ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – March 31st 2020

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Isolation New Zealand day six, Brie isolation day two. Any other important stats that we need to list off? Brie matching her t-shirt with her drink bottle day one. Oh yeah, no this is day two of that. Is it? Is this your second day in a row wearing the same t-shirt? No, it was a different colour pink but very similar to the water bottle. Oh good to know there's a bit of variety involved.

I'd like to ask, we can't access Ben at the moment. Actually, no, I think we can access Ben. Ben, turn your microphone on on your thing. Turn on your webcams. And yeah, no, he doesn't want to come on. Turn your microphone on, Ben. Why doesn't he want to come on? Ben, turn your microphone on.

Ben, turn your microphone on. Ben? Are you there? Yeah, g'day, guys. Ben here from Christ microphone on. Ben, turn your microphone on. Ben? Are you there? Yeah, g'day, guys. Ben here from Christchurch. Ben. G'day, guys.

Ben here from Christchurch. How are we? Oh, no. What's going on? Wait. Is that going to work? Oh, I just love beers. All right.

No, screw you, Ben. Oh, I just love beers. Up yours, Ben. And I love to meet some women. We get to say whatever we want about you now. I love to just, you know, go out and meet the girls and get my moustache on. You know what I like to call my moustache? What? The chick magnet.

Yeah, I know. I've heard that about you. Also, seeing as you won't, seeing as, I mean, real Ben, now that you're here. Yeah. I heard that you're also You've made a decision, you're turning vegetarian Yeah, you know, after a lot of thought And just this whole isolation thing

I just thought it would be best If I would just go on the veg I'm already on the vag So I thought, go on the veg Yeah, that's good And also, I heard the big rugby news I saw on your Instagram, you said you hate the Crusaders. Yeah, I just came to my senses about that the other day,

and I thought, you know, the Crusaders, who needs them? Not me. I'm a Blues fan all the way, always have been. I mean, I'm pretty much, you know, I'm an Aucklander at heart, Clint. You know, I told you that in confidence, and I'm ready to come out with the world and just, you know, really tell the world that I'm a Blues fan. with the world and just, you know, really tell the world that I'm a Blues fan. That's great

to hear, Ben. That's great to hear. Yeah, good. Guys, I've got to go. I'm going to go comb my moustache. Yeah, we can't hear Bree over you so you better go anyway. Okay, cool. See you guys. See you, Ben. See you, Ben. That was nice here from Ben. He sounds so positive too, which is good. Yeah, it sounds like

he's made some good decisions while in quarantine. A lot of real big self-reflection for him, I Ben. He sounds so positive too, which is good. Yeah, it sounds like he's made some good decisions while in quarantine. A lot of real big self-reflection for him, I feel. He's literally on a live stream with us at the moment, but he refused to turn his microphone. And that's what you get, okay? That's what you get. That's what you get, Ben. That's what you get.

Any other admin? Yeah, you bitch. Any other admin we need to tick off before we tuck in today's podcast? Don't make it long. I want to go. No, I think that's about it. Enjoy the podcast. Ellie, anything from you?

Anything to add from you? No, nothing really. No, good. Yeah, cool. Well, that's what I wanted, so it's good. Stay inside, people, if you're listening to this, or I'll come to your house. Well, after this is all over, and I'll shit on your porch. There you go. That's a Brie Thomasale guarantee.

When you hear the bell, the podcast will begin, so just listen carefully. Ooh, den is on. Enjoy the podcast. Woo! Where did we get this bell? Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute

Alexa, play ZM on iHeart Radio Playing ZM on iHeart Radio Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 G'day everybody, Brie and Clint Live for another afternoon I'm here in the ZM studio.

Bree, where are you? Where are you? I am in my living room. Hey, producer Alan, Big Al, could you turn some lights on here in the living room? Sorry, just getting the producers put to work here at home. This is your dream, isn't it? You sitting at home on the couch,

your flatmates at your beck and call. Your flatmates have now become your producers. It's great. I'm just putting them all to work. Annabelle, can you put our dinner on? Can you start that slow-cooked lamb, please? That'd be good. We joke, but this is your dream.

We should find a way of live streaming this, by the way, at some stage. We get a live stream going so we can see you in your quarantine. I'm pretty sure we can. Yeah? Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can do Yeah? Yeah. I'm pretty sure we can do that, but I'll just have to let Alan, you have to put pants on, I'm afraid. No, he doesn't. No, no. No, you don't. No. Okay.

We've decided you don't. No, we've decided that that is a wonderful addition to our live stream. That'll be a feature. Yeah, an extra member in the live stream. Literally. Alan's member. Hey, fun show coming up for you guys today. All the usual bits. Birthday banger, it happens earlier now.

We're going to do it at 4.30. We're also going to dig into what went down on The Bachelorette last night because that was a situation, wasn't it? Everyone was talking about The Bachelorette last night. Of course, Lucina and Lily, you got to see who each of them picked or didn't pick. Sorry, spoiler alert. And Lily, you got to see who each of them picked or didn't pick. Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert.

Before we tuck into that, we'll obviously give you full spoiler alerts just in case you haven't had a chance to watch that final episode just yet. Which you should have. You're in quarantine. There's nothing else to do. That's a very good point. What did you have, touch rugby? No. Yeah, exactly.

No, you've got nothing going on at the moment, do you? Except trying to keep your job going and look after your kids. Yeah, and all the housework. Yeah, and all the housework. And becoming a personalised chef for the family. And the impending pressure of a potential apocalyptic situation in the back of your mind. And there's that gum nut nativity scene that I'm working on.

What's gum nut? Oh, I just get some gum nuts and then I just make them into little people. I'm creating an activity scene. You know, just a lot of time on my hands. I thought it was something weird, so that's fine. Next though, let's start the show with a round of Quarantine Cluedo. Do you need a break

from whatever you're doing at home at the moment and do you want to be a contestant on Quarantine Cluedo? Basically, we're going to guess which part of the house you've decided to self-isolate in at this very moment. That's right. Pretty simple game. If you want to play 0800DIALZM, all you need to be is at home. Yeah, Bree's going to be playing today as well because she is at home.

If you want to help me guess where she is, then you can call as well. 0800DIALZM. We'll play Quarantine Cluedo after Benny on ZM. It's time for another round of Quarantine Cluedo. This is the game where we guess what part of the house have you quarantined yourself in this afternoon?

Bree is actually quarantined in her own house and broadcasting live from there right now. Come in, Bree. G'day. I'm here. Can't see you anymore. Your laptop's closed. Yes, I know. Well, I'm playing the game.

I don't want you to see where I'm going. Oh, I see what's happening. Right. Also, I've just realised you're going to have to call me because my headphones don't reach where I want to go into the house. Okay, Producer Ellie, can you get Bree on the phone, please? That's fine, Bree, because you'll be last to play the game today. Okay, perfect. Our guests need to go first, and Kendrick's here to play Quarantine Cluedo.

Hi, Kendrick. Hi, Kendrick. Hey, how's it going? We're good. Thank you. What part of New Zealand are you quarantined in currently? Auckland. You're in Auckland City.

Taumaki Makaurau. Very good. And who are you isolated with? I've got a pretty full house at the moment, living with my parents and then my sister and then our partners. Okay. Oh, how's that going?

Yeah, seven. Right. It's not too bad. Me and my partner have our own little outhouse, which is nice so we can kind of find some family if need be. Oh, delightful. You wouldn't even know anything bad's happening. They can stay out of the family drama.

Okay, Kendrick, Brie and I are going to ask you one question each to try and get a clue as to where you are hiding at the moment, and then we'll guess where you are. Have you got a Cluedo name for Kendrick, Brie? I'm going to say Colossal Crow. Colossal Crow. Very good. I don't know why Colossal Crow, but it's Colossal Crow. Colossal Crow. Very good.

I don't know why Colossal Crow, but it's Colossal Crow. Colossal Crow, can I ask, the room that you're in currently, is it appropriate to wear shoes in that room? Yep, I'd say so. Yep. All right. Appropriate to wear shoes. Do you think, Colossal Crow,

it's appropriate to eat in the room that you're in? I wouldn't say food is typically eaten in this room, no. Right. Ooh, that gives us something. But is it frowned upon? No. No, okay. Not really. So it's not the toilet.

It's not the toilet, no. There's the only room I think would be frowned upon to eat food in, right? Would you say bathroom? Yeah, you don't normally eat food in the bathroom. But it's not frowned upon. No, it's not frowned upon. If you're chowing down on some cornflakes in the bathroom. Shower beers, good place.

That's a drink that's different. I'm happy to go bathroom if you are. Should we go bathroom? Yeah, I say we go bathroom. Colossal Crow, are you currently quarantined in the bathroom? I am not. Where are you? I'm in the garage.

You can eat in the garage. Lots of people eat in the garage. Do they? Yeah, what if you're having a party in the garage? How often do you come out to the garage to have a snack? No, he's got a point. He's got a point, I must say, Clint. We have Christmas in the garage at my family's place.

That's fine. Okay, thank you, Colossal whatever your name was. Yeah, Kendrick. That's good. Let's go to Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Good. Let's get your Cluedo name from the genius mind of Brie Tavisar. I'm going to say Mrs. Placenta. You've used placenta already. Have I? Yeah. Come on, mate.

You can't be drying up already. All right. Mrs. Gastro. Mrs. Gastro. Welcome to the show. Now, Mrs. Gastro, we have a couple of questions for you to try and figure out where you are in the house. I'm going to start with

the room that you're in. Have you ever made love in that room? Ooh. Oh, yes. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I mean, that could be anywhere, Clint.

Let's be real. In my house, it could be only one place. Let's be real. In my house, it could be only one place. Let's hope for you, Chrissy, that it's not the toilet. I'm going to ask, the room that you're currently in, would you say you spend more than 50% of your time in the house in that room? I would, yes. It's the bedroom it's the lounge it's oh yeah i reckon it's the bedroom are you in the bedroom um mrs what was your name

again mrs gastro mrs gastro yes i am yeah yeah got one right Right. Okay, good. I love it. Fantastic. Thank you, Mrs. Gastro, and good luck with everything, you know, the gastro and stuff. Finally, Bede is here to play Quarantine Cluedo. Hello, Bede. Hello, Bede. Hello, Bede. Or as Brie likes to call you for the... Professor Buttcheeks.

Professor Buttcheeks. I knew it was you. I thought it was going to be Big Bottom. We had him yesterday. Professor Buttcheeks. Whose house are you currently in? Mine. You're in your own house.

Do you live alone? No, I've got my wife and my daughter. Wife and your daughter, okay. Hmm, Professor Buttcheeks. The room that you're in. Do you spend any time naked in this room? No. No. Professor Buttcheeks,

would you say the room that you're in is a good room to watch movies or be on, you know, Netflix in? On my phone, yes. Okay, there we go. That gives us something. It's not appropriate to be naked, which rules out the bathroom. I'd say the toilet, the bedroom.

He watches Netflix on his phone, which means it's not the lounge because there would be a television there to watch it off. It's got to be the toilet. You reckon toilet? You've never been naked in your toilet? Yeah, I mean, I have, but not if it's like a single toilet and you live with people because then you have to run to the bathroom, you know? My wife just yelled out what it was.

Professor Butchix, are you in the toilet? No. No, far out. Where are you? In the laundry. Oh. Who's watching Netflix in the laundry laundry professor butchers okay professor but hex i need your help um i need you now to help me figure out where brie is quarantined

because she's broadcasting from home today uh and brie's name will be uh big big booty. Big, big, big booty. See, not as easy as you think. Big booty. Professor Bumcheeks has a question for you. Do you eat in the room that you're in? Do you eat in the room you're in? I would say that I have eaten in this room at one point, yes. But I wouldn't say it's a typical activity for this room.

Big booty. Yes. Are you currently in your en suite toilet? Bum bum. Gotcha. Are you currently in your walk-in wardrobe? Yep, I'm in the closet, and it wouldn't be the first time. Oh, well, Professor Bumcheeks, you win some, you lose some.

Thank you for playing Quarantine Cluedo this afternoon. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Look, I know everything is a bit out of whack at the moment, but there's something that doesn't stop on our show is, of course, we are the leading show for aviation and maritime news. And I've got a pretty special aviation news story this afternoon, probably one of my favourites ever on aviation. There can't be many of them around at the moment.

There's not much aviation at the moment. No, there isn't. But this is a historic aviation news story. Okay. Probably my favourite one we've ever done. Have you ever heard of a guy named Tony Mendez, who was a former CIA chief of disguise? Yep.

I thought you would have. He's very famous in the aviation sector. But there's a story that's come out about him recently because back in the late 1960s, Tony invented essentially what they're calling a concealment device for when CIA agents were flying. So when they were obviously having to do flights, you know, across the country or wherever

they were going. And that concealment device, so essentially it's like a spy concealment device kit. What's it concealing? Well, it was concealing. That's a great question, Clint. It was something, it was like pretty much essentially like a thing where they could signal distress or, you know, pretty much saying that they were in trouble, like a little device. Do you mean a concealed device?

No, no, no, no. Do you mean a device that was concealed or a device for concealing things? So this was a concealment device. Okay. So that's what they called it. It's right here on paper. And this lady here from the museum will tell you exactly what it was. Okay. So that's what they called it. It's right here on paper. And this lady here from the museum will tell you exactly what it was. Okay.

This is a concealment device that is developed to be worn on the human body. So it is a scrotum concealment device. It's designed to hide a small miniaturized escape radio. And I think it's genius. Essentially it was a fake scrotum that he developed with fake pubic hair and everything. And essentially it was designed to be glued onto the man's scrotum and look like, you know, it was the real thing.

Because back in the day, did you know that when they searched you, they actually wouldn't search a man's genitals for contraband? What, as like a mark of respect? Well, I don't know. I know this is war, but I'm not going there. People would get a bit testy with it, you know, so they would just steer clear of it. Or they just thought there's no way that they could be hiding not going there. People would get a bit testy with it, you know, so they would just steer clear of it. Or they just thought there's no way that they could be hiding anything in there.

Well, you know, I mean, exactly. I mean, what are you going to hide? It's two tiny little sacks. So technically this is a concealment device and a concealed device because it was a concealed radio that was also concealing his testicles. Yeah, so it was pure genius by Tony Mendez. I mean, what a pioneer in the Chief of Disguise Department. Unfortunately, they deemed it to be a bit nuts,

so it never got commissioned. Yeah, fair enough. Can you imagine training day at the CIA when they had to learn how to put these on? You just got all these agents there hunkered around with no pants on and you've got Tony Mendes at the front going, and then you take some glue and then you wipe it around your genitals. And then someone goes, mine doesn't fit.

I need a bigger size. Shut up, Jeff. And then someone kicks someone in the nuts and they go, oh, my radio. God, the nation was glued to their televisions last night for the final of The Bachelorette. Yes, and that, also that and also everyone was at home because everyone's in self-isolation. Yeah, very good point.

It's a great time to have a TV show on, isn't it? Perfect time for the finale. I mean, everyone would have been glued to the screen. There's a real issue that no one can make any more TV shows at the moment, though. Like, Shorten Street, the ratings will be booming, but they're going to run out of episodes. Yeah, that sucks. And when do you need a Shorten Street theme

line more than right now? They should be doing a real-life theme, like, storyline about coronavirus. Coronarami. Coronarami? Poonami, but coronarami. Oh, that was a stretch. Anyway.

That was a stretch. Very big stretch. The Bachelorette, we need to do a spoiler alert. If you haven't seen it yet, we are going to talk about what happened on last night's episode. So you've got five, four, three, two, one. I just pictured everyone running across their kitchen to turn off like Alexa or something.

No, most people have seen it, I think. Yeah, you'd think so because, I mean, everyone's at home at the moment. But, oh, my God, some stuff went down. Lucina chose no one. She literally chose no one. She honey badgered it. Yeah, she did the honey badger, yeah. She did the Nick Cummins like he did on The Australian Bachelor.

She had a taste of the honey pot and she put it back. She went into the final with only one man and we're like, well, he's won. And then the episode starts with him on Piha Beach and she's like, yeah, nah, not keen. Literally 10 minutes and then she just got rid of him and then they moved on to Lily's Journey. Can you imagine you're Aaron, the guy that she didn't choose, and you're like, well, I'm the last one. It's just me and Lucina. It's going to be me. It's obviously going to be me.

I feel like he knew. Deep down? Yeah, deep down. I feel like you'd know that. Yeah, well, he kept saying he was in love with her and then she never said anything back. Yeah, well, that's true. This is what Lucina had to say to Aaron on The Bachelorette last night.

Well, I wanted to bring you here, obviously, before the rose ceremony. So, like, I've decided that I didn't want to take anyone to the final rose. I love that girl. And today's that. That's when I'm going to see her again. Oh. And today's that. That's when I'm going to see her again. So hard when you know that someone is actually in love with you because they keep saying it. And they've been saying it since like episode three.

And you're now on episode 33. And you're just, you can see in her face, she was just 100% not digging it. She had the ick. She had the ick through the whole season. Do you reckon she did? Yeah, I think so. But they were passionate and stuff.

Yeah, but I think... Maybe they only pashed every episode. Nah, I think she had a bit of the ick. You know, there's a real issue with these bachelorettes and bachelors now. I watched the Art Green one, aka the only successful season of The Bachelor or Bachelorette New Zealand's Ever Done. Oh, you're forgetting Lily found someone. We don't know if that's survived yet.

Yeah, but we will tonight. We will tonight. Yeah, but we don't know that. So she, in my book, she's not a success yet. She's not. I feel like they are still together. Well, I don't know. Jordan had a partner at the end of his episode,

and then we found out, like, as soon as they came back, that, nah, he hadn't talked to her since then. That's true. So Lily, I will not accept Lily as a success yet. And this is the difference. What Art did in his season, he pashed no one. The only person he pashed. Did he not?

He pashed no one. And the only person he pashed, I'm pretty sure, was he either pashed Matoodles after he chose her, or he might have had a cheeky pash with the final two when they had those night aways. God, they need to call Disney, because obviously that was the Frozen one, the original.

Yeah, exactly right. And that's how you do it. Nah, I couldn't do it like that. You have to try before you buy. Yeah, I just. Don't you? I don't know. You would never date someone.

You tell me right now, Clint, you would never date someone. For how long are they on that show? Two months. Two months, yeah. And not kiss them. That's ridiculous. No, I'd be passioning them all. Yeah, exactly.

But I'm not saying I would be successful. That's the difference, okay? I'm saying we've got the blueprint, and if you want to follow the blueprint, you don't do any passion. Who needs success when you've got some tongue? That's what the saying is. We sympathise with Lucina

because she was clearly just not into it and that's fine. We're actually proud of her for sticking to her guns and prioritising herself and going, well, there's no one here for me so I'm not going to waste anybody's time, right?

I think so too and I also respect her for doing it on the TV show because as we saw with Honey Badger, he absolutely copped it afterwards and it's not an easy thing to do. And he's not a bad guy either. No. And he's not a bad guy either. No.

And she's not a bad person either. No, but. But she did have to break someone's heart. Absolutely. And can you imagine if she had said yes for the TV show, because obviously she wasn't feeling it, and then she had to break up with him two weeks later. It's going to hurt him even more.

Yeah. And just hurt all of our hearts when we find out it wasn't real. Plus she had to go to Australia for some bushfires and now coronavirus, so they wouldn't have got to hang out anyway. Yeah. We want to ask you this afternoon, have you had to break someone's heart? Like that, like kind of like that. Obviously not on TV, but you knew they were in love with you,

but you just weren't vibing it for some reason and it was hard to do, but you had to break their heart. Maybe there was another reason. Maybe you were in love with someone else. Who knows? There could be an array of reasons. But are you willing to call us this afternoon on 0800DIALZM and tell us about a time you broke someone's heart?

If you are, call us now, 0800DIALZM. Brie and Clint. Brie, you there? Oh, sorry. I didn't realise it was my turn. Hey, we're just talking about, obviously, I'm at home at my house and it's very difficult sometimes when you can't see each other. We're talking about The Bachelorette, which went down last night

and Lucina had to break Aaron's heart. Basically, he was the only guy left and she still had to say, even though you're the last one here, you're not getting a rose. I don't choose you. Yeah, she honey badgered him is what now that term means. And I respect her for doing it. I mean, I feel bad for the guy. I do.

But I'd feel worse if she just said yes because it was the show and then she had to break up with him later on. I mean, that's going to be even more horrible for the guy, put him through more. But she broke his heart. It's like that episode of The Simpsons, though, when Lisa breaks Ralph's heart. And remember, it's on TV, and they slow it down,

and they can pinpoint the moment that his heart splits in two. That's what I felt like for Aaron last night. I saw him on Piha Beach there doing a cry in his chinos with no shoes on, and I was like, the boy's doing it tough. He was really struggling. I think he was holding back quite a lot, too, because, I mean, he'd said he'd loved her like 50 million times So we definitely knew

He got all in Yeah, yeah He was definitely all in Have you broken someone's heart like this? Like have you been in the situation where you knew you had to do it And you knew it was going to be painful But you had to do it anyway And you're willing to share it with us

Michaela's called through Hey Michaela Hi Hey Michaela, has through. Hey, Michaela. Hi. Hey. Michaela, has this happened to you? Are you willing to share a time that you broke someone's heart? Yeah, I do. So I met this guy last year and he was like last year in about March. And he fell in love with me on the spot. And I felt a bit, you know, pushed back from that

because I was just looking for people to get to know, you know. And I'm still actually getting to know people. How did you do it, Michaela? How did you break his heart? I broke his heart because I've been talking to him over the time and he today asked me if, you know, I'd get with him. Wait, this happened today? You did it today?

Yeah, this morning. What? During isolation? Yeah. Was it on Facebook? Yeah, because he listens to me on Facebook. Was it a Facebook message? Was it a video call? Was it on Facebook? Was it a Facebook message? Was it a video call?

Was it a Zoom? It was a Facebook message. Did you do it in house party and other people jumped in halfway through and they're like, oh, my God, are you breaking up with this guy? Michaela, savage. Sometimes these things have to be done, though, Michaela. They do. Better you do it now so that you can get on the Tinders for the rest of isolation.

Did Lucina inspire you? Finally, Hannah, did you have to break someone's heart? I did, yes, unfortunately. What happened? What happened? So we'd been dating for a good couple of months and I pretty much had to ick as if three spaces earlier. Yes.

And we just weren't vibing, unfortunately, and I did love him at the time. But not long after he said he loved me, I had to break it up with him. And I went round to his house to do it. We were private, so it was all, like, respectful and everything. And he pretty much said that I wasn't going to find what I was looking for. And real relationships have real issues all of the time. Oh, wait, he said this to you when you were breaking up with him?

Yeah, and so pretty much trying to keep me on board, but I just wasn't on board, unfortunately. And then when I finally just stood my ground, he screamed at me to get the F out of his house and then slammed the door in my face. Yeah, right. So we took it well then, Hannah. Yeah, we took it great.

It was a good time. How good is it when someone validates your tough decision? When you were like, I don't know if this is the right thing to do and then they do something and you go, actually, no, I was right on the money. This was fantastic. Because let me ask Hannah, if he had taken it really well, you probably would have been more likely to be like, crap, was that the right decision?

But obviously. No, because we've been, I've been to-ing and fro-ing from this idea for a while. You feel like it was done no matter what. Can you imagine if Aaron and the bachelorette last night had been like, get out of my house! And Lucina's like, we're at the beach, dude. Chill out. Chill. It's okay, bro.

It's all good. Okay. And then after that, he moved to beach, dude. Chill out. Chill. It's okay, bro. It's all good. Okay. And then after that, he moved to Wellington as well. So, my bad. Oh, God. You really destroyed him, huh? Thank you for sharing with us. Poor guy.

The final final of The Bachelorette is on tonight on TVNZ On Demand. No, on TVNZ. Sorry, TVNZ 2. Yes. You can find out if Lily and Richie are still together. And hopefully the scene is on there too. This is where the good stuff goes down. Bree and Clint.

Oh, you know, this quarantine period or isolation, whatever you want to call it, it's bringing out all different types of things in people. And a big one, I feel, is the cooking aspect. We did talk about what your dad's go-to meal was to cook yesterday. Chicken surprise. Chicken surprise. I mean, who doesn't want a bit of chicken surprise?

But we've started a new thing that we're calling Quarantine with me, which we want you to share with us. Have you gone over the top in the kitchen? Do you have all this time where your inner chef is now coming out and you're just cooking real elaborate stuff. Or at least trying to anyway. Yes. First up, we'll be the judges, but first of all, Brie,

I would like to quarantine with you. Okay. What are you cooking? What's the fancy over-the-top meal you've decided to prepare for dinner? Oh, that's funny you ask, Clint. I hadn't even prepared to tell you anything. But I, this evening, will be cooking chicken spicy Thai peanut ramen.

Sorry, what? It felt like you just said a whole lot of words. I will be cooking a chicken spicy Thai peanut ramen. Not a spicy chicken Thai peanut ramen. However you want to say it. There'll be bok choy. There'll be bamboo shoots. There'll be a ramen broth from scratch.

Wonderful. Clearly no shortages at your supermarket at the moment. You've got all the goods you need. We do. Well, we haven't been to have a look yet, but it should be okay, right? And are you on top of the meal? Like, do you have it under control? I will be on top of it.

No, I mean, like, is it something that you're capable of producing? No, I've never made it before in my life. So you also, your flatmates will also be having chicken surprise. Absolutely. Chicken surprise tonight. Or chicken surprise soup, we like to call it. Welcome to Quarantine with me, Kerry, by way of Mossburn. How's Mossburn today, Kerry?

G'day, Kerry. Hi, how you doing? Not too bad. That's good. What's happening with you, Kez? Quarantine with us. Well, we've got my brother and sister down here farming with us at the moment in Mossburn, and my brother and my partner went out and shot a fat stag the other night.

Right. So I brought it home and I butchered it up. And that same night, I marinated the meat. And then we had venison backsteak burgers with homemade chips. Now, Kerry, is this something that you would usually do? Or is this what quarantine has brought out of you? You're like, you know what? I'm going to kill my dinner and then marinate it. Yeah, well, we're from a hunting background.

So it was just a stroke of luck, really. But we are pretty lucky. We don't have to, I don't have to pay for meat. And how do you feel your marinated venison backstrap burgers compare with Bree's chicken surprise? Well, I mean, you know, Bree's like my favourite radio host. I don't want to, like, you know, do anything to make her angry. It's okay, Kerry.

You go hundy on me. We'll still be friends. Okay, you wait there, Kerry. She, they sound delicious, like crazy. I want to go to Kerry's house. Let's quarantine with Courtney, who's in Wellington. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Court.

How are you guys? Good, how are you, Courtney? I'm going to go, see. Courtney, how are you, Courtney? I'm going good, thanks. Courtney, we want you to quarantine with us. Tell us, what's the elaborate meal that you're making or you're going to make? On the weekend, me and my fiancé, we made homemade dumplings and scratch. Yes! And we had to grind the meat ourselves because the supermarket didn't have mince.

And we had to roll them out and it took us like three hours. Wait, Courtney, did you just say you grinded your own meat for the dumplings? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we've got an attachment in our mixer, so it did it itself. I'll bet you do. Yeah. That is so, and how were they? Wait, what?

No, sorry, we were doing some innuendo about you grinding your own meat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Courtney. How were they? They were so good. We had a bit of, like, mares trying to, like, cook them. So we, like, tried to steam them in the oven and it didn't work. Yeah.

And then, yeah, so we kind of started cooking them. Dumplings in the oven? Yeah, well, it didn't work. Yeah. And then, yeah, so we kind of started... Dumplings in the oven? Yeah, well, it didn't work. So we had to, like... You've got to improvise. Read a recipe, Courtney. Gosh. We didn't have a steamer.

Okay. We had to improvise ourselves. No, all right, no, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. No, no, no, we did, like, a frying pan and put, like, a mug. Yeah. You tell him, Courtney. No, fair enough, fair enough. You go.

I've been told, I've been told. Yeah, Clint, they didn't have anything. They had to use what they had. And then we got the dumplings and we put them in a bucket and we took them into the shower and we steamed them up real good. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Courtney, they sound delightful. I'd love to quarantine with you.

Please wait there, Courtney. You may be our winner for quarantine with me. Finally, Rob, we'd like to quarantine with you. What's the over-the-top meal you've been preparing in quarantine? Well, to start off with, there's chocolate man from all the way in Skimu. Oh, chocolate man. Good to hear from you. You're back.

I'm back. I'm still here. How are you going, Rob? Good. We've pretty much dug the whole driveway and put in some new drainage. And, yeah, I just ripped my front bumper off because my son pulled the chair out in yeah. I just ripped my front bumper off because my son pulled the chair out in front. I just ripped my whole bumper off.

Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, we're here to quarantine with you, okay? What are you preparing in the kitchen that you wouldn't normally prepare? What I did repair is putting mushrooms, capsicums, onions, prawns with a garlic cream sauce. Ooh! I do love a garlic cream sauce. Ooh.

I do love a garlic sauce. Right, okay. You've pretty much got to put a lot of garlic in it. Yeah. You've got to. Go handy on it. Okay, Rob, wait there. We need to decide.

You're Pete and I'm Manu. Okay. Who's the winner? I know that's the wrong show, but. Yeah. Different show. To be honest, I really felt like the essence of the Quarantine With Me game, I was feeling it with Kerry.

She, first of all, went out and got her meat. Then she cooked elaborate burgers and she also made a side. Let's not forget the part where she skinned, gutted, filleted and marinated the meat as well. She worked hard for her money. And she didn't have to go anywhere near a supermarket. So I think you're right. Kerry from Mossburn, congratulations.

You've won Quarantine with me. I'm chuffed. Thank you guys so much. No worries, Kerry. I'd love to Quarantine with you any time. Oh, awesome. Sorry to Courtney and her home ground meat and to Rob and his driveway prawns.

Hey, I would quarantine anywhere. I just wouldn't, I just didn't want to quarantine. You can't, stay home. Sorry, just quickly. Alexa, what's the time at the moment? 420!

Blaze it. It is 420! Blaze it! It is 420. That's actually very good timing because I've got an important health update that relates to that time of day as well.

Yes. I'm just going to hit you with the headline. We don't have time to muck around at the moment. This is a serious situation. This is an official update from the New Zealand

Ministry of Health. Cannabis users are encouraged to take a break from weed over lockdown and please stop sharing the bong. What? So this is a real update that's been put out.

It came out four hours ago. And the Ministry of Health has said that smoking things like marijuana presents its own risks to COVID-19 because of the impact that smoking has on lung function. We all know this, right? Yeah, smoking.

Obviously smoking is bad for your lungs. Yeah, not just weed, but smoking anything. Vaping, cigarettes. But in particular, there are messages to Marijuana users who would usually share the stuff that they are imbibing. They might be using a... Sharing around the old pipe.

Yeah, the weed pipe or the... The old sharing a bit of... The weed bong. Sharing a bit of the gooch. Yeah, no, we don't call it the gooch, no. On our show we do. No, we don't. You're still the wrong terminology.

Or you might be having a marijuana cigarette. Okay. And the ritual with a marijuana cigarette is a... A blitz. Drag and a pass. Yeah, yeah, it's a pass, pass, pass. I'm just saying words. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I think you're thinking of a spliff is what you're looking for. A spliff. I call it a blitz? Drag and a pass. Yeah, yeah, it's a puff, puff, pass. I'm just saying words. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, I think you're thinking of a spliff is what you were looking for. A spliff. I call it a blitz. A blitz. Bong and a blitz. So they're saying the advice at the moment is, well, first of all, don't do it. Okay. In these stressful times, I mean, if that's your escape of choice, you're going to be doing it.

But they're saying the advice is puff, puff, don't pass in this situation. Keep it to yourself. Because we can't be sharing the germs that come out of our mouth during lockdown. What if you're in like a relationship with someone and you're isolated together? Yeah, that's fine, I think. You know, what if there's a situation, I mean, I don't know anyone personally, but what if they're like, you know, in a situation where they're with their partner and they're, you know.

Living with them. Living with them. Yeah. They're already sharing saliva because they're probably kissing and, you know. So what if they want to share a bong and a blitz? Yeah, I don't know, actually. I imagine that would be fine. But if only we knew someone, then we could ask someone.

I mean, only if we knew. Oh, well. Anyway. Oh, well. Anyway. That's your official Ministry of Health 420 news update. The official advice is lay off the weed. But if you are going to use it, keep it to yourself, okay?

In this situation, we're looking to have our own vessels. Right, so lay off the weed. Gooch is okay. Yeah, Gooch is fine. And if you are passing it around, spray the whole joint with Dettol before you give it to the next person. Mmm, delicious.

Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. All right, Birthday Bangers, new time. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out

what was the number one track on your 16th birthday. First person to play is Adam, and he's playing on behalf of his girlfriend, Amber. Hi, Adam. G'day, Adam. Hi, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good. Why are you playing

on behalf of your girlfriend? Because she was sitting right next to me and I've already got through on this before. Oh, right. Oh, cool. What did you get, Adam? Do you remember? I got all about that bass. Yeah, nice. Oh, right. And are you? Oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah, good man. What's your girlfriend Amber's birthday? It's the 25th of September, 98. All right. She was 16, sorry, in 2014 on the 25th of September. And your girlfriend Amber's birthday banger is this. Nice. How's her reaction?

How does she feel about that? She actually loves Taylor Swift so much. Yeah, go. Oh, well, perfect for her then. How's it going, by the way? How's it going six days into isolating together? You guys good? Yeah, not too bad.

Haven't had too many fights. Have you had any small fights over like really little things, Adam? Oh, yeah. That's just expected, though. Yeah, you got to expect it. Okay, all right. We won't ask too many questions. She's sitting right beside you.

This might get you some brownie points getting her birthday banger done for her. Steve's here to play birthday banger. Hey, Steve. Hi, Steve. How are you? Good. How are you, man?

Oh, I'm good. I'm just at home chilling out about to cook a kai and watch a movie. What's for dinner? What are you, man? Oh, I'm good. I'm just at home chilling out about to cook a kai and watch a movie. What's for dinner? What are you quarantining on? I've got me some corn sauce. I'm going to do some potatoes and carrots and white sauce and all that kind of stuff.

Delicious. Bloody beautiful, Steve. Hey, I love you. You're cool, you Aussie chick. Because I used to live there in the early 90s. It was the best time of my life. Nice work, Steve. Well, welcome to the show. I think he was talking to you there as well.

Oh, was he? Not you, bro. Alright, Steve. No, keep talking, Steve. Keep talking. We like it. What's your birthday, mate? 19th of April, 1972. Alright, Steve. You were 16 in 1988

on the 19th of April. And, Steve, this is your birthday bang. Speaking of Aussie chicks. The quintessential Aussie chick, Kylie Minogue. Yeah, yeah, awesome. How do you feel about that, Steve? Would that go down well with some corn silverside? You're not wrong with me, though.

Yeah, okay, all right. The gold fire pants would, though, Steve, am I right? And finally, Caitlin's here to play birthday banger. Hey, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. How are you, Caitlin? Not too bad, how are you? Not too bad.

What's your birthday? We'll do your birthday banger. 16th of August, 99. All right. You were 16 in 2015 on the 16th of August. And back in 2015, this had a number one hit. I love this song. I haven't heard it in so long.

Why is it so catchy? It's just... This is a weird song too, because what year is this number one, Bree? 2015 this was. I think this song actually came out in 2006, and then Felix Jeanne found it on YouTube and did this remix of it, and that's when it got famous. So it's like a Lizzo Truth Hurts kind of deal.

Kind of, yeah. Yeah. Okay, we've got a choice to make. Is it Kylie Minogue, is it Omi Cheerleader, or is it Taylor Swift Shake It Off? I love that cheerleader song, but I don't know if it's just me. I feel overly passionate about it. No, see,

I really, really love that song. I really just appreciated Steve's bants. Yes. The banter Steve wore. And I understand the patriotic allegiance you'll have to Kylie Minogue. I do love some Kylie Minogue. She is just iconic. But I think I'm with you

on the cheerleader song. I love that track. Are you in? Are we doing it? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, let's do it. Steve's already hung up anyway. Oh, I'll see you, Steve.

Enjoy your corned beef. Caitlin, you've won birthday banger, mate. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Enjoy it. No worries, Caitlin. Enjoy your time at home. Here you go. birthday banger, mate. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. No worries, Caitlin. Enjoy your time at home.

Here you go. Bree and Clint, ZM. When I go to the television My one solution is my queen While she stays strong Yeah, yeah She is always in my corner Right there when I wanna

All these other girls are tempting But I'm into you and you're fun They say, do you need me? Do you think I'm pretendin'? Will make you feel like you're tellin' like That's really close Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader She is always right there when I need her

Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader She is always right there when I need her She loves like I'm my dog She wants my wishes like I do And I'm not done Yeah, yeah Cause I'm the wizard, I'm locked in that magic wand All these other girls are tempting

But I'm tempting when you're done They say, do you need me? Do you think I'm pretend? Who would make you feel like she did? I don't want to really cause Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader She is always right there when I need her Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader

She is always right there when I need her Thank you. Give me love and affection, baby, be like that. She's a pretty, pretty girl for me, and I am be the next one. All my love's for you, she gives me the right selection. Now all that's left to do is just to look for questions. Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader. She is always right there when I need her. Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader. She is always right there when I need her. ZM Bree and Clint.

It's the winner of Birthday Banger. It's Omi and Cheerleader, the Felix Khan remix. What other remixes did that guy do? Felix Khan. He had a few other hits, didn't he? Yeah, he did. What did he do? If I remember correctly.

Did he do Fast Car? Was it him who did the Fast Car? No, that was Jonas Blue. Jonas Blue, that's right. This is the other Omi song that never made it, but I think deserved to make it. For some reason, people weren't into it. I remember this song.

Hula Hoop. Yeah, this song kind of went okay. Nah, no one cared about it. Except for me and you. He did that other track. I think it was called Kettlebell. Can you explain the kettlebell joke? Hula hoop, kettlebell.

He wrote a song about a hula hoop, okay? Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. God, how much time are we spending on Instagram at the moment?

A lot. A lot. Thank God TikTok's here to take some of our Instagram time down. I know, I literally posted on Instagram story this morning, show me your isolation nails. And I have had thousands of people send me a picture of their nails. It's crazy. I've never thought I'd have to do this to you, but I've had to mute you. Did you actually mute me? I don't want to see everybody's yuck fingernails. It's grossing me out.

It's quite interesting to me. It's yuck. Can you send me a text when it's over, please? Because I want to unmute you. I need to get through thousands of people's submissions. Yuck. Keep your yuck nails to yourself. At Brie Thomas L, I'm sure there's people

who are interested. This is the Insta Fame Game where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. Producer Ellie runs the game and it's first to three. It is. And this week, every celebrity that I've got here, they performed in Elton John's I Heart Living Room concert for America last night.

Oh, cool. Yes, they raised, what's that? I thought you were about to say every celebrity in Insta Fame today has coronavirus. Oh, no. No, I won't go that far. I was going to be like, that's insensitive. I won Insta fame today has coronavirus. Oh, no. No, I won't go that far. I was going to be like, that's insensitive. I won't do that. That's next week, though.

Yeah, right. We've got Prince Charles, Boris Johnson. Idris Elba. Yeah, there's quite a few. Tom Hanks. Yeah, there you go. There's a full game right there. But no, these guys all performed in Elton John's living room concert, which raised over

a million dollars for people that are impacted by COVID-19. So that's nice. So your first one. Lovely. Dave Grohl was the performer, but the Foo Fighters, how many followers do they have? Because Dave Grohl doesn't have an Instagram. I have no bloody idea.

The Foo Fighters would have... All right, for the Foo Fighters, Brie, you've said 12 million. Clint, you've said 770,000. The Foo Fighters have 3.6 million, which my mathematics is going to tell me that that is Clint. Clint! That wasn't a hard one, Ellie. Oh, okay.

I'm just bad at maths. Next one, Camila Cabello. How many followers does Camila Cabello have? Her and Sean did a nice performance of My Oh My last night. Next one Camila Cabello How many followers Does Camila Cabello have? Her and Sean Did a nice performance Of My Oh My Last night She's

She's Gonna have heaps Is what I'll say Nice Alright For Camila Cabello Clint You put 43 million

Brie You put 29 million Camila Cabello Has 48.7 million So that's a point to Clint. That's a lot. Yeah, I know. She's Camila Cabello, though.

She's pretty cool. So that's 2-0 to Clint. He could win it here. Let's go, Brie. Your next celeb is actually a group. It's the Backstreet Boys. They also performed as a group last night on Elton John's Living Room performance. God, what, all in the same? are the Backstreet Boys quarantined together?

No, but they've all somehow streamed in together. Did their own videos. Yeah. All right, for the Backstreet Boys, Clint, you put 1.3 million. Brie, you've put 1.4 million. What? The Backstreet Boys have 2.5 million, so that's a point to Brie. Yes!

I'm still in it. She's got it. All right, the next one. She performed with her brother Phineas in the performance, and it's Billie Eilish. Oh, Billie Eilish. How many followers does Billie Eilish have? Does Billie Eilish have TikTok? I don't know, actually.

Yeah. All right, for Billie Eilish, Clint? I don't know, actually. Yeah. All right, for Billie Eilish, Clint, you've put $23 million. Brie, you've put $82 million. Billie Eilish has $59.2 million, and I believe that's the game to Clint? Oh, I don't know. You're going to have to check that one. We're going to have to check this.

Wait, what's the actual number? So the actual number is $59.2. $59, what did Brie put? Oh, I can't remember. I've forgotten. $82. $82. Oh So the actual number is 59.2. 59. What did Bree put? Oh, I can't remember. I forgot it. 82. Oh, God, this is hard. Okay, so let's round that number up to 60,

which means Bree was 23 million away. I'm pretty sure I'm closer. Yeah, could be right. And then 23 plus 23. What's 23 plus 23? That'd be 46. Oh, Bree gets the point. Okay, Brie, yes, we've got a tie break.

Woo! Yeah, trying to jib me of a point, Ellie. You know my maths is bad. Okay. Everyone listening right now would be like, dear Lord, thank God they're in radio. I know. Okay, your final celeb who performed

Will Always Be My Baby in Elton John's Living Room performance. It was Mariah Carey. How many followers? Oh, that's a hard one. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey. Alright, for Mariah Carey,

Clint, you've put 4.9 million. Brie, you've put 22 million. I've gone too many. Mariah Carey has 4.9 million Bree you've put 22 million I've gone too many Mariah Carey has 9.3 million that is a game to Clint am I correct?

yeah you're correct yeah okay cool yeah nice she's correct she's correct she's correct she's correct

oh Clint's just saying that because he won yeah no I was only like 5 million off you were like 10 million off there you go so very close then he won. Yeah. No, I was only like five million off. You were like ten million off.

There you go. So, very close then. Brie and Clint. We decided we'd play our own version where we pretty much just said what doesn't impress us much. You're welcome to play with us too. Our phone lines are open on 0800 dial ZM. Would you like to start,

Brie? Yeah, I can start. Okay, cool. Let's give it a go. Okay. So you've got a high IQ. I don't care. You're not impressed by people with a high IQ? No, because do we even know how people get those things? I'm not sure. Doesn't that make it more impressive?

No, but it's fine. You're not impressed by it. That's totally fine. Not impressed. Let's go to Producer Ellie. Come in, Producer Ellie. Are you there? Producer Ellie, are you there?

Oh, Producer Ellie. This doesn't impress me much. Producer Ellie's handling of the buttons. Is it here? There it is. We've got it once again. Okay, here she goes. Okay, so my streaming service doesn't remember where I last left this episode.

Quite annoying. Quite annoying. Very annoying. Come on, Matt. I've already watched the first episode. Has that happened to you quite often? Some of them are more intelligent than others, the streaming services, aren't they? There are certain ones that are not as good, but I won't name them. No, no.

Netflix is definitely onto that. Netflix is onto it. They never let you forget. Neon are totally fine with it, but yeah, they don't need to be named. No, they don't. They don't need to be named. Before we go to the phones, can I give this a go? I'd like to.

Yeah, go on. I'd like to give it a go. Okay. So you went to the supermarket just to get chips. You meant to stay home. We're doing full shops or no shops at the moment, okay? You need to keep your bubble intact. But I need kiwi dip.

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter at the moment. Let's bring Producer Ben on from home. Producer Ben, come in. G'day, guys. You're up, mate. How will you think you're special? How will you think you're something else? G'day, guys. You're up, mates. Okay.

Yep, house party automatically adding everyone to all my chats. Yes. What are you doing in here, dads? Get out, dad. I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend. What are you doing in my house party, dads? Yeah, no, I like that. That's good. Let's go to Noah. Noah's here. Hey, dads. Get out, dad. Trying to talk to my girlfriend. What are you doing in my house party? Dads. Yeah, no, I like that.

That's good. Let's go to Noah. Noah's here. Hey, Noah. Hi, Noah. Hi. You're up, mate. Okay.

So people aren't following the lockdown rules. That don't impress me much. Yep, I like it. Straight down the middle. Straight down the middle. Don't impress a Noah much. No. Not at all. Thanks, Noah.

You're the hero we need at the moment. We appreciate your call. All good. All right. Cheers, Noah. Bree and Clint. Can you stop showing producer Ben On the live stream your butthole please

Excuse me Anyway excuse me A Japanese company has created No we're just going to leave it with that What happens on the live stream I'm not here to deny anything What happens on the live stream stays on the live stream I mean who brown eyes on a live stream

Is my question If I wanted people to see it We'd is my question. Not even I would do that. If I wanted people to see it, we'd be in house party, okay? Not even I would do that. I want to talk about stuff people are doing in isolation at the moment. I've seen a few of my mates have gotten onto the puzzles lately,

which... Really? Are we that desperate already? Some people are into puzzles. Some people love the challenge. I had one friend who would always have a puzzle on her dining room table and it would always be like a huge one and she'd work on it over like a number of months. Those people I always wonder, where do you eat? Yeah, I know. I never really asked her that, but that's a great question.

Because it's always there the next time you go around too. It's always like a 10,000 piece puzzle or something like that. Yeah, it's humongous. And it's always a horse for some reason. It's always like a 10,000-piece puzzle or something like that. Yeah, it's humongous. And it's always a horse. For some reason, it's always a picture of a horse. Or an under-the-sea setting, either or. And this caught my attention because this might be for you in isolation, people listening.

A Japanese canumpany has created a new puzzle, a revolutionary puzzle. It's a 2,000-piece puzzle. I'm going to say puzzle again just for fun. And it quite literally has been described as pure hell, this puzzle, because there's one reason. The 2,000-piece jigsaw puzzle is pure white. There's nothing on it. It's just white?

It's just white and you have to try and decipher the 2,000 pieces to put them into place without anything on them. So you're doing it just off the shapes? Literally. What a freaking nightmare. What an absolute schmuzzle that would be. So you're doing it just off the shapes? Literally. What a freaking nightmare. What an absolute schmuzzle that would be. What kind of psychopath has decided that that's the challenge they need in their life? Like run a marathon or something?

Warnings have been put on the side of the box that says, the great king of hell has arrived and please do not buy this if you are a beginner. There's also a skull and crossbones. This is a hardcore puzzle. This is not for the faint-hearted. And you can currently buy this on eBay, or there's also a 1,000-piece version also available if you don't want to go too crazy with the 2,000-piece. Where's the sense of satisfaction at the end when you stand back and you go, oh, it was a horse all along. It's just white.

That's the end result. You always know what it is because the picture's on the box, isn't it, usually? Not if you're doing a Woz jig. What's a Woz jig? You know the one where on the box you've got to make the puzzle and it's what the people on the box are looking at, what they can see?

Never heard of it. We've arrived what the people on the box are looking at, what they can see? Never heard of it. We've arrived at the part of the show where we like to play a morale boosting request for New Zealand, something that's going to pick up the mood of the nation. Put us back on top, right, Bree? Yeah, that's right. I gave a bit of a pep talk earlier and I'm proud of you guys. I think you have done really well today. They've actually stepped up to the plate. A lot of great text coming through so we appreciate that

greatly. We need to pick the best one. Here's our shortlist. Is today's morale boosting request The Killers? All time drunk dancing anthem. Speaking of which, is our morale boosting request The Kings of Leon? Does it remind you of going out and doing things, this song? Reminds me of something else that I can't say.

This song from the Shrek soundtrack. Smash Mouth This classic from the Spice Girls Or, or, or That is a joke! The first song that Bree and I ever played on this show is at Journey, Don't Stop Believin'. First day we started doing this job, this is the song we played, Bree.

That was the first time we pissed off Ross Boss. Similar to that is the song we played, Bree. That was the first time we pissed off Ross Boss. Similar to that is the song we need to hear as a morale boosting request this afternoon, Eye of the Tiger. I feel like Rocky whenever that comes on.

That's such a tune, isn't it? Such a tune. Or is it the Body Rockers? Yes! Banger! We've got a really tough decision now. God, I like all of those. After your inspirational speech, people really have come through.

It can only be one. It can only be the Killers, Kings of Leon, Smash Mouth, Spice Girls, Journey. So many. Eye of the Tiger or the Body Rockers What stood out What stood out for you There's two that stood out for me As soon as I heard this

It hit me in the feels Was this one of your ones Yeah this was one of mine And the other one was this Those are my top two What mine. And the other one was this. Those are my top two. What are yours? No, my other one was Spice Girls, Spice Up Your Life.

Okay, seeing as we both agree on Eye of the Tiger, is it Eye of the Tiger? Is that what we reckon? I don't know. That's the only one you and I have come together on. It's a pretty uplifting song. And I don't think we've ever played it as well, by the way. It's never come up for birthday banger.

Probably because it didn't go to number one. That's a very good point. But it's a great track. This has got the right message, this song. You know? Oh, yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Keep fighting message, this song. Oh, yeah. Keep going. Keep going.

Keep fighting. Keep sticking there. You got this. Do what you got to do. You know? And also. There's no one standing in the way but yourself. Very relatable to Tiger King, which is blowing up on Netflix right now. It's all about the top two inches, you know?

You're the person who can do this. You've got it. You've got this. And we're here with you. Oh, yeah. Every sporting final I've ever played in, I've blared this just beforehand. Same. Don't lie.

That mixed netball comp, you never made it to the final. Yeah, we did. And this is what we listened to. Here you go, New Zealand. Here's your morale boosting request. Bree and Clint, New Zealand. Here's your morale-boosting request. Bree and Clint, it's in. Rising up back on the street Did my time,

took my chances Went the distance now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times it happens too fast You trade your passion

For glory Don't lose your grip On the dreams of the past You must fight Just to keep them alive It's the Eye of the Tiger It's the thrill of the fight

Rising up to the challenge of our lover And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night And is watching us Oh, it's the art of the tiger Face to face, out in the heat Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry Thank you. Tiger is the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known survivor's thoughts is well in the night. And he's watching us now with the eye of the tiger.

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The Eye of the Tiger Ziddy and Bree and Clint Say it with me guys I am the tiger Yes I can Yes I can That is your morale boosting request today I am the tiger

From Survivor It's appropriate all around. What a great song to have. There were so many good options today. I'm sorry that we couldn't play them all, but that's not the way that this works, right? If we could play them all, it'd be too motivational, wouldn't it? Yeah, we would be on mix.

We'll be looking for more tomorrow. Next, we want to mess with some of our workmates who are working from home after this. Oh, what? Nothing. I'm working from home. Sorry. That's me.

Bree and Clint. You might have heard last week at some point, because obviously everyone is working from home, or they're meant to be, apart from essential workers. I called my flatmates to check in and just make sure that they were working from home or they're meant to be apart from essential workers uh i called my flatmates to check in and just make sure that they were working from home with uh just a little game we like to play where you call someone who you know is working from home and the aim of the game clint is to get them to say that they're working from home and then you just play this.

So obviously on our show, we know Producer Ben is definitely working from home or he's meant to be working from home. So let's put in a call first to Producer Ben. Yo. G'day, mate. How are you? Good. How are you? Good.

Hey, just wanted to double check. Whereabouts are you right now? Like at home or out at the supermarket still? Are you at home. How are you? Good. Hey, just wanted to double check. Whereabouts are you right now? Like at home or out at the supermarket still? Are you at home? Yeah, why? Oh, you're working from home. Yeah, I have to. Oh, right.

So you're still working from home then? Yeah, I'm working from home. Oh, shit. Yeah. All right, mate. Cool. We just wanted to check. We just wanted to check, you know, because it's hard to know because we can't see you,

so we're not sure. You know? Yeah, it's hard. I am working from home, though. Oh, you are? Cool. No, don't you try and take charge of this. It's our joke.

Yeah. Enjoy working from home. No, shut up. Okay, bye, Ben. Bye. See you, Ben. Hey, Brie,, enjoy working from home. No, shut up. Okay, bye, Ben. Bye. See you, Ben. Hey, Brie, you're working from home. No, he's gone.

Oh, he's gone. Oh. Oh, can I do Soundkeeper Gary? This will be good. I don't reckon he is working. I reckon he's in a... Well, after the secret sound, he's probably taking a break. I reckon he's in a spa pool that he won from the Hot Spring Spa Pool competition.

You joke, but you know how much time he spends in there. It's like a cesspool. Every time I speak to him, he's in that spa pool. Like a man soup. Hello? Hey, Gary, it's Clint. Hey, how's it going? Good, man.

How are you? Yeah, not too bad. What's going on? How's that Simpsons marathon going? I'm up to Homer the General when he meets Lurleen Lumpkin. Because where are you? I'm up to Home of the General when he meets Lurleen Lumpkin. And because where are you? I'm at home.

I'm at work. Work home. You're what, sorry? So you're doing what? I'm working. It's all in the background. Yeah, but where are you working? Working from home.

Ha ha! Gary! That's all we needed, mate. We just needed you to... Well, we just wanted to check in, really. We wanted to hear if there was the luscious splish splash of a spa pool in the background. P.S., Gary, watching the Simpsons marathon

is not working for me. Brie and Clint. Strap yourselves in. Are you ready for a virtual cheating scandal? Oh, yeah, I'm ready for one of those. This story is so bogus. It's hard to wrap your head around this, but there's a, so get this. There's a mum of four.

She's got a real life husband. They live together. They're married. That's all good. Well, it wasn't all good because she started playing this online computer game called Second Life. Right. That's what the computer game is called.

That's fitting, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, she lived in the UK and she met her now husband, Nick, who lives in the USA, on this computer game called Second Life. What does Second Life do? Is it like a Sims thing where you get to pretend to be a different person? So essentially you live as your avatar in this online virtual world. Yeah.

And you pretty much, yeah, you walk around, you can choose what you look like, what you dress like, all that kind of stuff. And apparently Kelly was working in a virtual nightclub on the game on New Year's Eve in 2016 when Virtual Nick popped into the nightclub. And she was attracted. The virtual nightclub. Yeah, she was attracted to the Virtual Nick in the virtual nightclub

who was sporting nothing more than a pair of boxer shorts and sunglasses. Right, and let me guess, virtual Nick was ripped and all tanned and the best... Absolutely. Long hair. What did you be, right? He looked like an Adonis. Apparently, he started pole dancing in the virtual game and Kelly was hooked.

They started chatting and then they would speak for 20 hours a day inside this virtual game. 20 hours a day? 20 hours a day. Wait, this story gets so much crazier. You just wait. So then they fell in love over this video game called Second Life, which is a virtual world.

The pair decided to tie the knot inside the game. Right, so they were virtually married. They set up a the knot inside the game. Right, so they were virtually married. They set up a virtual wedding inside the game where they married each other. And pretty much Kelly broke up with her actual husband of nine years and was married virtually to this other guy. Even though they were in different countries? Yes.

And I'm pretty sure they haven't met at this point. They've just met through the game. So over the next 12 months, they began planning their future together. They even had an in-game virtual baby together. Cool. Complete with digital morning sickness, the whole lot. They went through a lot together, this couple. Cool. Complete with digital morning sickness, the whole lot. They went through a lot together, this couple. Eventually, Kelly saved

up money and she went and visited Nick. So this is when they actually met. And then they went back and forth, back and forth for a long time. And Nick proposed to her last year. Why did they bother doing that? They're already married. Well, they were virtually married. They had their virtual baby together. They're already married. Well, they were virtually married.

They had their virtual baby together. They were already on their way. I know, but get this. Nick proposed with a real engagement ring that looked exactly like the virtual one that he proposed with. Cool. That's nice, isn't it? Anyway, they got married in December last year. And pretty much he was on his way

to go live with her, and then this coronavirus thing hit, so now they're still apart and they're still dating in the game. Oh, that's good. You know what? That just couldn't happen to nicer people. Because if they hadn't been stuck, who would have looked after the virtual baby? They would have been all real married and forgot about the virtual baby.

Do you just leave that virtual baby behind? It can been all real married and forgot about the virtual baby. Do you just leave that virtual baby behind? It can't look after itself, you know? If also, if you were giving birth in a video game, why would you have a baby?

Why wouldn't you give birth to like a puppy or a dragon or something? You could literally get, or like an army tank. You could give birth to anything you wanted. Yeah, to be honest,

I would probably marry a block of cheese, not a human man. Bree and Clint. You know who was in the news a lot lately is. Not a human man. You know who was in the news a lot lately is Britney Spears. She's been coming up. She's been popping up a lot over the weekend. She claimed to have broken an Olympic world record.

Any guesses which one? Britney Spears and an Olympic world record. What would she be in the running for? She's a great dancer. She might be a good figure skater, but then you don't really set records in figure skating, do you? No. Apart from scores.

So no ideas. Britney Spears claimed on her Instagram account that in one of her latest workouts, she broke the 100 metre men's Olympic world record. Good girl. She posted a picture where she said, so the current Olympic world record is of course held by Usain Bolt, one of the, you know, the best sprinters ever. No, the best sprinters ever. No, the best sprinter ever. The best sprinter ever who completed

the world record I think it was at the Berlin World Athletics Championships. He set it at 9.58 seconds for the 100 metres. That is what the current 100 metre world record is. Yeah. Britney Spears claimed

to have ran the 100 metre dash in 5.97 seconds. 5.97 seconds. She said on her post, I ran my first five today. Getting over your fear and pushing it is the beginning. Once I did that, I hit five. I usually run six or seven. My first try was a nine-seconder, and now I did it.

100-meter dash. Well, good for her. It's good to have targets, and it's really good to knock those down. And it's true, you know, once you set your mind to it, you can do anything you want. Incredible. I mean, what an athlete. Like, anyway, she's been in the news a lot today as well

because if you're watching that Tiger King documentary on Netflix, you'll see that she has been photographed back in the day with multiple people from that documentary. Right. So it's interesting. That documentary, if you haven't watched it yet, I mean, get on that train. It's blowing up.

It's the biggest thing on Netflix at the moment. It is the number one trending thing in New Zealand on Netflix at the moment. It is absolute batshit crazy. And what's Britney Spears got to do with that? So do you remember that performance that she did? I think it was VMAs. It's like one of her most iconic performances where she had the big yellow snake.

Yes. Was it for Crazy? Was it the Crazy performance? I think so. Yeah. Anyway, one of the guys in the doco who raises tigers and his tigers are in movies and all that type of stuff, I'm pretty sure that was his snake

and there's a picture of them behind backstage with her, a tiger and the snake. Yeah. And then there's another picture that's come out and she's sitting in an audience and she's seated next to another character on that documentary series Carol Basket if you've watched it yeah and people are now saying that she's like somehow involved in this conspiracy of this documentary series it's so

ridiculous yeah I need to watch that show because it is leaking into everyday life. It's now trending memes and now Britney Spears is involved. And, yeah, it looks fantastic. The whole show looks like. It's ridiculous. It involves people with hundreds of tigers. They own hundreds of tigers. Murder, people running for president, and also releasing music. It's literally just got everything in there.

It's ridiculous. This is the song from the show called Tiger Song. Yeah, so this is from, released by Tiger King himself, the guy who the show's actually about. And I only learnt the other day that this isn't actually him singing. Like, he's in all the music videos, but he hired some country music band to sing for him. Oh, and he lip syncs it?

Yeah. It's pretty good. That's a great lyric. The tiger saw man. There's also another song he released about Carole Baskett killing her husband. And it's quite the tune. There's your evening viewing sorted. After you watch the Bachelorette finale tonight behind the rose, tuck into Tiger King, and then go into Britney's back catalogue,

and then get out there and try and break Britney Spears' 100-metre world record of 5-point-something seconds. God, you'll be busy tomorrow. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy. with mobile smiles. Register, fill up. Redeem points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast,

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