ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 15th 2019

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Let's talk about something that's going to make you uncomfortable. You love to do this to me. That's fine, we can do this. Because it's in the show as well. It is in the show. I mean, I'm going to ruin something. But I'm going to sell my pictures. I'm going to sell pictures of my feet to hopefully fund our trip to LA to hopefully meet Channing Tatum.

If that's not the weirdest sentence I've ever said, then I don't know what is. On multiple levels, eh? On multiple levels. Imagine if he finds out. We get there and he goes, oh my god, Brianna, how'd you get here? And you're like, well, it's a long story.

You want one? It's a long story. Sit down, let me take my shoes off. What do you want to talk about? Do you want to talk about fetishes? Fetishes. Yeah, hit me. I think people don't talk about this enough. Do you have anything that you might think would be weird to someone else?

I'm trying to think. Because, I mean, feet. When you think about feet, I don't think, ooh, sexy. No, I don't. But to some people. People do. And I know it's rude to judge, but feet people are yuck. Don't judge.

Hey, there is a lot worse things. 100%. Think about it. 100%. Think about it. 100%. If you started dating someone and they were like, I'm into feet stuff. Yeah.

Is that a deal breaker? Depends how hot they were. It does. It does. 100% depends how hot they were. Because does. It does. 100% it depends how hot they were. Yeah. Because that's... What if that was you?

You know what my fetish is? Hot people. And I'll do what they need me to do. Oh, that's so boring. It is boring. It is boring. It is boring. And I'm racking my brain to try and find one out for you.

What if they were literally the most perfect human being? Every single other thing about them. Personality, check. Looks, check other thing about them, personality check, looks check, everything about them, perfect. And then they said, I love feet. I'll be like, suck on my toe, baby, whatever you need. Do I have to do feet stuff to them or do they want my feet stuff? Your feet stuff.

They want to do stuff to your feet. Oh, go for gold. Because you know my superpower, I'm not ticklish on my feet. Aren't you? I'm incredibly ticklish, not on my feet. You're a unicorn to people that like feet stuff. Oh, no. People wouldn't. Oh, no!

You know what else is a fetish that I recently saw on a TV show? Yeah. People who like to be tickled. Oh, yeah. What documentary did you watch? Did you watch Tickled? No, I haven't seen that. Oh, girl, you've got to watch Tickled. Do you know who David Farrier is? Yes. Yeah, so he did Tickled. I've heard about this documentary. Tickled? No, I haven't seen that. Oh, girl, you've got to watch Tickled. Do you know who David Farrier is? Yes. Yeah, so he did Tickled.

I've heard about this documentary. Tickled put him on the map. Yeah. And it is the weirdest story. So there's this whole subculture about tickling where he infiltrates it. And it's rude. It's bad. So they're not fetishists.

They're just guys who are masquerading as. I don't want to spoil it for you. Don't spoil it. But you've got to watch Tickled. So we're boring. What about the producers? You want to know what their fetish is? Yeah, I want to know to spoil it for you. Don't spoil it. But you've got to watch Tickled. So we're boring. What about the producers? You want to know what their fetish is? Yeah, I want to know if they've got any, even if it's something little,

any weird thing that you're into. I don't know if producer Ellie is listening, but producer Ben is. She's listening. Nah, she's doing some editing at the moment, sorry. Well, just stand by producer Ellie. She can jump on now. Ben, do you have a fetish? Nah, I don't think so. Nothing that's a little bit unusual

Nah Not that I can think of Costumes? You're a costume guy? Nah I'm not a costume guy I would be keen though Possibly But I'm not majorly

What sort of costume would you like? Dunno What would you like your sugar mama Steph Like to dress up as? Snow White Snow White's hot Little Mermaid Little Mermaid

Ariel? No legs Well that is Little Mermaid. Little Mermaid. Ariel? No legs? Well, that is Little Mermaid. No legs? Little Mermaid's a logistical issue. Yeah, that's hard. You're like, where do I put things? Okay, I don't know.

I covered that with logistical issues, okay? Sorry, I'm not as subtle. I don't know. To answer your question, I don't know. I have to think about it. I'll come back to you tomorrow. Come on. All right.

Producer Ellie. Now, we are very boring. We're very white right. Producer Ellie. Now, we are very boring. We're very white breed. Producer Ellie. I don't think I've got any fetishes, but I wouldn't mind a spank, you know? I think every girl doesn't mind that. Really? Really?

No, I don't mind. Really? Okay. I like it. I don't mind some light choking. Yeah, actually. That's personal.'t mind some light choking. Yeah, actually. That's personal. A bit of light or even medium.

You know what? Just bloody kill me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm kidding. Can I do a spank simulator? I'm going to do it with my hands. Okay. Because I need to know where the line is.

Okay. Because you said light spank. Yeah. Do you want me to come in there? No, I'll do it on my head okay ben come in here let's simulate it no because i need cheek on i need to go be a cheek okay that's fine i'll just do it on the bottom of my head so i need too soft too hard ben wants a spanking and you give him a spanking too soft too hard or perfect okay let's start out here and hopefully we pick it up okay first

first spank level. Oh, no. Well, that was the limpest spank I've ever seen. It's okay. I'm being respectful. I just know where your line is. I appreciate it. Okay. I didn't actually spank you.

Okay. Spank level two. Let's increase the spankability. Yeah, keep going. Too light. Keep going. Keep going. Okay.

Yeah. You know what? Are you clapping for a show or what Keep going, keep going. Okay, yeah. You know what? Are you clapping for a show or what are you doing? Okay, okay, okay. Get into it. Okay. Yeah. You don't have the touch.

My hands hurt. You don't have the touch. But when you're in the moment. I don't have the touch. Should I give it a go? Yeah, you give it a go. Okay, are you ready? I think I've got the right.

Just don't give us a scale. Just show us the level you give it a go Okay okay You ready? I think I've got the right Just don't Don't Just don't give us a scale Just tell Just show us the level you want I'm going to turn your mic up Yeah Yeah go for it This is so weird

I know right Ouch Ouch See Yeah But it's just It's the flick of the wrist Kicks you into gear doesn't it

It does Oh blimey Tell you what Did we doesn't it? It does. Oh, blimey. Do we just have sex? I think I'm fine. Oh, shit. Am I a spanking guy? I think I'm fine. Get it.

Just try it next time. Give it a go. Loose. I can just imagine your wife losing. She'd be like, did you just spank me? No, I'm saying does she need to? Oh, you want a bit of that. This is how that conversation would go down.

Hey, Luce. It's me, your husband, Clint. Been doing some thinking. I'm a spanking guy now, and I'd like to be spanked. And can you also call me daddy? And this is her. She'd just go, I don't actually need this, so I'm leaving. Bye.

Yesterday's podcast, everybody. Good evening, everybody. Good afternoon. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. Hello, team. We today are going to pick up the conversation about what is the best party prep banger. You know, the song that you put on before you get ready to go out. And if you've got one, giving you a lot of time to think about this today,

it could win you a VIP trip to the Oakuni Mardi Gras. Yeah, I've been really enjoying this this week. So far, the winners we've had, Wagon Wheel. Uh-huh. And of course, Breaking Free. I'm a story dragon. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Here's my story.

Beating out some real classics too, like... Like this lost. This lost to Wagon Wheel. Right down. Yeah. If you've got one, 4.40 this afternoon, your chance to share it with us and win a VIP trip to the sold-out Owakuni Mardi Gras.

That's going to be great. Also another chance to enter Zedum's World Tour number three, the JoBros in LA. That's at 4 o'clock today. Speaking of LA as well, we have updates on our dream to get to LA to meet Channing Tatum. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we left you yesterday with the fact that we needed to raise some money. And there's been a bit of work going on in the background. I'm not going to say who, but someone has done something to make a bit of money on the side. Someone has gone above and beyond the call of duty. And I can't figure out if they've done it because they're a team player or they've done it because it's a secret fetish of their own and they've just wanted to do this for ages. We'll find out on the show just after

five. Next though, parents, a question that might make you uncomfortable but that doesn't mean you should change the station and actually kids, if you're listening in the car with your parents at the moment, make sure they're not allowed to change the channel for the next 15 minutes. This might be some information you've always wanted to know,

but your parents were never willing to come out and say it. They've never been willing to share it with you. Yep. Yeah. That's all I'll say for now. I'll just say that, okay? We could be breaking up families next on ZM. We totally could, but you definitely, kids, you have a right to know.

You have a right to know this information. It's about time we took a stand. Yeah, it's about time they were honest with you for once. We'll do it next. Bree and Clint, ZM. I'm so tired of this. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Right now, though, I proposed an awkward conversation

for parents in cars with kids. And this is on you, parents. This is one for you to face. Bree, you don't have any children that you know of. I think I would know. I'm the one that has to birth it. Yeah, but you don't have any kids that you know of. And neither do I.

So we can't answer this question. As a parent, do you have a favourite child? It's always a question that the kids ask the parents and they always say the diplomatic answer of, I don't have a favourite. You're all my favourites. You're all my bull crap. Ross Boss, who is one of the only parents at ZM at the moment.

Yeah, he's the only fossil here at ZM. He said that parents absolutely have a favourite, but he only has one kid. So that's very easy for him to say. He can't really comment then. He only has one kid that he knows of. Who do you think your parents' favourite kid is? Oh, no, I have no idea.

I have no idea. Everyone has an idea in their family. No, no, I don't know, but I would love them. That means it's not you then. That's what it means. If you don't have any idea, it means you're not your parents' favourite. Your parents' favourite is definitely your brother, Aidan. Okay, well.

Well, he's so successful and he's so good looking. I'm successful? And he's so nice. He's so nice. I'm successful and nice. He's successful in a real way, like degrees and doing a good job. You're bluffing it. I've got degrees.

You're like me. You're not using any of them. Yeah, well, that's a good point. What good is a degree if you don't use it? No one knows if you're good at journalism. No one has any idea because you're not using it. Yeah, he's the bloody favourite. You're like me.

You're doing a job where you're just making it up. There's a real famous example of this at the moment in the NBA. Quick sports chat. The NBA finals are on at the moment and we all know

who Steph Curry is. If you don't, he's an NBA champion who plays for the Golden State Warriors. He's playing his brother in the Western Conference final at the moment.

Steph Curry's brother, Seth Curry. Didn't even know he had a brother. First of all, who's calling the other kids Seth when you've already got a Steph? What if one of you develops a lisp? That's going to be hard to deal with.

Also, who's, well, is his name Stefan though? Stefan. Stefan. Yeah. And then Seth. So it doesn't really sound the same when you use their full name. Sethan. His name's not Sethan.

You don't know. His parents, his parents, they're going to all the games. So they're in the final. Their teams's not Sethan. You don't know. His parents, his parents, they're going to all the games. So they're in the final. Their teams are against each other. The Portland Trailblazers are against the Golden State Warriors.

They're attending all seven games of the finals and they've decided because they can't side with one team, the way they're going to do it and pick who they support for each game, they're going to flip a coin before each game

and decide who they support. I was going to say, to flip a coin before each game to decide who they support. I was going to say that's easy. You go for Steph Curry because he's more likely to win because he's better. You can't do that. You have to go to Seth Curry because Steph Curry's already won heaps of them. You've got to go to the underdog, right? You've got to support the least likely runner to win. Why don't we just cut the bull crap parents?

Why don't we just say it how it is? He's the better kid. He's the more talented one. So he's the favourite. That's the one we're going for. Seth, if you want us to go for your team, get better. Like the Hunger Games of childhood. Nothing like a bit of friendly rivalry amongst your siblings to propel you on to greatness, right?

Shouldn't all be fair? I get why my parents like my brother the best. He's the best kid. I'm not arguing that. I'm saying let's just cut the crap. Let's see if there's any brave parents listening. And I doubt it's the ones that have got kids in the car at the best. He's the best kid. I'm not arguing that. I'm saying let's just cut the crap. Let's see if there's any brave parents listening. And I doubt it's the ones that have got kids in the car at the moment.

Oh, even better. Even better if you do. Oh, $800 at him. Just be honest with us. Just for once. Do you have a favourite kid? Do you have a favourite kid? You don't have to tell us who it is.

No, you do. We'd love for you to tell us as well. I'm all for that. I just want to know if you can be honest and say, look, you've got to be real, guys. Got to be real. I prefer the one who I think is going to provide me with a better retirement. Let's put this to bed. 0800 dial ZM. Do you have a favourite kid? Oh my God, the phones are absolutely lighting up.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I believe every parent has a favourite. At the moment in the NBA finals, Steph Curry is playing his brother, Seth Curry. And on the other side, in the other final, which is the Eastern Conference, I don't know about basketball. Doesn't matter.

The Milwaukee Bucks, Paul Garceau, is playing his brother in the Toronto Raptors, Mark Garceau. So the same thing is happening. You go for the better kid. You go for the kid who's the best. That's what you should do. None of this, oh the husband will go for one

kid and the mum will go, no that's crap. You go for the one that's going to win. You're ruthless. I hope you only ever have one kid. In the world, like today, it can't all be equal. We know that. Your favourite kid will get to ride in the front seat

and the kid you like least will have to run along beside the car. We do have some brave parents here though on 0800 dial ZM. Carla. Hi, Carla. Hi, Bree. Hi, Clint. Hi, Carla. Are you willing to say on the radio right now that you've got a favourite child?

Yes, I have five kids actually, and I do have a favorite. Love it. How do you determine favorite? Is it through Bree's methodology where you race them and you go with the most physically elite? Not necessarily. I think it's got a lot to do with the attitude, the calmness, the way that they behave.

I think that's it for me. Who's the funniest? Does that come into it? Yeah, I definitely enjoy my three funny older kids, but my little six-year-old daughter Atlantis is just so inquisitive, kind. Are you naming your favourite? Are you coming here on the radio with your distinctive accent and name and naming your favourite child?

You are. I love that. I think about time we start to be honest. Wow, that was ballsy. Hi Mel. Hi Mel. Hi. How many kids do you have? Three. How many do I wish I had? Just the one. Oh, ruthless.

Do they know that? They've got a fair idea. Well, because the one in the middle, he's great. He's really calm and he looks after himself pretty much. And the other two, I call them the A-holes united because together they are absolute A-holes. Really? He's got to sit in the middle in the car to buffer them

because they just... Hey, Mel, are you saying to me that your middle child is your favourite? Yep. I love it. The middle child, always underrated. Are you a middle child? I sure am. Okay, let's go Kate. Kate, we are blown away

by the honesty we're receiving this afternoon. You're a parent. Do you have a favourite? Yes, I most definitely do. I'm a mother of four. I've got four sons. Can I flip this on you? Do you have a least favourite? No.

Okay. No, that's good. Don't answer that. But you can have a favourite. And why is he your favourite? He's my favourite because he's just like the easiest of them all to get along with. And yeah. Do they know?

Oh shit no. No I most definitely wouldn't say anything. And lucky we gave you that fake name. A Kate. Yeah true totally. Name's definitely not Kate with four sons. Nah I doubt it. Just to really round this thing out

we've got a special guest for this question on this afternoon. Welcome to the show, Bree's mum, Mumadai. Oh, crap. Hi, guys. Now, same question goes for you. As a parent of three, you've got three wonderful children, don't you? Yes, I do. Do you have a favourite?

Absolutely. Oh, goddammit. And I bet it's not me. Is it Aiden? No. Oh. Oh, there's a twist. Okay.

What's your sister's name, Bree? Amber. Is it Bree's sister, Amber? No. Is there another kid that we don't know about? What? So it can't be me? Maybe.

Who is it? It's a male and his name is Max. That's our dog. God damn it. God damn it. Yeah, good. And you treat Max like an absolute prince, okay, Mama Di? Oh, he's wonderful.

He took a poo on your floor last week, Mum. Bree and Clint, the podcast. We have a man that we talk to who has fantastically white teeth and brilliantly chiselled abdominals, but he also has ins with celebrities. His name is Dean McCarthy and he does spy on this show. He lives in LA and he goes to all the red carpets. He interviews celebrities. His name is Dean McCarthy and he does spy on this show. He lives in LA and he goes to all the red carpets. He interviews celebrities.

I saw on his Instagram yesterday and I nearly died. No joke. He went to the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race. Did he see RuPaul? Huh? Yeah, he would have been there. Right. It was like in the second row.

Ariana Grande's brother was sitting behind him. Oh, Aaron Grande. Frankie Grande. Instead of spy today, we want to talk to Dean about our latest idea. Welcome to the show, Dean McCarthy. Hello, guys. Good afternoon, everyone. Dean.

Yeah. This is big. And I think you're going to be the factor that comes into this if we can get it over the line whether this becomes a reality or a complete flop Okay

We had an idea the other day on the show I was talking about how you know how I never talk about how Channing Tatum follows me, I never bring that up Wait, does he? Yeah, I mean, it's not a known thing. Never mention it. But, Dean, I'm sick of people calling me out for the fact that they think it was an accidental follow.

No, it's not. Well, this is the thing, Dean. Technically, we don't really know. You've never spoken to him in person. I've never spoken to him in person. He has spoken to you once through Dean. Dean got us a chat with Channing Tatum through

him. You might remember this. I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Bree Thomasell. You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical and her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even? She's hysterical. And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try

and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just like cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, if we all would be

a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. Thank you so much. And like Dean, we literally never play that because it's just so embarrassing.

We never play that, Dean. And you know, probably one of the best gifts someone has ever given to me, and that was you, Dean, that brought that to the show. We've got an idea, and we want to know how feasible it is from you. Bree has suggested that we fly to LA in

two weeks' time, and we try and find... Okay, not the feedback we wanted straight away. We try and find Channing Tatum and ask him in person, and just try and find, okay, not the feedback we wanted straight away, we try and find Channing Tatum and ask him in person and just say, hey, Chan, are we mates? Yeah, did you mean to follow Bree? Do you still follow her?

Do you watch her videos? Do you enjoy the fart stuff? Can you take your top off? As someone who's on the ground there, what do you think of that idea? Good idea, bad idea, totally impossible, let's do there, what do you think of that idea? Good idea, bad idea, totally impossible, let's do it. What do you reckon? Look, first of all, I know where he lives.

That's for starters. I actually know exactly where he lives. He lives next door to Eddie Murphy, which is next door to Tyler Perry. I actually know exactly where his house is. So you could throw a rock over the wall. Like, I know we can knock on the door. Oh, my God. What if we put a note and we put a rubber band around a rock and we just hoik it over the fence?

What if you just walk up to his door and knock on it and say... Yeah, we could do that too. Rather than throwing rocks... Security. All I'm hearing, Dean, is that you have the information that we need, that if we came over there, you could be the leader. You could be the Piper that could lead us to Channing Tatum. I can literally, I would Piper, I would literally drive you,

like, over your Uber to his door. Promise? I know exactly where he is. Yes, 100%. If you come over, I can, I mean, I can't get you into his house or anything. He's got security guards and all that kind of thing. There's a massive gate. So, you know.

But we can figure that out later. We can figure all of that out later. All I'm hearing is we have one degree of separation. So this trip probably should happen. Okay, Dean, you have been more than helpful this afternoon. Thank you very, very, very much. Book it. Book it. Book it. book it. Book it.

Book it? Book it. Book it? One-way ticket, by the way. Just saying. Let's talk some bridezilla chat for a minute. Oh, yeah. A Reddit post has gone viral after a maid of honour has gone on there

to get advice after a bride has asked her to delay her long-awaited breast enhancement surgery until after her wedding. Interesting. So. It's a spicy meatball, this one. She's meant to have the surgery at the end of this month. Yeah. And the bride or the bridezilla says, can you wait until after September?

That's like four months. How long has she been planning to have the surgery? A long time. How long has she been a bridesmaid for? That's a good question. I'm not sure of those details. Is that relevant? No.

Does she have any, the bride, guess what this comes down to is, does a bride have any right to dictate the appearance of her bridesmaids? In one way, yes, because she gets to decide the hair, dress and makeup. And on the other hand, no, not their body. You know what I think comes into it? Has the dress been purchased? Yeah. Oh, you think the boobies might not fit?

Yeah. Well, maybe if she's getting, you know, depending on what she's getting. Yeah. And that could cost money. But I mean, you know, a dress can be altered. If you change, if you intentionally change the size of part of your body, then you pay for the alterations. Yeah, that's fair.

That's what I feel. That's fair. So apparently the bride said to her that she wants to be the hottest one in the wedding party and her boob job may overshadow her. Now we arrive at the root of the problem. And I'm going to come out and say that the bride has the right to be the hottest

one on that wedding day. Yeah, she should feel like she's the star of the day. So, is boob job friend being a bad friend by having a boob job before the big day? Because all we know is it's purely cosmetic at this stage like that's like but you know has the surgery been booked has she taken time off work like all of that comes into play because i mean the conversation we had off air was you know what

about so let's do other examples so obviously she's changing the size of her boobs, which makes her look different a little bit. What if a bridesmaid wanted to shave her head? Yeah, what if a bridesmaid wanted to shave her head? That's pretty drastic. Yeah. It looks very different. Say it's you. It's your wedding.

And you knew in advance that one of your bridesmaids was going to go for a striking new shaved head look. Or maybe a sleeve. Maybe they wanted to get a full tattoo sleeve. All of which there's nothing wrong with. No. But you might not want it in your wedding pictures. Like you can't, you can't,

like you can say all the right things you want, but you can't change who you are inside. And if you think that's going to look bad in your wedding photos, then that's up to you. That's totally up to you. I think a boob job's different though because it's not that drastic.

I mean, you know. Okay, what about me? This year I was a groomsman for one of my best friends and when him and his wife asked me to be in the wedding party, I didn't have this moustache. But when it got closer to the wedding time all of a sudden, what do you know?

Clint's got a moustache. Does the bride have the right to tell me to shave this moustache before the wedding? Yeah, because it's a three-week-old moustache. Brie and Clint, the podcast. I caught up with my mum over the weekend and I never thought I'd see the day, but my mum has become a real bad boy.

She's driving a Harley. Yeah. She's riding a Harley. She's wearing a leather jacket. Get some tats? She's driving a Harley. Yeah. She's riding a Harley. She's wearing a leather jacket. Get some tats. She was having a dart. Yeah. She's got a few tats.

Yeah. It looks good on her, though. She's got one of those facial tattoos. She's got a little tear coming out, which I'm pretty sure means she killed somebody. But wow, she's really taking this new persona on. She's really lost the plot, and we've got her on the show this afternoon

to explain her behaviour. Hello, Mum and Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Are you calling us on your one phone call from prison, are you? Don't know if I'd be bringing you guys. It could be the case after we hear. Mum, tell everyone what your thoughts are on allocated seating at the movie theatres.

Oh, Brianna, it's ridiculous. I mean, we went to the movies when you came home and there was nobody in the cinema, right? Yep. And I said, okay, let's sit in these seats because they're good, they're in the middle, blah, blah, blah. And, of course, blow me down. These two people come in and the guy looks at me and I look at him.

And I had to move. There's 603 seats and he wanted that seat for God's sake. Yeah, but what about the fact that he'd reserved it? He obviously wanted that seat and he'd paid good money for it. What right do you have just to sit in it? 600 seats. I mean, come on. For goodness sake.

I must say, Mum, I don't agree with you on much, but I do. I think I'm on your side. Are you? And my brother Aidan, he was on the opposite side. Yeah, because he's a good boy. Yeah. Who's a good boy? He's a good boy. No, he was embarrassed because opposite side. Yeah, because he's a good boy. Yeah. Who's a good boy? He's a good boy.

No, he was embarrassed because I had to get up and move to the seat next to him. That's why. See, we've had this discussion before when it comes to aeroplane seating and the people who go in there. That's different. And they just la-di-da decide I'm going to sit in this seat. Completely different. Why is it different?

Because on an aeroplane, if something happens, people need to be able to identify where you were sitting. Yeah. So I get it. In a movie theatre, on an aeroplane, there's usually not any free seats. In a movie theatre, if there's 150 free seats, just sit wherever you want. How strongly do you feel about this, Mama Di? If the security services were to come into the theatre

and shine their light on you and go, excuse me, ma'am, you're sitting in somebody else's seat, what would you say to them? I'd say, for goodness sake, go and get a life. Mum never gets this wound up. You are a bad boy now. Yeah, you're hardcore. Well, you know, if it's absolutely booked out and all the rest of it,

I can absolutely understand that. I agree. But there was six other people in the whole cinema and this guy looked at me and I went, mate, you know, really? Do you want this old girl to get up and move? Jeez, you know? I mean, you've struck a chord with some people.

We do have the ability right now to take the sense of the nation, okay? Please, you know? I mean, you've struck a chord with some people. We do have the ability right now to take the sense of the nation, okay? We can just, because maybe you're right. Maybe you're the voice of the people that's been missing and the movie industry needs to hear what you're saying, Mama Di. Maybe we need to put it out there right now and say, oh, 800 dial ZM, do you agree with Mama Di when it comes to movie seat rules? Whose side are you on? Are you on Mama Di's it comes to movie seat rules? Whose side are you on?

Are you on Mama Di's side where you should be able to sit wherever you want? Absolutely, and I'll get homemade gnocchi if they agree with me. You can't bribe people, Mum. So how it works. Why not? When does it say you can't? Or are you like Bree's brother? Aidan, are you a stickler for the rules?

And if you have allocated seats That's where you have to sit Doesn't matter if there's three people in the cinema 0800 dial ZM Call us with your opinion And you can text to 9696 Who's side are you on? Results are binding by the way

This goes into more after this Bree and Clint, ZM ZM, Spree and Clint The podcast We have a certified bad gal on the phone right now This goes into more after this. Brie and Clint, sit in. Sit in, Brie and Clint, the podcast. We have a certified bad gal on the phone right now. Mama Di, you still with us? My word, I am. Oh, she's not impressed.

Over the weekend, caught up with mum, and her and my brother were having arguments about allocated seating at the cinema. Mum thinks you should be able to sit anywhere if it's an empty cinema. And if someone comes along and they're literally wanting to sit in the seat that you're in, she's saying, nick off. If they've got the ticket for that seat, you're still telling them to jog on. Is that right, Mumadai?

Yeah, have a little bit of, you know, give and take for goodness sake. She just thinks it's a bit ridiculous if every other seat in the cinema is free. We've gone out to New Zealand and we've said, do you agree with Mama Di? Is she a voice for the people? Or is that too much for you? Is she too much of a badass? Is she too much of a bad egg for you to deal with?

First up is Jan. Hey, Jan. Hi, Jan. I don't think you should let her get away with it. Next thing, she'll want to sit next to the pilot. That's a great point, Jen. What say you, Mumadai? Oh, come on, Jen.

You've been to say that if there's 200 spare seats and you sit in their seat, that it's bad. But if you're retired, you've got time to get a good seat. She's got us as kids. No, this is no one else's. She'll never be retired. I really want to do an Aussie reference to Jan now, Mum, and say, not happy, Jan.

But no, Kim, we'll get that reference. I do. Mum does. That was just for Mum and I. Was it a Keth and Kim? No, it was a massive ad campaign back in the 90s. Oh, good. Well, I'm glad you and Mum enjoyed it. That's good. Hey, Louis. Yo, how's it going? Louis, what do you reckon? Allocated seats at the cinema?

Oh, definitely on Mum and Dad's side. I don't see why you can't just pop in a seat in front or some side. Oh, there you go, Mum. Louis's on your side. Yeah, but Louis, what if I've done my due diligence and I've gone ahead, because I like that seat. I like right in the centre at the back and I've done my work and and I've gone ahead, because I like that seat. I like right in the centre at the back.

And I've done my work and I've gone and booked it online. You're telling me you can just rock up five minutes before me and take my seat? Yeah, I think the half a metre difference is nothing. I agree. And if I'm on my diet, I'm hopping in the seat in front and being as noisy and annoying as I can. I'll be pissed at.

I annoy that guy. Louis, I love it. Louis is even more of a bad boy than you, Mum. Okay, well, that's one each side. I love the texts that are coming through on this. There's some real good ones. Someone said, Mumma Di, I'm on your side. If the cinema is packed, different story, which we have covered that.

Went to the movies in Perth. They stopped the movie five minutes in and requested everyone to go to their allocated seats. They stopped the movie? You're kidding. Well, go to their allocated seats. They stopped the movie. You're kidding. Well, it must have been packed, so I get it. If you're kicking up enough stink that they have to stop the movie, then you're the problem. Like, there is a line.

I think you're entitled to your seat if you bought it, but if you're going to go to that length, then you're the problem. Like, that's different. You are the issue. One more. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. G'day, guys. How you going?

Very well. What are your thoughts? Are you with Mama Di or are you on the other side? I think Mama Di needs to have a look at herself in the mirror. Yeah, that's not going to cut the mustard. Oh, come on. Matt says sit down, be humble. I want to role play this with you, Mama Di.

I want you to pretend that Matt is the security guard at the cinema and he's just come over with his flashlight and he said, excuse me, ma'am, we need to move you from that seat. We know the cinema is empty, but someone else has booked it. What do you say to Matt? Oh, Matt, have you got a son? I mean, have you

got children, Matt? I've got a son. Come on, Matt. Really? One seat either side? Does it really matter? We're not talking about life or death, Mum. There you go. That is one bad, bad gal from country Queensland. Mum would die.

Don't mess with her. And don't go to the movies with her either, I think, unless you're prepared for a fight. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Yesterday on the show, we asked the question that is dividing the internet. Do you wash your legs in the shower? Or have they been

dirty for the last 12 years? I mean, I got home yesterday and I really do think that maybe my legs have been dirty for 32 years. Maybe. Because we were all very honest with our feedback and we all came out and we said, nah, I actually don't wash my legs.

I don't yet. You and Producer Ali were a little bit better in that they probably get a wash when you shave them, because you need to exfoliate. Is that what you said? No. Just because shaving them. Yeah. Just because shaving cream's kind of like soap.

But in winter, I don't shave them for multiple weeks. That's the thing, neither. Producer Ben and I, unless there was mud on them, we don't really... I don't touch it. I even thought about it last night. mud on them, we don't really. I don't touch it. I even thought about it last night. I was like, oh, yeah, there they are. I thought about it in the shower today too. I got out and I was like, you should really make the point of washing your legs today.

And then I had my shower and I got out and I've got no memory of washing them whatsoever. I just think there's more like, you know, zones that you need to look after. I just think there's more to life than worry about washing your legs. How dirty do legs really get? Who washes their jeans? Actually, yeah, I never wash. Are you meant to wash jeans? Nah, not for like a year.

Oh, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. So same area, right? But then we found out that you don't even wash your feet. No, I don't wash my feet, no. Because they're in the water. But look, semantics.

We're not talking feet, okay? We're talking legs. We asked this poll of New Zealand. This has been running for 24 hours on our Bree and Clint Instagram story. It's gone good. It's had 4,000 votes on it. God, okay. So this is a fairly accurate...

Who are the weird ones? Is it all of us here that don't wash our legs? Yeah, I don't know if you're going to like the answer. Okay. Fairly in-depth poll. 4,000 people. 71% of people said, yes, I do wash my legs in the shower. So.

Interesting. To work on for all of us, right? It's good to know the areas that you can improve in. And ours is basic human hygiene, I guess. Let's be real. I'm lucky to just have a shower. The same man. What?

What? You know, in winter, sometimes I'm just like, I don't need one. Are you? You should have one. You should have one. They're warm, especially during winter. What about when it's cold and you're like,

oh, I haven't really done anything today? Yeah, but... You never do that? No, God no. No, I'll have a shower every day. You should have a shower every day, bro. You should have a shower every day. Ellie, help me out here. No, no, no, you're on your own. Dad! No, no, I No, I'll have a shower every day. You should have a shower every day, bro. You should have a shower every day. Ellie, help me out here.

No, no, no. You're on your own. Dad! No, no. I had another question to ask, but I don't think I'm going to. Will you come to work without a shower? Sometimes. No, you won't.

Would you? In winter. Are you serious? In wintertime. Unless I've exercised. Like, if I've exercised, I always shower. But what about what we talked about? What about the fragrant zones?

Mmm. Spongebuff? Ew. You should shower every day. Then that comes from Ben. You shave your downstairs into a towel. You can't keep bringing that up, okay? At least I'm taking care of something. You're not doing

anything. Yuck. There's definitely people out there who would skip a shower. Yeah, you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Get your ass to Mardi Gras with Spree and Clint. Cool prize this week. We've got a VIP trip to the sold-out Ohakune Mardi Gras. Both of them are sold out.

The Queenstown one is completely sold out as well. The one in Ohakune that you could be going to features Mitch James alongside Chasen Status, Matrix and Futurebound and heaps of others as well. The one in Ohakuni that you could be going to features Mitch James alongside Chase and Status, Matrix and Futurebound and heaps of others as well. You have the chance to score four tickets, one juicy camper van rental,

accommodation for all of you guys and four hoodies if you give us a good banger. That is a memories recipe right there and we're looking for the party starters. What song are you putting on that's going to gear everyone up?

Just before you guys head out. Just before you head out. Monday, this was our winner. It definitely feels more of a coming home song to me than a going out song. Nah, mate. Yeah? That'll gear me right up. It's in there.

Yesterday, this was the winner oh yeah and today four more people will go head to head to go into our grand final to win the prize on Friday

Gary no pressure mate but we are looking for a banger what are you throwing in the mix Gary Holiday by

Dizzy Rascal. Oh. Yeah, I got it, Gary. I know what you're talking about, mate. This was a Calvin Harris, I think. I think, I'm pretty sure. Rock solid. That bonkers, all that Dizzy Rascal stuff is good. Hey, Janet.

Hi, Janet. Hello, how you doing? What's the ultimate banger to get people started just before you head out? Cotton Eye Joe. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you've gone straight in there, Janet. You have brought out the heavy artillery.

I love the banjo solo in this. There it is. Janet, could this song take down High School Musical and Wagon Wheel? I hope so because we tried to get tickets and we couldn't get tickets. I'm fingers crossed. What, you tried to get tickets to, oh, to Marty. I thought you meant to Cotton Eye Joe. No, I don't know. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Jeremy, you tried to get tickets to, oh, to Marty. I thought you meant to Conroy, Joe. No, I don't know.

Okay, cool, cool, cool. Jeremy, what have you got? Hi, Summer of 69. Oh. Brian Adams. What a sing-along. Yeah, that's what you've done. Everyone's got their drinks in the air and we're all waving our arms.

It's got the right energy. Good work, Jeremy. Last chance for Liam. Liam, have you got a song that can take those on? Yeah, Timmy Trumpet. Freaks. The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war. The mighty trumpet brings the freaks up to the floor.

Get me a beer. Yeah, boy. The very first Kiwi entry as well. It's the first Kiwi song in the mix. I like that it's Kiwiana. Okay, we've got some deliberation to do, Bree. Cod and I Joe, Dizzy Rascal, Brian Adams, or Savage and Timmy Trumpet.

What's going through to the grand final? There's a few good ones in the mix. Going by what we've chosen so far, like if we were staying in that theme, Cod and I Joe. But is it too similar to Wagon Wheel? Well, yeah, it's two like country type anthems. Yeah, definitely is.

I mean, I hate the song and it was actually banned from my wedding. I spoke to the DJ and I said, this song is not allowed at my wedding. But I did get the feels when I heard Summer of 69. I do love a sing-along. It is a winter festival, though. Oh, God.

What does your gut say? My gut? I've got to go with my gut. My head is saying don't do it, but my gut is saying Summer of 69. That's what my gut's saying, too. Then we've done it. Hey, Jeremy, you're coming back on Friday for the grand final. Awesome.

Hey, you know the girl that chose the Wagon Wheel song? Yeah. She's in the next room. Okay, well, your house has two entries. You guys could almost definitely be at Mardi Gras. Congratulations. Thank you, guys. Bloody hell, they're keen, aren't they?

We'll talk to you on Friday. They are keen. I reckon someone's about to fire up the Yui boom. Chug on Wagon Wheel. Chug on Summer of 69. Another chance tomorrow. One more chance to give us a banger for this, to get yourself to Mardi Gras.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hello, you've reached Bree and Clint's Sikki Hotline. Cleanse Sikki Hotline. This is Sikki Hotline and I'm enjoying it this week because it's not my turn to do it, it's yours. God, I hate when it's my week. Ah, but you love it when it's not. So you have to call somewhere that you don't work and try and get the day off. That's the challenge of the game.

It's very difficult and you just need to pretty much talk out your butt until you can get the day off. Last week, the people at Muffin Break were a little bit too smart for me. It's Sammy. It's not Sammy. I'm pretty sure you're not Sammy. Why don't you believe me? No, like you sound not right.

I love that guy. He, yeah, give him a pay rise, by the way. Legend. Today, you're going to be calling the warehouse. The warehouse where everyone gets a bargain. Big Red. I love the warehouse. The red shed. The what if I dare.

Yes. You're going to tell them that you can't come into work because you slipped over on the bath mat that you purchased from Kmart. Oh, no. You got this, though. Good afternoon. that you purchased from Kmart. Oh, no. You got this, though. Good afternoon.

We're at St Luke's. How can I help? Hi there. Who's doing rosters this week and next week? Probably Tui. I'll just put you through to him. Won't be a moment. Legend.

Thank you. He's off to a ripping start. Straight through. Remember the name of the person you're talking to? ripping start. Straight through. Remember the name of the person you're talking to? Tui. Yeah, good. Hello to Warehouse St Luke's. Tui.

Hello. How's it? Good, how are you? Good. Hey, Tui. Sorry to do this to you. I need to take tomorrow off. Tomorrow off?

Yeah. I'm actually calling you from the bathroom floor. I've put my back out. I've slipped over on the bath mat. Bath mat? Dislocated something. You don't want to dislocate if you know what I'm saying, Tui. Who's this?

Tui? It's your best employee. Worked my butt off for you. You know who it is. Yeah. How are you? Well, I've been better. And, and you know how, like, I never take days off, but I actually can't move.

And you know where I bought the bloody bath mat from? This is karma coming back to bite me. I bought it from Kmart. Yeah? That's why. Mm. Yeah. I'm on tomorrow, aren't I?

Yeah. Okay, cool. Is it possible to get someone to cover my shift? I'll probably be all right in a day or so. I'm going to book in to see the chiropractor. Yeah. I've got a bruise. Literally, my whole left bum cheek is just bruised.

It's bad. Like, I just need to go see the chiropractor, get my back right, and then I can come back to work. Yeah. So that's all good then? Yeah. Okay, cool. You're alleged, Tui.

I'll see you on, wait, what's today? Wednesday. I'll see you on Friday. Friday. All right. Legend Tui, cheers. Okay, bye. Cheers, mate, bye.

Did I just get the day off? I think you did. I think there's a strong chance that you're an imposter employee. I've got a strong feeling Tui is also an imposter and he was never meant to take that phone call. What was going on with that guy? I have no idea, but I will take it. That's a day off for me. If the warehouse people are listening,

you have an imposter in your ranks. Find Tui. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. No idea why, no idea how, but Channing Tatum, the mega movie star, followed me on Instagram about a year and a half ago. Is it the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? A hundred percent.

Very strange. Do you remember the moment when you found out, when you were scrolling through your notifications and you saw his name? Yeah, I lost my shit. How did you notice? I don't even know how I noticed. And then I thought, oh, here's a fake account.

And then when I went into the account and had the blue tick and millions of people followed him, I lost it. At the time, he was only following like 300 and something people. I remember you and I weren't working together. We were just starting to talk about working together and you were still in Australia. And I remember you texting me and I didn't believe you at first, but we got to the point where you had to message him. You had to say something.

Exactly. And this is the thing. No one ever believes me and they either don't believe it's the real Channing Tatum. And then there's other people out there that think it was an accidental follow. Yeah. Which, yeah, which I don't think it is, but I can see where they're coming from because it just seems so unlikely. Exactly. So we've come up with a plan this week, and it might be sky's the limit. It might not happen,

but we want to go to LA to try and get in the same place as Channing so we can finally ask him, was it an accident or was it on purpose? Do you really like me, Channing? Do you like me? Do you like me, Channing? Tell me you like me. We did a quick budget yesterday because we've got a short timeframe for this.

I've got to have a baby soon. So if we're going to go, we've got to go shortly. And by shortly, in less than two weeks. In less than two weeks time, we want to leave. So I did a quick budget based off that timeframe. It's going to cost around $9,000 just for us to get there. So that's fine. That's fine.

Dream big, New Zealand. We just need some money. That's where we got to. I mean, there was talk about selling the Venute, which I just couldn't bring myself to do. We got a hell of an offer. That's still a maybe. Someone offered us $9,000. That's still a maybe. Someone offered us $9,000.

That's still a maybe, but I think I've come up with a foolproof plan where I can make us some money to get us to LA. Yeah, I'm all ears. What do you think about me selling pictures of my feet online? It's a lucrative business. There's a lot of people doing it. Well, okay, as a friend, I need to ask you first of all, is it something that you want to do?

I'll stop you there. Before you say anything else, I've signed up to a website. Okay, so it is something that you want to do. Hey, this is how badly I want this. Yeah. This is how much I want to take our entire team to LA to live out this dream. Where did you get the idea of selling pictures of your feet online from? I think it might have come through on the text machine.

Okay, that's a creepy text, but cool. So there's a website that will pay you for this? So here's what I've done. I've gone to a website where you can sign up for this. It's fully above board, I think. What's the name of the website? It's called dollarfeet.com. Sounds legit.

And these are the things I needed to do, and I've actually done this. I've already done this. So you need to be 18, which check. Check, correct. Yep, that's fine. It asks if you're an actual model. I'd said no, so that's... Oh, they won't accept actual foot

models? No, they will. Oh, okay. But that works in your favour. Okay, cool. It's fine. Yep. It asks for your height. Yep. Your weight. Your shoe size. What does your height have to do with your feet? Maybe they're bigger. Maybe people like bigger feet. Yeah, cool.

I feel like I'm in a niche group because I've got quite big feet for a female. What size foot do you have? I've got a size 10 to 11. There's some people out there who just went, oh, yeah, that's what I like. Pretty rare. Unusual. And these are the photos that I had to upload to this website, dollarfeet.com, to make money for this LA trip

to hopefully meet Channing Tatum. Yeah. I needed to upload a recent photo of myself. Yeah. Check. A photo of the top of my feet. Do they need to see your face? Yes.

That's super important in the foot picture selling world. Okay, yeah. Photo of the top of my feet. Yeah. Which, let's be real, my feet aren't that attractive. Bottom of my feet. Gross. They do love a photo of the arch profile

of your foot. Okay. Which, that was easy. And then you needed to upload a few different angles of your feet in different positions. Are they interested in toenail health? Are they interested in bunions? Are they interested in how much you pumice your feet? Are they interested in any of those details whatsoever?

I thought, I'm on here. I'm about to make a ton of money. I'm going to take us all to LA off my new career in selling my feet pictures. It did say on the website the best selling feet pictures. Yeah, you need to have good looking feet. Okay. I've never seen your feet, but I know you've got tattoos on your feet.

I'd give my feet out of 10 a solid two and a half. How will they know that they're your feet though? Can we just Google some foot? You need to have your face in it. Yep. How are you going to get your foot and your face in the same photo? Mate, I'm flexible. All right.

Well, thank you, first of all. This is the lengths I'm going to. Yeah. To get us there. Yeah, and you did say you would do anything. If someone was willing to pay me a certain amount of money

that would get us to LA, I would do it. I did also sign you up for a website where you post pictures of your nipples. Oh, great. So you're going to do your bit.

I'll do my bit. That'll be a small fee. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Just announced to get us to Los Angeles to meet the Channing Tatum. Brianna's amazing. Channing Tatum, thank you so much. Bree is willing to sell pictures of her feet,

which is one of the strangest and most generous things I've ever heard. You're welcome, guys. Strange until we got a text just before that said, my sister is selling pictures of her feet online to get through the teacher's strike. Hey, everyone's doing what they can these days. What are people into? What is this world?

I mean, I'm glad. I'm happy for you. I think a world where you can make your own money doing whatever you want is great, but I never thought we'd be here. Can you imagine telling your kids? I never thought this is what we'd be doing. Can you imagine telling your kids? I never thought this is what we'd be doing. Can you imagine telling your kids, yeah, I went to LA once

and my co-host got us there by selling pictures of her feet. Imagine show and tell for kids at school in 2019 where you have to get up and say, this is my mum. She's a foot model. She's technically a foot model. She's a foot model, yes. And this is my dad. He delivers other people's dinner in his car.

Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it. It's just, it's a strange time. That's the world we live in. And now let's segue really, really easily into what we're talking about next. I had a DM the other day from an individual. Looking for foot pics? No, they were looking for a date.

Oh. And it was actually really interesting because they were like, oh, let me take you out for garlic bread sometime. Yeah, good. Got my attention straight away. They've done their research. Done their research. And then we got to talking about first dates because obviously

that's a first date, going out to eat garlic bread. Yeah. And we were talking about the worst first dates we've both ever had. Before you went on a date with this person? Beforehand. Okay. Yeah, which I found this one to be really, really interesting. So I'm going to read out the DM about the worst first date.

So they said, my worst first date ever probably was the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me as well. I got asked to go to a pool party and I'd never met them before. Right. I thought, you know, it'd be good. A real icebreaker where I could drink and talk crap to her friends. You gotta be in your togs around them on your first date though. But yeah, yeah. But if they've got a good in your togs around them on your first date though. But yeah, yep. But if they've got a good rig, why not get it out?

They then said, I get to this pool party and none of her friends are there but her entire family was gathering for a family reunion. Oh, that's not a pool party. That is not a pool party. Her mum, her dad, all's not a pool party. That is not a pool party. Her mum, her dad, all there in their togs. For a first date. For a first date. Wait, it gets better. Her grandparents

asked me how long we'd been dating for. Yeah. This was the first time they'd met. About 15 minutes. She jumped in and said that we'd been dating for six months and that things were getting serious. You're dating

a psychopath. That is the biggest red flag. I would have turned around as soon as I, I hope I would have had the nerve to turn around and walk out as soon as I got to the house and I saw the cousins floating around in the pool and they're floaties. I would have gone, nope, not for me.

Nope, thank you. Thank you. Good. Thanks for trying, but not interested. I said, you know, so how did it go? Did you guys go on a second date? And they said, no, I got quite intoxicated and I wouldn't leave the bathroom.

And she told me that I'd ruined her entire family reunion. Oh, that is good. There's so much pressure on a first date. Like the expectations are so high. Like do you go over the top or do you go like low key? Like where is it? Where is the line? Where's the line?

Where's the line between putting in too much effort and not putting in enough effort? I'll tell you where it is. It's somewhere just past inviting them to a family reunion pool party on a first date with no warning. That was never a good idea. I don't know where the line is, but I'm keen to hear from some people who didn't get it right.

What was the worst first date you've ever been on? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. ZM, Spree in Clint, the podcast. Worst first date ever. Someone inboxed me and they were telling me about their first worst date ever when they got invited on the first date to a pool party. I mean, you know, some people would think that's a nightmare on a first date. But fun on the surface.

It's a party. Exactly. Hey, I'm going to a party. Want to come? There's drinks. You don't have to get in your togs. No. No.

You can have a few drinks, chat to a few people. It's a good time. Turns out it was a pool party slash family reunion where her entire family was there. Including the grandparents. Look, you can still have a few drinks and talk to people. It's just the people are going to be mum, dad, Uncle Jeff, the annoying nephew who's got like a snotty nose and never wipes it. You know, it just changes the atmosphere.

I don't know what I would do if I was in that situation. Like I said, in my mind, I hope I would have the courage to turn around and walk straight back out and go, it was lovely to meet you, but it's not going to happen. But in reality, I probably would have just suffered through it. And I would have gone for a second date as well. Would you?

Yeah, because I hate confrontation. I hate confrontation. I'd be smoke bombing out of there straight away. I'd probably be married to that person by now. I'd be like, I'm going to go for a swim, dive in and get out the other side and just keep walking. We want to know your worst first date, though. Good afternoon, Reuben.

G'day. Reuben, what happened? So basically, me and this lady, we'd been talking for a while. We thought we'd go to Taupo for our first date and went to the Hollow One Challenge when you're hitting the ball into the floating islands in the lake. Yeah, the $10,000 scam. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so I wanted to impress her and try and win it and, yeah, rip my pants in front of 100 people. Hole in One. Amazing. Ruben. Hole in One, exactly. Please tell me you were wearing underwear.

Oh, yeah, of course. That's okay, though. That's endearing. Did you get a second date? No, basically on the trip home, I did not move at all and never left my seat. Oh. Bugger.

Oh, well, the one that got away, I guess. Marley. Hi, Marley. Oh, well, the one that got away, I guess. Marley. Hi, Marley. Oh, hi, guys. What was your worst first date ever? Worst ever, I got invited to a wedding. So the bride's best girl was the ex-girlfriend. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got invited on a first date to a wedding. Yes, to, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got invited on a first date to a wedding. Yes, to the wedding. Oh, my God. And the bridesmaid was his ex-girlfriend. The bridesmaid at the wedding was the guy you were dating's ex-girlfriend? Yeah. Wow.

So he's... Yeah. So then Bud heard the bride's dad the whole night. He kept on saying what a nice couple they make. And they should get back together. Oh! Marley! No, and then he wanted to introduce me to his family

and he forgot my name. I can just picture Marley. She's there at this wedding and they're like, I had the most gorgeous blue dress on. I was bloody gorgeous and he forgot my name. You should have hooked up with a groomsman, Marley. No, but then

when he was standing there and I was like, you forgot my name. And he's like, yeah. And I said, look, I know you're paying me for tonight, so it's all right. And he was so embarrassed. You didn't. You pulled the switcheroo on him and you pretended that you were an escort.

Yeah, I did. Oh, Marley, you're ruthless. Wow. But I got a second date and we're married now for 26 years. Shut the hell up. Shut the hell up. The sex is good. Marley.

Marley. Oh, my God, why? Marley. If he's listening, I'm sorry, babe. I'm so sorry. Marley. Okay, last question. Has he ever got your name wrong again?

Yeah, it happens often. He calls her God often. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Yeah, it happens often. He calls her God often. You give us your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play one of those songs for everyone to enjoy. Let's go back to our special guest for Birthday Banger today, the caller of the day, Marley. You're back. Oh, hi. Caller of the month, Marley.

For those who missed it, Marley's the one who just told us the story about the worst first date ever where the guy took her to a wedding and he forgot her name. And his ex was one of the bridesmaids and then she ended up marrying him. What a story. So if anyone deserves a Birthday Banger, it's you, Marley. Oh, thank you, guys. That's awesome.

Just so you know, we're competing for a pair of JBL live Bluetooth headphones today. Give us your birthday. Oh, this is embarrassing. 11th of August, 1969. Of course it's 69, Marley. You were 16 in 1985. Nice birthday, Marley. On the 11th of August, 1969. Of course it's 69, Marley. You were 16 in 1985. Nice birthday, Marley.

On the 11th of August. And this is your birthday banger. Yes. That works. Madonna. Into the groove. Madonna. Was she wearing like a wedding dress thing?

That was like a virgin. Material girl. Material girl Was she wearing like a wedding dress thing? That was like a virgin. Material girl. Oh, like a virgin? Yeah. Yeah, that's a long time ago. Marley, can you come on every day and just chat? Yeah, I can phone you. What time?

Phone us any time. Between three and seven, girl. We'd love to have you on. Wait there. Serena, hey. Hi, Serena. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you.

What's your birthday? 2nd of November, 1990. Hi, Serena. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 2nd of November, 1990. Okay, Serena, you were 16 in 2006 on the 2nd of November. And back in 2006, this topped the charts. James Arthur? James Morrison. James Morrison. Another emotional banger.

Do you remember this song, Serena? Sort of. We didn't hear a lot from James Morrison after this. I liked this song. I did like it, yeah. Cool. Okay, is it enough to win the JBLs though? We'll find out after Aaron.

Hey, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of Hey, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of March, 1988. Okay, Aaron, you were 16 in 2004 on the 27th of March, and back in 2004, this was number one.

I don't want another 30 years. I don't want to just see you walk out. Do you really? Yep. Yeah, good on you. Who doesn't? I had this in our playlist for my wedding. Yes, Aaron. Did you? Yep. Yeah, good on you. Who doesn't? I had this in our playlist for my wedding. Yes, Aaron.

Did you? Yep. Oh, it's written in the stars. Jessie McCartney, beautiful soul. There's a pair of JBL Live. These are awesome. JBL are our prize hero this week, and they've given us an awesome pair of headphones.

That's what's up for grabs. I feel like we're doing it, right? I love that song. I feel like we're going for it. Aaron, you're the winner, mate. Congratulations. Yay. Nice work, mate.

Brie and Clint, here's Birthday Banger. It's Jesse McCartney on ZM. Yeah. I don't want another pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold. I don't want my love to go to waste. I want you and your beautiful soul.

I know that you are something special to you. I'd be always faithful. I want to be what you always needed. Then I hope you'll see the heart in me I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul You're the one I wanna chase

You're the one I wanna hold I won't let another minute go to waste. I want you and your beautiful soul. Yeah. You might need time to think it over. But I'm just fine. Moving forward, I'll ease your mind. If you give me the chance, I will never make you cry.

Come on, let's start. I don't want another pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold. I don't want my love to go to waste. I want you and your beautiful soul. You're the one I want to chase. You're the one I want to hold. I want another minute to go to waste. I want you and your beautiful soul.

Am I crazy for wanting you? Maybe they think you could want it too There is nothing left to hide I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul You're the one I want to chase

You're the one I want to hold I won't let another minute go to waste I want you and your soul I don't want another dirty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful soul Beautiful soul

ZM, Bree and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger is Jesse McCartney. What year was that, number one? 2004. Was it that long ago? He's so hot. Is he still? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's still hot.

Have you checked? Jesse McCartney. This is a live reveal. This is good. Are you ready? Yeah. Well, no, I want to hear your opinion. Jesse McCartney was never my cup of tea, so.

He wasn't? No, but that's okay. Oh, he McCartney was never my cup of tea, so. He wasn't? No, but that's okay. Oh, he's definitely still hot. He's still hot? Yeah. Oh, good news for everybody. Oh, yep. Oh, shut up.

Yeah, he's good. Yeah, and you know what? He's got a beautiful soul. We go together. You're harsh. No, I said and a beautiful soul. Okay, fair We'll change the weather Slight Malcolm in the Middle vibes

ZM, Spree and Clint The podcast I've got a great new job If you're sitting in your car at the moment going Shit, I hate what I do That's okay I mean, it's not a positive attitude But we can help

There's a job up for grabs that's being advertised at the moment Where you get to run a bar. Have you ever worked in a bar? I have worked in a bar. Me too. One of my most fun jobs of my whole life. It comes with its own challenges. I used to pick up a lot.

What? Yeah, like when I worked at a bar. Yeah. Like you meet a lot of people. Yeah. And I used to pick up quite often. Are you serious? Yeah.

I worked in a bar in Miami. I've always thought the barmaids were off limits. Like as a punter, if you go in there and there's a hot barmaid, I always just thought that they'd go, nah, they're all just pissed clients. I make up my own rules. Really? I wonder if that was a breach of your contract. Maybe.

Very interesting insight into your life and I appreciate it. I never picked up in my bar work. Surprising. I worked in a sports bar. I worked in a very blokey sports bar in Christchurch, which got wiped out in the earthquake called Excelsior. So unless 55-year-old guys. Unless I was their cup of tea as a pimply 19-year-old,

there was very little chance I was going home with tea as a pimply 19-year-old, there was very little chance I was going home. Probably not the right venue for you. This bar, you may have more luck, but it'll be a decent trip home before you guys can get down and dirty. It's a bar in the Caribbean Ocean. So it's 1.6 kilometres off the coast of Jamaica. And it's just set up on like,

you know how they just put like poles in the ocean and they build a platform? Oh my God, that looks so cool. It's called Floyd's Bar and they're looking, sorry, Floyd's Pelican Bar and they're looking for a person to run it just for a week. Why just a week? They just want someone to come in and run it for a week. Well, because Floyd, who owns the bar,

this is like TripAdvisor, Trivago, all of those, they reference it as one of the best bars in the world because it's so unique all the time. Floyd hasn't had a holiday in 18 years. Oh my God. So he's decided he'd quite like a week off. And to sort that

out, they're auditioning for people to come and run Floyd's bar for a week. No pressure, right? 18 years, one of the best bars in the world. Very unique. We're talking, I want you to picture this, it's like thatched roof. So is that in the middle of the ocean, in the middle of nowhere? Yeah.

Well, it's a K off, like a mile off the coast of Jamaica. Right. So it's in the water. It's in a safe spot. So they would never get a noise complaint? Never get a noise complaint. Which would be awesome. Yeah. It's in a safe spot. So they would never get a noise complaint? Never get a noise complaint. Which would be awesome. Yeah. There's no way you're walking home though.

So you'd have to have transport. Imagine if you get kicked out, you have to walk the plank. You're like, off, off, off, off. That's a very good point. Where do you go if you get kicked out? BYO kayak maybe. Maybe they've got a shame kayak. Anyone who flouts the rules gets sent home in the shame kayak.

You know what they say, though. Don't drink in kayak. Don't know. It's dangerous. That's a good point. Do not drink in kayak 1.6 kilometres back to the coast of Jamaica. That's what they taught me at Waterwise. Absolutely.

Only catch is you need to be a UK citizen. But everyone's got an Irish uncle or something, right? Well, hello there, governor. Time for some pillow talk. And I don't mean the dirty kind. I mean legit pillow talk. Talk about pillows. What, you mean like Zayn Malik pillow talk?

No, I mean like actually talking about the thing you put your head on. The actual pillow. The thing that you spend half the day on. 100%. 100%. Are you a pillow person? I do love a good pillow. Have you invested in a good pillow?

I have invested in an expensive pillow before. Yeah. And you know what? I've never been impressed. Oh, really? I've always... I've had bad experiences before. Yeah, yeah, I have.

I've been burnt before, girl. I know. The bamboo ones and then like... Oh, Bambolo? Yeah. Did you get Bambolo? Memory foam and I'm kind of like, oh, this actually hurts my neck.

The weird thing about the Bambolo is you ring up to order one expensive Bambolo and you end up with five because it's always like, buy one and you'll get an extra Bambolo free. But wait, there's more.

Call right now and we'll give you another four Bambolos, which is always a warning sign, but I've got a friend who swears by the Bambelo. She actually absolutely loves her Bambelo pillow. If you buy one Bambelo, we'll actually give you a small car added into your order. Paired your whole house with Bambelo. It'll be the comfiest house you've ever been in. I've got a story here about a very nice pillow. Why is it so good? Okay, well, let me tell you about it. Okay. It's

made by Thijs van der Hilst and it is a tailor-made pillow. Okay. So when you order this pillow, they make it just for you. So it's not going to suit anybody more than it suits you. It has an ergonomical shape, so like support for your neck, but they take a digital scan of your head and your neck, and then they 3D print the pillow just for you. They don't stop there. They then cover it with four diamonds. They use a 22.5 carat sapphire in the zip, and they also use a gold encrusted thread to sew it all together. So this is a very nice pillow. That is so over the top. This is a very nice pillow.

Before I reveal the price of this pillow, I just want to know, because everybody's different, right? I want to know, how much is different, right? I want to know, how much is too much for a pillow? How much are you willing to pay for a pillow? Well, my pillows are from Kmart. I pay $30 a pillow. Yeah.

And for a long, long time, I wouldn't pay more than $15 for a pillow. I was a Briscoe's $15 pillow man. I like the one that comes in the plastic bag. And now that you're rich. No, then I broke my neck. And then I had to look into a good pillow because I couldn't sleep on them anymore.

Do you want my mum's tip? Yeah. That if you can't afford a nice pillow, my mum will book herself into a really nice hotel. Yeah. And then she'll order the pillow that she wants from the menu. This is something my mum does. She should be arrested. She'll order the nicest pillow, the pillow that she wants from the menu. This is something my mum does. She should be arrested.

She'll order the nicest pillow, the one that she really likes, and then she'll swap it out for a Kmart one and take it home. We've said it earlier on the show. Your mum is a bad gal. She's a bad gal. How much is too much for a pillow? What's the max you'll spend on a pillow? $100.

$100. Producer Ben, what's the maximum you'll spend on a pillow? I don't know I just spent $80 on pillowcases the other day Oh What? You've got to spend

something on the inside No but he's sugar mama girlfriend Steph by the way She funds your lifestyle I paid for it You've got to say you'd at least pay

the same for the innards right? Yeah $80 Yeah For a good pillow Producer Ellie how much

what's the maximum you'd pay for a pillow? It'd have to be good but probably $80 to $100 even then. I've got a $120 sleepy head, very, very good pillow. Would you stretch that far? Yeah, I would. If it was really good, maybe I would. Memory foam?

Yeah, maybe I would. Breathable? Doesn't get hot in summer? You do use it every night. You use it every night. Yeah. And you're worth it. Oh, hey, thanks, babes.

Thanks. $120 is okay? Yeah, maybe. Yep. Cool. The Thighs Vanderhilft tailor-made pillow, the queen of all pillows,

will cost you $87,000. Oh. Ooh. My bum hole just tied up. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too?

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