ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – March 27th 2020

Episode Date: March 27, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast on a Friday, where if you're watching this on our Facebook group at the moment, the Bree and Clint Podcast Family. How the fuck are ya? No, I was going to explain the outfits. Oh, right there, that's a good idea. It's Formal Friday. It is Formal Friday. What's the premise?

They say it's good to dress up on a Friday, even if you're working from home. Yeah, I guess that's the premise, yeah. Is that what it is? I think it's just something fun that we can all do from our own houses and you look all serious on your Zoom calls, you know? People wouldn't even dress like that to go to work normally. Some people do.

Some people have very fancy jobs. Not us. We never wear this sort of stuff. People, are you talking about Mr Bean? Stop saying my outfit is Mr Bean. You look like Mr Bean. Well, you look like a slutty librarian. I'll take that as a compliment.

Always wanted to be. I guess it was kind of a compliment. Anyway, it's Friday, so we're doing an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah!

Also, we've got to stop slut-shaming librarians. Yeah. It's not their fault that they're provocative. Provocative? Promiscuous? Promiscuous. Both, I guess. Both.

Yeah, you check out as many books as you want, babes. Yeah, you do you. Okay, first person on the International Birthday Bangers Day is Naomi Stock from Anchorage, Alaska. She's from Alaska. That's so cool. We have people listening to this podcast in Alaska. Hello to our, what, are they technically Alaskans? Alaskan?

Alaskan? Yeah. They're Alaskans. Yeah. Yeah, not Alaskans. No, not Alaskans. But that's a cool, that sounds like a breed of dog. Are they elastic?

Are they Alaskans? Naomi was born on the 9th of February 2000. So she was 16 in the year 2016 on the 9th of Feb. And this is her birthday bag. My mama don't like you and she likes everyone. And I never like to admit that I was wrong. And I've been so cold. The Ed Sheeran written Justin Bieber song.

That's such a great song. Such a great song. And such a great line as well, you should go and love yourself. Yeah. I think they changed it. That's the radio version. Is there a different,

is there another version? Yeah, isn't it? You should go and love yourself. No, I know it's implied. I know that bit. I'm pretty sure that's the actual version. But it's more clever to say you should go and love yourself as well.

Yeah, and a better message. Okay, let's do Beau Brown from Seven, Maryland in the USA. That's a cool name. Seven, Maryland. Beau Brown. That's a sweet name. He was born on the 25th of June, 1981, which means he was 16 in 1997. And on the 25th of June in 1997, this topped the charts.

When you win away, what a life to take, what a mind to break, I'll be missing you. I used to rollerblade at my friend Joel Rowling's house to the song. Joel Rowland and you were rollerblading? Yeah. I don't know. I don't even think I drew that parallel when we were doing it. We were like eight. Were you at like an inline rollerblader?

Yeah. There's no other way to rollerblade, mate. There's no out of line rollerblading. I don't know if that's what that means. What are you talking about? What does inline rollerblading. I don't know if that's what that means. What are you talking about? Is it in line? What does in line rollerblades mean? In line means all the wheels are in line.

Are in line. So why would they call it in line rollerblades? They're all in line. No, that's in line skating. And then there's regular skating where the wheels are beside each other. Yeah. And you got the big stopper on the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had both. Did you? I was not good at either. Yeah, I was a dope rollerblader on the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had both. Did you? I was not good at either. Yeah, I was a dope rollerblader, which is not a cool thing to say. Let's also do one for Tanya Sanford. Tanya Sanford from, I don't know where that is, Strathalbyn in South Australia. Never heard of it, but sounds delightful, Tanya. You were born on the 26th of September

1987, which means you were 16 in 2003 on the 26th of September. And on that day, this was number one. People killing, people dying, children hurting, hear them crying. Can you practice what you preach and won't you turn the other cheek? Father, father, father, help us. Good. Did this have Fergie on it? It did, yeah. But it was mainly Justin Timberlake. Yeah.

This was the first big hit for the Black Eyed Peas. And I'm pretty sure, yeah, Fergie's in it quite a lot. It's the first big hit of their Fergie era. Yeah. But then I don't remember hearing Fergie in there. No, she's definitely in there. Is she harmonising with Justin Timberlake? I think so, yeah.

Right, okay. She's the only female voice on it. Right, okay. What's the winner? Justin Bieber, P. Diddy and Faith Evans or Black Eyed Peas? Isn't it interesting? I'll Be Missing You and Where Is The Love? Very similar songs They're all kind of moody lovey songs though

I feel like Right now in the world I'd probably be picking Black Eyed Peas Where Is The Love They'll do This is the winner of Birthday Banger Ben can you Ben's not here but he'll get this at his home pod

Put a bit of the song on Can you put a bit of the song in here? Put a bit of Fergie The Fergie part on Yeah And a little bit of My Humps as well Keep a little of My Humps in Oh yeah

And Fergalicious is good too And just the drop from London Bridge Where she goes How come every time you come around my London London Bridge when I go down like London, London, London when I go down like London, London, London Wait, have I? Is she talking about

a penis in that song? No, she's talking about herself. How come every time you come around She doesn't have a penis. No, she wants to go down. So she's not talking about a guy's penis. How come every time you come around my London, London London Bridge will come down Unless it means her pants What is she talking about?

I'm going to Google it Let's Google it now I'm going to Google What is Fergie's London Bridge Because it sounds like she's talking about A male penis going up And not coming down Fergie's London Bridge

I bet you it's a penis No I think it's her Like it's something on her down. Fergie's London Bridge. I bet you it's a penis. No, I think it's her. Like, it's something on her. How come every time you come around she says, my London Bridge wanna go down? How come every time you come around my London Bridge wanna go down? What is the meaning of London Bridge?

No, that's the nursery rhyme, London Bridge is falling down. London Bridge, Fergie, song facts. Here we go, this will do it for us. London Bridge crosses the Thames River. Oh, my God, fuck off. Actual facts about the London Bridge. See, I bet you wish I would ask that question that you hate when I ask famous people now.

What's that? What does the song mean? What does the song mean, Fergie, though? I don't think we're going to find the answer. It doesn't have it on the internet. London Bridge Urban Dictionary. Here we go. What is it? London Bridge was downed by fire.

When someone makes your London Bridge fall down, they are making you very hot. Right. So it's less dirty than we think, but it's still a sexy thing. How come every time you come around my London Bridge wanna go down equates to, how come every time I see you, I wanna get off? We should

play that song from her. Do you remember that milk song? Milk, milk. No, what is it? No, milf. Milf. Milf money. Oh, I got that. I got that. I got that milf money. It was Fergie's comeback song after she had kids. And then, did you hear the follow-up she did from that? No. It was

milk, milk, lemonade round the corner, fudges made. Milk, milk, lemonade. We gotta go. We gotta go. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. She's got me. Hey, Google, what's the time?'ve got to go. We've got to go. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. She's gone. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the show on a formal Friday. Formal Friday. We've made it to the end of the week, day two of quarantine. Hopefully you're doing all right at home. Yes.

Hopefully you haven't run out of everything like I have. Do you want to know what I had for dinner last night? Nutri-Grain? No, I ate all that. Right. I had two sausages. Yeah. Some edamame beans.

Edamame? Edamame beans that were frozen. Yeah. They're fine frozen. As long as you defrost them. And one white potato. Did you have butter on it or anything? I sliced the potato.

Yeah. And then fried it like chips kind of. What, just sliced it in half? No, like into little slices. Oh, I thought you just cut it into two sections and fried that. I was like, man, things are getting rough at your house. No, yeah, that's what I had for dinner. No wonder you survived off Uber Eats before now.

It wasn't good. Right, well, yeah, hopefully you're staying strong with your supplies as well. We're coming to the end of the working week. I mean, let's be real. You're probably already knocked off. It's three o'clock and you're working from home. Who's going to stop you? But if you have joined in on formal Friday, so have we. We've shown up in our most formal attire today.

I feel like I'm ready to read the news. I feel like I'm ready to go straight into a board meeting. No, you look like you're ready to star in the new Mr. Bean movie. Stop saying I look like Mr. Bean. I look just like you. Bean. And producer Ellie I look like Mr Bean. I look just like you. Bean. And producer Ellie is wearing tearaways and one of my

wife's dress blazers. So that's we're looking good. Are we going to live stream today? We look so good. We should really live stream. Yeah, we could live stream for a little bit. Alright, producer Ellie, what time are we going to live stream from? 3.30 do you reckon? Oh yeah, when would you like to live stream from? You tell me and I'll make it happen. Yeah, 3.30

Nice 3.30 We're so organised, I love it We've pre-organised this Next on the show though, we want to talk about your dog Actually, we kind of want to talk to your dog Yeah, a bit of both actually There's a couple of really nice feel-good stories coming out about dogs

Which we'll give you those But we also want to talk to your dogs because you're obviously at home. Like, if anyone is winning in this quarantine situation, it is the pet dogs. Did you hear about the sausage dog who fractured his tail because he wagged it so hard because his family were around so much at the moment? Poor thing.

It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but that's the whole story. Yeah. He wagged it so much it broke. Our childhood dog, she was a bull mastiff. Her tail was so big and so strong, she used to wag her tail when we'd get home in our Land Cruiser, and she'd put

dents in the car. Like, no joke. Everything is more dangerous in Australia. We're going to talk to you and your dog after Harry Styles on ZM. It's a formal Friday. It's like strawberries. Brian Clint. G'day, guys, and hello.

Hello to you too. Hello to you. Hello. Who are you talking to? All the dogs that we're going to be probably broadcasting to now that everyone's at home. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've always wondered, you know how there's dog whistles? Like if we got a dog whistle and we blew it into a microphone,

would dogs listening to the radio hear that dog whistle? I think so. They would? Yeah. Are microphones sensitive to the dog whistle frequency? Yeah, I think so. Can we get a dog whistle? Yeah, can we try that?

Yeah. Maybe in a couple of weeks. Because we could do it and no one would know why every dog around the country started going apeshit. Or we would test it. Yeah. We would test it first. Yeah.

And then we could just use it as a superpower. There's not something we're going to do, okay? We're just theorising. But as we were saying before, like in my opinion, dogs have it the best out of this situation because literally their favourite people, their owners and the whole world are at home 24-7 for the next four weeks. Yeah, it's like Christmas every day for dogs. They would be absolutely loving it. There's a couple of really cute stories coming out

from around the world. There's one guy in Mexico who has been diagnosed with COVID-19, so he's not allowed to leave the house. Anyway, he decided that he was going to get his pet chihuahua to go buy him some Cheetos. How? So he wrote this note on the dog's collar. So apparently there's like a dairy underneath his flat. Yeah. And apparently they go there all the time,

so the Chihuahua knows it quite well. So he wrote this note. He's a regular. Yeah, he wrote this note and put like a $20 bill in his collar and sent him. It was like, go get him, go get him. Yeah, right. And the dog came back with Cheetos.

Wow. That's a well-trained Chihuahua. Isn't it? I don't think of a Chihuahua as an obedient animal. No, Chihuahuas are incredibly smart. Really? Yeah. My sister's dog is half Chihuahua.

Incredibly smart? They're really smart. But how would they go on the chase? Oh, depends which chase are they going up against. Yeah, right? Yeah, it depends. Some of those chases are pretty smart. All right, Dark Destroyer, you've met your match.

They've got real big brains. It's Angie, the chihuahua. Yeah, look out. And then there was this other really cute story about Britain's oldest dog who's alive and well. And I was quite shocked because I didn't realise. So this is Britain's oldest living dog apparently. What's the breed first?

The breed is a terrier, like a fox terrier type breed. Her name is Queenie. Yeah. And how old do you think Queenie is? Let's do human age. Human age? Human years. 72. You think a dog is 72? Oh, wait, wait, wait,

I did the conversion wrong. I thought I was converting up from the dog years. Oh, right, right, right, right. Human years are the same years as ours. Right. 10. Oh, right, right, right, right. Human years are the same years as ours. Three years. Right. Ten. God, honestly, I may as well play with producer Ben right now.

No, why? What? I tried to pick a number because you hate this. You always do this. You say, pick a number, and then the number I pick is too big, and it makes your number sound not impressive. You think that there is no dog. So I tried to do a normal number.

You think there is no dog in all of Britain that is older than 10 human years. Oh, is that the issue? Right, I thought I'd overshot the mark again. No. I don't know dogs, mate. I thought dogs only lived for eight years. Have you ever owned a dog? Oh, no.

Okay, this makes more sense. No, I've never owned a dog. What do you mean they only live till eight? No, they live a lot longer than that. Oh, right, okay. Yeah. Well, good for dogs. I thought this was quite young for the oldest British dog.

I want a new guess. Yeah, okay, go. 40. Judging by your previous reaction, I drastically undershot my guess. You're not allowed to play these games anymore. 40. No. 40. No. 40. The dog is 21, which you were literally halfway there,

which is the equivalent of. But then I said 40, so now you're 21. It doesn't sound that impressive. Yeah, so you're double the amount, so you're still halfway away. So technically in human years it'd be 103. Do you mean in dog years? In dog years. So, sorry, the equivalent of a human living, it'd be 103.

Yeah, right. Good for him. It's not that old. 21 or 103? Both. I'm saying it's the oldest British dog right now. You know what they say when it comes to dogs? You're only as old as the butt you're sniffing.

So if he's got a younger girlfriend, then he's... You really have never had a dog, have you? No, I've never had a dog, no. You want dogs on the phone? Yeah, we want to do a game this afternoon. We've tried this on our show before, but we're taking it to the next level. We want you to call up if you're at home right now and you're with your dog that can speak on command. We want you to call up if you're at home right now and you're with your dog that can speak on command.

We want you to call. There's a lot of hoops, isn't there? 0800 dials at M. Call us. No one is. Call us if you're at home and you've got your dog there. Yeah. That's it. And you can make it bark. Yeah. That's what we want. Or just if you've got a dog and you're at home. Is there a minimum age

for dogs? No. No minimum age. We're going to guess your dog's age next. Fun. There's a dog over in Britain who is celebrating his birthday. He turns 21, which in dog years is 103.

And he's the oldest dog in Britain. What's his name, by the way? Queenie. Her name. Oh, it's a oldest dog in Britain. What's his name, by the way? Queenie, her name. Oh, it's a woman dog. Yeah. It's a woman terrier. Also known as... What?

The B word. Beautiful. Yeah, Queenie is beautiful. That's exactly what she is. So essentially we've asked you guys to call up on 0800DIALZM. All we want is you to be with your dog and for your dog to be able to speak on command because we're going to play a game

where we're going to guess your dog's age. Okay, first person here to play is Callum. Hi, Callum. Callum. Callum. Can you hear me? There you are. There you are.

Okay. Welcome to Guess Your Dog's Age. Pretty simple game, Callum. We first need to know the breed of your dog, please. All right, so it's a foxy. Fox terrier. Okay, perfect. And can you get it to speak for us, please?

Yeah, ready? I'll get it ready now. All right, go for it. All right, ready? Yeah. Speak, speak. Speak. Speak.

Speak. Speak. Oh, that's a young-sounding dog. I think she sounds quite young. Oh, that's a young-sounding dog. I think she sounds quite young. I think what we're dealing with here is a fit and healthy three-year-old fox terrier. I'm going to say three. Is that right, Callum?

Yes, that's a pretty good... You got it. We got it. Let's go. Wow, done us. All right, Callum, one from one. Thank you. I knew this game would work the whole time. Jade, welcome to Guess Your Dog's Age. Wow, done. Us. All right, Kellan, one from one. Thank you. I knew this game would work the whole time. Jade, welcome to Guess Your Dog's Age.

Hi, Jade. Hi, how are you? Hi. First of all, let's start off with your dog's name. Her name's Meg. Meg. And what is she? She's a New Zealand eye dog.

A New Zealand eye dog? Eye dog. New Zealand eye dog? New Zealand eye dog. Do you know anything about dogs? Is it? No dog. Do you know anything about dogs? Is it? No, I don't know anything about dogs. I would have thought a New Zealand eye dog was one of the seeing eye dogs.

Yeah, yeah, with a change bucket on its back. Okay, an eye dog. Jade, can Meg speak on command? She sure can. All right, let's hear her. Meg, speak. Speak, Meg. Speak.

Speak, Meg. She's got safe fright. I think I heard a couple of grunts in there. I think she's quite old. Yeah, there she is. There she is. For some reason, I had 12 in my mind. Sounds like six to me.

I don't know how long Cat or Dog live for, though. Okay, should we meet halfway? Meet halfway. Let's say nine. Is she nine? Is Meg nine? No, she's three. Oh.

But she's an old soul. She's really... That's probably where we go next. She's a bit of a grandma dog. Okay, we're one from two. Let's talk to Christina's here for Guess Your Dog's Age. Hi, Christina. Hi.

Hi. What's your dog's name, Christina? Jeff. Is he loving being in quarantine with you at the moment? Yes, he's loving it. Hi, Christina. Hi. Hi. What's your dog's name, Christina? He's Jack. Is he loving being in quarantine with you at the moment? Yes, he's loving it. I bet. What kind of breed is Jack? He's a golden retriever.

Okay. Love a golden retriever. That's what I want. Okay. He's a dog. Let's hear him. Let Jack loose. We're having a bit of trouble here, but we'll give it a go.

Give him a go. Come on. Oh, come on. He always barks like that. Christina, if he won't bark, can you give us your best impression of his bark? Definitely not. All right. I think I heard him.

I have a feeling he's seven. Is Jack seven years old? No. How old is he? He's three and he's disobedient. Wait, is every dog three? Every dog in New Zealand is three. Thank you, Christina.

Rose, welcome to the show. Is your dog three? No, he's not. Okay, we're on. We're on here. What kind of dog is it? He's a Ridgeback Crossheading dog. Okay.

Oh, sorry, my Google went off. And what's his name? Ashby. Ashby. All right, speak, Ashby. Ashby. How old are you? Yeah, I know.

It is quite stressful being inside. All right. Rose, he said he hasn't been fed all day. He's also two years old. I reckon, yeah. That was a nice young whimper that I heard out of that ridgeback. All right, two. Is he two?

No. He's four, isn't he? He's a year and a half. Oh, a year and a half. Give it to me. It's pretty close. Yeah, right. Pretty close, yeah.

Okay. All right, thank you, Rose. And finally, we'll talk to Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi. Hi. What's your dog's name?

Mila. Mila. And your dog's name? Mila. Mila. And what kind of dog is Mila? Maltese. Cross with a shit, see? Oh, see, I have a lot of experiences with malt shits. A malty shit, yeah. Okay, can we hear Mila, please?

Okay. Whoa. Jeez. Whoa. Jeez. Whoa. Can I say, Jade, Mila, even though the smallest dog we've had on this afternoon, sounds the most enthusiastic. Most enthusiastic. Yeah.

I want to say she's five. Jade, how old are you, first of all? Ten. You're ten. Maybe they got her when she was five. Good, how old are you, first of all? Ten. You're ten? Maybe they got her when she was five. Good time to get a dog. Yeah, once you got over the hump of the kid. Yeah, yeah.

Jade, is Mila a five-year-old? No. How old? Three. That's three! Every dog's three! Every dog is three. Okay, Jade, you beat us.

Congratulations. Thanks, Jade. Enjoy your weekend at home, okay? I will. All right. Bye, Mila. All right, there you go. That was the first ever game of how old's your dog?

I think it turned out pretty well. We know the answer. One from seven. Three. Every single one. Every dog in New Zealand is three. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only Everything's out of order today.

That's why the One Second Song Challenge is early. Friday Okie's also going to happen at 4 o'clock. Plus, the One Second Song Challenge is slightly different today because we are a man down. Producer Ben is not here. By the way, happy birthday, Producer Ben. Yeah, happy birthday. I can't believe he's 35 today. And shout out to all the people

who are going to have their birthday in self-isolation. I know. My flatmate has hers next week. Strange experience. A lot of pressure on me and my flatmate to do something big. Huge. But it's only us. Especially after she organised you that surprise party too. Oh yeah. Oh no. How am I going to do that? Just you and Ellen hide behind a couch when she goes to the toilet.

How the One, Zig and Song Challenge works is Brie and I go head to head guessing what songs are. And you just have to pick which one of us is going to get to three points first. One of us? Jackie. Hi Jackie. Who you got? Can I go Brie? Yes you can Jackie.

Let's do this thing. Bree's playing for you. Fiona, that means I've got you, okay? Gemma. No, kidding. All good. All right. I feel like I might throw today's game.

Suddenly, Fiona, I feel all foggy, like I can't remember anything at all. Just kidding. I'm in it to win it. That was worth the burn, Faye. I enjoyed it. Okay, Ellie, we're going to have to buzz in with our names today. Yes, that's correct. Yeah.

So I'll try my best to... Oh, hold on. She right. I've lost my headphones. Oh, no. Oh, no. You continue on. You go.

Okay, I also have to push everything at the same time. So let's do our best. A lot of multitasking. All right. Here we go. All right, when you're ready, Clint, hit the first one off. Clint. Clint.

Jason Derulo, Wiggle. That's correct. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Sounds nothing like what I thought it sounded like. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Oh, it was yours. Do you have any idea?

No, I had no idea. What a clue. That's a weird song, this. It is, eh? Yeah. Very strange. Okay. All right, song number two, when you're ready.

Brie. Yes. Benny. Lonely. Girl. No. You're so close Clint

Clint Benny Super lonely Oh That's rough I'm just a lonely Oh I feel bad about that one S-U-P-A

L-O-N-E-Y It is spelled like that Yes well done Yeah Okay Oh no Alright you got the spray Are you ready Clint Clint Yes Well done. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. All right. You got this, Brie. Are you ready to count?

Count. Yes. Kenny Rogers, The Gambler. Holy shit. Yeah, I knew that one. Yeah. That's correct. R.I.P.

Yeah. Also the star of today's Friday Okie when we play it. Yeah. We're going to be singing a duet, Brie, a live duet of Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Am I doing the boy part this time? No, we've figured out our parts already. We've already rehearsed. But it's 2020.

You sent through. I want to do Kenny Rogers. No, you sent through the script. There's no changing it. Excuse me. All right. Okay. Right, okay.

So that was actually 3-0 there. Oh, yeah. Oh, is it? Yeah, you've won. Sorry, Fiona, but I wiped the floor with her. Right, okay So that was actually 3-0 there Oh, is that it? Yeah, you've won Sorry Fiona, but I wiped the floor with her I take back what I said Yeah, right Congrats, you've won yourself some free mobile fuel

Congratulations Thanks Clint No worries And thanks Mobile for supporting the game and the show as well We appreciate it Thanks Mobile Free and Clint Every week on a Friday we do the high-low

The best and worst bits of the week It's been a weird Friday, we do the high-low, the best and worst bits of the week. It's been a weird week to put together a high-low, right? It's definitely been a week that's had highs and lows for a lot of people. So it actually makes quite a lot of sense for a lot of people, doesn't it? High highs and low lows this week. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, producer Ben was tasked with putting together the high-low from his quarantine cave at home, and here it is.

Previously with ZM's Brian Clint. Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's Highs and Lows, which is normally when I give you all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. But this week I thought I'd just highlight all the high points of the show. And, yes, I should mention I am recording this on my phone at home. I'm currently sitting in my wardrobe. All right, let's get to it.

All this week we've been playing a new game called Quarantine Cluedo. It's basically where you call up and we have to guess which room in the house you're in. My question for you, Colonial Khan, is what's the smell like in the room that you're in? It actually smells good. It doesn't work anywhere else. So he's in the bathroom, the toilet or the laundry. Yeah. So I need to be very careful with my question.

What's the temperature of the room right now? Would you say it's the temperature of the room right now? Would you say it's room temperature? It's on the wall. That tells me how hot it is. I know where he is. It's the bathroom. I know where he is. Can, you're in the bathroom.

Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm in the bathroom. You didn't, colonial can! Logan, hi. Hello, Logan. Hello. Professor Plum, we're going to call Logan. Professor Plum. Oh, Professor Plum.

The room that you are in currently, have you ever slept in this room? No, I can't say I have. Okay, it's not a bedroom. Do you do any eating in this room? No. Probably bathroom or toilet. He could be in the garage.

Laundry. Laundry. People love to play the joke of being in the toilet. I think it's the toilet. Logan, are you in the toilet at the moment? I'm in the laundry. Oh, Professor Pl the toilet. Logan, are you in the toilet at the moment? I'm in the laundry. Oh, Professor Plum, you... Brie nearly got it.

Damn it, you sneaky sausage. So the national lockdown started this week, which means everyone has to stay at home unless your workers' class is essential. But we thought, what if you just started dating someone? Would you move in with them on this lockdown? And Emily, welcome to the show. Talk to us about dating during COVID-19.

What's going on? I've been seeing this guy for about two weeks. And I quite like him, and he seems to quite like me. We decided we're going to have to be in separate houses and virtual date for four weeks, which is longer than we've even been dating. You don't even know his last name. You're like, but we could just for, you know, four weeks. I just learned his last name on Saturday.

Wow. Emily, I can hear it in your voice. This is going to work. And at the end of it, you guys are going to be so jazzed to see each other. You need to book yourself a hotel room somewhere and not come out for a couple of days. There's going to be a lot of built up.

Have you guys done that yet, by the way? A little bit of indoor gardening. Yeah, just recently. There's going to be a lot of weeds to get rid of. Last week, we gave away $100,000 with ZM's Secret Sound.

And this was the winner's reaction. What the hell? Oh my gosh. And this was Bree's reaction. Now, what would happen if I remixed that?

Why did I come to work? For you just to take the piss out of me all the time. On Saturday, if I remix that. Why do I come to work? Oh my God! For you just to take the piss out of me all the time. On Saturday we get a message on our Facebook page from Keegan Miller. Hey, can you guys sample Bree's Oh My God from Secret Soundwin and remix it with Usher's Oh My God?

Yeah, thanks a lot, Keegan. You and I are not friends. Oh my! We've had producer Ben in isolation working on this for about four days now. And I'm excited to debut. The Brie Thomasale. Oh, my God. Official remix. Oh my god

How good is it? How good is it? And that's another week Of Bray and Clint's Highs and lows Done a little bit differently Inside my wardrobe See you this time next week

Scotty's good producer Ben Back in the closet Bray and Clint Let's rip into a Friday-okey, shall we? And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday-okey! I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke! Normally... Your buttons are wrong now. Oh, no. Normally, we would spend 15 minutes

with a professional audio engineer getting our song perfect. I'd much rather that. We would have multiple takes to get it right, and you would hear the finished product. We don't have that at the moment because our ZM show currently consists of three people and none of us know how to do that. There's no one else

here. There's no one here. Our bubble is very small. It's going to have to be live. Because he passed away on the weekend today as a tribute to Kenny Rogers Bree and I will be singing Islands in the Stream. You'll be Dolly. I'll be Kenny.

And it's going to be wonderful. If I am Dolly, I probably need to get into it. Don't have to. Hold on. Right, Bree, for those not on the live stream, has just stuffed a volleyball and a rugby ball up her top. That's pretty close, isn't it? They're a bit wonky because one's an oval.

Yeah, but all the ladies will know that you don't have two of the exact same. They're always a little bit different. God, if I spent as much money on mine as Dolly did, I'd want them to be the exact same size. I feel like Dolly Parton now. Okay, you're in character? Yeah. Okay, well, hang on. Let me just get this going and get that up,

and we should be good to go. You hit that space bar. All right. And let's kick into our first. We've done a live before. Remember, the last one of the year was live. That was a disaster. But this is our first ever live duet.

This duet. So this could go south. I know this is me versus you, but we are going to have to work together a little bit. Yeah, absolutely. All right, you hit that space bar. All right, here we go. Here we go.

It'll be your job to vote, New Zealand. Here we go, here we go. Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown I set out to find you With a fine tooth comb I was soft inside There was something going on That's you, Dolly. Oh, no.

There you go. You do something to me That I can't explain Hold me closer and I feel no pain. Every beat of my heart. We got something going on. And now we do it. Now we do it. Tender love is blind. It requires a dedication. All this love we feel needs no conversation, we ride it together, uh-huh. Making love with each other, uh-huh. Islands in the stream, that is what we are.

No one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me to another world. And we'll rely on each other. Uh-huh. From one lover to another. Uh-huh. Pretty good. Sorry, I'll let it off. Sorry.

I think my boobs stopped it. The best bit about this is Bree's fake boobs won't let her get close enough to the microphone. I can't get close. This is what Dolly Parton must go through. We're looking for five votes on 0800DIALZN right now to tell us who takes out Friday Oki this week. Yes, it was a duet, but if you had to choose somebody, who's it going to be? You can vote on the live stream too if you want.

You can also vote for my fake boobs if you want. They're its own person. Everything is out of whack at the moment. So is the timing of our Friday Oki. That's why you just heard us take on Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Island in the stream.

Live on ZM. We should be able to, we should be able to, we should be able to. There she is. Sorry, I'm really feeling my fake Dolly Parton boobs. If you were on the live stream, you might have heard Bree saying just before, should I get my boobs done? Maybe. Do you feel empowered?

I've never thought I should, but it feels quite empowering. These might be a bit too big. Wait till you go for a jog, then decide. Yeah, that's a good idea. Or you try and do a push-up or something. I could fit lots of stuff down here, though. You should try sleeping like that. Yeah.

It'd be like literally being pregnant, but on your chest. We need a winner. Someone to decide who did the best performance of Islands in the Stream for Friday Okie. Wilson's here. Hi, Wilson. Hi, Wilson. Hello, Breen, Clint. How are you? Good, and you? Not too bad. How's your lockdown going?

Good. I've had to start doing some schoolwork. Oh, boo. Who's your winner for Friday Okie? You two did really well. I asked my mum and she said that Clint, you did better. Oh, fair enough. Thank you, mum. I appreciate that.

Thanks, Wilson. Jane's here. Hey, Jane. Hi, Jane. G'day. Hello. How are you feeling, Jane? Really good.

I just got back from the supermarket and it was sweet as. Was it sweet as? You were straight through? Straight through. There were about 10 people in the line. Oh, that's good to hear. Good to hear. Yeah.

Who's your winner for Friday Okie? Bree, very enthusiastic, but Clint, you bossed it. Oh, thank you. I love the enthusiasm. Thanks, Jane. Good. Okay, I was worried that without some fake boobs, I wouldn't be able to pull it off. Jared's here. Hey, Jared. G'day, Jared. How you going, guys?

Good. How are you, mate? Oh, you're not too bad. Just driving around a paddock. Driving around a paddock. Oh, you're one of our tractor listeners. Nah, I'm a truck driver, bogey driver. Oh, right. Fair enough. Good to have you on board.

Who's your winner for Friday Oaky? Yeah, sorry, Bree, but I'm going to have to go Clint. That's all right, Jared. I'm used to it now. This has turned into a pantsing. Did you enjoy the duet, Jared? Did you enjoy the... Was the utter heart conveyed through the airwaves to you?

Yeah, no, it was good. I was having a good laugh anyway. Yeah, good. All right, thank you, Jared. See you, Jared. Iser. Ilza? Isla.

Isla. Hi. Hi, Isla. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Isla in the stream. Who's your vote for on Friday Oki?

Flint. Fair enough. I'm pretty used to losing these days. Thanks, Isla. Thank you. Jasmine. Jasmine, get it over with. Come on.

Who's your vote for? Unfortunately, Bree, I'm sorry. I've got to go Flint. Fair enough, Jasmine. It sounds like you were at a karaoke bar. No, it sounds like that every week for me, Jasmine. Jasmine, stay safe. Enjoy your weekend of lockdown, okay?

You too, guys. See you, Jazz. Be safe. I mean, I know I did good, but I didn't think I did 5-0 good. See what this does to you? Your head gets so big. It's as big as my boobs right now. head gets so big. It's as big as my boobs right now.

And that's big. RIP Kenny Rogers. That was our Kenny and Dolly Friday-oke for the week. Bree and Clint. Yeah. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. If you haven't heard this before, this is where you guys call up. We take your birthdays. We figure out what was the number one song topping the charts on your 16th birthdays. Hi, Cale. Hi, Cale. Hello. Hi, Cale. How are you?

G'day, Cale. Good, yourself? Good. Whereabouts are you, Cale? I'm actually working. I'm just in Shannon at the moment. What do you do for work? Are you a truck driver?

No, unfortunately, I'm an internet installer. Internet installer. Oh, right. Right, okay, very essential service at the moment. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday, Cale? 17th of August, 1996. All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 17th of August,

and this is your birthday banger. That's not bad. Not bad. For the Justice crew, the Aussie boys. They're the weirdest project, eh? Because they were on Australia's Got Talent. Australia's Got Talent is a dance crew and then they started to release music

like it was going out of fashion. Yeah, they were like, you guys are good, we've got to make you into a boy band. Yeah. The only problem is they've gone out of fashion now. Yeah, well, that's true. Ruthless, Kale. They performed at one of my Christmas parties once,

and one of them tried to do this weird spin thing on his hands, like a handstand and breakdancing, and he fell into this ice sculpture. It was real awkward. It's about fun for the Christmas party. Oh, he'll be known for it. No, it was a very good time at the Christmas party. Okay, KLU Justice crew. Ed, welcome to Birthday Banger.

Hi, Ed. How's it going? Good. How are you? Not too bad, thanks. That's good. Whereabouts are you at the moment? I was just on the way home from work.

Oh, nice. You're in essential service? Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. What's your birthday, Ed? 24th of November, cool. What's your birthday, Ed? 24th of November 92. Alright, you were 16 in 2008 on the 24th

of November and this is your birthday banger. Huge birthday banger. Rihanna and T.I. Live Your Life. How big was T.I. for a minute? He was pretty big, yeah.

And also, how big was that track that they sampled that? My, you're here. Remember the YouTube video that they got that from? Yeah, that was huge. It was Guy that went viral. What's the year for that one?

That was 2008. All right, 2008. Ed, do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, it's not too bad. Didn't like the, didn't mind the first one though. That was a pretty good old school one. Yeah, I like Boom Boom, Justice Crew. And Kim, welcome to Birthday Banger? Yeah, it's not too bad. I didn't mind the first one, though. That was a pretty good old school one. Yeah, I like Boom Boom, Justice Crew.

And Kim, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hi, Kim. Hey, hey. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. You feeling all right? I'm feeling all right. With a three-and-a-half-year-old, trying to explain to him, you know,

he can't go out. It's a bit hard. I can imagine. Yeah. It's like wrangling a wild animal. Yeah. What's like wrangling a wild animal? Yeah, he's missing his nan, but thank God it's like for technology like face calling and stuff.

So it kind of keeps us a bit sane. What have you said to explain the situation to your three and a half year old? He's a bit of a cutie. So I've kind of explained to him, you know, there's a virus around and we just can't go out. You know, just trying to explain to him in a way he can understand. And the little lad's like, oh, mum, we can just shut the door

and the virus will be gone. I was like, it's only going to be easy. I wish that was the case. He's listening to Jacinda because that's the advice. Shut the door and it will go away. Yeah, well, that's exactly it. Shut the door for a lot longer than what he thinks you have to shut it. Yeah, yeah.

What's your birthday, Kim? We'll do your birthday back. All right. 2nd of January, 1990. All right. You were 16 in 2006 on the 2nd of January. And back in 2006, this had a number one hit. Yes.

Madonna sampling ever. I'm all about the first one. The first one. Kale's one. Everyone liked that one, didn't they? Everyone loved Justice Crew. Yeah, okay. Okay, yeah, no, that's fine.

That's good. Who sings that? Madonna? Yeah, Madonna, yeah. Yeah, Madonna sings that one. It sounds like the people want to hear Justice Crew. Hey, I'm patriotic. I'll go a bit of Justice Crew.

The boys. Yeah, I'm all about it too. Boom, boom. Okay. It seems like everyone that's called up today, you want it, Kim, don't you? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Perfect.

Done deal. Here we go. The winner of birthday magazine. Thanks, Kim. See you, Kim. And this one's for you, Cal. Congrats, man. You win.

Cool. Thank you. Have a good hour, Cal. See you, Kim. And this one's for you, Cal. Congrats, man. You win. Cool. Thank you. Have a good hour, Cal. Your turn. And everything feels all right. Ladies, the drinks on me. Yeah, we can do shots all night. That's right.

I'm on that shit. I'm on it. And it's about to go, go down all night. We ain't going quick. And all I need is a few more chicks. The ladies be dropping so low, man. It's hot in here. And we got money to blow.

The party is rocking, the whole crew is popping. We own this, we got this, let's go. Calling those sexy girls all around the world. Looking at them fly up on cloud nine. Damn, you're so sexy. Oh, and the things you do drive me out of my, my, my, my Cause the body go boom, boom, boom New York to Cali

London, Miami Them girls be slamming Cause the body go boom, boom, boom Rio de Janeiro Moscow, Mumbai So sexy fly Cause the body go boom, boom, boom That girl you were 10 on my.

And you keep looking at me. No wings, but you so fly. If you got a man, tell him bye, bye, bye. Hey, ladies, we dropping. So no man is hot in here. And we got money to blow. The party is rocking. The whole room is popping.

We own this. We got this. Let's go girls all around the world looking at fling fly up on cloud nine Cause the body go boom, boom, boom New York to Cali London, Miami Them girls be slamming Cause the body go boom, boom, boom Rio de Janeiro Moscow, Mumbai

So sexy fly Cause the body go boom, boom, boom It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here Cause the body go boom, boom, boom It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here, it's getting hot Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom, boom It's getting hot in here, it's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here, boom, boom, boom, boom

Call me the sexy girls all around the world Lookin' at a plane fly up on cloud nine Do you so sexy? Oh, and the things you do Drive me out of my, my, my, my Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom New York to Cali London, Miami

Them girls be slamming Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom Rio de Janeiro Moscow, Mumbai So sexy fly Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom New York to Cali London, Miami

Them girls be slamming Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom ZM, Brian Clinton, that's a winner of Birthday Banger. From Justice Crew, it's called Boom Boom. Oh, the music. Was this the best Justice Crew song? They had heaps. They had quite a few. What else is in the system? Oh, Best Night was quite good, wasn't it, from Justice Crew?

Yeah, Best Night was very good. They're probably still going. You can probably book them. Should I look? Yeah, obviously not right now and probably not for a while. True bookings. Who are they up to?

Yeah. Here we go. If they've got an active Instagram, you can book them. Oh my God, should we bring them over here for an event? Yeah. I'd be pleased.

Let's bring them over for our first out of quarantine party. So this is what they're doing. There's one guy. Do you remember there was twins in Justice Crew? Yeah. One of the twins is DJing now. Good.

That's cost cutting. That's helpful. One of the other ones, he's an MC and or host. That's helpful too because he can introduce the band. Yeah. And then you can book them as a group. Yeah. The whole Justice Crew.

Yeah. So many options. Or you can also book a as a group. Yeah. The whole Justice crew. Yeah, there's so many options. Or you can also book a workshop. Really? Yeah. A workshop? It'd be like a dance workshop. I wonder if you can book all of them for jury duty and just...

Yeah, probably. Rent a crowd. Bree and Clint. Day two of lockdown. Day two of... Don't think about the in number. Don't think about the in number. Don't think about the in number. There's no good can come of that.

You know what I like to do when I'm at home? I like to pretend I'm in the Big Brother house and I'm like one of the last housemates left and my flatmate Alan and Annabelle are the last two flatmates. And one of you is going to win a million dollars. Yeah, and sometimes I just vote them out of things and they don't realise it. Yeah, that's fun too.

We're going to do it tonight where we all vote for our least favourite housemate. We kind of are on Big Brother at the moment because we're live on Facebook too. Yeah. So stay tuned for after the show for Big Brother Uncut as well. Yeah, that's going to be a few more drinks I think. If you are the sort of person who likes a little flutter, you know, head down the TAB, chuck a cheeky bet on the Highlanders or get something going on the cricket. Or maybe you're fully feral with your betting

and you like to bet on the dogs. Whatever floats your boat, you know. None of that is working at the moment. None of that's available because everything is shut down. Or is it? The TAB have listed the top five sports that people in New Zealand are betting on this weekend. What are they? Okay, so obviously nothing in New Zealand are betting on this weekend. What are they? Okay, so obviously nothing in New Zealand because nothing's happening. Number five, the fifth biggest sport to bet on this week is the Ukrainian club friendlies football. Oh, yeah?

Don't really know the team, so I'd kind of just be guessing. It's hard to bet on that, isn't it? Yeah. If football's not your thing, you can bet on the Moscow Liga Pro table tennis tournament. Oh, that'd be cool to watch. Yeah, I don't,

this is the problem, I don't know if anyone's showing it. Like, does Sky have the rights to the Moscow Liga Pro? So you just have to take someone's word for it. Well, yeah. You're like,

such and such won. You're like, hey, where can I check? They're like, just trust us. Trust me, you lost. They did, yeah. Give me your money.

If table tennis is good, the third most popular thing to bet on at the TAB this weekend is the Ukrainian Table Tennis Cup. Damn, Ukraine's got all the sport going on. Ukraine, isn't it? Yeah. Table tennis, though, I don't really know much about that sport,

so I don't want to bet on it too much. Number two is more interesting to me. You can bet on the Tajikistan Tajikistan Tajikistan Tajikistan National Basketball League. It's like Tajikistan's NBA.

They've got Tajikistanian LeBron James. I haven't been following the comp so it's quite difficult to bet on that. Alright, alright. Well then your only real option is number one, which is the Russian exhibition tennis. Could be good, because the Russians love a bit of, you know,

you know, the old go fast juice. It could be the fastest game of tennis you've ever seen. Like, you think Serena's good, wait till you see a fully juiced Russian athlete. Yeah, that could be quite good. But see, I think all of these sports, they have one thing in common. I've never seen them or heard of them.

So it's quite hard to bet on stuff where you... The leagues. You know, you're not really sure. I've got you. I've got you here in this situation. I've put together five sports that you can bet on in your own house. And you will know the result

because you're betting with the people that you live with. Yeah. Here's some options for you. Just get a ring going. Get everybody in. Decide the day that you're betting with the people that you live with. Yep. Here's some options for you. Just get a ring going, get everybody in, decide the day that you're doing, and bet on the first person that day to say the word COVID-19. Oh, good. First person to say the word COVID-19.

You can all be in and you try not to say it for as long as you can. Yep. First person to say it loses. You could also bet on which flatmate does a number two first during the day. Yeah, that'd be a great option. And you know what? There's pretty good odds at our flat for a certain person. Yeah.

I know who those odds are on. No, it's not me. Yeah, it's you. No. You're paying zero. No, I'm a night time. You're paying $1.01. I'm a night time pooer.

There's lots of things you can bet on. You can bet on the first person who's going to say, damn, this thing's going to last longer than four weeks, guys. We're in this for longer than four weeks. Yep. You could bet on the first person to say, man, what day of the week even is it? I've lost track.

My flatmate said that yesterday. Yep. You can also bet on the first person in the house to bother putting pants on for the day, which could be a multi-day event. That could be like test cricket. Yeah, you could do a multi-bet. Yeah.

You've got no idea how long that's going to go for. Do a three-way bet on that. So good luck, everybody. Pick your bookie, put your money in, and bet responsibly, I guess. Yeah, bet responsibly. Bree and Clint. Guys, I'm about to help you out. I'm about to save you because, obviously, it's going to be a long four weeks.

Let's be real. We're in day two. And I read an article that was talking about the five must-have apps that you need over the next four weeks. Cool. So obviously I was super interested in this. I was like, I'm going to download all of them. Turns out I already had quite a few.

Right. So the first top one. Tender Grindr Bumble. It's been, yeah, well, you know, for some people. It's been rated 4.8 stars and it is the House Party app. Yeah, see, I've got to get that for a party I'm on tonight, but I've got no idea about it. Oh, my God, I've got so many notifications from it already.

So essentially the House Party app, it's like a social network where you connect with people and you can do video calls but then you can also play games with people whilst on a video call. So it's all within the same app. There's like 10 games built in there. Can you put music on?

Because I want one. I don't think so. I want one where it's linked to Spotify and so I get you on my TV and we get producer Ellie on the TV too and then on the screen you link it to Spotify and you choose a song for your house party and we've all got the same song at the same time. No, I don't think that. But if you share a Spotify account with someone,

you can do that, can't you? I can only be playing from one device at a time. Oh, yeah, true. Anyway, if you don't have House Party yet, I'm telling you, you're going to have it in the next couple of days. Yeah. It is the app that everyone is on. And to be honest, it was so cool.

Last night I downloaded it. I was talking to one of my friends I haven't talked to in months because she had downloaded it. But be careful. People can call you and actually connect with you without you actually saying answer. Yeah, it's quite interesting. Oh, I don't want that app.

And then say you and I are talking. Really? You can get onto my phone without me picking it up? Pretty much. Say you and I are talking in a conversation. If you don't lock the conversation, Ellie can just jump on our conversation whenever she wants to. Yeah, cool.

Guess which app I'm never getting? House Party app. It's fun. It's so much fun. Anyway, the next app that is a must-have app is, of course, TikTok. It's also been rated 4.8 stars. If you haven't got TikTok yet, where have you been? TikTok is blowing up.

Where have you been, bitch? Where have you been, bitch? Grandma. Oh, no, that's not appropriate for the radio. No, don't do any of this to me. Anyway, TikTok, very fun. You can spend so much time on that app and just waste time. But it's very fun, especially over the next four weeks

where you're going to have quite a lot of time. TikTok's weird in that it's all people, unlike Instagram and Facebook where you just see stuff from people you follow, it's all randoms. And there's almost no point in following anyone on TikTok because it's just a big slushy algorithm of the good stuff anyway. Yeah, so the For You page that's called. And on the For You page, it pretty much puts into your feed

a bunch of different stuff, usually from the area that you're in. Yeah, it's good. Which is kind of cool. Another app that you should be downloading, if you're into your fitness, obviously all the gyms are closed, 30 Day Fitness it's called. Pretty much it's an app where you can do workouts on the app with an instructor.

Oh, yeah. I saw Chris Hemsworth made his online gym free yesterday. Yeah, so cool. A lot of people going nuts for that for obvious reasons. And if you get it, you're guaranteed to look like Thor, I heard. Yeah. Just for downloading it. That's a pretty good guarantee.

I mean, obviously, there's a lot of other options for that. Les Mills and TVNZ have just partnered where they're going to be showing fitness classes on the TV, which is very cool. Yeah. And there's a lot of different apps doing the same thing where you can, for yoga, if you're into yoga, you can tune into an online yoga class. Oh, Yoga Glow is quite a good one. Which is very cool.

There's a few trending paid apps as well. There's a lot of mental health game apps that are doing quite well at the moment and a lot of people are downloading because that's super important to remember in times like this, exercising and obviously taking care of your mental health. So if you look into that, it's called Mental Games app, and it's pretty much advertised as a fun psychology game and exercise to help reduce stress, which is kind of cool, and lower anxiety, which is super important in times like this.

Then there's another really interesting app. This is the last one I'll give you. It's called Forest. Have you heard of this? No. So essentially it's an app to help you increase your productivity. So very important in a time like this. Does it keep you off your phone? Essentially, yes. So what it does, it uses a plant and a seed in a forest. So what happens is you plant a seed and it says pretty much in the next 30 minutes, this seed will gradually grow into a tree. So it's like a game. And pretty much the only way

it's going to grow into a tree is if you can resist temptation to start browsing certain apps and websites that you've put into this app. 30 minutes. 30 minutes. Are we that weak? I mean, I am, but as a community. We are. But, I mean, kind of a cool idea. No, it's a great idea. Yeah, and it kind of gives you, like, I don't know, like a cool way of, like, it's kind of like a Tamagotchi,

but for adults. Yeah, right. Being like. The first ever app that doesn't want you to check it. It's quite amazing. Yeah. Interesting, hey. Anyway, there's some of the apps that you can download that might help you over the next four weeks.

Nice. Bree and Clint. Right now, though, we want to play Quarantine Cluedo with you. It's our new game where we try and guess which room of the house you're in. Because everyone is at home, and of course we are endorsing people staying at home, and we're going to play a game.

We've got about a 50-50 strike rate with this game. We get to ask a question each before guessing which room you're in. Rowan, you're in your own house in Dunedin, correct? That is true, yeah. Okay, Rowan. Who are you quarantined with, by the way? What's your bubble look like? The whole whānau, so I've got three young kids and my wife.

Wonderful. And how lovely is it just slowing down for a bit and spending time with them? Yeah, it's awesome. We walk every day and just chilling out. Wonderful. Good to hear, Rowan. We like to give our players Cluedo names before we kick off. I'm going to say Rowan's name can be Professor Placenta.

Professor Placenta. Lovely. Strange name, but it's yours. Professor Placenta. Lovely. Strange name, but it's yours. It's your name. It's the name you were born with, Professor Placenta. Okay, I've got a question for you. The room that you are in currently, are your children allowed in there unsupervised?

No, not at the moment, actually. Okay, interesting. Now, Rowan, I might have a bit of a personal quarantine Cluedo question for you. Professor Placenta, were any of your kids created in the room that you're in right now? No. Ooh, that takes out a few rooms.

Which ones? The lounge, the bedroom? Bathroom, maybe. Doesn't take out that many rooms in my house. Oh, the kitchen. I've only got three kids, so yeah. Probably the kitchen. I'm going to say, Rowan,

your kids need to be supervised in the room, but now specifically, now is bath time. So are you in the bathroom, Professor Placenta? No, I'm not. Where are you? I'm currently in a bedroom that's getting done up. So there's tools and all sorts of stuff around.

Right. Professor Placenta, you scoundrel. You snookered us. Okay, thank you. Let's go to Catherine who's here for Quarantine Cluedo. Hi, Catherine. Hiya. How's your quarantine going?

Yeah, not bad at the moment, not bad. Catherine, I'm going to name you Colonial Custard. When you say colonial, do you mean colonel? Yeah. Yeah, right. Because it's spelt like colonel. Colonial custard. Colonial custard.

It's the custard that the early settlers brought to New Zealand. Catherine, for your quarantine Cluedo, the room that you're in currently, when guests come over, do they generally visit that room? No, they do not. Hmm, interesting. Very interesting. Okay, I've got a question.

The room that you're currently in, do you say you most of the time don't wear pants? I do wear pants most of the time in this room. See how she was hesitant? Yeah. Which means some people probably wouldn't wear pants in the room that she's in. But it's not going to be a bathroom or a toilet. It's a bedroom.

Oh. I reckon it's a bedroom. But whose bedroom? Well, let's just go with bedroom first and then we can double guess. All right. Colonial custard. Are you in a bedroom? No.

Well, then we're out. Where are you? I'm in our home office. Some people would wear no pants. How much time are you spending in your home office with your pants off, Catherine? Quite a bit. I don't know what sort of business you run there. It's totally fine.

Colonial Custard, they have let out those free prescriptions for those certain websites lately, haven't they? They sure have. I love her. Finally, let's go to Sayani. Hi, Sayani. Hi. Hello, how are we?

Sayani, your turn to name the character. Sayani. I'm going to talk to her while you come up with it. Sayani, how are you? How are you feeling? I'm good, I'm good. How are you? Not too bad.

Whereabouts in New Zealand are you? Wellington. Okay, great. And you're staying safe? I am, yes. Staying in my own home. I think I've got it. You've got it?

Sargent Rectum. Good. Sargent Rectum. Or as more like a short version, Sarrectum. Sarrectum. Sarrectum. Srectum. Srectum. Srecky. Surrectum. Surrectum.

Surrectum. Surreky. Here you go, you ask her a question. The room that you're in, does it have curtains? Um, no. No. Interesting, Surrectum. Would you say the room that you're in is one of your favourite rooms? No.

It's not the toilet. It's not the bedroom. It's not the kitchen. Bedrooms and kitchens would be a favourite. No, not the lounge. It's a laundry, a shed, like a garage. I reckon it could be the toilet. Who doesn't like the toilet?

Why would you like the toilet? It's relaxing. There's no one that gets to talk to you. You can put on some nice music and scroll your Instagram. The laundry is all about work. Yeah, it's a laundry. Laundry. And no one has been in the laundry yet.

Laundry. Sergeant Rectum, are you in the laundry? No, I'm not. I'm in the garage. Oh! I said garage was an option too. All right, yes. Sergeant Rectum.

Sergeant Rectum. You've done it again. You've beat us. Well and truly. Say hello to your husband, colonial constipated. Dr Gooch. Bree and Clint. A bit of a show suggestion.

If you haven't thought of it, Storage Wars or Container Wars, which is like the bigger version of Storage Wars, one of my favourite shows where people essentially, there's a group of people that go out to these storage lockers and they bid on these lockers where people have stopped paying the rent on them. Yeah, but you don't get to go in, eh? No. They roll the door up and you have to buy it based

on what you can see. Yeah, so essentially you can have a look inside the door. Such a great idea. And decide how much you want to pay. Some people get caught in a bidding war and they pay like 10 grand for a box of old nappies. Yeah, so it's all about like, I guess, realising or recognising what could be worth something in the locker and then paying, you know,

obviously the amount that you think. But there was an article that came out about some of the biggest fines that those people that are on that show have had. What do you get fined for? No, the biggest fines, like fined. Oh, what they found. Yeah, like stuff that they found. Oh, right, right, right.

That are worth the most money or that are really rare. One of the things that one of the guys found, inside one of the lockers, there was a stack of old newspapers, which obviously people would go, oh, not that big of a deal. One of the newspapers reported on the death of Elvis Presley. Yep. Apparently super, super rare, that paper, and it was also in really good condition.

The newspapers ended up selling for more than $90,000. Whoa. Which is crazy, right? Do you have any old newspapers, like from momentous occasions? Not that old, no. Right. Do you have any old newspapers from momentous occasions? Not that old, no. Right. Do you? Yeah, I've got the Rotorua Daily Post from the day the Twin Towers came down. Oh, yeah.

This is the thing. I feel like it needs to be a big newspaper too. They probably had the New York Times from that day, not the Rotorua Daily Post. It was probably on the front page. I've also got the Time magazine that came out when Michael Jackson died. Oh, yeah. Which I think may have gone down in value recently. Probably.

I'd say so, unfortunately. There was a really big payout for a guy called Daryl, who's one of the characters on the show. He invested in one of the storage lockers for $3,600 which is quite a lot. If you watch

the show, like some of the lockers, if you're paying that much, that's quite a lot of money for these lockers because they3,600, which is quite a lot. If you watch the show, like some of the lockers, if you're paying that much, that's quite a lot of money for these lockers because they're not super big. But it did pay off for him because he ended up finding inside a piece of art by a guy named Frank Gertiez. Have you ever heard of him? Yep. Which, no, you haven't.

Which apparently they were like, this is fake. It's a Gert you haven't. Which apparently they were like, this is fake. It's a gertie, yeah. Yeah, they were like, this is fake. Turns out it wasn't fake. It was worth $300,000. Holy shit. Which is crazy, right? That's what I think whenever I see a painting at the Salvation Army.

I'm like, it's probably a Dali. Well, that's what you think because you do hear those stories and it puts it in your brain. So you take it home and you're like, this is probably a Dali. Well, that's what you think because you do hear those stories and it puts it in your brain. So you're like, oh. So you take it home and they're like, this is from Spotlight. Exactly. There's a couple on the show called Dan and Laura and they were at one of the events and they bought a locker

and they paid about $1,000 for the unit. Anyway, inside was a bunch of Spanish gold coins. Whoa. They were real and they were worth half a million dollars. Like pirate treasure? Yes. Wow. Isn't that wild?

Yeah. But I've left the biggest one till last. There was one storage unit discovery which pretty much tops it all. He essentially bought this locker and there was a safe inside. Yeah. Which, I mean, every time you see a safe, you're like, here we go. Something good's got to be in there. There could be something good.

Most of the time there's not. No. Most of the time there's nothing in there. It's empty. That wasn't the case this time when he found $7 million inside the safe. $7 million inside the safe. $7 million. Cash. Do you get to keep it or do the cops come in and go,

that must be drug money? So they reckon that the previous owner must have died and not come back for it. Can you imagine how gutted you'd be if you died with $7 million in a safe? Well, you wouldn't be. You'd be dead. Yeah, that's true. You'd be fine.

Yeah, you'd be, yeah. You'd be like, oh, I don't need it now. Sweet, I'm good. Still. Crazy, right? Get out there, buy a few storage lockers. No, stay home. Oh yeah, stay home for now. Every day we're playing a morale boosting

request to try and boost the mood of the nation. Yeah, you guys get to pick it if you want to text us a 9696, something you want to hear. Maybe you'll boost your mood a little bit. We've rapidly tried to collate the best requests that have come through. And now we're going to pick. Is the song for a Friday afternoon, the second day of lockdown, heading to a full weekend of lockdown. Is it this song right here this is fun this song is pure fun the village people

or is the right song to play today for our morale boosting request a bit of Queen stop me now good time Or is the right song to play today for our morale boosting request a bit of Queen? Stop me now. Having a good time. Don't stop me. Because I'm having a good time.

Having a good time. Shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger. Given a choice, I feel like that would be producer Ellie's number one choice. Yeah. Is it Brie's favourite song? Sorry, second favourite song behind the Big Bang Theory. I hate that song. Why do you hate this song so much? It's just been so overplayed at every event, every year, every time.

I feel the same. This song and Blur song two, the Wahoo song. Yeah. Every single try the Crusaders scored

for 15 years that song would come on. They played it, yeah. Okay, well that's good. I think we're on the same page there. The only other request that we thought was good

to get on there was the High School Musical one. And I don't have the High School Musical song they suggested. I only have one High School Musical song and it's Musical one. And I don't have the High School Musical song they suggested. I only have one High School Musical song, and it's this one. High School Musical, Breaking Free. I picked that, but you guys can deliberate.

We were, the other one they suggested was We're All In This Together. Which is so great. Which is perfect for right now. We're all in this. Could you play it off Spotify? Nah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could play it off Spotify.

It would be on there, I'd say. Yeah. We're All In This Together. Yeah, I could try. Let's just go with what we've got here. I've got that song loaded, ready to go. Okay. Can't trust the internet at the moment.

Maybe we can go back to back. Ellie, do you have a preference of song that you would like before we lock it in? Breezed All In on High School Musical. I do quite like High School Musical. Freddie Mercury is also one of my faves, but I could do some HSM. Yeah, I always like High School Musical. Yeah. Just because it's something you would never hear

on the radio. That's true. That's why I like it. Someone has just texted us, if you effin' play High School Musical, I'm reporting you

to Ross Boss. Ross Boss's email is ross.boss at nzb.co.nz. Here's your morale boosting request, New Zealand. There's a star in

flying There's not a star Here's your morale boosting request New Zealand. You know the world can see us in a way that's different than who we are. Creating space between us till we're separate hearts. But your faith, it gives me strength, strength to believe. We're breaking free. It gives me strength, strength to believe. We're breaking free. We're soaring, flying. There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach. If we're trying, yeah, we're breaking free.

Oh, we're breaking free. Rising till it lifts us up So everyone can see We're soaring Flying There's a star in heaven that we can't reach If we're trying Yeah, we're breaking free Oh, we're breaking free. Oh, we're breaking free. Love and promise. Get to that place to be all that we can be.

Now's the time. So we're breaking free. We're breaking free. More than hope. More than faith. This is truth. This is fate. And together we see it coming.

More than you. More than me. Not a one. Not a need. Both of us. Breaking free. We're soaring. Flying. Here's our story. We're soaring Flying

Is our story Heavy but we can breathe If we're trying Yeah, we're breaking free Breaking free We're running Climbing To get to the place To be all that we can be We'll see you next time. In a way that's different than who we are

ZD and Bree and Clint, that is our morale boosting request for the day. I feel like Ellie and I just impregnated each other. I think we did, yeah. The best bit is if you've been watching our live stream on Facebook is Bree and Ellie thought they were doing this incredible duet. It was good. And they were like pointing at each other for who should take the next line. But we can't broadcast any music on our live stream on Facebook is Brie and Ellie thought they were doing this incredible duet. It was cool. And they were like pointing at each other for who should take the next line. But we can't broadcast any music on our live stream.

So it was just you guys cold. I feel like it was on point acapella anyway. Yeah, we'll go with that. Yeah, right. Oi, back to back. I think I'm feeling it. Back to back, I'm feeling it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to back high school musical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we're out of time. Oh, back, I'm feeling it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Back to back high school musical. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're out of time.

Oh, no. We've been doing this all week as a bit of positivity. It's our good feeling news. I get a good feeling. News only that makes you feel good at the moment because there's enough news that makes you feel stressed and worried, right? Yes. So three stories today for good good feeling news first one you know that teddy bear um uh movement that's

going on the teddy bear hunt where everyone's putting a teddy bear in their window we talked about it yesterday yep have you seen the taranaki farmer who has put up the um world's biggest teddy bear i did see this out of hay yeah he's made it out of hay bales. Yeah. Yeah, it's very creative. I mean, I don't know how many kids are walking past his farm. They might be. It looks very rural, though. It does, yeah. And the idea is don't go too far away from your house. But yeah, that's Kauai. His name

is Ted. Shut the hell up. What? Oh, I thought you meant the farmer's name is Ted. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, that's taking the piss. No, the farmer has the most farmer name of all time. His name is Bruce. Oh, yeah.

Bruce Nickel. Bruce. And he's made Ted for the teddy bear hunt. So there you go. That's your first good feeling news. No, I wish his name was Ted. Another one. Don't get a good feeling.

We talked about this earlier in the show. Les Mills have teamed up with TVNZ and they're doing free workouts live on TVNZ2 every day. Such a great idea from both parties. And I think people will really actually use that. It's genius. At 9am and 3pm every day on TVNZ2, you can do a Les Mills workout in your lounge that will be on the TV.

And the cool thing about this is if you're doing it with other people around the country, you're all going to be working out at the exact same time. Same time, like you're going to a class with someone. I've actually been training my flatmate Annabelle. Have you? Yeah. I got out this cattle stock whip that I have in my room, and I just kind of run, Annabelle,

and we put some oil on the floor in the kitchen. Have you seen that hack? Yeah. And then you hold the bench of the kitchen. Yeah. And then the oil, and it's like a treadmill. Yeah, that's not what this is. What you're talking about, that's not what this is.

You're talking about some weird sadomasochistic BDSM flatmate whippage. No. With cooking oil. It's called personal training I'm talking about a good Les Mills thing that's happening The 3pm one is special kids workouts too Oh cool

So you can tucker them out Before you put them to bed Yeah put them down for a nap And Brie's going to live stream Whipping her flatmate Annabelle too Seriously If anyone else wants to be Personally trained by me

Yeah Any takers? Then after the quarantine Because I can't come over now Obviously One more Don't get a good feeling to be personally trained by me. Yeah. Any takers? Then after the quarantine, because I can't come over now, obviously. One more. Don't get a good feeling. So many celebrities are doing live streams at the moment,

and there's some really, really good ones. Anika Moore today live streamed where she played. Oh, yeah, tuned into this. Yeah, she played her Songs for Bubba's album, so kids could jump on there on Instagram Live, and she's going to do it again on Sunday. She said, warning, she'll probably be hung over for the Sunday one. Yeah. Is she going to do more songs?

Well, yeah. She did three or four. I think she did like five or six. She did them until she was a bit exhausted, I think. But Hillary Barry's going live every morning at the moment. Yeah, I love Hilbers. This morning Hillary Barry went live from her own

kitchen and she shared her cheese scone recipe. Have a listen to this. We're going for a little look. Oh, there we go. Did that sit my glasses? See how the glasses steam up? You can't do that.

Hang on. Let's just whip those out. How easy are they, though? I mean, in all seriousness. Here we go. There they are out of the oven. If there's anything that's going to make you feel good right now, it's a cheese scone from Hilary Barry.

Absolutely. That Facebook Live is still on her Facebook page, by the way. Oh, if you want to go have a look at it. If you need some inspo. And there you go. That's your good feeling news for the day. Oh, we've got to play the thing again. Get a good feeling.

There you go. Yeah. Bree and Clint. This weekend, what are you doing? You're staying home and you're watching TV. That's exactly what you're doing. You're not leaving. Because that's what you need to do to save the goddamn human race.

Okay, and we're proud of you for doing it. But we know that while you're doing that, you're going to need something to watch. You're going to need some entertainment because you're only human, baby. Yeah, I mean, it's getting grim at home for me. I've watched everything already. Well, maybe you haven't. Maybe together we can share our television show suggestions and you can find

something new to watch. I've got quite a few, actually. Do you? Okay, well, we'll go one for one. These are our favourite suggestions of things you can watch at the moment. My first one is not on Netflix, which I know is controversial. People only have Netflix. Amazon Prime. You can get a free seven-day trial,

and honestly you could watch the whole two seasons in the first seven days. And it's been out for ages, but I just watched Fleabag, and it is phenomenal. Oh, yeah, it's pretty good. It's so good. She is hilarious. It's British humour, if you like that. It's hugely inappropriate, so don hilarious. It's British humour if you like that. It's hugely inappropriate, so don't watch it if you're quarantined with your parents.

Or do if you've got inappropriate parents. Fleabag on Amazon Prime is phenomenal. If you've got Netflix, I mean everyone has Netflix, so you don't have to go out of your way. Tiger King is a documentary about this guy who owns exotic cats, but then it turns into a murder investigation and it turns into him running for president. It's absolutely one of the most wild documentaries I've ever seen in my life.

It's getting similar hype to Serial when Serial first came out. It is crazy. Anyway, I think it's like four or five episodes. Sorry, Making a Murderer is what I meant. Making a Murderer. Yeah, I knew what you meant. It's very good. Very good.

Okay, back to Netflix as well. I've only watched season one, but people are fizzing for season three, and apparently season two was good as well. Ozark. Yeah, my parents watched this. Yeah, with Jason Bateman. I watched the first one. I thought it was good. It's very, very reminiscent of watched this. Yeah, with Jason Bateman. I watched the first one. I thought it was good.

It's very, very reminiscent of Breaking Bad. Yeah. Like a straight collar guy who gets cast into a world of drug dealing and stuff like that. A lot of similarities. But yeah, people have fizzed for it. They said that the new season, season three, which has come out, is amazing. So I'm considering picking up Ozark this weekend. Okay.

Yeah, there's a lot of people that talk very highly of that show. This one is on TVNZ On Demand, which is an awesome streaming platform and completely free. Yeah. Very good show. I know it was on about a year ago, but the whole season is on there. I've heard it's very funny. Celebrity Treasure Island.

Very, very good show to catch up on If you didn't watch it No spoiler alerts either Nah no spoilers We definitely haven't talked about who won or anything But I heard probably one of the best shows of the year last year Right you really are scraping the barrel already Excuse me

You're recommending shows that you're on I mean it's a good point. What about have you been paying attention also on TVNZ on tomorrow? Yeah, right, right. I know I'm on that one too. Yeah, right. Do you want to plug your TikTok or anything? At Brie Thomasel on TikTok.

Apparently The Outsider on Neon is amazing too. A few creepy, gruesome Stephen King shows. Yeah. That's getting big props. The Outsider, that's on Sky as well. And my last suggestion, Self Made. It's on Netflix as well. I've watched the whole thing.

Very good. It's short. It's only four episodes. It's based on a real woman who started her own hair company back in the early 1900s. Very inspiring. The first ever self-made female millionaire in America and she's African-American. Crazy. You've got to watch it. There you go. Enjoy your weekend's viewing, everybody.

You don't even need to go outside. Celebrity Treasure Island, that was on TVNZ On Demand if you want to catch up on that. Yeah, cool, man. Thanks. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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