ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 2nd 2020

Episode Date: March 2, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. G'day guys, hopefully you had a good weekend, or maybe you're listening to this later and not day by day, so... Maybe it's the year 2045. Hey, happy Wednesday in 2045. How did coronavirus end up? Oh... What? Come on.

No, it's a serious question. It's not a joke. It's not a joke. We don't know how this thing's... Okay, fine. It might have ended up bad and we don't know. Yeah, that's what I mean. True. Yeah. I would like to know how it ended up though. Like I'd like to know now. Currently, if you are listening to this in 2045,

it is the Monday after all New Zealanders started panic buying all the toilet paper and canned food out of the supermarkets. Yeah, I went to buy hand soap, not because I was panicking, just because I actually needed hand soap for my bathroom. Couldn't buy hand soap anywhere. No. And today our opinion is, oh, people are overreacting. I'd love to know in 20 years' time, were we overreacting

or were we underreacting? Let's put this in a capsule. Okay, we will. We'll call that capsule a podcast. Genius! Today in the show, Bree gets a mighty big surprise. Yeah, mighty big is definitely how I'd describe it. It's good.

Is it good? I wouldn't describe it. I'm taking you to the next level. No, I would not describe it as good. Today in the show, I proved my worth as a friend. Today in the show. Yeah, shit friend. Today in the show, shit friend today in the show

I pulled through for Bree so enjoy that oh god that's coming up we also talk about washing chicken so that's first as well

yeah it's a fun show we put the best content right at the start of the podcast so you're welcome enjoy everybody see you soon bye

hey Google what's the time it's 3pm give or take a minute Alexa play ZM on iHeart Radio playing ZM on iHeart Radio See you soon. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. G'day, guys. Happy Monday. Hopefully you had a nice weekend. Yep. What did you get up to?

I went to Christchurch for the Lexus Urban Polo with producer Ben. Him and I got all fancied up. I love going to those things. And Christchurch is awesome because people just get involved. Christchurch was pumping over the weekend, you had that on one side of Hagley Park, you had the cricket on the other side of Hagley Park. There was something else going on too. You know that thing where people throw the coloured dust at each other?

Oh, yeah, the colour run. Yeah, but it wasn't a colour run. There was no running involved. Oh, that sounds even more fun. So even better. Yeah, no exercise. Just the colourful bit. So you had a great weekend in Christchurch. You went to Brisbane.

Yes, I went to, well, I actually went to a place called Mount Tambourine. It's in the Gold Coast hinterland. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and just went to my? Yes, I went to, well, I actually went to a place called Mount Tamborine. It's in the Gold Coast hinterland. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and just went to my cousin's wedding. I got bitten by about, oh, I'm going to say 106 mosquitoes. Nice. Just everywhere. I got bitten on the top of my head.

Yeah, right. Like through my hair. Were you running a serious part or something? I actually was, and I'm pretty sure the mosquito bit me where I part my hair. In the part? Yeah. Yeah, because it's juicy and fresh. It was wild.

I was like, who gets bitten on the scalp? It'd be nice and fresh skin up there. It hasn't been all tanned and leathery from a summer out in the sun. It'd be like a filet mignon for them. Some rare beef. The fancy stuff. We're playing for $65,000 in the secret sound today. Your next chance is one hour away if you think you know what that sound is. We'd love for you

to get through today. We'd love to give away some money to start the week. It would be nice, wouldn't it? 65 is a nice number that I think we can sort someone out with. Four o'clock and five o'clock today. Speaking of money, did anyone win the lotto? I had a win. Yeah, I had a win. What did you win? I won on two of the four tickets that I had. Yeah. And I won $53. Hey, that's better than nothing. Yeah, did you get anything?

No. No. I won zero, not even a bonus ticket. Who won the $25 million? Well, I want to know because there was, what, two winners? Yeah. So two people picked up $25-ish million. Yeah, you'll never find out.

They'll never ever come forward. And why would you tell anyone? No, exactly right. One guy told people once, his name's Trev from Te Koufata. Yeah. And people just hounded him. And they analysed how he spent his money and it's not worth it.

Keep it to yourself. Yeah, keep it to yourself and then, you know, your next door neighbour might catch on when you drive a Ferrari home. But hey, let them think what they want to think. That's why when I win Lotto, I'll be Ubering to work. That's a good idea.

You know? Yeah. Uber Black. Uber Black. Uber X. So you can't see my real car. Bree and Clint, here's Arizona Zervas. Action.

Bree and Clint. This next chat, Clinton Roberts is very excited for. He thinks it's probably one of the most interesting topics I've brought to the table in a long time. So I appreciate that from you, mate. Thank you. That's not what I said to you. I said this topic sounds like you've run out of ideas.

Hey, sometimes the basic stuff is the best. Sometimes. Yeah. Not all the time. But hey. I just thought that your just thought, I just thought that your big weekend away. I thought you were going to say I thought you were better than that. You've come home. I do think you're

better than this topic, which we're going to do because I support you and any ideas you want to bring to the show. We do this as a team. I just thought you've spent the weekend away with your family. Yeah. Mama Di. You might have some hot takes, some stories ready for us. Yeah, well I do later in the show. Okay. I think. But for now we the show. Okay. I think.

But for now we're asking what question? I think this will get people fired up. I think this is going to get people talking. They'll want to comment because I know I want to. Do you wash your raw chicken before you cook it? Yeah. Are you rinsing it under the tap, getting rid of all the goopy stuff before you throw it on the hot fry pan?

Yeah, right. Is that something that people are doing? Yeah, right. To which I said to you, because usually this conversation starts between you and I, I'm vegetarian so I don't cook chicken. You haven't been vegetarian when you came out of the womb. No, I wasn't cooking much chicken straight out of the room either. I wasn't. You've straight out of the room either. I wasn't.

You've cooked chicken in your life. I have. Yes. And probably not all that long ago. Sure, fine. Did you ever in your life think, I'm going to rinse the chicken breast or the chicken thigh whatever you prefer before I cook it? No.

So you're a non-washer? No, nor did I ever give any consideration to the thought of whether I'm a rinser or not. You've never even thought about rinsing the goopy off? I've never even thought about it. No, no, I've never thought about it. No, no. Producers, I want you guys to weigh in real quick.

Rinsing the raw chicken, yes or no? No, can't say I do. Okay. No, I've never done that. Have you thought about doing it though? No, never, literally never. Mate, is it just me? I swear it's not just me.

So why do you do it? So I do it because, and to be honest, I've actually Googled it to see, you know, if it's better or worse. Apparently, but you know what Google's like. They think everything's going to kill you. True. Apparently it's not that worse. Apparently, but you know what Google's like. They think everything's going to kill you. True. Apparently, it's not that good to rinse your chicken. I call BS.

It's not good to rinse your chicken? Apparently, because they're like, oh, because then the bacteria from the water that's run off the chicken could get onto other things. It's a cross-contamination issue. Oh, whatever. Just be careful that nothing else is in the sink. Fine. Fine.

Okay. I want to know from people, am I the only one? No, this is not turning into a phone topic. Yeah. No, we're doing calls right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. I think people... Why can't we talk about...

I think they want to weigh in on this. On the chicken thing? Yes. Are you rinsing your chicken? You haven't even given us a sound reason as to why you're rinsing your chicken? You haven't even given us a sound reason as to why you're rinsing your chicken. Yeah, I have. You haven't.

Because it's got gross stuff on it. It's got like chicken juices. Right, okay. It's got like goopy stuff. Okay, fine. People who are rinsing their chicken, they know, oh look, a full board of calls is coming through.

You don't have to call. Anton, you can hang up. You don't have to call. Anton, you can hang up. You don't need to call. No, call through now. No, no. Are you a rinser or a not when it comes to raw chicken? We're going to take these calls as much as Clint doesn't want to. And we're going to get to the bottom of it.

Cool. My question is still why, but that's fine. Well, we'll get it why, but that's fine. Well, we'll get it from these people that are calling. No, why are we asking? Oh, right. You can also text us on 9696. We are overwhelmed with, you know, the input and the people wanting to comment this afternoon

on probably some of the best radio we've done in a while. Do you rinse your chicken is the best radio we've done in a while. Do you rinse your chicken is the best radio we've done in a while. Doesn't say much for the rest of the stuff. This feels like there used to be a TV show on daytime TV called Good Morning. Yeah. And it survived because there was nothing else to do. If you were at home, you watched that TV show. Yeah.

This is the sort of topic they would do. And they would do a phone-in topic on it too. Hey, and sometimes this brings you closer to people because these are the little things at home that you don't really tell other people. But I'm asking this afternoon, are you a chicken renter? We don't have to tell everybody everything, but Anton has chosen to.

Hi, Anton. Hello, Anton. G'day, guys. How's it going? Not only have you chosen to contribute to this topic, you've also waited on hold for about five minutes to get your opinion across. I haven't even been on the phone for two minutes. All right, mate.

I love it. Anton, weigh in on this for me. What are you thinking? Are you a chicken rinser or not? Well, absolutely not because health and safety, we'll put it that way, the bacteria will grow. That's what I've read. And if you don't, it's just going to make the fish go off like you.

So the best way to save your chicken, if you get a paper towel. Pat it down. And run it over the chicken. Get all that off. Yeah. Put that in the bin. Yeah. And then clean your hands.

Boom. Goopy gone. That was a hell in the bin. Yeah. And then clean your hands. Boom. And you top that chicken up. Goopy gone. That was a hell of an insight. Oh, I love that. Now, I'm going to implement that in my life. Thank you, Anton. What about grabbing a fresh baby wipe and putting that on there? Maxine.

Hi, Maxine. Hi. What are your thoughts, Maxine? Are you a chicken rinser? Only if there's bone fragment on the chicken. Otherwise, no. No. Because you spread germs around your kitchen sink.

Right. But that's what I've read, so I'm doing it wrong. Yes, you are. All right, love it, Maxine. But playing that, I've never been stuck in my cooking. Yeah, no, we've got that. Thank you. We're going to power through about it.

All right, we're not going to do this all afternoon. Baleska. Hi, Baleska. Hello, Baleska. Hi. Whataleska. Hello, Baleska. Hi. What are your thoughts? Tell me. Well, I do wash my chicken.

I wash all the skin and the gooby stuff off. But I do it in an empty sink and then I rinse my sink out. So it's very hygienic and then I wash my hands. Also, supplementary question, Baleska. After this afternoon's chicken rinsing conversation, will you be moving your afternoon listening habits to the edge? No, no, I won't. I'll continue with you guys.

Yes, thank you, Beleska. She likes it. All right, okay. She's in. Zach's here. Hi, Zach. G'day, Zach. How's it going?

Good. Are you loving this topic here that we're chatting about? Oh, yeah, it's a good one. Chicken, we're going to get to that. We're going to cut through to that. Yes or no? Chicken rinsing, yes or no? I don't rinse my chicken.

I don't rinse any meat. No. Yeah, I can't say I rinse my steak now that I think about it. Do you rinse your mince, Zach? Do you put your mince in a sieve and rinse that out before you put it in? That's not a bad idea.

Right. Okay. Thank you, Zach. I don't think anyone's keeping score here. Brayden, hi. I mean, that's not a bad idea. Right. Okay. Thank you, Zach. I don't think anyone's keeping score here. Brayden, hi. G'day, Brayden. Hi. What are your thoughts on this chicken rinsing?

Interesting topic. Thank you, Brayden. I appreciate that. Definitely something you don't hear on the radio. And you won't. Give us 30 more seconds, Brayden, and you won't hear it ever again. Are you a chicken rinser?

Oh, it depends on the situation. If it's fresh chicken from the shop, then no. But if it's a live kill, I'll pluck it myself and then I'll rinse it and cook it. You don't think about that situation. No, because you don't need to because I'm not live killing anything. Yeah, but I mean, you need to. What if there's an apocalypse? We're out of time, so just one

yes, no, this person, G, are you a chicken rinser? I rinse all my meat. G, one last question. Was this some of the best radio you've heard on our show? Yeah, this was the best afternoon radio show. Thank you, appreciate that, G.

That's all I needed. Well, I can't argue with G, can I? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line with us with news about Oprah. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Oprah has done the best fail, I'm going to call it, of the year. Okay, she was giving one of those incredible speeches,

packed stadium, people everywhere, talking about balance, balance of life, being in balance. Two seconds later, bang, falls down on her back. Feet, shoes flying off. Have a listen to this. Here's Oprah talking about balance before losing her balance.

Wellness to me means all things in balance, and balance doesn't mean all things are equal or at peace at all times. It's an audible thud. Was that thud her hitting the ground? Oh, now I get that song. I get that Alanis Morissette song. What's that? Isn't it ironic?

Is she okay, Dean? That's important. Is Oprah okay after? Yeah, no, thank you for asking that. No, she's fine. She's fabulous. She's still a billionaire. She's all good. She's still a billionaire.

She would fall over. Yeah, right. Okay. I feel like she'd see the funny side. I love Oprah. Hell yeah. Yeah, right? Love her.

She would definitely see the funny side. Right. Has anyone ever seen her speak live? Did you go to her tour when she came? No, I would love to have went, yeah. You've seen her, Dean? What's it like? Okay, she came to Australia many years ago,

and she did this big thing, live performance, and she gave everyone in the crowd this necklace with a pink diamond in it from a Diamond Miner's track. It was everything you want it to be. Her energy, when she walks on the stage and into the room, she's just so much larger than life. It was goosebumps, you know, tingling, unforgettable. Loved it.

The church of Oprah Winfrey. I'd love to go and see her speak. Me too. Very cool. Yeah, because you get a car, apparently. Yeah, or a pink Australian diamond. I'll take both. Dean now has that diamond set in a belly button ring,

and he wears it every day. That's why he gets his belly button waxed. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Hollywood. Brie and Clint. You spent the weekend in Brisbane with your family, didn't you, Brie? I did for my cousin's wedding. What's going on?

You got your whole family together. Everybody was there. Yes. For those who don't know and haven't listened to this show for a while, you may not know that Brie suffers from an affliction known as hot sibling syndrome. She has a very hot brother. I post one picture of him.

I'm so over this. Let me describe what happened. Because I think you've been unfairly treated here. So if you follow Brie on Instagram, you would have seen her latest post it's a beautiful family photo your wonderful mother is in it

Mama Di then you're in there you look stunning by the way thank you had your nails done got your best frock on yes got your party frock on actually

yeah my party frock yeah looking great hair looks good nice nice feature earrings good makeup and then next to you

you've been brutally ripped off by your dangerously attractive brother. His name's Aidan, and he's doing nothing except smoulder. That's all he's doing in the picture. I think that in this picture, which you've captioned family love heart, to your Instagram account, not his, I reckon you should have got the most attention, but that's not what's happened. Well, you'd think. You'd think,

right? I today took a journey into the comments section of this post. I am so over talking about this. And let's review. Bree's beautiful picture on her own profile. Let's review some of the comments. Christian Hull

didn't even notice you in this picture. Too busy looking at someone else. Unfair, Christian Hull. I mean, is he talking about Aidan or is he talking about me? I don't know. Another comment. Elise Kate. Is your brother single?

Asking for a mate. Oh, settle down, Elise. No, he's not, actually. He's taken. He's taken. He's very happily in a relationship. Okay, there's a few more comments. Lachey03, I didn't know you were related to Clark Kent.

He does bear a striking resemblance to Superman. He did get that on the day as well. He wears glasses. I mean, yeah, good one. Good joke. Well done. Also, he's built like a brick shithouse. Nice.

Maybe that's just a one-off. Maybe let's just keep going. Suspending gravity. Is that Superman? This is so... These are comments on Bree's Instagram post. And she doesn't post a lot, you know, and she doesn't get dressed up like that a lot.

No. She deserved the attention, but do you think she got it? Let's check some more comments. KJ, is that Clark Kent? KJ, again, someone's already made that comment. Yeah, someone made that comment. Let's get another one. Leanne Rooney X, everyone's saying Clark Kent,

but let's be specific here. He's Henry Cavill as Clark Kent. Even better. The hottest Clark Kent. Oh, God. I think there's just a couple more comments There are a lot of comments Was there any about me?

Well let's find out Pooneck Is your brother single? Asking for myself No Pooneck As we've already established Pooneck He's not

One last comment that we'll review This one might be for you Mikey Bunch Sis Your brother is effing hot. I honestly need to put up a warning before I put up a photo of him. You should put an emoji over his face. Actually, put it over his whole body.

Look, don't adjust your radios. Don't panic because I have some breaking news. Oh, breaking news? Breaking news. This week in Australia, someone has spotted, I repeat, spotted a Zoopa Doopa vending machine. Zoopa Doopa vending machine. Zoopa Doopa? Now, I think I am correct when I say Zoopa Doopas.

Not as big a thing here in NZ. It depends. Tell me exactly what they are. A Zoopa Doopa. All the Aussies listening right now will know exactly what I'm talking about. An icy cold delicious treat. An ice block. It's the ice, I think I know what it is.

It's the ice block that comes in the plastic bag thing. Big long plastic. Long ice block and you cut the end off. That's the one. And as you're sucking it, it cuts the corner of your mouth quite badly. The best flavour. You get joker mouth.

It had flavours like candy floss. Yeah, I know. Raspberry, yeah. Those things in a vending machine. So apparently there's a vending machine that's been spotted in Sydney in a suburb called Castle Hill at a metro station and it's an actual Zoopa Doopa vending machine. And guess how much each ice block is?

How much? A dollar an ice block. That seems expensive for a Zoopa Doopa. Now that I think about it, it's quite expensive. I was going to go 25 cents, 25 cents. But then how do you pay 25 cents for something? It's not realistic. Still, I would get that because of just the nostalgia of it.

$1 for the ice block out of a vending machine, plus one of those $69 Air New Zealand flights that they're doing, that means you can have a ZupaDuper from Sydney for only $70. Should I go tomorrow? Yeah. As soon as you're back in time for for only $70. Should I go tomorrow? Yeah. So when you're back in time for the show. Yeah, I'll go tomorrow morning, find this vending machine. We'll all chip in a dollar and you bring us one back each.

Okay, what flavour does everyone want? I want the red raspberry one. The red raspberry's good. Yeah. Candy floss for you guys? Anyone? Yeah, Ben will have a candy floss. Blue electric's pretty nice.

Ali would like a cranberry one, please. Cranberry and mint sauce. Yeah, that's her favourite flavour. But it made me think, because obviously, you know, in New Zealand and in Australia, like they're all going nuts over this vending machine in Australia because it's unusual to see a vending machine that doesn't have drinks or chips in it.

Yeah, I saw a vending machine when I was in San Francisco the other week. Yeah, what did it have in it? Beats by Dre. See, that's cool. It was at the airport and obviously they weren't cheap. No. They were full price Beats by Dre. But yeah, you get them out of a vending machine.

If you're going to break into any vending machine, that one. Okay, yeah, yeah. I wasn't talking about robbing it. No. Sure. You definitely give it a bump, hey? Yeah. You give it a bump with your hip and see if a packet of chips falls down. That's more what I meant, just to see if something fell out.

See if you knocked down a pair of beets by a tray. Yeah, that's good. It made me think, though, like, what are some of the, you know, weirdest things or what needs to go into a vending machine that we haven't seen before and what should never be put into a vending machine? Oh, that's a good way to look at it. Because, I mean, in Japan, they put everything in a vending machine. This is what we need in New Zealand.

We need to take Japan's lead and we need beers in a vending machine. Oh, that's so weird. I literally wrote down as my first one. Beers. Bottles of wine. Oh, bottles of wine. Yeah, good. I mean, imagine.

Yeah. Imagine you're in the park and they're already cold and you don't need a chili bin and you can go get a beer out of the vending machine. I don't know how we stop kids from buying them. I haven't figured that bit out. Maybe you have to swipe like your licence and it reads you're like, oh, you could.

Nah, too complicated. I don't know. Yeah, that is complicated. What about to not go in a vending machine? I've thought quite hard about this because I think almost anything can go in a vending machine. Not perishable foods like sushi. Yeah, not sushi. I don't want sushi out in a vending machine. Not perishable foods like sushi. Yeah, not sushi.

I don't want sushi out of a vending machine. I wouldn't trust it. No. Yeah, and on the same wavelength as you, things that shouldn't go in a vending machine, egg salad sandwiches. Yeah, no. It just wouldn't last.

Back to the positives. What about a vending machine that makes you hot chips? You know? I think that exists. And it spits down the pottle, and then it quickly fries you up some fresh, because they're going to be fresh, fresh hot chips, and then pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa drops you a bowl of hot chips down. I'm so keen for that.

And then what if you could put, like, different condiments on it? So you're like, and I want gravy, and you click, like, all the different things you want. Genius. That'd be so good. Yeah. What about a weed vending machine? Illegal, but...

But, I mean, in LA... When it becomes legal. Yeah. Again, I don't know how we keep kids out of it, but in theory... You raise a good point. Sure. You know, you click what you want.

You're like, I want it rolly. And it makes it for you. And it makes it for you. It starts playing some Bob Marley for you. Let's crowdsource these. Let's open the phone lines. 0800 dial ZM. What should we put in vending machines?

What should go in a vending machine? Yeah. And what shouldn't go in a vending machine? Pretty simple this afternoon. You can text us also on 9696. Bree and Clint. People are going nuts over in Aussie at the moment because someone has spotted in Sydney.

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50 packs and you put them in the freezer. They're colourful. There's no nutritional value whatsoever. Just water and sugar. That's pretty much it. I loved an ice block. And it would keep you pinging around as a kid for a good four hours. You'd be bouncing off the walls. They're like a V for under five year olds. It'd be bouncing off the walls. Like a V for under five-year-olds.

It was great. So we were talking about, you know, obviously I've never seen an ice block in a vending machine like that. No. Zupa dupas. Me neither. But what should be in a vending machine?

What would you like to see in a vending machine? And what should never be put in a vending machine? Two very different questions. Very different. We've established that you said, I said sushi, you said egg salad sandwiches. Can I extend the just no chicken products whatsoever? I did have hot chickens.

In a vending machine? Hot chooks, hot roast chooks. As a no? As a no. Yeah, good. That's good. Jessica, hi. Hi.

Jess, what do you think should be put in a vending machine and what shouldn't be? I think that we should put donuts and tampons because donuts are just delicious. And then tampons, you know, you've had them about, you've forgotten one and you just need one on the ready. I did have tampons written down or just sanitary products in general because it also takes, you know, some people get a little bit embarrassed about buying them at the supermarket.

Do they? You put it in a vending machine. Yeah, right. Don't need to talk to anyone. Jessica, what about a combo deal where you need a tampon or tampons, and so you go up and you put it in your money and it spits out some Tammys, some donuts, and maybe like a couple of squares of chocolate as well. Yeah, that's good.

Maybe just some tissues to cry into. Yeah. At this stage, I think it's probably time to go home. In a rom-com. Yeah. Just like a little pack. Hey, Jordan. Hey, how's it going?

Good, Jordan. What do you think? What do you want to see in a vending machine and what shouldn't be put in a vending machine? Well, I'm just going off one of your comments earlier about the hot chips in a vending machine? Well, I'm just going off one of your comments earlier about the hot chips in a vending machine. Yeah. So back in the 90s when I was quite young,

I'd go down to Wellington and stay with my godparents. And after swimming, my godfather always let me get hot chips out of a vending machine. What? Why? Where was that? It existed and somehow we've let that technology go away in Wellington somewhere.

I think I might remember it. It was shaped, was it shaped like the Coca-Cola ones, but was it a Mr. Chips vending machine? Yeah, exactly. And then it dropped a cup out and you had to wait a little while. Yeah, we had it at the swimming pools in Rotorua as well. We had it at the aquatic centre. Mr. Chips, if you're listening, can we please have one of those in the studio?

I would be forever grateful. Wow. You've just reminded me of something fantastic. What a good idea. Okay. Hey, thanks for your call, Jordan. Very cool. There's someone else on the text machine.

This is very cool. Someone said, FYI, I used a pizza vending machine in Hiroshima last year. It actually cooks the pizza while you wait. It wasn't actually too bad. I've seen those on documentaries before. It actually cooks the pizza inside the vending machine. Does it put all the ingredients on it too? I think they might be frozen.

Some robot smearing out the sauce or something as well. Or there's just like a little Italian man inside the vending machine. Lucinda, last one. What needs to go in a vending machine? I reckon adult fun toys would be a good idea so people don't have to walk into the shop and get embarrassed buying them. That's a good idea. Lucinda, Lucinda, I hear you.

I hear you. There is the big glass window that's on front of the vending machine, which I imagine if you're walking past, you're like, what is that? Yeah, but also, can't you just buy those things online? Like, doesn't that solve the problem? It would be a good idea to buy them from a vending machine and more fun doing it.

Yeah, well, I mean, what's... Like if you need them urgently type thing. Exactly, that's right. I need this. It's an emergency. It's an emergency. All right, thanks, Lucinda. Bree and Clint.

Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is fun. It's the game where you call us

and tell us three quarters of a story from your own life. Then you will hear possible endings. One is the real ending. One has been written by Bree and one is written by me. I was actually just finishing mine because it's a tight turnaround. And then it's over to you, New Zealand. If you can correctly guess the correct cliffhanger, you'll take home the mobile fuel. I believe we had someone who guessed the correct one last week.

Can they do it again this week? Lucy, you will be the one telling three quarters of your story. Awesome. Okay, take it away when you're ready. Right, so my husband and I were travelling around Europe doing our OE and my half-brother, I'm down south and my half-brother up north was travelling around with his wife at the same time, but doing a different itinerary.

We accidentally bumped into each other in Florence. Okay. And so we decided to go out and have a meal together. And so we sat down, we're having a couple of Aparol spritzers and having some dinner. And my brother said, so a private investigator has just contacted our dad. Wow.

Bum, bum, bum. Oh, this is good. So now three possible endings. Producer Ellie. All right, ending number one. Turns out we weren't actually half brother and half sister. He's actually your father. Don't ask me how it works.

I'm still getting all the details myself but just thought you should know as soon as possible. Is it ending number two? He said we had another brother we had no idea about who's fully French and lives in France. Or ending number three, he told me that he thinks that we might have up to ten other brothers and sisters all over the world

as our dad was having affairs with multiple women all over the world. Whoa! One of those endings are all pretty juicy. One of those endings is the correct one. Marie, if you can guess the correct clip hanging you in a steel Lucy's fuel, what is it? It's the first one.

The first one, which was? The first one was, he said, it turns out we're not half brother and sister after all, and the person I thought was my brother was actually my father. Wait, so I'm confused. I think it reads that the person that Lucy was having the meal with, who she thought her whole life was her half-brother, was actually her dad.

Was actually her dad. Shut up. Is that the real one? Lucy, what's the correct ending to your story? We had a French brother that we had no idea about. I would never have guessed that one. Heaps less scandalous. Sorry, Marie, no fuel for you today, okay? Thanks.

Why you had a secret French brother, Lucy? How exciting. It was absolutely phenomenal. Like, yeah, I had absolutely no clue. And a week later, I actually found him on Facebook, contacted him, and we met up in Paris a week later. Because you were already over there. Wow.

Yeah. Great result. That is an incredible story and one of my favourites we've had on this segment. Was Dad doing the duty or? No, no, it was before he'd met my mum. And it was my younger brother who was over there as well. So it was before he'd met his mum as well, so he was

travelling. I wrote the one where your brother was your dad. Yeah, I was like wait. We're not that sorted. And that's Cliffhangers. If you've got one, we'd love to hear yours. Actually, you can submit it on our Instagram story at the moment

and we could get you on next week to have a Cliffhanger. Exactly. Go submit your stories and we'll do that on next week to have a club hangout. Exactly. Go submit your stories, and we'll do that again next week. Just search Bree and Clint on Instagram. Bree and Clint. This is really big news in the relationship world coming out today. Okay. There's a relationship guru, she calls herself. Her name's Cynthia Powell,

and she claims that if you fart in front of your partner, it leads to a stronger and healthier relationship. Cool. Who's this expert? Is she one of the married at first sight experts? No, this is a legit study and let's be adults about this. She said that if for couples who get over the initial embarrassment of breaking wind in front of each other early,

then they're more likely to stay together and live healthier lives. What is the obsession you have with me breaking wind in front of my partner? I'll stop you there. I'm not going to hound you anymore. You're your own person and you have your own relationship and I'm going to respect that from now on. Are you? I am.

Cool. We've got that on tape, right? We've got that on tape. Well, maybe for now. But I read this study and I thought, obviously Clint's not going to test this study. No, we've said that.

You're not going to test it out. No. That if you, you know. That's my special promise that I won't do that. You're not going to do it. Neither will she and we just don't. We just pretend that neither of us have buttholes. That's my special promise that I won't do that. You're not going to do it. Neither will she and we just don't. We just pretend that neither of us have buttholes.

That's how we live our lives. But I'm in a relationship and I never made that promise, did I? No, not that I'm aware of. I mean, it's a fairly new blossoming relationship that I'm in. Yeah. And I thought, you know, for the benefit of everyone that listens to our show, I think I have to test this theory out. Your poor partner.

And for the first time this morning, I farted in front of my girlfriend and I recorded it for all of your enjoyment. Does she want this played? Is she aware that it was being recorded? I'm not going to say. No, I don't care at this point. I don't care. I'm not going to say she's excited about it,

but she said, you know what, she's fine for it to be played. Right. So here it is. I've documented the first time doing a fluff in front of my girlfriend. Are you all right? Pardon? Jesus. Do you still love me?

Can you close her door? I'm so uncomfortable. Like I just... But what we can take from that clip still loves me. For now. Brie and Clint. Z For now. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. It's brand new Lady Gaga. It just dropped on Friday.

It's called Stupid Love. Banger! It's a good tune, right? I like it. It's so pop and so Lady Gaga. Speaking of Lady Gaga, I want you to imagine this situation.

Most of us have got an ex and most of us have got an ex that we were with for like a decent amount of time. Good amount of time. Like us have got an ex that we were with for like a decent amount of time amount of time like a long-term ex imagine you're on facebook and you see that ex and you see that their new partner is none other than lady gaga can you imagine because obviously it's always hard especially if you're with someone for quite a long time maybe it didn't end very well so it's always hard when you see the new person that they're dating, right?

Especially if they're the one that got away. Absolutely. That's the worst. And then you see that you've been replaced by Lady Goddamn Gaga. Like, what are you going to do? How are you going to compete with that? It's very hard to compete with. What are you going to do?

This is exactly the situation that has happened to someone called Lindsay Krauss. She's a writer for the New York Times and she found out on Facebook that her ex Michael Polanski is Lady Gaga's new boyfriend. Just looking up Michael Polanski. So he's the guy you might have seen if you follow Gaga. She put up a photo same weekend as the Super Bowl performance when J-Lo did that performance. Yes. They're on a boat and she's sitting in his lap. He's that guy. Oh, yes. I've seen this guy.

He's got big eyebrows. Sure. That's a pretty accurate way to describe him. He's cute though. Yeah. He's a cute guy. What, despite his big eyebrows? No, I love big eyebrows on a guy.

It's one of my favourite features on men. So Lindsay and Michael were in a relationship at university. Right. And then they were together for seven years. Oh my God. So like serious. Yeah. After they broke up,

they unfollowed each other on social media, which I think is pretty healthy actually. Yeah. I think, you know what? A good break like that is probably good. Yeah. And last time she thought to check in pre Lady Gaga, she found out that he'd actually blocked her.

Oh no. Maybe he was trying to save her. Yeah. From saying that he was actually blocked her. Oh, no. Maybe he was trying to save her from saying that he was dating Lady Gaga. Or he needed distance from her. He needed to not be checking her profile. So he's like, I'll block her, then I can't check. And then one day her phone started blowing

up with messages from her friends saying, answer your phone, it's an emergency. Your ex is dating Lady Gaga. She quite bravely... Just dance. You're going to be okay. Just dance. She quite bravely has written about it because she is a writer.

So she's written about it in the New York Times. What a story. She said it's hard. She said it's Lady Gaga. How can I be mad at Lady Gaga? You can't. She's awesome. She wrote about how she coped with it.

So how would you cope? Imagine you're ex, you find out your ex is dating, and I imagine she loves Lady Gaga. Well, imagine if you like her music. You can't listen to any of the music, especially not the new stuff. It might be about him. Imagine your partner gets together with Lady Gaga after you. I'd be devo.

What would you do? What would be your coping mechanism? What would you use? Well, usually I listen to Lady Gaga. No, I think the best thing that, in my opinion, that works, because obviously we've all been in that situation, is literally to unfollow them off everything. Pretend they don't exist.

But it's Lady Gaga. Like you turn on ZM and then you hear us play and you're like, no! And she's just released a new song. That's not great. The way Lindsay coped with it. She said she went shopping at a nice store she'd never been in before.

She went up to the counter with a dress that she couldn't afford. And the store attendant said, this is a lovely dress. What's the occasion? And she said, I just found out on Facebook that my ex-boyfriend is dating Lady Gaga. And what did the store person say?

She goes, very good. Swipe, swipe. Let's do it. I've got a really – is it a confronting question? No, I think this question – look, you have to take it. I guess in a situation like that, it's literally one of those moments, if you don't laugh, you'll cry. Right.

And that's why we're asking the question. It's a bit of tongue in cheek. Yeah. See the brighter side. You'd have to be on the other side of the hurt now to be able to contribute. Absolutely. And we understand that if you're not. Much like Michael Polanski, Lindsay Krause's ex,

who is now with Lady Gaga, did your ex upgrade from you? And can you be brave enough to call up and just admit it? You know, we've all been there. Yeah. Like, I'm not saying they're a better person. But maybe there's certain things that make them more of a catch. But then maybe they are a better person. They could be. Maybe they are a better person.

They could be. Maybe they're a doctor who works with refugees, and you're like, you know, I just can't compete with that. If you can tell us that your ex upgraded from you, we'd love your calls on air this afternoon. Call us 0800-DIAL-ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. Lady Gaga's new boyfriend, his name is Michael Polanski. His ex-girlfriend found out that he'd upgraded from her to Lady Gaga on Facebook.

See, I've never thought about that because obviously sometimes mega celebrities, and Lady Gaga is a mega juggernaut celebrity. Yeah. Date, I mean, you know, people who may not necessarily be in the public eye. So here's the thing. He's actually no slouch himself. What does he do? He runs a thing which is called,

where is it? The Parker Foundation. And the Parker Foundation is something that he set up with the guy who Justin Timberlake played in the social network. The guy who invented Napster, Sean Parker. Sean Parker. So he runs his foundation.

I mean, it's no poker face. Yeah, fair enough, actually. And we only say upgrade because, I mean, that's the language that she used. How do you compare yourself to a global superstar? You shouldn't. It's nothing to do with you. It's nothing to do with you. But still, it's a bit of a contrast.

Hey, maybe she has other qualities that she, you know, overtakes Lady Gaga in. Yeah, maybe she's good at playing the flute. Maybe she's good at indoor gardening. We want to know if you can admit that. Did your ex upgrade after they were with you?

Erin's here. Hi, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi. I love that you've called through. Is this about you? Yeah, it is. Unfortunately, I'm like the other way around. I feel like my current partner has downgraded to me, which is pretty savage. Oh, my God.

Why? Why do you say that? Tell us a bit about yourself first. Okay. Well, it's not to do with like achievements in life or anything. It's purely based on looks and like it's a pretty savage story actually. Oh, come on. Yeah.

Alrighty. Yeah. We were driving down Ponsonby Road and we were talking about Kimberley Cabello because I think we were listening to ZM and her song came on. I was like, man, she's really good looking. And my girlfriend said, yeah, she'd be like good looking. And she was like, maybe like a bit bigger and had, you know, less hair. And I didn't know, it was a bit tall.

And I was like, oh, so like your ex-girlfriend, Julia, right? And she was like, oh, um, no. And I was like, no, no, it's fine. So then I was like, oh, no. And I was like, no, no, it's fine. So then I was like, five seconds later. But, you know, if you saw us side by side and you didn't know our personalities and you didn't know anything about us, like, who would you rather? And she was like, you know, I can't answer that. You know, I can't answer that.

And I was like, well, you can't answer it. You can answer it. You can answer it. You can answer it. You can answer it. It's always you. You just say it's your current partner. You, I'd choose you. And I'd choose you every day of the week. Erin, I'm so sorry.

What do you mean you can't answer it? It's always you. You're the one I'd pick. We're talking about whether your ex upgraded after you and we've got some good texts as well. Yeah, there's someone that's texted through and they said, my ex of seven years upgraded from me

to a girl who had won Miss New Zealand. She is sweet and lovely and so beautiful. Definitely an upgrade. Damn, she's literally got an award. That says she's amazing. Yeah, she literally has a sash that says upgrade. Literally. That is hard to take.

Jamie, hi. Hi, Jamie. Hello. Hello. Did your partner upgrade after you? No, it was actually one of my friends. He was telling us this rad-ass story in class because his auntie, right, she was dating this guy.

He was a douchebag. And then they kept telling her to leave him. Eventually, she did leave him. And when she left him, she ended up with Stan Walker. Shut the hell up! What? What? That's a great outcome, Jamie.

I did not see that coming at all. And you told the story so well. I don't know if she's dating him now because I'm not a Stan man much. You're not a Stan man? I was not expecting that. Jamie, get on board. Stan runs a hot Instagram account. He's got good fashion tips.

He's got a good saying. He's dating someone that you kind of know. Sucks to be the original douchebag, right, Jamie? Yeah. Jamie, are you cutting onions or something? Oh, I'm cutting apples because mum told me to cut apples and she's a bit late. Jamie, how old are you? Oh, I'm 13. Jamie mum told me to cut apples and she's a bit late. Jamie, how old are you? Oh, I'm 13.

Jamie, you tell a ripping story. Have you ever thought about radio? Yeah, I actually have. Yeah. I thought of you guys playing me on it. Yeah, get into it, man. It's a good idea for you. Call any time, Jamie.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger to kick off the week for a Monday was where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the number one track on your 16th birthday. Vaughan's first.

Hey, Vaughan. G'day, Vaughan. How you going? Good, man. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. My day's nearly finished, so I'm looking forward to it. Good stuff.

Good. Let's finish it off with the birthday banger. What's your birthday, Vaughn? 28th of the 7th, 94. All right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of July, and on that day, this went to number one. Oh, this song.

Yolanda, be cool. Have we ever played this? I think we have once before. We actually played it at once. Oh, I can't remember now. Vaughan, do you like your birthday banger? I'll take that. Yeah, you'll take it, eh?

Good song to finish with, actually. Yep. Cool, okay. Pretty good tune. Wait there, Alex is here. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi.

What's your birthday, Alex? I'm 28th of September, 1994. All right. You were 16 in 2010, also on the 28th of September. And Alex, this is your birthday banger. We'll be young forever. You make me feel like I'm living a teenage life. Vintage Katy Perry.

Love this track from Katy Perry. I think it's so good. Yeah. Youintage Katy Perry. Love this track from Katy Perry. I think it's so good. Yeah. You like Katy Perry, Alex? I love it. I'm pretty sure I was at that concert when that album came out. Oh, that was the best album. This is the tour where I got to meet her.

Oh, yeah, and you said two words. And I couldn't speak, yeah. And I went redder than a beetroot. In fairness to you, she did have cream coming out of her bosom. Yeah, right? Okay, one more. Michaela, hi. Hi, Michaela. Hi.

What's your birthday, Michaela? 12th of July, 1996. All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 12th of July. And back in 2012, this went to number one. Fun. They were such a moment. They were, weren't they? Some Nights.

Probably their biggest song. Michaela, do you like Fun? Yeah, that's a cool song. It's a cool song, yeah. Okay, wait a minute. We've got three really good birthday bangers today. I like them all. No old school, but at the same time, like, none that you're like,

I'd be happy if any of these won today. Yeah, I like them all too. What are you leaning more towards? Do we try and remove one together? Okay. Are we going to remove Yolanda Be Cool? Yeah, we can remove that. Unfortunately.

Sorry, Devon. I know it's a good way to end your day. Okay. So, Fun and Katy Perry. Fun. I'm going to remove that. Unfortunately. Sorry, Devon. I know it's a good way to end your day. So Fun and Katy Perry. Fun. I'm going to vote Fun. Someone's got to vote. I'm going to vote Teenage Dream. Okay. Because I love that song. Yeah, I know.

I love it too, but I haven't heard the Fun song in ages. Do you want to change your mind? No, let's go to a split decision. Ellie. We will go to producer Ellie today. You have three songs to choose from. All songs fun song in ages. Do you want to change your mind? No, let's go to a split decision. Ellie. We will go to producer Ellie today. You have three songs to choose from. All songs are back in rotation. What's taking out birthday banger today?

Okay, I love fun. I was such a big fan of them, so I'm going to have to go with some nights. How am I not surprised by that? I should know that about you. Anything rock-based, it's always going to get a vote from Ellie. Okay, we can do that. That means that, Michaela, you've won birthday banner. Congratulations.

Thank you. That's awesome. Bree and Clint, here we go. Some nights I stay up, cashing in my bad luck. Some nights I call it a drop. Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle. Some nights I wish they'd just fall off But I still wake up, I still see octopuses But Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for

What do I stand for? What do I stand for most nights? I don't know anymore This is it boys This is war What are we waiting for Why don't we break the rules already I was never one to believe the hype

See that bulls are black and white Tried twice as hard and the math is like wood Here they come again to jack my style That's alright I found a martyr in my bed tonight Stops my bones from wondering Just who I am, who I am, who I am Oh, who am I?

Well, some nights I wish that this all would end Cause I tell you some friends were changed. And some nights I'm scared you'll forget me again. But some nights I always win. I always win. But I still wake up. I still see your ghost. Oh Lord, I'm still not sure What I stand for

What do I stand for What do I stand for Most nights I don't know So this is it I sold my soul for this Washed my hands of that for this I missed my mom and dad for this

No When I see stars When I see stars that's all they are Wash my hands of that for this. I miss my mom and dad for this. No. When I see stars, that's all they are. When I hear songs, they sound like a swan. So come on. Come on. Come on. Well, I'm sick of daddy songs. I've been a sin and avoid again Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands

The sun is now for the folks at home Sorry to leave, but I had to go Who the f*** wants to die alone? I'll ride up in the desert song My heart is breaking for my sister And the calm that she called love And then I look into my nephew's eyes. Man, you wouldn't believe the dream I just had about you and me

I called you up and we both disagreed It's for the best we get all this in It's for the best we get all this time. So, what about sitting in the sand? Oh, it's for the best we get all this time. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. Oh, what about sitting in the sand? That's fun and some nights. The winner of Birthday Banger today.

I wonder what they're up to these days. So, Jack Antonoff, who is, I thought, I think he's the brains behind Fun, he writes all the songs. Yeah. He's the guy who made the last Lorde album. Oh,

right. So, he's going okay. Yeah, he's doing alright. He made Green Light with Lorde. Right.

Yeah. Right, okay. He makes epic pop records now. He's kind of like Joel Little. Right. He was on the Taylor Swift documentary as well. He made some of Taylor Swift's recent music as well.

Oh, interesting. Facts. Brie and Clint. So this year, the International Comedy Festival returns to New Zealand for 2020, thanks to Best Foods Mayo. And Brie, as you may know, we've had a dream of getting you a set in the comedy festival. We know you've been working. No, no, no.

We know you've been working on your comedy. I thought this went away. This was something you mentioned once. Yeah. And then I thought we weren't doing anything more with this. Well, good news. The comedy festival is coming up. It starts April 30.

And I've got good news. We haven't been able to get you into the festival. Thank God. Which is why I've come up with this instead. Breeze Killer Comedy Set. What the hell is going on? I've organised a private comedy gig for you, where you'll be the headline act

of the comedy gig and you'll be performing to some listeners of the Bree and Clint show who we will invite. I'm actually going to start inviting today along to this gig this Thursday night. This Thursday? Yeah, this Thursday. That's four, that's

three nights away. Yeah, well it was going to be, that's four, that's three nights away. Yeah, well, it was going to be Friday, but your partner told us you're going away to the beach, so we couldn't do it on Friday. So it has to be on Thursday. Good news, good news. You're shitting me, aren't you? Yeah, no, no, no, not shitting you, no.

Where? How many people? That's TBC. Producer Ben and I are working on things like venue and that sort of thing. Oh, we haven't even got a venue. They're working on promotional side. But lock in the date, baby, because this Thursday night...

Breeze Killer Comedy Set. Yeah, it's going to be killer because I'm going to have a heart attack and die. It's going to be so good. We couldn't get you into the International Comedy Festival. Yeah, there's a reason for that. I'm not any good. But we're going to get you stage time instead. We're going to get you into the International Comedy Festival. Yeah, there's a reason for that. I'm not any good. But we're going to get you stage time instead. We're going to get you in front of a real audience.

It's going to be fantastic. I'm so, I'm so, no, I don't know. Nah. I'm the official promoter. The gig will happen this Thursday night after the show, probably seven o'clock-ish. Venue TBC, but I can promise you It will be in Auckland somewhere And we can narrow that down a bit

Producer Ben We're going to do it In Central Auckland Aren't we? Central Auckland? Yeah It'll be in Central Auckland And 0800 dials

Please tell me You're not charging people To come to this No no freebie It'll be freebie Of course 0800 dials Do you want to come to

Breeze Killer Comedy Set It's this thursday how am i meant to prepare oh you've got jokes you're funny as i've seen celebrity treasure island you've worked with me it's not gonna be good we're gonna is there anyone else please tell me there's someone else who's gonna be there so that people don't come all that way that's a really good idea no no no at this stage there's not but that's a really good idea. No? No, not at this stage. There's not. But that's a really good idea that maybe we can leave the promotional side to me.

Okay, well, I'm just giving you ideas. Producer Ellie, can we open the guest list now? Can we start taking? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, let's do it. Oh, 800 dials at M. How many spots can we give away?

Oh, plenty. Plenty? Yeah, plenty. I actually feel like my stomach just now has fallen out of my vagina. Like thinking about this. So you are funny. Oh, shut up. You are so funny.

It's not, no. That is such classic Brie gear. No. Pick that up, stuff it back in, because we need you standing. It's stand-up comedy, and we need you standing on stage this Thursday. How long am I meant to do?

Oh, just like 30 minutes. 30 minutes? Mate, Guy Williams is an hour. You'll be fine. Guy Williams is a professional comedian. Yeah, and he had to start somewhere. So the guest list's open. We're taking people on 0800 dials.

It'll be free, but you've got to be able to come to Central Auckland this Thursday night, venue TBC. I won't mind if we don't sell it out, to be honest. Justin Bieber, Intentions. You know what Justin Bieber's got, Brie? What? A fantastic manager in Scooter Braun. You know what you've got?

Not that. A fantastic manager in me. If you missed it, I just took the pleasure of launching this event right here. Brie's Killer Comedy Set. What have you idiots done? I have to do this now? Yeah, we tried to get you into the 2020 NZ International Comedy Festival. What did they say?

No. So instead of putting you in the festival, we have organised your own gig where you will be the headliner. Okay. You will be the headline act. You realise that I have done comedy? Yes.

Twice? Yes. Like one, two, twice. That's twice as many times as me. And guess how many times it went well? How many? Zero. Okay, well, you're due a win.

Let's look at it that way. I've opened the guest list, and we're looking for people who would like to come along this Thursday to a yet-to-be-confirmed venue in central Auckland. Three days away.

Tia, hi. You'd like to come along to Bree's killer comedy set? Yes, I'd love to come. Of course you would. It's a great idea. Well-run, well-promoted, funny idea. Can I just say I

apologise in advance. I think it'll be great. Would you like to bring a friend? Yeah, I'd love to bring a friend. You're in. You're coming. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. Kayla, would you like to come to Brie's killer comedy set? Is that what we called it? Yeah, that's what we called it. You want to come?

Kayla. Hello. Kayla's out. Yeah, of course I want to come. It's a great idea, right? Like it's time for Brie to level up. Don't worry about it, girl. Okay, well, I'm glad I've got support from people. I don't know if it's support because they want to laugh with me or just mainly at me. These are great options. Definitely with you. Yeah, with you. And a little bit at you. Okay, Kayla, you and a friend are in. Congratulations. This kiss list is filling up so fast.

Oh, I can't believe how many people are calling for this. Let's get some mails on. Devon, would you like to come to... Hey. Hello. Hello. I would like to come, but Devon's actually a secret code name to get through.

This is actually a renowned comedian slash writer slash have you been paying attention panelist Eli Mathewson. Oh, no. Oh, no. Eli, help me, please. Eli Mathewson. I am helping. A man who knows comedy.

He writes comedy. He performs comedy. You'd like to come along, Eli. Yeah. I mean, I'll only come if I can perform because I'm a horny little bench for the stage. Yes! And this is also, this took off a few birds in one stone, really, because I did promise Brie I would come to one of her gigs.

But if I can get on stage, that means, like, I've got more incentive to go. When, when, Eli? And it means we actually have a real comedian at the event. Yeah, right? God, I'm such a good promoter. I've just got two acts in the space of five minutes. I'm so good at this. Eli, not only are you coming, mate, you're booked. Congratulations.

You're officially booked. Lock it in, Eli. I'm so excited about this. Can you tell? I can hear it in your voice. It's really, really gorgeous to hear. So much. Two horny benches for the stage in one night. What more could anybody ask for?

Producer Ellie, how are we running the guest list? How do more people get to come along to this comedy gala festival? They can text us on 9696. Just say, I want to come to Bree's Comedy Fest. Yeah, this Thursday night in Auckland City. I think, no, look, we're full. Now they can DM us. There's all sorts of ways you can let us know.

Yeah, and you'll find people and let them know. Yeah. Wonderful. And can people stop calling? Oh, God. This is good. I think this is how Woodstock started. I feel better.

We have a real comedian. Eli, yeah, very good. I think this is how Woodstock started. At least at Hayer Feel Better we have a real comedian. Eli, yeah, very good. I am a big fan of the new technology that I think is worth it. Oh, yeah? You know, like the new gadgets and things. Like that jacket that I got that can automatically control the playlist by touching the sleeve. Not so much that.

Yeah, to be honest, I haven't used it much either. I was going to say. Good idea. Good idea in theory., I haven't used it much either. I was going to say. Good idea. Good idea in theory. But not hyper practical. Not super practical. This, I think, is going to help a lot of people. And it's probably one of the coolest pieces of tech I've seen for a little while.

It is pretty much going to revolutionize getting a sunburn. Whoa. Or not getting a sunburn. I was going to say. Yeah, okay. Rather, sorry, not getting a sunburn. Revolutionize sun protection. Yes. There weburn. Whoa. Or not getting a sunburn. I was going to say, yeah, okay. Rather, sorry, not getting a sunburn. Revolutionize sun protection. Yes.

There we go. Exactly. So it's a bracelet and it's called the Sun Friend Bracelet. And essentially you wear it when you're going into the sun or you're laying in the sun. And it tells you when you've reached the point where you're going to get sunburnt. Right. What a great idea.

What an awesome idea. And I was like, I need to know more about this. How does it work? And obviously people have different skin types. Yeah. Anyway, so it takes into account how much sun you're taking in and also your skin type. Yeah, right. So it works differently for everyone.

I was going to say, it'd be very different for like you to me. Exactly. You, Australian. Very. differently because i was gonna say it'd be very different for um like you to me exactly yeah you australian very seen a bit more sunshine than me yeah uh me i'm pretty pale actually you are pretty pale very pale yeah you and i would need the minimum setting i think so too um so apparently to check where you are like like with your UV capacity, you press a button called the check UV and it lights up from 1 to 11. Yeah. And when you reach 11, you know it's time to get out of the sun.

What a genius idea. I know. I just hope that it's actually, you know, something that is legit. It needs to be more than legit it needs to not be ugly well this is the thing because if you're sunbathing like most of the time you're at the beach you got your best keeney on you want to look cool you don't want to be wearing something that looks like a computer on your wrist yeah also i didn't even think about this what about getting a tan from the bracelet yeah okay show me what it looks like okay so this is what they look like apparently they come in like a bunch of different

colors yeah um and it's not i mean it's not super big it's not oh it's hideous it's gonna save you that is hideous it looks like a kid's like fisher price toy i watch it does would you rather that or putting sunscreen on? To be honest, I would probably get an app and it would do the same thing. Oh, get an app. It will. That's the thing.

All right, nice try. Brie and Clint. This is exciting. For the first time ever, obviously we're the world-renowned show for aviation-based news. Yes, Brie? Yes, and we also are renowned for taste-testing things.

Yes, well, this is good. It's a good hybrid. This is the first ever aviation food news on the show. Oh, there we go. We don't ever sting for that, though, so we'll get around to it. I'll play the aviation bit, and if you could just add like a yummy, yummy on there if you can. Yeah, cool.

It's time for aviation food news. Oh, you got that yummy, yum. That was all right. It's time for aviation food news. Oh, you got that yummy yum. That was good, I think. I think that was good. People in Dublin at the end of this month. Oh, Dublin? Yeah, Dublin Island. Will be able to start ordering food

from services like Uber Eats and Deliveroo. They've got other ones overseas. All those other things. Via drone this month. All those other things. Via drone. This month. Oh, stop it. Drone food starts arriving.

Yeah. So how it works is they have a drone which is called, we like to give the details because we're big on aviation news in this show. It's called a MNA 1090. Oh, not the 1090. Yeah, 1090. That's a really solid drone. So this drone will not fly in airplane space.

Okay. It will fly about 10 meters off the ground constantly. Right. So you can see it. So it's safe. So you'll be able to see it, yeah. Yeah. And it'll buzz along.

And then when it gets to your house, it will have cargo doors, which open. You have to catch it. No, no. I thought you were going to say it will release it and you have to catch it. That'd be fun. No, a winch will be used and it will lower the food down to the ground on a hook

and then it will release the food and then fly away. This is like some Home Alone shit gadgets up in here. Home Alone gadgets? This is better than Home Alone gadgets. No, but you know like he had cool he had pretty cool stuff. He had a Michael Jordan statue on a train.

Like, literally, we are talking about space age stuff. He had that cool talk boy toy. No, this is way better than this. This is the real future of food delivery. They reckon, um, they reckon that the problem with things like Uber Eats currently is paying people to deliver it.

Yeah, well, it sometimes can get pricey. And you know what? I feel bad because I still think that they're not getting paid enough money. Yeah, but you don't want to pay them. But I don't want to pay an extra $8 on top of that if I'm getting one pizza. No, and this is where my dad has said for years that robots are coming to take our job. In this sense, if you're an Uber Eats delivery driver, my dad's right, this drone is literally coming to take your job. And they reckon that this technology,

which is being trialled in Dublin at the end of March, will be commonplace in major cities across the world within five years. Oh. Come on. I'm a little bit disappointed. Five years, that's revolutionary. I was hoping it'd be in the next couple of months because I'm a little bit disappointed. I was hoping. Five years, that's revolutionary. I was hoping it'd be in the next couple of months because I'm still living in an apartment and I hate going downstairs to get my food.

You could just fly straight in the window. Five years. Imagine, I'd be like, come on in. Trap the drone in there and be like, give me the rest of your food, you stupid drone. Give it to me. That's our first ever aviation food news. Do the... You got that yummy, yum.

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