ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 10th 2019

Episode Date: May 10, 2019

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Make your mum a sad type, always lose your dad type. Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hey guys! Hey guys, what's going on guys? How good's it Friday? If you listened to last day, yesterday, that's the word you used, yesterday's podcast, or the show, or you follow our Facebook or our Instagram and you saw the video where Brie put me in an awful situation. I didn't put you in an awful situation.

You did put me in an awful situation. I was helping you. No, you weren't because what you did is you found my weakness, which I told you in confidence as a friend, and you exploited it. I thought that was your small nipples. No, no, no. That's another weakness of yours. No.

Because they get very cold very easily. You know when they get colder they get smaller No no no So I had to try and name people from the ZM office Which yes I should be able to do Why are you saying you have to try and name people These are people we work with every day Because I can't say I named them

Yeah true you got literally one and a half out of eight I got two out of eight I had to help you with Harriet's name Okay one and a half out of eight. I got two out of eight. I had to help you with Harriet's name. Okay, one and a half. Today has just been an entire day of running into those people and they've just gone, hi Clint. And I've got their name right every time now,

but I know they're waiting. You didn't get Carwen's name right. It was on the Instagram. Carwen, okay. You called her Clara. Yeah, that was an accident because Carwen and Clara sound the same. Okay, but I know who they are as people. I don't think of them because Carwen and Clara sound the same. Okay?

But I know who they are as people. I don't think of them the same person. I just don't. I'm not a names person. All my bad names people out there, support me. Please, get in behind me. Let's start a support group. It's a thing.

It's a thing. Is it? It's a thing. Is it? Maybe you just need to take a little bit more time and maybe ask. You know what's a good idea? What's a good technique? What?

When you meet someone. Yeah. This is what I do. When you meet someone, this is what I do. When I meet someone, they tell me their name. So say their name is Sarah. I think about a Sarah that's prominent in my life and then I go, okay, cool. And then I associate those two people. What about a famous Sarah? Could I do that?

Yeah, same thing. Sarah, Sarah Silverman. Silverman. Yeah. Okay, okay. Do that. Okay, cool. Try that.

Let's do it with you. I'll see who comes to mind first. Hey, I'm Clint. Hi, I'm Bree. Bree. Okay. Okay. Do that. Okay, cool. Try that. Let's do it with you. I'll see who comes to mind first. Hey, I'm Clint. Hi, I'm Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie.

Brie Larson. There you go. Yeah. I'm Wonder Woman. Yeah. Well done. That's a good technique. You're welcome.

Big gay owls here. Ellen. Owl. Ellen. Ellen. The guy that used to, you know, across the A fence In Home Improvement Oh Al Borland Al Borland

No that was Wilson Who was behind the fence Oh that was Wilson Yeah Al Borland was The plaid shirt guy Yes Yeah That's who I associate

Big Gay Al with That's a good technique Oh I should have gone Big Gay Al from South Park Right that would be The obvious one Okay here's today's podcast Have fun everybody

Bye Okay, here's today's podcast. Have fun, everybody. Bye. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. Welcome to Friday. Sorry to be all business with you straight away, but we are. We have breaking, and I mean breaking new music. This is news. This has just dropped.

It has just come out. This is a world first play. Brand new. Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran. This is the first time we've heard it too. Keen on your feedback. You can text us 9696. David Beckham, soccer superstar, has been banned from driving for six months.

I saw this. Did he do a DIC? I hope not. What's a DIC? Drunk driving. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. It wasn't drink driving.

That would be bad because he's got like a whiskey company or something. Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, no. It wasn't drunk driving. That would be bad because he's got like a whiskey company or something. Yeah, no, no, no. Car sponsorships. Good. Thank goodness. He was caught texting and driving his $185,000 Bentley. Ooh. So apparently someone in the traffic has seen him texting and driving.

Yeah. And has reported him because obviously they knew who he was, to the police. And then he had to appear in court where he pleaded guilty. Yeah, well, yeah. There's probably multiple paparazzi photos of him doing it. That's so true. Well, first of all, you're in a very attention-grabbing car in a Bentley. And that actually sounds quite cheap for a Bentley, to be honest.

$185,000. Maybe it was his other Bentley. Maybe. Maybe his Bentley was in the garage and that was the Bentley courtesy car that they give you. Or it could be his everyday Bentley. Could be his runabout. Yeah, his runabout. Just the old dunga. So first of all, you're in a Bentley. And second of all,

you're David Beckham. It's like when you see stories about famous people. Remember when Winona Ryder did shoplifting? I was like, how do you not think you're going to get caught? You're Winona freaking Ryder. Like famous people cannot be invisible. There's no incognito

mode for David Beckham. Oh, there's so many eyes on you. So he went to court. He got fined. He was fined about $1,400. Which I mean, he's got an empire of about $560 million. So, I mean, it's not going to hurt him too much. It's probably more the inconvenience of not being able to drive for six months.

Let's be real. He can have a driver. This is true. You know? But, I mean, it is. You get Romeo to do it. Yeah, true. Has he got his learners yet?

He could. Romeo. I do. I need to go to footy practice. That sounded a lot like David Beckham. Could you please give me a lift? I've lost me licence. Oh, I went Irish.

Damn it, I should have quit while I was ahead. I want to know from people. Victoria. On 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, what's the thing you saw a celebrity doing? Oh, yeah. What did you see a celebrity doing in their everyday life and i want more like the weird kind of just everyday things the non-famous people the non-famous

people things so i don't want you to call up and say oh i saw a famous person on a movie set yeah filming a movie did you see kj upper buying a toilet brush at Bunnings? Yeah. Yeah. Stuff like that. Okay, cool. You know, one time I saw Chris Hemsworth's wife, who, I mean, she was in Fast and the Furious. Okay, so she is famous. She's an actress. Yeah, cool, yeah. And she was in Byron Bay and she was buying sausages.

See, that's perfect. At the local supermarket. Because you just don't expect that superstars have to buy their own sausages. And I tried to take a photo of her, and then her security guard came out of nowhere. I didn't even realise there were security guards there, and he was like, can you please delete that?

He was just lingering in the haberdashery aisle, was he? Yeah. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Are you interested to see what we get on this? I'm always interested to see what people consider famous as well. Yeah, we'll take anything. Oh, 800 dial ZM. ZM, Spree in Clint, the podcast.

Someone has spotted David Beckham texting and driving and they've reported him to the police. He's now been fined and he's lost his licence for six months. Yeah, embarrassing for David Beckham. It is, but I like that he owned up to it. Yeah. And he said, yep, I will say I did do that. You got me. You got me.

You got me. I'm sorry. We've asked the question this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM. What did you see a celebrity doing? Yeah, and the more mundane the better is what we're looking for. I saw Sonny Bill at the Countdown in Mount Eden. Yes. Here in Auckland.

Yeah. With no shoes on. Right. Buying bread. Which is weird because he gets free shoes from Adidas. Does he?

Yeah. Well, nah, he was going shoeless. He's not short of shoes. Rowan's got an all-black encounter as well. Hey, Rowan. Hi, Rowan.

How you going? Who'd you see? I saw Richard McCourt, Mary Valmeca's on his own and just grabbing a couple of hunger buses

by himself and quickly opens up the door and gives me his cheeky wee look and walks out. As if to say, Rowan, you did not see me. Nah, yeah, he knew, he knew. I love that Richie McCaw even has those days where he's like,

I just need a hunger buster from McDonald's. I'm doing a guilty hungover shame run to Mecca's. No one tells Steve Hansen. Whitney's on the phone. Hey, Whitney. Hi, Whit. Hi. Who's the famous person and what did you see them doing?

Yeah, I saw Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. I was in LA at Disneyland and they were just eating a hot dog, sanitising their hands. Nicole Richie just eating a hot dog and using hand sanitiser. Yeah, it's just standard. It's weird, eh? It's weird. But it's a completely normal thing to do.

You just don't think of global celebrities doing the normal stuff? I just picture them, Whitney, where they like, because obviously their kids were probably with them. That's why they're at Disneyland. Yeah. Yeah, where they like, everyone put their hands out. You know how you do that and you spray hand sanitiser on everyone? Yeah, and the awkward thing is we took photos of it.

So I just got these photos of them sanitising their kids' hands, just eating the hot dogs. See, that's even weirder that you still have those photos, right? You're correct, Whitney. I'd almost expect someone to put their hand sanitiser on for them, but it's not true. No. It's not how the world works.

Let's go, Jess. Hey, Jess. Hey. What was the thing you saw a celebrity doing? So I was working and Chris Pine came in and bought a charging phone case off me from the shop I was working at. In New Zealand? Yeah, in Christchurch.

Wait, so Chris Pine is the actor. Yes. And what's he in? What's the most famous thing? Star Trek. Star Trek? Yeah, I think, yeah, he's in? What's the most famous thing? Star Trek. Star Trek. Yeah. I think, yeah,

he's in quite a few. He's in a heap of stuff. He's very, very good looking. Yeah. Yeah, and I had a total mind blank of what his name was and I was like, you're the guy from the movies.

Thor. You're Thor. No, no, it's a different Chris. Chris Hemsworth. No, no, yeah, you've got the first name right. Oh, oh, oh.

Kevin Bacon. You're the guy from Jurassic Park. No, that's Chris Pratt. God damn it. You didn't look at me. On a lesser scale, I know we're talking big deal celebs here. Just a text I'd like to finish off. I once saw Vaughn or Fletch Vaughn and Megan buying beans.

Get a photo? Did you get a photo? I hope so. Yeah, I hope so. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz.

Not after hearing that, I'm not. Dean McCarthy, good afternoon. Hello, guys. Good afternoon, everyone. Yes, I'm terrified for your karaoke. I'm not. Dean McCarthy, good afternoon. Hello, guys. Good afternoon, everyone. Yes, I'm terrified for your karaoke. Oh, God. So are we, Dean.

There's only one thing we want to talk to you about today and that is the biggest show in the world right now, Game of Thrones and the story that's come out

about the man who may have been playing Jon Snow originally. Yes, here's the deal. So, X-Men actor Nicholas Holt, he was also, of course, in The Favourite, and I interviewed him last night

for his new film called Tolkien, which is the story of the man who wrote the, obviously, Lord of the Rings. Nicholas Holt was auditioning and was considered to play the role of Jon Snow in Game of Thrones. Now, if you don't know who Nicholas Holt is, you can go to my Instagram, MrDeanMcCarthy.

I posted a photo with him last night. He is so good looking. And I think he's too pretty for that role. I think he suits the role. He was in Mad Max as well. But his big one is he was about a boy, right? He's that boy. Yes.

Yeah, that's right. And for the X-Men fans, he was beast. Do you think he, because he's a big star in his own right, do you think he regrets not getting the Jon Snow part? Because that's ended up being a huge part for Kit Harington. Do you think he regrets not getting it? I don't know. Yeah, probably. Because it was such, that series is like a phenomenon.

You know what I mean? So yeah, I think he would regret it, for sure. Is there still the weird sort of discrepancy where movie actors look down on TV actors, though? I think it's changing, don't you, Dean? It's changed. Yes. So it used to be like that.

It has changed. Things like you've got Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Meryl Streep doing TV series now, you know, with Pretty Little Lies. So a lot of big stars are actually going to great TV roles. There's a lot of big stars, right? There's like Drew Barrymore's doing TV roles now. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Well, you're right, actually. Jason Bateman with things like Ozark and stuff. HBO and Netflix have had a real big impact on that. Interesting. I don't see him as Jon Snow, though. Like, thinking about him now, I just don't see him as playing the character of Jon Snow.

Because you said Kit Harington. Yeah, you only see that, right? Interesting. Okay, hey, thanks so much, Dean. You have a great weekend. You too. Bye, guys. Bye, Dean. Spy is brought to you by You too. Bye, guys. Bye, Dean.

Spy is brought to you by Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat. Loads of deals every day to selfie-worthy destinations. You can go to grabaseat.co.nz and grab one today. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to the studio, our esteemed team of producers, Ellie and Ben. Hello. Hey, guys.

Hello, guys. Some would say the heart of the Brain Clench Show. One of you featured quite prominently this week, and that's you, Producer Ben, who took on Liam Malone's running record. Does that make the high-low this week? Is that in there? No, because it's too much of a high for me,

and this is about you guys. You didn't put your own race against a Paralympic champion in the high-low this week. No, I didn't. It's definitely a high for me. It's a big high for this week. Nah, it didn't. Definitely a high for me. It was a big high for everyone. But it's not about me. It's about you guys.

Well, then I need to highlight it. Ben reckons he could take on Liam's record. He reckons he can take on anyone's record. I can take on anyone's record, just whether or not I beat it or not. That's a good point. Liam's record, which he didn't know, is a 10.9. Not bad. Bloody quick.

And Ben ran a 13.19. I mean, you know. Nice. In the world of sprinting, pretty bloody far off. Here's this week's high low. This is a new high low. Hey, guys. Welcome to another week of highs and lows where we break down all the high moments and

the low moments of the week for Brie and Clint. Straight into a low for Clint. There's a video circulating on the internet at the moment that apparently if you scream into a pot, it'll echo your voice back out. So, of course, Brie got Clint to do it and FYI, it doesn't work. I don't have a very high-pitched screamer.

Three, two, one, go. Ah! No, I think you need to go higher. I don't know if I can go higher. I'm pretty sure you can. Okay, here we go. I think it needs to go higher. I don't know if I can go higher. I'm pretty sure you can. Okay, here we go. I think it needs to be higher. Yeah.

Yeah, and then we release it? Yeah. I get it. You just wanted to do it so that I look stupid doing it, even though I see that. Got it! After we asked you why you didn't go on that second date, Clint decided to ask Bree why she didn't go on the second date,

and I have never heard anyone more panicked than this. So, now's your chance. What is the real... Because there's always a reason. There's always a reason. I don't like this. I know you don't like it. Stop pushing me.

Well, I need to because we've got them on the phone. No, we don't. Oh, my God. Just kidding. But don't worry. Brie always gets payback on Clint. And it turns out he's worked at ZM for, what, eight months and doesn't know anyone's names. Very lovely young lady who's going to step up to the mic.

And I'm going to say, it's great to see you. Yes. Emma. I've actually worked for you for quite a while. Have you? Yeah. Yeah, and I appreciate it. And you would say, I appreciate it.

Jack. No, it's Stefan. And you've asked me what her name is probably six or seven times. Because I wanted to learn it and I wanted to commit it to memory. And it is? Celia. No! And this week's Caller of the Week goes to someone that ate a bit too much sushi on their first date.

Victoria, we're interested. What record do you hold? I set this record myself. I ate 17 sushi plates at a sushi chain. You ate 17 sushi plates? I was on a first date, so I was trying to be really impressed and nervous for just stuffing my face. Victoria, what made you do that on a first date? I suppose when there was a, you know, silence and I just grabbed a plate of sushi in my

mouth, you can't be expected to talk and make conversation then. If a girl ate 17 plates of sushi on a first date with me, I would marry her. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. If you've ever wondered what it sounds like behind the scenes during Birthday Banger, Exhibit A. I know you used to love me, but that was yesterday.

And the truth, I won't fight it. Us together, sons say that I should forget her. Until you tell me it's over, these bad old scars. I'm all slow, doers crazy about the way you move. On a day where everybody has to suffer Friday Okie, do we really need to put that bit in the high-low this week? Definitely. The Eagle Rock. No regrets.

Brie and Clint, Eagle Rock. No regrets. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I had dinner with my parents last night. It was my mum's birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday, mum.

I never said it on the radio. Don't worry, I said it to her in person yesterday. Okay, good. That's better, eh? Yeah. What's better,

in person or on the radio? In person. Well, now she's got both. We went to dinner. Me, mum, dad, and my brother. And dad, my dad in particular, is a technology phobe. Like he's terrified of computers, thinks that we're all going to lose our jobs to robots.

The research is actually starting to side with him, to be honest. He's been saying it for about 10 years. We've all been going, you're crazy old man. Sounds like my dad too. Shut up, you crazy old coot. They're going to take all our jobs. Well, it turns out he might be right. Automation is coming for all of us.

Soon our job will be done by an algorithm. But it means that he's kind of been left behind by technology. And I think this happens to a lot of parents. And I think it will happen to us too. We'll get to an age. I don't want to be those people though. Yeah, but you'll get to an age when you can't be bothered learning anything new. Like,

you know how you might have gone around to your grandparents place and they might have stopped at VCRs but they didn't have a DVD player. That was it. They went, look, I've learnt enough. All the movies I want are on tape. So I'm just going to stay here. I remember a time where I taught my nan how to play the Nintendo

Wii. Oh, cool nan! Yeah, she was a cool nan until she played it for half an hour and then she couldn't move her arm for the next two days. Yeah. Because she was playing bowling and she got so into it. She literally... You got Wii Sports Resort for her. Yep. She got RSI in the old wrist. Tennis elbow.

You've got to get her Nintendo arthritis. It's basically just very small, small joint movements. Great for the older generation. But your nan, and I assume she knew how to play it, did she know how to set her games up by herself? No. No. That's the bit you had to help her with, right?

Yeah. We were all giving my dad a big round of applause at dinner last night because he's now using, get this, Google Maps. Well, welcome. Yeah. What, did he have like the old Refidex? He's always had a MacBook in his car. Yeah, the directory Refidex.

Yeah. Oh, God. But more than that, it was just him pulling over and ringing me or mum and going, where am I? And we're like, we don't know, you're there. And my parents... I'm by a shell station well first of all dad they haven't been called shell for five years and i which one there's lots of those i've

got ptsd from a kid as a kid from when my mum would be like get out the book get out the book and we'd be on a highway and she'd expect me a 12 year old kid to read this huge map book i remember when i first got my car and I said to my dad, oh, it's got a computer inside it that can tell you how much fuel you've got left. So it can tell you in kilometres how far you've got to go. Amazing. Most cars have got those now, but at the time it was like, oh, shit, a computer in there.

That's cool. But to him, computer meant something that you go on at home and watch YouTube videos and stuff. Yeah. So he rang my brother and goes, oh, Clint's got a flash new car. And he goes, oh, has he? He goes, yeah, it's got Trade Me, YouTube. Yeah, it's got a computer in it.

So my brother came up and saw my car. He's like, where's the computer? And I was like, oh, no, it's just, he goes, oh, well, this is disappointing. Dad told me we could watch Netflix in your car. Very confusing. I've got a question for you this afternoon. On 0800 dial ZM, what tech do your parents struggle with?

Is your mum like my mum where she goes to me? She just doesn't get Wi-Fi. She doesn't understand it. No. She can't grasp the concept. She will still sit at the computer with the laptop plugged in. She's still hardwiring. Still hardwiring.

She'll be getting great speeds. Yeah, she does get great speeds. But I'm like, Mum, you can sit on the couch and on the iPad. How? No, but I don't understand. Like, where's it connected, though? 0800 dial ZM, text 9696. What tech do your parents really struggle with?

What do they need you to, what are they constantly calling you and asking you how to set up or log into? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, the world is a scary place for all of us. And I imagine as you get older, it gets more and more terrifying, especially as young people start saying things like lit and yeet and wifi.

And you don't know what those things are. What are you talking about? But while we are young, let's have a little bit of fun and laugh at our parents and the things that they don't understand when it comes to technology. I just remembered a really good one from my mum, Mama Di. I'd call her on Facebook. I mean, I'd call her on the FaceTime and she would pick it up

and all I could see was black and then all I could see was her ear and I'd be like, Mum, it's Face was black and then all I could see was her ear. And I'd be like, Mum, it's FaceTime. You need to pull it away from your ear. And she'd finally pull it away from her ear and she goes, what are you doing the FaceTime? I like the ear time better. Some of these stories we're getting are amazing.

The ones that involve grandparents hurt my heart a little bit. Like the text that we got that said, my grandma used to go into the Vodafone store every time she needed help to dial my mum's phone number on her cell phone. I can't deal with how cute that is. I hope they just taught her about Siri and said that she could voice activate it. That's a good idea. Although it doesn't always work.

I showed my dad Alexa. We've got Alexa in our house. And he comes around and he goes, oh, I want That's a good idea. Although it doesn't always work. I showed my dad Alexa. We've got Alexa in our house. And he comes around and he goes, oh, I want to get a music on. Hey, Alexia. Alexia, play the Rolling Stones. Her name's not Alexia, Dad. Hey, Bailey.

Hi there, how are you? Bailey, what do your parents not understand about technology? Whenever I'm playing Fortnite or Xbox, he your parents not understand about technology? Whenever I'm, like, playing Fortnite or Xbox, he just does not understand it. What does he think you're doing? He knows what I'm doing, but he doesn't understand, like, the mechanics behind it. Like, he doesn't...

Whenever he tries to give it a go, he will, like, look up in the sky and he won't, like... He sky and he won't look at the controller and be like, what button do I push? He just doesn't understand whatsoever. He's one of those people that you want just to watch you while you play. It'll be more enjoyable for him if he watches, right? That's not just parents.

That's a few people like me. That's me, actually, as well. Yeah, that's me. Jess, hi, Jess. Hiya, how you guys going? What technology do your parents not understand, Jess? I tell my dad whenever he gets new tech that it's voice activated. Oh, my God.

Yep. And so he'll be, like, screaming and yelling, being like, turn on, turn up, turn on. And just, like, swearing to straight losers and models. And, like, yelling at fans and toasters and all random stuff. You told him the toaster? all random stuff. You told him, you're cruel. You told your dad

that the toaster is voice activated. Yeah. Yeah, I did. It will be. It will be. Very shortly it will be. One day.

But I guess you're getting him ready for that, right? But can you imagine him? He's just, he's been to the toilet and he's just done a big number two and he's like,

flush, flush, flush, goddammit, flush. Please, please flush goddammit, flush. Please, oh please, flush. Can I read you this text? That's some good text.

We had capped internet data usage when we were kids. Mum always used to ask if using the printer would use the data because she didn't want to go over the cap. She also used to call gigabytes, tigabytes. That's so cute. What about this one about Facebook? It says, my mum still doesn't get the concept of Facebook and constantly

forgets her password, so she just creates a new Facebook profile every single time. She's currently got five profiles. She must look like... Imagine getting a Facebook friend request every time from your mum that she wants to communicate with you. She'd look like someone like an identity thief or something. She must look like, imagine getting a Facebook friend request every time from your mum that she wants to communicate with you. She'd look like someone like an identity thief or something.

She would look like a scam artist. Hi, Alice. Hi. What do your parents not get about technology, Alice? My mum doesn't know how to top up her phone. The amount of times I've done it every month to do it on the app, on the Vodafone app and she just does not get it. She constantly, and I put her credit card in, she gets her password.

How old's your mum? She just turned 50. She's not even that old. She's not old at all. I remember when texting used to cost 20 cents and my dad was blown away by the whole concept of phones, let alone texting. and he said it cost 20 cents. And I had a cell phone and mum had a cell phone.

He goes, can I use your phone? I want to text your mother. And so I just messaged him. I was like, yeah, but it cost 20 cents. Have you got 20 cents? And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he pulled out a 20-cent coin, and I just handed him the phone, and I was like, we'll just put the coin in.

He spent 15 minutes looking for the – No, he did not. I'm not kidding. He spent 15 minutes looking for the coin slot, he did not. I'm not kidding. He spent 15 minutes looking for the coin slot on my Alcatel OneTouch Easy, trying to put the money in the phone to see the text message. Oh, my God. Speaking of putting things into things,

what about this text? They said, my mum returned a DVD she rented because it didn't fit in her machine. She tried putting the whole case in her VCR player. See, is net, when, she blows on it. Is Netflix good or bad for these people? You know, have we simplified the process or have we made it infinitely harder?

I can just picture people going, wait, so the movies are in the computer. Someone texted and said, my mum hates her smart TV. She screams at it and says, why is there not just channel one, two and three anymore? I hate this. Last one, Amber. Hey, Amber.

Hi. What technology do your parents not understand? Well, even though my mum has guys, she still uses a VCR to record her TV channels instead of upgrading to MySpace. Yes! She does not.

That's right. And she's never used an email in her whole life either. Where is she getting the tapes from? Where does she get the blank VHSs from? She just recopies over the same ones over and over again. What are you going to say? She jumps in her DeLorean and just goes back to 1992. Bree and Clint,

the podcast, ZM, Ditch Winter, Bring on Taylor Swift, in LA, ZM's World Tour. We're about to make another call

for another ZM World Tour winner. Lastly, you had the big job of giving the person their prize. You get one chance. You get one chance at saying it and you screwed it up. Yeah, you had the big job of giving the person their prize. And you get one chance. You get one chance at saying it and you screwed it up. Yeah, I don't want to do it again this week. I'm scared now. You are going to do it again. No! You are. Face your

fears, okay? Okay. We're putting a call through now to someone who's going to LA to see Taylor Swift live in concert. Life changing. What a great prize. This is big. And you have the pressure of giving them the good news. You can do this. You're a great prize. This is big. And you have the pressure of giving them the good news. You can do this.

You're a radio professional. Fine, so you're going to say hello. I'll say hello for you, yeah, sure. And then I'll tell them what they've won. Hello, Amy speaking. Hi, is that Amy? Yeah.

Yeah, Bree and Clint here from ZM. How's it going? Going really good. Just got to quickly pass you over to my friend Bree. Okay. Hey, Amy. Yeah?

How do you feel about going to Wango Tango to see Taylor Swift in LA? She's nailed it! Woo! Oh, my gosh. Everyone in the staff room is disabling me right now. Yell it out. Tell everybody what you've just won. So you don't sound that excited, Amy.

Do you really want to go? Like, is this actually a big deal for you or does this happen every day? No, this is awesome. You're awesome. Okay, you've got flights Thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab a seat as well Two tickets to Taylor Swift Live at Wango Tango

And accommodation You and a friend are off Well done Thank you She might be the best winner We've ever had I know She sounds so stoked

Okay cool Hey this is exciting too We get to announce The next world tour as well Oh this is big So we've just done Taylor Swift We've also done Carleed And Brisbane

Next week It's this. Sadie. World tour. The next epic trip. Hey everybody, I'm Kevin. I'm Joe.

And I'm Nick and we're the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers in LA. Back to LA and this time for the Joe Bros. Damn. That is massive.

They've had some big hits already this year. Let's just check with Amy. Amy, are you excited about the Jonas Brothers? Heck yeah! God, you're excited about everything. I'm so excited. Your first chance to get in the draw for this is with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan on Monday morning. Same

deal. You get to answer a question about LA or a question about the Jonas Brothers and if you get it right, you're in that draw. Once again, thanks to our mates at Air New Zealand's Grabber Seats. Big thanks to those guys. How exciting. How cool was Amy? Amy, let's just see if she's excited about this stuff too.

You still pumped? Yeah. Amy, how good is it that it's Friday today? It's so good. Hey, have you voted in the Australian election yet? I haven't, but I freaked out because I thought I was going to get fined. Because you do get fined in Australia if you don't vote, eh? Yeah, if you're registered to vote and you don't vote,

unless you have a damn good reason, they will fine you. I think that's good. I think they should do that here. This would be really interesting to you. They've just done a poll in Australia of who Australia's most trusted politicians are. And taking out the number one spot, Australians trust more than anybody else,

Jacinda Ardern. Hey, at least the Aussies know what's going on, right? Yeah, so she beat out all of the people who are running for Prime Minister in Australia. I'm not surprised one bit. They were asked to vote on relevance, integrity

and commitment. Jacinda Ardern got 77 points out of 100. Wow. ScoMo, your Prime Minister, got 43.

Bit of a difference. She would make a good Prime Minister for Australia but I think she's busy. Yeah, she's got a bit going on. I thought, in the spirit of that, I've got a list of other people that I want to figure out if you, as an Australian, trust more than your Prime Minister.

We get it, you love Jacinda. Yes, but she's taken. Yeah, she's taken. Do you trust these guys to be your Prime Minister? These are a better option than Scobo. Alright, give them to me. Okay, first one. Someone who parks in a wheelchair park, but then when they get out, they don't have an obvious disability.

Like they might have one, but you can't see one. Do they have the tag? They've got the tag. Oh, then them. Yeah, cool. That's a prime minister view? That's trustworthy enough? Yeah, that's fine.

Cool, okay. What about someone who says that they're vegetarian, but then they eat KFC when they're hungover? Is that more trustworthy than your prime minister? Would you trust them with your country more than Scott Morrison? KFC is good. Yeah, KFC is good. So I get it. Yeah, you get it?

It's relatable. So yes. They've got your vote? I think that's fine. Right. Interesting. Really interesting. It's not going well for ScoMo.

Right. What about this? Okay, cool. Do you trust this guy more than your Prime Minister? Do you trust this guy to run your country? Yeah. A guy who you meet in a park. Yep.

And he's got a super cute dog. Oh my God. It's like a French Bulldog. I'm already hooked. But it's not his dog. And you think that maybe he's just borrowed the dog for attention. And maybe it's like a pickup dog i mean it shows innovation yeah it does show innovation yeah and i love dogs i think i'd go

with him that's your prime minister as well cool okay interesting interesting you trust all those people more than scott morrison i've only got one more on my list okay um uh and it's a group of people do you trust these guys to run your country? Are they truthful? Do you believe them? Do they have honesty and integrity? Yeah. The panel of experts from Married at First Sight.

I'm going to go with ScoMo. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second, one second song challenge where you and I, Brie, go head to head to see who knows more about music. I love this game. Now I'm positive this week.

I'm back in the seat. Hey, there's a possibility. Also, you've got to stop getting down on games that you invented that you're now not good at. We have the same problem with Friday Oaky, which is up next. Also, you've got to stop getting down on games that you invented that you're now not good at. Okay? We have the same problem with Friday Oaky, which is up next. It was your idea. Now you don't want to play anymore.

No, that's more embarrassment. Yeah, true. Yeah, but it's embarrassing for both of us. Yeah, true. Who wants to go first this week? One of us will step out into a soundproof area while the other person takes on as many one-second song hooks as they can. In 20 seconds. I think it's your turn to step out. Yes, correct.

Good luck. Thank you, I'll need it. Ellie, what's my record? Your record is nine. Nine out of ten. Stop. Just so you know, here's your chance to get ten. Yeah, alright mate. See ya. Alright Brie, you can pass if you like, you just need to give me The name of the artist

Or the song When you're ready Ben Hit it off Oh god come on I need to have a good week Um Gwen Stefani Incorrect

Um Lewis Capaldi Correct Ice Ice Baby Correct Um Pass Um

Pass Um One Direction Correct Justin Bieber Correct Whitney Houston Correct Khalid

Yes, nice work mate Alright Clint Hey, I've done worse Yeah, no, that was good I like it Alright I'm back, Brie looks confident Yeah, you better be scared Clint

I can't even remember what I got to be honest Come at me guys, let me at this Alright, you can pass, just give me name or artist, alright? When you're ready Ben Black Eyed Peas Incorrect Lewis Capaldi Correct

Queen Incorrect Vanilla Ice Correct Ava Max, No, Mabel. Yes. Ava Mac. Correct.

1D. Correct. Oh, Justin Bieber. Correct. And the first one was Fergie. Oh. Oh. This is the first time this has happened.

You have tied here. Oh, I'm happy with that. Oh, I'm happy with that. Oh, I'm happy with that. Now, do we go to a tie break? It is a win. Yeah. Have you got one more song up your sleeve, Vin? We can.

So it's a buzz in. Yeah, it's a buzz in. We'll do song 10. And first one to buzz in, all right? Hang on. How is that going to work? That's not going to work. Is it not?

It's not. Because I'm just going to buzz and you're going to buzz. But you probably won't get it. Do we have two? First person to yell it out and you just have to guess who you're going to buzz. Me too. But you probably won't get it. Do we have two? First person to yell it out and you just have to guess who finished first. Okay, you're right. Just yell it out if you know it. Okay, cool.

And if it's Ty, then I'm not going to do it. Sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Daisy! Damn it! Damn you! Damn it!

Yes! Damn it! Now, technically, it's a Rihanna song. But hey, we'll give it to you. No, you always take an artist on the song. No, well done, Clint. Stop trying to help me out. Okay, sorry.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Fridayokey. Thanks, Brian Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Fridayokey! Okay, explain what Fridayokey is for the people who don't know. So Fridayokey, the idea is that you and I are both terrible singers. And we go head to head each week trying to sing a song at the best of our ability and then you as the audience vote on who's the least worst. Yeah, like this.

Baby, you should let me love you, love you, love you, love you. Or like this. You're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you're no. You're in, then you're out. You're up, then you're down. Or like this. We're both gifted angels with beautiful voices, we know. And today we share that with you. Why do you play the worst ones? Because who wants to play the good ones? Yeah, true.

Really? There is no good one. There's also that. Today, you're just as nervous as you've ever been, which you don't have a lot of excuse for Because today you chose the song I did, I tried to pick a song that would be within my range And I've absolutely shot myself in the foot With this Billie Eilish track

Try and hit the da on time, you ready? Da Close, close, close Try and hit the duh on time. You ready? Duh. Close. Close. Close. I wasn't close in the recording. Not necessarily in tune. Rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first.

Okay? This is how it works. Okay? We play our best attempt. We both got 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. We play our best effort, and then you decide. 0800 dials at M. Who wins? Mm-hmm. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, show. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, show. engineer we play our best effort and then you decide oh 800 dials at m who wins ready rock paper scissors show rock paper scissors show you're going first god damn it ladies and gentlemen

welcome to friday oaky here comes jesus take the wheel oh wow raunchy Oh, wow. Shush! Raunchy. Ha ha ha! like no one knows think you're so criminal Bruce is on both my knees for you don't say thank you or please

I do what I want when I'm wanting to my soul so cynical so you're a tough guy like a really rough guy just can't get enough guy chest always so puffed guy I'm the bad type

Make your mama sad type Make your girlfriend mad type Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy Duh. Nice harmonies. Yeah, nice harmonies. That was my first go at harmonies.

Yeah, well done. I'm Friday Oaky. Okay, it's not that bad. Or is it? I don't Okay. It's not that bad. Or is it? I don't know. It's not that bad. I'm just comparing it to my own.

That was Breeze. For the record, that was Breeze attempt. It hurts me to listen. Like, it actually hurts. I'll give you the game. If you want to take the win, I'll give you the game if we don't have to play mine. Are you that underconfident? Like, if we don't have to play this. No, I'm keen.

I'm keen to hear it. Mate, if I have to sit through myself, you have to sit through it. Here we go. Good luck. Friday Oki, take two. Yeah. Oh. My shirt now red, my bloody nose sleeping You're on your tippy toes Creeping around like no one knows

Think you're so criminal Bruises on both my knees for you Don't say thank you, oh please I do what I want when I'm wanted to My soul so cynical. So you're a tough guy, like a really rough guy. Just can't get enough guy, just always so puffed guy. I'm the bad type, make your mama sad type.

Make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type. I'm the bad guy. Duh. Judging by our live studio audience, I think that was pretty good. What happened in the chorus? I don't know. I changed nationalities, I think. You went into like some weird character.

Oh, shut up. Yours wasn't perfect. Five calls. Five calls. Decide to Friday Oki I actually found out How hard It is to sing

A Billie Eilish song I'm keen to can This segment After this week By the way Like I'm keen for this To be the final Friday Oki

But someone has to lose 0800 Dial ZM Will take Five calls Five votes To pick the winner I need this win

I'm on a bad run Did you want a refresher Of how your one sounded No We'll take five calls, five votes to pick the winner. I need this win. I'm on a bad run. Did you want a refresher of how your one sounded? No. No, no. Guy like a really rough guy. Just can't get enough guy. Just always.

Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Oh. Friday Oki. You versus me every week. Who is the worst? Who is the least worst singer out of you and I?

Are we the best singers on New Zealand radio? Like, other than like a Nicomore. Like, does it go a Nicomore and then us? Are we the best? Maybe Lorde. Lorde's not on the radio. She doesn't have a radio show. I mean.

I mean. What? Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. You see what I'm saying? I mean, if we were a... You vs. me every week in a battle of the songbirds. We have been called the greatest radio announcers slash singers in the country by ourselves. But, you know, you be the judge, right? I'm not calling myself that. Today we took on Billie Eilish's Bad Guy.

We both had a shot at it We both went in there with a producer We had 15 minutes each, that's it To do our best effort And we came out with these I just want to hear this bit I'm the bad type, make your mum a sad type, make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type. I just want to hear this bit. I'm the bad guy.

Duh. I don't mind the last line, it's just the rest of it. You don't mind the duh? Yeah, that's it. You up against me. So you're a tough guy, like a really rough guy, just can't get enough guy, just always so puffed guy I'm the bad type make your mama sad type, make

your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type, I'm the bad guy Duh I didn't get that weird effect on the last line like you did that, bad guy Okay now we take five calls to decide who wins.

You're coming off the back of a loss last week with Mario. I think I'm coming off the back of a double loss. I really need this win. Felicia, you get the first vote. Who takes out Friday Oki this week, me or Bree? Oh, I have to say Bree's dart at the end was really strong. But I reckon it's you. You're, like, nice and breathy. Oh, okay.

That's what you like. Yeah. Okay, cool. Sweet. Alright, one vote. Next is Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hello. Sarah, who are you voting for this week? Me or Clint? See, I don't mean to steal it right out of your hands, Clint, but I was going to vote for you. I was so close

until the chorus. Oh. It has to go to Bree from there on. Thank you, Sarah. Appreciate that. I can't believe the chorus let me down. That was my favourite bit. Hi, Emma. Hello, how are you? Good. Emma, who are you voting for? I think you

both did a great job. Don't lie. I'm not lying. I promise. I'm going to have to give it to Brie. Yes! Okay. I need not lying. I promise. I'm going to have to give it to Bree. Yes! Okay. I need one more. What bit was it about Bree's that really cinched it for you?

What gave her the win? The harmonies. I mean, your intro, Clint, was amazing. I really liked it. But Bree's harmonies took it out. This is my first go at a harmony. 2-1. Hi, Amy. Hello, hello.

You can give it to Bree here. If you get this point, you win the game. Please. Amy, who takes out Friday Oaky this week? Clint, you did sound amazing, but Bree's sensual version just took it out. Oh, really? I've got it. I've actually won.

She just had me, you know. Thank you, Amy. Okay, let's see what the last one was because you need to know if you're getting a 4-1 win. Laura. Hi. Who took out Friday Oaky this week? I'm sorry. Thank you Amy Okay let's see What the last one was Because you need to know If you're getting a 4-1 win Laura Hi Who took out Friday Oki this week I'm sorry

I'm going to go for Brie Wow How Congratulations Have you been listening To Friday Oki Laura as well Have you heard some Of the other versions

Oh she's gone Okay She's like And that's all Mic drop moment Okay she's out of here Congratulations I to be honest

yeah i'm very surprised well as the victor as well it means you get a replay no that's the you're a tough guy like a really rough guy just can't get enough it's the harmonies it's the harmonies can you make your mama sad type make your girlfriend mad type might seduce your dad all together i'm the bad guy All together. Duh. Billie Eilish, you're very good at what you do. Love a birthday banger on a Friday. Come on, we need a good one.

This is where we get your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play one of those songs. First up is Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hey. What's your birthday, Paige? It's April 20...

Do you know your own birthday, Paige? Do you need a second? Do you want to just regroup? April 29th, 1996. Sorry. Okay, Paige. It's okay. Nerves get to the best of us.

She's having a few Friday drinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were 16 in 2012 on the 29th of April. Are you sure? Are you positive you were? And on that day, this was number one. Don't shut up and kiss me. No need to tease me.

You don't need to say no more. Oh, Reese Mastin. Reese Mastin. was number one. Oh, Rhys Mastin. Rhys Mastin. How do you feel about that, Paige? Do you like Rhys Mastin? Oh my God, I love Rhys Mastin. Are you a Mastinator? Yes.

Is that what you call Rhys Mastin, Paige? No, you don't. Mastinators. No. Masticators. No. Mastib... Okay. Stop now. Let's go to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. Mastinators. No. Masticators. No. Stop now.

Let's go to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. What's your birthday, Amanda? February 18th, 1991. Okay, Amanda. She's a bit more sure of hers.

Yeah, she's sure of hers. You were 16 in 2007 on the 18th of February, and this is your birthday banger. It's really good to hear your voice. Say my name, it sounds so sweet. and this is your birthday banger. Hinda, or as we like to call them, Discount Nickelback. Hey! Sorry, Brie loves Nickelback and Hinda. I love Nickelback and Hinda.

Do you like this, Amanda? Are you glad this is your birthday banger? Yeah, yeah, this is going to be it. Really? Oh, she's keen. All right, hang on. let it hit this bit. Kroger, he just knows how to do it, eh? It's not Kroger. I know, I'm joking.

That song's all about cheating on your missus, by the way. And Jess, hey Jess. Hi Jess. Hey James. What's your birthday? It is May 21st, 1989. Okay, Jess, you were 16 in 2005 on the

21st of May, and on that day, this topped the charts. Wow. Three 2000s icons today. Shakira, Hips Don't Lie. You've got to be stoked with that, Jess. Oh, I am stoked. I am dancing listening to it.

And your hips don't lie, girl. My hips don't lie. What are we playing today, Bree? What do you want to hear? I got a vibe. You don't have a vibe for Hinda. I know you don't have a vibe for Hinda. I had a vibe straight away with one of them.

Don't. It's got to be Reece Mastin. Oh, really? Yeah, it's got to be Reece Mastin. Oh, really? Yeah, it's got to be Reece bloody Mastin. Over Shakira? Yeah, let's all Mastinate. And actually, actually, over Hinda. You want to Mastinate?

Yeah, let's Mastinate and Reece Mastin. I'll Mastinate with you. Paige, you win birthday banger. Woo! Paige is like, why am I here again? Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Sit in.

Some good news for the millennials. Yeah. Good news for us. About time. Houses are cheap now. No, no, no, no. Apparently, new research has found that millennials are far less likely to cheat on their partners than previous generations. Really?

About time we got some good news. Okay, alright, interesting. So there was a study conducted where the results suggested that people older than 55, so we're talking baby boomers, are more adulterous than people younger than 55. Okay. Do you think that's because they've been around longer and they've had more time to get bored? Like the over 55s,

maybe they didn't do any cheating before they got to 55. I don't know how it works. And I'm not saying that's what's going to happen with me. If my beautiful wife is listening, it's not a ticking time bomb. It might be for her. But do you think that's what it is? They've had longer to cheat.

Or do you think people in our age group just are able to find out easier? It's harder to get away with cheating. We had this chat amongst our group earlier today and how easy it would have been to cheat in like the 70s. How would you ever find out? All you would need is a fake name.

Go to a different suburb and go to the pub and use a different name and they'd probably never find out. Exactly. Whereas these days people are getting caught out on Facebook. Someone's in the back of someone's Snapchat story.

There's a million ways that you can get caught these days. There is. Also yesterday we talked about how millennials are drinking less than previous generations. This is the most health conscious generation there has ever been. Do you think there's a correlation between less drinking and less cheating?

Is that, is that, does it come down to that? Could be. Cause I mean, people always use that excuse, don't they? Or a baby boom is just horny.

I'm going to go with that one. Definitely. They've got all the houses. I've met your mum. They can sleep with one partner in one house. They can sleep in another. Hey, you leave my mum out of this. She never does.

Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. I'd love to bring you these jobs that would be nearly anyone's dream job. And this one, I think, nearly tops all the ones that I've brought to the table. Okay. This job pays $1,800 a week. A week? A week. Yeah.

And it is literally you living in luxury. Okay, yeah. So you know how we are the top show for maritime and aviation news. 100%. It's on our next billboard that's going out. Yep, yep. It's exciting. This involves boats.

Oh. So technically, maritime news. And welcome back to the correct maritime news horn. It's been a long time. That is the longest damn horn I've ever heard. It's a big segment. All right, there's no time for anything else. Let's go to a song.

Okay, that's the end. No, I'm joking. You sure? Because I've got to play the horn if we're finished. You sure? I'm sure. Okay, cool. So this job requires you to travel the world.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I slept. I leaned on it. I leaned on it. Stop leaning on the boat. All right.

It requires you to travel the world testing luxurious yachts. Oh, like super yachts. Super yachts. So apparently there is this new website called Hush Hush. It's like the Amazon for millionaires. That sounds like a porn site, by the way. It does. Why?

How would you know that? There's a strip club across the road called Hush Hush. How would you know that? Because I walk past it to get road called Hush Hush. How would you know that? Because I walk past it to get to my car every day. Oh, well, in the break. Yeah, website's called Hush Hush. Anyway, so it pretty much requires you, because it's recruiting for someone, to review these yachts so that people, like millionaires,

know what the yacht's like before they buy it. Weird job. And weird that it only pays $1,800. Because yacht's like before they buy it. Weird job. And weird that it only pays $1,800. Because it's a lot of money to you and me, but to a rich person, that's not much money. So you're going to get someone like us to come on and review it for a millionaire. And our reviewer's going to be like, Shit, it's flash!

It's leather seats! It's got two toilets! There's a toilet on this boat! Oh, it's so flash, man! There's a heat pump and it warms, it's so flash, man. There's a heat pump and it warms the whole boat. Come and look at this. There's a spa on the top. That's all I'm saying. A review from you

and me is very different to the review that a millionaire or billionaire expects. You know? Yeah, they'd probably be pretty disappointed. So they need to pay more money for that job. It needs to, if you want to attract someone who has the same taste as you, you've got to pay the same money. That job needs to pay like $5,000 a day or something like that. Whoa!

It does. Like a professional. Yeah, pay peanuts, get monkeys. That's the saying. Imagine if producer Ben turned up to do that job. Got a nice barbecue. It's so nice you can walk around without your shoes on. All right.

Look, he's impressed with that feature Anybody with boat knowledge Head to hushhush.co.nz Forward slash xxx Forward slash Play the horn Oh look it's the end of the show.