ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 12th 2020

Episode Date: May 12, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, where today we have some very special news. We've got big news, big podcast news. Today, actually I'm going to cross live to the podcast desk, where the podcast producer, producer, podcast producer Ben, who has some statistical data for us. G'day mate. G'day mate. G'day mate. Give us the big news.

Oh, is your drumroll? Yeah. We've hit over a million downloads on our podcast. Hooray! Yay! God. Exactly how many? Thanks mum.

One million eleven thousand. One million eleven thousand. Wait so we're eleven000 over a million. Yeah, I forgot to check it. I don't check it daily. Where was this news on the million day? Remember I messaged you like a month ago and I was like, we're right on 1 million. Well, that was two weeks ago and we were at least 100,000 under it.

But yep, we're close now. We're over now. We're over now. Let's celebrate the reality. We're over. I would like to thank, you've thanked your mum. That's important. I would like to thank the countless've thanked your mum, that's important. I would like to thank

the countless people who have our podcast set to subscribe and auto-download. But don't listen. But don't listen. Yeah. And they have

4.7 gigs of the Bree and Clint show podcast sitting on their iPhone taking up space in the hopes that one day they'll catch up. You've just bought

the Venute on the episode they listen to. Hey, I love when people message me on Instagram and they're like, hey, I've just started listening to your podcast. I'm up to this part. And it's actually really cool because it's like... Hope you guys find Channing Tatum. You're like, I'm like, hate to break it to you. That actually happened

and I was like, keep listening. It ends really well. A million downloads. That's pretty good. Do we get anything for that? What would you like? Because I could get you something It's your podcast What would you like? No I mean like

From the Does iHeartRadio come in and go Here's a gold plaque Only three other shows Have achieved the one million mark Like YouTube How they give their little platinum Yeah yeah yeah

Do we get a blue tick on our podcast? Yep We do Yeah I can just put it in the picture I think that's probably the best option Nah do something else Okay I'll think of something I don't know what it is

Like those old school McDonald's signs Where it used to say Over one million sold Maybe we should get that printed on our podcast Oh that's cool Yeah I just want a cake to be honest Cake yep

Can we get a cake? Yeah Celebrate It was just for you Should we make plans? Should we make plans? Okay We've missed this one It's gone We're at one million and eleven Was it just for you? Shall we make plans?

We've missed this one It's gone, we're at 1 million and 11 What are we going to do When we hit 2 million? And then we can reference back to this We've hit 1 million No! Let's do something else Where do you want to do our 1 millionth podcast from?

Oh right, yeah okay The number of episodes out at the moment is 426. Oh, 426. So close. So close. So, I mean. You could do something in our thousandth episode. No.

No. Sorry. Two million. What do we do for two million downloads? Yeah, okay. What do we do for two million podcast downloads? I want you to think big as well. Yeah, okay. He's so uninspired. I downloads? I want you to think big as well. Yeah, okay.

He's so uninspired. I'd love to give it back to everyone that was a subscriber. Give what? I don't know. It's cash? Are you thinking cash? It's 2 million episodes, Ben. You said think big! Let's give a dollar to everyone that has downloaded a podcast. It's going to be hard to track, but it's something for me to do. I mean, do they really give a shit about

a dollar? Yeah. It's fun though. This is a real self-'s something for me to do. And I mean, do they really give a shit about a dollar? Yeah. It's fun, though. This is a real self-sourcing celebration we're doing. I get that. It's a million, baby. When do you get a million? Anything. A million anything.

A million dollars. Exciting. A million people. Incredible. A million podcasts. Fantastic. Wonderful. Is this count people who listen to us on Spotify, too?

Yes. So it's everything Yeah iHeart, Spotify The Apple iTunes Yeah right Smart speakers So it comes from everything

Yeah Why? No I'm just curious Oh okay Curious to know how it works Yeah Right well That was exciting

Should have planned something shouldn't we? Yeah I know Should have done something Nah actually We have planned something, shouldn't we? Yeah, I know. Should have done something. Nah, actually, I'll just take this. We have planned something for you. A wonderful podcast. Yeah, nice. I'll take this opportunity.

If you're listening to this right now and you're someone who regularly, regularly? Regularly listens. Regularly. Regularly. That's one of those words, eh? Regularly. Occasionally.

Regularly. Often. Regularly. If you often listen to the podcast, it means a lot to us. And Ben puts in a lot of effort and Ellie, me and Clint and all of us put in so much effort for this show. So if you are listening every day,

that's like the best thing in the world for us. It's actually like when you message us from England or like America saying that you listen every day, it's a part of your day. Like that's awesome. And we love that. So keep sending those messages. We really appreciate those. Amen day. Like that's awesome. And we love that. So keep sending those messages. We really appreciate those.

Amen. I think that's the coolest thing in the world that someone has us as a part of their day. Like I used to have that when I was growing up, I used to have a podcast that I'd listen to and you feel like you really are a part of their family. I used to listen to the Kyle and Jackie O podcast quite a lot. Oh yeah. Um, and it was mainly actually wasn't when I was younger is when I was driving to and from Sydney a lot a lot. Oh, yeah. And it was mainly, actually it wasn't when I was younger.

It was when I was driving to and from Sydney a lot and I'd listen to them and I felt like. You were younger then. I was definitely younger. We all were. Yeah, my boobs told me I was younger. And my voice. Anyway, yeah, I really appreciate those messages

and people sharing in. Nice. Okay, and now we cross to Bin, the producer of the podcast, for the last word. Ben, take us out. Say something inspiring. To celebrate our millionth and 11 downloads on the podcast. Take us home, Ben. In the space of that little chat of Brie, we've gone up 307,000 listens.

Just checked it. That's even better. What? I know. It's just gone up. Wait, $300,000? No, $3,000. You said $307,000.

You really need to get these decimals in your eyes. What? Guys, I've won $200,000. Oh, wait. $200,000. Still good? Here's the podcast. Oh, Zedim, there it is. That's five seconds of summer and she looks so perfect.

Hi, everybody. I'll bring you over there. Yeah, we're late. Oh, sorry. I'm over here now. You're in Vaughan's seat. Yeah, we were recording something, which you'll get to hear soon. Ooh.

Yeah. So we're someone overseas. Yeah. They're not famous. No. But they might be soon. Yeah. They're not famous. No. But. They might be soon. Yeah, could be.

I mean, if you've heard the stories about Ellen at the moment. Yeah. This is someone who has a story about that. Yeah. Ellen not being very nice. One of Ellen's many alleged victims. It's quite interesting. We're recording it.

It's a weird situation where the new potential supervillain is Ellen DeGeneres. You know, it's interesting because when you're in a job where obviously you're in the public eye, there's literally these days everyone has a phone, everyone has a camera, everyone, you know, if you go out there in public and something happens or whatever, people will talk about you and people can film it and people can do this

and that and whatever. Yeah, and the more famous you are, the more attractive those stories become. So it's hard to know which one's a complete truth and which ones aren't, you know, because I just, I mean, it's a very interesting thing because people are coming out of the woodwork now. But it's weird because it's Ellen. I know.

Because when you say, and the story is, Ellen is not a very nice person. In real life. In real life. That's what the story being perpetuated by some people at the moment is. Yeah, the narrative got started started a couple of months ago. But then your mind goes straight away to the end of each of her shows where she goes, be kind to each other.

Yeah, I know. And the enduring image in my mind is that picture of Barack Obama putting the medal around her neck. Yeah. And she's crying. I'm like, well, if Barack gave her a medal, she can't be mean. And you know what? I think it's hard because even though she is one of the most famous people

in the world, we all have crappy days. Like, just because she's famous doesn't mean she's not going to be grumpy one day. I mean, is it because she's Ellen she's not allowed to have a shit day? I think that's a bit unfair, but who knows? Who knows? Anyway, we've recorded an interview with someone who said she's mean on Twitter.

So we're going to get that to you as soon as we can. You wait. Would I say she drags her through the mud? I'd probably say yeah. She speaks her truth about it. She's sledge. Anyway, that'll come to you shortly. And you'll see it on our socials if you want to follow it on there.

Yeah. Maybe in the next couple of days. And next'll see it on our socials if you want to follow it on there. Yeah. Maybe in the next couple of days. And next we're going to talk about cutting your toenails. Brian Clint, Zedim. Brian Clint. You know what? I was shocked. One of my mates said to me the other day, she's like,

oh, I'm getting on a flight. And I was like, what? No, not at the moment, you're not, sweetheart. Yeah, she is. We're two. She flew from Germany yesterday to Australia. Right. Quarantine?

Yeah, now she's in quarantine. Yeah, you have to do the two-week quarantine, huh? Yeah, she's all doing that, abiding by the rules, which I was still like, that's terrifying. Anyway, another thing that's terrifying, because people are still flying like here and there, depending on, you know. Some people have to.

Some people have to. And a clip of a passenger on an aeroplane flight has gone viral are still flying like here and there depending on, you know. Some people have to. Some people have to. And a clip of a passenger on an aeroplane flight has gone viral after someone filmed him clipping his toenails on his seat. Just that sound alone. Yuck. So people are saying, you know, disgusting. I can't believe he's doing this, spreading germs in a time like this. And I was thinking he shouldn't be doing it anyway.

Yeah. Like even if it wasn't COVID-19 time. In his defence, there's no evidence that COVID-19 can be spread by toenail clippings. But still, I understand what you're saying. It's not the right answer. It is. Also, in his defence. Bacteria and germs and ugh.

Also, in his defence, not that I'm this guy's lawyer or anything, if you're going to clip your toenails on a plane, now is possibly the time because no one else is on there. There is never. There's never been less people on the plane. Well, obviously there was because someone filmed it. Yeah, true. Good point.

Never ever don't care the circumstances should you be clipping your toenails on a flight. No foot stuff on a flight. No. Remember that video went viral of that guy who was changing the movies on the touchscreen with his toe? What about, it was literally about seven weeks ago, someone posted posted someone had taken their socks and shoes off and then they'd put their feet up on the headrest of the person in front of them. When Ben went through customs and we're going to LA with no shoes on? Yuck.

Yeah, it was actually Ben that was clipping his toenail. Yeah. Toenail clipping is a private affair. It is a very niche environment also activity. Yeah. Let's go through the places that it's appropriate to cut your toenails. Well, my flatmates and I have been discussing this lately. And let's open it up.

Let's say fingernails and toenails. Nails. Because for me, all the same. Toenails are worse than fingernails. They are, but still. Because you'll sit there in the lounge and file your nails, won't you? Yeah, but I won't clip them. But you won't do toe stuff.

I won't clip. Yeah, but filing, you're just creating a disgusting nail dust that permeates the air. To be honest, I don't do that in any of the common areas either. Yeah, yeah. I think common areas, if you're doing that, yucky. Yucky, yucky. What do you think? Yeah, yucky. Yeah yucky yeah yeah not all i only do it outside and you know what my favorite argument i hear from some people uh not naming names uh

when they say oh but i'm being careful what do you mean being careful like careful not to let a let any of the the filings or the all loose. Oh, right, they're catching all the bits. Yeah, right, right, right, right. Have you ever seen a nail clipper? It's the most unpredictable utensil ever. Are you calling around on the ground like you're looking for a contact lens? The amount of times that I've found a stray nail in between our couch or on the ground, no.

If this is what you want to do this afternoon, we can do it. You want to what? Create a list of? I want to create a list of places that it, should we go inappropriate or appropriate? Because I feel like the appropriate is a very short list. Very short list. Let's do inappropriate.

Places that are inappropriate to clip your nails. Yep. Toes or fingers. 0800 dial ZM. You can have your or fingers. 0800 DIAL ZM. You can have your say or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. A guy has been filmed on a flight clipping his toenails. People are outraged.

I'm outraged. I think it's disgusting. Think about other people who have to use that space after you. You're never going to get all the nails. We know that. There's always a rogue one. It's very unpredictable. A friend of mine actually told me about her sister lived with this guy

and she found something out about him. She'd been living there for like a year and she found something out about him to do with toenails and fingernails that made her move out within a couple of days. What is it? What did he do? So it wasn't that he was clipping his nails in the lounge room or in the bath that they both use or whatever.

He might have been. But one day she found a jar. He was keeping them? He had kept his toenails and his fingernails. That is disgusting. I think it was for eight years. That is... Anyway.

It's like a fetish thing. I can't remember. She didn't stick around to find out. She got the hell out of there. Right. Well, we're compiling a list of places where it's inappropriate to cut any kind of nails. And Leah's here. Hi, Leah.

Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. What's your story? What's your take on this? I think it's so disgusting. I work at a bank, and so I take appointments,

obviously before COVID. And I had this lovely lady, and she came to the bank, wanted to open an account, called, grabbed her everything off her, you know, went to the printer, came back. And she had pulled out her toenail clippers and was clipping her toenails at my desk. No! At your desk.

And her foot was like on my desk and I was... You're taking the piss. That actually happened. I know. Yeah, seriously. It's times like that where you realise as people, sometimes we're just never going to see eye to eye. If someone can't understand that that's the wrong thing to do,

then we're screwed. Like, we're actually screwed. Can you imagine Leah? She would have come back over and she would have been like, here's your home loan, it's been approved, and are you on meth? And are you going to pick up your toenails before you leave? Did she leave them on the ground? She left them on the ground.

No! Oh, that story has shook me to my core. If that story didn't upset you, then Anna as well. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. Yours is more of a cautionary tale about public nail clipping, isn't it?

Yeah, so another workmate, she was sitting at home and she'd just finished a packet of chips and she was clipping her toenails and she was popping them into the empty chip bag as she went. Yeah. And then... I mean, not that bad because I mean you're going to throw it in the bin.

But still, she shouldn't be doing it. In the common area. And which room? In the kitchen? In the lounge. Oh, not on. And then her husband went down and was like, he picked out the chip bag and was like, oh, thanks for leaving me the crumbs and then tipped them into his mouth. And she screamed at him. She was like, oh, thanks for leaving me the crumbs, and then tipped them into his mouth.

And she screamed at him. She was like, oh, my God, they're my toenails. And he sort of was like, oh. He spat them out, and there was even, like, pink nail polish on them, and he breathed like it was so gross. He tipped toenail clippings into his mouth because he thought they were chippy crumbs. He put them in the chip bag.

Bree's about to throw up, sorry. He gave him a bit of a cho-cho and thought, oh, there you go. Nah, nah, you're over it. Nah, that's enough out of you. You're done. You've had enough. That's enough out of you. Right, okay, so we just clipped toenails in the bathroom now.

Is that fair? Just in the bathroom. Oh, that story was off. Not on. Thanks, Anna. We appreciate the call. Look, there's this new competition that we've launched here on ZDM, which is good.

It's a great competition. Good prizes. Really good prize. Great timing. You know, it's really reading the mood of the nation. Okay, well, wait. Are you meant to be? Oh, no, I'm just saying.

The competition is called the Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza. Win what you've been locked out of. So we're calling Dr. Ashley Bloomfield Daddy in this competition. We're getting people to also call him Daddy by texting Daddy. Daddy, yeah. To 9696. To 9696. And all of this has come from the mastermind

of award-winning radio content director and sometimes friend of the show, Ross Boss. Ross, good afternoon. G'day, Ross. I think you'll find award-nominated content director are the number one. My apologies. We need to get that right.

Your time may come, or will it? We just need to check in with you. We can talk about my awards another time. I assume we'll do that at 5.10 today. We just need to check in with you on the appropriateness of a competition titled the Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza and ask you, Ross, our most senior member of ZM, are you all right?

Am I all alright? Yeah. He is the absolute epitome of a daddy. Why are you calling a public health official daddy? And you're how old? And a grown man. I'm 39, but he is

a daddy. How many times have you set your alarm for a daily update from a health official? Well, never until now. You're right. I mean, there was that period for me in 2016. Don't want to talk about it. He does.

And you called that person daddy too, Brie. Yeah, well, you know. Daddy. I could Google definition of daddy and his face would come up. Yeah, right. Okay. So, I get it. He's filling a, even by distance, a sexual need that some people have at the moment.

We just wanted to ask, like, did you have to get this signed off by upper management? Did you have to go through your boss? Does Jacinda know about this? Yeah, the sexualisation of the Director General of Health in New Zealand in the midst of a pandemic. Did this require any special sign-off for you, Ross Boss, head of ZM Radio Network? No, not at all. But look, when he said the other day that he had been having spas every night,

he basically permitted us to do this. Set off a chain reaction inside your head, didn't he? That's what happens. Well, that's fine. The feedback and the reaction so far proves that Daddy is well liked. Yeah, no, that's fine.

Daddy is well approved. Yeah, I love myself a Daddy. Is it any coincidence that the first prize that you've organised for the ZM Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza is a full-body wax, or is that...? Well, and massage, and it's a day spa package, basically. But I'll say this because I know my wife's busy on a phone call at the moment.

Imagine if Daddy did it for you. Well, I was going to ask you, I wanted to check the Ts and Cs. I assumed that it would be Daddy Bloomfield performing the massage. Well, you know what? You wouldn't get COVID, would you? Because he would look so good in PPE, wouldn't he? Okay, you need to just cool your jets, Ross. If you want to win.

I really need to get out of my house. Yeah, you do, you do. We're looking forward to level two and getting you a bit of fresh air. This is what it's done to a 39-year-old man. If you would like to win the first Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza, Jesus Christ. Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza. It rolls off the tongue.

$500 day spa voucher. You have until 4 o'clock to text DADDY to 9696. There's a new prize every day announced by Fletchbourne and Megan and given away by us in the afternoon. Yeah, Ross, after you coming up with this competition, I say Shantae, you stay. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God.

I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Is this the right game, Anne? Yeah, this is the right game, I think. I just had a rush of doubting myself. It's a Tuesday, so we play the Insta Fame Game.

It's where our producer Ellie throws up celebrities and we have to guess how many Instagram followers they have. It's very pointless. We understand that, but it's a bit of fun. Yeah, you know, what else are you going to do? Ask yourself that question. Anytime you feel like there's no point in what you. Yeah, you know. What else are you going to do? Ask yourself that question. Anytime you feel like there's no point in what you're doing, ask yourself, what else are you going to do?

It's like when you're in high school and you used to wet toilet paper and throw it at the roof. Yeah, why? I don't know. I don't know. What else are you going to do? That was fun those times. Producer Ellie.

Hi. Now that we've made your game sound completely pointless. Yeah, thanks, guys. It's good to be here. Tell us who we're playing with. You're pretty much obsolete in all of this. Yeah, thanks, guys. It's good to be here. Tell us who we're playing with. You're pretty much obsolete in all of this. Yeah, well, thank you. That's really lovely.

And now let's cross live to Ellie. All right, your first celebrity today in the Instafame game. This 16-year-old's been rumoured to have signed a record deal, Millie Bobby Brown. I saw that today. Just focus on one thing at a time, Millie Bobby Brown. Nah, she's destined for greatness.

Alright, for Millie Bobby Brown, Clint, you put 12 million. Brie, you put 16 million. Billy, Billy Mobby Brown. Billy Mobby Bobby Brown. Has 33 million, which is a point to Brie. Yes! Nice! People love her, don't they? Do you reckon that other Stranger Things kids are jealous of Millie Bobby Brown?

Yep. Because everyone's like, she's earmarked for success. She's the star. And the others are like, hello. There's always a standout star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that is. A kid with no teeth is like, hello.

Be nice. Dustin. I love Dustin. Be nice. He's cute. All right, your next one. She's rumoured to have given birth to a baby recently. Iggy Azalea.

Secret baby. Yeah. Dean McCarthy told us it's a secret baby with her secret rapper boyfriend. Iggy Azalea. Playboy Cardi. Oh. Oh. All right, for Iggy Azalea.

Clint, you put $3.5 million. Brie, you put $7.6 million. Iggy Azalea has $13.4 million. That's another point to Brie. She's got $13 million. Yeah, she does. She was a big deal for a fair while. Yeah, good for her.

She had that fancy song, and then she did the Black Widow song. Yeah. And then she had the... Oh, she could change your life, she could change it. Yeah, she had the F love, give me change your life, she could change it? Yeah. She had the F love, give me diamonds. Nah, never gone too far. All right, your next one. She's just taken a break from Twitter

after she had a little spat with a New York Times food columnist who publicly outed her for releasing a cookbook. It's Chrissy Teigen. I saw that she was having some drama. What do you mean publicly outed her for releasing a cookbook? She basically was kind of saying like, oh, Chrissy, of course she's done a cookbook now. Kind of just really like being quite scathing to her.

And then Chrissy went back and said, hey, can you not say that kind of stuff? And then that lady actually apologised after. Did she? Yeah, she did. Yeah, I think she might have just been, you know, jealous or something. Leave Chrissy Teigen alone. She's great.

So are we doing Chrissy Teigen or the other lady? Sorry, Chrissy Teigen, yeah. And we're doing her Instagram, not her Twitter. That is correct. Yeah, very confusing one for me there. All right. For Chrissy Teigen, Clint, you put $32 million. Brie, you put $38 million.

Chrissy Teigen has $29.6 million. So that's a point to Clint. How many on Twitter do you know? Yeah, no, I don't know. All right, your next one. She's pregnant at the moment with her third child. It's Ashley Simpson. Is she?

Buzzy J. God, there's someone I haven't thought about in a minute. I know. This might sound dumb. Yeah. She's not still with Pete Wentz, is she? No, no. She's not?

She's not. I think it's another guy. Yeah. Ashley, you make me want a La La Simpson. That's the one. She'll still have a strong following, I believe. Ashley Simpson. Yeah.

All right, for Ashley Simpson, Clint, you put $10 million. Bree, you put $1.9 million. Ashley Simpson has $927,000. Get it! That's a game to Bree. She's still waiting to crack the mill, Ashley Simpson. Yeah, she is, yeah. Some cute baby pics should push her over the top.

Yeah, there you go. She's popping out the baby, so she's got, you know. Content. Yeah. Brie and Clint. How has you, Brie, you personally during lockdown, your online shopping addiction fared? I have been really good.

I've also been in the process of moving house and realised how much crap I've accumulated and the only things I can honestly say I'm really proud of that I have bought online are gifts for other people Well done Yeah

In the process of packing down your wardrobe Oh my god How many items did you find that still had the tags attached that you'd never worn? No comment No right? There's a few, yes.

Because it's become easy and it's become just a thing to do, right? It's so ridiculous. I need to really take a good look at myself. Don't be too harsh on yourself. There is something nice about having a package in the mail and know that you're waiting on something. And I think that's the thing people get addicted to, right?

It is. It's like a gift. Because you have to open it. Yeah, a gift you bought yourself. But you paid for it and also paid for the shipping. Yeah, right? Yeah, you treated yourself. Sometimes you could even buy yourself some gift wrapping. Lucy, my wife, did some online shopping. She loves it.

Yep. No, don't just say yep. You have said to me she loves it too. She has. And she should love it because she's a new mum so it's pretty much the only shopping she should love it because she's a new mum, so it's pretty much the only shopping she could do at the moment. It's not all shopping for her is the thing.

That's what she tells me. Yeah, I was going to say, is that what she tells you? This baby's got to wear something. Anyway, she had a purchase that she's really excited about, and she's quite good with it. She'll do her research. She's like you. She'll find the best price. And she bought something from a place in New Zealand,

and it was the last one. She wanted this particular New Zealand and it was the last one. She wanted this particular jersey and it was the last one and she found the size and the colour that she wanted and she said, yep, I'm getting it. Bought it. Boom. Christmas is on. The dream jersey is on its way. Great. The last one in the country. It arrives and she takes it out of

the packaging. She's so happy. Pulls it on. The security tag is still attached. The tag that stops you from walking out and stealing it and beeps is still attached to the bloody jersey. The thing that is literally like the jaws of life clinging to a piece of clothing. No one knows how they work. You can get it off. No one knows.

You just put them on that magnet thing in the store and it comes off. Yeah, magically. I told you this happened to me and I bought some underwear online and it was a five-pack or a four-pack of underwear and this damn security thing went through every pair of underwear and I got so frustrated I just had to rip through all of the underwear. I still wear them. Either that or wear one pair with four pairs hanging off your hip.

Yeah, maybe I've got more junk in the trunk. Aside from the obvious, if you were to just go, oh, screw it, I'll just wear it, people will think you're a thief and you can't go into any stores. No, that is one option you can't do. Yeah, no, I'm agreeing with you.

You can't do it. You can't just wear it with it on there. So help me, okay? Help me help her. Help me make this girl's dreams come true by removing the security tag. How the hell do you get them off? I've tried hacking at the plastic bit with scissors.

Yep, I've tried that. I think I've established that there's no dye inside it. It's not one of the exploding dye ones. Oh, yes, I've heard about those. But at the same time, I'm not sure. I think your best option is a hacksaw. A hacksaw? Yeah.

How? So you get the, do you have a thing, a mount where you can? Like a vice grip? A vice grip? No. Oh. Look at me. No, I was trying to get it off with two spoons and a butter knife.

You know? So I think you need to buy a hacksaw. I mean, okay, well. I can't hacksaw her nice new jersey. Well, let's talk about this because it depends how much it's worth. Yeah. How much is the jersey worth? That number has not been divulged to me.

How much, knowing the brand, you should be able to figure it out. I don't know the brand. And the level of care. What brand is it? I'll look it up. The level of care required. You're avoiding me. No, I will avoid you because I don't want to. What is the brand?

No, because I don't want to walk into a rat's nest when I get home. But I need to know this because. It's expensive, okay? Let's just say it's expensive. We're talking $300 jersey. No, less than that. No, no, no. Less than that.

Two. $200 jersey. Probably. I don't know. I don't know. So. I don't know. I just need to know how to get the security tag off.

Because one, if I can do that, I'll be a hero. And two, it wasn't wasted money. You know, it's it's why don't you just send it back because that's a pain in the ass yeah but like it's already arrived then it has to go back and then it has to come back and then you know i know how returning things i know i know i know i'm just trying to make i'm just trying to make my wife's dreams come true tonight. I mean, it is stressful. Help me satisfy my wife. If you, oh, well, that's going to be difficult. I think a hammer or a hacksaw. And you need to go to Bunnings and just buy one.

And you'll probably never use it again. You think. I would like to hear from people 1-800-DALS-IT-M who know. Have you successfully got a security tag off clothing before? These are the people that we should be having on the show? I won't ask any questions. I won't. I will.

I won't ask any questions. How do you know this information? About why the security tag was on there. I just need to know how to get it off. And if you can help, please call now. 0800 dial ZD. They're going to say hacksaw, I'm telling you. Brian Clint.

Speaking of stuck. What was I going to say? Security tag stuck. Well, I don't. I don't. I'm fine because I haven't bought anything. Yeah, but your wife's problems are your problems. Haven't you learned that?

No, 100%. And I want to be the hero. There's a real opportunity for me to emerge from this as a true hero. And that's what I want. I wouldn't go that far. You know, I will be the lord of all creation if I can get the

God damn security tag Off the jersey That my wife bought It's the last one Of this jersey That we can find It's the last colour and style Have you seen the receipt?

No I'm not allowed To look at the receipts Well I'm saying If she won't show you The receipt And now the security tag Is still on it I mean if the shoe fits.

I'm just saying, is it a coincidence? She hasn't been anywhere. She's stuck at home. So is there anyone out there who knows how I can get this thing off? Have you ever, we won't ask too many questions. Have you ever successfully removed a security tag from an item of clothing? Scarlett, you've got retail experience. Yeah.

Give us the secret, Scarlett. Okay, so it depends what sort of one there is. There's three. If it's one that's a magnet and it's kind of got a pin on the other side, not an ink tag. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you need a magnet for one side. Now, if you don't have a magnet at home, try if your fridge is magnetic.

Try and get it up enough and twist the other side so that you can kind of see the stick in the middle and then try very carefully with pliers. It might not work if your magnet isn't strong enough, but that's what I tell people. Pliers and a magnet. Jeez. Pliers and a magnet.

Okay. All right, that's retail secrets. Thank you for revealing those to us. The retail team are keen to dish the dirt, actually. Rara's here as well. Hi. Hi. Hi.

You work in retail as well. What's the trick? Well, I don't currently work in retail, but I do have retail experience. Okay, perfect. And you have shoplifters go into our fitting room and if it's one of those circle plastic black ones with a little pin on the other side, what they would do

is they would bring in a lighter and literally light the I don't know what it's called, the security tag until it melts. Yeah. And once it's melted, you can actually pull it apart with complete ease. Rara, that might sound crazy to some people, but I've had so many people say light it on fire. I would never have thought of that.

All you've got to do is melt it enough until you can pop the pin on the inside. God. But if it's heated enough, you can actually pull it apart with complete ease. The risk of setting the whole garment on fire is too high for me. Plus all the plastic smoke that burns off and will go onto the jersey and it doesn't seem worth it. They're so crafty, those shoplifters, aren't they? I'm not thinking from experience.

I don't really have a knack, but I'm sure you can give it a go. Yeah, I was going to say, Rara, you actually know the process quite well, don't you? Yeah, it seems like you know a lot of details. She's like, I don't work in retail anymore. Yeah, I'm a full-time shoplifter. Jase is here. G'day, Jase. Hi, Jase.

Hey, man. Yeah, well, my old lady used to work in retail back in the day, so I spent a lot of time in her shop. And so pretty much I'd go with the magnets, mate. So you take two magnets and you hold it either side of the round part of it. Yeah. And that basically pulls away. So it's like a tapered fit on the pin.

And then if that pulls it away, you'll hear it click slightly and then you can pull the pin away from it. Just like a regular fridge magnet will do it? You've got to have... Well, what I've found is you use two of them. So you put them on either side so it actually pulls it down evenly

or pulls the lock away evenly. Yeah. So if you only use one alone, it'll pull it skew. Yeah, right. You can them on either side so it actually pulls it down evenly or pulls the lock away evenly. So if you only use one alone, it'll pull it skew. You can't actually get the pin out, but if you pull it off evenly, it just pops off in about two seconds. You could write a PhD on this, Jase. Yeah, Jase, what

is the nicest... Not that I've stolen anything before. I was going to say, what is the nicest item of clothing you've shoplifted before? Anything super expensive? No, we asked for this advice and we said no judgment. No, this has happened to a lot of people. Blair's is not retail experience, though. Blair.

No, no. Just side cutters, guys. Like wire cutters. Oh, I did say that, Blair. Yeah, you just cut straight through the pin. I've done that a couple of times. Yeah, it's not a pair of overalls, though. It's like a nice knitted jersey.

Clint doesn't know the difference between a spanner and a couple of times. Yeah, it's not a pair of overalls though. It's like a nice knitted jersey. Clint doesn't know the difference between a spanner and a wrench though. I, excuse me, I could figure it out. I have YouTube. Can we get a spanner and a wrench in here and see if Clint can figure it out? We've already got a spanner in here, mate. Thanks a lot.

Thanks, Claire. I'll take that. So why cutters? I know my limitations. What are you going to do? Lighter, I think. I'll take that. So why cutters? You know, I know my limitations. What are you going to do? Lighter, I think. Nah. Of course you will. Nah, I'm going to try the magnet thing.

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Listen to The Front Page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, Birthday Banger, we'll take these people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one song on each of their 16ths.

Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Good afternoon. How do you feel about everyone wanting your girl? I'm not lesbian, so I'm all good. That's good from you, Jessie. Very quick.

I get mown down for dad jokes on this show. And can I say that, Bree, you're going to be a fantastic father. I am. I really am. I appreciate that. Jessie, let us know your birthday, mate. 3rd of Feb, 1986. All right.

You were 16 in 2002 on the 3rd of Feb. And in 2002, this had a number one hit. Tell me who that, who that. They do that, do that. Put that paper over all I thought you knew. Oh, no, sorry. That's Brie wrapping her gears earlier. Sorry.

Are you sure that's 2002? No, that was Brie doing. Oh, she thought it, that's Brie rapping a Gears earlier. Sorry. Are you sure that's 2002? No, that was Brie doing... Oh, she thought it was the real one! Yes! Here's your real birthday banger. This is before he had the beauty spot removed. Yes. Enrique Iglesias.

Enrique Iglesias. And Hero. Do you like that for your birthday banger, Jessie? I think it's quite cute, but I also realised, didn't you play that the other day on his 45th birthday? No. Did we? Who have you been listening to?

Have you been listening to The Edge? No, it might have been Fletch, Born and Megan. Oh, yeah, they probably would have done something like that. Okay, let's bank it for now. It's a contender. Jessie's my favourite. She's funny. Sam's here.

Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. How you doing? Good, thanks. You're doing your girlfriend's birthday, are you? No, shit, no, babe. Oh, sorry. I've totally...

Don't worry, dude. I'll make a sense soon. Sam, babe. Oh, sorry. I've totally... Don't worry, babe. This is some mess. It'll make sense soon. Sam, it's your birthday today. That's it, mate. Oh, mate. Happy birthday for today. Thank you very much.

All right, let's figure out your birthday, banger. What year? 91. All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 12th of May, and you wouldn't believe it, but this is your birthday banger. You're doing your girlfriend's song. Started out so strong for me, and now I'm just plummeting. What are your thoughts on that, Sam?

No, I'm not impressed. Straight to the point. Okay, I appreciate it. Thank you. Let's get one more on for Fiona. Hey, Fiona. Hi, Fi. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, but I'm the oldie one here. Oh, hey, there's our favourite ones, Fi. We love when you guys call up. What's your birthday? When you guys call up.

Yeah. When people of your community call up. And most of the time they'll say, oh, it's so old. And then it's not even an old birthday. What's your birthday? And date day, 21st of April 1917. See, not even old, Fi. What are you talking about? You were 16 in 1986 on the 25th of April. And Fiona, this is your birthday banger. See?

Banger. Prince. Prince. Prince. Nice. Do you like it? Not too bad. Brings back memories.

Okay, wait there. What's the winner Of birthday banger today Is it Enrique Iglesias Avril Lavigne Or Prince But I need to go Have a lie down After this

I feel like it might be Enrique Iglesias Would you dance If I asked you to dance It's slow But don't be afraid Of that every now and then I did

Like that song Should we ask Sam It's his birthday Should we ask him Yeah It's his birthday. Yeah, what would he pick? Sam, it was up to you. What would be winning birthday banger? Oh, it'd have to be

Emperor Levain, wouldn't it? I thought you didn't like it. He wants to win. Guilty pleasure. Guilty pleasure, isn't it? Alright. Yes, Sam. I love that from you.

Here you go. You've won birthday banger. Well done. This is for Sam and the boys. No, it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the mother princess

I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too And you know I'm right She's like, so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you I know that you like me No way, no way You know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away, I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear Better yet, make a girlfriend disappear I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

Cause she's like so whatever And she could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend That's right, no way Think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you I know that you like me No way, no way You know that's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey, I don't want your girlfriend No way, I think you need a new one Hey, I could be your girlfriend No way, no way Hey, I know that you like me No way, no way No, it's not a secret Hey, I want to be your girlfriend

No way, no way I don't like your girlfriend I think you need a new one I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way I don't like your life No way, no way It's not a secret

I want to be your lie No way When I see her I want you to go No way No way Hey, hey Zedine, Brie and Clint, that's Avril Lavigne and Girlfriend. I've just had the biggest epiphany. I can see your brain's leaking out your ear. What's going on?

Avril Lavigne, that song came out in 2007. Yeah. That is literally the original of Ariana Grande's Break Up With Your Girlfriend. Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend. Oh yeah, I can tell you're saying. It's the same. No way. Yep. I think you need a new one. Hey, hey,

you, you, I could be your girlfriend. It's the same. Also, is this song about the same thing too? It's nice like this Are things complicated because he's got a girlfriend? Actually maybe every song is about breaking up with your girlfriend What we are known for on this show Clint Is a good remix

And just of any old thing. It doesn't have to be really a song. It could be just something someone said. Remix anything we want. We remixed you giving away $100,000 once. Yes, probably one of my least favourites. Oh, my God! Yes, good.

I like that. Yeah, great. Anyway, I thought probably time again to do some more remixes. And I messaged producer Ben this morning and I said, you know, there was a pretty iconic thing that was said yesterday in Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister's press conference, and it was this. People, for instance, will be at the movies, but they'll all be spaced out. They'll be watching sports, but they will be spaced out.

People might go to a show, but they will be spaced out. Yeah, we will. Yeah. So Producer Ben and I collaborated, and we've come up with a couple of remixes with that quote from Jacinda. It's going to help get the message across too. Yeah, exactly. Just in a hip, cool way that the kids will listen to.

Something that's become relevant again because of the Michael Jordan documentary is the Space Jam movie. So you'll remember this song. If you're young and hip, you'll remember this song, yeah. So we workshopped a Jacinda Ardern Spaced Out Space Jam remix. Spaced Out. Spaced Out.

Spaced Out. Spaced Out. It's good, I like it. She kind of fits with the beat, doesn't she? She sounds wasted, I like it. Yeah. That's a good idea. What else do you got? We moved on from there and we thought, you know, Usher's a big star.

People love this song from Usher. Everyone has been caught up in their houses. Yeah, big time. But we've changed it into a remix, Spaced Out. I can't figure it out why I'm so Spaced Out. Spaced Out.

I don't know what it is but she's got it. Spaced Out. Spaced Out. She's really on tune, isn't she? She's on the beat. Yeah. And then Ben is

She's killing it Ben has thrown this one into the mix Because this was super popular last year from Fisher Losing It I'm losing it It has the Spaced Out vibe Yeah, I feel Spaced Out already All my memories of this song are pretty Spaced Out

So this is Fisher Instead of Losing It, it's Fisher spaced out. People, for instance, will be at the movies, but they'll all be spaced out. They'll be watching sports, but they'll be spaced out. This is the one. I think this might go viral, Ben. Yeah. Can you make it longer, please? I want it to build for longer. Don't talk to them.

They're spaced out. Serious question. Are we unfriending people for posting crazy shit at the moment? To be honest, I'm too lazy to unfriend anyone. Right. Unless it's like they have to do something real bad. Yeah. Like shocking.

So what's the thing? Because, I mean, we're all spending probably more time than we should on social media at the moment. And we're all at an age now where we've got people on there that we were acquaintances with years ago and they just stay in our Facebook sort of slush pit forever. And then someone pops up, for example, the most recent one up until this current situation was people

who would post like, I found myself unfriending anti-vaxxers. Oh, yep. I was like, I don't need it. I'm not interested. Just go away. I don't want to read that stuff. Fair enough. I'm not going to engage with you.

No, not fair enough either. Just go away. Yeah, I mean, if you don't want it, it's your social media. Yeah. If you don't want to read it, you don't want to see it, get rid of them. So are we unfriending people who are posting about Bill Gates causing coronavirus? I just think this is what happens when you make people locked up in their house at home. They come up with this crazy stuff.

There's a new trend that people... There's a doco about it. There's a doco about it. I think it's called Plandemic, and I think producer Ellie may have actually watched it. I would watch it. I'm not saying I believe it, but I would watch it. Ellie, have you watched the conspiracy Plandemic doco?

I have. I was very curious to see what kind of arguments they would come up with. Would you say there's any worthy arguments? It's interesting. There's insight in there that I didn't know about. You've turned. No, I'm not turning.

I'm not turning. But it is interesting to hear from another doctor's perspective like other sides of it. I'm not saying I'm following it at all. What's the key message of plandemic? She's basically saying that it wasn't planted on purpose, but she's saying that for a virus to develop from SARS-1 to what it has now, it would take decades,

but it only took 10 years. What she's saying is it was manipulated in a lab and has accidentally been released, and she thinks it's for higher-up people. But I don't really know why you'd let something like that go rampant. I don't really know why she thinks they did it, you know? Yeah. Right, okay. Sounds like she's been turned. Yeah, I've turned.

I'm just kidding. Seriously. Can we send an email to HR just in case? We've got audio now. I'm just wondering, like, do you because it's the age-old thing. I don't believe that there's a plandemic

and I refuse to believe that Bill Gates organised it. Well, what about that excerpt from that book that talked about coronavirus? Yeah, you know? Yeah, well, what about that? And then there's the age. What about it's on The Simpsons? Yeah, no, that's right.

Yeah. They predicted it. Did you see that? The Simpsons predicted it. But then also Bill Gates predicted this ages ago. So have epidemiologists forever. Because it's something that was bound to happen no matter what. Because it happened, what, 100 years ago.

And as they say, we were due. What I bring it back to is the person that you went to high school with who was posting about it and trying to influence your opinion on it does not have a PhD in microbiology, is not any form of epidemiologist. Freedom of speech. So are we giving them freedom of speech?

Are we arguing with them? They can have their freedom of speech, but you can delete them if you want. Yeah, right. Because there's the age old saying, you don't argue with idiots because they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Yeah, right. Because there's the age-old saying, you don't argue with idiots because they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Yeah, that is a saying. I love that saying.

You know what's interesting? One of my friends, I've been seeing her on social media go after those people on her social media. Yeah. So she's putting those people in the limelight and saying, I'm deleting these people for this and for that and all this kind of stuff.

Yeah. And she's going after those people. And is she winning or is she just causing more of a shit fight for herself? I think she's just deleting them. Yeah, right. But I'm also like, oh, can you be bothered to put that on your social media? Like, just delete them. Just do a cat picture or something.

Cheer up. Do a TikTok. What is the secret to looking young forever? People say that a lot of celebrities have found it and no, it's not a ton of money. Is it not? And plastic surgery. Well, I mean, you know, that helps.

But that's not what one A-list celebrity, A-list? Yeah, he's A-list. A-list celebrity has come out on his Instagram and has said. Right. So Rob Lowe, we all know him from obviously he was a part of the Brat Pack and he became famous in the 80s and he's kind of grown up in the limelight and he's 55 now but he still looks like he's- He's been in heaps of things.

He still looks about 35. How old is he? He's 55. He's 55? He's 55 and looks incredible. That's my dream. Yeah. To look like him when I'm 55.

He's got his body in check. He's got his skin's nice and moist. I'm not even 35 and I don't look that good. He looks amazing. You know? Anyway. It's the Atkinson's diet, isn't it? Well, no.

I've seen him doing advertorials on TV. He does infomercials for the Atkinson's diet. Well, I'm sure he will say that in some of the paid content. But no, he's come out and said that he reckons it's all due to one particular thing he's done. Right, okay. Vampire facials. No, no. They've only come out recently.

Bull semen. No, that was you. You drank it. Excuse me. 30 years ago today, he wrote on his Instagram, he gave up, and this is the secret, alcohol. Ah, okay. I was so disappointed when I read that.

Were you? I know why you're disappointed, because you wanted it to be easy. I just wanted it to be. I wish it was kale, and I was like, great, I'm cutting kale out of my diet forever. You wanted it to be no kale, not all kale. Yeah, all kale. Yeah, that would have been better. What is the one thing that he could have said for you

that is part of your current lifestyle that he would have said no more of this, that you would have gone, oh, I can do that, Rob Lowe. If I look like you in 30 years, I'll do that. What's the thing? Like, is there anything that... Kale. You don't even eat kale.

It's wrong. It's wrong. If Rob Lowe had said... So it's alcohol, we get that. If Rob Lowe somehow, like they had this technology in the 80s or whatever, and he said the reason I look this young. Something that I really like. Is because I've never used a smartphone.

And the radiation that comes from those liquid crystal displays, that ages you. And so I don't use a device. Would you swear off devices? Probably not. Would that be easier than alcohol? Probably not. I don't know.

Which would be harder? It's a really sad conversation because I think at its core, you and I are going, well, we're not going to give up alcohol. I literally read it and was like, next. Moving on. What else? I was like, what else can I do? Let's talk to J-Lo or Cher.

What's their secret? If they say alcohol as well, then we're really in trouble. I'm looking at this post that he's done about it, and he said it's not just the superficial side of giving up alcohol. No. He said it's given him a more fulfilled life. He said he feels more complete as a person because he doesn't have that in his life.

And let's not beat around the bush. Some people have a problem with alcohol, and it's got to go, and that's absolutely the right thing to do. And he obviously identified that. And I'm like, good for you, mate. He's been sober for 30 years. How good. Yeah, yeah.

Congratulations. And I love that. But I just don't want to give it up. Like, what's wrong with having a few beers on a Friday? Nothing's wrong with that. Nothing's wrong with that. But Rob Lowe has confirmed that everything in moderation, right? And drinking responsibly, there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing's wrong with that. But Rob Lowe has confirmed that everything in moderation, right? And drinking responsibly, there's nothing wrong with that.

Yeah, because. If you're the sort of person who can handle it. But Rob Lowe has confirmed that it adds to the natural aging process. When you say everything in moderation, do you mean like beers, wine, vodka? You know what I mean. You know what I mean. Altogether. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. Altogether. You know what I mean.

I would love to know from a scientist if there has been an experiment done. I don't want to know. No, no, no. I want to know is there an exact number of months that one night out on the piss adds to you? No, and I'm sure people listening right now are turning off because they're like, don't want to hear about it. How many weeks does each hangover age you physically? I'd love to know. I would love to know.

No bloody way are we putting that on the show. And you know what else we're not putting on the bloody show? Oh, did you know this donut will take you 89 hours on the treadmill to burn off? Piss off! My brain clenched. Ken, it's in your eyes. Here at the Bree and Clint show, we do not complain.

We don't complain. We are not a negative show. We don't complain. Instead, we like to tell you We have our moments. No, we don't complain. No, we're not complainers. We've got our moments. We're not complainers. Instead of complaining, we like to tell you. We have our moments. No, we don't complain. No, we're not complainers. We've got our moments. We don't. We're not complainers. Instead of complaining, we like to tell you what don't impress us much.

That don't impress me much. You know? Comes across better when Shania's on your team. Yeah, right? We make a statement. Yes. And we reveal exactly what don't impress us much. Some of us better than others.

I can't believe I came up with this damn segment and I haven't gotten it right once. Yeah, Brie has a timing issue. So we're all going to do it because we're all in this together and any of us could muck it up. I just want to know, do we make Brie go first or last? It's up to Brie. Are you feeling confident?

Yeah, it's up to you. I'll go last because then... You can practice in your head? You can see how we do it. Yeah, actually, to be honest, I like to hear exactly what it sounds like again. Some examples. Yeah, okay.

Okay, yeah, that's fine. We'll go first. In fact, producer Ben will go first. Okay. In today's That Don't Impress On Me Much. Ben, you're up. Okay. So you've all of a sudden taken up golf as your favourite sport.

Is that directly with me? No. That's true, did it? Everyone out there playing golf has never played in the... It's the only thing we can do at the moment. He's angry because he can't get on the course. I can't get on the course. I take up all his tea time.

Yeah, that must be very annoying. Go to putt-putt. Yeah, go to putt-putt. It's closed. Is it? I'm a professional golfer. You're not. Okay, I'll give it a go.

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. So you're still taking 10-minute showers in a water crisis. That don't impress me much. The dam's at like 23%. God, he really is a dad to me. We're going to run out of bloody water.

How are you going to wash your stupid coronavirus hands if there's no water, you know? You sound like my dad. He would love to have this chat with you. Get him on for that don't impress me much. Yeah, no, trust me. Yeah, he would my dad. He would love to have this chat with you. Get him on for that going to prison. Trust me, yeah, he would go nuts. And I agree with you, to be honest. Okay, you've had two examples. Ellie's still to go.

You still want to go last? I'll go last. Okay, I'll go next. All right. Okay, so you're not getting up to the correct speed as you attempt to merge onto the motorway? I hate that sign. I always yell, what are you doing?

Merge like a zip, you stupid piece of... It's a zip merge. Haven't you ever seen one before? Don't you know how zips work, you stupid idiot? Why do people get so angry in the car? Oh, I know, right? There's a thin sheet of glass between you and someone else and all of a sudden you're acting like you're Conor McGregor.

Yeah, you're like a villain. You're like, I will rip your face off! That's so weird. This enrages you. All right, well, you're up, okay? It's a big moment. Good luck. Okay, got it.

A little head practice. Yeah. Oh, no. Here we go. Oh, well, you think you're special. Oh, well, you think you're something worse. Okay. So you didn't change the empty toilet roll again.

That don't impress me much. She's done it. Do you know how much concentration that took from me? She's done it. Do you know how much concentration that took from me? We can see it. You know we talked about that Rob Lowe

ageing thing before? Yeah. You just age like six years. Concentration lines. Every day of lockdown we've been playing a morale boosting request

at this time to bring the mood of the nation back up. We don't know what sort of day you've had. It could have been tough. Could have been stressful. Could have been a good day. It doesn't actually matter. But you deserve this. Yeah, you deserve this.

Yeah. And we ask you to tell us the songs that will fix the mood of the entire nation. Think outside yourself. Put yourself in Ashley Bloomfield's pants. What do we need? Not pants. What do we want? Put yourself in his shoes. I'll put myself

in his pants. What's the song? And you give it to us and every day we've come out with a great result. We have. And today there's no theme. We're going rogue. Even more so. So here are the best suggestions. Is today's morale boosting request

Henrique Iglesias? And Pitbull? It's good. Picked you up. Gets you going. Today was another zero COVID day, by the way.

Well done, everybody. Zero COVID cases, zero deaths. So do we need some Dave Dobbin? You know? Great song from a great man. Yeah. Fitting.

Or do we need to rock this party? This is Bob Sinclair. Did you forget how good this song was? Right? This is the pure guilty pleasure of this song. He's like, what's fun? It's literally just a man yelling at you for four minutes. Yeah, it's great.

I like that one. That's an option. So is this. More favorite one. I hate Bon Jovi, but we are halfway there. We're going from three to two before we go to one. So we are technically halfway there. But I do hate Bon Jovi. I love Bon Jovi.

Or seeing as it's a zero day today, do we need this? We are the champions, my friends. Do we need this? Can you just think of every sporting grand final you ever played in when you hear this? Yeah, both of them. Because you'll be playing two your whole life. Yeah, one was for indoor netball. Wait, so what was the other one? Rugby.

Say it like you were in heaps. You were in one. Yeah. How old were in heaps. You were in one. Yeah. How old were you? 25. You, wait. Yeah. And what was the netball?

How old were you? Probably 27. Which was what? What's your point here? What's the line of questioning? I'm just saying. What's the point? I'm just asking. Yeah.

So you were not in a grand final until you were 25. I was a late sporting bloomer, okay? Excuse me. That's not about me. It's not about me. I feel so sorry for you. Are we playing? Did you win?

The netball one. I'm going home. Are we playing on Rike Iglesias? I think we're playing Bob Sinclair, aren't we? The netball one, we did. Excuse me. The netball victory was decisive. And it's probably because you had some pro ladies on the team

holding you up. They helped, for sure. Yeah, I bet they did. Could have done with some ladies on the rugby team. I need to do something for you. You've done enough. This is the winner of the morale boosting request today. Are you with me? I'm going to do something for you. You've done enough. This is the winner of the morale boosting request today. I'm going to organise something. It's a dance thing, you see me? Some way to just bounce on it Yeah Everybody dance now

Let's go Let's go Make it hot Come on Let's go Rock, rock Say what? Rock

Let's go Everybody dance now Rock this party Dance everybody Make it hot in this party Don't stop, move your body Rock this party, dance everybody, make it hot in this party Don't stop, move your body, rock this party Dance everybody, make it hot in this party Everybody dance now

Don't know what's on your mind, we come for you have a good time We want you, want you, we slide, we want you, shake your behind I'm in a dancing mood, girl and I'm feeling good This is my favorite tune, who taught you dancing tunes? Gonna make you feel so good tonight, girl Gonna make you sweat tonight, girl We're gonna make you wet tonight, girl We're gonna make you feel alright

I came to rock up this party, cause I can make you feel alright Sweet boy, rock up your body, get straight through the night Oh-oh, you want it now, sweet boy, rock your body Get straight through the night Oh-oh, you want it now Oh-oh, you want it now Sweet boy, rock your body Cause I'ma make you mine tonight Let's go Let's go

Oh, dear, see Now everybody move Now everybody shake Now everybody Everybody dance now Put it all to scene, shake, now everybody Everybody dance now To the artist thing and the dance gal want test you Don't stand a chance, no, you gotta look better than them, yes You dress nicer than them, yes

Gonna dance from night till morning We love how the DJ playing Oh, what a lovely feeling So close to me, I'm dating Hold me tight, gal, hold me tight, what? Run me waist, gal, run me waist, what? Take me rock, gal, take me rock, oh Why you be upset? Try me tight, girl, hold me tight What? Run me west, girl, run me west, girl What? Take me rock, girl, take me rock, girl Oh, wipe me off, girl, dry me off

Woo! I came to rock up this party Cause I can make you feel alright Sweet boy, rock up your body Rock it straight through the night Oh-oh, you want this party Oh-oh, you want it now Say what?

Sweet boy, rock up your body Cause I'm making you mine tonight Do-dum-dum-dum, let's go Do-dum-dum-dum, hey! Do-dum-do-do-do, let's go Do-do-do-do, hey Do-do-do-do, let's go Do-do-do-do, oh, yeah, yeah Now everybody move, move Now everybody shake, shake

Now everybody, everybody dance now Rock, rock this party Dance, everybody, make it hot In this party, don't stop, move your body Rock, rock this party Dance, everybody, make it hot in this party. Don't stop, move your body. Rock, rock this party. Kids, everybody make it hot in this party. Everybody dance now. Y'all whine and flex. Yeah. Make a neck, y'all vet. Yeah. Don't yell or big up them chest. Yeah. Tell them to you are the best. Yeah. You look better. What? You look better. What? You just better. What? You just better. What? Shake your body. What? Shake your body. What? Shoot him in the moves. What? Shoot him in the moves. Let's go! I came to rock up this party. So I can make you feel alright. So you know, boy, I'm rockin' your body. I'll get you straight through that night.

Uh-oh, you want this party. Uh-oh, you want it now. So you know, boy, I'm rockin' your body. So I can make you feel alright. I came to rock up this party. So I can make you feel alright. So you know, boy, I'm rockin' your body. I'll get you straight through that night. Let's go, let's go. ZDM, Bree and Clayton. That's a winner of our morale booster request. Yelling things at you. It's good. I love that song. That's for every Les Mills instructor in the country who's just realised they're going back to work on Friday. They don't have to do their workout tutorials

to their Instagram Live anymore. You can go into a real room of people again. I just don't know how those instructors do it. Like, how do they do the class? No. How do they do the class

and yell the whole time? Yeah, right. Like, I'm struggling to breathe. Are they going to be, like, horrifically out of shape when we all go back? Maybe. Like, the first class is back shape when we all go back? Maybe. Like the first class is back

because gyms are going back on Friday. Maybe that's a good class to go to. I think I'm like you know just someone else come up and take the class

for 10 minutes. We need to share this for the first couple of weeks we need to look after each other. Alright today instead of doing 10 I just want you to do 3.

3. We're going to do 3. I'm big into the board games at the moment, Clint. Yeah, I know you are. Actually, I always have been. Yeah. I'm a big fan. I learned how to play, oh no, I didn't learn, but I relearned how to play, is it Kings and

Arseholes? The card game? Yeah. Yeah. Such a good game. Yeah, I don't remember any rules of any card games. There's actually a lot more to it. And then I'll go, oh, someone refreshed me, and then we're on. Yeah. But I don't have any stored in my brain. I could never run a game. Crazy, eh? Yeah. Such a good game. Yeah, I don't remember any rules of any card games. There's actually a lot more to it. And then I'll go, oh, someone refreshed me, and then we're on.

Yeah. But I don't have any stored in my brain. I could never run a game. Crazy, eh? Yeah. I used to play Canasta with my nan, like, all the time. Have you ever played that? No.

You need a special deck of cards for that, though. Yeah. Which has, like, points on each card. I don't know how to play old people card games. Canasta's awesome. We played when we were, like, I would have been probably, like, nine. Yeah. It was great. games canasta is awesome we played when we were like i would have been probably like nine yeah it's great anyway um speaking of board games there is a new themed monopoly board out there's

always a new themed monopoly i know and bear with me yeah this one i don't know i don't know you're not sure if it's a good idea yeah i'm gonna put out so many that I'm sure there's a few misses in there. Yeah, well, I've actually done a list of those as well. We'll get to that. But the latest one that the Monopoly company have released, Hasbro, I'm going to say it's Hasbro, is a Monopoly-themed Breaking Bad version. Ooh.

So essentially... They're a bit late. Yeah, I know. Breaking Bad was what, eight years ago? Yeah. But anyway, they've released it none the same and it's actually kind of cool because all the pieces are Breaking Bad themed.

Yeah. So like instead of the little dog or the boot, you get like a Heisenberg hat or a money barrel or a gas mask or a pink teddy bear. Do you get a meth pipe? No. Because it's Monopoly and Hasbro, they're pretty family orientated. But speaking of that, houses aren't referred to as houses.

Oh, they're called traps? They're called tented houses. Oh, yep. That makes sense. And hotels are super labs. Yeah, right. What else does it have? It also, so the locations on the board are quite funny.

It's got Los Polos Hermanos, which is that chicken joint. How did you say it? Los Polos Hermanos. Is that right? Let's go with it. And other, you know, the Schrader House and other stuff like that, which is kind of cool. It's about $39.99 if you're into that.

Yeah. I looked at that and I thought, I've seen a lot of themed Monopoly games. I wonder what other types they've come out with. Yeah. So I found probably some of the weirdest ones in my opinion. Did you know they released a Disney villains Monopoly themed board game? Just villains? Just the villains.

So just Jafar and Scar. Ursula. Ursula. I mean, every movie has a villain, doesn't it? Right. Who's buying that version? So you're just going around trying to be a bad guy. Yeah.

Gobbling up all the property. It's kind of cool now. Kind of makes sense. I could get into that. I can do that one. They also made a bass fishing monopoly themed game. They can't get into that one. No.

But some people love their bass fishing. So there's a monopoly for everybody. There's a market for it. Yeah. You can get into this one. I know for a fact it's a cat lover's edition. Just for cat people. Yeah.

That's fun. Would you ever buy that? No. I have cats. I'm not buying cat themed things. Remember that shirt you bought in Wellington that time? No, I have cats. There's a line. There's a line between having cats and having cat things.

So the Monopoly cat themed board game is the line. Would you be interested in, and this is my favourite out of the weirdest themed Monopoly board games. Yeah. They made a BlackBerry phone 25th anniversary Monopoly edition. Wow. And I bet it was the year before the iPhone came out as well. Probably.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Time for the latest. Dean joins us from Los Angeles, California. Dean, there's news on the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash. Yes, there certainly is. The huge, as you can imagine, gargantuan lawsuit from Vanessa Bryant,

the wife of Kobe Bryant, to the helicopter company. They have come back with this. The helicopter company have claimed that Kobe and Gigi knew of the dangers and they took the flight anyway. They're literally putting it back on the passengers. I know this sounds completely crazy and the story is going to get bigger and more evolved as the next couple of days goes on. But literally, the helicopter company is saying the passengers are at fault for knowing the dangers and the risks, and they still wanted to go anyway.

That is how they are trying to have this huge, gargantuan lawsuit thrown out of court. So it's pretty ugly. I mean, Dean, we did hear that when the story broke, Kobe Bryant did get told that it can be dangerous, obviously flying in heavy fog. But I mean, does that justify? Well, it's an interesting one because I don't know any dad who would put his daughter on a helicopter if he was honestly told of the risks. Like if you were told by the pilot, hey, there's a whatever percentage chance that we could crash

and your daughter could die. I don't, I don't, like, did he know all the facts? It just doesn't, doesn't really add up to me. I don't really feel like the helicopter pilot would have flew if it was like a 90% risk either. That too. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Yeah. He's Kobe Bryant. He's not like the president. He can't force you to fly a helicopter. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Well, that's really interesting. And that's going to be, I mean, obviously an awful situation, but an interesting one going forward. Have you seen in that Michael Jackson doco, Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan doco that everyone's watching at the moment? Have you seen the Kobe Bryant episode yet? I have seen it and

it's kind of eerie because they, I know for a fact they filmed the interview part of the episode with Kobe Bryant not long before. Yeah, right. You've got to see it, Dean. It's a snapshot into – Yeah.

Yeah, it's weird because this whole thing is frozen in time and then all of this has happened since then. Yeah, it's actually mind-blowing. I actually watched the latest two episodes of that doco last night and it's just – It's so good. It's full on. That is Dean McCarthy.

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