ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 28th 2019

Episode Date: March 28, 2019

TwinsRetirement moneyDean McCarthy live from LABohemian Rhapsody chinaWhat did you find in your food?New Kardashian seasonVANUTE mechanical updateWhats The Plot!How much weight did you lose?Birthday Banger!A story from STRAYAWhat can be said during sex and the drive-thru…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hello. Hello. Hello. Producer Ben said it can be a short podcast intro today, so please enjoy. I feel like I'm ripping people off. What was the point? Was anyone tuning in?

Is this anyone's favourite bit of the podcast? Maybe not. Maybe they're like, oh, thank God that's over. Oh, I always skip through this bloody jargon. Don't skip through yesterday's one. We went deep into Bree's sex life. Oh, well, why would you say deep and then say my sex life? Oh, yeah.

What, is it more of a shallow sex life? Very shallow. Is it more of a just the tip situation? Oh, that is gross for me. That is gross for me. That was, but, oh. Oh, Ellie laughed. No, don't do that thing where you leave me on my own again

after I've said something and you just sit there and you don't say anything and then it sounds like I'm talking to myself. Fuck. Ah, you laughed. There you go. Now they know you're still here. We should have got out when you finished it.

Yeah, told you. Here's the podcast. Enjoy. ZM. Let's go. Now let me see your dance. Good afternoon. Welcome to the show. That was last minute. We were just sitting back relaxing and then we're like, we're on. Not relaxing, man. I was working my little butt off. Yeah, same. You were watching Instagram. I was writing what's the plot actually for today's game.

Well, I work my butt off in that segment. So we're even. Well, yeah, okay. Yeah, it remains to be seen. If I put another Harry Potter one in there today, I mean, you work,

you sweat, but you never win. I should, you know, you know what we're going to do before the end of the year? We're going to do an all Harry Potter based what's the plot.

No. Yeah, just one. No. Just one. Because that's your kryptonite. Oh. But I'll give you plenty of warning so you can go and watch all the Harry Potter films before we do the segment. That is so much of my life that I don't want to give up to those.

I'll get a real, and we'll get a real Potter head on to play you as well. A pot head? A pot head, yeah. Is that what they call them? Ellie will know. Ellie, what do you call Harry Potter fans? What's the official term for someone who loves Harry Potter? I feel very awkward because I actually don't think I know.

Oh. Someone will text us. Hold on, wait. Yeah, someone will text through. They're always good on the text. What are Harry Potter fans called? They're potheads. Are they potheads?

I don't mind it. No, it's good. You have to ask the community what they like to call themselves. Potterheads. Potterheads. Nah, I like potheads better. Yeah, okay. Well, either way, that's not today's game.

There'll be a different game of What's the Plot coming up later today. How do you hotbox a broom? Next on the show, I've got a story. Well, actually, this is a story you wanted to bring to the show I've got a story Well actually this is a story You wanted to bring to the show That never quite made it How would you sum up the story? Oh that is

Without giving it away Yeah A woman's pregnant Yeah At the same time With two different men Yeah there you go You kind of gave the whole story away No this Yeah Same time with two different men. Yeah, there you go.

You kind of gave the whole story away, but... No, this... Yeah, kind of. I would have probably said, a lady has given birth to twins. Oh, but now you're giving the rest away. Oh. Stick around. There'll be some other details in there

that you'll enjoy as well. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Okay, this story we've got for you'll enjoy as well. Brie and Clint, Zedim. Zedim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Okay, this story we've got for you is a weird one and we're going to have to explain it properly. Okay, so I want you to tell the first half of it, the story you were going to tell last week that I wish we'd got on the show. So I read about this story last week of a woman who was pregnant with twins, but each baby was to a different father. Yeah. That's pretty much it.

That's it? Yeah. Okay, cool. There's an update on that story. So what I read on that story was that, because in China, apparently, when you do the birth registration, you have to have a compulsory DNA test.

Really? Yeah. So that's how they found out that one of the babies didn't share the DNA of the father. One of the twins didn't have the same DNA as the guy who was there to go, these are my babies. They're like, that one is and that one isn't. So apparently the woman who gave birth to them went on the offensive and was like, you guys are lying on the test.

To her husband, you've switched the results. You're lying here. This isn't my fault. You're making this all up. This is not my fault. She's come out now and said she actually had an affair. She had a one night stand while she was pregnant. No, no, it can't have been while

she was pregnant. No, not while she was pregnant. It would have been within the window. It would have been within the window. So she's gone ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. Can you imagine her? She would have been like, that's not true. You guys have got it wrong. Someone's not doing it.

Oh, no, wait a minute. No, wait. I do recall one night actually. You guys are lying. You're making all this up. I only slept with two guys that week. Oh. actually. You guys are lying. You're making all this up. I only slept with two guys that week. Oh.

So the phenomenon of getting pregnant to two people at once. Really rare, right? It's called heteropaternal super fecundation. Heteropaternal superfecundation. Thank God you finished that word. Yeah. Jesus. Oh, yeah, whoops.

I love how you said it three times. The man, the father, has come, obviously, so now he knows one of the babies is his and one isn't. Ah, crappy situation to be in. For her as well. I mean, I know she cheated, but she's in a bind. Yeah, because then she got caught. Yeah, she got caught.

Also the kids. Like, anyway, the dad has come forward. How strange can I say for those two kids growing up? Yeah. They were born on the exact same day. They're twins. But then what if one guy, what if one guy was black? Or like one guy looked, you know what, completely different. One was real tall.

Or one was super tall. They're going to look completely different. I look completely different to my siblings. Yeah, true. The dad has decided that he will raise the one that is his and he wants nothing to do with the other one. So that's a way to bring down the mood. Yeah, I know.

Say that word you're trying to say. Heteropaternal super fecundation. Okay, let's go to a song. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you are saving for your first home at the moment, good. Keep going. Keep putting money away.

Every little bit counts. Don't have that takeaway coffee today. Close that ASOS window, baby. I spent all mine on that damn Venute. You did, but that's an appreciating asset. Yeah. It'll only get more. It'll only go up in value.

Exactly right. Because some would say that it's currently at rock bottom. So the only way is up. Can't get worse. I have figures. Keep going with the house thing, all right? Because that's important. That is totally important.

That's going to be the foundation of your financial security for the rest of your life. I have some figures here, though, that have been released by Massey University in New Zealand that say exactly how much money you need if you want to retire and avoid what they call a no-frills retirement. What?

Right, so this is not even living lavish. This is not living lavish But it's also not living on the bread line You don't want to be 70 and going Oh, it's me-ga-rang for dinner again, I guess Don't throw me-ga-rang in it I love me-ga-rang Yeah, but

Wouldn't mind eating that for a long time Okay, well, bad example for you then Actually, it is spicy That's not good when you're old But it's mushy if you've got no teeth. Before I give you these figures, do you want to know how much the pension is? How much you actually get when you retire from the government?

Yeah, I'd love to know. Okay, so a single person if you are retired and not married you will get $400 a week or $20,800 a year. So it's not nothing. Right, that's not bad. It's not nothing. Right. That's not bad. It's not bad.

But I mean, if you're living in Auckland. And power bills are expensive in winter and Christmas presents or bloody grandkids, birthday presents. You'd be living on the bread line. And if you're married, you get $370 each. They give you a little bit less because there's two of you in there. Oh, boom. What? But put it together.

Oh, yeah. Put it together. I think you're going, boom, stay single. Here you go. This is from Mass University. How much money you need to retire to avoid a no-frills retirement? And what age are we talking? Retiring.

65. Why does it keep getting older? It's going to get older again soon. When was it 50? Why doesn't it stay at 50? It was never 50. Okay, that was just me hoping. No, it was never 50.

Sucks if that's what you thought it was. I did. Your working life just got 15 years longer straight away. I thought it was 55, 60. Okay, two figures. There's a rural retirement and a city retirement. Which one do you want first? Rural.

Rural. To retire at 65 and live a no-frills retirement in the bank, you need $492,000. Well, where the hell am I going to get that from? Honestly. And I have to buy a house. Yeah, half a mil. You're dreaming.

Okay, if you want to retire in the city, you need $785,000 by age 65. I need to find someone rich to marry. And quick. Yeah. There you go. Head down, butt up, people. Get back to work.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Dean McCarthy is standing on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard holding nothing but a sign that says honk if you're horny and wearing a silver g-string so we better cross to him quickly. Live from Hollywood with our man on the

ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, what's traffic like? Oh my goodness, it's not a silver g-banger, it's a leopard print thong. My bad, my bad. Sorry, it's not a silver G-banger, it's a leopard print song. My bad, my bad. Sorry, it's radio. I just had to deal with what I had.

I couldn't see you, but I'm glad you're out there amongst the people and you're reporting for us. You are in Hollywood. That bit is absolutely true. That is true. First thing we want to talk to you about today is this ever-evolving Jussie Smollett story. The guy, just a quick

recap, he's the guy from Empire who got accused of faking his own kidnapping, right, Dean? Yes, so here's the deal, right? So he got accused of it. He still maintained that it was definitely a real attack. Obviously, it went to the grand jury. They dropped all 16 counts against him. He is a free man walking around town. They dropped it all. And, you know, a lot of people are very shocked by that because it was kind of like a hidden deal that no one really knows the story.

But the two guys, right, so Jesse's off the hook, back in the street, he's good, all good. No record. The two guys, he, that alleged that he paid them, so the two guys were like, no, no, he paid us to do it. It's all a setup. They have gone radio silent. They will not release a statement.

They've gone so quiet, their lawyer has left them. So there's something weird there. What is going on? Either he's paid them off. Yeah. Surely. Is that what you think, Dean? Either that or the poor guy Did actually get kidnapped

And then we were like You're lying You didn't get kidnapped What does your gut tell you About this story? So my gut says That these two dudes I don't know whether

They were paid off But something For some reason Like they were both actors right They met on the set of Empire That's how they met Jussie right So they were extras in the show

Yeah I don't know All of a sudden They were like No we're in on it Here's the hood Here's the rope And then they're like Oop MIA Now they're just totally silent, I don't know. All of a sudden they're like, no, we're in on it. Here's the hood. Here's the rope. And then they're like, oh, MIA.

Now they're just totally silent. So I don't know. Something's up, though. Bizarre. It'll come out eventually. Cardi B's in hot water, too. Is that right? Whoa, this is really intense.

It's an Instagram live video, okay, from three years ago. Someone recorded it from three years ago before she was even Cardi B, right? So she was, no one and none of us had really heard of her. She said this, these are what Cardi B said on her Instagram live. She said, I used to drug, oh, she said men, she was referring to men, and I would rob them. So this is when she said, I had to go strip, and I had to kind of do, that's what I used to do to get by. So she's now come out on Instagram. If you're a fan of hers, you would have seen it.

She's come out and said, look, she hasn't denied that she would drug and rob men, but she has come out saying that, you know, she's done things in her past that she's not proud of to get by at the time. I don't know. No one's actually, you know what? No one's up in arms about it. No one's really, like if it was anyone else.

Someone needs to take Cardi B aside and say to her, Cardi B, that is not okurr. I thought you were going to say someone needs to take her aside and make an E! True Hollywood story because I would watch that. Cardi, what you're doing is not okurr, okurr. Also, Bree, this is why I tell you not to do so many Instagram Lives when you're drunk because these things can stick around, mate. You think once you close the live stream, it's over.

You don't know who's recording. Dean McCarthy in Hollywood could be recording it for when you get famous one day so he can bust it out and say, you'll never guess what Bree said in the back of a taxi with PJ when she was really, really hammered on her way to town. Can I say that was PJ's influence?

She always wants to go live on Instagram. Dean McCarthy. Danny Tatum could be recording it. Yes. Don't tempt her. That's what she wants. Instagram. Dean McCarthy. Danny Tatum could be recording it. Yes. Don't tempt her. That's what she wants. That's Dean McCarthy. Dean, live from Hollywood Spies,

brought to you by Snacks Crunches. Flavour with the right amount of crunch. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. So I was telling you before that Bohemian Rhapsody, the movie that I have seen. Finally. I've seen it.

It's the important bit. It's not only a hit here, but it's a hit in China as well. It's a hit everywhere. People love it. It is a global hit. In China, though, they're not playing the same version that we're getting here in New Zealand. I have heard this.

They're taking certain parts out of it. There's 10 whole scenes missing from Bohemian Rhapsody when you see it in China. Yeah, and the scenes that they've removed are the gay ones. So they've taken any gay stuff out of Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah. That movie won't make sense. Like it was a fairly, fairly major part of the plot line.

The music was big. The success of the band was big. And then the third thing, probably that he was gay mad. Probably the fact that he was gay in the 1970s and 1980s and had to try and traverse that era. Kind of a big part of the plot line. So we thought this afternoon, seeing as people are, and it's still a hit, I mean, maybe we're wrong.

It's still a hit without it. Maybe we need to reimagine the film. Right. If it didn't have that part of the plot line in there. Well, what would the trailer sound like? Yeah, if that's what it was. Take all the gay parts out. Take out all the gay stuff.

Yep. And just play it straight. I'll go first, and then you do your one, okay? This is my reimagined Bohemian Rhapsody trailer. It goes like this. Is this the real life? The story of a band who make it big, get married to women,

then get even bigger, and then one dies. No reason is given. Yeah. I mean, eh. It sounds good. It still sounds all right, but why did he die? Yeah, what happened?

Why did he die? What? Do you want to have a go at it? Mine's a little bit longer. Oh, that's fine. How does it get longer when you've taken out the main plot line? Okay, here we go. Are you ready?

Yeah. The story of one band, their music, and the super, super flamboyant but definitely not gay lead singer and his rise from the bottom to the top of music. Definitely music, nothing else. Marriages between ladies and men. No gay nightclubs or super tight jeans. Just a band and the music that moved people.

Not gay people, just straight people. Straight people only. But definitely no gay people. They don't exist, ever. Freddie Mercury, queen. This is Bohemian Rhapsody. I've got to be honest with you, sounds a bit straight for me.

Zid M. Spree and Clint. I've got to be honest with you, it sounds a bit straight for me. There's a former UFC commentator by the name of Jimmy Smith. One of his posts is going viral at the moment after he went to a fast food establishment, purchased a burrito for about $11 New Zealand and he started to eat the burrito when he noticed something was in the burrito that shouldn't be in the burrito. Oh, tofu. No. Have another guess. Is it food or? It's not a food. In a burrito that shouldn't be in there.

A bullet. Ooh. Good guess, but no. He found 14 staples. One staple. Someone's had an accident. Two staples. Forgivable. 14 staples.

Someone's gone... That's on purpose. ...into your burrito. Like they've seasoned your burrito with office supplies. I want to ask you, if you bite into a burrito and you find one staple... No more burrito. ...do you keep eating it? No more burrito.

Yeah, same. No more burrito. Oh, I'd risk it. Send it back. You'll get another one. In fact, you'll get more than that. They'll be like, please don't tell anyone about the staples in our burritos and you can dine for free for the rest of the year.

So apparently he doesn't want any compensation, but he made a massive complaint so it doesn't happen again. But I'm trying to think if I've ever found anything weird. Did he finish it? No, he didn't. But he went through the burrito to find the staples. When there's 14 though, you've got to wonder how

many you swallowed first. Yeah. Like, did he find them in the first bite? I'm imagining that's how they held the burrito together, by the way. Is that what you're thinking? Like, this is some guy's first day in the Mexican cantina, and he's like, how do you wrap these stupid things? They won't stay together.

I've got an idea. Hey, well, that makes sense. Have you ever found anything weird in food that you've got? No, but my dad was having a loaf of white bread one time and there was a piece of metal baked into it. Weird. Yeah, he bit into it. My boss actually one time, this is funnily enough,

it was a burrito, bit into her burrito and there was a zip tie in it. Again, another burrito fastening device. Another great but unhygienic and undigestible way to secure your Mexican fiesta. I'm just starting to think of how many staples or zip ties we've eaten that we haven't found in our burritos. We had Mexican last night for Ben's birthday. Yeah, no, there wasn't.

Not that we know of anyway. We want to know from you on 0800 dials at M, what did you find? This is such a radio classic. What did you find in your food? You can text us on 9696. We've got a good question, but a very radio question. No, this is original. This has never been done on the a good question, but a very radio question this afternoon.

No, this is original. This has never been done on the radio. No, this is vintage radio. No. This is what radio stations are built on, this kind of question. In fact, the minute you say it, some classic radio music, it just happens. Does it? Yeah, as soon as you ask the question, you watch what happens.

It's like magic. We're asking this afternoon, on 0800 dials at M, what do you find in your food? See, that's from the radio gods. Can't believe that's still in the system. Man has found 14 staples in his burrito. What did you find in your dish, Olivia? So it wasn't my personal dish, but ten times worse. I actually served someone back

when I was in high school an ice cream with a bit of metal in it. That's dangerous. Not the most dangerous, because ice cream lickety lick lick, not chewety choo choo. Like if you lick a bit of metal it's not going to be as damaging to your teeth as if you bite into it, right? Yeah, that's true.

I'm an ice cream biter, though. Ugh, you're a bad person. Ew, what? Alright, Olivia. Olivia, say this with me. Don't. Say this with me. Brie, you alright? No, I'm not. Are you okay? Alright, Olivia.

Hi, Jay. Welcome to the show. Hi, Jay. What did you find in your food? I am with your boss, Brie. I found the show. Hi, Jay. What did you find in your food? I am with your boss, Brie. I found a cable tie in my burger. No way. Why are there even cable ties anywhere near food? What colour was it?

I don't know. White. Yes. So was hers. Oh, my. Okay. We must have gone to the same chain. There's only two colours of cable tie.

So it was 50-50. Hey, now, I've seen yellow and black cable ties. I agree. Where do you see a yellow one? Just in those little packets you can buy from random shops. There's, like, yellow, black and white ones. You're lying. We could talk about cable ties all day.

Thanks, Jay. Hi, Aaron. Hello. What did you find in your food, Azza? Piece of wood. A piece of wood A piece of wood? In what dish? It's a restaurant I'm not going to say who it is

But it's where you gather what you want to put in it And they just cook in front of you Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I know the one They chuck it all on the big grill And they toss it all together So this is your fault Did you go down the buffet

Cueing your carrots, peas, some chicken, a bit of wood, and maybe a bit of cheese? Yeah, I didn't plan on grabbing the wood, but obviously I was the lucky guest that took in that knife. I was going to say, Aaron, we asked what did you find in your food, though? Hey, on the text machine, there's some real good ones you want to hear from.

Someone has said they found a plaster in their burger once. That's why hospital people have to wear those blue plasters. Yeah. So that it's really obvious. They said they always check their burgers now. Someone else said, I found a whole food prep glove in my sandwich. I was real hungry, so I pulled it out and kept eating. Rotten.

Rotten. I say, yep, so I pulled it out and kept eating. Rotten. Rotten. Now I say, yep, soldier on. Someone has messaged me and said, because we were talking about like foreign objects that they found in their food. Someone with a food object that they found in their food. They said, I got a little blueberry custard pie and it had a piece of chicken in it.

Not a good food combo. No, not a good food combo. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. What did you find in your food? I drank a fingernail. My mate drank a fingernail.

He went to a juice place and he sucked it straight up the straw into his mouth. Is that what happened to you? It was in my hot chocolate and I spat it out and it was a very well manicured, really disgusting fingernail. What did you do? Did you take the hot chocolate back? I just gagged and I just stared at it. My sister just all but went herself laughing at me.

Oh, that's rotten. Talk about something else. I can't deal with that, Jess. Okay, well, we'll take one more. Last one. Oh, that's rotten. Let's talk about something else. I can't deal with that, Jess. Okay, well, we'll take one more. Last one. Hi, Jade. Hi. What did you find in your food, Jade?

I found four flies in my pizza. What do you mean? You couldn't see them on the pizza? They were like... No, well... Under the cheese. Mushrooms and flies look the same cooked. No, they don't.

I didn't. No, okay. I didn't bite into it because I was like, okay, hang on a second. And I like checked it and then I took it back and they blamed it on me. They're like, no, you've left it sitting out and flies have landed on it. I'm like, yeah, and they've cooked under

the cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly right. You've made your own. Let's go back to where Jade thinks flies and mushrooms look the same when they're cooked. No, they do. Jade, I've got just one question for you. One question. Are you all right?

I'm great. That is the calling, Jade. And that concludes, or for this radio station, for this week at least, what did you find in your food? Hey, I thought it went pretty well. It did go well. That's why it's a radio classic. That's why it's a radio classic, mate.

I didn't keep the bad ones around. That's why Secret Sound keeps coming back. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to talk about the Kardashians for a second. And look, I mean, I'm just going to say it. I do watch it. Yeah. I can't help myself.

When I like to not think about anything, throw on the Kardashians. That's what everybody says, eh? Do you think they appreciate that review? They're like, when I don't want to do any thinking, I watch the Kardashians. Probably not. We're a hard-hitting documentary

about five half-Algerian women living in Hollywood? You know, season 16, they must be doing something right because that is going to air on Sunday in America. And I saw Khloe Kardashian post the trailer to the season on her Instagram. This is what it sounds like. It just sucks. It has to be so public. I'm not just a TV show. Like, this is my life.

My family was ruined. Here's to Jordan and Kylie. How many people have you been in love with? One. I didn't think that I was going to have happiness again. Liar! Run away fast if you can. Oh, that's good.

Did it hook you in? That Kanye song makes it so powerful and amazing that they've got the rights to that off him. Doesn't it sound so dramatic? Oh, it really does. It does. And there's going to be a lot of drama. That line where she goes,

My life is not just a TV show. And I was sitting there watching it, I mean, absolutely entranced and I was hooked in and I was like, what does this remind me of? And I realised that that Kardashian trailer, and I've said this before on the show, sounds very similar to a TV soap. I've grabbed a trailer from a very popular TV soapy show. Yeah.

You tell me if you think it sounds similar. Okay, cool. You knew? I'll never lie to you again, I swear. It's like he doesn't even care anymore. It's not true. You can't take back what you did. I need to know.

What have I done? I trust you. Are you not convinced yet? What show is that? So that's Home and Away. Right, I thought it was Home and Away. But it doesn't matter. Just think of any TV show.

Any overdramatic, Shortland Street, anything like that. Exactly, Shortland Street, dramatic TV show. I'm with you, yeah. I've mixed the two together with the help of producer Ben. Yeah. You tell me if you think these two shows are the same. One's reality, one is fiction.

We've put the two trailers together. This is Home and Away, Kardashians together. You tell me if they sound the same. This season on've put the two trailers together. This is Home and Away, Kardashians together. You tell me if they sound the same. This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You can't take back what you did. You knew? It just sucks.

It has to be so public. I always find something wrong. Here's to Jordan and Kylie. I'll never lie to you again. I swear. My family was ruined It's not true You can't take back what you did How many people have you been in love with?

One I didn't think that I was going to have happiness again What have I done? It's the same show! It is the same show! Stone the flaming crows, Chloe. I can't believe you got cheated on. I knew it.

Again. I knew it. All right, get in here. Cheating with Tristan again. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This morning, I had the very special, very important job of delivering the Venute to... A very special man.

A very special man at the Venute Hospital. He is like the Venute surgeon. If one man can do it, it is James from Streetwise who's come on board to say he's willing to try and get this thing ready to go for the road trip. James, good afternoon. Good afternoon, how are you? Yeah, good. I ready to go for the road trip. James, good afternoon. Good afternoon. How are you? Yeah, good.

I got to go to James' workshop today. It is chocker full of the coolest vintage cars in varying states of repair. I'm so jealous, James. I want to come look. I don't think you had anything in there as custom as the Venute, though, did you? Not quite, no. It certainly had some work done to it. We haven't been backwards about the fact that the Venute is not currently roadworthy.

Look, she's... Not quite. She's fairly old. We understand that, James. And she comes with a little bit of rust and there's obviously a few things that aren't going to be great. She comes with some personality.

She does. Personality and she's vintage. We should mention for those who don't know, this is a half van, half ute that Bree purchased off Facebook for $3,000. Was that a purchased site unseen, I believe? That is correct, James. Never saw it. Just thought, hmm, may as well throw down three grand.

As is where it is as well. It was in Blenheim, and the $3,000 didn't include transport. We need to know from you. I reckon it would have driven the whole way up here, mate. You reckon? Yeah, it should have flown down on a one-way flight and done the road trip back up to Auckland. See, that's a good sign from James.

So what we want from you, James, the reason we put it in with you is hopefully to get a warrant, but also just for a clean bill of health. So can you sum up for us... ..what we're looking at Look it's not even half a day worth of repairs To get it through a wharf Just a little bit of rust in some of the lower cell panels That's about it

I knew it She's in mint condition I mean you know it's not in mint condition that's for sure It's certainly had a few stories to tell over its lifetime Yeah But James would you say say, though, pretty good? Yeah, pretty good. Would you say...

I'd be happy to buy it off you after you're finished with it. Oh, OK. Well, calm down. The offers are just flying at me at the minute. Would you say, James, from Streetwise, the man currently looking at the Venute, that it could do a week-long road trip to Wellington within the next couple of weeks?

Oh, I don't see why not, mate. It's a Toyota after all. Oh, baby. Oh, we're on! We're on here. We are on here. Did it get a warrant? Did it pass?

Not yet. We're just doing some rush repairs up on the hoist. Yeah. We've got two guys working on it. I love it, James. It's nearly finished. Hey, if you want to throw a few TVs in the back, that's up to you, mate.

We're not quite crimped by ride yet. Okay, we'll check in with you soon. Thanks, James. All right, cheers. It's James from Streetwise. What a legend. Streetwise Automotive, by the way, they're in Auckland. If you need some work done on your vehicle,

it's got to be a cool vehicle, though. It's got to be a Venute or a vintage car or something like that. The thing I love about James is he's so passionate about restoring those kind of vehicles. You'd have to be to do that job. Yeah. Because they are an absolute money pit. You can put so much money into it.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?

That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. After furious debate as to what the score is for the year, we have settled on a score. I do think this is the part of the game that people listening care least about. Yeah. But that's okay. I know it's important to you.

It's very important to me. So, producers, can we please get a factual update on what the score is for the year to date in What's the Plot, Bree versus The People? Bree 8, The people three. Yeah, producer Ellie was trying to jip me out of wins. Okay, you can't say jip. Let's go to Mike. Hi, Mike. Hey, how are you guys?

Hi, Mike. We're good, mate. Do you know how this game works? I do. You tell us then. How does it work? You start reading out the plot. We shout out our name and try and beat Bree.

Butter bing, butter boom. You've won it in one, brother. You've nailed it. You can come in and do the show, we shout out our name and try and beat Bree. Butterbing, butterboom. You've won it in one, brother. You've nailed it. You can come in and do the show, Mike. That was perfect. Sweet, sweet. Get the tickets and go then. Yeah, let's do it.

We're playing for a double pass to Disney's Dumbo today. It comes out on March 28th. That's today, isn't it? Yeah, it's today. It's out today. It stars Colin Farrell and Danny DeVito. Apparently it's very, very good.

It's directed by Tim Burton. Here we go. Good luck, Mike. Good luck, Mike. I like you, but I still have to beat you. First film. Run at me. Run at me.

That's what I say to people. This movie is an action detective thriller set in Washington, D.C. in 2054, where police utilise a psychic technology to arrest and convict murderers before they've committed their crime. Mike? Mike. I know this. Minority Report? Minority Report is correct.

Whoa! Well done, Mike. That was good. I wouldn't have got that. That was so dumb, man. That's important, you know, because we don't give any come from behind victories on this game. So to be one up at the start is very good.

I don't like this position. You're going to have to be fast on this next one, Mike. I know that. I'm just looking at it. No, you're going to have to be fast, okay? So as soon as you feel like you know it, buzz in there. Okay? Second movie.

Good luck, everybody. It sounds like just another urban legend. A videotape filled with a nightmarish image. Brie. Brie. The ring. The ring is correct. Yes!

Told you you had to be quick, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Let's go, Mike. Okay. Not where you were going with it. Where were you going? Yeah, yeah. No, just carry on.

Move on. No worries. Mike had his mind in the gutter, didn't you, Mike? Mike. Must know me too well, Brie. Mike, you've got one correct So we're going to give you the movie tickets This is for the glory

This is for the win of the game Frank Worked as a doctor, a lawyer And as a co-pilot for a major airline Bree Catch me if you can baby That's a win Catch me if you can is correct

Thanks for coming Mike I enjoyed it Baby, that's a win. Catch me if you can is correct. Yes. Yeah. Thanks for coming, Mike. Thanks. I enjoyed it. It was great. Thanks for coming, Mike. You're a legend, Mike. You got the tickets.

We've got a double pass for you to go and see Dumbo. Congrats. He was a legend. Awesome. Thanks, guys. See you, Mike. He was just happy to be here. We should get him in and he can do all the coming up nicks on the show.

He's great. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Five years ago, Emma Turner, she's a nurse in Melbourne, was in her late 30s and she weighed 160 kilos. Big girl. She was wearing a size 30 at the time. Okay. Now, by the way, the idea of this is not to fat shame.

Okay? That's not why we're doing this. It's just her story is quite inspirational Because it became a health issue For her She went to the doctor And the doctor She said I've got a sore back

And the doctor said Look lady You have more than a sore back In fact If you don't lose weight You won't make it to 40 She was 38 at the time She said you won't make it to 40

That'd be so hard to hear She's 42 She has had She's changed her life She's died and exercised And all the rest She also had gastric has had, she's changed her life. She's diet and exercise and all the rest. She also had gastric band surgery. Right. That's where they put the rubber band around your stomach. So you can't

eat as much. So you just, you physically can't eat as much. But with that surgery she would have needed to lose a certain amount of weight before she was eligible. Is that how it works? I think so. Paula Bennett had the gastric bypass. She looks amazing. She does look amazing. She's like a different person.

Doesn't she? She looks so young. Yeah, she looks ready to take down any leader of the National Party that she wants. Anyway, sorry, back to Emma Turner, who's lost all this weight. She lost, in fact, this is worthy of a drumroll. How much weight did she actually lose? She was at 160 kilos. She lost 104 kilos.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Good for her. Look at me. I am about 89 kilos. I'm in the 80s. She lost more than me. I'm a big fella.

You're a big guy. And she lost me. That's incredible. Can you imagine how good you would feel? She looks amazing. And the main thing above all of this is it's not about how much weight you lose. It's if she was healthy in the end. And the doctors are saying now she is.

And that's great. I want to compare for you her diets pre-weight loss and post-weight loss. We're going to start with the post. So this is what she eats now. This is what a healthy diet looks like, I guess, if you're looking to make a lifestyle change. This is what it looks like. Breakfast porridge. God, health people love telling me to eat porridge for breakfast. Yeah, they love it.

It looks and tastes like glue, and yet they're like, honestly, set you up for a great day. Keeps you regular. I would know. Yeah, Miss 235 over here. PM. Lunch, crackers with cheese, pickles and tuna. Ooh, that's a light lunch.

That is a light lunch. Crackers for lunch. You had tuna on toast yesterday. Yeah, good hearty bit of toast. Dinner, small piece of steak with carrots, broccoli and potato. Oh, yeah? And then snacks throughout the day. Handful of nuts or a protein bar.

Fruit smoothie with a mango, banana, pineapple, coconut water, honey and low-fat yogurt. Let's go. Doesn't sound too bad. Doesn't sound too bad. This is the diet before she hit the weight loss. Okay, what she used to eat. And this is always, unfortunately, this one's always going to taste better. Breakfast.

Toasted sandwiches and a big bowl of Coco Pops. That is my kind of breakfast. Yeah, both. Oh, how good are Coco Pops? How good are toasted sandwiches? How good's of Coco Pops. That is my kind of breakfast. Yeah, both. Oh, how good are Coco Pops? How good are toasted sandwiches? How good's Nutri-Grain? Lunch, takeaway souvlaki with deep fried dim sum,

seafood sticks and chicken, cheese croquettes and a large Coke. Call Blimey that as a lunch. That is a stellar spread. What are you doing to afford that kind of lunch? I'm sitting there at the moment getting a sushi going, can I have all the miso? What else are we going?

Oh, dinner. Okay. At least five large slices of pizza with thick toppings. I don't think five pieces of pizza is that much. Nah, I don't think that's, for dinner, I think that's. Well, she's obviously, she's still full from lunch. Unless it's from sales, then that is a good effort. That's a good effort.

Five large slices of pizza with toppings, four more slices of garlic bread and cheese pizza bread. All right. I'll just round this out quickly. Snacks, big bag of chips, chocolate bars and soft drink. And... Wait, oh no, you're reading out my cheat day. Last thing, this is dessert.

Half an apricot pie with thickened cream and ice cream. Cream and ice cream. Honestly, my lactose intolerant stomach hurts from hearing that. Sounds nice, but that's what she had to give up. This is the story of Emma from Melbourne who's lost 104 kilos. We want to ask you this afternoon on 0800DALZM how much weight did you lose?

Yes. We want to ask this in a healthy way. Like have you changed your lifestyle? And we know it's not all about the number on the scales. It's not. Health is more than just that. But do you have an inspirational weight loss story? Yeah and if you want to share that with the rest of New Zealand, we want to hear it.

0800 DIAL ZM. I'd love to know how you did it as well. Yes. But no CrossFit. No, I'm kidding. If it's CrossFit, you can call. You won't though because you'll be at CrossFit. Exactly.

You can also text us on 9696. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. There's a lady in Melbourne called Emma who's released her weight loss story. She lost 104 kilos. Doctor told her she was 160 and doctor told her she had two years to live if she didn't lose weight. So she did. She had the gastric bypass surgery and she lost the weight.

104 kilos. Good for her. Like we said before, we're not fat shaming anybody who has that weight. A healthy weight is a different number for everybody. It depends on heaps of things like gender, height, ethnicity, background, all that kind of stuff. The main thing is if you feel healthy. But we want to know, do you have an inspiring weight loss story for us this afternoon?

Yeah, if you've worked hard and you want to share that story, we're here to listen. 0800 dials at M, first person we're talking to is Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you? What happened, Kelly? How much weight did you lose? So far, I've lost 33 kgs.

I'm still going, but I was asked to lose 10 kgs for my hip replacement, which is next month, but I decided I want to keep going. You're an overachiever. Pretty much, yeah, but I still want to keep going. And what lifestyle changes did you make, Kelly? Quite a lot. Healthy food, lots of water, no eating after eight at night, and lots of exercise.

Can I say that on the radio? Too late. Too late. Well, Kelly, tell us, with the 33 kilos down, has the sexercise increased? Very much so. There's a lot of people giggling in the background. Kelly, I think there's a lot of people giggling in the background Kelly I think you're my children

I think there's a lot of people who want to do your diet Kelly good for you Kelly next up's Andy hey Andy hi Andy yeah how you going

what happened what's your story well it's not so much about weight loss it's about we're all conditioned to eat three times a day and when I was

listening to you the list that you were reading out about what that woman was eating, and I've only eaten once a day. You eat once a day? I eat once a day, and I've been the same weight since I've left high school, and I'm 54 now. Yeah, I don't doubt it, mate.

You only eat once a day. I need to ask, Andy, what meal is it that you eat? Dinner time. Dinner time. And also, you sound like a man of routine Do you have the same thing for dinner every night? No Oh, okay I like cooking

I like creating and stuff like that But I mean, the thing is that I eat when I'm hungry That's what everybody should be doing They should just eat when they're hungry Not just because it's lunchtime Fair enough Whatever works for you, I guess.

Once a day, though. Eating is one of my great pleasures in life. Honestly, I would die. Good for Andy, though. Hey, Shannon. Yeah? Tell us your weight loss story. Hi.

I have lost just close to 45 kilos. Oh, whoa. And it took me six years to reach my goal. All natural, nothing, no crazy teas, no crazy diets, no surgery or anything. The right way to do it, right? Yeah, absolutely. I love the shade you

throw at crazy teas. I really like that one. Surgery, I mean, if you need the surgery though that's, in my opinion. Oh, there is a place for it, absolutely, but you can also do it yourself. If you've got the determination or just the right mindset, you can do it yourself as well. Shannon, how did you do it?

Did you do exercise? Did you change your diet? Absolutely. So I started off with a weight loss challenge at the local gym. Yeah. And just, honestly, I started with, what do you call it, like water walking and stuff like that. Aqua jogging, yeah.

Yeah, aqua sports and whatever. And then just increasing. Over the years, I've done CrossFit, I've done spin. I now go to the gym five to six times a week. You're addicted, Shannon. Yeah. So addicted. You've gone from that person to the other person.

Completely different person. When I was a kid, I had pins in my hips. So for years and years and years, I was never able to do any exercise. And I've done half marathons and, yeah, CrossFit, everything. So my life has completely changed. That's amazing, Shannon. Good for you. Congratulations.

We're going to take one more. We're talking amazing weight loss stories. Hey, Jess. Hey, guys. Tell us your story, Jess. So I lost 55 kilos. Whoa. And how'd you do it? Similar to Shannon but I never joined a gym

and I never like went on any kind of meal plans or anything like that like I literally just shrink the portions of what I was eating so I'd still get McDonald's and I'd still have a V or whatever but I would get like a cheeseburger not a Mac, and I'd get the smallest can of V instead of like the giant 500-mil bottle. God, that sounds harder than going to the gym to me. No, honestly, it was easier because I'm the type of person that's like, if you say, no, you can't have that, it makes me crave it and want it more. Yeah. So by still letting myself have that stuff,

I didn't feel like I was missing out and then didn't binge eat. Also, Jess, I heard a baby in the background. Did you embark on some sexercise as well? Yeah, sexercise. He's only two, so he's actually been the cause of some weight gain in the recent past. But just prior to having him, I went from a size 18 to a size 10, and I was teaching in daycares.

So I did everything the kids did, like roll, jump, crawl, climb. Everything the kids did. Literally copied their body movements and lost heaps of weight doing that. I lost 15 kgs just finger painting. Amazing. Yeah, thanks, Jess. You're welcome.

That's amazing. My trainer at F45, she looked at me the other day, I said, I'm only here because I want to eat pizza tonight. She said, that's why we're all here, mate. And whatever works for you, as long as you're happy and you're healthy. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we play one of those songs in full.

First one up, Rosa. Hello. Hello, Rosa. Hi. Hello, Rosa. Hi. Hi. What's your birthday? 17th of April, 1991. Okay, Rosa, you were 16 in 2007 on the 17th of April

and on that day, this was top of the charts. And everywhere Far between the cracks, yeah Just need some space for me to learn to cry Okay, first of all, you, Rosa, do you remember this song? Yeah, it tells me that song. Do you know it, Brie? No. It's a Kiwi band called Atlas.

Right. I think some of the members of Zed were in it The other older Kiwi band The One Hit Wonders It was just that song It was massive though It was huge It was huge It was number one

It's a good memory It is a good memory Cool, okay, let's get another one Hi Shirley Oh, Sherl Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thank you

Just finished a long day Oh, well let's rip into your birthday banger then. What's your birthday? That is the 2nd of June, 1993. Okay, Shirley, you were 16 in 2009 on the 2nd of June, and this is your birthday banger. Sometimes love comes around. Keri Hilson, Kanye West and Neo

Knocks You Down It's a good birthday banger I like it Yeah? Do you like it? I love it Or would you have preferred Gotta be honest, I do like that song

But Kerry Hilson and Neo are way better Yeah, okay, cool More uplifting, I think. Let's get one more. Lauren is on the line. Hey, Lauren. Hello, Loz. Hi, how are you going? Good. What's your birthday? 13th of March, 1992. Okay, Lauren, you were 16 in 2008

on the 13th of March. Let's go back to 2008. This was number one. You got me begging you for mercy. Why won't you release me? You, Lauren, you lucky duck, get Duffy and Mercy. Oh, Duff. Good.

Oh, okay. I'm really into it. No, I'm not really into it. It's okay. You don't like a bit of up the Duff? That's all right. You don't like a bit of up the Duff? That's alright. You don't like a bit of up the

duff. Which one did you like the most out of those three? My one, yeah. Me's like, I wasn't listening.

Nah, she's just competitive. You just want to win. Do you like Duffy? I love Duffy. Here you go.

And we never hear this on ZM. No, we don't hear Atlas Crawl either. Alright, New Zealand, let's go up the

duff. Bit of Duffy. No worries, don't hear Atlas Crawl either. Alright, New Zealand, let's go up the duff. Thank you. No worries, Lauren. Thanks for calling. This is Birthday Banger, Bree and Clint, ZM. Anytime now. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. I am an Aussie and you're a Kiwi

and sometimes I just thank the stars that I'm living in New Zealand. Really? Mate, some of the stuff that can kill you in Australia is terrifying. Okay. And I watched a clip yesterday actually which made me have these

relieving thoughts where I was like, thank God I'm not living in Aussie anymore. So let me set the scene. Sorry, I'm helping to set the scene. No, that sets the scene. That sets the scene. Let's go over to Australia. There's two guys.

Cool. Blimey, look at that roo. They're fishing on a billabong. They're standing at the bank. What's a billabong, by the way? A billabong. Is it a watering hole? Oh, my God.

I actually know what this is. Yeah. Yeah, it's a water hole, essentially. They're fishing. It's a part of a creek, though, essentially, this is. Yeah, it's a water hole, essentially. They're fishing. It's a part of a creek though, essentially. The billabong. It's a big billabong. The guy's cast out the rod and he hooks a fish.

He's pulling in this fish. The other guy's cheering him on. He's saying, mate, you've got a massive fish! This is awesome! It's huge! It's probably a barra! Next minute, a crocodile pops its head out of the water and starts following the fish that he's got on the line.

Oh, I thought he'd hooked a croc. But okay, yeah, even more terrifying. Let's pick up the piece of audio from the video where the croc is now following the fish into the riverbank and these two guys are standing there Run back bro! Oh run bro! Run run run run! Run Daniel run! Run! Run Daniel! Run!

Run bro! Oh no he's got it! Pressure on! Keep the pressure! No! No! It's so big! It's so big. It's so big. What are you talking about keep the pressure on? It sounds like the crocs bit his leg off or something. No, so he still had, so they were running back, and then he's still trying to reel in the fish. Let the fish go.

The fish was massive, though. Right, okay, cool. Do yourself a favor tonight. Go home and Google that video. Were they wearing billabong at the billabong, by the way? No, they were wearing pluggers, though. What's a pluggers? Jandle.

Oh. Australia. Australia. Yeah. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I promised you a viral meme, and a viral meme is what you will get. Now, it's not going to be as good because obviously I just have to read the meme out.

Well, no, sometimes that makes memes better. But it's more the comments that's going viral on this one meme post that I enjoy the most. Okay, sure. So the meme says, all it says is, something you can say during sex and at a drive-through window. Question mark. So it's leaving it open for the people. I like these, everybody's got the chance to be creative. Yes.

So whatever you say has to work for both things. Yeah, has to be for both things. Yeah. It has to be multi-purpose. Exactly. Mm-hmm. And people have been creative, and the thread is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. It's so damn good. And we love to do these things on our show where the whole team gets involved. Producer Ellie, Producer Ben.

Hello. Here we go. We all pick our favorites, and we will bring some of those to you now this afternoon. Who wants to go first? Ellie. Things you can say in the bed and in the drive-thru. Go. Hmm, that looks bigger in the picture.

Got him. Producer Ben. Hey, can I get a toy with that please? Brie. Now are you sure it's all in there? Me I think there's a hair in my burger Ellie Yeah just tap and go thanks

These are things you can say in the drive-thru and in the bedroom. Ben. Can I get a two-for-one deal, please? Oh, it's good. Bree. Can I get some special sauce on that? Me. Oh, mate, the guy behind me is right up my arse.

All right, one more round. Alright, that looks good but I'm going to hate myself in the morning. Ben, hey. Just the usual, thanks. Very good. Bree. I didn't order a soft serve.

Things you can say in the bedroom And the drive-thru Alright finish it off Clint Stop I got it That was an accidental one We'll go out with that That was good ZM's Bree and Clint

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