ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 25th 2019

Episode Date: March 25, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. You know what I'm going home to tonight? What? My wife Lucy who has spent- You've got a wife? I know, wow. What do you mean? Yeah, what? Hang on. She spent half the day at the hairdressers and she said before she left she goes, I'm feeling radical. I've got an urge to cut off all my hair. Right. So I have no idea what sort of hair I'll be arriving home to. I don't like, I genuinely don't mind. She could have a mohawk and I think she'd still look good. But I'm trying to. Don't lie. No, that

was a lie. Don't lie. No, that's definitely a lie. If she cut her hair into a pixie cut. What's a pixie cut? What length is a pixie cut? Like producer Ben's. But the female version. Oh no, I'd female oh no i'd hate that i'd hate that i i was lying before i would hate that if she goes katie perry short i won't like it that's yeah but she looks good with like like cropped just it's because it's really long it's like almost

down to the boobies at the moment like mermaid long um but she looks quite good with it cut just to the shoulders as well what do you call that a? What about blue? Blue. What if she colours it blue? Well, the jury would be out there. I don't think she's going to do that. I don't think she's feeling that radical. My question was going to be – She probably gets a trim and she's like, what do you think? Where's the reaction?

Where's the line? How do I come in and still be believable that I do like it and it doesn't sound like I'm overcompensating for it? If I come in and go, oh my God, it looks so good. Does that sound like I'm lying? Like where's the correct amount of – Yeah, I can be honest. There's an idea.

Yeah, I could be honest. That's an idea too. But you know – Can I ask you a question on this whole hair thing? Yeah. If you – let's say hypothetically if you were single. Yeah. And you had an idea of what your woman, what you wanted in a woman.

Yeah. And say that was downstairs you wanted. Oh, yeah. A bit of extra bush. Is this what you're asking me? This is what I'm asking you. And say you met a woman. Yeah.

And you found out that she had had laser. Oh, okay. No more. She was like a sexual slippery dip, no hair, nothing, forever, gone. But your preference was the latter. Would that matter? I don't pick my women based on pubes. Oh, you don't? No. It's generally the last thing you find out about a partner as well so is it the last thing isn't it it's not the first thing

you don't know it's not the i mean you don't ask it on a first date do you know like what i mean is when you get to that point you're usually fairly intimate do you reckon do you reckon like 10 years ago eyebrows oh yeah the in thing for females i see what you're talking about was super thin so i know that you are i know that you are um it's uh it's there's very little uh there's very little um what's the word i'm looking for so you're quite aerodynamic down there i'm very aerodynamic you'd go well in a swimming pool yep and i know you're concerned i think this is what you're concerned about like an eel yeah but you're worried that trends are going to change're concerned about I'm like an eel Yeah but you're worried

That trends are going to change Like they did with eyebrows right Yeah So it grows back Even though you've had it lasered off At some stage in your And this is I feel like I'm educating

Your lady stuff here Don't mansplain me Don't mansplain me Trust me from someone Who's had it done It grows back But not in the way That you would want

No but If you were trying to grow back A full bush No but it's going to change again. When your hormones change, it'll change again. That's true. If you get preggo, it all goes out the window. And what a pain in the ass.

If you've spent thousands of dollars and hours on having that lasered off, pew, pew, pew, all down the drain. Trust me, I think there's bigger problems for my vagina if I get pregnant than my hair growing back, mate. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Hey, but good luck tonight. Yeah, thank you.

I hope she looks, you know, somewhat the same as what she did this morning. Oh, by the way, it was an upstairs haircut, not a downstairs haircut. Just so we're clear. Right. Here's the podcast. Yeah, just ironing out a few kinks, you know. You might have heard some of that, just some live. That's live radio, baby.

That's what happens, you know. And I would know because I've been in this a while. And sometimes you get those kind of things, you know. Got to work out a couple of the bugs in person, live on the radio. And that's what live radio is. You talk a lot when you're nervous, don't you? Or just in general. Hi, everybody.

Welcome to a brand new week. I mean, you've been doing it for a bit. This is literally our working week starting at three o'clock. We're in a very privileged position like that. But, you know, we're all on the same boat. Yeah, same boat. We're all on the same boat. It's all sinking for a Monday.

Today on the show, we have exciting news, and I don't want to get anyone too excited. No, actually, I do. I really do. En route to the studio as we speak is the one and only Venute. You thought it was a joke when I said that I bought a half van, half ute thing with my own money. But no, it's true, and it's en route to the studio. Should be here any day now.

Any day now. Any day. We'll give you an update on that very soon. Next though, next, this is exciting too. I have seen one of the biggest movies in the world right now. You're going to love this movie, by the way. It is massive. And I'm going to give you an exclusive review on it. This is fresh. Finally, you've seen A Star Is Born. No, it's not A Star Is Born. No, it's not A Star Is Born. Just for the people listening, Clint hasn't even seen Top Gun. So I wouldn't take a movie

review from this guy. He hasn't seen any movies in general. It's not Top Gun either. It's not Top Gun either. It is one of the biggest movies in the world, and I've seen it. I saw it last night, and I will give you the lowdown on exactly what you can expect in this movie. It's big, folks. Just trust me on this. Trust me on this. It's your mate Clint.

It's big, okay? It's big. I love it. Give you those hot details next. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I told you before, I've seen a very big movie, very big movie over the weekend.

It's going to be huge. Put it that way. It's going to be massive, and I've got the inside scoop for you. I can review it for you. I can give you a live movie review this afternoon. You don't watch movies. I did. You're not a movie guy.

I did. You literally have not seen some of the biggest films ever created in history. That's not true, because I've seen this one that I'm about to tell you about, so you take that back. That's not true. If you're going to that I'm about to tell you about so you take that back. If you're going to say you've seen Bohemian Rhapsody six months after everyone was talking about it I'm going to nipple cripple you. I don't come in here and ruin

your breaks. It's Bohemian Rhapsody isn't it? Just let me do my thing alright? Everyone's already seen it. Shut up. The conversation's over. Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen Bohemian Rhapsody. Whoa! I didn't realise the studio was a time machine.

The rock biopic around lead singer Freddie Mercury. And can I say, very good. I would go as far as to say very, very good. Honestly. It's good, it's good. Have you seen it? Oh, to say very, very good. Honestly. It's good. It's good. Have you seen it? Oh, good.

Look, no spoilers. No spoilers. Okay. Quite a little bit of a sad ending, but overall, quite an inspirational tale. I think if you see it, you'll be inspired. You'll be uplifted. There'll be a couple of tears, but take some tissues if you are going. It's just made me angry.

Soundtracks. Soundtracks are good too. How long have I told you to go see this film? And you see it literally months and months later. Well, then you should be happy because I have seen it. And this is bringing back memories. All these songs that I'm playing in the background, by the way, they're all in it. So get ready for that.

If you love the music of Queen, this is part of the review, if you love the music of Queen, you are going to love Bohemian Rhapsody. People listen to our show to hear the new stuff. What's going on in the news? What movies are new? How do you think?

Oh, where are you? I want to test your movie knowledge because something I've found out off air recently about you is that you've seen no, barely any iconic films. That is not true. It is true. That's not true because I've seen that one. Before you do, I'm going to give people an impression

of what happens when Brie finds out you haven't seen a movie that she thinks you should have seen. I'm a big film buff, all right? I know you are. That's how we do What's the Plot, our movie guessing game. But I'm not as bad as you think. So Brie will say to me, oh, have you seen Finding Nemo? And I'll say, no, I haven? I know you are. That's how we do What's the Plot, our movie guessing game. But I'm not as bad as you think. So Brie will say to me, oh, have you seen Finding Nemo?

And I'll say, no, I haven't seen Finding Nemo. And she'll go, what? How have you not seen Finding Nemo? Literally, that's how it goes every single time. You can replace the name of the movie.

Have you seen Star is... What? How have you not seen Star is Born? I think you're underplaying it a bit. I think I go off a bit more than that. All right, here's some iconic films. I want to test you to see if you've seen any of them. Sure.

The Shawshank Redemption. Yes, I have seen The Shawshank Redemption. Thank God, because that's one of the easiest ones. And would you like a review? No. Okay. Fight Club. Yes, I've seen Fight Club.

Okay, what's the one rule about Fight Club? Well, you're breaking it right now because you don't talk about Fight Club. Catch Me If You Can. No, I haven't seen Catch Me If You Can. The Departed. I can tell you what happens though. No, don't want to know The Departed. Oh, I haven't seen that.

No, I haven't seen The Departed. Braveheart. No. I know what happens that. No, I haven't seen The Departed. Braveheart. No. I know what happens though. Ocean's Eleven. No, but I've seen the new one, Ocean's Nine. Does that count? No.

I've seen the ladies one. No, and it's Ocean's Eight. Oh. For God's sake. Saving Private Ryan. Yes, I've seen Saving Private Ryan. The Breakfast Club. No, I haven't seen it.

I don't think we've seen that. The Sixth Sense. Yeah, it. The Sixth Sense. Yeah, I saw The Sixth Sense when I was at high school. Armageddon. Bruce Willis Saves the World? Yeah, I've seen Armageddon. Thank God. So I'm not as bad as you think, mate. I'm not

as bad as you think. Matt, I think I just picked some really, really iconic films. Have you even seen Jerry Maguire? No, I you even seen Jerry Maguire? No, I haven't seen Jerry Maguire. No. But again, I can tell you, I know all these movies.

Show me the money. I know them all. I just haven't seen them. That's Jerry Maguire, isn't it? That doesn't count. That counts. No, it doesn't. Look, you've got to picture this at the moment.

Brie is sitting here with, like her jaw is on the side of her face. She's so angry. She's talking through gritted teeth. I just hate when you say, oh, but I can tell you what happens. I can tell you what happens. Not the same. All those movies. Braveheart, they show their butts. Easy peasy.

Catch Me If You Can. Someone Breaks Out of Prison. No. The Departed, Someone Dies. 0800 Dial ZM. What movie haven't you seen? And you probably should have. Really piss Bree off this afternoon because it's so easy.

You'll get that same reaction. 0800 dial ZM. We want to know from you. What movie haven't you seen? I'm sure you and Clint will be very well friended after this. Yeah, if I haven't seen it too, you'll win a prize. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

On the back of what I think is a pretty stellar review of Bohemian Rhapsody, I thought. Would have been good four or five months ago. You didn't even let me do my rating. How many stars I give it? No one cares, mate.

Four stars out of five, by the way. Four stars. That's a bit cheesy in parts. Soundtrack, very good. We want to know, just because it really pisses Brie off so much,

what movies haven't you seen? You just, honestly, you are someone who I never realised you were a closet person who hasn't seen a heap of iconic films. Yeah, but so what, is what I say.

Nothing makes me want to watch a movie less than when someone goes, you have to watch this movie. No, I don't have to watch Top Gun. It came out 45 years ago, and it's not relevant anymore. Still a classic. Oh, 800 dials at him.

She's standing by. You can tell her AJ What movie haven't you seen? Oh, g'day mate Oh, g'day mate Bloody AJ Hello mate How you going?

It's been a while It has been a while AJ, what movie haven't you seen? Oh, I haven't seen any of the Harry Potters The Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or Hobbit Neither Neither Yes Harry Potter's, the Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or Hobbit. Neither! Neither! Yes!

What you've done, AJ, is you've tapped into the vein of movies that Brie hates. While those are must-see movies, arguably, you've found the three lists that I think Brie hates more than anything else. Harry Potter, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. I knew we'd have a lot in common, AJ. Yeah, they're a little bit boring. AJ, have you seen Bohemian Rhapsody? Uh, no, sadly.

AJ! Follow my review, mate. It's got everything you need. Hi, Paris. Hi. Tell Brie what movie you haven't seen. I feel like you're going to hate me. I have never seen The Lion King.

Seriously, put a block on Paris' number. She's never allowed to call the show. I hate you guys. What is wrong with you, Paris? Paris, will you watch it before the new one comes out or just go see the new one? I'm not going to. I don't know. Paris. I don't know.

Paris? I don't know. Hey, Paris. Yeah. Are you all right? I feel like I've lost a lot of my childhood apparently. Honestly, Paris, whereabouts do you live? Auckland.

Can we please take down Paris' number? We're going to have a screening in here in the studio with you, Paris, where you're going to watch it for the first time. Stop forcing people to watch the movies you want to watch. Paris is keen. I can tell. Hi, Daniel. How's it going? What haven't you seen, Daniel? These might annoy you a little bit.

I haven't seen Top Gun. I haven't seen the Godfather series. And the most iconic one, I haven't seen Pulp Fiction. What are you doing with yourself? Just living his life. He's probably got a job. Mate, Daniel!

Pulp Fiction? Are you joking? A woman to satisfy has got things to do. Hi, Jono. You're the last one, mate. Tell Bree before she explodes. What movie haven't you seen? I've heard it's a goodie.

And apparently, you know, it's a bit of a tear jerk. And I'm just a jerk that hasn't watched it. But it'll be The Green Mile. I can tell you what happens, though. No, John, oh, no. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, live from Hollywood, with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz. Oh, Dean, we've missed you. How's your weekend in LA been? Oh, g'day, guys. Look, I'm talking about a fun day. It's been the Nicolae Dinkins Choice Awards today. I've been getting covered in slime. I didn't get any on my suit, though.

Hell no. It was fabulous. I miss you guys. What's been happening with Cardi B? She's trademarked one of her sayings. Okay, this is so brilliant. She's trademarked the word OKURRR. So here's the thing, right? If you know Cardi, you'll know that this is so brilliant. She's trademarked the word OKURRRR. Spelled O-K-U-R-R-R-R-R. So here's the thing, right?

If you know Cardi, you'll know that this is one of her very, very famous sayings. If you don't know her, this is what she is known for. And she's trademarked it so people can't use it in songs, music or advertising. Fair enough, though. Fair enough. Does that mean that we can't say it on the radio anymore? Like, what does a trademark mean? Good question. No, we can say it because you can say a trademark name like Coca-Cola

or Mercedes-Benz or whatever, but this is like we couldn't use it on a billboard or we couldn't use it in your – so the Hot Mess Express, you cannot say, in your next song. Well, challenge accepted, Dean. Damn it. We've got to get back to Kings then and back to the drawing board. Also, you've got news on two of the coolest women around

getting lit at a gay bar. Is that right? Absolutely. Adele and Jennifer Lawrence, who live together, well, they don't live together, but they live in the same neighborhood in Beverly Hills. They had a night out on the town in New York City at the gay bars. And let me just describe it. One moment, Adele was on the ground on her back cheering.

They were doing shots from the bar, not even using their hands, just shotting it with their mouths. They were living their best life in New York City. And you know what? It's all on film and everyone was loving it. As you can imagine, they're just like regular BFFs. They just happen to be mega millionaire superstar. Honestly, Jesus take the wheel.

If I saw that, can you imagine? That is my dream opportunity of a night out. You'd really hope that the shots were on them. No way. Because only two people in that bar are millionaires and we know which ones they are. I heard J-Law can put it away too. I reckon Adele can put it away.

She's given up singing. She's probably out the back having ciggies and going, I don't even need this voice anymore. I've made my money. Dean. Someone get me a whiskey. Did I ever tell you about one of my mates back home who reckons he knew Adele just before she hit it big?

No. He claimed he used to go to this pub because he was living in England. He's an Aussie and he was living over in England and he used to go to this local pub where Adele used to sing and he reckons he was like real good mates with her and he had her phone number in his phone and one day we found his

old phone and we called the number. It was disconnected. It would totally hurt. But if she'd answered, you would not have known what to do if she'd gone, hello, what would you have said? Hello, it's Adele. Hello, Adele's speaking. Hello, it's me.

Dean, got him. That's Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Spies brought to you by Snacks Crunches. Flavour with just the right amount of crunch. Zid M Spree and Clint, the podcast. We love to do taste tests on this show, stuff that you see that might be happening around and you're like, I wonder what that would be like.

I went to the supermarket this morning and I stumbled across something new in the supermarket. Sure. I'm going to get you to put a blindfold on right now, Clint. Why do I not feel good about this? No, you should trust me. Why should I trust you? Last time you made me, no, second to last time,

you made me eat vanilla ice cream with tomato sauce on it. Yeah, but I didn't make you put a blindfold on. That's my point. This is just because there's a couple of different flavours and I want to see how well the company that has made these flavours has done. All right. Trust.

Trust. Trust. Trust. You need to trust me. Blindfold is on. Blindfold on. Right. So you're going to be excited when you hear what it is.

Yeah. I stumbled across three new on the market flavours of chips. Oh, now I'm on board. Yeah, now I'm on board. They're from Bluebird. Yeah. Hashtag not sponsored. Okay.

And I literally was like, oh, that's interesting, those flavours. I want to see how well they've done constructing these different flavours. Okay. I'm going to give you the first flavour. Cool, and I'll open it up. You open it up and then I want to see if you can guess what type of flavour it is. So this is a new flavour that hasn't been made before? Yes, completely new.

Have you tasted it? No, I haven't. Okay. I've never seen it before. And you need me to tell you what it is? Yeah. Is it a combo flavour? Yeah, let me have a flavour.

Something in something? No, it's not. It's one thing. Bon appetit. Yeah. Yum. Yum. Yum. What flavour do you think that chip is?

No idea. Beef chicken? Gravy. Is it a gravy chip? What was your first thing? Beef chicken. It's chicken? Mm.

It's got the chicken chip taste. Bar Beef chicken. It's chicken. It's got the chicken chip taste. Barbecue chicken. That's pretty close. Barbecue chicken, flame grilled chicken. Southern fried chicken. There we go. That's the flavour. Cool. Alright, next one in the new flavours.

Can I say I'm enjoying this by the way? I told you, trust. This is my favourite segment. Take a bite of that new flavoured chip. Can you sniff it? And tell me what you think it is. The bag smells like chip cheese. You know, cheese flavour.

Have you got a chip? Yeah, I'm already eating. It's a cheese. Definitely a chip. Oh, it's just sour cream. What flavour do you think that is? What new flavour? Swiss cheese.

I mean, pretty close. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Yeah. Told you I could taste cheese. I don't really like that one. Not that one? No.

It's a bit like... A bit too cheesy. You know packet macaroni cheese? When you sprinkle the sachet on, you add water? Yeah, I love that. Macaroni and cheese. Fake cheese. It does taste like that. Alright, last one and this one can I say I'm probably the most excited about.

Okay. The last new flavour of chip. You have a taste and you tell me what you think that flavour is. I'm real nervous because I didn't get to open the bag so I feel like you've sprinkled like grated dog poo on it or something. No. Okay.

I'm having a taste as well. I've gone for some... Oh, I recognise that. What do you think that is? What flavour is that meant to be? Is it... Is it meant to be spicy? Like, is it meant to be some kind of chilli or something?

That is the new Spag Bowl flavoured chip. That's the flavour I can taste. Isn't it Spag Bowl? You know what? It tastes like Spag Bowl. They've got the tomato flavours. It tastes like a cheap Spag Bowl like that you get from the jar. Oh, yeah.

I'm definitely wearing the Dolmio grin right now. Yeah. This is a Nana's old recipe. That is a Dolmio spag bol. That is a Dolmio spag bol. Okay. Cool. Sweet.

Out of those, all of them, if I had to hashtag not sponsored, probably like the chicken the best. I think they've done the best job of the spag bol. And I think the flavour spag bol is the most creative. It definitely is. But who wants,

no one's ever asked, what do you dip a spag bol chip in? I mean, more spag bol. More spag bol. And Bluebird, if you want to send us some chips, we are happy with that.

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I don't know about anyone else, but one of my favourite things is when live television just seems to go awry. It's so much more dramatic than it is with radio.

Like in radio, you're like, oh, well, time to play a song. Live radio, that's how it goes. Whereas live television, especially reporters, because obviously they need to be super professional and appear like they've got it together. Yeah. And I love when that doesn't happen. And I feel bad for them, I do.

But it is funny to get a laugh out of. And a news reporter for the NBC has gone viral in the last couple of days, which I don't think you can tell what's happening in this audio. But maybe let's listen to it and then I'll tell you exactly what happened. Sure thing. NBC News Matt Bradley is in eastern Syria in an area where the last remnants of the Islamic State and so-called caliphate were.

Matt, what's the situation for you? Good? Better? All right, we do not have Matt. We will come back to him when we get him. Right. So what you can hear is when they cross live to Matt. In Syria. In Syria. In Syria.

Fairly substantial, quite weighty story. Yeah. He's talking to the guy behind the camera asking if his hair looked okay. Yeah. Because he just spat into his hand and slicked back one side of his hair and then spat into his other hand and slicked back the other side of his hair. Who does that? Like, take the TV bit out of it for a second.

Who spits in their own hair? What if that's all you had? If that's all I had, I'd just have fluffy hair. I'd just go on TV with fluffy hair. Hey, Ben showed me the video of it. And he's like, he like hocks a loogie. To be fair, in his credit, it has givencks a loogie. To be fair in his credit it has given him quite a like a shiny

lustery look in his hair. He's got that VO5 shine but the whole world knows how you get it now and when you go places too and your hair looks good they're automatically going to think you've got your own loogie in your hair. But maybe he was just doing it because he was in that situation. I get it. You have to work with

what you got. Maybe Matt was just being, you know, innovative. No, he's being gross. Yeah, that was pretty gross. Especially the second one because he doesn't have enough spit left so he's like... Not good.

Who's the cameraman too? Because you hear him go, good? Is that good? And the cameraman's like, yeah, bro. He's like, yeah. Yeah. He's like, yeah. Yeah, man. You're live. Looks real good. We want to know, on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon,

what's something that you do, maybe in private, maybe not in private, that you know is pretty gross? We've done this before and like... There was too many to get through when we first did it. There were too many to get through when we first did it.

There were too many to get through, but also there was some gross. There was some real grim stuff. We're talking, you know, biting your toenails off and, you know... The man charged with... Because there is definitely a line here, by the way. Yes. Like we want, ugh, gross and not like, that is disgusting.

Why would you say that on the radio? Hey, I'm keen for those two. The man tasked with knowing where the line is is producer Ben. If you can get past him and gross us out this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. Hey, there's a prize in it for you. We'll reward your disgusting behaviour. You can text us too on 9696. What do you do that's gross?

ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're talking about this NBC news reporter who's been caught out when he didn't realise he was on live television, spitting into one hand, slicking back his hair and then spitting into the other hand and slicking back the other side of his hair. I mean, would you do it? Would I do it?

Yeah. No. No, I've used lots of things to try and slick down my hair in the past. Water, soap. I don't want to know. No, not like that. No, haven't you seen something about Mary that slicks it up? Right. Don't do that.

There's a trick for new players. Unless you're going for a mohawk or a spiky look, don't do that. We're asking at 0800 dials at M, what's the gross thing that you do? Gross us out this afternoon. Where do you want to go first, calls or texts? I just want to read out this one text. Someone has texted in and they said,

I saw someone on the train picking the dry, crusty skin on the bottom of their feet and eating it. Normally I would video something like this, but I couldn't stop dry reaching. See, we're all encouraged to take public transport. It's the future of our cities. It's the future for the environment. But no one in my car on the way to work

is picking and eating their foot skin. You know? Like when I drive myself to work, I don't have to see that sort of thing. So your move, Auckland Transport, if you can find a solution for that, I'll catch a bus. Hi, Sonia. Hi, Sonia. Hi. Oh,. God. If you can find a solution for that, I'll get you a bus. Hi, Sonia.

Hi, Sonia. Hi. Oh, my God, that one just grossed me out. Yeah. Isn't that off? What's the gross thing you do, Sonia? I moved into a flat and there was heel skin behind the couch. But anyway, that's not the gross part.

Don't. Just don't. So I used to live in Singapore and one time while standing at the lights, there was a woman who had a toddler, not a baby, a toddler with a runny nose, and she leant forward, put her mouth around the nose, and sucked. Yes, yes. And sucked out what? What?

Well, what do you think comes out of a nose? We have talked about this before, you and I, about how parents have to do that if you've got a baby with a blocked nose. But a toddler on the side of the road, teach them to use a tissue. That's off, Sonia. It's like some kind of disgusting reverse penguin technique. You know how penguins chew up their food and then regurgitate it for the babies? Thanks for that, Sonia.

You have a great afternoon. Yeah, you too. You're welcome. Last one, Cam. We asked for it. Yeah, we did ask for this. Gross us out, mate. How are you going?

Good. What do you do, Cam? That's gross. So, you know, if you eat a meal with a bit of meat in it, Yeah. Yeah, sometimes you get a bit of meat in it. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes you get a bit of stuff stuck in your teeth. Toothpick. Yeah, toothpick.

So I'd show off my nail and use it as a toothpick. Cam. Nature's toothpick, eh, Cam? Yeah. Are we talking fingernail or toenail? Just fingernails. Oh, thank God. Oh, because that makes it all right, Cam.

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Doesn't matter. Okay? These will make those seem really cheap. I found them by way of Goop website author Gwyneth Paltrow. Do you like Gwyneth? Yeah, I don't mind some Gwyneth. Yeah, do you like the stuff that she promotes? Do you like her Goop way of life?

What's that? Lots of weird health ideas on there. My wife absolutely loves Gwyneth. I don't. Can I say I'm not really across the goop Gwyneth stuff? Okay, no, that's fine. I just think that some of it's a bit radical. Okay.

She is now promoting a bra and undies set that you have to buy individually. You can't buy them as two. And the unique thing about them is this is a set of leather lingerie. Okay. How does that make you feel? Straight away when I say leather lingerie. Okay. How does that make you feel? Straight away, when I say leather lingerie,

how are the bits feeling? What did you just say to me? How are the bits, like how are you imagining they sit inside a leather? How are my bits feeling? Yeah, because to me, leather, it is breathable, but at the same time, it feels sweaty, right? Yeah.

I've already got under boob sweat at the best of times, so. Yeah, you wouldn't wear a leather jacket without a t-shirt underneath So why would you put it straight on your bits? That's my opinion Some people on Instagram do Good point But Gwyneth is saying it's a good idea So I'm going to hand you the first one

This is the Fleet Lila Nude Leather Bra That looks like a horse bridle Where's the bit that goes in the horse mouth? Nude leather bra. That looks like a horse bridle. Where's the bit that goes in the horse mouth? That bit of lingerie will set you back. $453 New Zealand dollars. No. But wait, it's a matching set.

So if you want to complete the look, you'll need this leather G-string. Oh, this looks off. And by the way, I repeat, I did not find this at some dodgy sex store. This is being promoted by the Gwyneth Paltrow on the Goop website. Can I just say a G-string? I mean, it's not my cup of tea, having something straight up the old clacker. And then making it leather? That's even worse. Can we say up the old clacker on ZM?

No, we can't. So we won't say that. No, but I'm an Aussie, so that's just slang for the butt crack. Oh, right. I thought you were talking about the platypus. No. No, okay, cool. No, just the clacker.

So like we said, the bra will cost you $4.53 Kiwi. Let's say $4.50. And how much is the tiny piece of... The jeesh? This also looks like a horse bridle. It does for the other end of the horse. Yeah. The Fleet Lila Nude Leather G-String as promoted by Gwyneth Paltrow

will cost you a cool $652 New Zealand dollars. Does it make pancakes as well? Bites go commando, eh? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Can I just say the only reason I said that saying up the old clacker

is because I've been hanging out with my parents all weekend. Is that the terminology your mum uses? My mum, yep. She is a true blue Aussie, country Queensland, both of them, and they had a delightful time here in NZ. Took them to do a lot of things. We went to the Speedway. We went to Muriwai.

We went to, where else did we go? Took them everywhere. You went to the Speedway? Yeah. What the? My dad loves going. You're giving them the quintessential tour of Auckland and you're like, you know where we got to go?

Speedway. We wanted to go go-karting, but turns out it was just Speedway was on. Well, good. I mean, Speedway's a lot of fun. I loved it. I just wouldn't put it on my highlights reel. I mean, you've only got three days. I mean, but each to their own.

Each to their own. One thing we did do on Saturday night was we went to a comedy show at the Classic here in Auckland. I go there quite often and I love it. I love some comedy. Stand-up comedy bar where, like, people try out new material and stuff too, eh? Depending on what night of the week. You can see famous people and regular people there.

Exactly right. My mum and dad never been to a comedy show before. Right. Is there not a bustling comedy scene in Stanthorpe Country, Queensland, Australia? No. The 8,000 people that live there tend to all know each other, so they've all heard each other's jokes. Right.

So it's very hard to get new material. Neither of them have been to a comedy show before, and I thought, oh, it'll be fine. I'll love it. I'll love some comedy. We rock up to the comedy and we sit down and we get seated down the front, don't we? Oh, yeah.

I'm never going to a comedy show with my parents ever again. What did they do? Have they got an obnoxious laugh? My mum loves to awkwardly laugh at everything and there was one particular guy that didn't do the best and the only person you could hear was my mum. Ha! Ha ha!

And I was like, it sounds like you're being condescending. Anyway, my parents didn't realise that. Was she laughing in the bits that weren't punchlines? She laughed at every single thing he said and none of it was funny. Yeah. But my favourite thing that they were doing is we would be sitting there and my parents don't get that when you go to a comedy show, the comics like to kind of put stuff out to the audience.

You know, they like might point someone out and they'll say something to you. Yeah. But you're not really meant to say anything. Okay. Like in that circumstance. So they'll be like, oh, we've got our Aussies over here. And then my mum would be like, Queensland, we're from Queensland. And I'm like, mum, I'm like, that doesn't matter.

They don't care. They don't care. Yeah. They don't care. Anyway, it was at the point where this one girl in the audience has gotten onto her phone and the stand-up comedian started to go to town. What are you doing up the back there on your phone? And the rest of the crowd is with the comic because they're like,

you know, we're here to watch comedy. Get off your bloody phone. Yeah. It's lighting up half of the room. Yeah, and you go, he's going somewhere with us. There's obviously a point to it. There's obviously a point. Let him do, you know, you don't come to his place of work

and just stay on your phone the whole time. You're paid to be there. My mum. Well, it's not very nice. You know, you could be not. I'm like, mum, you could be not. I'm like, mum, you're going to be a target in a minute and I'm not going to stand up for you at all. So we're sitting there and afterwards she wanted to go say hello

to the comics, didn't she? She wanted to go up to him. So she's gone up to the comic. I really loved your set. Thought you were hilarious. She was already speaking the lingo. I just thought you should be nicer to that girl. And the comic

turns around. Just lets out all these swear words and I've never seen my mum just nod at him being like, yep. Okay. I'm alright. I'm never going to come back here. Never again.

Right. Do they want to go back to another show? It doesn't really sound like. Oh, no, they loved it. Oh, did they? No, they loved it. Oh, what a shame they've already left. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Bree and Clint. Callback Heroes. This is Callback Heroes, where you've got to go on your phone and find someone to call you back to save your life within 30 seconds. How do you think we've gone? Most of the people we call, it's like 50-50. About 50-50. Yeah, 50-50.

Neither of us can be bothered doing it today, though. No, what did you say earlier? I'm sick of it. I've run out of people to call. I have no friends in my life left to use for this segment. You haven't even called your wife in this segment. She won't call back. Why?

Because she'll know she's on the radio, and she goes, don't you put me on the radio, and I have to respect that. And then if I use and abuse it for this segment, what good is that going to do? One, she won't call back, so I'll lose the game. And two, I won't get dinner. A goal of mine for this year is to get your wife Lucy on the show.

Today, doing Callback Heroes is producer Ben. Hi, Ben. Hey, guys. Hello, guinea pig. I don't really want to do this, but I will because it's a lot of fun and I like this game. Well, good. Good.

That's a great attitude. Normally, the participant gets to choose who they're calling, but not today. We're going to choose for you. We want you to call your sugar mama. Steph. Steph, your girlfriend, whose house you live in. Sugar mama Steph.

So what are you going to say? Because you can't let her know that she's playing a game. I can just say maybe, well, you know how we're going to Rotorua this weekend? Yeah. I could maybe say it's been cancelled and I've got secret plans or I don't know, something around that.

Yeah, or you could say something bad's happened to the dog. Dunno, you make the call and it's completely up to you. Hello? Yo, is this in the right time? Yeah, what's up? Oh, something's just happened around Saturday. Can we have a quick chat? Yeah, what's up?

So, oh, actually, Ross has just walked in. Could you call me back in about 15 seconds, real fast? Yeah, you call me back whenever. No, you call me back in about 15 seconds, real fast? Yeah, you call me back whenever. No, you call me back in 15, okay? Okay. You're so business with her. Oh, I had to. Is this a good time?

Good afternoon, Steph. Is this an appropriate time to conversate? Well, it's a transaction between them. 20 seconds. That phone's off mute, mate, so we can hear the call coming in. 20 seconds. Is that how off mute, mate, so we can hear the call coming in. 20 seconds. Is that how you talk to her normally? No.

In the bedroom? Oh, she's got 10 seconds. Come on, sugar mama. 3, 2, 1. Looks like you didn't pay your bill on time. Looks like now wasn't an okay time to talk.

Oh, no, there she is. Okay, answer it, answer it. Why didn't you call back in 30 seconds? Well, I don't have a clock. I just waited a little bit. Def, you're on the radio at the moment. Oh, why? I was just trying to win a little competition for you,

but unfortunately you didn't call back in 30 seconds. So you don't win the money. So you don't win the money. So you don't win the money. We don't win the money. Oh, you're a douche. And that's fair enough. Okay, let her go. All right, see you, Steph.

Bye. Notice how she didn't care about not winning the money because she is the sugar mama in the relationship. Yeah, she's like, Ben, I've told you, we don't need money. I've got plenty of it. And you can have some if you do what I tell you. This is a cautionary tale for anyone at the moment And you can have some if you do what I do. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is a cautionary tale for anyone at the moment

who is planning a hen's do or stag do, especially if you're attending and you're not the one taking the money. Beware. Magicians are way more fun than strippers. Way more fun. On a serious note, what would you prefer at a stag do or a hen's party? Yeah.

Would you rather a stripper showed up or would you rather a magician showed up and cut the bride in half? Like, be honest, because everyone expects a stripper. What happened, though, to magicians in the last 10 years, they became creepy? Yeah. You know, whereas they used to be, oh, I'll wrap it out of the hat. They're dressed in a suit and now they're all like,

I'm going to eat these razor blades and then vomit up a cake. I'm going to look you right in the eye while I do it and I'm wearing a neck scarf. You know? Where's all the female magicians as well, by the way? That's a niche. Yeah. Where's all the female magicians who cut dudes in half?

You know what? Always the assistant, never the magician. I got it. I'm going to become a female magician and I'm just going to do stag dues and instead of cutting the person in half, I'll cut something else in half. Yeah, and then strip. Oh, then you'll make money. Then you've got both ends of the market coming.

No one wants to see that. You'd be surprised. That's not good. Back to the story. There's a guy in the UK at the moment whose best to see that. You'd be surprised. That's not good. Back to the story. There's a guy in the UK at the moment whose best man was organising the stag do.

They were going to Vegas from the UK to Vegas. How good. How good. That's the dream. And then you start planning and everyone goes, well, I don't want to spend

more than $150. And you go, well, we're not going to get to Vegas for that. Well, you're not coming. Yeah. And then you'll go, I'm keen. Can I pay you in a couple of months? not going to get to Vegas for that. Well, you're not coming. Yeah, and then you'll go, I'm keen.

Can I pay you in a couple of months? No, we need to book flights now if we want to go. And I can't believe that guy's friends with Kermit the Frog. I know. Kermit the Frog gets lit on a stag do though. Anyway, his mate's organising the stag, takes everybody's money and then just before they're about to fly out, everyone's like, where's our tickets? He had to message them.

He'd spent $15,000 of his mate's money and there was no trip to Vegas. He'd taken all the money for the stag do and he'd blown it. And what did he do with it? On what? Just spent it. Gambled it, drank it, that sort of thing.

I don't know if he's got like a gambling problem or something like that. But essentially he stole 15 grand of his mate's money. From all of his best mates probably. He was the best man at the wedding. He's the one organising the stag do. He's the one emailing going transfer money into this account here. And then he spent it all.

I'd be so angry. Also, you've already had him fitted for a suit for the wedding. Like he still has to be your best man. Otherwise, you've got to buy a whole other suit. I'm buying a whole other suit. He ain't coming. We want to know this afternoon on 0800.ZM, because being robbed is one thing,

but being robbed by a friend, having a friend steal from you, that is double crossing. It's a whole new level. Have you had a friend steal from you before? Yeah, I've had friends steal stuff from me. Not like that, though. Like what? I've had mates take shoes and clothes.

But I had this one particular time. It was my best mate at the time. And she'd slept over because we'd been out on a night out. And then she got up really early because I think she was going somewhere. I can't remember. And I'd just bought these brand new Converse. And I looked for these Converse for two weeks. I thought I'd gone crazy.

And then I saw her and I was like, they look exactly like my new Converse. And then she, like, got all weird and was like, oh, I just borrowed them. I was going to give them back. Why are you only telling me now that I've caught you in them? We're not best friends anymore, actually. No, I was going to say, was that the end of it? No, there was other things that happened. Oh, really?

Yeah. She's still one of your other special friends. Oh, 800DilesZM, we want to know this afternoon, did a friend steal from you and what did they steal? Yeah, you can text us a 9696 as well. Yeah, give us the big ones too. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I want to know, has a friend stolen from you? Guy in the UK's best man has revealed to him just before they were meant to go to Vegas that they're not going because he stole $15,000 from the group and spent it. He spent everyone's money. All the money that they were going to book the trip with, he just blew it on whatever. We're getting good messages. Oh my God, some are horrible. There's one book the trip with. He just blew it on whatever. We're getting good messages. Oh, my God. Some are horrible.

There's one on the text machine. Someone's texted in. They said, My friend logged into my Uber account and used 700 bucks without me knowing. I got a notification saying I had an Uber in Wellington. And I was like, I'm in Auckland.

That's when I realised he'd been doing it for months. Yeah. You can't get your money back with that too because they blame you for giving out your password. Right. That's when I realised he'd been doing it for months. Yeah, you can't get your money back with that too because they blame you for giving out your password. Right. That's it. They said, well, you didn't do enough to keep it safe unless they've managed to laser your fingerprint off

while you're asleep. Like face off. Like they cut your finger off and they stick it over their finger so they can scan into your iPhone and change your password. But that probably didn't happen, right? Probably not. But you never know.

Hey, Josh. Yeah, hey, how are you? Did you have a friend steal't happen, right? Probably not. But you never know. Hey, Josh. Yeah, hey, how are you? Did you have a friend steal from you, Josh? Not myself, but my brother, one of his friends stole $5,000 in cash off of him. Five grand? How? So we got the cash out that day, and we were going to go up to Auckland the next day. I'm from Hamilton.

We were going to go up to Auckland the next day, I'm from Hamilton, we were going to go up to Auckland to buy a car. So we had the cash all ready to go and the envelope and what have you. And it just so happened he moved it to a, well we thought a more secure place in his room. And his mate happened to see the bag at the time. We'd been friends with him for five years. Yeah. In the morning, we went to go grab it and hello, not there. Did he play dumb in that situation? Did he kind of go, oh, I don't know where it's gone. Something bad must have happened. Yeah, yeah. So we

jumped in my car and burned down the streets just trying to find him. Went to his place, went to all the other places that we know of. It wouldn't answer his phone or anything, but happened to just find him walking on the street with a bag, with the 5K in his bag. Oh my God. Yeah, fair to say we're not friends with him anymore. Nah, I reckon you'd probably write that one off, right?

Yeah. Another text, someone has a friend stole from you before. This person said, we had a group of friends who would regularly play poker together with a buy-in of $30 each. The couple who owned the poker set would always run it and the guy often won, but everyone thought he was just really good at poker until it came out that they were cheating together.

He played and she dealt. So he'd win and take the $200 pot every time What kind of shitty people Oh my god, that is so ridiculous That's like Ocean's Eleven but you're ripping off all your friends Like who's using their mate to some kind of racketeering scream, right? And it's, oh god Let's take another one

Hi Beth, did a friend steal from you? Hi, yes, My Marc Jacobs watch. And how? How did this come about and how did you find out? We were living together, so we were best friends, and she stole it from me when I moved out. Then she blocked me on all social media and started posting photos of her wearing it.

Yeah. Bit of a giveaway. I mean, it sounds like a lovely watch, and I know a Marc Jacobs is not cheap, but I mean, is it worth like losing a whole person over a watch? I don't think it is. And I reported her to the police for sex, so she's got a criminal record for it now. Oh, there you go. You win.

No worries. Beth? Let's not mess with Beth. No. This is the last one This is a text that we got that we think is too crazy to not talk to So we've called you up Sam to get your story on Tell us the story about it

when a friend stole from you Okay, so it was about 10 years ago now but we were living together I also happened to be her boss I won't say where we worked and I ended up catching her out for stealing my credit card We were living together. I also happened to be her boss. I won't say where we worked. And I ended up catching her out for stealing my credit card. And she'd been stealing off me for a couple of months.

So was she just taking the credit card out of your wallet and, like, buying stuff online? Is that how she was doing it? Yeah, she was going and withdrawing cash. And because I'd spent a bit on my credit card and I was too scared to look at statements, as you can kind of ask when you've spent a bit. So she knew that was going on. She knew your weakness.

Yeah. If I don't look at my bank statement, my debt is not real. I know that technically well. Yeah, it's not real. Okay, so you catch her using your credit card. Then what? Yeah, so I made the mistake of texting her and saying, you took my card.

Basically, she did a runner and left our house. And there was a little word going around that she became a sex worker. So a little bit of, you know, internet digging never goes astray. And basically I found her online, her photo, and it said Sexy Sam. And she had used my name as her escort name. She's completely obsessed with you, and I don't know if you've seen the movie Single White Female, but Sam, she is stealing your life.

She is literally, she's stealing everything about you. Also, have you checked your underwear? She's probably taken all of that too. Sam, are you okay? I'm okay now Cough twice Cough twice if you need help That was a cough

That was a couple of coughs Take this conversation It was actually so ridiculous Like I still Like looking back on it now Like I'm 30 now And it happened when I was 20 I'm like, what's that even real life?

Like how does that happen? Yeah, right Sam, also Her using your name Compliment? Yeah. I'm like, what's that even real life? Like, how does that happen? Yeah, right. Sam, also, her using your name, compliment? Yeah, I'm not sure. It's very weird. It sounds very wrong. Weird compliment.

Thanks for your call, Sam. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. We take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play one of those songs for everyone to enjoy. First person up for birthday bangers today is Adam.

Hey, man. Addy. G'day. How are ya? Good. I heard you've been trying to get on for this for a while. Oh, I've just tried calling him for random things and I'm one of those ones that sort of never gets through

and so I'm stoked that I'm through. Oh, well, here you are, mate. Welcome, mate. Welcome to the big time. Give us your birthday. So, birthday's 3rd of November, 1987. Okay, Adzi, you were 16 in 2003 on the 3rd of November, and this is your birthday banger.

How many dudes you know go like this? How many dudes you know go like this? How many? How many? How many? It's a good one, bro. It's a good one, bro. It's so good. Worth the wait.

Straight from the Crusader, you've got Scribe, Not Many, the remix. There you go, Adam. Champion. I was so glad. I was hoping it wasn't something really awful when everyone just cringes at it. Well, you know what we say, you can't choose your birthday banger. Your birthday banger chooses you. Let's see what you're up against.

Next up is Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hiya. What's your birthday banger. Your birthday banger chooses you. Let's see what you're up against. Next up is Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hiya. What's your birthday? 1st of August, 2000. You were born in the year 2000? There's people old enough to use a phone?

Okay, you were 16 in 2016 on the 1st of August, and this was number one. Justin Bieber made you laserer, Cold Water. Ooh. Yeah, ooh. I'm pretty sure it's still in the playlist, maybe. But by the way, Brie, it's 2019. Yeah, I know, but it's just...

She's not a newborn. It's weird to me that you were born in the millennium. One more. We're going to hear what Olivia's birthday banger is. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hello. What's your birthday?

4th of June, 1988. See, more relatable. I understand the 88s, yes. You were 16 in 2004 on the 4th of June, and this was top of the chart. The weirdest musical battle of all time between two people we didn't even know existed before that,

Amon, and this is the return song from Frankie, his girlfriend. Yeah, so he had the song F.U. and then his girlfriend, he wrote that song about, released a song and it went number one. F.U. right back. Do you remember this, Olivia? Yeah, kind of. Do you want to hear it again?

What would you pick? I don't think any are great. Probably the first one. You don't like Scribe? You don't think Scribe's a good option? He's probably the best of the three. Yeah. Okay, what do you reckon?

Ooh. I'm trying to pick something That you would never hear Which would be the Frankie song It'd be the Frankie song Yeah The Scribe song is more of a banger Yeah definitely a banger

But the Frankie song You won't have heard in a long time And we won't know If we Until we start it Whether that's for good reasons Or bad reasons Maybe when we played

The Amon version And we got about halfway through And we were like Man this sucks I didn't mind it. Okay, well, then let's do Frankie. If that's the way you feel about it, let's do Frankie. Should we back it?

Should we do it? Well, if we've played his, it's only fair to play hers, right? Okay, here you go. Let us know what you think, New Zealand. No, don't. Nah, do. 9696. We're playing the whole thing. This is Birthday B think, New Zealand. No, don't. Nah, do. 9696. We're playing the whole thing.

This is Birthday Banger ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're all sitting down. This is big, guys. Are we? Are we? We're all calm?

We're all ready for this? We have an update on the Venute. I bought a van. No, you bought a what? A van slash ute. Yeah. We bought a Venute. The Venute is coming and everybody's charming.

It doesn't have a warrant and it is full of rust. In my life, I make really horrible decisions a lot of the time, but I feel like you backed me in on this decision when I decided to buy a half van, half ute vehicle. Oh, I'm 100% behind you. She was going viral and if you didn't buy it, someone else would have. Someone else would have seen this opportunity and they would have jumped on it.

I couldn't let that happen. I felt like our family, the Brain Clint family, needed this venute and I thought, I'm going to use my own money. I'm going to buy this thing. It's going to be a beacon of hope for a lot of people. You are the proud owner of New Zealand's only mid-90s red Toyota Hiace van commute, right? She's a beauty. She is a beauty and we've put her online before. She's gone viral. I've just put her back online, by the way, with fresh photos because we've got an update for you.

Guys, some people call bullshit on this. Some people said, I don't believe it. I don't think it's true. She's currently on the back of a truck on her way to Auckland. We're just going to cross to our head of transport and logistics, producer Ben. Ben, can you narrow down the location of the Venute for us any more than that?

The Venute's in Wellington at the moment. It will be leaving Wellington straight to Auckland at 3am tomorrow morning. I can't believe Wellington gets to enjoy her for a whole 24 hours. I know, right? She'll be sitting at the dock right now. I imagine she's just come off the Inter-Islander Ferry or something like that. Is that right?

Yep, she came off last night, actually. She's mounted on the back of one of those vehicle trucks. So there's a whole lot of vehicles on there, actually. She started in Blenheim. Yeah, started in the South Island. I love how in the mix of the other vehicles that she's with are like really nice cars. And then you've got, I mean, the Venute. I mean, this is a very nice car.

It's a very nice vehicle. It's got mag wheels. It's got a siren. It's got a hell of a sound system inside it. And more importantly, it's got a ute bit on the back of the van. That they cut off a high-ace van. We've got an idea. Are we ready to say what our idea is with this?

Because obviously the Venute is, I mean, it's both figuratively and literally a vehicle for other things, right? It is. Look, I bought this ute because I wanted to enjoy it and I wanted our team to enjoy it. But we thought, why should we just get to enjoy this amazing vehicle? We want you guys to be able to enjoy the Venute. So we've decided we're going on a road trip. Road trip!

We're going to take this thing out, go from Auckland all the way down to Wellington, stopping along the way and broadcasting from wherever we are. We'll do as much of the North Island as we can. Yes. For this trip by the way. For this one. We'll just do the North Island this time. There's a South Island trip in the works

for later on. There'll be something soon for South Island. It's not yet, okay. We're going to go from Auckland to Wellington over a week and when we get to Wellington we're going to finish with one epic party. We've got to celebrate this thing.

We've got a lot to celebrate but the Venutes is probably the main thing at the moment. We don't know if it can go that far. We don't know how it even goes up hills.

We've never driven it. Bree owns it. She's never even seen it. I love that I've just bought this thing off a whim. We've never driven it. Bree owns it. She's never even seen it. I love that I've just bought this thing off a whim. Never seen it. And I'll tell you what, the first time Bree sees it, we'll make sure that's live on the radio, okay?

We'll do a big reveal. But for now, if you want to see her in all her glory, she is on our Facebook and our Instagram page. That's the Venute who is currently travelling from Wellington to Auckland on the back of a truck. And if you're on the North Island

and you've got something that you want The Venute to come to, you can start letting us know as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that roadie, we've got to find things to do, right? Yeah, if you want us to visit you in The Venute, you can hit us up on any of our socials or text us on 9696. The Venute may be here as soon as tomorrow.

Will she pass a WAF? Probably not. Has it still not got a warrant? No, not yet. We'll get to that. We'll cross that. We'll cross that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

If you missed it, we just announced the Venute is en route, ladies and gentlemen. It will travel from Wellington to Auckland at 3am this morning. If you're a night shift worker, if you're a truckie or someone like that and you see her, we would love some photos, by the way, if you get a photo with her. Just hashtag Vanute, V-A-N-U-T-E. Yeah, that's a good point, actually. You need to spell it out for people. See, the genius of that is it's a combo of the word van and the word ute to spell out Vanute. Which is exactly what it is.

Yeah, it's pretty much exactly what it is. We're already getting texts, by the way, of people who say we can come via their place on our roadie that we're going to do in the Venute. In the next couple of weeks. I'm thinking, obviously, before we road trip in it, we need to kit it out as much as we can. Yeah, we're going to do that too.

Do you know if it's got a working head unit? Do you know if it's got Bluetooth? No. Do you know if it's got a working head unit? Do you know if it's got Bluetooth? No. Do you know if it's got an aux input? No. Do you know anything about the vehicle that you paid $3,000 for? Do you know if it's petrol or diesel? I know it's red.

Someone said the Venute needs to come through the mount and stay at Casa da Shitta. She'll fit right in. Sounds like a perfect place. Worst house on the best street in Mount Maunganui. Yeah, that sounds like a good time as well. Yeah, we can take the venute there. I'm thinking I'd love to stop into someone's place

on the North Island and throw a barbecue slash spa party. What's a barbecue slash spa party? Well, we just pull the venute up into the backyard, put a tarp in it, spa. When the back of the ute becomes a spa. We have a barbecue into the backyard. Yeah. Put a tarp in it. Yeah. Spa. When the back of the ute becomes a spa. We have a barbecue. Yeah. In the backyard.

Boom. Again, do you know if like the shocks or like the frame of the venute can handle that amount of weight in it or anything? The tyres are black. Sounds like you know as much as anybody who's seen the Instagram picture. That's the Venute. You can go and see her. She's on our socials at the moment.

Bree and Clint, Facebook and Instagram. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bit of a warning. I know that you're probably on your way home from work, but I'm about to get real rolled up. Okay. I'm about to get angry.

Okay. It's okay. You can do that sometimes. Public service announcement for anyone listening. I just want to let you angry. Okay. It's okay. You can do that sometimes. Public service announcement for anyone listening. I just want to let you know that I don't want to hear about your bloody dreams. I don't give a shit what you dreamt about last night. I don't care if you had a weird dream where your teeth fell out. I don't want to hear about it.

One of my good mates. Keep going, keep going. This is important, what you're saying right now. This is important. Because guess what? We don't care. No, we don't care. We don't care.

We don't care. The only time that I think it is appropriate to tell someone about your dream is if you've had a sexy dream about someone. Preach. Say it louder for the people in the back, girl. Stand up. Preach. That is the only time I want to listen to what happened

in your slumber last night. If I was going to town and I was doing some good stuff in the bedroom, other than that, I don't care. I'm semi-interested if I feature heavily. Like if I'm the main subject of your – Do you though? If I have to be the main subject and I need to know that you thought about me all night, but even then, get to a point.

And if they're like, and then it was so weird, you were driving me in a car somewhere and I didn't know where we were going and you said to me, I like apples. I don't care. Don't care. You're with me on this, aren't you? I'm 100% with you. Oh, it is a punish.

One of my good mates, I had to let him know the other day, he continues to just tell me about all of his dreams and I sat him down and I said, mate, I'm going to save you a bit of time. Some people might care. I personally don't give a shit. I don't know anyone who cares. About what you dreamt about. If you're a dream therapist, then maybe you care.

If you're the sort of person who analyses dreams for a job, even then, I bet if you weren't getting paid, you wouldn't want to hear about it. You wouldn't care. I want to do a bit of a test. You, you've got a lovely wife. Yes. Do you care about what she dreams about? She...

Oh, she might be listening. Tell the truth. If she said, honey, I want to tell you about this real long, lengthy dream that I had. You're not in it. And I don't hook up with anyone. It's real boring. Yeah.

And it's just about a bunch of random stuff. No, I don't care. But this is why I married her, because she wouldn't punish me with one of those stories. She just wouldn't. Because she knows better. She just wouldn't. Producer Ben, do you like hearing about dreams?

Are you keen? No, I'm not keen. I got bored about two minutes ago. And we're just talking about dreams. Yeah, I know. I'm like, shut up.

I think what your PSA today was important. I think the message you've shared is important. But I think it is important to also remember that bit you said at the start. What?

Don't tell me about your dreams unless you had a sex dream about me. Exactly. In which case, don't keep that from me. Don't you dare keep that from me. I want to know all the details. How was I?

What did we do? What did we get up to? Where did we do it? How many times did we do it? Was I good? Was I good? Was I good? In that case,

I definitely want to know. No, you're not allowed because you're married. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. On to what I've been teasing you with all day. Which two Spice Girls became one back in the day? See what I did there? Went to become one.

That was good from you. I like that. This has come out in an interview over the weekend that one of the Spice Girls has done with Piers Morgan. And she's admitted that her and one of the other girls did it. They went there. They did it. Pulled up.

Yeah. I know this excites you. Spice up your life. And I know you're curious as to who it is. And I also know you haven't checked. I have not checked. I've given you, before I tell you, the task of trying to figure it out yourself and I'd like you to

run us through your thinking and see if you can work out which two Spice Girls were an item at least once back in the 90s. Look, I mean, I was a massive Spice Girls fan back in the day. Loved it. Look, I'm going to go out on a whim and say I know

one for sure. I have not seen anything. Disclaimer, I'm going to go out on a whim and say I know one for sure. I have not seen anything. Disclaimer, I have not seen anything, but I'm going to say. How do you know for sure? Let's be real. Yeah. The loosest Spice Girl has always been Mel B. Well, do you have to be loose to do this?

Well, I mean. You could be completely conservative, but also a little bit curious. Free spirited. Yeah. You know, I'm going to say Scary Spice is my first one that I'm going to lock in. Yeah, you're going to lock in. Cool. Now, the second one is where it gets a little bit difficult. I'm tossing up between two. Who?

Which two? I think, I mean, Geri Halliwell. We could all see that happening. Why? Just because she, I don't know, she had that streak in her, I think, I mean, Geri Halliwell. We could all see that happening. Why? Just because she, I don't know, she had that streak in her, I think. Well, that blonde streak and her ginger hair. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, she had the lesbian streak maybe. Oh, and maybe that's why she left the group. Maybe afterwards. I mean, she did sing It's Raining Men, but I reckon that was to throw people off maybe. By the way, they've only admitted that this happened once. One time. Yeah.

So I'm going to say it's between Geri Halliwell and Mel C. Oh, you can't stereotype her just because she was the sporty one. Just because she wore track pants doesn't mean she's a lesbian. If the shoe fits, though. If the sports shoe fits. She does have that vibe about her. Does she? Okay. I'm gonna lock in Mel B, Scary Spice

and Mel C, Sporty Spice. Double Mel's. The double Mel. I'm gonna say the Mel's gelled. Okay. That's what you're going with? Yes. Okay. I can confirm that you have

one of the Spice Girls correct. Scary Spice I knew it. was one of them. Yep. Mel B, Dirty Dog. But Mel C

is not the other one and it's Mel B who has come out and admitted it on Piers Morgan. Of course she has. She has done an interview and she has said

that in the 90s her and This is going to blow our minds. She has. She has done an interview and she has said that in the 90s, her and... This is going to blow our minds. Geri Halliwell. Ginger Spice. Damn it! At least once went there.

Interesting. Interesting. Bit of the ginge. She did say in the interview that she hadn't checked with Jerry whether it was okay that she shared that story. Oh, well, that's not okay. I don't think it's okay either. And apparently it's like there's questions around the tour now because of it.

You'd be pissed off if someone else revealed that about you, right? Well, you know. Like it's nothing wrong with it, but you want to be the one to share that news, right? Let's be real. Very relatable. We've all been there, some more than others. There you go.

That's the big news, the big Spice Girls news. Oh, by the way, I mentioned before, Posh Spice is getting $4.5 million to not do the Spice Girls reunion. Because she doesn't want to do it. $4.5 million to sit on her butt and Girls reunion. Because she doesn't want to do it. $4.5 million to sit on her butt and do nothing. I know who's rooming together.