ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 16th 2019

Episode Date: May 16, 2019

Same name siblingsDean McCarthy live from LABrees feet updateDid you friend lie to you?Keith Dick vs BreeGet your arse to Mardi Gras Day4What’s The Plot!What was your DIY Surgery?Bree calls Channings gym as Jessie JBirthday Banger!Wash your legs updatePosting photos rulesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hey guys, nice and short for you tonight. Brie wants to leave and get to the Broods concert, which is totally fair. I really like them and I got tickets and I want to go. Have you seen them live before? Yes, I saw them for the first time ever. They opened for Ellie Goulding and then I saw them another time where I waited in line for ages. Did you know their brother and sister?

Are they? Are they? No. Anyone international listening, if you haven't heard Broods, worth a listen. Yeah, go look them up. Very good Kiwi band. What's your favourite Broods song? Bridges, the original.

It's such a tune. And it holds up as well. Still such a bop. That was like in 2012. What's yours? I like Heartlines. I like Free. Yeah. There's quite a few. They're such a talented family too.

Their sister, Nika, amazing singer. And then there's another brood sister in the mix too, whose name I can't remember. They're all talented. Even their cousins are talented. Oh, God damn them. God damn them. God damn them. God damn you.

They're all so musical. And you're wonderful jeans. Good looking. What's in the water in Richmond. Chiseled jaws. And Nelson. All right, well, enjoy hate watching them tonight. Thanks, mate.

Here's today's podcast. Zed Ams. Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed Ams. Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

Oh, it's a bloody Thursday. I do love a Thursday. Another day, another step closer. Maybe, hopefully, just maybe, we're going to Los Angeles to chase Channing Tatum. Could today be the day that we lock it all in? I feel like today I need to get my impersonation skills onto this project and become Channing's girlfriend.

Jessie? Yes. You want to become Jessie? Yeah, I need to become Jessie J so I can do some recon on where Channing is, where he's going to be. Well, you sang that great Jessie J song that time, remember? So, I mean, you've got it in you. I don't remember. I know you've got it in you. Don't recall that. So, yeah. Today, we will do a bit more work in trying to get there I mean, you've got it in you. I don't remember. I know you've got it in you. Don't recall that. So, yeah.

Today, we will do a bit more work in trying to get there. Also, you've had a big night. We went into fundraising mode because we've decided if we're going to get to LA and find Channing Tatum, the most famous person who follows you on Instagram, we need some money. And you, very selflessly and very strangely, offered

to sell pictures of your feet on the internet. And I'm looking forward to finding out how that went. Yep. Found a website, signed up, uploaded a few pictures of the old tootsies, and I'll give you the results. Of the piggies? The little piggies? There's an update. Good. I'm not saying

if it's good, I'm not saying if it's bad, but there's an update. Okay. Also today, your chance to win your way to LA to see the Jonas Brothers live that's ZM's World Tour number three. We give that away tomorrow. They're going to LA

how come we can't go to LA? Maybe we should win ZM's World Tour. That would work. That's a way to get to LA. Yeah, okay. We'll look at that. Also your chance to

win your way to Mardi Gras this afternoon as well. An ultimate VIP package for you and three friends at Mardi Gras. Your chance at 4.40 this afternoon to win that. Plus, we've got tickets to the biggest movie right now,

Aladdin, which comes out this week. I am fizzing for that movie. I'm so keen. That's with What's the Plot this afternoon. Next, though, we want to talk about siblings who have similar names. One of the weirder texts that we got yesterday. Why are you doing this to your children? It's not an accident. No. children? It's not an accident.

No. Parents, it's not an accident. It's a choice. Yesterday we asked if you've got a favourite. Today we're back to the parents and we're asking, are you alright? You guys alright? Are you alright?

Parents, are you alright? Anyway, here's Jessie J. I'm feeling sexy and free. Like glitter's raining on me. That's not my best work. You're like a shot of pure gold. The acapella version. Brie and Clint ZM.

We go together. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Okay, yesterday at this time, we talked about, or we were talking about whether your parents have a favourite or not because of the NBA finals on at the moment where Steph Curry is playing his brother. The famous, like, massive superstar basketball player, Steph Curry, everyone knows who that is. Is playing his brother, Seth Curry.

Yeah, the one that no one knows about. Not no one, but. Did you? I learned about him yesterday. Yeah, exactly. And to us, I mean, you were a bit sceptical, but to me, if you had a kid called Steph, why the hell would you name the next kid Seth? Why would you do that to yourself?

His name is Stephan. Yeah, but this is the thing. Who's naming their kids without thinking about nicknames? Yeah, but then Steph is kind of a girl nickname, but then he rocks it. So maybe you wouldn't think that he would get the nickname Steph. Steph and Seth. Still, I feel like they could have put a bit more spacing between them.

Very similar. We got a great text message from Jo, whose husband is in a similar situation to this. Hey, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi, how are you going? What's the situation? So my partner's name is Paul,

and his sister, who's next in line in the kids is Paula. You're kidding. Are you joking me? Now let's follow Bree's logic for a second. Is Paul short for anything? No. Is Paula short for anything? No.

What the hell is going on? What were their parents thinking? I don't know, but my ex was also Michael and his sister was Michelle. It's like there's plenty of other names. Make a name up.

Maybe they didn't know what they were having the first time around and they're like, we love Paul. So if it's a boy Paul and if it's a girl Paula, it was a boy so they had a Paul and then they're like, well we've got that name left over. Remember we didn't use the love Paul. So if it's a boy, Paul, and if it's a girl, Paula. It was a boy, so they had a Paul. And then they're like, well, we've got that name left over. Remember, we didn't use the other name. What was it? We'll use it on the next one.

We'll use it on the next one. Yeah. Pauline. Pauline. Yeah. It would be better than Paula. They're not named after their father, Paul, are they? No.

No, they're not. Buzzy. Hey, Paula and then Paul. That's so interesting. We're getting Steph Curry's name wrong, by the way. People on they're not. Buzzy. Hey, we're... Poor and then poor. That's so interesting. We're getting Steph Curry's name wrong, by the way. People on the text machine. Apparently, Stephen is his middle name. Yeah.

And Waddell is his first name. Really? Waddell Stephen Curry. That's Steph Curry's real name? Apparently so. Well, that makes a little bit more sense. But also, bit of a dick move if you've got a younger brother called Seth and then you go, I'm going to get a new nickname.

It's going to be Steph. Like you're encroaching on someone else's territory there. Oh, 800DialZM, we want to know this afternoon, do you have siblings with similar names? Are you a sibling with a similar name? How will Evelyn extend it out to, do you have a girlfriend with a similar name? How will Evelyn extend it out to, do you have a girlfriend with a similar name to you? Hey, we'll take those as well.

I'd love to hear from people. Do you think anyone's got the exact same name? As their brother or sister? Yeah. Paul 1 and Paul 2. Michael Jackson's kids do. Prince Michael and Prince Michael the 2nd. Really? Yeah. We'll see what we get. Oh, 100 dial ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Really? Yeah. We'll see what we get.

Oh, $800 ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast ZM. This is fun. We were talking before about Steph and Seth Curry, the basketball players who are in the finals against each other. Brothers with very similar names. And then we got a call from Joe, whose husband and his sister are called Paul and Paula.

Why would you do that to the kids? So we've asked you, do you have siblings with similar names? I just realised my mum, she comes from a family, so she's got two sisters. Yes. My mum's name is Diane. This is no BS. Her twin sister's name is Julianne

and their other older sister's name, Shirley-Anne. See, is it cute to have a running theme? I don't know. I don't know either. But we want to know from you guys this afternoon. Hey, Jodie. Hey. Siblings with similar names, give it to us.

So I'm Jodie and then my younger brother is Joey. And do you love it or do you hate it? I don't mind it, but mum makes me laugh all the time. And do you love it or do you hate it? I don't mind it, but mum makes a rap all the time Yeah, calls him Jodie and calls you Joey Yeah That's the thing, you're setting yourself up to fail with that straight away Um, Danushi Hello

This is going to be interesting Yes Do you have a similar name to someone? I do, so I'm actually an identical twin My name is Danushi And my twin. My name is Danushi. And my twin sister's name is Danisha. Oh, God. Whoa.

No, and you're identical. Yeah, we're identical twins. Why would your parents do that to people? Nah, I like that. They're just messing with people. I think so. We know you can't tell them apart. Now, here's some names you probably can't say as well.

On a scale of one to ten, how often do people get you mixed up? All the time. I bet. Our combined name is like Danusha or Danishi. There's great text on this as well. There's some really good text on the text machine. Someone's texted in. They said, my mum's name is Maureen and has twin sisters.

They were born 10 months later. They're named Doreen and Laureen. Wait. So there's Maureen and then she has twin sisters and their names are Doreen and Laureen. Maureen, Doreen and Laureen. That is horrible. See, that's when your parents are on the wacky-backy.

Like, what are they up to? Your parents were getting blazed when they named you And they thought it was funny to do that Surely that's the case Nat's got a boyfriend girlfriend example Hey Nat What's the similar names So my name is Nat

And my girlfriend She's Nat as well Wait is yours short for anything Or is hers short for anything She's short for anything or is hers short for anything? She's short for Natalie and mine's short for Nathaniel, but we've both thrown up our whole lives going by just Nat. When you guys have a kid, what are you going to

call it? I'd have to continue the tradition and go with Natalie or Nathaniel depending on the boy or girl. Why do that? Another text on the text machine. Someone said, I went to school. This can't be real.

I went to school with a guy named Mary and he had a brother, Murray. This is no crap. Their last name was Christmas. Mary and Murray Christmas. Ryan, this is Neighbours the Neighbours kids is that it? it's Rhian

but yeah my Neighbours kids when I was growing up their names were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 so I went to school with 6 you are taking the piss aren't you? no I'm not

if my kids next door Neighbours names were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, I'd be calling SIFs. Seriously. That's child abuse. That's terrible. Thanks for your call. Rian.

See ya. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. spy.co.nz Our private investigator also that's on the case at the moment,

Dean, who's in LA tracking down Channing slowly but surely. Is that right, Dean? We're going to get him. We are going to find him and hunt him down. That landed. Dean has given us a great lead for Channing today, the name of his gym. Yes.

And later in the show, you're going to hear Bree call Channing Tatum's gym as Jessie J to try and get some information. Dean, do you want to hear how my accent went? Yeah, I do. I really do, actually. Here's a short teaser for you from the actual phone call to Channing Tatum's gym. Yes, I think I'd like to look at the facilities. Channing, my boyfriend, he said that the facilities are quite great,

but I would like to come in and have a look. When could I do that? I think I nailed it. I'm dead. I couldn't even tell. I was like, Jessie J, is that you? Was that me? Jessie J, wait, what was that?

No, I don't know if that was me. I don't know if it was an Australian or an English person or an alien. It's really hard to figure it out. It was going in and out of accents. Okay, guys? You can hear that after five o'clock, that call today. But before then, Dean, you've got news for us on Britney Spears. And this is sad.

She may never perform again. She may never perform again. Now, I know that sounds like a dramatic headline, but those words came from her manager's mouth, her actual manager. That's what he said. He did a very brief interview this morning. He was extremely candid, and he said that he was straight with us. He said, look, here's the deal.

Her medication stopped working. Her father got very sick. Those two things combined basically sent her into a downward spiral. That's why she canceled her Las Vegas residency, the second part of it. She made $170 million from the first leg. So big deal to cancel it, right? Cancelled it and he said she's in such a bad shape that she may never perform again.

He said, I cannot see it any time in the near future. And he hasn't heard from her. He said it was really weird. They used to speak, you know, multiple times a day. He said she had not heard from him. He has not heard from her at all. And that's the current situation. And then no one's pressuring her to perform or anything like that.

They're just kind of like looking after her. Which is great. I'm so sad. I don't think they should pressure her to perform, obviously. But also I don't think it's very good from him to say that she may never perform again because like people can get better. People with mental health issues can and do get better. You've got to be able to look

forward to that. But you've got to say, look, she's not going to be performing in the near future. But in the future when she's healthy, who knows what can happen? You know, you've got to be able to look forward to that bit. You've got to say, look, she's not going to be performing in the near future, but in the future when she's healthy, who knows what can happen? You've got to have that light at the end of the tunnel. But also, at the same time, hopefully no one's pressuring her to perform and she does get better because that's not good. Yeah, sad. Also, Dean, Paris Hilton is throwing shade at Lindsay Lohan.

I have teleported us back to 1997. Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, this is really the headline today. No, here's why it's interesting. So basically, Paris Hilton was on a TV show last night called Watch What Happens Live, and she was asked to say three words about Lindsay Lohan. The first word she said was, she's beyond. And then she said, actually, she's lame and embarrassing.

This thing is becoming a meme. It is everywhere. It's shade. It's shady. It's low., actually, she's lame and embarrassing. This thing is becoming a meme. It is everywhere. It's shade. It's shady. It's low. It's fabulous, and I loved it. It's very me. So I really thought that it was nice of Paris to kind of keep it real.

And look, will we hear from Lindsay Lohan? I don't know. Does anyone? I don't even know if anyone cares. But it was brilliant, and it's making the round. If we do hear from Lindsay Lohan, we know she's got that new accent now. So I think she might sound a little bit like us. Yes, I think I'd like to look at the facilities.

Channing, my boyfriend, he said that the facilities are quite great. But I would like to come in and have a look. When could I do that? And that is a live update from Jessie J's camp. They're making a call to Channing Tatum's gym. I can't believe you called them. I am so looking forward to everybody hearing this call because the gym do not take it well.

But Jessie J, I mean, Brie, is a true professional in it. The accent questionable, but you did not waver. I never break character. Okay. Dean McCarthy, live from Los Angeles. Thank you very much. We'll talk to you soon. Bye, guys.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Was it an accident that Channing Tatum followed me on Instagram? That is the question. And we've come up with a plan to find out. Zed in. 2012, sexiest man alive. Ladies and gentlemen, Channing Tatum.

He follows 829 people on Instagram. Jeff Goldblum. Julia Roberts. Justin Timberlake. Maisie Instagram. Jeff Goldblum. Julia Roberts. Justin Timberlake. Maisie Williams. Robert Downey Jr. And one of them... John Browning.

Is ZDM's own Brie Somerset. Brianna's amazing. She's hysterical. Shut the hell up. But was it an accidental follow? There's only one way to find out. You're meeting him. It has to happen.

What the hell's going on? ZDM's Brie and and Clint are chasing Totem. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're hoping to get to Los Angeles and ask him in person. Find him and just go, hey, man, there's this thing for real? We want to put this to rest. And the only way to do that is to somehow come up with enough money to leave in now a week

and a bit. Flights will be going up every day that we don't book them. Yeah, I know. When I checked on Monday, we needed around $9,000. I think today it's about $10,500. Oh, God. Okay, so every day it gets more expensive. Yeah.

And I've put myself on the line for the team because we want to go over as a show. We want to find him together and we need the money. And I said, I'm willing to do something drastic. Drastic? You're willing to use your own body. Listen to this. What do you think about me selling pictures of my feet online? What do I think?

Yuck. But also, if it works, I support you. It could fuel our trip to LA. Me selling pictures of my own feet online. 24 hours ago, you put your profile live and I have been dying to find out what the feedback's been like. Has there been any interest? Do you have interesting feet?

Do people want your feet? So I found a website. It's called dollarfeet.com and you have to upload certain pictures and angles of your feet. You have to upload a photo of yourself. You have to put in your date of birth, your height, your shoe size. I've done all that. Yeah. I've gotten a response.

Good. From, her name is Sarah Copley. She's the director of the website management team. Oh, you've gone straight to the top. Straight to the top. She has replied and here's what it said. Dear Miss Thomasel, thank you for your recent application and uploads to dollarfeet.com.

Regretfully, I wish to inform you that your application has not been successful this time around. This is due to the quality and condition of the foundations we feel your photos would not suit our particular client base. If you wish to rectify these issues and reapply, that is completely up to you. Oh, my God. Have you been feet shamed?

I've got ugly feet. Did you get... Have you got mungy feet? I haven't had... What does she mean by foundations? Have you got cracked? Have you got cracked feet? Yeah.

Ew, why did you even upload that? No, they're not even bad. Ew, can I... I mean, not ew. No, okay. I'm talking to feet shame you. Yeah, don't feet shame me. But also, ew.

To be honest, I should have got a pedicure before I uploaded. Did you wash them? Did you pumice them at least? Did you give them like, did you put a bit of lotion on them? I took my shoes off and then just took photos. Ooh, no wonder you got rejected. I haven't had a pedicure in two months. Oh, yuck.

I've got an ingrown toenail. Okay. Well, the feet thing is not an option. There are other ways. Like, it's not over. I can't believe I got that email. You got foot rejected. Oh, well.

If someone's into manky feet, Brie will take anything. Just give her a DM, at Brie Thomasel. I'll sell my bath water at this point. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A friendship has ended, guys, and it is after a friend told another friend a pretty big lie. Mm-hmm. And they got caught out because that's what always happens

because eventually your lies catch up to you. Mm-hmm. There was a woman by the name of Annabelle and she had trouble getting pregnant and she was doing IVF with her husband and eventually after a number of years they had success and they got pregnant. Great news. Fantastic news.

And she had a healthy baby and she went on to live her life. Her friend, literally a year after she'd had the baby, also got pregnant with twins. Yeah, cool. And Annabelle was obviously stoked for her and very happy and she's had the babies. And about two years later, Annabelle has found out that one of her best friends, because her friend said that she had them naturally, she didn't have to have IVF,

like Annabelle. She goes, no, I had no problems. I had them naturally. Turns out that she had them naturally. She didn't have to have IVF like Annabelle. She goes, no, I had no problems. I had them naturally. Yeah. Turns out that she lied about that and actually had IVF. Why would you lie? I don't know. Why would you lie to someone who's your friend?

Who's been through it. And has also been through it. Weird. So Annabelle was kind of upset. It's not even a shameful thing. No, not at all. Like it's a totally normal thing. Exactly. It's kind of something you think that friends would bond over. 100's not even a shameful thing. No, not at all. Like it's a totally normal thing. Exactly. It's kind of

something you think that friends would bond over. 100% you'd bond over it. Yeah. And you could get advice and all that sort of thing. And you'd want to have a shared journey. Also you, yeah. I don't get it. I don't get why she lied and now. Is it like a status thing? She wanted to be like, yeah, we've got a healthy

reproductive system. Cool brag. Yeah, weird flex. Weird flex, but okay. Right? Like there's no point of that lie, really. And Annabelle decided that she doesn't want someone like that in her life who's lied to her for that long. I get that.

I get that. Especially about something that obviously was so personal to her. There's certain lies that would rock your friendship to its core and you'd just go, well, if you lied about that, then I just don't trust anything else that you are talking about anymore. We've definitely all been through those situations. Like can you think of a situation where friends of yours have lied to you and then you found out about it through someone else?

Yes. When I was in Form 1, my friend, or so I thought, Dylan Purcell came to my house because he said he wanted to hang out, but he actually was just there to steal my G-Shock. And he did steal my G-Shock. And when I asked him to his face, he said he didn't steal my G-Shock. And then I asked another mutual friend that we had if Dylan had stolen my G-Shock. And he said, yeah, bro, Dylan stole your G-Shock.

And you know what? Me and Dylan Purcell were never friends ever again. God, I feel like I just watched an episode of Shortland Street. I know. so did I, except I was living it. Wasn't fun for me though. That is full hectic. No thrilling conclusion to that journey. Just me, Clint Roberts, with

no G-shock. If you're listening, Dylan, I hope you like it. I hope you like the watch. It was a fake, okay? I bought it from the Rotorua Craft Market and it cost $25. So congratulations, you lost a friend over a fake watch.? I bought it from the Rotorua Craft Market, and it cost $25. So congratulations, you lost a friend over a fake watch. I hope you're happy.

Suck on that. Feels good. That felt really good. That felt real. Oh, my God, I've been trying to get that off my chest for like 20 years. Are you all right? Oh, this is like a load has been lifted. God, I hope he heard it.

God, you have so much drama in your life. Is that it? Yeah, that's it for me. That's it? That's the only time a friend has lied to you? Well, that's the one I've obviously been holding onto for a bit. Yeah. Why, did you want more?

Because I can delve more into the memories. No, no, no. That was quite traumatic for me to relive. If you want me to go deeper, I can look. I've had enough, I think. No, I've got a glimpse and that's good. We would like to hear from you guys, though, on 0800DIALZM. When has a lie broken up your friendship?

Yeah. And is it juicier than your friend taking your G-shock in Form 1? It's okay if it's not. I mean, it's a hell of a story. Hell of a journey that we all just went on. That was bonding, though, wasn't it? That was shared trauma. You can also text us

on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's a lot of evil in these stories coming up. We're talking about when a friend lied to you and has it broken up the friendship like that bad. Is it that bad? Is it that bad? After a woman found out that one of her best mates actually lied about getting IVF treatment and she was a bit weird about it because she had been through the IVF journey, which I mean, yeah, I guess that's someone's information to share. Right.

You know? You think that story was juicier than my one about the G-shock? And then we heard a gripping story from Clint about one of your mates who stole your G-Shock. Not a mate anymore. An ex-mate. Ex-mate, yeah. Someone texted in, plot twist, what if Dylan never stole the G-Shock and the friend who blamed Dylan is actually the one who stole the G-Shock?

I refuse to believe that because I can't lose another friend over this watch. Okay? I just can't. I can't take it. It wasn't even real. It was a fake G-Shock. Suck on that. 0800 dial ZM though.

Have you got a story for us about a friend who lied? Hi, Dominique. Hi there. Dominique, what happened? So this was a few years ago, but one of our friends lied to a whole group of us saying that she had cancer. Oh.

What? You don't joke about that sort of stuff? Why? Did you find out why she would have done that? I don't know the full story, but it was more that I got told that she didn't have enough attention and she was trying to get more attention.

But we did have our suspicions about it. Sad when you hear that. Yes. It was very hard when a few of us had family members going through the same problem or new people going through it. And that bit would make you angry. And there's also stories about people who have set up, like,

fundraisers and stuff for themselves. Yeah, there's a woman in Australia who's – She's going to court, right? Yeah, she's been going through court stuff for ages about it. Yeah, and that makes you angry. But at the heart of it, it's just sad, right? It's really sad. Yes, definitely.

Did it end the friendship, Dominique? In some ways, yes. In some ways, no. I've never really rekindled the friendship from it because of what happened. Yeah, that's fair enough. Someone on the text machine said, my mum saw my high school boyfriend and my best friend

walking through town at 5am. She was going to the gym, her mum. She asked her best friend about it and she said that she had a few drinks and he was being a gentleman and walked her home. Turns out they'd actually hooked up and they were on the way home. Oh my God, imagine being a mum and getting in the middle of that kind of thing. Would you want that? What would you do? What would you do if you were the mum?

Would you tell your daughter? Of course I would. You'd have to, right? You'd have to. But she didn't have proof. See, nah, but I'm the type of friend, I'm the type of friend, if I see something or if I hear something, then I'll give the information that I've got to the person that I think deserves to know. Yeah, but Brie, you're a

parent, not a friend, okay? Parents can be friends. Parents are parents first and foremost. I don't know how parenting works. Hi, Blake. Hello. Blake, when did a friend lie to you? It was about two years ago.

I'm more lied to. It was about two years ago. Right, so you're the liar. What did you do? I climbed the hook. That was with his sister and lied about it. And what? He directly asked you and what did you say to him? I told him that it wasn't me and it was someone else that looked like me

and then he kind of believed it. But then, because we even drank to this house that night and then another mate was there. Yeah. Oh, no. And then the other mate kind of told him that it was me afterwards, and it kind of went through since. Your way of getting out of it was, it wasn't me.

There's a guy who looks like me. That was your lie. Work on your lies, brother. You deserve to be caught, Blake. ZM Spree and Clint. The Podcast. I posted something on my Instagram last night. If you want to give it a follow.

I posted about If you want to request some feet pics. They're selling cheap. No one else wanted them. Yep. All my bath water. I'm selling it. I'm selling everything now. What vessels does your bath water come in by the way?

What vessel is it? A beaker. A beaker? How are you going to put a beaker in the post? A trendy beaker. How are you going to put a lid on a beaker? Put a cork in it. Oh, one of those beakers. Not just like an empty pump bottle? Nah. Or maybe. Easier to drink from.

I was using that new filter that everyone is using that's on Snapchat but then obviously I pulled it from Snapchat because no one's on there and put it on my Instagram. You're talking about the man-woman filter? The sex change one? Yes. The one that changes you into a man or changes you into a woman. This is the filter

that could save Snapchat but then at the same time everyone's just saving it off like you said and putting it on their Instagram, which is the ultimate middle finger to Snapchat, eh? They're like, finally, we've got something that you guys want again. Like, cool, we'll take that. You said that I look like Lord Farquaad on, uh... She does.

No, I look like my... No, no. I look like my brother. No, you want to look like your brother because he's hot. I put it on our Instagram, a comparison, and the comments were more towards Farquaad than they were towards Aiden. Anyway, I did a little bit of a, well, technically, my brother was on my Instagram story last night,

and here's a piece of him talking. Oh, hey, guys. It's Bree's hot brother, Aiden. Why does he sound like he's straining to do a poo? Is there a longer one of Aiden on my Instagram? Yeah. I know a lot of you will always say that I'm the hot one, but I just wanted to clear things up and really say that I think my sister,

Brie, is the hot one out of us too. Really nice of Aiden, actually, to jump on my Instagram and just give me a shout like that. Really nice of Lord Farquhar to jump on there and do a nice message for you. The weirdest thing was is that I got hundreds of inboxes from people telling me who they thought I sounded like and I'd be interested to see people on the text machine who they think I sound like without even giving them the prompt okay uh because people on my Instagram uh literally every single person

said I sounded like one of Chris Lilley's new characters from his new series Lunatics I haven't seen Lunatics but which character in particular did they think you sounded like? They said I sounded like the fashion designer label guy, Keith Dick. My name's Keith Dick, I'm 54, and I would guesstimate I've worked in this particular department store for just shy of 30 years. Were you trying to sound like him? No. Or were you trying to sound like Aidan? I was trying to sound like Aidan. Hang on, this is a little side by side. Hang on.

Oh, hey guys. It's Bree's hot brother Aidan. And then Keith. My wife, the tiger, and I met. She works in accounts and I used to walk past the office and see her there and give her a little look and we've been married for 20 years.

We've been married for 20 years. See you guys'll be married for 20 years. See you guys later. Spree's hot brother Aiden. Definitely not Bree. It's me, Aiden. Working hard, Ros, or hardly working? You must have inside your head somewhere.

I did it. You must have been thinking about Keith. Because those laughs are identical. See you guys later. It's Bree's hot brother Aiden. Definitely not Bree. It's me, Aiden. Hard bras are hardly working.

Hi guys, I'm Keith Dickey. My dick, my... Oh yeah, if you haven't seen the show, that's not going to make a lot of sense if you haven't seen the show. It's just a woman pretending to be a man Chanting about her dick on the radio This is a cool prize So both Mardi Gras are sold out

This year it's happening in Ohakune and in Queenstown Saturday the 22nd and June the 23rd as well. So if you want to be there, the only way you can is by winning tickets off us. That's right. A VIP experience is up for grabs for four people, four tickets to Mardi Gras, one juicy camper van. You get accommodation as well and four hoodies on top of that. All you've got to do is give us the best pre-party banger, the song that will get everyone going before you head out.

That will get you through to the grand final, which is tomorrow, and the best song from the whole week takes away that massive package. Just so you know, you're taking on tracks like Monday's Winner. Tuesday's Winner. Wednesday's winner. God, I feel drunk just listening to these songs. Responsibly, I mean. I feel ready to party responsibly.

Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. And not binge drink. Stupid, sorry. What is going to be the winner today? We have four people ready to go. Darren is on the phone. Hey, Darren.

Hi, Daz. Hey, how's it going? Very well. You need a big song here, mate. The final is tomorrow. What's the track that you're putting on to get everybody going before you head out? It's Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Oh, you mean the Queen version?

Or Adam Lambert, Eva Roth. It's got a point. That's a huge song to come out with first. It's massive. Yep. It goes for what? Eight, nine minutes? No, not that long.

No? Maybe six. Actually, I don't know. I thought the original went for about eight minutes. We'll check that. Bella's here. Hey, Bella original went for about eight minutes. We'll check that. Bella's here. Hey, Bella. Hi.

What song's going to beat that as a pre-party banger? When a fire starts to burn. When a fire starts to burn, right? And it starts to spread. Oh, you know your tunes. When a fire starts to burn. This is such a good party album, this Disclosure album too. Okay, I like that.

It's a completely different vibe to the other songs that are in the final, so maybe that's going to go well for you, Bella. It'll stand out maybe. Hi, Jacob. Hi. You got a banger in the chamber, mate, ready to release? Yep. What is it?

Uptown Funk by Dina Mars. Yep, yep, yep. Good sing-along, good energy. That's a contender. Last one from Cheyenne. Hey, Cheyenne. Hi, Cheyenne. Hi.

What are you adding to the mix? Definitely Bartender by T-Pain. It's good. It's good. It's kitsch. It's throwback. It's a little bit sexy as well. I like it. Okay, wait there.

One of those songs, one of those songs goes through to the final. What's it going to be, Brie? I think I know there's two that it's between. Yeah. For me, it's between Bohemian Rhapsody and Disclosure. And Fire Starts to Burn. Yeah. I don't think you can deny the power of that Queen song, though.

I don't. Because this is what you've got to do. You've got to go, is everybody going to get into it? And Disclosure, most people. But that Queen song, that gets everybody, right? That's a whole family style banger. Not that you're going to Mardi Gras with your family, but you know what I mean. I'm thinking of 18, 19-year-olds.

Are they still on board? And I feel like they might be because of the recent movie. Because of the movie, yeah. Yeah. So I think Bohemian Rhapsody. Darren, you're in the finals, mate. Hey, guys. Thank you so much.

It's a rocker, all right. It's a rocker, all right. It's a rocker, all right. There we go. We've got four tracks. Tomorrow, this will take on Wagon Wheel, High School Musical, and the Summer of 69 to be crowned the ultimate pre-party banger.

God, are we on the hits? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. What? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?

That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot All Channing Tatum themed movies today Renee And if you can beat Brie by getting two of them correct You'll score for yourself two tickets to Disney's Aladdin Which is in cinemas May 23rd Awesome I'll give it a go. Are you a Channing fan? I am.

Who isn't? Am I right, Renee? Absolutely. If you're not, then there's something wrong with you. Like, the question you have to ask those people, are you all right? Are you all right? Yeah, are you all right, mate?

Are you all right? Okay, okay, first movie. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. Yell out your name as your buzzer as soon as you think you know what it is. Paige and Leo are happily married newlyweds. Brie. The vow. Holy shit.

Yes! That was too easy. Okay, one to me. Do you know that one, Renee? Have you seen The Vow? I have. I don't know his name. It's a great film. She gets into an accident and forgets who he is. This one is a little more left field. I don't know his name. It's a great film. She gets into an accident and forgets who he is. This one is a little more left field.

I don't know if you will have seen this Channing movie. So it could be helpful for you, Renee. Movie two. Police officer, John Cat Bree. White House Down. It's a great film. Whoa. I forgot my name.

Give her another chance. Okay, game to Bree. If you can get one point, I'll give you the Aladdin tickets. Okay, Renee? Okay. Your name is Renee. I'll also accept Channing. Renee, Renee, Renee.

I'll accept Jessie J. Even if you want to say Bree. If you want to say Bree, I'll take that as well. Okay. Movie three. Oh, I've got a couple of options. What if you want to say Brie. If you want to say Brie, I'll take that as well. Movie three. Oh, I've got a couple of options. What do I want to go with? Okay, I'm not going to use the names of the characters.

Okay. To try and make it a bit fairer. Brie, 21 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street is incorrect. This person has been in and out of trouble for most of his life. Brie, step up. Holy crap. Oh, yeah.

I mean, sorry. Whoa. Renee, absolute Channing Tatum down trial for you this afternoon. Give her the chance. I was waiting for the golden circle or something. I was getting ready. Who knows White House down? Renee, you win the tickets for forgetting your name.

Oh, thank you. But for my two daughters. So girls, say thank you to Bree. Awesome, Renee. Your eyes are off to a ladder. Congratulations. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

A country story for you from Nebraska in the United States of America. Warning, this is quite a gruesome story. There's a farmer there whose name is Kurt Kayser. He's 63 years old and he's a hog farmer. Oh yeah, Kurt Kayser on the hog farm from Nebraska.

Alright, you'll get your chance at an accent very soon. But that was good. That was alright. He's made global news today because he fell into his grain auger, which is like a big blade that turns, I think, and draws grain up or mulches grain or something like that.

It's a big spiral blade. Looks like a giant corkscrew. Got his leg stuck in it. Was alone. Was losing blood and was going to pass out. And so he had to cut his own leg off with a pocket knife to survive.

A pocket knife. Have you seen that movie 127 Hours? Yes, I can't even watch or think about it. Where the guy gets his arm caught under the rock. And it's a true story. And it's a true story. This is the same thing except he's had to go through his leg.

It's his leg. Yeah. Meatier than the arm. He's gone. I want you to look at your own leg now. What about the bone? He's gone just below the knee. You had to cut through that too or pull it out of the knee joint.

Oh, God. No, no, no. I told you it was a gruesome story. No. This is a little bit. I'm out. This is a little bit of the news story. 63-year-old Kurt Kayser has been a grain farmer for more than 40 years.

But it was one simple mistake that could have cost his life. He says he stepped out of his truck, turned around the corner. Stepped in the hopper in that little hole. It just sucked my leg in and I was trying to pull it out. He was left with just one option. When I had my pocket knife in my pocket, I thought the only way I'm getting out of here is cut it off, so I just started sawing on it. He amputated his own leg.

He amputated his own leg. Hey, it's a great ad for that pocket knife. Isn't it? You can even cut off your own leg. He should start an Instagram account and do influencing for Swiss Army knives. You see this stump?

I'll cut it off with that knife. You can cut anything you don't like off yourself. I'm sorry. I'm doing the accent now. But it's one of those situations. It was life or death. He then had to crawl on his hands and knees to the nearest phone. He did an army crawl to get there.

And then he went to hospital. He survived. So he saved his own life. He said he doesn't remember feeling any pain. What an unbelievable human. Not every person could do that. No, but isn't it incredible what you can do when the adrenaline kicks in?

Yep. It's like ladies giving birth. Like you do not think that your body is capable of pushing a rugby ball out of that place. And then when the time comes when you have to do it, somehow the goes i got this i'm ready i'm ready to go it's unbelievable not that having a baby is like sawing your own leg off on a whole farm sorry to compare the two things hey no i mean one's have you ever had a baby no i mean one's a more beautiful experience is what i'm saying yeah the leg the leg one. Not as messy.

There's no evidence as to whether Keith pooed himself or not. Poor Keith. Anyway, here's our question for you this afternoon, on 800DALZM. Have you had to do something like this? Probably not as drastic. No. But have you performed DIY surgery on yourself?

Maybe you didn't have to. Maybe you just thought, I'm not paying for a doctor's appointment and you decided to do it yourself. The amount of times I've heard my dad say, she'll be right, mate. She'll be right. Just tape it up. What? I got bit by a spider.

Nah, she'll be right. I'll just suck that out. No, I'll suck the pores out. Have you given yourself a filling? Have you stitched up your own wound with some cotton wool before? Have you pulled your tooth out? Oh, 0800 dial ZM

We want to hear your DIY surgery stories this afternoon. And yeah it'll probably be a bit gross, but we'll deal with that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're asking you this afternoon if you had to perform a DIY surgery on yourself. And just so we're clear, this

um, it's a bit gruesome, this conversation. Look, it's, yeah, it's a little bit grim. There's a farmer in Nebraska who had to cut his own leg off this week because he got caught in a grain auger or something. Stepped in the hopper in that little hole. It just sucked my leg in, and I was trying to pull it out.

He was left with just one option. Then I had my pocket knife in my pocket, and I thought, the only way I'm getting out of here is cut it off, so I just started to pull it out. He was left with just one option. When I had my pocket knife in my pocket, I thought the only way I'm getting out of here is cut it off, so I just started sawing on it. He amputated his own leg. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Oh, that guy. Unbelievable. He's alive, and he's fine, by the way.

He made it to a hospital. They bandaged him up. He's in a wheelchair. And he's living on. He's living on. Don't know if he'll be working the farm anytime soon. Hey, knowing my dad's a farmer and knowing farmers, he'll be back out there in a couple of weeks. Trust me.

You can't stop him. You can't keep him down. Hey, I have a DIY surgery I'd like to share. Yes. This is actually pretty disgusting. But do you know what skin tags are? Yeah, I've got one on my neck. Yeah, people get

them around their neck or where their clothes kind of rub sometimes did you cut one off yourself one time i got and i saw this on the internet yeah i got a piece of hair yeah and then i wrapped the hair around the skin tag yeah until it was tight enough that it popped off. I mean, very resourceful. It worked. Did it? It hurt like hell. Did you get an infection or anything? No.

Okay, sweet as. It's fine. You could do mine after the show. Hey, Justine. Hi, how are you doing? Have you gone all Shortland Street on yourself and performed a bit of DIY surgery? I totally have.

What happened? Well, I had a sebaceous cyst above my knee that had been there for years and years, on yourself and performed a bit of DIY surgery? I totally have. What happened? Well, I had a sebaceous cyst above my knee that had been there for years and years, and one of my doctors over the years had said, oh, I'm not going to take that out. You'll need to have general anesthetic. It's too deep. So my former partner had just been through a heart transplant, which was very gruesome, but nothing on that. And we had a whole lot of medical equipment at home,

so I decided after I'd had a couple of wines, take a couple of codeine and cut into my leg and squeezed it all out. It was about the size of a ping-pong ball. Justine. I know. So if you've never seen Dr. Pimple Popper, you'll know what I'm talking about.

No, that's what I'm... Do you like Dr. Pimple Popper? I can't watch it. It makes me want to pass out. No, I love it. My son hates me for it. Right, that's what I'm... Do you like Dr. Pumbaba? I can't watch it. It makes me want to pass out. No, I love it. My son hates me for it. Right. Oh, Justine.

I love how... I love just how casual she was too. Just had a couple of wines, a couple of coatings, good to go. And I was ready. Hi, Richard. How you going?

Your DIY surgery, Richard. What did you do? So I had to keep up playing rugby and one of the guys I played rugby with was a vet so he got a special little hooky needle out and stitched it back up for me so I could carry on playing. Oh that's not too bad. No he's a vet, he's not a doctor he's a vet. Yeah but a vet doctor same thing right? Your vet mate stitched you up. Yeah on the side of the rugby field. Did he have to put you in like a little cone afterwards to make sure that you didn't like lick your wounds or anything like that? No, we slipped a bandage on it and I carried on playing. He did give him a good flea treatment as well.

That is the most rugby dude description of that too. Stitch me up, keep on playing, totally sweet. You know what it reminds me of? Michael Devere in the State of Origin back in like, I don't know, the 2000s and on the side of the field, the camera cuts to him and they're just stapling his head back together. Yeah, I still don't know if that was an actual medical grade stapler or if that came down from the office.

It looked like it was from the office. One more DIY surgery. Stacey, did you perform it on yourself? No, my best friend did actually. What happened? What did she do? Well, it was when I was six years old, my friend and I were just hanging out at a farm and stuff

and apparently my arm got stuck underneath the tractor. Oh, no. Yeah. And apparently she did something similar to what the guy did in America and she sawed it off. You're part of me? She sawed it off. Stacey, you had your arms sawn off.

Yes, because apparently it went properly blue and I didn't know what to do. By your mate? Yes. With what? How old? With what? Yeah, with what, first of all? With a saw, like those really round saws that you use to go and cut the wood.

And how old was your friend? We were both six. You got your arms sawn off by a six-year-old? Yes, and now since then I've got a prosthetic arm. Stacey. Stacey. Was your friend? We were both six. You got your arm sawn off by a six-year-old? Yes, and now since then I've got a prosthetic arm. Stacey. Stacey.

Are you... I'm not joking. Oh my God. You're a miracle. You are a living miracle. My arms, it's probably so off track, but was it your dominant arm?

Yes, it was. Oh, Stacey. What, does that make it worse, does it? Yes, it was. Oh, Stacey. What, does that make it worse, does it? Yes, of course it makes it worse. God, that is incredible. Oh, your handwriting would have been totally ruined. So glad you're still with us, Stacey. That is crazy.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Right now. Brianna's amazing. ZM's Bree and Clint are chasing Tatum. If the radio gods smile upon us, in a week and a half, we will be on a plane to Los Angeles to try and find Channing Tatum, the man who follows you on Instagram.

He does follow me. Was it on purpose? Was it an accident? That is the reason why we want to go to LA to ask him. There's one thing we haven't thought about, and that's whether our schedules line up. Like, it's all good and well for us to fly there in a week and a half's time, but is he actually going to be in LA?

He's a busy guy. Plus, his girlfriend, Jessie J, is working in London at the moment. She's on The Voice. I do know he's been visiting her. He's been visiting her. I mean, is he in LA right now? We don't have his diary. We don't know where he's going to be day to day, but is he there at the moment?

We need to get an idea of his schedule and that's why today we took it upon ourselves to give his actual gym in LA. We asked Dean McCarthy who lives over in LA. He's our Hollywood reporter. Do you know where Channing goes to the gym? He gave us the inside

scoop. We've got the number for Channing Tatum's gym and I thought, I mean I could just put on a fake English accent and pretend to be Jessie J and find out when he goes into the gym. You decide how well this went. You decide how convincing Bree's

Jessie J really was and you decide whether we're getting some kind of legal letter from a fancy Hollywood gym. This didn't go well. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Let's have a listen. This is Brie as Jessie J calling Channing Tatum's real gym this afternoon.

Hi, you've reached Equinox West Hollywood, an iconic high performance gym. Thank you for calling Equinox West Hollywood. This is Presley. May I assist you? Yeah, hello. I was just wondering, a friend of mine actually goes there

and I was just wondering if he was around. I mean, I'm not entirely positive. I mean, is your friend a member or is he an employee? Yeah, he's a member there. His name's Channing. Okay. Channing Tatum. I'm just after him.

I've been trying to get on to him, but I haven't been able to get in contact. Okay. Channing Tatum. I'm just after him. I've been trying to get on to him, but I haven't been able to get in contact. Okay. I mean, I'm not permitted. I can't divulge information about our members specifically or their whereabouts or if they may or may not have checked in. Oh, okay. I am his girlfriend. I am currently dating him, but have you seen him recently, like in the last week?

I would not be able to answer that for you, Miss. I'm really, really sorry. But if you're interested in membership, I can transfer you over to a membership advisor if you would like information about the club. Yeah, sure, I'd love that. Thank you. Okay, thanks so much.

Hold on one second. What, now we're joining the gym? At Equinox, we believe it's not fitness, it's life. Maybe if I join, they'll tell me. I love how polite Americans are in customer service too. The customer is always right. Remember that. Good luck. Hi, this is Amina. Hello, Amina. My name's Jessie. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm very good. I was just wondering if you guys had any memberships available at the moment. Have you been here before?

No, but my boyfriend currently goes there. Okay, that's great. So would you like to come in and tour the club maybe? Yes, I think I'd like to look at the facilities. Channing, my boyfriend, he said that the facilities are quite great, but I would like to come in and have a look. When could I do that? Probably tomorrow, but I would need your full information in order to be able to confirm you. And also the front desk said that you were calling, inquiring member information. Yeah, I haven't been able to get

in contact with my boyfriend Channing and I was just wondering if he'd been there in the last week. So unfortunately, we're unable to disclose that information and being that you did ask, if that's your main purpose of calling,

then it'd be an issue for us to be able to tour you through the club because we know that you're looking for a specific celebrity, which it's a members-only club. No, I totally get... I'm actually a celebrity as well. My name's Jessie J. OK, great.

But still... Yeah, I totally get where you're coming from. And obviously, like, being a celebrity myself, like, I don't want people coming in and looking for me either. But like Channing is my boyfriend and I'm a celebrity too. Like I don't see the problem. Ma'am, I'm a bit sceptical based off of what the front desk assistant told me. Well, I might actually now thinking about I might just get in touch with Channing and he can organise it through you guys if you feel more comfortable. It's entirely up to you.

Okay, great. I'll get back to you guys, but I appreciate your time. No problem. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Bye. Have a good night. Cheerio.

Cheerio. She was not as friendly as the first guy. Bring back the first guy. He was lovely. I should have sung. I was trying to get you to sing. I handed her a note saying, show her your vocal performance. I haven't warmed up.

That'll get you over the line. I haven't warmed up. Hey, we have found out one thing, though. What's that? I think that's his gym. No, that's 100% his gym. So we know where he works out. We just got to park up outside for a little while.

And just wait for around 24 to 48 hours. Oh, where he works out. We just got to park up outside for a little while. And just wait for around 24 to 48 hours. Oh, he definitely works out every 24 hours. Don't worry about that. Yeah, probably three times. I knew you had a good Jessie J and you have always known that. Oh, cheerio, governor! Bree and Clint, here's Jessie J. I'm feeling sexy, yeah!

Bree! Turn that off! ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. If you Clint, the podcast. You've been listening to this show all week. You'll know that we've spent the entire week asking the question, do you wash your legs in the shower? Question posted to Twitter, which absolutely divided the internet and forced people to take a good hard look at themselves and go,

should I actually, I don't know. Now that I think about it, I'm not 100% sure that I do wash my legs. I washed my legs this morning because I went to the gym and then laying on the gym floor, I was like, oh, I need to wash my knees. Don't you wear like Lululemon leggings to the gym? No, I'm a short scale. Oh, yeah. My bum needs more support.

What has more support than a pair of leggings? Depends on what leggings you're wearing. How do shorts have support? Because they've got the inner shorts. Ah, I see what you're saying. Do you wear undies under Lululemons? Of course you do. Well, do you?

I never see a line. Not that I look. Not that I'm looking for one Sounds like you're looking Not that I, no no no Back to the matter at hand Do you wash your legs in the shower? We all said no A poll of thousands of ZM listeners came back

70% yes Which I still call BS on I don't think you actively wash your legs I think a lot of people forget about it. The conversation's gone global. Overnight, Ellen DeGeneres has brought the topic up with none other than Taylor Swift. Does Taylor Swift wash her legs in the shower?

Here's what she had to say. So whenever you're not shaving, you don't wash, you're saying? No, I don't think I would say that. Well, it seems like you did just say it. But I kind of always shave my legs. Every day? I mean, yeah. Every day? Yeah. God, you must be

hairy. Very good point. Who's got time to shave their legs every day? Also, she's really tall. So... The taller you are the longer it takes to shave your legs, shave your legs every day. Also, she's really tall. So... The taller you are, the longer it takes to shave your legs. Also, my theory, the taller you are, the further you are away from your legs. So the less you think about them, which means you're less likely to wash them.

That is the weirdest theory. Because if you're tall, it means your arms are longer. Yeah, but there's still a long way to go. Still a long way to go. But then if you're short, that means your torso is like... Shorter. No, but it's... Your arms are shorter, so then you're the same distance.

No, you're further. You're... No, what? A short person's head is closer to their legs than a tall person's head. No. Yes. No, unless they have... Yes. No, unless they have a... Yes.

No, unless... Get a measuring tape. Okay. Get a measuring tape and get a short person. Unless they have a really long torso as a tall person. I'm taller than you. Yeah. I bet you $150 that my head is further away from my legs

than your head is from your legs. Is it in, like, ratio to my body, though? No, it's not in proportion. No is from your legs. Is it in like ratio to my body though? No, it's not in proportion. No. But you have to do it in proportion. I said on a tape measure. I said physically. Oh my God.

I don't get it. Since we started the conversation, just be honest, have you washed your legs? Once. Oh, you just said that before. Yeah. Cool.

All right, Br Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Gwyneth Paltrow is in the news today because she's posted a picture of her daughter, Apple. Apple's really quite old these days, isn't she? She's like 14 or something. 15, just turned 15. Obviously, daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin from Coldplay.

Apple. 15 years on, we still cool with the name? Apple. Apple. Anyway, she's in the news because for her birthday, Gwyneth posted on her own Instagram a picture of Apple. It's a beautiful picture too she's got a rose in her mouth she's all grown up and she said happy 15th birthday my angel

I'll never be able to put into words how much I love you blah blah blah blah blah then she posted a comment underneath saying and yes I did get permission from Apple to post this photo because last year a whole lot of controversy kicked off in the Paltrow Martin household because Apple has told Gwyneth she's not allowed to post photos of her without her express consent. That's a pretty normal thing these days where someone's like, oh, can I post this picture? Like if you're in a picture with someone and most people are courteous enough to ask you, are you okay with me posting this? Most people. But it really is a grey area

and it's a friendship sort of unwritten rule that you do that. If you're a good friend, you ask, but what are the rules? Specifically, say that you have a photo with some people and you look fantastic. Say there's a shot and you, Bree, like it's just, it's the shot. It is the shot that makes you look so good. But one of the other girls in the photo has got her eyes closed. I do try and pick the best one of everyone. Right. Most of the time. But then I mean, sometimes it's hard.

Sometimes it's hard. To get everyone looking amazing in the photo. And I get that. You're not trying to make your friends look bad. But I'm saying you look particularly good. You look like, like that something has happened, the lighting is caught, the angle is right. Do one of my friends look real bad?

But one of your friends looks real bad. Nah, I wouldn't post it. You wouldn't post it? I couldn't because I know that that friend would probably like, rip me a new one. What about if they don't look super bad but they say that they do and they're overusing their power of veto? Because some people will do that.

They'll go, oh, can I post this photo? And they'll go, no, I don't look good. But they look totally fine. But in that photo, you look fantastic. Do you have an override? Like so long as you think they look good, can you go ahead and post it anyway? We've got a friend who's notorious for posting whatever photo she wants and she always looks amazing and the rest of us

look like witches this one time and you think that i'm joking but like and she would always deny she'd be like nah everyone looks good everyone looks good i'd be like yeah really tanya do we all look good and then this one time no joke there was seven of us in a photo and she's posted it. She looks amazing in it, like just absolutely flawless. Four of us had our eyes closed. Four of us. And I said to her, I was like, Tanya, was that the best one? She goes, yep, that was the best one. Do you think she does it on purpose?

Like she intentionally posts bad photos of you guys or do you reckon she doesn't check anyone else in the photos? She literally doesn't look. She just goes, man, I look good here. Post. Upload.