ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 19th 2019

Episode Date: March 19, 2019

Do you park in ‘Pram Parks’?Producer Ellies #Christchurch poemDogs on boatsCan you help Bree with her broken tailbone?Wave vs Lime #EScootersEggBoy updateInsta Fame Game!Battle of the sexesBrees pasta offBirthday Banger!The last ever BlockbusterWhy the boss should buy pizzaWords the royals can’t sayCreepy or notSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

G'day everybody and welcome to the Guy Sharon- oh shit, no. Was that an actual mistake? Yeah, it was a real mistake. Oh my god! When was the last time that show was on air? Few years. Few years? Yeah. Where did that come from?

So, for people listening who don't know, you used to do a show with Guy- Sharon and Clint. And you just opened our podcast. I think it's because I've fallen back into an old habit of that's exactly how I used to open that podcast. And all I've done is change the names up. God, this is like when you call an ex. What was it? Call a new partner an ex's name.

In your opinion, what was the better podcast? I don't know. I've never listened to that podcast and I've never listened to our podcast. Can you? Is that your bloody Samsung? Yeah, I got a little text message. Do you want to? Who's it from? That's fair. If a phone

goes off, this is a good rule for anybody who does a radio show. If a phone goes off in the room, you have to read it out. Okay, I have received a text from my wife and she has said, can you text me Ben's address? And yes, I can. That's for tonight's pastor off, which you will hear about in the show tonight.

We don't know anything about a pastor off. Or does your wife just want producer Ben's address? That's weird. Oh, classic. That's weird. Producer Ben, would you like to explain yourself? Yeah, we're having a pastor off tonight. Damn it.

Thanks, Ben. At least someone's got my back today. Damn it, Ben. We're F a pastor off tonight. Damn it! Thanks, Ben. At least someone's got my back today. Damn it, Ben. We're F45 buddies. True. Yeah, true. You broke the code. Are you going to keep coming to F45 now?

What do you mean? With your said injury. Oh. Bree broke her tailbone. You can hear about it on the show today. Good spoiler, Ben. Pretty much don't listen to the podcast. We've just told you about everything that's in it.

Also, we talk about Pranpars. Oh, my God. A lady has just shown up with a platter. Oh. Stop. It's got arancini balls on it and cheese. No one eats that. We've got pasta to eat.

Cancel the pasta off. No, don't you touch that. Oh, it's got watermelon. That's a weird combo. That doesn't go with cheese, but that is nice. You guys, you better not touch that. Yeah. I's got watermelon. That's a weird combo. That doesn't go with cheese but that is nice. You guys, you better not touch that. Yeah. I can have some though. I can have, because I've tasted my pasta. Oh, nice.

Okay, I gotta go too. See you guys tomorrow. Enjoy the Guy, Sharon and Clint podcast. Kia ora everybody. Brie and Clint here. Welcome to the show. Hello everyone. I've just been finishing watching Lime Scooter vs Wave Scooter on our Instagram account. That's an intense race, you vs me on the, because there's a new version of Lime out, it's called Wave.

Yeah, it's just come out in Auckland. I don't know if it's anywhere else in New Zealand yet. It will be soon. It will be soon. It's a new competitor and it's called Wave. It's just come out in Auckland. I don't know if it's anywhere else in New Zealand yet. It will be soon. It will be soon. It's the main competitor and it's a New Zealand company too. Hey, look, today's show, we're going to try and pick the mood up a little bit. Just try and bring a bit of light, a bit of fun to people's days today. Obviously, nothing has changed.

We are still hugely respectful of the situation in Christchurch, which is still unfolding as well. And if there are major updates that come through, we will bring those to you as well. We also want to touch on it a bit today, but we're also going to try and bring the mood up for people a little bit today. Yeah, hopefully we can bring a bit of light to your afternoon today. Speaking of Lime versus Wave, if you want to know which one's faster,

we will have the results of that race, which you can watch on our Instagram account at 4.30. Which one is faster in a lap around Auckland's Victoria Park? We will find out on the show. Well, they keep asking, right? They're like, yeah, when are we going to find out? It's probably the most asked question in the last year or so. Yeah.

Next, you want to take on the power of parents. Is that right? No. There was something that- You want to upset some mums with bubs and cars right now. Look, I feel like I'm going to unearth maybe a bit of a myth in the whole parking scheme of things. Some people might know this, others might not.

When it comes to... When it comes to a pram park. We will delve into the rules, the laws next. You've got every member of the 3pm pick up group gripping their steering wheel that bit tighter right now as they pull into countdown.

I want to know what's going to happen. Looking to pick up dinner. Alright, we'll talk about that after Ariana Grande. This is God is a Woman, Brie and Clint, ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Hold on to your Lululemon, mums, because Brie is about to really piss you off. Look, I did know this information,

but it has come to light in a recent article where they were talking about the rules and regulations around pram parks. Don't you have a go at the mums and bubs parks? You mean the parks that are right outside the entrance to Countdown? Yes. The prime parks that you can only get if you've got a baby. The best parks.

It's come to light that, and I don't know if you knew this, Clint, or if the producers knew this, or you might know this listening, but you might not. Anyone can park in a pram park. No, they can't. Anyone with a pram can park in them. Under law, anyone can park in a pram park. If they've got a baby on board sticker. No.

You cannot be booked and you cannot get an infringement for parking in a pram park. If you have one of those My Family stickers on the back of your car that shows that you've got a child. No. Anyone is technically allowed to park in a pram park. That's what this article has come out saying, which I already knew that.

Me personally, have I ever parked in a pram park without a pram? I'm an honest person. There has been times, not often, not often. I can think of maybe once or twice or maybe thrice where I have parked in a pram park. How dare you? How dare you? As an expectant father who has been waiting my entire life

to be able to use those parks, whether I've got my kid in the car or not. No. No. Yes. No. No. Because you know.

Don't have a go at me and then you think you're going to be able to park in one of those parks just because you're a dad. I'm an expectant father. I'm about to be very tired all the time. Okay. That's not what they're for. I've been waiting my entire life. That's not what they're for. I've been waiting my entire life to be able tired all the time okay it is i've been waiting my entire life that's not what i've been waiting my entire life to be able to use those parks and they're not just so that mums

can get the prams out and yes they are wider for that reason even though most people put the pram in the boot of the car and you don't need the car park to be wider but it's just part of your privilege as a parent because you've got all that other shit to worry about. What if I never? And now, so the supermarket says, hey, we know you've got a lot on your plate. Have a VIP park. What if I never have kids? Then you never get to use the park. No, I call BS. You never get to use the park.

This is what you get instead. This is what you get instead. And I sound like I'm already a parent. But no, this is what you get. You get all the disposable income you can handle. You get a full night's sleep whenever you want it. And you don't have to have animal biscuits mushed into the back of your car seats.

That's what you get. I think there's people out there that have probably parked in a pram park before. You're saying you've never, ever parked in a pram park. Never parked in a pram park. Never parked in a, yeah, never parked in a pram park never parked in a yeah never parked in a well a disability park is totally i wasn't going to bring that up i wasn't going to bring that up i've never parked in those either yeah but but that's a different conversation we're not talking about those no we're talking about the pram parks because you

can get fined for parking in a disability park by the. Which I think, of course you can and so you should. A pram park, maybe the private place who own the parks might be able to, I don't think they can find you. They might say they can. Maybe they can. I don't know. What do you want? What do you want? I want to know from the people listening,

have you ever parked in a pram park, but you've never had children? Oh, $800 at M, or you can weigh in on this on 9696. People are going to need fake names for this, you know, eh? They're going to need their identity and their location blocked. I think there's going to be heaps of them. I don't think there'll be that many. I think people respect the process, but we'll see. Bree and Clint, the podcast, but we'll see.

Producers, can you sound the outrage horn, please? Thank you. Brie has really upset people with her notion that anyone should be allowed to park in parent parks. I told you you were going to do this. Why are you putting words in my mouth? I told you you were going to do this. I did not say that.

Stop talking over me. I said I came across this article that says it's not illegal to park in those parks. Have I parked in those parks before? Rarely. Maybe once or twice. Outrage. I said to you, three o'clock, parents are out picking up their kids. They're tired.

Okay. And you know what they're not too tired for? To text us and tell us how angry they are that you would even suggest that parent parks are up for grabs. Hey, the text machine is very 50-50, might I say. There's 50%, obviously, the parents that are not impressed, but also 50% saying, I agree with you. What question did you ask? I said, do you park in pram parks and have you never had kids?

Hi, Shaini. Hey, how's it going? It's getting heated in here, Shaini. Yeah, look, Bree, I kind of see where you're coming from, but the parks are a privilege for parents. State your politics. Whether or not we've got our kids with us. State your politics, Shaini.

Are you a parent or not? Wait, wait, Shaini. I am a parent, but I will use the park whether I've got my kids with us. State your politics, Shaini. Are you a parent or not? Wait. Wait, Shaini. I am a parent, but I will use the part whether I've got my kids with me or not, and it's like a privilege. That's what I said. That's what I said. Hard earned. Shaini.

I've got three kids under six. Three. I'm tired. What if I'm planning on having kids, though, Shaini? I've got to, you know, I've got to work. You haven't done the hard yak yet. You know what? Planning on having kids is tiring as well. It's hard work making the kids. I've got a wound. You haven't done the hard yak yet. Planning on having kids is tiring as well.

It's hard work making the kids. I love it. Thank you, Shaini. Hello, Siobhan. Now, first of all, state your politics. Do you have kids or not? Yes, I do. Okay, Siobhan. And? I use my five-year-old daughter

to use the parent part. You use her? I don't use her. I love her very much. You want to rephrase that at all, or that's what you're going with? No, she's being honest. She's being honest. Sometimes, Siobhan, be completely honest with us.

Is that the only reason you had your daughter, so that you can get a good park outside New World? Well, you know, it's handy. Hi, Rob. Hey. Hi, Rob. Hey. Hello, mate. Do you park in the pre-em parks and you got no kids? I do. When I see a car park, I normally have

a car seat capsule in my boot. And when I don't have my little one, I normally put it in and I normally park in the baby parking. Rob! Don't you rob him. At least he's got kids somewhere. At least they're... The thing is,

if I don't have kids with me, I look at the parking, I'm like, you know, I'm going to park there. So I go around the corner, put it in the back and then I park there.

Yeah. Rob, so what you're saying is I should buy a baby seat. Yes. Amazing. Love the suggestion. Rob needs that extra room

and extra width in the parks too, which I, I mean, I'm supporting you here, parents. I'm getting roasted because I said you don't need the suggestion. Rob needs that extra room and extra width in the parks too, which I, I mean, I'm supporting you here, parents. I'm getting roasted because I said you don't need the width, you put the pram in the boot, and they're like, actually, Clint, we need room for the capsules. Like, I'm still learning, guys. I haven't had my kid yet, okay?

So all in due time. Hi, Tim. What about you, Tim? I don't have kids, but sorry, Mum and Dad, but I use it all the time. And what's your reasoning, Tim? I just got to drop things off, like dry cleaning or whatnot. I'm going to use the car park. And it'll be like five minutes, right?

Yeah, I'll be in and out. The only reason why I would say when it's really okay is no one's ever parking in those. I see them empty all the time. What do you mean no one's ever parking in them? No one's parking there. You've just heard from a whole range of parents who are parking in them.

No, but I'm saying usually there's like six of them and maybe one person's parking in them. Rob, Tim, have you no shame? Have you? How are you raised? Oh no. Tim, I think it's totally fine. You're fine.

You're fine. We have started something that we have no control of. My favourite text. Round us out. I'm not angry, Bree. I'm just disappointed. Obviously our job here on the radio today is to, you know, we're still thinking about everyone in Christchurch

and we're trying to bring a bit of light to your afternoon, but we do want to touch on Christchurch just for a moment here because there was a person in our team, producer Ellie, who's very well known on the show, very well loved. You posted something on social media last night that really touched me and we thought it would be a great idea if you shared that on the show this afternoon. Thank you. I would love to. Ali's written a poem.

Yeah. Since Friday afternoon, I've been in shock, I think, as all Kiwis have been. And I haven't found the right words to even put into how I feel. But I wanted to like like I'm so proud of New Zealand how they've come together and I wanted to show that somehow so the only way I could do it was through a poem so I just wrote this last night and yeah it's beautiful I've had a read of it so yeah if you would like to share it we would definitely love to hear it all right to you New Zealand March 15 2019, one of New Zealand's darkest days, innocent people lost their lives while in their place of praise. No matter where you're from, your skin colour or your race, us Kiwis pride ourselves on being free and safe. But all that changed on Friday, our innocence stripped away. 50 of our family lost their lives and we're struggling with what to say.

In lieu of finding the right words to ease this harrowing pain, this is a toast to all New Zealanders, especially those who died in vain. To you, our Muslim family, we're sorry for this coward's derange. You're part of our Kiwi family and that will never change. We want you to feel welcome and we will grieve with you for years. We're here to support you all through the grief and tears. To the victims who lost their lives and families dealing with such torturous loss, thanks for standing together with kindness and showing the hate who's boss. To the cops who apprehended him and the force defending our land, we admire your composure during a time we'll never understand. To the paramedics, doctors and nurses who dealt with immediate grief, without you and your strength, we'd have found little relief.

To the teachers who protected our children during a time you couldn't be prepared, thank you for being so brave when you were also scared. To all reporters and journalists for keeping us up to date despite grieving yourselves and dealing with the hate. To our Prime Minister and mother Jacinda Ardern, thank you for taking swift action as 4.8 million Kiwis yearn. You've set an amazing example of the values we strive for. Compassion, inclusion and kindness, you've radiated them and more. To the people of New Zealand, thank you for spreading love. We've shown the world how to combat hate and completely risen above. Hate has no place and will never bow down to those sins. Remember to be kind because love always wins.

Beautiful. So nicely written, Ellie. Really lovely. There are so many different ways people are expressing their feelings and I think art and poetry and some of the paintings and images that are going up are really, really special and they're a really good way to cut through all of the... Yeah, and it's a great thing to share those moments

and to share that with the rest of, you know, your community and New Zealand because it's a way of, you know, all of us coming together and dealing with such a hard, horrible thing. Yep, which we still are. Okay, thanks, Ellie. Thanks, guys. Brie and Clint, the podcast. Sit in.

I've got a good cause you can get behind, especially if you're a dog lover. Well, you know me, mate. I'm obsessed. I will talk to anyone if they have a dog. Do your parents have a dog? They've got two. Do they? What sort of dogs?

One's a mulchit. A what? A what? That's what we call it at home and I've just realised probably not appropriate here. A mulchit. So it's a Maltese... It's not inappropriate, it's just a weird thing to call a dog. It's a Maltese cross with a Shih Tzu. A mulchit. So it's a Maltese. It's not inappropriate. It's just a weird thing to call a dog. It's a Maltese crossed with a Shih Tzu.

A mulchit. Sounds like what your dad calls it when it keeps getting hair on the couch. Oh, get out of here, you mulchit. Right, so one's that and the other one is? Technically the other dog, well, my dad, oh, his dog passed away last year. Oh. And then my mum's also looking after my sister's dog at the moment, which is a toy poodle.

Okay. Why do you say it like that? What's wrong with a toy poodle? No, she's actually really cute. It's not a farm dog. Is that what you're saying? I like all, to be honest, I like all dogs. Yeah, not producer Ben.

He reckons anything lower than the knee is a cat. And I don't agree with that. Some very cute small dogs out there. There's some real cute ones. Here's a petition that you can get behind if you're a dog lover. It is to provide designated seating for dogs on Cook Strait ferries. Love it. Yeah.

100%. So these are the ferries, the Blue Bridge and the Inter-Islander that go between the North and the South Island. And what they want to do is to pass legislation requiring ferries to provide designated seating areas on the passenger decks for people travelling with dogs. I say forget the designated areas. Let the dogs run free.

Get the dogs on all parts of the boat. Who's not keen for that? Who's not keen for dogs on public transport? I am keen for some dog action anytime. You what? Oh no, that's I know what you mean. I know what you mean. It's quite

like, it sounds fun. It's rooted in seriousness though. Seriousness? Serious. It's serious. Yeah. Because at the moment you have to leave the dogs in the car. Oh no. And besides the obvious dangers of that, they don't know what's going on. Because you...

They don't want to be down there. They want to be up where the people are. Because the ferry over to Waiheke Island, dogs are allowed on. Yeah. Because I've patted dogs on that ferry before. Yeah. And how much better did it make the ferry ride? It made the ferry ride so much more enjoyable.

Here's the thing, people that make the rules about things. Everything is better with dogs, okay? Feeling sick? Dogs. Get a dog. Going on a walk? You know who loves walks? Dogs.

Take a dog. Break up? Dog. Get a dog. Having ice cream? Already great. Why don't you give some to a dog while you're having ice cream? Can dogs have dairy?

There'll be dog ice cream. Just imagine a cute-ass dog licking directly from a cone. You know how we were talking about earlier the... The malt shit? Yeah, the malt shit. Someone on the text machine said, technically it's not called a malt shit. It's a shitties. We've sustained an injury.

Yeah, you have. And it's the first time in my life where I've had the thought of, am I going to need to buy one of those round blow-up donut pillows? Is it really the first time? No, actually, this is the second time. Yeah, I was going to say, I think you've been here before, haven't you? No, I have been here before. When you say that, I think people refer to them as O-rings. O-rings, yeah.

People with, I think pregnant, like people after you've had a child, I think is quite helpful. Really? The inflatable thing you put down on your chair just to add an extra bit of cushion to the tushen. Yes, yes, that's correct. Not really too sure exactly how I sustained it. I'm assuming...

Which is a concern, by the way. Yeah, that's what probably concerns me the most, but which it might be because I've done it before. I've broken my tailbone. Now, you say that very dramatically. Self-diagnosed. Yeah, self-diagnosed. You haven't had an X-ray?

No. You've just got a sore butt. And so you're telling everyone that you have a broken tailbone. So where's the science? Where's the proof? So I have broken my tailbone before where I did have an X-ray. Broke it during a soccer match and it feels the exact same. Okay.

And it wasn't that long ago. It was like three or four years ago. Right. So let's assume that you do. Why don't you go and have an x-ray? Can't be bothered. Why don't you go to the doctor? Can't be bothered.

Same thing, can't be bothered. Because like last time, I know for a fact that there's actually nothing they can do for a broken tailbone. So how is it impacting you daily? Talk us through that. Help us sympathise can do for a broken tailbone. So how is it impacting you daily? Talk us through that. Help us sympathise with you. I am a sitter. I love to sit.

Sitting is my passion. This is how we do the show. You'll know this if you watch our videos as well. I stand, Brie sits. For four hours, you sit. You are a sitter. That's a great way to describe you. I love to sit.

And at the moment, no matter which way I sit, it's painful. You know they say sitting's the new smoking, by the way. Yeah, they do. That's why stand-up desks came in. Yeah, they reckon it can lead to all kinds of things. You too, stand up every now and then. I will never get a stand-up desk, ever. Well, newsflash, you're sitting at a stand-up desk right now.

You've just got yourself an extra high chair so you can reach it. I'm a genius. That is correct. That's fine. We can help you today. I can't. I don't know what to do. But someone will.

Someone on the text machine has just texted in and they said, you have to give birth to put your tailbone back into place. That seems like a long way to go. You know my mum, when she had my sister, well, maybe it was me that broke her tailbone when she gave birth to me. One of us did. In childbirth? In childbirth.

It can happen. Oh. Yeah. Don't say that. My sister, she also took a poo in my mum's stomach. Okay, that's a different story. No, that's childbirth. Can you not?

Well, I'm just saying it happened. It made my mum real sick. I'm not saying it's gross. I'm not saying, ooh, yuck, childbirth. I'm just saying my wife Lucy, who has an impending birth on the way, she probably doesn't want to know this stuff. Yeah, but she should know.

Find out if you need to in the moment. No, should you know? Or should you just find out if you have to in the moment. No, should you know? Or should you just, like, find out if you have to? Also, you can poo yourself as well. Do you want help with your tailbone or not? Yes, I do. Okay. I'm just keeping it real.

The clinic is open, and the clinic requires no qualification whatsoever. 0800 dials at M. How can you help Bree with her tailbone? Do you have a herbal remedy? Do you have an inflatable ring that she can borrow? Maybe one leftover from float? Do you have special butt massaging skills?

Stretches? I'll take it all. 0800 dial ZM. Just, you know, your chance to help. Please help. You could be helping lots of people this afternoon too. You don't know how many people have got this injury. It's very common apparently.

Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Breece. Why don't we have a full board of calls on this? Because people care and they want to help you. Well, that's nice. I appreciate that. The clinic is open, New Zealand. Is it you or is it me? Lately I've been lost.

You won't know this is Shortland Street. The original Shortland Street theme song. Gotcha, gotcha. It's kind of like Home and Away, but set in a hospital. No, I've watched it. Yeah, oh, cool. That's cool. I just don't recognise that old school theme.

Oh, you don't recognise it? Oh, it's a good song. Another time, though. Another time. Lots of people standing by to help. Excellent. I've broken my tailbone. Well, you think you've broken your tailbone.

No, I'm pretty sure. You just have a sore butt. No, it's not my butt, though. Where? Well, where? Is it higher or lower? You want me to point to that area? Yeah.

Is that what you want? Point it at me. It's right there. Ooh. Ooh, you went in the valley of... Ooh, okay. No, that's lower. Yeah, I know, but it's right at the...

We've got it. It's in that bad area. We've got it, and we've got a lot of help here for you. No, that's lower. Yeah, I know, but it's right at the, we've got it. It's in that bad area. We've got it and we've got a lot of help here for you. Hi, Christine. Welcome to the show. Christine, are you there? Yeah. How can you help?

Well, I actually don't think you've broken your tailbone. You don't think so? No. When you sit for too long, obviously, Breeie, you're quite a fan of sitting. Massive fan. I love to sit. Yes. You reduce blood flow to your cells in your body,

and you actually kill them, and it causes pressure sores. There you go. I told you. A pressure sore? You've got a pressure sore on your nono. Christine. Yeah. No, I think that's good.

I think she's hit the nail on the head there. Christine! Yeah. No, I think that's good. I think she's hit the nail on the head there. Hi, Kelsey. Hi. You got some, now you are a maternity and pelvic health physio. Is that right?

This is what I need, free healthcare. What can we do for Bree, who, by the way, is too lazy to go and see a professional? What can we do to help out her tailbone?

So the ring cushions are actually really bad. We don't use them anymore. Wow. Because they make the pool, like a pool of blood in that area and actually make the pain worse. So if you get two separate towels and roll them up and put one underneath each thigh to actually lift your tailbone off the chair

to help with the pain. Right, so wait, where do I put them? So, roll them up separately. You've got two tiles rolled up and you put one underneath each thigh and then sit on them. Great. You can do that? I can do that. That's easy.

Free healthcare. Thank you, Kelsey. Let's talk to Trish. Hi, Trish. Hi, Trish. Well, hi. I'm not a specialist, but my daughter had a chipped tailbone. Yeah.

So I took her to all the specialists, and they told her to get a block of ice. Yeah. Oh, don't say put it up your bum. Trish. Do not say put it up your bum. No. Put Volta and Emel gel on it and hold it on the sore area on her tailbone, and that's what we got for all our specialist advice.

Did it work? Not really. I love anybody who... She got a sting ring though, didn't she? I love anyone who calls through with a sentence that starts out with, I'm not a specialist, but... She had a lot of fun trying it though. Yeah. Trash! And remember that time you applied deep heat to the downstairs region as well?

Yeah, that wasn't fun. No, not going to do that again. Okay, hi, Claire. Hi. Claire, you've actually injured your tailbone before, have you? I did in December. I was one of those statistics and fell off a lime scooter. And what happened? Yeah, it was after a work due. We might have had a few adult

beverages, but I just couldn't get it to go in a straight line. And I was in a dress and I fell over and a coworker was behind me and it was just a disaster. And then taking an Uber covered in blood was quite interesting as well. Oh, rough. Okay. So to the tailbone, what's your solution? I've been going to physio and they do some interesting manipulations, which feel a little bit awkward. Yeah. We don't need to know any more than that. No, I wouldn't. What do you mean by I go to physio? What sort of awkward manipulations does the physio do? They get a little personal, but the seats, you can find cushions that do help. They're not donuts. They just look like a cushion,

but they have a little notch out of the back for your tailbone. Back to the, what is the physio doing specifically? They're a trained professional. What? No. Why? No. What? Do you want to know or not? Do you want to know what it's going to take to fix you up? Yes, maybe all fair. Yeah, it's very personal. Okay. I mean, no all fair. Yeah, it's very personal.

Okay. I mean, you know. I'm getting the cut it out symbol, so I'll leave it there. Okay, we'll take that conversation somewhere else. Best of luck, Brie. Thank you. Thank you.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. After the rampant popularity of Lime scooters that have popped up all over the country, spreading out like wildfire, and I think they're great. I was very anti them to start out with. I was like, you guys look stupid.

And then they took them away for a bit and I was like, oh my God, please bring back the Lime scooters. And you were using them quite a bit. I love it.

Yeah, I use them quite a bit too. I think they're a great way to get around. There's now competitors coming in. So new ones, which I think is great

because that's how you get them cheaper and that's how you get them better. Competition, you know. Because they are a little bit expensive. Yeah, I reckon they're a little bit too expensive too. Too overpriced. There have just been 250 wave scooters dropped in Auckland. So they're black and they do the exact same thing.

You use an app and you ride the e-scooter. They look like a cooler version of a Lime. They do look cooler, eh? They're not that nerdy green and white. They're black with a white Wave logo on them. However, when you want to ride a Lime, you download the Lime app. When you want to ride a Wave, you have to download an app called Bird. I mean, they didn't think that through, did they?

Call them birds. Yeah. Or call your app Wave. Yeah, but then, you know, people could get confused because someone would go, look at that bird. And there's already a couple of other. You mean the avian variety? I mean, it could be an animal.

It could be a lady. It could be, I mean, a scooter now. I'm going to ride that bird. Yeah, actually, no, it's got that. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, you can't do that. Can't say that. No.

You want the fastest one, though. If you're anything like me, I think you want to be on the fastest one. But say it for the other name, what you just said. What? I'm going to ride that. Lime. I'm going to ride that wave. Oh.

Yeah, we'll call you Dumb App Wave then. That's all I'm saying. Make it easier for us. Literally, producer Ellie's in studio and we all just came to that realisation. Bree and I have been out racing e-scooters, so you can know which one's better, okay? This is scientific. It was done under controlled circumstances.

We both did a lap of Auckland's Victoria Park. You on a lime and me on a lap of Auckland's Victoria Park. You on a lime and me on a wave. That's the way we did it, eh? Yeah. Yeah, you were on the lime, I was on a wave. We don't know who was faster. No.

Ellie's got the results for us. But first, join us as we race e-scooters. To you, New Zealand. Not that one. Not that one. Join us as we race e-scooters. Hi, folks, and welcome to the most intense race you'll see on your social media feed today. What would win, away or alive? Go! E-scooter!

Alright, he's off and he's away. I mean, you know, I don't know if you're allowed to use your foot. That is kind of cheating. We are. He's in the home straight now. When he's coming down, it's Roberts. He's down low. Roberts, Roberts. And he's over the finish line. How was it? Nice.

It's quite a big, like, power to weight ratio difference between her. I should lose a few seconds, but having a few kilos. On your marks, get set, race. Good luck. Hope you lose. don't crash! I was kicking, is it legit to kick before we do it? We weren't sure about that, but she's doing it. You're supposed to kick, right?

You're supposed to kick. Stretch, don't hit this lady. Here she comes, come on mate, head down! Head down, head down! You almost took out that dog! Well, good race, good race. Good race, good race. Good race. And we'll find out the scores on the show.

Someone has asked on the text machine which one costs more. Yes. Do you want to say that before the results? Sure. The lime costs 20 cents more. Yes, it did. And so after that, let's go to the verdict. Producer Ellie, out of a lime and a wave, which was faster?

Would you like me to say the times or would you just like me to say which one's faster? Give us the times. Give us the times. It was an 800 metre course. Yes. Give us one time first. All right.

We had Clint on the wave first, and his time was 2 minutes, 11 seconds, 0.3. Thank you very much. Good time. Then we had Bree on the lime second, and her time was 2 minutes flat. Yes! She's taken it!

She's taken it! She's taken it! Oh, technically the lime's taken it. Yeah, no. I was on the lime. The lime's taken it. Yeah. Well, there you go, New Zealand. You want to be on the fastest scooter, you need to be on a lime.

It will cost you more, though. It'll cost you 20 cents more. 20 cents more. So, I mean, you know. Hey, that's good. That was science. I like that. Bree and Clint, the podcast, you know. Hey, that's good. That was science. I like that. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

The most unlikely of heroes continues to make news around the world, and that's Egg Boy, the guy who cracked the head. Cracked the head? No, cracked the egg on the head of that. Senator. Well, yeah, I was going to say racist senator, but yeah, if you want to put it lightly, senator. The guy who blamed the Christchurch attacks on Muslim people themselves.

He was 17, I think, egg boy? Egg boy 17, yeah. And he went up behind him and he cracked an egg straight on his head. He's now got half a million Instagram followers. That's legit too. That's the Real Egg Boy account. That is crazy. His real name's Will Connolly.

His lawyer spoke to the media today. I saw earlier on Facebook Live his lawyer was speaking to the media and just talking about how he's not posting on social media anytime soon because there has been people posing as him on Twitter. He'll be getting all kinds of endorsement deals too. Farmer Brown eggs, they'll be in there. Yeah.

Probably mostly egg endorsements, to be honest, but all kinds of endorsements. What about like that egg machine, Egg Magic? What's Egg Magic? Haven't you seen that? No. You like put like an egg into this thing and it makes it into an egg roll. Oh, yeah, that sounds good.

Egg boy could be the face of that. Egg McMuffins. McDonald's could get them on board. Yeah, that's good. He's getting a lot of stuff though. He's getting a lot of stuff. He's also getting a lot of attention. John Oliver, who does that show last week tonight,

and he raps on New Zealand a lot, John Oliver. It's all in jest. He's the guy that covered how New Zealand isn't featured on certain maps. Yeah, that's John Oliver. Yeah. He's talking about Igboi too. Thankfully, there was immediate outcry following Alan's comments and one young Australian went a bit further.

These sort of things happen when people are getting attacked in their own... You might argue that an act like that has no place in politics, and I'm sure Fraser Anning is furious. He did punch that boy in the face. But I've prepared a statement in response on that. The real cause of Fraser Anning getting hit with an egg is Fraser Anning saying things that prompt people to throw eggs at him? He may be the victim today, but usually he's a huge f***. He went hard on Fraser Anning, didn't he? Eggboy's also being given lifetime free access to concerts by certain bands.

Yeah. Not necessarily good bands, but bands nonetheless. Do you want to hear some of them? Yeah, so what bands have come out and said that? Aussie hip-hop group Hilltop Hoods have come out and said that he's welcome. And I love it because that's when your hard work gets you. You love Hilltop Hoods, eh? I think it's because I've met them a few times and they're the nicest guys. Good guys?

Yeah, and I like their music too. So they've said, Egg Boy, you have free entry to any Hilltop's Hood show for life should you wish. That's awesome. Then another Aussie band's come out. Remember The Living End? Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure a 17-year-old really knows

who The Living End is, but still, it was nice to see you, right? How big is The Living End? They said, this kid is welcome at any Living End show, anytime, anywhere, in Egg Boy We Trust. Heaps of other ones. I don't recognise them all. It's a nice gesture. We should say he's got free access to Hot Mess Express gigs for the rest of his life,

which he does. Can we say that now? Yeah, let's openly say that. Hot Mess Express, man, they were a good act for about five minutes. Remember they had this song? The most bizarre one that he's been offered though, Egg Boy,

has been offered lifetime access to any Wheatus show that he likes. Which I'm just glad that they're still going, Wheatus.

I'm glad they're still doing shows. To be honest, I didn't know that they were. No, neither did I, but I'm glad to hear it. And this, I mean,

and that's great and that brings back great memories. This is definitely one of my top three favourite Wheatus songs too. So there you go. Name one more Wheatus song. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, I will. Name one more. Yeah, um, oh, look at that, we're out of time. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. Stupid, trivial, but fun game where we try and guess how many followers do famous people have on Instagram. You know?

You can play in the card too. You can shout your number at the radio and then find out if you're correct or incorrect. You can even keep score for yourself. You can even buy yourself a prize if you beat yourself. You can even have pasta for dinner tonight if you want. You can do whatever you want. It's your life. Ellie gives us the celebrities.

It is first to three. Ali, let us know who the first celeb is in the Insta Fame game. All right, the first celeb, new celeb actually, and you've just mentioned him. It's Will Connolly slash Egg Boy. I knew he was going to be in there. And I was like, I should go and check. Yeah.

I should go and find out how many he's got. Yep. I know roughly, but it keeps going up. See, I haven't done it. Hang on, when did you get your number? When did you last check? I did it after that break. Yeah.

I outdated it because it is going up. All right, for Egg Boy, Clint, you've got $550,000. Brie, you've got $510,000. Will Connolly has $575,000. That is a point to Clint. Get in there. Yes. That is crazy. That is crazy.

It is crazy. And he hasn't posted anything yet. What's his first post going to be, eh? I know. It's got to be iconic. With great power comes great responsibility, egg boy.

Okay, give us another one. The second one, Kiwi Duo, who have just postponed their show in Nelson. They've actually just announced the date, which is Tuesday,

14th of May, but it's broods. That's the date for the, that's the new date? Yes, we've just got information now, yeah. Yeah, good call from those guys. Okay, how many for Broods? Yeah. Alrighty.

For Broods, Clint, you've put 40,000, where you've put 175,000. Broods has 98.7,000, which means Clint gets the point, I think. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, good. Damn it. Producer Ben will let us know if that's wrong, but yeah, I'm pretty sure I got that point. Yeah, pretty sure you did. Cool, okay, one more.

It looks like Producer Ben is working furiously with the numbers. He's a mathematical genius. He can figure this stuff out by himself. Cool, give us another one. All right. Oh, this is the game, by the way. How about we get this one? Just no pressure, but you need this.

Thanks for reminding me. All right, your next celeb. She has donated $10,000 US dollars to the Relief Project in New Zealand. It's Madonna. Did she really? Yeah. What a curveball from you. There you go.

The last one was always a curveball. you. There you go. The last one's always a curveball. It's not meant to be the last one. You're meant to be more competitive than this. Yeah, it's meant to keep going, mate. I mean, this is definitely not the last one. Madonna. She's got to be up there. She's got to...

I'm not helping Brie, actually. I'm going to say... Oh, Changing it. All right, for Madonna. She's definitely mums of Instagram, though. Yeah. In saying that, Ellen's got one of the biggest accounts in the world. She's killing it.

Yeah. True. All right, Clint, for Madonna, you've put $3.5 million. Yeah. Brie, you've put $8 million. Madonna has $13.2 million. We're going for another one. Oh, magic.

Woo! Back in. Okay, yeah, give us another one.2 million. Oh, we're going with another one. Oh, magic. Woo! Back in. Okay, yeah, give us another one. All right. This is actually another celeb who's donated in America to the Christchurch Relief. It's Chris Rock. Is Chris Rock donated?

Yeah, $5,000 US dollars. Good man. Awesome. How many for Chris Rock? Chris Rock. Ooh. Ooh. Mmm. How many for Chris Rock? Chris Rock. This is a complete stab in the dark. All right, for Chris Rock.

Clint, you've put $15 million. Brie, you've put $4 million. Chris Rock has $3.3 million. Oh, jeez. Down to a tie break. I believe that's a tie break. How the hell did we end up here? Okay. Tie break. Hit us hell did we end up here? Okay. Tie break.

Hit us with it, Ali. The last person in the Insta fame game. All right. This is another celeb who has donated money. 1,000 US dollars to the relief. It's Ashton Kutcher. Did Ashton Kutcher donate? He did.

He did. Could have donated a bit more money. Oh, yeah, 1,000. It's Ashton Kutcher donate? He did He did Could have donated a bit more than that Oh, pretty Oh, yeah, 1,000 It's Ashton Kutcher Yeah, 1,000 USD, I mean You better not be punking us as well It's American dollars

That's USD So it's about 1,500 About a million How many Instagram followers Yeah, does Ashton Kutcher have? Formerly the most followed man on Twitter in the world Did you know that? Stop trying to put me off.

I'm going to give Ashton Kutcher 25 million. All right. So, Clint, you've put 25 million for Ashton Kutcher. Brie, you've put 20 million. Oh, it just has to be more than 25 and I win. Oh, come on. Ashton Kutcher. Come on, we all believe in you.

Has 3.3 million. It's a game to Brie. Oh, she came from behind. Wait. I believe that makes it all tied up five games apiece. Congratulations to Brie. Everyone's really happy for you. You definitely deserved it.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Huge news out of Netball New Zealand yesterday. The Silver Ferns this year, as they get ready for the World Championships, World Cup World Championships, will take on the New Zealand men's team. By the way, no one's told us

what the New Zealand men's netball team is called, by the way. There is a text saying that this is huge for men's netball. Yeah, it is huge for men's netball. Yeah, it is huge for men's netball. Yeah. It'll be the best game those guys have ever had playing against the Silver Ferns. And that's from someone who's, and I'm saying this as someone who's played a lot of netball, by the way.

I played indoor for about nine years. Men's netball, very different to women's netball. I always played mixed. It changes into more like a rugby kind of netball. Someone said it is the most contact, non-contact sport

in the world. And I'd probably agree with that. Right. Yeah. That's interesting. Someone on the text machine is saying that the men's team is called the Men's Ferns. Men's Ferns. That's not a good name. Is that right? I don't know. Men's Ferns. That's not a good name. Is that right? I don't know.

Men's Ferns. It doesn't roll off the tongue, does it? No. So we thought, well, who do you think is going to win that game? First of all, out of the Silver Ferns and the New Zealand men's team. I've got to say, I've never seen the New Zealand men play. I've played against some of the New Zealand men's indoor reps before. Yeah.

And they're incredible. Yeah, the men's team would be awesome. I mean, the Silver Ferns are amazing as well. Yeah. And they're incredible. Yeah, the men's team would be awesome. I mean, the Silver Ferns are amazing as well. Yeah. It'll be interesting. Who do you think is going to win? I'd have to say the men. You think the men are going to beat the Silver Ferns?

Yeah, maybe. Silver Ferns are a professional team. They play week in, week out. They're going to play ANZ Championship. They're probably more road tested than the men's team. Yeah, but the men's team obviously play together a lot if they're the New Zealand men's team. You don't know that.

You don't know if they can get any games. But, yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah. This is what we're going to do this afternoon. We're going to try and figure out, I've got a list of things here, who would be better. And I don't want you to overthink it, okay? You only get three seconds to think of this.

Okay. Who would be better out of a whole bunch of tasks and jobs and activities and things that people like to do? Men or women? Or if you want to cop out, you can say equal, okay? There is the option to say they'd be equal. Yep. So I'll give you a topic and then you'll hear. And then you have to say it. Here we go. First one. Who would be better, men or women, when it comes to changing attire? Equal. Men. Oh.

If a woman knows how to do it, then... Then she'd be great. Yeah. Yeah. But generally speaking, who would be better, men or women? Probably a man because they're stronger, so they can get the nuts off easier. Okay, next one.

Shouldn't have said that. Who would be better out of men and women at eating a one-litre tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Equal. What? You reckon equal? Yeah. I've never shared a tub of ice cream with a girl and had 50% of that tub.

I've always been left with way less. Have you ever been with a guy that's just been through a breakup? My friend Alan, he can go for gold. Okay, here's another one for you. Who would be better out of men and women at making a bacon and egg pie? Equal. Men. You can't say equal for all of them.

You gave it as a suggestion and I'm taking it. This is why men would be better at making a bacon and egg pie because most men that I know learn how to make one thing and that's what they leave home with and in a flatting situation they go, oh, I'll cook and then they go, you're not going to make bacon and egg pie again, are you? He goes, oh, I'll just do a really good bacon and egg pie.

So it'll be the one good thing that he does, but he'd do it really well. Yeah. Okay. Next one. Who would be better out of men and women when it comes to getting out of a speeding ticket? Equal. Mate, I'm not sexist. I think anyone can be good at anything.

I said better. I said who would be better? And I was about to say woman, but I was just waiting until you said your one. The only person I know who's ever gotten out of a speeding ticket is you. You're the only person I know who's ever gotten out of it. And you know what? If a man used this excuse that I I know who's ever gotten out of it. And you know what? If a man used this excuse that I had, he would have gotten out of the ticket too.

It's 2019. I'm going to say equal for all. I quit this game. Should have told me you were going to do that before we started the game. Tonight, there is a bit of a competition going on within the team, isn't there? And I don't really know how this has come about, but

producer Ben, I don't know if they're listening right now, the producers, we're having a bit of a team hangout tonight, and it's come about that I'm having a pastor off with producer Ben's girlfriend. Steph, or Ben's sugar mama as we like to refer to her.

Yes, the sugar mama of the show. So you're half Italian and I know you pride yourself on your pasta. I, and this is a true story, to get the recipe from my nonna, I had to go to her house many times and watch her cook. She doesn't write anything down. She says, the only way I'm giving you the recipe is if you come over and it goes into your brain. So it's a family tradition.

It's a family tradition. It's a family secret. So Steph, who is Ben's girlfriend, did she challenge you? Is that how this came about? I feel like she might have. It would have been you when you were drunk. Yeah, it would have been me. It would have been like, more pasta.

I'll smash a new one. Ben, what's her pedigree? What's her pasta pedigree? Where does she get her, like, I don't know, skills from? I'm not sure. She's acting very confident and I don't appreciate it. She's made pasta for me twice and it's very, very good. But it's never like she doesn't wander around the house.

Careful, mate. Careful saying she only cooks Italian. I thought he was going to say, but it's not like. It's not that good. No, it's good. It is good. Do not bite the hand that feeds, my friend. Okay, this is great for the rest of us because Ben, Ellie, myself,

my wife, Lucy, Big Gay Alan, we all get to sit there and eat pasta and we're the judges. This is working out great for us. We get double helping of pasta tonight. I've been riled up though today and I don't appreciate this kind of behaviour within the competition. I believed that the rules were we were cooking a straight bolognese. No fancy bolognese.

There's no other different types of pasta. So it could be judged fairly bolognese versus bolognese. Yeah. And then I'm informed earlier today that Steph will be cooking some fancy, fancy sausage and fennel pasta. Guess what? Back in the old country, they didn't have no fennel. They didn't have no – well, they did have sausage and they probably did have fennel, but –

You've never been to the old country. My nonna told me. You've never been. Also, also, put your best pasta foot forward Like don't But I didn't know this I've just slaved over my kitchen all morning Because my pasta takes way longer to cook

Than like 20 minutes Okay, if you think you've been You think you've been ripped off here No, I still think I'll win But I'm just saying You went and made your own fresh pasta And didn't tell Steph that you were doing that You were trying to rock up with some big pasta move where you go,

oh, sorry, I don't use packet stuff. I've prepared my own pasta for the challenge today. Well, you know what? All's fair in love and pasta. And if she wants to cheat, I'll bring my stuff to the table. She's not cheating. She's just making her pasta. Literally.

Oh, this is going to be good. It's going to end in tears. But. Who do you think is going to win? Don't ask me that. No, I'm going to ask you. Who do you think? Well, who do I think is going to win?

No, what is your honest answer? I won't be mad. Steph's one sounds delicious. Until we get off air. The fennel sausage dish Oh fennel I hate that herb Fennel can piss off

Your one Has family heritage And I'm keen to taste Nuna's recipe Also there's the added burden Of not insulting Your late nuna By saying it's not

The best meal I'm stuck between A rock and a hard place Trust me My nuna Known to haunt people Right Well

With that in mind, I will bring the result back to the show tomorrow. No, I want your honest answer and the rest of the team, if you want to keep your job, you'll know who to vote for, right? You want my honest answer when? That includes you, Producer Ben. Tomorrow or today? Honest answer? I want your honest, actually,

I want your honest answer now and then tomorrow we will get the real answer. I'm nervous about how much of a dark horse Ben's girlfriend Steph is because she's just come out of nowhere. Why would you challenge

an Italian to a pastor off if you didn't have a great pastor? That's all I'll say. That's what I thought. You attested. I'm in here. I just swore at you

in Italian. You made me do that. You just swear in Italian. You made me do that, mate. Right, okay. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's do a birthday banger. We take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Hi, Kirsten. Kirsten? Kirsten.

Hi, Kirsten. Kirsten. Hi. Kirsten, hi. What's your birthday? My birthday, 16th of September, 1976. Okay, Kirsten, Kirsten. Hi. What's your birthday? My birthday, 16th of September, 1976. Okay, Kirsten, you were 16 in 1992 on the 16th of September, and this is your birthday banger.

Don't tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart. I just don't think it understands. Is Miley's dead? Yeah. Can't you tell my heart? Billy Ray. Billy Ray Cyrus. How do you feel about that?

Don't choose that one, no. Kirsten, that country song took the world by storm. Oh. You know what? No, catch on. Yeah, listen, she feels sick. We've played it before, too, and we had to cut it off halfway through. That was a travesty, can I say?

Just saying. I mean, Billy Ray Cyrus, what a lyrical genius. Hi, Sasha. Hi. What's your birthday, Sasha? 10th of June, 1998. Okay, Sasha, you were 16 in 2014 on the 10th of June

and on that day, this was number one. So am I wrong? I'm thinking that we could be something for real. Both Nico and Vince. You get Am I Wrong. How do you feel about that? Oh, it's a banger.

I loved that song too, sir. Okay, all right. We'll do one more. Let's go to Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hey. What's your birthday?

7th of August, 95. Okay, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hey. What's your birthday? 7th of August, 95. Okay, Hannah, you were 16 in 2011 on the 7th of August. And back in 2011, this topped the charts. Moves like Jagger. Hannah, I have to warn you, Clint hates this song. I hate it. It isn't better. No. What, do you like it?

Oh, it's not bad. I like it, Hannah. Don't mind it. Is it a great birthday banger? Should it win? I reckon. No, you were just saying that to rile me up now. I hate that song.

Why do you hate it, though? I think it's, I don't know. I hate the, I hate the, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. And I hate, I just that song. Why do you hate it, though? I think it's, I don't know. I hate the, I hate the, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. And I hate, I just, ugh. Oh, and then Christina Aguilera comes on. She really goes to, oh, it's great. I'll give you Christina. She's the best bit of the song.

She is good, yeah. Like, can they do a version that just has Christina? Look, don't get me started on Moves Like Jagger. It does not have my vote today. Hannah, do you reckon we should vote for Moves Like Jagger? I reckon we should. I think I'm feeling it. Yeah.

Well, cool, then I vote for Nico and Vins. All right, let's go. Anything but that. Let's go to the producer's vote. Ellie, don't make this worse than it needs to be. Tell us what song we're playing for Birthday Banger. Well, she's deliberating. Is it between Naked Breaking Heart and Moves Like Jagger?

No, Moves Like Jagger and Nico and Vince. Oh, sorry. I don't like either of them. So just to annoy Clint, I'm going to pick Moves Like Jagger. Oh, Hannah. What did I do to you? What did I do to you?

Hannah's happy. Here you go,'s what it's all about. What did I do to you? Hannah's happy. Here you go, Hannah. Thank you, Hannah. Here's your stupid song. Thank you. Yeah. So Blockbuster will officially have one Blockbuster left in the whole entire world come the end of this month.

Why? Where's the other one? So currently in the world, there is two blockbusters that are still open. Yeah. There's one just outside of Perth in Australia. Yeah. And the other one is in Oregon. Okay.

In America. Which one's closing? The one in Perth. Ah, sorry people of Perth. Yeah. Sorry you're losing your store. Closing down. At first, when they first started going out of business, I was like, Perth. One near Perth. Sorry, people of Perth. Yeah. Sorry you're losing your store. Closing down. Kind of.

At first, when they first started going out of business, I was like, yeah, go away, you stupid video stores and your late fees and you're taking me to Baycorp over at South Park DVD. They got so crazy over the late fees, didn't they? They really, really did. And now I kind of miss the ritual of like on a Friday because you knew what you were going to watch.

You spent some time in the store and you made your choice carefully and then you'd paid for them so you had to watch them. Can I just say this was like a family tradition for my family and my mum and us kids all the time. We were like regulars and we absolutely loved going to the video store. And I think the video store in my local town only closed down like last year as well. Yeah,

that stuff is gong. And we were devastated. Yeah. Because it's like so different to picking something on Netflix and then you get like 10 minutes in

and you're like. You're just not committed. Nah. You didn't have to pay, you didn't pay for it. You know when you need your mum and mate to suffer through a video,

you're like, we paid for this bloody movie, you are going to enjoy. You sit and you watch. You are going to watch all of this. Exactly. So yeah, to enjoy. You sit and you watch. You are going to watch all of this. Exactly. So yeah, the last blockbuster in the whole world

will be located in Oregon and they're saying they're not closing down. They're saying they're staying open. Right. And it's kind of a novelty now, which I think will work in their favour. Yeah, it'll be a special thing. Like you'd have one of the last blockbuster membership cards.

Remember they used to laminate those and put them on your key ring? Yeah. I'm actually in the market for a video renting place that I would like to, you know, go to. Right, in Oregon. I mean, you know, if that's the last one, I may as well. I need to give them a call because I want to know how much are late fees. You know, what are the new releases going for. So we're going to call the last ever Blockbuster in Oregon right now.

Oh, good tune. Yeah. Very appropriate. Blockbuster Ben, how can I help you? Hi there. I was just wanting to ask a few questions. I'm in the market to find a new video store that I want to rent from, but I just want to know a few questions about the Blockbuster.

Okay. Cool. I was just wondering what your guys' late fees are. So for our week-long rentals, it is 49 cents a day that the movie's late. For our three-night rentals, it is 49 cents a day that the movie is late. For our three night rentals, it is 99 cents a day that the movie is late. Okay, cool. And what were the actual prices for the rentals? So all of our new releases, which is everything that's come out in the past 10 months is going

to be $3.99. Um, all of our other movies are 99 cents unless they're considered a gold favorite, which is just a more popular movie. Um, those ones are going to be $1.99. Okay, cool. On the gold favorites, I was just wondering, is True Lies, does that come under the gold favorites? So that one would actually be a $0.99 one.

That one is not a gold favorite. Oh, that's interesting. And one more thing. I was wanting to rent a video this weekend. I was hoping that you guys had Titanic 2. Titanic 2. I'm not sure I've ever heard of that one. It is one of my personal favorites.

It looks like we do not carry Titanic 2. We only carry it. I've never heard of it. I'll have to check it out. But it looks like we only carry the first one. Right. I mean, me personally, I think Titanic 2 is the better one of the two, but that's my personal opinion. But that's awesome. You've been so helpful. Yeah, no problem. Thank you. Also,

one last thing. Congratulations on becoming the last blockbuster on Earth. Thank you. It's pretty cool. I've worked here for almost six years, so it's pretty cool to be the last one now. Wow, that's amazing. Alright, well, I'll see you guys soon. Perfect, thank you. Have a great night. Bye. Well, I mean, if they don't have Titanic 2, I just can't go there.

I don't understand. Why weren't video stores that nice in New Zealand when they were still here? If they were as lovely as that lady, I'd still go there. Mine were always like, give us back our DVDs or we will sue you. We will send you to prison. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. So it turns out being royal, there's a lot of rules and regulations.

Royal. Royal. There's a lot of rules and regulations you need to follow. Oh, what do you mean turns out? Yeah, true, actually. We already knew that, didn't we? Did you think it was like a do what you want, ragtag kind of? Well, I knew that there's rules and regulations.

I didn't realize it came down to the fact of you can't say certain words. You're not even allowed to decide what you wear. Like, it has to be verified. It has to be below the knee, and you have to wear your hair in it. No cleavage. No cleavage. No cleavage. So this list has come out about seven words that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle aren't allowed to say. Okay.

So I thought we'd get a theme song for the break. Yeah. It was this. The seven things I hate about you. The seven things I hate about you. I was going to say, no, it's not perfect. I mean, it's not perfect. I mean, it's not perfect.

You want to try again? You want to try again? No, that's okay. No, you can nail it this time. You'll get it. I thought we needed a theme song. I thought we needed a theme song. The seven things I hate about you I panic.

I panic. So I'll give you the words, and then I thought it'd be cool to test it out because they're saying that the words that they don't want them to use aren't as fancy as the ones that they do want them to use. Okay, cool. And then we'll test it afterwards. Yeah.

So the seven words that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle aren't allowed to say because they're in the royal family are toilet. Toilet. They have to say loo. Pardon. Pardon. They have to say loo Pardon Pardon They have to say sorry or sorry what Okay, yeah

They can't say couch What do they say? Satie They have to say sofa Sofa, yeah They can't say dessert What do they say? Pudding

Have to say pudding Dessert is fancier than pudding And pudding doesn't cover all desserts Does it not? I don't think so cover all desserts does it not i don't think so okay what about ice cream you don't call that a pudding is that's but that no the meal is pudding like the occasion is putting like lunch pudding is i thought that was an actual dish i thought wow interesting perfume they can't say that. What do they need to say? They have to say scent. Tea, they can't say tea, as in referring to dinner.

Oh, I was going to say, they love tea. They have to say supper. Dinner is supper. So what's, okay, yeah. And they also can't say posh. Because they are posh. Yeah, they have to say fancy. Okay.

So what I've done, I've written a sentence that uses all the words they aren't allowed to say. Yeah, cool. And then I've rewritten that sentence with all the words they have to say. Okay. And you tell me if you think it gets fancier. Cool. Right? So sentence with all the words they aren't allowed to say.

Pardon me, could you show me where the toilet is? I've accidentally taken a dump on the couch after I ate that dairy dessert after tea. Quickly, the perfume from the dump isn't smelling all that posh. I mean, horrific. I mean, it sounds terrible. It's a horrific occasion

but it sounded fancy enough. But I think it's because of the words. That's why it doesn't sound fancy. Okay, jazz it up for us. Go on, jazz it up. Sorry, but could you please show me where the loo is? I've accidentally taken a dump on the sofa after I ate that dairy pudding after supper. Quickly, the scent from the dump isn't smelling all that fancy.

It does sound better. No, the scent from the dump isn't smelling all that fancy. It does sound better. No, it's still a role play where you took a dump on someone's couch. So, yeah. Yeah. True story. I was going to say the worst bit is

it's a true story. Did him spree in Clint, the podcast. Have you heard about the bar in Napier that's defending themselves because they've got CCT cameras in the toilets? I've heard about it. I don't know the details. I'm really keen to know how you defend putting cameras in the toilet. So they're not in the actual cubicles.

Yeah. But so the owner of the bar has come out and said that at one point they needed to put a camera in the male toilets because the hand dryer was getting damaged. Right. So they aimed the camera towards the hand dryer. Right. But I'm pretty sure there's also cameras in the female toilets,

not in the cubicles. No. But in that, you know, like in the, what would you call that area? In the waiting room? The waiting area? I know what you mean. Directly outside the cubicles where you wash your hands, right? Yeah.

Yeah. The bathroom area. Yeah. It's just, it's not the sort of place i expect there to be a camera and i'm not going in there for nefarious deeds i'm just you think that's a private spot i guess you know yeah like if you look to be honest the last thing that i want on camera is footage of me in a bathroom do they do they. Is there a sign that says hey there's a camera in here? I don't think so.

Like is it announced hey we've had issues with some people interfering with the hand dryer so we've got a camera in here. Also who's checking the footage? Like what are you going to see? Someone not washing their hands? Well that's the other bit.

What if you're not a hand washer and then they get that on footage? You didn't know that. You thought you were just happily going about your germy business and not having to wash your hands because no one's going to know. So walk out.

Because I mean, that's the world we're moving towards these days is cameras everywhere. Yeah. Do I think it's okay if it's outside the cubicles? No, because if I had an accident of any variety, I'd still like to think that I could whip my pants off

and put them under the tap and then dry them off with a hand dryer. No, seriously. Seriously, you'd think you'd be in a safe situation there. I don't want footage of that. I don't think anyone's going to film me. Why are you looking at me like that? What are you looking at me like that for? I said any kind of accident

Did that happen? No, no, no, no That could go for What if you dropped a sauce on yourself at the restaurant? That's what I was talking about What type of sauce are we talking about? I'm talking about any kind of sauce A mushroom sauce, tomato sauce

You want to be able to take your pants off in the toilet And know that no one's filming you Okay, that is a statement that is fine to be made And you can quote me in or out of context on that one. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I'm not the one who put up the camera.

Is it? Stop making me sound like the weirdo. For the record, I've not had an accident in a restaurant in a very long time. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts Hit music, live the air

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