ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 14th 2019

Episode Date: March 14, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I thought I would air an idea that I've had for a while with our podcast listeners because I feel like this is a safe space. Yeah, that's how we like to treat the podcast intro. Something you and I both have in common is we're shit singers. No, no, no. But do you think you're good? I do think I'm good.

Give us a little something now. No, no, no. I just don't know how to sing on microphone. That's my problem. This has always been my problem. Because I think I'm a good singer. And then I get into a situation like a karaoke or something like that and it all goes out the window.

Funny that. Coincidence? I think not. Yeah. People have told me I'm a good singer. Who? Lucy, my wife, said I'm a good singer. She told me I should sing more.

She said she's sick of being the only one who sings. So she wants me to sing more. That is not true. I was in the high school production of Guys and Dolls. You lived in Rotorua. I had a lead part in Fiddler on the Roof. No one else wanted the part. I was the understudy to

Danny in Grease. Oh, well, sorry. My mistake. I'm just saying, I think I have the pipes. I just don't know how to use them. Understudy to Danny In Greece Oh well sorry my mistake I'm just saying I think I have the pipes I just don't know how to use them I believe. Producers do you think he's Actually got the pipes? Who thinks he's got the pipes? I would probably say Clint would have Pipes over you

I think Clint has a musical ear At least And what about me? Next question You're there but not here. It's constructive. Fuck you guys. No, my idea.

Yeah, what's the idea? So I had this idea where we'd go head to head once a week where we get given a song, the same song, and we have to really, really try. Yeah. same song yeah and we have to really really try yeah like we record it we pre-record it yeah and we really really try yeah and then the people vote on who's the least shit look i like the idea but i also think i'm a good singer so i'm i mean and i'm keen so that means you would automatically win then no i'm trying to put myself and i always try and do this i'm trying to put myself in the position of the listener and do

they want to hear us two sing every week? Bearing in mind I'm keen. If you're listening right now to this podcast and you'd be keen for that idea. Oh, we could call it The Voice. Oh, that one's taken. We could call it Crappy Yoki.

Nah, see you've got to shoot up mate. You've got to say it's good to start with. Radiokey. We'll workshop the name. We'll workshop the name. Let us know. You can message us on Instagram or Facebook. I like the idea.

Take us out with a few bars now. Give me a little bit of I'd like some Kylie Minogue. Go on. Take us out. I'm spinning around. Move out of my way. I know you're feeling me cause you like me right there. I always turn into Celine Dion.

Now let me see you dance. Z-Dams, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show with a full face of makeup. Yeah. We've got like a filter on today. It does look like we've got a beauty face on, doesn't it? We've had a photo shoot. Ooh la la.

Yeah, it was because the first photo shoot we did was really awkward, they said. Well, so here's the thing. You have to have a photo shoot if you're a radio show because they've got to have things to put on like the billboards and the buses and stuff to go, hey, listen to these guys and this is what they look like. The first time you and I had one of those, we'd never really hung out.

We'd been drunk together once or twice. Yeah, maybe a couple of times. But we'd never worked together, right? Here's a bit of behind the scenes. That photo of me, if you've ever seen the photo on the billboard or whatever, is actually three different photos that they had to Photoshop together. They've taken a head off one of them,

a body off another, and an arm off another. Is that right? And legs off another. Oh, so it might be four. Here's a fun fact about the one of me, and this only works if you've seen our billboards before. That t-shirt that I'm wearing, they had to colour it in with Photoshop because I'd sweated through it so much it was see-through, like a wet t-shirt

competition. Radio, it's glamorous. Radio. Hey, can I just take a second to say hello to all our 3pm pick-up people? Oh, sure. We never do that. 3pm pick-up people, people doing the 3pm pick-up. The 3pm pick-up. At the, you know what,

this is fun. Because you're going to have to do that soon. Well, no. Well, in the next five years. I was going to say, I'm having a kid, but it doesn't start school straight away. Pre-school soon. Also, I do this job. I'll never have to do it. So.

That's so nice. You think you're going to have a job in five years. Do you know what they call, this is really cute. Do you know what they call the pick up and drop off zone outside a lot of schools now? What? A kiss and go. Yeah, I've seen that. Because they don't want you know what they call the pick up and drop off zone outside a lot of schools now? What? A kiss and go? Yeah, I've seen that. Because they don't want you to hang around with the kid, they want you to

kick the kid out and take off, but they've said it nicely, give the kid a kiss and then go. Kick him out. And the kiss and go. Cute. Very cute. Shout out to everyone doing the 3pm pick up. Today on the show we have two chances at ZM's Secret Sound, which by the way, if you've missed it has gone up to $30,000.

So today's the day to give it a guess. $30,000 available at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. That's super exciting. Up next, one of us in the team has picked up a bit of an accent. I can guess which one it is. I don't think you picked it up. I think you were born with it. And it's not me.

I think you came over here with it, mate. Nah, mate, I don't know what you're talking about. Crikey! ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. And it's not me. I think you came over here with it, mate. Nah, mate, I don't know what you're talking about. Crikey! One of my favourite things about doing this show is when people listening, you guys listening, get involved and you send things through on the text machine or stuff you want to know or stuff you want to hear about. Yeah, me too.

And one of my favourite texts from yesterday was someone texted in and they said, Brie, I think your accent is starting to rub off on Clint. Just noticed a few of his words lately sounding very ochre Aussie. You think I'm turning Australian rather than Brie turning Kiwi? Because that's hopefully the goal here is that you become more Kiwi. You know, I've been told that I actually sound more Kiwi. To Australians? To Aussies.

When you go home? Yes. Yeah, you're in no man's land. Which, I mean, I can't hear it, but apparently, you know, I'm becoming a mesh of the two. What do you, what are those, what's that yellow salty food you get that you dip in sauce and you eat it at the beach and the seagulls,

they throw some to the seagulls and it comes in newspaper. What is that food called? Fosh and Chops. Yeah, that food called? Fosham chops. Yeah, no, it's not quite natural yet. Anyway, we've grabbed a piece of audio from yesterday's show just before this text came through. Yeah. And I think this piece of audio, you take a listen

and you tell me if you think you sound more Australian. Okay. Mate, how do you still have good ears when you work with Bree all day? She's the loudest bloody person in the country. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, mate, you sound like Steve Irwin. No, I was doing an impersonation of someone else. I was.

I was doing an impersonation of someone else. The bit of that sentence at the start goes, somebody said to me. We didn't, no, we didn't hear that. That's the bit you've cut off. Do you remember that, producers? No, it wasn't in the audio. Sorry. Good mic using, producers.

Can't recall it. Can't recall that? No. I believe you were just telling a story. One more time, one more time. Mate, how do you still have good ears when you work with Bree all day? She's the loudest bloody person in the country.

Yeah, I get it. I sound like Crocodile Dundee. But I'm doing an impersonation of someone else. You've taken me out of context. I do not sound Australian. I never want to sound Australian. I hate the Wallabies, okay? Mate, don't put all of us Aussies in the same category as the Wallabies.

All right? Even we don't like them. It Aussies in the same category as the Wallabies. All right. Even we don't like them. It's true. You're all right. And your mum's all right. And your dad's all right. And your hot brother's all right. The only reason you said that is because they're coming to visit next week.

No, that was the end of the list. That was it. Never met your sister. I hear she's a real piece of work. Marielle. There's another one of these cases of music controversy I hear she's a real piece of work. Mareel. Bree and Clint, the podcast. There's another one of these cases of music controversy where someone says, they stole my song, they stole the beat from my tune, that's my melody,

and they've come out and said, the latest one in the saga is the Jonas Brothers. He break my typical rules. It is true, I'm a sucker for you. Well, they're well and truly back now too, so. And that song's doing really well. It's in the charts. Came out a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah. And there's been a bit of a feud going on behind the scenes between the Jonas Brothers and it's a band, isn't it? Yes. Portugal the Man. Portugal the Man is Portugal the Band, yeah. Yeah, they had this track. Two Eclipse now, might be over now, but I feel it still.

Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, yeah. Yeah, Portugal, very hard song to sing. Yeah, so apparently Portugal the Man are saying, you know, we believe the Jonas Brothers song, Sucker For You, sounds very similar to our track. They're now going as far as they're liking all the hate comments for the Jonas Brothers on Twitter. What, they're going through and that's peasy.

That is. What do you think? Do you think they sound similar? Portugal, the songs themselves? Yeah. I need to have another listen. Let's take one more listen. Okay, so Jo Bros.

And then Portugal, The Man. Let's do Eclipse now. Might be over now, but I'm feeling still. Like a similar kind of build up stop. Kind of. But not really. Not enough to like, not enough to make a thing out of it. Because Portugal the Man are kind of like a hipster band. Yeah.

And then the Jonas Brothers are just poppity pop pop. Like do your own things guys. No one will ever care. Plus, the other thing, the Portugal the Man song has already been famous. Like, it's already been a hit. You've got everything out of it. Even if they did copy you, who cares, man? Let the JoBros have a turn now.

Like, they need a song to come back. What does it matter? You love the Jonas Brothers, don't you? No, I just think it's petty. I think it's not worth it. I just think it's not very close. But producer Ben here at the ZM show,

he's very talented and he's made a remix where he's mashed the two songs together. So at the moment, we don't think they sound the same. No. So we've put both songs together. Let's see if we think differently after this. Wow.

Okay, now we're talking. Wait a minute. Whoa. Um Whoa To the untrained ear When you listen to them separately Yeah No No When you put them together

Yeah there's a case there Also Can I get a DJ Ben give it up? Damn that guy's got skills One more time. I ain't the typical me Break my tentacles It's true, I'm a sucker for you. Ooh, I'm a

rebel just for kicks. Oh, it's the right mix. I've been feeling it since 1966 Might have had your fill But the feeling's still Yeah Very good. For more Producer Ben, you can check out his SoundCloud at DJBen. Or find him at your local Christchurch pub in a couple of weekends.

He also DJs at strip clubs. Zed him. Zed him, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground. Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz

Dean, it's all coming up. Jonas Brothers. You're not going to believe this. You hung up on Dean, didn't you? I just hung up on Dean McCarthy. Dean! Ben, how quickly can we get Dean McCarthy back on? He's doing it right now.

He's calling him right now. That is really, really unfortunate. You know, have you ever done it Have you seen that episode Of The Simpsons Where Homer Gets overweight So he can work from home

And he tries to dial The emergency number And it goes The fingers you have used To dial are too fat That's what just happened to me He's back I think Dean are you there

Yeah I was just getting Hung up on I thought it was Everyone I've ever dated Hi guys Dean Okay Back into us Tell us about Yeah, I was just getting hung up on it. I thought it was everyone I've ever dated. Hi, guys. Dang. Okay, back into us.

Tell us about Nick Jonas and the romantic gesture he's just pulled out. Oh, this is absolutely brilliant. Nick Jonas' song with his brothers went to number one on the Billboard charts today. For the first time ever, I didn't realize they hadn't had a number one. But as a gift to his wife, Priyanka Chopra, who is just stunningly beautiful, he bought her, because his song went to number one, a new Maybach. A Maybach is like the most luxurious, expensive car ever.

I think they're like $500,000 in America or something like that. This car is so crazy. If you go on his Instagram, you watch him flexing on the ground with his wife and her new Maybach. Good gift. Good hubby. Good gift, good hubby.

Setting a real tough bar for other husbands to follow. So he goes to number one and she gets a Maybach. That's, I mean... What does he buy her for Christmas? Yeah. That's fun. Okay, hey, yesterday the big story was these celebrities that are buying their kids into university.

They're paying upwards of $9 million to get their kids into some of the best... Like Harvard. Yeah, some of the best unis in the world. What's the latest on that, Dean? Yeah, look, it's been developing across the day, actually. More and more people will be accused. Apparently, a lot of people have been calling into universities to find out if they're being investigated. I'm pretty sure that's calling a little bit of a red flag to you.

But an interesting thing I found out today as well, the kids, so here's what's going to happen to them. Apparently, if the kids knew they were involved, like they knew about it, they will be instantly expelled. And if they didn't know about it, each case will be held with independently and differently. So like on a case-by-case basis, someone said to me how would you know if they knew? Well, if you were on a rowing scholarship but you've never rowed before. Little telltale sign. Could be it. There are some very sweaty, very nervous millionaires around California at the moment, isn't there? This whole thing is fascinating.

And I stand by it. Interesting. Why would you spend $9 million getting your kid into university? If your kid can't get into university on their own, they probably shouldn't be at university. My dad bribed the principal at the school I went to. With what? A case of apples.

To what? Box of apples. To get you into the school? Yep. Did it work? Stand or pie? No. Stand or pie? Stand or pie? No. Stand or pie?

Stand or pie? Thanks, Dean. Good to talk to you, mate. That's Dean McCarthy live from Los Angeles. It's fair to say in 2019, we are living in an influenced world and I am an influenced girl or something like that at least, right? You've been influenced just this week. Multiple times.

You bought a dress from Kmart because you saw it on instagram that's how the world works now you don't go into stores and buy things they may as well not even have stores you just buy the stuff that you see on instagram right pretty much ariana grande has an influencer deal she is an oh she's an ambassador sorry okay, for Starbucks. Is she? I guess that makes sense. Why? Because one of their serving sizes is a grande. Oh my God, that's a match made in heaven.

I didn't even think about that. Mate, that's probably why. Possibly. It would be. She has her own frappuccino in there. I think it's a frappuccino. She has her own drink in there. She has the cloud macchiato available at Starbucks. Sounds nice, right? Fancy.

And especially because it's Ariana Grande, so you definitely want to go and get it. And you know what that is? That's influencing. Here's the issue. And this is the issue, I think, with a lot of Instagram influencers these days. This is where they get caught out, right?

You can't influence with a product that you wouldn't use. Ariana Grande is a vegan and the cloud macchiato is made with eggs. And has it got milk? No, it has like a, I don't think it has, oh, it actually might have milk in it, but it's got eggs in it. Like the foamy bit they make from like reconstituted egg white powder. Well, she can't be the ambassador for that then. There's photos of her holding it and bringing it up to her lips

and her lips are on the straw. I think everything except actually drinking it and putting it in her mouth. Is she definitely vegan? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's definitely vegan because the world's blowing up at her for it. They're saying, how can you do this if you're a vegan? Because it's called money, money, money, money. Well, that's the problem, right? But you can't do that.

Nah. Like, I saw a New Zealand influencer recently who did a campaign for baby formula, but they don't have a baby. Who was it? I can't say because it's mean to say. What does it rhyme with? No, I'm not gonna

say what it rhymes with. Mouth it to me. No, I don't think you know them. Okay, mouth it to me to say. What does it rhyme with? No, I'm not going to say what it rhymes with. Mouth it to me. No, I don't think you know them. Okay, mouth it to me and then I'll say it. No, I'm not going to say it. That's not mean. No, I don't need to say it because if you know, you know it. Right, so they were supporting this baby formula.

Yeah. But they don't have a baby? How can you go out there and say this is my favourite baby formula if you're either not a baby or a mother, right? That's what I'm saying. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Are they pregnant? No. What the hell? No, they're not pregnant. What? I don't understand that. You can't do a vegan endorsement.

You can't do an egg endorsement if you're vegan. You can't do a baby formula endorsement if you don't have a baby. And you can't do a car endorsement if you don't have a baby and you can't do a car endorsement if you don't have a driver's license. That makes sense.

Is that fair to say? It makes sense. Hence why the only endorsements I do are for adult nappies. I want to read you a letter that's written by the world's youngest CEO. Okay.

It's kind of long but I think it's kind of long, but I think it's interesting, okay? Well, give me the dot points. No, I'm going to read the whole thing to you. All the dot points. No, I'll read you the whole thing. And he's written this letter to a man called Alan Joyce,

who is the CEO of Qantas, okay? Dear Mr. Alan Joyce, I'm Alex. I'm a 10-year-old boy. Please take me seriously I want to start an airline I've already started some stuff Like what type of planes I'll need

Flight numbers, catering and more I'm the CEO of this airline Which by the way is called Oceania Express I've hired a CFO A head of IT A head of maintenance A head of onboard services And a head of legal Along a head of maintenance, a head of onboard services, and a head of legal, along with my friend Wolf. He's the vice CEO. We are both co-founders and I wanted to write to you

because I wanted to ask you three things. Number one, I like working on my airline, seeing as it's at the school holidays, I have more time to work on it, but I don't have anything to do. Can you tell me what I should be doing? Seeing as you're the CEO of Qantas, I thought you'd be the right person to ask. Number two, do you have any tips on starting an airline? I'd be very grateful to know what you have to say. And number three, I'm thinking about, as you are, getting an A350 for the Sydney to Melbourne, Sydney Melbourne to London flights, seeing as it's a 25-hour flight and all, and I'm having a lot of trouble thinking about

how to sleep my cabin crew. Do you have any advice? Hope this finds you soon. Yours sincerely, Alex, CEO and founder of Oceania Express. 10 years old. So cute. That letter has gone to the CEO of Qantas.

He's seen it? He's seen it and he's replied Businessman to businessman CEO to CEO I mean, that's so good Considering he wants to start a competition airline I know, right? It's very

That's embracing the competition I take my hat off to Alex I don't want to fly on his airline Like I definitely don't want to go on an airline run by a 10-year. I just don't think it'd be that safe, but maybe in the future. Who knows? He could be the next CEO of Qantas. He could be the next CEO of Qantas. He could be the next Steve Jobs. He could be. He could be the next Bill Gates.

That is the ultimate kid's hustle. And that's what we're going to talk about this afternoon. What was your kids hustle? Did you have one when you were growing up? Yeah. Did you have like a business? Did you have a way of making money when you were underage? I definitely did. I had a few actually. What'd you do? Because I lived on an apple farm. We had a couple of horses and I started this side hustle where I was collecting all their poo and I was bagging it and then I was trying to sell it out the front of our driveway. Yeah.

And, I mean, we lived in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Like our next neighbour was like five kilometres down the road. So I didn't have all that many customers. No. Didn't sell all that much poo. So you lived on an apple farm and you chose to sell horse poo? Yeah, so that business fell through and then I actually started stealing

apples from the farm. I was going to say, why wouldn't you go for apples over the horse poo? And I actually sold quite a lot of apples. Yeah, no crap. People want apples more than they want horse shit. Hey, horse poo is good for your garden. Yeah, I know that. I know that.

I was selling it for a good deal. What about you? I was selling it for like $2 a bag or something. Oh yeah. It's not bad. I know that, but I can eat apples. I was selling it for a good deal. How much? What about you? I was selling it like $2 a bag or something. Oh, yeah. It's not bad. I'm still a lot of money for crap. I used to buy those Jolly drinks, those little 300ml fizzy drinks that you can get in like a 24 pack.

And I'd buy those for $12 and then I would go down, I'd get a little chilli bun and I would go down to the football on the weekend and I'd sell them for $2 a drink. And how much were they? $12 for, so they cost me 50 cents a bottle. That's a good up price.

That's a hell of a markup. And would you sell them all? Yeah. It wasn't a good deal or anything, but I think people just wanted to buy drinks off this little kid who was hustling. You were a weird kid. I also had a mobile DJ business. Aren't DJs all mobile?

Yeah, but I was particularly mobile. Tell everyone what you called your mobile DJ business. Rotorua Mobile DJ Services. I had business cards. I had every song you wanted so long as you gave me a couple of weeks notice so I could download them all off Napster on my dial-up. Off LimeWire. It was a good hustle.

It was a really good hustle. For a 14-year-old, I think it's pretty good. Good for you. 0800 dial ZM. We want to know this afternoon, what was your childhood hustle? How were you making money when you were underage? What was your first business? Yeah.

Were you a mogul in the making? You can text us as well. 9696. Bree and Clint. The Podcast. ZM. There is a 10-year-old who has written a letter to the CEO of Qantas asking for advice on his own airline, which he started, by the way, Oceania

Express. It exists. They don't have any planes yet. No, but he has hired a few people. Yeah, he's got a CEO, a CFO, a head of cabin services. He's even got a head of legal, yeah. He's even got a vice CEO, his mate Wolf. Sounds

great. So we want to know this afternoon, what was your childhood hustle? How were you making money when you were still a kid? Hello. Now I'm going to have a good crack at this. Veronique. Veronique? Veronique.

Veronique. Veronique. Good afternoon. Hi. What was your childhood hustle? So my mum went to a huge chocolate company and my brother and I would steal her chocolate that she had to take to stores and would sell them at stores.

Right, so your childhood hustle was selling stolen merchandise. Is that right? Yeah. Love it. Did anyone ever find out? Did your mum ever find out? Was she cool with this? I don't know.

I think she knew secretly, but we never got in trouble. How much for a stolen chocolate bar? We were just selling pearls as a cop. Damn, girl. Oh, whoa. I'd take like probably 20 to 40 at a time. Oh, my God. You could actually do that now, Barone.

Yeah, that's like a full-time income. 80 bucks a day. Hi, Veena. Hiya. What was your childhood hustle? Well, what I used to do was I used to get $10 for my bus money and I somehow used to get some cigarettes and I used to sell them for a dollar a smoke at school.

Wait, wait, wait, Vena. Oh, my God. Was this like in the 1960s when kids were allowed to smoke or something? No, we weren't allowed to smoke, but it did happen at high school. What, um, what, Vena? I was lucky to say there was a market for it, so. It was a market! And it supported my habit, so.

What was your habit? Supply and demand, Vena. Smoking, smoking, smoking. Alright, cool. Is it not? Hang on. Pay me for a dollar And depending What ones you had

You could get more value For um More Higher brands like Benson and Hedges Back those days Are you still running This side hustle now

Or No no no No Not at all I've given up smoking Don't smoke anymore I'm moving on to Bigger and bigger things now

I um Like vaping Import marquees And hire and sell those off now. Damn, girl. Although, the price of cigarettes these days, I reckon go back to ciggies, you'll probably make more money. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but you don't want to kill people. Alright, that's enough promoting smoking for a minute. There's some funny text coming through on what was your childhood hustle. Someone texted in and said, after I broke my ankle, I charge kids to use my crutches. One kid dobbed me in and I had to give the money back.

Nothing like a narc to ruin a good record. Brendan, how are you? Hey, good, thank you. What was your childhood hustle, Brendan? I used to go and take photos of my little brothers, like rugby games and stuff like that. And at the end of the season, put together all the photos in a booklet

and sell them to the parents. Oh, that is actual genius. Genius. Because how are you going to be a parent? How are you going to be a parent and then some guy comes over with good photos? Imagine they're good photos, Brendan. And what are you going to do?

Not buy it? Because all you have to do is go, oh, sorry, I thought you cared about your kid. Oh, sorry, sorry, I thought you were one of the good parents. Oh, no, that's okay. Don't worry, I'll just take these photos of your kid. I'll just chuck them in the bin. I'll just burn them. I'll just burn them.

Shall I burn them? And they'll just get out there. What do you do if the parents don't buy them? You just have all these random photos of random kids. Last one, Nikki, what was your childhood hustle? Oh, hi, guys. I outsourced my paper round to a little kid down the road when I was about 10.

So, no, no, let's do the math here. How much were you getting paid to do the paper round? I honestly can't remember, but I'm pretty sure I was giving him a bad deal. You got to. Yeah, and I was off playing pretty sure I was giving him a bad deal. Yeah. You got to. You got to. And I was off playing. He thought he was on a sweet deal.

And it was all going amazingly until there was a couple of complaints. I think he might have missed a couple of papers. And then my parents found out. Mum was angry. Dad secretly was like, yeah, that's my kid. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. For anyone listening right now who's thinking about making the move to Aussie, I'm about to tell you a story that might make you change your mind.

Okay. These are the kind of things that are happening in Strayer at the moment. This is an actual headline from a news story. It happened yesterday and it says, a man has been charged for firing an arrow at another man in northern New South Wales with the victim's iPhone saving him from the violent attack. Sorry, what? He shot him with a what?

A bow and arrow. Right. So this is a real story and it happened in a place. Well, it happened on Nimbin Road and I'm guessing it's in Nimbin. What's Nimbin like? Like if you were to compare it to, is there a place in New Zealand that's relative to Nimbin? You can't just say Raglan is everything.

Yesterday we were talking about Byron Bay and you said it was Raglan. So Nimbin is like Byron Bay bay yeah but on drugs right okay it's like the heightened version of byron so it's surfy and it's cool so everyone in aussie knows nimbin as the place to buy marijuana there you go okay now we know exactly what we're talking about so nimbin is northland right or gisborne. Got it. Or Nelson. Or anywhere else that gets a lot of sunshine. Right. So this happened in Nimbin and apparently this guy turns up.

He was standing on his driveway. This guy gets out of his car. Yeah. And they knew each other. He pulls out a bow and arrow from his car. Yeah. Fires the bow and arrow. Yeah car, fires the bow and arrow at the other man. The guy who was just standing in his driveway was trying to take a photo

on his iPhone. Of the guy trying to shoot an arrow at him? Yes, so he had evidence. Yeah. The arrow has pierced the top of the iPhone, just gone through, and then it's tapped him on the chin. It saved his life. The thing about being shot with a bow and arrow is, compared to a gun, you have a lot

more time to react, especially if the guy has to get it out of his car. Because you can't just get it out of the driver's side. He would have had to go around, unlock the boot, get the bow, and then reach in, grab himself an arrow, and then line it up. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've just got to clip it on, and then you've got to draw it back. What part of you in there goes, oh, photo op,

and doesn't go, oh, I should get out of the way? The guy, the weird, drugged out guy from Nimbin is pointing a bow and arrow at me. Yeah, but I guess, you know, that's what everyone does these days. They're like, I'm going to get evidence. You're not going to do it if I'm recording you. Do you know what I mean? Joke's on you, mate.

The guy who's shown up off his face with a bow and arrow doesn't really care whether you get footage or not. And I can't believe that Robin Hood moved to Nimbin. They always said he loved a bit of the hoochie-cooch. Robin Hood. Loves it. Why I always wore green. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Mother of the nation, an all-round cool person, Hilary Barry put up something on their Instagram this week, which really upset me, really got me down. She's done a post where she's put up a picture of her in her Girl Guides uniform. Actually, I think she might be a Pippin or a Brownie at this stage. What does that mean?

That's the junior Girl Guides. You know how you graduate through the ranks? I was thinking, how would she still fit her Girl Guides outfit? Oh, no, no. It's an old photo. It's a very old photo. It's when she's a little girl. And she's lamenting the loss of Girl Guide biscuits.

I didn't realise this, but from what I can pick up, I think this is the last year that the Girl Guides are going to be doing Girl Guide biscuits. I read that somewhere, but I didn't read exactly why they're stopping. From what I can gather, and it's actually fair enough, the Girl Guides want to focus more on Girl Guiding. And I think maybe the whole process has been overtaken by the biscuit side of things

because the biscuit business became a thing of its own. Oh, it was booming. It would get to Girl Guide season and they showed up in numbers. They had more of a presence than the New Zealand military does. They were outside every warehouse And every countdown And on every corner And I think they're going back

To their core thing Of helping girls Become strong Female leaders And that kind of thing Which makes sense Rather than biscuit dealers Yeah but the biscuits are so yum

But the biscuits are so yum Could they still run that side hustle? Could they outsource it? You know outsource that? Could they getource it? You know, outsource that? Could they get the scouts to do it? What are the Boy Scouts doing? Like, can they pitch in one year or something? And I say that as a Boy Scout as well.

I was in the Scouts. I went Keers and then Cubs and then Scouts. Loved it. Some of the best experiences of my whole life. But we didn't hustle like the Girl Guides did. We weren't out there fundraising like they do. We had it easy. So what are they fundraising for? I think for the Girl Guides.. We weren't out there fundraising like they do. We had it easy. So what are they fundraising for?

I think for the Girl Guides. To actually keep that organisation going. If this is the last year and if they are going away and if you are selling some Girl Guide biscuits, I'll take a whole box. I'm an idiot. They were selling like Girl Guide biscuits at my local countdown the other day.

Really? And I looked at them and went, oh, yum. But then I thought, oh. Stock up. Here's the good thing

about Girl Guide biscuits too. You can put them in the freezer. They'll go in the freezer and they'll keep for a long, long time. So if you're a Girl Guide with some biscuits, please get in touch,

9696. Especially if you've got the chocolate ones. I want the one with the chocolate on the back. I'll take a case. Maybe even take two cases. If this is the last year it's happening, then I've got to stock up, man. I've got the chocolate ones. I want the one with the chocolate on the back. I'll take a case, maybe even take two cases. If this is the last year it's happening, then I've got to stock up, man.

And you really need to stock up because you've got a pregnant wife. Yeah, exactly. And she would like some too. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really.

Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Five games to Brie, three games to the people this year, which, I mean, you're in the lead, but it's not as good as you went last year. Not very good. You went like 12-0 before you lost last year. I've been having a bad streak.

I read out movie plots, and whoever gets it right first takes the point, and it's best of three. Good afternoon, Fiona. Hi, Fi. Hello. Tell me you're a movie buff. Tell me you know your films, and you've heard this game before and you think you can beat Brie.

I can't say I can beat Brie, but I can give it my best shot. Okay. All right. That'll have to do for today. She's getting into my head. If you beat her, I'll give you two tickets to go and see Marvel Studios' Captain Marvel in cinemas now. All you've got to do is buzz in with your name when you know what it is

and the first person to get two movies correct takes the game. This week's hard by the way. I haven't given you an easy one this week. Why is it hard this week? Well just because

I feel like I'm getting a bit easy. Okay. So yeah. That's all I'll say. First film. Buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is.

Don't wait for me to finish. Eliza is a mute isolated woman who works... Bree. The girl with the dragon tattoo? The girl with the dragon tattoo is... Incorrect. That means you get a free guess,

Fiona. Would it be... I'm trying to think. Tangled? Tangled is incorrect. I'll continue. She is a mute. Is it custom to say mute these days? She's an isolated woman who works as a cleaning lady

in a hidden high-security government laboratory in 1962 Baltimore. Her life changes forever when she... Brie. Brie. Catwoman? Catwoman is incorrect. Any guess there, Fiona?

You get another freebie. Potama, I've heard this before. I sort of know this story, but no. No guess. That's fine. I'll carry on. I'll carry on. Her life changes forever when she discovers the lab's classified secret, a mysterious scaled creature from South America that lives in a water tank.

What the hell is this? As Eliza develops a unique bond with her new friend, she soon learns that its fate and very survival lies in the hands of a... Shape of water? The shape of water is correct. It's new, right? New As is last year

I'm assuming neither of you have seen it Haven't seen it Cool No I haven't seen it I told you it was a hard one Next movie I'll make it a bit easier Harry Styles is trapped alongside other allied troops in France

Brie Dunkirk Dunkirk is correct That means I win You win you take the game I'm going to do one more fee Dunkirk. Dunkirk is correct. That means I win. You win. You take the game. I'm going to do one more fee.

And if you can take this one, then you can have the tickets to Captain Marvel, okay? Okay. Hopefully it's an easy one. Hopefully it's an easy one. Well, it hasn't been so far. Movie number three. A legendary animal investigator is coerced out of retirement while on a soul-searching retreat in the Himalayas.

He must now retrieve an endangered white bat from a... Bree. One of my favourite films of all time. Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls. That's correct. Oh. Give her the ticket. It's a pantsing, but Fiona, we're still going to send you to Captain Marvel, OK?

Oh, cool. Thank you. No worries. There you go. Man, that was tough to hear Fiona go down 3-0. It wasn't tough for me. I loved it. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I've got a question for you this afternoon. What do you keep in your bra? Boobs. Well, apart from boobs. Got him. A girl by the name of Anuska. Great name.

Anuska. Anuska. Love that. She's from the UK and she's taken to Twitter to reveal quite an embarrassing story about herself. She's tweeted it and I'd like you to read the tweet, Bree, but I'd like you to read it As if you're from the UK as well Because I think that adds to it a bit

Oh no I want like a Geordie Shore type accent Imagine you're Charlotte from Geordie Shore Okay Can I get that? So keep yourself in character I'll give you the best accent I can do Cool

Alright so this is the tweet The most embarrassing thing has happened I decided to sneak chicken nuggets into the club So I put them down my bra You're doing a great job You're doing a great job Problem is I took some lad home with me

And he undone my bra And a load of chicken nuggets just came falling out That's so embarrassing. That's a pivotal moment. That's a highlight. You know? If I went home with a girl and chicken nuggets came out of her bra, I think I'd be more excited than the boobies.

And then we all would know what that song Ariana Grande wrote is real. What's that? Which one? God is a woman. Off the back of that, we want to know on 0800DilesItIm or you can text us as well if you don't want to talk. What do you keep inside your bra? I can't relate.

I don't wear a bra. What do you keep in your bra? I know it's a good storage unit for you guys. It is a magical place and all the ladies out there would be with me on this when I say when you wear a dress out and it has no pockets and you don't want to take a bag, a bra is the next best thing. I mean, I've put all kinds of things in my bra. Money, cards, ID, a passport.

A passport? Keys. No, no one's putting keys in their bra I've put my whole car key in my bra Aren't they like a sensitive area The old memory glands I wouldn't want a jagged ass car key Next to my nipple

That's for sure The bra is kind of If you put it in the top It's kind of like a pouch So I mean And some ladies Listening could fit more in their bra Than others Absolutely You know if that makes sense Oh yeah some I mean, and some ladies listening could fit more in their bra than others.

Absolutely. You know, if that makes sense. Oh, yeah. And I mean this in the most respectful way possible. Some of you have a small clutch of a bra. Yeah. And some of you have got like a three-week Kathmandu hiking backpack hanging off your chest. Which I mean, fantastic.

Oh, 800 dial ZM. Question's very simple this afternoon. What do you keep in your bra? Or what did you find in your bra? Maybe you didn't put it there and you got home and you went, oh, baby jackpot. I didn't know I had double Ds. There's half a subway in here.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. We want to know this afternoon, what do you keep in your bra? There's a tweet that's gone viral from a lady called Anushka in the UK who found something fantastic in hers. And Bree, I'd like you to reread her tweet for us. Last time we had you do it as, she's from the UK, we had you do it as Charlotte from Geordie Shore. Yeah.

I'd like this one as future Queen of England and William's wife, Catherine. Okay. So fancy. Yeah, I would like a royal accent. Yeah. Oh no, Catherine. Okay. So fancy. Yeah, I would like a royal accent. Yeah. Oh, no. This is bad.

The most embarrassing thing has happened. I decided to sneak chicken nuggets into the club, so I put them down my bra. Problem is, I took some lad home with me, and he undone my bra, and loads of chicken nuggets just came falling out. Said it before and I'll say it again, don't think it's a bad thing.

I think it's like a... It's a great thing. It's like when you go to Macca's and you get a free thing of fries in there. He wasn't expecting those chicken nuggets. Bronwyn, weirdly, you've had something very similar happen to you. Is that right?

Yeah, so I like to keep just everything in my bra because if you've got my pockets that's great so on on a night out um living my best life ended up breaking both my arms um and in the hospital so when my friends came to see me i was like oh you just get my bra off for me so she's put her hand up my top to pull my bra out and then just stripper money's fallen everywhere, all over the hospital floor. Good night then, Bronwyn, hey?

Did you put the stripper money there? Are you a stripper? Oh, no, I'd just been there before. Oh, right, okay. She'd picked it up on her night out. The good thing about stripper money is you can take it back and get your money back. But to do that, you have to go to the strip club sober.

How would you know that? I've heard. That's what I've heard from producer Ben. Hi, Sophie. Welcome to the show. Hi, Soph. What are you keeping your bra? It's very convenient, actually.

When I'm on my ladies' days, I usually, I hate taking a bag to the toilet because everybody knows that I'm on my ladies' days, I usually, I hate taking a bag to the toilet because everybody knows that I'm on my ladies' days and I'm at uni. So I just chuck, like, my pads and whatever, like, just one in each cup,

you know? I love that. During the day, I've got one I can whip out the left side, one on the right side. Yeah. I love how Sophie

was really kind of tiptoeing around. She's like, ladies' day. She goes, chuck my pads and my tampons. Plus, good if you get sweaty cleavage as well because it's going to take care of it for you.

Soaks up the moisture. Hi, Emma. Welcome to the show. Hi. What do you keep in your bra, Em? So in the summer, I have probably the biggest foods out of my friends. So they always rely on me to carry sunblocks,

sunglasses, and a lip balm. What? Sunblock and lip balm. How, no, I'm not going to ask you how big. And sunglasses. How big? How big? Here, let me ask.

How big is the sunblock? Oh, it's one of those like roll-on. It's not like a massive one, but it's still a decent size. That's amazing. We're getting some great texts on this as well. There's a few really good texts. One of them is, I smuggled a whole one litre bottle of vodka into a festival in my bra.

That is great stuff. Yeah. And then my favourite text of the afternoon, what are you keeping in your bra? My good friend Ruby carries a knife in her bra. She calls it, she calls it her titty knife. I once had the responsibility to text her in the morning that she was flying to England

to tell her to remove the titty knife before she went to the airport. Oh my God. Imagine going through customs with a knife in your cleavage. Oh, you're done. You're like a sexy crocodile Dundee. Yeah, that's a knife. That's not a knife. This is a knife. And a nipple. And a titty knife.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. We take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays. Good afternoon, Michaela.

Hi, Michaela. Hi. What's your birthday? 15th of November, 96th. Okay, Michaela, you were 16 in 2012 on the 15th of November, and on that day, this was number one. Don't you worry, don't you worry now. Oh, banger. Change.

Yeah, change the banger. Yeah, that's a tune. Swedish House Mafia, Don't You Worry Child. Are you happy with that, Michaela? Oh, definitely. I party to that heaps of times. Yeah, of course you did. You were 16.

Okay, let's get another one. Welcome to Birthday Banger, Richard. Hello, Richard. How you going? Good, thank you. How you going? Good, thank you. How you going? What's your birthday? 1st of January, 1988.

Okay, Richard, you were 16 in 2004 on the 1st of January, and this is your birthday banger. If you could see what I see Oh, man. You're the answer Original Guy Sebastian with the original Aussie Idol winning single Angels Bought Me Here.

I believe. Yeah, no, sorry, Bree. Not a good banger, though. Not a fan? Nah. You know, Richard, that's Ross Boss' one of his favourite songs. Oh, we definitely won't play it for him, though. Not a fan? Nah. You know, Richard, that's Ross Boss' one of his favourite songs. Oh,

we definitely won't play it for him, then. Yeah, last time it came up and we didn't play it, because we thought he would hate it. He went off. He went off and said he should have played it. Finally, Kimberley. Hey, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hey. What's your birthday, Kim? 2nd of February, 1994. Okay, Kim, you were 16 in

2010 on the 2nd of Feb. And back in 2010, this topped the charts. You get Owl City and Fireflies. It's divisive, this song. I think it's a banger. I think it's an anthem. It's such a good song. It's such a good song. It is such a good song.

Kim loves it. How do you feel about it? I don't mind it. You don't mind it? Don't mind it. Okay, cool. Wait there, Kim. We've got to have a big decision here.

What are we going to play? There's three great ones today. I like all of them. I like Swedish House Mafia because it's up. Like that's a turn it up in the car and have a sing-along. Yes. I like Guy Sebastian because it's Guy Sebastian. And I like Owl City just because it brings back some good memories.

I want to see what you're voting for. Why don't we say it at the same time? Let's see if we've got the same thing. Just say the one that's right on the tip of your tongue. Because if we sync up, then we're good to go. Okay. Okay? Three, two, one.

Guy Sebastian. Yeah, baby! I knew you would come through for me. Producer Ellie is loving it. Richard won't be as much. Richard, you excited? Oh, yeah, I'm so pumped. I changed my mind now.

Such a good song. Love you, Richard. But I'm finally here tonight. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is big here, Clint, because, you know, we get to interview all the big stars here at ZM. I mean, we've had Bebe Rexha on the show, Rita Ora. I mean, we had...

Troye Sivan. Troye Sivan. Yeah. What was the other guy? We had to talk to How To Dad that one time. Oh, yeah, that wasivan. Yeah. What was the other guy? We had to talk to How To Dad that one time. Oh, yeah, that was good. Yeah.

But no bigger, and a star on the rise joins us now, Lord Cain. Welcome to the show. Thanks. Good to be here. If you missed it yesterday, we were talking about you, Lord Cain, as one of the new artists to watch. And, I mean, your album, it's got 56 tracks on the album. It's called I Fart In Your Direction.

It is a stellar piece of work. Clint heard it for the first time yesterday, and he's a massive fan, aren't you, Clint? No, that's not true at all. No. Not everyone can be a fan. Lord Cain, I don't mean to be rude to your face. To be fair, I didn't know we were having you on this afternoon.

But I was told that Bree had found the next Ed Sheeran. And next thing I know, I'm being played a fart that sounds like chocolate milk. So, you know, do you see where the... You're referring to track 19, chocolate milk. It's this track here. You see where the difference in expectation comes, Lord Cain? I understand, but I take offence to it getting called a fart and not a track or a song, as it should be.

Oh, right. Is that what we're doing? We've got to refer to them as tracks or songs? It's a piece of work. Right. You know, I think you're a pioneer, Lord Cain. Where did the idea come about to record such an album? Where do you get inspiration from? It actually came about from obviously farting in my friend's general direction.

My nephew enjoyed it a fair bit so I thought I'll make an album and word got around and I thought actually why limit myself and I'm going to put it out to the world. When you say you've made an album, how serious is that? Like, can we get this thing on Spotify? Can we get your 56 fart track album on, like, Apple Music or anything? I fart in your direction? I fart in your direction?

Sorry, yeah. Actually, I fart in your general direction. Oh, right. Sorry, yeah. So can we stream it? You can stream it on Audio Mac at the moment. However, work in progress getting it on some of the bigger streaming sites. So I have sold a few hard copies to a few friends.

Yeah. Do you do live performances, Lord Cain? I haven't yet, but I mean, nothing's stopping me, I guess. Just in case you're just joining us, this is Lord Cain, who has a 50 what? 56 track album called I Fart In Your General Direction.

Featuring track 51. This one is entitled Quiet In The Cinema. One of my personal favourites. Have you been approached by any major record labels yet, Lord Cain? Unfortunately, not yet. But, you know, time will tell. I mean, I feel like Lord Cain would appreciate my work,

which I also dabble in this area. Dabble? Dabble. I have seen a little bit of it and, yeah, I can appreciate. I've got here Bree's greatest ever masterpiece, a piece she likes to call The Secret Fart. The Secret Fart. Lord Cain, this is an operation where we do The Secret Sound,

a radio competition here, and we switched out the actual Secret Sound for this piece of audio. That is brilliant. See, I'm so glad finally someone appreciates my work. It's great to talk to you, Lord Cain. Star on the rise. Hopefully we'll see your album, I Fart,

in your general direction on Spotify soon. Awesome. Thanks, guys. God, I hope that man only does outdoor performances. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We've spoken about one of my best mates, Big Gay Al, on our show before.

Yeah. He's recently moved to Auckland, and he's the guy that used my face soap to wash his genitals. He's also the guy that introduced us to Big Screen Grinder when he hooked his grinder up to the lounge TV and

we grinded together. That was an eye-opening experience. It was good. We all did a bit of grinder. He also has Tinder on his laptop. Yes. Yeah, he has Tinder desktop. Yeah, he dates rapidly. He's a frequent dater. Oh, he's a social guy.

He's a social guy. Social butterfly. He told me a story last night where he said he met this guy. I don't know if he met him on Tinder or Grindr. It might have been Tinder. And he went out on a date, and the date went really well, and they hooked up. Yeah.

And they got into a conversation afterwards and Alan was talking about what year he was born, which he was like, oh, I was born in 1992. Yeah. And at that point, the other guy said, oh, that's so weird. I was born in 1999. Which makes Alan 26 and him 19. I mean, you know, not horrible. No, not horrible.

But it's just one of those jarring things where you go, shit, you were almost born in a different decade to me. Literally. Almost. Literally. So a bit of an age gap. And it also really reminded me of the Charli XCX song, 1999. Great tune.

Great tune. Alan is actually in the producer's booth right now. He hasn't been able to hear any of this conversation, but I thought we could bring him in and just troll him a little bit. Yeah, just like trigger him with that. Just trigger him with that song. Let's see if he picks it up, what we're talking about. All right could bring him in and just troll him a little bit. Yeah, just like trigger him with that. Just trigger him with that song. Let's see if he picks it up, what we're talking about. All right, bring him in.

Come on in, Ellen. All right, he's coming on in. Yeah, cool. No problems. Hello, Big Gay Al. G'day, guys. How are we? This seems to be a frequent thing, you on our show.

I happen to live here now, just in case you weren't sure. I was just wondering if you... Oh, no! Oh, God. What? What? I know exactly what's going on. What's going on? We just want to know if you...

I might have gone back to 99 twice already. Twice! Wanna go back Wanna go back Sorry, I had to play it twice. Twice! Did it only happen last night? Two nights ago.

And I do have a question for you guys. I've invited him to the polo on Saturday. Can he get me another ticket? Also, I don't know. Is he old enough to attend? He is. He's 19. well he can just

drink and i also want to know because you're going back to 1999 so much where did you get a delorean i didn't give away my secrets lady um hey congratulations we're very happy for you we really are happy and the main thing we want to say is, do you? Great Scott! We'll get him a ticket, by the way. If you could just get his mum to fill out the mission slip, that'd be excellent. I hate you both. When you say the word sex icon, what comes to mind?

What are some names that come to mind? Rattle some off for me, Brie. Your dad. My, yeah, yeah, cool, that's one. Ross Boss. Ross Boss, yeah, there's another one. Producer Ben. Producer Ben, yeah, moustache, yeah.

Your moustache. All right, my moustache, yeah. Now I want a real one. Okay, a real one? Jeremy Wells. Jeremy Wells. I mean, he oozes sex appeal charisma good looks uniqueness some kind of all year round tan that he manages to maintain i don't know how he does it two jobs he smells delightful i have smelled him and he's hilarious as well imagine if he somehow found you on instagram and then went oh you know what

i'm enjoying this so much i might actually follow you yeah i'd be rip yeah you would be all right would be bigger than channing right it'd be bigger than channing tatum following well imagine no more because someone at zm is living that reality and her name is danny joy gardner welcome to the studio danny hi guys it's actually former employee because I've quit like I've achieved everything that I need to do in my NZB career You told me the only reason you started here was to get Jeremy to follow

you on Instagram. We've got a ZM like group Facebook page for all the staff that work here and Dani works in the promo department and yesterday she puts up a screen grab and it is because your Instagram is private isn't it? Yes just recently i about a week ago i decided to go private yeah um makes it exclusive yeah makes it really like you're like because then you get to there and you go what's behind here yeah like he really wanted to have a look inside my life so how has this come about

how's it actually come about i've been following him for probably about a year and a half so it's not like i recently went through and liked a bunch of stuff. He just found me. Do you comment on his stuff? No, definitely don't comment. Do you do anything to draw attention to yourself? Have you met him? Have you ran into him in person recently? When I walk past the Hodoki studio in the morning, I give like a little wave.

I mean, you wave to him. Have you ever actually met him? Not really. You just wave. Do you give him a cheeky grin every morning when you go past? No, it's more like just a little wave. I've never been more jealous of someone. Here's the question. Have you accepted his Instagram friend request yet?

I made him wait a little bit and I accepted him this morning. Yeah. Can you hear what's happening in my voice? We can. We need to know. Has either you or him slid into each other's DMs? No. I have a boyfriend and I'm pretty sure he's married.

But no. That's not the question we asked. That's not the question we asked. Have either of you slid into one another's DMs yet? Well, Instagram has been down for the last seven hours. So it's a possibility. But no at this stage. Oh my God.

What if in the big Instagram crash, your friend request confirmation hasn't gone through and then it's lost it and your friend request is gone. Oh my God. Imagine if you have to go and ask him to refollow you. No, you could sue Instagram for that. I would sue the pants off them.

I'd be coming back to Ross Boss for my job We got you in here for one specific reason because you now hold the hopes and dreams of every female and some of the males that work here at ZM

in the palm of your hand in your iPhone Yes Our advice for you don't screw this up Okay Whatever you're doing keep doing it

Whatever you're uploading keep uploading it Do not screw this up Okay I mean it's a life highlight Like it's amazing Thank you Jeremy Thank you Jeremy

I love you It's not a speech It's an acceptance speech I love a creative Marketing campaign Like when a brand Does something Out of the box

That makes you go Oh that's actually Quite clever And it makes me Want to spend money with them as well. Yeah, I agree. When I feel like, you know, they've done the hard yards to think of something really creative, I'm like, hmm.

Help pizza do a good job of it. They offend people quite often with this, but at the same time, they get noticed. It's edgy. Burger Fuel are doing one at the moment where they put a, it looks like you've got a parking ticket. I've seen this, but it's pissed a lot of people off. No, I think it's pissed a couple of people off.

I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, I think it's maybe pissed one or two people off, and then they've written a news article about it, because that's the world we live in. It looks like a parking ticket, and they put it under your windscreen wiper. I think it's brilliant. And you go, oh, shit.

And then you pull it out, and it goes, surprise, you've got free fries from Burgerfield. Great. Why would you feel bad about that? Yep. What's to feel bad about? I mean, you know what it's like these days, mate. It's hard to do anything right.

Political correctness. There's a barber who is trying to do something a bit different as well. In promoting his barber shop, he's giving everybody a condom. He's going, here's my card. It's got the details about the barber shop. And here's a condom. Wait. Wait.

So is his business card the condom? No. It goes with the condom. So you get both of the things. And the deal is, what he's saying is, the reason he's giving you a condom is because after you've had a haircut from him, you're going to need one. Gotcha. Because it's that good.

Because it's that good. Slight problem. Yeah. Oh, no. He is stapling the condoms to the business card. Oh, mate. So when you get it, it has not one, but two staple holes through the condom. Oh, well, you're not using that.

I have a, I've always, yeah. Can I ask you, this is obviously from a female perspective, I have a I've always, yeah. Can I ask you, this is obviously from a female perspective, I have no idea about this, but you know how they always talk about, males talk about how they'll have, you know, they'll get their first condom. Yeah. And they'll keep it for years and years and years and years.

What, a used condom? No, like they get their first one that's in the packet. Oh. And then they keep it in their wallet in the hope. Yeah, yeah. You know, for the first time that they have to use one. Yeah, I did that. Was that a thing for you?

I got my first one from Big Day Out. And it was like Durex were doing them. And it was strawberry flavored. And how long did you keep it for? A long time. time