ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 17th 2019

Episode Date: May 17, 2019

What’s your weapon?Highs and Lows of the weekBree is best friends with LordeChanning Tatum was seen at DisneyGet your arse to Mardi Gras Day5Penis protest1 Second Song ChallengeFriday-okeBirthday Banger!New UberCrocs…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keep it short, Brie needs to go home and have a sleep. This is what happens when you have a big Thursday night, mate. But, is it worth it? Well, you tell me, you were there. I met my idol, Lord, and we hugged. Oh, spoiler alert, in the show today, Brie meets Lord. Sorry, guys. Why don't you just tell them everything else that's happening?

Um, nah, I won't do that. It's okay, she's got, you know, she's come to work, hungover, she's a bit foggy in the head. You know, it's not professional, but... I thought I've done pretty well considering. You have? You know what? You know how I know you've done well? How?

You didn't reach for Uber Eats once. You're a different person to the person you were last year. I've changed. You have changed. What did I have for lunch? For the better. When you were the other person, the Uber Eats person, I definitely got more pasta. Yeah, you benefited from it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, well, well done, I guess. What are you doing this weekend? I got two kids' birthday parties. My cousin and a friend's baby's first birthday. And that's really the extent of it.

What about you? Going out. Please say something more exciting than mine. I'm going out too. Wouldn't exciting than mine I'm going out too Wouldn't be hard I'm going out too I'm going There's this guy Elton I know

Birthday party Gonna be dope Sure he's a one year old Is that the kid's name? Yeah But it's still gonna be dope Honestly I can't

People are gonna get so lit People are gonna get so lit They'll be peeing in their own pants Let me ask you A kid's birthday is actually Fun? No Okay good Just to clear that up Some of them can be be peeing in their own pants let me ask you a kid's birthday is actually fun no okay good just to clear that up some of them can be if the adults get lit it can but then someone has to look after

the kids if there's grandparents there and they take the kids away yeah i don't have kids so are you like i will soon technically you do have a kid do you write technically i do have a kid do you know i can feel it's like leg and like arm. You can feel bones inside the stomach. That is so gross. It is weird. It's just weird. It's weird, yeah. Like feeling like this living thing inside your stomach. And it moves around and it kicks you and stuff.

100% feels like that scene out of Alien where it goes out of the stomach. It does. It feels like that thing is trying to push you. How many weeks to go? Nine. That's not many. Nine. Yeah, if she goes the whole way, nine weeks.

Nine weeks of freedom. Wish me luck, everybody. Here's today's podcast. Bye, guys. Ziddy! Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Ziddy, Brie and Clint.

Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint. It is Friday afternoon. And also, I'd love to welcome in, my brother is here to join us this afternoon. Welcome in, Aidan. Yeah, hello, guys. How's it going?

It's Bree's brother, Aidan. Good to be here. Oh, good to have you here, Aidan, all the way from the Gold Coast. Yeah, just thought I'd come over and visit my sister because she's a good bird and, yeah, New Zealand love it. Cool. Can we just get Bree back? Yeah, I'm still here. Oh, cool, cool, cool. Wow, you're both here. That's cool, yeah, New Zealand love it. Cool. Can we just get Bree back? Yeah, I'm still here.

Oh, cool, cool, cool. Well, you're both here. That's cool. Yeah, we're both here. Oh, weird. There's only two microphones here and then somehow you're both here. But, I mean, that's cool. We're sharing this mic, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Anything else you want to say, Aidan? If there's any hot ladies out there, I'll be around in the viaduct in Auckland tonight. I'd love to see you down there. Cool. Thanks, Aidan. It's good to see you, man. See you, Aidan. All right, see you'd love to see you down there. Cool. Thanks, Aidan. It's good to see you, man. See you, Aidan.

All right. See you, mate. Go hang out there. Cool. It's nice to see him. Yeah, it is good. Why does he smell like petrol? And he's got a mullet.

Yeah. He doesn't usually. It's still hot, though. Still hot. Hottest mullet I've ever seen. Hey, today's a really exciting day on the show for multiple reasons. One, someone is winning ZM's World Tour 3 to see the Jonas Brothers live in Los Angeles. Well, that is a massive trip.

4 o'clock, we'll call someone and change their life. Someone's winning a VIP trip to Ohakuni Marigra. We've got them and three friends going with their accommodation and their camper van and everything sorted for them. Hoodies. Hoodies? Yeah, they've got the hoodies and everything. Don't forget the hoodies.

We'll also find out where the ultimate party banger is when we do that. And Ross Boss owes us an answer today. Are we going to Los Angeles? He said, leave the flights to me and I'll see what I can do. He owes us an answer. He's gone home sick, but we're going to try and get him on the show at 5 o'clock to let us know. Are we going to LA to chase Channing Tatum? Pretty much the situation is if we don't get a yes today, we're not going.

It's too close. It's too close. It's too close. The flights are going up every single day. It's going to be too expensive. So this is going to be make or break from Ross Boss. Yeah. Actually, your brother just flew over here. Maybe he's got some air points we could use.

Aidan, have you got any spare air points? Nah, guys. Unfortunately, I used all my air points on beers on the plane. Great decision, though. See you guys. It's just me, Bree's hot brother Aidan. See ya. Next on the show,

we're talking self-defense in a fun way though. Haha, fun. Bree and Clint. What? What is this? Oh, I thought it was me. Oh, you've got PTSD

that it's going to be the version of you every time. Are we actually playing Jessie J? Yeah, we're actually playing Jessie J. Oh, let's rip into it then. I want to take you for this next story to the Gold Coast. Ah, the Gold Coast. Story coming out of the Goldie about a hero, they're calling him, in a neighbourhood.

Thieves jumped his backyard and he was startled and he's whipped out his weapon of choice that he could grab and he's fended off the thieves with a very unlikely weapon. What was it, machete? It was a mop. Right. You take a listen. Meet Majora Bar pensioner, Kelvin Dart.

Cleaning up crime, the 70-year-old came face-to-face with a sticky-fingered thief on Friday night. Mop in hand, waiting with a whine to ease the nerves. A few steps back, lower yourself to the ground. Do not move. Ha, ha, ha, ha. How cool is Kelvin? Blow yourself to the ground. Do not move. How cool is Kelvin? How good's the line, waiting for the thief with a wine in hand?

He literally, when they were interviewing him on the news, he's got a wine and he's got a vino in one hand and he's got the mop in the other hand. What sort of wine did he opt for? I think it was a red, actually. A red? Yeah, I think it was a Pinot Noir. Oh, very relaxing. If I know my wines. And you don't. So, he is a legend.

We've got a little bit more of him here. A special news interview. He's very good at commentating what happened. Oh, yeah, and very good at neighbourhood watch, too, after apprehending the criminal, the thief. Lifted my thing. I saw him coming in the dark.

Minutes later. I won't touch you. I won't hit you unless you move. You move, I'm bringing the mop down. I think it's amazing. I had 20 of the residents out there and I walked out and they all applauded. Who's that scared of...

I mean, good on them. Congratulations, we're all very proud of you. You're a dead set legend. Oh, yeah, not that one. This one. But who's that scared of getting hit by a mop? Maybe he had a good swing on him. Maybe.

And I mean, you know, not the best weapon of choice from the household items. Yeah, but you use what you've got. You do. Don't you? You use whatever object you can find that's around at the time. What's your weapon of choice? Like if that was to happen, like everyone has that emergency thing that

they're going to grab, you know, in that situation. Call me arrogant, but I don't have one. I don't keep anything by the bed and my auntie tried to instill in us when we were kids that we should and it still didn't work. She slept with a knife under her pillow.

So, from one extreme to the other there, I guess. I used to keep my softball bat next to my bed. Yeah, that's a bit more reasonable. Yeah, that's a little bit more reasonable. And I felt safer with it next to my bed. What about the producers? Producer Ben? Yeah.

What's your weapon of choice? I don't think I've got one. I don't think I have a weapon of choice. A golf club, but it's not under my bed or anything. Yeah, but that's what you grab. Yeah, if I'm close to it, I would. Otherwise, I might just run. Good option.

Producer Ellie, you've got a weapon of choice? I don't think I do, and now I realise I probably need one, but my dad uses the big old pepper grinder at our house. Can you imagine a criminal comes in and you come out with a pepper grinder? He's like, look out. He's like, crack pepper? Not for me, thanks. I'll just take the TV.

Good question, though, because people will have some weird ones around, right? Yeah, we want to know on 0800DIALZM, in a situation like this where someone might be coming into your home, what's the weapon of choice? What's the thing near the bed? What are you grabbing? What's going to save your whole household? Exactly.

Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. They're calling him a Gold Coast hero when Kelvin fought off thieves from his backyard with a mop. Meet Madurabar pensioner Kelvin Dart. Cleaning up crime, the 70-year-old came face-to-face with a sticky-fingered thief on Friday night. Mop in hand, waiting with the wine to ease the nerves. A few steps back, lower yourself to the ground.

Do not move. I love it. It's so good. Just get what you can and use it as a weapon. You know what he's doing? What? Cleaning up the streets. I hope some news station used that pun.

Hopefully. That would have been a lost opportunity. Mopping up crime. These are all good stuff. We want to know from you on 0800DIALZM, in this situation, what is your weapon of choice? What do you have near your bed that you just grab? Yeah, your safety item. Hey, Chelsea.

Hi. Chelsea, what are you grabbing? What's the weapon? When I was sleeping, I used to have a kit of chef knives right next to my bed. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you keep them in your room in case an intruder came in.

Wasn't part of it in your room in case an intruder came in. Was part of it. And just in case you need to whip up a quick sashimi while you're sleeping, right? It's multi-purpose. Exactly. Midnight snacks. Midnight snacks. Uh-oh, sounds like there's an intruder in the building. Grab the knives.

On the text machine, there's some really good suggestions. What's your weapon of choice at home? Someone said, my husband has a samurai sword next to his bed. Oh, again. You want to be very, very sure of yourself holding that. Someone else has said, mine would be a guitar. First I'd get them around the hip and then straight

on the top of the head. Webby! Hey, Joe. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks, Joe. What's the weapon near the head. Whammy! Hey, Jo. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks, Jo. What's the weapon near the bed that you grab? So my husband's a big fella, and he has a pair of nunchucks on his side of the bed.

Yes, I love that. I love it. Are you dating a ninja, Jo? Yeah, well, he will try. He's broken a glass, you know, lights up above his head before. What, practising or actually defending you? Practising. No, practising.

Oh, my God. And I have to be the one on the side of the bed sleeping next to the door so that they get me first and he's got time to get the nunchucks. He's got time to get the nunchucks. He sounds like a real hero, Joe. That's the first thing they teach you at ninja school. Hey, AJ. Hi, AJ.

Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, he's back. He's back. Hello, mate. You well? Yeah, we've been well. How have you been?

Oh, not too bad. You know, busy, just on the grind. You know how it is. How are the folks? Oh, not too bad. Yeah? Say hello to them for us. Well, AJ, I mean, I'm keen to chat with you too,

but just for efficiency's sake, what's your weapon of choice? I'd probably go for the old retro boombox, pretty big and heavy. Interesting. So I reckon they'll for sure take him down. What, you'd whack him with a boombox? Yeah, just throw it at them, you know? I love that. It'd be a complete, like, surprise attack.

Imagine a boombox coming flying at you. It'll be a complete surprise attack. Imagine a boo box coming flying at you. It'll be a surprise, that's for sure. That is such a random thing. Taylor, what's your weapon of choice? It's actually not mine. It's my partner's. Yeah. Bit of a weird one.

So it's actually, it's called a Spartan sword. Okay. You might need to look it up, but it's like a samurai sword. Wait, wait. Is this one of those tricks where someone goes, oh, you should Google blue waffle, and then we Google Spartan sword, and it's actually a euphemism for something else? We're on the work.

Why am I right now, Taylor? Are you going to make us look at your husband's Spartan sword? Is that what you're trying to make us do, Taylor? We are Spartan. This. Yeah, but it's pretty lethal looking. I'll bet it is, Jo. I'll bet it is, but that's for your eyes only.

So thank you very much. I appreciate that, Jo. Taylor, thank you very much. Okay, thank you very much. We're talking about what's your weapon of choice that's near your bed. This text someone's texted in. They said, I'll throw my kids at them. They would soon leave.

Fair, fair. Let's go. Good option. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Please welcome to the show from the ZM work experience department, our producers, Ben and Ellie. Good one, mate.

Thanks. Hello, guys. Did you bring in your forms for us to sign? Yes. Ben showed up every day this week. Marge, very good attendance from you this week, actually. Thanks, mate. Golden star.

And Ellie has stopped eating tuna in enclosed places. I have. Well done to me. We're all learning. No, you guys are professionals, and you're here to present this week's high-low. It's the best and worst bits that have happened on our show this week. I understand there's a bit of a theme.

Yes, it's all Channing-based. There's been a lot of talk about Channing on our show this week. Yes, there has. We want to go to LA, meet him, find him, kiss him, hug him, and ask him why he follows Brie on Instagram. That's basically it. That's pretty much it. So here is this week's high-low.

This is a new high-low. This is a new week. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of highs and lows, all the high bits and the low bits of the week from Bree and Clint. Bree came in hot at the beginning of the week with a very ambitious idea. I've got a plan. Hear me out. What if you and I, the show, we all pack up our stuff and somehow we go to LA and we try and meet Channing Tatum in the flesh to ask him once and for all, was it an accident or do you actually know who I am and do you think I'm amazing?

Brionne is amazing. It ends Brionne Clint on Shazam Tatum. And straight off the back of that announcement, we asked you, have you ever actually met Channing Tatum? Ruth, please tell me you've met the man himself, Channing Tatum. Yes, I have met Channing Tatum. I was living in the west coast of the Scottish Highlands. We were waiting in a pub to have dinner.

They came in, him and his entourage, and we sat down and chatted to them, and they invited us to have dinner. They came in, him and his entourage, and we sat down and chatted to them and they invited us to have dinner with them. You've shared a meal with him at his invitation. In person, is he a nice guy? He is really sweet and really funny. So what you're saying, Ruth, I should just put myself in the vicinity

and I'm going to get an invite to dinner and then probably end up together, start a family. Well, I didn't, but there you go. Just 24 hours later, we realised we might need a bit of money for this. So we asked you how we can earn a quick 9K in two weeks. And how can we get rich quick and get ourselves to Los Angeles? We need about $9,000 and we need it fast. Look, Brie, I'm willing to give you $9,000 cash right now for the venue.

Vin, don't be ridiculous. I'm not. This is serious. That is my baby. This is like a child to me. Can you put a price on children? And I think nine grand is about the price. Is it a maybe?

It's a maybe. Vin, can we take your number and come back to you? Absolutely. As much as that is a great idea, Bree thought she had a better one. I think I've come up with a foolproof plan where I can make us some money to get us to LA. Yeah, I'm all ears. What do you think

about me selling pictures of my feet online? I've gone to a website. What's the name of the website? It's called dollarfeet.com. Sounds legit. Great idea, Bree, but unfortunately it was quite short-lived. DMS Thomasel, thank you for your recent application and uploads to dollarfeet.com. Regretfully, I wish to inform you that your application has not been successful this time around. This is due to the quality and condition of the foundations

we feel your photos would not suit our particular client base. Oh, my God. Have you been feet shamed? Shame. Shame. Since we had no information about Channing Tatum yet, we called to our LA correspondent, Dean McCarthy, for help. I actually know exactly where he lives.

He lives next door to Eddie Murphy, which is next door to Tyler Perry. I actually know exactly where his house is, so you can throw a rock over the wall. Like, I know we can knock on the door. Oh, my God, what if we put a note and we put a rubber band around a rock and we just hoik it over the fence? What if you just walk up to his door and knock on it and say... Yeah, we could do that too.

We realise it's going to be particularly hard to find Channing Tatum, so Brie thought why not pretend to be his girlfriend and ring his gym? It's a members only club. No, I totally get... I'm actually a celebrity as well. My name's Jessie J. Okay, great.

But still. Yeah, I totally get where you're coming from and obviously obviously, like, being a celebrity myself, like, I don't want people coming in and looking for me either. But, like, Channing is my boyfriend, and I'm a celebrity too. Like, I don't see the problem. Ma'am, I'm a bit sceptical based off of what the front desk assistant told me. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it,

I might just get in touch with Channing, and he can organise it through you guys if you feel more comfortable. It's entirely up to you. Brianna's amazing. It is brilliant Clint. Shots and Tantum. Great

high-low. And I mean, with planning and execution like that, how could we not get to LA and find Channing, right? It's a good start. I think it's a foolproof plan. Can we get there? We've got one week to go. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much, producer Ben, producer Ellie.

That was really good, guys. Just to reminisce on the week. All those clips of us, that was really good, guys. Yeah, well done, guys. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. I don't want to freak anybody out, but Brie may be able to predict the future. I could be a psychic.

Just under a year ago, this sentence was uttered on this very radio show. I'm going to be best friends with Lorde in the next year. Yeah, that's what all best friends say. No, it's going to happen. Tell everybody who you met at the Broods concert last night. Lord. We'll never be royals. Last night, about 11.30,

an absolute volley of Facebook group messages came in from Brie. Guys, you will not believe what just happened. Oh, sorry, it wasn't from Aidan. It was from Brie. It was from me. Because you'd run into Lorde. So tell us about it.

Tell us what happened. One of the best moments of my life took place last night and I can barely even speak about it. There I was at the Broods concert. It was already amazing. I love Broods. They're killing it. My friend nudges me and she says, oh, my God, Lord's behind us.

And everyone knows that I'm obsessed with Lord. And I was like, yeah, sure. Sure she is. She's like, no, there she is. That's her. I'm positive. So, of course, I had to have a look. I've turned around.

There she was. Lord. The Queen of New Zealand. The megastar. Just standing in the crowd. Just down there in the GA with you. Just down there in the GA, hanging out, supporting other Kiwi music. Now, as we say a lot on this show, she's a very, very, very good friend of the show.

But just this one time, I'll let you in on a secret. She's not. We've never talked to her. I met her once when she was 16, and that's about as far as the relationship goes. So last night, you, an official spokesperson of the show, your name's on the billboard, had the chance to solidify that relationship with Lorde. How did you go?

Oh, played it real cool. Did you? Yeah, no, played it real cool. I thought, I'm just going to go up to her, say hello, and then I'll make an exit. Didn't go to plan. Went up to her. I called make an exit. Didn't go to plan. Went up to her. I called her Lord.

You called her? Yep, good start. Hey, Lord. Hey, Lord. I'd had a few lemonades. She goes to you, hey, Brian Clint. Just kidding, she had no idea who you were. And as I've said hello, she's stuck out the hand,

but I was already going in for the hug. And as she stuck her hand out for the handshake, she's kind of collided with my boob. And I've kind of, like, it was a weird, awkward half hug with her hand stuck in the middle. Oh, my body feels tense and awkward. And then I was like, girl. And you're just holding her?

And then I think I held her a little bit too long. Oh, you held on for too long as well. Like, oh, well, it was kind of because it wasn't a straight hug. I didn't know. I think I may have even shook her a little bit. Now, you said to us all on the group chat that you played it cool, very cool. I have had some messages from people who saw the interaction.

They did not. And they said you didn't look that cool. I have had some messages from people who saw the interaction. They did not. And they said, you didn't look that cool. But that's okay. I understand it's a big deal, meeting Lorde. It's a pretty big deal. I'm really excited for you, and I think you've done a great thing. Whether or not you left a good impression, you definitely left a impression.

So maybe the show could one day maybe be good friends with Lorde. Should I send her a friend request? Maybe. Or why don't you ask her in person because we've got her on the phone. Shut up! You don't know much. Why do you do that to me? God, I wish we had her on the phone.

God damn it. Oh, there you go. That is... I'm go. That is... I'm sweaty. That is a real life story that happened last night at Brood's. One of the best moments

of my life. Not even exaggerating. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you've missed it, we've been doing this

the last week. Brianna's amazing. ZM's Bree and Clint are chasing Tantum. We've come up with a plan. We want to get to LA to hopefully meet Channing to see if it was an accident that he followed me on Instagram. Yeah, you know, just go up there casually. Oh, whoa, what are you doing here?

Oh, hey, didn't expect you here. Channing, what are you doing in LA? Oh, by the way, do you like me? By the way, you know how you follow me on instagram do you like are you keen because i mean we can talk about it because she because brie is there's been a channing tatum sighting oh good yesterday we called his gym to see if we could see if he was there because we weren't a hundy sure if he's in LA at the moment or if he was in London with his um Mrs Jessie J exactly right so this is where you guys come into it listening and we've found out um about where Channing was yesterday because we've had so many inboxes from

people giving us the hookup of what he's been doing the eyes and ears are out there. Exactly. Mm-hmm. So, yesterday, here we go, fire the siren. Channing Tatum and Jessie J were sighted in L.A., none other than at Disney World. Disneyland. Disneyland. Wait, was he at Disney World or Disneyland? Disneyland. Was he at Euro Disney?

No, he was at Disneyland. Was he at the Imitation Disney Palace in Thailand? In Anaheim, California. So he's in LA. He is in LA at the moment. And he's going on cute dates with Jessie J. Well, that's good news and bad news. Good news, he's in LA.

If we do go there in a week's time and try and find him. Bad news, sounds like things between him and Jessie J are quite serious. They were spotted canoodling a lot. Yeah. A lot of PDA. Yeah, maybe they're compensating though. Maybe there's some real cracks starting to show in that relationship and they're trying to show a brave public face.

Maybe. Off the back of this though, I had the thought where we could bring everyone into this hunt. We need everyone's help to send us everything that they can find on his whereabouts, where he's going, what he's doing. What he's uploading to Instagram.

Exactly. Any TMZ spottings, any scandals that he's a part of. Yeah, that's good advice actually, especially if we're going to be in LA. Like just the city, if we can narrow them down to even an area code, it's going to make it that much better

and that much easier for us to find them. Exactly. If you're really good at this, like if you're good at- Oh, professional level stalker? Exactly. Yeah. Can we please have your help? We've had people on the text machine say that they have leads in LA.

Like they know a cousin of theirs has contacts. That's great. Send all that through. Anytime you hear anything about Channing, we want to hear from you. Tag us in. Send it to us on DM on Instagram would be really, really helpful. Or just text the studio, 9696. Yeah, that's going to be a huge help actually.

Massive. Alright, we're coming for you Channing. Not in a weird way. Don't get a restraining order or anything. We want to be friends. Even just a photo. If we could just get a photo. You're making it worse. I'm trying to dig upwards, everybody. Massive.

This year, Mardi Gras is not only in Ohakune, it's also in Queenstown, and they are both sold out. You can't get tickets to this, except for the fact that we've got a VIP experience for four people to give away right now. Yeah, this is crazy. You get four tickets, one juicy camper van, you get accommodation for four people and four hoodies. Four hoodies

is the best bit to me. I mean, I'm keen to go to Mardi Gras as well, but free hoodies, how good. Matching outfits, always a good time. We've been asking you all week, what is the best get ready banger? What's the best song you can have on before you guys head out just to get everybody really energised? What is the song you put on just before you order the Uber? We had Darren.

Darren, hi. Hi, how's it going? What was the song you suggested for us? By Whom You Can Rhapsody. Yes. Rock solid. Very, very good suggestion. So you're in the running. We also had Belinda. Hey, Belinda. Hi, very good suggestion. So you're in the running.

We also had Belinda. Hey, Belinda. Hi, Bel. Hi. Bel, remind us what song you put in the mix. Breaking Free by High School Musical. Part of the Hot Mess Express DJ set, and it is a bonafide banger.

So you're in the running to win this trip as well. Holly, hi. Hi, Holly. Hello. What was the song you put in the mix? Wagon Wheel. I love this one. Everyone loves this one at some point of the night. Just brings people together. Yeah, it really does.

And our last contender came from Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy. Hello, mate. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you. What was your song? Remind us. It was Summer of 69. Dirty old bogan banger.

Summer of 69. That's a good old sing-along, Jeremy. Now, to decide a winner, we didn't think it was fair that just Bree and I decide who gets this trip. So we made you guys decide. All four of you have had to vote on what is the biggest pre-party banger. The only catch is you're not allowed to vote for your own one. Exactly. So you have to vote for one of the other three songs.

Bree is going to run us through how the votes went, and this is final. Whichever song gets the most votes, that's the person who wins the VIP Mardi Gras experience. Alright, here we go guys. The votes are Jeremy, you voted

for Wagon Wheel. I did. Holly, you voted for Summer of 69. Yep. Belinda, you also voted for Summer of 69. And Darren... Yeah.

You voted for Summer of 69. Jeremy's going to Mardi Gras! Yes! Congratulations, Jeremy. Huge surprise. Someone's baby's going crazy. I'm outside. Sorry to the rest of you, but congratulations to Jeremy.

That's going to be a great time at Mardi Gras. It's going to be some good memories with him and three mates. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for a true Kiwi legend. Good afternoon, Jeff Upson. Hello, mate. How you going?

Now, we have a proud history of protesting in New Zealand and you've taken this to a whole new level. Tell us what you've done to protest what you think is an unsafe stretch of road in your area. I took a quick can of fluorescent green spray paint and I circled the problem. When you say circled, do you mean two circles in an

oblong shape? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Otherwise known as a massive paint dong on State Highway 1. It's a big male appendage. That's what it is. I'll tell you what, it's attention-grabbing, Jeff. Got my attention.

Here you are on the show. Who would have thought that doing a little bit of penis vandalism could get you nationwide attention? Well, hey, it worked, didn't it? It's smart. Hopefully they fixed the road. It's innovative, and I love it. And it's Kiwi.

The idea or the... Bit of both. Bit of both. So, Geoff, I mean, we've got to get a little bit of your cause out here. Where is the stretch of road that is the issue and what's happening? So this particular road is a state highway and that goes all the way from the ports of Auckland all the way up to Wowsford.

When you go over it, you said your car can get airborne. Is that true? Yes, yeah, I have done and I think a few other people have also tried and successfully jumped their car. Sounds very Fast and the Furious. Like, very

Vin Diesel of you, Dan. Yeah, very Mario Kart as well, actually. Maybe we could make a bit of an action movie. Can I ask, why did you choose penis as the painted object you would go for? Well, it's proven effective. It's worked overseas, and it worked the same time for me last year on another road. Have you done this before? Yes, I have.

Are you a serial wanger painter? Yeah, I've been dubbed by, I think, well, one of the other companies. They dubbed me the serial penis painter. You're not, hey, Jeff, you're not Banksy, you're Wanksy. We think it's genius, and good on you for getting out there and doing it.

And I think it's an innovative form of protest that I think could work in other areas, and I'm keen on your opinion. So I've got some other scenarios. You tell me if this is appropriate for that. Down in Christchurch at the moment, they desperately need a new stadium. Their stadium is built out of scaffolding and tarpaulin.

Could we go and paint a big penis on the current Christchurch stadium? We'd probably need a lot of paint. Yeah. But we could do it. We could do it. Yep, that could be done. It's doable. Fantastic. Okay. And finally, my co-host Brie Thomasel has shown up to work today hungover.

Could I paint a penis on her? Absolutely. Absolutely. Ladies and gentlemen Please be upstanding once more For Jeff Upson The serial penis painter That we're dubbing Wanksy

Kia kaha Jeff ZM Spree and Clint The podcast I'm just trying to isolate what I'm in the mood for. You know when you've got a hankering for something and you just can't quite put your finger on it, but you definitely feel like something... I think it's a one-second song challenge.

Can I get that 20 seconds back in my life for that joke? You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Can I get that 20 seconds back in my life for that joke? That hit the spot. That was what I was after. Yum, yum, yum. Tastes like chicken, actually. This is the game where you and I go head to head and we face off.

We get 20 seconds and we need to identify as many songs as we can off just one second of that song. It's proving to be very difficult for me, very easy for you. I love this game. I know that you love it. Gets me energised. I feel like Bowdoin Barrett before a big match. I'm going in confident today.

Yeah, you should. Had not a bad round last week. It's all about confidence. Yeah. Is it? Yep, that's it. Cool, thanks, mate. Cool, calm, confident and collected.

It's my turn to go first this week. It is. So I need you to leave the studio. Bree will step out into a soundproof area, and when she comes back, she'll get the exact same songs as I got, so the game is completely fair. All right, you can pass, Clint.

Just give me name or artist, or feature artist. Let's get a second to get myself in the zone. Yeah, get it nice, and hit it, Ben. I'm losing it. Correct. Ed She losing it. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. My Chemical Romance.

Correct. Miley. Correct. Chad Kroger Nickelback. Correct. Jonah's Brothers. Correct. Shawn Mendes.

Correct. Don't Pick Up The Phone. Pass. Oh, do you want to pass that? Drunken alone to don't let him in. You'll have to do a leaper. Yes, got him. You love do a leaper.

I love do a leaper. I didn't know I didn't get that. Not saying it in front of her. Hey, welcome back, Bree. Welcome back. Good to see you. I see you've been very humble As per usual It's your turn

Alright you can pass Bree It's your turn You can give me artist Or feature artist Or song Okay cool Alright Ben hit it Fisher

Correct Justin Bieber Correct Pass Miley Cyrus Correct Fisher. Correct. Justin Bieber. Correct. Pass. Miley Cyrus. Correct. Nickelback.

Correct. Pass. Jonas Brothers. Correct. For the last one. Yep. Shawn Mendes. Correct.

Well done. Well done. Well done. It's no win. Mendes. Correct. Well done. Well done. Well done. It's no win. Listen to that patronising well done. Yeah, thanks, mate. It's just you passed on some easy ones, is what I'd say. I mean, in your opinion.

Did you pass? I passed on one. Did you really apply yourself? Nah, she only passed on one. Mate, I'm trying my best. And I'm pushing you for more. I'm like a tiger mum. You're like a young kid who's shown a little bit of talent at golf,

and I'm like, girl, we're going to the driving range every day. I'm going to turn you into Lady Tiger Woods. You'll thank me when you're a millionaire. All right. So basically, Bree got six out of ten, which is really awesome. It's my general amount. That's good. It's an average.

It's great. And then we got Clint at eight out of ten. So Clint is the winner for the 100th week in a row. Oh, don't act like you pants me. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. Can I hear the one that I missed? Yeah, you can.

Song number three. Play it to her and then you'll get it. The pressure's all off. All right. You hear it now and you'll know it. Marching band. My Chemical Romance. Yeah, there she is.

Nice. I always get them in like Panic at the Disco and they're all the same to me. Okay, well that's emo-ist, okay? Oh, come on. They're all very different bands and they all have very, very, very strong feelings. Now you're going to pants me in Friday Oaky.

It's a really tough afternoon for me. Next on the show, we go head to head once again. Before we go into Friday Oki after this, is there anything I can do for mine

not to be played? No, of course there isn't. No, that's not how the game works. I'm nearly at the point where I will shave off half my eyebrow.

Wow. Okay, let me have a think about it. Okay, no, maybe not that. Let me have a think about it. Bree and Clint,

the podcast. ZM. Friday afternoon, normally, Friday Oki. Let me have a think about it. Friday afternoon. Normally, Friday-oke time, where we go head-to-head, singing a song and you get to decide who the winner is. We put ourselves out there. But New Zealand, we have reached a crossroads.

A crisis of confidence and a request from Brie Thomasel. Please do not play my Friday Oki this week. I'm trying to save myself, yes, but I'm also trying to save everyone. You also forget the fact that I'm not a good singer either

and my song is in the running as well. You could be winning this thing, but that's okay. I've said to you, if you truly in your heart of hearts don't want your Friday Oki song played, I'll throw you a lifeline. I'm actually really nervous. We're going to take one call, unvetted by our producers, live to air. Okay. And that person will decide whether or not we're playing your Nickelback this afternoon.

Okay. Jessie. Hello. Have you ever wielded this much power? Oh, I don't think so, to be honest. I'm quite excited. God, you sound delightful, Jessie. Before Jessie tells us what's happening,

is there anything you'd like to say? Jessie, love to buy you drinks sometime. I mean, if you want it, you know, what do you want? Do you want some gifts, love to buy you a drink sometime. I mean, if you want it, you know, what do you want? Do you want some gifts? I'll buy you a gift or... Jessie, please tell us what the result is. There's nothing that I would love more than to hear Brie's song on Friday, okay?

That's all we need. And now it's time for Brie and song Friday Oaky. That's all we need. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oaky. Welcome in, everybody. It's good to be here. God, I thought for a second we weren't going to get to do it. I thought, I felt bad. I felt for New Zealand, I thought, what?

How much pain, how much pain do Kiwis have to endure that they will miss out on their Friday Oki? No, this is going to cause more pain, trust me. Today we have both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio producer and we have taken on the rock solid Rock classic of Photograph You are about to hear Both of us

And then the power is yours New Zealand We'll take five votes to decide who wins Friday Oki this week Yep Look I know you know... Can I not be here? You know you have to be here, but you can decide who goes first.

I want to hear yours first. Okay. Just in case it makes me feel a little bit better. Here we go, everybody. First up to the Friday Oki dance floor, please welcome Clint Roberts. Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? I wonder if it's too late. Should I go back and try and graduate? Life's better now than it was back then. If I was them, I wouldn't let me in. Oh, God, every memory of walking out the back door. I found the photo photo album spread out on my bedroom floor it's hard to say it time to say it goodbye goodbye every memory of walking out the front door i found the photo of the friend that i was looking for it's hard to say it time to say it goodbye goodbye Goodbye, goodbye. I'm in big trouble.

Okay, maybe not though, maybe not. Maybe you've got this. Maybe you've got this. You sound like a songbird. And that was pretty good. I'm impressed. Ladies and gentlemen, your next contestant to the Friday Oki dance floor,

please put your hands together for Brianna Tomasell. Give me strength. I wonder if it's too late. Should I go back and try and graduate? Life's better now than it was back then. If I was them, I wouldn't let men. Oh, I get higher. Every memory of looking at the front door. I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor. It's hard to say it. Time to say it. Goodbye. The Front Door to say it goodbye goodbye It's really good. It was really good.

It was really good. What the hell was that? Do you have a blocked nose? No! So over to you New Zealand. We need five honest truthful callers who want to decide this week's Friday

Oki fate. 0800 dial ZM, votes are final. And we'll take them live next. I heard. Listening. Can you hear me? ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. It's time for our results.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki! I love Friday-Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-Oki! Popular, all right. It gets so many text messages, including ones like, please don't do this. What about the other one? I never thought I would say this in my life, but I think I prefer listening to Nickelback over you guys.

You've just enjoyed an exclusive performance of Nickelback Photograph from myself. It's hard to say it, time to say it. Goodbye, goodbye. And Bree. It's hard to say it, time to say it. Goodbye, goodbye. And now it's time to find out who wins.

Who did the best Friday-okey today? Behind the scenes here at ZM, Al, the audio producer, this week looks at me and he goes, I can't help you. Well, that's okay. You did your best. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hello, guys. How you doing? Oh, Dylan, I've been better. Been better.

Bit of a review before you cast your vote, Dills? Yeah, so I do a bit of recording every now and then, and I'd like to say to you guys, you tried your best. Mm-hmm. But it was just awful. Okay, okay. I'll take that. I'll take awful. That's okay. That's constructive feedback.

Who's your vote for, Dylan? My vote, I love you guys both so much. Mm-hmm. It has to be Clint. Thank you very much. That is totally, totally fair. Please welcome our second judge, Rhys. Hi, Rhys.

Hi, Rhys. Hello. Rhys, what have you got for us? Well, because Brie's willing to save New Zealand, I want to vote for her. Oh! I'll take that, Rhys. So because Brie was willing to not make you listen to that,

she gets your vote. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. You're not voting on the strength of the song. You're not voting on the strength of the song. You're voting on the strength of the melody in our voice. We're both horrible. Alright, fair enough, Rhys. Hi, Carla.

Hello. Carla, what did you think? I thought that what you did was going to be terrible, but it was actually amazing, so I vote for Bree. Carla, I appreciate your pity. Wait, how have you taken the lead?

I have no idea. What's going on? Jeanette, hi. Hello. What's the deal? Who are you voting for on Friday Okie? Well, at this stage, I am going with Bree 100%. She needs to stop talking herself down, though.

She's pretty good. And I'm sorry, Clint, but when you started singing, I just cracked up laughing. It was so funny. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Wait. Am I losing?

You're losing. You're losing. Am I losing? I'm as shocked as you, Clint. Jeanette, can I say I appreciate the pump-up? I'll try and do better next week. Janelle, can we give Janelle two votes? Janelle, hi.

Hi. Who's your vote for? Sorry, Clem, but I've got to go with Bray on the front. What? No! You rocked it, girl. I don't know what's going on. Do you want my two votes?

I don't know what's going on. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go Bray again. Wow. Honestly, there hasn't been a bigger upset in Kiwi history. Wow Honestly There's no accounting for taste I guess There hasn't been a bigger upset In Kiwi history This is worse than the America's Cup

Okay where's the victor You're entitled to your replay Congratulations It's hard to say It's hard to Bree and Clint The podcast ZM

It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's birthday banger You give us your birthdays, we figure out what was number one and then we decide which song is the best. Hi, Libby. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks, Libby. What's your birthday? 1st of December, 97.

Okay, Libby, you were 16 in 2013 on the 1st of December and back in 2013, this topped the charts. I'm friends with the monster, just trying to pop in. Oh, this was so big when it came out. That's it. This is the song that was like the return of Eminem, right? This is the first time everyone's like, damn, he's still got it. Do you like that?

You happy with your birthday? Hell yeah. It's a good one. Gotta love a bit of Eminem. Gotta love a bit of Eminem, gotta love a bit of Riri. Him and Riri together do really good stuff. Hey, Grace. Hey.

Grace, what's your birthday? 14th of December, 2000. Okay, Grace, you were 16 in 2016 on the 14th of December, and this was number one. So rock-a-bye, baby, rock-a-bye. I'm gonna rock you, rockabye It's Clean Bandit. Clean Bandit and Marie.

Somebody's got you, rockabye, baby, rockabye Little bit off centre for a birthday banger, but do you like it, Grace? No, I'm not a fan, eh? It's not a classic, eh? It's not a classic. Nah. No, I couldn't get up.

It's a real shame. Hey, if you ever get a different birthday, make sure you call us back and we'll see if we can find a better one. Let us know. Oh, yeah, sweet as, we'll do. Okay, cool. Yeah, okay, good think of. What a real shame. Hey, if you ever get a different birthday, make sure you call us back and we'll see if we can find a better one. Let us know. Oh, yeah, sweet as, we'll do. Okay, cool. Yeah, okay, good chat, good to talk to you.

Finally, Simone. Hey, Simone. Hello. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's your birthday, Simone? 28th of December, 1982.

Okay, you were 16 in 1998 on the 28th of December and back in the 90s, this topped the charts. Oh, come on. God, I remember rollerblading to this song. A single, single says. You get the outcast, pretty fly for a white guy. You've got to be happy with that, right? I'm pretty happy.

You mean the offspring? One of the first CDs that I bought. What did I say? Outcast. Did I say? Outcast. Did I say the Outcast at least? Simone, you happy? I'm super happy. You should be

because I think we're going to be playing yours. Oh, we're playing that. Does she win? Yeah. Got to. Congratulations. You win birthday banger today.

Nice work. Thank you. Here it is. The Offspring. Pretty fly for a white guy. Look at this photograph. Really? Every time I do it makes me laugh.

Is anyone going to do it? How did our eyes get so red? There's a problem with the computer. What the hell is on Joey's head? Mate, I've had a tough afternoon. Just kidding. Here you go, Simone. Enjoy this.

Thank you. Brian Clint. Friday afternoon. Thank you. Ray and Clint. Friday afternoon. This is ZM. I'm pretty fly for a white guy. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis. You know it's kind of hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial So don't defake, play us straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gotta find a feel to keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't break, just don't compensate At least you know you can always go on with your life

No one needs one of these, so I Hey, hey, do that brand new thing Yeah, they told me, baby Oh-ho, oh-ho Yeah, they to me, baby Uh-huh, uh-huh Give it to me, baby Uh-huh, uh-huh Give it to me, baby Uh-huh, uh-huh

And all the girls say I'm pretty fly For a white guy He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice But they didn't have ice cubes, so he bought vanilla ice Now cruising in his Pinto, He sees homies as he pass But if he looks twice They're gonna kick his lily ass So don't debate

The fight is great You know it really doesn't get in any way Gotta put a feel And keep it real For you no way For you no way So if you don't break Just overcompensate

At least you know you can always go on and get laid The world loves one of these So hey, hey, do that brand new thing Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah He's getting ink done He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31 Friends say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip

But in his own mind, he's the say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip But in his own mind He's the, he's the stupidest rep Give it to me, baby Oh-ho, oh-ho Give it to me, baby Oh-ho, oh-ho Give it to me, baby Oh-ho, oh-ho

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis So don't you fake And play it straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gotta play the field Throw single, single, six. So don't you fake. Play it straight. You know it really doesn't get any way. Gotta play the field. Keep it real. For you, no way.

For you, no way. So if you don't rate, just overcompensate. At least you know you can always go on record. The world needs wannabes. The world loves a wannabe. So let's get some more wannabes. ZM, Bree and Clint, a true flashback for Birthday Banger today. The Offspring, Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Love that one. What year? 1998? Yep.

My friend's got a girlfriend, man. He hates that bitch. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wrong version. Wrong version. Why is that in the computer? All right. Next. Oh, God.

It was a different time back in the 90s, wasn't it? Why is that even in there? ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to tell you about some new exciting features that Uber have released this week. Uber. This is pretty exciting. I'm particularly excited about one, but I'll tell you all of them. So Uber on Tuesday have introduced some new features

that you'll be able to get. There's one feature called Quiet Mode. Quiet Mode. So for people riding in Ubers, able to get. There's one feature called quiet mode. Quiet mode. So for people riding in Ubers, you can select whether you're happy to chat or quiet preferred. Don't like that one. Why do you like that one? Because people are becoming so antisocial. People are like, don't call me. I don't do phone calls. Too bad. You have to do phone calls. Interacting with other human beings

is a part of life. Okay. And if you have to do phone calls. Interacting with other human beings is a part of life, okay? And if you choose to be mute everywhere you go, it's not going to go well for you. Eventually you're going to have to talk to somebody. What if you need to do work? Who's doing work in an Uber? It's not a flight. I don't know. Maybe. Anyway,

that's one of the new features. You're not impressed with that one. No, I just feel like people are looking for a reason not to talk to each other anymore. Okay, well maybe you'll like the other ones. So that's one of the new features. You're not impressed with that one. No, I just feel like people are looking for a reason not to talk to each other anymore. Okay. Well, maybe you'll like the other ones. So that's one of them. I do have to mention you can only get this feature

if you select Uber Black or Uber Black SUV. Oh, right. It's a VIP feature. Damn. I'll keep telling you them because maybe it'll entice you to get the super fancy one. There's also a feature that says help with my luggage. Oh, so you tick that first?

Most Uber drivers do that anyway. Uber drivers are so courteous. They're so keen for the five stars that I would have thought they'd just do it anyway. There's also an extended pickup period. What does that mean? Well, I think it's when you can request extra time to get into the car, get to the car. You know what that's good for? Yeah.

When you're going out and you've got a group because everyone's not, you're like, and you're trying to, it's like herding cats. Trying to round them all up. It's trying to herd cats that have drunk half a goon bag. And you're like, guys, the Uber is here. If it leaves, I'm going to have to pay the fee. And they're like, no one cares.

I just want to get a roadie. I'm going to have to pay the fee. And they're like, no one cares. I just want to get a roadie. I'm going to go to the toilet. Yeah, it's terrible. I just need 5 more percent on my phone. So that's a cool thing. That is good. I like that one. And this is my favourite one.

And I even might switch to Uber Black for this. Riders can now also communicate their optimal temperature with temperature control. That's my favourite. So they preset the air conditioning to what you want. Yes. Yeah. Without having to say anything.

It's quite nice. Yeah. Again, all of these features are just so you don't have to talk to your driver, by the way. Because you can do all that stuff with your words. I've just realised I don't have to get Uber Black. I just can ask my Uber. That's exactly what you can do A little bit serious

A little bit Well just straight up We're friends We can be honest with each other Yes I feel like you're Holding something back from me I feel like you're not

Telling me things anymore Okay I feel like we had an open And honest relationship I tell you a lot of stuff Probably too much Yeah We all know

That you're the fashionable one of the show. You're the one who... I wouldn't say that. You're the one who's got multiple trendy train driver hats. I'd say you're the trendy one. You have so many denim jackets. I've lost count. Four.

And you are the person who spent a whole week in the most cutting-edge shoe available, the croc. That's true. After you forced me against my will. I did it for you. I went and organized your whole week of crocs after I found out they were cool at Fashion Week. Yeah, I loved it. Fashion Week coming up, by the way.

I can't wait to find out what you're going to wear this year. I said to you the other day, oh, we should talk about this. Crocs have released a Croc handbag. And Brie goes to me, yeah, I've seen it. And I was like, excuse me, you've seen it? What do you mean you've seen it? She goes, yeah, I've already seen it.

I was like, well, why haven't we talked about it? You do the Croc stuff on this show. We talk about Croc things. I talked about the Croc bum bags that came out the other week and we tried to get you a pair, but I couldn't work the website because it was in Japanese. And then you're telling me you already knew about the handbag and you that came out the other week. And we tried to get you a pair, but I couldn't work the website because it was in Japanese.

And then you're telling me you already knew about the handbag. And you didn't bring it to the show. You didn't bring the Crocs handbag to the show. I didn't want to. Not only are you in the market for a new handbag, which I know you are. You're auditioning handbags at the moment. There is the perfect handbag that would have been great for us to tell our listeners about. We like to tell them about things first.

And you kept it to yourself. You kept it to yourself you kept it to yourself you kept it to yourself mate you're treating a fine line i just found out that there's also a crocs platform shoe that you already knew about and you didn't bring that to the show either you didn't tell anybody that there was croc platform shoes That we could have easily got you You could have been wearing them all week We could have had you in Croc platform shoes everywhere you go I could have got you a pair for LA You could have met Channing Tatum in LA

In a pair of Crocs But now, now it's too late The shipping will take too long, they won't arrive in time And you knew You knew There's also Croc wedding shoes I'm done I'm done I'm done

I'm done If you're not going to be honest with me This isn't going to work If we're not going to communicate This thing isn't going to work Okay Just call it Bree This is Bree

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