ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 13th 2020

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

No more cashStockpile toilet paperDean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekStingy name game1 Second Song Challenge!What were you impaled by?Friday-Ohe!Birthday Banger!We give away $10,000Exposed a cheated #RevisedReal life Jurassic ParkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, you ready? Hi everybody, welcome to... Oh, are you ready? Hi everybody. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brain Clint Podcast. That was my impression of you. That was good. I almost fell for that.

I was like, damn, is that me? It's time for the International Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brain Clint's Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah. All right.

We just eroded, so we're going to do them. Yeah, that's how it rolls. On Fridays on the podcast, people who can't normally call the show because they live in, you know, somewhere else. Bum F nowhere. That's what I was going to say. I was like, we can't say that.

We do your birthday bangers that you've submitted on our newly named Bree and Clint podcast page on Facebook. It's called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family. First person who wrote in was Angelia. Is that how you'd say that? Angelia. Yeah, I'd say Angelia. Angelia Edmonds.

Angelia? Angelia Edmonds. Sheia? Angelia Edmonds. She's from South Carolina. Oh, Columbia. No, Columba. Oh, Columba. Different. Very different.

I thought maybe Columbia like the university. No, I think she's just from a place called Columba. In South Carolina. She was born on the 11th of September, 1990, which means she was 16 in 2006. And on that day, this was number one. Damn, this would have been going off in Columba. Yep.

Such a big hit from Justin Timberlake. Do you remember when this song came out? Yes. 14 years out? Yes. 14 years ago? Yes. I was still in high school. How depressing is that? It was my first year in radio.

Oh, was it? Yeah. God, you are old. You would have been like the last year of high school. Yes, still high school. I was very young when I entered the radio industry, okay? Okay. I'm like the Doogie Howser of radio.

All right, who's up next? That's Fabian Street. Street. Fabian Street. He's from a place in Germany called Aachen. I think it's pronounced Aachen. That's racist. No, that's racist. I think it's pronounced Aachen.

A-A-C-H-E-N. You've got to get the infliction. German is a language where you've got to get the infliction right. No, I think they're over that. Aachen! No, okay, we'll stop that. He was born on the 15th of March 1995, which means he was 16 in 2011. And on the 15th of March, this was top of the chart.

Oh, gay anthem, everybody. How good. Such a good song from Lady Gaga. Very good birthday banger. Huge. Last one is for Lauren Griffiths. Oh, this is the girl that I saw. She posted on the Bree and Clint podcast page.

She was like, guys, can I please have my birthday banger done? And we managed to see it. Isn't that how everybody got submitted? No, but she submitted her own personal comment. Oh, I see. So she's like gone. You know, she's got special treatment. Favoritism. All right. Lauren. So she's like gone, you know, she's got special treatment. Favoritism.

All right. Lauren. So Lauren Griffiths, you've made it through. You're from Winchester in the UK. You were born on the 15th of March, 1993, which means you were 16 in 2009. And Loz, this is your re-release, obviously. This song was a hit in the 70s. I think the 80s.

80s, oh yeah. A hit for Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton in 1983. A version of the song was later released as a single for Comic Relief, sung by comedians. So they're comedians, Vanessa Jenkins and Bryn West. Oh, she's no Dolly. She's a comedian. I'm just saying, this is like listening to Friday Oaky.

No, this is way better than Friday Oaky. I would have given the win to Islands in the Stream if it was the original. The original is hard to beat. Yeah, but it ain't. So we're choosing from, well, you can choose whatever you want. I feel like it's probably Lady Gaga, right? I'm voting Lady Gaga. Okay, the winner of Birthday Banger.

International. Keep talking while I find it. Is, of course, the massive hit from Lady Gaga's second album. Keep heading it out. That is a big, you know, gay anthem. And just not gay anthem, but just for anyone out there that feels a little bit different. It's called Ball This Way.

Keep going, keep going, keep going. Lady Gaga from 2011. Here it is. No, no, a little bit more. No, that's all I've got. Pan it out a little bit more. I've almost found all I've got. Pan it out a little bit more. I've almost found it. I've almost found it.

I can see that you've already got it. I'm just rewinding the tape. Just a little bit more. You're a professional. Talk for a living. Here it is. It doesn't matter. Too long, too long, too long.

Okay, all right. H-I-M-E-M-E-M-E-M Just put your paws up. Because you were born this way, baby. She doesn't say that anymore, eh? No, she doesn't, does she? Just remember, copyright law means this will get cut off at some point. The chorus. Oh, it's so disappointing. You're such an arsehole.

He did that. No, that was copyright law. No, that was nothing to do. That was copyright law. You did that. Pri, I'm protecting you. That is a hate crime against gay people. You're a prick. You're a homophobic. You're a hate crime against gay people. You're a prick. You're a homophobic.

You're a hate crime against intellectual property. Homophobic. Homophobic. Give us our voice. Here's the podcast, everybody. Bree and Clint. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing Zedim on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Oh, hey, everybody. How you going? Brie and Clint.

I'm going fantastic because it's a Friday and this is what we have to do on the show today. We potentially can give away $100,000. There's two chances at that. Yeah. We've got tickets to Lauv. There's a chances at that. Yeah. We've got tickets to Lowe's. There's a double pass. Oh, yeah, forgot about that.

Yeah. We've also got the Q Jumper. That's right. If you registered, there's still time. We could be calling you to have a guess at 5 p.m. for $100,000. Yes. And we're also giving away a $10,000 trip to the USA, all thanks to House of Travel.

Damn, this is the hottest show on the radio. It is. This might be the greatest radio show of all time. How did I even forget? We've also got Friday Oaky. I mean, that brings us down a little bit. Oh, damn, you really just brought us back down to earth there. That brings it down a little bit.

Today for Friday Oaky, we're singing Bree's Choice of... I just don't know if it's still... I've recorded mine, it's fine. I still don't know if it's the... I've recorded mine, it's fine. I still don't know if it's the right song for us to be doing. Why? Today we're doing Missy Elliott. Is it worth it? Let me work it.

I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it. It's your opinion if it's wet and yet... People wanted, what does Missy Elliott sound like sung by a really white guy and an Australian? You'll find out at five o'clock. I don't want a big note myself. I feel like it might be the best Friday Oki I've ever done. Really?

And I mean, that's not saying much if you've heard my other ones. We're also going to kick into a few more Friday jams too. It is Friday. And we're going to keep the mood up a little bit. Let's go, Brittany. There's lots of stressful shit around at the moment. It's all in the news.

But keep your head up. If you've got a Friday jam, we'd love to hear your suggestion on 9696. Yeah, here's a bit of Britney on ZDM. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. This is interesting, and you can do this actually if you want to, if you can really be bothered. I've just given you your wallet, Brie.

Everyone's like, it's a Friday, Clint. Why are you making me do stuff? I'm on my own. Do an experiment with me. Okay? Honestly, entertain me. You're so annoying, Clint. Just let me drive. Humour me for a second. Make me laugh, Clint, dammit.

You dance. You dance for the band, Clint. No, I want you to look in your wallet and then text me how much money Have you got in there right now Cash How much cash is in your wallet? I've got a big wallet Yeah, Brie has a

It's not a wallet Brie has a passport holder As a wallet It's a travel wallet Yeah, but you're not travelling anywhere Yeah, but technically still a wallet How much cash have you got? Hold on

I've got some Burger King vouchers I've got $5 Australian Oh, I've got $50 I've got $50 Damn I've got some Burger King vouchers. I've got $5 Australian. Oh, I've got $50. I've got $50. Damn. I've got $50 Kiwi. I've got a Sir Aparana Natai in my wallet.

How good. I've got... Oh, you've got $50 as well. I've got some stamps. Yeah. Interesting. I think we might be in the minority as far as cash. I've got some Prezi cards. It goes.

And they say... Yeah. One says... Where did you get a Prezi card from? Oh. And they say... Yeah. One says... Where did you get a Prezi card from? Oh, this one says it's got $310 on it. Have you been doing jobs under the table and getting paid in Prezi cards? I bet it's expired. I don't think Prezi cards expire.

I think they do. Expires end of 0921. 0921. Oh, you got ages, mate. That's fine. Let's spend this on something. There's news out today that they think that New Zealand will be completely

cash-free by the year 2023. No more cash. Places will stop accepting it and just no one will have it. The way things are going, the way we're moving towards things like, not just FPOS, but do you use Google Pay or Apple Pay on your phone?

No, I'm not the person that uses it on my phone yet. Why not? Because I'm scared. What are you scared of? Scared my phone will get stolen and someone will two-face me and take my face and put it onto their face and then be able to open my phone and then be able to buy anything, their groceries

or something with my phone. And yet you've still got your FPOS card in your wallet. Yeah, that's different. How's that different? All they need is that card and they can pay away whatever they want. No, they can only pay wave under $100. Yeah, we'll just do it in $100 installments. Yeah, but that'll look suspicious.

Don't be suspicious. Anyway, anyway, most people are... Can you not sing viral TikToks? Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. I't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Eric and Soon, this is it. Your phone and maybe a pay wave will be the thing.

I say... Nah, that's annoying. I say no, it won't, because no one in New Zealand has pay wave. No one has pay wave. Yeah. Get with the gosh darn program, New Zealand. It's 2020.

Get fricking pay way. Gosh darn it. I'm trying to be sensitive here, but I'm very angry. You know what I'm angry about, though, is that I hate if they're taking all the money away, then you can't keep charging us to use our cards. Yeah, they drop that too. But if there's coronavirus and we're not meant to touch each other, let me pay wave. Let me lightly hover over the machine

at the drive-thru and collect my delicious food without ever touching your dirty terminal. You know? Get with the program, New Zealand. That's the worst place to touch the Air Force machine, isn't it? God. And I know there'll be small businesses out there

listening going, It costs a lot of money. It costs us a lot of money to have pay wave. Well, then I'm not mad at you. Maybe I'm mad at... No, I am. Maybe I'm mad at the PayWave company. Put it on the price of the thing I'm purchasing. Actually, yeah, just put it on.

Just put it on. Put the 50 cents on or something. If it's 3%, what's 3% of a sparkling duet? Is it going to increase it to $1.03? I'm fine with that. If I can PayWave it, just rack the price up. I don't care anymore. I don't care.

I dare you to take the $50 note. Yeah. And you can give it to me if you want. Yeah. Because, I mean, money's going to be. What's the other option? No, there is no other option. You dare me to give you the $50 note?

I was going to say something else, and then I realised probably not in the current climate. Are you going to say lick it? No, why would you think that? It's not best practice, New Zealand. It's not what we're here to do as a show. Ever, to be honest, ever. Don't ever do that.

We're just here to say, as a show, are we pro-pay wave? Pro-pay wave, baby. There you go. This is interesting. Obviously, toilet paper is the hottest commodity at the moment, especially with the stock market crashing and everyone's KiwiSaver plummeting down to nothing. If you've got a good supply of toilet paper is the hottest commodity at the moment especially with the stock market crashing and everyone's kiwi saver plummeting down to nothing if you've got a good

supply of toilet paper it's like gold bullion at the moment you know it's very very very tradable and very valuable but it's hard to come by are people trading it well they should be if they're not they should be one of my friends um saw katie perry in concert i think it was like two days ago in australia yeah and she wrapped up a thing of toilet paper and gave it to Katy Perry. That's nice. And Katy Perry was like, this is the nicest gift I've gotten in a while.

Yeah, it's from the heart. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a tip from your old friends at Bunnings Warehouse about how you can survive the toilet paper apocalypse. Obviously, people are stocking up on things like Quilton and Cotton Softs and whatever else in the supermarket. I do love

some Quilton. But that's a single roll mentality. At best, one of those double rolls, you know? Or a triple roll. Triple roll, yeah, yeah. Which you've never seen before. Bunnings offering you the chance to buy the Bunnings Mega Rolls of toilet paper. And when we say

Mega Roll, think about the rolls And when we say Mega Roll, think about the rolls that you have in your workplace. Industrial. Industrial sized. And they're inside that big plastic cabinet thing. You can buy from Bunnings for $42, eight rolls of Jumbo Toilet Roll, which measures two and a half kilometres long. Yep.

That's a lot of bog roll. Which they think will last you an entire year. Should last you an entire year. A year. Two and a half kilometres should get you through the year. Yeah, for $42. For $42. $42 is pretty good.

And you're sitting there going, I don't want to put that sandpaper anywhere near my precious bee hole. It is not the best. But, one, it's made by Kleenex. And two, it's two-ply. Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's goodx and two, it's two-ply. Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's good. Yeah, but it's two-ply. I used to steal that exact toilet paper from my work.

Definitely not this work. I've changed my ways. But my last workplace, and let me tell you, it was only emergencies. Right. Because it wasn't very good. Well, arguably we're approaching one. I hear what you're saying. You're going, Clint, the Bunnings jumbo toilet tissue roll

won't fit on my toilet roll holder. I was going to say, where do I put that thing? That's where I've got you sorted as well. I've Googled around. If you just search jumbo toilet roll holder, you can get one of those big plastic cabinets that unlocks with the key for $19.95. And it'd look wonderful in your bathroom.

Install it and then it's ready to go. You may as well install a urinal in your bathroom at home. Yeah, that saves water. That's a good idea too. No, no. That's horrific. There's not a man out there who wouldn't like a urinal in his house. No, it would be very hard to resell that home.

No, no, no, not to a man. If the man has a woman by his side. He's our direct line into the States at the moment where these guys are really reacting very quickly to this COVID-19 crisis. Dean McCarthy, good afternoon. Hello, guys. Yeah, look, it is absolutely insane in America right now. I can't even put into words.

Everything's being cancelled. Everywhere you go, cinemas are closing down. Everything is just literally a no-go. Nickelodeon Choice Awards closed. Every sporting event closed. Every sporting event, closed. The LA Pride, which is like the Mardi Gras for America, closed. Everything has just stopped. One person, though, is making money off this, which is so random.

You know Soulja Boy? Do you know who that is? How could we forget? Soulja Boy. That sounded nothing like it, Dean. Good try, though. Soldier Boy. Soldier Boy.

Yeah. How is he making money, Dean? He invested in a soap company a year ago, and it has, as you can imagine, 3,000 times its profits. It's gone up 3,000%. It's called the Soap Shop. Hey, Soulja Boy. Anyway, he is rolling in the cash and while we're all rolling in the hand

sanitizer. So if you are someone who invested in a soap company like Soulja Boy or anything like that, you are seriously making some bank. What a random thing for Soulja Boy, the rapper, to invest in. He's a weird guy, and yet he has like two songs, and somehow he's still relevant. That's right. His other song was Crank That.

No, this is Crank That. Oh, what was the other song? Kiss Me Through the Phone. Kiss Me Through the Phone. I joke. He has a few songs, but yeah, yeah. Anyway, he's a soap millionaire. Thanks, Dean.

That's the latest out of the United States where, yeah, Dean's right. Everything is closed. The NBA is cancelled. The Major League Baseball is cancelled. It is just, well, it's all just shut down for the foreseeable future anyway. So as they try and get a hold on COVID-19, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. I want your belly

And that summer feeling I don't know if I could ever go without Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Water in sugar high I just wanna taste it I just wanna taste it

What I'm in sugar high I just want to taste it Watermelon sugar I just want to taste it I just want to taste it Watermelon sugar ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Harry Styles, Watermelon Sugar. Have you watched his Sledgehammer yet? His cover of Sledgehammer? Yeah, I watched it quite a few days ago now. Did you like it? Yeah, it was awesome. It was great.

That's how he's wearing that outfit. Yeah. The outfit. What was it? Green pants, purple jumper and pearls? Yeah. And a lace collar. Yes. Very different. Expressing himself a lace collar. Yes, very different. Expressing himself to the max. The secret sound is on the way very soon

before then. Producer Ben's in the studio. Hi, Producer Ben. G'day, guys. What did we do wrong? No, nothing. It's just the high-low time. Well, it's the only time you come into the studio. Yeah, it's true. It's the only time allowed in the studio. You guys, you know, keep a strict order. Yeah, well, there was that time you came in and you did that thing.

Yeah, that's just it. We don't. Yeah, yeah. I'm with Bree. You know, and we had to go to HR. Whoa, okay. We did have to go. Actually, let's get you your own little box, actually.

Yeah, okay. This is the high-low. Previously with Zed-In's Brain Clips. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brain Clips highs and lows to the high points of the week and the low points of the week. But this week, I thought I'd change it up a little with the best calls of the week. Earlier this week we asked you, what do you see on a community page?

And it turns out Jordan is part of a beatboxing community page, so we put him to the test. Jordan, do you have a positive story about using your community Facebook page? I'm one of the owners of New Zealand Beatbox Community. Okay. Do you want to drop a quick beatbox for us over the phone, Jordan? Oh, good idea. I would love to. Go on then.

We'd love to hear it. Please. Damn. Pardon you, Jordan. If I'm not mistaken, I think that was an acoustic performance of Sandstorm. Off the back of asking you guys, are you rich? We had a very funny call from someone who wanted to stay anonymous. And fair enough.

Tell us why you're rich. What's your numbers look like? Oh, you've got $2 million in your bank account right now. Wait, not even like you own a $2 million house. Like, when you log into your internet banking, it says $2 million. Yeah, it's real. Yes, it's real.

It's real good. I'm referring to it. I keep scrolling to the left. It's real. It's real. Yeah, right. Far out. That is one of the most obnoxious things I've ever heard.

Last weekend, Bree and her partner went away and had a silly fight over Monopoly Deal, of all things. So we asked you what your silly fight was over. And Julianne called up and told us this. Julianne, what was the stupid thing you and your partner fought over? My husband and I were playing Pictionary with some friends. Oh, here we go, another one. And the word was a heel of a foot.

But he drew a hill hoping I would I would get a hill. He said something to the effect of how dumb do you need to be? Oh no. I reacted.

Yes. He put his hand up like don't speak to me. Yep. So I stabbed him with a pencil in the hand. You stabbed him with a pencil?

Until today he will not play Pictionary with me. No because you stabbed him. Yeah because you stabbed him. And pencil. Julian! From today, he will not play Pictionary with me. Yeah, because you stabbed him. And finally, in our Best Calls edition of Brian Cliff's High and Low, I present Bridget, who called up to admit she's a very, very bad driver. You might be the worst driver in New Zealand, Bridget. Probably.

Tell us why. Yeah, what's your track record? I've crashed every car I've owned. Every car? Yeah. Well, other's your track record? I've crashed every car I've owned. Every car? Yeah. Well, other than the one that I currently drive. Well, not yet anyway. How many cars are we talking about?

What, six? Six? You crashed six cars. And is the reason that you get a new car because you crashed the old one? Yeah. Wow. Can you imagine all the cars when you're picking a new car? They're like, not me, not me.

And that's another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows. Well, a special edition of it anyway. Catch you this time next week. Hey, thanks, Ben. We've got good callers who listen to this show and contribute to the show every day. We really, really appreciate you guys, so thank you for that. Some of them can't be put on air at this time of day.

Yeah, the ones that come in later in the show. But we appreciate those too. Some of them can't be put on air at this time of day. Yeah, the ones that come in later in the show. But we appreciate those too. We've got $100,000 up for grabs. All you need to know is what is the secret sound? Simple, right? We've played you the sound. We've played it a heap of times by now.

That's it right there. It's worth $100,000. We're opening the phone lines right now if you want to have a guess. Let's make some noise now. $100,000 air. ZM's $100,000 secret sound. Call now to win. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Safely borrow up to $3,000 online with Save My Bacon.

T's and C's apply. Look, I asked people to call just before if they knew or were close to people with the names Matt, Emma, Karen or Joshua. Yeah. Now, I'm just winging this because I've found this information on the internet. There's a study that's been done, which essentially has included about 3,000 people. And they've pretty much mapped out their spending habits to calculate who were the most generous and who were the tightest. Based off their name?

Based off their name. Okay. So they've come up with, you know, some results, and the top names for, I'm not going to say which categories, but the top names for either generous or tightest were Matt, Emma, Karen and Joshua. All right. So I wanted to do a bit of a test. See if it matches up.

See if it matches up. Okay, right. So we're not going to say which names are associated with which yet. We just want to get a bearing with people on the phone, if they know people with these names, if they're tight or if they're generous. Let's start with Tim. Tim's called through. Hi, Tim. Hi, Tim.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. Which name do you know? Matt. Matt. How close are you with the Matt that you know? No, he's my brother. He's your what, sorry? Brother. Okay, so you're pretty close.

Pretty close. So would you say if you had to, Matt, your brother, is he generally pretty tight with his money or is he generous? He's pretty generous, yeah. Pretty generous. Okay, perfect. All right, so we're going to put Matt down as generous. Perfect. Okay, that's all the information.

That's all we need for now? Okay, cool. Let's talk to Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hello. Hello. Now, which name need for now? Okay, cool. Let's talk to Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hello. Now, which name of those do you know? Karen.

Okay, Karen. Does she like to talk to the manager? No. She's quite shy, so no, she wouldn't go there. Okay, amazing. All I need to know, Jackie, is your mum quite tight or quite generous? Generous. Okay, generous for Karen.

Perfect. Thank you so much, Jackie. Appreciate it. Let's get Hayley on. Yeah, Hayley will help us with this. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi.

Hello. Which name of those people do you know? My sister's called Emma. Okay, great. And would you say your sister is tight or generous? Very generous. Oh, no, someone's going to be wrong. No, someone's going to be wrong.

Okay. Are you definitely generous? Like if you guys went out for lunch, she'd shout you? It's more when it comes to presents at Christmas and birthdays. Oh, she's a good present buyer. That counts. That's a good sign. And let's talk to Ben.

Hey, Ben. Hey there, how are you? Good, man. Turn that radio down for us. Oh, sorry, mate. Cool, no worries. Which name Ben. Hey, Ben. Hey there, how are you? Good, man. Turn that radio down for us. Oh, sorry, mate. Cool, no worries. Which name do you know, Ben? I know a Josh.

Okay, we'll take Josh. Pretty close to Joshua. Oh, Joshua, yeah. Is he tight or is he generous? He is extremely stingy, so tight. Okay. All right, perfect. Who is he to you? He's just a real didn't want to hurt anyone. All right. Perfect. Who is he to you?

He's just a real close mate. Real close mate. Real close. I'm sure he'd love to hear this on the radio right now. Okay, cool. He's hopefully his last name. Okay, sweet. Yeah, well, maybe you'll get the hint.

So our experiment, Bree, says that Karen is generous. Yes. Emma is generous. Matt is generous. And Josh is tight. Okay. Well, the results from the OnBuy.com survey revealed the most generous people are Karen's and Joshua's.

Okay. Okay. So it doesn't, I mean, it adds up for Karen. Yeah. Not so much Joshua, who apparently is very tight. Yeah. He was meant to be generous. He was meant to be generous. He was meant to be generous.

Okay. And then, of course, that leaves the stingiest people called Matt and Emma. Really? Wow. It's an interesting twist on this social experiment. Emma is here on the phone, and you know someone with every single name on that list. Absolutely. And you're on the list. I was. Absolutely. And you're on the list.

I was going to say, you're on the list. I want to know from you, Emma, are you stingy? I am so generous. It's a flaw. Really? Oh, look, absolutely, yeah. I'm so generous. What about the rest?

I'm always running out of money. Yeah, but what does stingy person say that? Yeah, what about the... Now, Matt's my brother and he's very tight. Okay, well, that lines up. That lines up. Who's your Karen? Karen, not so close with.

I imagine she's quite tight too. Yeah, that's good. Yep. And Josh, also another colleague, very tight. Did you just call up to hate on all these people you know? Yeah, and do you know what? It feels so damn good. Well, you're welcome, Emma.

Good to get that off your chest this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second. All right, that time of the week, Clint and I go head to head. Songs are played.

First one to buzz in, guess the name, and artist of the song gets a point. First to three wins the game. Katrina, who are you choosing to play the one second song challenge on your behalf today? Oh, tricky. I think I'll go with Brie. Okay.

Do this, Trina. All right, if Brie wins, you get the fuel, and Danny, if I win it, you get the fuel, okay? Cool as, that sounds good. Sweet. Producer Ben is running the game today. Producer Ben, anything we need to know about the one second song challenge today? That's my mic on.

That's my mic on. Second mic, second mic, second mic. Here we go. Sorry. Producer Ellie's away. Ben's running the game and we've got Harry on the buttons. No, there's nothing you should know, just as Norman and Ellie, she chose these songs before she left

so you're in for a bit of a surprise. Okay, cool. Okay. There I am. Cool. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. Song number one, Harry. Oh, do you guys want to test your buzzers? Or are you confident? Yeah, may as well. Okay, when you're ready. Oh, she's lagging. Oh, no she's not.

As per usual. Oh, Clint seems to go straight away. Okay, here you're ready. Oh, she's lagging. Oh, no, she's not. As per usual. There she is. Oh, Clint seems to go straight away. Okay. Here we go, guys. Again. Bree. L-A-B in the air.

She's got it. Okay. All right. One nil to Bree. Okay. Okay. Song number two. Here we go. Bree again. Work from home, Fifth Harm Bree. Okay, song number two. Here we go.

Bree again. Work From Home, Fifth Harmony. Is this working? One of my favourite songs. Incredibly topical at the moment. I was going to say incredibly topical. Hang on, hang on. So's In The Air.

Yeah. Oh, I see what's happening. Alright, if the next song is Sneeze Into Your Elbow, then I know this is rigged. Oh, I see what's happening. Alright, if the next song is Sneeze Into Your Elbow, then I know this is rigged. Okay, here we go. Your third song. When you're ready, Harry. Clint. Damn it, I don't know. I just couldn't stand to lose

that point. I know it! I know it! That is The Weeknd and Blinding Lights. He's got it. I knew it was in me. I knew it was in me. I knew it was in me. Nice, mate. Okay, here we go.

2-1 to Bree. Here we go. When you're ready, Harry. Clint. Baby, I like your stuff. Nips in your ass. One way, back way.

It's Drake and One Dance. Oh, he's got it. Yes! Okay. Are you guys ready for tie break? Harry, hit it. Clint.

Troye Sivan. Damn it! Troye Sivan. Troye Sivan. It's not youth. Me! Come on! Three.

Troye Sivan. Two. One. Come on, mate. Kings, don't worry about it. No, that is wrong. No. No.

We'll go. I don't have any idea what that is. Keep it going. Troye Sivan, My My My. Yeah. Harry, you can't fire off the hook. That was so not a worthy win. You've got to admit, I was closer than you, though.

You thought it was Kings. Yeah, well, as soon as he played the rest of it, I knew what it was. Somewhat controversially, Danny, I've won some mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. Cool, thank you so much. That was a good one. No worries. Danny, enjoy that.

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And it's something that parents will probably relate to. Because dad of six, Jacob Brown is his name, posted to Facebook an incident with some pictures of his foot. And he said, you know, this is what it's like living with six children. Accidents happen. Yes, that is a crayon stuck deep in my foot. He empowered himself on a crayon. So picture this.

It's his foot and I think it's between the third toe and his second last toe. Yep. In the webbing. And the crayon's gone into the webbing. And it's like halfway in. So he's obviously walked directly into it. So what he said happened is that the crayons were lying on the floor. He has slipped on the wood floorboards and the crayon has gotten stuck between the side of the wall and his foot and it's gone into the webbing of his toes.

He's been crucified by a crayon. Yeah. He's been crayola-rucified. Anyway, he ended up having to get quite a few stitches. They had to take the crayon out, obviously. Yeah. And someone was like, hey, look on the bright side, at least it wasn't Lego. ended up having to get quite a few stitches. They had to take the crayon out, obviously. Yeah. And someone was like, hey, look on the bright side,

at least it wasn't Lego. That's what I automatically thought it would be. Yeah. When you said dad gets impaled by something, I thought, oh yeah, Lego. It's a green crayon. This is the issue with having six kids, is you ain't got time to pick anything up.

Like, when are you ever going to clean up? That's when you teach the kids to pick up stuff. Yeah. They're like a miniature cleaning factory. I don't know if that's how they work. No, but hey, in my household they will learn quickly. But if there's six of them, they outnumber you. You're like, okay kids, you're going to learn to clean up.

And they're just going to go, are we just? Because looking at you, there's only one of you and there's six of us. And that's when you turn the Wi-Fi off. I've already got this thing down, Pat. I want to know from people, it doesn't have to be a parent-related injury. It can be anything. But what did you get impaled by?

Oh, yeah. Like, I want to know. I'm trying to think of situations where this would have happened to people. A friend of mine got a fence post in her thigh. You know those spiked old school steel? She was sitting on a wall and she hopped down and didn't know that there was a low fence there below her. And it went inside her thigh.

She was stuck on the fence. The fire service had to come over and cut the fence off. And she took the fence with her to hospital. Yeah, no, I got it. If you can't handle that and you're asking people to call with what they got impaled by, you're in for a rude awakening. That's what we're going to get. I'm mentally preparing myself now.

Yeah, right, okay. Did you get impaled by something? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. No rude calls. Yeah, we're not here to... Not like that. Not this afternoon. What impaled you?

That's what we're asking this afternoon. What went in you? What happened to go in you? A dad has happened to have gotten a crayon go into his foot. I don't even know what I was saying there. A dad of six has stood on a crayon. It's gone into the webbing of his toes. It's impaled him.

They've had to pull it out, stitch him up. The pictures are not good. Do we know what colour crayon it was? It was green, I think. Yeah, right. Like that matters. No, just, yeah, no, true. So we want to know, what have you been impaled by on $800?

Samantha's here. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good. Was it you that got impaled or on our 800 dials at M? Samantha's here. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good. Was it you that got impaled or someone else? It was my mum.

Oh, no. What happened to your mum? She was like in the lounge and she, I don't know, somehow stood on a knitting needle and they're not even really that sharp, but it went through her foot at the bottom near your pinky toe and then ended up you could feel it on the top near the big toe. Did it poke out the other side? No, you could just feel it like on the top.

Was that the end of her knitting? No, she still knits. Yeah, get back on the horse. Who knew knitting was such a risky sport? Right, she's a wild woman. Tim's here. Hey, Tim. Hi, Tim.

What happened to you, Tim? Did you get impaled by something? Yeah, I forked on a wild woman. Tim's here. Hey, Tim. Hi, Tim. Hi, mate. What happened to you, Tim? Did you get impaled by something? Yeah, a fork on a motorbike, the foot rest. Oh, yeah, I know the ones. You got impaled by a foot rest on a motorbike. Were you riding with no shoes on? Oh, no, we had shoes on, but just like your jandals, because jandals are safe.

You were riding. That is not counted as shoes on when you're riding a motorbike. Did it go into your leg or into your foot? It went into my shin, if you feel the two bones. Oh, not your shin, your ankle, sorry. Yeah. Right, so again, something that riding boots would have prevented possibly? Yeah, probably.

He's like, I don't need you to tell me that. Yeah, but they were my best pair of jandals. Dylan, welcome to the show. Hi, Dylan. Hi, how you doing? Good. Was this you that got impaled? Yeah, it was.

What happened? Yeah, it was. I used to be a butcher. Oh, no. And I was slicing bacon. Oh, no. And I went to go and get the phone. My mum got it.

So I went back to continue slicing bacon and just pushed my hand straight into the bacon slicer. Oof. And it was like pretty traumatic but I've got like this really cool scar and it looks like

a smiley face so I'm going to get a tattoo with like two eyes and a tongue and like so it looks like a smiley face. Yeah, well there's always

that I guess. Oh, the glass half full. Hey Dylan. Yeah, no. It was pretty intense. Thank you. Oh, the glass half full. Hey, Dylan. Yeah, no, I was pretty intense. Thank you. There's a really funny text on the text machine. Yeah. Someone texted through because we're asking,

what did you get impaled by? They said, my first high school party, there was an older guy there. We'd had a few lemonades and he tried to jump the fence, which happened to be an iron one with spikes along the top. He ended up slipping and it impaled up his bum. Ooh. Barracuda.

And at a high school party too. Oh my God. You know you're going to get teased for that. That poor bastard. You're going to be Fint Bum Guy for the rest of your life. Chum. Hi, Chum. Hey, guys.

Hey. That wasn't you that got impaled up the bum, was it, Chum? You would like to know, wouldn't you? Bum Chum. That's why I asked. Chum Bum. What did you get impaled by, Chummy Me Old Friend? All right.

So it wasn't me. It was one of my boys at work, and he managed to impale himself with a drill on the downstairs region. Ah! How did he manage that? How, yeah. How was that even an accident? Why would that thing even be out in the open when you're using a drill? Well, it wasn't.

It wasn't for everyone to see, but what happened was I'm a commercial abseiler, so I was installing a downpipe on a 20-story building. And he was climbing up to drill the next bit of the pipe in. And as he was climbing, the drill was sitting on his lap. It went through his pants and into his downstairs. And instead of putting it in reverse to get it out, he drilled it again. Oh!

I like something about Mary. Oh! Are we talking the Franks and the beans? No. It's just the Frank. The Frank. The Frank. Yeah.

It's like a shish kebab. We got down from the drill and he pulled his harness down and pulled everything down in broad daylight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, got it, got it, got it. Just a question. Is it still functional? Like, do you know the guy now?

Does it still work? I don't know if I can say this one going to him anyway. He says it's a pleasure now. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Br Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday Oki. Here we go. Every Friday we go into the booth

with a professional audio engineer. We spend 15 minutes laying down a track and then you decide who did a better job in that 15 minutes. You also pick

the song we sing and this week you picked Bree's choice Missy Elliott. Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down

flip it and reverse it. It's your Such a banger Such an incredibly Challenging tune Which makes it harder When it's so popular Yeah it's so well loved You know Like you know

Every inflection Every pitch change Everything Every bit of timing In the song Makes it very difficult So we've done it It'll be your job to vote On who you think Did a better job Everything, every bit of timing in the song. Makes it very difficult. So we've done it.

It'll be your job to vote on who you think did a better job. So listen to both and then you'll be able to have your say. Brie chose the song. Brie goes first. Here it comes, everybody. Come on. I'd like to get to know ya so I can show ya. Put the hurting on ya like I told ya. Give me all your numbers so I can phone ya

You girl actin' sick, then call me over Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa Call before you come, I need to shave my chucha You do or you don't, all I will, I won't ya Go downtown, eat it like a vulture See my hips and my tips, don't ya? See my ass and my lips, don't ya? Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya This the kind of beat that go ratata

Ratatata, t-t-t-tata Sex me so good I say blah blah blah Work it, I need a glass of water Boy oh boy, it's good to know ya Is it worth it? Let me work it I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it It's y'all from Benibbizwenyen It's y'all from Benibbizwenyen There you go. There's Bree's take.

I am pretty happy with that, I will say. Yeah. How many takes did you get the lyrics right? That was one take Was it? Yeah Very good I know that song pretty well though, so hence why I picked it, I think

Okay, part two in our all Caucasian rap special Here comes my Missy Elliott This is a DJ Clint exclusive Come on! I'd like to get to know ya so I can show ya Put a hurtin' on ya like I told ya Give get to know ya so I can show ya. Put a hurting on ya like I told ya. Give me all your numbers so I can phone ya. Your girl

acting stank then call me over. Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa. Come before you come, I need to shave my cha-cha. You do or you don't or you will I woach ya. Go downtown, eat it like a vulture. See my hips and my tips, don't ya? See my ass and my lips, don't ya? See my ass and my lips, don't ya?

Lost a few pounds in my waist, boy ya This the kind of beat that goes rat-ta-ta Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta I'm in the ghetto Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah Work it, I need a glass of water Boy, oh boy, it's good to know ya Is it worth it? Let me work it

I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it It's true, I'll be ready if it's my near thumber It's true, I'll be ready if it's my near thumber Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it. Is Seraphine ready for Friday? Is Seraphine ready for Friday? If you've got a big meow, let me search you and find out how hard I've got to work you. Is Seraphine ready for Friday? Is Seraphine ready for Friday? Come on!

One of those has to win Friday Oki this week. We encourage feedback on the text machine, 9696, or you can call now to have your say. Who's your vote for? 0800 dial ZM. We love an honest review. We absolutely love it. Do we?

We're totally emotionally ready to take it. Yep. In fact, we're waiting for it. We're asking for it. Bree and Clint. Friday O.T. Every Friday, me versus Brie, Brie versus me in a singing competition. Neither of us are very good singers, so maybe it's good that we rapped this week.

Maybe it really took the edge off having to hit the notes, you know? I don't think we're all that great at rapping either, but we're better than singing, I think. We did Missy Elliott. Bree sounded like this. Like this. Excuse me, Bree sounded like this. Oh, my God. Bree sounded like this.

And mine sounded like this. Who got it though? Let's go to the votes. Who's starting? Monica, that's you. Hi. Who's your vote for on Friday Okie this week, though? Let's go to the votes. Who's starting? Monica, that's you. Hi. Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky this week, Mon? You made me laugh.

I'm voting for Brie. I don't know the words. Wait, wait, wait. I made you laugh. You're voting for Brie. Is that right? Yeah. Okay, no, sweet.

Cool. Thanks, Monica. I was also confused. I was like, what? Okay, Arwen, hey. Hi, Arwen. Hi. What's the deal? Who are you voting for this afternoon and Friday? I'm going to vote for Clint because he really made me laugh with the

I'm in the ghetto. A little bit of ad-libbing. Okay, thanks, Arwen. Appreciate it. Two votes, one all. Brooke's here. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi. What are you voting for this afternoon? Brooke, tell us. That was the killer, like the ultimate challenge just then. You guys

have made my week. I've never heard you so good. Seriously, I even got a text in. But Justin Bieber doesn't exist anymore, but Clint, you've just outdone it. Wow. Okay. I've no idea what you just said meant, but thank you.

Have I got your vote, Brooke? A hundred percent. Better than Justin Bieber. Better than Justin Bieber. Okay, now I understand what you're saying. Okay, thanks, Brooke. 2-1. Let's go to Amy.

Hey, Amy. Hi, Ames. Hi. Who's got it? Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky? Okay, I'm going to give a participation award for Clint for trying to be relevant with his TikTok thing. Yeah.

But the top award goes to Bree because she was on fire. Thanks, girl. Appreciate that. Thanks for giving the dad of the show a TikTok participation award.

Sometimes the original gets the votes. Jared, we don't often get to this, but we've got to a decider. So your vote is going to pick who wins Friday Oki this week. Brianna, Clinton, let's just say the enthusiasm,

the passion that rebelled across the radio when you guys performed was phenomenal. Thank you, Jared. We appreciate that. Now, one of you sounded like a carousel of Caucasian angels singing away. And today, the person who sung that song right to the beat was... Clinton. God, suspenseful. You've been taking tips from soundkeeper Gary Jarrett the way you dragged that thing out.

Thank you very much, mate. We appreciate your enthusiasm. Thanks, Jarrett. Have a good weekend, mate. Damn, who would have thought I'm the best Missy Elliott of the show, right? Who would have thought? I put my thing down, flip it, and then I reversed it. Thanks for your votes. That's Friday Oaky.

Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. That's three losses in a row for me now. Yeah, you need to pick up your game, mate. I need to go back to the drawing board. Do better. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. Three birthdays. We figure out what was number one on each of your 16ths. Kane's here. Hey, Kane. Hi, Kane.

How you doing? Good, how are you? Not too bad. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? October the 8th, 1980. All right.

You were 16 in 1996. That's a weird computer. Have we changed? We've had a few technical issues and our data's been wiped, but we've regained the wrong robot. That's our robot today, okay? Okay, all right. And on the 8th of October, 1996, this was Topping the Chart.

How good, Kane? Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, I do. My daughters in the car, they love it too. Yeah, right? It was the original TikTok viral song. Yeah, before anyone was filming it. Okay, Kane, hold there.

James is here. Hi, James. Hi, James. Hey, team. How are you doing? Good. How are you? Not too bad, thank you.

That's good. We'll do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 12th of August, 1937. All right. 19 what? 1977. Okay, perfect.

I thought I'd got it wrong, but I've got the right one here. You were 16 in 1993 on the 12th of August. And, James, this is your birthday banger. What do you think about this, James? What a tune. What a tune. This is Mr. Vain. This song's actually made it on for Birthday Banger before, hasn't it?

I think so, yeah. It's made it to air. I've done that in dance class before and it was the best time of my life. All right, James, that song sounds perfect for you. And Dean's going to play too. Hi, Dean. G'day, yeah. It's made it to where? I've done that in dance class before and it was the best time of my life. All right, James, that song sounds perfect for you. And Dean's going to play too. Hi, Dean. G'day, James. G'day, mate.

How's it going? Good. Dean, what's your birthday? 19th of December, 1982. All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 19th of July. And on that day, this topped the charts. From the City of Angels soundtrack. Good song, that one.

Good song. The Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. I love the Goo Goo Dolls. I love the Goo Goo Dolls too. They were so good. Some good 90s soft rock right there. Slide Away, is it? Yeah, Slide. Yeah, Slide. That was such there. Slide Away, is it? Yeah, Slide.

Yeah, Slide. That was such a tune. Yeah, okay. Wait there, Dean. What are we going to play? We've got the Macarena. We've got Mr. Vain. Who's Mr. Vain by?

Culture Shock? Culture Beat. Culture Beat. And Goo Goo Dolls Iris. Goo Goo Dolls is out for me for a Friday. Because it doesn't have the vibes for a Friday? It doesn't have the vibe for a Friday for me, but you can still vote for it. Call him Mr. Rainer. Call him Mr. Reina.

Call him Mr. Wrong. Oh, I do love the Macarena. My vote is the Macarena for a Friday. If you're looking for a Friday vibe, something that everybody can get down to, I'm going Macarena. I'll go Macarena. You'll do that with me? Yeah.

Okay, cool. Hey, congratulations. You're having a blinder. It's the computer's fault. You and the girls have won a birthday banger, Kane. Congratulations. Oh, we're safe. What are the girls' names, Kane?

Noah and Anna. This is for you, girls. You enjoy your weekend, okay, ladies? Yeah, beauty. Thank you. That's just worth it just for that. Bree and Clint did him. I am not trying to seduce you. When I dance they call me Magarena.

In the voice they say que soy buena. They all want me. They can't have me. So they all come and dance beside me. Mo with me. Chant with me. And if you, I'd take you home with me. Hala tu cuerpo, alegría, macarena, que tu cuerpo es pa' dar la alegría y cosa buena. Hala tu cuerpo, alegría, macarena, hey, macarena. Hi!

Hala tu cuerpo, alegría, macarena, que tu cuerpo es pa' dar la alegría y cosa buena. Hala tu cuerpo, alegría, Macarena Hey, Macarena Now don't you worry about my boyfriend The boy whose name is Vitorino I don't want him, couldn't stand him He was no good, so I Now, come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town, and his two friends were so fine

Pa' dar tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' dar la alegría y cosa buena He was out of town and his two friends were so fine. I am not trying to seduce you. ¡Suscríbete al canal! ¡Vamos! Bye. ¡Suscríbete al canal! ZM Bree and Clint it's a winner of Birthday Banger from Los Del Rio. That is the Macarena. This would have been so good too. Taking down Culture Beat and the Goo Goo Dolls. Oh, the amount of lycra that I wore to this song. What did you do it in?

It was like a jazz dance class. Right, I was going to say, you were not clubbing when this song came out. No. Let's hope not. How old are you? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint go beyond the hot dog with House of Travel. All right, this is huge.

For the last three weeks, we've been running a competition, thanks to our friends at House of Travel, to get somebody to the United States with a $10,000 trip. Yeah, that's right. We've had hot dog stands all around the country. We've been all around the country giving out specific codes and if you've entered the code you've entered the competition. We could be calling you back right now to give you this $10,000 trip. Yeah, you may have seen us outside your local House of Travel store.

It's been a lot of fun, actually, getting out there. We went to Invercargill. Giving out the dogs, the hot dogs to the peeps. We were in Tauranga. The Black Thunders have been all over the country. Oh, my God, I can't wait to call this person. This person's getting the good news. Hello, Emily speaking.

Hi, Emily, Bree and Clint calling from ZM. G'day. G'day, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Bloody great. It's sunny.

It's Friday. What else can I ask for? Oh, well. You could ask for something. You could ask for a $10,000 trip to the United States of America. Holy crap. Look. You'd need to ask for it, though.

You'd need to ask for it. You'd need to actually say the words. And don't do that to her. That's so mean because we do have some bad news, Emily. Oh, God. I have no idea what that could be. What is it? I mean, you have won the trip to America for $10,000.

Oh, my God. I'm freaking out. Holy moly. I'm not on the air, am I? Because I really want to swear, but I'm not going to, just in case. You don't swear. You are on the air at the moment. But that's huge, mate.

You're off to the States. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thank you guys so much. This is crazy. I've got to live in your old stepdaughter. And we've been wanting to go to the States to go to Disneyland or Disney World. And we've been saving.

Oh, my God. This is going to make the whole trip. Well, you're going to do it in absolute style, thanks to House of Travel. $10,000 is what the trip is worth. Can you imagine? You're going to be in style the whole time. I am going to eat so much food, it's not going to be funny. Well, Emily, congratulations.

You're off to the stage, thanks to House of Travel. Go beyond your expectations Go beyond your wildest dreams Visit the USA Well done Enjoy that trip Yeah Thank you so much

Wow Bree and Clint This was a very interesting Conversation That went down Yesterday on the show It was a lady It stemmed off a lady

In Florida Who met a guy on Tinder And they were talking. They were going to meet up for a date and then she found him on Facebook and saw that he was engaged, recently engaged. Yeah, and still on Tinder and still taking dates. Yeah. Anyway, she decided she would find his fiancé and send her the screenshots

and tell her everything, which, I mean, obviously they don't know each other, but, you know, she decided that that's what she wanted to do and expose him as a cheater. Yeah, call it girl code, call it strong moral compass, whatever. She decided that she needed to do something about it to this person that she didn't know. Yeah, and we asked you guys on 0800DIALZM, have you exposed a cheater or have you, you know, stayed out of it? What did you decide to do?

A lot of texts came through. We didn't get to these texts, but there's a lot of interesting ones. Someone texted through and they said, I found my mate's girlfriend on Tinder and I freaked out and immediately sent a screen grab to my friend. Turns out they were in a polyamorous relationship. That was one of the ones we got yesterday. They said, how do you know the ins and outs of their relationship?

You don't, but I think most people would assume that your relationship is monogamous, right? Yeah, I think people would assume, and you know what? They probably wouldn't have been offended. Nah. They probably would have been like, hey, thanks for letting me know, but we're actually, you know, this is the arrangement we have. By the way, what are you know what? They probably wouldn't have been offended. Nah. They probably would have been like, hey, thanks for letting me know, but we're actually, you know, this is the arrangement we have. By the way, what are you doing later? That's not how it works.

By the way, me and him are off out for dinner. Table for three? Someone else texted through and they said, I told a girl I worked with that her boyfriend was cheating on her and had some pretty horrible screenshots to prove it. So it's always good to have proof if you're, you know, dobbing someone in. We kind of reached the decision that you need proof yesterday, right?

Yeah, I think so because this person said she confronted him and he managed to talk his way out of it and they are still together. It's not your problem after that. Yeah, you've done your bit. You've done your bit. It's not your job to convince her. Yeah. If you feel morally obliged to share the information you have,

that's all you have to do. Yeah, and then it's up to them what happens after that. Kind of sad that he's obviously manipulated her so much that she believes him, especially if there's proof. Like if there's proof. I'd love to know what the proof was. I think it was screenshots of texts. Yeah, but screenshots of texts?

Yeah, I think so, yeah. Someone else texted through, they said, I met a guy at a wedding and we went on a couple of dates and we were texting, had a great connection and then we just randomly stopped, he just randomly stopped replying to me and we were meant to meet up

but then text back 24 hours later and that time found on Facebook, he actually blocked me on Facebook because his girlfriend was in his profile picture. Whoa. I told the girlfriend, I sent her all the screenshots and then she said to me that I had created all the texts,

not my business if they're still together. It's like that situation that's going on on Married at First Sight Australia at the moment. Oh, yeah, like where Stacey and what's his name? Michael. I refuse to learn their names because I can't stand any of them. But the situation where he's cheated on her and she's blaming the girl.

She's going, you took advantage of him. You know he likes to party. You took advantage of him when he was drunk. I think the biggest part for me is that she's like, we hooked up. I'm telling you we hooked up. I have nothing to lose by telling you this. I'm telling you the truth. And he goes, I don't remember if it happened,

but that means it didn't happen. And then Stacey goes, oh, okay, well, I'll believe you then. Like, how does that work? Well, you have been my husband for seven days, so I choose you. You want one more. Yeah, right? Yeah. You want one more.

Well, we were married as strangers by a panel of fake experts, so this is forever. It's got to be. One more text that someone sent through. Someone said, I was the mistress for six years to a guy who was in a marriage who was very unhappy but he was scared of losing his kids. He had been dobbed in. Had he been dobbed in, sorry, I would have felt so sick.

We were very careful. He is now my partner after deciding he was strong enough to leave and I trust him with everything. We've been together properly for two years well that's from the other woman that's from the mistress they and that she'd been a mistress for six years with him that's quite incredible isn't that crazy so eventually after six years he did leave how would she I'm not I'm not judging this person at all it's your life and you obviously found what works for you but I wonder how she would feel if she found out

that he had been doing the same thing to her. Like, you say you trust him completely. It's hard, isn't it? But then you go, well, I guess it was in his DNA all along. I don't know. It's very difficult. And it's not black and white. It never is black and white. No. No situation like this is. Which is why

we said yesterday, because we were trying to get to a point of going, is it right to dob in a cheetah? I think it's case by case. And that's what we got to yesterday, didn't we? And I still believe that now too, yeah. I mean, I've done it before. Especially my friends. I'm telling them.

Did it work out? Yeah, because my friends believed me. That's lucky. Well, I mean, if you've got a good friendship, they should believe you. It doesn't always happen though. No, it believe you. It doesn't always happen, though. No, it doesn't. It doesn't always happen. People lose friends over this sort of thing.

Anyway, Juicy, thanks for sharing your text with us. Bree and Clint. I am absolutely fizzing from all orifices for this next story. Orify? Orify. I'm fizzing from the orify because I'm a massive Jurassic Park fan. Always have been. Loved the concept.

And I think mainly just the idea, and if you haven't seen Jurassic Park, the idea around Jurassic Park was that they found mosquitoes fossilized inside amber, tree sap. And then they extracted blood from the mosquitoes that were obviously around when the dinosaurs were around, and they had dinosaur blood in them. You love the idea of bringing those back. I just think it's such a- Have you seen what happens?

Yeah, but I mean, it's a movie. You know, something like that has to happen in a movie. I just think the concept is- Have you learned nothing from Jurassic Park 1, 2, 3, Jurassic World and whatever the other one is? Yeah, but Jurassic real life could be different. I just love the concept of it. I thought it was very interesting. And there's a story out today which is very, very similar to this story.

Okay. Scientists have discovered what's believed to be the smallest ever dinosaur trapped inside a piece of fossilised amber. Okay. How close is that to the Jurassic Park story? An actual dinosaur. So an actual dinosaur, not just a mosquito. So apparently the amazing discovery was described by one of the team members

as the weirdest fossil they've ever seen. Yeah, it must be a tiny dinosaur. I've looked at it. It must be. I can't exactly get how big the sizing is. So the dinosaur they reckon would have looked similar to a hummingbird. Okay. And they reckon it was about a hummingbird size.

It's flown into some tree sap. Yeah, well, and they reckon it was about a hummingbird size. It's flown into some tree sap. Yeah, well, and they reckon this hummingbird size dinosaur is about 99 million years old. 99 million, wow. It's old. Yeah. Anyway, so apparently the biggest difference from this dinosaur to a hummingbird is that this hummingbird has really big sharp teeth.

Yeah, like every other dinosaur. It's like today's animals, except it's really deadly. Yeah, pretty much. Is it like, because I always imagine, you know when they talked about finding like a woolly mammoth that was frozen? Yeah. If they melt the tree sap, is there any chance the hummingbird is going to fly away? It's 99 million years old, so I'm going to say no. Yeah, well, you don't know for sure, do you?

And it's only the head of the bird. Oh, yeah, it's not going anywhere. Nah. Without wings, it ain't going anywhere. Still so cool. Heed the warnings, everybody. Look at what Sam Neill taught us in Jurassic Park, okay? It's not a good idea.

Brian Clint, tell him. That was my Aerodactyl Pterodactyl? Oh yeah Pterodactyl Sorry I always say the Pokemon version with mobile smiles register fill up redeem points for rewards easy if you enjoyed this podcast why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts ZM