ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 20th 2020

Episode Date: March 20, 2020

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Here we go. Hi everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. We're having beersies. Yeah, we are having beersies. Cheers. Cheers. You can only clink the button because of coronavirus. Ready? Bottom. There. Yeah.

Nice. Nice. Alright, on a Friday, as you know, we like to do Birthday Banger International. And who have we got up today? It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday band. The podcast.

Yeah! Okay, first person is Andy Morrison from Aberdeen, Scotland. Scotland! Is that a good accent? Nah, but it's okay. The producers thought it was alright. Say something else. I'm from Scotland from school cool that's good I changed my mind it's good okay sorry Andy Andy was born are you do this but he was born on the 5th

of October 1993 which means he was 16 in 2009 and And on that day in 2009, this topped the charts. What a shit birthday bingo. What is this? This is Alexandra Burke featuring Flo Rida. How could I forget Alexandra Burke? How did this go to number one? Who is that? Do you guys know?

No? I think they might have been an X Factor. Yeah, they might have been an X Factor. Okay, well, sorry, Andy. Your birthday bagger sucks. Yeah. All right, that's fine. Let's go to Anne Darn from Joburg in South Africa.

Oh, I'm looking for my advag over there. It's going to be a thing now. Hello, I'm Anne Burke and I'm from Johannesburg in South Africa. Oh, yeah, you nearly nailed it. Yeah, I almost said Scotland. Scotland? I lost it. Hello, my name is Anne Darn and I'm from Johannesburg in South Africa.

That was Aussie. My favourite memory of South Africa was the Soccer World Cup that we hosted in 2009. Alright, Ursula Carlson, settle down. Anne was born on the 11th of September 1982, so she was 16 in 1998 on the 11th of September. And on that day, this topped the chart. Steven Tyler. Aerosmith. I don't want to miss a thing.

I can't believe that Steve Tyler was half of the creator of that beautiful creature, Liv Tyler. I was going to bet her the exact same thing. The exact same thing. Like, how? She's top five for me. She's an absolute goddess. Yeah. Yeah.

What movie is she in that she... Although Steve Tyler, also a very attractive woman. Yeah, true. So I get it. Good lips. I do get it, yeah. Was it Pearl Harbor she was in and she was an absolute babe? No, that was no.

That was the other hot chick. The dark one, the dark hair. Oh, you saved yourself there. Well, she's white. I wasn't calling anyone the dark one, dark hair. Oh, you saved yourself there. Well, she's white. I wasn't calling anyone the dark one. I don't know. I don't know who was in. Wasn't it Jennifer Garner?

Wasn't it Jennifer Garner who was in Pearl Harbor? I've got to look now. Pearl Harbor. Who was it, guys? Who played the dark-haired girl in Pearl Harbor? Don't ask them. Their volume's all munted. So Pearl Harbor was something that happened.

Who cast? Here we go. I swear it was Liv Tyler. I'm going to get the next one started. Kate Beckinsale. Oh, right. She's a bloody babe. And Jennifer Garner was also in it.

That was worth the wait. Do you know who Kate Beckinsale is? I love everybody. You obviously don't. No, we're running out of time. We're literally running out of time. Joseph Whirlin is the last one, and he's from Fort Worth in Texas, USA. He was born on the 9th of December, 1998,

which means he was 16 in 2014 on the 9th of December, and this is his birthday banger. Winner. That's my pick. Winner. That's my pick. Winner. Such a good song from Taylor Swift. Oh wait,

are we sure it's not Bad Boys by Alexandra Burke? Absolutely not. Blank Space. Blank Space. Blank Space. Okay. As tradition dictates, we'll play as much as we can I spent the memories Blank space. Blank space, blank space, blank space. Okay.

As tradition dictates, we'll play as much as we can before the chief censor cuts us off. Bit of a tit bit about this song. One of the wolves is actually a sled dog from in Queenstown. Buzzy, G. Crazy, eh? Oh my God, look at that face. You look like my next mistake. Love's a game, wanna play. That's it. I know, it sucks. It's the worst bit of the podcast. It's literally the worst. I know it sucks It's the worst bit of the podcast

It's literally the worst I know I'm gonna go down in flames Yeah it's the worst thing we do every week Anyway here's the Friday podcast Boo Hey Google What's the time?

It's 3pm Give or take a minute Alexa Play ZM on iHeart Radio Playing ZM on iHeart Radio Hey Playing ZM on iHeart Radio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on airing 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Reducing the amount of Shortland Street episodes airing a week.

It's bad timing. This is when we need more Shortland Street episodes. Well, you know what? There's always a lot of back catalogue of Shortland Street. I mean, the Poonami episode was one of my favourites. Oh, you mean the quintessential classics? Yes, yeah, the classic. That was a ripper.

Yeah, dip into some Ferndale Strangler. The Ferndale Strangler and the one where he sends the DP. Yeah, oh, please tell me that is not your penis. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, we could do a Shorty Street Classics Marathon this weekend. At separate houses, though. Yeah, well, you know. You know there's that new thing on Netflix where you can watch stuff together.

Netflix party. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great idea. That'd be fun. I wonder if anyone's actually doing it. Well, maybe now. Good for long-distance relationships. If you don't know what we're talking about, it's where you can jump on,

you start watching something at the same time, and then you can, like, comment on the side. Yeah. You could be on the phone together and know that you're watching start watching something at the same time and then you can like comment on the side. Yeah. You could be on the phone together and know that you're watching the same scene at the same time. Yeah. Okay, alright. It's Friday and we've got a fun show coming up for you guys today. Obviously, No Secret Sound. It was one yesterday. We gave away

$100,000. Yeah, that was amazing. I saw Jess popping a bottle of champagne. Same. Which ended up being The Secret Sound so she popped a celebratory bottle of champagne. Do you reckon that'll be her new favourite drink? Has to be. Gotta be. Has to be. It's her lucky drink. Yep. Yep. $100,000

that bottle of champagne won her and she gave half of it to her friend Sophie. Yeah, goodnight for both of those girls. Not Sophie, Jodie. Jodie, yeah. Sorry, Jodie. Today at 5 o'clock will be the return of Friday Oki and today it was

the cancelled gigs edition. Brie chose Alanis Morissette. I chose My Chemical Romance in the closest Friday Oki we've ever had, votes wise. I think it was 20 votes, innit?

Yeah, it was 51%, 49%. We're going to be singing this song. Carry on, we'll carry on And the reality, God believe me we're going to be singing this song. Which is an incredibly hard song to sing. Yeah, my throat hurts from it, to be honest. But speaking of throats, next we want to talk about yours. Yeah, this might be an interesting question and you probably think to yourself, oh, not very long,

but how long did you have the hiccups for? I'm going to delve into a story of someone who had the hiccups for a number of... For 15 years. Well, there is stories like that. There's him. Yeah. But this one's about a friend of mine who had the hiccups for a couple of days. Brian Clint.

He's post-Malone on ZD. Brian Clint. I was talking to my flatmate last night over a game of Monopoly Deal and we were reminiscing about the time he got hiccups for a couple of days. A couple of days? It might have been three, but I want to say it was two days. Yeah. So he said, yeah, one day he got the hiccups and, you know,

obviously what we all think, it'll be gone in, you know, hopefully at least an hour. Yeah. And, no, one day passed, still had the hiccups. And he said there'd be points where they would go away for like half an hour but then they'd come back. Yeah. And he said he got so distraught that he went to the doctor

because he was like, what's going on? And he actually had pretty much like sore muscles from like jerking all the time, like hiccuping. Yeah. If I went to bed with the hiccups and I woke up with the hiccups. You'd be terrified. I'd be, well, I would think that's it. That's my life. This is my life now.

This is happening. This is who I am. I looked it up because I. Like a nervous tick. Yeah, pretty much. And, I mean, I hate the hiccups. I think they're one of the worst things. They make me feel sick.

It's like you're breathing in all this extra air and you can't get rid of it. It's like you're gassy. You think hiccups are one of the worst thing? Worst things. I looked into it, though, and I was like, I wonder what is the longest time someone's had hiccups for. The internet says that it's an American named Charles Osborne

who had the hiccups for 68 years. What? Yeah, from 1922 to February 1990. He was entered into the Guinness Book of Records as the man with the longest attack of hiccups. Did it ever pass? An estimated 430 million hiccups he did. Did he ever not have the hiccups or did he die with the hiccups?

Because the day that he stopped having the hiccups. Can you imagine? What a day. And if you didn't notice that it had stopped, you'd be so gutted because you would want to know so desperately what was the thing that got you over the hiccups. Because they say a fright can get rid of the hiccups. They say swallowing water

upside down can get rid of the hiccups. There's heaps of different remedies, isn't there? None of them work. No. I looked into why we get hiccups. Do you know why? No. It's actually a really weird thing. So apparently it happens when your diaphragm is spasming incontrollably. In your spazzy diaphragm?

Yeah. So pretty much the diaphragm is like the large muscle that helps you breathe in and out. Yeah. And it's where it starts to have like a spasm. And apparently it can be like set off by different things. So these are the things that they reckon it can set off having hiccups. Eating too much or too quickly. Carbonated drinks. Spicy foods.

Being stressed or emotionally excited. Drinking alcohol. Being exposed to quick changes in temperature. Quick changes in temperature? Yeah. So if someone fires up the heat pump to it. I don't know. Remember how I get the hiccups every single time I eat an apple?

That's common too, apparently. I can't eat an apple without getting the hiccups. single time I eat an apple? That's common too, apparently. I can't eat an apple without getting the hiccups. Yeah, I found that really bizarre because I'd never heard of that before. I can't eat an apple in the studio anymore. And that's why you don't really like eating apples. Oh, no, there's other reasons. What's the other reasons? I'm missing half a tooth and I'm too worried that the apple's going to pull my tooth out.

That's fair enough. I've got half a fake tooth. Yeah. They're a dangerous fruit for me unless they're pre-cut. Yeah, they can be very dangerous. I wanted to know, though, from people listening, has this happened to you? Have you had hiccups for, like, a prolonged period?

Mm. Like, we're talking, what will we take? More than two days. No, we'll take a day. Nah, no, nah. A day's a long time. Nah, nah. It has to be overnight at least. All right, hiccup police. No, I don't care if it's a day? Nah, no, nah. A day's a long time. Nah, nah. It has to be overnight

at least. Alright, hiccup police. I don't care if it's a day because you'll get people who will ring and they'll go, honestly, it felt like ages. I'm pretty sure I had it all day. That's what you'll get if you say within a day. So it has to be minimum. Alright, minimum two days. Yeah, minimum two days. Minimum two days.

Have you had the hiccups for two days or more? Oh, 800. Now no one's calling. Okay, minimum 16 hours. Yeah, minimum two days. Minimum two days. Have you had the hiccups for two days or more? Oh, 800. Now no one's calling. Okay, minimum 16 hours. Yeah, let's go minimum. Overnight, overnight, overnight, overnight. Minimum 30 minutes. Yeah.

You can text us on 9696. We'll also take a call from you if you have the hiccups right now. Oh, yes. Call us. Bree and Clint. Are you trying to do a fake hiccup? Also take a call from you if you have the hiccups right now. Oh, yes. Call us. Bree and Clint. Are you trying to do a fake hiccup? Is that what they sound like?

No. They're more sharp. More like hiccups. Yeah, sharper again. Yeah, that'll do you. Oh, that hurts. That sounds like you when you've been drinking. This literally, I said this to you off air. I was like, I know when I've had a few too many

lemonades because I get the hiccups. It's you about four hours into a drinking session. Yeah, and it's not good because obviously you don't want to be doing that when you've had a few drinks because it makes you feel sick. PSA for the weekend, no sharing vapes. Sorry, it's just come to me. It's just come to me.

No more sharing vapes. I was going to say it's ruined that culture. Sharing vapes is over. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. No, I've already been. You've got two options.

Stop vaping or buy your own. Yeah, stop bumming off everyone else. I'm looking at you, Alan, my flatmate. Anyway, speaking of Alan, he's the one we were talking about because we were reminiscing about the time he got hiccups for two days and he freaked out. He went to the doctor. He didn't know what was going on.

What did the doctor say? The doctor was like... Get out of my surgery? No, they were actually really sympathetic. They were like, you know, this can happen. And they pretty much like sat him down and they were like, you know, sometimes this can go on for a long time but more often than not you'll be fine in a couple of days.

I feel like the hiccups won't go away until you relax. I reckon there's a huge part of the hiccups that are psychological. But what do I know? We've got some people on the phone who said they had the hiccups for ages. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you?

Good. What happened to you? So I don't get them for ages, like for a long period of time, but I do get them when I'm in the shower. And you did say temperature change. Really? Yeah. How often? I don't get them all that much in summer. Like I maybe get them like two or three times

a week or something in summer. But in winter because I have the water real hot. I get them quite often in winter, yeah. Everyone thinks I'm real weird when I come out of the bathroom hiccuping. That's so interesting. And how long does it last? They'll go for a good 20, 30 minutes afterwards,

after I get out of the shower. Oh, that's so annoying. So it might just be me cooling back down, I guess. Yeah, could you go jump in the shower for us now? No, thanks. That's so interesting. Well, the temperature thing, I mean, explains that one. No, that's proved.

Yeah. That's a scientific conclusion. Proven. Put it in a book. Well, the temperature thing, I mean, explained that one. No, that's proved. Yeah. That's scientific conclusion. Proven. Put it in a book. Hi, Erin. Hi. Erin, what happened to you? Did you get the hiccups for a long time?

Yeah, I had them for like two weeks, but like on and off, and it was like a long time each day, like six hours a day. Yeah. That's so horrible. How were you feeling? Were you panicking? It was, like, uncomfortable. I went to see the doctor and he was like,

oh, no, you're fine, just keep drinking water. But, yeah, I felt like I was going to have, like, really good abs after it, but no. No one enjoys that diagnosis, right, when a doctor says, just drink lots of water. You're like, yeah, right, yeah, that's going to cure it. I'll just drink lots of water. And then you're like, here's my $70 for coming to see you.

Erin, what do you think? Who are your hiccups in the end? Oh, I don't know. Drinking lots of water? Probably. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's such a strange thing. And Hazel's here.

Hi, Hazel. Hi, Hazel. Hi. How old are you, Hazel? I'm 13. Has this happened to you? Yeah. I got my hiccups for a week one time.

Oh. Did you hate it? Yeah, it was really annoying. And what did you do to actually get rid of them? Well, I was riding up at the farm that I ride at, and I fell off one of the horses and then the next day

they just stopped. That's how you do it. No, that's it. I've heard that's what you have to do. Yeah. That's what you have to do. You have to find a horse,

ride it up a hill and then fall off and that'll get rid of you. That'll get rid of your hiccup. I thought that was a different saying. I thought that was a different saying.

What? If you fall off, you've got to get back on the horse? No, that's not it. No, no, no. That's a different saying. An origination of hiccups. Hazel, we're glad that you're cured. get back on the horse? No, that's not it. No, no, no. That's a different saying. An origination of hiccups.

Hazel, we're glad that you're cured. Thank you for calling us. Thanks, Hazel. There's one person who texted us who said they get one hiccup

every day at 2pm. Yeah, it says here every day around 2pm I do one hiccup. You're like a cuckoo clock. Also, how did you figure that out? Every week

our producers assemble the best. Every damn week. And worst. We say to them. Bits. Of our week. Get in line, producers. And they lovingly curate it and build it into a package of highlights.

Every damn week. We're watching you out there. Yeah, we are. Producer Ben and Producer Ali. Always watch. Can I just ask? can I just ask, if Jacinda puts the call out and she says, hey, no one's allowed to go to work, everybody has to stay home now, where is the show going to be broadcast from?

Do we know yet? No, haven't decided yet. No clue. No, not yet. Haven't decided? Haven't decided, yeah. Is there a shortlist? Yeah, there's a shortlist.

I'd say it's probably going to be my flat. Is it Bree's place? That's on the shortlist. Yeah. Is it? What else is on the shortlist? Your house is on the shortlist? No, I already said my house is off the list.

All right, that's off the list. No, genuinely, I said it's off the list. Yeah, we don't want to go out there. There's a baby. True. We can broadcast in a park if you want. You've got no ideas. No, we've got no ideas. You literally have no ideas. We can broadcast in a park if you want. You've got no ideas. No, we've got no ideas.

You literally have no ideas. We can do it at my house. Ben goes, there's a short list and then Bree goes, is my house on the list? Ben goes, ah, yep.

See, it's short. I said, what else is on the list? And he goes, a park. Yeah, that's good. A park? Yeah.

You can't do it from a park. Shotgun doing it from my bed, you guys can sit in the living room. Yeah, I'm fine with that. That's fine. Shotgun not doing it from your bed. You'd be surprised at how many it from my bed, you guys can sit in the living room. Yeah, I'm fine with that. That's fine. Shotgun not doing it from your bed. You'd be surprised at how many people from my workplace

has been in my bed. That sounded really wrong. I don't think we would be surprised. Not like that. Remember old thingy as well? Remember? Who? That was, remember from?

Huh? That was in your. Oh, yeah. Oh, can you? Oh, yeah. Shush. Here's the high low, yeah. Oh, can you shush? Here's the high-low, everybody. Hey, guys.

Welcome to yet another week of Brain Cleanse highs and lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. So we all know this song. Okay. It's called Your Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much. Well, it turns out Shania Twain's admitted that Brad Pitt does indeed impress her much. So we asked you, what doesn't impress you much?

Rach, hi, welcome to the show. Yay. Alright, wait till she stops singing and then let it rip, Rach. Okay. Boo, you're the royal. That don't impress me much. Grace is here. Hi, Grace.

Hi, Grace. Hi. Are you ready to give this a whirl? I'm so ready. All right, we're ready for it. Wait till she stops. Okay. Not being able to get through for the secret sound.

Krista. Hi, welcome to the show. All right, it's your turn to tell us what don't impress you much. Here we go. How do you get fishing Facebook profile pictures? That's the one. This week during Birthday Banger, we had a caller called Adele, and Brie couldn't resist herself.

One more for Birthday Banger for Adele. Hi, Adele. Hi, Adele. How Brie couldn't resist herself. One more for birthday banger for Adele. Hi, Adele. Hi, Adele. Hey, how's it going? Hello. Hi. It's me. I'm just kidding, Adele.

I haven't heard that joke before. I bet. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. That was so off, Adele. What's your birthday, Adele? 18 February 1990. I was wondering...

I'm just kidding. Hello. After Bree's average joke, I think Adele's wanting to set fire to her name. But I set fire to my name. Oh, not necessary. And finally, this week we gave away $100,000.

Congratulations. You just won the secret sound. No. Oh, my God. What the hell? Jess, you won the secret sound and $100,000. I don't even know what to do right now. Oh, my God. Edie is going to think I'm so weird.

Doesn't matter. You've got $100,000. Jess, congratulations. You've just won ZM's Secret Sound. I just won $100,000. Oh, my God. That is so amazing. I'm in the house right now.

Congratulations to Jess. But who do we think was more excited about it? Brie or Jess? Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God. And that's a... That'll do. Go on in one, mate.

Wait, is that how it ends? Is that how it ends? It can't end like that. It can't end like that. That was literally an audio version of CBF. Oh, my God! Bree and Clint. We are looking at a lot of time in our own houses at the moment,

which is actually a nice thing, can be a nice thing. Yeah, spend some time, you know, watching some stuff. Slowing down. Reading a book, maybe. Enjoying your own company. I love a board game at the moment. Yeah. Are you well stocked on board games? Yeah, Monopoly Deal is my top. It's a card game. Same thing. Yeah, but board games. It's a game.

Do you have any board games? Yeah, I've got board games. I've got Monopoly. I've got, what else do we have? I'll be honest, I'm mainly playing Monopoly Deal. You've got Monopoly and I've got, what else do we have? I'll be honest, I'm mainly playing Monopoly Deal. You've got Monopoly and Monopoly Deal. Yeah. Yeah, sweet, good. We're going to right now run through our best recommendations

on stuff you can watch at the moment. So that, like sharing ideas, so that maybe there's something you haven't come across yet that you can enjoy as well. I always ask my friends these kind of questions because, you know, if someone else has watched it, can vouch for it. Yeah. What's your top pick? What's the best thing you can enjoy as well? I always ask my friends these kind of questions because you know, if someone else has watched it, can vouch for it. Yeah. What's your top pick? What's the best thing you're watching right now?

The best thing, I've actually finished this, but it is a series on Neon, streaming on Neon right now. It's called McMillions. It's a documentary series, six episodes, I think. And essentially it's about the massive, I guess,

do you remember when we talked about that guy that was running that big fraud scam where he would steal the Monopoly pieces from McDonald's and he'd give them out to friends and family and take all the prize money and the winnings? He was a security guard, eh? Yeah, technically he worked as head of security for the company that created that Monopoly game for McDonald's. Yeah.

Anyway, the series is awesome and it's all about how he did it, how the FBI found him, and how they pretty much got all these other people that were involved. It's pretty good. What's it called? Where is it? It's called McMillions and it's streaming on Neon right now. I've got a random suggestion, which I

don't think will show up on a lot of people's suggested lists at the moment because it's a bit off the beaten track. From my wife's parents, it's on Netflix and it's a show called The Stranger. It's a British... Oh, I've seen it. Yeah. Oh, you've seen it? I've seen it, yeah. Have you watched it? Yeah, I've watched a little

bit of it. It's very broad churchy. Yeah. Like there's lots of random things. It's real whodunit type thing. Yeah. But essentially it's about this group of people who go around revealing people's deepest, darkest secrets to people in their lives. It's fascinating. And like I said, it's British, if you like British dramas.

The Stranger on Netflix. I actually might get back into that because I did watch some of it and I was like, oh, this is quite good. I'm four episodes in. I'm fully hooked. Yeah, I forgot about it. I might watch that tonight actually. It's only eight episodes.

Yeah. Yeah, cool. If you haven't watched this yet on Netflix, it's really good because they're really short episodes. Like if you don't want to sit for an hour, they're like 20-minute episodes. It's pretty new on Netflix. It's called I'm Not Okay With This.

Oh, yeah. It's very good. I watched literally the whole series in two days just because the episodes are short as well. Yeah. Very easy to watch. It's about a girl in high school who is going through some stuff and then she finds out she has like these superpowers.

Yeah, okay, yeah. But it's not like super, I guess, you know, super powery movie. It's like more real. I don't know if that makes sense. If you like superhero stuff or like graphic novel, comic book stuff, Watchmen or Neon is very good. Yeah. What else you got? This is probably my biggest suggestion.

If you've never watched RuPaul's Drag Race, every season is on Netflix right now. You're welcome. There's like 45 seasons, eh? There's a lot of seasons. I think the latest season is being uploaded to Netflix, one episode every weekend. It didn't used to be in HD. That's my issue with watching the old stuff,

is it wasn't in HD. And now that everyone's got big TVs. Yeah. Yeah. The first three seasons, avoid those. Start at season four. If you haven't seen Chair yet, you have to watch Chair on Netflix.

It's phenomenal. That's very good. It's so gripping. Yeah, loved it. Yeah. Oh, you know what is a really good movie for the kids? Yeah. I love animation, so I've watched all of them.

One of the best animation new ones for the kids is the movie called Turbo on Netflix. Yeah. And it's about a snail that wants to be a race car driver. Love it. It's really good, really cute. Good. Sex Education, these are not new ones,

these are on Sex Education Season 2. Unbelievably good. Yeah, it's very good. Very rude. But good rude. What's the Netflix series that's about the kid who has autism? Have you watched that? Oh, it's so good.

No. So good. I should look that up. It's very, very good. Yeah. Anything else good popping off the top of your head? TVNZ On Demand has lots of really good stuff. They've got all Seinfeld up there to watch at the moment.

TVNZ On Demand is like my favourite streaming platform. It's all free. They've got so much goodeld up there to watch at the moment. Oh, TVNZ On Demand is like my favourite streaming platform. It's all free. They've got so much good stuff on there too. Yeah. Anything that you guys, the producers, are watching at the moment that's particularly good? Have you got any recommendations for people who are stuck at home at the moment? Oh, I mean, Love Island Season 6 is a hoot, isn't it? Love Island was good.

Are you still watching Love Island? Yeah, I haven't finished it, but then I got a spoiler, but, you know. Oh, no. You're way behind. I know. You haven't finished Love Island. Love Island got a spoiler, but, you know. You're way behind. I know. You haven't finished Love Island. Love Island finished a month ago. I deserve it.

It's because Sam came home and he doesn't want to watch it, so I've got to find time when he's not there, you know. Trick him into watching it. That's how I got into it. Atypical is the show that I was. Atypical? Atypical, yeah. On Netflix?

Yeah, it's about a family and the son has autism. It's very well done. Yeah, and Ben, anything from you? I'm just re-watching all the Breaking Bads now. Just started again. Oh, yeah, see, I'd be down for that. Where? Where?

Where are you watching them? On my laptop. Yeah, what streaming platform are you using? HBO. Oh, right. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I thought you would be. We're going to make a list of our best recommendations

and get them up to our Instagram profile in case you're looking for some suggestions. If you've never seen You, a couple of good seasons of that out too. Yeah, that's good too. There you go. Helpful. Brie and Clint. It's the game where Brie and I go head to head guessing songs. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

It's the game where Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs. It's rapid fire, and if you can guess who's going to win the game, you'll score free mobile fuel. Megan's up. Who are you picking to play for you today, Megan? Three, please. All right, Megan, I'll do my best. Megan.

She's like, I think I made the wrong choice. Well, duh, you better do your best, Megan, I'll do my best. Megan, she's like, I think I made the wrong choice. Well, duh, you better do your best, Megan. Katrina, that means I'm playing for you. Hi. Hi, all good, all good. All good, all good. I think our players might want to swap. Yeah.

That's okay. Producer Ellie runs the game. We have buzzers. Do they need testing? Do you want to test them? I do. Yeah, all right, Bree. Off Ellie runs the game. We have buzzers. Do they need testing? Do you want to test them? I do. Yeah, all right, Brie. Off you go, love.

Yes, no. Yeah, there we go. Oh, she's nice and delayed for me as per usual. I wouldn't be used to it if it was on rapid fire. Clint, as always, always on time. Mine's a little fast, if anything. I feel like yours is over fast, yeah. Okay, let's get into this. It's first to three songs in the one second song challenge.

Yes, that's correct. All right, when you're ready, producer Bim, hit the first one off. Brie. Brie. Kanye West. Stronger. Correct. I, for some reason, had Daft Punk in my brain.

Because it's a Daft Punk sample. Yeah, right? I was like, it's not Daft Punk. No, it isn't. All right, it's 1-0 to Bree. It buzzes at the ready, and Ben, hit it off. Bree. Oh, my, what the?

I felt like I got in. Milkshake, Khalees. That's correct, yes. That's right, I was going to say Black Eyed Peas. Were you? Oh, were you? Doesn't it make you feel better about it when you weren't going to get it anyway? I always feel better.

I'm like, would never have got that. All right, that's 2-0. So Brie, you can take it out here. This is not exactly what happened last week, by the way, and then I lost, so I'm not getting my hopes up. All right, hit it off, Ben, when you're ready. Clint. Queen, Another One Bites the Dust.

That's correct. Damn it. I would have got that. Featuring black eyed peas. All right. Brie, you can still win it, mate. Okay, all right. You can still win it. Okay, when you're ready, Ben. Featuring black eyed peas. Alright. Bree, you can still win it, mate. You can still win it. Okay, when you're ready, Ben.

Bree! Side gang name style! She's got it! Womp! Womp! Womp! Womp! Nice work.

Megan! You backed in a winner today. I wasn't confident, but you got the mobile fuel. Thank you. No worries, Megan. Bree and Clint, back in a second. ZM. Bree and Clint.

I got caught up in a Reddit thread this morning. Yeah. And if you haven't been on Reddit before, it's pretty much just a weird website with just a bunch of different stuff going on. Reddit is a weird website. I like to pretend that I understand Reddit so that I sound intelligent. I don't know how Reddit works. But one of the things on Reddit is where someone asks a question and then all these people just start answering.

And it's a massive thread of questions and answers and all that kind of stuff. And the best answers get upvoted, right? Exactly. So you have the best stuff at the top. Absolutely. So you don't have to troll through all of the comments. People are like, cool explanation of a website from 2008, guys.

People are like, you're so old. Tomorrow we'll explain Twitter. Twitter, as my mum calls it. The question that I got stuck on this morning was this question. What's the worst way to break up with someone? Right, okay. And let's just say brace yourselves because some of the answers are quite full on.

Sure. Like pretty horrible. Someone answered and they said, this was a long time ago, but my ex-wife and I had just indoor garden together. Then right after, whilst we were still laying in bed together in the afterglow, she took off her ring and gave it to me and said she wanted a divorce. Wow.

That's brutal. That would make you go, was I that bad? How bad was it? Now, obviously, maybe it was like a goodbye thing. Yeah, was that what it is? I think that's a thing. She was like, one more time for the rose. Yeah, I think so.

But not a second longer. Someone else commented and they said, in a group text. Yep. That's horrible. That's not nice. Even when I start supplying, they're like, wait, do you mean me? Yeah. No, I mean the person

that I'm in a relationship with. And then all you just see is like Sarah left group chat. Someone else commented on the thread on Reddit, what's the worst way to break up with someone? Someone said, I found out my ex and I weren't together after he posted an Instagram picture with his best friend of three years saying it only took me three years to ask her out. Wait, that's how they found out that they weren't in the relationship anymore?

So that girl saw that picture that he uploaded. With another girl? Yeah. Right. That's horrible. That's not even cheating on someone. That's just leaving the relationship but not telling them. Oh, my God.

Terrible. Have you ever been broken up with in a horrible way or have you done the wrong thing? No, I don't. Have you been naughty? No. No, I've never. In high school.

Oh, you're stuttering. No, no, no. In high school there was a trend where some guys would break up. A trend? They'd break up with their girlfriend using a rhyme kind of thing. That's not cool. And I think it comes from the Simpsons and it was they'd ring

their partner and they'd go hello and they'd go, welcome to Dumpsville. Population you. I remember that. I didn't do that though. I didn't do that. You didn't do that. Are you sure? No, I didn't have any girlfriends to break up with. Right. Fair enough.

I broke up with someone on Messenger once. On Messenger? Yeah. I felt bad. Yeah. To be honest, like, the guy, we were only kind of, like, seeing each other. We weren't, like, official or anything. Yeah.

I still regret it, though. Did someone formalise the relationship at some point? Well, I think he did in his mind. Oh, right. Okay. No, that's okay. You're just letting down a clinger. Yeah, and I can't even say that I was young.

It was like when I was like 22. Oh, right. 0800 dialed ZM. What's the worst way to be broken up with? Yeah. Maybe it's a real experience that you've been through. Yeah. Yeah.

Or you can text us on 9696. I got well into the Reddit thread. You know, just the old Reddits. Don't pretend you're a Reddit person. I'm always on threads on Reddit. No, you're not. You just stumbled across this one because someone probably sent it to you. You're not one of those intelligent people who contributes to Reddit.

I was just on there, you know, obviously doing my bit, commenting on a few things, and I came across this thread that said, what's the worst way to break up with someone? And there was some brutal responses. Some people saying they had an indoor gardening sesh with their wife and then she said she wanted a divorce. Straight after, whipped the ring off. Someone else said in a group text and other people said they found out when they posted a picture on Instagram of them with someone else.

Yeah. You know, these are all brutal. There's some really bad ones coming through on the text machine. I think one of my favourites is someone said, I got dumped on Christmas Day. She didn't even show up. Turns out she left the country instead. Whoa. That is hectic.

Wow. Couldn't happen now. What do you mean? You can't leave the country. More true. Can't go anywhere. She'll have to come back. Whoa. That is hectic. Wow. Couldn't happen now. What do you mean? Well, you can't leave the country. Well, true. You should have to come back. Yeah, good. So we're asking you guys on 0800DIALZM what's the worst way you've broken up with someone or

been broken up with? Hi, Siobhan. Hi. Siobhan, is it you that got broken up with? Yes. Last year, but I'm well and truly past it. But I thought now I can laugh about it and share my story with others. How did it happen? How did they break up with you?

I was heading to the airport, which is about a 30-minute to 40-minute drive away. And they broke up with me at their conveyor belt while we were waiting for the bag. So bear in mind, we had to drive back in my car. I probably, in hindsight, should have left him there. But it was all such a, like, fear of my mother. Oh, my God. So he came back in the car with me. And, yeah, it wasn't a nice ride home.

Wow. You went to the airport to pick them up, and they broke up with you at the airport? Yeah. Why? He'd been away for a weekend with his family watching the All Blacks game at the time. Yeah. Why? Family, my butt. Oh, that's horrible, Siobhan. You're better off.

I wonder what it was about that All Blacks match that made him go, I need to break up with my girlfriend. With the family. Terry, hi. Hi. go, I need to break up with my girlfriend. With the family. Terry, hi. Hi. Terry, what happened to you? Oh, I was, how old was I? 18, and I was living with my partner,

and he wanted to go to Christchurch for a weekend with the boys. Okay. And I was like, can I come? And he said no, and I was like, sweet, whatever, like, have fun. And he came back, and we were like, everything was fine for about a week. And then he, like, got me by myself and was like, oh, I got my ex-girlfriend pregnant. You're kidding. I'm not kidding.

Did he do it on Du Bois weekend? On Du Bois, I know. It wasn't a boys weekend then, obviously. Whoa. I think he might have just a boys weekend then, obviously. Whoa. I think he might have just run into her and, yeah, run and fell into her. Run into her and then out of her and then into her and then back into her. Out of her.

Oh, we laughed, Terry, but this is your relationship. I've got a couple of questions. Did he end up, like, is he with the girl now? Yes, actually, they got married. Oh, well, that's, I'm sorry for you, Terry. No, I'm really happy for him, to be honest. No, this is good. Have you met the kid?

No, I haven't, no, but he's pretty cute. The kid? Little boy, yeah, yeah. You're like, I know exactly when you were conceived. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty much your auntie. Love it, Terry.

Thank you. Someone on the text machine said, my friend's boyfriend dumped her the day after her 21st. He said a lovely speech at the 21st and everything, and the next day ended things. I bet he said in the speech, you're my best friend and I love you. That's horrible.

How could you do that? I mean, maybe he was like, you know, I don't want to ruin her party. Yeah. Maybe she did a real bad job of her yard glass. And he was like, oof, can't be with this person. Sarah, finally, what's the bad way you were broken up with? So it was Christmas morning. That was like my first proper boyfriend.

And we were away from each other so we sent the morning text like Merry Christmas have a great day, got one back like Merry Christmas, have a great day and then it was like what are you doing? And he was like I don't want to go out with you anymore. So I sent him back saying ha ha very funny and I got one back

saying ha ha not kidding. Merry Christmas to you. Had you bought him a Christmas present? No, I don't think I had, actually. My dad quickly, swiftly gave me a bottle of vodka afterwards to deal with Christmas. Shut, Dad. Thanks, Dad.

Aren't you glad you didn't get him anything? I know, I know, I know. I was mad that I wasn't closer to do something about it. Yeah, vodka's better than a boyfriend. Don't worry, you're fine. I'm just mad that I wasn't closer to do something about it. Yeah, vodka's better than a boyfriend. Don't worry, you're fine. I can vouch for that. More reliable. I've got a bit of a PSA for, you know,

everyone working from home, and I feel like a lot of people are going to be at some points working at home. If you're working from home right now, and you haven't knocked off yet, what are you doing? It's a Friday. It's a Friday, and it's three minutes to five o'clock.

But this is a PSA for anyone who's going to be working at home in the next couple of weeks. I'm not going to say exactly who these people are just in case, but this happened yesterday to people I know. So essentially there's a couple of people living at the flat and one of the guys is working from home at the moment. So he's got his kind of office set up, you know, in the living room slash kitchen area. Okay. And he's, you know, taking conference calls, doing emails, all that kind of stuff from in the living slash dining area. Got it. Anyway, one of the other flatmates was in the kitchen making some breakfast. It was early in the morning, you know, doing normal stuff you do in a household.

And anyway, he gets this conference call that comes through and he's just talking to this person through the computer without any headphones. Okay. So you can hear everything essentially. Yeah. So he's had this big conference call with this girl that he's, you know, from his work or whatever and they're chatting. And then he's like, all right, sweet, all right, I'll talk to you soon

and hangs up the conference call. And the other flatmate who's in the kitchen goes, God, she sounds like a bit of work. Oh, okay. I think she said, God, she sounds like a bit of work. Oh, okay. I think she said, God, she sounds high maintenance. Right, okay. Because she obviously did. She overheard the call.

Yeah, she was like, oh, she just sounds like a bit of high maintenance because I think the girl on the call was like, oh, who's making all the noise? And it's kind of like, well, I'm at home. What do you think's going on? We've all got to accept the new normal yeah you may even hear a toilet flush look out anyway um it was at that point uh that he said to uh the other girl he was like um oh just to let you know um my microphone and your microphone was still on. Wait, the girl who was on the conference call Heard everything. was still connected.

Heard everything. That is my worst nightmare. I saw a tweet from someone the other day. How do you come back from that? With all this working from home stuff, this guy logs into his work thing and he's doing his thing remotely to work. He's working from home.

Oh, no. And he takes a, because he's working from home himself, he takes a solo adult fun time break and goes onto the website where you do that sort of thing. Okay. And then he receives an email from his boss that says, Hi, Jared, just so you know, when you're logged in, we can see everything that's on your screen.

If you would like to access pornographic websites, you need to click the tab in the top corner and close this window and use your own desktop. What a nightmare. Can you freaking imagine? I mean, how nosy is his boss, though? Leave him alone. Brie and Clint.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Brianne Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey! Let's try and lighten the mood, shall we?

Let's sing for New Zealand to ease their stress. I was excited for the last couple of weeks and I thought yeah, I'm doing alright and then I haven't been this unexcited for a Friday Okie to play out in a while. And to be honest, it's my song choice and I feel the same way. It is the single

closest voting round we've ever had. You guys choose a song we sing via our Instagram story and there was 35 votes in it this week. We had over 3,000 votes, and it was only a 35-vote difference. Mm-hmm. In the cancelled concert category, you chose Alanis Morissette, and I went for My Chemical Romance, and that's what we're singing.

What a banger. My throat still hurts from singing this. Yeah, it's harder than I anticipated. So today for Friday Okie, Brie and I have both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. And once you've heard both, we'd like you to vote on who. Or don't worry about it this week. They did the best job.

Seeing as it's my song, I'll start. Good luck. Here we go. This is my Friday Okie, New Zealand. Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me And other times I feel like I should go And through it all The rise and fall

The bodies in the streets And when you're gone We want you all to know We'll carry on We'll carry on And though you're dead and gone Believe me Your memory will carry on

Will carry on And in my heart I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it It's really hard. A for effort, though. I can feel the passion. O for awesome. O for all.

Oh, my God. Okay can feel the passion. O for awesome. O for awesome. Oh my god. Okay, that's mine. You can't vote until you've heard both. Okay, here comes Breeze. Sorry, I'm so sorry to all the My Chemical Romance fans. My Chem.

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me And other times I feel like I should go And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets And when you're gone, we want you all to know We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on, will carry on

And in my heart I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it Auto-tune doesn't help for that genre of music, does it? The world won't explain it. Auto-tune doesn't help for that genre of music, does it? No, there wasn't a lot of auto-tune during the emo era. You're right. Yeah. Who's got it?

Who's the best Friday Oki this week? We're looking for five votes on 0800 dials at M right now. So start calling through if you want to have your say or if you just want to send something through on the tech machine, that's fine as well. 9696. Yeah, that's where we take

our constructive criticism from. Yes. It's how we grow as performers, you know. Five votes. 0800 dial ZM. Tell us who wins Friday Oki, the cancelled concert edition,

My Chemical Romance. Bree and Clint. Fridayoke. Welcome back, everybody, to a fresh Fridayoke. Where this week... I don't feel fresh. Bree and I have taken on a My Chemical Romance classic. Seeing as their shows are having to be...

I don't know if they're cancelled or postponed, but... Postponed, I think. Everything's off. So MyChem fans won't get to see their favourite band when they thought they would. So we thought, hey, what can we do? Let's sing their song for you. We did MyChemicalRomance, The Black Parade. We'll carry on, we'll carry on.

And my version sounded like this. Your memory will carry on, will carry on And in my heart I can contain it The anthem won't explain it And Bray sounded like this. Your memory will carry on, will carry on. And in my heart I can't contain it. The ether won't explain it.

Pretty good, I thought. Pretty close to the original. I am just tone deaf. Jess, welcome to the show. We're looking for five votes as to who wins Friday Oki this week. Who you got? Who's your winner? Definitely Bree.

Really, Jess? I appreciate that. Thank you. All good. Thanks, girl. Have a good weekend. She didn't need to add the definitely. She could have gone, it was close.

No, I appreciated the definitely. Tom, hi. Welcome to Friday Oki. Who's the winner this week? Nah, it's a no-brainer. It would have to be you, Clint. Thank you, mate. I appreciate it. Are you a My Chemical Romance fan? You didn Nah, it's a no-brainer. It would have to be you, Clint. Thank you, mate. I appreciate it.

Are you my Chemical Romance fan? Didn't have to add the no-brainer to him. No, I know. Sorry, Bree. Sorry, Bree. But no, I'm not canceling him. I'm not my Chemical Romance fan. What about now?

What about now? Definitely not now. No, certainly not. Okay, thank you, Tom. One each. Let's go to Sam. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who are you voting for? I'm going with you, Bree. One each. Let's go to Sam. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who are you voting for? I'm going with you, Bree. The accent was beautiful. The accent was beautiful. It was a little bit like Broadway in there that I threw in. Yeah, that was certainly something.

Not on purpose, Sam. Thank you, Sam. Thank you, Sam. Hannah's here. Hey, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Bye. Now, you know rock. You know

covers. I can hear it in your voice. Who took out Friday Oaky this week? Sorry, Clint, but it's Bree. Oh, really? Hannah, thank you. I needed a win. I appreciate that. My seven-year-old daughter voted for Clint.

Can we check her vote? No, no, let's use her vote instead of Hannah's. Let's use her vote instead of Hannah's. She doesn't pay the bills. Thank you, Hannah. Can we check her vote? She can't use the phone. No, no, let's use her vote instead of Hannah's. Let's use her vote instead of Hannah's. She doesn't pay the bills. Thank you, Hannah. I appreciate that. Fine. It's a foregone conclusion.

But Steve, who's your vote for? Hi, Steve. Sorry, Clint. I was going to say Brie. Oh, cheers, big Steve. You've made my Friday, honestly. What was it about my performance that really didn't do it for you? I feel like you tried to go real high the whole time.

Yeah, I tried to do Gerard Way. You probably did a better job than me, I'm not going to lie. All right, there we go. That's Friday Oaky. You know, when I was singing it, I went, there's no way Bree's going to be able to do this. Let's be real. Let's be real.

There was no winners this week. And then I get pantsed for one. Congratulations to Bree and to the victor go the spoils. And the spoils is a... Not another play. A replay. Your memory will carry on, will carry on. And in my heart I can't contain it.

The ether won't explain it Sounds like Bindi Irwin. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday, it's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Before that though, let's do a birthday banger for a Friday. These are your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Hi, Sian. Hi, Sian.

Hi. What's your birthday, Sian? 11th of May 2001. Alright, you were 16 in 2017 on the 11th of May. So just a couple of years ago, this went to number one. My left stroke just went viral. Right stroke, put

the baby in a spiral. Sit down. There's a brand new C we like to keep it on the high note. Sit down. Kung Fu Kenny, you get humble. That is a ripping birthday banger, Sian. It is, it is. I usually sing, sit down. I'm not mad at that one.

Sit down. Sit down. Eat crumble. Yeah. Sit down. Okay, Sian, wait there. I love that for you. That's good. Sandra, hi. Hi, Sandy. Hi. Sit down. Okay, Sian, wait there. I love that for you. That's good.

Sandra, hi. Hi, Sandy. Hi. What's your birthday? My birthday is 8th of March, 1975. All right. You were 16 in 1991 on the 8th of March. And Sandra, this is your birthday banger.

Oh, yeah. That brings back memories. You remember that one? It should bring back memories, yeah. Yeah, definitely remember that one. What are the memories, by the way? Me being a young girl trying to get in the clubs and going dancing. Yeah, parachute pants, I reckon.

Love it. Back in the 90s. We've got one more to do for Simon. Hey, Simon. Hi, Simon. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you. Good, then going dancing. Yeah, parachute pants, I reckon. Love it. Back in the 90s. We've got one more to do for Simon. Hey, Simon. Hi, Simon. Hey, how are you guys? Good, ma'am. Good, thank you.

Good, good, good. What's your birthday, Simon? First of November, 1963. All right, you were 16 in 1979 on the 1st of November. And in the late 70s, this went to number one. I was made for loving you, baby. You were made for loving me. Kiss.

Not bad. Not bad, Simon. What a great birthday banger. Gene Simmons and the others. Gene Simmons and friends. And friends. Do you love that one, Simon? I like it.

I love it. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm pleased with that one. I thought I'd get six pistols or something. How far can you poke your tongue out, Simon? About three inches. That's enough, I hear. Handy.

I think it's enough. It's enough. Okay. All right, wait there. Man, I love it when we get three great songs in a row, especially on a Friday. My gut, I have to go with my gut, and my gut says that we should play Kendrick Lamar, because that song never gets played on ZDM.

It doesn't. It's rare, isn't it? Yeah, I'm happy to have a bit of Kendrick. We can do that together? Yes. Okay, that means, Sian, you've won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Yay!

Yay! All right. Sian. Yeah. Oh, you were going to say the same thing. No, no, you do it. No, you say it. No, you do it. You'll do it better. No, you start it. No, no, you'll do it. Hey, Sian. Yeah. All right. Sian. Yeah. Oh, you were going to say the same thing. No, you do it. No, you say it. You'll do it better.

No, you do it. Hey, Sian. Yeah. Sit down. Okay, fine. Nobody pray for me. It been a day for me. Yeah, yeah.

I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances But nothing on them with some counterfeits But now I'm counting this. Parmesan with my accountant lives. In fact, I'm down in this. You say with my boo, babe, tastes like Kool-Aid for the analyst. Girl, I can buy your Westy, girl, with my base stuff. I know that it's good what you said and all my taste buds.

I get way too petty once you let me do the extras. Pull up on your block and break it down. We playing Tetris. AM to the PM, BM to the AM funk. Eat up your per diem. You just got to hate them funk. If I quit your BM, I still rock Mercedes funk. If I quit this season, I still be the greatest funk.

My left stroke just went viral. Right stroke, put the baby in a spiral. Soprano C, we like to keep it on the high note. It's levels to it, you and I know. Tell them be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down.

Be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down Me humble Sit down Me humble

Sit down Me humble Sit down Who that arm thinking that he frontin' on my man Get the f*** off my stage I'm the set man Get the f*** off my That ain't right

I ain't make a play blowing blowin' up your whole life I'm so, so sick and tired of the Photoshop Show me something natural like Afro on Richard Pratt Show me something natural, I wanna feel some stretch marks Stilla take you down right on your mama couch and polo sock Ay, this is way too crazy, ay, you do not amaze me, ay I blew cool from AC, ay, oh, but much has paged me, ay I don't fabricate it, ay, most of y'all be faking, ay We'll be right back. I'm the realest. After all, tell him be humble. Sit down. Be humble.

Sit down. Be humble. Tell him sit down. Be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down. Be humble.

It's Andy Gru, by the way. It's Andrew. Be humble. Sit down. It's Andy Rue, by the way. It's Andrew. Me humble. Sit down. Zed and Brian Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger's Day from Kendrick Lamar. That's a great song. It's called Humble.

That's a great song. Thank you to all of our contestants in today's Birthday Banger. We appreciate you more than you know, and we love you playing every day. Bree and Clint. This is exciting. I know you've been on this journey with us, and you have made it to the final of the first ever Bree and Clint Dunk Off. That's right. If we could have some crowd ambiance, producer Ben.

This is big. A crowd has gathered here this afternoon. Clinton Roberts. Don't they know about coronavirus? It's a crowd that's through virtual There's only 99 people in the crowd. Reality, yeah. It's a hypothetical audio cloud.

Audio crowd. Those are still legal. That's fine. Yes, if you are just joining us, Hypothetical audio crowd. Those are still legal. That's fine. All right. Yes, if you are just joining us, you've missed some very big events over the last couple of days. And this afternoon, we will find out who will take the crown in the first annual Dunk Off Championships. On Monday, I was able to hold an Arnott arrow root

in a hot cup of tea for longer than Bree. I kept it in there for 12 seconds, and I removed that arrow root, which stayed intact for 10 seconds, which meant I took victory number one. But it was the true champion that triumphed yesterday after I held a chocolate thin. Is that what they're called? Choc-thin.

Choc-thin in a cup of tea for, I think it was 10 seconds. And we know how thin they are, hence the name Choc-thin. Today we have arrived at the final. We did not know the biscuit we were dunking until a mere six minutes ago. But we are dunking athletes so we are prepared. Today, producer Ellie has been on the selection panel.

Tell us what we'll be dunking for the decider. We're going to be dunking an Oreo. Now tell us why you chose an Oreo. Is it because you forgot to buy them when we had them in the office? No, that's definitely not it. I heard your logic was the Oreo tagline, twist it, lick it, dunk it. That's it, Clint.

That's what it was. That's my tagline at home. Which I then said to you, it's a milk dunking biscuit. And there's milk and tea. So technicality, thank you very much. That's true. It's fine. It's fine, it's fine. This might be unprecedented.

I'm like an all black. I can play on any field that I'm presented with. Okay. I need to know from you, Bree, for the final. I am known as a utility player in most sports that I have played in. So, you know, I'm ready for anything. I need to know, are we twisting, licking and dunking or are we dunking the whole biscuit?

We're going the whole biscuit this afternoon, I believe. I need to know, are we twisting, licking and dunking or are we dunking the whole biscuit? We're going the whole biscuit this afternoon I believe. I like that. Now that's interesting because it's double the biscuit. Yes, hence why we, another reason we chose those today folks. You didn't buy any don't lie about it. Here's the rules New Zealand

we will place the biscuit into the hot cup of tea at the exact same time the first person to withdraw the biscuit potentially loses. Here's the thing, though. If you're the last person with your biscuit in the cup of tea, the biscuit must remain intact 10 full seconds after being removed from the cup. I'm nervous. Right.

I don't know what to expect. Let's get this over and done with. Just for the record as well, up until now, 30% of the biscuit has had to be submerged. This is an incredibly small biscuit. I table to you

that today we should dunk 50% of the biscuit. I think you should get the Oreo logo and that logo should be half in the cup of tea. All right, if you want to play the game that way.

I'm willing to come to the table. Me too. Alright. Oreos at the ready. And three, two... Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait. Sip for good luck. Oh, forgot that part.

Sorry, folks. We nearly forgot. Sip for good luck. Sip for good luck. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, is it hot again? Sorry, I've tried not to, but... It's fine. It's fine that it's hot. Okay.

It's fine. Okay. It changes it. We just like to know. That's like touching the grass and seeing, you know, how moist it is. Yes, exactly. You want to know how moist your playing field is. Okay, you can start saying moist now.

All right. Ready for the dunking in 3, 2, 1, dunk. I'm 50%. Oh no. I'm definitely 50. I think I might even be more. Oh, she's breaking apart. Oh, is she?

My fingers are burning. Alright, we're at 15, 16 seconds here. Both still in. Oh, my biscuit is caving in. Oh, no. Oh, it's folding in half. Oh, gosh.

I ain't coming out. I ain't coming out either. I'm not coming out anytime soon. Twist me, lick me, dunk me, bitch. All right, we're at 30 seconds. Go on, bring it out. You bring yours out. Go on, bring it out.

I dare you to bring it out. I bet you've got no biscuit left. I bet your biscuit's in the tea. I bet you've got no biscuit left. I bet your biscuit's in the tea. I bet you've got nothing in there. We have both pulled the biscuits out of the tea and half the biscuit remains in the tea.

We got too cocky. We got overwhelmed. Yeah, you really did. That was 40 seconds for both of you. That was ridiculous. Yeah. Very ridiculous. What do we do?

I believe it's a tie. Yeah, I guess. I can't live with a tie. Yeah. Do we need to do a tie break? Maybe. Have we been talking too long yet? I mean, it's quite long, but let's keep going.

It's quite long. Check me another biscuit. Okay. All right. We're going again, folks. All right. Don't be too greedy. And three, two, one, dunk.

Oh, my God. This is ridiculous. I'd like a couple of time updates, please. All right. We are at eight seconds. We are at... Oh, Bree's out. Bree is out at 12 and Clint is out at 14. All right, now we've got to wait 10 seconds.

Bree's brisket just fell off. Oh, Bree, you're out. And Clint, you are good, mate. Oh, he's done it. Not only did I hold my nerve, I'm better at dunking than you My biscuit was in longer And it lasted

In fairness Clint has been teabagged more than me Dunk these nuts These nuts No good game everyone Good game Good game Very good game Hopefully next year I game. Good game. Good game.

Hopefully next year I can come back better and stronger than ever. New Zealand claims the dunking championship for 2020. Who will it be in 2021 and what will we be dunking? Who cares? If there's one thing I love, you should know this about me, Clint. I love a live TV blooper. Yep. I think it's, I don't know why I find it so funny, but it is one of the joys in life.

It's because you expect them to hold their shit together. Yes. You expect them to be these superhumans that never make mistakes. And in reality, that's not what they are. They're people with real lives and real backstories. And when that stuff comes through, I think you can relate to them more. I think it makes them more likeable. I think it's better.

I like it. I don't know if it's the case for these two next fellows we're about to talk about. So let's put it this way. I don't know all that much about the backstory, but this is what I do know. One is a TV presenter. He is broadcasting from a TV newsroom. I think he's a CNN reporter. Yes, and he is talking to, I think he's a politician of some sort.

I think he's a New York state governor. Yeah, so he's in the government, and they're talking to each other via live camera, so via Skype kind of thing. So there's like two screens. But the weird twist in all of this is that they are actually brothers. So the governor, he's older. And then the CNN reporter, TV presenter, he's younger. And we're going to pick up the coverage from them talking to each other live on national

television. Dad tried to have a curfew for me. I never got past the resentment. It's the least of your problems, just so you know. You violated the curfew all the time, caused much pain. Governor Andrew Cuomo, I appreciate you coming on the show. No matter how hard you're working, there's always time to call mom. She wants to hear from you. I called mom. I called mom. By the way, she said I was her favorite. She never said that. Good news is, she said you were her second favorite.

Second favorite son. I can't believe you're lying to my audience. You've blown the credibility of the entire interview. I should have ended it before. Listen to the words. Politicians are very tricky. You throw a word in there after the first time you said it, it creates a lot of doubt.

But I appreciate you clarifying. Not me. You know what I feel like I was just sitting in? Do you know when you're at a friend's house or you're with friends of yours that are a couple and they start having a fight? Fighting in front of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you're like, this is so awkward for me. Yeah. And you don't know what to do. But it's hard to look away. But you're like, ugh. The best bit of that interview Is at the end When they get the fight out of the way And then the interview

You've never seen an interview like it Ends with Okay I love you brother And he goes I love you as well Stay safe Weird It's weird but it's lovely

Because they're talking about life Under bloody coronavirus Just like every family We all have our fights Imagine that John Campbell's crossing live to his sister lovely because they're talking about life under bloody coronavirus just uh like every family we all have our fights imagine that john campbell's crossing live to his sister he's like all right i love you i'm mum's favorite bye the podcast with mobile smiles register fill up redeem points for rewards easy if you enjoyed this podcast why not give zm's fleshborn and megan a listen to subscribe on the iheart radio app or

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