ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 5th 2019

Episode Date: March 5, 2019

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Yo, yo, yo, what's going on everybody? Welcome, you're hip to the sound of Brie and Clint. This is their podcast. You heard? Never do that again. I'm trying something different. Every time I try and do something different, you just go quiet and pretend that you're not there.

It's like I'm the only one who's trying in this relationship. Why don't you put in more effort? Why am I the only one who cares? Fine. Do it with me. I'm trying to think of something. Yo, Brie, what's hanging? No, I'm not.

Don't drag me down with that sink and chip. What's going on, Brie, you super fly bitch? Ready? I'll try something different. Go on. You need to say, Brie, drop a beat. Yo, Brie, drop a beat. You do this. You do this You do this

Where you think I can't hear you over my beatboxing I'll just bring you down mate I reckon This is my theory That you're not joking when you do that Because you actually secretly think you're quite good at beatboxing Hey

I am secretly quite good Every white person Thinks they you're quite good at beatboxing. Hey, I am secretly quite good. Every white person thinks they're secretly quite good at beatboxing. No, I am. I haven't even shown you. I don't want an example. I haven't even shown you half of my skills. No, I don't want an example.

No, I didn't ask for one. You know what? Fuck you. Man, we need to come up with a plan for these podcast intros. I know. Hey, let's give them a bit of an insight. How do you feel about the porn content we did on today's show? Quite a bit.

Now, how do you feel about that porn content? Oh, uncomfortable. Still feel uncomfortable. Yeah. Why? What makes you so uncomfortable about porn? Are you a porn watcher? I'm not okay with this chat

Why not? No Why not? I don't want to have it In your life I just don't think we should talk about it on the radio Let's talk to the producers as well I don't think we should talk about it on the radio

When there's people listening who don't know what that is Okay? I was uncomfortable with the conversation on today's show Right So that's the radio Yeah And now is a podcast Yeah Which yeah which i mean are you comfortable now producers their fate is on they just don't want to talk to you producer ellie you yourself yes are you a adult movie watcher i have watched it in the past yes well how many times could you count how many

times or just every now and then just every now and then every now and then yeah i mean she's not uncomfortable she's fine but i'm in a relationship now so wait wait so you don't watch it now because you're in a relationship at all no but what are the rules on that because i'd like to look into it i think i think your boyfriend's overseas for like two months so maybe i'll have to pull it out again. Do whatever you want. Bye, Sam. Yeah, what are everyone's thoughts on that? Is it cheating if you're in a relationship and you have a bit of a watch of the old red shoe? I don't think it's cheating.

I don't think it's cheating either. No, it's not cheating. I'm okay with it. There's a consensus. Cool. I mean, it would make me feel a bit shit though if I knew that. A little bit. Okay.

Just a little bit. Because you compare yourself to those girls and you go, am I doing what they're doing for you or not? Do you want to do what they're doing? No. No, not really. You want them to have an outlet for that stuff and go, do go have your hobby over there and get it out of your system.

You did ask to borrow my cattle whip from the Hot Mess Express float show. It's been great, yeah. What about producer Ben? Well, we don't even have to ask. Look at his moustache. He definitely watches it. I think he stars in it. Are you a regular? Are you a regular watcher? No, I'm not a regular watcher.

I have watched a lot in the past. What's your favourite? No, that's enough. No, you need to answer it No, I'm calling it You need to answer it No, I'm calling it That's enough

No, have you answered the question? I'll answer it Yes, tell us I'll watch it Probably maybe more than you But less than Ben Yeah, yeah, yeah And Clint?

Yeah, same Whatever You're a liar. Here's the podcast. Ziddy. Ziddy. Let's go. Now let me see you dance.

Ziddy. Brie and Clint. Ooh, baby, baby. Ooh, baby, baby. Ooh, baby, baby. Ooh, baby, don't stop. Ooh, baby, baby. Ooh, baby, baby. stop Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby

Ice, ice, baby Ice, ice, baby Welcome to a musical show today Pitch Perfect number eight No conversations, just songs At any moment we could break into song I keep bleeding Oh really?

Yeah, it's that time of the month That's okay Need some Nurofen? I'm here for you. Oh, you're supportive. I'm woke. I'm a modern age guy. You need anything?

I'll get you something. Need a wheat pack? Wheat pack would be lovely. Would you like a wheat pack? A wheat pack would be nice. Would you like me to take some pressure off you today? That would be great. No, you mean to say, excuse me, don't underestimate me just because I...

Come on, you've got to stand up for... No, I would actually like that if you... You'd like reduced... You'd like light duties? Yes, please. No problems. Okay, how about you just... Okay, I would actually like that if you... You'd like reduced... You'd like light duties? Yes, please. No problems. Okay, how about you just... Okay, how about for work today, this is your job.

Just sit there and talk. Okay. You can handle that? That's what I do every day. Yeah. Hey, today though, I hope you're hungry because you will be taking on the Donut Loaf Challenge. We've got it.

We've got it sent all the way here from the Hawke's Bay. It's the world... Well, New Zealand's biggest donut and you need to consume the whole thing within two minutes. And when we say donut we mean like... Was it two minutes or was it three minutes? No, two minutes. Two minutes. I'm pretty sure it's two minutes. I've got the, this is the

challenge here. Okay, so we've got a large family sized donut. It's four of our normal ones put together for two weeks in every year. We put on a challenge just to make it fun, and you've got to eat it and have it swallowed in two minutes. Two minutes, yeah, two minutes. I do love to support small businesses.

The pie man, yeah, he sent us the donut. In Napier. So it's four times a long cream donut, not a roundy donut. Long cream donut. I'm more well-trained in the longer donut. Yeah, cool. That's good. That's what we've got for you. That will favour me in this challenge donuts. Yeah, cool. That's good. That's what we've got for you.

That will favour me in this challenge. That'll happen at 4.30 today. But next on the show, you want to ask the question, what did you flush? Pretty simple. Down the toilet. Down the bog. Down the dunny.

You won't believe some of the things they've found in the sewer that people have flushed. Giant donut? Nah, no one's flushed in that. What did you flush? What have you flushed down the toilet? There's an article that's doing the rounds at the moment. Taz Waterways, which is Tasmania Waterways over in Aussie,

have recently released an article talking about how much crap, other than crap, they pull out of the toilet. That was definitely a full flush. They've found recently live snakes. Who's flushing a live snake? Wow, to be fair, I'd rather flush it than fish it out. Underwear? No.

Oh, mate, I've been there. Flush the undies? Yeah. No, that's just going to block your toilet 101. Yeah, you don't do it, but, you know, sometimes there's situations. I know what you're talking about, but don't flush them. Yeah. Just chuck them out the window.

People have a doorstop. out the window. People have. A doorstop. A doorstop. False teeth. Yeah, I get that one. Because you lean over. Say you're old and you bend over and they fall out of your mouth while you're looking down. Yeah, I get that.

But then how do you flush it, though? Maybe because they might have fallen out as you're flushing. Oh. So you push the button and it starts. Gotcha. And then they're gone. And they're down. Yeah.

One Sydney woman reported that she had to fork out $16,000 for plumbers to remove wipes that she thought were flushable. Stop flushing your wipes, New Zealand. No, you know how they say that they're flushable wipes? They're not flushable. Some people say they are. I don't believe they are. They're biodegradable.

They're so tough, you know, when you use them. It doesn't make sense, does it? No, it doesn't make any sense. You want to hear some of the other stuff that they've found? Yeah, go on. This is all in the Tasmania waterways that they've pulled out from people flushing it. Oh, Tessie Devil? No.

Oh. No. Dead pets. Oh. Yeah. Goldfish. Maybe. Oh. No. Dead Pets. Oh, yeah. Goldfish. Maybe Goldfish. No, it says Pets. Don't flush a hamster.

Don't flush a guinea. Don't flush a cat. Money. Oh, okay. Dirty photos. Ah, all right. Mobile phones. All right.

Even an inflated soccer ball. How? How? But this is my ball. How? How? But this is my favourite. How did you get that down there? They found, back in 1983, a human finger. Oh, wow. Okay.

It led to the arrest of someone. Were they trying to put them down bit by bit? I don't know. First the finger, then the head. That's not on, is it? Okay, all right, yeah. Do you reckon they thought they were going to get away with that? Yeah, that's why you'd flush it. How do they trace it back to the toilet?

Is it like when you send a letter and they can tell what mailbox it came from? Can they trace it back to the specific toilet? Like do the divers follow the trail back up the pipes and then come out your toilet in your house? Is this your poo? Freeze. All right. Oh, 800 dials.

Is that him? Yeah. What have you flushed down the toilet? What have you... Or we'll also take what have you you flushed down the toilet? Or we'll also take what have you tried to flush down the toilet? You can text us on 9696.

There's some plumbers listening right now going, I hate you people so much. Yeah, get the plumbers to call. What did you find? Oh yeah, what did someone try and flush? Brie and Clint on ZM. What did you flush down the toilet? Tasmanian Waterways have released an article saying that they've found everything from live snakes, underwear, a finger, doorstops,

false teeth, a soccer ball, inflated. Remember when Lara Bingle flushed her wedding ring down the toilet? She was married to former Australian cricket captain Michael Clark at the time. And he was on tour in New Zealand. And something happened. I don't remember what it was, but she chucked a wobbly. And he was like, babe, seriously, I'm just cricketing. It was a really expensive ring.

It was like a quarter of a million dollars worth of wedding ring. I don't know if she actually flushed it. She did. Did she not? I don't know. The story flushed it. She did. Did she not? Are you sure? I don't know. The story I heard is that she did flush it. Yeah.

Yeah. I just don't know if it's true. And then she said to her wedding ring, where the bloody hell are you? Vintage Lara Bingle reference. I like some of the texts that are coming through. Someone said, my sister flushed a wine glass down the toilet and we had to pay $3,000 to get it fixed. The wine glass? Oh, the toilet. The toilet to pay $3,000 to get it fixed. The wine glass?

Oh, the toilet. The toilet. Yeah, yeah. I can imagine that. 0800 dial ZM. Jenny, what did you flush down the toilet? It was my tenant, actually. You flushed your tenant down the toilet?

No, no. Whoa. That is extreme landlording. We're going to report you to the police, Jenny. Oh, no, no. Wait, what did they do? Did they deserve it? Pay your rent on time.

Jenny's such a badass. Jenny shows up with a plunger. She's just whacking it into one hand. She's like, so, got my rent money? What happened, Jenny? She came over because we were next door and said, oh, my toilet's

not flushing. It's blocked. I don't know what's happened. But it turns out that she managed to get the whole toilet brush down the toilet. How? I honestly, I don't know. She would have been trying to clear a block. She would have been using the brush to stuff something down. The problem is, Jenny, and you know this as a landlord, you know that she knows that it was a toilet brush stuck in there, right?

It wasn't just an accident. It's definitely not an accident. And just be honest, too, because it's going to come out. It's eventually going to pull it out. Yeah, it's like when someone goes to the emergency room and they've got something stuck somewhere and they're like, oh, I slipped and fell. Sir, how did that jar of Marmite get in there?

Like, I slipped. I was having a sandwich in the shower, okay? What about this one? This text says, I cleaned public toilets and I unblocked a toilet and it had a full large screen Huawei phone. Obviously someone's dropped it in the toilet. Are the Huawei's waterproof? Like, is that a recoverable phone?

Do we know that? I'm going to say no. You have to ask Bowdoin Barrett. I think he's an ambassador. Let's go to Nathan. Hey, Nathan. Hi, Nathan. Hello.

What did you flush down the toilet? My wife's $7,000 wedding ring. You flushed your wife's $7,000 wedding ring down the toilet? Accidentally. Talk us through it. I went to pick it up off the bench and pick up my phone at the same time and it slipped out my hand and fell

down the toilet. Yeah, and then what, you just leant on the flush button by mistake? I was flushing at the same time. Oh! Did you get it back? No, not yet. And I haven't told my wife. When did you do it? Last night.

Nathan! Let's call her! Let's call her now, Nathan! Nathan! No. Do you need a plumber? No. No?

It's a DIY job. No, I'll just borrow you one somewhere. Nathan. Nathan. All I'm going to say is the longer you leave it, the worse it's going to get. She wants, yeah. Don't.

I'll tell her after work. Tell her before she uses the toilet if you can. I think that's a good idea. I'll tell her after work. How good? I'll just borrow another one. Jesus, take the wheel for Nathan. How rich is Nathan?

She'll be the death of me. Bree and Clint on ZM. Who's the coolest bald guy in the world? wheel for Nathan. How rich is Nathan? Who's the coolest bald guy in the world? There's so many. Yeah, I think, just pick one. Pick your favourite one. The Rock. The Rock! But the Rock is talking! He does so much stuff now

That you almost forget That he was a wrestler I do forget You know why He used to have hair back then Oh And he used to do The eyebrow thing as well

Remember Yeah he doesn't do that anymore He doesn't do that anymore The latest thing That he's just done Once again Proving that he might be The best guy

In the whole world This has gone to his Instagram Have a listen About two three weeks ago I called my dad. I said, look, you're probably happy where you're at. I said, but I want to do something for you. I want to buy you a brand new home. Wherever you want to live, you can live.

And he couldn't believe it. He was speechless. And so he just called me now. It's a big weekend. He's going to go look at properties. And he's a Florida boy. So he's going to go up to North Florida and look. And he goes, I'm so excited.

And I'm also so nervous. My dad's an old school tough guy. I said, what the hell are you nervous about? And he said, well, no one ever called to tell me they were going to buy me a house before and the fact that it's you, it's my son, I'm so proud of you and I love you so much and I never heard my dad talk like that

and it felt good to me and it felt good to my heart. So, love you too, Pop. No one gets that phone call. No one gets that phone call. No one gets a phone call saying, I'm going to buy you a house. But how nice is that? I love that guy. I've been looking into it because remember last year, he bought his long-term stunt double a truck to match his truck?

Yeah, it's his. Yeah, he goes, you're my guy, so you need to have the same car as me. We need to have the same everything. This one slipped under the radar. He bought his mum a house for Christmas. Did he? So at Christmas, he gave her a card, and there's a video of her opening. Actually, here's a little bit of it here.

We love you, Mum, and Merry Christmas. This Willy Wonka golden ticket is good for... a brand new home. Love you, daughter. a brand new home I love you daughter say you're the rock of the mum the mum of the rock say you're the rock's mum or dad there you go that's what I'm looking for say you're the rock's mum or dad

and he's the rock he's one of the richest he's the most bankable Hollywood star in the world at the moment like you hire the rock you know your movie's going to do well. How hard do you go on the house? Like do you shop like big scale or do you go, oh, just get an apartment, they'll be all right?

He's one of the highest grossing actors in Hollywood at the moment, isn't he? Yes. Yeah, like he's earning – did you say that? That's literally what I just did. Sorry, I was trying to think of what's the nicest thing I've bought my parents and the only thing I've ever got my parents is a student loan yeah no so you didn't buy them anything you bought yourself a degree that you haven't used physiotherapy was it for a little bit real talk for a second if you do something nice and you put it on Instagram okay does it make that nice thing any less nice

because technically you're getting some credit for it. No, I think it's fine. Because his dad could have put it on Instagram but I don't think The Rock's dad has many followers. I was going to say, he didn't buy his dad a pair of shoes. He bought him a house. You know? So you can brag about that. What's the least thing you can brag

about? If you go on there and say, just had lunch with my parents and didn't make them pay for me. I pay for myself. They pay for them, but I pay for myself. And you know what? It's all love, baby. Bree and Clint on Zit M.

How does a holiday in the Caribbean island near the Bahamas sound? Delightful. Doesn't it? It just sounds. I feel like every bartender is going to be serving Karuba, and when you walk past, they just go, hey, man, you look thirsty. Hey, man.

It sounds delightful and you think it couldn't get any better. But what about if you fill that island with puppies? I'm listening. This sounds like my kind of holiday. This is a real thing that you can do. And it's run by a charity it's a dog rescue charity i mean who doesn't love those they do you know god's work called pot cake place where they rescue over 500 stray puppies a year oh yeah and uh they actually put them all on this island

where they can rehabilitate them into a family. Yeah. So all you have to do when you go there, you get to hang out on an island. You get to play with puppies 24-7. You get to walk them on the beach. You get to swim with them. Anything you want to do, you just play with the puppies and then just hang out all day. Sounds good.

What's the catch? There is literally no catch. Really? Literally. Whatever. The only catch the catch? There is literally no catch. Really? Literally. The only catch is there's quite a lot of people that want to play with the puppies. Oh, so you have to share. Are there more people than puppies? That's a good question.

I mean, I don't know. I haven't been there. So what happens to the puppies when they're no longer puppies anymore? Do they get shipped off Puppy Island? They get rehomed. Do they? Yeah. Okay.

So they get rehomed and because- That's what they tell you. Why do you have to go be morbid? Next time you go there and you say, where's Ralph? And they'll go, oh, Ralph, he went to a home. Someone took Ralph. He's definitely with a family. You know? No, mate. No. Puppy rescue's definitely with a family. You know?

No, mate. No. Puppy rescue charities exist for a reason, and that's because there's more puppies than there are places to put them. And I'm just worried that this puppy island in the Caribbean that you're talking about could have sinister undertones where they just keep them all their puppies, and then all of a sudden, oh, wow, that one's not cute anymore.

Better take it off the island, you know? God, you are so bloody glass half empty today, aren't you? No, I'm just saying the more you know. Is that what's going to happen to your baby when you have it in however many months? What? After it isn't cute anymore, it becomes into a toddler, you ship it off? Isn't that what happens with all people? When they stop being cute, you say, move out of my house.

Yeah, that's 18 and we ship it off. Isn't that what happens with all people? When they stop being cute, you say, move out of my house. Yeah, that's 18 and we ship them out. Pretty nostalgic. I was talking with a couple of my mates from Aussie over the weekend about some of the TV shows we watched as kids. Oh, yeah. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. No, I'm not that old. All right.

I don't know what you have in Australia. We had Blinky Bill. Koala Beer? Yeah, it was a koala. Yeah. God, that was. All right. I don't know what you have in Australia. We had Blinky Bill. Oh. Koala beer? Yeah, it was a koala. Yeah. God, that was a good show. I haven't seen Blinky Bill.

You haven't seen it. You didn't have that here. I don't know if we got it. I don't know if we got it. We did get Blinky Bill? Oh, Ben's saying we did get it. Yeah, I was going to say I thought you did. And then we were going back and forth about-

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo's not that old, by the way. It's quite old, but it's not that- Mate. Yeah. It is old. Trust me. Yeah. Way is old, trust me. Way too old for our generation. Okay.

Like, they would have had reruns, but it was not as likely. Yeah, okay, I was definitely watching reruns, yeah. We were talking about what was the best show from our childhood. Oh, yeah. And, I mean, it got into a heated argument. And I thought this afternoon I could test your knowledge about what I thought was some I could test your knowledge about what I thought was some of the best and then we could take callers on and we could see

what they thought was the best one. Cool. Keen. Yeah. So I'm going to test your knowledge here. I'm going to give you a tiny bit of the opener of the show and then let's see if you can remember what this kids TV show from the 90s was. Okay.

Try me. Let's do it. Here's the first one. Every day when you're walking down the 90s was. Okay, try me. Let's do it. All right, here's the first one. Every day when you're walking down the street. Oh. On the text machine, if you know it, text us through. 9696. Every day when you're walking down the street.

Oh, this was such a good cartoon. I've got nothing. You've got nothing. No. Every day when you're walking down the street. Go and play the full version. And I say, hey, what a wonderful time to be. Go and play the full version. What about if I said, hey, DW.

What is the name of the show? Arthur. Oh, is that? Arthur the Adler. Is that the theme song to Arthur? Yeah. Okay, I did watch Arthur, but that is, I can't place that. Yeah, that was an absolute good ripper of a show. What about this one?

Be part of your average family. I got a mom, a mom, and a sister. I know this one. Wild Thornberries. Yes. This is me. I was a thornberry. Be part of your average family.

I got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie. We found him. That was such a good show. He found us. Darwin the monkey. Yeah, love that show. Yep.

Eliza. Remember the mustache on the dad? Yeah, that was me doing the dad with the giant nose. Gotcha. Eliza. What about this one here? Got it already. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

What is it? I didn't even need that. You can just do the drum roll. What is it? Rugrats. Yeah. Tommy. Do you remember all the characters?

Tommy, Chucky, Lil and Phil. Phil. Yeah. And Angelina. Oh, Angelica. Angelica. Remember they did their spin-off as well and they were like teenagers?

Yeah, that wasn't good. Not keen for that. That wasn't good. Okay, can we do another one? Here comes number four. We're reminiscing on old 90s... Is this Hey Arnold? TV shows.

Yes, it is. Arnold. Move it, football head. Arnold. What was the name of the girl on that show that always picked on him? I don't know. She was mean, though, wasn't she? How cool was Grandpa?

He was cool. And how cool was Arnold's loft attic bedroom? So dope. Yeah. There's one more. I've got one more for you. Pingu. Pingu, Pingu.

Pingu was a freaky show. Remember they didn't talk? They just kind of like... And all of a sudden the mum would melt into a pile of Play-Doh and then the dad would come out of the ground. What were the people smoking who came up with Pingu? It was genius. And then his beak would turn into a horn and he'd go...

Anyway, I want to hear from you guys now. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What was the best kid's show from the 90s? DuckTales. Yeah, that was pretty good. Captain Planet. Captain Planet. Dim for the last dinosaur.

Okay, well, don't take them all. Okay, sorry. Phones are open. 0800 dial ZM. See if we can find some theme songs for you as well. We're talking about what's the best kid show from the 90s. Hey, Arnold. Yeah.

Rugrats. Tix Machine's blown up. It's absolutely blown up. It's absolutely blown up. There's so many suggestions. We're going to take a few of those now. Hi, Jar. Yes. What's the best kids' TV show from the 90s?

I really loved Recess. Oh. It was good. Yeah, it was good. We worked with a guy who looked like, who's the guy that everyone didn't like on recess with the curly hair? He was the teacher's pet. He was the teacher's pet, yeah.

That's right. Yeah, I forget what his, ugh. He was the snitch. I've forgotten his name too, but I'm sure everyone didn't like him, yeah. Yeah, okay. Cool, let's take another one. Hi, Mino. Mino. Cool. Let's take another one. Hi, um... Mino.

Mino. Yes. What's your favourite, what do you reckon is the best show from the 90s for the kids shows? Was definitely, without a question, Ed, Edd n' Eddie. Ed, Edd n' Eddie. Do you remember that show? I didn't watch it, but I remember it and I remember what they look like.

Yeah, I don't remember that show. This will be blowing some people up right now. Yeah. Thanks, Mino. What else we got? What about, oh, this is an absolute classic, Sailor Moon. Oh, yeah! Fighting evil by moonlight

Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight She is the one next to the moon She sparked a lifelong obsession with enemy for a lot of people, I think. Didn't she? This is the one you were asking for before, Biker Mice. Oh! This is the one you were asking for before, Biker Mice. This is my childhood right here.

They were radioactive mice that had grown into human size and they would ride around on Harley Davidson type motorcycles. Speaking of mice, how did we look over with it and not load pinky in the brain? Oh, yeah. Pinky in the brain, brain, brain. Did you watch? This is just turning into a big nostalgia fest. We know that, but it's still fun. Did you have rocket power?

Yes. That was a good show. I was a rollerblader. Were you? And there was a rollerblader on this show too, and I was like, see, it is cool. I reckon one of my top, it has to be in my top three, CatDog.

Half cat, half dog. One Monday with a whip and a purr. Oh, such a good show. No blue bullet, no three-eyed frog. It's a feline canine little cat dog. Cat dog. Cat dog. Alone in the world with a little cat dog.

I think, but hands down, the most iconic... Oh, we've got it here. Hang on. You're spinky and the brain. This could go on forever. You're spinky and the brain. The most iconic TV show cartoon theme song of all time has to be... I am Captain Planet. Captain Planet. He's a hero.

Gonna take pollution down to zero. You know me and my sister used to play this weird game in my parents' bedroom off the back of the show where we'd fold the blankets all the way down onto the floor from my parents' bed and I would be water and my sister would be wind because she was always the hot one. Which is weird because you should be wind for other reasons. Yeah, true. All we know, and this is universal, no matter who was playing Captain Planet, no one ever wanted to be Hart.

Bree and Clint on ZM. My beepers come undone. Last week, we were alerted to an eating challenge, and God, we love a challenge on this show. It's in Napier from a place called The Pie Man. It's the Donut Loaf Challenge. Okay, so we've got a large family-sized donut. It's four of our normal ones put together for two weeks in every year.

We put on a challenge just to make it fun, and you've got to eat it and have it swallowed in two months. Why is it always me doing this? Because I know that you're competitive, and I also know that you're hungry at this time of the day. We have Roger the Pie Man on the phone with us right now. Good afternoon, Roger. Hello, how are you?

The challenge is about to go down. Bree is about to take on the donut loaf. Do you have any words of encouragement or advice for her? Use water if you've got some there because it certainly will help push it down. Okay, Roger, I need to know, out of the people that take this challenge on, how many can actually do it? We had one person do it last year. We had another person just on the weekend, only like two bites away from completing it.

Two bites. Yeah, it was very close. If it's all in the mouth, does that count? If it's all in the mouth, no. So has a woman completed this? No. Hey, don't let that be a barrier. Absolutely not. Hey, that't let that be a barrier. Absolutely not.

Hey, that's not a barrier to me. I did a steak challenge where I was the first woman to take it down. We're an equal opportunity eating show and now for the first time, you haven't seen it yet, producer Ellie, bring in the donut. What

the hell is that? That is the donut loaf. It is four times the size of a regular cream donut. You've got to be joking. You have to be joking. There is no... Why is it shaped like that? It's a long donut.

Yeah, it is a long donut. It's not shaped like anything, mate. No, it's definitely shaped like something. It's just a long cream-filled donut. Roger, what are you doing? What are you doing down there at the pie man, Roger? What are you doing? And it's filled with white cream.

It's filled with fresh cream, by the way. That's fresh cream. It's not mock cream. It's fresh cream, yeah. When you're ready. It's quite cold. Oh, it's been in the fridge to keep it fresh. I feel like that might hinder my eating.

Are you ready? Two minutes. I need water. I'm going to start the timer and you can count us down. The video of this is not going to be pretty. You're also lactose intolerant. Listen to Roger laughing. So the aftermath might not be pretty either.

But here we go. I'll count you down. Oh, no. The donut loaf challenge. There's just no way. In three, two, one, go. Okay, it's in the mouth. She's taken to it massively.

Straight away. Two huge bites. Nothing's been swallowed yet. And we're adding some water. How are you going? I'm trying. Cool. You're doing a good job.

It's delicious. 15 seconds gone. Oh, back to the water. Have you swallowed anything yet? Uh-huh. There you go. First bite down. First mouthful clear.

You're doing great. 30 seconds. She's doing excellent. 30 seconds. Yeah, it is 30 seconds. Are you timing as well, Roger? Absolutely. Oh, this is official then.

By the way, if she does it, what does she get? She gets $100 store credit. For more donuts? Yeah. You're doing great, mate. You're doing excellent. You're doing so well. You're coming up on the one-minute mark,

and I just want to let you know you're not quite halfway through the donut, so... There are some bizarre facials going on, but you're doing a good job. Are you okay? Can we just get a noise to let me know that you're okay? Okay. Okay, cool. Thank you. I can't get down. You can't get down? Well, we just get a noise to let me know that you're okay? Okay. Okay, cool.

Thank you. I can't get it down. You can't get it down? Well, we don't want you to choke, but we also don't want you to fail. Back to the water. How much water do people normally have while they're doing this challenge, Roger? So you get a 500ml bottle of water with it. They can choose to use it or not use it. It's just there to help. We're under 30 seconds now. And we're using oneml bottle of water with it. They can choose to use it or not use it. It's just there to help.

We're under 30 seconds now. We're using one large glass of water. Water's helping. How is the donut, by the way? Is it nice? Mm-hmm. Cool. It looks nice.

We have 15 seconds remaining, and we have approximately 60% of the donut. That's not bad. Five, four, don't give up, three, two, one, we're done. Roger. Yeah. Is this challenge actually doable? It is doable, but it's all on technique and how you swallow the donut.

That's all about technique. Oh, the donut's coming back up. What's the technique? Small bites, so where you're not chewing, and swallow them whole. It's been a while. It's been a while, Rog. I think I need to go work on my technique. That's a while. It's been a while, Rog. I think I need to go work on my technique. That's a fail.

But if you want to check it out, go see Roger. Thanks, mate. Thanks, Rog. Thank you very much. Bree and Clint, ZM. Awesome. Let's go to Dean McCarthy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz Dean, correct me if I'm wrong. Are you in Auckland right now? I am in Auckland Airport. Literally in the airport. What? You just landed here? Welcome to New Zealand.

Welcome. Hey. Oh, my goodness. It's so nice here. It's the most beautiful day in Auckland. Oh, my goodness. Have you been to New Zealand before? Yeah, once before I went to a wedding on Waiheke Island.

So I'm going there tomorrow morning early. God, he's glamorous. Okay, hit us with some Gosteen. I know you're fresh off the plane, but I'm sure you've checked your notifications. Sad, sad news today regarding Luke Peary. Yeah, really devastating news. At 52 years old, the 90210 star, you know, from the 90s, of course, has passed away from a stroke. Actually, he didn't recover.

He had the stroke, I think it was late last week, I believe. And unfortunately, he has not recovered and he passed away today. He was starring in a TV show called Riverdale and just did the new film, Once Upon a Time, with Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie and George Clooney. So the great thing is his legacy will certainly live on and we will see him starring in that film I think in about a year. Isn't that always so creepy and terrifying and sad

when someone has shot a movie and then dies and it hasn't come out yet? Kind of like Dark Knight with Heath Ledger, right? So sad, yeah. Yeah, that's horrible news. Also, you've got some royal news for us, Dean. This is really, really fascinating, actually. The royal family are doing something that is extremely

unusual for a high-profile Instagram, Twitter and Facebook account. They will be blocking internet trolls. So, look, I know that sounds quite ridiculous, but if you think about it, all the huge high-profile social media users, they don't really do that. They just ignore any hate. Well, the Royal family are going to block users who express racism and hate on their walls and comment

on photos and things like that. So, you know, it's in a way to kind of like pull back on the hate that particularly the princesses have been receiving over the last couple of years to really just take charge and get on top of this. So we may see other celebrities and things like that and other brands start to do the same thing as well. I like it when they turn the comments section off. Like if you are the sort of people who get picked on,

people like that, just turn the comments off. That's what Kanye said. He's like, I want to start a social media where there are no – and I'm not saying Kanye's got all the answers, but I want to start a social media where there is no and I'm not saying Kanye's got all the answers but I want to start a social media where there is no liking and there's no commenting you just put the photo up

and it's not a competition to see who gets the most likes or anything it's just you share a picture and if people see it and they enjoy it then good for them but it's not a competition

and you can't say mean things to me on there that sounds like a good idea to me I like it yeah block the haters I like it in the meantime

I will leave the comments on on my Instagram. That's Dean McCarthy live from Auckland. We'll see you tomorrow. We're going to have dinner. How good? I'm so pumped. I can't wait.

I'll be getting there tomorrow afternoon. We'll be seeing you all tomorrow night. We're going to wine and dine him. Everybody listening to ZM, you're all invited to the dinner. You just have to find us. Watch Dean McCarthy's Instagram account. Bree and Clint on ZM. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers.

She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. You don't feel well because you're lactose intolerant and we did the giant donut challenge before. Would you have been better with mock cream than real cream? Um, probably. That's in thought for next time yeah a lot of dough in that as well which is not great for your bowels she's not it's not gluten-free

though i know but the dough is pretty in the bowel region isn't it okay all right all right this is the insta fame game where producer ali gives us celebrities and we guess how many people follow them on instagram you can play too you can have guess. We get 10 seconds before she reveals the answer. It's four games to three in my favour for the year. Sorry, I would care, but I'm just concentrating on not doing something else. Let's get through this then. Let's get through this. We'll start with the game. It's first to three.

Producer Ellie, give us our first celebrity. All right. We just heard a lovely song from this guy, actually. It's Khalid. Ah. The great Khalid. He's coming to the country soon. He runs a fantastic Instagram as well.

Very stylish. Does he? I don't actually follow him. I don't follow it. Yeah. Alright, for Khalid. Clint, you've put $6 million. Brie, you've put $15 million.

Oh, I think Brie's got this. Khalid. Too many, I think. Khalid only has $5.3 million. There you go. It's a point to Clint. Nice. Boom. many, I think. Khalid only has $5.3 million. There you go. It's a point to Clint. Nice. Boom.

Okay, next one. All right. One of the most talked about people of the last week or so, Jordan Woods. Oh. Do you reckon she's gone up since all this happened? I wonder whether she has. She could have went down too. She could have gone down.

Oh, knowing people, it's probably gone up. You know how it gives you that number and it says how many people have looked at your page this week? Yes. Hers would be sky high. Yep. Jordan Woods. Okay, how many for Jordan Woods? She's no Kardashian, but, I mean, she's trying hard to be one.

Yeah. Alright, for Jordan Woods, Clint, you've put 15 million. Brie, you've put 6 million. Jordan Woods has 9.4 million. That's a point to Brie, you've put $6 million. Jordan Woods has $9.4 million. That's a point to Brie. Yeah. Nice. Did we literally just swap answers?

Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. That was weird. Okay, next. All right. They've just done the most amazing reunion, in my opinion. It's the Jonas Brothers. So what, their account?

Yeah, their group account. They didn't have an account before this. I think they predated Instagram. I think they launched the account for the reunion. They didn't have an account before this. I think they predated Instagram. I think they launched the account for the reunion. Oh, not a time right, yeah. You shouldn't have said that. How does that help you?

Definitely helps me. Alright. For the newly reunited Jonas Brothers, Clint, you put $7 million. Bree has put $809,000. Nah, it's more than that. Nice. The Jonas Brothers have $2 $7 million. Bree has put $809,000. Wow, that's very specific. No, it's more than that.

Nice. The Jonas Brothers have $2.6 million. Point to Clint. No, it's a point to Bree. Oh, it's a point to me. Oh, it's you? Nice. Damn it.

Oh, my mess. Damn you, JoBros. Okay, you can win the game here. I need to check my maths. One more and you take the game. I need this too. All right. This girl, she's coming to the country.

ZM's presenting it. You can only get tickets through us. Oh, Billie Eilish. It's Billie Eilish. Billie bloody Eilish. She is massive. She's blowing up, isn't she? Her handle is WhereAreTheAvocados. Which would be relatable. I know, but people tag her and things like that. I just interviewed

at WhereAreTheAvocados. Yeah. Alright, for Billie Eilish. Clint, you put 2.3 million. Brie, you put 2 million. Oh, close. Ooh, Billie Eilish. If it's anything above 2.3 million, I win this one.

That is true. And it's 13.9 million. Yeah! Oh! Oh, time for a tie-break. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tie-break. This happens so often, doesn't it? Winner takes all. All right.

Final celebrity for the Insta fame game, producer Ellie. So this is actually more of a franchise, and we are working with them this Friday for the International Women's Show. How many followers does Marvel have? Marvel? Marvel. Not Brie Larson? No, Marvel. Not the have? Marvel? Marvel. Not Brie Larson? No, Marvel.

Not the Avengers? No, Marvel. That's hard. It is a bit hard. Marvel will have... Oh, it's really hard. It's very hard, yeah. Because...

Clint, you put 17 million for Marvel. Brie, you put 9 million for Marvel. Brie, you've put $9 million for Marvel. Marvel has $30.6 million. There's a point and a game to Clint. Is it? Yeah. Is it? Yeah.

Is it? Yeah. It's all right, mate. Go for a toilet break. You'll feel better. Brie and Clint on ZM. I've got a question for you, and it's a bit of a random question. And not many people are going to be able to answer this,

but the ones that do, we definitely want to hear from you. Are you older than your parents' partner? Okay? That's the question. They can be new partner? Mm-hmm. I guess they'll have to be. But they can't be the original partner.

They're new partner, won't they? They can't be your parent. This is what we're talking about, okay? It now confirms, been a rumour for ages, be the original partner. Their new partner. They can't be your parent. This is what we're talking about. Okay. It's now confirmed, it's been a rumour for ages, Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend from Saturday Night Live, ex-fiance, is absolutely and definitely now dating Kate Beckinsale. Hot. Hot. You'll know her from Pearl Harbour.

There's a 20 year age difference. So he's 25, she's 45. Yes. Does she have kids? She does. She does. Right. Kate Beckinsale has a daughter whose name is Lily

Mo Sheen and she, keep in mind Pete Davidson is 25 years old. Lily Mo Sheen is 20. Right. So he just sneaks in there. He just sneaks in there. Oh, she's a babe too.

Being older than his new girlfriend's child. Because how awkward would the dynamic be? But not much older. How awkward would the dynamic be if you were younger than the kid and then you get married and then you become the stepfather and you're younger? It definitely happens though.

It definitely happens. Can you imagine what that would be like? Because like, I guess by that stage, if that's what's happening, you're all adults. So it's not like they're trying to tell you what to do anyway.

But still, come on. It makes it a bit weird. Would they come to you for advice? You definitely wouldn't go to them for advice. I mean, awesome for the parent. Awesome. You know.

Awesome. They're killing it. Awesome for Kate Beckinsale. Well, actually, the photos that have. Let's be real. It's awesome for both of them. Awesome for him, definitely. I'm trying to figure out if it's awesome for Kate Beckinsale.

The photos that have revealed their relationship They're at a basketball game or a hockey game And they're sitting right in the front row And they are hooking up And I mean hooking up Like tongue, visible tongue The most awkward bit is they're sitting next to Anthony From Queer Eye

And he just looks like the biggest third wheel in the world He's like, I don't want to be here It's like, ew, not the straights again. That's our question for you this afternoon. Don't know if we're going to get anyone. We will get people. Will we? Yes.

Are you older than your parents' partner? 0800 dial ZM. We can keep you anonymous. Yes, or you can text us on 9696. We just want a glimpse inside that situation. And what's it like? Bree and Clint on ZM. Are you older than your parents

partner? And you thought we wouldn't get anyone. I thought we wouldn't get anybody at all. The text machine is on overload right now. Blow me down. So this is obviously a new relationship for one of your parents and they've gone young. They've decided, hey, fresh lease on life, I'm going young

and I'm going younger than my kids. What do you want to do first? Text or phones? Let's go to a phone call and then I've got a few texts I'd like to read out. Okay, cool. Welcome to the show, Phillip. Hi, Phillip. Yes. Hello. Hi, guys. Welcome to the show, Philip. Hi, Philip. Yes. Hello. Hi, guys. Now, you're younger than your parents' partner? It's actually my cousins, but yeah, they're older than their new stepmother.

Okay, how old are they and how old's their new stepmother? Well, when they split up, he was 58, my uncle, and his kids were 33 and 31. Yeah. And his new wife is 28. So it's close. How does your auntie feel? Legend. So did they go to uni together, the kids and the new step-mom?

Oh, they might have bumped into one another possibly. They'd definitely be going to the same bars. Do you want to hear a text? Yeah, go on. My friend's granddad is 80. He has a 29-year-old girlfriend. They've been together for eight years. My friend is 26. Wow.

That's going to be hard to beat. Your granddad's 80. Has a 29-year-old girlfriend and they've been together for eight years. Who are these 80-year-olds who have even got the energy to entertain one of those relationships? Hi Claire. Hello. What's the deal? So my lovely mum

she's gone much younger than herself. So she's 75 and he's 46. How old are you? And I'm only 44 so he's like two years older than me but the weird thing is that he's younger than my husband who's 49. So my husband always gets really worried when he goes to stay

because he thinks that my mum's going to, you know. Is she happy? Is your mum happy? She's so happy. And they're just such a lovely couple. I'm really happy for them. You're happy for her? That's good.

Yeah. But when we go out, like the three of us, people think that he's my husband and then it's like really bad. Oh, yeah. So long as he never calls her mum, everything's going to be okay, right? Yeah, it's going to be sweet. I mean, and there is happy situations, which I mean all the more power to people like that,

but there is situations where it probably breaks up families too. What, the controversy of it all? Yeah, like there is a lot of text saying, you know, it has caused a lot of drama within the family. There's one here that says, my mum's partner is 23. I'm 24. My mum is 53. Makes me very uncomfortable because he goes to the same uni as me.

Yeah, see, if you're comparing notes, you'd get a lot of gold digger tags thrown around, I think, too, within the family. Anonymous, hello, welcome to, within the family. Anonymous, hello, welcome to the show. Hi. Tell us, what's the deal? Yeah, what's happening? Okay, so my dad's partner is younger than me. Okay.

And they've also had a child, so my sibling is younger than my children. Okay, wait. I'm so confused. Wait, so your, is it a girl or a boy? My sibling is younger than my children. Okay. Wait. So you're... Wait. So you're...

Is it a girl or a boy? Yeah. Pardon? Is it a girl or a boy, your new sibling? A girl. So you're half sister. My kids have a baby auntie. A baby auntie?

Yeah. So your kids are the same age as their auntie? No, they're older. They're older. Oh, they're older than their auntie. How do you feel about it? Quite a few years older. How do you feel about the whole situation?

We're not using your name, so I imagine you're not completely au fait with it. No. If she was nice, then yes, we would be okay. Yeah. Right. Do you think she's got ulterior motives? Oh, yes.

Is there money involved? Yeah. Yeah, and you think there money involved? Um, yeah. Yeah, and you think she's trying to get in there and take some of your dad's money? Yeah. As a wise philosopher once said, I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with

No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't say the next word. Anonymous, thanks for the call. That's fascinating. I love you guys. I love listening to you guys. Oh, we love you too. Appreciate that. We're just talking about if you're younger than your parents' new partner.

Yes. And I just want to read out one last text. This one says, My granddad, who's 65, is with my auntie, his ex-wife's niece. Wait, is that family? Might not be. So his ex-wife's niece. So it could be his wife's brother's kid.

Daughter. That's exactly what it is. Oh, okay. Who's 30. They have two kids together who are 10 and 7 and my dad and his sisters and brothers are in their 50s, which makes their stepbrothers and

sisters a quarter of their age. Did you get all that? Yeah, I got it all. At some point you've got to take granddad aside and go, look, seriously, mate, no. I will put you in a home. I will put you, if you do this, I will put you in a home. They've had kids together.

This is birthday banging where we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday and then we play the best one out of all of them. Hi, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hello. What's your birthday, Jo? November 2nd, 1980. Okay, Jo, you were 16 in 1996 on the 2nd of November,

and this is your birthday bang. What's love got to do with it? Not the Tina Turner version. You get Warren G. Regulators! You get Warren G and what's Love Got To Do With It. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I like Warren G. Not the best Warren G song. I like that song. I think we played that song, too, and I said, RIP Warren G, and then it turns out he wasn't dead. So bad memories from that song for me. Rebecca.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi. What's your birthday? 27th of August, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi. What's your birthday? 27th of August, 1988. Okay, Rebecca, you were 16 in 2004 on the 27th of August. And in 2004, this was number one. I've been watching. I've been waiting.

The shadows. Yeah. The Rasmus, or as Mike Tyson says, the Rasmus. You get in the shadows. What do you reckon, Dax? It was pretty awesome. I remember listening to that in class in high school. Hell yeah, that's an emo banger.

That's a good tune. Oh, more FM would be loving this. No, that is not. No, no. It's got more attitude than that to it. Sorry. Don't prejudice my song. Devin, hi. Hi, Devin. Hey, how's it going? Good, no. It's got more attitude than that to it. Sorry. Don't prejudice my song. Devin, hi.

Hi, Devin. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? June 2nd, 94. Okay, Devin, you were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of June, and on that day, this was top of the charts. Can we bring that airplane to the night sky like shooting stars?

B.O.B. and Hayley Williams, Airplanes. Feeling it. Feeling it. Cool. I know the whole rap to that song. Oh, no. Yes, I do. Yeah, girl.

You and I are going to disagree again, and it's going to go back to the producers. And yesterday they couldn't make a decision to save themselves, and we're going to be stuck in the same situation as yesterday, aren't we? I can already see it. What are you talking about? Say what song you want. 3, 2, 1. No, I don't know yet. I don't know yet. What does your gut tell you?

I know you don't want Warren G. No, you do not. No, I love that song. Do you really want Warren G? You know, you're not thinking of the Tina Turner one, are you? Because this, you know, this is the Warren G one. Oh, so what happens in this one? Like a lot more like real slow rapping and stuff. Oh.

Yeah. Are you leading me astray? No, no, no. Honestly, honestly, you're thinking of the original, I think. You're trying to lead me astray. I'm not. I'm not. My vote's for the Rasmus.

Okay, my vote is for the Rasmus Okay my vote is for the Rasmus Remember when we did that road trip The other day to Float And we listened to all those 2000s rock bangers And yesterday when we were listening To Good Charlotte This is one of those

Fine No Do you Say the words Say it What say the words. Say it. What are the words? I vote for the Rasmus.

Play your dumb song. No, I don't mind it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Rebecca, we're playing your birthday banger. Awesome. Such a banger. It's the right choice.

Honestly, turn it up Next topic is Maybe if you've got Really young ears in the car Maybe just Yeah not for the kids Probably possibly not But it's okay Like it's okay

It's just Bit of a weird one Yeah A woman has taken to Reddit To say that she discovered Her husband Is a porn star Now has taken to Reddit to say that she discovered her husband is a porn star. Now, why you would go on Reddit

to announce that, I don't know, but maybe that's where she draws support from. It was anonymous though. I think she was asking Reddit for what she should do, right? Yes. Be careful asking the internet for advice, by the way. The story has a lot more to it than that, Clinton.

It does. So she is in a heterosexual relationship with a man. Yes. And she was married to a man. And she discovered that her husband is a man-on-man porn star. Yes. I'll read you what she wrote. So there's a couple of secrets there. Yeah. I'll read you what she wrote. So there's a couple of secrets there.

Yeah. I'll read you what she wrote. I'll read it. I clicked on a random video when I was on... A website. That website. The website that has those videos, which is illegal to go to. It's fine.

People use that website. Let's call it BedTube. Let's call it Prawn... Prawn Hub. Tub. Oh, how good's Prawn Hub? Prawn Tub. Prawn Hub. Tub. Oh, how good's Prawn Hub? Prawn Tub. Prawn Tub, yep. Yeah, Prawn Tub.

I clipped in a random video on Prawn Tub and it was definitely my husband. His face was fully visible. He had several unique tattoos. It was him. I knew without a shadow of a doubt that this took place after we were married

because he had the goddamn ring on. Ouch. Right. Ouch. Right. Now a couple more questions. I feel awkward. Why was she watching that variety of prawn?

Why not? Well, I just, if she's like. Some people like to, you know, watch a broad array. Yeah, that's fine. I don't think that's the real question here, Clint. I don't think that's the real issue. Can you imagine? Can you imagine you load up this thing?

This happened to one of my mates. Well, one of my colleagues. What, this exact thing? Not this exact thing. Similar. I was working at a car rental company. Yeah. And one of the girls that worked there How do I say

this? Her boyfriend. Yeah. One of the guys that worked there was gay. Yeah. And took a screenshot of a video. Oh, that her boyfriend was in?

That her boyfriend was in. Not in man on man. Oh, yeah. Oh, the other, the... The not... No, not normal. Not normal. The straight variety.

The straight variety. Yeah, that poses another question. How far into a relationship do you have to tell your new partner that you're a porn star? And then all of us in the office were sitting around looking at this photo trying to figure out if it was him. You definitely don't bust it out on the first date.

You don't go, and they go, what do you do for a job? But then you can't lie either. What do you say? They're like, I work in hospitality. And they're like, you drive a Maserati. No, you just say I'm an actor. I'm in film. Then you go, I'm in film.

That's the line you go with. You're like, would I have seen you in anything? You're like, probably. Maybe. Could have. You tell me. You think we're not going to get any. Why are you so familiar?

You think no one's going to call this afternoon. And we'll take texts on 9696. You want to ask this question. I'm just saying. What? There's nothing wrong with it. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Yeah. At all. Use the word we used.

When? What was the word we used? Prawn. Have you or do you know someone that has appeared in prawn? You can text us on 9696. You can call 0800 dials at M. I'm hoping we get someone because I'd like an insight into the industry. There you go. Let's see what we get. Bree and Clint on ZM.

When have you done prawn? I mean, not our best. You can't just say that out loud. Not our best analogy, is it? No, I think you get it. Yeah, people get it. People get it. A lot of texts.

There's a lot of texts going through. Saying, I don't, but someone does, and I know someone who did, and I know someone who worked in the UK at a prawn store. Yep. But no one quite perfectly on target what we're looking for. Are we sure? We've got someone on the phone. Hi, Karen. Hi, how are you? Hi, Karen. perfectly on target what we're looking for. Are we sure? We've got someone on the phone.

Hi, Karen. Hi, how are you? Hi, Karen. Have you ever worked in the prawn industry? No, not myself, but one of my close friends, she actually was a prawn star. Prawn, prawn, prawn, prawn, prawn. Prawn.

Prawn. Yeah. Was she? Yep. And she was dating this guy. And I said, oh, you don't tell him for the first couple of dates. Like, you know, just leave it. Don't tell him.

Long story short, they got married. The best man gets up to say his speech and blurt out how she was a star and how he now won't be able to watch her video clips. Oh my God. So did it get all the way to the wedding and the groom didn't even know? No, the groom did not know. And the best man chose to tell him and the wedding in the speech? Yep, the best man told him the speech.

That is just... That's a bit of a dick move, isn't it? That's a real dick move. I mean... That's not a best man. Karen, you're her mate. Do you think she should have told him before then? Um, I think once she... Not for the first couple of days, because you're starting to get

to know her. No, I mean before the wedding. But if you're getting married, then yeah, you should probably share that with your partner. Did the marriage survive? Yes, they are now further on, three years married

and they've got two kids. Good for them. Is she retired? Yes, she is now. After that weekend, she definitely had to retire, the part husband said. Oh, but yeah. Well, yeah. If that's the job you love, that definitely had to retire, the part her husband's in. Oh, but, you know.

Well, yeah, if that's the job you love, that's a tough call, but I guess. There's an interesting text in the text machine. Yeah. One texter said, My friend's holiday home was used in a prawn shoot once. My friend had a hard time explaining how he knew that it was in a prawn shoot to his parents. There you go. Because they go, how do you know?

You're like, I've seen it. Research. That's it. Research. Research. Okay. There you go. There's quite a few texts, actually.

But no one. No one who's actually, without busy. Also. Hands full. Because you know how we're talking about, actually, I can't do that joke at this time on the radio You want to get out? Yeah Should we get out?

Yeah quick Alright let's go Bree and Clint Bree and Clint on ZM There's been a lot of developments in the yoga world over the last couple of years There's been a lot of new Yoga pants Yeah different types of yoga

There's been doga Which is dog yoga Yeah You do yoga with your dog I mean, each to their own Down with dog Yep, there's also beer yoga, which I love That's where you do yoga and drink beer, right?

Yes I'm into that one Very delightful Yoga's quite a farty experience sometimes though So that could make it worse, farty and burpy But you know Yeah, it could be What was the other one we were talking about before?

You said goat yoga Oh Oh, goat yoga. But you definitely made goat yoga up. Did I? Yeah. No. What's goat yoga? Goat yoga is where you do yoga and little baby goats jump all over you. Right, okay. It's a real thing, mate.

Just because it's a YouTube video doesn't mean it's a real thing. No, there's a place that actually does it. Okay. The latest one for the yoga world is rage yoga, which I think this is my favorite. Yeah. And this is something that you can actually take a class in, and it's the idea that you can find calm in letting off steam. Yeah.

I'm about this. So what, yell and punch and swear and... So you can yell and swear and... You can also drink wine during rage yoga. That's just having a drunken fight, but yeah, okay. I think it's a good idea. I don't think you can just put yoga on the end of anything and say that it's yoga,

but I'll go with you for a little bit. So I feel like we should do an exercise this evening. Yeah. Where I feel like you might need to release a bit of tension. Yeah. And I want you, Clint, to think about something that makes you angry. Well, I can't do it with this music on. There you go.

Yeah. What about, I mean, you know who's been having a stinker season? Oh, don't say that. There you go. Yeah. What about I mean, you know who's been having a stinker season. Oh, don't say that. The Chiefs. No, don't bring them up. They've been stinking it up. That's my team and I stand by them through thick or thin. Chiefs

Munna. Chiefs hard. Even when they're losing? To the Sunwolves? No, not so much. It's quite hard to stand by them when they're losing to the Sunwolves. Yeah, sure. They've been losing a lot. Yeah, no, they've been losing a little bit. Okay, just a little bit.

What do you want from me? I just want you to get it out. Get out that anger. I mean, call out some of the players. You can swear. We'll beep it. I can't swear on the radio. No, we'll beep it. Will you beep it though? Yeah, producer Ben's on the beat. I don't want to be responsible for this if you swear. We'll beep it. I can't swear on the radio. No, we'll beep it.

Will you beep it though? Yeah, producer Ben's on the beep. I don't want to be responsible for this if you're not going to beat it. Producer Ben. This is out of my hands. I'm washing my hands of this. If you want me to do it, I'm washing my hands. Producer Ben's on the beep.

Are you? I can do it, yeah. Okay, ready? You need me to let out some rage. I want you to give me 10, 15 seconds of pure Clint rage. Okay? That's all i want for you yeah cool yeah and then i want to see if you feel better afterwards are you ready cool yeah all right and go how do you go from winning back-to-back super rugby championships and having the best second rower in the whole competition plus damian mckinsey and stephen donald's back to losing to the fucking Sunwolves.

How do you feel? Actually, surprisingly quite good. But still, I mean, if any of the boys are listening, Chiefs mana, Chiefs hard. We also didn't think that, so... No!