ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 13th 2019

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

What was your made-up game as a kid?Dean McCarthy live from LAFVM food fightWhat did you call your private parts?Get your arse to Mardi Gras Day1Milo newsTrash or TreasureHave you ever met Channing Tatum?Birthday Banger!Post Malone did another shoeyLess sexSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Just a little note, today's podcast is a little bit ropey in places. And you might not notice, but yeah, no, here we go. Now we're having the same problem. No, you go. No, okay, I'll start talking. Yeah, then you go and I'll go. Wait, okay. Sorry, are you talking? I'm in Brisbane in a studio from another station and Clint is back in Auckland and we've been trying to do the show over Skype but there's this slight delay so it makes it very hard. Yeah, there's a little bit of a delay.

Other than that, there's a bit of fun in there. We've got a very cool idea that involves us leaving the country which we break on today's show so that's important to hear about if you are keen to come on a big journey with us. If you love an overseas trip and Channing Tatum, it's for you.

Plus one hell of a birthday banger in there as well. Let's focus on the positive. There is one hell of a birthday banger in there. Oh, mate, it was average. It's five minutes and 23 seconds of pure 80s bliss. So get ready for that. And that might be the highlight. On that note, we might leave you to it.

Is there anything you want to add? No. No. Okay, cool. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. I'm tired. ZM. Let's go.

Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Are we working? Are we live? I think we might be. Good afternoon, everybody. Come in, Bree. Hello, Clint. Oh, there she is. Okay, cool. Welcome to our first ever international show where I'm in Auckland and you're where? You're in Milan? You're in Bosnia, right? Very similar. Just as classy. I'm in Australia.

Oh, yeah, that's right. You're in Brizzy, mate. You're getting busy in Brizzy. Yeah, Brizzy, we were here for the magic round, the NRL. What a game it was from the Warriors on Saturday night. Producer Ellie and I have had a ripping time so far. Yeah, cool. And you guys have got one more night there before you fly back tomorrow morning. So that's cool. We're here in New Zealand and there's a storm brewing, which is nice.

So hopefully it's nice over there as well. How is the future? Oh yeah, because we're two hours ahead of you as well, right? Yeah. Yeah,

we're two hours in the past. I don't know about for everybody else but for me it's not that great. I've just gone across the road and got a healthy juice and can I say this is the most awful

tasting thing I've ever had in my life. Do you want to know what's inside this juice? It's got kale, spinach, celery, cos, cucumber, parsley, lemon and ginger.

Honestly, it tastes like dirty river water. Well, mate, you're the idiot as if you would have thought that would taste good. Yeah, well you literally plants. Yeah, you live and learn. It looks like it's been strained through a sock as well.

Anyway, today's going to be great because we've got your chance to win ZM's World Tour 3. This time we're sending you to LA again, but this time to see the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, I know. How exciting is that? Producer Ellie wants to enter and I've told her you can't enter the competition where you work. No, because you can try and hook up with the person who wins it

and then she might get to go. So there's always that option. Also, you'll get to Mardi Gras. Oh, a Cooney Mardi Gras day. You can get your ass to Mardi Gras with a VIP package. We can get you and four friends there for the best Mardi Gras ever at 4.30 this afternoon. Yeah, we're looking for the best preload Mardi Gras bangers.

But next on the show, we're going to talk about those games you made up when you were a kid. I want you to think back. Before iPads, before Tinder, before, I don't know, what else are you doing? Before money, really. Before you had any money, right? When people used to actually play outside, kids.

That's what we used to do. Free makes it sound fun. Hers involves cow shit, and we'll talk about that next. This is Sam Smith and Normani. It's Dancing With A Stranger. Bree and Clint, ZM. I don't want to be.

Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're in Brisbane at the moment, caught up with my mum and my brother, who's it's his birthday today, Hot Aiden, or that's what you guys call him on the show. How old is Hot Aiden turning? Hot Aiden just turned 27. God, what a hot age. You know?

Like, he's old enough that you know you can rely on him. He's probably ready to start settling down. But he's not too old that he doesn't have too many Ks on him. You know? Like, there's not a lot of baggage there. Oh, he's still in good nick. Yeah. It's like you go to the dealership and you're not buying brand new,

but you're getting like a demo. It's just got enough Ks and it's just broken in. I love a demo. How good's a demo? You know you're getting a good deal. You know you're getting a good deal on a demo because it's new without the new prices. Anyway, enough of how attracted I am to Aiden and Kaz.

Back to what you were talking about. Yeah, let's move on. Let's move on. And we were talking at dinner last night and we were just reminiscing about some of our childhood. And I said to Aiden, I said, do you remember that game we used to play where we'd set up the trampoline so it would be on a lean

and then one team would sit down there and then the other team would sit up on the water tank and you'd have five minutes to collect as many pine cones as you could and then you would just hurl pine cones at each other. We called it Pine Cone Wars. God, country life, Mr. Frenet. Mate, my mum gave us a stick once and she goes, go have fun with a stick.

Anyway, the game Pine Cone Wars eventually came to its demise because a kid from down the road copped a, we called it a bombing knocker in the face. And he had to get eight stitches just above his eye. It's always kids that are not in your family that ruin the best games because they don't understand the rules and they don't understand the way to play. And then they get hurt and their dumb parents complain to your parents.

Exactly. Yeah, I know that one. Yeah. And then we started reminiscing about other games that we created as kids that we thought were fun. Yeah. And there was an honourable mention to Tiggy, but it was in a car and on a motorbike. Wait, what? One of you was in a car and one of you was on a motorbike

yeah so what my dad bought us a bush basher car that when we were like 12 so one person was driving the car and then the game was if you're on the motorbike you had to touch the car and that was tiggy i was into the pinecone one that is the dumbest game i've ever heard okay well hear me out hear me out i've got a couple more. Just because I don't care how country you are, I don't trust the defensive driving skills of a 12-year-old. And it's only the motorbike person who's going to get hurt because they're the one that's going to get run over.

The person in the car is fine. Yeah, I always put my brother on the motorbike. He always, unfortunately, got the motorbike. What about we got a big tractor tire once, and then I put my softball helmet on my brother, and then I shoved him inside the tractor tire, and then I pushed him down this hill, and we wanted to see how far you could get.

Yeah. No, that's a classic. That's a classic. It's a good game. It's your hot brother inside a tire. It's just Hot Wheels. It's a good game. I like that game.

Let's do some more reminiscing and a bit of brainstorming too because there'll be great games out there that we've never heard of because they never left your backyard. They never got any further than you and your brothers and your sisters and maybe your cousins at Christmas, right? Need to talk about Rocky Rocky Drain Drain where you had to kick a rock

down the drain the quickest. I mean that was a classic in our family. I've also got a great formula for a homemade bungee jump if anybody wants to hear it. But let's hear yours first. Oh, my God. 0800 dial ZM or you can text to 9696. What games did you make up when you were a kid?

Oh, I can't wait to hear these. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're talking what games did you invent when you were a kid? I mean, a child's brain is an interesting place, and you used to come up with any type of game just to keep your attention for more than 10 seconds. Yeah. Did you have one?

Yeah, we did a homemade bungee jump, which was a rope up a tree, and then you tie it around your waist, and the other three kids hold it at the bottom. It didn't go well. We only got through one of them because there was no... You're an idiot. Yeah, everybody got rope burn except for the kid in the thing.

It could have ended really bad, but those are the things you come up with, right? You said you used to put grass across the hill. Oh yeah, we lived on a street that had a... The road that goes down it is a hill. Oh yeah, we lived on a street that had a, it has the road that goes down it is a hill so we would cover the road in grass in the hopes that cars would come along and spin out. But our example of spinning out was just cartoons

like cars just go Exactly, yeah. On a cartoon. Not the actual spinning and smacking into a power pole kind of thing. Luckily it never worked. It was a very quiet, very slow street and a very, very, very boring game, just putting grass on the road. Were you alright

as a kid? Well, I was a big family. Like you, big family. Yeah, I was going to say, here's me, that we used to just hurl pine cones at each other. We thought that was so much fun. 0800 dial ZM. Anna, what game did you come up with when you were a kid?

My sister and I used to play road tennis, and it's kind of like badminton where you hit the tennis ball over the power line and just hit it back and forth. Yeah, I like it. It's good. Oh, my God. It involves roads, cars, and high-voltage electricity. Safety first.

Yeah. That's a good game. Let's go to Roma. Hey, Roma. Hi, Roma. How are you? What game did you invent as a kid, Roma? We invented a game called Sniff the Cheese

and basically it would be one person in the middle of the room and we'd be running around in circles until time was up and once time was up, you'd have to go into the middle of the circle for the person who's sitting there. And they have their, like, a fist, like a cheese, and you'd have to sniff the person's hand. And they got to choose who got a tap in the face pretty much,

who got a... Oh, my God! So sniff the cheese was just who gets punched in the face. No, it's a good game. Like I said, it's got all the workings of a really good game. And the updated adult version is Eat the Cheese, where you just have a cheese platter and you just eat it. Someone's texted and said that they didn't have any games

when they were kids that they wanted to share, but they'd quite like to play with your brother Aidan. All right, everyone just calm down, you thirsty. What about this text? Someone said, my brother and I used to play Who Can Bounce the Rock the Highest? It was a fun game until we broke the window. These games sound so...

I'm sure they were fun at the time. They sound really sad and hindsight, eh? Like, who can bounce the rock the highest? Last one is Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, guys. How are you? Like, who can bounce the rock the highest? Last one is Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Mel.

What's the game you created when you were a kid? We called it Badoingi, and it was the inside of a waterbed, mum and dad's old waterbed. We drained all the water out and pumped it up with air with the old vacuum cleaner, and you'd sit on the end, and someone else would run up and jump on it

and send you flying in the air. Good times. Oh, my God. We played this at my house too. Yeah. We played that at my household. Yes, we called it the giant's pillow. Did you guys have waterbeds in your family?

Were you a waterbed family as well? No, my uncle gave us his old waterbed and we played that game until my brother broke his arm in four places. Hey, I broke my arm too. My sister jumped off the trampoline onto it. That's how you know you're playing the game right. That's what we did. Yeah, that's how you know you're playing the game.

Oh, my God. That's crazy. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And now it's time to go truly global as we head to Los Angeles as well. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz He's just dropped, but producer Ben is going to quickly get Dean McCarthy back on the line for us.

Hopefully. Hopefully. I love that you're in Auckland, I'm in Brisbane, and then we're going to cross live to Dean who's in LA. I mean, could this show go any more global? Yeah. Should it? No go any more global? Yeah. Should it? No, but it could. Yeah.

It could. What were we going to talk about with Dean? Apparently there's an update on the Britney Spears saga at the moment. Hey, Dean, you're here now. Good afternoon. Hi, guys. Look how fabulous we are all around the world. Oh, my goodness.

We're like the Kardashians or something. Let me talk about Britney Spears, though, because this is, you know, it's not the best story. I just want to give you the update on what went down in the courtroom on Friday in Los Angeles. Okay, here's what happened. Britney Spears, her mom and her dad all had to go to court. Britney's mom filing documents because she wants to be able to view

Britney's medical records, which her dad is currently keeping safe. And Britney Spears wants some relief from the conservatorship that she's been under for 11 years. Specifically, things like, at the moment, Britney Spears is not allowed on the internet. So she's only allowed a flip phone, right? She can't go on the internet. She doesn't have a credit card. And she's not allowed any of those things as part of this conservatorship. She wants it to be relaxed.

The mum wants the medical records. And basically, they're kind of going after the dad. After the unusual and awkward courtroom, Britney left the courthouse barefoot, walking down the street barefoot. We need to rewind. Britney Spears is not allowed on the internet, and she still has a flip phone.

They've just frozen Britney Spears in 2006, and that's what's kept her on track. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. Do you reckon she has the Motorola Razr? I hope so. I hope she's got the pink one.

That was such a good phone. Yeah, I love that phone. That was such a good phone. Yeah, that was cute. So Britney's never been on Instagram. Britney doesn't even know what's in her own Instagram. Britney doesn't run any of that stuff. Nope.

She has a flip phone. Wow. They keep it all away from her. What? But right now, Brie is two hours in the past and Brittany is seven years in the past. It's spooky. Okay, well, hopefully things settle down for her

because we don't want it to go back to what it was. But also, you've got an update for us on another pop star, Demi Lovato. There's news out about Demi Lovato. I've got good news about Demi Lovato. This is really cool. She's signed a new manager, right? She cleaned out her team, sold her house in Hollywood Hills, which is

I know exactly where the house is, and she sold it, and she's got a new manager, Scooter Braun. Now, Scooter Braun, he is Justin Bieber's manager, Ariana Grande's manager. This guy is Mr. Hollywood. So she is really on the right track with the new management team. So it's just looking really positive.

It's looking up, man. It's just great news. She's on track and she's signed with Scooter Braun. Big things to come. This is a really big deal. He's quite quickly made himself the go-to guy for young, the new generation of entertainers, right? The Biebers, the Ariana Grandes.

Because he gets it. They've got a different kind of set of pressures to stars before them. They have to deal with the comments section on Instagram. And, of course, he's pulled people like Justin Bieber out of some pretty dodgy situations as well. So that could be really good for Demi Lovato. Yeah, it's really, really good. He used to rep my ex-boyfriend,

and I went to pick my ex-boyfriend up from Scooter's house once, and Tom Hanks walked out of the front door. Dean. What? Dean, can you just pick up all those names? Could you get any more Hollywood? Pick up all those names. Yeah.

Far out. That is Dean McCarthy who once met Tom Hanks live from Hollywood on the show. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Speaking of powerful, there is a big, big fight going down at the moment on Fletch, Vaughn and Megan. Fletch, Vaughn and Megan's food fight, the Chippies edition. So invested. So invested.

I think we all are. Everybody has a buy-in because everybody has a favourite, right? Because you know why I'm so invested? I'm a savoury girl, Clint, and I love chips. I'll take chips over candy any day, so this is my type of food fight. We have arrived at the final two for Food Fight, the Chippies edition, and to let us know exactly what those are, please welcome Vaughan Smith.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon, Vaughan. Good afternoon. Now, can you tell us the exact two flavours and brands that we've landed on as the finalists for Food Fight Chippies Edition? Bluebird Original Cut Salt and Vinegar, a New Zealand favourite, a staple of any party where there's chips poured into a bowl

to make yourself look a little bit posher than just adding them out of a bag. Yeah. And Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Up until this competition, I thought it was Sour Cream and and onion Pringles. Up until this competition, I thought it was sour cream and chives Pringles, but apparently no. There are chives in it, but onion brings the more dominant flavour. I'm shocked. Yeah.

I'm shooketh, Thorn. All diplomacy aside, how do you feel about the two chips that you've ended up with? What does your gut feeling say? Well, salt and vinegar, that's my favourite chip flavour. If I'm going to eat any brand of chips, salt and vinegar will be front and centre. I'm personally, as you said, politics aside, very

glad there's no representation of chicken chips in the final because chicken chips are filth. Monstrous filth that should all be cancelled, burnt and, I don't know, thrown in the ocean. And they give you real bad breath, Vaughan. Have you ever found that? I was eating some chips while we were talking, by the way.

No. Of course you are. We're talking chicken chips, bad breath. Yeah. I get real bad breath from them. The green onion-flavoured chips give, I've noticed the green onion-flavoured chip breath before. That's a shocker.

Right. It might be all the kiwi dip that I'm eating whilst eating the chicken chips. Yeah, yeah. Are we disappointed that there is no representation in the final from any form of kettle chip? Oh, yeah, well, I'm a massive kettle chip fan. The barbecue kettle chip came so close. Yeah.

If it had been up against the Pringle, I think it would have taken the Pringle. Yeah. But it was up against the vinegar, and unfortunately, the S&V just rolled it. Vaughn, what I really want to talk about, the biggest controversy, Clint's deleting chips, the biggest controversy of the food fight after this season, the grain wave being disqualified. Yes.

Well, I'm a huge fan of grain waves. It was always a good night at the Smiths when Mum and Dad went out and left you with a frozen pizza or a 1.5 bottle of Pepsi, because that was what they drank, unfortunately, and a bag of grain waves. Now, I'm a big fan of grain waves, and then when we tasted them,

the recipe change just absolutely stripped away the nostalgic feel. Yeah, I wasn't aware there'd been a recipe change, and I don't think many people were, and maybe that's an indication of how many grain waves we're actually eating. If nobody knew they'd changed the recipe, then how can they really be a contender for the winner of Food Fight, right? It was one of those things people had tried and liked, but obviously remembered with nostalgic rose-tinted glasses

because, yeah, they were terrible. Well, the whole thing's over tomorrow, is that right? We'll know who the winner of this is tomorrow morning? Correct, yes. Tomorrow morning, the winner will be crowned. You can vote in Fletch Vaughan and Megan's Instagram story at the moment. Just for the record,

currently the vote's 40% Pringles, 60% salt and vinegar. That's closer than I thought it would be. Also, Vaughan, you'd like to know that I'm in Australia at the moment and big political campaigns happening over here for who's going to be the next Prime Minister. But everyone actually cares more about who's going to win the food fight. So it's big news over here in Australia as well. Well, yeah, the champion of the food fight will likely last longer than the next Australian Prime Minister.

They change recipe on their Prime Minister more than grain waves. OK, that's Vaughan. He's back tomorrow. It tastes terrible. Get in some dip. Get Scott Morrison some dip. Food fight winner tomorrow morning. Go and vote FVMZM on Instagram.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Clinton Roberts, I've been wanting to do this on radio for probably the last two months, and every time I've pitched it for the show, you've went, oh, don't know about it. Don't know. And it's finally come.

Today's the day. This conversation makes me uncomfortable I don't know why But we'll see We'll see what the audience thinks Because I was chatting to you And I was saying You know when you're young

And as you're growing up Your parents I think kind of influence you Or sometimes you come up with it yourself About what you nickname your private parts when you're a kid. Yeah. Producer Ellie loves this chat. I love this. I know she does and so does Producer Ben. It's been a three-on-one, but you've got your way.

You've got your way. Here we are. Here we are. Here we are. And I've done my research over the last couple of months, and every time I see someone or I meet someone at a party, I just ask them, what did you call your privates as a kid? That's what you're asking people that you meet at parties. Hey, I'm Bree. What are you drinking?

What do you call your private parts? I think it's a great icebreaker, and I want to know the different names that people have nicknamed their private parts. Okay. When you were – oh, God, I'm not asking the question, am I? When you were a kid, what did you nickname your private parts? Yeah, what was the name you gave your kids? No, I'm asking you.

I'm asking you. You want to do this? You answer it. Yes, yes. So, obviously, we've got the male version and the female version. For me as a kid, the male version was a Willie and the female version was a wee-wee. All right.

I think there's going to be way more fruity names for the girls. I think the guys' ones are fairly standard, right? There's going to be some weird ones out there for the girls. I think we're going to be surprised at how elaborate and different they are. Producer Ali, you care to chime in on this? I would love to, actually. I used to call the

female reproductive organ the fanny and the male one the diddle. The diddle. Yes, the diddle. Fairly standard, right? Yeah, pretty standard. And now we go to you, Clint. What did you call your privates? Well, I've just texted my mum

because I don't have it available to me in my instant memory. She said, you called it a winger winger. Love it! And I said, okay, what did I call the girls' ones? And she said, you didn't know about girls' ones because you only had two brothers when you were younger.

My sister didn't come along until I was 10. So as far as I was concerned, those didn't exist. I love that your nickname for your privates as a kid can also relate to now because you can call it the winger winger chicken dinner. And what about Producer Ben? You can't, by the way. Producer Ben from Christchurch, what was the lingo for it

down south? I don't know, I think I just would have gone Willie. Yeah, there would have been a... Fairly bog standard. I love that people, Clint, love this chat because they're weighing in already on the text machine and there's some really good ones.

One person has texted in and they said, In our family, starting from our great-grandmother, we called the girls' bits the Tootie Fruity. This makes me so uncomfortable. I love it. I love it. And let's hear from you guys right now. 0800 dial ZM. What was the nickname when you were a kid that you gave your privates?

Bree and Clint. Here's the Jonas Brothers on ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. But Bree joins us from her Brisbane studios where she's taking control of the show. Hello. And finally, I don't know how I've got it across the line today but I've been wanting to do this phone-in for

a while. What was the nickname when you were a kid that you gave your privates? We all have them, but we don't talk about them. I think the words themselves give me the creeps. I don't know what it is that makes me so weird about this one, but there is no shortage

of people looking to share. And everyone's got a different name too. Like, can we not all just agree on a name and use the same name? Yeah, but then I mean, that's not fun, is it? True. I've got a few on the text machine that I want to read out to you.

A few people have weighed in on this. Someone said I used to call the female one a peach and the male version a little Johnny Jump Up. Wait, what? That one doesn't make sense. I was on board with the peach bet. But, yep, cool. Yeah, give us another one.

Someone else said, for the girls, V-dub bonnet. Again, what? And for the boys, a snuffy or a Vader, depending on certain circumstances. Okay, that's fine. 0800 dials it in. Rico's here. Hey, Rico. Hey, how's it going?

Good. Now, you come from a South African household. Is that correct? That is correct, yes. So Afrikaans as first language. Okay. hold, is that correct? That is correct, yes. So Afrikaans as first language. Okay, and what was the nickname for your privates as a kid over there? Yeah, so

for the male part, it's Toli, which is just a smaller part of a tall. Yep. Yep. Yep. And for the female one, it's just Cookie, just small part of a cake.

Yeah, that's what we call it. And that's a really good way of – I teach that my kids as well, and it's just something we grew up with. Do you just say, Rico, keep your hands out of the cookie jar? Oh, no, that doesn't work, does it? That's awkward. Thanks, Rico. Hi, Bella.

Hi. I call, I actually still call it this. I call the girls on the front bum and the boys are doodler. You don't still use that as an adult, do you? I still use front bum. Right. Because it would be weird if you were on a date with a guy and you used, you know what I'm saying?

Well, I mean, it doesn't come up that often, you know. What about if Bella was like, what about if you were like texting someone and then you just forget that not everyone calls it a front bum and they're like, what are you talking about? Last one's Rach. Hey, Rach. Hi, how are you? Good.

Rach, what was the nickname that you gave your privates as a kid? Actually, it wasn't me. It was my five-year-old. He came home from school, and he said, hey, Mum, I know the difference between a boy and a girl. And I said, okay, what's that? And he said, okay, so a boy has a winkle, and a girl has a volcano.

Kids, gotta love them. Did you bother to correct them or just leave it? Actually, no, don't worry about it. That's totally fine. No, I just left it. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for that, everybody.

I'm going to be wrapped. Thanks. Thanks, everyone. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Get your ass to Mardi Gras with Bree and Clint. Yeah, we want to get you to the sold out Ohakune Mardi Gras right now. And all you've got to do is give us the best preload anthem that you've got.

So what we're going to do, Clint, we're going to hear from four people on the phones. And they're going to give us their preload bangers. And then you and I are going to vote for the best one. And they're going to go through to the end of the week. Yeah, there's a grand final happening on Friday and that person takes out the big prize for all four of them. First person up is Bridget. Hey, Bridget. Hey, how are you?

Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Good, thank you. Bridget, what's your preload banger for Mardi Gras that you're adding into the mix? Genuine Pony. She's going to be a raunchy Mardi Gras for you, Bridget. I mean, I know you've got to keep warming the snow somehow,

but damn, girl. All right, cool. That's your contender. That could go through to the final. I like it. I like it. Lauren. Hey, Lauren.

How's it going? Good, thanks, Lauren. What's your preload banger that you're adding to this playlist for Mardi Gras? This is the one that gets all the feels going. It's I Got a Feeling by Black Eyed Peas. And clap. Yeah, drunk people love the Black Eyed Peas. I mean, party people love the Black Eyed Peas.

Yeah, it's a great option, Lauren. Okay, that could put you through to the final. Jaylene's here. Hi, Jaylene. Hi. Hi. Jaylene, what's your song you're adding to the mix? Sandstorm.

Yeah, it's good. It's good. This is the kind of energy you want when you're at Mardi Gras, when you're down in the snow, right? Yep. Oh, yeah. I feel warmer already. Okay, one more and then we have to decide which is the best one.

Holly, hey, Holly. Hello. Holly, what are you putting on the playlist just before you head out to Mardi Gras? Wagon wheel. Oh, tune. Woo. The way you feel. Cool, thank you Holly I feel like we've gone with the four If they were to put out now

That's what I call getting ready to go out music volume one All four of those songs would be on there, wouldn't they? But we need to choose one. What's going through to the final, Bree? Sandstorm, Wagon Wheel, Pony or the Black Eyed Peas? You know me, Clint. I just love to get down and boogie with a bit of Wagon Wheel. Yeah, I know you do.

So much so that I know it's not even worth fighting. Holly, you're coming back on Friday to play in the final with your song Wagon Wheel. Congratulations and good luck. Nice work. You'll get to chug another song in the mix to take that on tomorrow with your chance to win tickets for all four of you to Ohakuni Mardi Gras. Thanks to ZM and Audiology, four tickets to go along,

one juicy camper van, snowman studios, four-person accommodation and four hoodies. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Milo have released a statement to say they will revert back to their original flavour after four years of non-stop complaints. Oh, praise the Lord. complaints. Oh my God. Praise the Lord. Finally. People are starting. What a relief. People are starting to listen to us.

It's like, I feel like there's been a bit of a sea change recently. We saw it with Sonic the Hedgehog too. You know how in the past it's been a big company will change something and you're not happy with it and you just have to suck it. You just have to put up with it. But then the Sonic thing happened and and everyone goes, we hate it. So they went, okay, we'll change it.

Now the Milo company, Nestle, one of the biggest food companies in the world, has said, you know what, we've heard you guys, and we're going to change the recipe back. Complain and whinge enough, Clint, and you can achieve anything. There's an article from 2015 That was written about the change of flavour Where they interviewed some of the most vocal critics Who said the thing they didn't like about new Milo

Was when they drank it they thought the milk was off Another person said This tastes putrid and I won't be drinking it again That's enough to go Maybe our customers aren't really into this right? Can I just weigh in on this for a second? Because I moved from Australia to New Zealand a year and a half ago. And one of the first things I noticed is when I bought my, you know, my favorite drink, Milo,

I was drinking it and I was like, this tastes real weird in New Zealand. Right. Did Australia not change the flavor? I don't think Australia changed it. Well, I'm not sure. Maybe I just hadn't had it in Australia for a while. But you know what I did realise about the new Milo that they brought out? Yeah.

Was that the Milo dissolved way quicker. Right. Okay. Which is the best part. They made quite a few. Oh, what? It dissolved quicker where In Australia or in New Zealand

In New Zealand Like the new version of Milo Oh yeah Because you want all that Crunchy stuff on the top right You want some of it Left floating around the top Yeah that's the only reason

I'd never drink the milk afterwards I'd just eat the stuff off the top And then throw out the milk Oh right Okay Well maybe that's what They were trying to get around Anyway

Either way People have listened. People at the Milo company have listened and it's going back to the original flavour. They said they couldn't do it initially because they put in new equipment in their factory to make new Milo and it's taken them this long to change it back. But

very shortly, back in New Zealand, we will have the original Milo flavour once again, which is great news. This has sparked, it's sparked an idea because obviously we've now learnt that if you complain enough and if you complain for a long amount of time, you will get changed. You do get what you want, yeah. So you and I should now start a petition and urge everyone listening right now to complain about the bloody headphone jack on the iPhone.

What the hell? iPhone, bring it back for God's sake. I won't be joining you on that one because I switched to Samsung. And over here, we've still got the headphone jack. So we're good. God damn it. We're good. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. SOS. SOS. Oh, treasure Your chance now to win a pair of JBL Live voice activated headphones I just got a pair of these These are so cool They've got Alexa and Google Assistant built into them Yeah, they're amazing

And your chance to win right now with this game Where it's Antiques Roadshow So we're going to give you an item And they'll explain obviously what it is And where it comes from Probably how old it. And then you have to tell us whether it's trash worth under five grand or treasure worth over five grand. Pretty simple really, Jasmine. And you just need to get two out of three correct and you win the headphones, okay?

Awesome, thank you. If you don't though, Matthew is standing by to take the headphones for doing absolutely nothing, which is not really fair. so let's hope you take it out. Here we go. Here's your first item. Listen carefully. It's a China clock, and it has a very Louis XV style to it. And just as you say, it is from France. It's in the neighbourhood of 1890, 1910 as far as its age is concerned. It's a clock from 1890 to 1910, as far as its age is concerned. Okay. It's a clock from 1890 to 1910.

And can I add another detail? I'm looking at it. It's very ugly, Jasmine. I'm going to go with treasure. You're going to say treasure for the clock? Treasure. Over five grand. Let's go to the audio.

I would estimate the value of a clock like this to be retail between $1,200 and $1,500. Ah! Dammit! That's okay. You've got two more chances at this, okay? Here's your second item. I've always called it the bird music box.

So it's called an automaton. It's French, around about 1830 to 1850. It's a wind-up movement. It's made of silver and enamel. It's like a... Ooh. It's a bird... It's a French bird music box.

Kind of looks like a jewellery box, but I guess this is what you listen to before Spotify. Yeah, it looks swanky as... Maybe treasure? Maybe treasure. Right, treasure. Over five grand is what we're looking for. If this were to come up for auction,

an auction estimate would be $8,000 to $12,000. She's got him! Got him! Means you just need one more. One more, Jasmine, and you win the headphones. Here you go. Here's your last item. So this is an actual Roy Campanella game-use bat.

It's stamped Campanella. And it's what we call a 125, which is a pro model bat. We know it's a 1954 to 57 Roy Campanella game-used bat. We're looking at a baseball bat. Do you know baseball? Baseball stuff. Are you a big baseball fan, Jasmine? No, not at all.

Does the name Roy Campanella ring a bell to you? No, not at all. What about you, Bree? Can I just say jazz? You played a lot of baseball and softball. Yeah, I know quite a bit about baseball and he was a very famous baseball player back in the day, if that helps.

We might go with Trueser again. Okay, let's find out. Right, over 5K, let's do it. The insurance value on this bat is $30,000. Oh, whoa! You've done it. Well done. Yay, thanks, guys.

Nice work. We've got a pair of JBL Live Bluetooth voice-activated headphones coming your way. Well done, Jasmine. Awesome, thank you so much. Cool, bud. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint, not a big deal to me.

I never talk about it. You know, just something real small that happened in my life about a year and a half ago. Channing Tatum, the movie star, A-list celebrity, followed me on Instagram. Yeah, I know. Not a big deal. Yeah, and I know you.

You make a point of trying not to talk about it, you know, because you just want to be like one of the people, right? You just want to remain as normal as possible. Yeah, I want to be a, you know, a peer. I don't want to be like one of the people, right? You just want to remain as normal as possible. Yeah, I want to be a peer. I don't want to be a fan. A peer of Channing's? Yes.

Oh, right. Sorry, I thought you were trying to relate to regular people, but you're not playing so you can relate to Channing. Okay, that's a different level of narcissism. But that's cool. No, that's fine. Yeah, talk me through it. What's going on? I play it cool. You know, don't talk about it very often, but over the last couple of months,

I've been getting all these inboxes from people who call BS. They reckon the real Channing Tatum doesn't follow me on Instagram, or some people are claiming it was an accident. Some people are claiming he thought I was someone else and people just you know they hound me about it they don't believe it the Channing Tatum that follows you has the blue tick doesn't he he's got the blue tick um but people are saying that they reckon it was an accident right okay what about that time that he talked about you on the red carpet with Dean McCarthy in fact I think I've got a little bit of that here. Our Hollywood reporter intercepted him on the red carpet and he said this

I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomas you know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical and her mom, literally there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny and Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just like cannot not laugh

at each other. I think that's what if we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. Shredding Tattoo, thank you so much. I told you not to play that audio. You know I hate playing that audio, but you just went ahead and played it, so that's, you know, up to you.

Bri's not even in the country today. We're doing this whole show over Skype and even down this shitty webcam as soon as he said this bit right here. Brianna's amazing. Shadding Tatum, thank you so much. You can try and pretend you're one of his peers all you want. I saw your face basically explode into smile.

You're like a schoolgirl. Brianna's amazing. Shadding Tatum, thank you so much. Seriously? Can we just get that on loop and I'll just listen to it over and over? Brianna's amazing. Shadding Tatum, thank you so much. Shadding Tatum, thank you so much. Oh, seriously? Can we just get that on loop and I'll just listen to it over and over? Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Oh, yeah, that's good stuff. I finally thought, you know, how can, because people are saying, because they said to me, I said, haven't you heard the audio? Like he was talking about me on the red carpet and people like, he was being polite. He didn't know who you were. Like it was an accident. He didn't mean who you were. Like it was an accident.

He didn't mean to follow you. And I was like, you know, this is getting real savage. And I thought, who's going to back me on this? Who's going to support me? And I thought, my mate, Clinton Roberts. You got a plan? I've got a plan. Hear me out.

What if you and I, the show, producer Ben, producer Ellie, we all pack up our stuff and somehow we go to LA and we try and meet Channing Tatum in the flesh to ask him once and for all, was it an accident or do you actually know who I am and do you think I'm amazing? Okay, I'm just processing this. So I get to go to LA. Yes.

And there's a chance that I get to hang out with Channing Tatum. That's correct. It's all sounding quite good. I'm assuming you don't have any of it planned. I'm assuming you don't have flights. And I'm assuming we don't have a face-to-face meeting with Channing Tatum. No, we've got none of that. But you know what?

You have to start somewhere. But I have looked at the calendar. The only dates where you and I can go where we both have that week free is in two weeks' time. God, thanks for the warning. Okay. Cool. Yeah, we can deal with this. I can deal with this.

My baby's not due for about nine weeks. So to be honest, it's probably the only time that we can go. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. I'm proposing, yeah, I'm proposing we somehow, I don't know if we can get Air New Zealand on board, we can somehow

maybe even put it out there. Do you know Channing Tatum? Do you know his cousin? Do you know his cook? We'll take anything. We need help from everyone to get this over the line. Let's go to LA in two weeks to try and stalk, I mean, meet Channing Tatum. I love it. Absolutely love it. Is there any way we can freight the Venute over?

Just to really bring all of our ideas together. Look, we'll deal with that. We are going to need help though. And we are going to need just a little bit of a reality check. How about this? How about we just open up the phones now? 0800 dial ZM. Real simple. Okay. We don't need family members. We don't need cousins. If you are, great. Have you met Channing Tatum? That's the degree of separation I think that we should start with, right? I think you're right. And how hard hard was it and where did you meet him we might not get

anyone on this and that doesn't mean that we shouldn't go but if we find someone listening to the show who has met channing tatum then that is going to make this whole thing that more realistic right fuel this dream for us right now new zealand 0800 dials at m you met Channing Tatum? Bree and Clint The podcast ZM What do you do When a megastar A heartthrob A-list celebrity

Follows you on Instagram And then people doubt That he followed you on purpose You book a flight to LA And you try and meet him in person Now are you sure Are you sure that he still follows you? No

No Okay And I don't I'm keen to go to LA Now, are you sure that he still follows you? No. No. Okay. And I'm keen to go to LA. I'm keen to do this stuff. It's not just easier just to go in and have a look to see if he follows you? That is a very good point. But, you know, even if he doesn't, we did message over DM for a little bit and I thought even if he has unfollowed me a message over DM for a little bit,

and I thought even if he has unfollowed me, maybe this will rekindle our friendship. No one, yeah, right? Everybody likes that too. Everybody loves if you unfollow them, if they come up to you in person and say, hey, why'd you unfollow me? There's nothing awkward about that at all, eh?

No, this is also a great idea. Yeah, yeah. It's the best way to deal with it. We want to know how possible it is this afternoon, though. And we've asked a very simple question. Before we pack up our bags and go to LA, have you met Channing Tatum? Has anyone ever met Channing Tatum? Has anyone met him that isn't an A-list celebrity? You know, that isn't Jimmy Fallon or Jessie J or, I don't know.

You know? And how hard was it? Where was it? How did you do it? We do have two phone calls, okay? We do? Yeah, we asked the question and we weren't sure we were going to get anybody. We've got two people here.

First of all, Molly's on the phone. Hi, Molly. Hello. Hi, Molly. Okay, Molly. Okay, Clint, I want to ask Molly first. Do you think this is a good idea that we go to LA to meet Channing Tatum, hopefully? 5,000%, obviously. So good. Okay, great.

And now the big question. Have you met Channing Tatum? No, but I have met Scarlett Johansson. Right, right. I'm hearing you out. Tell me more, Molly. I think it could be a link. Okay, so I was just going to karaoke, as you do,

and she was in Wellington filming for Ghost in the Shell, and there was four of us in there, and my three mates and then she walks in with her whole entourage and then they shut the bar so it was just us four and Scarlett Johansson and her entourage there and at what point did she say, did Channing Tatum come up in conversation, did he

ring her um no and I did only say hello, and she said hello back. But I mean, one of her entourage gave me a fake flower, so I can give you that, and you can take that. Okay, cool. Yes, no, I like it, Molly.

It's a tenuous letter, but we will take it, yeah. She's fueling the dream. I love it. We do have one more call, okay? Okay. One more chance Anybody listening in New Zealand Have you met Channing Tatum? Rose, good afternoon

G'day First of all Do you think it's a good idea That we go to LA And chase down this man And maybe like Sleep outside his house And maybe get arrested for it

But hopefully Get to talk to him And get a selfie With the guy from Magic Mike Oh totally Like totally back I'm with Molly 100% You've got to do it Okay rested for it, but hopefully get to talk to him and get a selfie with the guy from Magic Mike. Oh, totally. Like, totally back. I'm with Molly 100%. You've got to do it.

Okay. Yes, I love the support. And the big question. Have you met Channing Tatum? No, but. Oh. Oh. There's a but.

There's a but. There's a but. Yeah. I did walk the red carpet when he was premiering Magic Mike 2 in London with him. So you were on the same red carpet as him? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

That's good. She technically would have breathed the same air that Channing was breathing that night. That's good. So in your expert opinion, as someone who's been in the vicinity of Mr Tatum, is it possible? Are we wasting our time if we go to LA or is this a great idea? No,

I think you're on a surefire path here to meeting him. And getting a selfie and getting just confirmation that he did not follow you accidentally. And kissing him on the mouth and then maybe falling. No, I took it too far. Very sad.

All right. A bit to sort out, but I think we're on here. Yeah, a bit to sort out. You did ask me before we started talking about this, does he still follow me? A few people have checked. Yes. They've texted through.

He does. It's a dream start. It's a great start. It's the start we need. We're going to Hollywood and we're never coming back. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We just came up with half a plan. The plan is very loose. It's basically fly to LA and see if we can meet the most famous guy who follows you on Instagram. That's it. That's it, right? Yeah, that's pretty much it. I mean, we don't have flights.

We don't have accommodation. We don't have any other ideas. But hey, we can try and make that all up on the way. If someone follows you and you follow them back, you're friends, right? Like, it's not weird. You're friends. Yes. But we still need some kind of idea of how hard this

is going to be to achieve. So just before we asked, have you met Channing Tatum? To which we got a lukewarm response. Would that be fair to say? No, I was happy with the response. I mean, I felt like it was a really good start to the dream. One person who

was on a red carpet that he was on and another person who met Scarlett Johansson. So, yeah, it's a start. You've got to start somewhere, mate. You've got to start somewhere. What about no degrees of separation? Welcome to the show, Ruth. Hello.

Ruth, give us some good news. Please tell me you've met the man himself, Channing Tatum. Yes, I have met Channing Tatum. Where? What? I was living in the west coast of the Scottish Highlands and he was filming, I've forgotten the name of that, Roman one that he did.

And we were having, we were waiting in a pub to have dinner and they came in, him and his entourage, and we sat down and chatted to them, and they invited us to have dinner with them. You're kidding. You're joking me. No, and so there is actually a photo of all of us on the wall of the pub. And, okay, okay, okay.

So you haven't just met him. You've shared a meal with him at his invitation. Is he a nice guy? He seems like a really with him at his invitation. Is he a nice guy? He seems like a really nice guy. In person, is he a nice guy? He is really sweet and really funny. So what you're saying, Ruth, I should just put myself in the vicinity and I'm going to get an invite to dinner and then probably end up together,

start a family. That's what you're telling me. Well, I didn't, but there you go. I think you should make a big sign and hold it up so that he can read it, something that entertains him. Okay. See, these are the ideas we need. I love that.

Ruth, we're going to keep your number on file just in case we need some more information later, but that has been very, very insightful. Thank you very much. And I say go for it. Totally go for it. Yeah, okay. Great. You're a legend. I love you. Call any time. Now you very much. And I say go for it. Totally go for it. Yeah, okay. Great. You're a legend.

I love you. Call any time. Now we're on. Now I'm feeling, before I was faking it, now I'm feeling truly inspired. Mate, the support on the text machine is overwhelming. People want this to happen. We need to go to LA and we need to make this dream a reality. Okay, give us 24 hours to talk to some people who can maybe help us,

talk to some people to maybe that can help us get somewhere maybe sometime soon. We don't have anything else yet, but we've got the dream and that's all you need. All right, this is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we play one of those in full. First one's Chrissy. Chrissy, you've heard birthday banger before? Yes, I have, yep.

Okay, cool. Give us your birthday, and Bree will let you know what yours is. Okay, 23rd of July, 1967. Okay, Chrissy, you were 16 in 1983 on the 23rd of July, and back on that day, this topped the charts. One time I was falling in love. Now I'm only falling apart. Bonnie Tyler.

Oh, Chrissy. Yeah, Bonnie Tyler. There's nothing I can do. A total eclipse of the heart. What a ballad. It's good. I like it. Hi, Nathan.

How you doing? Hi, Nathan. Good, thanks, Nathan. It's good. I like it. Hi, Nathan. Hey, Dave. Hi, Nathan. Good thanks, Nathan. What's your birthday? 28th of June, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 28th of June. And on that day, this was number one. Does that make me crazy?

Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Is that song 13 years old? Yep. Wow. Does that make you feel old, Nathan? Oh, yes, it does, actually. Do you like the song, though? Is it a good birthday banger?

It's not bad. It's not bad. Yep, cool. I like it. Crazy Niles Barkley. It's a good one. Hi, Todd. Hey, guys.

How are you going? Good, thanks, Todd. What's your birthday? 8th. Hi, Todd. Hey, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks, Todd. What's your birthday? 8th of May, 1984. Okay, Todd, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 8th of May, and on the Millennium, this was number one. It's nearly 20 years old. Destiny's Child. Are old. Destiny's Child.

Are you a Destiny's Child fan, Todd? They're not too bad. Yeah, I've listened to a few songs. I like it. Okay, cool. So three very different options today. We've got Niles Barkley's Crazy, we've got Destiny's Child,

and we've also got Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of the Heart. I'm really interested to see what you're picking today. I am picking... Oh, here it comes. Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of the Heart. Oh, what? Yeah.

That's the song to choose of those three. What are you choosing? I can't sit through that whole song, I don't think, for a Monday. Yeah. I've got to go Say My Name, Destiny's Child. Really? Okay. Well, a split vote means we have to go to a producer,

so we're going to go to Producer Ellie. Producer Ellie, which of those two songs are we playing today? Actually, all three are available to you. What song are we playing with Bentley Banger today? I'm sorry, Brie, but I'm with Clint on this one. I think it has to be Bonnie Tyler. I think that's a mistake. Oh, no.

It's happening. Let's find out together. Brie and Clint. Let's do the Texas show. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming round Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit tired

Of listening to the sound of my tears Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit terrified Turn around. Turn around, bright eyes. Turn around, bright eyes.

Turn around. Turn around I know I've got to get out of pride Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit terrified But then I see the look in your eyes Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever

And if you only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong Together we can take it to the end of the line The lovers like a shadow on the other side All the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

We're living in a ball and kicking, giving up I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart Thank you. Every now and then I fall apart Every now and then I fall apart And I night and day I fall apart. And I need you now tonight. And I need you more than ever.

And if you only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever. And we'll only be making it right. Cause we'll never be wrong Together we can make it to the end of the line Love is like a shadow on me all of the time

All the time I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark Living in a pony gang and give up Fall I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start your life Forever's gonna start your life

Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart Nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life And now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart Ripped a big fog

Bree and Clint, that is Birthday Banger. The winner is Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. No regrets. It's still going. No regrets. It's still going. It's got another three minutes left on the song, guys. It's still going. No regrets. Still going. It's got another three minutes left on the song, guys. It's had a hell of a reaction on the text machine as well,

which is good because I got really nervous as soon as I hit play and I realised it was five and a half minutes long. Was that song five and a half damn minutes? I know, it just flew by, right? It's that good that it just sort of evaporated. You didn't even know it was happening. You just got caught up in it and you went along for the ride. I got lost in that really big organ solo

that's halfway through. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Over the weekend, Post Malone played in Auckland. Jealous. I wanted to go to this show. I just missed out. It looked really, really good. There's so many good Post Malone songs going around.

Like, it would have been hit after hit after hit. He wasn't well. I saw a lot of people's Instagram stories, and he was saying on stage, look, I don't feel good, but I'm here, and let's do this anyway, which is good. He won't be doing that when he's a super megastar. He'll be going, I can't be bothered going on.

You know how people get too big for that? It's just nice that he's... I've got chlamydia. Yeah. And with the news that I'm about to bring you, unfortunately, next time he visits, he may actually have chlamydia, okay? What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Post Malone's big thing that he does at every show is a shoeie. We all know what a shoeie is. It's doing a vessel out of your shoe. And he did one at Spark Arena on the weekend as well. Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy. He's got a shoe. No.

He's the postman. He's true fun. He's a big swatter. So he does it well. He gets someone to throw him a shoe out of the crowd and then he gets his own chant. What? And then he does it. Yeah. Wait, so it's not even his own shoe?

Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He does it out of someone else's shoe. Yeah. And I don't know about you, but the idea of a shoeie to me doesn't seem like the cleanest thing in the world. Especially when it's someone else's shoe, right?

Remember recently when you did a shoeie out of your gumboot? Yeah, but that was a brand new gumboot. That was um... No, mine was a brand new gumboot. Yours was... No, mine was a brand new gumboot. Yours was an old gumboot that you'd worn a million times. Oh, that's right. They were my garden gumboots.

Oh. Yeah, but at least it was my gumboot, right? True, true. I've done a little bit of research into what might go wrong from doing a shooey. And believe it or not, there are universities who have looked into this. Because shooeys are so rampant now, there's a study that's been done by Western Sydney University at the School of Medicine and Gastroenterology. Okay?

So we're talking gut stuff. We're talking proper science here. Dr. Vincent Ho has looked into it. Because some people believe that as soon as you put alcohol in there, it kills the bacteria. But there's actually not enough bacteria in a beer or wine that people are doing out of a shoe to kill anything. And actually, the sugar that you put in there

makes the bacteria grow even faster. So it makes it worse. Grim. Dr. Vincent Ho's recommendation for a shoeie is not doing one. He said that shoes are rampant with a bacteria called staph or Staphylococcus aureus. Now, Staphylococcus aureus can lead to septicemia, pneumonia, food poisoning, vomiting, nausea and diarrhoea.

So, you have to wonder, you have to wonder if Post Malone's not feeling well, is it partly to do with the shoeies? Could it be? It actually could be. No, it actually could be. That's why he looks like that all the time. And he could be, because he's going around the world and he's drinking from a different shoe from a different continent

every night of the week, he could be building some kind of super bug within him. Oh my God, and it's all cooking inside of his stomach. Anyway, on that note, I hope you enjoyed the show. And if you used your shoe, I hope it was kind of new. If you listen to this show long term, there's a couple of code words that you need to understand. And one of those code words, which we just use to make sure that everybody can get involved, that needs to get involved, and those that don't need to get involved, don't get involved.

One of the code words is indoor gardening. Now, gardening is obviously an adult activity. I don't know many kids who are into gardening. And the type of gardening that we're talking about only happens inside. So hence the term. It's best done inside. It's best done inside. Unless you want to be arrested.

Yeah. Or you want to catch your death of cold, you know. Or get a poison ivy rash on your bottom. So long as we're on the same page, we're about to talk about indoor gardening. And in particular, the amount of indoor gardening we're doing. A study has been released to say that we are having less indoor gardening sessions than we were 10 years ago. Quite a lot less, to be honest. Well, I mean, you know, a big show back in the day was Bert's Backyard.

And I mean, we don't see that show on the air anymore. Yeah, Maggie's Garden Show. It's not even there anymore. Right? Mucking in. No one's mucking in. 34,000 men and women aged between 16 and 44 were surveyed. So it's quite sizable.

And they found that there is 25% less gardening action going on than there was 10 years ago. A quarter? Yeah. Drastic, right? Well, a few things come to mind for me as to why this would be happening. Yeah, sure. What's that?

Netflix. Yeah. Which is, I mean, you know, so interesting. Maybe some would say more interesting than indoor gardening. Yeah. What else is on your list? Tinder. Oh, yeah.

I would have thought that would lead to more, but yeah, cool. Yeah. No, because there's more relationships happening online. Oh, that don't even reach their physical conclusion. Yeah. Right. Okay. Anything else? Anything else? that don't ever reach their physical conclusion. Yeah. Right. Okay, anything else?

Anything else? And the last one are dog parks. Okay, right. You did get one from the list. This study has revealed that dog parks, Facebook, smartphones, and watching Netflix box sets are the reason why we're not doing it anymore. Got it. I kind of get it.

Like, you're constantly entertained. But at the same time, if that is the reality, it's kind of sad. Really, right? Like, I love my phone, but not that much and not in that way. Not enough to let the garden go to seed. I mean, yeah, you don't want the garden to overgrow, if you know what I'm saying. No. No, and it doesn't say that we're not doing our gardening chores at all.

It just says that we are doing less than we were 10 years ago. But it's an easy fix, right? So tonight, when you get home, turn off the TV, put down your smartphone, close your Facebook app, put on your gardening gloves, grab a hoe, and get stuck in. We can turn this around New Zealand. We could be responsible for a lot of babies. Oh yeah.

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