insult each other all day, which I'm keen for.

Which, I mean, that's pretty much our show every day. Or we could look ahead to what's coming up today. Of course, you do have the chance at Secret Sound. More chances than ever today because 5 o'clock is a power hour. We will give away five guesses for ZM's $20,000 secret sound. You've got to play the special music for the power hour. Oh, I can do that for you. Yeah, totally. It only comes around once a season.

ZM's secret sound. Power hour. I don't know what the secret sound is. See, now they're going to think that it's now. Now they're going to think now is the power hour. It's not now. It's at five. We're just very excited about this. That's coming at five, plus an extra guest,

well, a regular guest at four o'clock as well. Also, what got this reaction out of Bree's mum today when we gave her a call? Love you. Jesus, Brianna. Poor old mum and I have been wound up well and truly, and we'll have that just after five o'clock for you this afternoon. Next, though, the latest Fitzbo drink that everybody needs to have.

It's not a latte in an avocado. I'll tell you what the latest thing, the latest trend is. You'll be drinking it, right? It's disgusting. Because you go to the gym now. No, I won't be drinking this one. You'll need to drink it. No.

Yeah, you'll need it for gains. No. ZM. Bree and Clint, the No. ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Don't we live in a day and age where people just try and invent weird stuff for people to eat? There's a new thing that's going to be so good for you coming out every week. I know what you mean.

You know, we've been through the avo latte where they put the coffee inside an avocado. That was a thing. All your good fats. All the good fats. And then did you guys get the one here where it was in a cone? Nah, I didn't get cone coffee. Yeah, was it a coffee? It was a coffee.

In an ice cream cone? In an ice cream cone. Wouldn't it soak through? No, it was a waffle cone and it was like covered in chocolate. I can't remember. That sounds good. We actually, I actually invented something off the back of the avo latte where I put it into a shoe.

Oh, yeah, a shoe latte. A shoe latte. Yeah. Shoe-y latte. How did that go? It seeped out. Yeah, I'd imagine it would. Yeah, it wasn't great.

Especially if you had chucks, you know, they've got the holes on the side of them. Yeah, it wasn't good. No, the milk curdled. It wasn't great. Plus toe jams. Yeah, not great. There's a cafe in Byron Bay who has come out with the latest thing

and it's turning heads. Now, before you explain what the latest thing in cafe culture is, how would you describe Byron Bay? Byron Bay, I'm trying to think of what the equivalent here in New Zealand would be. Because it's in Australia. It's in Aussie. It's in New South Wales.

It's where Chris Hemsworth lives. Yes. It's a coastal town where lots of weed is smoked. There you go. Got it. It's kind of like. It's very spiritual. Waiheke Island.

Yeah, if you were high. Yeah. Anyway, it's, you know, it's a very trend setting kind of place. And a cafe in Byron is getting a bit of attention after they released a new type of smoothie that you can buy from the cafe. They're calling it the colostrum shake. Sorry, the what?

The colostrum shake. No, I got the shake, Matt. What was that first word? Colostrum. It's weird because it sounds like you're saying colostrum, aka like the stuff that comes out of pregnant woman's boobies before the milk comes out. But they wouldn't be putting that in a shake.

That wouldn't be what you said. That wouldn't be. The roadhouse in Byron Bay is serving up colostrum excreted from the mammary glands of mammals straight after they give birth. Okay. And blending it with cool tonic and coconut water. And you can purchase this for just $8.

So I've got a lot of questions, but I'll start with why. Why? Actually, let me add a caveat. Why the hell would you make something like that? So apparently it's really good for you. Apparently the colostrum is like a superfood and it contains all these different nutrients and bacteria. I don't know.

Now on to my next question. It says from mammals. It doesn't say from women or humans. No, it's not from humans. What mammals are they getting it from? Are they milking a platypus? No, they're getting it from, well, yeah, well. Like what mammals are they using?

And what mammal is, what mammal's colostrum is good for human beings? I could be wrong. Okay, the first person who decided to suck milk out of a cow, probably people looked at him quite weird as well. And this could just be the start of a whole new food source. I don't know. But if I'm having colostrum, I want

to know what kind of udder it came out of. Mate, this is coming from here in New Zealand. What about those tablets that they make from sheep placenta? I have seen those. I don't think people actually take them though. They're in the pharmacies. Why are you eating sheep placenta. I have seen those. I don't think people actually take them though. I don't think. They're in the pharmacies.

Why are you eating sheep polenta? Just have a sandwich. Wait, what? Sheep what? Sheep placenta. You said sheep polenta. Oh, sheep. I mean, don't eat sheep polenta either.

I mean, that sounds kind of nice. Just don't. Sheep on polenta? Fine. Sheep placenta? Hell to the no. Just have a milkshake. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. There is a sequel in the pipeline for a very, very big movie. A very big movie. You might say the biggest movie of the last 12 months.

But does it really need a sequel? The rumoured sequel is for Bohemian Rhapsody. Now, I've got to be honest, and I know you'll yell at me for this. I haven't seen it. So why are you even commenting? Because I feel like I know how the story goes. But I've got you here, and I've also got producer Ellie, who I know is an expert on this film and a huge fan of Queen.

She even grew a Freddie Mercury moustache at one point. That's how expert she is. That's how committed she is. Producer Ellie, am I wrong in assuming that like the movie kind of like, kind of wraps everything up? Like.

Yeah, it definitely doesn't need a sequel. Like if you went further, you'd be going into like Freddie's like death and stuff, which I mean, not great. We don't really want to cover that, do we?

Like movies generally end on a triumphant high. Yeah. And it was after Live Aid. Yeah, it was perfect. Kind of sums up with a bit of. And it was after Live Aid. Yeah, it was perfect. Kind of sums up with a bit of, you know, what happened afterwards. Yeah.

That was it. They've won the Oscars. They've got enough. They don't need to do more. So as a huge fan, and this goes for you too, Brie, and producer Ellie, do you want Bohemian Rhapsody 2?

No. No, I actually don't. Leave it alone, right? Yeah. Yeah, leave it be. And I think this is something that film producers who are listening to ZM this afternoon, you can learn from this.

You can learn from the mistakes of the past. What I've got here are three movies that definitely, definitely should not have had sequels. Right. You know? And yet they did. Yet they did. Like what they're trying to do with Bohemian Rhapsody.

Oh, I can think of a few. First up, the film that I think did not need a sequel was this one. That is so fetch. Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen. There was a sequel? There was a Mean Girls 2.

Didn't have Lindsay Lohan in it though. I don't think I, what's it called? It's called Mean Girls 2. I've never seen that film. Also, like, Lindsay kind of. It doesn't get better than Mean Girls. No, and Lindsay definitely peaked on Mean Girls.

Oh, she had a, you know... Hang on, hang on. What came first? Herbie Fully Loaded or Mean Girls? Which one came out first? And which one was better? I think Herbie Fully Loaded came out first. Yeah. Well, there's a good radio phone. What was better? Herbie Fully Loaded or Mean Girls?

Second movie that I think did not need a sequel was this one. Well, that's going to do it for all of us here at Channel 4 News. You stay classy San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy. They ruined it. Leave well enough alone, right?

Why you got to spoil a good thing? I was such a massive Anchorman fan, still am, and I really wanted to love Anchorman 2. The weird shark scene plotline thing. Do we remember that? They put everyone in it too. They put Harrison Ford in it. What about the real racist part in the middle?

I took one of my... Oh, when he goes to the dinner with his African-American girlfriend, that bit? Yeah, I took one of my really good guy mates to the premiere who is African-American and I had to sit there and I was just like, this is horrific. Excellent.

Excellent proof that some movies don't need sequels. That was one of the worst. And finally, the movie that I think definitely did not need a sequel is this one. I'll never let go. I promise. I'm not kidding. And you can rent this.

You can download it. Titanic 2 exists. I'll give you the plot line. A cruise liner set sail on the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's doomed maiden voyage when a tsunami hurls an iceberg onto the ship. The crew and passengers struggle to avoid suffering the same fate as their predecessors.

Titanic 2. Who would have guessed it? Just a thought for you, Hollywood. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Dean McCarthy in Hollywood. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground.

Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Someone who knows a lot about going back to back. Dean, what's happening in Hollywood? Hi, guys. Look, today I just want to do one story. It is breaking. It is breaking. It is huge.

And it is absolutely mind-blowing. I'll start from the top. 40 people in Hollywood and just rich CEOs, but it includes actress Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin, including some other Hollywood less-known people. 40 people arrested over bribing to have their children accepted into top colleges in America. Now, there's a guy, here's how it started.

There's this guy, they call him Singer. He set up a fake charity, okay? Fake charity. All of these celebrities like Felicity Huffman and that were donating to the charity, inverted commas, and he, this guy's singer, would create interesting ways to have their children accepted into the top colleges in America. Here's a couple of examples. Felicity Huffman's daughter was given double the amount of time on her SAT exam. And then after it was submitted, the person corrected anything she got wrong. Another example, another example is a CEO.

His daughter was admitted to Stanford on a sports scholarship for water polo, I think it was, and she's never played, no, tennis, and never had ever played the game. God, you don't want to play water polo without any experience. You'll drown. Yeah, no. Now, Felicity Huffman, she's from Desperate Housewives, correct? Yes. She was arrested today. Yeah, no. Now, Felicity Huffman, she's from Desperate Housewives, correct? Yes.

She was arrested today. Yeah. And the other lady, which is weird, she's the one from Full House who played Uncle Jesse's wife. Yeah, I remember her. The mother of the twins on Full House. It just goes to show you how hard it is to get into these, you know, prestigious colleges over in America. Yeah, I know what you're saying. But at the same time, like, don't bribe your kid in.

I heard they paid like over $9 million to get them in. If your kid's too dumb to get in, you're wasting $9 million. They're probably not going to pass. You're not going to pass. You're going to waste even more money. Seriously, get them in a apprenticeship or something. Of all the different schemes, here's my favorite one.

I literally laughed so hard. There was a body double for one of the students. So imagine the body double went in for the exam. I know. The body double went in for the exam. Yes, hello, it's me, Bree. Sat down, did the exam, passed with flying colors while the actual student was at home.

Someone else did the exam for them, a body double that looked like them. That's a great idea. By the way, that is a fantastic idea. I wonder when they make the movie of this happening if Felicity Huffman will play Felicity Huffman. Or if they'll have to use a body double. Nah, let's be real. It'll be Scarlett Johansson playing Felicity Huffman.

She'll be playing all the kids too. Yeah, she will. Dean McCarthy, that is juicy, juicy stuff. Thanks for talking to us today. Bye, guys. ZDM Spree in Clint, the podcast. A Melbourne driver has made an excuse for doing 57 kilometres over the speed limit.

Whoa, whoa. And it's making headlines around the world as it sounds pretty original. What was the actual speed limit in the area? Okay, so she was in an 80 zone and she was doing 137. That's what she was clocked at on the gun. That's what the police told her. She said to them that she believed she was doing under the speed limit at the time. Okay.

So she said she had no idea why they pulled her over because she thought she was doing under the speed limit. She believed that she was going 75 kilometres per hour. So almost half what she was actually doing. Exactly. So they took a closer look at the car when she said to them that she believed she was doing that much under what she was actually doing.

Yeah. Apparently, her story was that she reckons that the car, the system in the car had been changed from metric to imperial, which means she believed she was looking at miles per hour and not kilometres per hour. Okay. Do you know the issue with that? That it doesn't match up anyway.

75 miles per hour is closer to 200 k's an hour, isn't it? No. Isn't it? No. Hang on. No. No. Isn't it? No. Hang on. No. No. It's definitely more.

It's more than 80. No way. Oh, God. I'm Googling it. 75 miles per hour is 120 kilometres an hour. Okay. Yeah, all right. So.

Still. So, yeah, so she was going more around 80, like if that was true, because she said she reckons her husband somehow changed the. How do you change the metric system in a car? I didn't even think that was possible, but that's what her story was, which actually if she was going 137 kilometres an hour, it would have worked out to be more about 85 miles per hour. Good, she knew her math better than us.

Can you imagine us as cops? Now, I'm just working out how fast you're going now. The speed limit's 50 and you were doing 65. So by my calculation, shit, are you on a spaceship? We'd probably have to let him go. Holy shit. Have you got rockets on this thing? No.

Wow. Are you going 280 miles per hour? Is this the Delorean? Are you a time traveller? Good day to you, sir. Marty McFly's at you. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Happy birthday, the internet. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. In March of 1989, Tim Berners-Lee first envisioned a worldwide web of connected documents. 30 years later, we use it to order Burger King without getting off the couch and to send people pictures of our genitals. I feel like we've done a good job.

Yeah, I feel like we've taken his invention and really run with it. I feel like that's what he envisioned when he started it. God, I wasn't there. Well, I guess I was. I was two years old when he invented it, but I wasn't using it. It was a long time before we got it, but God, it's changed a bit, hasn't it?

The way we use the internet. It's grown up, hasn't it? I remember when it was just a wee one. You know, just a little, little tidy baby internet. The internet was still pooing its pants on the daily. I'm going to give you a throwback here. This is going to bring back a few memories. Not good ones, but what does this do to you?

Rihanna! I'm on the home phone! I'm on... I'm on... I'm trying to shoot! Get off! Get off the phone! Get off Get off the phone Get off Oh well it's cut out now

She's hung up now I'm going to have to call Cheryl back That's how it used to be That's how you used to have to get on the internet In my house you have to roll out a 15 metre cord Go and unplug the Uniden cordless Plug in the computer Then log on

And pay $2.50 an hour to be on the internet in the first place and then dad would come through and trip over the cable and your bloody Kazard download would stop halfway through and that took 45 minutes to get half the Linkin Park song. Mate, I lived in the country we only got the internet two years ago

We've got a competition for you this afternoon to celebrate the internet's 30th birthday We're going to be doing An internet impersonation competition All you need to do Is try and recreate the sound of that dial up there And if you can do the best one

We've got two tickets to Marvel Studios Captain Marvel Which is in cinemas now up for grabs You've got mail Would you like to go first? Oh wait Sorry we went back to the 90s. Yeah, would you like to...

No, you go first. No, you go first. I need to hear it again. I feel like you'll do it better than me. I need to hear it again. I feel like you'll go better than me. Can we hear it one more time? Oh, God.

Got enough? Yeah. You got enough? Yeah. You got enough? Okay, cool. Here you go. You've got mail. Yep, good. It's good.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah, it was great. Wait, do we? It's connected to Wi-Fi. I think we just logged on. Dylan, she's going to be hard to beat, but do you have it in you? Do you have an impersonation of the internet? Yeah, why not?

All right, here we go. All right, are you ready, Dylan? When you're ready. Connect us. Now? Yeah, now. Okay. Um...

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep. Err. I don't know. That's good. That wasn't bad. It's pretty good. I mean, it sounded like the data speed wasn't great.

Yeah, I don't think we've got a great connection. No. Rua, kia ora. Yes, hi. Hello, Rua. Are you ready? Yes, okay. All right, connect us to the World't great. Yeah, I don't think we've got a great connection. No. Rua, kia ora. Yes, hi. Hello, Rua. Are you ready? Yes, okay. Alright, connect us to the World Wide Web. Log us on, girl. Okay. That's good, yeah, that's good.

That was so realistic, Rua. That was a nice, firm connection. That was really realistic. Yeah. There's one more,, it's good. It's nice. That was so realistic, Rua. That was a nice, firm connection, that one there. That was really realistic. Yeah. There's one more, and it comes from Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi. We need to get on the internet.

I need to check my hotmail ASAP. I need to talk to Billy on MSN. Yes, I typed BRB like four hours ago, and I've got a RB. Yeah. So, Olivia, please, when you're ready, connect us to the internet. What the hell was that? Jeez. No, that's fine.

I'll give you that. That was so quick. So swift. We need a winner of those three. Dylan, whose connection was broken up by his own laughter. Rua, who gave it a great deal but started hissing like a cat that had just been neutered halfway through. And Olivia, who I think swore at us in Mandarin.

Who do you think deserves two tickets to Captain Marvel this afternoon? It's got to be. It's got to be. The one that I'm going to pick, it has to be this one because it was so bad. Olivia. Olivia, congratulations. Yes.

You've got two tickets to Captain Marvel, okay? It's set in the 90s, back with the internet, sounded just like you did, okay? Cheers. I don't know if Producer Ben and I have told you in the past week, but we've been exercising. Have you? Yeah.

Really? Yeah, we've been. You should have talked about it, posted about it, and told me how sore your muscles are, like at least once or twice a day. We like to be modest, though. We go to F45. We've been multiple times throughout the last week. Do you call it F45?

Huh? I thought you called it Gainesville. I thought you and Ben were off to Gainesville. Got to get on that Gain train. That's what Producer Ben and I like to say to each other. It's time to pray at the Iron Church. Yeah, sometimes Producer Ben just sends me a text going, choo-choo, all aboard the game train.

That's it, yeah. He's good like that. Yeah, he's good. Don't drink his protein shake, though. I noticed something over the last week or so, and I've always known this about myself, and I feel like this is the same for everyone, that when you're exercising, certain songs just make you go harder.

Oh, yeah, it's well documented. You know? That's why the best gyms have got the biggest sound system. Sometimes it just gives you the rhythm and you just pump out those extra reps. Sometimes that BPM gets in tune with the BPM of your heart, you know, of your pulse. Yep.

And it really drives you over that finish line. Yep. I've really noticed it. And it's not with every song. And some songs I'll be like, oh, this is a great song. But, you know, certain songs just really hit you and they make you want to go and be the best that you can be. Spoiler alert, I don't think you're talking about the new Billie Eilish song.

No. Not that song. Not that song. No. I wanted to do something this afternoon where I wanted to get everyone on board and people listening right now, we want to take yours very soon. What's your go-to gym song? Yeah, let's make the ultimate workout playlist.

We should do that right now. Okay, what's yours? Hit me with one. I feel like this one is very, very good for me at the moment. Called Housework by Jax Jones. Yeah. I know this song is good. Housework.

Delight work. If you're still doing the Melbourne Shuffle, this is a good song for that as well. Good for certain types of classes. Yeah. You got another one for me? Yeah. And this one, this is a classic, and it doesn't matter what workout you're doing,

it just seems to push me hard. I'm a survivor. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna work harder. I'm not gonna stop. Picture yourself in that inflatable life raft. I'm not gonna stop.

I just think about all my exes for some reason. It just makes me go that extra rep get that revenge body girl yeah yeah I know that I like that it's old school too that's why I like this one

this is what I'd like to chuck on the plate yeah what are you chucking on oh shit oh yeah it's in the lyrics it's relevant

it's in the lyrics right this is salt and pepper but baby and uh push it it's good I push it real good It's in the lyrics, right? This is salt and pepper. But baby. And push it. It's good, isn't it? I push it real good. Awesome.

Gym playlist songs. We can take in your suggestions. There's a lot of text coming through, but let's go to Producer Ben. Producer Ben, you're in there training with Bree on the daily. What's your go-to workout song at the moment? This hasn't even been played at E45 yet, but it's this one here.

Are you all right? Huge. Ben loves to do rhythmic gymnastics as a form of working out. Also, what's this weird bootleg version? This is that Rascal Flatts one. Oh, I love Rascal Flatts. So wait, you've gone with life as a highway, but you've gone with a cover of it as your workout song.

That is true. This is the best version. You're a weird fish. What about Producer Ellie? Exercise Producer Ellie is where you... Shut up. I've been for a handful of runs in the past few years, all right? Producer Ellie goes to me,

because we're doing actual exercise at the moment. She goes, yeah, I'm exercising at the moment. I said, oh, what are you doing? She goes,

I go for a 13 minute run. Yes, that's exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's exercise. It is exercise. Good on you. It's better than nothing. I think you heard the ad wrong.

It was 30 minutes a day you've got to push play. Dang it. Not 13 minutes. I do go for a 15 minute float in the ocean after. Does that count? No.

Put it all together. That's a good workout. And you're still two minutes short. And what's your song, though? What gets you going for a hot 13-minute blast? Oh, it's Mr. Worldwide. I think you're having a good time out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, all right, love. Yeah, yeah. Don't stop the party. I love it. You know, I reckon Pitbull works out. Of course he does. Look at that ribbed body. He's Mr. Worldwide.

He'd have to wear a headband, I reckon, because the sweat would just run straight out of his head. You don't have the hair to catch it. I'm enjoying this. This is a good workout playlist so far. I like it. That's our workout playlist so far. We want to add yours. 0800 dial ZM or you can text your song for it to

9696. Why don't you call us today? Why don't you call us? Tell us what song really gets your juices flowing. Just makes you work that little bit harder. Gets the testosterone pumping. Oh, feel good. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And one more, and one more. Just push,

push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push. Yeah, nice. Completed your set. Oh, sorry. We were just doing a quick set between the songs. Just push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push. Yeah, nice. Completed your set. Oh, sorry, we were just doing a quick set between the songs. Just a few reps, a few burpees. Just, you know, getting a bit of a pump in. Just getting a bit of a pump on before they do some more radio. Just on that fitness vibe at the moment.

We're doing the ultimate gym playlist. What is the song that makes you push out that extra rep? Oh, shit. What'll get you over the finish line? What do you need? What do you want? Nothing worse than bad music at the gym. It really helps me. It really does, yeah. Like, it actually gets me right down and dirty, you know?

Okay, alright. We've already added this to the playlist along with this. Jack Jones with this. Jack Jones. And this. And this from Producer Ellie. And this weirdly from Producer Ben Life is a highway But I won't ride it all night

Not judging though, not judging. He's a strange unit. Whatever gets you going, Producer Ben. We want to know, Taylor, what are we putting on the ultimate gym playlist this afternoon? A wagon wheel. Taylor. So rock me, mama,

like a wagon wheel. Rock me, mama, any way you feel. Hey, mama, rock me. You're having a laugh, aren't you, Taylor? You are having a laugh. What gym are you going to?

Oh, Snap Spinner. You made that up. Hamilton. That's the gym you drove past. You just looked out your window and said a name, didn't you? Hey, we're not judging here. No, we're not judging. She sounds like she does heaps of workouts.

Hi, Kayla. What song are we putting on the ultimate workout playlist this afternoon? Well, I was going to say that Blue is a bit of a banger, but I'll go with Sandstorm by Daru. God, imagine trying to work out to this tempo. Smash yourself in the face with a kettlebell, wouldn't you? What a chain. It's a good one.

Okay, another one. What are we putting on the playlist, Yvette? Well, I was embarrassed by the band, and then I heard the Wagon Wheel song, but I'm not so ashamed now. I was embarrassed by the band, and then I heard the Wagon Wheel song. I'm not so ashamed now. Nickelback and S-E-X or Something in Your Mouth. Whoa, whoa, we can't play that on ZM.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, you turn it back up. Nickelback is welcome here. We cannot play Nickelback, Something in Your Mouth on ZM. Stop that. Yeah. But it's not Wagon Wheel. It's what, sorry?

I said that's why it's slightly shameful that it's Nickelback, but at least it's not Wagon Wheel. I feel your pants around your feet. Yeah, alright. No shame here. You do you. We love it. Hey, Callum.

Callum. Hey. What are we putting on the ultimate workout playlist? Stronger by Kanye West. It makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah, because it says stronger, isn't it?

And it says to go harder. Yeah. Faster. Yeah. That's the one. That's it. That's the one, eh? That's the one.

Okay, cool. I like it. It's good one, eh? That's how long I've been on ya. Okay, cool. I like it. It's good. Hi, Terry. Hi, Terry. Hi. What are we adding to the ultimate workout playlist?

Energy by Kerry Hilson. It's quite an emotional banger. This is this is in the same vein as your Break Up, Destiny's Child workout song? Yep. Is this what it does for you, Terry? Is it like a revenge body type workout song? Yes, because when I started doing the, you know, working on my body and all, I was going through that time

and then I came across this song when I was not in the gym. I was, like, doing a road run. It came on and it has been my favourite ever since but now you're doing it for you aren't you Terry you're not doing it

for anyone else yeah how fit do you get after a breakup by the way seriously I mean breakups are shit apart from that but you get absolutely

ripped why did I get way worse after your breakup yeah no you didn't you got better you got better and your personality

got better yeah and your looks oh you got so hot thanks what about this song after your breakup. Yeah. No, you didn't. You got better. You got better. And your personality got better. Yeah. And your looks. Oh, you got so hot. Thanks. What about this song? Ultimate.

Big Gay Allen, your mate from Australia, he approves of a bit of Britney. He loves Britney. Of course he does. What about, how do we forget about Magenta? The music will be hit a little bit for you.

Do you pretend to know the words to this song when you work out? No, I know Spanish. Is it Spanish? Yeah. Let's do a sicky hotline. All right, this is sicky hotline where you and I take turns to call a business where we absolutely definitely don't work, but you have to pretend like you do and you need to get the day off.

Last week I told you to call Tony's Tire Service and tell them you needed a day off because you had a flat tire. Good one, mate. Yeah, I know. Big ask. Didn't go that well. Technically, get my tire fixed, and I technically get the day off from your store. I mean, you are not supposed to be in my store.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. I have no information whatsoever. So this week, you get your own bag. Yeah, so it's my turn to pick where you're calling and your excuse. So, I've decided you're going to call Mac Pack. Ah, yeah. This afternoon.

The tent place. Yes, I mean known for the camping and the tramping and the hiking and the biking and all that, you know, outdoorsy stuff. Yeah. You need to call them to tell them you need a day off and the hiking and the biking and all that outdoorsy stuff, you need to call them to tell them you need a day off because you're going to climb Everest. I need one day off to climb Everest? Well, you can decide how many days you need off,

but you've decided last minute that you're going to climb Everest and you need their support. That thing that people train their entire life to do. Yeah. Okay. Good luck. Hello, thank you for calling MacPack Ponsonby. This is *** speaking.

How may I help you? Who's on rosters at the moment? It is me and Anna. Why? Is Anna in at the moment? She is. Are you able to connect me, please? Yeah, may I ask who's calling?

Yeah, it's a thing from Front Desk. Front Desk, okay. Thank you. All right. For you. Front Desk. Hello. Hello, how are you?

I'm good, thank you. Who's that? Who's your favourite employee? Okay. It doesn't look like my voice. Sorry for that. That's okay, that's okay. It doesn't matter. You don't look a nice voice. Sorry for that. That's okay. That's okay.

It doesn't matter. You don't have to say. Hey, look, I need a day off. I was planning on working this weekend. I was rostered on for this weekend, but I can't come in anymore because I've got a bit of a hike on. I'm going to do a big climb.

I don't know if you've done it. Have you done Everest? No. No. No, me either. Crazy, eh? Weird to think that I work at MacPack and I've never climbed Everest. So I thought, tick it off the bucket list,

and I thought this weekend's the perfect time to do it. So... Perfect. Then you have a very long way to go. I know, right? I know. So two things, as long as I can have the day off. Can I also borrow some gear?

Okay, so I'm just really confused. What's your name? My name is Franco. Okay. Okay. Thinking like now with the name and everything. You know, man bun, I wear the bandana, like the hiking bandana,

which, by the way, is actually Kathmandu, but don't tell anybody. But it's just my favourite one. So I just need this. I haven't done it before, but I'll just nip over there and I'll just do it this weekend. Okay, I'm really sorry. I don't know what you want from me, Franco.

So very sorry. I don't know what you're doing here with this call as well. Like, I'm really confused about it. Sorry. Just a day off. Just a day off. Yeah, but... Are you sure?

Yes. Okay. Who does work there, by the way? What's the name of a guy who does work there? No, I don't mention the names of our employees. Sorry for that. No, that's probably a good tactic. It's a very distinctive call.

Okay, I thank you very much, and I wish you a good time on your weekend in Everest. Okay, thank you very much. Bye. Yeah, you win. See ya. I just couldn't get past her. She shut you down. She was like,

don't know what you want? Yeah. And that's it. Tell you what, the people at MacPack know their shit. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Right now, we need to have a bit of a BNC family chat. If I know we need to get together and have a talk and support each other and just have a conversation about what matters

and how we're all feeling. It's important to take stock every now and then. I feel a stitch up. It's important to look around at the people in your lives and just see how they're behaving. See how they're you know, just see what's changed. That's a real good indicator. If something's changed

it's time to have a chat. It's time to have a corero with each other. Could be change for the better. Bree. Oh, here we go. You okay? I'm good. All the things that you used to be passionate about,

do you still feel passionate about them? Do you still feel like do they still bring you joy? The main things? Yeah. Yeah? Okay. So why have you forgotten? The main things? Yeah. Yeah? Okay. So why have you forgotten about the Venute?

I mean, we heard that story about that woman forgetting her child when she got on the plane. I do feel like that sometimes about the Venute. Yeah. For those who don't know, about a month ago, Bree saw an article online in New Zealand for a 1990 Mitsubishi Hiace van that had been converted into a ute. It was going for $3,000. Half ute, half van.

Yep. It was going for $3,000 and she bought it. Without even seeing it. That's so dumb when you say it now. Without even seeing it, without driving it, she bought it. Without even seeing it. I'm so dumb when you say it now. Without even seeing it, without driving it, she bought it. And now, since then, what's happened? Look, the Venute, still in Blenheim, it's being looked after. It's been having some work done.

Right, what sort of work? They had to take a door off because it had rusted through. There's a lot of rust. A lot of rust. A lot of rust. Needed some loving care. Yeah. And I haven't really,

I don't know. Is it getting a bit overwhelming for you? I need to know, did you or did you not say this the other day when we said, look, we've got to get the Venute here. We all want to see it.

We all want to see you driving it around. I want it. I really want it. Did you or did you not say the words, it's only $3,000. Maybe I'll just forget about it.

Look, it's proving to be a bit of a headache. Yeah. It doesn't have a warrant. It's not registered. And it needs, what else does it need? It needs to be in Auckland. That's the thing it needs mainly.

It needs to be here so we can deal with it. That's okay. That's why we're having an intervention. That's why we do these things as a family. Great. What do you need? I need help. What do you need?

What can we or the people listening do for you to realise the Venute dream that I know you still have? I know it's still inside you. Look, I'm willing. I'm willing for a family member that realise the Venute dream that I know you still have? Yes. I know it's still inside you. Look, I'm willing for a family member that is the Venute. I'm willing to go to Blenheim. I'm willing to get in that bad boy and drive it back here. Yep. The problem is it can't be on the road.

It can't be on the road. We have found maybe a slight loophole where apparently you can get a certain type of number plate. No, we can't do that. It's illegal. You're talking about driving an unregistered uncertified vehicle with fake plates on it. No, they said that you can do that. You need a trailer is what you need because I'll come

with you, okay? If we go, we can take a Black Thunder, we can tow it, but you need a trailer or you need someone with a truck who can get it to Auckland, something like that, right? We need someone to help. You need someone who knows what they're doing. Is it fair to say, can you say it repeat after me? Yeah.

Hi, my name is Bree. Hi, my name is Bree. And I am severely out of my depth with the Venute. And I'm very out of depth with the Venute. I just want it here so bad. I know you do. I know you do. And that's why we're having this intervention.

I'm overwhelmed. But look, we've put it out into the universe now. Who knows what's going to happen? There could be someone listening right now who can help and they could get in touch with us on the text machine.

There's people calling. I'm hoping that is someone that can illegally give us a warrant for the minute. When it gets here, it's going to be great.

Oh, it's going to be so good. Oh, it'll be so good. So good. This isn't just my minute. Think of it as your minute. You listening right now. This could be all of ours Venute. It's all of our Venute.

Okay, there we go. Hey, good intervention. I feel better. Do you feel better? I love using the radio for our own personal game. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. I mean, what is going on at the moment? Everyone here in New Zealand is talking about this measles outbreak.

I mean, measles back in when I was younger, we were all scared of chickenpox. Yeah. And measles was kind of like the back thing because everyone was vaccinated. Everyone was vaccinated. You were pretty safe. It was on the verge of being an extinct disease. Yeah. So we never really knew it growing up.

Well, I didn't. Did you? I just knew that we had to have shots for it. Yeah. And that if we had it, we'd be fine. MMR, measles, mumps and rubella. That's the immunisation that you got. And you get two for measles, right?

You get one when you're like really young. Yeah. And then you get one. And then you get a booster. And then you get a booster shot. Well, these days you get a booster. And that's why I think they've come out and they've said that people born between 69 and 92. Which is both you and I.

It's you and me. Yeah. You might not be immunised to the level that you need to be because you might not have got the booster. So you need to check with your doctor. See. Or your mum. I'm pretty sure I had both.

Mm-hmm. But we did something to my mother earlier this afternoon, which, look, the measles thing, very serious. Get vaccinated. It's important. We decided. This is mean. We decided.

This is rough. We decided to call my mum and I was going to tell her that we were getting blood tests here at work to see if we'd been vaccinated or not. And I called her earlier this afternoon to tell her that I hadn't been vaccinated. And we thought she was an anti-vaxxer. Take a listen. Hello?

Mum? Yes? I'm just sitting here at work. They're freaking out a little bit because we're all having blood tests here. Have you heard about the measles outbreak? Yes, I have. Okay, so we've all just had blood tests to see if we've been vaccinated or had our second vaccinations done and my blood test has just come back and apparently I haven't had any vaccinations for measles. Well, you have. Well, my blood test is saying that I haven't and the blood test doesn't lie. So now they're freaking me out. Like they're freaking out. I think I'm going to have, they're going to have to put me in isolation. Why though? Why did they

have to put you in isolation? You haven't got the measles. Yeah, but they're saying because I haven't been vaccinated, if I do, I mean, they're saying it's so viral that you can pick it up and then I can infect other people. They're freaking out. Well, you better have the vaccination done then. See, the problem... But you've been vaccinated. I've got your records here.

Are you sure I was vaccinated? I'm 100... I'm 1,000% sure. Are you sure it was for the measles? Because they're saying that I... They're saying I can't even do the show today. They're saying I've got to go home right now. Yeah, but why can't you?

You haven't got measles. Well, either... I don't know. I don't know what's happened. But they're saying that I might not be able to come to work for three weeks. What? I just don't get it. Mum, you can tell me the truth, though. If you're a secret anti-vaxxer, you can tell me.

I'm not a secret anti-vaxxer. I was the opposite. I'm in big secret anti-vaxxer I was the opposite God I'm in big trouble mum People are chanting People are chanting You're full of it Hold on wait My nurse is here He wants to talk to you

Is he nice looking? Hello, Mrs. Thomasel. Yes, Clint. I've just finished giving your daughter a full physical, which is one of the highlights of my day. We have to ask you straight. Are you a bloody anti-vaccer? No, I'm definitely not an anti-vaccer.

All right. Good. Good. All right, Mum, I'm off to infect some people. Bye. Love you. Jesus, Brianna. That poor woman.

Good to know you're covered, though. Honestly. Go and get immunised, everybody. Do it. Do your responsibility, please. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and we play the best one out of the three. Hi. Um. Hi. three. Hi, um, hi, um, hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel.

Hi there. Sorry, having a tough time with the buttons today. That's all right. What's your birthday, Rach? 12th of September, 1994. Okay, Rachel, you were 16 in 2010 on the 12th of September and this is your birthday bang. Yeah.

Dynamite. Did you go to Friday Jams, Rachel? Yeah, I did. I got to even meet Usher. Did you? You got to meet Usher? Yeah. You know that

is Clint's be all and end all. I was meant to meet Usher but I got cut from the list but it's okay I'm not salty about it or anything. I don't even care

like I just Do you believe that Rachel? I don't even talk about it. I don't even probably wasn't even that good like was it that good? It probably wasn't. Oh,

I just smell nice and they did give us a hug so that was a surprise. Cool. Thanks for't. Oh, I just, no, no, they did give us a hug, so. Right, well, cool. Thanks for that. Tayo Cruz, that's the first one. Snow Usher. Hi, Louis. Hi, Louis. Hi.

What's your birthday? It's 10th of April, 1995. Okay, Louis, you were 16 in 2011 on the 10th of April, and back on that day, this was number one. How does this keep coming up today? Because it was such a mega banger. It is a pretty good banger.

J-Lo and Pitbull on the floor. Good luck with that. Last up for birthday banger is Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. What's your birthday? 9th of July, 1983.

Okay, Michelle, you were 16 in 1999 on the 9th of July, and this is your Birthday Banger. I can't believe it's you I can't forget. In a boy's eye. What year is this? 1999, mate. You were there. You needed me at school. What year is this? 1999, mate. He needed me at school.

I love a good pop tune as much as the next person. Nah. I don't think I've ever heard this. Michelle. Nah. Must have been the most lame one. Is it a big no from you as well? It's a big no from me, yeah. What would you pick, Michelle?

Yeah. Just not that. Anything but that. Okay, so Tayo Cruz or J-Lo? I'm going to pick Dynamite, Tayo Cruz. We've played that J-Lo one recently too. Well, recent-ish. That's one birthday banger before.

It is good. Tayo Cruz, definite winner today. Rachel, we're playing your birthday banger. Awesome, Thank you. Here we go. Bree and Clint. Zidim, turn it up. I feel like there's not many Ed Sheerans that come around very often in our generation,

but I feel like I might have discovered the next Ed Sheeran. Okay. I mean, he's not the same as Ed Sheeran, so I don't think he sounds the same as him. I'm just saying I feel like... Is he ginger? No. No, okay.

But I feel like this guy... Does he play guitar? This artist that I've discovered could be as big as Ed Sheeran. Okay. This is good if he is. So he's an Aussie and his name is Lord Kane. Lord Kane. That's his artistan. Okay. This is good if he is. So he's in Aussie. Yeah. And his name is Lord Kane. Lord Kane. That's his artist name.

Yeah. And his album is just breaking the mould of what, you know, the 20th century artist is. Has anyone signed him yet? Because that could be a good get for us. He hasn't been signed yet. Yeah. But I'm proposing once you hear some of the tracks on his album,

I think we should sign him. We should start a label. We should sign him. Yeah. Hell yeah. Imagine if that, you'd be like the guy who signed Lorde. Exactly. Right?

That could be us. He's Lorde Cain. It's a sign. It's a sign. It is a sign. Okay. So he's released his first album. It's online and a bit unusual, but it's got 56 tracks on the album right that last drake album

had like 20 30 odd tracks on it so maybe that's the cool new thing to do could be the cool new thing i've pulled off a few of uh bits and pieces from different tracks on the album yeah and i want to play you a few snippets okay and then i think we should talk about, you know, whether he's got the chops to go all the way. Sure thing. So this is track six on the 56 track album and it's called Turd Times a Charm. Turd Times a Charm. Turd Times a Charm.

This is from Lord Kane and this is track six. I like it. Good tone. Is it a whole album of farts? Let's go to track eight. Track eight from Lord Cain. This is a real album. It's online.

It's been published. This is called Slippery When Wet Is it a 56 track album of farts? I like that because it shows diversity You know And it shows that he can do Do you take this show seriously? Like

Do you take this and what we do? Is it all one big fart joke to you? Like, keep going, keep going. Let's play track 19. Shall we? What's this one called? No, no, what's this one called? No, it's called...

What's it called? Chocolate Milk. Chocolate Milk. Oh, God, I wonder what this song's going to be about. The last track we've got is three minutes, three seconds, 3.3 seconds. I'm assuming it's not a full. I think. I don't think it's a ballad.

I think track 51 is the standout on the album. And I think this might be Lord Kane's Royals. This could be the standout track. What's it called? It's called Quiet in the Cinema. How about that? standout track. What's it called? It's called Quiet in the Cinema. I quit. I quit. I quit, by the way. Sign him up.

Yesterday on the show, we talked about results from a study that scientists did about how long you should own a pair of underwear before you throw them out. Yeah. It was a year. You should throw out a pair of underwear if you've owned them longer than a year. Which was fine for me, not so good for people like you and producer Ellie, who are rocking decade-old gruts. Like some kind of poo-soaked time capsule.

Okay, all right. No, really, really. It's a thin piece of cotton that sits next to your butthole. Can you not say that on the radio? The word just, you can say bum. Cotton? No. It's so graphic.

What do you want me to say? I could have said anus. That's worse, isn't it? You could have just said bum. Well, no, because I want the bum. I think bums are quite clean, the cheeks themselves. Yeah, actually, when we really think about it, the actual cheek, the bum cheek.

The cheek is just another bit of skin. The cheek is... I mean, the cheek is just like a leg, isn't it? Yeah. It's just upper leg. It's upper, upper leg. It is closer to the danger zone than the leg, though. Yeah, it's right near the eye of Mordor.

It is. But it's far enough removed. Yeah. Like, that bit, the danger zone is deep down in a valley. My danger zone is quite wide, actually. Anyway, we were talking about that and the list. You shall not pass. Have you been in my room?

Sorry, back to the undies. Throw them out once a year. But it was interesting, which we didn't get to the rest of the list, which they released about certain items that are in everyone's household and how often you should wash these things and how often you should throw them out. Good. What do you want to hear first?

I've got pyjamas. Do you want to hear how often you should be washing your pyjamas? What I want to hear first out of a list of one item. I'll say pyjamas. Okay, good. Pyjamas, after three wears, you should wash them. Do you reckon people run a one week rotation on their pyjamas generally? I'm definitely on a one week.

But I shower before I put my pyjamas on and I know you sweat and all that, whatever. And you should throw them out every two to five years. Yeah, that sounds about right. This is a big one. Tea towels. Oh, I hate them.

What is that smell that tea towels leave on your hand? It's a wet, wet dog smell. And you know what it is? It's bacteria. Oh! Is what it is. Yeah, they're a necessary evil. How often do you wash a tea towel?

When it looks like it needs washing. They say in this study you should be washing a tea towel every day. Every day? Every day. There's tea towels in my flat that haven't been washed for a long time. How many tea towels have you got though? Most people have got about 50 tea towels, right? I'm that crazy person that doesn't even touch the tea towels

because they freak me out so much. I just use paper towel. No, that's bad. I can't help it. That's bad. It's OCD. Yeah. Can't help it. You have your things I have mine. What about your doona cover?

Duvet cover. Duvet, sorry. Oh, not the cover. Should be washing it, how often? Once a season Twice a year I was happy with that Not the sheets, the actual duvet cover itself The sheets, they say, however

After every third use No, get out of here No way Once a week-ish Once a week Are you washing your. Once a week-ish. Once a week. Once a week? Are you washing your sheets once a week?

I wash them whenever Lucy tells me, my wife tells me they need to be washed. Yeah. Once a week. Once a week. Well, once a fortnight at worst. No, seriously, once a fortnight at worst. Absolutely. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no. I'm not going to besmirch. She has to sleep in that bed too. I'm not going to besmirch her hygienic name. Once a fortnight, max. Stop leaving me in an awkward silence. I'm telling the truth. How often are you washing yours? Once a fortnight, probably.

Yeah, there you go. That's fine. Depending on what activities are done in that fortnight. Yeah, if there's a wrestling match or some kind of chocolate fondue session. Once a today then. Anything else good on the list? And then there was stuff like towels, dishcloths.

Dishcloths are gross. Just give me towel. Towel? How often does she wash her towel? Every third use. I've just learnt from the list that I'm just disgusting. Yeah, I think we're all learning that about ourselves. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A lady from Melbourne has been caught on CCTV footage

stealing a cactus from outside a family's home whilst heavily intoxicated. I mean, that is despicable. The article says the family woke to notice that one of their beloved cactus, cacti rather. I was going to say cacti. Cacti had been removed. So they checked the security cameras,

which they have installed in their home, to find a lady crawling up their driveway in commando position. Oh, no. As if she knew there were security cameras, but in plain sight. She's on her, you know, when you're on your forearms and you're crawling along and you're going under barbed wire. She peeks around a bush, reaches out,

grabs the cactus, and then makes off with her loot. I mean, so stealth. How big was the cactus? It was potted. It was quite small. You could hold it in one hand. However, the daughter from the family has commented to say that her dad is absolutely devastated by the robbery.

He loves gardening. And that particular plant has been around for 60 years. It's a 60-year-old cactus. Oh, come on. Is it? According to the daughter, the parents haven't contacted the police yet because they were able to see the funny side of a very weird situation, which is good.

Well done, guys. Good. I don't think she deserves to go to prison, but you've exercised common sense, right? I mean, look, we can all relate a little bit to that story. You become an idiot and you also think the law doesn't apply to you especially if you're walking home

you forget and not every time just you know maybe those times where you probably have a few too many lemonades like that time where you stole a couch remember and you told us that you stole someone's couch that you and a friend were walking home and you saw a couch all over that and you stole a couch off someone's,

and it wasn't an organic collection either, it was off someone's trailer outside their house. We said we weren't going to talk about that. No, it's the crux of the story. Look at the board. What did you steal while drunk? Do you think I'm not going to bring up a personal experience that you've got? Look, I believe in my defence, my friend Amy and I knew

that that couch was for curbside pickup. It was a white couch and it was in the open as if they weren't throwing that out. Yeah. Well, yeah. It was strapped down, but it wasn't strapped down well. It's fine. It's a good starting point't strapped down well. It's fine. It's a good starting point for our phone conversation today.

It's okay, mate. My brother stole a... We put it back. My brother stole a Michelin man from outside the Boer Appears. Oh. Yeah. Those things are worth a fortune. Oh, 800 dials at M.

A little bit illegal this evening. But the question is, what did you steal while you were drunk? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What did you steal while you were drunk? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What did you steal when you were drunk? Story about a lady out of Melbourne who has made off with a family's beloved cactus. Apparently it's been in the family for 60 years.

She's been filmed commando crawling up their driveway on CCTV, heavily intoxicated. Imagine waking up with a cactus in your bed. No, where did this come from? Oh, not this prick again. We're like, oh, got it. So we've asked you the question and we're getting great texts as well. There's some really good texts on the text machine. What did you steal when you were intoxicated?

I stole a Red Bull fridge from R&B. I carried it to my tent on my shoulder, and the next morning I put it in my sleeping bag and I walked it all the way to the car. Wow. Brilliant. Wow. Very good. You carried a fridge out on your shoulder?

I mean... No, it'd be one of those small... They're still pretty big, the small ones. Little baby ones. I mean, we're not here to endorse theft or anything this afternoon, but I feel like if you do that, you deserve it. Right? Good for the work.

0800DALZM, Leroy, what did you steal when you were intoxicated? It wasn't me, but it was my mate, and they managed to steal a pool table. Sure, it wasn't Leroy. Whoa. Where from? I'm from a bar. Yeah, they were out for some work. Yeah.

And, yeah, they were on a boat at the time, so they thought the boat needed a pool table, so they took it back. How do you get a pool table out of a bar without the bar owners noticing? It was very late at night, apparently, and the boss, when they woke up in the morning, was like, you should probably take that back.

Yeah, good result. But still great story, right? Very good story. Similar story to Leroy's. This is on the text machine. A group of us smuggled out a dining chair from a popular nightclub in Ponsonby. We stole it because we wanted it to match the other flat's five chairs.

One had broken and we needed another. A few years ago now, apparently. Good work. Hi, Rebecca. Hello. What did you steal when you were drunk, Bex? When we were at high school and we used to go to a heap of house parties, a friend and I had a pact and every house party we went to,

we used to steal underwear from wherever we could find it in the house. Bunchy. We had a wee collection of dresses and the party written on them. Was it male underwear or female or both? Just both, just whatever we could get our hands on really. It was a bit of a competition to see who could get some first. See, this story is fun. It's funny. It's even kind of cute.

Can you imagine? Cute? No, no, no. Can you imagine if it was a man telling us this story? If a dude called Rob had called up and gone, every time I go to someone's house, I nick a pair of their undies. We'd go. I write the name and the date on it, and I keep it.

We'd go, producers, can you please take down his name? Lisa, hey, welcome to the show. Hi. What did you steal when you were drunk, Lisa? So it was actually my now husband and one of his best mates. We were having a house party at my parents' house, and my dad is always going on about people speeding up the driveway because he has a long shingle driveway.

So one night, obviously obviously having a house party, my now husband and his best mate disappeared, and then they came back, and I was walking out the driveway the next day to a 20K sign down our driveway that they had taken from another property. Oh, God. There's a little bit of homemade roadworks. Don't mind that. It's quite good. There's one little bit of homemade roadworks. Don't mind that.

It's quite good. There's one text here and he says, I don't know if this counts, but I stole my mate's missus when I was... It counts. Well, it definitely counts. It counts in your mate's eyes, that's for sure. Still stolen. Drink responsibly, New Zealand, and don't steal.

That's the message we're taking away from this. Yeah. No one here is being celebrated. Good stories, though. Settings Free in Clint, the podcast. taking away from this. Yeah. No one here is being celebrated. Good stories though.