ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 21st 2019

Episode Date: March 21, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. This is different this time. We normally record the podcast intro after the podcast. Today we're doing it before. Ooh, changing things up. It's like doing a bit of role play in a relationship. Mixing it up, keeping it spicy. We're leaving early because you're going to a wedding. Yeah. How many bloody weddings do you want to go to? Um, all of them.

Oh. Like, what kind of question is that? You've just had so many weddings on lately. Okay, mate. It's two things. Two things. Three things. It's wedding season.

Summer. That's when everyone has their weddings. I'm in the wedding stage of life. Like, once you hit 30, there's no more 21sts. There's no more, like, it's the time people are getting married. And baby showers and first birthday parties. Don't look at me like that. And thirdly, sorry that I've got friends who want me at their special occasions, unlike you.

That was too real. No, you're a nice person. No, I'm just too young to have friends that are getting married yet. Slash no one can get girlfriends or boyfriends in my friend circle. You've got a lot of friends in the rainbow community. In your country, they'll only just let them start getting married. Oh. Oh.

That was not a good joke. Yeah, well, no, it was a joke on the country, not on the people. Why was it not a good joke? Oh, I don't know. I think that was on the cusp. Nah, that was i think that was on the cusp no that was good that was good that was good no see jokes jokes against minorities aren't good it wasn't against the minority it was against the country the majority i was shooting at the big guy come on mate come on all right if you if you're comfortable i'm going to spend time with my parents. This didn't go the way I thought it was going to go.

So I guess we'll just start the podcast. A lot of your jokes never do. Zin-in. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zin-ins. Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody.

How you going? Brie and Clint. Hello, guys. Can I just use the radio for one minute? Yeah. Because this is the only way I think I'm going to be able to get in touch with them. Okay. Mum and Dad, if you're in New Zealand and you're in a taxi, come to NZME.

Come to ZM. They're flying into the country today. Can you not reach them? Are their phones not working? I've texted them. I've called them. It says their flight has landed, but I have not heard from them. They won't know how to get themselves on the network.

Are they buying local SIM cards? They'll be terrified of global roaming charges too. What do you think, Clint? Yeah, no. Old people and SIM cards don't mix. My mum doesn't even realise she has a SIM card. I mean, if you're listening, mum, just head to ZM, right? It's at 51 Victoria Street, Hamilton.

What are you doing? It's a short taxi ride. Don't listen. It should take about an hour and a half, and just head in, and you'll be good to go. Seriously, they'll end up in Hamilton. Yeah, it's great. Hamilton's a great place.

Home of the Chiefs, baby. See you soon, Mum and Dad. Today on the show, we will have your parents if they get you. I've got some fun stuff I want to do with them today. Actually, we both do. We've got some cool ideas to do with your parents. There's some good stuff coming up. Mumma Di and Big Steve joining us on the show,

plus your chance to win tickets to Disney's Dumbo today. We're going to play What's the Plot at about quarter to five this afternoon. If you can beat Bree in a movie guessing game, we'll give you tickets to that new movie. Up next though, we want to talk about probably the most expensive pet purchase ever. Expensive pet purchase?

Say that five times fast. I'm just going to say that I can't. Okay. Good trying. Cool. Bree and Clint, this is Zedim. Zedim's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Head owners, sit down for a minute. And if you're driving, definitely sit down.

No, stay standing up while you're driving. There has been a Belgian racing pigeon that is sold for, at an auction, the massive price of just over two million New Zealand dollars. That was meant to be a pigeon sound effect. Yeah, I can do a bit. Is that the best pigeon sound effect that we could find? That one there. Sounds like a pigeon being smothered.

Sounds like a pigeon being boiled alive. Let's just do it again. I'll say the money amount, then you do the pigeon sound effect and I'll do the cash sound effect. Okay, ready? Did you say they've sold a pigeon for $2 million? That's about 4.5% better. Hey, I'll take it, I'll take it So apparently this pigeon has been dubbed the Lewis Hamilton of pigeons

Why, because it can drive a race car? No, because it's won the last three races that it's competed in If a pigeon can drive a race car, it's still not worth $2 million But I'd pay a lot of money for that pigeon I didn't even realise there was competitive pigeon racing. Oh, no, I did know that. Yeah, yeah. Are you, like, well-educated in pigeon racing?

I'm just well-educated in general. And so modest. Pigeons have got, like, a GPS thing in their brains. And they can. They know where to go. That's why they used to use them for sending messages in the war. You'd tie a little message to the pigeon's leg and then you'd say to the pigeon, homing pigeons.

That's what they were called, homing pigeons, because they knew how to get home. Mate, come on, don't just trust my facts. Also, you don't have any facts to combat this with, so you have to believe me. No, no, but they did. They're like primitive Google Maps pigeons. Why don't we still use them?

Oh, text messaging. We've got text messaging now, yeah. I mean, I don't know. You can still use them. You know the thing that... Hip we still use them because oh text messages we've got text messaging now I mean I don't know you can still use them you know the thing that hipsters would use them like you know how hipsters like still listen to records

and stuff when we've got Spotify they instead of texting their girlfriends they'd send them messages on homing pigeons I reckon a real ulti thing to do so was it

is it a homing pigeon I thought it was a honing pigeon no homing oh I'm pretty sure that makes more sense yeah the thing that I think about spending two million dollars Was it a homing pigeon? I thought it was a honing pigeon. No, homing. Oh. I'm pretty sure. That makes more sense.

Yeah. The thing that I think about, spending $2 million on a pigeon, great if it wins races and it gets your money back. There must be a lot of money in pigeon racing. But that pigeon could drop dead at any minute. It could get eaten by a cat. Exactly. Imagine that. Can you insure against that?

You probably can. Do you know who has a lot of very expensive pigeons? You're not going to believe this. Mike Tyson. Big pigeon guy. Mike Tathan. Yeah, Mike Tathan. Yeah, no, I do believe that because he's also got like tigers and jaguars

and like random other stuff. He loves pigeons though. Absolutely loves them. He's got like a whole aviary full of them. They're like the rats of the sky. No, the dirty ones are. Oh my God. You know what you guys have here in New Zealand that we don't have

and I've never seen anywhere around the world? A good prime minister? It's not even funny because it's just known that that's the truth, that we've got a shitty prime minister. Yeah, okay. Yeah. You guys have ginger pigeons. Do we? Yes. I saw one and took a shitty Prime Minister. That was, yeah, okay. Yeah. You guys have ginger pigeons. Do we?

Yes. I saw one and took a video of it. And people everywhere were like, I've never seen a ginger pigeon before. How much for a ginger pigeon? If it's $2 million for that one, can you get $3 million for a ginger pigeon? Can you get anything for a ginger pigeon? Maybe. Yeah.

Maybe. What were we doing here? Oh, we want to know how much your pet cost. Yeah. How much did you pay for your pet? Obviously that's not a pet. That's an investment. How much did you pay for your animal? How much did you pay for your animal?

You might have like a... A racehorse? Yeah, or you might have like a top breeding stud. Like a horse that gets all the other horses pregnant with real fast horses. You pay a lot for those. Imagine Maccabi Diva's dad. Maccabi Diva? Yeah.

That's a horse? Oh, that's an Aussie reference. Oh. We'll claim that horse. Really good. Yeah, it's probably born here in New Zealand. You guys took Farlap. We'll take Maccabi Diva.

How much did your pet cost? Oh, $800 ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're talking about this pigeon over in Belgium that's been sold at an auction. It's a racing pigeon for just over $2 million New Zealand dollars. Imagine that.

Must be a good racer. You know how sometimes you buy stuff and you don't tell your partner about it? Imagine you go home after a big night and you've just spent $2 million on a pigeon and you have to tell your missus what you've done. You could hide a pigeon. Yeah, but you can't hide $2 million what you've done. You could hide a pigeon. Yeah, but you can't hide $2 million from the bank account.

That's the problem. That's true. It's not owning the pigeon that's the issue. Like, you can work with that. It's the parting with $2 million. How long does a pigeon live for, by the way? Can you guys Google that? It could live for a fair while.

So we're asking on 0800DALZM, how much did you pay for your animal? Good afternoon, Michelle. Afternoon. How much did you pay, Michelle? And actually, what type of animal are we talking about first? It was a horse and it's my friend's horse. Okay. And is it a race horse? It's like a prized horse. What's a prized horse? I don't know the difference, to be honest. Michelle's like, I'm not a horse person. I'm just giving you the information. Just's just a real attractive horse.

I've seen beautiful horses before. I can imagine what you're talking about. Michelle's like, who knows? It's horse stuff. It's a horse that could do a Pantene Pro V commercial with its mane. I know what you're talking about. How much are we talking? It's $40,000.

Ah! But, but. Yeah? There's a bit of a back story It escaped from It's paddock With four other horses And my brother

Was trying to get them back and everything And out of the five horses He actually ended up Hitting the prized horse And it had to be put down later that day Not funny Michelle Oh no. Michelle, we're trying to do a funny radio show here. Michelle!

There's no coming back from that! I'm sorry for being a bit of a Debbie Downer. I bet! Did any of the other horses look like the $40,000 horse? Like could you just put that saddle on one of the other ones and go... Just paint a bit of white on the front of one of the horses. You know how when a goldfish dies and parents just replace it

and they go, what, that's your fish? I love how funny Michelle thinks it is. Yeah, there's even humour in it. Oh, God, he could have picked one of the other ones, couldn't he? Hi, Sarah. How much was your animal? Hi. So I've got a cat and we paid $500 for it.

So probably not the most expensive sort of animal, but still $500 for a cat which can get run over, you know? Yeah. My cats are $500 each, but that was a bargain because they're British Shorthairs or something. If you buy them from the... Oh, they're for web? Yeah, I don't mean or something.

I love them and I know exactly what they are and I know who the breeder is. I'm just trying to sound too cool at the moment. But we got them off trade they've traded me from someone who bought them off the breeder but then they got a scholarship to go overseas and so they had to sell them

at a discount. So I got half price cats. Yeah, I thought you meant the cats got a scholarship. I was like, I'm done with this story. No, no. Well, we got a discount too

because we knew the breeder but I don't know how much, I probably wouldn't pay more than 500 bucks for a cat. No, that's probably my limit. Right, my brother has a British short hair and he paid a lot more than 500 bucks for a cat. That's probably my limit. Right. My brother has a British short hair and he paid a lot more than that. People do.

Yeah. Speaking as a cat person, cat people are weird. Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you? What's the pet first, Kelly? I've got a dog. A dog? What type of dog are we talking about?

He's a louching. A louching? What is that? I knew you were going to ask that. He's a louchin. A louchin? What is that? I knew you were going to ask that. He's a little fluffy dog. A little fluffy dog. Is there a cross between anything else? Is it half Labrador, half Chihuahua?

I think it's a purebred. No, he's a purebred. Yeah. And how much did you pay for the louchin? $650. Okay. I've just Googled it. It's so cute.

I think as far as purebreds go, it sounds like you got a good deal. Yeah, real good deal. It was through my landlord. Yeah. What do you mean? He's like, you take the flat and you take this dumb dog

and I'll give you a good deal. I hate this dog. Pretty much. Last one. Hi, Kia. Hi, Kia. Hiya. Wait Wait is your name Kia Or you are a Kia

My name is Kia Because I was going to say That'd be an expensive pet I love how much You love that joke Based on your laugh That you just did We're talking about

Expensive animals mate It's not a bad lead in Nah that was good What animal A Chiweenie A dog What's a good. What animal? A Chiweenie. A dog. What's a Chiweenie? What's a Chiweenie?

She was a Chihuahua across Dairtown. Oh, yeah? I've never even heard of that. What would that look like? It was half Chihuahua, half Weenie dog. That's why they called her a Weenie. How much for a Chiweenie? Well, we got her from the pound as an eight-year-old in Canada,

and a couple of years later we brought her over to New Zealand for six grand. It cost six grand to bring her over here? Yeah. Her ticket was more expensive than yours. Was she flying first class? Was she sitting with Beyonce? What? All right.

Thank you, Kia. That's great. Was it worth it? By the way, that $2 million pigeon, producer Ben's done some Googling, pigeons live for a max of five years. And the pigeon's four and a half, so. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dino, Dino, Dino, you still in New York or you back in LA? I've actually left New York. I've snuck away. I've flown home. I was there for like 24 hours or something. So, back in LA.

Oh, nice. You've got some news for us on everyone's favourite Dr. Phil reject, the Cash Me Outside girl. Cash Me Outside, how about that? Oh my nice. You've got some news for us on everyone's favourite Dr. Phil reject, the Cash Me Outside girl. Cash Me Outside, how about that? Oh, my goodness. We could have never predicted how this career would have gone two years ago. She said that line two years ago. Since then, she's been nominated for a Billboard Music Award.

She just broke a record on Snapchat for this movie that she made for Snapchat. And today, she turned 16 and her managers gave her a $50,000 diamond-encrusted Rolex. She's literally worth a couple of million dollars now. She gets paid up to $250,000 for events, you know, appearances. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous and I cannot believe I'm even saying it, but people are obsessed with her.

She has bodyguards. Multiple bodyguards. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I've said it all along. I think she's a genius. I think she is one of the most. She's the new Kim Kardashian. She is a savvy businesswoman.

She's turned this. I don't know about that. She's turned this. Catch me outside. How about that? Into a full career. So you try and knock her. Well, you know I love her.

She's great. Hey, Dean, what's happening with Honey Boo Boo's mum, Mama Juju? Oh, my goodness. So straight from one trashy American to another. Here's the deal, right? So remember Mama June? That's Honey Boo Boo's mother. This is kind of dark, actually.

She's been arrested for drugs, and they also found $1,300 in her bra, hidden in her bra. I don't know why she was hiding it in her bra. Let me just say this, though. The mugshot is going everywhere in Hollywood today. For sure, the worst mugshot I've ever seen in my life. I'd be more upset about the mugshot than the couple of years in jail. It is so bad. It is so brutal. She looked like, oh, it's just Google it. Google it. Mama June probably heading to jail. That family, this is what happens when you give these random kind of redneck families

their own show, right? And money. It doesn't go well. Again, maybe I've got a weird choice in celebrities, but I really liked Honey Boo Boo. I thought she was great. Remember she used to drink the energy drink and get all hyped up for her beauty pageants like this? My special juice is gonna help

me well. But then I saw that, and they don't do this often, I saw the guys on Queer Eye were making fun of her the other day on one of the episodes. Were they? What's the deal? Has she gone off the rails as well? Has Honey Boo Boo done something bad? I mean, her mum getting arrested for drugs isn't great.

That show was very funny though. Yeah. It was really funny. No, good question. I mean, her mum getting arrested for drugs isn't great. That show was very funny, though. Yeah. It was really funny. No, good question. I don't actually know the update on Honey Boo Boo. What would she be now? 15 or something? I don't know.

She'd be well past cute age, but that's not the point. She is Honey Boo Boo 13. No, she's not. Wow. Oh, no, wait. Wow. No, yeah, she was born in 2005. Is she only 13?

Yeah, she's 13. Oh, a couple more years and she'll be the Cash Me Outside girl. Cash Me Outside, how about that? There you go. Dean McCarthy, thank you very much. We really appreciate it. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Big news for me. One of my mates, I was watching Ellen the other day and boom, there she was on Ellen. What, you didn't know she was going to be on there? You shouldn't tell her she was going to be. What, you didn't know she was going to be on there? She didn't tell you she was going to be on Ellen? She didn't know she was going to be on Ellen. How does that work? So she was in a video probably maybe like five years ago.

Yeah. And it was a video where she was testing out different ways you could deal with swooping magpies. Oh, yeah. And the video went absolutely viral all over the world and in the video she's riding a bike and the magpie starts swooping her and she starts losing her mind. Anyway, there's this segment that Ellen starts doing

where she talks about reasons not to move to Australia and she says this. This is a short video from Australia to make us happy that we live in America. Maybe she had bird seed on the top of her helmet. I don't know why she was getting attacked by that bird. That video online of Ellen talking about it and they show the clip of my friend has gone absolutely ballistic. You know what my friend did?

What? She emailed someone at the Ellen DeGeneres show trying to get tickets for the show now. She should get more than tickets. She should get to go on there and do one of those games. You know when they do the dunk machine games? Or get Ellen to go. You know how she gives out those like $10,000 target

giant checks and stuff? Go, hey Ellen, get you. Now she gives out those like $10,000 target giant checks and stuff. Go, Hey Ellen, listen up. You use my video without permission. That was my special magpie video and you've used it and I want something. I want something in return. You,

you Ellen. Cause Ellen loves people like that. Yeah. That's what the show's all about. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is exciting news for people who not, you're not necessarily that great at eating healthy.

Oh, yeah. Because one of my particular favourite foods has just been added to the group for superfoods. Now, I know how you eat and you don't eat bad. I've been eating really good lately, actually. Yeah, but you're not like a health nut. No. You're not like paleo or keto or anything like that.

By you eat good, I mean pastas, pizzas, delicious pizzas. Carbs. Yeah, carb-heavy stuff, but it's all good food. We're not talking like bags of chippies and stuff. No. Okay. So when we talk about the superfoods, other superfoods on the list, you've got your

kales, your spinach, your blueberries, your eggs, your nuts, your garlic. How good was it before when we were talking about superfoods and producer Ben goes, is that when they mash two foods together to make a new food? He's got a good point. That would be a superfood. He has got a good

point. When two foods unite to create a superfood. Like the Avengers of food. Makes more sense. Yeah. Makes more sense. But no, that's not what a superfood is. You're talking about foods that have particular health benefits. Exactly right.

They're filled with the nutrients and all the things that you need. And we're putting a new food on there? There's a new food that they're going to add to the list. The new food on there? There's a new food that they're going to add to the list. The new food is potato. Hey, I can get on board with this. I know. Why do people tell you that potato is so bad for you? So the potato has got a very bad rap,

and I think there's a few different reasons because some people it affects more than others. I think it like raises your blood sugar or something. Careful what you say about the potato. Don't you besmirch the good, humble potato. I'm here to talk good about the potato. Starchy. Does it make you stiff?

If you eat too many potatoes, do you end up all stiff and starchy? They're saying that the humble potato is being looked at to being added to the superfood group list because of its high levels of vitamin C, B6, folate, magnesium and potassium. Do you get vitamin C out of a potato? You must.

Because when you've got a cold, no one ever goes, oh, wait, I'll get you some potato juice. You know? No one's ever gone, no one's ever gone, oh, you've got a cold coming on, let me get you a bowl of fries.

You know? I'd love that. If we can spread the word that one's ever gone, oh, you've got a cold coming on, let me get you a bowl of fries. You know? I'd love that. Now, if we can spread the word that that's the thing to have, I'm looking forward to cold and flu season. I'm guessing it's not deep fried potato. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. A superfood is a superfood, okay? Yeah, but when you deep fry it in oil.

You come here and tell me potatoes are good for me. How am I supposed to eat them? Just plain boiled? No. Yeah, and then you mash them up and put a bit of butter in there. Put butter in them. Oh, salt and pepper. Some cream.

Add a bit of cream in there as well. Yeah, cream. Add the cream into them. Oh, cheese. Add some cheese in them. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. Cover me in mashed potato.

Or do a jacket potato and then just put cheese and mince. And then just put butter straight inside it. Yeah, butter and mince in there. Yeah. Or. Sour cream. Chop them up real thin and then toss them in a deep fryer and then pull them out and put some salt on them.

Oh. God, we're going to have a six pack in no time. This is great news. Such good news. I'm going to take a potato to the gym. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM.

I've got a story for you guys. Gather round, children. Gather round. A story for the whole whānau. In particular, people who like to keep it real. You know, like, don't forget your roots, my friend. You know, like, stay true to who you are. Just keep it real for the people.

Yeah. And this story's about you, Bree. It's from the weekend. We got the opportunity to go to a very fancy restaurant. We were going to the... It was lovely, wasn't it? It was lovely, yeah. We were going to the Heineken Urban Polo. And beforehand we did a brunch with some people who won the chance to come along.

Great bunch of people. Side note, producer Ellie goes, oh, there's quite a lot of Italian food on the menu, isn't there? And Brie goes, yeah, mate, it's an Italian restaurant. It literally has an Italian name, like the restaurant, and Ellie was like so confused. She's like, it's very Italian heavy. It's the pastas.

Is that a gnocchi? It's cute. And you're keeping it real too. That's fine, Ellie. That works for the story. You're just keeping it real. Ellie always keeps it real. Yeah, you don't know what Italian restaurants are.

Keep it real. This is about our Italian though. So we had lots of good food. We had, there was like, we had meringue for dessert. Oh, that was so good. Big beautiful salads. There was an octopus gazpacho. Caprese salads was there.

It was fancier than our category, you know? You know when you're in a place and you go- Oh, I don't go to restaurants like that. Yeah, and you go, oh, I don't belong here. I was underdressed. Yeah, or if I was picking up the bill for this, it would not be my idea of a good time. Like, put it this way.

I went to the bathroom and- There was a guy standing there offering you a towel? No, was there one in the guy's bathroom? No, but that's when you know it's fancy. No, but there's- When they've got a toilet guy. There was no paper towel to wipe your hands. It was all fresh hand towels.

Oh, freshly rolled towels? Yes. Yeah, and you wipe your hands. It's like hundreds of them. And then you just throw them in the bin. It's a really wasteful way. Yeah. I think they wash them.

Oh, that would be good. We had this gnocchi, which was like the main dish. And if you don't know what gnocchi is, how would you describe it? It's like a potato pasta dumpling. Oh, that is a great way to describe it. And it had a mushroom sauce and it was really, really good. And then fancy mushrooms all like through it.

Oh, it was delicious. Everybody ate what they could. It was more than we could eat and they took it away. Next thing you know, the waiters come out with two boxes and they single out Bree specifically and they come over to her

and I saw them whisper to her and she goes, yes, yes, very good, very good. And then they put the boxes down behind her and I said, what is that? And they go, the waiters have come over to me and specifically given me the rest of the gnocchi to take home. I was like, why did they give it to me?

I was like, obviously I was making way more noise about it. The best bit about it is, is that we had these because it was a very fancy weekend. It's a fancy event and a fancy weekend that one of the sponsors for the event was Maserati Cars. Maserati, yeah. And those are like

quarter of a million dollar Italian sports cars. Like a supercar. And they'd organised for these cars to pick us up from this fancy restaurant and drive us to the polo. And what did you do? I get into this like pure red leather covered Maserati and I think the guy's name was Andre. And I said, hey, Andre, do you reckon we could just stop by my house

so I could drop off my knocky? And you know what? Some people would go, oh, my God, that is so rude. No, that's keeping it real. That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is keeping it real. I ate that knocky for the next four days. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Today on the show, we're hoping to have Bree's parents.

If they can find their way from Auckland Airport to the studio. If you have seen them at Auckland Airport, please tell them to come to ZM. They're lost. Yeah. We don't know where they are. Do they have Uber? Yeah, I think my mum has Uber. She's got Uber?

But she gets very confused by the whole thing. She'll be looking for the phone number to call Uber. Yeah. I'm going to call an Uber. She has a child to call the Ubers, but the Ubers weren't picking up. If they get here, we'll have them on the show with us this afternoon. I want to talk about maths for a minute. Married at first sight.

Married at first sight. Are you watching it? You got hooked, didn't you? Yeah, I hate watching. Yeah. What does that mean? It means I hate that I'm watching because I tried so hard not to watch. It just draws you in, doesn't you? Yeah, I hate watching. Yeah. What does that mean? It means I hate that I'm watching because I tried so hard not to watch. It just draws you in,

doesn't it? Yeah, it drags you in. And once you watch one episode, you really do get hooked. There's one particular couple, Mark and Ning. Oh, yeah. Mark's like the old, a bit older guy. Yes. He's the fitness guy and then Ning is the one that has the three kids. Yes. They... Well, Ning is the one called

Ning too. Yeah. Remember which one's Ning? Yeah, that kids. Yes. Well, Ning is the one called Ning too. Remember which one's Ning? Yeah, that one. So I thought they were done and dusted early on and then they seemed to be going really well. But then on last night's episode, something a little bit awkward happened. Yeah. I'm not up to date, by the way, but I don't mind a spoiler. It's not a massive spoiler, but how do I put this?

They were finally taking their relationship to the next level. Oh, to a physical plateau. Yes, in the bedroom. And we grabbed the audio of what happened because they were talking about how that was happening and Ning answered her phone. Oh, what? You have to answer the phone.

I don't know what happened. I just thought I'll just quickly answer it. It'll be like two seconds and then get back to it and it just didn't happen that way. Where were we going all right there for you? I know, but she was just asking me about how we're going and I told her, you know, we've got ups and downs. By that stage, everything had calmed down.

So I got up and had a shower. If that was a mate, I would have said, are you dying? No, I'm not. Well, I'll call you back in three to four minutes. Good call. Three to four minutes. But he's being honest. Would you have you answered the phone during a moment like that?

Have I? No. Would I? No. Would I? No. I've been trying to think all afternoon what the situation, where it is, that I would answer. So the situation for Ning, it was her phone rang once. She didn't answer.

And then her phone rang again. And that's when she rolled over and she answered it. And then it was a friend who just wanted to. Yeah, if it was a multi-ring from someone important, like, I was about to say like your wife, but really you wouldn't be doing it if that was the situation, would you? Yeah, your wife probably wouldn't be calling you. You shouldn't be getting a call from your wife during adult playtime.

Yeah. Would you do it? No. I don't think I ever have. No. Same goes for checking your notification too, by the way. What, scrolling through Facebook in the middle of? Ping.

So-and-so has tagged you on Instagram. Oh, I hope it's a good photo. Just going to check this, babe. Hold on one sec. No, you keep going. You keep going. You keep doing what you're doing. I'm just going to check this.

I'm a lady. I can multitask. And then you know what happens on Instagram. You end up watching one story and then an hour later. The next thing you know, yeah. It's all done. You're pregnant and you've reached the end of your feed. Someone will have, though. I want to know on 0800DIALZNM,

would you answer the phone during that moment? Or have you? Or have you answered the phone? Or has someone you were with Or have you answered the phone? Or has someone you were with during that moment answered the phone? I don't think there's any more of a mood kill than that. I don't think anything shows you are less in the moment

That shuts it down real quick than taking a phone call. Hello mum? Yeah, no, I can talk Oh, or, I've got another or or, call us if you're doing it right now. Oh. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Have you answered the phone in the moment? Hang on, babe. Just wait a second. I just... Dave-o. You busy? Just doesn't really...

Nah, not busy. What's happening? Nah, not much going on, mate. Nah, what's up? What's up? There's not much really that someone could be calling you with. Well, there's a couple of things.

There's some life-changing... It better be like earth-shattering news to warrant breaking that kind of focus. Yeah, it happened on last night's episode of Married at First Sight. Ning and Mark were finally, after months of dating, having that moment and her phone rings and she picks it up. Talk about an anti-climax, literally. 0800 dial ZM, have you done it, Tom?

Yo. What happened? What was the situation? I was expecting a phone call anyway, and things sort of got heated. Yeah, and then halfway through, the phone rang. But we both sort of looked at each other. I was like, yeah, okay. So I just answered the phone and tried to be as quiet as possible.

Okay, no, no. Wait, just answered the phone and tried to be as quiet as possible. Okay, no, no. Wait, what phone call were you expecting first? Oh, just a phone call from my dad about planning a holiday. Was he on, like, who wants to be a millionaire, and you were his lifeline, and it was the difference between him and winning and losing the competition? What, like, why? Why bother picking it up?

Oh, I don't know. My dad's a busy guy, so it's nice when he actually gives the, you know, time of day to give you a call. Have you got a weird fetish or something, Tom? No. Thanks, Tom. 0800 dial ZM, Olivia. Hi.

Hi there. Olivia, what happened? Did you answer the phone in the moment? No. Well, I was actually calling my sister. My nan had had a fall and just calling to let her know what had happened. She was all right, by the way. And she picked up the phone and she was panting quite a lot.

And she had just started recently seeing a new guy. And I told her what was going on and then asked why she seemed so out of breath and heard this new boyfriend in the background and she kind of had a little giggle and I made an educated guess of what they had just finished doing. Which was going for a jog together. Yes. Yes, of course.

So it was a little bit awkward and I met the boy a few weeks later, and we're still together, so that's it. Did you tell Nan the story? Back to the main topic here, Nan having the fall. Did you tell Nan what had gone on? Because if I'd had a fall and I had to go to the hospital, that sort of thing would cheer me up.

No, I don't think I did, actually. Probably a good call. She might have another fall if you tell her. I was going to say, she probably would have another one. Don't tell her news like that when she's standing at the top of the stairs. Thanks, Olivia. Oh, I love these. Anonymous. Someone has called through and needs to remain anonymous. Good afternoon. Hello. What happened, Anonymous? Did you answer a call in the middle of something? Yeah, well, it was a business

call. I had to take the call. Were you getting a raise of $50,000? Is that why you had to take the call? I actually can't remember why I had to take it. I just remembered I had to take the call. My partner at the time thought it was a funny joke to get more vigorous. Yeah.

And I was questioned as to what's going on. Yeah. So I told him what was happening. He cracked up laughing and continued with the call. Wait, who were you talking to? Yeah, was it a business colleague? Was it a boss or was it a prospective client? The last one.

Did you seal the deal? Yeah. Both areas. And what about the business call? Hey-o. Oh, hang on. No, no, I thought you were doing the other one. Okay, thank you very much.

There you go. Maybe it's not as weird as we think Maybe it's not as rare No, none of those were good reasons to answer No None of them No The first one

Oh, my dad and I wanted to talk about organising a holiday Do it tomorrow ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do.

Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie. God, there is a lot of controversy around what the score is for the year at the moment. We're still trying to find that out. What we do know is you're a head. I have won a few weeks in a row, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you've done alright.

You've done okay. I think it's about 7-3 to me. Okay, you don't get to make up what the score is. Well, the producers keep stitching me up on the old scores. Laura, are you the person who's going to put up a good fight this week? Do you know your movies? I hope so. I can't promise anything, but I'll give it a shot. We're playing today for a double pass to Disney's Dumbo.

That's the new Dumbo movie. It's a live-action version. It stars Colin Farrell and Danny DeVito. It comes out on the 28th of March next week. It's a Tim Burden movie. Oh, Brie! Dumbo. Dumbo is correct. Yes! If you get two out of three, we'll give you those tickets, okay,

Laura? Yeah, that sounds good. Here we go. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. Just yell it out as soon as you think you know what it is. Movie number one. He doesn't know it, but everything in our hero's life is part of a massive TV set. Brie. Brie.

The Truman Show. Truman Show is correct. Got to be fast, Laura. Yeah. Got to be quick. Second movie. Which one do I want to do second? I'll do the other one second.

It might make for a fairer game. An easy one. Laura, you told me you were good at this. Okay. This is one that I know Bree will struggle with. Oh, this isn't fair. Well, it could draw the game level. Okay.

Okay. As Death Eaters wreak havoc... Bree. Bree. I know it's in a series of films, I think. Five. Harry Potter. Three.

And the Deathly Hallows? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hellows is incorrect. You get a free guess, Laura. I'm going to go with Harry Potter. No, sorry, I don't know. It's fine. Neither do I, Laura. It's okay.

I'll carry on. As Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard Worlds, Hogwarts is no longer safe for students. Harry Potter. Though Harry suspect Brie. Harry Potter the fourth one. Harry Potter the fourth one is not correct and not the name

of a movie. Though Harry... Oh, free guess, Laura. Honestly. Come on, guys. I've gone blank on any Harry Potter. Just throw Harry Potter titles at me. I don't know any. Just say Harry Potter movies. Harry Potter movies.

I actually don't know. I know Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Fine. Well, the title is not in the synopsis, so there's no point in me continuing. People who know, know out there. Dumbledore is more intent than ever on preparing Harry the Young Wizard

for his final battle against Voldemort. Laura, should we move on to the next one? Yes. I agree. The answer is Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Oh yeah, of course. My favourite one. Get good at your movies. This is meant to be your game. They're pretty popular. You know I've

never seen them. They're pretty popular, okay? I mean, I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen anything. Final movie. You haven't seen Top Gun. Final movie. Flick. Bree. Bree.

A Bug's Life. A Bug's Life's correct. Yeah! Well done. Probably the one I would have known. Give Laura the tickets because, I mean, no one was going to get the Harry Potter one. No, there are people

screaming. There are Harry Potter people screaming at the movie. No, Laura, you get the tickets. I'm not going to take the tickets off you. You get the tickets. Thank you. There you go. Okay, alright. Congratulations. You win. Brie and Clint, the podcast. I want to tell you a story about a young

girl. She was 16. She was still in high school and she decided she would start a business. I hate these kids that are so smart when they're that age. You hate kids. They start a business. Anyway, her name's Bo Jessup and she had this idea when she went over to China with her dad and she met this young girl and her mum said to her, I want to give my young daughter an English name.

Can you help me? What should I name her? Yeah. Anyway, Beau, with the help of the mum, asked her what her daughter was like and they came up with a name, Eliza. So essentially, Beau named her daughter. Yeah. Well, renamed her.

No, she's got a Chinese name. That's what I mean. And then she has her other her daughter. Yeah. Well, renamed her. No, she's got a Chinese name. That's what I mean. And then she has her other English name. Yeah. A lot of people do that when they move to like an English-speaking country, just so their kids can assimilate easier. Well, that's the point. And that's the point of her business that she started.

Yeah. It's called Special Name, where she names Chinese babies. Wow. That is the most simple business idea I've ever heard in my life. It actually gets quite complicated though. So she developed this software where she came up with the database of about 4,000 names, English names. Yeah, I could do that. And then she put the different characteristics that she thinks would be attached to certain names. Yeah. And then all the people have to do when they want to get a name for their baby,

they jump onto the website, they pick if it's a boy or a girl. Yeah. And then they pick what attributes they want them to have, like kindness, pretty. Oh, aspirational. So it's not like the actual characteristics they have. Because I guess for a baby, what attributes do they have? Poos a lot, sleeps a lot, cries a lot.

I don't know if the algorithm can come up with a name for that. Yeah, and then the algorithm spits out a name and they pay for it. Genius. She's done great. So the first 160,000 babies she named for free to promote the website. And since then, she has named more than 700,000 babies. Whoa. She made $84,000 in the first six months of the business opening. She only charges like

$1 for the service. And she now, apparently she doesn't want to say how much the business has made, but it's like multi-million dollar business. Yeah, that is very, very well done. Isn't that amazing? And as someone with a baby on the way, by the way, that's me, I'm having a baby in July. Well, I'm not having it, but I'll be there. I could use this.

Like, does my baby have to be Chinese? I don't think so. Or can I go on there and can I get it a, oh, can I get my baby a Chinese name? Someone should make a reverse one so that I can get my kid a Chinese name as well because it could have its English name and then get it a Chinese name as well. Are you planning to move to China? That's a good option.

No, but wouldn't you like a Chinese name? I would. I'd love a Chinese name as well, multiple names. No, I wouldn't. It could be my DJ name. I wouldn't know how to write it. No, but that's part of the fun. That's part of learning.

Because it's so hard to write in Chinese. Yeah, that's part of learning and that's part of the fun. That's part of learning. Because it's so hard to write in Chinese. Yeah, that's part of learning and that's part of forcing yourself into a new culture. You'd know how to write it if it was your own name. I'll name your baby. Yeah?

Yeah. Okay. Go on then. Is that a yes? Did you say I can name your baby? No, give me a name idea. Right now. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?

You know what? I'll run it past the wife but I think it's a hard yes. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. A banana hammock? You know what? I'll run it past the wife, but I think it's a hard yes. When we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play one of those in full. Know my, hide it in my, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hey. What's your birthday? 10th of February, hide it in my Katie. Hi Katie. Hey. What's your birthday?

10th of February 1984. Okay Katie, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 10th of Feb and on the Millennium, this was top of the chart. You get Savage Garden, Leather Pants and All, I Knew I Loved You. How are you feeling? I really like it.

It's fine. You what? I think she likes it. I like it. 2000s, great era for music. You could have got anything. You could have got some Ricky Martin. What's the best Savage Garden song?

Ooh, Cannonballs maybe? Let's go another one. Let's get another one on there from Jason. Hi, Jase. Hi, Jase. Hello. What's your birthday? 23rd of the 3rd, 1972.

Okay, Jason, you were 16 in 1988 on the 23rd of March, and back in the 80s, this was number one. This came up recently. Did I vote it down? You voted it out. I wanted it in. Yeah, okay. What do you reckon, Jason?

You ready to get Rickrolled? Yeah, I'm not so sure. Who doesn't want to be Rickrolled, Jase? Must have been having a bad day because I'm into that now. Hey, Casey. Hi, Casey. Hi. What's your birthday?

30th of September, 1986. Okay, Casey, you were 16 in the year 2002 on the 30th of September, and this was number one. Oh, this has spliced it up a bit. What do you reckon, Casey? Do you like the Ketchup song? Are you keen to hear it? No, I like Savage Garden better.

Okay, Savage Garden is good. Not a single 90s baby in Birthday Banger today. Did you notice that? All from the 70s and 80s. They're the ones I love. What are we going to play though? Are we going to play Savage Garden?

Are we going to play Rick Astley? Or are we going to play Los Lobos and the Ketchup song? Well, the Ketchup Song is out for me. That's annoying, that song. You don't like that song? Not really.

Didn't you hurt yourself to that song once or something? Have you got an injury story to do with the Ketchup Song? Nah, that was the Pussycat Dolls. Oh, that's right. I want to be Rickrolled. I'm voting for it again. Do you want to get Rickrolled? Yep, 100%.

Let me just have a little look here, if we can make that work. And I don't know if you're going to be that pumped about it, but Jason. Yeah, mate. Yeah, Jason. We're playing your birthday banger, baby. All right. Why not?

That's the sort of enthusiasm that we love on this show. Here's birthday banger, ZM. We're no strangers to love. That we love on this show. Here's birthday banger, ZM. We've talked about McDonald's adding new items to the menu quite a lot on our show. Yeah. There's been quite a few different things that they've been trying. Remember I've got that mate who works at McDonald's who feeds us special information too. Yeah, Paddy. Paddy.

Yeah. My McDonald's who feeds us special information too. Yeah, Paddy. Paddy. Yeah. My McDonald's insider. Well, she probably doesn't know about this yet because this is launched in McDonald's in a Norway store where they're trying and test running a new product, first ever, vegan chicken McNuggets. Norway. Laugh. Okay, come on. I've had a lot of crackers today and I've got to laugh from all the producers.

Ellie's giving you a thumbs up. Yeah. No. A little laugh. She's doing a little chortle. I can't talk to them at the moment. I've turned their buttons off, but just believe me. So there's no meat.

They're made from chickpeas, onions, carrots and corn. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Coated in breadcrumbs. Yeah. And fried until crispy. I don't know. It's the first vegan option McNugget to ever go into a fast food store. Look, a big place like McDonald's is not going to put an option like that on the menu

unless they've tried it, tested it, and really found out, one, whether it tastes good, and two, whether people actually want it. Like, that's the thing. It costs these guys so much money to put things on the menu that there has to be a demand for it. Oh, there's definitely a demand. I mean, how many vegetarian, vegan people? There's so many.

There's more and more every day. But what other things do you think are vegan on the McDonald's menu? Now, I know that they don't cook the chips in animal fat. They cook them in canola oil. I used to date a vegan, so I knew the answer to this. There's not many. The potato chips, the fries, vegan. Are they?

Yeah, they are because they're fried in canola oil. Yes. The McBiscuits, those pack of cookies they used to do they are. Because they're fried in canola oil. Yes. The McBiscuits. Those pack of cookies they used to do. Are they vegan? Because you can't get those anymore. You can't get those anymore? I love those cookies.

Okay. Oh, what about the Fishy McMuff? Oh, no, that's got fish in it. There's one other item. Is there only one other thing? Yeah. That is vegan. They don't do a salad burger. No. Well, That is vegan. They don't do a salad burger. No.

Well, they used to. They used to do a salad burger. No, they've never done a veggie option burger. Which they should. Because there'll be vegans and vegos listening to us. Can I just give a quick veggo tip? Yeah. BK do a really good salad burger. Do they? They replace the patty with onion rings

and the rest of it, you still get the sauce and the cheese and everything. It's actually really good. And back to McDonald's though. What else? No, I can't pick it. What's the one other thing that would be vegan

on the McDonald's menu? Hash browns. Oh. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Oh, damn. They're good. That is a very beige menu though if you're a vegan

and you're on a plant-based diet and you go there. All you can have is fries, hash browns and vegan McNuggets. This is very visual for everyone listening, but I'm going to show you a picture of the vegan McNuggets. Yeah. And I just want to get your reaction. These are apparently being sold in McDonald's in Norway. Okay.

Oh, why are they all pimply? Oh, nah. They don't look like a chicken McNugget, do they? No, they don't. No. The real success of a vegan product on a McDonald's menu will be if non-vegans can eat it as well. I just want to go to our resident meat eater, producer Ben.

You've heard the ingredients. You've seen what they look like. Will you be endorsing a vegan McNugget? producer Ben, you've heard the ingredients, you've heard, you've seen what they look like. Will you be endorsing a vegan McNugget? No. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Go on, welcome in our special guests. Welcome my mum and dad into the studio.

Hello, New Zealand. Hi guys, how are you going? Welcome my mum and dad into the studio. Hello, New Zealand. Hi, guys. How are you going? How long did it take you guys to get here in a cab? It took us three hours in the plane and two hours in the cab. Jeez Louise. But we had a wonderful cab driver. Ravind.

Ravind was a nice guy. He really was. He was wonderful. They're making friends already. Big Steve goes to me before, I heard your impression of me when I was in the car. You did an impression of my dad. They're making friends already. Big Steve goes to me before, I heard your impression of me when I was in the car. You did an impression of my dad. And now I'm frightened.

Yeah. It's really good to finally meet you guys. Obviously we've had you guys on the show before. I've never met you. I've never actually seen you guys in person. I know, but it seems like I know you, Clint. Yeah, same. Yeah, I know the feeling. And have you guys met Brie? Hi, guys. A long time ago. Watch out. I mean, yeah. Yeah, I know the feeling. And have you guys met Bree? Hi, guys.

Basically, yeah. A long time ago. A long time ago. Watch out. I came out of your vagina. Oh, Brianna. Honestly, no. I shouldn't say that on the radio.

No, you shouldn't. It's true. It is fact. It's really good to have you guys here, though, because, I mean, it's Thursday, and on Thursday one of our biggest features happens, and we've been wanting to get you guys a part of it for a long, long time.

This is legit. The producers love this segment. We love the segment. Thursday, one of our biggest features happens, and we've been wanting to get you guys a part of it for a long, long time. This is legit. The producers love this segment. We love the segment. The listeners love this segment. Should we just kick it off? Let's kick it off. Let's kick it off.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. This is a Thursday Okie. I love Thursday Okie. It's the beast. I listen every Thursday. I never miss Thursday Okie. Thanks love Thursdayokey. It's the beast. I listen every Thursday. I never miss Thursdayokey. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Thursday again.

Now welcome this week's celebrity guests. All the way from Stanthorpe, Australia, Bree's parents, Mama Di and Big Steve. Yay! Woohoo! We're here, we're here. So it's a simple game where we get celebrities in every week and they sing songs live on the radio. Most of the time they are celebrity singers.

Yeah. But, you know, we've had everyone. We're close, we're close. And we've heard that you guys are good too. So the first song is ready for you. Oh, no. They've both got microphones that it's like they're singing. This is going to be a good time, New Zealand. The first song we've got for you guys is a duet, which

I mean, Big Steve, who would you say out of you and mum is the better singer? Oh, definitely me. When you guys are ready, hit that space bar and follow along with the words. You know how karaoke works. All right, guys. Here we go. Oh, what a classic. Oh, I want to do it. Here we go, guys.

It's Thursday Okie, everyone. Baby, when I met you, there was peace unknown. Come on, man. I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, but there was something going on. I hope the music's in the background. Come on, Mum. We can't hear you, Mum.

You do something that I can't explain. Yes. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. Painful. Here comes a nice big chorus. Oh my God. Everyone join in. We're all joined. When the love in blame

It requires a thick head All this love we need Come on, no more, no more, no more. We're right. No more. No more. Mum's getting into it now. Making love with each other.

Uh-huh. I'm in the stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong? A little bit outside. Sail away with me to another world. And we'll rely on each other.

Come on, guys. Oh, that was just some. That was really, honestly. That was. Do you want my honest opinion? That was. I'm sure we'll get it anyway. It was absolutely crap.

That was disgusting. I agree. I apologise, New Zealand. Yeah, me too. We'll go home now. See you later. Thirsty Okie is actually a two-song segment. It is a two-song segment.

We love to play two songs, and I think out of the two, I think out of the two, Mumma Die, You Really Shine. Didn't she really play all into it? Oh, no. You were just getting into it. No, Brianna, honestly. Big Steve, you take a rest. I'll have a rest.

You've earned a rest. No, you have to stay here. When you're ready, though, you push bass bar for Mama Di. Can I just say, though, we need to – did you – It's all ready to go. Did she know the song? We didn't grab that, did we? No, we didn't grab that, but –

You know, Mum, how I've gotten you to do some modern songs. Oh my God. Some modern songs back in the day. Oh my God. And you love Ariana Grande. She loves to say her name too. Ariana Grande. Who?

Ariana Grande. Actually, your brother's got a big crush on her. On who? On who? Arianda Grande. Oh, be quiet. Be kind. This is song two for Thursday Okie.

Push that space. Oh, we're off. When the drums kick in, it's all you, Mama Di. Stop watching. My, we're off. When the drums kick in, it's all you, mum and daddy. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair?

Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it, like it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it.

I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it.

I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. It's a custom stuff. Wearing a ring, but ain't got to be no missing. Bought matching diamonds for six of my beaches. She can't be dumb.

That'll do all right. Oh, My God. Bart, you just got taken over. You were possessed. Yeah, you were possessed by who? What's her name? Aranda Grande. By the way, guys, that's not a real segment.

Oh, Brianna. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletch The Podcast If you enjoyed this podcast why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts Hit music with Lucy here ZM