ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 19th 2020

Episode Date: March 19, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. There's been something happening on our show for the last seven weeks which hasn't made its way onto the podcast. Some of the stuff doesn't. Some of the competitions we do don't get put in there. Which this has been one of the biggest, I think the most money any competition on ZM has ever given away. The reason that these competitions aren't in the podcast is because if you're listening

overseas you can't play. Yeah, so it's annoying. So there's not really, oh I guess, I mean, you know, you might be able to listen and play along, you can't play. Yeah, so it's annoying. So there's not really, oh, I guess, I mean, you know, you might be able to listen and play along, but you can't win. Anyway, it's the secret sound. We have had a sound that we've been getting the country to try and figure out for almost two months. Let's play the sound now, give people listening a chance

to guess for the next 30 seconds, and then we'll obviously tell them what happened. Oh, what is that? That's the sound right there. That is what has been making people pull their hair out for seven weeks. If you know what it is straight away and you've never heard any of the clues,

God, what a shame you weren't here to play the game with us. Anyway, this afternoon someone won $100,000. Have a listen to this. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Let's go! Oh my God. Oh, it's on baby, this afternoon. Soundgiver Gary is walking around in circles at the moment. He's pacing. After releasing what I believe to be the most obvious clue in Secret Sound history.

That's what I believe anyway. It's a sitter, Gary. I think I've figured it out, and you think you've figured it out. Yeah, with help from you. True, I did guide you in the right direction a little bit. I kind of was on the right track but not really. I think though,

I think that this clue is so obvious that it would be unfair of us to say what we think it is. So... I don't want to say. I want to make it fair

for everyone. Look, if you have access to a phone near four o'clock, just best of luck. I would love to hear people on the text machine if you want to text through 9696, do you know

what it is? Yeah. After this clue. After this clue, because obviously it's not going to be a detriment to you, because we're going to be the only ones who see it. Soundkeeper Gary, can we play that clue again? Is that okay for us to do? We have your permission to play the clue. Here comes the clue.

And then I'm just checking I'm going to play the one that's in red. That's the one that I'm going to play. Yeah, let's not play the wrong thing. Okay. This is the latest clue that Georgia just released on ZM. I know what it is. I know what it is and I know how it related to yesterday's clue, and I know how it related to the clue before that yesterday.

I'm so excited. I feel like that moment in The Matrix when Neo starts seeing The Matrix for the first time, like it's not numbers anymore. He starts seeing shapes. That's what I feel like is going on. There is a lot of text coming through, can I say, and I've seen someone who we believe because we don't know for sure. No, that's the other thing, right?

But in amongst those texts, there's some people who've got it right. That we think have got it right. There's some people in there who have got what we think it is. But, but, we've done this before, haven't we, mate? We've done this before.

Mainly me, where I was like, 100% this is what it is, and then we, mate? We've done this before. Mainly me where I was like 100%. I know what it is. This is what it is and then we find out it's not it. Okay. Well, 4 o'clock, good luck. You have all the clues now. Well, all the clues to date and someone will have a chance at 4 o'clock at $100,000 on 0800DIALZM.

My goosebumps. I'm going to have goosebumps all afternoon, I think. Get your whole family to start ringing. Yeah, absolutely. Start working in teams. Call your friends. Travel in packs. Bree and Clint. Before then, we're going to have a bit of fun, as we always do.

And next, a conversation about everybody's favourite topic, food! We love food on this show, and we want your opinion on a certain type. Bree and Clint. We'll talk about that after the Dua Lipa on ZM. Brie and Clint. I want to do some food power rankings right now. Yes.

I love food. I love talking about food. It's the best thing in life. You and I have food in common, which isn't a stupid thing to say. It's like when someone says a foodie. They say they're a foodie. Everyone's a foodie. Are they, though? Yeah, everyone's a foodie.

Everyone eats food. But do people, I feel like there's different levels of how much you love it. There's different levels, but there's a chance that soon we'll all be on the same level and that is just eating whatever's in the pantry. Yeah, pretty much. Putting together stuff from, you know, the weirdest

ingredients. Yeah, we're not going to restaurants for a while. Sorry to the restaurant industry. We will support you as much as we can via things like Uber Eats for as long as we can. But we're not going to be going out for dinner for quite a long time, I feel. So we're going to be eating food out of a can. And that's why this afternoon I want to do a call out to find

what is the best food that comes in a can. It's a very good bit of knowledge to know at the moment. I need to ask because obviously, you know, I am a foodie like you. Is the same category, I feel like canned food and jar food should be included. Oh, okay. Like food in a jar. Oh, good. Because it's airtight.

Yeah. You know, so I feel like it's the same category. Okay, I'll meet you on that. Yeah. I will include food in a jar. Yep. But I refuse to include food in a pouch. Okay? No food in... Okay, that's fair. Alright. Food in a jar. What's the best food from a can slash a jar?

Okay? Are you throwing anything in the mix? Yeah, I'm going to throw something in straight away. Yeah. Because I think I've found something that comes in a can that is better than not in a can. Yeah. I reckon the canned stuff something in straight away. Yeah. Because I think I've found something that comes in a can that is better than not in a can. Yeah. I reckon the canned stuff is better than

the fresh stuff. Right. Beetroot. Tinned beetroot. Oh. Tinned beetroot. I love tinned beetroot. Tinned sliced beetroot

is better than regular beetroot. You know one of my favourite meals is like cut up beetroot and you cut up cheese and you put vinegar on it.

Whoa, what's that meal? Some weird Italian thing, I don't know. Cheese, beetroot and vinegar. And then usually throw some ham in there. It's delicious. Yeah, the best canned food is tinned beetroot. Oh, yeah.

I'm with you on that. I love beetroot. Okay, what have you got? I mean, I know it's the most obvious one, but I am probably one of the biggest lovers of baked beans. I think it's such a great food. Wait. Wait.

Did you just force me to crowbar jars in there and then you're going to choose a food that's in a can? Yours is in a can. Yeah. You made us include jar, but you're not saying a food from a jar. Oh, yeah. No, I was just saying I want to give people the option. Right, okay.

You know what is very good that comes in a jar? Baked beans in a jar. I haven't seen that, but I'd take it. Cocktail onions. Cocktail onions. Cocktail onions. Oh, I love cocktail onions. Pickles, gherkins. Oh, pickles.

Yeah, nothing beats beetroot for me, though. Before we go wide to New Zealand to find out what is the best canned slash jarred food, producers, chuck something on the power rankings. What's the best food from a jar? Do you know what's good is the baked beans with the sausages in it. Oh, yeah. You know, those things. I've never had that. Oh, yeah. You know, those things.

I've never had that. Oh, it's quite nice. But if you're wanting a sweet dessert. Sausages in the baked beans. Tiny fake sausages. No, I don't know about that. But a good dessert is vanilla creamed rice. Oh, how good is creamed rice?

Creamed rice is good. Okay, producer Ben, you go hiking and tramping. I'm sure you use a lot of tinned food. I don't because it's heavy, but I would go spaghetti. Spaghetti, yeah. I love tinned spaghetti. Yeah. Waddy's or Oak? What's Oak?

Yeah, good answer. Definitely Waddy's. That's the correct answer. Yeah, spaghetti's good. Do you guys have Oops? Oops? What? They literally like the same thing as like tinned spaghetti,

but it's in like little circles and they're called Oops. Nah. Oh. No. No, not yet anyway. like little circles and they're called oops. Nah. Oh. No. No, not yet anyway. Okay, well hopefully they're on the way. 0800 dials at M or text to 9696. This afternoon's important topic is, what is the best food that comes in a can slash a jar?

Oh, tin tiramisu. Tin-a-misu. Tin-a-misu. I saw you can get a whole roast chicken in a can by the way No too far Oh it's not roast it's raw and then you roast it That's banned from the list Yeah that's banned don't call with that

Let us know what's on We're filling the hours by asking you the question What's the best food out of a can? Or we'll take jar Yeah actually we'll take jar as well You made jar be in there we haven't had any entries from a jar yet. What about artichoke hearts? From a jar or a can?

I'm pretty sure they're from a jar. Right, I'll take those. They're not better than anything we've said already, though. Ross Boss is furiously disinfecting the studio at the moment. Ross. Did you hear this? Yeah. That's called safety, brr.

That's a dead old wipe on a microphone. Is that the secret sound? What is this? This doesn That's called safety, burr. That's a dead old wipe on a microphone. Is that the secret sound? What is this? This doesn't even have a label on it. Tell us. Take your mind off it for a second. Park the sanitising. And just go on to the other part of all this.

Food. Food. Absolutely right. What's the best food in a can? It has to be spaghetti with little saucies in there. Because then you get it, but you're getting... Who are these people that are buying that? Well, you're getting a whole meal.

Producer Ellie said baked beans with the sausages in it. Nah, baked beans are gross. Oh, really? It does not surprise me that you like them. Excuse me, liking baked beans is not a controversial opinion. Excuse me, are you going to town on baked beans on our show? Sorry, no, baked beans. Just little rolled up bits of cardboard and sauce.

Yeah, sure. Baked beans are one of the greatest inventions on this planet. Beans, beans, the musical food. It may feel like wartimes, but it's not wartimes. You don't need to go that, sleep that low. Have some spaghetti. Mate, it's interesting times. You can't tell you.

No, you know what we do? We cut up bacon, we cook the bacon off, and then we put a tin of baked beans in there. It is amazing. That's off the list, by the way. You can't get bacon in a can. You're going for individual can. Let's get some perspective. Ange, welcome to this ridiculous

conversation. Hi, Ange. Hi. What do you want to throw in the mix? Well, personally, I believe I can speak for Pacific Highlanders, but just in general, corned beef all the way. Palms, corned beef in a can.

I've heard this. How did I forget about this? You want a full meal in a can, can of palms, corned beef, right? You can do so much with it, honestly. Do you make, does the white sauce come in a can, or do you have to make that on its own? Or is that, that's not a thing? No, it's not really the sort of corned beef you'd put white sauce on.

It's more of minced corned beef, eh, Ange? Yeah, yeah. You've got to get the one with the cow on it, though, because that's probably the best quality. They're not cheap, too. No, right? Like, really? Yeah.

I'm going to try that. I'm interested. It's a Pacific Island delicacy. I love corned beef normally. Let's talk to Toby. Hi, Toby. Hi, Tobes. Hey, mate.

Power rankings. The best food from a can or a jar is? And shared corned beef. I'll top that with chucking some spaghetti wafu corned beef. And there you go, mate. Five-star meal. How much does that cost you, Toby? I don't know.

I haven't done it in a long time. Well, good. Okay. Chuck it in the pantry. I don't know. Six't done it in a long time well good okay chuck it in the pantry I don't know six bucks or something yeah get a free pack

of whatty spaghetti and a big chin of corn and a big and chuck it in my pot and my toast on and there you go kids

dinner we've given you inspiration for dinner I think this is food in a minute thank you Nadia Lim and Tegan finally

what is the best food from a minute. Thank you, Nadia Lim. And Tegan, finally, what is the best food from a can? Mine's a little bit controversial because it's not the savoury kind. I like the fruit salad that comes in a tin, but it has to do with the fruit juice, not the syrup. Oh, the... What, the one with the fake Rociano cherries in it?

Yeah. It's like all of the season's fruit all in one go. All chucked into one big can with a fake cherry. I know the one you're talking about. Fruit juice instead of syrup. Yeah, I don't know. I feel healthier. Right.

Fair enough. Okay, I love that. How do we forget condensed milk? Condensed milk. It comes in a can and it is unbelievable. It is like something sliding down a rainbow going into your mouth. Yeah, and reduced cream too, the one you use to make kiwi onion dip. Amen.

Oh, let's live out of canned food forever. I can do this. This is going to be okay. Bree and Clint. Our job in this situation is to give you a break and to lighten the mood. So how about a new game? Are you ready for a new game, Bree? I'm ready for a new game.

Okay, I've invented this game. I have complete copyright on it. No one's ever done this game before. I have a feeling like that's sarcasm. Welcome to a game I'm calling. I don't know if anyone's called it this before. Welcome to the first ever game of, and this is your chance to play at home, by the way, on the phones.

I know $800. Welcome to the first game of What's in Bree's Mouth? I did not tick this off. I did not tick this off with HR. Now, in brainstorming... Why are people calling? Yeah, they don't even know. I haven't even put the item in Bree's Mouth yet. Now, in brainstorming with this,

I have met with the senior leadership team who have suggested to me that Now in brainstorming with this, I have met with the senior leadership team. Who have suggested to me that I cannot pressure you to put anything in your mouth that you don't want to. Especially during the time of COVID-19. Especially if it's dirty. So the item has been thoroughly disinfected. Okay. But you can refuse to put it in your mouth.

What is this going to be? And if you refuse, then I will have to put it in my mouth. Oh, I like that part of the game. But that's okay. That's completely up to you. I'm about to show you the item. Okay. Obviously, you're not going to say what it is because that's for people to guess. Obviously, yep.

Okay. Now, the item is... Okay. Oh. Topical, huh? Interesting. Mm. Now, would you like to put this in your mouth?

I can do it if you want. Okay, it's been disinfected, then placed in this. It hasn't been touched since it's gone in here. Okay, so I'll touch it. So you need to remove it with your own hands. Okay, perfect. Okay. Yep, now pop the item.

It feels smooth. Please pop the item in your mouth. Okay. And give us a sentence. Hi, I'm Bree, and the item is... Hi, I'm Bree. It's soft. Oh, hard but smooth.

Is that hard but smooth? It's hard but smooth, and it kind of moves around. Now let's go to the phones. If you can guess what's in Bree's mouth, then you win the game. What's in Bree's mouth? Andrew, good afternoon. Good morning, Clint. Well, afternoon. How are we? Yeah, I'm good. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. It's a great day, good afternoon. Good morning, Clint. Well, afternoon.

How are we? I'm good. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. It's a great day, you know. Yeah. Good attitude. Tell me, what's in Bree's mouth?

I'm going to guess it's maybe a wine cork. Oh, good guess. Good guess, but no. It kind of feels cold in my mouth. Yeah, it's cold. It's kind of cold. I'll give out another clue. It's metallic, yeah?

Yeah. It's kind of a metallic-y taste. Yeah. Okay. We could take more calls on this. 0800 dial ZM. Good afternoon. What's in Bree's mouth?

Sorry, what was that? I missed that. Thank you for playing. Welcome to ZM. What's in Bree's mouth, Christy? She's gone too. 0800 dial ZM. What's in Bree's mouth?

Well, I thought it was a latex glove, but if it's metallic, I'm going to go for nail clippers. Oh, that's close. That's close. It kind of has the same ocean. But not correct. Sorry. Thank you for close. It kind of has the same ocean. But not correct. Sorry. Thank you for playing.

Logan, welcome to the game. Hello. Hello. Hello, Logan. Now, for this clue, I'm going to get Bree to place as much of the item in her mouth as possible. Oh, no. And Bree, if you could say what the item is. Sorry? There hole punch.

Sorry? A hole punch. There you go. Logan, what's in Bree's mouth? A hole punch? Oh, my God. He's got it. Yay!

Actually. Correct. It's a hole punch. Well done. No one touched this. Oh, yes. No one touched this, by the way. No, that hole punch. Well, at least it's not the secret sound. No, exactly right. Congratulations, yes. No one touched this, by the way. No, that whole punchline. Well, at least it's not the secret sound.

No, exactly right. Congratulations, Logan. You're our winner today. That's the first ever game of What's in Bree's Mouth. Well, I had fun. Bree and Clint. What's that sound? Set out.

$100,000 secret sound. Which saved my big end. Oh, secret sound. With Save My Bacon. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's here. Okay. Welcome to the secret sound, everybody. ZM secret sound.

Thanks to Save My Bacon that has been running for seven weeks and four days. This has been one of the most frustrating secret sounds. People have been ripping their hair out. People have been joining together to try and guess this thing. We might be able to do that today. Maybe. Maybe. The reason we're so on edge is the clue that Gary released

just before three o'clock. We think is a big one. We think it's a big one. But you and I have been wrong before. Thank you to everybody who's calling for this right now. Only one person can go to air. That's right, that's right. And Brie, are you still holding on to your pill-popping

packet sounds? Not after the last clue, Gav. Right, okay, okay. But I feel like there's part of the guest that goes into that. Right. Some part of that pill-popping guest. Let's get someone on air. Okay, let's bring someone on for Secret Sound.

Welcome to the show, Jess from Wellington. Hi, Jess. Hello. Hello. Hi, Jess. Hello. Where are you right now, Jess? I am at the house where I nanny in Wellington.

Okay. Okay, amazing. Who's around you currently? We've got Edie who's sitting on the iPad in the kitchen, so she has no idea what I'm doing. Have you been playing Secret Sound this whole time? Not really. I've been listening along, but today I thought I'd get on there.

Nice. Really? So this is the first time you've called through? Yeah, this is my first time calling through. Okay. If your guess is the guess that Bree and I think that it is, we think you've got it. But, but I mean, we had the same situation this morning where we had someone on who was extremely confident that they had it. Positive.

And then it wasn't the secret sound. Oh, yeah. Let's give this. I'm not going to work myself up. I'm not going to tell myself. Good idea. Good idea. And I'll just get really disappointed. Don't get excited. I feel like you can work yourself up. I don't know what your guess is. Okay, let's give this thing a go. All right, one step at a time. Jess, this is the secret sound.

What is your guess? I think it's a champagne bottle opening in porn. I thought this might come up. I thought, I was surprised actually this didn't come up earlier. Are we allowed to say Clint? That's what I think it is. That's what I think it is too. But you and I don't know.

Jess, why do you think that's the secret sound? Well, I think the pop gives it away. Yep. And I think it fits the clues. Yep. My heart is... Yeah. My heart is beating out of my chest. Can we hear the sound one more time?

It's all there for me, but I've said that about a lot of guesses. Jess. Fits the last clue in my mind. Fits the clues from yesterday. Yep. Yep. Yep. And I'll give you another clue that BWR

Yeah. Yeah. Blue, white, red. Colours of the French flag. Colours of the French flag. Wait, wait. Champagne is. As in the Champagne province of France. Definitely French. You guys are making me nervous.

Jess, I... Jess? I have goosebumps. Jess, here's what I'm going to do. I'm just going to play you the extended secret sound. This is just for you. No one else listen. This is just for you.

It's an extended video. I've put a little button on Clint's board here. Clint, do you just want to just play that button? Okay. Hey, thank you for Gary here. Congratulations. You just won the secret sound. No.

Jess, Jess, you've won the secret sound and $100,000. Oh, I think I'm going to die. What the hell? $100,000, Jess. What does that mean to you? I don't even know what to do right now. Oh, my God. Edie is going to think I'm so weird.

Doesn't matter. You've got $100,000. Jess, congratulations. You've just won Zinim's Secret Sound. Edie, Edie, Edie. I just won $100,000. Oh, my God. That is so amazing.

I'm running down the house right now. Jess, I'm going to cry for you. No. Jess, was that enough to distract Edie from the iPad? You've won it. It's $100,000. No, that is insane. And to confirm your guess, it is popping champagne out of a bottle.

How? Oh, my gosh. I'm not even that much of a drinker, but I'm going to be drinking so much champagne from now on. Well, you can afford it. Now that you say that, it's incredibly obvious what the secret sound is. How on earth? Jess, congratulations.

Who's the most important person in your life that needs to know this news first? Probably my friend Jodie, who I was going to go half with. Okay, Jess, wait there. That's interesting. We're getting Jodie on the phone, okay? Wait there. We'll put you back to the producers. We're going to get you live on here, and you can tell Jodie on ZM

that you've just won $100,000. Try and catch your breath right now. This is a real moment. It's not a dream. Okay, we'll get... I've never won anything. Oh, my God. We'll be back in a minute.

Bree and Clint, that's a secret sound. Thanks to Save My Bacon, a brighter way to borrow. That is dreams coming true. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's Post Malone and Sunflower. If you missed it, we just gave away $100,000 with ZM Secret Sound. The most money we have ever given away in Secret Sound.

I feel like I just won $100,000. That's how good it feels. It wasn't us. It was you, Jess from Wellington. Oh, my God. It's real. And guess what? We just have a head word from the finance team.

The money is going to be in your account tomorrow. What the hell? Oh, my God. I can't. I don't even know what to say. No waiting. We're transferring it straight through. How much money is in your bank account right now?

Like $300 tops. And I was tripping out because I was going to probably have to stop working when the schools closed down. Of course, because you're a nanny. I have to move home, yeah. Jess, how old are you? 21. What does that mean, being a 21-year-old and winning $100,000?

This is, like, absolutely insane. I think I'm... It's pretty life-changing. I feel like I'm going to wake up from a dream, and I'm just scared it's going to be a dream. Well, it's real. It's not. It's real.

We'll just double-check with Soundkeeper Gary. It's real, right? It's 100% real, popping a champagne bottle. So that middle sound was a gasp because my wife was filming me and she got scared by the pop. Right. And that's how we hit the gasp emoji yesterday. That's correct.

Okay. Jess, who should we talk to first? Actually, let's go to someone in your family. Let's get your dad, Phil, on the phone right now. Phil, good afternoon. Hi, Phil. Hello. Have you heard the news, Phil?

Well, I just heard something, but I'm not too sure what's going on here. Good afternoon. Hi, Phil. Hello. Have you heard the news, Phil? Well, I just heard something, but I'm not too sure what's going on here. Let's let Jess let you know what's going on. Jess, have you got some news to tell your dad? I just won $100,000. Oh, my God. That's amazing. That's what I'd tell you Because you don't usually show much emotion

So I just wanted to hear what you'd say Really? I suppose I've got to make one comment That all income is taxable So I'll be taking some of it Dad tax How much is dad tax at the moment, Phil? 33%

The top tax rate I think it was a carton of beer, I think, Phil. Yeah, Phil. All right, okay. Hey, that's amazing. A hundred grand. Unbelievable. Okay, Dad, wait there for a sec.

Hold on a second, because there's someone else that we need to talk to, because there's a chance that it might not be $100,000. Let's get your friend Jodie on the phone. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jode. Hi. How are you?

Now, you've heard the news, yeah? Oh, my God. I am over the moon. I was literally on chat with Jess being like, have you got through? Jodie, Jess, I feel like there's a conversation that might need to happen right now. Actually, let's get it from Jodie.

Jodie, what did you understand the agreement to be before Jess had won the Secret Sound? Well, she did definitely get through, but I hope that we can come to some mutually agreement. Was the agreement 50-50?

It was, yes. 50-50. Okay, Jess? Yeah, I agree. What? I agree. You're going to-50. Okay, Jess? Yeah, I agree. What? I agree. You're going to give her $50,000? I better be her best friend after this. Jodie, you've just won $50,000.

I honestly can't believe it. I'm like in tears. This is just like insane. How good friends are you that you would split a prize like this? She owes you dinner tonight. Yeah. Yeah, Jodie, let's go out tonight, eh? Yeah, absolutely.

Sounds like we're going cocktail-y. It sounds like you guys are going wherever you want tonight with that. Congratulations once again. The secret sound was the sound of a champagne bottle being popped. The gasp you can hear in the background is soundkeeper Gary's wife as the cork goes off and then you hear the champagne coming out. A hundred thousand dollars. Can I just say, Jess, obviously you got through, you won the money.

You had this deal with your friend Jodie. I just want to say how much it shows your character for sticking to your word and sharing the money. Pretty amazing, and I know that it's gone to someone who truly deserved it, so well done. Oh, thank you so much. Incredible. Congratulations, guys, and thank you once again

for another successful season of The Secret Sound, our friends at Save My Bacon, making borrowing better for financially responsible Kiwis. That's a special moment, everybody. That is very, very cool. God, that makes me feel amazing. I feel so good. Bree and Clint, ZM.

Bree and Clint. Speaking of obviously things being a little bit different at the moment, I realise that a lot of people are working from home. The Fifth Harmony song, obviously super relevant. It's screamed back up the charts. It's going to become a global anthem. It will, eventually. Like those people in Italy that we've seen singing from their balconies.

Yeah. Imagine if everybody just hangs out of their house and sings Fifth Harmony work from home. You can work from home. Anyway, yeah, there's a lot of people working from home and there's a meme that's doing the rounds on the internet at the moment which I found quite funny. And it says, for those working from home, tell me something about your kids but refer to them as your co-workers, your spouse as your CEO and your pet as your secretary.

Love it. Okay. So funny. So just let me get it clear. Kids are co-workers? Kids are co-workers. What's your partner? Your partner is your CEO.

Yeah. And your pet is your secretary. Yeah, right. Okay. I'll give you an example. This is one that someone has written onto the feed. They said, Yesterday, my co-worker tried to leave the office without pants on.

We had to have a meeting with HR to explain that there was nowhere to go and B, his definition of corporate casual didn't meet our company standards. Yeah, wonderful. Yeah. I had this in my workplace slash home just this morning. What happened? My co-worker was vigorously rubbing the secretary and then she shat her pants.

Yeah. See, that's a rough day at work, isn't it? And then I had to change my co-worker's nappy. And while I was changing my co-worker's nappy, she started weeing everywhere. Yeah, she's obviously not feeling well. The secretary did not take it well and went and hid under the bed. The secretary at the place I was staying at this morning

threw up on the couch and then ate it again. Wow. And I was like, that's not on. These are wild times. That is not on. I guess we would rename the bed too at the moment, the boardroom table. Yes, that's the boardroom. Yeah.

Or the workbench. The workbench. The workbench. I want people to call and give us. Where you work from home. Yeah, give us their own. So what do we say? Co-workers is your kids.

The CEO is your spouse. And your pets are secretaries you can have just one of them you don't have to have all three tell us what they're doing at the workplace Walmart I was changing my co-workers nappy by the way the CEO was nowhere to be seen

yeah see they always run off they always run off don't they yep absolutely right you can call us 0800 DIAL ZM tell us what your co-workers, your CEO or your secretary is doing at home. Better fun. Is that better fun? Or you can text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. You know, it's interesting times where everyone is working from home. We're all doing our bit, you know, at this time. And working from home is quite unusual for a lot of people because, you know, sometimes you've got co-workers at home, otherwise known as kids. You've also got your CEO, which is your partner. The boss.

Or your spouse. And then you might have secretaries, otherwise known as pets. Yeah. That's the meme that's going around where people are saying, you know, everyone's working from home. Tell me what's going on at your workplace. Yeah. But use those words instead of, obviously, you know, the real ones.

Let's have a bit of fun with this new reality that we're all in. So let's find out what's going on at April's workplace. Hi, April. Hi, April. Oh, sorry, it's Avril. Oh, Avril, hi. Avril, sorry, Avril. Hey, first of all, are you working from home? No, I'm on maternity leave at the moment.

Oh, right, so you've been home for a while. Okay, tell us about the office structure. What's going on? I accidentally locked the secretary in a room because my co-worker was screaming about how hungry she was and that she'd pooed her pants. Your co-worker sounds like a lot of work. Where was the CEO while all this was going on? Oh, CEO is currently working. He's bringing home the bacon. Yeah, right.

Okay. Oh, he's at his other workplace. Is he out of office at the moment? Is he traveling for work? No, no. He just works in town. But, yeah, he's out of the workplace. Is he out of office at the moment? Is he travelling for work? No, no, he just works in town. But, yeah, he's out of the office. Yeah, nice. Okay, thank you, Avril.

Good. Let's talk to Monica. Hi, Monica. Hi, Monica. Hi, Brie. I'm the one that put it on the fan page this morning. Oh, you are? Oh, perfect.

Yeah, they put it on our Brie and Clint fan page. It was like, they should do it on the show. And I was like, stay tuned. We just might. Put what on? This. Oh, the meme. This meme. Oh, right. Okay what on? This. Oh, the meme. This meme.

Oh, right. Okay, tell us about your workplace, Monica. So my co-worker has been sucking on my tartars all day. Now, just to reiterate, we are, because everyone's working at home, switching out co-worker for the word kid. So that's completely normal, Monica. Yeah. Yeah.

And the thing is, the CEO encourages it. Of course the CEO encourages it. Yeah. Well, you know, people got to eat. That's the right sort of behavior from your CEO at the moment. I love that, Monica. That was great. There's some great text on this coming through as well.

What are some of the texts coming through? Someone said, my secretary keeps humping my co-worker's secretary. I came into work and found my secretary at her desk licking her own butthole. This one's funny. Yesterday, I hooked up with the CEO whilst my secretary watched on before telling him to bugger off.

During this time of hardship, I hope we don't have a co-worker show up in nine months because at this stage, we ain't hiring. Very, very good. Jennifer, tell us about your workplace. What happened? What's going on? So my co-worker is rather young

and he came out of the bathroom and said, I've got an erection. Whoa. My penis is really big. Whoa. And I said, how did that happen? He goes, I touched it lots of times. Just to reiterate.

No, don't explain anything. No, don't explain anything in this situation, I think. Yeah, well, Jennifer, I feel like you've got an HR case on your hands. I think so. Yeah, right. I would complain to the CEO if I were you, except maybe that's where your co-worker learned that behaviour from in the first place.

Every CEO of every company that I've spoken to all said it doesn't change as you get any older. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.

Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. The $100,000 secret sound is gone, which makes this the biggest prize on our show right now. It does. And you know what? I'd prize on our show right now. It does. And you know what?

I'd be stoked with this right now. $450 of mobile fuel up for grabs. That's it. The person with a chance at winning it is Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. I feel like everybody in the country is about to become a movie buff once we all get enough indoor time.

What else are we going to do, right? We're going to go back and watch all the best movies. So now's the time to win this game, Kim, because everyone else is going to be scaling up. I've got three movies. Best of three. Your buzzer is your name. You buzz in when you think you know what the movie is.

Here it comes. Movie number one. All the movies today, by the way. Feel good, uplifting stories. Good. I like that. That's a good theme. That's what we need right now.

Movie number one. Gentle farmer Arthur wins an animal at a county fair. Bree. Bree. Babe. Babe is absolutely correct. No! It's got Magn is dancing with it.

Oh. Oh. Jesus. Oh, what a horrific noise. You assholes. Did you know that one, Kim? Yes, I did. I definitely knew it.

I'm going to need you to be faster, as fast as you can, okay? God, okay. No pressure. It's best of three, so be faster, as fast as you can, okay? God, okay. No pressure. It's best of three, so you need this one just to stay in the game. Oh, shit. Sorry. Yeah, okay.

Go on, Kim. Here we go. Movie number two. Three brilliant women serve as the brains behind one of the— Brie. Oh, I know it. I'm going to give you five. Damn it. I know the movie.

Three. But I don't want to give her a hint. Two. One. Would you like a free guess, Kim? I'm not sure, but I'm just going to guess Charlie's Angels. Charlie's Angels is incorrect. I'm sorry. I know it!

What the damn? Okay, I'm going to continue with the plot. Three brilliant women serve as the brains behind one of the greatest operations in history. The launch... You're onto the moon! The launch of astronaut... Oh! Yes, I know it too! Into orbit.

You can buzz in if you want to have a go. Something numbers. A stunning achievement that restored the nation's confidence, turned around the space race and galvanised the world. Something numbers. The women's names are Catherine, Dorothy and Mary. Kim. Hidden figures.

Hidden figures. Damn it. Is absolutely correct. Well done. Oh, nice work, Kim. Oh, my God. I'm Hidden Figures. Hidden Figures. Damn it. Is absolutely correct. Well done. Oh, nice work, Kim. Oh, my God. I'm never going to ever. I can picture all the females in my head.

I just was like, oh, what's her name? This is great. We're at tie break. Okay. One more movie. Oh, no. One more plot. One more.

Brie's so fast. Brie is so fast. So you're going to have to be fast, too. I knew the movie, too, straight away. Life is a struggle for single father Chris. Brie. Brie is so fast, so you're going to have to be fast too. I knew the movie too straight away. Life is a struggle for single father Chris. Brie. Brie. The pursuit of happiness.

Oh my God. She's done it. Oh my God, you're so fast. Sorry, Kim. Sorry, Kim. I mean, that's why the jackpot's so big, because she is so good, but not today, okay? You were close though, can I say? You've probably been the closest.

Maybe if I had one more clue, I might have got there. Yeah, right. Okay, there you go. That's What's the Plot, our movie guessing game. It was interesting. I was talking to my brother, who I feel like has held a grudge against me for the last, like, 20 years. Right. Because he said something to me, and I was like, what? Yeah. Because he asked me to do something, and I was like, oh, I years. Right. Because he said something to me and I was like, what?

Yeah. Because he asked me to do something and I was like, I don't know. And he goes, yeah, you owe me. And I was like, what do I owe you for? You owe him? Yeah, and I was like, what do I owe you for? He goes, you owe me for that time you broke my arm. Did you break your brother's arm?

I broke my sister's arm as well. Did you? Yeah, different time. Well, you've got two arms. You owe each of them an arm. I broke my sister's arm as well. Did you? Yeah, different time. Well, you've got two arms. You owe each of them an arm. I know. Yeah. But my brother's arm, it was a real bad one. Yeah. And it made... Were you

jealous of... No. Were you jealous because... No. My brother was about, I think he was about seven or eight. Oh, right. You wouldn't have known that he was the good looking one in the family by then, right? You shut up. Because he is very. He's very good-looking. You're going to give me a complex.

But yes, my brother, he was about seven or eight. And my dad had given us this present where my uncle was throwing out his waterbed. Oh, yeah. You used to have one. I used to have one. Yeah, you used to have one. You know what a waterbed is. I've had multiple waterbeds.

Yeah, you've had a lot. You've got one right now. No, I'm not allowed one right now. My used to have one. I used to have one. Yeah, you used to have one. You know what a waterbed is. I've had multiple waterbeds. Yeah, you've had a lot. You've got one right now. No, I'm not allowed one right now. My wife finds them weird. Yeah, well, she's right. Anyway, he was throwing out a waterbed and my dad goes, oh, I'll take that. I'll have that waterbed.

Anyway, my dad's got the bladder of the waterbed and he's put air into it. Yeah. And it's made it like a big, we call it the giant's pillow. Yeah, like a mini bouncy castle. Yeah, so it was like a big bouncy giant's pillow, that's what we called it. Not recommended waterbed practice if you plan on using the waterbed. Afterwards, no. But anyway, so we had this toy and we used to jump on it and we used to sit someone on the giant's pillow and then someone else would jump on the end and kind of catapult them

off. Yeah, right. Anyway, I came up with this idea once that we put the trampoline opposite the giant's pillow and then I was going to sit my seven-year-old brother on the end of it and then I was going to catapult myself off the trampoline and catapult him. Yeah, genius. Genius idea, I thought too. Anyway, I was quite a small kid, so we were doing this

and he was going kind of far but not really. Then my sister, my older sister, came down and she was like, oh, how about you and I both jump from the trampoline? Yeah, extra push. Extra push, right? Anyway, so me and my sister are like, boom, boom, and we've hit this thing, and no joke, my brother, he flipped in the air a couple of times.

He went like five, six metres high, came down literally hand first, broke his arm in like four places, had a cast up to his shoulder. It was bad. Yeah. And he's blaming me still for that. How did your parents react to it? They weren't happy. No.

You know what my dad did? He got a knife, put it straight through the giant's pillow. Oh, thank God. What did you think he did? He cut me. And then he stabbed me. No. He goes, give me that arm.

And yeah, he... You know he's the good looking one in the family. How dare you? He's going to make us money from modelling. Shut up. It was no more giant's pillow from there. Yeah, fair enough. Taken away.

Fair enough. But we were talking and obviously I bet you've got a story, which I want to hear, but I want to hear from people. O800 dials at M. When did you injure your sibling? What went down? Whose fault was it? Are these stories to make you feel better?

Maybe. Yeah, sure. We can do that. And if my brother's listening, see, it happens to everyone. He won't be listening. Yeah, true. He hates me. He hasn't forgiven you.

Bree and Clint. How did you injure your sibling? Look, there's been obviously some accidents in families. We've all been there. My sister poured a bowl of hot cereal on me once. Hot cereal? Yeah. What was the hot bowl of hot cereal on me once. Hot cereal? Yeah. What was the hot cereal? It was like wheat picks. Oh, with hot milk, boiled milk off the stove?

She got the shits with me, poured it over my head. Well, that was on purpose. What a psychopath. Yours was on accident. What a premeditated event. My brother's still holding a grudge against me because I broke his arm when he was seven because I catapulted him off this big bouncy thing from a trampoline. Yeah, we broke my brother Callum's nose.

How? For the life of me, I don't remember how. It's like I've blocked it out. That's not good that you can't even remember. No, he has breathing problems. Was it like from like a cricket bat or a bat or something? I don't know. I want to say no.

I want to say no. That's so bad. You can't remember. It definitely wasn't intentional. But let's get some other stories on. Chris, hi I want to say no. I want to say no. That's so bad. You can't remember. It definitely wasn't intentional. But let's get some other stories on. Chris, hi. Welcome to the show. Hi, Chris.

How's it going? Good, thank you. What did you do to hurt your sibling? Well, my little brother, about maybe two or three, had the tendency of pretty much knowing where I was all the time. So when I was about 10 or 11, I was sitting on the toilet and he opens the door and tell him to go away. And I thought he didn't.

He left the door open. And I didn't realise as I creaked the door back closed, his fingers were in the creases. Oh! Did you break them? No, I cut his finger in half. What, it fully came off? So it was just hanging on, on the tip.

Thank God you were near some toilet paper. That is rough. You know, you're like, quick, put this on it. Someone on the text machine said, I full-on spear tackled my four-year-old brother on the front lawn and smashed both front teeth out four grand later. Ouch. Emma's here. Hey, Emma.

Hi, Em. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Was it you or did your sibling hurt you? It was actually me and my older sister hurt my younger sister. Oh, what did you do? So you and your older sister run in packs then? Tore her in half. her because we wanted to play with her. And so we were both pulling on an arm each. And we dislocated both her

shoulders at the same time. You dislocated both of them? Yeah, because we were both just pulling. You guys are savages. You would have been in so much crap with your parents. Oh my god. Well, the worst part was Mum didn't even think we

hurt her at first. So of course, Mum's like, no, no, no, no. Don't do... You broke your sister. Mum didn't even think we hurt her at first. So, of course, Mum's like, no, no, no, no, and didn't do anything for, you know, a little while. And then when she kept complaining, oh, no, better go to the hospital. Jokes on you, though. Now that you guys are older and her arms are real long, she can catch you guys anywhere you are.

She can just slap you in the face. She's like that stretchy girl off Incredible Four. She's like Octo Girl. Emily, what did you do to your sibling? How did you hurt them? Well, when we were younger, we were racing for the electric scooter, and she was going to beat me, so I shoved her, but then tripped over her and fell and broke her collarbone.

Oh, that's not nice. Yeah, no, it wasn't the best. And how much trouble were you in? Quite a bit of trouble, yes. I bet. I was sent to my room for the rest of the night, that's for sure. It sucks when you're both playing up like that. Like you were both racing, but because she's the one that got injured,

you're the one that gets in trouble. In trouble, right. And she would have got ice cream. Someone else texted in, this one's hectic. They said, I nearly killed my brother when we were younger. I was on the trampoline and he was throwing fence posts at me. I threw one back at him and the sharp end went into his head. Country kids, eh?

Excuse you! No, that actually sounds like a similar story. Read the start of the sentence. We were throwing fence posts at each other. I actually did something similar when I was a kid. We used to throw pine cones at each other. That's not an inner city Auckland story, that one, that's for sure. Let's do birthday banger. We used to throw pine cones, though. That's not an inner-city Auckland story, that one, that's for sure. Bree and Clint.

Let's do Birthday Banger. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Thursday. We'll take these three people's birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on their 16th.

Andrew, kia ora. Hi. How's it? Andy, what's your birthday? It's Andrew, by the way. And birthday is 2nd November 1974. Andrew, you were 16 in 1990 on the 2nd of November and this is your birthday banger.

Check out the hook while my DJ rebounds. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh. You get vanilla ice, Andrew. How do you. You get Vanilla Ice, Andrew. How do you feel about your birthday banger? It's not too bad. It's not a bad song. Yeah, all right.

I love that song. I think it's probably nearly one of the best one-hit wonders ever. It's one of the most iconic, yeah. Billy, hi. Hi. Hi, Billy. What's your birthday? 2nd of March, 1986.

Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 2nd of March. And on that day, this was top of the chart. Shakira, Shakira, we're never wherever. Thoughts on that, Billy? A little bit of Shakira. She killed it at the Super Bowl this year. Yeah, she's amazing. She's amazing.

Yeah. Okay, wait there. We'll get one more for Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. You're doing your mum's birthday this afternoon. Because how old are you?

I'm 12. Okay, so not quite old enough yet, but let's do your mum's birthday. When was she born? She was born on the 11th of May, 1979. All right, she was 16 in 1995 on the 11th of May, and this is your mum's birthday banger. I've been married a long time ago. Where did you come from?

Where did you go? Where did you come from? God, talk about one-hit wonders. What does your mum think, Ellie? She's well out there. She loves it. I remember dancing to that. Yeah, right?

Don't we all? What a tune. Okay. Wait there. We've got a tough decision to make. Now. Vanilla. Who even sings that song?

What? Cod and I, Joe. I couldn't tell you. It's either that, Vanilla Ice Who even sings that song? What? Cotton Eye Joe. I couldn't tell you. It's either that, Vanilla Ice or Shakira. My gut says Cotton Eye Joe. It's by Rednecks, by the way, with an X. That makes sense. Rednecks.

Yep. I feel like it's a feel-good upbeat. Is it better than the Shakira song? Absolutely. Is it? Absolutely. It's stupid enough that that's what we need to hear at the moment, isn't it? That's the right pick for me. I think let's. Is it? Absolutely. It's stupid enough that that's what we need

to hear at the moment, isn't it? That's the right pick for me. I think let's go for it. Okay, Ali, you and your mum, Stacey, have just one birthday banger. This one's for you guys.

Get your hoe down. Free and clean. ZM. Bring in Clutch. Hit him. Where did you come from? Where did you come from? Where did you come from? Bye. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cotton-eyed Joe. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cotton-eyed Joe. He rolled the satchel wherever he went. We'll be right back. I've been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from?

Cut night. I've been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cut night. I'm out. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cotton, I do.

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cotton, I do. ZM, Brian, Clint I reckon that's my favourite song from the Rednecks It's called Cod and I Joe And it's the winner of Birthday Banger today. It was the right decision.

It was the right decision. Taking down Vanilla Ice and Shakira. Which is fine. I think you're right. I mean, that's all we needed to play today. I mean, I love both of those other songs, but sometimes you just need a bit of country in your life, you know? Mm-hmm.

You're absolutely right. Let's kick it. Brie and Clint. Welcome back, everybody, to the Dunk Off 2020, where Brie and I are dunking biscuits for science. I mean, you know, they said our show couldn't stoop any lower, but we're dunking. This is reaching for the stars, baby.

You came up with the idea yesterday that we get a hot, hot, hot, hot, hot cup of tea prepared in a controlled environment by producer Ellie. That's right. Two identical cups of tea. We dunk a biscuit in that cup of tea. We together established that 30% of the biscuit must be dunked, right? That's correct. It's a dunk-off showdown as we both dunk at the same time.

The first person to take the biscuit out of the tea will be the loser unless the second person to take the biscuit out of the tea's biscuit breaks off. Mm-hmm. Exactly right. And they are the rules. Those are the rules. It's like a game of biscuit chicken.

Pretty much. Okay? Yeah. Yesterday we used an Arnott's arrowroot biscuit. Very soggy biscuit when dunked. 12 seconds we lasted. Not long. And the biscuit fell apart soon afterwards.

We didn't last long. Today we've asked the producers to provide the biscuit. Producer Ellie, tell us what biscuit we'll be dunking today. This afternoon, everybody, we have a packet of Griffin's Chalk Thins. Oh, okay. Never heard of Griffin's Choc Thins. Ooh. Okay. Never heard of it. Yeah. See, that makes it different because there's chocolate on the back, isn't there? Yeah. I've never heard of that biscuit.

Yeah, okay. Is that a common biscuit here? Yes, big time. Absolutely. It's a very dunkable biscuit found in a lot of tea rooms. It's a good biscuit because you get a hell of a lot of them in the packet because they're so thin. They are. I mean, hence the name, Jock Fence.

Okay, can we have our cup of tea, please? Sure. There's your one. Thank you very much. To be honest, I just... You really need to up your knowledge of New Zealand biscuits, by the way. There's a fantastic number of biscuits out there. Do yourself a favour and go to the biscuit aisle,

pick five packets you've never had before. Treat yourself. Okay, Dad. Yeah, no, I think I'm used to the Aussie biscuits. Oh, you got three? Well, I'm just doing that for safety.

Oh, it's a very thin biscuit. Yeah, very thin biscuit. Okay, I need... Now, the biscuit itself has holes in it, which will allow more tea in. The chocolate on the back is solid.

Same rule, we're going 30%. 30% of the biscuit must go in. Yep. Sip to start the competition. Good luck. Not as hot as yesterday. Yeah, I purposely did that because I felt bad that I burnt your mouth.

How will that affect the dunking? Good luck, everybody. Can I ask that when you pull it out, can you say out just so I can know when to lap the timer? I usually do. Okay. I'm used to hearing, is it in? Okay, here we go. All right.

We can do that for you, Ellie. Thanks, babes. All right. And dunking in three, two, one, dunk. Oh, I don't know about this. I'm very, very, very cautious about this biscuit. I'm out. I'm out.

All right. That was very, very quick. That was very equal. Clint was out first. Oh, don't you dare drop your biscuit. All right, Clint, you're good. Bree, you're good. Damn it!

Yes, Bree! Damn it! Oh, I didn't have much more in it. It was very fragile. I'd love to see that on the instant replay. Yep. That was literally... Yeah, nice.

Yes. That celebration finished prematurely Oh they're delicious Can I ask Yes How long was the winning dunk time today So the longest one was 10.82 And the other one was 10.46

So it was very close Yesterday we got to 12 Yeah So these obviously very thin Very thin The chocolate didn't help I reckon the chocolate melted instantly These are delicious

They are That's what I'm saying to you That's what I'm saying to you Get out there and try some biscuits babes In and around my mouth If you were to suggest a biscuit to Bree

that you don't think she's tried before 9696 tell us I would love that We're dunking again tomorrow I'm just calling it now Yeah Day three of dunking

Probably the decider Yeah The decider dunk Let the producers know what biscuit should we dunk tomorrow. More dunk for you, New Zealand. It's the least we can do in a moment of crisis, isn't it? Bree and Clint. It was interesting.

Obviously, at the moment, things are quite heavy, and I don't want to go on and on about that, but there was a girl who obviously was feeling the same thing, and she said you know in these heavy kind of times i'm willing as a public service to share the most embarrassing story about myself ever oh what a hero i know okay and you wait till you hear the story um so it was about 10 years ago she said um and she was visiting a german spa with her ex-boyfriend. So there was a swimming pool which had rules and restrictions like you had to wear a swimsuit or, you know, something similar.

But then the sauna was different. So the sauna part, you had to be nude in the sauna. You had to be nude. You had to be nude, which she was like, it's a bit strange, but okay. And it was unisex sauna. I think so, yeah. But I think it's a bit strange, but okay. And it was a unisex sauna? I think so, yeah. Right. But I think it's a common thing over in Europe in some places.

Okay. Anyway, so she was like, it was all going to plan. It was all good. My boyfriend said, I'll meet you at this cafe in like an hour or so. She was like, cool, I'm going to go to the sauna. So she has gotten undressed, fully naked, head to toe, and she's grabbed a tiny little towel. Do you know how they have those little tiny towels when they go to the sauna, kind of like to wet their face and stuff?

Yeah. Anyway, so she's got a very little towel. Picture that. Anyway, she's ventured to the sauna and things ended up very different uh there was two unmarked doors at the end of the corridor she uh guessed and she went through the one on the left um it turns out it wasn't the sauna it was actually the fire escape no no anyway so she's ended up she's full naked she's got a tiny picture like a little face kind of yeah i think those towels might be to sit on yeah maybe yeah okay yeah good yeah anyway so she's in the fire escape at this point um it's two stories dark uh it's grim it's noisy because there's big fans in the stairwell

anyway she starts banging on this fire escape door being like can someone please let me out of here like i'm panicking anyway she hears like this voice which comes like over this speaker and it's like kind of like um yes we can see you uh we're gonna come down and get you please stand near the lift anyway so she was like oh my god she's like trying to cover any bits of her body with this tiny towel if you had one tiny towel, which bit would you cover? I would grab, I would put my arm across one boob and then hold another boob and then towel my lady business. On a V-towel.

That's what I think I'd do. Okay, yeah. Because that's the most important to cover, I think. Anyway, so the service lift, it wasn't a real lift, service lift opens and this guy gets out and he doesn't have a towel or anything for her to put on. He goes, all right, come with me. No! Yep.

Anyway, so she has to walk down this, like, corridor and then they have to walk out onto the road because they have to get outside the emergency fire exit. That's abuse. So she's, like, trying to cover herself with this tiny towel. She walks out onto the footpath. She sees like people parking their cars and stuff. Still fully naked.

He walks her back into the reception. As she's walking into the reception, like he's trying to walk her back down to where obviously her clothes are, the lady at the reception goes, excuse me, do you have some ID? Obviously not. Like why are you even asking that? Obviously I don't.

Anyway, so she's like, no, I don't. No, not on me. And I'm fully naked. Let me check. No. Not in my butt crack. Anyway, so eventually she gets back into the room where her clothes are. She puts her stuff on and then she ends up, the boyfriend,

this is like ages after because she was stuck in the stairwell for ages. So she's turned up to the cafe late. Her boyfriend's there. He has a massive go at her. They have this huge fight and they break up. Oh, it has a happy ending then. Bree and Clint. This is crazy, but Nicki Minaj has just made history

by becoming the first ever female rapper to amass a net worth of $100 million. Oh, good on her. How cool. $100 million. So she is, yeah, the... Does that make her the richest female rapper ever? It does.

It makes her the richest female rapper ever. A little bit different to the richest male rapper. Can I guess who that is? Yeah, go on. Is it Dr. Dre? I think. Hold on. Wait, let me double check my statistics.

It is actually not. Is it not? No. Oh, it's P. Diddy. It's P. Diddy at $855 million. And Dr. Dre is second at $820 million. Yeah, right. Yeah. But yeah, Nicki Minaj just amassed $100 million, and Dr. Dre is second at $820 million. Yeah, right. Yeah.

But, yeah, Nicki Minaj just amassed $100 million, and I thought we could play a game this afternoon just to celebrate some of the other female rappers. Yeah. And we're going to play a little game where two people are going to go head-to-head, and that is going to be Holly. Hello. Hey. And you're going to go head-to-head, and that is going to be Holly. Hello. Hey.

And you're going to go head-to-head with Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. You guys sound fun. Damn, two gangsters ready to battle on the rap streets. That's what we're looking for. You guys have got swag, you've got attitude. I can hear it in your voices.

Yeah. All right, guys, your names are your buzzers. We're going to play you clips of female rappers' songs. All I need from you guys is to buzz in when you know the name or the artist of the song. Okay, yep. All right, here we go, Clint. When you're ready, here comes clip number one.

Holly. Holly's in. Holly. Cardi B. Cardi B. Cardi B. Do you know the song for extra bonus points? Uh, um, money. I wanna say something about money, but I think that's just a lyric.

That is Bodak Yellow by Cardi B. Nice, that's your point, Holly. Congratulations. She's also in the list of the biggest female rappers with $8 million net worth. Okay, here comes rapper number two. Congratulations She's also in the list Of the Biggest female rappers With 8 million dollars Net worth Okay here comes Rapper number 2

Holly who's that Is it Missy Elliott No It's not Hannah do you want A free guess It's really hard to hear Can you play it again

We can play it again. Oh, Hannah. Hannah. Yes. Oh, is it Eve? Good guess, but no, it's not. That is actually Lil' Kim, who has a net worth of $18 million. Damn.

Okay, cool. All right, so it's one point to Holly so far. Here comes clip number three. Holly. Holly. Holly, just in. I think Nicki Minaj. That is Nicki Minaj.

Obviously, we just talked about her. $100 million. All right, Holly, you need this one to win. Holly. People sing around. Hannah's in. Missy around. Hannah's in. Missy Elliott. That is correct.

Missy Elliott, who has a net worth of $50 million. Let's go to clip number five. This is for the win. This is for the win. Okay. Who's this? I'm going to let, let, let, let you win, silly. Holly's in for the win.

Iggy Azalea. You got it. Who has a net worth of $6 million. Well done. This is the first ever female wrap-off. And if you've just tuned in, welcome back to Flavour. Nah, I love all those girls. Good for them.

That's great. $100 million. Bree and Clint. Girls, good for them. That's great. $100 million. Do you remember last week I told you about that new app that was doing the rounds, new dating app called Dinky One? Yeah. Yeah. For people with small members. Yeah. I believe it's actually a really good idea.

People of all shapes and sizes who have one thing, which is of a smaller shape and size. And the people who are attracted to those people. So, yeah, so if that's what you're into, you can go on there and you can find people like that or if you just want to be up front and get that kind of conversation out of the way, boom. Or even if you're not into it, if you just don't care.

Yeah. If you go, it's not a big deal to me and I need a new pool of people to date. There's 70,000 people on the app. Worldwide? I think worldwide. It's just started, but that's pretty good. And the guy, his name, the guy who created it, his name is David Minns. He said, you know, it's going so well.

He thought, you know, it's going so well. He thought, you know what, there should be another version of this app for people on the other end of the spectrum. Oh. For. Oh. Yeah. For the guys who are well equipped. Yep.

Yep, who are packing a lot of heat. We. Have a lot of equipment in the toolbox. We talked about the requirement that's a big wrench yeah yeah we talked about the requirement to prove your credentials to join the small one and prove that you do have a small one so you don't just have a regular one and you go on there to be the biggest fish in a small pool feel good you definitely need to prove your credentials to go on the big one yeah so this is what they're looking for. The name of the app is called Big One.

Dinky one and big one. I mean, for obvious reasons. It's open to men that have an above average size member, which according to their website is 5.5 inches when it's ready to go to work. 5.5? When it's ready to go to work. 5.5? When it's ready for action. That's big. That's what it says here.

That's what you need to get on the big one. You just keep going. I'm just going to do a couple of conversions. Hold on, wait. Keep going with the details. It's also open to people of any gender who prefer, you know, the larger things in life. It's a very crude conversation. I'm just Googling 5.5 inches to centimetres.

13 centimetres. Is that right? So less than half a ruler. Wait, let me just see. I just want to check. I'm pretty sure this is from the website. This is not meant to sound like a humble brag, by the way. I was going to say, are you trying to make yourself feel...

No, no, and I'm not looking to give any information away, actually. Oh, no, maybe this was for the other website. Right, the other one is for below 5.5, is it? Oh, no, it's... No, yeah, so dinky one, you have to be smaller than 5.5. Right. Okay. Because I was going to say.

Oh, yeah, that's my bad. Yeah, sorry, I've got that wrong. So what's the number for the big one? Hold on. I really. You just got a lot of men so excited just then. You got so many guys. You're like, more than 13 cents?

Wow, I've really been underrating myself this whole time. I'm so sorry. That's horrible, isn't it? I did not mean to do that. You really got my hopes up just then. I feel like I'm probably just used to it in my life, just being like, wow! No, it's great!

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