ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 14th 2019

Episode Date: May 14, 2019

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Boom, clap, boom-de-clap, clap, boom, boom, clap, boom-de-clap, clap, boom. Okay, cool. A laptop's going off. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hello mate, good to be back. Welcome back. Oh, thank God. You know how you flew, because you flew in New Zealand over to Australia.

Yes. You and producer Ellie. Did you get the new plane with Wi-Fi on it? Yep. And? It was awesome. Yeah. Loved it.

And it actually, because producer Ellie wanted to surprise her sister Paige, who's been working over in Aussie for the last four months. They haven't seen each other. And because there was Wi-Fi on the plane, it sold the lie so good. Oh, because she could pretend that she was just at home. Because they talk all the time and so then if your phone just goes dark for four hours while you're on a

plane, something would have been up. If you're in that much constant contact, I get that. Is it kind of disappointing though? Because I did like, not that I go on that many flights, like long flights, but it was nice that that was the last place where no one could contact you.

You know, like you could legitimately not be on your emails or you could legitimately not text back that annoying person who you didn't want to talk to. You know what is very good and interesting though, because there's Wi-Fi on a plane now, is going on Tinder when you're on the plane. Right. Because the only people that are going to be on there are on that flight. What about people directly beneath you?

Oh, yeah, maybe. I don't know if that's how it works. Because I know the radius goes wide, but does it also go high? How many? What are you? 30,000 feet or something? 30,000 feet in the air, so maybe not. God, how terrifying if you're flying along,

and then you're over the Pacific Ocean or something, and then you get someone pop up who's got like a scraggly beard. Exactly. They're bobbing around in the ocean. You're like, is that a pirate? Yeah. You know how that's Big Gay Al, one of my best mates. That's how he met one of his hookups one time.

The pirate? No, not a pirate. Not a pirate. He's probably hooked up with a pirate. But one time when he was coming over here to New Zealand to visit me, he's had Wi-Fi on the plane and he's just turned on Grindr and boom, one of the air hosties. Aeroplane Grindr.

Aeroplane Grindr. Buzzy. And they started talking and they met in the back of the plane in the toilet and the rest is history. Was he allowed to use his... Okay, that bit's not true, but... Oh, I was going to say, because I didn't think the hosties were allowed to use their phone. No, but that's where they first connected was on that flight. Big AL, you haven't had a microphone until now.

Let's get you on. Hey, guys. Did you actually match an air hostie in the flight? Yeah. Really? And I asked him after, and he was like, yeah, I was looking for you the whole time. I've got a question for you. Oh, God, hit me.

Did he show you where all the exits were? Oh, yeah. Hello, boys. Yay, dude. Did he show you where all the exits were? Oh yeah. Hello boys. Yeah he did. Here's today's podcast everybody. Enjoy. In flight entertainment. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint. Happy Tuesday. Good to be here. Good to see you Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

Happy Tuesday, good to be here, good to see you Brie. Hey, it's good to be back in New Zealand. She's come back across the ditch, she bought a boomerang souvenir, one of those hats with cork on it, whole lot of single serve amounts of Vegemite. She's full Aussie again. We've got to re-baptise you over here. Yeah, but they took it all off me at customs, so it's all good.

That's good. Oh, you didn't bring a bloody banana, did you? Hey, today on the show, your chance to get your ass to Mardi Gras. We've got an ultimate VIP pack to the Ohakune Mardi Gras, where you and four mates, the best weekend down there. You just have to give us a good banger that gets everybody ready to party at 4.30 this afternoon, so you've got a bit of time to start thinking on that. Also, we're into week three for ZM's World Tour, and it's the Joe Bros in LA at Wango Tango.

You could be going to see them. You and a mate, flights accommodation. That's coming up in the show very soon too. Plus, can we get to Los Angeles to find Channing Tatum? That's the idea that Bree's come up with. It's a wild thought, but we're going to do a bit more crowdsourcing, brainstorming, see what we can get away with today,

and see if we can get on that plane and take you guys with us to see if we can find the man who once upon a time, maybe by accident, followed you on Instagram. Mate, hear me out. I think we call the whole thing Chasing Tatum. Oh, don't give us all your good ideas straight away. Next though, Bree has got a hell of a hook in for you.

She said to me, bro, you've got to listen to this. Dog Tinder. What is it? How does it work? Are the dogs dating? Is it safe to watch? I've got no idea, but she's going to tell us all about it next. Brie and Clint.

One thing's for sure, Clint. There's doggy style involved. Yeah, I thought so, mate. This is ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. Mate, I'm taking up a new hobby. Are you? And I'm excited. Are you going to be an Uber Eats driver who gets tipped in food

and you say, I'll take a dollar off your order if you let me have a bite of what I just delivered? That sounds awesome, but no. this is nearly as good as that. Okay, cool. Well, I'm all ears. And I think you'd be so on board for this. So it's a thing called the Dog Share Collective. Have you heard about this?

No, not at all. So essentially this is a website where it's for people who have dogs that may not necessarily have all the time in the world to play with them 24 hours a day. And then it's also for people who really want a dog and love to play with dogs but might not have, you know, the environment to house a dog. I know what this is and I'm so about it. I'm so glad someone's finally watched it. It's bloody dog Tinder.

That's what it is. It's dog sharing. It's like Uber for dogs. It means like Uber, you can get a ride in a car without owning a car. Now you can get to play with a dog without owning a dog. Am I right? This is actually, you're exactly right. It's actually the best idea ever. And you know me, I'm obsessed with dogs, want a dog,

but I live in a rental property, so I can't have a dog. I'm obsessed with dogs, want a dog, but have two cats and a baby on the way, and so can't get a dog. Yes'm obsessed with dogs, want a dog but have two cats and a baby on the way and so can't get a dog. Yes. Okay, cool. So how does it work? So essentially owners of dogs put their dog profiles on this website and you can have a look through the list if you're looking to have some dog action. Shouldn't have said that. And you know, get that dog fix without having to own the dog. Does it have a swiping function? Is it like Tinder? Because I'd feel really cruel swiping past dogs if I was in that situation.

Obviously, I've got my favourite breeds and stuff, but it could be seen as a little bit ruthless. I mean, no, it doesn't. All dogs are beautiful, and it's really interesting because they write down certain details about the dog so you can get what you're looking for in the owner. So it's a good match for everyone. Yeah, this is a genius idea.

The same thing exists for, and this is a great way to get free rent as well, the same thing exists for pet sitting. So you can sign up to groups where you, say you don't have anywhere to live, not in a homeless sense, but you can't be bothered finding a new flat. You can go house to house looking after people's dogs and you don't have to pay anything because they don't have to pay for a kennel or anything like that.

And then you just live in their house and make sure their dog is walked and fed. That's a great option as well. So I don't pay rent and I get to hang out with a dog all the time. And you get to go through their cupboards and eat some of their food as well. I mean, Miley Cyrus said it when she sung,

you get the best of both worlds. What's the name of the dog, Tender, again? It's called thedogsharecollective.com. Love it. Very good idea. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's good to be back in Auckland.

Producer Ellie and I have been away. We've been in Brisbane for the Magic Weekend for the NRL. Stop going on about it. Stop rubbing it in. I mean, you know, it's been good. Jeremy Wells was there. He was a delight. Also, we got to stay in a hotel, which is always a good time.

Yeah. Something that was interesting, Ellie and I were talking about what are the things you can actually get sent to your room in a hotel these days? Oh, so like room service type items well kind of not room service more like 25 free things that you can get sent up to your room if you've forgotten them on a holiday okay cool yeah what can you get so i'm going to go through the list these are things that you can actually get sent up to your room if you forget them or if you just want them.

And most hotels will be able to send up shampoo and conditioner. We all know that that's free at a hotel. Yeah, easy. Soap or shower gel. Yep, standard. Mouth wash. Okay, yeah. Disposable razors.

Yeah. Body lotion. Body lotion. Who's using the hotel? Are you using a hotel body lotion? No, I get rashes from it. Okay, yeah, but you can still get it. Great to know. You can still get it, yep.

Shower cap. Yeah. People still use a shower cap in 2019? I don't know. I don't have long hair. That's a great question. I mean, I haven't used one since I was like seven, but maybe. Cool, yeah.

What about toothbrush and toothpaste? That's good. And a lot of people would need that too. Exactly. That's so good to know because there's so many times where I've forgotten toothpaste. Shocking for the environment to use a single-use toothbrush. But if you take it away and use it for a while,

then that's a little bit better, I guess. Yeah, cool, sweet. A sewing kit? Yeah, that one's always weird, but I think that comes from like the old school travelling salesman type thing, like people who are constantly on the road. And if you lost a button or something like that. Yeah.

You know you're in a good hotel when they've got a sewing kit on here. You know you're in a good hotel when they've got the vanity kit, that little box that's got a single earbud inside it. You know when you just need to clean your ears just that once and you get to the hotel and it's got that? Yeah, that's when you know you're in a good hotel. That's a good time. What about, you know when you have dirty clothes

and obviously you need to repack your bag if you're leaving. I like to put my dirty clothes in a plastic bag. You can get a laundry bag, especially for your dirty clothes sent to your room. Wow, you can get a free plastic bag? Stop it. Where are you saying? The Ritz? Is this only at the Four Seasons though?

Is this only at the Hilton? You shut up. You can get a phone charger. Cool. Give me one more. Give me the very best one that's left because I kind of started to drift away after you said free plastic bag. Oh. Sounds like a Katy Perry song.

We might just wrap it up. Yeah, let's wrap it up. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. You know how there's a new type of movie cinema that has been, well, built, I guess. It's in Switzerland. Remember how a little while ago beanbag cinemas

were all the rage? I loved a beanbag cinema. Easy to hook up with people. Very easy. Well, you'll like this then. My issue with beanbag cinemas is it's quite hard to wash beanbags and I don't reckon they wash them that often and it's quite an intimate space. So, as a germaphobe,

unless it was a brand new beanbag cinema, not really for me. Yeah, you just find a Malteser, like, stick to the beanbag and then you're like, what's that? And then you're like, oh, there's a bit of popcorn. You're like, what's that sticky stuff? Oh, there's a four-year-old in here. Someone left him behind.

Who's this? No, the new cinema that has launched in Switzerland is a double bed cinema. Oh, yeah. The whole cinema has been converted to have double beds inside it. I'll show it to you. It's not one double bed. It's a whole cinema full of double beds.

Love it. Yeah? I think it's great. I mean, because who likes to watch a movie sitting upright? Nobody. You think about it. At home, terrible. You'd never do it.

At a cinema is the only place where you're watching it upright. I'll just raise a couple more of the hygiene issues. Do you get fresh sheets every time you go in? Like, is that part of it?

Can you BYO sheets? Can you BYO pillow? Is it like a hotel bed? Because, yeah, you don't want to run a light over that bed, do you?

No. No. Also, is it like Can people be trusted? Like if you're on a date at a movie And you're offered a double bed Can people be trusted to I do feel sorry for the people who work at the cinema

My friend who used to work at a cinema This story's a bit But she said the amount of time she used to walk into a cinema You know where's a bit, but she said the amount of times she used to walk into a cinema, you know where they do the half-time check where they walk in and they with the flashlight. She said the amount of times she would walk in and see people

doing the wrong thing is crazy. You'd be surprised. Just a popcorn goes, oh shit I didn't know you were coming in. And the last one call me an old man, but I reckon I'd fall asleep. Like, I think I need to be sitting up. Like, two hours lying down in a nice, comfy cinema.

Is there a risk you're going to miss the movie? Yeah, they're not making any more Lord of the Rings films and putting it in that cinema, are they? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We need to do another taste test. It's time for another Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We need to do another taste test. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We tasted.

So you don't have to. What was the last thing we taste tested? I believe it was the Mee Goreng Toasty. Oh, yes. Mee Goreng noodles with a fried egg inside a toasted sandwich. It was a little bit bland. Although that might have just been the way that producer Ellie made it. She didn't spice it up enough. Our feedback was it was a little bit bland. Although that might have just been the way that producer Ellie made it. She didn't spice it up enough.

Our feedback was it was a little bit dry, but that might have just been the way that she made it. Look, she's not impressed. I'm offended. I'm a great mega ring maker, thank you. Yeah, well, the toastie didn't get a pass for us. This next one is really interesting because this is a Kiwi staple. This is a Kiwi tradition that I don't believe has crossed the Tasman.

I know we share a lot of things. I don't know if this is in our shared heritage. I have seen it online this morning and I can confirm never heard of this monstrosity. And as an Italian, I'm keen to get your opinion on the

spaghetti pizza. I am culturally offended. It's not even spaghetti bolognese. No, it's tinned spaghetti. Yeah, I could get on board spaghetti bolognese on a pizza. Nah, it's that real soggy spaghetti you get out of a can. Saucy. Like Wadi spaghetti.

Yeah. And Wadi spaghetti is its own kind of spaghetti. We all know this. We all know this. And growing up here in New Zealand, spaghetti and pineapple on pizza is a go-to. It's a family staple. Homemade pizzas? Mm-mm-mm. Get a can of spaghetti. pineapple on pizza is a go-to. It's a family staple. Homemade pizzas? Mm-mm-mm.

Get a can of spaghetti. 100% it is. Yep. So much so that our former Prime Minister, Bill English, used to post them on his Facebook page and get solidly roasted for it. But at the same time, it's a tradition. I heard he was really relatable on the gram. Oh, he just posted things that everybody could get into, you know.

He was real good at social media. I heard he did a lot of cat videos and, like, you know, hot chilli eating challenges. Makeup tutorials. Yeah, makeup tutorials. He was doing it all. Well, get this in you. Domino's have just launched in New Zealand a spaghetti and pineapple pizza. Are they good at marketing? It is a genius piece of marketing.

But is it any good? That's what our taste test is here to decide. I have one here. We just ordered it and got it delivered. So this is officially only available here in NZ. Yeah, it only makes sense in NZ, really. I haven't seen it yet. We're going to witness it together.

So first of all, the visual test. Yep, looks like a Hawaiian pizza. Looks Hawaiian. That looks Hawaiian. Are you sure this is, producer Ben, are you sure this is a... Yes, I'm sure. It's bacon, cheese and

pineapple. It looks real Hawaiian. Okay. Next will be the taste test, I guess. I'll take a piece. Alright. Okay. Help yourself to a piece. Thank you. Straight away Not a lot of spaghetti leaking out of it

I can't see all that much spaghetti on it I can see a piece of spaghetti over there It's definitely in there It's definitely on here Yeah okay Well bon appetit Cheers Tastes like a wine

I've put a I've wanted this to be good I really wanted this to be good I wanted this to be Like a New Zealand thing That went worldwide Tastes like a Hawaiian With a little bit of spaghetti on it

I can't even tell there's spaghetti on it Here's the thing Here's the thing about spaghetti on pizza It needs heaps of spaghetti Am I right Ellie? It needs heaps of spaghetti right? Yes it definitely needs heaps of spaghetti Here's the thing. Here's the thing about spaghetti on pizza. It needs heaps of spaghetti. Am I right, Ellie? It needs heaps of spaghetti, right? Yes, it definitely needs heaps of spaghetti.

That's the whole part of it. That's the main ingredient. You put a whole can of spaghetti on one pizza. If you're putting it out there, you go hundy. Does it taste bad? Absolutely not.

Tastes good. Tastes quite nice. The Waddy's tomato sauce, spaghetti tomato sauce, is definitely in there and definitely tasteable. But it's not the... It's a Hawaiian with spaghetti, right? They should bring out a baked beans pizza. I don't know how that would go.

I think the beans would slip off. But, you know... I love this Hawaiian. It's delicious. It is very Hawaiian. There you go. That is Domino's spaghetti pizza, officially taste tested for you, New Zealand.

We haven't had a good run, have we? With our taste tests? It's fine. It's fine, is what I'll say. It's totally fine. Yeah, it's not wow. No. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Bit of a crazy idea on the show yesterday. Why don't we pack up everything in two weeks and go to LA and see if we can find Channing Tatum? I mean, you know, why not is the real question. I said to you, I'm sick of people saying it was an accident. He didn't mean to follow you. Let's just go over and ask him to his face. He does follow you on Instagram.

We've had several sources confirm that overnight. He's still a follower. Has he muted you? We don't know. So why not show up on his doorstep and ask? That's the plan. Can we make it happen? There's a little bit of work to be done.

There's also another barrier that I'm not sure you've thought about in this plan. Because imagine you're dating Hollywood superstar Channing Tatum. Go and imagine it. I've already imagined that a few times. And then some crazy Australian chick shows up out of nowhere with her iPhone going, Channing! Channing!

I need to talk to you about Instagram. Is that meant to be me? Yeah, that's you. And the person who is dating him is Jessie J because she is there. If we get there, she's something that you're going to have to deal with, you know? Yes, yes, I have.

This has crossed my mind and, you know, they are obviously very in a relation, very together now. They're posting about each other now. They're posting about each other now. They're out there. They're public. Interestingly, she has been on a bit of a posting spree.

She has posted heaps in the last five days. And I've found something that you and her have in common. You share one- We both sing really well. Yeah. Do you want me to get that replay of you singing Jessie J. Domino again? No. You both have questionable tattoos.

Why? You can't say that. It's okay for me to say that about myself. Well, you've said it. Do you hate my tattoos? Is that what you're saying? I don't understand some of them. You've got that 13 on your ankle.

Okay, that's the one I don't like. That one's very Taylor Swift. Yeah, I don't love that one. I got that when I was, had a few drinks. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine, that's fine. You're not alone.

Jessie J has talked about hers before. She has a tattoo on her hip that she actually, actually she posted about on the weekend and about five years ago she was talking about it on the Graham Norton Show. Okay, so I wrote a song called Who You Are when I was 18, when I was living in LA, and I flew home, and I went and got the main lyric tattooed on my side.

And about four days later, my mum woke me up, and she was like, I have to tell you, I can't hold it in any longer. And she went, your tattoo is spelt wrong. She's written in her post on Instagram over the weekend, yes, my tattoo says don't loose who you are in the blur of the stars. Yes, they are my lyrics from my song that I wrote. Yes, I spelt the tattoo wrong. Yes, I got it done in Essex.

Yes, I was 18. Don't at me. Okay, bye. So, look, you're in good company, mate. You're in good company. We've both got bad tattoos. You know what it shows? Channing loves women with bad tattoos.

That's what he's into. This is something you can bond over. You need common ground. This is your thing to latch on to. You could message him today on Instagram and go, ha ha, I saw Jesse's post. First name basis. Saw Jesse's post on the weekend.

So funny. I've also got some bad tattoos that I regret. I'm not inboxing him that. That is weird. I would rather get his face tattooed on me and then inbox him that. Do that. That's a great idea that I support wholeheartedly. Do that.

Hey, if it comes down to it, if it was make or break to get us to LA to maybe meet Channing Tatum, I'd get something of him tattooed on me. Can we just get that soundbite recorded down for later? I've got another question. Just to let you know that you're in good company. 0800 dials at M. Do you also have a bad tattoo that Channing Tatum would love? Maybe this will bring some light to your bad tattoo

knowing that Channing Tatum might love it. Yeah, his girlfriend Jessie J has one. His stalker Bree has one. Do you have one? A misspelt tattoo, a regrettable tattoo that Channing Tatum would go, you know what, that's what I'm into. I want to hear the misspelled ones. You can text us as well on 9696, but your bad tat stories, 0800DIALZM.

Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Bit of an idea floating around at the moment that we uproot the show for a week and broadcast from LA and try and track down Channing Tatum, the most famous person who follows you on Instagram, Brie. Literally the only reason why we'd go to LA is to try and meet him. Just for the record, I didn't make you say this, but you just said this on the radio.

If it was make or break to get us to LA to maybe meet Channing Tatum, I'd get something of him tattooed on me. So we've got that, just if we need it. Just if we need it. If someone was willing to pay me a certain amount of money that would get us to LA, I would do it. Can we get that soundbite as well?

Okay, all right. Let's get that soundbite. Everyone relax. We've just found out that you share something in common with his girlfriend, Jessie J. You both have regrettable tattoos. She posted on Instagram about her misspelt one. And it's supposed to say don't lose who you are in the blur of the

stars. And it says don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars. Yeah. Tough A. There's no spell check on your skin. Like when you write on your skin you don't get that squiggly red line underneath it. It's like no. No that looks fine. You good man. Keep going. You good. What tattoo

do you regret the most? What tattoos have you got again? I've only got two. You good, man. Keep going. You good. What tattoo do you regret the most? What tattoos have you got again? I've only got two. You've got the Taylor Swift 13 and you've got the New South Wales Waratahs flower. No, I do not. Even though you're from Queensland. It is a lotus symbol and it's got nothing to do with those damn Waratahs. 0800 dials it in.

What bad tattoo do you have that Channing may love as well? Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hey, guys. What's bad tattoo do you have that Channing may love as well? Hi Kylie. Hi Kylie. Hey guys. What's your tattoo that you regret? I don't know if I regret it. It's just really funny because it's spelled wrong. So my name means divine beauty

and wisdom. But on my hip it is spelled divine beauty and wisdom. I forgot to drop the E out. There is a bit of a story behind that it's make me not sound so stupid but it's so funny yeah we all laugh about it

all the time I'm a bit of a dip how good that you misspelt wisdom I know of all the words it's like misspelling regrets in the tattoo no regrets Elaine yours is also misspelt it's my partner's and he's going to kill me what is it Elaine and the tattoo no regrets. Elaine, yours is also misspelt. It's my partner's and he's going to kill me.

Oh, no. What is it, Elaine? So the tattoo says, don't judge my past till you've walked my journey. But the yorv is spelt Y-O-U-R apostrophe V-E. Yorv? Yep. Oh, no.

Did he sue the tattoo artist? That is some next level balls up. If you can't spell that word, you have no business being in the tattoo industry. Surely He won't even talk about it he's so embarrassed To be fair, you can't make fun of him either because

I mean don't judge his past until you've walked his chin. It's too perfect. Someone said, you know how we're talking about if you misspell a tattoo, you don't get that squiggly red line underneath? Yeah. Someone on the text machine goes, here's an idea.

If you do happen to get a misspelled tattoo, just put a squiggly red line on it. Do the squiggly red line underneath it. Great idea. Brett, yours isn't misspelled. It's just a bit regrettable. Is that right? Just a little bit, yeah.

What is it, Brett? It's the Steinlager symbol on my arm. Why would you do that, Brett? Yeah, the S. Oh, I love Steinlager. Steinlager Classic. You love Steinlager Classic. Not even the good Steinlager.

Not even Steinlager Pure or Steinlager Tokyo. No, it's rubbish. You're a classy man, Brett. I don't think Brett regrets his tattoo at all. No, I love it. I love it. Ash a Tokyo. No, it's rubbish. You're a classy man. I don't think Brett regrets his tattoo at all. No, I love it. Ash is here. Hey, Ash. Hey, guys. What's your regrettable tattoo?

I have one of those tramp stamp Chinese symbols on my lower back. Not a Chinese symbol? No, it's a Japanese symbol but I don't think it means what it's meant to mean. What do you hope that it means? Family.

And what do you think it might mean? I Googled it a few years, and it's got something to do with chicken or some kind of food. Means chicken nuggets. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Get your ass to Mardi Gras with Brie and Clint. ZM is stoked to present Mardi Gras 2019 this year in Queenstown on the 22nd of June, on the 23rd, sorry, and Ohakuni on the 22nd.

Both of them sold out. Can't buy tickets to this. You can't get these tickets anywhere. The only way you can get them is with us right here on ZM. All you've got to do is call us and tell us what is the best banger to get everybody ready to go. You know, when you're preloading and you're getting sorted before you head out, what song is it that you put on that makes everyone go, yes, we're in for a big night?

We're talking about those songs that the DJ plays when they want the whole dance floor to go nuts. I don't know if we got that yesterday, but the winner yesterday was Wagon Wheel. There's no doubt it's a classic and it goes down well, but does it have the right kind of energy? Everybody who wins this week goes into the grand final on Friday and that person who wins the grand final will get four tickets,

four accommodation spots, four hoodies and a juicy camper van. So what have we got today? Let's go to George. Hey, George. Hey, George. Hey, mate. How's it going? George, what are you throwing into the party mix? Party rock, LMFAO. Shake that.

Can you shuffle, George? Oh, sometimes. Help and shuffle, baby. I know what time of the night you can shuffle. Okay, yeah, not a bad option. Let's go with Jane. Hey, Jane. Hi. Jane, what have you got for option. Let's go with Jane. Hey, Jane. Hi. Jane, what have you got for us? What's the preload banger?

Definitely Levels by Beachy. R.I.P. Yeah, it's got the feels, right? It's got the energy behind it. Good vibes. Yeah, definitely. It's got that tiny bit of chorus that has all the words in it that everybody knows. Yep.

I like it. That's a contender. What about Jenna? Hey, Jenna. Hi. Jenna, what are you throwing in there? Glamorous by Fergie. Oh, yes.

It's alternative, but I quite like it. It's a banger. It's a banger. It is a banger. It is a good song. One more from Belinda. Hi, Belinda. Hi. Bel, what are you putting in?

Definitely Breaking Free from High School Musical. This is my story Heaven that we can bring The song that I fought so hard to not have included in our Hot Mess Express DJ set. But it went off. It ended up being one of the biggest songs we played. I think we both know who's taken it out this afternoon. I think you're right. It's Belinda all the way, baby. Belinda, you're through to the grand final with that song.

Okay, we'll call you on Friday and it will compete for its spot to be our Mardi Gras banger. Awesome, thank you. No problems. So far we've got Wagon Wheel and High School Musical. Imagine the weird preload party we'd be having. Yeah. It's going good though. Another chance tomorrow at 4.30 to suggest another one.

Bree and Clint. The Podcast. ZM. I love the internet when it takes something that just a regular person does, just a normal Joe Schmo and all of a sudden it gets seen by a global audience and has the power to divide the entire internet. Like that ass screaming into a pot

challenge. Yeah. That happened last week. Just someone's dumb idea and then the whole world starts commenting on it and doing it, right? It's amazing. There's a guy in Washington whose name is Connor, Connor Arpwell, and he has really divided people with the question that he's asked, which I don't think many people ask of each other or themselves, but he's posted a Twitter poll, and it's been voted on by

over 800,000 people in just three days. The question, and we're all going to answer it right now, is, do you wash your legs in the shower? So you jump in, and you do your bits and your pits. Obviously, there's the fragrant zones. That get done first. Mine get done first as well. Yeah, the fragrant zones are the go-to because if you get into an emergency,

at least those will be done. If you were to run out of water for whatever reason, at least the danger zones are taken care of. The fragrant zones get done first. Then where do you move to? And then I you move to? And then I usually move to my torso. Oh, yeah. I love to get my hair wet straight away.

Oh, see, girls aren't like that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because you don't wash your hair every shower. So torso, you go to the... Torso. The nips and the belly button. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I don't wash my belly button as often as I should, I think. Do you wash your underboob? Do you need to? No. I'm not that blessed. Okay. That's okay. I don't know. I don't know my belly button as often as I should, I think. Do you wash your underboob? Do you need to? No, I'm not that blessed. Okay, that's okay. I don't know. I don't know how they work.

And then where are you going to? Arms? Do you wash your arms? This is very confronting. It is, eh? Because it's making you think about your process. I definitely wash my feet. Yeah.

Oh, do you? Oh, feet is a big one. You focus on the feet? Yeah, I even put some shower gel down there and just... Oh, do you? Oh, feet is a big one. You focus on the feet? Yeah, I even put some shower gel down there and just... Oh, I don't. Oh, you have to.

They're too far away. I don't even think about them. No, I usually go... Plus, they're standing in water, so they're fine. No, that's... That's how I look at it. They're standing in the water

that's got all the filth that you've just washed out of your fragrance zones on it. Well, let's head slightly further north than the feet and focus on the question that has divided the internet. Do you've just washed out of your fragrance zones on it. Well, let's head slightly further north than the feet and focus on the question that has divided the internet. Do you wash your legs in the shower?

We'll start with you, Bree. I don't recall washing my legs specifically unless I am shaving them. Oh, yeah, that's where girls are slightly different because you've got to wash the shave gel off, right? Exactly. Okay, let's go to another girl then, Producer Ellie. So that's what I are slightly different because you've got to wash the shave gel off, right? Okay, let's go to another girl then. Producer Ellie. So that's what I was going to say.

When I'm shaving them, then they get washed, but that's probably like once every three months. No, I'm kidding. No, you're not. Are you kidding though? Well, leave that for you to decide. How often are you shaving them? Nah, well, my boyfriend's been away,

so not very frequently recently. I'd hate to think of other areas that you need to decide. How often are you shaving them? Nah, well, my boyfriend's been away, so not very frequently recently. I'd hate to think of other areas that you need to upkeep. Let's get a man involved. Producer Ben from Christchurch. Good afternoon. Afternoon. Same question for you. Do you wash your legs in the shower?

Probably not, nah. Mate, have you met Producer Ben? He's lucky to be in the shower. Yeah, that's true as well. Unless I've played like three games of footy, I just let the soap run down. And then I'm like, oh, there you go. It's on the legs.

It's done. Outdoor footy, right? Because there's visible dirt on them. Yeah. Indoor footy, indoor netball, anything like that. You're fine. I'm going to come out and say, no, I don't wash my legs either. I just don't think about them.

I wash, I obviously wash the fragrance zones, which we're talking about. You put a lot of effort into that. Front and rear. Front, yep. Front and back. And they're clean as a whistle. You could eat dinner off those things. And the pits. Yeah. Pits and bits. Absolutely. Pits and rear. Yep, front and back. And they're clean as a whistle. You could eat dinner off those things. And the pits.

Pits and bits, absolutely. Pits and bits. But no, the legs definitely get neglected. Absolutely. Yeah, isn't that weird? Of the eight, and this is an interesting snap poll because we've just gone around four people and I got varying degrees of no from every single person polled.

His one, which has been voted on, it's closing in on a million people. Yeah, what are the results? 80% of people said yes, which means 80% of people are absolutely lying. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. 73% of people have said yes they do wash their legs in the shower. The real

frightening thing that I've found out this afternoon is that someone on our team trims a certain type of hair into a towel and then shakes it off outside doesn't matter if it's outside someone else is going to use that towel yeah that's fine wash i don't i don't put it back on the pile i mean it's not me it's not me oh my god i heard she bought all her followers she would she's such's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's

Insta Fame Game. I'm not telling you any more secrets. I'm not. I'm not. You openly shared that. In a private forum. And you thought

it was totally normal. First you get me in trouble with everyone in the office whose names I don't know and now this. Honestly, I thought we were friends.

I really, really did. Insta Fame Game is where we go head to head guessing how many followers celebrities have on Instagram and this week if you back a winner, you can win for yourself a pair of JBL live headphones.

Sophie, you get to choose your player first. Bree or me? I'm going to go with Bree. Nice Sophie. Welcome aboard the winning train. You're on the Bree bus and Blake, you're on the Clint caboose. That's good. Boys versus girls.

Boys versus girls. Exactly right. The boys. The boys. The boys. The boys. The boys. The girls.

The girls. The girls. The girls. The girls. Producer Ali, give us our first celebrity. All right, your first celebrity. This lad follows our very own Brie Thomasale. It's Channing Tatum.

How many Instagram followers for Channing Tatum? Stop waving the answers around. Oh, I hate that. I'm joking. You should know, by the way. You love him. Yeah, you should get this point, Brie. All right, for Channing Tatum, Clint, you've said 20 million.

Brie, you've said 27 million. Channing Tatum has 17.4 million. It's a point to Clint. I had the seven in my brain. Okay, who's the next one? Oh, the next one just dropped a duet. Would you call it a duet? With Justin Bieber.

It's Ed Sheeran. You'd call it a duet? Yeah, a duet, right, yeah. What else would you call it? I don't know. Tani's photos. That one. Just to clarify, Ed Sheeran is what we're up to?

Ed Sheeran, that's correct, yeah. You're really waving the answers about today, aren't you? Just because you just lost the first point, mate. Write your answer down. All right, for Ed Sheeran, Clint, you put $47 million. Bray, you put $35 million. Ed Sheeran has $28.8 million. Good point to bring.

Is it? Oh, $35 million. Yeah, yeahan has $28.8 million. Good point to bring. Is it? Oh, $35 million. Yeah, yeah, okay. Just checking, just checking. No one is that bad at math. Or am I? I don't know. Okay, your next one.

They've just announced they're going to release new music in 2020. Evanescence. Oh. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. If I could see it, I would have got the Ed Sheeran one correct. Yeah, but who knows your tactics?

Evanescence. Yeah. Started before Instagram was a thing. True. Have they been up too much as well? I don't know. I don't know. All right, for Evanescence, Clint, you've put 400,000.

Brie, you've put 201,000. Evanescence has 976,000. Yeahie, you've put $201,000. Evanescence has $976,000. Yeah, baby. Point to Clint. 2-1. Also, how weird is it to announce that you'll be releasing music in 2020? Why not just release the music in 2020 and then we'll talk about it? Hey, I'm keen for it, though.

You're keen for new Evanescence? Oh, I am here for it. Yeah, I'm interested. I'm interested. All right, your next one. She is married to one of the Jonas Brothers, Priyanka Chopra. Who the hell is that? It's Nick Jonas' wife.

Yeah, but who is she? She's like a model and stuff. Like, she's, you know, does things. She's also wife of Jonas, so come on, Bri. Duh. All right, Priyanka Chopra. Clint, you put $21 million. Bri, you put $1.7 million. Priyanka Chopra. Clint, you put $21 million. Bree, you put $1.7 million.

Priyanka Chopra has $40 million. That's a game to Clint. That is a game to Clint. And it is a game to my good friend, Blake. Congratulations, mate. You've got the headphones. That's the best winner then. That's the one, eh?

Boys for life. Boys for life. Oh, yeah. The boys. The boys. The boys. The boys. The boys.

These headphones are great. They've got a lecture and Google Assistant built in, so you're going to love those. Well done, Blake. Awesome. Thank you. Well done, me, actually. I did all the work.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I don't like to talk about it. I don't like to bring it up. I never, to be honest, I never bring it up. But Channing Tatum, the big star, movie, A-lister, follows me on Instagram. Oh, my God.

How have you never said anything about this? Yeah, no, don't ask me that. Oh, I know you don't like me to. Yeah, I don't like to bring it up, but he does. How awkward was it when he talked about you on the red carpet? I mean, that was so embarrassing for you. Probably one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomasel. You know the comedian from New Zealand?

Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical. And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that.

Brianna's amazing. Thank you so much. I told you not to play the audio again. That's really embarrassing. I get embarrassed. Yeah, I know you do. People have said and they've accused me that they reckon it's all a big ruse. They reckon it was an accident.

People have said that that audio is just him being polite. And to be honest, if we're being really critical I mean is it possible? Is it possible that it was an accidental follow? 100% Could you have come up in his discover feed? Probably Could he have been tagged in one of your videos once and gone oh that's cool

and then just like hit the follow button I don't know Is that an accident though? I believe that's him making a conscious decision to follow me because he wants to be friends To sort this out you've come up with one hell of an idea. I want to take the entire show to LA for a whole week to potentially maybe put ourselves in the same position as Channing Tatum at some point.

Now, the yin and yang of our friendship works like this. You come up with the big ridiculous ideas like- Dream big, my mum always said. Yeah, like I'm going to buy a Venute and then I have to deal with the other parts. The consequences. Like how I had to go and pick your Venute up today, which has been sitting at the port for three weeks.

I appreciate that. You know, but that's okay. That's okay. You want to go to LA? How do we do it? We're looking at it. I've done a little bit of budgeting because I mean, I know it's boring.

But we do need to think about budget. There is some costs involved. I'm willing to do some sick things to get us there. We've heard that, actually. We've heard that on the show today. If it was make or break to get us to LA to maybe meet Channing Tatum, I'd get something of him tattooed on me. That's an option.

Hey. It doesn't make us a lot of money. Unless someone's willing to pay. Unless someone's willing to pay. Do you want a quick breakdown of the cost? Just quickly. I know it's boring. Yep.

But if you want to go to LA in two weeks' time, I've just been on the Air New Zealand website and we'll have to take Ellie and Ben, our producers, with us. It's going to cost $7,000 for a two flights. Oh, my God. Looks like the producers aren't coming. Well, if the producers aren't coming, it's a return flights. Oh my God. Looks like the producers aren't coming. Well, if the producers aren't coming, it's a lot easier.

Oh, they're leaving. I'm joking. No, no, we need you. I'm joking. We need you. Totally joking. We need a team to take this down. When we get there, we obviously need somewhere to stay.

And it's not cheap to stay in Los Angeles. Yep. To sleep four people. We can't sleep in the Venute this time. No. To sleep four people, we're not getting out of that one for less than $1,500. And that's for really bad accommodation as well. But I'm willing to stay in some bad accommodation.

Just flights and a comp, we're looking at $8,500. So... Then that's it. But that's okay. Okay? I'm not here to stop the idea. We just need a way to make some money

and we need a way to do it quickly. So what I've done is I've come up with three ideas that we can use to make some money before we need to get there. Number one, very simple. What do you have too much of at the moment? What's something that you can offload and it won't even impact you?

Even if you sold 50% of your collection, we could make some money. Dignity. if you sold 50% of your collection, we could make some money. Dignity. Dignity or some of your train driver hats. No. What if we put some of your new train driver fashion hats on Trade Me? No.

No? Okay. What if we sell your Instagram? So like the Kardashians do, what if we do some paid posts for Fit Tees and Slim Shakes on your Instagram? I did say I was willing to sell myself. Yeah, so that's an option? Yeah, that's an option.

Any of those companies, which I despise those companies, by the way, but... Actually, no, I want Kmart or something. Yeah, okay. Kmart's good. Yeah, if they want to do some Instagrams, you'll do it. Just you standing holding a cushion on your Instagram going, this is $3.

That's an option. Third option, and this one is drastic. We could sell the Venute. There's cash in it. We could, and we know it's desirable. It was hard for you to buy it because so many people wanted it.

Would you sell your child? Would you sell your child? No, I wouldn't sell my child. It's okay if it's a no. It's okay if it's a no. Is it a... I don't want to hear that again. It's a no.

Okay. Well, we have an $8,500 bill to pay if we want to make this thing happen. 0800 dial ZM. Do you have some ideas? How can we get rich quick? How are you making money at the moment? How can we make the money that we need

to get lost to Los Angeles in a fast amount of time? Red or black? Well, you need money to put down on red or black first. Great point. That's a great point. We'll take anything at this stage. Your get rich quick schemes, 0800 dial ZM or text them to us on 9696. That's a great point. We'll take anything at this stage. Your get rich quick schemes. 0800 dial ZM or text them to us on 9696.

Let's do this. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. We want to go to LA. We've decided we want to go to LA and we want to find Channing Tatum. We want to make this dream a reality. I want to meet him because I want to put to rest whether he followed me on purpose on Instagram or whether it was an accident. We're just trying to figure out if it's something we can afford to do. We've already figured out it's not something we can afford.

We don't really have the budget, but maybe we can get the money. Within two weeks, can we get rich enough that we can take the show to LA? We've figured out we kind of need eight and a half, nine grand to get ourselves started. You personally, Clinton Roberts, love a get rich quick scheme. Oh, yeah. You love it. Yeah.

That's why you play lotto. Exactly, because I plan on getting rich quick. But we need people's input today. You weren't keen on many of my ideas, so we've asked you on 0800DARLSATM, what can we do to get rich quick, Ange? Okay, so I've heard through the grapevine in relation to you having some skills DJing, something to do with the Hot Something Something Express. Yeah, the Hot Meat.

Yeah, yeah. So what I would do is I'd just hire a hall, tell all your friends and family and people that actually know you, and then tell their friends to tell their friends, and then just sell tickets and be like, hey, it's the Hunt Etc Express, and just keep doing that once every three months or whenever you're going. Like if it's real urgent, then I guess every once a month at the beginning

or the end or the middle, whatever. So a fundraiser is what you're saying. Do it, yeah. And just get your commitment in. I might be like, hey, this is for just kids to go and have a good time with their parents or something. I don't know. And also because the brand has obviously got such good cut through, you can definitely

remember the name of our DJ duo, Bound to Sell Out. Hey, hey. Bound to Sell Out. Bound to Sell Out. I don't mind it. A fundraiser. Adam's here. Hey, Adam.

Yeah, how's it going? Adam, what have you got for us? What can we do to get rich quick? I think you guys could do some danger work, you know, like medical trials or something. Yeah. I did say I was willing to do anything. Clinical trials. Yeah. You're healthy. You're fit and

healthy. I'd love to test some drugs on you. We could do some... Yeah, some hair, like hairy growing ones. You'd look good with a hairy chest. I don't mind that, but can I maybe can I test food products? You could, I just don't know if those ones are available. Right. And I also

don't know if they pay you for those ones as well. No idea is a bad idea and they're coming in thick and fast. Jessica, hi. Hi, Jess. Hi, this is a good way to save money on flight. You just befriend some air hostess and they get you real super cheap flights. You love air hostesses.

I do. They're in your top three professions that you're attracted to. No. They are. I said that they are nice people. It goes firemen, firewomen, and then air hostesses. Shut up. Vin, how can we do this?

Vin, how can we get rich quick and get ourselves to Los Angeles? We need about $9,000 and we need it fast. Look, Brie, I'm willing to give you $9,000 cash right now for the Venute. Vin, don't be ridiculous. I'm not. This is serious. That is my baby. It's like a child to me. I don't have those, so I'm not sure about that.

Right. They do say can you put a price on children and I think nine grand is about the price Is it a maybe? It's a maybe Vin, can we take your number and come back to you?

Absolutely I don't want to pressure you because I know how much it means to you so I will not pressure you one way or the other but $9,000 That's triple what you paid for it

That makes me feel sick We do have one more call. Ross Boss has called through. Good evening, Ross Boss. Hello, Ross Boss. Hi, guys. We're trying to get Rich Quack. Do you have an idea for us? First, can we go back to that first caller? Favourite person on the earth for me

this week, not knowing who the hot Something Rather Express are. Loved it. Shut up, Ross Boss. Was it the hot Something Rather Express? It's the. Shut up, Ross Boss. Or was it the Hot Something I Rather Express? Great, mate. It's a real good ring to it. What do you want? Can you just, like,

just not talk to those people? Even though $9,000 for a Venute sounds good, I'll take that as soon as I pay for half the Venute. Oh, shut up. You did not. Well, I paid for the repairs, mate. It's worth more than the whole thing.

Can you just give me, me like 48 hours or something? Don't do any of those silly ideas. They're not going to work. I'll try and sort some flights. So you're saying, wait, Ross Boss is never on board with our ideas. To be honest, I just want this whole chatting thing to stop. It's going on a while now. We get it.

A famous person likes you I never talk about it though no you don't talk about it on here as much as you talk about it in the office oh shut up okay

I like that though and thank you for coming to the party we give you a bit of time you see if you can pull some strings to get us on a plane that would be honestly

that would be such a big help I'll talk to some people I like that I like that I like that that's the kind of forward momentum we need thank you very much Ross Moss I also didn't mind the 9k for the venue that's an option as well I'll talk to some people. I like that. I like that. I like that. That's the kind of forward momentum we need.

Thank you very much, Ross Moss. I also didn't mind the 9K for the Badoo. That's an option as well. Let's take these. Let's take these ideas. I think we could be on. This is starting to become real. Yeah, it is. We might be going to LA in two weeks to meet or stalk Channing Tatum.

Brianna's amazing. Channing Tatum, thank you so much. Ha, ha, ha, ha. or stalk Channing Tatum. Brianna's amazing. Channing Tatum, thank you so much. Right, this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one, what was hitting the top of the charts on your 16th. Hi, Mandy. Hey. Mandy, what's your birthday?

20th of Hi, Mandy. Hey. Mandy, what's your birthday? 20th of February, 1989. Okay, Mandy, you were 16 in 2005 on the 20th of Feb. And on that day, this topped the charts. Oh. What a country music and R&B mashup. The original Old Town Road. Yeah. You could say Nelly and Tim McGraw over and over.

You happy with this? It's a pretty good song. I like this one, Manny. It's an emotional banger, right? It's good. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sweet.

Another one. Jake. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. How's it going, guys? All right? Good, thank you, mate. What's your birthday?

18 November 1991. Oh, no. Have you done it wrong? I've had a whoopsie. What have you done? Was it 1991, did you say? Yes. What have you done it for?

I definitely didn't do it for 1981. Oh, jeez, come on. How quickly can we fix this, producers? Can we do it within this? Okay, so 1981 was 1997, whereas he is 1991, so... Just add 10 years, mate. 2007? Producers, can you do the back end of this

and see what was number one on the 18th of November 2007 for us, please? We'll come back to you, Jake. Dan. Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hi, guys. How are you going? Oh, you know, been better.

Having a bit of a... Yeah, it's a bit rocky. Yeah, it's a bit rocky, Dan. Let's see if we, guys. How are you going? Oh, you know, been better. Having a bit of a... Yeah, it's a bit rocky. Yeah, it's a bit rocky, Dan. Let's see if we can get back on track. What's your birthday? 22nd of August, 1987. Okay, Dan, you were 16 in 2003 on the 22nd of August, and this is your birthday bang.

Tune. Not bad. Not bad. This is where the Black Eyed Peas Crossed over Into being really pop They got Justin Timberlake On board

No Fergie in there Is there Fergie in there? No Fergie's in it She is in it? Yep Where is the love? That's a tune Dan Love it Dan

Love it Love it Okay cool We've got We've managed to get Jake's one back Hey Jake Hi Jake

Hey guys Hey thanks for adding 10 years on me, man. Well, technically, we've taken 10 years off you now, right? Yeah. Fair enough. You're young. What's your birthday again?

Easy. 18 November 1991. Okay, Jake. So you were 16 in 2007 on the 18th of November. We'll just edit this part out. It'll be fine. This is your birthday banger. What a change.

Do you want to hear what it was going to be if you were 1997 like Bree thought? Yeah, go on then. Does that mean that that's in the mix for today? I think it is. Okay, we've got four options all of a sudden. We need to choose between Nelly and Tim McGraw, Aqua, Black Eyed Peas or Timberland. Apologise with Timberland. I like all of them.

I like most of them. Which one don't you like? No, Barbie Girl would go well. Barbie Girl would go well. You don't like Barbie Girl. No, I do. I do. I do.

I take it back. I do. Yeah. I like the Nellie and Tim McGraw. It's a nostalgic classic. Yeah, I like Over and Over, but is it too slow? Yeah, maybe. A little bit too slow?

Yeah. Do you want to do Barbie Girl? Do you want to do Jake's not birthday banger? The only person's birthday banger that was wrong, Barbie Girl. Jake, should we do Barbie girl? Well, if it's going to make it easier for you, go for gold. I'd love to hear Barbie girl blasting on Zed in. Hey, thanks for helping us out, Jake.

This is for you, Jake. Thanks for being a team player. Apologies. Hey, good luck with your 30 if that's coming up. Hey, cheers. All right, see you later, guys. Thank you. Bye. In the Barbie world Life in plastic It's fantastic

You can brush my hair Undress me everywhere Imagination Life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party I'm a Barbie girl In the Barbie world Life in plastic

It's fantastic You can brush my hair Undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blonde, simple girl in a fantasy world Wake me up, make me time, I'm your darling You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

You can touch, you can play. If you say, I'm always yours. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah, ah, ah, yeah Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah, ah, ah, yeah Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah, ah, ah, yeah Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again Hit the sound, fool around, let's go party You can touch, you can play If you say, I'm always yours You can touch, you can play If you say, I'm always yours Come on Barbie, let's go party Come on Barbie, let's go party

Come on Barbie, let's go party Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah, ah, ah, yeah Come on Barbie, let's go party I'm a Barbie girl In a Barbie world Life is plastic It's fantastic You can brush my hair Undress me everywhere

Imagination Life is your creation I'm a Barbie girl In a Barbie world Life is plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party Come on Barbie, let's go party Come on Barbie, let's go party Come on Barbie, let's go party Come on Barbie Let's go party Come on Barbie

Let's go party Oh I'm having so much fun Bree and Clint We're just getting started This is ZM That is Jake's Not birthday banger Look it's a long story

Okay But it worked well That was Barbie Girl Aqua I love just looking over into the producer's booth and I was picturing producer Ellie to be going for it, but no, it was producer Ben loving it. Yeah, he surprises you sometimes, eh?

Yeah, no, he was loving it too. What sort of posters do you think he had on his wall when he was a kid? NSYNC. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, Wiggles. Yeah, love that. There's a text on the text machine.

I just want to read it out. Someone wrote, I love that I, a 32-year-old bearded man, still remembers every word to this absolute banger. And we love that you, a 32-year-old bearded man, are doing that, that you're singing it in your car. You do you. You do you, babes.

It's a beautiful thing. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's a beautiful thing. One thing I love about living in this country, which I think we have in common with, I think New Zealand has in common with Australia, is sometimes you just hear a story and you think, only in New Zealand. Oh, is this, we need to be upstanding for the national anthem? We do need to be upstanding.

Is it one of those occasions? Everyone, please. Hope you're all standing in your cars. Excellent. Yeah. We won't sing the whole thing as much as I'd love to. But you get it. Yeah, we get it. Yeah.

The respect has been shown. I want to read out a Facebook post. This is a real post that's been written by a very disgruntled customer after they purchased something. It says, People beware. A woman in a group going by the name of Teresa Brown put a post up trying to re-home her Jack Russell, which is, of course, a dog. I felt sorry for the dog in the picture that she posted

as it was old and only had three legs. I messaged her and offered to take it in. She then asked me to meet her at the pack and save in Auckland at 2.30pm to collect the dog and when I met her, she seemed to be in a rush. So she handed me the dog and she was on her way. I've now realised since getting home. What?

What? That the dog is a small three-legged goat that kind of looks like a Jack Russell. That's why she's in a rush. She had to get out of there before it started going. You can't get your money back on a free dog either. There's no refund to be had. Look at it.

It actually kind of does look like a Jack Russell. In a jacket. It does look like a Jack Russell. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, there's nothing wrong with getting a three-legged goat. I can't deal with it. Hey, only in New Zealand. God bless.

No good deal ever went down in a pack and save car park. I'm telling you that much right now. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you're a child of the 90s, if you're a millennial, you're going to be excited about this. Two iconic TV shows are being turned into movies this year and they're both going on Netflix. It's a big thing to do at the moment, eh?

Do a remake. Find something that was popular, do a remake of it. And I'm loving it, to be honest. It makes sense, doesn't it? Of course, Aladdin's out this weekend. I've just realised, you know what I would love a remake of? Yeah. Captain Planet. Captain Planet.

Captain Planet, yeah. Oh, that would be so good. And what a great time to do Captain Planet when the planet is about to die. We actually need Captain Planet. We could really do with Captain Planet at the moment. It's not Captain Planet. These are both Nickelodeon shows.

Right. The first one, I'm not 100% sure if you'll know, did you watch Invader Zim? Invader Zim, the cartoon about the Martian who came to Earth and tried to take over. Invader Zim is getting a movie on Netflix. It's called Enter the Flawpuss. Okay.

Which will excite some people. This one is the one I think you're going to be excited about On Netflix this year We're going to be getting a Rocco's Modern Life movie I love that show It was so weird wasn't it So weird

Like real messed up He's a tiny kangaroo Who's friends with a turtle And lives next door to two giant toads. And they used to do some really, it used to be like what I imagine if you were on acid. Like your brain would be like. Keep going. Like, you know what I mean?

It was just real strange. Kind of like Ren and Stimpy. It was very Ren and Stimpy. It was like Ren and Stimpy for kids, right? Yes. So there's a movie coming and you've got to think it'll be for adults. Like kids these days don't care about Rocco's Modern Life. Fun fact, by the way,

you know the Rocco's Modern Life theme song? Did you know that was sung by the B-52s? These guys? It does sound like her, doesn't it? It is them, yeah. Wow. So those are your two movies, Invader Zim and Rocco's Modern Life.

And they're coming to Netflix. They're coming to Netflix. Also before the end of the year, 26 brand new episodes of Rugrats. Oh, sign me up. I just hope they're kids again. Yeah, when they became teenagers, they were in that weird phase. And what would they be now? They'd be like early 30s, couldn't afford houses.

No, I've just realised, were they what the Friends characters grew up to be? Were they? No, there's no twins on Phil. No, there's no twins. On Friends. No. Phil.

I was thinking Lil and Phil. Lil and Phil. There you go. There's some nostalgia for you. On the way soon. ZDM Spree in Clint, the podcast. One of my favourite things about flying, because I don't love to fly, it's not on my, you know, to-do list to be like,

oh, let's go on a fun flight. But I do love getting a meal on a plane. Wait, I just got to stop you there. Are you about to deliver some aviation news? Because if you... Yes, I am. Because, you know, we are, you know... We're the leading show for maritime and aviation news.

Absolutely. So this is aviation news, yes? Yes. Just checking. So people know it's an audio cue. Oh, it's good. It signals to our aviation-based listeners, oh, this stuff's for me. I need to sit up and pay attention.

Yeah, so continue. This is a game changer for plain food because, I mean, we all know that plain food can be a bit, yeah, how you going? You know? It's not the best at times. No. Well, it's been, especially if you're on a long-haul flight, by the time you, say you're on a 13-hour flight,

some of it's been sitting in a warmer for 10 hours, you know? I've never thought about that. Yeah, they don't cook it on the plane, mate. It's cooked on the ground and not just before you take off either. You know, in some planes when they've got that like real bougie first class, you would know because you probably have flown first class before knowing you. I haven't, but I would love to one day. They definitely cook it on the plane.

Well, you tell me, mate. Have you ever walked through the kitchen on a plane? That's a good point. No, I haven't, mate. Have you ever walked through the kitchen on a plane? That's a good point. No, I haven't, but there's a game changer. Have you ever seen the chef come down the aisle and go, what do you mean? Are you doing the leg of the chicken? You know?

He's a chef, but he's got a pilot's hat on. Can you imagine how hard it would be to cook on a plane? That's why I'm pretty sure. I mean, I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure they don't do it. You wouldn't want to hit unexpected turbulence. Well, Jet2 is the company that has announced the game-changing food it will now serve on its airline.

What is it? Nando's. Hmm. When I first read this story, I was very excited. I thought, boom, I love me some Nando's. I'm keen for it. Give it to me. I'm here for it.

And people do love it. And then I thought about a particular time that my friend, who's featured on this show, Big Gay Al, took me to Nando's just before I got onto a long-haul flight and it was one of the worst decisions I've ever made in my whole life. Did you go for the peri-peri? I went for the peri-peri, all right. And later on the plane, I went for the pooey-pooey.

Also, that bit aside, it's not plain food. You know why? It's very messy. Because it is touch and go. For some people, when you eat Nando's, and the people listening who know what I'm talking about will be with me on this. Do people know what you're talking about?

Yes. No, I've never thought of Nando's as a bottom risk. I really never have. Producer Ali, can we get your input here? As a bottom risk? You love a Nando's, right? I do, yeah. Is it like a no-go for the...

If you get the too spicy stuff, then you're 100% it is. Oh, okay. But also my concern is that it's like chicken-based on a fly. No, you get chicken. They've dealt with that now. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, they've dealt with that. It's good to go. Okay, okay. I don't know how they do it. Sweet. I don't think the meals that they're offering isn't chicken anyway.

Nando's very finger-based, though. It's very grubby on a plane. Is that just, no, not me? Yeah, no, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Yeah, no, I was more concerned about the back end. Yeah, right. The exits are here, here, and here.

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