ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – March 6th 2019

Episode Date: March 6, 2019

Wellington vandalMAFS ‘actors’Dean McCarthy Live in studio!3D printed foodReasons for not owning a homeKylie Jenner newsWhat did you find & keep?Sickie hotline!Recipe dilemmaBirthday Banger!Work make-upWho is having the most sex?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Earlier in the show, Brie stopped me from doing a joke before we went on the radio. Yes, about masturbating, so... No, it wasn't about masturbating. Yesterday porn, today masturbation. No, it wasn't. It's a completely normal thing. The big news today, in New Zealand especially, is that all radio stations have removed Michael Jackson from the playlist.

All radio stations. Here we go. And it was in the news. These are the jokes I have to deal with off the air. No, no. You said don't do it. You said don't do it. You'll lose your job.

Well, I haven't heard this joke. No, that wasn't the joke. No, I haven't done the joke. There was another joke that you. No. Do you want to tell that joke? No. Okay.

I want to hear the Michael Jackson joke then. Just the news report was on and said, and in other news, all stations to hear the Michael Jackson joke then. Just the news report was on and said, and in other news, all stations have removed all Michael Jackson songs. And I was going to say, wow, they've removed the music and they haven't even seen the documentary yet. Things must be bad.

That was it. See, I'm just saying. Like, what? You really need to pick and choose. Your jokes are just so dark off the air. Come on. That's dark. Was it that bad?

I mean, I think the Michael Jackson case is pretty black and white in this situation. See, you didn't do any prep work. You didn't have anything ready to go. Exactly. But I still came up with that beauty here's a podcast everybody without that joke in it now let me see you dance zedams brie and clint good everybody welcome to the show hello mate mate. Hello mate. How are ya?

Have you got no hair product in today? No, I got no hair, I'm like, nah, no hair product. You're going le naturel. I went and did a yoga class before the show. How ooh la la am I? I went to the gym and did a yoga class. Is it because I inspired you off the back of my rage yoga chat? No, but I did think about that as I went in.

This was nice, peaceful yoga. And how'd you go? Very bad. My rage yoga chat? No, but I did think about that as I went in. This was nice, peaceful yoga. And how'd you go? Very bad. Like, I'm very... Nothing like a yoga class to make you realise that you are very, very stiff and you can't bend in certain ways. But at the same time,

there was a girl in the class who was literally standing on her head with her legs, like, bent in like a... Oh, it's incredible. People who do yoga all the time. Incredible. You have that thing, though, where you go and do a class like that and you go, I'm going to be a yoga person.

This is me now. I'm going to namaste. This is me. Can I tell you a story? Yeah. One of my mates, his name was Brad. He was a yoga person. Yeah.

Loved it. And he encouraged me to go with him one time. And I went. And he just made fun of me the whole time. He thought it was hilarious because I was so terrible. Yeah. Anyway, a couple of weeks later, I got these free yoga mats sent to work. Oh, yeah.

And they were really nice yoga mats. And I said, oh, Brad, I got these yoga mats. Do you want them? And he was like, oh, I'd love them. So to teach him a lesson, I drew a picture of a male appendage, a massive male appendage on the yoga mat. And then when he got to the yoga class, he rolled it out and boom, there it was. Brad, namaste.

That is not appropriate for yoga. I mean, namaste, but. But then he downward dogged and it was fine. Today on the show, two chances to guess ZM's secret sound, four and five o'clock. It's at $20,000. Are we going to get a clue today? Possibly. Hope so.clock. It's at $20,000. Are we going to get a clue today? Possibly. Hope so.

Maybe. That's coming up. But next, remember that guy in Wellington who broke the Len Lye sculpture? The big wand thing, and he swung on it. Yeah, how could we forget about that idiot? He's been sentenced. It was a long time ago. It's just gone through the courts.

Do you want to know what the punishment for breaking a $50,000 piece of public art is? Yeah, just in case you know, for future reference For personal use Well I'm thinking about doing that and if the punishment's low enough I'd just like to know how much to put aside We've got the info and we can tell you what it is

after Carleed, this is better Bree and Clint, ZM Bree and Clint on ZM Remember Brie and Clint on ZM. Remember the guy in Wellington who broke the Len Lye sculpture, the big wand-y thing down on the Wellington waterfront? Yeah, he nearly killed himself.

Yes, he did. It was that close. It hit him in the head. His name's Hunter McDonald. This is the video of it. Ah! Oh! Doesn't sound great. God. Oh! You hear two bangs in there

One bang is the pole snapping The other bang is the one Clocking him in the head He's been to It's the water whirler Was the thing And there's nothing there anymore It's just an empty thing

Because he ruined it for everyone I mean You know I was planning on going to Wellington to go see the water whirler. Let's be honest, neither of us had ever heard of the water whirler before this. People in Wellington would have. If anything, Hunter McDonald actually did more to promote the water whirler

than anybody else, you know? Too bad the promotion is now lost as it is no longer there. Protest art. Anyway, he's been to court. He's been doing community service, but it was a $50,000 sculpture. So they were still working out. I thought it was more than that.

Well, no. I thought it was like a million. $52,901. That's how much it cost to put in. Well, that's how much they're saying it's going to cost to fix it. Right. His sentence has come out, and Hunter McDonald is going to be charged a fine of...

$1,000. I mean, you know, kind of worth it. No, you can't say it's worth it. You can't say that makes it worth it. But at the same time, if your goal is to destroy public art, then it's not a lot of money. And you know what they're using the $1,000 for? They're going to use the $1,000 to put a bigger sign up

that says, don't swing on the water whirler. Oh, no, that'll work. I don't want to be one of those people who goes on like Mark Richardson on TV and goes like, we need to be tougher on crime. We need to punish, we need to lock people like Hunter up for the rest of their lives.

I don't want to be that guy. How much is public urination? Asking for a friend. In my experience? Yeah, you've got a lot of experience. About $250. You watch Maths? Married at First Sight Australia?

Yes, I do. I tried so hard not to watch it. Me too, but it sucks you in. I'm like, I hate the idea. I hate the drama. It's too many nights a week. And then you get watching and you go, God, this is... I'm in. This is good TV. This is... If you haven't seen it, this is the whole show in a nutshell

for you. He came and told you something else. And that's what Nick said! If you f***ing swear at me and scream at me like that... So as you can see, a lot of love. You f***ing swear at me and scream at me like I'm a wuss. So as you can see, a lot of love. Very.

A lot of marriage. The experts, the experts doing a great job. Clearly. I mean, those experts need to be promoted because. They know love, right? They know what they're looking for. I mean, they're just killing it. When I watch it, I go, it's such a shame that I'm already married because imagine the wife that they could have chosen for me.

I mean, I'm thinking about going on the show. They could find someone that you absolutely hate. Yes. That would be great. This is interesting about the show. The Daily Mail is claiming that half the cast of Maths Australia are actors. Yeah, this has been doing the rounds for a couple of weeks. I've got some information for you, and if you know the cast,

this will make sense. If you don't, it'll sort of give you an idea of how many people they're claiming are not actually on there for love, they're just acting. Melissa, who's on the show. So Melissa is the, I think she's 36 and she's the one that's married to Dino.

The one who hasn't done it for 10 years. Yes, the Namaste. Like he's the one. He's the Namaste. He's the Namaste Yogi and she hasn't done it since 2009.

And she's the downward dog, let's get it on. And he's like, no, I need to get to know your spirit. She. Crouching tiger. And Sam

have both been actors on Home and Away. So they are actors. Which I actually know her. I know her not super like personally, but I have good friends that, so she's a talent agent in Sydney and yeah, she's been on Home and Away as like one of those people that are in the background. But she's in show business. Okay, let me give you another one.

Dino, her husband, he's been an actor on a whole bunch of projects, including a 2017, as recent as that, campaign for glasses for a company called Specs. Not Specs Savers, Specs. And we all know, I mean, the highly trained actors are the ones that are in those adverts. Okay, if that doesn't convince you, the ad that he was in, he was playing the boyfriend, he was acting as the boyfriend of Jessica, who's also on the show. That's a coincidence. She is married to Mac. Oh, you mean the one that's on the show?

Yes. Right, right, right. So Jessica on the show. She's the one that had the hot brother. He was in an ad with her. She's the one that had the hot brother. He was in an ad with her. She's the one that had the hot brother. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

She's quite hot herself. Yeah, you like a bit of Jessica, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, she's dating Mick. Okay. And according to the article, four, and spoiler alert, if you're not up to this yet, they've put a whole lot of intruders in.

There's four new marriages. Three out of the four intruders that joined are also actors starring in things like McDonald's commercials and fitness company ads. Either way they've been on screen before. They're not just regular people. They're absolutely actors. There's also one that's a

scam artist that they've added in. Is there? Yeah apparently they did a story on it on Today Tonight or whatever the show is back in Aussie. But just because they've been in the acting industry doesn't mean that, you know, actors need to find love as well. Actors need to find love. Yeah, absolutely they do.

But don't you watch, not just maths, but you watch like The Bachelor and there's always someone in there and you go, that person can't seriously be like that. They have to be pretending. And then you go and find out that in the background they are actors. Doesn't it just cast the whole thing into a little bit of like, oh, what's going on here? I think, I mean and you and I work in media and not to ruin it for people, but I'm telling you now, they would get told to say things

and they would get made to do things. And some of those people who are on maths have come out and said later on, we weren't allowed to leave the room until we said what the producers wanted us to say. Yeah. So whether, you know, they've got acting experience or not, it is a bit, you know, convoluted. At the end of the day, all that's important is,

God, it makes good TV. And none of them end up together. I don't care what happens after the season. I mean, you know. I'm watching for what's going on right now. He's actually not live from Hollywood. He's live from Auckland this afternoon. Hello, Dean.

G'day, guys. How are you on Waiheke Island? Can you hear me okay? Yeah, we can guys. How are you on Waiheke Island? Can you hear me okay? Yeah, we can. Of course you're on Waiheke Island. That's where all the celebrities go. That's where all the bougiest people go straight to. And it's a beautiful place as well.

Him and his ball. Oh, my God. He's here. No way. I'm right here. Oh. No. I'm in so much shock right now What the hell

Oh no we don't even have the mic set up No Clint is just Oh there we go Test 1-2 Dean McCarthy Hello guys God you look even better in person

I always forget Dean God he smells good He does You smell phenomenal Hi I'm Clint by the way Never actually met you in person Great to meet you You and I have met before.

We go way back. We go way back. If you've never heard our spy section before, Dean normally reports to us live from Los Angeles, but you're here for a holiday. Great to see you. Nice to see you. How are you liking New Zealand?

Auckland is so beautiful. The people are so nice because obviously I come from LA where everyone's awful. Even the guy at the airport, I'm like, you're so lovely. Let's get Instagrams. Everyone's lovely. Went to Waiheke Yeah It is beautiful

Mud brick for lunch And just like living like this I don't want to know any spy today I just want to talk to you about Yeah I know me too Okay I got a couple of questions Have you been to the gym Since you've been here

No Are you eating carbs While you're here No Mate he hasn't eaten carbs Since 1992 Look at him As a Hollywood reporter

Is there a celebrity, a New Zealand celebrity Who you're hoping to see while you're in the country? What would it make your life If you ran into this person here in New Zealand? Stan Walker If Stan Walker came around the corner I'd be dead We'd be doing spy from my grave

He is heaven Producers, can we look at getting Stan Walker this afternoon? Can we just see if we can We do know him personally. Do you know him personally? That guy, he's incredible. He's so good. There's so much talent from New Zealand.

Well, you've come all the way in. We don't want a spy report out of you now. It's just great to see you. It's so great to see you. Thanks for having me on the show. No problem. Yeah, thanks so much for being a part of our show this year. We've loved every minute of it.

Oh, my God. How good is it just seeing you at Point Blank? I know. He's so gorgeous. See, that's why... No cheating Tatum, who does follow her. I loved every minute of it. Oh, my God. How good is it just seeing you at Point Blank? I know. She's so gorgeous. See, that's why. No cheating Tatum, who does follow her. That's why I pay him the big bucks. Spice brought to you by One Roof.

The One Roof property report is out now at oneroof.co.nz. Bree and Clint on ZM. Right now, though, I want to talk to you about 3D printed food. You can 3D print anything these days. Yes, please. For the food. For the food, I'm in. You don't even know if it's good yet. Literally you don't know if it's good. It's food, I don't

care. So you can 3D print a house soon you'll be able to 3D print a car you can 3D print a gun and the next thing they're saying is 3D printing food. Now the reason they're doing it is the Swedes are feeding it to elderly

in rest homes. And I don't necessarily approve of trying out radical food experiments on the elderly just because they're old. But the thing behind it's kind of good. You know when you get old and you have to eat mushy food because you can't chew, maybe you've got false teeth or no teeth or you don't digest as well anymore. My nan used to take them out in front of us when she'd want to scare us.

She'd be like, don't make me take my feet out. Well, they're going to 3D print food for people in rest homes that looks like the real food but it's actually mushy food. So you'll have like, say you want to have

a turkey leg or something like that, they'll print it and the printer spits out food mush. I don't completely understand the science behind it. It's like a chicken nugget. But it's more advertising, right? Well, kind of, yeah. So instead of having a bowl of mushy gloop, you can make it look like whatever you want.

And you could say, tonight I'm having crayfish. But it's actually just... And then you just eat it little bit by bit. It might taste like mashed bananas, but yeah. Would you eat 3D printed mushy food? I'll eat anything. Yeah, I guess. Bree and Clint on Zit-In.

Did you hear Fletch Vaughan and Megan talking about this morning about the article that's come out and said all the experts reckon that our generation, Gen Y or the millennials, it's going to be that much harder to buy a house because none of us are settling down in our 20s because of Tinder and Grindr and Bumble and all these dating apps. What, Tinder means that we can't buy houses? That's what they're saying. How? How does that even work?

So they're saying because our dating pool is so much more accessible and we've just got relationships at the ready, like we can literally go on a date with someone and go, nah, next. Yeah. You know that Ariana Grande song. Thank you. Next. No. So they're saying because it's so much more accessible, we're not settling down early enough.

Who's doing that though? Who's going, like if you find the one, who's going, oh, no, I'm having more fun on Tinder than settling down. That's not happening, is it? No, but people. If you're going on more dates, you should find the one sooner. Like, it's just like being a strike rate. No, but people are saying, you know, this is great,

but could I get something better? Oh. And because that... Like when you go to like a Chinese restaurant and the menu is too big and you're like, this should be fantastic, but I actually am crippled by the amount of choices that I have. Exactly. Now you've put it in a term that I can understand.

It hinders you. You see what I'm saying? Right. And so because of that, you're waiting later in life. And so you... So you can't buy a house because they're saying, you know, it's a lot easier when you're settled with someone. Oh, it's definitely easier when you're settled with someone.

Well, I mean, look at you. You're settled. You've got a house in Auckland. Yes, I do. Don't you? settled with someone. Well, I mean, look at you. You're settled. You've got a house in Auckland. Yes, I do. Don't you? Well, yeah. Yeah, I do. You could afford a house in Auckland because you settled down early.

I live in Auckland, so I'm not going to buy a house in Hamilton, first of all. That is an inefficient commute. I mean, still an option? No. No, it's not an option. No offence to Hamilton, but it's not an option. So, I mean, this article doesn't apply to you because you're a homeowner. You're not one of us.

Oh, fine. Thus again. Exclude me from your special club of people who don't have houses. I call BS on this article, though. I mean, Tinder, Bumble, maybe that's contributing. But I think there's other things in our life at the moment for the millennials and the Gen Yers that are the reason why we can't buy houses.

Okay, hit me with some of them. I mean Uber Eats in general. I mean back in the day I didn't spend as much on Uber Eats, you know, as I do now because it didn't exist. Uber Eats is the reason you don't ever house? Yes. Okay, sure. Give me another one.

AirPods. is the reason you don't have a house? Yes. Okay, sure. Give me another one. Airpods. If I didn't buy airpods or want airpods so much, I could nearly buy a house. They're the same price. I'm not an economist, but airpods are around $270 and houses are... In Hamilton, $270. Yeah, no, fair.

That works out. Yeah, cool. Buying Venutes. That one just applies to me. Yeah, no, fair. That works out. Yeah, cool. Buying Venutes. That one just applies to me, actually. No, no, this is the real reason that you can't afford a house is because you go on the internet and you go onto stuff.co.nz and you go, a van that's been turned into a ute. I'm going to empty my savings.

And no crap, she did. You may have missed that on our show. That van, that red van that someone cut the back off, Bree owns it. Doesn't have it, it's still in Blenheim, but she owns it. We haven't got it yet. It's not roadworthy.

Technically though, if you get the Venute, you're not homeless because you can live in it. You could live in it. Maybe I'm beating the system. Maybe you're beating the system. Yeah. And you know what another reason is that us millennials can't afford to buy a house?

Yeah, what's that? It's because now we're so aware about what we're eating, we have to buy healthy food, and healthy food is expensive. I thought you were on Uber Eats, though. Good point. There is a flaw in my plan. Yeah, what about how... No, you're not allowed to contribute. You've got a house.

Cool. You don't know what it's like. Nah. Go back to your ivory tower. I'm going to give this house away. And eat your caviar. Just so I can be cool like you. Saturday night.

Bree and Clint on ZM. The big news out of the Kardashian family today has no cheating involved. Isn't that nice for a change? Oh, we talk some Kardashians lately. We do, but this is interesting. I'm not the biggest Kardashian fan. I could go aians lately. We do, but this is interesting. I'm not the biggest Kardashian fan. I could go a whole year without mentioning them, but this is interesting because Kylie Jenner.

Which is the youngest. Who is the youngest. She's 21 years old. She has just cracked it. She is officially the youngest billionaire, self-made billionaire Of all time She's beaten out Mark Zuckerberg Creator of Facebook by two years Yeah, he was 23 and he did it in 2006

Yeah, take that Zuckerberg What have you got against Zuckerberg? I'm not a fan of him I think You know what I don't like? I don't He'll say one thing His website

No, you love his website No, I used to like it I think it's He'll say one thing. His website. No, you love his website. No, I used to like it. I think it's changed a lot. Delete your Facebook then. Nah. Can't be bothered. Sorry, what you don't like about him, what? No, I think he'll try and spin something when really

he just wants to make more money, but he'll say it's for other reasons. Well, it's hard to process in the moment when you're a computer shaped like a human being. So really, he's doing quite well for how advanced AI is at the moment. Back to Kylie. This is interesting.

I didn't realise that she owns 100% of Kylie Cosmetics. Yeah. So that's where she's made the bulk of her billion dollars from. Yeah, the lip kits and all that. Some from her TV show. She owns the whole thing. It's not like, because a lot of celebrities will be the face of a makeup brand.

Yeah. Like when you see like, oh shit, Sandra Bullock doing a Revlon commercial. She doesn't own that. They've just paid her to be the face of it. Kylie owns the company. Well, she started it from scratch back when she was, I mean, from quite a few years ago now.

The business is only three years old. Right. It's only been going for three years. Last year, that business made $360 million US dollars in one year. That's a lot of lipstick. It's a lot of lipstick. It's a hell of a lot of lipstick. Good lipstick too, by the way.

I'll vouch for that. Producer Ellie loves it too. I'm proud. It's a lot of lipstick. It's a hell of a lot of lipstick. Good lipstick too, by the way. I'll vouch for that. Producer Ellie loves it too. I'm proud. It's actually really good products. I don't know. I'm proud of her. Well done, Kylie. Good work. You got baby to support. Is she really self-made though? I know that question people keep asking, but is she really a self-made billionaire? Well, she started the company. Yes, she did. But

the company was instantly successful because she was on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I don't want to take it all away from her. Piers Morgan this morning said that the only reason she's a billionaire is because her sister made a sex tape. I'm not trying to That's a bit off. That's a bit of a stretch. I mean if you want to say the

only reason she's a billionaire is because she was on the show, Rob Kardashian. What's Rob Kardashian's sock company worth? Has that hit a billion dollars yet? Have we got it? Has he made the? Leave him alone. Has he?

You know. How's that? No, don't. Anyway, congratulations to Chloe. No, Kylie. That was accidental. Kylie Jenner and the whole Kardashian family. Oh, mate.

Bree and Clint on Zit Im. If you've ever accidentally left something in an Uber, this is probably for you. What about taxi? No, this is just Uber. So a list has been released about the most common items that get left behind in Ubers and also the most unusual things that have been left behind in Ubers in New Zealand.

If you're going to leave something anywhere, Uber is one of the more convenient places because you can just go on the app and see which one you're in. If you're in a taxi, how do you mean to know what taxi you're in? It's cool. Yeah. Well, unless you take a picture of the taxi license thing. Do you do that?

I used to. Oh, for like personal safety reasons? Yeah, for a few reasons, but that was one of them. Well, in case you forget things. Yeah. How do you remember to take a photo but don't remember to get your phone out of the car? Well, you know, I don't always remember to do it and there's certain times of a certain weekend where I don't. Gotcha. Yeah, but it's actually interesting to see some of the stuff that's on the list. What do you think

would be the most commonly left thing in an Uber? Cell phone. Of course. Slips out of your pocket, you put it on the seat, between messages, gone. It's at the top of the list. It's what I check for every time I get out. Yes. I look back and then I look for my phone. That's what I do too. I think they appreciate it when you do that because it's a pain in the butt for them having to get people's phones back to them. Because they have to drive back and I get it. It's a hassle.

Number two on the list is a wallet or a purse. Yeah, makes sense. Yeah, that can slip out of the back pocket. Keys. Keys. Oh, that would be an annoying one. That's number three. Yeah, that's number three. Oh, can I guess number four? Yeah. Kids. No, kids is actually number eight.

Nice quiet kids if you're able to forget them. Kids isn't on there. There's other things like clothing items, glasses, vapes. Vapes? Vapes are very commonly left in Ubers these days. Can you vape in an Uber? No. That's a good question.

I think you'd probably get a bad rating. Yeah, but. Yeah. Does a bad, okay, does a bad passenger rating actually matter? Because like. You, if you get below a certain rating, I'm pretty sure you get banned for a certain amount of time. Oh, okay. Yeah.

How many vapes before you get banned in an Uber? Let's test it out with your Uber account. Because you, I mean, you're a vape ambassador. I am not a vape ambassador. So if there's anyone that should be testing that out, it should be you. Well, I don't vape, so I can't test that out. You love to vape. I do not.

Why do you own a vape then? Because you bought it for me for Christmas. I did not buy you anything. You bought me. You did. It was my Christmas present. See, now you're lying. Most unusual things left in Ubers here in New Zealand in the last year.

Yeah. There's some really strange things on here. Sure. One is a handsaw. Right. Builder trying to get between jobs. The rangers run out of gas. Okay.

He's had to take an Uber. Also, how can you explain then an entire boneless chicken? Oh, an entire boneless chicken. Oh. An entire boneless chicken. Yeah, I don't know what that means. If I had got myself a boneless chicken, that's all I'd be thinking about. I'd be going, oh God, I can't wait. You're not leaving that behind, are you?

I can't wait to eat this boneless chicken. You know those cooked chickens in Countdown? Yeah. Like the barbecue chickens? Yeah. You're not leaving that behind. No. Producer Ben's like, definitely not.

Look at him. No. Producer Ben's like, definitely not. Look at him. Yeah. What about, oh, you don't want to leave this behind. This got left behind in Uber. An insulin pen. No, you do not want to leave your insulin pen. You definitely don't want to leave that behind. No. A single pack of butter. Oh, now I'd be devastated.

That's very expensive these days. Butter is so expensive. Let's talk about butter. And Uber drivers don't turn the air con on, so that butter's gone. Yeah, in probably 20 minutes. It's gone. A unicycle, a chef's personal knife set. There's what else has been in here?

An FPOS machine. This one's very specific. A Wellington student's graduate diploma. That thing would be worth a fortune. Well, evidently not. Have you been to university recently? The ones who are making all the money are the ones that didn't go to university. It's the tradies. You can print it out anyway.

You can get a fake one. Can you? Yeah, you can just go on a website and get yourself. You can get a Harvard diploma if you want one. We should start that business. I mean. This is probably the most strange. It says here, a rocket.

A rocket? It says reported missing but never clarified as a toy or other. Okay. Can you imagine getting out of the car and you feel in your pockets and you're like, I've lost my rocket. I've lost my pocket rocket.

0800 dial ZM. This is our question for you this afternoon. Yeah, off the back of this, obviously these people, most of these people got their items returned. You generally get them back. Yeah. What did you find but you didn't give it back? And look, we're not going to judge.

You can remain anonymous. I'll tell you a story about how I kept something. Probably should have given it back, but I didn't. You may have been an Uber driver. You might be a taxi driver. You could just be a regular person who found something on the street and against all your best intentions, you're going, nah, I need this.

I'm going to keep it. Could be money. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM. No judgment. Or you can be like, nah, I need this, I'm going to keep it. Could be money. Yeah, 0800 dial ZM, no judgement. Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint on ZM. The Uber list of things that have been left

in Ubers over the last year in New Zealand has been released, and also the most unusual things, which, I mean... Boneless chicken, baby. Boneless chicken's my favourite. Bonus if you're the Uber driver. Just touch it, still feels cold. You can eat that. That's my dinner tonight.

There you go. You know, most common thing left in Ubers, obviously phones, wallets, keys. And usually you get that stuff back. What we want to know this afternoon, I know 800 dials at him, and we can keep you anonymous. What did you find and not give back?

Yeah. What did you find and keep? Have you ever done this? I found No, no, no, I haven't. I'm just trying to run the scenario in my head. Oh, you can't go back on that story now, mate. I found an envelope with some cash

in it when I worked at a certain tourist place in Rotorua. Okay. And it was foreign cash. Right. And I had a feeling that when we handed that stuff in the person behind the counter just kept it for themselves.

Because it wasn't handed to the police, just handed it in to work. And that was my suspicion. So I put it in the office for a week to see if any of the potential tourists came back to get it and they didn't. And then I took it home after that. Yeah, you did. I got my first mobile phone from finding it.

Did you? And I kept it. Where did you find it? On a sporting oval at my high school. What sort of phone was it? It was the one older than the 3315. Oh, Nokia. Yeah, it was a Nokia, but they called it the brick.

Back when you could just kick the SIM card out and you were good to go. Oh, $800. ZM, Matthew, what did you find and not give back? I found a $50 note on the street the day after my wallet was stolen. Oh. Karma. You can't really give a $50 note back when you find it on the street.

No, you don't know whose it is. Who are you going to give it to, right? I don't know. I just felt real bad about it, taking it, but I had to recuperate some of my costs and some of my losses. Yeah, finders keepers. There you go. There's some ripping ones on the text machine.

What about this text that just come through? We found two tinnies in the back seat of a taxi. Couldn't believe it. Saved a bit for New Year's. How do you hand a tinny in? You know? Nah, you don't hand that in. How do you take that to?

You don't hand that in. There's an interesting one here that talks about working in a car rental company, which I used to do this job where you clean the cars when they come back and people forget stuff all the time. And this person said that they found so much stuff. The highlights include cash, phones, one, six,

twelve packs of beer all unopened. This was the best job ever. I think you can keep beer. I think if you find beer, you can keep beer. Because if I came back and I said did you find my beer? I would just say to your face. Found it, drunk it.

Yeah, found it and I drunk it. Yeah. Thank you for the beer. And I think that's legit. That's okay. Let's go to Dave. Hey, Dave. Hey, guys.

What did you find and not give back? You kept it. We found a set of dentures. Okay, go on. I mean, they're pretty specific to the person that's lost them Yeah, we got an Uber home one night And I was just about to get out And I was like, oh, is that my wallet?

And I reached down and it was a pair of false teeth I was like, I was sitting on somebody's teeth the whole way Why did you keep them? I put them on top of the letterbox And it seems to have stopped the junk mail coming in So it's good Yeah, because they probably think you're batshit crazy Yeah I put them on top of the letterbox and it seems to have stopped the junk mail coming in, so it's good. Yeah, because they probably think you're batshit crazy.

Yeah. I guess at least you didn't put them in your mouth. All right. My favourite text that's come through. Things that you found and you kept. And I'm going to do it in the accent that I think this person would have. Back in the day, found some sick Bollie sunglasses on the plane. Finders keepers.

I was so stoked. Why is this playing? I don't know. This is not... Don't call us a birthday banger. No, no. This is... No. How early?

It's like an hour early. Don't call us. Mate, are you all right? I didn't do this. Bree and Clint on ZM. Here's the sicky hotline. Hello, you've reached Bree and Clint's sicky hotline. All right, this is sicky hotline where you and I take turns in calling workplaces

where we definitely don't work, but we have to try and get the day off. Last week I called EB Games and I was successful. Are you able to put me through to rosters? Sorry, who is this? You know who it is. No, you just sound like the EB Games guy. Oh, that's Are you able to put me through to rosters? Sorry, who is this? You know who it is. No, you just sound like the EB Games guy. Oh, that's me. That's me.

What? I'm the EB Games guy. Stop it. Surprise, it's me. Stop it. Yeah, I know. Crazy, eh? It's all about bluffing your way in.

Successful. Successful. Successful. Leave it at that. Today, you're going to call Tony's Tire Service and tell them you can't come in because you've got a flat tire. Mate, how many people would work at this place? Probably like six?

Tony's Tire Service. No, they're massive. Oh, right. They're like one of the biggest tire companies in the country. They've even got a song. It goes, it goes, Tony's Tire Service. Tony's Tire Service.

It's a fantastic day at Tony's tyre services. Yes, we need to call up and help. Hello, mate. Hey, it's Sarah. I was meant to be doing a fill-in shift there tomorrow, but I have a bit of an issue with getting to work. I was just wondering if you're the man to talk to. Okay, fill-in shift.

Are you looking at Tony Star Services? Yeah. Great South Road? Yeah, 1 Great South Road. Yeah, I was doing a... I was filling in for... I can't remember what her name was now. Anyway, I can't do the shift because I've actually picked up a flat tyre.

So you were supposed to work here, were you? Yeah, I was meant to do a... It was only like a three-hour shift. I was just meant to come in and relieve someone who needed to go to an appointment. But I actually, yeah, picked up a nail. Are you sure you're looking at One Great South Road, Tony-sah? Because I have no info, I'm the manager here. I have no information on the relief of anybody in my team.

Oh, really? Because, I mean, I'm at the Newmarket store. Yeah, I'm at the Newmarket store. Yeah, I'm at the Newmarket store. What do you do for... I work on the front desk. Okay, we don't have anybody in the front desk anyway, so I think I'm pretty sure there must be a

miscommunication on your end. So there's no one on the front desk there? Nope. Right. Hey, while I'm here, what's the price on fixing a punctured tyre? Because I do have one at the moment, which is why I can't come in, but I just thought I'd get the price while I'm here. It's $31.50.

I mean, if you could fix it, I guess I could come in tomorrow. You can come in tomorrow for the tyres. But you don't need me for tomorrow, so technically get my tyre fixed and I technically get the day off from your store. I mean, you are not supposed to be in my store. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I have no information whatsoever. No, that's amazing.

You've been a big help. Thanks for the day off. Appreciate your time. We'll see you for the puncture tyre tomorrow. It's up to you. Thank you, mate. Bye. Hang on.

Technically. Was that Tony? Was that Tony? No. That must have been Tony. It wasn't Tony. No, technically nothing. No, Tony.

No, technically nothing. That's a fail. Tony's at the Newmarket store. That's a fail, by the way. No. Technically nothing. Let's go to the producers. Producers.

Bree and Clint on Zit-In. Bit of a life dilemma I've been having over the last three or four days where I've been contemplating texting my ex. Which ex? The ex that I know? The most recent one. Ah. The one I had a breakup with last year. The one you moved to this country with? Yes. So the reason I've been contemplating texting my ex, is to get a recipe that she used to make the both of us. Okay, cool. It's a shepherd's pie. Wait, no, wait.

Let me tell you the details. Yeah. I already know the details, but go on. It's a shepherd's pie. Yeah. And it's the best bloody shepherd's pie. Is this the vegan shepherd's pie that you keep going on about? It is, but, you know, that's – it doesn't matter.

It's a recipe that I want. It must be bloody good. That I need. I've been craving it for a couple of weeks, and over the last however many days, I keep going to pick up my phone and I'm thinking, is it worth it? When's the last time you texted her? On my birthday I got a text.

Yeah. And then we did run into each other at Christmas time and kind of smooth things over because at the end of last year there was a little bit of drama. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, it's all taken care of and we're all sweet now. I didn't know you guys caught up at Christmas. You didn't tell us this.

No, randomly. Yeah. I was at a bar and randomly ran into it. Oh, yeah? That's it. I didn't know you guys caught up at Christmas. You didn't tell us this. No, randomly. Yeah. I was at a bar and randomly ran into it. Oh, yeah? That's it. We didn't actually catch up. Did you not?

But I actually got to have my say on the stuff. Close things off. Anyway, doesn't matter. The point is. Well, it does kind of. I want to know. I want to know, like, how much of the situation are you reopening by sending them a text the thing is is that i mean you know if you you send an ex a text it brings them back into your life and i mean

i'm friends with nearly all of my exes but it just you know i mean do you is it worth it talk to me about the shepherd's pie producer ben shaking his head well he hates vegan food he hates the idea of anything that isn't meat based Well take that out of the equation Think of a recipe that you adore That you love That your ex might have made you back in the day Talk to me about this pie

What's so intricate about it What's the bit you can't master There's the spices And just the sauce And just the stuff that goes on top I just need the damn pie I need it and just the sauce and just the stuff that goes on top. I just need the damn pie. Okay.

I need it. I want your help. Yeah. And I want everyone listening right now, the BNC family, I need your help on 0800 dial ZM. Whatever you decide, I will do. Okay. Do I text my ex to get a recipe?

For a vegan chip and pie. Yes. You can text in on 9696. I need your input. Bree and Clint on Zit Im. Zit Im, Bree and Clint. It's Ariana Grande and Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored. On the text machine because we're talking about me texting my ex.

Someone says, text them, get the recipe and then I'll make it for you. Hashtag, I'll be your girlfriend, I'm bored. Brilliant. I was going to say, text your girlfriend, you're hungry. We're talking about in this real big dilemma where I really want to text my ex And it's for the reason I just want to get a recipe I'm dying for this shepherd's pie Is it the best thing that your ex used to make?

Yeah I reckon Oh there was a few but this one Were they a good cook? Yes very good Even though it was vegan food Yeah but this one was particularly good. Even though it was vegan food. Even, yeah. But this one was particularly good. And I need it. I want it.

We haven't spoken in months. But I really want it. Is it appropriate? There's the other question. Is it appropriate to strike up communication just to get something that you want? That's where I'm kind of like, you know. It's like imagine if an ex said to you that you hadn't talked to for ages and then they'd text you.

Hey, how are you going? I haven't seen you in so long. This happened to me. One of my exes, he texts me and he goes, oh, what was that BLT blat thing that you used to make? I want to make it for my new girlfriend. And I text him back and I just gave it to him. Well, more than that, you want something out of your ex. It's like them texting you and going,

can I get some Billie Eilish tickets? And then you haven't talked to them for months, you know? Different though. No, is it? I'd take it as a compliment if someone wanted a recipe from me. Monica, welcome to the discussion. Hello. What's the best way forward in this situation? Should Bree text her ex just

to get a recipe? Sorry, I'm like shaking. I'm so excited right now. Welcome to the show. Are you excited about vegan shepherd's pie? Oh, yeah. Sounds amazing. It's delicious. Yeah, like shepherd's pie is good any day,

but vegan, like, yeah, do it. So what do we do? Should... Definitely text her. Like, if you guys are okay now... Yeah. Like, you're not going to try and get back together with her. It's nothing like that.

No. Well, you never know. I mean, it could join the bond. It could bridge a trans-Tasman lost romance. Shepard's Pie has been known to bring people together. Hello, James. A man's opinion. What should Brie do in this situation?

Hello, mate. Oh, good day, mate. How are you? What do you reckon, James? It involves food. Definitely do it. James and I, I feel like, are on the same page. What even goes into a vegan shepherd's pie?

Everything. What replaces the mince? Lentils. Oh, yeah. I don't know. But didn't Brie eat, like, a big donut the other day and shove grapes in her mouth? Yeah, she did.

It's true. I mean, why are we even having this conversation? She needs to do it. James knows me too well. He knows me well. Okay, thanks, James. Let's get another one. Hi, Johnny.

Hey, how's it going? Going good. What do you reckon, Johnny? Should I text my ex? I don't reckon you should, mate. I reckon I could just email you a recipe that's way better than his anyway Yeah This is the thing

Have you googled alternative shepherd's pie recipes? I have Who me? No not you Johnny Bree Johnny whereabouts are you? In Taranaki Okay sweet

If I head to Taranaki can you make me one? I've been a chef for 15 years mate and I've spent about a year and a half as a vegan chef in Wellington at midnight. It's pretty close, though. It's meant to be. Are you a vegan chef?

I was for about a year. Do you want to date Brie? I mean, do you want to make a shepherd's pie for Brie? I've got to miss this day. Damn it. So what are we doing? Are we texting her or not? Well, it looks like it's unanimous.

Yeah. Absolutely not. I'll send a text right now. Unanimous. Are you hearing, Johnny? He's saying don't do it. Okay, well, I don't know. Are you even listening to anybody?

I don't know. Everyone on the text machine wants the recipe now. So I've got to do it. I know my friends are the reason. Bree and Clint on ZM. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we pick one of those to play in full. Yesterday we played the Rasmus instead of Warren G and I have been getting earfuls of it ever since. Mate, I wanted Warren G. Ah. But you know what, sometimes you need to play what you want. I enjoyed the Rasmus.

Hi, Joanne. Hi. What's your birthday, Joanne. Hi. What's your birthday, Joanne? My birthday is 15th of July, 1990. Okay, Joanne, you were 16 in 2006 on the 15th of July, and this is your birthday banger. Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy?

Niles Barkley, this song was huge. You got crazy. How do you feel about that? I think it's definitely a banger, but I wouldn't say it's my favourite song. Yeah, not my favourite, but it's not bad. It could definitely be worse. Yeah, I think that's a good way to look at it. Glass half full and half empty.

Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. What's your birthday, Hannah? 23rd of May, 1991. Okay, Hannah, you were 16 in 2007 on the 23rd of May. And on that day, this was top of the charts. Yeah.

Neo, Because of You. Tune. That's not bad. That's not bad at all. Pretty good. I've got to be honest with you, I saw Because of You on there, and I thought it was going to be this one. Because of you, I never said you were from the sidewalk. on there and I thought it was going to be this one.

If it was this one, would we have a unanimous decision between us? I mean, Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. Hannah, Kelly Clarkson or Neo, what do you prefer? Kelly Clarkson. Yeah. Technically. I've done it now.

No, I can't. Hang on, hang on. Why would you do that? Hang on. Okay, one more. One more. She is the ultimate idol, isn't she? She's... Other than Stan Walker.

And Guy Sebastian. And Guy Sebastian. Hi, Tanya. Hello. Hey, girl. What's your birthday? 15th of October, 1976. Oh, this is where we get the good ones, Tanya. Hello. Hey, girl. What's your birthday? 15th of October, 1976. Oh, this is where we get the good ones, Tanya.

You were 16 in 1992 on the 15th of October, and this is your birthday banger. Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, Tanya, how do you feel about that song? Tell me you love Boyz II Men. Oh, it's an awesome song. It's a good tune.

Okay, we're going to have a quick deliberation. I sold my PlayStation once to get tickets to see them in concert. To get tickets to Boys to Men? Yeah. Very good option. This is also a very good option. Neo. It's good. Yeah. I think we're riding

crazy off. Is that right? Yeah, that's gone. So, Boys to Men or Neo? Gotta go with my gut with Boys to Men, I'm afraid. I like the way you're thinking. Tanya, this is your birthday banger. Lovely. Let's do it.

Oh yeah, that feels nice. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. International Women's Day this Friday. ZM is proud to present the All Women Breakfast Show Yes Am I saying it right?

All Women Breakfast Show? All Women's All Women's Breakfast Show All Women's? I think it's All Women Fletch, Vaughn And Megan Stop

There you go I think it's All Women Breakfast Show Because it's all women on the show But the show is for everyone I don't know It's for Captain Marvel Which comes out tomorrow by the all woman on the show. But the show is for everyone. I don't know. It's for Captain Marvel, which comes out tomorrow, by the way. Are we allowed to say that we've seen it? Oh, it's excellent, by the way.

It's very good. It's very good. Yeah. Brie Larson, cool, cool superhero. Yeah, I, to be honest, when they first cast her, because I haven't seen her in much I was kind of like Oh

And then after seeing it I was like Yeah Perfect decision Also I don't want to reveal anything No okay The

The Oh how do I say How do I say this What are you trying to say Just go and see it tomorrow Okay And then we can all talk about it That's when it comes out tomorrow

And then you guys are doing The all women's breakfast show, which is great. Yeah, we've got some really cool guests on. News out today about another progressive workplace who have decided that women no longer need to wear makeup to work. No, that's the rule they're making. They're saying, hey, girls, special treat for you.

You don't have to wear makeup anymore. Are a lot of workplaces, like, rules that you have to wear makeup? I don't know. I don't have to wear makeup anymore. Are a lot of workplaces like rules that you have to wear makeup? I don't know. I don't know. I wonder what the rules are here. What would a job be where you would need to wear makeup, where it would impact your job? And this is only for women, by the way, not for the men,

where it would impact your job if you didn't wear makeup. I mean, a makeup artist maybe has to wear makeup. No, they don't. But they're not really. You don't have to. You apply the makeup. You don't have to wear it yourself. There's no job that I can think of where you should have to wear makeup.

TV presenter? Because you could look like a ghost otherwise. But that's kind of up to you. Nah. I don't think so. Even then, the men have to wear it as well. So it's not just a woman thing. The industry that has said...

I bet I can pick. I bet. can pick I bet the industry that has come out and said they don't have to anymore is the air hostess well done yeah that's easy because it's commonly known that they have to be super

well groomed yes Virgin Atlantic is the airline in particular and they have said that female cabin crew are no longer required to wear makeup if they so choose. The airline also confirmed that trousers will now be provided as a standard uniform option when joining the crew. Trousers have always been available to female crew, but only on special request. I hate skirts. Yeah. and i look terrible in a skirt so i just wouldn't be working there there you go so um yeah there's a lot of texts coming through

actually um there's a few texts saying i worked at a pharmacy and i had to wear makeup okay my girlfriend works in retail and she was told she has to wear makeup. A friend of mine is a flight attendant and says it's always mandatory to wear makeup. No exceptions. Very interesting to see. There you go. I don't think you have to. But are you?

No, I mean Zitim. There's been a study done which classifies who has the most sexual partners in a lifetime. Oh, in a lifetime? Well, not in a lifetime, but, you know. Because you said who's doing it the most, and it's very seasonal. I thought you meant right now. I thought you meant in March 2019.

No, it's more, yeah, what categorises the most, yeah, for the most people, as in like for white males, like where would they sit in terms of the male counterpart? That's me. Yeah, like your, what, middle class white male? Yeah, I'd say so, yeah. Yeah, you're in the low section. We're not having much. No, there's fewer sexual partners.

Oh, me and the boys could have told you that. Fewer sexual partners on average. But, but, but, probably the white. Oh no, I don't want to cast assumptions. This is really interesting. So the middle class are having fewer than the richer and the poorer. Oh, so the

rich people are going at it, hammering tongs on their super yachts. And the poorer. And then the poor people. Also more than the middle class. Trying to keep warm and going at it, hammer and tongs on their super yachts. And the poorer. And then the poor people. Also more than the middle class. Trying to keep warm and going at it as well. Who do you think was at the top of the list for the males, as in who's having the most rendezvous partners? I would say non-heterosexual males would be doing it more than their heterosexual counterparts.

You would be very correct. Hey, and can I say, well done, boys. And you know what? Good on you. It doesn't matter if you're richer or poorer in that category, apparently. Rich ones, poor ones, some as big as your head. It's interesting for the ladies, though. What do you think?

Straight women, where do you reckon they're sitting in the... I reckon straight women are getting more than their straight male counterparts. No. No? Liz? No, about the same. Okay. About the same. They're on the lower end.

Yeah. And so are lesbians, also on the lower end. Lesbians are not getting much. They're not having as many sexual partners. Oh, okay. So they're also on the lower end. Okay. For the win in the females.

So this is the category of female who is getting the most action? Yes. It's the bisexuals. Wow. They've just got so many to pick from. Now that you've made the joke, I can make the joke.

It's because everyone's an option And I know that's not true But technically Everyone's an option There you go And can I just say Bree Congratulations Thank you mate