ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 14th 2020

Episode Date: May 14, 2020

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Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi everybody, how you going? Bree and Clint. G'day guys, Thursday, first day out of Level 3.

Budget's out. That's right, the budget's out. I don't see anywhere in there that free $1,500 that we're meant to get. I am going to pretend like I've read it. I agree, I can't see it anywhere. That, like, who, yeah. Let the Jack Thames of the world read it. Yeah, let the smart people deal with it.

Let the Simon Dallows of the world read it. Yeah, let the smart people deal with it. Let the Simon Delos of the world tell us about it. And, yeah. What else? Say something else that makes you sound smart. What else did you think about it? The government has splashed $50 billion of cash. $50 billion? Yeah, $50 billion.

On what? Everything. A few roads and stuff. Yeah, nah, they're trying to save the world. They're trying to save the economy. They're trying to save the jobs. Oh, you mean in the latest couple of months? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's the announcement today. They've gone, here's $50 billion and this is how we're going to spend it. $50 billion? Yeah, that's the truth, yeah. Where are they getting that money from? Yeah, I think they're just going to print it. I think they're just, I don't know. Can they do that?

Governments can print money, yes. They shouldn't, but they can. Yeah. God. Because when you print money, when you go to your reserve bank and you say, literally, make us some more money, it makes your money worth less because there's more of it. Gotcha.

Simple economics. So it really is a game of Monopoly. Yeah, it is a big game of Monopoly. We can either print money or we can borrow money off other countries. Oh, I don't like that. Or from the International Monetary Fund. They always say don't borrow money from anyone. Actually, forget Jack Tame.

I've got this covered, guys. This hour is dedicated to the budget. What do you want to know? We're talking fiscal policy. We're talking OCR. We're talking the potential of interest is dedicated to the budget. What do you want to know? We're talking fiscal policy, we're talking OCR, we're talking the potential of interest rates going into the negatives. Yep, no we've just now numbers in, we've lost every person

listening. We will bring you information in the news at 4 o'clock if it's important. We'll mainly talk farts and relationships. Yeah. That's the stuff we're covering. Happy Level 2, everybody. I hope you're adjusting all right.

Here's Billie Eilish on ZM, Brie and Clint. I had a dream. Brie and Clint. We've obviously, you know, come out of Level 3 today. We're in Level 2. But I've been stuck in my flat with just my flatmates, which is, of course, you know, Big Gay Al and Iron Gun Annabelle. Yeah, the MVPs.

The MVPs. And I've been seeing a lot of them and we literally have not spent this much time together the whole time we lived together but in the last eight weeks. Yeah, it's an unhealthy amount of time. It's crazy. So we've learned all this stuff about each other. I know that Annabelle's mum calls her on this particular day

at this time and all this stuff about each other. I know that Annabelle's mum calls her on this particular day at this time and all this kind of stuff. Anyway, she was on the phone the other day on FaceTime and I was like, oh, who's Annabelle FaceTiming? Because, you know, you have no life so you may as well just be nosy. Yeah. And I see an older woman on the other end and after she got off FaceTime I was like,

who are you on FaceTime with? She was like, oh, that's my grandma. Oh, cute. And I was like, that's adorable. And I was like, how old's your grandma? And she goes, oh, I think she said she's 87. That's awesome. And I was like, that is the coolest thing ever,

that her grandma is just on the FaceTime. Yeah. I couldn't teach my nan how to use the DVD remote. Like I had to go around with a Vivid and scribble out the buttons that I couldn't teach my nan how to use the DVD remote. Like I had to go around with a vivid and scribble out the buttons that I didn't want her to push and I'm like there are just three buttons you need to push. This one, this one, this one. She's like I want

to watch my DVDs. And I preferred my VCR and I'm like yeah nan but it's gone. It's gone. It's old technology. Yeah so the fact that her nana is FaceTiming is fantastic. It's pretty amazing. I mean you know it made me think because my all my grandparents have passed away, but I remember when I tried to teach my nan how to play the Wii,

like the bowling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I set her up and it took her a little while to get used to it, but after a while she was loving it. Could she get into a game without you? No. Yeah. But she just played game after without you? No, but she just played game after game. Anyway, she couldn't

lift her arm the next day. Oh, she got a wee injury. An injury. She literally couldn't lift her arm and I felt so bad. An injury. That was good from you. But the wee sports resort, it's probably quite good for people in that category, isn't it? Because they get the little step-up board

and... Not the bowling. Not if Nana's throwing out fast pitches and? Because they get the little step-up board. Not the bowling. Not if Nana's throwing out fast pitches and stuff. Yeah, she pulled a muscle. She had tennis. She had wee elbow. Wee elbow. She had wee elbow. Yeah.

Anyway, I wanted to get people's take on this because your grandparents have all passed away. Yep. And I wanted to know from people listening. So it would be seriously impressive if they FaceTimed me. You'd be like, man, where are you? Looks hot there. She's like, I'm in Mexico. Oh, you, excuse me.

No, I was alluding to the fact that she went overseas. No, you weren't. You were suggesting my grandmother went to hell. And I, excuse me, I resent that. I thought you were going to say, I agree. No. I'm just joking. I want to know from you guys on 0800DIALZM,

have you got grandparents and are they technology savvy? Yeah. Like are they on Instagram? Like are they on the TikTok? No one's nans on Instagram. I'm telling you there would be. Really? Yeah, I reckon.

Right. I think we're just a bit older, you and I. What do you mean? Like I feel like. You're saying that. We're a bit older to have grandparents who are young enough to be on those things. Oh, that is a new generation. Yes.

Oh, yeah, I guess my mum's a grandma. Oh, yeah, your mum's a grandma. And she's on Instagram. But at the same time, her grandkids are like my daughter until he's not going to call up and go, yo, Nan's on Snapchat, Dad. Hey, now that would be impressive. Give us your grandparents' tech flex on our 100 dials EDM. What are they doing on the technology?

You can also text us on 9696. Or if you're a grandparent, call in yourself. Or text us if you like texting. Yeah, or Snapchat us. Doing about tech grandparents. Yeah, or Snapchat us. Doing about tech grandparents. Yeah, that's right. Your grandparents who were, you know, just tech savvy. Yeah.

I never had grandparents that were like that. I mean, my nan and my, I mean, my Italian nonna, she struggled to turn the TV on. No, but in the kitchen, couldn't be stopped. Yeah, look out. Not necessarily with a microwave though. Could she change the timer on the microwave? but in the kitchen, couldn't be stopped. Yeah, look out. Not necessarily with a microwave, though. Could she change the timer on the microwave? No, she wasn't too bad on the microwave.

She rarely used it. Yeah, right, right, right. What about your grandparents? Were they? No, couldn't work technology to save themselves. No. As far as my nan got was the cordless phone. We got her a cordless Unidyn.

Yes, I remember the Unidyn. Yeah, but we had to get her two because she kept losing one of them. Oh, so she had to have one to beat the other one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was always good to have that. I love someone that's texted through and they were like, I love how I find it crazy how grandparents used to use a VCR and they'd have to tape over videos and they could tape TV shows

from the TV doing all the fancy stuff, but then they struggle to use a goddamn Sky Remote now. It's so true. Maybe it goes with age. We don't know. Let's get some positive stories of grandparents who have mastered technology. Daniel, hi.

Hi, Daniel. Hey, yeah. Who's the grandparent that's a tech whiz? It'll be my nana. Oh, yeah? How old's nan? It'll be my nana. Oh, yeah? How old's Nan? It'll be either 56 or 57. Oh, wait.

She's not old at all. She's not. My mum's older. Let's hear her out. Okay. What can your 57-year-old Nan do, Daniel? Well, she's pretty good at putting the old photos on Instagram. Yeah, well, I'd hope so.

She's only 50. Yeah, she's 57. How many followers does she have, Daniel? Oh, I would not have a clue. I don't even think I'm following. Oh, you're not following at all? You don't follow your own grand? Oh, come on, Dan.

No. No, he's not keen. Okay, he knows what he likes. And it's not his nan Does that mean we're old? There's people that Think that 57's old Should have asked Daniel

How old he was eh? Yeah Jasmine hi Hi Jazz Hi Who's the Who's the grandparent That's a tech whiz

Probably my nana How old's nan? About 60 something Yeah Yeah yeah yeah And what, yeah, yeah. And what... Ooh, could she fix your phone line? Tell us quickly.

What can Nana do? Well, she's quite, like, on Instagram and stuff. She's always... Whenever I post something or anything, she's always, like, the very... It's like she has, like, notifications on. She's, like, the first one. Does she go on your comment section and go, first like?

No, but she goes like, oh, it looks cold there or a cute jumper or like stuff like that. That's good. She's getting the engagement up for you. She knows how the system works. She's got it down. Comment. Love you, babes. All the emojis. Those ones, it's good. Lisa is here.

Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi there. How old are you? Sorry, what was emojis, those ones, it's good Lisa is here, hi Lisa Hi Lisa Hi there How old are you? Sorry, what was that? How old are you? How old am I? I'm 51 Okay, perfect Okay, because we've had some very young grandparents so far

Yeah No, you'll like this My mum has just turned 91 Good And she can FaceTime. Wow. Yeah, she FaceTimes just about every day. When Bree's mum FaceTimes, she puts it up to her ear.

Yeah, we call it ear time. And you just see it inside her ear canal when you're doing a FaceTime to her. She doesn't do that? She's mastered it? She does. Sometimes you'll just get the bottom of her chin and, you know, her jumper. You won't get the whole face. Yeah, but that's because she's in that generation where they're not looking at themselves.

They're looking at you. They did a video call to look at you. Whereas when we do it, we spend most of the time looking at our own image in the camera, right? Yes. And she doesn't call it FaceTime either. She says, can I face you? So she can text. So she'll text me goes, she says, can I face you? So she can text. So she'll text me and she'll go, can I face you?

Can I face you? Can I face you? She's adorable. That must have been really helpful during lockdown to be able to connect with her over that. Yeah, that would have been lovely. How is she doing? She's doing great.

And so, yeah, it was great. The whole family could FaceTime her and she FaceTimes her sister every day. They faced her. The whole family faced her. Yeah. She should get on the book. Yeah.

And she'll text you on her flip phone. Oh! Oh, my God! Wait, wait, wait. Wait, so she's got a flip phone. What does she do the FaceTiming on? Does she have a, what does she have, another device? Yeah, she's got an iPad.

We got her an iPad. You just mean, you mean you got her an eye. Yeah, I got her an eye. A pad. Something. A face pad. It's a face pad.

A face pad. Yeah, she's on the face pad. Face pad, the face pad where she faces people. Thanks for your call, Lisa. Oh, she's cute. No worries, thanks. Thanks for your call.

We're completely obsessed with houseplants at the moment. Well, some of us are. We ran that Soilmates competition, which blew up your chance to win $500 of new plants and pots and stuff. Huge response to it. Yeah, I couldn't think of anything worse, to be honest. Yeah, you're a plastic planter. I think I love what it brings to the room.

I just can't be bothered looking after it. And so you shouldn't. Yeah, I like having the plastic ones. They're quite nice. Yeah, well the real ones are even nicer, but if you're going to kill them, a dead real one doesn't look nice. I just feel like it'd be like having a dog without getting the benefits, but you always have to be at

home to look after it. You can get in the name of the water you plant. Anyway, people have flocked to them in lockdown, I think, because it's a way to channel your feelings, emotions, energies. I don't know. It's something to do. It's something to do.

That's what I mean. It'll create something to do. Yeah, and I think maybe that's why they're popular for some people. There are companies that do plants for businesses so they don't have to worry about it because businesses are busy. So you go into a business and it's got – We have them here. We have planter boxes in the roof. Exactly right. Or you might go into

a Westfield mall and there's the ferns and that in the middle. They don't just happen. Like the guy who runs Foot Locker... I've never thought about it. No, the guy who runs Foot Locker isn't out there with a watering can making sure it's still working, you know. There are companies specifically whose job it is to fill a building

with plants and then come in once a week, once a month, make sure they're watered, fertilised, pruned, all that stuff. In lockdown, those companies have had nothing to do because these spaces aren't open. You know? So if anything, Yeah, so what happens? A lot of businesses

have sent the plants back because you actually rent the plants. And so you go, we don't need our plants. That is so buzzy yeah come and get them take them away because we've got to save money it's bloody coronavirus dog

we've got to we've got to trim the fat and the first thing to go are the fiddle leaf figs so they're out which means that these companies who provide plants

to places have got too many plants and one of them in Auckland who are called Outside In went online and said hey we're overrun with plants places have got too many plants. And one of them in Auckland, who are called Outside Inn, went online and said, hey, we're overrun with plants. Even when these places do open back up,

a lot of them have grown too big now for us to put them back in spaces. So we're going to give them away. Wait. We're going to give away thousands of plants for free. To have for a little bit or to have forever? Have forever. They're going to retire a bunch of them. How nice of them.

They're going to retire them. Yeah, yeah How nice of them. They're going to retire them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're perfectly good plants. And so you go, I can't be bothered raising one from a child. Why don't I just get an established one and whack it straight in the house? Everyone will give me the kudos. How do we get them? So this is, hmm.

Oh, there's hoops, isn't there? No, there weren't hoops. They were just going to put all the plants outside. Oh, no. And people come and't there? No, there weren't hoops. They were just going to put all the plants outside. Oh, no. And people come and get them. Problem is... Nightmare. It blew up online.

And this company, which was, I think, quite a small-ish operation. It might have been a big operation, but they weren't like a social media giant. They put the post up and it had 2,600 comments of people going, let's go here and get some plants. Oh no. There's a comment here from Ross Boss's wife. It says, let's go get some pretty plants, which is exactly what they wanted.

But they've created a situation because on Saturday they were going to put the plants out and now there's two and a half thousand people who are going to drive to this place. How many plants do they have? Don't know, but it doesn't matter because we're not meant to be in groups of more than 10. They should set up a drive-through then. They've had to change it.

They've had to say, don't come and get the plants. You know what they should do? Hide them all over the city and you just have to find them on a scavenger hunt. No, because people will go to a park and they'll go, that's one, and they'll just dig it up. No, but there has to be like, you know, they'll put a sticker on it or something. Yeah. Anyway, the demand for free plants is enormous.

And if you are planning to get some of these guys free plants, this is the Auckland place, don't go. They don't want you to go. There's a new way they're going to give them away. They'll figure it out. But, yeah, there's going to be a nightmare. If you're really desperate, just get some plastic ones. Yeah.

They're good. From Kmart. From Kmart. They're cheap. And you don't have to water them. No. Some alarming statistics have come out, Clint, and I feel like a lot of couples would obviously be at wit's end

at the moment, you know, just getting on each other's nerves. Oh, right, too much of each other. Just spending that much time together. And this may be something you've noticed about spending all that time with your partner. I'm hoping not, but there's statistics out today that are saying if someone places their phone in the face down position all the time, that could be a red flag. A red flag for what? Being dodgy.

Cheating. Cheating? Being sneaky. Right. Because they've got something to hide and they don't want the notifications to come up with, come up on the phone. Yeah.

Well, no, it's not something that I've noticed in my house. You haven't noticed? No. Your wife's not placing her phone down? Who's she going to cheat with? She's at home all day. Hey, don't underestimate your wife. Oh, no, I'm not underestimating her.

She's a very desirable woman, and if she wanted to cheat, I'm sure she has plenty of options. But I know her schedule. She's at home when I'm at work with Tui, and Tui's very annoying. Like, I don't imagine. Yeah, she'd make it very hard. If someone came around to do some cheating,

they'd leave pretty quickly and they'd go, sorry babe, that's not worth this. Yeah, but they don't have to come around. She could have just been texting. Anyway, I don't want to say, I don't want to talk about you and your wife because it's not you and your wife, but what are your thoughts on that statement? Boy, way to bring it up.

You just planted the seed and now you're not even willing to talk it through with me. Relax, it's not you and your wife. What are your thoughts on that statement though? Do you think there's any kind of truth behind that? That cheaters put their phone face down? Yeah. Yep.

You know what I think? Yeah, cheaters, okay, you know what I think? Cheaters do put their phone face down, but not all people who put their phone face down are cheaters. Yeah, and you know how you can tell? You know what I think's a red flag? I don't think it's a red flag if someone places their phone constantly face down because that just might be how they are it's if you've been dating them for a while and they just place their phone however

and then you start to notice a change in behavior where they always then put their phone paranoid no but you know what i mean because i also looked into it and there was a psychologist who commented on it and she was like, you shouldn't really be looking for stuff like that. You should look for things like that are a change from how you know they behaved to then what they're now doing. Yeah, because face down phones on face value, excuse the pun,

it's quite a polite way to have your phone. Like I appreciate if I am having lunch with someone. Because it means you're not looking at it. Yeah, and they put the phone face down. They're not going to be distracted by notifications or anything. But if you do have something to hide, then yeah. Good way to place it is face down. Anyone who – phones are such a hotbed of suspicion anyway. I've got statistics on that too.

Anyone who is protective of their phone when you're in a relationship with them. Yeah. Red flag. Red flag. Unless there's a special occasion coming up because they might be planning you a surprise party. That's what they all said. Yeah.

But they also could be using that as an excuse. So there was a survey done where they asked 1500 people the question of how they communicated. Anyway, the answer was 56% of cheaters use their mobile phone as their prime source

of contact with other people. Yeah. That they were cheating with. 50%. 56%. Well, how else do you contact people? Well, then came of contact with other people that they were cheating with. 50%? 56%. Well, how else do you contact people? Well, then came email. Oh. And then third place was dating sites. Can you imagine having an email affair?

Yeah, that's like you've got mail crap. Yeah. Also, nothing, nothing, nothing screams paper trail quite like an email. Why does email seem so much more permanent? Yeah, texts, you can delete them. Emails, look what happened to Hillary Clinton, you know? Your emails are there forever. Or in her case, they weren't.

But, you know, like it's just like. You can delete emails. Yeah, you can delete emails. I hope you can. Well, I don't know. I don't know. Also, what's romantic about doing an email affair as well? It used to be back in the day.

It's like i want your body i want you all over me i can't wait for you anymore sent from my ipad sincerely tom best brian clint once upon a time there was a girl she was smart Debatable Talented Athletic Not really Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot It's our movie guessing game

I'll read the plots And if you can guess more than Brie correctly Then Andrea you'll win $150 of wonderful mobile fuel. Wow. Wow. Do you think you can do it, Andrea? I'm just hoping I remember my name when I have to say that. Yeah, the pressure does get to some people.

Yeah. So deep breaths. Okay. You can do it. Yeah. I don't want you to because I really want to win, but I'm also rooting for you. I'm in your corner, but then I'm also not because I want myself to win as well.

Yeah. Also, your name is a lot longer than Bree's. So I'll accept any noise out of you as a buzzer. Okay. If you have like a meltdown and you're just like, ah, then I'll take that. Okay? Okay, good. Today's movies on the day that we move to level two,

are all movies that have two sequels. Oh, God. Okay. Okay? Here we go. Movie number one, Andrea, don't wait for me to finish the plot line before you have a go. So can I just clarify?

What if there's three movies or four or five in the... Movies. In the franchise, does it still count? Because there's technically two. Fine. Movies that have at least two sequels. At least two. Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. Movie number one. A young man travels to the Far East where he's trained in the martial arts by a member of a mysterious League of Shadows. When it's revealed the League's true purpose, the complete destruction of his home city, the man returns to the city intent on cleaning it up

without resorting to murder. With the help of Alfred, his loyal butler. Brie. Brie. I'm going to say, oh, but which one? Alfred is a Batman? Is that your final answer? Yeah.

Batman is not... Why would you press the wrong thing? I'll push it on. It's not the full name of the movie. Oh, that's bull. Andrea, would you like a free guess? I was going to say like Kung Fu Panda or something. No.

Okay. I don't think you guys are going to get this one, so we'll move on. Technically, I should get it. Why? Because I said, is it from the Batman franchise? Yeah, but there's lots of Batman movies. Exactly!

So how am I meant to know which one? Half a point. You get half a point. Okay, I'll take half a point. Half a point. Movie number two. Our main character might just be the laziest and clumsiest person in the Valley of Peace. But he secretly dreams of becoming a legendary fighter.

When villains threaten his homeland, he is chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy and defend the valley from attack. Bree. Bree. Kung Fu Panda. Yeah, it is Kung Fu Panda. Where were you, Andrea?

You were going to say Kung Fu Panda when it was Batman. I watched Kung Fu Panda. And then when it's Kung Fu Panda when it was Batman. I watched Kung Fu Panda. And then when it's Kung Fu Panda, you go walkabout. Do I get half a point for guessing it first? Yeah, you do. It's one and a half to one. No, it's one and a half to half. Okay, here comes the final movie.

You need to get this one to tie it up, okay, Andrea? Okay. This is a movie about a Norse teenager. About a what? Excuse me. How about you listen better? Andrea, did you understand what he said? I think he said Norse.

Do I get half a point for that? Yeah, you do get half a point. Oh, what a load of crap. Well done. I think you can win the game here, Andrea. What's a Norse? This movie is a tale of a Norse teenager from the island of Berk. His progressive views and weird sense of humour make him a misfit,

despite the fact that his father is chief of the clan. Tossed into a fighting school. Andrea. How to train a dragon? She's done it. Well done. You've just won the whole game. No.

She did. She did. It's two points to one and a half points. Hi, Brie. Brie's walking out of the studio. But that doesn't matter, Andrea, because you've just pocketed 100, and she's leaving the whole building.

Okay. Come back and do the Daddy Bloomfield thing. You've won $150 mobile fuel. Congratulations. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. I need to go and find Bree.

Back in a moment. ZM. There's a girl. She's an Australian woman by the name of Samara who is going viral on TikTok at the moment because of what happened to her on a Tinder date. It was her first Tinder date, the first time her and a new guy had met up.

Should they have been meeting up? I think in Australia where she is, it's been relaxed enough that you can meet up. Although now I'm sure she's wishing that she hadn't, you know, because of what happened. Anyway, have a listen to this. She will tell you exactly what happened to her, which landed her in hospital on her first Tinder meetup with this guy. Put a finger down if you've ever met up with a guy from Tinder. You're at his house, and then mid-hookup,

you get like this tingling feeling in your mouth, and it feels like an allergic reaction, but it doesn't make sense because you're only allergic to peanuts. So then you ask him, have you eaten peanuts tonight? And he's like, yeah, I had a peanut butter sandwich before you came over. So then you explain to him you're going to go into anaphylactic shock and he needs to give you your EpiPen in your thigh. Then you get an ambulance from his house to the hospital

and you're at the hospital until 5.30am. You then upload a TikTok because you thought it'd be funny and it goes viral and BuzzFeed contacts both of you to write an article on it. Buzzy G, how's that for a first date? Jeez, I wonder if they have been on a second date. Me too, because you've got this shared experience. Also, who's just casually eating a peanut butter sandwich before a date?

That's exactly what I thought. Is that weird? You know what it is? What is it? And I don't mean this in an offensive way. It's a producer Ben move. That's exactly what I thought. Is that weird? You know what it is? What is it? And I don't mean this in an offensive way. It's a producer Ben move. That's something you would do. Yeah, that's something you would do, Ben.

That's something you would totally do. Make yourself a peanut butter sandwich before your hot date come over, wouldn't you? I probably would if I was hungry and I had some peanut butter. But I can do it with anything, honey. Was this you that took this girl on the date? No, no. Sounds like it. Amazing to me.

I mean, I don't have anything that will cause me anaphylactic shock, so I don't have to worry about that. But people live with this sort of thing and the need to have an EpiPen on them all the time. I always think about it. I never thought that you could have caught it from someone else's mouth. But, I mean, of course you can. But I just didn't think about that.

If you're that allergic, then yeah. I saw a girl who I went to boarding school with. I saw someone have to use an EpiPen on her. It was the scariest thing in the world. It was like a scene out of Pulp Fiction. I was like, stab her! Stab her in the heart! Don't stab them in the heart.

Always in the leg. Oh, is that how you do it? Don't do it in the heart. God, Uma Thurman taught us wrong in Pulp Fiction, didn't she? Yeah, that movie was way off. Although, to be fair, she overdosed on heroin. That was adrenaline. That was different.

Yeah. You know, this has happened to my brother. The peanut butter sandwich thing? No, but he's been really badly injured on a date. Oh, okay. So his current girlfriend, Kim, who they live together now, their first date went real bad. Did they go rock climbing or something?

Well, that's so funny you say that. They went to find a waterfall and they were hopping through creeks and stuff. Anyway, he put his foot down into this rock and he slipped and he ended up having to get 15 stitches in the bottom of his foot. So date over. No kiss on that date. No. Actually, I think he did kiss her.

I think he kissed her anyway. It can go one way or the other. The girl will either go, oh, my God, I feel so bad for you. Or she ended up staying and she helped him. I want to stick around and help you. Or she'll go, what a D-bag. Don't take me rock climbing if you don't know the first thing about. I think it was her idea.

Oh, then she has to stay. Yeah. She has to stay. She's obligated. You can't give a guy 15 stitches and then not give him a second date. But it worked out for them because maybe they bonded over that horrific experience. Yeah, there's something about shared trauma that brings people together for sure. Yeah, and he had to cancel his ski trip, which was happening like two weeks later.

So then he had like an extra month to spend with her. That's her fault too. Yeah. She's just in a guilt relationship. That's what she's in. We wonder if there's people out there at the moment who have also had an injury on a first date. Did you end up in hospital?

Did you end up at A&E? Did you break something? Maybe you chipped a tooth. Oh, that would be embarrassing. Wouldn't it? It would be embarrassing. Yeah. And hopefully there would be no kiss.

Because it's so jagged, the tooth, when you first chip it. It is dangerous, isn't it? I know from personal experience. Yeah, you've done it. Yeah. Was that on a date? No, it wasn't on a date. No.

You didn't tell me it was on a date. It wasn't on a date. Where was it? It was just at a party. And then I went home to my girlfriend's house and I was like, bro, I've lost the tooth. How did you do it then? I was dancing with a beer bottle on my hand.

Obviously white boy dancing. I was on the dance floor at a party and a mate was dancing with a beer bottle on my hand. Obviously white boy dancing. Just on the dance floor at a party, and a mate was dancing with high elbows. And as I took a sip, it's perfectly innocent, I just took a sip and he clashed it into my mouth and it took the whole front half of my tooth off. You're pretty lucky that exact thing happened to my friend at a nightclub, but it took both two front teeth.

Half of them. Yeah, I feel lucky. Every day I feel lucky. Yeah. Every day I feel lucky. Yeah, I bet you feel lucky. With this half a brown tooth. Did you get injured on a date? That's what we want to know this afternoon. Yeah.

0800 dials at M or you can text us your stories on 9696 as well. And is the relationship still going? Oh yeah, did you get a second date? Yeah, because they felt petty. Bree and Clint. An Australian girl called Samara is going viral on TikTok at the moment

because she's documented her first Tinder date with a guy who, before she came over, had a peanut butter sandwich. Can you imagine? Some of her friends would be like, oh, how was the date? And she goes, oh, it was a disaster. And they're like, oh, was he not very nice? She's like, no, I ended up in hospital. No, he had a peanut butter sandwich.

She went into anaphylactic shock when she kissed him because she's allergic to peanuts. He had to stab her with an EpiPen and it ended up with them in A&E until 5.30 in the morning. God, that's the beginning of a fairy tale. It's usually a sign of a good first date if you're both still awake at 5.30 in the morning. Usually.

But not this time. Not because of the adrenaline from the EpiPen. Yeah, good point. So we're asking you, did you get injured on a date? Let's start with Kopare. Welcome to the show. Hello. Yours is peanuts as well.

Yeah, so I'm anaphylactic to peanuts. Oh, no. Yeah, so I was, this happened maybe like two or three years ago now, and I went over to this guy. I had just started seeing. We'd only been seeing each other for like two or three years ago now. And I went over to this guy I had just started seeing. We'd only been seeing each other for like two weeks. And we were kissing and stuff. And stuff?

And then I was like, oh, I don't really feel too good. My eyes just started puffing up. And you get this like funny feeling in your mouth and throat. Yeah. And I was like, oh, have you eaten peanuts today? And he goes, yeah, I had peanut butter and jam on toast this morning. You literally lived out the scene from the movie Hitch. Yeah.

And then, yeah, I went to the hospital. Luckily, didn't have to use my EPPM, and they just pumped me full of antihistamines. Buzzy Did you have another date? No we dated for two and a half years Well done Since that has happened

Are you still with him? No Do you now ask people before you kiss them He did it again He had a satay fetish Do you ask people before you kiss them if they've recently had peanuts? Kind of kills the mood. It depends where you are.

You're not probably going to ask them in the middle of the nightclub. No, you're not, and it would kill the mood. Can you imagine you're out on the dance floor and you ask, hey, have you had peanut butter or any type of nuts tonight? Just before you kiss them, you're like, I need to know, have you had any nuts in your mouth? Yeah, it really kills the mood. Yeah.

Don't blame me for not asking. Thank you, Corbettie. We appreciate that. Run the risk. Grace is here. Hey, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hey, guys.

What happened to you, mate? So me and my boyfriend went out for Valentine's Day this year to Burger Burger in Newmarket. It's our favourite restaurant. Great. We go there all the time. Literally, we just get the same old thing. And yeah, so we were there for Valentine's Day, got our normal like burgers.

And then there was this like cocktail on the menu that was like pineapple and mangoes and stuff. And I was like, oh, that looks really good. And he had like a rum or whatever. And so later after we'd left the restaurant he was like oh i think i've got a mosquito bite like my foot's really itchy and then he just started getting like um like hides all over his face and his body like kind of swelling up yeah and yeah his face started to like um blow up basically so once we got home we like whipped out the epien and I got to like stab him with it. You got to stab him. Like you were waiting for it.

Yeah. I literally have been waiting ever since he met and he said, I've got all these allergies. I was like, oh my God, I can't wait. Grace. What was it, Grace? What was it that triggered him? We have no idea because he's not actually allergic to like fruit.

He's only allergic to like nuts, dairy, eggshell, fish, guava, and none of that was in the bag. He's only allergic to these 15 things. This is perfect, Grace, because obviously you loved EpiPenning him so much

and you guys don't know what it is. You've got to go back. You've got to get another EpiPen ready to go and you've got to go back for the same meal and when you order it... They're like really expensive. They're like $200. Yeah, an EpiPen. Yeah, but did've got to go back for the same meal. And when you order it.

They're like really expensive. They're like $200. Yeah, an EpiPen. Yeah, but did you. Yeah, they're not cheap. Yeah, but. No, and they expire in like a year or two years. You have to buy them all the time. Save up and do it on a fun weekend or something.

Yeah, tell them that's what you want to do for your birthday. Yeah, but it's really annoying because I really like peanut butter. I really like things with nuts. And so whenever I have them, I just have to go home, brush my teeth before I kiss him kind of thing. I was going to say, but do you like peanut butter more than your boyfriend? Oh, yeah. Too long. The pause was too long, Grace.

Grace. I love Grace. Well, you know, pros and cons. She's fantastic. Oh, good stuff. Okay, you know, pros and cons. She's fantastic. Oh, good stuff. Okay, well, be careful out there, New Zealand. It's a tough dating scene. It is.

Made even tougher if one of you goes into anaphylactic shock. And remember, in the leg. Yeah, in the leg, not in the heart. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday banger time.

It's where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Matthew is here first. Hello, Matthew. Hello, Matt. G'day, how you going? Good, how are you? Good. Finished what?

Finished work? Yeah, dairy farmer. Oh, I was going to say happy level two, but those cows didn't take a break, did they? No, they didn't, no. You would be working extra hard, that's for sure. Matt, what's your birthday? We'll do your birthday banger. April the 20th, 1988.

All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 20th of April. And Matt, this is your birthday banger. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. Jamelia. And, Matt, this is your birthday banger. Jamelia. Matt, look, I don't know you that well, but I feel like it suits you. Yeah, it'd be all right. Can you hear this in the milking shed? Just on the sunrise.

Yeah, yeah, right? Singing to the cows. The cows would love it. Okay, wait there. Let's get, oh, no, I lost the top one. I lost the top one. It was Jeremy, guys. Sorry, Jeremy. Let's get Kindle.

Hi, Kindle. Hi, Kindle. Hello. We hear it's your birthday today, mate. It is. Happy birthday. How old are you turning? Thank you.

I'm 22. Oh, lovely. Have you gotten anything yet? No, not yet. I you. I'm 22. Oh, lovely. Have you gotten anything yet? No, not yet. I'm on my way home. Okay, cool. Well, I'm excited for you. Hopefully there's dinner cooked, presents. Maybe everyone's forgotten. Yeah, maybe.

There's nothing. Yeah, I had to work a night shift so surely it's alright. Yeah, right. Oh, cool. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 14th of May 1998. Alright, you were 16 in 2014 on the 14th of May. And Kendall, this is your birthday banger. No. No.

Stay with me Cause you're all I need Sam Smith, Stay With Me. Kendall, what are your thoughts? It's all right. Isn't this the song you suggested for us to do for Friday Oaky this week? Yeah, it is, yeah. Dangerous.

I love this song. Dangerous song. I reckon I would have killed it. Wait there, Kendall, on your birthday. We'll go to our final one for Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy. Hi, Jez. How's it going?

Good, mate. How are you? Oh, bugs are fluffies. Bugs are fluffies. Good to hearz. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Oh, Boxer Fluffies. Boxer Fluffies. Good to hear it. What's that joke? It's just a saying. I've never heard that saying.

Boxer Fluffy Ducks. That's how good he is. Yeah, got it, mate. Yeah, right. On the same page now. Well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 21st of October, 1983.

All right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 21st of October. And Jeremy, this is your birthday banger. Now there's a song that suits its owner. Jeremy, you get Christina Aguilera's Genie in a Bottle. How's that? It brings a tear to my... Doesn't it just? Doesn't it just, right?

I think that's spot on for you, Jeremy. Yeah, I hear your voice, and I think that's a man who suits vintage Christina Aguilera. So much so that I'm going to vote for you to win birthday banger today. Yeah, that's my vote. Oh, jeez. You've done it, mate. Well done. Oh, wicked.

Congratulations. Anything you'd like to say? Oh, just enjoy NZ. He's a man of few words But he's to the point And he's your winner of Birthday Bangers Day Brian Clint I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights

Waiting for someone To release me You look in your lips And blowing kisses my way But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away. Baby, baby, baby, baby. Oh, my body's saying let's go. Oh, my heart is saying no. If you want wanna be with me

Baby, there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta love me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression Kinda like what you do I'm a genie in a bottle, baby You gotta love a big impression You gotta like what you do I'm a G in a bottle, baby

You gotta run me the right way, honey I'm a G in a bottle, baby Come, come, come on and let me down The music's playing and the lights down low There's one more dance and then we're good to go Waiting for someone who needs me. I was racing at the speed of light. That don't mean it's got to be tonight.

Baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby. Oh, my buddy's saying let's go. Oh, my heart's saying let's go But my heart's saying let's go If you wanna be with me Baby, there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta wanna be the right way

If you wanna be with me Make a wish for me Just come and set a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey. I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. Come, come, come on and let me out. I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey.

You wanna blow me? I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. Come, come, come on in. My body's saying let's go. But my heart is saying no. If you want to be with me, baby, there's a price to pay. saying no. I got to like what you do. Oh, yeah. You want to be with me. Baby, there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle.

You don't want to be afraid. You want to be with me. You want to be with me. I can make your wish come true. Just come and set me free, baby. And I'll be with you. I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. For the first feel? Zeddy and Bree and Clint. Is that the first song?

It's her first song, eh? Come on in, meow. Sorry, I just need to let the queen finish. Sorry. Yeah, it's her first song. And then What A Girl Wants. Yeah, that came after. Is that the order that they came out of?

Yes. That was Jeremy's birthday banger from which year? Was that Christina Aguilera classic? I think that was from 1999. Yes. Cry. And then she, I mean, she had that Cookie Cutter album and then she released Stripped.

What was the Cookie Cutter one? Genie in a Bottle, Come On Over Baby, What a Girl Wants. Oh, what do you mean Cookie Cutter? Like it was just very different to the Stripped album. Oh, I see. The Stripped album was dark. It's when she dyed her hair dark. Yeah, right. She wore arseless chaps. Yeah, well, she went, I need to The stripped album was dark. It's when she dyed her hair dark. Yeah, right.

She wore arseless chaps. Yeah, well, she went, I need to be different to Britney. She wanted to get dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And didn't she? Wanted to get unruly. Get down in a hurry. Gonna get dirty, you know?

Keep going, keep going. It's about time for my arrival, she said. That's exactly what she said, and that is verbatim. Brie and Clint. Brie, I've got a great opportunity for you, actually. This lockdown has provided lots of opportunities, and here's one that I think is tailor-made to you. Why me personally? Because it's something

that I think that you will enjoy doing. Or should I say redoing? Because you've done this thing, and I know you didn't enjoy it the first time around. So now, COVID and all of its shittery has provided one perfect opportunity. Okay. I'm hesitant. Central North Island tourism has taken a hammering as has most tourism, all tourism in New Zealand.

Numbers are down. Yep. Basically, there is no one currently walking the Tongariro Crossing. It's empty. There's no one on there. They've gone from 140,000 people doing that traverse every single year to nothing. Don't get me started on this bloody Tongariro crossing, I tell you. There's no tourists here, so you, Bree,

it's time to lace up your Timberlands and hit the trail. There's not many things that I say I will never, ever do that again in my life, but that would be one of them. Because there was too many people on the track. You know what? I'm glad I did it. Great experience. But, oh, my God, it's so damn long.

It is, yeah. Oh, it just keeps going and going. I had blisters where I didn't think I could get blisters. My muscles hurt for weeks. This isn't the best campaign for it, is it? No, it's not, no. But that's okay. But, I mean, it was beautiful, yes.

But there was too many people. Way too many people. But I'm guessing now not going to be as many. No, like I said, almost no one. It'll just be locals. Honestly, there were some points, I'm not even joking, I thought I was going to die. On the Tongariro crossing.

Nearly, like, I'm not even joking. You know where you're so exhausted, you truly are like, I could actually die on this crossing. Producer Ben, who has spent months on end in the bush before. Yeah. How long does the Tongariro crossing take to do? Well, I went a few years ago with two kids under the age of seven, some cousins, and we did it in six and a half hours.

Yeah, see, we did it in just under five because I was with my brother and my partner at the time who's like an exercise freak. Yeah. And that's probably why I hated it so much. I was like, let's stop and have a look. And they're like, let's power on. And I nearly passed out. Yeah, right.

Well, Queen's birthday is on the way. There is no way you'll ever. I'm not going anywhere near that place. And we have booked you a Maui camper van. No, you have not We have No you haven't Some Nordic walking sticks

Nah I'll have a panic attack I'm not joking I'm not going back A MacPak windbreaker And a large sack of scroggin And we are setting you loose On one of New Zealand's great walks Is it a great walk?

Is it one of the great walks? Yeah it's a great walk Yeah on the great walk It's not even any bush We obviously took the wrong track then. Also, also, also, also, we know you're not a fan of the bush. Chill out. Bree and Clint.

Quarantine with me time. Now, look, obviously we've been in quarantine for the last seven weeks and people have gotten down in the kitchen. Oh, yeah. People are getting heaps of skills. I've seen on Instagram they're baking, they're cooking slow briskets. Yeah. My wife's perfected Nadia Lim's gnocchi recipe.

I made that one too. Oh, so good. Very, very good. Thank you, Nadia Lim. And we want to know what's the most elaborate thing you've cooked in quarantine? If you want to play the game, the phone lines are open now. You can call us on 0800-DIAL-ZM. And we'll put you head-to-head with other Quarandiners.

Let's see if you can stack up. Amber is here. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi. What have you cooked in quarantine? So it was actually one of my best friend's birthdays. So I decided to make her a cake,

and it was coffee flavour with a caramel hazelnut filling, caramel buttercream with a chocolate drip and chocolate pieces on top. Are you a professional? Because this sounds professional. I wish I was. I'd love to take it up full time, but I'm a student. How did you do it then? YouTube tutorial? I've always thought of Bates since I was about six, so I've sort of just learned from my grandparents and as

well as my mum. Amber, I think this is your calling. Start an Instagram, start a cupcake place or something because I need to have some of that in my life. Okay, that's going to be hard to beat. Let's go to Atlanta. Hi, Atlanta. Hi. Hi. Cool name. Oh, thank you.

How are you? Good, thank you. Quarantine with me. What have you been cooking in quarantine? We really like Lone Star. It's just so good. How good is Lone Star? Yeah, fair enough.

Lone Star is awesome. It's so good, right? How do they do those potatoes? I need to know. I don't get it. We do have an air fryer and they are so good. Tell me Atlanta, because I've told my wife that I need an air fryer. I've seen people with them and she goes, no, you don't need an air fryer, you stupid idiot.

No, it's better than a deep fryer. It's healthier. So you still get like the frowness, but you're not cooking in oil. With air. Yeah, but she said it would just be another thing on the bench that I won't use, like the soda spoon. They are pretty big. They are pretty big. They are pretty big.

But they're like $70 from Kmart. You've got to do it. Oh, I'm going to get one. Look, I'm a grown man. Don't you have a Thermomix? Yeah, you can't do any frying in a Thermomix. How often do you use that? I never use it, but Lucy uses the Thermomix every single day.

Well, maybe you should ask her if she wants an air fryer. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Alanda, what's the meal you cooked? What are you quarrelling dining? They do a Dixie chicken. Have you had it before? Yeah, the Lone Star Dixie chicken. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God, it's so good. And, like, they poached the chicken, like, it's creamy sauce and the coleslaw. And I perfected it. You perfected Lone Star's Dixie chicken. It almost tastes better. And I'm going to say $40 a meal now. It's so good. Wow, okay. I need that recipe It's so good. Wow, okay.

I need that recipe. That's good. I need it. And Ezra's here as well. Hi, Ezra. Hi, Ezra. Hello. What's the most elaborate thing you've cooked in quarantine, Ezra?

I cooked your chicken parmigiana. Did you? Oh, Bree's one. Yeah. How was it? What's the review? It was amazing. Did you do the key part of the recipe where you slap the chicken breast, though?

Yep, and I had no ham on it either. Yes, good, Ezra. See, that's the classic. No ham. Naughty chicken. Naughty. Naughty chicken. Okay, Ezra, wait there.

I'm so excited that people have made it because it's actually really good. We're choosing between one of the most elaborate coffee chocolate caramel cakes we've ever heard. That one did sound amazing. Atlanta, who's perfected the iconic Lone Star Dixie chicken, or Ezra with his naughty chicken parmigiana. Naughty. Who do you think? I was seriously impressed with the way Amber rolled through hers.

I think it's Amber's for the most elaborate. Who do you think? I was seriously impressed with the way Amber rolled through hers. I think it's Amber's for the most elaborate. The creativity for Atlanta to go and master that recipe is big. I mean, I am swayed because Ezra cooked my parmigiana, but it's got to be Amber. It's got to be Amber, right? Amber, congratulations. You've won Quarantine with me this afternoon.

Thank you. Start that cupcake place, okay? I'll try. Okay, good. Let me know. I'll come down and buy some Time for the latest They squashed the beef last year, right, when they did that video together? And now they're doing a song together

Dean, who are now just like the total best friends and stuff? I know you couldn't have given me a million bucks to ever guess this was going to happen. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have apparently, the rumor on the street is, collaborated on a song. Now, the big dramatic debut, because you know I love a dramatic debut, it's all happening this week apparently on American Idol. So I don't even think that airs in New Zealand right now, but maybe you can watch it on YouTube or something.

Katy Perry gave like a bit of a teaser. She haunted us today, haunted us even, but I can't wait to see this. You know, they're big fallout. Let's not forget, if you don't know the story, here's the real scrub on this one. Three dancers were on the Taylor Swift tour. Katy stole them to take them on her tour,

and that is how this all happened. So it was over some dancers that were on tour that swapped teams, actually. I know one of them, Dean. And now it's all over. Dean, I know one of those dancers. I thought you did. Yeah, he's an Aussie guy. Yeah.

He told me that, this is behind the scenes, he told me that Katy Perry called Taylor Swift and asked her, can I borrow these three dancers for my tour? And Taylor was like, yeah, that's all good, and then they can come on tour with me. Anyway, Katy Perry's tour got extended, and then it intertwined with Taylor Swift's tour, and that's when they had a big blow-up.

Why don't you just get yourself some more dancers? I know heaps of dancers. Yeah, how good must they be? I know, right? Was it like Chris Brown? Are they the best? Paris Goebel, the world's best dancers? You know what? I know, right? Was it like Chris Brown? Are they the best? Paris Goebel, the world's best dancers? You know what it's like, though.

These people have dancers that are with them their whole career, and they trust them, and they don't have to be, you know. I get it. You spend time learning a secret handshake with someone, and you can't be bothered memorizing a new secret handshake with somebody else. So it makes sense. Okay, so you're talking about a full Katy Perry, Taylor Swift song together, Dean.

Is that what we're expecting next week? Yeah, that's what we're expecting. That's the rumor. And Katy alluded to it today in an interview with Extra. So yeah, stay tuned. I'm down for it. That could be massive. Katy's pregnant, so technically it's a three-way.

No, I've got to get that word right. It's a trio. Yeah, it's a trio. No, not threesome either, Dean. No, you're no better at this. Don't say that. Thruple. That's weird.

Thruple? That's the new thing all the gays are doing in West Hollywood. Thruple is the new couple. It's all about a thruple. The thruple is the new couple. I bet you are, Dean. And that's hot off the streets of Los Angeles.