ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 19th 2020

Episode Date: May 19, 2020

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Hi podcasters, what's going on? Hello guys. How are you? It's rhetorical because they can't I like to think they would have said they can't answer. Yeah, they can But it'll just be hours later. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, right Welcome to the podcast Anybody have any agenda items they need to bring to the fore this afternoon? Anybody want to chip in with anything they want to? Anything at all? No. What a glib introduction to the podcast.

Guys? Producers? Nothing. Nothing. There's nothing going on. I've got a little bit of admin, but it's nothing major at all, if you wanted it. What's the admin? Scraping the barrel here, mate.

Chuck it on the pile. Every podcast I know, every Friday we play a game on the show called the One Second Song Challenge. Yeah, we do. And we use buzzers. Yeah, well, we haven't been using buzzers. No, we haven't. Because they've been broken. Yeah.

Well, officially today, they're going back to get fixed. Oh, you're returning the buzzers to the buzzer company. They've said finally today. Because they're not cheap. No, they're not the buzzers to the buzzer company. They've said finally today. Because they're not cheap. No, they're not. They're about $200 plus. Yeah. There's four of them though.

And this is a question you don't ask yourself in everyday life. Where do buzzers come from? And that's a job that Ben was tasked with finding out. And you found the buzzer company. Yeah. And you think if that's what you make, you would make sure they worked properly. Yeah. They were asking a lot of questions.

You know, what inputs were you using? How was Bree hitting the buzzer? So I had to send footage and audio. How else would you hit a buzzer? But vigorously. Yeah. You know, so they'll send them back. Well, it sounds like they've got good customer service.

They have been good, yeah. You know, that they're... Are you getting a refund? No, they're going to look at fixing it first. Yeah, right. Do we want the buzzers, eh? We to look at fixing it first. Yeah, right. We want the buzzers, eh? We want them to work. Yeah, if they work.

We definitely want buzzers, yeah. Not many shows have got buzzers, mate. I know. Makes us stand out. And we may have discovered the reason why. Yeah. You know? You know, if it's that hard.

So true. But then you look at shows. Look at shows like Family Feud. Yeah. You know, where are they getting their buzzers from? Yeah. They kind of look similar to our buzzers, to be honest. They do look similar.

And I've never seen Di Henwood have to go, oh, actually, no, sorry, your buzzer. I forgot to reactivate your buzzer. Sorry, there's a sitting second delay. Also, Family Feud's cancelled We should look and see what they've done with their buzzers Can we get the Family Feud buzzers? Because then we could get the podiums as well How long has it been cancelled here for?

It hasn't been on for at least a year I just don't think they brought it back Not cancelled They ran out of families in New Zealand That's the other issue With a place like this It's like married two. Yeah, they ran out of families in New Zealand. That's the other issue with a place like this. Yeah. It's like married at first sight.

They've run out of couples. It's like The Bachelor. They've run out of bachelors. There's no more single men in New Zealand. We went through three series of The Bachelor in New Zealand, and they're like, fuck, we're stuffed. So they stopped, and then they made The Bachelorette, and they had to find 24 of the buggers.

Yeah, so. Now they're really stuffed. of the buggers. Yeah, so... Now they're really stuffed. Now they're really stuffed. Yeah, they are. We're literally... 20 years. Yeah, we're taking a 20-year gap and at the moment,

women are out there producing more bachelors. There's talent scouts out there going, that baby has art green material about it. Groom it. Get that baby... Get it 20-plus years. Yeah, yeah. And we're ready.

Get that baby intelligent, emotionally sound and hot as real hot. Speaking of, MKR comes back tonight. Yeah, I think it was back last night. Last night, yeah. I told you guys that my mum and I auditioned for the Aussie MKR. No, you didn't, but I picked that up on conversation. Yeah, yeah. So my mum and I auditioned, this is years ago,

before I ever had a full-time job in radio, and we got to the last round of casting. Did you? Yeah. God, your life could have been so different. It could have been. Question, in the casting, do they try your food? Yeah, so if you get through the first round where you have to send in a video,

which I still have the video of my mum and I. It's so weird. I want to see it. It's very strange. And it was before mum and I. It's so weird. I want to see it. It's very strange. And it was before mum and I ever did any social media stuff, so it's quite weird to watch. Anyway, a producer then comes to your house and you have to cook for them. Really?

It's real awkward. And then they eat your food in front of you. But do you have to have banter for them as well? Yes. So they film it. There's a camera guy. He films it. I'd love that job. Yeah. Where you just go around

and eat people's food. You're not a professional judge, but you're happy to go and try everyone's food. I don't have to offer any conversation. I'm just judging. You could be silent the whole time. Yeah, you want to be Pete or Manu. We've only got 30 seconds. Oh yeah, sorry. What did you cook? We cooked a Sicilian spaghetti.

And you didn't get on the show No we got to the last round But then I got offered my full time job in radio So I said no Just in the nick of time Okay here's the podcast Enjoy see you soon Bye the time. It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM

on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Afternoon everybody. Bree and Clint. G'day guys. Congratulations everybody, another zero day. How good. How good.

How proud do you feel when you hear that it's a zero day? You're like, yeah, bloody did it. We bloody did it again. Well done guys, good work. Pretty awesome. I proud do you feel when you hear that this is Zero Day? Like, yeah, bloody did it. We bloody did it again. Well done, guys. Good work. Pretty awesome. I mean, you and I have been going to a few cafes to get coffees and stuff like that.

And the processes that are in place are pretty amazing. They're all doing the QR code thing. Yeah, you've got to sign in so they can track people. You laughed at me yesterday. But I guarantee I'm going to say this thing and people are going to be like, oh, I didn't realise that's how it happened. But you thought I was a boomer for not knowing this. You don't have to have a QR code reader.

You just point your camera at the QR code, you open the camera app, and then it comes up with a link for you. No, that's not what I called you a boomer for. It was something else. I said to you I was the exact same and I learnt it last week. Oh, right. Okay, you're one of them. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Good, well, we're in the same to you, I was the exact same, and I learnt it last week. Oh, right, okay, you're one of them.

Yeah. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Good, well, we're in the same boat. Because I was like, oh, do I have to download an app? Yeah, I don't want to open it. I didn't get another app. Also, every QR code app I've ever got seems like the dodgiest app that looks like it's just in there to steal all of your data anyway.

They probably didn't spend much money on it. So, no, you just open your camera. It's so good. Takes you straight to the website. And you point at the thing, and it takes you straight to it. And then your phone knows all your data anyway. They probably didn't spend much money on it. So no, you just open your camera. It's so good. Takes you straight to the website. And it takes you straight to it. And then your phone knows all your information anyway and just bungs it in

and before you know it you're having a delicious turmeric flat white. Mmm. You know? Also that feeling of walking into a cafe at the moment

and feeling like you're there to resurrect the economy. Like walk in with your F plus card in the air and you're like, don't worry. Don't worry, we're here. Don't worry, don't worry guys.

Lockdown is over. We will revive you. This is what Clint said before the show goes, I'm just going to go across the road, get a coffee because I'm a hero. And I'm going to go do my part and resurrect that business. You do feel like that though. I know. Maybe if you, I said to you, maybe if you buy 7,000 coffees.

I bought a scone. Okay. And I bought you a tea. So. Yeah, thank you I said to you Maybe if you buy 7000 coffees I bought a scone Okay And I bought you a tea So Yeah thank you Bit by bit okay Chai tea I can't torch my own economy

To resurrect their economy Just little bit by little bit Shop local baby Um Okay on the show today Your chance to Oh no you don't play that game That's just us

What can you do? What game? Earns to fame game Oh They can win stuff with Dr. Daddy Bloomfield. What are we giving away today? What's today's thing?

I'm pretty sure, hold on, let me see if I can remember. Okay. I'm pretty sure it's a $300 mecca voucher. You think it's a $300 mecca voucher?

That's what I think it is. You're absolutely right. Well done. If you want a $300 mecca voucher. You think it's a $300 Mecca voucher? That's what I think it is. You're absolutely right. Well done. If you want a $300 Mecca voucher you need to text Daddy to 9696. Now we'll be drawing a winner at 4 o'clock on the show and calling them and giving them that voucher. That's right.

Please Daddy. I want some more. Next on the show though I've got some dolphin news. Straight out of the ocean baby. I've got hot, fresh, local dolphin news to share with you. Oh, hot tilapia. Oh, that's a fish. Dolphin's a fish.

Dolphin's a fish. It's dolphin and fish. We'll find out. It's a mammal. We'll find out in dolphin news next. It's a marsupial. Who's ready for some dolphin news? God, that dolphin sounds a bit sick.

Who's replaced my dolphin sound effect? Whose idea was that? Whose idea was that? Because... I don't know what he's talking about When he goes on these things Producers I had a whole thing ready

I had a whole thing ready I don't know what he's Because I've been I had a splash ready And the dolphin was going to dive into I don't know Like I had to step over a button And then the dolphin

No and then I had dolphin news And then the dolphin No I'm not Noised that you prepared Because Because this dolphin news, and you know what, you've spoiled it for yourselves.

Produce a bit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you've spoiled it for yourself because this dolphin, dolphin just then. This dolphin news is going to end with everybody having

the opportunity to do their best dolphin. And now, and now you're not going to get the chance. Well, let's, let's produce a bit and can you play

the real dolphin noise? It's always been there. Yeah. No, I'm not clicking it. Because there's two there now, and I don't know which one is me. That wasn't even my best dolphin. That was just a warm-up dolphin. And the worst bit of this is there's real dolphin news.

I wish I cared more. But this is way more fun. If I push that one, is it going to be... Red is real dolphin. Yeah, real dolphin. Promise? Yeah.

Promise? If I push this, it's the real... This is the first edition of Dolphin News 2. Like, this isn't even an established joke where people have got

to know the sound effect. Oh, no, I think it's pretty established. No, it's not. You've got one chance because it's quite good dolphin news. It's quite good dolphin news. So you've got one chance. Go stuff yourselves.

Go stuff yourselves. It sounded like Flipper. It's the start of the show, honestly. Flipper. This story is making news around the world, and there's one main reason. So there was two shoplifters who were caught in Virginia, over in the States,

and this is a news report talking about it. Well new at 11, an odd story from west of Richmond. Police in the town of Louisa say they made an arrest in the case of the melon heads, literally. And investigators write, these two people stole from the sheets in town back on May the 6th. As you can see, they were wearing hollowed out watermelons on their heads. And investigators say the pair even cut out two eye holes for each of them. Genius. What a great idea. They're like, right, we don't have bella clavis.

No. What we do have is those watermelons. Yeah. Plus when you're carving it out, you're not going to let that watermelon go to waste. No, you eat it. So you eat it. You have a delicious feast. And then you've got all that natural fructose in your system.

You're energized for a big shoplift. Exactly right. And I mean, is it a coincidence that they shoplifted from a place called Sheets? Sheets. They had so much watermelon, it gave them the sheets. Oh, I see where you're going with that. Also, if you're doing that too, you can have a seed spitting contest to see who has to drive the getaway car. Oh yeah,

that's good fun. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's always a good idea. One of the guys has been arrested but apparently he might get off because his alibi is watertight at this stage which is good for him. Nah, I'm not paying that one.

Nah, sorry. Come on, that was my best one. Nah, nah. Yeah? Needs more melon content. More melon content. Okay, you give me one and I'll have to think about another one. No, this is your story. No, you were adding to it. No, I know, I know. It'll come to me.

I'm not going to pay you every pun you get. Nah, you don't get a free pass. I want you to work for it a little bit. Watermelon. What else can you say about watermelon? It's red. Just carry on with the story. It's green.

That's okay. They'll come. They'll come. Anyway, apparently the Louisiana Police Department have said that it is the most unusual thing that they've ever seen someone use to cover their face. Yeah, right. It's face. Yeah, right. It's sustainable. Yeah, but does it go off? Yeah, but how long are you going to wear it for?

Like imagine if you say you were on a crime spree. A single use. I understand. I'm not saying it's single use, but it's compostable, so that's fine. And what if you've got a big head and the melon doesn't fit? Have you ever tried to do that? Have you ever tried to hollow a watermelon out? No.

Why would I? Why wouldn't you? Why would you? I don't know. Why would the watermelon go about your business? You know when people punch a hole in the watermelon and then they tip a bottle of vodka into the watermelon so you have alcoholic watermelon and then if you go to the cricket or something you can take it in and they don't know

that you're getting pissed off watermelon. That's a life hack for any young listeners that we've got and they don't know that you're getting pissed off watermelon. Yeah. That's a life hack for any young listeners that we've got. We don't condone it here on the show though. Do you have to remove any watermelon to get the vodka in there or does the vodka just mix in? No, you don't have to remove any. Genius. You literally just whack it in and the watermelon like soaks it up

because it is mostly made of water. And then the watermelon becomes a mixer with the vodka. Yeah. Oh, right. How did we get on this topic? See me in da club when da clubs open up again with a watermelon under my arm. Or actually small Ziploc bags of slices of pre-vodka-ed watermelon. You can do it with oranges too.

Yeah, right. It's like a healthy cruiser. It really is. It is, isn't it? You got orange. You got pink. You got watermelon. You got watermelon flavour. Yeah really is. It is, isn't it? You got orange, you got pink. You got watermelon. You got watermelon flavour.

Yeah, good to go. Yeah, why not? God, imagine tipping a whole bottle of vodka into an orange. Anyway, is there anything else you want to say about this story or are we good? Nah. We're good. Okay, cool. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Justin Bieber is spilling secrets all over the place on his new show with his wife, Hayley. What's the latest one? Here's the most interesting.

I didn't see this coming. He has come out and said that he regrets not waiting until marriage to do that. He has confessed that he didn't wait to marriage. He's confessed he didn't wait to marriage. He wishes that he had. He said that it's very, very important and special, physical. Look at me.

I don't even know how to explain it. Basically, it's a special thing that you should wait and do it with someone that you really care about. On the flip side, his wife, Hayley Beaver, came out and was like, no, I don't think I would have waited, which I think is the funniest part of the entire story. I love Hayley Beaver so much. She's being honest. That's the difference.

She's being honest. He's saying what he thinks he should say because, let's not forget, Justin Bieber was a global pop star who travelled the world swinging his thing around. There's pictures. Remember the pictures of him standing on that boat and it's all hanging out there? Oh, that's right.

You know the thing and he's taking those nude pictures and then going back into the boat room and being celibate? Yeah. You know what's going on. I also know someone in New Zealand who he chose to have a perfectly acceptable premarital business with. This is personal. Yeah, well, I'm not going to name them, but yeah, when he was here on tour.

How did they get picked? How'd it go? At the after party, at the official after party. So. Did you ask them, did they have to sign heaps of things? Yeah they did. So they had to sign a full NDA and this is interesting Dean, they had to sign a full non-disclosure, which happened

in a different room. Security had her in a different room and then once she had signed it and agreed that she wouldn't sell her story, she was allowed to access the room that Justin was in. And then, because they had all of her

information on the NDA, when Justin came back for another tour here in New Zealand, the second time he came here, actually not the second time, he came when he was a really young kid,

the second time he came of age when he was here, they just looked at the NDA forms, got her number and said Justin would love to see you again. So she saw Justin again.

God, can you imagine how hard it would be and you had to get people to sign stuff beforehand? She then told you and you told the story on international radio. So that didn't really hold up the NDA. Yeah, right. He's married now, it's fine.

Justin's fine, we're fine. Except for that person, I don. It's fine. Yeah, Justin's fine. We're fine. Except for that person. I don't know about them. Anyway, that's the latest with Dean McCarthy. Thanks for the update, Dean. Good to talk. Thanks, Dean. Bye, guys.

Bree and Clint. Are you ready for the most New Zealand story you've ever heard? Oh, yeah. I love these stories. Lay it on me. I think this one... Lay it on me, fuck. ...takes the long white cloud cake.

Okay. So it's pretty full on, so just brace yourself. Police were forced to intervene after a woman held an associate's sheep against the sheep's will. So technically she was holding her associate's sheep, Ramson. Say it again. Try it again. You almost got it.

I got it. Ramson. Ransom. Ramsom. Ramsom. Senior Sergeant Craig Dennison said police received a report on Sunday of a woman withholding an associate's male sheep until she received a payment she believed she was owed.

Right. Was it a sheep-based payment? Did she shear that sheep? Apparently it doesn't say. Okay. But the woman has told the court that the other person's property, she didn't have it. She said she didn't have the sheep. Yeah. Yeah, that the other person's property, she didn't have it. She said she didn't have the sheep.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what she's saying. She's trying to pull the wool over their eyes. You're such a dag. Yeah, thank you. I'm glad that was what I received. I was a bit sheepish about it. But right, right, right.

What part of the country are we talking? Where are we in the... Because I don't imagine this is an inner city Auckland story No, I don't think it is I think it's somewhere in the South Island But it doesn't say on the story Because I think they're trying to keep the sheep's identity unknown Yeah, fair enough To avoid embarrassment

Do we know if the sheep has been returned yet? Well, there's no word in this story, but I imagine there'd be ramifications. Yeah. Yeah, that's good too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we doing a pun-based show today? Is that what we're doing?

Because if we are, it's fine. It's good. Just keen to know. Yeah. Yeah, right. I got nothing else, by the way. You and me both. But I think the best New Zealand-based story I've heard in a while.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Okay. Bree and Clint. Look, I mentioned this guy that is in the press at the moment because they're talking about him because he's had 64 kids. Far out. Is he, it's a delicate way to say this, Catholic?

You know? It's not to the same woman. No. It's actually to, I'm not going to say. Thank God. First of all, thank God it's not to the same woman. I don't know this for sure, but it could potentially be with 64 different women. Right.

Okay. And that is because he has donated his swimmers. Oh. Oh, okay. And has fathered, I should say, 64 children. Well, good for yeah. And has fathered, I should say, 64 children. Well, good for him. Yeah, his name's Ari Nagel and he found fame after the New York Post shared his story about four years ago.

Yeah, found fame. Pretty much, he's become famous. He's a celebrity donor. He really is. He gets to fly around all different parts of the United States. Yeah. And he said recently this has been the longest period that he hasn't donated. Without siring any more children.

Because of obviously lockdown and that kind of thing. He said it's been, and his words, not mine, his quietest period in a long time. So business obviously a bit slow. He's like, I could do it myself, you know, just for fun. But, you know, I don't enjoy it as much when I'm not. Hang on, does he get paid for it? Well, it doesn't really say in the story.

Is it a job for him? Yeah. He actually is a professor to do with maths and stuff. So he does work a normal job. So I'm not sure if he just does it out of the kindness of his heart or if females pay him. I'm not too sure. And do people

request him? Like do they go look him up and go I want some of him? No, so this is what he does. He doesn't even donate it to sperm banks. He flies to meet the women. Oh, so it's a face-to-face thing. Yeah, so people... Well, hopefully the process itself isn't face-to-face.

Yeah, well, let's hope not. No, because he's become famous, so people actually contact him direct. Yeah. Why is he so in demand? Do we know? I think because he just wants to help people. Is there a picture of him? There is a picture of him.

I mean, it'll be very... I don't need to see it. I just need to know from you. He's not a bad looking dude. Yeah. He's all right. You can see your children in him. I mean, I think it comes down to the fact of if you're in that position where you really want a child.

Yeah. You know, his strike rate is good. As long as the person is healthy, you don't really care what they look like. No, of course you don't. I'm just talking about the phenomenon of a guy having done it 64 times. You've got to think about you personally. Obviously, you're bringing joy to these families. That means that your baby will have like 64 other half-brothers and sisters.

Yeah. You've got to think about your imprint on the next generation. They'll end up on a kontiki together at some stage. Obviously it's good because he's doing it face-to-face and they'll know. Yeah. And hopefully they have that conversation. It's an interesting kind of. My point is you wouldn't want your kids to hook up with each other by accident.

That's all I'm getting at. No, that's what none of us ever want. Yeah, correct. Okay. Yeah, yeah, right. And you're saying it's a lot more likely. Yeah, because there's 64 of them in different places. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, but I mean, you know, what are the odds? Higher. Every time he has a baby with another person, higher. The odds are higher or lower, whatever it is. 64 people in amongst 56 million in the States. There's more than 56 million people in the States. There's more than 56 million people in the States. Oh, there is 56 million.

It's like 250, 350 million. Oh yeah, that makes sense. I think it's 250 million. Yeah, I give it. Whatever. I'm just saying. Hopefully he's doing the leg work and spreading them out too. I think it's going coast to coast. If it was here in New Zealand. 64 people.

I'd be like, really tread lightly because, you know, everyone knows everyone here. Yeah, 64 people. That's three in every school in New Zealand. Literally. Can you imagine? That's my half brother. Anyway.

Good on him because the world needs people who are willing to do that and people who want to have children who can't. What an amazing gift to give someone. They need someone like this guy to be doing that. So good on him. Yeah. Pretty amazing kind of gift to give someone. And he's done it 64 times.

We were going to ask this afternoon. Are we still asking this? Yeah, let's ask it. Because I want to talk to someone. Yeah, I want to talk to someone who's actually been through this process. Of donating. Of donating. Have you done it?

How many times? Yeah. Do you done it? How many times? Yeah. Do you do it? Do you still do it? Do you do it right now? And what was the situation? What's the reasons? Yeah.

I'd love to talk to someone. I'm not sure that we'll get anyone because I know that this is quite a personal thing. They can remain anonymous. But we can keep you anonymous. Yeah, you can be anonymous, but we just want to ask you a few questions. Yeah. Very interesting. Are you a

prized stallion? Do you have the goods? So, if you will. Oh, $800 at M if you're keen to talk to us. Bree and Clint. We've asked you this afternoon, have you or have you had the experience of ever donating

your swimmers? Yeah. Because there's a guy over in the States who's quite famous. He's just had or fathered, should we say, his 64th child. That's a lot. That's a lot of Christmas presents. Yeah. And we're being silly.

Obviously, he doesn't have to buy them Christmas presents. But he actually interacts with quite a lot of them. But hopefully they're buying him Christmas presents. Imagine Christmas at his place. We knew that this is a very personal topic and we've asked if you're a donor, would you come on? And there's not any, so far, any men willing to talk to us, but there are some interesting messages.

Yeah, there's some really interesting text messages. Someone said, I've donated to 10 different people. It's an interesting experience, but they are all amazing parents and I'm so glad I did it. What an amazing gift you've given to so many people. That's incredible. Someone else said, I have donated. I was born from a donation, so I decided to give back. New Zealand laws are very different to the US and you can only have 10 kids across five families here. You have to meet with a psychologist, no payment, but you get a fuel voucher.

That's good. And a free STI and blood test. There you go. At least you get something out of it. You're only allowed, I say only allowed, you're only allowed 10 in New Zealand. Yeah, so they obviously put a limit on it. Yeah.

Okay, they don't want one person to father an entire Silver Ferns or All Blacks team. I get it. I get it. It's too much. Too proud. New Zealand is a lot smaller. Yeah.

So you just need to be more careful. Let's talk to Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hello. How are you? Good. How are you? Good.

Thank you. You're a donor. Yeah. You've donated. Obviously not sperm. Obviously not. Some of your eggs, though, you've donated. Yes.

Wow. That is... Can I say, Brittany, that's incredible that you have done that for someone else. How did it come about and who was it? So I initially saw an ad on Facebook from someone in my region asking for a donor. And I read it and I thought, I could totally do that. So I went through the whole medical process, got all the screening done,

and then got to the end of the counselling and they said, hey, look, the people who you were looking at donating to, they've already found a donor. But would you be willing to donate to someone else? And I thought, well, I'm already most of the way there. Why not? I didn't know these people anyway.

Yeah. And did it work? Were you able to help these people have a child? Yeah. So they've got one child at the moment and they've got another one in the freezer. And that's yours as well? Yeah. So out of the collection, they got X amount of eggs, and then X amount of those eggs got fertilised,

became viable fertilised ones, and then from there they went through blastocysts and then turned into embryos. Wow. And so they put the embryos in the freezer, and then they put them into the mother. We can hear another former egg in the background of the call. Is that one of yours too?

Yeah. So how many children exist that originated as your eggs? So I have one living child of my own. Yes. Which is the ones that you can hear. Yeah. Yep. And then there is one living child

through donation at the moment and then there's ones in the freezer. And then I'm just in the process of going through my second round now. You're going to do it again? Yeah. Oh, you're incredible. My flatmate, I was telling her about it, so she's actually done two rounds

as well now. Oh, amazing. To give that gift to someone else and put yourself through that, I mean, that's a big decision to make. Oh. Yeah, so she's got a six-month-old now. Yeah. And then one due any day. Fascinating.

Hey, Brittany, thank you so much for sharing that with us. We'll leave you to deal with the egg in the car. But we really appreciate the insight. Thank you so much. Thanks, Brittany. Sam's here as well. Sam, you've received a donation, yeah? Yes, I have, yeah.

And was it swimmers, Sam? It was, yeah. So it was artificial insemination, yeah. So what's your situation? Why did you, like, if we can ask? Yeah, yeah. So I am gay, so same-sex couple. Yeah.

Obviously, we don't have the equipment to make a baby on our own. Yeah, some assistance required. Yes. So we went on the hunt for a donor, and we found this amazing guy who had never had kids before. He was an only child, and his mother was very sick and on her deathbed, basically. And all she ever wanted was grandkids.

So he decided to donate once, just once. And her gift before she passed away was to find out it was a little girl. Oh, that's an amazing story. You could give him and his mother something and they gave you something amazing as well. Congratulations, guys. And what a beautiful story to be able to share. Yeah, and now my daughter is eight years old and she is the most beautiful thing.

What's her name? Her name's Nadia. Nadia, beautiful. Congrats, Sam. That's such a nice story. Fascinating. I've learned so much this afternoon out of that. Isn't it interesting?

Yeah. And it's amazing that there's people out there that are so selfless to do that for other people. Yeah. Amazing. Bree and Clint. I want to take a minute or a couple of minutes to talk about something a little different than our shows used to.

I'm dreading talking about this. I know what you're going to talk about and Brie's really nervous about this. Yeah. It's okay. You already talked about it yesterday on your Instagram. I did. And that's what kind of pushed me to want to talk about this on the show, was talking about it on my Instagram really briefly.

And I shared something super personal on there that was going on in my life. And it was very different to the stuff that I usually post. And I think it struck a chord. No one farted. No one farted. No one farted. No one made any jokes. No. No one shared a parmigiana recipe.

No. But I shared on Instagram that last week I actually broke out in hives all over my face, which if you don't know what hives is, it is a stress rash or it can be caused by a few things, but I have been known to get hives when I get to the point where I'm so stressed that my body is literally telling me physically. Stop. You're not okay.

Yeah. Stop. Slow down. And I've written something out because I get very flustered in moments like this. Okay. And I just wanted to read something out real quick if you'll give me a few minutes. Of course.

I was really scared and kind of worried to share this kind of side to me and I always have been because it's very personal. But I think I realised yesterday after doing it, it actually helped me in the process. But I need to say that I've been struggling through this time that we've been going through. I was scared about what people might think or say of me because in today's society, it's all, I guess,

about showing the positive parts of life and the highlight reel. And if you look at social media and I believe our radio show, that's what we do. We're here to entertain and we're here to be positive. And I love this job and I'm so glad we do that. But sometimes I think you also need to share the real moments and the moments that are happening to a lot of people, but sometimes not

everyone is talking about it. Anyway, so I'm just sorry, I've lost my place. I told you I get flustered. So if I can swallow my pride for a little minute and just be genuinely honest with all of you listening. I might be able to help someone else who could be struggling and feeling the same way that I am. And that's what I really want to do. This is not about wanting people to feel sorry for me because I love my life. And I guess I have my dream job.

I'm living my dream every day. But I guess what I want to say is that sometimes dreams have bumps and sometimes you need to recognise that and you need to let yourself feel those moments. For a good majority of my life, I've struggled with anxiety, sometimes crippling and at other times not present at all. Panic attacks, social anxiety, insomnia. I've had all these things and people might look at me and they hear me or they see things on my social media and they think oh she's always upbeat

she's always positive and happy and I just want to make it known and make it real that most of the time yes but I have my down days just like everyone else and I think I need to voice that and I need to be real because I want people to feel normal and like other people are going through things just like just like me um and I wanted to say in the midst of one of the craziest times our generation will probably ever go through I wanted to ask people listening out there are you okay and if your answer is, that's okay because I feel the same. Right now, I don't feel okay. And it doesn't mean we're weird. It doesn't mean we're different. It just means we're being honest.

And the one thing I've learned in my short 30 years in life is that there'll be ups and you need to relish the ups because they're the really good moments. But there's also going to be a lot of downs and you need to let yourself feel those moments as well because I think that's so important. So I just want people to ask your loved ones around you how they're doing. Check up on people because we need to be there for each other. You are not alone there is nothing wrong with you i hear you i feel you i am here with you and i just need to say that

because it's been something that i carry around with me and i'm like i just want to be real and i just want to be open with people because I hope that it'll help someone else who's feeling the same. Yeah, absolutely. And you need to know that people are feeling like that and I think it's really important that you are sharing that at the moment. So good on you. It's not an easy thing to do. It's hard. It's hard to say

that you, it's hard to put your hand up and say that you need help as well. Yeah. Which you have done with us and which we have all done in our team before as well yeah and we support you and we love you and we want you to help we want to help you get that help yeah um but you don't you're right you don't know that somebody needs it unless they're willing to speak up and say something so you've got to say something and you've said something so good on you i'm proud of you thank you mate and i love you and you're going to be okay i love you too i will be

okay i am okay i don't want people to worry about me. But obviously, you know, getting hives on your face is a good sign. It's a pretty clear sign that you need to. You probably should do something. Yeah, right. Because it's not worth it. It's not worth to be that stressed about whatever it is, you know. And if you're having those signs, go see someone. Go talk to someone.

It's so important. There you go. Good on you, mate. Well done. Thanks, mate. Bree and Clint sit here. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. We talked about this yesterday, Bree.

The cafe in Wellington that famously bounced Jacinda Ardern on the weekend. I know. You have to have some pretty big cojones to be bouncing the Prime Minister. Right. It is the rules. They didn't have a booking. DJ Clark Gayford failed to make a booking for the family. And Olive Cafe on Cuba Street had to say, sorry, Prime Minister, but you didn't have a booking. DJ Clark Gayford failed to make a booking for the family and Olive Cafe

on Cuba Street had to say, sorry, Prime Minister, but you can't dine here. I thought, they're back open today. They had yesterday off. Why don't we give them a call and see if they're willing to bounce anyone else famous? Oh, we're talking like big celebrities. Like big, big international celebrities.

Okay. So we'll put in a call now and just check. Right. Big, big international celebrities. So we'll put in a call now. And just check. Right. Afternoon, Olive Restaurant. Ivy speaking. Hi, is that the world famous Olive Cafe on Cuba Street that recently bounced the Prime Minister? Yeah, it is.

Hi, it's Bree and Clint calling from ZM radio station. How are you? Hello. Hi, I'm well. How are you? Oh, well, not as good as you. Very good. You know what, Clint?

Yeah. Do you remember when you came to Amsterdam and I messaged you and said, come to Baker's and Roasters, a really nice Kiwi cafe? Oh, my God. And I worked there. Wow, this is the most Kiwi story of all time. That was a great cafe, by the way. That was a wonderful cafe.

Thank you. And so was Oliver, as you can tell. Yeah. This is the most new zealand conversation ever hey what was your name again ivy ivy um yeah you're going to be act as a spokesperson for olive cafe today okay okay and we've got some important questions we know jacinda can't get a seat without a booking but we're wondering can any of these people? Okay. What if leader of the opposition and famously bad rating politician Simon Bridges showed up? Could Simon Bridges get a table without a booking?

Absolutely not. Even if there were plenty of tables in the restaurant. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It depends. Jesus. Simon Bridges is a no. Okay, that's good.

That's good to know. No, that's mean of me. No, let's start with someone that, you know, is a big deal, worldwide stars. There's five of them. What about if the Spice Girls came in and they were like, oh, we're just on tour and we just need to get a table real quick for 30 minutes? I mean, if we had the space, of course. If we could do it safely with social distancing.

No, you're full. No, you're full. Same situation as Jacinda. I'll take their number and I'll give them a ring when we have a table for them. Sorry, Spice Girls. No, Spice Girls. Okay, what about, okay, this guy's big deal and he's hungry too. What if Dwayne

the Rock Johnson came and he wanted a table at Olive Cafe but he didn't have a booking and you were full? Guys, this is really hard. You know what? I'm going to be honest. I did turn away Patrick Gower earlier today as well. Same thing.

Same thing. Yeah, same thing. Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Patrick Gower. Yeah. Same. They don't make the cut. Sorry. Thanks for that Patty Gower scoop.

That's really good too. Yeah, that is a big scoop. Okay. Okay. Straight from the mouth, yeah. What is going to sway you, Ivy, at the Olive Cafe? I'm thinking probably one of the greatest New Zealand heroes of all time. If Richie McCaw rolls in.

With Gemma and the baby. With Gemma and the baby. They're starving. They're thirsty. They said, we just need a table real quick. We'll be in and out. Is there any chance? No. They're still going to said, we just need a table real quick. We'll be in and out. Is there any chance? No. They're still going to wait outside for a table. Wow.

Yeah, sorry. A couple more. Ellen DeGeneres, but she said she'll film a TikTok video in the cafe, which is good promotion. Oh, that's good. That is good stuff. No, we still can't, guys. Wow. Wow, you guys. What about if Beyonce came in with all of the single ladies?

Still no. No? Okay. Still no. They've still got to wait. They've still got to sanitise everything. They're consistent. All right, and finally then, Ivy, representative of Olive Cafe,

the famous Cuba Street Cafe that bounced the Prime Minister on the weekend. They're getting a plaque made, I heard. Would this person be allowed in? Actually, I need to check first. Have you watched Celebrity Treasure Island? No, I haven't. Right, there's this chick who hosts it. Oh, Brie, you're definitely...

Sorry, babe, no. I thought I was in then. I actually thought I could have been in. No, Ivy, that's the correct answer. And we'll take great pleasure in reporting you to MPI with a big tick of approval. Congratulations. Cheers.

Thanks so much. Okay. Bye. That's Ivy Cafe everybody. If you're keen to go you need a goddamn booking.

Bree and Clint. Oh my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta-fame game.

This is a game where we voyeuristically peer into celebrities' Instagram accounts and try and predict how many social media followers they have. The person who's closest to wins. Yep, we play best to three and the game is run, no, first to three, and the person who runs it is award-winning producer Ellie. Oh, hello. Thank you for having me. You're welcome.

Ellie, tell us who the first celebrity is in the Insta fame game today. All right, your first celebrity. He's just had his first child with his long-time girlfriend. It's Usain Bolt. Is he had a kid? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome news for him. Don't know the name, but yeah, had a kid.

A lot of pressure on that kid to be fast. I know, right? Be like Michael Jordan's kids. Yeah, exactly. Oh, they had a kid. A lot of pressure on that kid to be fast. I know, right? Be like Michael Jordan's kids. Yeah, exactly. Oh, they had a baby girl. There you go. All right, for Usain Bolt, Clint, you put $21 million.

Bree, you put $27 million. Usain Bolt has $9.5 million. So a point to Clint. There you go. Nice. Doesn't seem like a lot, but then I don't know what his social media game's like. No, yeah, neither. He might just share other people's memes. We don't know What his social media game's like No yeah neither

But he might just share Other people's memes We don't know I've never visited No there you go Alright your next one His daughter Simone Has just secured

A WWE contract It's Dwayne The Rock Johnson No Is The Rock's daughter Going to be a wrestler Yeah Oh yeah didn't you know that No

Yeah Why doesn't she just go Straight to movies Like he did Wait is this for Simone Or for The Rock Sorry for The Rock That was very confusing Okay Oh, yeah, didn't you know that? No. Yeah. Why doesn't she just go straight to movies like he did? Wait, is this for Simone or for The Rock? It's all right for The Rock. That was very confusing. Okay.

For Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Clint, you put $66 million. Ooh, Brie put $68 million. Dwayne The Rock Johnson has $183 million. Holy hell! So that's a point for Brie. $180? $183 million. Wow.

Isn't that crazy? Are you sure? Have I got that right? Should I just double check that? I think you're right. I think he's like one of the most followed people on Instagram. That's crazy. Has anyone cracked 200 million yet?

I don't know. Yeah, right. Nah, there's not that many people in the world. He's literally got 183 million. That's crazy. Good for him. Okay, one all. All right, the next celebrity.

Actually, this is a sports team. They've been a big hit in The Last Dance, Netflix's new show. How many followers did the Chicago Bulls have? Oh, I hate these ones. I don't care. The Chicago Bulls, when they were good, there was no Instagram. Well, that's true. Yeah, exactly.

All right, for the Chicago Bulls NBA team. Oh, my God. You and I have synced up. We are looking at each other, I swear to you. Well, so Clint says $1.8 million. Bree says $1.6 million. The Chicago Bulls have $5.4 million. There you go.

So there you go. Clint. Point to Clint. So it's 2-1 to Clint. All right, your next celebrity. There was a song leaked yesterday allegedly about Nick Jonas. It's Demi Lovato. So we're asking about Demi?

Sorry, yeah. Am I really bad at clearing up who I'm asking here? No, you're good, babe. So I quite like the little tease a bit. Thank you. I'm trying to let you know, give them background, but I think it's just confusing. Demi Lovato.

For Demi Lovato, we've got $12 million for Clint. We've got $19 million for Brie. And Demi Lovato has $82.4 million. Holy moly. That's up. Does she really? Yeah. God.

Don't send her this audio. It's gone to tie break. Oh, good. All right. All right. This celebrity, she's opened up about pregnancy during isolation and said it's pretty rough and she just goes and cries by herself. Katy Perry?

That is the correct answer, yeah. I saw that story. Yeah. Is Katy Perry having a tough time? Yeah, just like pregnancy, lockdown, yeah, just crying, emotions, hormones. It would be so hard. Yeah, it would be, wouldn't it? All right.

For Katy Perry, Clint, you put $75 million. Brie, you put $89 million. Katy Perry has $96.5 million. Yes! It's a game to Brie. Nice. Congratulations, Brie. Thank you.

Poor Katy Perry. I know. She's been doing that song coming out with Taylor Swift. Dean McCarthy told us there's a song coming out this week. You know what Katy Perry's like. She's hot and then she's cold. Pretty good. Brie and Clint. and she's cold. Pretty good. This is crazy

and kind of something that's become more prominent since being in lockdown, but real estate is looking to be sent into the future. Send real estate into the future.

Houses on the moon. I mean, that would be. Houses underwater. I mean, that would be good too. Floating houses in the air so you don't have to pay land rates. Okay, it's nothing as cool as that. Right.

But they're talking about and they're calling it buyer teleportation. Okay, you've got me. It's not what you think. But it'll be the next thing into pretty much pushing real estate

into the future where you get to experience an open home through the amazing technology of virtual reality. Oh, my God. It's a 3D tour of a house, isn't it? You call it, buy it, this is your problem, real estate agents, and you always do this. You do this on the signs outside your house and you go, beautifully restored cottage,

ready for you to call your own. It's got no bedrooms. It's just a lounge with a bed in it and you call it a cottage. You always find ways to overhype it. This is not teleportation. This is just VR goggles and a 360 degree camera. But I kind of get it.

So it does have the 360 view. It's virtual reality. And let's just say you can't go to 1,000 open homes every weekend. You're over it. You just want to put your goggles on. And do some virtual tours. And you can do some virtual tours. I think it's a good idea.

Here's the problem, New Zealand. If you're considering buying a house off VR goggles, you can't smell a house from VR. That's true. And one of the key parts of buying a house is getting in there and giving it a good sniff. You need to sniff every room. Smell if it's damp.

Smell if it's damp. That's what I always look for. Smell if it's funky. Damp is the obvious one, of course, but there's other smells that you need to be aware of. It's got a very prominent smell. Yeah, absolutely. And VR goggles can't give you that,

unless they can, in which case I'll eat my words. I mean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, they had it on there. Yeah, right. Or was that Taster Vision? I think it was both. They also had teleportation on there. Oh, they did too. Yeah, so I mean we're way behind.

I wanted to ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM because technically if you looked at the house through virtual reality and you bought it, you would buy a house without even seeing it. Well, but you have seen it. You saw it on VR. Yeah, but you haven't seen it in real life. You haven't touched it.

You haven't touched it. Yeah, you haven't touched it. You haven't actually been there and experienced it, what it smells like, all that stuff. I couldn't do it. You think about how major a house purchase is. It's so major. You'll probably never buy anything as expensive as a house, most likely.

No, you wouldn't. And you're going to do that without visiting it. What if you want to buy a villa in Tuscany? Remember you and your wife were talking about buying that villa in Tuscany? We were not. Over in Italy. Excuse me. But you guys are going to fly over first class

when all this kind of blows over. Look, if I was to buy a villa in Tuscany, I'd go and visit it. Absolutely. You know? That's half the fun too, going and looking at it. It is. And you know what VR can't show you?

What? The neighbours. Oh, true. It can't tell you what the neighbours are like. Oh, but they might put that into the VR setup. Maybe, but who's going to put the bad stuff in the VR setup? That's the other bit you've got to ask yourself. They can control it.

They're not going to show you. They might patch over a hole in the VR or something. Yeah. They're not going to show you where the toilet seat wobbles. You know, I've kind of done this. In what way? I bought the Venute, which is a car, last year without ever seeing it. I mean, it's not a house, but still a pretty big purchase. And how did that

go for you? It went pretty bloody well, actually. Bought it off Facebook Marketplace and got it and she was bloody right as rain. It was pretty good. Had a few more issues then. There were a couple of things on it that you might have changed

your mind if you had touched it. Like smell. It definitely had its own smell. It didn't smell that bad. It smelled a bit damp actually. Okay, yeah, you've bought something without ever seeing it. I get it. I want to know from people. 0800 dial ZM.

What was your big or large purchase that you bought without even seeing it? And how did it go for you? How did it turn out? It might have been fantastic. You might have got a bargain because no one else was willing to do it. Imagine if we get a house one. A house by a house without seeing it. And how did it go for you? How did it turn out? It might have been fantastic. You might have got a bargain because no one else was willing to do it. Imagine if we get a house one. A house by a house without seeing it. Imagine if we get a horse. I don't know

why a horse, but imagine if we got a horse. Imagine. 0800 dials it in. Real estate agents are talking about using VR in the future so that people don't even have to rock up to their open home. They can just pop on the goggles

and have a look around the place. Don't have to take your shoes off. No, that's good. But someone's texted in and they're so right. You can't try the shower pressure out on VR. Yeah, that's hard. And so much of a house is contingent on the shower pressure. It could be your dream home, but if it's got a

weak pedal coming out of the shower head. Not the one. Sorry, you're not getting my three quarters of a million dollars. Also, who calls it a piddle? It's just a descriptive word that I'm choosing to employ. It's very descriptive. Do you also use the word diddle? In reference to piddle?

Absolutely. You piddle from it. Look, there's another point. We're talking about what you... Shut up. Is this a riddle? Let's talk to some people who might not buy a house without seeing it, but what have they bought?

What have they bought? What's the big purchase they've made without seeing it? Tracy, g'day. Hi, Trace. Hello. What was your major purchase? I bought a horse. Oh, good.

We've got a horse. Is that quite common, Tracy? Yeah, it's fairly common, yeah. My friend Matt, who's a horse guy, texted me and said, I bought a horse without seeing it. Don't you want to get in there and kick the tyres and stuff

and lift the tail up and check everything's sweet? Could be, but when they walk off that track, when that track ramp comes down, it's like opening a Christmas present, so it's all good. Yeah, that's pretty... What if it's a dud? What if it can't jump? Have it really quick so it's all good. Yeah, that's pretty... What if it's a dud? What if it can't jump?

What if it runs quick before the husband finds out? Yeah, right. Yeah, that happened to my dad. He bought a horse and then it ended up being a bit rogue. Yeah, right. Yeah, we've all done that. How much is a horse these days, Tracy? There is.

A good kid's pony will cost you anywhere between $5,000 and $10,000. Right. That's a lot of money, but not as much as I thought. Are you not shocked by that? I'm shocked. That's a lot of money. That's for a kid's one, though. Yeah, that's for a pony.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, true. Okay, yeah, I'll take it back. Um, Paul, g'day. Uh, sup. He said sup. Oh, right. Sorry, Paul.

I thought you said something else. My mistake. Oh, no. Paul, what was the massive purchase you made without even seeing it? Yeah, so it was a Lamborghini. What? No, it wasn't. No, I'm deadly serious, eh?

What type, Paul? Oh, so it was a limited edition one, and I'd been after one for a while, and that only made 250 of them. And my mate called me up, and he was like, I've got one on the market, but it might have already been sold. Do you want it or not? And so I had to decide then and there on the spot, and I was like, yep, sure, why not?

How much? He has rude to ask how much. It was about a quarter of a million dollars in cash. You're, Paul, are you taking the piss,

Paul, are you? Paul, I want to believe you because I want to talk to someone. Do you want to stalk my Instagram? Yes. You can stalk my Instagram

if you want. I would love to. Okay, what's your handle? So, at and then Paul and then underscore and then my last name which is H-O-E-P-E-R. H-O-E-P-E-R.

Okay, hold on. And it's a public Instagram, and there'll be a picture of your Lamborghini on there. Yeah, there'll be pictures of a few Lambos. I've got a couple. Oh, there's... You've got a couple? There's a Maserati. Oh, no.

Yeah, that's my Maserati. No, it's true. Paul, why are you so rich? Look, there it is. Oh, I don't know. I got kicked out of home at 17 and had to find my feet somewhere. Yeah, so what do you do to make your money? Yeah, what do you do?

I've got a couple of companies mostly to do with cars and property, but yeah. Oh, good for you, Paul. That's awesome. Wow. And you're willing to drop a quarter of a million dollars on a car that you've never seen before? Yeah, well, I was after it for a very long time. Yeah, me too.

After seeing the picture of the car, I think you made the right decision. It was a nice car. Was it the right decision? Was it money well spent? Yeah, in my mind, yes. Yeah, right. Yep.

Fascinating. Yeah. Okay, thanks for your call, Paul. Not, right. Yep. Fascinating. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for your call, Paul. Not a problem. Anytime. Fascinating guy. I love the idea of...

Are you jealous? You're jealous of Paul? I'm incredibly jealous. Yeah. But I don't want that to come across. I want Paul to feel like he's a valued member of our audience. I love the idea that we have people listening to this show who have that kind of money. Well, it doesn't make them any different to you and I.

A bloody well does. He's got millions of dollars. They still like to listen to the radio. He probably lives like Dan Bilzerian, you know? Not that that's what I want to do. You want to be rich so bad, eh? Yeah. You do, yeah. Yeah, I do.

That's why you buy lotto tickets every week. Yeah, exactly right. Brayden, hi. Good, I do. That's why you buy lotto tickets every week. Yeah, exactly right. Brayden, hi. Good evening. How are you going? Good, Brayden. What did you buy that was a big purchase without seeing it? So it wasn't actually me, but I'm a real estate agent.

And so for the last, probably in the last two years, I've sold four properties that have been bought sight unseen. Really? Yeah, so I thought you guys might want to know that. And we live in little old Hawke's Bay. In Hawke's Bay. Are you concerned that it's like people who are trying to hide money or something? They're like, I don't

care what the house is worth, just give it to me, I'll just transfer you the money. Is that an issue? No, because we've got the anti-money laundering laws so that can't happen. Yeah, right. Fair enough. One of them lived in Sydney and he had no conditions and it was like, yep, I'll buy it, you know, cash and conditional

and he actually moved over here. Oh, so he moved here to live in it? Yeah, and without seeing it. So I thought that was pretty impressive. Yeah, well, that is because if you're buying an investment property, I kind of understand that more, but if you're living in it. Brayden, what did you make of Paul, the guy who bought a quarter of a million dollar Lamborghini without seeing it?

Yeah, I thought, I'm not going to lie, I went on his Instagram when he said his name. Yeah, right? And Brisa there, she said it seems legit. Pretty nice Lambo. It did, yeah. I've seen if he wants an investment in Napier. Do you want us to put you in touch? Yeah. That'd be great. Okay, no worries.

I'm looking to add Paul to my bubble, actually. I'm keen to see if he wants to. I love how you're still on that. We're going to hear about this for the rest of the week. Fascinated. Wherever you are, thanks, Paul. Toot your Lambo for us. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th. Hello, Hayley. Hi, Hayley.

Hello, how are you? Good, how are you, mate? Yeah, good, thank you. That's good. Let's do your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? 3rd of August, 1993. All right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 3rd of August.

And, Hayley, this is your Birthday Banger. I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be of August. And Hayley, this is your birthday banger. Yeah, banger. Yeah, not bad at all. Not bad at all. Anything from the Black Eyed Peas around that time is bloody good. Yeah. Yeah, got to agree with you there.

Yeah, good. Okay, cool. Great birthday banger for you. Let's get one for Fiona. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fiona. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. I believe you're doing your husband Chris's birthday banger today. Yeah, he's driving. Okay, perfect.

Hang on, did he make you call? He was like, call and do mine. No, no, it was a, should we just call and see if we get lucky? Oh, good. Okay, well, here you are. You are lucky. Let's do it. Can I ask, Fee?

Have you done yours before? No. Okay, so. And you're giving him the opportunity. Yeah, you got here you are. You are lucky. Let's do it. Can I ask, Fee? Have you done yours before? No. Okay, so he gets... And you're giving him the opportunity. Yeah, you got through, Fiona. Very selfless. Yeah, it's okay. Very selfless.

It's his birthday. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. Okay, cool. I didn't think records went back that far. Of course they do. We don't know that yet, Chris.

We don't know the year. What year were you born? 1966. 1966. yet, Chris. We don't know the year. What year were you born? 1966, 19th of May. Okay, Chris, you were 16 in 1982 on the 19th of May. And, Chris, this is your birthday banger. Yeah. It's good, guys. You happy with that, Chris? It's good. It's good, guys.

You happy with that, Chris? It's awesome. Thanks, guys. No worries. I love that one. And finally, Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? 18th February, 79. All right. You were 16 in 1995 on the 18th of February.

And back in 95, this had a number one hit. Shoe. Real McCoy, Another Night. Did this bring back memories for you, Sarah? Yeah, a few nightclubbing memories. Nice. Okay, wait there. That's such a 90s dance track, you, Sarah? Yeah, a few nightclubbing memories, maybe. Nice. Okay, wait there. That's such a 90s dance track, isn't it?

Yeah. Happy. Go lucky. I love it. Okay, what are we going to play? We've got Joan Jett, the Black Eyed Peas, and Real McCoy. I mean, I love that Black Eyed Peas song, but it does still get played. So I feel like I'd probably knock that one out.

Yeah, I love rock and roll. Yeah, that's such a big song, isn't it? I think I'm going with you. Yep, I think I'm going with you. And it's Chris's birthday. Yeah, this will be your birthday, Chris. Awesome, guys. It's a good song.

Have a good birthday, mate. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Brian and Clay, birthday banger's a good song. Have a good birthday, mate. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Brian Clay, birthday banger on Zedim. I saw him dancing there by the record machine I knew he must have been about 17 Big and strong Playing my favourite song

And I could tell it wouldn't be long That he was with me I love rock and roll. Spoon up time in the jukebox, baby. I love rock and roll. So come take your time and dance with me. Ow! I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I'll take you home where we can be alone. The next we're moving on. It was with me. Yeah, me.

Next we're moving on. It was with me. Yeah, me. Singing. I love walking on the road. So put us down in the gym, my baby. I love walking on the road. So take your time and dance with me. Ow! I love. Take you home where we can be alone.

Next we're moving on. It was with me. Yeah, me. And we'll be moving on and singing that same old song. Yeah, with me. Singing. I love rock and roll. So put another dime in the jukebox, baby.

I love rock and roll. So come and take your time and dance with me. I love rock and roll. So come on, take your time and dance with me. I love rock and roll. So come on, take your time and dance with me. I love rock and roll. So come on, take your time and dance with me. I love rock and roll. So come on, take your time and dance with me. I love rock and roll. So come on, take your time and dance with me. ZM Bree and Clint that is a birthday banger for Chris no regrets from Joan Hart doing her best cover of the Britney Spears classic,

I Love Rock and Roll. And I think she did it justice. I think she really did. She gave it her best shot. Is it Joan Hart? What did I say? Is it Joan Jett? Joan Jett.

Yeah, you said Joan Hart. Did I? I think it's Joan of Arc. Oh, and then I launched straight into my great Britney Spears joke. Ah, well. Let me play some random stuff. This could very nearly have got played.

This was really good too. Right. So good. This would be a weird... Are there bars who just play this music? I'm pretty sure, yeah. 90s club music?

Because that'd go off. It is called Family Bar. Oh, right. And it is a damn good time. I'm keen. Taika Waititi continues to go from strength to strength. Everything that guy touches at the moment turns to gold. Literal gold.

He now has an incredible friends list to draw on. That's the other thing. He knows everybody in Hollywood. All the coolest people are friends with Taika Waititi all of a sudden. And he's using his phone book currently for charity. He's got people like Chris

Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Meryl Streep, Ryan Reynolds, Benedict Cumberbatch, Cara Delevingne, Mindy Kaling, Eddie Redmayne. They've all come together for a charity project where they're reading Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach.

Yeah, it's so cute. Yeah, they do it over Zoom and you can watch it and you donate to a charity that is raising money for medical centres in at-risk communities during COVID-19. And I thought, what a great idea. Such a good idea.

And it doesn't surprise me it's come from him. He's brilliant. Yeah, pulling your friends together and doing something as simple as reading a story. Yeah. I thought that's something we can do quite easily. So I've decided that us as a family, Brie, and also our producers, Ben and Ellie,

this evening we're going to give it a go, just like Taika did. And we're going to read a story. Okay. Have you got a story? I have got a story. Okay, cool. I've brought a story in from home.

It's one of Tui's books. Right. And today, everybody, we will be reading Go the F*** to Sleep. The book. Have you got the sensor ready? I have it ready. Just test it a few more times. The book. Have you got the sensor ready? I have it ready. Just test it a few more times.

F***. Oh, that's... It worked. It's fine. There's a sensor. We're good to go. You're the producer. Did it work?

It's fine. It's fine for him. He's on the sensor. We're not. So we've got to work as a team to read this book, okay? And the person I would like to begin the story... Oh, not me. No, you can...

No, that's fine. If you're not confident, I don't want you to go first. Not me. We'll start with Ellie. Ellie, if you could open the book and read the first passage for us. Okay, the first passage. I can't listen. I can't listen to this.

Oh, I'm scared. Okay. The cats nestle close to their kittens. The lambs have lain down with their sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the f*** to sleep. Good. Well done.

Nice work, Ali. That was scary. Pass the book along to producer Ben. Okay. And I'd like you to read the next passage. The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. Hang on, mate. Can you read it as if you're reading it to a child, please? Yeah, well, it's not... Okay, yeah, okay, mate. Can you read it as if you're reading it to a child, please?

Yeah, well, it's not... Okay, yeah, okay, cool. All right, put a bit of je ne sais quoi into it. A little bit of effort. All right. I've never read to a child, but I'll do it for you. Yeah, give him a break. I'll read you one very last book. If you swear, you'll go the... to sleep. Well done. Nice. Well done.

Nice. Well done. That's good. That's good. Flawless. Now, I'll go third. Why am I going last? Because you need time to practice in your head.

We know timing is not your thing. Fair enough. Leave the best to last. That's what they say. That's also true. The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest. And the creatures who crawl run and creep.

I know you're not thirsty. That's bulls**t. Stop lying. Lie the f**k down, my darling. And sleep. I'm swearing in this book. So aggressive. I know. And this is for babies. For babies. Okay, Brie, and then you can finish us off, okay?

I don't trust any of you. The wind whispers soft through the grass. What? The field mice, they may not peep. It's been 38 minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the? I knew! What the what? What's the next? What the hell?

Go to sleep. She pussied out. She's back at it, New Zealand. The world's most successful business woman of all time Entrepreneur, philanthropist, lawyer Kim Kardashian I can't tell if you're being sarcastic About what?

All of it I'm not She is all of those things She's an entrepreneur She's a philanthropist And she's on her way to being a lawyer. Do you think she's a good businesswoman? I think she has a knack for selling products like this one that I'm about to tell you about.

Okay. This is a new Kim Kardashian product, which, to her credit, sold out in an hour. That's what she does. She launches things. They sell out. I always wonder if she's getting her quantities right Because she keeps selling out of things I'm like well surely you should have learnt from last time Why didn't you make more

Why didn't you make more skims Why didn't you make more of that The perfume Because every time you make it It's selling out Do you want it to sell out Is that part of the business model Well maybe she's the business mind

She's very Lily from Big Save She's very like I've ordered too many beds Except she's the business mind she's very lily from big save she's very like i've ordered too many beds except she's already ordering not enough um this new product from kim kardashian entrepreneur philanthropist um uh tv host uh chef does she do cooking videos she probably does that too no okay not yet anyway um kim kardashian has launched Her first range of Face masks Told you it was timely She's gone, there's a pandemic

What can me, Kim Kardashian, offer the world In this time of crisis? Face masks Makes sense right? They're under the Skims brand Which is her undies that she makes Yeah it's like Spanx but the Kim Kardashian version for the ladies listening. Yeah, apparently they're very good.

They would be. I've got a friend who wears them and she said they're fantastic. Yeah, I really want some. They look awesome. Arguably all of her products are very good. I think they... I think she makes good stuff. I think the Kardashians, that's one thing that they do.

I mean, they might be annoying, but they do make good products. I can't vouch for their handbags Remember they did handbags for a while With Westfield Malls Can't vouch for those either Anyway Back to the face masks They're undie coloured

So They're in the same palette As all of the Skims undies And by that I mean Nude They're skin colours Yeah nude Nude

That's the word I'm looking for Not undie colour Undie colour And they They sell for 8 US dollars Oh that's the word I'm looking for, not undie colour. Undie colour? And they sell for $8 US dollars. Oh, that's cheap. $13.50. Okay, it's not too bad.

New Zealand dollars. It's alright. Problem is they don't stop coronavirus. Oh. Yeah, but what's it do then? Nothing. It's just an undie coloured mask from Kim Kardashian that's sold out. Because for them to work, they have to have a filter inside them.

Like, for them to be surgical grade and for them to protect you from whatever they're supposed to protect you from, they have to have a lining inside them. And these ones, these ones are just undies wrapped around your face. I'm not going to lie. When you said face mask, I thought you meant like a black head's face mask. Oh, like a face treatment. No. So essentially it's like getting

your g-string and wrapping it around your mouth. That's exactly what it's like. And putting the bit that covers the front on your mouth. I'm going to pass. Don't put the string bit on your mouth. That will do even less. But anyway, they're now a fashion accessory and Kim Kardashian has launched her own range. You can't get one because they're sold out. even less but anyway they're now a fashion accessory and Kim Kardashian

has launched her own range you can't get one because they're sold out she's tweeted that they're making more but there that's the latest from I can't believe

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