ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 4th 2019

Episode Date: March 4, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the podca- oh, can you hear me? I think my headphones are broken. No, you need your hearing tested. No, it stopped work- mate. No. No. You do. I do need them tested.

I need mine tested too. Yeah, I do need them tested, but not that. Literally, my headphones stopped working. Oh, okay. It did. It did. We were actually talking about it today because there's free hearing tests next week. Yeah.

Here at our workplace. Which is good. It is good because we wear headphones all day every day you said you're too scared to go you get get your hearing tested um this is the problem of my hearing and my teeth are in the same situation at the moment i haven't been to the dentist for ages and i'm terrified to go back to the dentist because i got a great dentist how long since you been two and a half oh no two two two two two it'd be two that makes it better well you mean to go yearly and i missed my appointment and i got a great dentist but every time there's a filling one i feel awful like i've let myself down my parents down and my dentist down and he's good about it you know i talked to a dentist once and they said the most horrible part of their job is dealing with people in that situation because they constantly have to give out bad news.

So no one enjoys going to see them. And they get this most sunny disposition. They're doing a good job looking after your teeth, but they just have to deliver bad news all the time. And the energy of that is exhausting, they said. You know, I never, ever had a feeling. And when I was 21, I moved to America for a couple of years. I'd never had a feeling. I came back from living there for a couple of years.

I had four. And how gutted did you feel? It's because of the food over there. The dentist agreed with me. That it was the food? Well, generally that's what does it. Unless you're opening bottles with your teeth or something. Because of how much more sugar is found in their food over in America.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It changes your... Like, when your diet changes, yeah. I mean, this is some interesting chatter. Well, what about when you see people open the bottles with their teeth? What does that do to you? I don't mind it. Oh, what?

Oh, when you... What about when Hayley Baldwin opened a beer bottle? Who's Hay... Oh, Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber's wife. With what, her teeth? She opened it with her teeth. Nah, not keen. Nah, not keen.

That was awesome. Nah, not keen. Anyway, like we said, great chat. Good chat. Here's the podcast, everybody. Kia ora, everybody. How, kia ora everybody. How you doing? Happy Monday.

Feel that? What's that? I'm just covered in love. Because? And glitter. Oh. Because I was at the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras over the weekend. Ah, yes you were.

And I was rolling around in all the glitter and just the love. Is there a lot of glitter there? Oh, mate. There is glitter everywhere. I saw all the chickens and it was the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras. Yeah. Is it just gay and lesbian in Sydney? It's not the full LGBTQI plus community that's part of the parade? Nah, it's the full community for sure.

But I think it's just always been called that. Okay. They probably need to change that. Yeah, I guess it's a historic thing, right? Yeah. Good though? So good. Did you see Kylie Minogue?

I didn't see her. No? But she was there attending. She was in the parade. She couldn't go out into the crowd. No way. People would try and pull her arms and legs off just to take a piece of Kylie Minogue home.

She's gay Jesus. That's what she is. Is she? And the Mardi home. She's gay Jesus. That's what she is. Is she? And the Mardi Gras is like gay Christmas. Yeah, it did look like gay Christmas. Everyone says Merry Christmas to each other. No, they don't.

Yes, they do. Do they really? Yeah. It is gay Christmas. Merry Christmas. Yes. Merry gay Christmas. Yeah.

Happy gay Christmas. Well, yeah. Okay. Well, it looked like an awesome time. And you were in Christchurch. Yes, urban polo. I met straight Jesus. Yes. Dan Carter.

I heard. I mean, how attractive is that, man? Today on the show, your chance to win $20,000 with ZM's Secret Sound. Soundkeeper Gary will be in at 4 o'clock with another shot at that secret sound. Have we organised that hat? Yeah, the hat's in the pipeline.

It's in the pipeline. Yeah, yeah. We sold our souls and said we'd get him Yeah, the hat's in the pipeline. It's in the pipeline because we sold our souls and said we'd get him a King's hat for five grand upgrade. Yeah, and we'll get him that hat too. We know people who know people who will get that from people. But if that $5,000 was easy, I've been thinking, how about another one?

How about we find something else equally as like... Let's get him a puppy. Affordable. How much would he give us for a puppy? Another $20,000? Yeah, okay. We'll just check that he has the facilities to look after and house a puppy. Affordable. How much would he give us for a puppy? Another 20? Yeah, okay. We'll just check that he has the facilities to look after and house a puppy correctly and if he does,

that's it, we'll get him a puppy. Maybe a new beehive. For his bees. He loves bees. He's a beekeeper. Well, these are all options. They're all possibilities.

We'll workshop it. Next on the show, we're going to talk about the Jonas Brothers. Yes, it's 2019 and we're going to talk about the Jonas Brothers. Speaking of gay Christmas,

they're back together. I don't think they are. Oh, they could be. Oh, no, I'm just saying. That's a joy for everyone. Oh, right. Brie and Clint, Zit Im. Brie and Clint on Zit Im.

The biggest news to come out of the music industry in the last 12 months is the Jonas Brothers are getting back together. Is it the biggest news in the music industry? For some it would be. I tell you what, it went off on ZM's Facebook page last week. I think it's one of those reunions that people just feel good about it. And people didn't expect it.

They didn't expect it. And there's no controversy, right? There's no like, none of them have been to prison. No. None of them have got a checkered past or anything. They're just a straight up

guilty pleasure. You can go, oh, that is nice that the Jonas Brothers are getting back together. I mean, you know, some of them have had their solo careers.

Yeah. Oh, some of them have had good solo careers as well. Very good. had their solo careers. Yeah. Oh, some of them have had good solo careers as well. Very good. Nick Jonas, I think, is my favourite. Nick Jonas has had a great solo career. Joe Jonas has done very well.

He had that one hit wonder with VNCE. Yeah, went bloody well. And Kevin. Kevin's raising a great family. Kevin. Kevin. He got a haircut? No, went bloody well. And Kevin. Kevin's raising a great family. Kevin. He got a haircut? No, he didn't. No?

He, Kevin, he's, no, no, Kevin, still the best looking Jonas brother. No comment. Imagine this. Imagine this. You're a family band. There's three of you in the band. There's a fourth Jonas brother who exists, and they put the band back together.

Imagine making a family band, and they don't include you again. That's the issue with the Jonas brothers. No one talks about how there's another Jonas brother who's not in the band. There is? There is. Yeah, there's a fourth Jonas brother. I'm sure there is. Producer Ellie would know, because she's all over this stuff.

Producer Ellie, is there a fourth Jonas Brother? Yes. He's younger. Like quite a bit younger, actually. Of course you know about him. Yes. Put him in the band. Who's your favourite Jonas Brother?

I was always a fan of Joe Jonas. You know, he was in Camp Rock and all That kind of stuff Then he screwed over Taylor Swift Oh did he Yeah I feel like every boy Is screwed over

True So just add it to the pile She got an album Out of it Yeah true She did He broke up with her Over text message

If you remember They released Brand new music As well So it's not just A fake reunion No This is new

Jonas Brothers I'm a sucker for love It's a limit reunion. No. This is new Jonas Brothers. This is sucker. Behind the scenes here at ZM, we played Clinton Roberts, the old Jonas Brothers clip, and then the new Jonas Brothers, because we were getting ready to talk about it.

Don't do this to me and Clint goes cool producer Ben can we have some of the new Jonas Brothers it's a compliment and I was like the new song

sounds like their old stuff I was like that is the new song it's the new one what about this brand new Jonas Brothers track this is the new stuff, eh, Ellie? Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, cool. Sounds really new, good quality. You didn't even know there was a fourth Jonas brother, okay? Get off my case. He doesn't even matter. You didn't even know about Frankie Jonas. He's called the Bonus Jonas, if you're wondering. Bonus Jonas!

That's excellent. Oh, that's so Disney, isn't it? I want to know from people on 0800 dial ZM off the back of this incredible reunion, who do you want to get back together? Yeah, okay. Who's the band or the group that you would just love? Do they have to be alive? Yes. Oh, okay. They they have to be alive? Yes.

Oh, okay. They have to still be alive, so it has to be possible. Damn it, okay. Even if it's like one of the biggest feuds in music history, it's still possible if they're all alive. Okay. 0800 dial Zidim. Or you text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint on Zidim. Massive news. The Jonas Brothers are back together. I'm slipping into the lava and I'm trying to keep... Massive news. The Jonas Brothers are back together. Get your posters out of the drawer and put them back on the wall. Rose to fame in that movie. What was it? Cam Rock.

With Demi Lovato. I mean, they've been big ever since, haven't they? Would you go to a Jonas Brothers concert? No. I just think it would be fun, but would you go? Probably not. Oh, okay. Here's the thing about a reunion. I think these guys are going to do it well.

Be careful what you wish for, because some things are better left in the past. Some reunions shouldn't happen, and sometimes they get back together and you go, oh, this has actually kind of spoiled it for me. The new music sounds pretty good. From the Jonas Brothers new music. I don't mind it.

I don't know why all their solo careers stopped. Nick seemed to be going so well. I loved his music. And why did DNCE only have one song? They were massive. I think they had more songs. Oh, they did? Wow, good to see that the Jonas Brothers are back together. So we're asking this afternoon on 0800DilesAtM who would you love to see get back together? Welcome to the show, Sarah.

Hello. What do you reckon, Sarah? I reckon Disney's Child should reunite. Yes, girl. So that one would work. But I still want Beyonce to still have her solo career on the side. Oh, okay. She could do both.

You want Kelly Rowland to still have her solo career? No side. Oh, okay. She could do both. You want Kelly Rowland to still have her solo career? No, no, no. She's all right. Kelly's not bad. Michelle's the one that, you know, she hasn't done all that. No, Michelle is huge. Michelle is huge in gospel music. Did you know that?

Yeah. She's like one of the biggest gospel artists. She doesn't do the main circuit anymore. She's clearly gone, well, I'm not Beyonce, so I better go and do something else. She's killed it. She's absolutely one of the biggest gospel artists. She doesn't do the main token anymore. She's clearly gone, well, I'm not Beyonce, so I better go and do something else. She's killed it. She's absolutely nailing it. They're all so massive in Greenland.

Really? No, no. Some more suggestions? Yeah, there's quite a few on the text machine, actually. They want to see on the text machine a bit of Savage Garden. No, it's not Savage Garden. Who's texting ZDM to say they want a Savage Garden reunion? You leave Savage Garden alone.

I love Savage Garden. But also, are we sure Savage Garden are actually broken up? They could just be, like, lying in wait. Not touring anymore. Yeah. You never know. I'd love to see some new stuff from the old Savage Garden. Hi, Sarah number two.

Different Sarah. Yes. Hi. Who do you want to see get back together? Good Charlotte. I'm with you on this. Completely. Completely with you.

Technically, they rebranded, didn't they? Well, because Benji and Joel Madden are the guys. No, they went on The Voiceed, didn't they? Well, because Benji and Joel Madden are the guys. No, they went on The Voice Kids, didn't they? Yeah, but they rebranded as the, what did they call themselves? They did, yeah. They just, Madden Brothers? The Madden Brothers. There you go.

And they released new music. Did you ever hear that, Sarah, number two? Yes, I did, but I don't think it was the original band. Like the drummer and the bass guitarist weren't in it. Yeah, because they really matter. They did! I know what you're saying, Sarah. It's no...

Yeah, they could do it. They could definitely do it. Yeah, I'd love to see that. Some other big suggestions Coming through Obviously Oh actually You were hot on this one Pussycat Dolls You don't need

A Pussycat Dolls reunion though You just need A Nicole Scherzinger show Yeah true Right Really The other Pussycat Dolls I don't know how much

They were bringing to the table They're like the bass guitarists And the drum guys In Good Charlotte This Hey The keyboard player Had a lot to do with it This one's controversial much they were bringing to the table. They're like the bass guitarists and the drum guys in Good Charlotte. Hey, the keyboard player had a lot to do with it. This one's controversial. Because the Black Eyed Peas

are back together, they just don't have Fergie. So they're not the Black Eyed Peas. Well, they were the Black Eyed Peas before Fergie joined. Yeah, but they only got really famous when she came on board. Huge one coming through on the text machine that I know producer Ellie is excited about. I love them so much. I want them to get back together right now.

There's a strong rumour that the reunion is already in the pipeline. And it's all being put together behind the scenes. And they're just going to drop it on you out of nowhere. I think you're right. But Liam's now hit back going, stop asking me about the reunion because he said 2020 is too soon now. So he's contradicted himself. Can they do the reunion without Liam? I don't know if they can, eh?

Wait, which one's Liam? You, which, okay. My favourite is Zayn. Oh, he's not even part of it anymore, mate. He's the one that left. Exactly. Without him, they're not One Direction. Last one.

This is coming through. This is probably the biggest music feud between a band ever. If these guys get back together, one of them will get stabbed by the other one. Would it be worth it for a concert? I want to ask you, Clint, as someone I know for a fact posts a lot on Instagram. That's unfair. How many posts have you got on your Instagram right now? In total?

In total. Do you think I post too much? You post a fair amount. I have got... I'll tell you how many I've got. Okay, we'll say it at the same time. Three, two, one. Eight hundred and forty-six. I've got exactly twice as many as you. So I've got. Okay, let's say it at the same time. Three, two, one. 1,646.

I've got exactly twice as many as you. So you've got double the amount. But I've been using Instagram since it started, like 2014. I have. I think it started earlier than that. Well, okay. Well, then that's even better for me. That's over a long period of time.

I didn't post 1,600 times on the weekend. I think I started using it in 2010 and I've got half as many as you. Anyway, that's not the point. You post more to your story than I do. Yeah, but that's what stories are for. Okay, yeah. I want to know from you, as someone who's got quite a lot of memories. I haven't posted a lot recently because I haven't got my cats at the moment.

So, you know, can't post any cat pictures. Sorry, carry on. Would you be willing to delete every post you've ever done? No. Okay. Let me put something else to you then. No, can I tell you why? Why?

Because it's a photo album. And you get paid a lot for some of your posts. Some of them, yeah. And you're contractually obliged to keep those on. But I've got wedding photos and stuff on there and it's all timed to the date. Instagram do memories now, so you can go and see what your Instagram memory was as well.

Yeah, I have seen that. And I put nicer photos, like couple photos and stuff on Instagram than I do on Facebook. Facebook is just like, you just go on there when you need to buy a fridge anymore. You're panicking. You're not going to have to do it, mate. It's all right.

Would you, though, be willing to delete every single Instagram post you've ever done for free travel for a year? Around the world. I don't see why I should have to. So. I don't see what benefit there is. God, you have a problem. No, I just, this is like saying, because it's the modern day equivalent of this. I think you're under thinking what benefit there is. God, you have a problem. No, I just, this is like saying,

because it's the modern day equivalent of this. I think you're under thinking how important this is. This is the, that's the modern day equivalent of going, would you burn your photo album for free trip around the world? This is free travel. That's memories. You can make a whole lot of memories in a year. Yeah.

There's a competition that's actually being run at the moment. And it's from an American airline called JetBlue where you have to delete every single Instagram post if you want to enter this competition. Yeah. So pretty much it's saying delete all of these memories because for a year you need to make room for all your travel pictures.

But the... Dumb idea. Because guess what, JetBlue? There is infinite amount of space on Instagram. You don't have to make more space. You just keep... As a person who's uploaded 1800 photos, just keep uploading them. It's fine.

It's fine. That's your philosophy. Just keep going. There's no limit on how much you can put up. Do you know what I'm saying though about the memory side of things? No, I know what you're saying. Like it's a timeline. And one day in the future,

if the social media starts to last that long, I don't mean to overstate the importance of it, but your kids will go through your timeline and they'll go, oh my God, I can't believe Clint had four cat photos. I can't believe Dad had four cat photos in August 2018. My dad did that many sponsored posts in the space of a month.

All right. Brie and Clint on Zit-In. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Ziti McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, we're all entranced by the Kardashian story.

Turns out Khloe's done a 180 on the whole thing. What's going down? Oh my goodness. Talk about drama.com. Hashtag I cannot even cope.com. Anyway, here's the thing. That was a little bit extra dramatic.

Here's what's gone down. Of course, you may have seen over the weekend, Jordan Woods, Kylie's best friend, did a sit down on the red table, confessed that she kissed Tristan Thompson, Khloe's boyfriend, baby daddy, said it wasn't really anything more. There was no tongue.

That's what she said. Apparently that changes everything. Anyway, the next day, Khloe Kardashian went on Instagram and Twitter and said, you are a liar, Jordan. You're a liar. You broke up my family. The next day after that, does a full 180. Khloe comes out and says, actually, it's not Jordi's fault at all.

It's completely Tristan's fault. Jordan did not break up my family. Tristan did. I can smell a PR something. I feel like a marketing team all got in the same room and went, Chloe, you can't throw her under the bus. It's going to look really bad to you. It feels PR.

It feels PR to me. It's because she was absolutely copying it online saying it's not completely Jordan Woods' fault. Yeah, the story's kind of turned back on Chloe. I saw that. But this is the problem with living your breakup on social media. And these guys are expected to, unfortunately. They have to comment.

But when you have a breakup, it doesn't matter whether you're famous or not, you go through all the emotions, and it's everybody's fault, and it's no one's fault, and you're angry at this person, and I hate this person. And if you write it down,

unfortunately, that's there forever. And I get where Chloe was coming from. She was angry. She was just saying whatever in the moment. Can someone please clear up for me? Were Chloe and Tristan together until now? Yes. So they were, right.

Okay. Yep. And to also clarify, this is the guy, just to reset, he's just the guy that cheated on her twice while she was nine months pregnant. Not funny. It's not funny, but yes, you're right. That's the situation we're dealing with. God, she's had a bad run.

Hey, just quickly, Dean, as well, people are now getting sued over the Michael Jackson documentary. Talk about intense. Yes, they are. Look, here's, first of all, the Michael Jackson estate is suing HBO $100 million for defaming the documentary, as well as that someone mentioned in the documentary

is also suing HBO saying to be taken out of a documentary. Basically, one of the accusers says that they took the place of this guy named Brett, right? They were like, oh, you know, Michael used to abuse Brett and then he abused me. Brett has come out saying Michael never touched me at all and, you know, get your facts straight and pulled me out of the documentary. Michael was never like that at all.

So there's seven different lawsuits going around about this documentary. Probably going to be airing in New Zealand very soon. I really want to see it. Yes, it is. There are plans for it to come to New Zealand very shortly. What's the rumour that it's going to be played on TVNZ? Our producer, Ben, said it's going to air. We're not 100% sure, but that TVNZ will run it soon.

You've got to watch it. Whatever you believe, I guess you've got to watch it so that you get all the facts. It's like the R. Kelly documentary. Yeah, you can't pretend that it's not there, right? Yeah, exactly. Okay, that's Dean McCarthy, our spy Hollywood correspondent. It's thanks to One Roof this week.

The One Roof property report is out now at oneroof.co.nz. My wife, Lucy, and I are doing some renovations on our house at the moment before the baby gets there. Well, hopefully before the baby gets there. Yeah, let's hope so. It'll be real crap if we have a baby and we still don't have anywhere to live. But everything's on track. Should be good.

The reason we're not living in the house at the moment is because there's no toilet. Well, there's no water at all, so it's just not really usable. But there is a port-a-loo in the front yard. Me, I mean, I'm a happy-go-lucky, rough-it kind of outdoorsy kind of guy. No, you're not. Hunting and fishing, and I love the outdoors, out there doing it. That's me, you know.

But Lucy, I wouldn't call her a princess, but she doesn't want to poo where the tradies are pooing on top of other poo in a toilet that doesn't really flush every day. Fair enough? Fair. That's fair. And she's pregnant.

You give that woman what she wants. Oh, she's going toilet like four or five times a night. Yeah. She has the right to put her foot down when it comes to the toilet. We were talking about it with some friends last night, and she revealed to me that whenever she uses a public toilet, she does that thing where you put squares of paper around

the edge of the seat. Yeah, it never works. Well, she does it in every toilet even the work toilet. Yeah. So she won't use the toilet at her work without putting down a bottom barrier. A protective barrier. Yeah. Which to me seems like a lot of effort.

I get it if you're using like a roadside toilet or a gas station toilet, but can you really be bothered making yourself a little paper thrown every time you go to the work toilet? It never really works either. Like you have to be real careful about sitting down. Oh, yeah. Because then like it'll move and the next minute. You slide off.

Your butt slides off and you hit toilet seat, you know. They got asking, and this is not adults only chat, this is just anatomy. They started saying, what happens with boys? Because obviously our thing's on the outside. And when you sit in the toilet. You know what is so bizarre to me? Yeah. How you guys can walk into a public bathroom,

and this would have happened many times in your life, and then you just watch someone go wee? Well, no, that's not how it works. That is absolutely not what happens. So you've never just kind of had a glance at someone weeing? Oh, no, I definitely have. Yeah, exactly. But not all the time.

I don't go in there intentionally. Only when they're famous. Ah, yeah. So you can be like, I wonder what his looks like. Once or twice. No, but that to me as a woman is so like foreign and bizarre. I've never walked into a public toilet and go, oh, there's a vaheen. There's that woman's vaheen.

Again, that's not the goal of men when we go in there either. But you can if you want to. But men when they sit down on a public toilet is a different situation too because there's a bit on the outside. And they said to me, does it ever just like touch the bowl? And that's when I realised, yeah, we do the paper thing too but a lot of guys will

drape a piece of paper down the front so it's like a landing pad and it's just like a little cushion. I always do a nest. A nest? Yeah. Oh, to prevent splash back? Yes. And people who don't nest in the bowl, if you're doing number twos, you're crazy.

Like, I had a conversation with one of my friends once, and she was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, are you joking? How's this? Yeah. I also always, bit of toilet paper, rub the toilet seat. Oh, that goes without saying, right? Yeah.

Rub the toilet seat, nest in the middle, and you're good to go. But no full coverage of the... Depending what toilet it is. Work toilet? No. 0800 dial ZM. What's your public toilet etiquette? What's your routine?

What's your routine? What do you do every time you go in there? And is it a good safety tip that you should share with everybody else? Sharing's caring, New Zealand. Do you have information that could be valuable to other people? 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Your public toilet routine. Bree and Clint on ZM.

We want to know, what's your public toilet routine? What do you have to do when you're using the public bathroom? I told you how my wife Lucy will cover any bowl, any seat that isn't the home one. And I found out where that comes from too. She had some friends who moved into a place and they reckon they all got butt pimples

from sharing a toilet seat. That's what they said. They reckon they got butt pimples. So ever since then they've been too terrified not to. I don't agree with that. I don't think that's what they said. They reckon they've got butt pimples. Nah. So ever since then, they've been too terrified not to. I don't agree with that. I don't think that's a thing. Oh, $800 at him. What's your routine, Tony?

Yeah, Tony. Hey, how you guys doing? Good, Tony. What's your routine in the public bathroom? Just trying to get over butt pimples. That's outrageous. Is it outrageous? If you've all got it, though,

if you've all got it. They can't be a thing. Anyway. You're not catching pimples from a toilet seat. Well, we hope not. Sorry. Tony, back to yours. What do you do? So, basically, if I go in, I kind of check to make sure it's completely empty, especially

at work, and then, because as a guy for number two, that's quite a big deal. So when I do that, I kind of just freeze up if someone comes in. So my whole etiquette is just to freeze and wait. And then, worst case scenario, someone goes next to me and then I've got to deal with the noises and stuff. And I just usually, like, if I feel like they're about

to get out, I'll just wait. I don't want to deal with that confrontation. What if you can't freeze? Tony reminds me of that scene on Jurassic Park, you know, when the T-Rex knocks the structure over and the guy's sitting on there and he's like, don't move, whatever you do, don't move. That's a big number two, guys.

Hi, Ellie. Hey. What's your public bathroom routine? So I used to be a hover girl. Oh, yes. Can I say, girls who can manage the hover, hats off to you. The amount of leg strength required for that, that's more powerful than a wall set

because you can't even lean against the wall. It's actually really bad for you. It is bad. Have you heard that, Ellie? Yeah, so I learned that you get your higher chance of getting an infection or something going wrong by hovering than actually just sitting on the wall. It's actually really bad for you. Have you heard that Ellie? Yeah so I learned that you get your higher chance of getting an infection or something going wrong by hovering than actually just sitting on the seat. So it turns out yeah so it turns out if you

hover not all of the wee can come out and if it gets stuck that's how you get a UTI infection. Yeah but UTI or butt pimples what do you want? A UTI is real bad. So is butt pimples. Yeah I know what went on too. I think I'd rather butt pimples, what do you want? UTI's real bad. So is butt pimples. Yeah, I know what went on too.

I think I'd rather butt pimples. So then I became a total kind of, you know, wipe with a piece and then nest. And then I went around Mexico and Guatemala and learnt that all our toilets here are totally fine. Compared to Guatemala.

Yeah, well if the bar is Guatemala... I'm never going to complain again. It's pretty much, honestly, the whole attitude changes. They don't call it Guatemala. Literally, we did one of the worst ones I've ever seen. There was shit on the floor, up the wall. That's why they call it Squatamala. They literally

go, here's the toilet, and you're like, what, that hole in the ground? We'll leave this here with this terrifying piece of information that's just been text through. Just so you know, guys, bacteria can get through six layers of toilet paper. We did this experiment in undergrad microbiology. There you go. You might as well just bring your own toilet seat, New Zealand.

You're stuffed either way. You may as well bring your own one. Look, I know everyone is probably sick of hearing about the latest Kardashian. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I am. Drama. I mean, it just keeps on going and going and going. It does. Doesn't it?

Yeah. I mean, Jordan Woods, she did the Red Table interview and then Khloe was tweeting and then she was taking back what she said. Am I sick of hearing about it? Yes. Do I want an update if there is one? Yes. Kind of.

And then we got to talking here in the studio and we started talking about some of, you know, the Kardashian dramas that have happened over the years since they've been in the public eye. Yeah. And it kind of reminded me of a very popular show from back in the 90s. These are the days of our lives. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. I mean, that's a show right there where the drama just keeps getting more and more exaggerated.

Yeah, where your husband could turn out to be a shape-shifting lizard. Exactly. Yeah. Do you want to hear some of the stuff that's happened within the Kardashian family and trying to put it into a These Are The Days Of Our Lives context? Go on then. So, it all began for the Kardashians when Rob Kardashian was involved in the OJ Simpson murder case as one of the lawyers on the legal team. That's the father.

That's the father. Not Black Trina's baby daddy. No, that's the father. Kris Jenner got married to him when she was 22. He was a lot older than her until she had an affair with someone 10 years her junior. And that's when their marriage ended. Rob Kardashian unfortunately then passed away

from cancer, so that was horrible. That wasn't on the TV show, by the way. What? That wasn't on the TV show. No, it wasn't. Those bits predate the TV show, right? Exactly, exactly. And then who could forget when Kim Kardashian rose to fame when her sex tape was leaked.

Oh, we're taking a jump straight up to the sex tape? Yeah, we're going to the sex tape. You're skipping Paris Hilton and everything? You're going straight to sex tape? Yeah, we're going to that. Yeah, I like it. We're going straight to that. Yeah, cool.

Then Khloe married Lamar and their marriage broke down because of the rumoured troubles, sex, drugs, overdoses, prostitutes, name it, you name it. It was at the Bunny Ranch. It was in that marriage. And then Bruce Jenner, the second husband to Chris Jenner, this is where it gets really confusing. He then transitioned into Caitlyn Jenner.

Yeah. And that's when their marriage ended. Yeah. This sounds like the plot line. It sounds made up. Doesn't it? Yeah. And then it gets worse because Chris Jenner, I mean, the story just goes on and on.

She started dating Corey Gamble, who's 38. She's 63. Yeah. Kim married rapper Kanye West. Kim was kidnapped and held at gunpoint in a home invasion in Paris. Oh, you forgot Kim's two-week wedding. Oh, yes. She had two weeks.

To Kris Humphries. They were married for 72 days total. Yeah, that was epic That was a record Yes that was a record Rob Kardashian Had a baby with Black China

And then things went south When he posted her Nudes online After he thought She was cheating on him Chloe started dating Tristan Thompson Got pregnant

And then Tristan cheated On her with multiple women Before she gave birth And then the recent saga Where Chloe Has now been cheated on again By Tristan Thompson With one of her on her with multiple women before she gave birth and then the recent saga where Chloe has now been cheated on again by Tristan Thompson with one of her lifelong family friends and best friend to her half-sister, Kylie Jenner, Jordan Woods. Sorry, Kylie Jenner who's also the youngest female billionaire of all time.

Yes, I mean, yeah, of course. I mean, they should make a TV show about this. They should. They should call it TV show about this. They should. They should call it. They really should. They should call it. Yeah. What would be catchy?

Holy shit. No, that's not a good name for a TV show. Keeping up with the Kardashians. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. You know how you tell us that people tell you that you look a little bit like Kesha? Is that how it goes? I also got, what's her name?

Don't say Hunger Games girl. Yes, I got her on the weekend. I did. You know when you say it, like, it loses its impact. I'm not saying it. No, you're saying that people are saying it. It's true. Okay.

Well, okay, you know how you get her. Who did you get? No, no one. I'm not dumb enough to come out here and say it. No, I'll tell you who I got. Yeah, who did you get? Last time I went. I'm not dumb enough to come out here and say it. No, I'll tell you who I got. Yeah, who'd you get? Last time I went, because I went to... Siggy Butt Brain.

No, not Siggy Butt Brain. Thank you very much. I got Ricky Gervais. Yeah, I kind of see that. That's not a compliment. Like a young... See, both of yours are hot. Both of yours are hot.

And then I get the guy off the office. Like a young version. Yeah, all right. Just be careful, okay? I've got a story the office. Like a young version. Yeah, all right. Just be careful, okay? I've got a story for you here of a lady who has been told that she looks like Meghan Markle. So she has now made it her life's goal to look as much like Meghan Markle as possible. I don't know how to say her name. It's spelled X-O-C-H-Y-T-L.

Just say Meghan Markle 2.0. No, I'm going to go with Xoktel. She's from Texas. Sounds like you're hocking a lute. Xoktel. Xoktel Greer. Oh, that's just Greer. You don't have to say that one weird.

Since being told that she bears a resemblance to Meghan Markle, she has had $35,000 of plastic surgery, including a rhinoplasty, liposuction of the stomach, inner and outer thighs, a bum lift, fillers put under her eyes, lip fillers, jawline filler, and Botox. All to further enhance the similarities between her and Meghan Markle. I know this is very visual for everyone else listening. I know this is very visual too. I listening. I know this is very visual too.

I really want to see what she looks like. I know you do and I'm going to show you her. I'm going to give her out of 10. How much? And we'll put the photo on our Instagram story so you can see it too. The side by side of Zachtel and Meghan Markle. They're even wearing

the same outfit. Because she now wears the same clothes as Meghan Markle. And bear in mind, this is $35,000 of surgery as well. Looks nothing like her. I look more like Jennifer Lawrence than she looks like Meghan Markle. And that's not a lot. This is a key point. Is she joking?

This is a key point. Show me. Is she African-American? No, she's not. Which Meghan Markle, forgive me if I'm wrong, Is part African-American. Is part African-American. She, I'm pretty sure, isn't.

So, keep going with the surgery. More surgery. She looks more like Kate, keep going with the surgery. More surgery. She looks more like Kate. I actually got the wrong one. Don't you reckon? Yeah. But to further enhance me looking like Kesha over the weekend. You slept in a dumpster.

Yeah, and I also brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack. Bree and Clint on Zit In. Bree and Clint. Come back here. Bree and Clint on Zit In. Bree and Clint's Callback Heroes. This is where we like to test our loved ones to see if they would hypothetically save our life. Yeah, I got an urgent phone call and I was like, you've got to call me back.

Would you muck around or would you call back straight away? That's the test, right? Yeah, they don't know they're being tested. So that's, you know. Today I'm going to call someone that's in my phone book who messages me semi-frequently, who I've got a pretty good relationship with now. Here we go. Your mother. Oh, that's weird. Mama Di. Since when did you and my mum start texting? I can't remember when it started, but she started sending me lots of photos of you as a kid. That's weird.

Why is she doing that? In return, she wanted photos of you as an adult. She goes, Brie doesn't send me any photos. So I just send her photos of you as an adult. That's weird. If I was to call her from my phone as well, it would be my phone number that comes up. Would she return the call?

Would she pick up the call first of all? Yeah, would she pick it up in the first place? Well, I know she would because me and her talk. I bet you'll love this. Have you ever called her before? No, I've never actually. Just text. So you've never called my mum?

No. Right. This is going to be weird. Let's give her a go now and see how it goes. Okay. Morning, lovey. How are you? Afternoon, mumma Di. Good to hear from you. How are you? Afternoon, Mama Di.

Good to hear from you. How are you going? Good, mate. How are you? Very good, very good. Have you had a good weekend? Yeah, I have, actually. It's been pretty hectic and done everything and nothing.

So it's a bit like that. I saw Bree was over in Sydney on the weekend having a good time. Slasso. I wanted to go. Teddy, tell me, Clint. I mean, come on. It's on my box list. I wanted to go.

Speaking of her, I've got some goss on who she's dating at the moment. Have you heard? Is it in Sydney? Well, they're an NRL player, so you'll know who they are. Oh, hang on, hang on. Can you call me back in like 15 seconds? Yep. Okay, cool.

Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay, here we go. Did your mum just call you a sluzzo, by the way? A slacko. Oh, I was like, that's a bit rough. I was going to say, my mum doesn't swear. She'll call back for that, right? Oh, my God.

What NRL player are you going to say now? If she calls back, I don't have to say any. Is there a good one I could say? If you say Cameron Smith. Cameron Smith. From the Melbourne Storm. Kept in a... Here she is.

Mama die. Yeah, mate, sorry. I had to ring back. Yeah, no, that's all right. So what's it got? I don't mean to name drop, but have you heard of Cameron Smith? Oh, my God. That would be my dream.

It's me being a mother-in-law to Cameron Smith. Would you be able to keep your hands to yourself? Oh, mate, I'd have to think about it. Well, it's not him. I just had to trick you into calling me back. So it's not him. But good to know that that's the calibre of fella you're looking for for Bree. Oh, mate, yeah.

He'd be the ultimate. Okay, cool. The ultimate. Got to go. I'll talk to you later. All right, mate. Love you. All right, see ya.

She doesn't seem miffed that she got caught up in a stitch-up at all. She's more concerned with Cameron Smith being part of the family. She's had me as a daughter for 29 years. She's used to it. Hello, Ross Boss. Hello, Ross Man. Let's not go there. Ross Man! You're not the first person

to do that either. Give me a pay rise! Ross Man! Ross, would you say perception is reality? Yes. Would you say how you are perceived in the workplace is an important part of how you are reviewed, how you're appreciated by the company?

This is either about me or Brie. No, it's about you. Oh, okay, great. We have a couple of perks here at ZM and one of those perks is we've got a massage chair. It's our favourite thing about working at ZM. You know those things in the middle of the mall where you go past and they've got the head massages and the feet massages

and the full lazy boy massages. But you have to pay for it. You've got to pay for it. We, for the last, I don't know how long, it predates me, have had a massage chair. Someone just gave it to us. I know. Do you guys want this?

It was semi-broken, wasn't it? No, no. Oh, there's a latch that's broken, but it still works. It's a massage chair. Someone just gave it to us. They're like, do you guys want this? It was semi-broken, wasn't it? No, no. Oh, there's a latch that's broken, but it still works. It's a beautiful chair. It's the one thing that sets us apart from the other radio station. I show up to work this morning and I go, hey, where's the massage chair gone? And Ross goes, oh, got rid of it. Had to get rid of it.

And I said, why would you get rid of our favourite thing here at ZM? And he goes, makes people think we're lazy. Come on. That's a load of crap. Look, this is a real thing. People walk like, you get Bogsy, our CEO, great guy, walks into our office and someone's having a nap on the lazy board chair. Or he walks past.

Who's having a nap? People. Or worse, sometimes you know how I'll just walk through the office and I'll be like, oh, and then I'll just lie down on the floor. Yes, yes. It's a unique management skill, but yes, I am aware of it. So things like that combined with the massage chair make us look lazy. So if I take the massage chair away, I can still lie down.

That's not our fault. You're lying on the floor. Yeah. Sometimes I'm tired. He hasn't completely taken it away. He's put it in the other studio where Belle does ZM's jam-packed workday. And, I mean, I get what you're doing. You're trying to make it look like you haven't got rid of the massage chair.

But in reality, who's going to go and sit in there while Belle's doing her show and have a massage? Nobody wants to hear in the background of Belle's show someone going, oh, yeah, that's this. What? Actually, if that's what you're doing in the chair, maybe it's a good thing you got rid of it. This is the thing, Ross.

The last time I used the massage chair was on Friday for about an hour, and then I come to work on Monday and it's gone. Did you get rid of the massage chair because of me? Did Clint ruin it for everyone? Look, it's not that it was you. It was more the, oh, yeah, oh. If I promise to be less audible in my pleasure, will you give us back the massage chair?

Sorry, mate. Perception's reality and I need to lie down on the floor sometimes. Oh, my God. Bree and Clint on ZM. I got an inbox by quite a few people on my Instagram on Friday and they were telling me I had to go listen to the Jason PJ podcast. Okay.

I mean, former host here at ZM. Yeah. We love those guys. We're both friends with them. Yes. Now based in Melbourne. Now based in Melbourne doing breakfast radio. PJ shared something on their show

that intricately involved me. Take a listen. I had another vivid dream last night. Oh, yeah? I was a lesbian. And we're off. I had a full-on lesbian dream, yeah. You know when you wake up and you're just like, what?

It was lovely, yeah. No, no, no, it was all good. No, it was more like a relationship. Who? This is someone I know? Yeah. It was a friend, yeah. Who?

Which one? Brie. Brie. Awkward. friend, yeah. Who? Which one? Bray. Awkward. No, flattering. Very flattering. So flattering. Did that go on the radio?

That was on the radio. It's on their podcast. And I love that she- God bless her. I love that she described it as, it was lovely. It was lovely. I'm trying to think of what you would be like as a lover. And the word lovely doesn't come to mind. I would. I am lovely, thank you. Aggressive trying to think of what you would be like as a lover. And the word lovely doesn't come to mind.

I would. I am lovely. Thank you. Aggressive comes to mind. Demanding. Dominant. Dominant. I am the alpha.

I am the alpha. No, let's give her a call. Let's just make it real awkward. Oh, how awkward. I'm fine with it. I think it's hilarious. Let's see if she is. Go on.

She's one of my good mates. It'll be fine. So I'm going to call her from my phone. Yeah. Okay, hold on. I'm just going to ask her about it. You should ask her out. Hey, Bree.

Hi, Paige. What up, girl? Hey, quick question. Yes. How long have we been dating for? In my dream, in real life? Oh, mate. You know how many people have inboxed me saying I needed to listen to this piece of audio

and then I nearly fell off my chair. You're not, you're having sex dreams about me without my consent. Look, I wouldn't say it was a sex dream. I'd just say there was like a lot of chemistry. Like, I don't know exactly what happened. You know when you wake up and you're like, shit. Like, I really felt this thing to her in my dream. And then I woke up and I'm like, whoa, that happened? Like, I can't exactly remember what we did.

That's usually how it happens. Ask her what was lovely about it. What was so lovely? You described it as it was really lovely. I feel like we were running down a hill and it was really romantic, but I can't really predict what happened. Like, have we tumbled down and cuddled or something? Tumbled down and cuddled? Were we in

the notebook? What were we in? Are you Jack and Jill? You know, when you you did, like, you were wearing undies, I remember that. Okay, all right. All right, PJ. No, the one. Nice underwear.

Because I didn't wear nice underwear, but I remember yours were matched, and I was like, that's well played for Bray. No, that definitely doesn't sound like me, PJ. I think it might have been someone else. Oh, you're more of a Bridget Jones kind of girl. Yeah, I'm more of like a nude, a nude colour, like high-waisted. This is bloody awkward. I literally thought it would be safe saying it here in Australia.

Nothing is safe. It always gets back. The one thing I need to ask you, because you've told me a few times when we've been out on the lemonades, you're like, do you think we're kind of lookalike? And then now you're having a dream about you and I. Does that mean you love me? Does that mean I'm attracted to myself?

Yep. I've got a type. It's me. It's you. It's yourself. Hey, I just thought I'd let you know. I've booked flights to Melbourne so then we can, you know, catch up. This is actually really

awkward. It's really awkward for me too. I've got a spare room where you can You're what? I've got a spare room where you can stay on the couch or like, I've got quite a big bed. You guys really need to take this romance offline. Alright PJ, I'll talk to you

soon. Love you. Okay, see you next time. Love you, love you, bye. Love PJ, I'll talk to you soon. Love you. Okay, see you both. Love you, love you, bye. Love you, bye. I have never felt like more of a third wheel in my life than being a part of that conversation. You just couldn't get in because there was so much chemistry between PJ and I. Oh, it was lovely.

Do you reckon Jase has ever had a dream about me? What? That's a good question. Maybe we should call BJ PJ's boyfriend and just let him know. Do you reckon Jase has ever had a dream about me? What? That's a good question. Maybe we should call BJ PJ's boyfriend and just let him know. Do you reckon he'd tell me if he had? Next, birthday banger. Do you want to know what yours is? Yeah, you can call us right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Or if you've had a dream. About me? About Clint. I mean, he feels left out. Really left out. Or if you dream about me, I'll take more. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we play one of those songs in full on the radio. Can you smell that? Did you pee yourself again? No.

No, I was going to say I can smell some bangers coming on, but that's fine. Go with whatever you said. Hi, Annie. Hi. Hi, Annie. What's your birthday?

My birthday is... Oh, did you still... No, okay. I did the laugh where it sounds like I fart and it was bad timing. Sorry, Annie. This is about you.

Annie's got... Annie, Clint's had bowel problems all afternoon. Oh, right. I haven't. I haven't, but there's no point arguing anymore. Annie, just lay your birthday on us, please. Okay, my birthday is 3rd of July, 1983. Okay, Annie, you were 16 in 1999 on the 3rd of July and this is your birthday banger.

Banger! This is Sixpence Nun the Richer. Was this in a Heath Ledger movie? It was the theme song to Dawson's Creek. No, it wasn't. No! I don't want to wait for our lives to be over. It was in She's All That.

Oh, okay. What does this do for you, Annie? Love it. Love it. Reminds me of high school. Yeah. It's a banger. Were you a Freddie Prinze Jr. fan, Annie?

Yes. He was so hot. He was in She's All That. Here you go. Okay, that's a strong contender for birthday banger today. Next up is Deb. Hey, Deb. Hi, Deb.

Hi. What's your birthday? The 21st of May, 1965. Okay, Deb, you were 16 in 1981 on the 21st of May, and back in the 80s, this was top of the charts. You've got Betty Davis eyes, Deb. What a tune. It is a good one.

Kim Karnes. Redone by Gwyneth Paltrow. Well, which one is the hit? Which one is the one we're doing? This is the Kim Karnes version. Kim Karnes version. Okay, one more birthday banger. Hi Miriana. Yes, hello. Miriana,

how are you? I'm good, how are you? Very good. What's your birthday? 1st September 94. Okay, Miriana, you were 16 in 2010 on the 1st of September and back on that day, this was number one. We no speak Americano. You know, this song very nearly made it into the Hot Mess Express DJ set.

It was close. Yeah. I wish you made it. It's a banger. Who's the artist? Who did it? Yolanda B. Cool. Yolanda B. Cool. That is correct.

That's who it is. Okay, we've got some serious deliberating to do. Betty Davis Eyes, Sixpence None The Richer, or Yolanda Be Cool. Ooh, for a Monday. Yeah. It's for a Monday. Just remember how, because that,

the We Know Speak Americano song, it's a banger. To some people, it's the most annoying song in the world, though. Right. Just putting it out there But your vote's your vote And my vote's my vote Because I vote for

Sixpence None The Richer I vote for We No Speak And No Americano Okay we're going to The producers Today I choose Producer

Ellie Ellie Yeah producer Ellie I didn't want this job What song I know you're so indecisive What song are we playing With Birthday Banger

Oh so you voted for... Which one? No, no, no one voted for Betty Davis. Oh, it was between Kiss Me and We Speak No Americano. Yes. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah, see, Americano, great,

but I know what you're saying, Clint, will get annoying for some people. Seriously, just give us a sign. Vote on what you want. Oh, God. I hate this. What does your waters say?

See, I keep bopping to Americano. I can't help but bop to it, but then kiss me nice. Okay, we're taking it off you. Producer Ben, give us a song and give it to us fast. You play Betty Davis right now. No, that wasn't one of the options.

Yeah, but you said I can choose. That's it. That's what the texts say, mate. They're coming in for Betty Davis. Okay. No, that wasn't one of the options. Yeah, but you said I can choose. That's it. You did say you can choose. That's what the ticks say, mate. They're coming in for Petey Davis. No. They are. Hard and strong. There it is.

Oh, no, that's all from the same number. No, surely not. Surely. Oh, no, we're playing it? All right. I don't even know what's going on anymore. Are you mixing it? I don't think we can.

I don't think we have the whole thing there. Hang on, hang on. There you go. Oh, this is going to be controversial on the text machine. Yeah, we've ended in a real shit fight today, but here you go. This is the birthday banger winner, Bree and Clint ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Last week, you can now tip your Uber driver.

That's the update to the app. You can now tip them either $1 $3 $5 $1 $5 $1 $1 This is hard today

$1 On the Uber app now You can tip $1, $3,, five or $50. Whoa, that's a big jump. Yeah, I think it's up to $50. I think you'll find it in there. But I saw Producer Ben's had the update already.

He got us an Uber over the weekend and it comes up straight away as soon as you get out. Just little buttons. You just touch them and it will take some money straight away and give it to the driver. You can also do it on the Uber Eats app when the delivery happens and you can tip your delivery driver. You can also do it on the Uber Eats app when the delivery happens and you can tip your delivery driver.

Which is a different conversation altogether, I think. Like what are you tipping the Uber Eats driver for? Getting you the food fast and it's still hot, right? So you need to eat it to know that it's still hot. Like can I tip him later? Can I tip him after the meal? I don't know. I think you can.

It's like when you just leave it and then you can go back to it. This is my problem with tipping. We don't do it in New Zealand. And you know when you go to some restaurants, some of them now when you swipe your FPOS card afterwards and it says, would you like to add a tip? Well, no. Hell no, I wouldn't like to add a tip.

Because we don't do that. And then right in front of the person who gets some of have to push no. Who will get some of the tip. You'll have to just go no. Because I don't know when I do that FBOS thing, the person who's swiping my card, that's not the person who served me. Like I don't know if Jared, the lovely guy with the man bun, is getting the extra $5 or anything.

But we don't do it. In America they do it because that's how you'd know because you worked in hospital over there, right? Yeah, I lived there for a little while. Anywhere that someone provides a service to you, you have to tip. No, but why don't you have to tip at McDonald's?

Yeah, I'm not sure. Because it's a restaurant. So where's the line, right? Where do you tip and where do you not tip? So like hairdressers, you have to tip. But that's the most stressful part

about visiting the States is knowing who you tip and who you don't. Getting your nails done, you have to tip. Yeah, and how you don't. Getting your nails done, you have to tip. Yeah, and how much to tip. Catching a cab, you have to tip. Also the Uber thing too, like could be good because it incentivises them to do a great job,

have a nice smelling car, take you the most direct route. Put the aircon on. But does it incentivise lots of Uber driver chat? Because I don't mind it. I don't mind having a yarn to my driver, but some people I know just want to ride in silence. And you'll get five stars if you don't talk to those people. So wait, so Ubers, you always give the driver a rating

and then they give you a rating. So does that mean they can tip us? No. Oh, what, give you money rating. Yeah. So does that mean they can tip us? No. Oh. What, give you money back? Yeah. No. No.

Well, what if I'm a lovely, delightful passenger? What, they'll take some money off the fare? I don't think that's how it works. I don't think you're going to make money riding around in Ubers. But how good if it was. Would you tip an Uber driver? I'm trying to think of like an instance where I would have. Yeah, like if they

were awesome, I guess I'd like the ability to, but it's just that pressure, right? It's the pressure of I'm more likely to tip my Uber Eats delivery driver because they're bringing me food. Yeah. Well anyway, get ready for it New Zealand because it's here and

now on Uber you can tip your drivers via the app. The good thing is you do it once you're out of the car. So you can easily just say to them, hey, man, I'll shoot you a tip. And then you just never do. There's a study that's been done, Clint, which has revealed what makes women a lot more likely to cheat. Okay, you got my attention. So if they do this particular thing,

apparently it makes them a lot more likely to cheat. All right, boyfriends, listen up. Women who have a guilty conscience, listen up. What do you got for us? So they said, they did this study and they interviewed heterosexual women and men in relationships about their sexual behaviours. Yeah.

And there was a solid link that was found between the number of times a woman faked it and how likely she was going to cheat on her partner. Okay. All right. So. Straight away, I was like, oh, guys, watch out for this one.

Guys can't watch out for this one. They already don't know that it's happening well that's the problem right that's the problem yeah so apparently they got the percentage of how many women actually admitted that they fake it quite often how many out of a hundred percent do you think said yes I don think said yes? I'm not interested in answering this question. No. No, it's a loaded question. You need to inform yourself. No, no. This is a trap question for me to answer.

What percentage of women do I think fake it? Yeah. Well, what percentage of women do you think admitted? Oh, okay. 50? 80% of women have at many points in their life faked it. That's fine. Sometimes you just want to go to sleep.

Sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. But so yeah, there's a direct correlation between people who are faking it in their relationship. Women, sorry. So if you admit to faking it, you're more likely to cheat? Is that what the study is saying?

No, that was just saying in the study. So they've realised that women who are faking it in their relationship, in the bedroom, are more likely to cheat. Oh, okay. Well, there you go. That makes a bit more sense. Kind of. If you're not getting it at home, you're going to look for it elsewhere.

Is that the logic we put to this? Well, I mean, and then what else do you go look for? Then you go fake it in other places? I don't understand. It would suck if you went to the other place and then you're like, damn it, I've got to fake it here as well. Oh, no, no, I've cheated as well. This is a mess.

I was going to ask you the question, have you ever faked it? But I can't really ask you the question, have you ever faked it? But I can't really ask you that question. Keto diet. The keto diet. You're aware of it by now. Yeah, it's where you don't eat carbs. Basically, yeah. That's the only thing I really understand about it.

It's a high-fat, high-protein, low-carb diet that's meant to make your body burn fat instead of sugar. Something like that. As an Italian, that sounds like, you know, worse than prison. Honestly, who's not eating carbs? That's the best thing. I know, and they're the most comforting part of any meal. I don't do keto. I think I tried it for a couple of days.

Not my idea of a good time, but it is the hot diet of the moment. There's a few people around the office that are doing it. It's the new paleo, right? You may not want to do keto after you hear what the latest side effect is. You might have heard of keto flu. That's where you get physically sick for a bit while your body transitions to ketosis. That's the bit where your body burns all the sugar and stuff. I'm not saying it's healthy, but you do get it.

You get really, really ill. Yeah, like the flu. Yeah. And it's meant to last a few days, and then you come out the other side, and you look like Art Green. I don't know. This is not that side effect. This is another one called keto crotch.

Okay. Apparently, if you go on the keto diet, some people report a bad smell coming from down there and to make it worse it's only women who are getting keto crotch they don't know why but it has to do with how your body is burning fuel i guess and the sorts of food that you're putting into your body. But more than a few women are reporting that it's giving them... What's the smell? They haven't gone into...

I know what you're thinking. They haven't said that it's that. They've just said that it's... Because where did the theory come from that ladies' bits smell fishy? It's not a real thing. I don't know. And it's... It's actually not. Can? I don't know. It's not a real thing. I don't know. It's actually not. Can I just say?

Like, it's not a real – I don't know where that theory came from. It's unfair because anybody who's unhygienic, male or female, will smell bad. Yeah. I know what you're saying. It's rough to just label women with that one. I'm not saying that, you know, there isn't bad smells, but it's not a – like, I'm never like, ooh, lobster. Like, it's not a fishy smell.

I don't get that. People who are getting this keto one, though, are saying it doesn't matter. This is quite gross, by the way, but I'm just giving you the facts. They're saying it's not a hygiene thing. Like, they're very clean people. Yeah, they're showering a couple times a day because they're going to the gym along with their keto diet as well. They said it's not that. It's just, it's coming from within. People, yeah, they're showering a couple times a day because they're going to the gym along with their keto diet as well. It's not that.

It's just it's coming from within. Well, I guess it just goes to show that you shouldn't be on a diet. No, it's sound advice. I like that. No one diets. Good deal.