ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 11th 2020

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

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Oh, there once was a man named Finnegan. Finnegan. What was it? He had hair upon his chin again. And then it was something a bit crude, wasn't it? Does the sum part of it go Finnegan again again again? And he was Finnegan again. Is it Thinnegan?

Don't say Fingeningen again. Fingeningen. Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. How was your weekend? Wonderful. On the weekend, he got to resume his true love Which is golf I saw

You golfed on the weekend So good I had a great round And for my birthday You guys got me a golf cart Yes, you're welcome How'd she run? And my golf game's never been better

There you go Beautiful Nice You're welcome Yeah, it was great. I saw it on his Instagram and I was like, well, he'll be thanking us soon. We'll get a review of that. Did I see you dragged your girlfriend to the golf course?

Yeah. Yeah, she wanted to come for a wander. Does she golf? No. No, she does not golf. Did she have a hit? No, I didn't let her. Not on my clubs, mate.

Are you joking me? She just went round the bloody nine holes. Are you kidding? There was something to do. We've been in lockdown all this time. Did she not want a hit? No, she didn't. Well, there was someone else playing as well.

I'm going to message her and say that's a good excuse the next time you want to go have a hit. She can say, not on these clubs. Did you have to pay for her If she was just watching Nah nah She doesn't play I can't believe you didn't even Let her have a hit

She didn't ask She's probably scared of you Because you've been like See these clubs These mean more to me than you do This is David He's my friend not yours Don't even look at him

Don't even look at him See this See this nine iron Just be careful What Oh what were you going to say Don't look at him! Don't even look at him! See this nine-eyed? Just be careful. Is it what? Oh, what were you going to say? I wasn't going to say anything dirty.

Okay, good. Why do you always assume? It's you. Do you remember that Adam Sandler song? Where it goes, see that bottle of champagne? No. Okay, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. I remember the song recently where he's like, keys, wallet, keys, phone. Phone, wallet, keys. Keys, wallet, phone, or something like that. Don't worry I remember the song recently Where he's like Keys wallet

Keys phone Phone wallet keys Keys wallet phone Or something like that No I don't know that one You don't know that It's from his new stand up On Netflix

It's so good It's so good He talks about the three things you need On a night out When you walk out of your house Keys wallet phone Keys wallet I think it's keys wallet phone

Keys wallet phone All I need is my keys, wallet, phone. That is all you need. Yeah, literally. As a man, what are the things you need as a woman? Oh, lip balm. Maybe the lipstick that you're wearing if you want to top it up. What else, Ellie?

Emergency tampons. Yeah. Oh, well, it depends. Yeah, right. We don't need them 24-7. If it's that time of the month, then yes. Oh, that's the worst. Never just sneaks up on you, though?

You know what? You can do. You know what? This is a bit crude, but that is a horrible time if it is that time of the month and you get blind. Blind? You get what? Oh, right.

Drinking a few beers. Yeah, yeah. If you have a few drinks and then... Because obviously you need to change it Yeah yeah Like every four hours So You've lost track of time You're like oh it's only five beers a clock Yeah and

And then when you remember It's quite difficult Yeah right It's quite a difficult task You don't agree? You don't have that problem? Oh no Because I have an IUD

Just me then Ben and I are trying to be polite But I don't have anything to contribute I don't care I'm just saying there will be so many girls Listening right now going Ben there And you're trying to go

How do I get this Sing oh bad No I mean Damn it See Ben we're talking about this because you didn't let your girlfriend golf See? This is all your fault It's my fault

Damn it Ben, not again Damn it Ben Damn it Ben Anything else we need to cover off? Oh, maybe just talk about how we found out here in New Zealand I don't know where everyone else is, but we're going into level two. Yeah, obviously that wouldn't be in the podcast. Yeah, we did a whole, yeah, it's not in the podcast.

Yeah. No. So that's exciting news. We took the Prime Minister live to air and she announced that we're stepping down a level in our lockdown. Which means like retail opens back up, restaurants. Is there any retail you're gagging to get to? Nah.

To be honest I can't say I buy Anything retail? Like going to a store I usually will buy Like say You're such a millennial I buy it from their website

Yeah yeah Doesn't mean I don't buy local I just buy it from their website Yeah totally Brie also doesn't have a TV She's such a millennial Nah that's a lie I definitely have a TV Is's such a millennial Nah that's a lie I definitely have a TV

Is yours 60 inch? 65 Yeah mate Is it? Nah I think it's 52 to be honest Do you want to buy it? I want to get rid of it I'll have it

Nah I don't want it Why? $100 Well I'll think about it Really? Yeah Let me come back with the counter Is this fucking buy and sell?

Get a Trade Me account. We're turning into a podcast. What do you guys think? Hold on. This is a good question. What do you guys think if you go over to someone's house and there's no TV? That they're arty. Yeah.

Oh. Do you judge them? No. Well, I judge them as being like hip and cool. Like, is it a cool house without a TV? Is it cool to not without a TV is it cool to not have a TV no but people

like to think they're cool by going I don't even watch TV I agree they love to say that I think it's uncool and then they'll talk

about Netflix and they'll be like how do you watch that and they'll go I'm a laptop oh so a tiny TV a tiny little TV that you take into

your bedroom with you I'm talking about people who don't have a TV and don't Netflix as well and when they get home they just put a record on or read a book. Seriously, they're

the type of people that if they were on the news because they had murdered someone, I'd be like, yeah, I believe that. Right. It's just strange to me. That you have no... Oh, me too. TV raised me, so I understand that.

Same here. But to be honest, so I understand that. Same here. Yeah. But to be honest, like I... And I know what those people would say. They'd be like, you know, I can get all that stuff. I'm going to enrich my brain with art and books and whatever. And I agree with that. But then don't you get bored sometimes?

Yeah, sometimes you just want to watch some like trash. Yeah, sometimes. I do anyway. Yeah. I just want to watch something and it's not narrated in my own voice because I have to read it and then narrate it in my own head. I'd be more likely to judge someone with a TV in their room than not have a TV at all.

What? Judge them before having one in their room? Yeah, if you had one in your bedroom. At least you've got a TV in your bedroom. Yeah. Do you actually? A giant one. Yeah, huge.

Way too big. I've had a tv in my room before gaming and bed and stuff i don't have one but that would be dope it's mean yeah and they say they say did your wife say no no no no no no no she'd be keen because they say there's some people say don't put a tv in the bedroom it's honestly it's the end it'll be the end of your relationship as you know it you You'll just get lazy. But YOLO, bitch. I'm so keen to just chill with the person I love and watch some movies. Yes, that's what you like.

That's our favourite thing in my relationship. Well, it's my favourite thing. Yeah. So suck on that, Ben. No, but you know what is good about having a TV in the bedroom if it's like up on the wall or something? YouTube tutorials. Well know what is good about having a TV in the bedroom if it's like up on the wall or something? YouTube tutorials. Well, that is good. But it means you can like cuddle and like not have to –

someone doesn't have to sit the laptop on the – you know, so it's like awkward. So, Ben, you're wrong. When we were trying to have a baby, we were watching a lot of Netflix and stuff, not related. But if we were watching the laptop in bed, Lucy wouldn't let me sit the laptop on my lap because she was like, oh, it'll nuke your thingies.

Oh, yeah, right. And then we won't be able to have a baby. So she, do you guys believe that? Well, I don't know. I just listen to whatever my wife says. But it makes sense. If there's a hot laptop, and my laptop gets quite hot. Your balls aren't meant to be hot, right?

No, they're not. Did you know that? There's a buzzy fact for you. Did you know testicles are on the outside of your body? I did know this. Because your sperm has to be at. No, they're not. Did you know that? There's a buzzy fact for you. Did you know testicles are on the outside of your body because your sperm has to be at a certain temperature? And then, yeah, and then when you're cold,

that's why they go up into your stomach. They're magical things. They can also predict the weather. No, they can't. Yeah, they can. You've got to get them out though.

Like if I got them out right now and I went outside, I could definitely tell you whether it was cold or not. Oh, yeah. Oh, my. Hello, Dad. Dad's back.

I just wait for him to do a dab after those jokes now. Dad. Dad dab. Yeah, do it. Look, I gotta go, okay? I gotta make like a bald man and get out of here. I gotta make like a baby and head out. I gotta make like a

leaf and tree. No, I fucked it up. Nice one. Nailed it. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Afternoon, everybody. Brie and Clint, happy Monday. Yeah, happy Monday. Judgment Day. Oh, yeah, press conference today, 4pm.

Four o'clock. Jacinda Ardern and Bloomfield will announce exactly what's happening. What do you want? I just want them to do whatever with the knowledge that they have, Bloomfield will announce exactly what's happening. What do you want? I just want them to do whatever with the knowledge that they have, do whatever's right. I don't think we're ready. I don't.

I'm not being facetious. I'm not being stupid. I don't think we're ready. I don't think they're going to say that we're ready either. I don't want another week of lockdown. But at the same time, I don't want this all to be for nothing. And I know people are hurting and I know businesses have got to open, but I feel like we need another week.

I feel like we need another week, almost at least another week. I heard there's a couple of epidemiologists today suggesting that we do three more weeks of level three and then go straight to level one. So skip level two altogether and just do three more weeks of full lockdown and then go straight into level one, So skip level two altogether and just do three more weeks of full lockdown and then go straight into level one, open everything up. To be honest, we've come this far.

I feel like we're used to it now. What's another week, right? To go back into it, I think would be a lot harder. We're going to take the press conference and the words from Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern

live to air at four o'clock as they come out. So as soon as that news is available, you're going to hear it live here on ZM. So you're sorted, really. Yes, we will wait and we will see what they say. In the meantime, something a bit lighter and brighter. If you don't listen to this show often, I have a baby by the name of Tui. She's 10 months old today. Oh, happy 10 months. Happy 10-month- the name of Tui. She's 10 months old today.

Oh, happy 10 months. Happy 10-month-years-old Tui. Congratulations. Congratulations us for making it this far. On the weekend, I have a strong feeling that she said dad for the first time. I do. I have a strong feeling that she said dad for the very first time. And are you claiming that's her first word?

No. No, not her first words. It's not her first word. No, her first words were mum. Sorry, mate. I'm so sorry to hear that. That's okay. It'll be rude for her to say dad is her first words on the weekend of Mother's Day. I understand that. It's pretty devastating. The fun bit is I got it on video.

Yeah, I saw it. So we can judge it together. So I can play you this clip of Tui and you listening, you can go, oh yeah, I believe Clint I think his daughter did say dad for the first time and he got it on video. Or you can go that's the sound of a crazy man who desperately wants his daughter to say

dad and he's hearing what he wants to hear. I've got the recording and I'm going to play it next and we can figure it out together, yeah? Alright, sounds good. This is Sons of Zion. Come home on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Over the weekend it was Mother's Day. Hopefully you were able to do something for your mum, even by a distance over the weekend. Yeah, something just to let her know that you were thinking about her, which you should be doing all the time. Sunday was all about the mums. Especially Sunday.

You should have stepped up. Saturday though for me, I'm like I'm keen to call it Father's Day. Because, because I tell you this. You only get one. I know. There's only one day a year. I'll take this one. On Saturday, my daughter Tui, who is 10 months

old today. Yes. And not talking, talking. She's babbling and doing lots of stuff and we believe that she has given us a mum mum mum mum mum before. A couple of months ago you said. A couple of months ago yeah she was in the bath. Quite early for the mum. Yeah. Quite early.

Yeah she loves her mum. And that's come out every now and then. However I think on the weekend we might have got the first dad out of her. Yeah this is big. I'm really excited about this. So we're playing in her room. It's just me and Tui. And she'd only just woken up.

And I was videoing her. She likes to see herself in the camera like dad. And we just have the video on front-facing sometimes. And it makes her smile. And sometimes she'll make noises. Yeah. And so this is what I got. I got footage of this and I believe that I might have captured

her first dad on video. I mean, what are the odds of that in the first place? What are the chances? Yeah. Extremely rare. However, I am a proud dad who may be hearing what I want to hear and I am aware of that. Okay.

Yes, I have seen parents definitely do this before where they're like, oh, she said photosynthesis. No, she didn't. She farted. She farted. So I'm coming into this with an open mind. Okay. I'm going to play it for everybody.

And if you're listening and you have an opinion, maybe you're a baby language expert and you can text it and tell us. Is that a thing? I don't know. It could be. If it is, I'd like to know. At and you can text it and tell us. Is that a thing? I don't know. It could be. If it is, I'd like to know. At the start, you are going to hear a fart noise, okay? That's not what I'm talking about. Okay. That's me making the fart noise with my mouth. Sure

it is. To make her smile. It is, okay? Here's the clip. Let's just listen to the clip together and then we'll go around the room and see what we think. Did you just say dada? I'm going to have to go back and watch the tape. Dada? Wait, play it one more time.

One more time? Is there like a shortened? Without the fart? Yeah, there's a shortened version. Just this bit here. There you go, that slowed down. I'll give you the full clip, the context. I'll give you the full clip, full clip.

Did you just say dada? I'm going to have to go back and watch the context. Give me the full clip. Full clip. Did you just say dada? I'm going to have to go back and watch the tape. Dada? It's pretty clear it's dada. Sounds like dada, right? Isn't it? Do we all agree that it sounds like dada? Yeah, to me that's dada.

It does, right? I have had Ben slow it down, like you said, just so we can be sure. This is the slowed down version. Dada. I hear dada. Yeah. But then again, you guys are invested in this relationship too.

You want it to be dada for me. Yeah, I do. Yeah, of course. It's exciting. So, Ben, is there any way to enhance that slowed down one any further? Like can we run like an enhancement filter over that one time? I've slowed it down a little bit more. Yeah.

But, yeah, you can hear it. Yeah, so this is the better quality one. The one below is the slower one, yeah. Okay, we'll just try one more time and then I'll be sure. This is my daughter, Tui. Oh, it's something. You guys have planned something.

This is her first time with her saying dad, potentially. Dan Carter is the greatest all black of all time. Amazing. It's even better than I'd hoped for. Oh, you must be so proud. Oh my God. She's bilingual as well. Daddy's even better than I'd hoped for. Oh, you must be so proud. Oh, my God.

She's bilingual as well. Daddy's Bill. So I found this on the internet this morning, and it's from 2016, but it'll make sense in a second. But I spent a good 20 minutes laughing. And I know I shouldn't have because it's quite morbid, but you'll see. Anyway, it's about five weeks until Big Brother comes back in Australia, which I'm pretty sure we might get it here in New Zealand.

Wait, are they starting a new one? They've already filmed it. What? Yeah, so it's all different now. So they've already filmed, they've already been filming. Yeah. And it kicks off in five weeks. Oh, so they're not showing it, they're not showing live dailies like Love Island.

No, so it's not live anymore. It's pre-done. It's pre-done. It's pre-done. And they've been taping it now. So they've been taping it, yeah. Got great isolation from it. I know. They could well be the only COVID-free community left in Australia.

Pretty much. But I guess we'll see how it plays out on the show. Yeah. Exactly. Drop someone in who's got it as a plot twist. It's not ideal. Anyway, there was this story that came out off the back of, you know, the reboot of Big Brother Australia and it was talking about one

of the most iconic episodes of reality television in history. And so this took place on Big Brother but it was Celebrity Big Brother in the UK and essentially it was a big mix-up in the house. So it was January 2016. And have you ever heard of the name Angie Bowie? No. So that's David Bowie's ex-wife. Oh, yes, 2016.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she was in the Big Brother house, right? Anyway, she gets the horrific news that David Bowie has passed away, which was horrible. It was a secret battle with cancer, so not many people really knew. Anyway, Big Brother obviously had to deliver that news. She has a child with him, et cetera. And so she's gotten this news and she doesn't really know what to do in the house.

This is David Bowie's ex-wife. Yeah. So she's sitting there and obviously that's horrible news to get. And another girl comes over. Her name is Liza, I think. Big celebrities on Celebrity Big Brother. Yeah, right. Just huge. Oh, no.

So this is Tiffany. Tiffany comes over and goes, what's wrong? And take a listen. Tiffany, you've got to do me a favour. Anything. You can't say a word. David's dead. No, he's not.

Shh. Shh. You can't. You can't. You can't do that. Are you serious? Shh. Sit down.

Stop it. Stop it. They're all going to know. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. What happened? What happened? It just happened now. Wow. It's cancer.

And you've got to please stay calm. Please. See, you might be thinking Tiffany, who probably didn't know David Bowie, very upset. Very upset. Which I mean... Hooping and a hollering. It's upsetting news, but probably a little too upset.

The mix-up comes where there's also another housemate in the house called David Guest, who's a famous person. Tiffany, when she gets the news that David has died, assumes it's David Guess, the housemate. To be in her defence, fair enough. They just said David. To make it worse, David Guess, the housemate at the time, was sick with a flu. Still in the big brother house.

In bed. Anyway, things start to go to crap. Tiffany, who's the one who's losing her mind, thinks that one of the housemates, David Guest, has died, runs out to tell the other housemates. Tiffany. He told me that David is dead. David.

Yes. David. David. Yes. She said he just died and I can't hold this in by myself. No. Where's David? Where's No. Where's David? Where's David?

Where's David? He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. Why the f*** does she hate him? She said don't tell anyone. First of all, she goes, you can't tell anyone. You've got to keep this to yourself.

She runs straight out to the pool and tells everyone that David's dead. Yeah, but if there's a dead guy lying in the bedroom, she's obviously got to tell someone. Yeah, good point, I guess. And anyway, so obviously, it's a dead guy lying in the bedroom, she's obviously got to tell someone. Yeah, good point, I guess. And anyway, so obviously it's a horrible mix-up and it all comes to light when one of the other housemates figures it out. She means her ex-husband, David. She did not say that.

She said David Gass. I said David Gass. She said yes. But David Bowie ain't dead either. No, David Bowie is dead. Well, they didn't know that. I love how she threw her under the bus. She's like, she said David Gass.

No, she didn't. Someone needs to be careful how they break the news about little Richard to this cast of Big Brother. I hope there's no one in there called Richard. Anyway, Big Brother Australia back in five weeks. Brie and Clint. Last week, Adele put her new Instagram picture up and set the bloody internet on fire, didn't she?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you. She looks like a different person. Yeah, she has had a dramatic change. Obviously, she's been in hiding for quite a long time. We haven't seen her post on social media for quite a while. So people were absolutely going nuts for this picture. Yeah, because she's undergone a radical transformation. Yeah, but should it be that big a news?

Well, you and I have been talking about this and... I just don't think it should be. No, it shouldn't be. And no person's weight, we both feel no person's weight, particularly women's weight, should be a news headline. I just feel like in 2020, I can't believe, you know, I get

that it's obviously shocking to see the picture and you're like, oh my god, she looks so different, but like, oh, my God, she looks so different. But, like, the way the media just drag it on and on and on and then, you know, young girls will read those stories and they will think that for people to, you know, take notice of them or talk or say, yeah, to have a success in life, you need to have this dramatic weight loss.

And I just think we're better than that in 2020. Do you think people would have reacted to it differently? Because Adele has been sort of incognito for a long time. Well, she's been going through a lot of stuff. Been through a divorce, right? Yeah, horrible things. There's meant to be a new album on the way. She's been recording new music.

But if there had been like a post a month type thing where people had seen it coming on gradually because when the photo went up it was like, holy shit, that's not Adele. Yeah. That was the initial reaction to it. You know what, I wish I could say, yeah, if she posted gradually it wouldn't have been, but I just think

it would have been. Still would have been news, right? A huge news story the whole way through and I just think that that's yeah, it would have been the same right? A huge news story the whole way through. And I just think that that's, yeah, it would have been the same, in my opinion. I saw this because there's so many different takes on it as well. And I read a couple of articles online by female authors saying that Adele's weight loss is anti-feminist. Oh, God.

Which you can't win. As Adele, you can't win, can you? I just think. Because they're going, well you bowed to societal pressures to be thin so you've stabbed women in the back. To be honest it's none of our damn business what she

weighs. I don't care what she weighs. I love her music. I care what she writes about because that's what I'm listening to. I don't give a crap. But then a part of me, it's so hard. Like when you're, you know, following these celebrities, you become attached to people, especially people who share such, you know, big parts of their life. So for me personally, I have loved Adele for a long time because you connect with her when you're the most vulnerable, when you're going through a breakup, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's literally a foil for all of your emotions, right? Literally. So you feel like she's singing about what you're feeling so you have this connection with these celebrities, right? And I went to see her in concert and she's just one of the most, you know, down-to-earth, genuine people. And because, I mean, I've been a bigger girl my whole adult life and I felt like Adele was like, you know,

just someone I kind of looked up to where I was just kind of like, gosh, she's just a badass bitch and she doesn't care about what people think, which I still don't think she does, but it just sucks a little bit because I felt like, I was like, oh, we've lost one, you know? I know that sounds so ridiculous, but it's hard when you are a bigger female, especially in the media, like because, you know, you do get ridiculed more for being a certain way.

Some people will feel they've lost a person who represented them in the public eye. Is that a fair thing to say? Like, yeah, I absolutely felt like she represented, you know, for a lot of people that would look at a lot of celebrities and be like, oh, you know, they all kind of look the same. They do. They're all kind of really thin and whatever. And Adele was super

successful and she just the way she's just how she was. That's what made her even more special to a lot more people, I think. I know that sounds so horrible, but it's true. It's just a weird layered conversation. And some people go, well well she's on the public eye so she has to be open to this kind of thing

which I don't think is fair either but it's not gonna not get commented on. Yeah. We talked about like the first time she goes back on Graham Norton and if that's her first like public, proper public appearance Yeah. Like Graham he has to say something. Maybe he doesn't

maybe he makes a stand and he doesn't say anything Which I mean, yeah fine it's fine I guess to say something. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he makes a stand and he doesn't say anything. Which I mean, yeah, fine. It's fine, I guess, to say something. But I think just to drag it and drag it and then turn it into all these other big conversations around anti-feminists and all that crap. You've just got to be so careful with it too because especially younger women

and younger people specifically, the conversation around it is just so like layered. And she'll feel that as well. Absolutely. She'll cop all that negativity. And you don't know why she's done it. You don't know how she's done it. Why do you think she's done it?

You know what? It's none of my business. But to be honest, I feel like, you know, she's been through a divorce. She's had kids. She's probably had a really tough time. Yeah. And she's been so famous for so long and she would have you know finally got to the point where maybe she was like i'm gonna do this

for me and i think that's great for her if she got to that point and i think it's great if she was happy the way she used to be as well yeah if she was happy that's the main thing yeah so whatever she has done if she did it for happy, that's the main thing. Yeah. So whatever she has done, if she did it for her happiness, that is the main point. Hard to tell from the photo, but she looks happy. She does look happy. There's only one photo and she looks quite... Well, we'll see when the next album comes out.

Strap yourself in, guys, because there's some big time new flat drama. No, no drama. No, no, no, no drama. Not mine, thank God. Oh, right. I was like, ooh, person.

No. No, not mine. But I heard this from a friend of mine and she was telling me this story about her friend who has just moved out of her old flat and she's recently moved into a brand new flat. Cool. So moved into a new flat with two other girls who are already living there.

And she's a girl? She's a girl too. Yeah. So moved into the new flat, two other girls living there, all about the same age. Anyway, she also, before she moved into this new flat, she has been dating a guy in the lockdown period and I think maybe a couple of weeks before.

So they met each other a couple of weeks ago, so around eight or nine weeks. Yeah. Met this guy, started dating, and then they've been literally just FaceTiming and stuff, obviously all through lockdown because they haven't been able to see each other, but still dating. Anyway, she's been there for about two weeks

at the new flat. I think I know what it's going to be. Yeah. Conversation was brought up the other day and one of the girls who already lives in the flat started talking about her ex. Her ex of of three years who she broke up with about three months ago. Mm-hmm. Turns out her ex has the same name, coincidence, as the new guy that the new girl that just moved in is dating. Does he also have the same face and genetic code?

Crazy. Also has the same last name and looks exactly the same because it's the same dude. Innocent mistake. It's not her fault. It's not her fault. It's not her fault. So this is where it gets really hard, right?

Because I said to my friend, you know, okay, so what's happened? Yeah. She said, so she was talking to my friend about it to get advice. So the girl who's like was living in the flat, she doesn't know. Oh, she's figured it out without telling her. Exactly. So she figured out the guy was the same before the new flatmate has come to that realisation.

So she's sitting on the information. So she's sitting on this information. She's just moved in. She's spent all this money. She's signed a bond. She's still seeing the guy. Blah, blah, blah. Still seeing the guy.

She also hasn't told him. That she's living with the ex? No. Ah! Because obviously how would he know because he can't come over. So she hasn't seen him. So what is she going to do? She has no bloody idea.

Whatever she does she has until four o'clock today to make up her mind. Because if we change to level two he's going to want to come over. He's going to want literally D-Day. So this is where everyone listening comes in. I want people to call 0800-DIAL-ZM.

You've heard the situation. What the hell does she bloody do now? I think I know what she should do, but I'll hold on to that. Hold that. People can also text us on 9696. I really don't know what I would do. To sum it up, she's accidentally moved into a flat with her new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.

Yeah. And neither of them know. And yeah, neither, into the lion's den. What does she do? 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. We'll figure it out. That's right.

We've got three minutes. We'll figure it out. Bree and Clint. The old flat drama happening. And it's probably because, you know, in reality, New Zealand, quite a small place. Yeah, we all know each other. You know, everyone knows someone who knows someone.

Who's humped someone. Who's humped someone. That's exactly what's happened here. So this is the situation. Girl has moved out of her flat. She's moved into a new flat with two other girls. She's realised without the other girl knowing that she is dating that girl's ex and has been for the last eight weeks.

They've been doing it over FaceTime and stuff because of lockdown. But they did meet up just before, like a couple of weeks before. I should have asked, have they done stuff? They've done stuff, right? Yes, yep. So the relationship is – It's pretty well cemented. Are they exclusive?

I think so. Yeah, right. Like so, I mean, what do you do? You've just paid bond and you've signed a lease and all that stuff and you found out that the girl you're living with is literally the ex of the new boyfriend. Let's get some advice from the people. Hi, Pip.

Hi, Pip. Hi, how are you guys doing? Good, thank you. What would you do in this situation? Rightfully, I would just tell her. Like, I mean, if you're planning on living there, that's your home at the end of the day. I mean, everyone's adults, so one way or another, they're going to find out. Make it her problem.

I mean, she could always just break up with him and be done with out Make it her problem I mean she could always Just break up with him And be done with it Yeah but I mean come on He might be a good guy And you know Everyone could have A piece of cancer

Move on Yeah Pip's idea is Just be honest Yeah and hopefully You can have your cake And eat it too Keep the boyfriend Keep the flatmate

Well That's a dream situation But then does she really Want to be living with the ex Um who You know like I'm thinking About if I started dating Oh in her situation Yeah like I'm thinking If I started dating someone That's a dream situation. But then does she really want to be living with the ex? Who? You know, like I'm thinking about if I started dating. Oh, in her situation. Yeah, like I'm thinking if I started dating someone new.

Yeah, it's a classic love triangle. I'd be like, I don't want to live with that person's ex. Jackson, fix this situation for us. What do we do? Oh, it's a difficult one, eh? Like if I was a flatmate, I mean, I really wouldn't like seeing my ex come around and all that. But, I mean, at the end of the day, I'm an adult. She's an adult.

You know, you've got to be mature about it, I think. Yeah, Jackson, do you think that would last until Friday night and if the girls get on the vinos and then, you know, all shit breaks loose? Because it's fresh as well. It's only like a three-month-ago, the breakup of a three-year relationship. Yeah, all right. I like it, Jackson. Be mature about it. And Michaela's here too. Hey, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, all right. I like it, Jackson. Be mature about it.

And Michaela's here too. Hey, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thanks. How are you? Yeah, not too bad, thanks.

That's good. What would you, better than this girl's situation, I'm sure, what would you do in the situation? Well, to start with, you probably want to tell them, but to be honest with you, I'd probably move out because, in all honesty, what's going to happen in the long run? People talk shit. I mean, you know, they don't.

And not everything's going to be honest that's coming out of her mouth, and so she's going to be hearing all these things about her boyfriend. Slash hearing things at night time because they live together. Here's a take on it. And I mean, when a relationship ends, how often does it actually end on a good note? For the last person that they dated, especially when it's fresh, it's always going to have negative stuff to say about them.

And do you really want to hear that all the time? No. Here's a take on it too. Flatmates are not forever. Whereas a relationship could be. That's the idea of getting into a relationship, right? You don't get into it with the hopes that it will end after the term

and you get your bond back. You know, you're going into this for a long-term thing. So do you just go, oh, I'm going to give the relationship a go and find a new flat? So, okay, in saying that, Michaela and Clint, so in saying that, she goes to the flatmate and she goes, I'm moving out. I need my bond back and I need to get out of the lease.

And the flatmate goes, like hell you are. And she goes, I'm dating your ex. She goes, all right, fair enough. Yeah, you're not getting your bond back. But if you leave now, I won't slash your tires. Doctors are saying it's more rare than winning the lottery, getting pregnant a couple of weeks due date apart. It's the couple from Auckland and they join us right now. It's Taryn and Kath. Hello, ladies. Hey, Taryn. Hi, how are you guys doing?

Do you feel like you've won the lottery, Taryn? I need to ask straight away. We pretty much have, yes. I mean, pretty crazy times in your household. Obviously, you're a same-sex couple, you and your partner Kath, and you both ended up getting pregnant at pretty much nearly the exact same time. How did that come about? Yeah, you know what? It's absolutely crazy, this story. We are very, very excited. I was just trying to find Kath. I don't know where she's gone to now. But basically, we landed up finding the donor on a Facebook group, the same donor for both of us. So we decided that we would try and get pregnant.

Kat went, uh, for her insemination and two weeks later I had my insemination and pretty much a week apart to the day we found out that we were both pregnant. Did you ever think something like that would actually happen where you both got pregnant at the same time? Never, never, never. Did you ever think something like that would actually happen where you both got pregnant at the same time? Never, never, never. You know, for an ordinary couple to fall pregnant first time is pretty rare because, you know, they take really 6 to 12 months. Wait, was this the first time you guys attempted as well?

Well, for me it was my second cycle, but for Kat it was her first. Whoa! Okay. What's the deal? Do you guys have the same due date? We are 12 days apart. 12 days apart. Taryn, I had my first baby with my wife last year

and so that was our first journey through pregnancy. Thank you very much. Can I ask, with two pregnant women in the same household at the same time during lockdown, what has been the most in-demand food in your house? The most in-demand food has been McDonald's chips, I would say. Delicious. So how did you handle six weeks of no McDonald's chips?

You don't even want to know how we're tearing at each other and tearing at the walls to try and get McDonald's chips so on on the day lockdown was released we were like there at McDonald's waiting yeah right and fair enough you should go straight to the front of the queue there should be a special line just for you guys yeah pregnancy line we would be happy with that um so yeah that's definitely been our food of choice you're doing this together and you did it at the same time did you deep down did you both want to be pregnant at the same time or Did you deep down, did you both want to be pregnant at the same time or would you have liked to have...

That wasn't the plan, was it? Yeah, would you have wanted to stagger this by a bit? No, we wanted to stagger it for sure. I mean, our levels are not great and that's why we've got better chances of winning the lotto than having this happen.

Yeah. So we had no idea, absolutely no idea. They're miracle babies, Taryn. They are miracle babies. They are. Taryn, have you been overwhelmed with the response? Because this story has absolutely gone global.

What interviews have you guys done? What's the response been like around the world? It's absolutely insane how global we've gone. We're even on Asian websites and Dutch and French and we're everywhere. Yeah. But the response has been great. We haven't received any negative comments on our social media.

Nor should you. We've got our own Instagram and YouTube channel that follows our journey. Really? I was watching it this morning, Taryn. Very good. When are the babies due? So, cats due on the 28th of November and on the 10th of December.

And do you know what you guys are having? Not yet. We should find out in about two months from now, and then we're going to be doing a whole gender reveal and putting that onto our social media too. Hopefully it's a boy and a girl and you're done. One go. I have not had the best pregnancy. One go. I have not

had the best pregnancy so far, so I'm not going again. I'm off. That's it. Kat can go again if anyone's going again. You say that and we said that, but you will see. Can I just say one last thing, Taryn? Thank you so much for being so open and sharing such a personal

thing within your guys' relationship that brings to light and normalises that kind of relationship, beautiful relationship you guys had, and I'm so proud of you guys, and congratulations. Thank you. That's really sweet of you. Thank you so much. Get yourself a nice, well-sealed bin to put the nappies in

because they stink. Congratulations, guys. Good luck. Bye. See you. Thank you. Cheers. Bye.

Sorry about that advice. That was a great story. I'm glad they were clean to share that with us. And I can't believe it was right here in Auckland. Yeah. Like, that's making news around the world. I'll be so happy Maccas is open. I'd be stoked.

Brie and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday. We know you well, okay? Do we just say we're just stressed, okay? Just be sensible.

Please, please don't send us back. Don't have a big house party or anything. Let's do a birthday banger and let's start with... Niralee. Niralee. Hi. Hi, Niralee. What's your birthday?

So it's the 1st of September, 1983. Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 1st of September and this is your birthday banger. J-Lo? J-Lo. If You Had My Love. What year are we talking? 1999.

How do you feel about this, Niralee? Oh, yep. Pretty good. I think this is a banger. It was one of her first, like when she was first like really hitting it big. In music, yeah. Yeah. Okay, hold there, Nerily.

Let's get one for Teresa. Hey, Teresa. Hi. Hey, how are you doing? Good, how are you? Oh, good. Just travelling home from work. Oh, nice.

Love it. Let's do your birthday banger. Might give you a bit of pep for the cooking dinner maybe later. 15th of June, 1976. Alright, you were 16 in 1992 on the 15th of June, and this was Topping the Charts.

Put your clothes on backwards, Teresa. You get crisscross and jump jump. Does that bring back some good memories? Yeah, right. Okay. Sweet. Hold there. We'll get one more for Josh.

Hey, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hey, how's it? Good. Josh, what's your birthday? It is tomorrow, May 12th. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. Yeah. Thank you. You were 16 is tomorrow, May 12th. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. Yeah.

Thank you. You were 16 in 2010 on the 12th of May. So around this time in 2010, this was number one. I'm only going to break, break your, break, break your heart. I'm only going to break, break, break your heart. We love Tyo Cruz. This is a good birthday banger. He has such good tunes, and that's one of the best.

So your birthday tomorrow, Tuesday, level two on Thursday. You might be able to see some of your mates for a beer this weekend for your birthday. Oh, hopefully. If you're safe, right? How old are you turning, Josh? Turning 26. 26, nice.

Okay, wait there. We've got to make a decision between J-Lo, Criss Cross and Tayo Cruz. J-Lo, right? Are you picking J-Lo? I don't know. It just feels like the most standout. I don't know, actually. I think it might be Criss Cross for me.

Oh. Just for the nostalgia because it's that little bit older. Yeah. And it's also upbeat. And I just think it's a good song. Yeah, okay. Yep. Would you go with me on that?

I overlooked it, but... It's a pretty awesome song. Yeah. I guess I'm scarred. I filmed like a replica music video to this song once. So it's... And it's kind of just... I've kind of tried to block that out of my memory.

It's obviously... It's got mental scarring for me. Yeah, influencing your decision here. Yeah, but I'll back you if you want to hear it. It's a great song. I think let's go that one. Teresa, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations.

Oh, great. Thank you. No worries. And happy birthday for tomorrow, Josh. Hopefully you have a good one. He's disappointed. There you go. He's won a birthday banger on ZDM.

Very close. Jump! How high? Real high Cause I'm just a flop A young, lovable, huggable type of guy And everything is to the back With a little slack Cause inside out Is wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-whack How come stopping With something pumping And kicking, jumping R&B, rapping, ball,

Crack is what I'm dumping Ain't nothing suck About Chris Cross We all like Sewing their eggs Do they rock? Say believe that Jump!

Jump! The mad dad will make ya Jump! Jump! A daddy back will make ya Jump! Jump! Chris Cross will make ya Jump! Jump! Uh Daddy Mac will make ya jump, jump. Chris Cross will make ya jump, jump.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, jump, jump. The Mad Dad will make ya jump, jump. A Daddy Mac will make ya jump, jump. Chris Cross will make ya jump, jump. I like my stuff knockin', knockin'. I love it when the girls be like chockin', chockin'. The D-A-W-D-Y-M-A-C. Yeah, you know me.

I got you jumpin' and bumpin' and pumpin' Movin' all around, G In the mix, I'm as a six-step back They try to step to the Mac, then they got jacked To the back, you'll be four in the years That coincidental, act like you know it Don't be claimin' that it's mental Two little kids with a flow you ain't never heard

Ain't nothin' fake, you can understand every word As you listen to my smooth melody The daddy makes you J-U-M-P Jump, jump Feel back, dad, I'll make you Jump, jump A daddy, I can make you Adulence and come up with a smooth melody The daddy makes you J-U-M-P Joe, Joe The Mac Dad'll make you Joe, Joe A daddy Mac'll make you Joe, Joe

Chris Cross'll make you Joe, Joe Uh-huh, uh-huh Joe, Joe The Mac Dad'll make you Joe, Joe A daddy Mac'll make you Joe, Joe

Chris Cross'll make you Joe, Joe Now, the formalities of this and that is that crisscross ain't coming off wet. And for all y'all suckers that don't know, check it out. Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this. Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this. Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this. Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't.

Cause I'm gonna make it a, make it a, make it a, make it a Mac Daddy. Make it a, make it a, make it a, make it a Mac. Cause I'm gonna make it a, make it a, make it a, make it a Mac Daddy. Make it a, make it a, make it a, make it a Mac. Outro Music Joe, Joe. The Mac that'll make it. Joe, Joe. A daddy that can make it. Joe, Joe. Chris Claus will make it. Joe, Joe. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Joe, Joe. The Mac that'll make it. Joe, Joe.

A daddy that can make it. Joe, Joe. Chris Claus will make it. Joe, Joe. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Joe, Joe. The Mac that'll make it. Joe, Joe.

A daddy that can make it. Joe, Joe. Chris Claus will make it. Joe, Joe. Believe it. Zeddy and Bree and Clint, that's Criss Cross and Jump Jump. That's a winner of Birthday Banger. Do you still believe that was the right song to choose? Absolutely. This was good too. We didn't even consider it.

I love this song. We want more Tayo Cruz. What's he up to? Yeah, come back Tayo Cruz. New Zealand moving to level two on Thursday, everybody. A few fine details to go with that, but essentially Thursday. Yeah. That's what you need to know.

News out over the weekend of a very famous person who has done themselves a butt injury. Oh, no. Oh, no. Brian May from Queen. Dude with the big curly afro. The guitarist, the legendary guitarist. Yes.

Second most famous guy in Queen. Yes, that's what I'd say. Most famous guy in Queen now. Oh, Adam Lambert. Does he count as one of the biggest? Oh, he's not bigger than Brian May. No, no, no, no, no. Oh.

Huh? Depends who you're asking, I guess. I guess it depends who you're asking. Oh, no. What's he slipped and fell on? He's revealed that he's injured his baton in a gardening accident. And I know our show has a euphemism when it comes to gardening, but this was outdoor gardening in the actual garden.

Right, so not indoor gardening. Not indoor gardening, no. Because indoor gardening and a nose injury. Yeah, no, we'd be insinuating something else. He has released this statement Brian May from Queen I managed to rip I managed to rip my gluteus maximus to shreds

In a moment of over enthusiastic gardening The musician Not magician The magician stated The musician stated on Thursday on Instagram. What do you mean? What did he do? Did he cop a rake up there?

Or choose a different word. I mean, like, when you step on a rake and it hits you in the behind. You'd have to step at a very interesting angle and sit back at the same time. So suddenly I found myself in hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I've actually damaged. Turns out I did a thorough job. He's torn his butt to shreds. Wait, I don't understand what's happened. Has he hurt the anus or is it the buttock?

So I believe, and we can all interpret this how we like, and I'm interested in Ellie who's the biggest Queen fan of us all. She'd know more about Brian May's butt than any of us. I take it as a muscular injury. I think he's hurt the muscular part of the buttock. Yeah, but with what? Not the eye of the storm, you know? Yeah.

He's old. He's old. He could have slipped. He could have been pulling out a root. But has he gouged it? He could have been pulling out a tree root and he slipped backwards type thing. Has he opened it up?

Does he need stitches? No. Has he got two cracks now? No, it doesn't say... Has he got two cracks now? No, it doesn't say anything about the butt opening, okay? Well, these are the questions we need to know. Yeah, Ellie, what do you think? How do you think he said it? I think it was a muscular tear.

That's how I read it. Yeah, I mean, it was a muscular tear. You don't use the word shredded if you're talking about a different part. Maybe he was saying he was, you know, shredded in that area. I mean, shredded is a word in his vocabulary because he... He shreds, you know, shredded in that area. I mean, shredded is a word in his vocabulary because he shreds, you know?

Yeah, that's true. So maybe he just automatically went to it. I don't know. He's taking some time out to recover. So just relax. It's okay.

They weren't touring anyway. There's a global pandemic happening. Hence why he was gardening. He'll be okay. But could we do a bit of a topic on butt injuries this afternoon?

You had one you were telling us before. No way. You had to sit on a donut for two years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You told us you couldn't sit down for two years. That was not a story-o for the radio. Story-o. That was not a story-o.

No, it wasn't that bad. Did it open or was it like, did you end up with two cracks? It was nothing to do with my butthole-er. Thank you. Oh, right. It was to do with my butthole. Thank you. Oh, right. It was to do with my tailbone, my coccyx. Yeah. And I broke it really badly.

Oh, no. Yeah. No, you laugh. You think it's funny. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Have you ever had a broken coccyx? I'm not laughing.

Have you ever had a broken coccyx? No. No. I haven't had a sick one either. You know how long it took to heal? A year and a half, and then I still had problems. Yeah. I'll bet you did. I'm't had a sick one either. You know how long it took to heal? A year and a half and then I still had problems. Yeah. I'll be you.

I'm sympathetic to your cause. It's just hard to hear about a butt injury without a wry smile. You know what's real gross? Is if I stick my finger into my bum crack, I can actually feel like the piece of tail. Bone floating around. Yes. Are you joking?

You've got a floater in your bum crack. I think it's that. I hope it's that. No, it just feels weird. Quick phone topic. We don't have a lot of time and we might not get anything, but 0800 Darls at M, are you willing to share your butt injury with us? I don't think people are going to call for this.

News out over the weekend that Brian May from Queen Has done himself a butt injury He's shredded his gluteus maximus, he said There's not enough information for me on this No, I'm with you now Like, has he been run over by a lawnmower? He said he was gardening and he shredded it

And he shredded it, yeah How? Not sure, but I thought they're common So let's do a quick round of butt injuries. You know the biggest butt injuries, I think, and I reckon I had a bunch of these as a kid and so would have everyone. Big butt injuries? No, this was big in the butt injury department.

Oh, right. When you'd have a bath as a kid and you'd sit up and hit your... Oh, the tap. On the tap. The only thing worse than hitting your tailbone on the tap was hitting it on the cold tap. God, the bruise that it would leave on your butt cheeks. Quick round of butt injuries.

Let's go first to Phoebe. Hello. Hi, Phoebe. Hello. How are you? Good. What did you do to your butt? Well, I've had two.

One's on my butt and one's in the same kind of area. The first one, I slipped in the shower and I cut my gluteus maximus in half. Oh! I could not sit on one side of my butt for at least six months. So you literally ended up with two butt cracks? I did, yeah, and it was a permanent dent too. Really?

Yeah, right. How many stitches? No, no stitches. I didn't break the skin, I just broke the muscle, and it was just black and purple and green. And all you'd want to do is sit down and relax, and you can't even do that. Jeez, Phoebe. Okay, thank you. Luke's here.

Butt injuries. Welcome. What did you do, Luke? A few beers, and a friend convinced me that I should light a cascade firework and put it, like, between the top of my arse cheeks. Luke! And, no, no, no, and it backfires. No shit.

Yeah, no joke. Literally backfires. Third-degree phosphorus burns between my arse cheeks. Yeah. Luke, can you... Yeah. Yeah, then my friend who witnessed the whole thing did it. I was just thinking what happened to me, and his one didn't backfire,

but he ended up with a heart-shaped scar. All right, that's enough of Luke. Well, at least you saved money on a wax that month. We don't endorse anything that Luke or his friend have done. Thank you for your call, and thank you for listening, Luke, but that's not what fireworks are for. Bad idea. We can only take one more.

Do you want Hamish or Cathy? I don't mind. Let's go with Cathy. Cathy, what was your butt injury? So I was kind of the same as Bree and I fractured my tailbone. Oh my god, Cathy. How bad was it? Well, yeah,

it was bad and unfortunately, I had only just started my job on a dairy farm at the time, so I had only just started my new job on a dairy farm at the time. So I had to like suffer through getting on and off my quad bike for like months after that. And then at home I'd go and sit on my O-shaped pillow. Cathy, it could have been worse. They could have given you a horse to ride around. Yeah, exactly.

Brie had the same pillow, the same donut pillow. Yeah, I had that donut pillow. The one that they give new mums to sit on sometimes as well. Is that a new mum thing? Pretty much, yeah. For some people, yeah, if you need it. What happened was we were jumping down these massive sand dunes and I took a big jump onto a patch I thought was soft and it was actually rock hard.

I was going to, really? So you literally hit a rock with your tailbone? Pretty much, yeah. There you go. There's a disturbing case of butt injuries to round out your afternoon. Don't do those things. Any of that you just heard, especially the fireworks one. Actually, the most recent and maybe the only, no, Elo was there too,

one of your only support acts, one of your comedy peers. Yeah, probably my favourite because the other two aren't here, so I can say that about this woman. Welcome to the show, Laurie Daniel. Hey. Hello. Last on the show when you and Jo, as part of Two Hearts, were opening for Bree's killer comedy set.

God, it was good. And doing that gig at a funeral home somehow hasn't tarnished your career too much. You're on to bigger and better things. Yeah, no, it didn't actually. Luckily, the pandemic distracted everyone. Yeah, I think your Jacinda Ardern cake distracted everyone. Oh, gosh. Like Jean-Claude Van Damme in one of those crazy 80s westerns,

you're straddling two networks at the moment. Yeah, yeah. Two different horses. You're on TV one and you're on TV three. Who's your favourite pick one? Yeah, who do you like more? Whoever's giving me the two different horses. You're on TV one and you're on TV three. Who's your favourite pick one? Yeah, who do you like more? Oh, whoever's giving me the work that week. Fair enough.

And you're still pumping out the hits with two hearts as well. Is it true that you have written a song for daddy Ashley Bloomfield? That is correct, yes. Now, Laura, I need to ask, I've heard parts of the song. Is this from personal experience? Yeah. The parts, yeah. I mean, you always draw inspiration from truth, don't you?

I'd just like to remind everyone, the song is about how I don't want to bone Ashley Bloomfield. Yeah, but I think secretly by you saying that, you actually mean that you do. Am I right? Yeah, yeah. And you don't want to bone him so much that you've made the title of the song, I Don't Want to Bone Your Bloomfield.

In fact, let's take a little bit of a listen to it now from Two Hearts, their new track, I Don't Wanna Bone Your Bloomfields. I don't wanna bone your bloomfield Just tell me about Corona Bloomfield Cos that's what you do best You know about the test I don't wanna pass you Ashley I wanna see you matter-of-factly

Read stats and do your job Swear that won't make me throb Did. Swear that won't make me throb. Did they just say that won't make me throb? Shh, don't repeat it. Are we allowed to play this on the radio? I've heard Laura and Joe's other songs, and we can't play slutty ghost on the radio, that's for sure. I want to give you a scenario, Laura, where this thing is over and

we're back to a situation where we can be closer than two metres away from each other and by then, the song I Don't Want To Bone You Bloomfield has blown up. You guys are nominated for a New Zealand Music Award. Sounds great. It's the big night. You're there

at the awards and because he's done so much, he's been knighted by now, Sir Dr Ashley Bloomfield is presenting the award and you win, can you walk on stage and look him in the eye and accept your New Zealand Music Awards You know what, yes, I will do that and I'll look him in the eyes

and I'll give him a very careful hug Yes Good idea, Laura. Because you don't want to bone him, right? You don't. No. Well, unlike you, Laura, he can bloom my field anytime. That's sad to Laura.

She didn't want to bloom your field? Yeah, no, Laura's welcome as well. Well, you just said unlike Laura. No, I said she doesn't want to. She's keen to get in there. Yeah, not with Bloomfield. Laura and I came. Bree and Clint.

First, I need to talk about an awkward situation that happened at my flat. Yeah. Over the weekend. Yeah. It was probably about 10am on Saturday and I needed something from my flatmate's room. Which flatmate?

Big Gay Al. Oh, yeah. I've been using his phone. Does he have a longer bed? No, he doesn't. He's six foot eight or six six. Pretty tall. Anyway, I've been using his phone

to film some stuff for the TV show so I was like, I'll go knock on his door. He should be up. It's 10am. On what day? Saturday. It's not too early. He hasn't been out. No, he hasn't been anywhere but he's 10am. Yeah, on what day? Saturday. Saturday, yeah. It's not too early. No. Well, he hasn't been out. No, he hasn't been anywhere, but he has been drinking. Anyway, went up to his room and I just knocked on the door kind of quietly because I didn't want to wake up anyone else.

I was like, and then I hear this, here's a second. Oh. Like, you know where it's like a panic, just a second. It wasn't a, yeah, give me a minute. Yeah. It was a panic. Did you hear a ruffling of blankets? I couldn't hear all that much.

I can kind of hear faintly like something playing. Oh, yeah. Were you worried that he had someone else over in your bubble? No, that did not cross my mind at all. That's not what your mind went straight away? No, my mind went somewhere else. Anyway, it was probably about 20 seconds, 30 seconds later, and he goes, come in.

And I walked in. Were things particularly tidy? It was dark. It was completely dark in the room. So he didn't have any lights on. Curtains were drawn. He had his laptop sitting on this like kind of bench thing no no no and he was watching a tv show oh right okay and he goes oh i bet you

thought i was doing something else yeah and i said yeah well my mind did cross yeah because you did a panicked reaction yeah does he have a lock on his bedroom door he doesn't yeah and this is what and i said to him i was like why don't you lock your door and he said i don't he ever lock on his bedroom door? He doesn't. Yeah. And this is what, and I said to him, I was like, why don't you lock your door? And he said, I don't have a lock on my door. Yeah. And I kind of thought to myself, that should be a mandatory thing. In a flat.

In a flat to have locks on the doors. But no one does. I don't have, I mean, I flat with my wife. Oh, God, I love, I was going to, you and your wife live in the same house. Do you have a lock on your door? I don't have a lock on my door because it's weird. It's like a sliding door. And it's straight off the lounge as well.

And it's straight off the lounge. To be honest, God, I love having a lock on the door. It would... Just let you live freely. You'd be in your own world. Yeah, yeah. You could live nude. And not getting too gross with it.

You could just do whatever you wanted. Absolutely. You want to put on some Spice Girls and dance around in the nude? You can. It's actually exhilarating to have a lock on your door. You guys both flat. Producer Ben, have you got a lock on your bedroom door? I can't even remember.

I'm pretty sure I do. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do. Obviously you haven't had to lock it recently. Obviously you're not using it. Ellie, have you got a lock on your bedroom door? No, we don't. But you've got your own floor. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. God, bougie.

You've got your own whole floor of the house. Yeah. You don't really need a lock when you're living in the whole bottom floor of the house. We renovated our house last year and had the option to put a lock on the bathroom door. And did you? Of course you would have. No, I didn't. The builder goes, oh, we'll put security latches on these ones.

And I was like, nah, it'll be all right. And because my logic was we're having a baby. And at that stage, the baby was still coming. I was like, well, I don't want the baby to get locked in the bathroom. How big is the baby going to be that she can reach the knob? Well, eventually, big enough. And then I said to him, well, I don't want the baby to get locked in the bathroom. How big is the baby going to be that she can reach the knob? Well, eventually, big enough. And then I said to him,

no, I don't want to. I don't want the baby to get locked in there. And he goes, sweet ass mate, to be honest, it was more so you could lock yourself away from the baby,

but it's your house, so don't worry about it. God, I would die without a lock on the bathroom. So you do have a lock on your bathroom door? Yeah.

Yeah, same. Trust me, I need it. Yeah, you need an airlock as well. At the end of another tough day of lockdown, bloody kids, bloody Zoom calls, bloody boss, bloody wife, bloody whatever, bloody, you know. Whatever's getting you down.

This is meant to bring you back up. This is meant to be a release, bloody husband. Bit of morale boosting for your afternoon. Yeah. That's what it's all about. Whatever's getting you down This is meant to bring you back up It's a bit of a release, bloody husband Bit of morale boosting for your afternoon That's what it's all about We only have, what is it, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday We've only got three of these left Including this one

There's been a theme every day And today Brie has suggested that the theme should be Australian songs Because hopefully We will create a giant bubble of New Zealand and Australia and we will be able to travel back and forth and we'll get each other's economies booming. It'll be great. Yeah.

We'll help each other out. It'll be the Anzacs all over again. Yeah, here we go. We're all keen for it. And what's the song from Australia that we could use to boost our morale today? Can I say, so many good suggestions on the text machine.

I'm very proud. It's a very eclectic mix. First of all, a song that neither of our producers realised was an Australian song. ACDC. I'm shocked and appalled. Back in black.

This might as well be the Australian National Anthem. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you on about? You guys are old, okay? We're young and we don't know things like that, alright? You're literally like two years younger than me. I'm actually more upset than the time you guys didn't know who Moby was. Who?

Yeah, this is way more upsetting. Australian morale boosters. Is it ACDC or is it Daryl Braithwaite? If there's another anthem for Australia, I don't know why, but it's this. Speaking of old people. Who leaves Daryl alone? Um, okay, this is younger, but not by much. Um, Nikki Webster.

The person that Brie name-dropped on the show once. And we called her and she had no idea who Brie was. I have sung with Nikki Webster before and that bitch forgot about me. Obviously. You sung at Nikki Webster.

I did a dance class at her dance school, okay? That's an option. Or is it this song here? Shannon, Flava Saver, Australian Idol, have a punch-up outside a strip club. No.

Bloody Nolsi. I've done a beer bong with him before. I'll bet you have. Bloody legend. Yeah, oh, well, yep, less recently. What's he done? Didn't he have a bloody... Oh, let's not get into it. Oh, let's not get into it.

Yeah, let's not get into it. Let's not get into it. How about a true blue, clean Australian idol like this? Guy Sebastian. This was big, wasn't it? This is his original song. Yeah. Angels.

That's an option for our Australian morale boosting anthem, So's Thus. Savage Garden. Two more, Peaking Dark. This is the modern Australian banger, right? I thought you were going to say, this is the modern Savage Garden. Or Sia.

Worldwide hit. The list is too big today. So everybody needs to get rid of one song with no deliberation. So everybody gets to remove one song and no arguments. I can't even remember. Okay, get rid of one song.

I'm going to get rid of Nikki Webster's Strawberry Kisses. That's what I wanted. It's gone. Ben, get rid of a song. Get rid of Sia, Cheap Thrills. Cheap Thrills is gone. Still play it. Ellie, get rid of a song.

Savage Godin. Oh, sorry, was I not meant to? It's gone. Is it a bad one, get rid of a song. Savage Godin. Oh, sorry. Was I not meant to? It's gone. Is it a bad one to get rid of? I'm getting rid of Peaking Dark. Oh, yeah. It's gone.

We're left with four songs. That was good payback. Our Australian anthem is either going to be ACDC. Oh, yeah. Daryl Braithwaite. Wait. Shannon Knoll. Or Guy Sebastian.

I think it should be Guy Sebastian. I was going to vote that one out. It's a good song. This is a good song. Stay to one more round. Is ACDC staying? It's not good song This is a good song Stay to one more round Is ACDC staying? It's not going anywhere Okay, is Daryl Braithwaite going? Staying

Far out Is Shannon Knoll going? Oh, see I love this one Yeah, I do like this one Oh, I don't know. It's hard. Guy Sebastian's gone. Guy's out.

ACDC, Daryl Braithwaite or Shannon Knoll? Well, let's get rid of Daryl Braithwaite. Okay, it's gone. Because we have played that on the show before and it does get quite a good run. Yeah. Shannon Knoll or ACDC? Oh, God. Very different tunes, aren't they?

Did you ever think Shannon would find himself here up against ACDC with the Flavour Saver? No, and he doesn't deserve to be either. You know my dad grew a Flavour Saver after he became famous? Shannon Knoll. And he walks out and I was like, Dad, what is that? It's the Knollsy, hun. The Knollsy.

This is it. I think we're doing this Absolutely This is your Wait, where's this band from? I don't know Your morale boosting request Your third to last ever morale boosting request Taking out the Australian category. Zinib. Nightlight, dead silence, losing everyone, never going home. I'm a power bank. Yes, I'm a power bank.

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There's the winner of the morale boosting request today. Let's hope Ross isn't listening. Ross Schmos. Hey, Ross. Did you eat my sandwich? Friends reference? Yeah. Ross hasn't shown up to work

in like six weeks. He doesn't get a say anymore. I'm actually thinking he will look like Tom Hanks out of Castaway. He will. He's starting to resemble him. He will.

We've got one of those Wilson balls here at ZM. We should get him to carry it around everywhere he goes. I don't know if he'll be super thin like Tom Hanks was. That is savage. That's straight up cold-blooded. I'm just saying because in lockdown. What? What?

What? He's not on an island where he has to fish for his own food. It's going to be the same. You're cold, man. I'm sorry. I thought I was going too far, but I'd just like to apologize, Ross, if you're listening. Nah, you're fat, Ross. Are you someone who likes a winery tour?

I love a winery tour. Oh, me too. Actually, no, I don't like a winery tour at all. I just like going to a winery. Like, I can take or leave the tour part. You don't like bouncing from winery to winery? Yeah, to be honest, I'd rather just... Oh, I'm thinking about touring inside a winery, like

where they go and show you this, where we keep our barrels and I thought that's what you meant. No! Really? That's what you associate with winery tour? Yeah. Oh. Touring a winery. No! I just want to go associate with winery tour? Yeah. Oh. Touring a winery. No. A winery tour is where a bus takes you to a bunch of different wineries and you literally drink wine at every single winery.

Oh, I came for that. Yeah. It's a good time. Yeah. Well, a guy over in California has created a new type of winery tour. Yeah. So I can't believe this is actually a news story. It's ridiculous.

A guy has been arrested after he was on the highway in Modesto, California. Anyway, he's pulled over in front of this big giant tanker truck that was full of red wine, right? So he's pulled up on the highway so the truck had no option but to stop behind him. The guys jumped out of the car. He was in his underwear and he's

ran around the front of the truck down to the back where the big tank was. And take a listen to what happened next. On the back of the wine truck with no shirt and no shoes he rides on the side of the tanker. The video then shows him climbing

underneath the truck as it hits freeway speeds. That's when the driver noticed a dashboard gauge showing he was losing fluids. Hundreds of gallons of red wine. He was drinking from the truck while I was driving. The guy decided he'd pull out the plug and shove his mouth under there

and cop some wine, free wine. Yeah. Anyway. It sounds like a scene out of The Simpsons. You know when Barney gets left in Moe's tavern and Moe's not there and he's like, do not drink from the taps. He's like, I won't drink from the taps. And he comes back and he's literally as big as that.

Yeah, this guy, they lost around a thousand gallons of wine, so that's approximately five thousand bottles of red wine. Whoa! So, not much ended up in his mouth. It all ended up on the road. No, yeah, right. No, I'm not thinking it was a great way to get yourself some free wine.

Like, you're better off robbing a place. Do a winery tour!