ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 1st 2020

Episode Date: May 1, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ah! Okay, you ready? Hit the intro. Oh no, I say it first. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast intro for Friday. That means... It's time for... It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:00:17 That's right, international birthday banger. We take the podcast listeners from around the globe's birthdays and we figure out what was number one on their 16th birthday. Let's take an Instagram DM first from Ontario, Canada. Ontario, Canada. Chris Sabino. Chris Sabino. That's Italian, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Shout out to Chris from Ontario. He was born on the 3rd of March, 1989. And that means he was 16 in 2005 on the 3rd of March. And in 2005, this had a number one hit. What, Bad U2? This is that How to Dismantle An Atomic Bomb album. The album before the album that U2 forced onto your phone. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Yeah, I can't say I really even recognise this song that much. U2 were that band. Remember they've got two greatest hits? They've got 1980 to 1990. Then they've got 1990 to 2000. There's never been a U2 greatest hits come after the year 2000. Yeah. Poor Bono.
Starting point is 00:01:30 It's so easy for us to make jokes. Yeah, I know. Exactly. With no global number one hits. We don't have any talent at all, so we can shut up. Who's up next? Next is Cam Holmes. He's from Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Oh, how good's Christchurch? How good is Christchurch? Bloody Christchurch. Love it. He was born on the 4th of July, 2002. So he was 16 only a couple of years ago in 2018 on the 4th of July. And this is his birthday banger. That reminds me, we've still got a film out in My Feelings Dance.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Oh yeah, we better get onto that. When are we going to get onto that? We need to get around to that. Before it's too late. I like that song from Drake. I think it was a banger. Yeah, it's a good birthday banger. Okay, finally, Kelly Newton from Leicester. All right, Kelly Newton.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Wait, no, Ben's writing us a pronunciation guide on Leicester. No, write it. Yeah, write it. Like we don't know the word Leicester. Leicester. Okay, cool. Oh, you thought we were going to say Leicester. Give us a bit of credit, mate.
Starting point is 00:02:28 It's from Leicester in England. She was born on the 29th of October, 1979. So she was 16 in 1995. And in the mid-90s, this had a number one hit. It's a good birthday banger. It's an absolute classic. That would have gone off in Leicester in the UK. Yeah, I love Leicester. Leicester.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I've been there a few times. Is Leicester where Worcestershire sauce comes from? Yeah, Worcestershire. Yeah. I think it is, actually. Or is that from Worcestershire? No, that's L comes from? Yeah, Worcestershire. Yeah. I think it is, actually. Or is that from Worcestershire? No, that's Luscioushire. That's where Kelly's from.
Starting point is 00:03:09 And it also is the maker of Wuscioushire. I think Kelly wins birthday bagger, yeah? I think she does, yep. Yeah, bitch. Yonksa. Not you, Kelly. I'm just saying bitch for the rap effect. Nah, I was calling you a bitch, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:03:22 In a positive way. In a positive way. Like, yeah, bitch! As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise there's much left cause I've been laughing and laughing so long that even mama
Starting point is 00:03:36 thinks that my mind... Do you want me to rap over or is that what you want? I don't know. He'd be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of. You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking. Or you and your homies might be lying. What's Coolio doing these days?
Starting point is 00:03:51 Chilling. Chilling. Why is Coolio? Yeah, yeah. Okay, here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. On my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa,
Starting point is 00:04:10 play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi everybody, happy Friday. Brie and Clint, when do we get our bloody, when do we get our bloody, you know, when do we get our zero day? When is the news going to come on and I'm going to go, congratulations, New Zealand, you got zero coronaviruses. We always talk about that in here, don't we? We're just hanging out for that zero.
Starting point is 00:04:35 And we're so close. Three today, two yesterday. Come on, we need that big zero. We want a zero there. We want zero deaths. That's what we want. And we want it now. Right now. We want it zero there. We want zero deaths. That's what we want. And we want it now. Right now.
Starting point is 00:04:46 We want it now. Give it to us now. But good news that all the clusters have been shut down. I think a lot of them have been shut down. Yeah, they just said there. A lot of them are over, they reckon. Yeah. Or they think, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:04:57 There's that new one that's going to pop up, though, from the people outside Burgerfield and Glenfield. Oh, yeah. So... No, don't say that. We don't know that. Well, that's how it happens. That's how these things happen.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Large groups of people. One of the main clusters we've been dealing with was people at a wedding. Did you know, by the way, did you know that wedding, and this is no offence to anybody who has contracted COVID-19, because there is no stigma around it and nobody has asked to get it. That's not what I'm suggesting.
Starting point is 00:05:23 But just an interesting fact, the wedding, remember when you and I went to Bluff? Yeah. And we stood by the sign. Yes. And we're at the Bluff sign at the bottom and you turn around and there's that restaurant right behind the sign. Yeah, the real nice restaurant. That's where the wedding was. Was it? Yeah. Right. So that's, there you go, there's our little connection. Because they're the ones that went ahead with the wedding, even though people were saying that they probably shouldn't have? Oh I don't know I'm not 100% sure on that detail but it was it was yeah
Starting point is 00:05:48 basically it shows you how fast it can go because so many people from that wedding ended up contracting it I think it was like you let one person with it and then like 40 or 35 people ended up getting it. Weddings are weddings, any kind of occasion where people are together especially as a
Starting point is 00:06:06 sitter for it, but weddings especially, there's so much hugging and kissing that goes on at a wedding and you're all dancing with each other and then you all share a bus back to the accommodation with each other afterwards and then you all hop in the motel spa together afterwards. Oh God, what weddings are you going to? I wish I was
Starting point is 00:06:22 invited to those. Yeah, that's standard wedding behaviour. You've got your tie tied around your head and you're just in the spa pool with everyone going, bloody love you guys. Who's getting married next? Mine are just with my old relatives most of the time. Oh, you can have a spa with them. You know what I hate about weddings? I hate when you turn up to a wedding, say it's a cousin's wedding,
Starting point is 00:06:38 and then obviously their partners, family and friends are all there. Yeah. But you don't know any of them. You're third wheeling the wedding. Yeah, so then you're like, do I go up to these people and say hello? Do I have to kiss them? Do I have to hug them? No, it's not your wedding.
Starting point is 00:06:52 You don't have to welcome them if that's what you're asking. Oh, that's what happened to me at my cousin's wedding a few months ago. No. No, you're a guest. No. Well, I literally went up to these people because I thought I was meant to know them. Turns out I'd never met them. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I haven't been to a family wedding in ages, so I can't relate, to be honest. Or have I? That could have been offensive to a family member who I've forgotten. Let's just move on, shall we? We've got a fun show coming up. You've been to heaps of weddings. We've got Friday Okie happening at 4 o'clock. Today, Brie and I are taking on the Spice Girls.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Don't ask us why. It's an awful idea. But today, we'll be singing the Spice Girls' Stop I think this should be one of my favourite Friday Oaky songs Not saying because I was good, but just because I love the songs so much There are so many different parts involved in the song Actually there's five, because there's five girls Five girls, yeah
Starting point is 00:07:40 So who does a better Spice Girls? You can find that out just after four o'clock. Oh, that was wrong. Next, though, we're going to talk about bonds. Flat bonds. I'm going through the situation at the moment where I'm moving soon and I've realised that I am probably not going to get my bond back. Well, not all of it anyway.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Or the vaping inside. Why do you say that when it's not true? She's got into the curtains. I'm going through probably one of my most hated things ever. Oh, yeah? Moving house. Why are you moving house? I just thought I should move.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Really? Yeah. Where are you going? Good time to save some money. Save some money. Really? Yeah. Where are you going? Good time to save some money. Save some money. Oh, yeah. How are you going to save money? Just move into a place further out from the city.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Right. Who are you moving in with? Just some people I know. Right. Yeah. No one special? No one special? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:38 You know. All people are special to me. Yeah, right. Okay. All right. Fine. We're not there yet. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Yep. Anyway, I'm moving out and I haven't moved anywhere in a long time and I just hate it so much because there's just so much involved, especially when you've lived in a place for like a number of years. You've combined
Starting point is 00:08:57 all this stuff. You need to clean the place. You need to fix anything that you've broken in the place. Moving house sucks. It absolutely sucks. I've learnt my lesson. What's your opinion on this? I would much rather pay money to get movers to just move
Starting point is 00:09:13 it all than do it myself. Congratulations. You've officially turned 30. Because that's what happens. You move so many times in your twenties and every time you move in your twenties you're like, gotta make this as cheap as possible. Just get it done. I don't care if I break my spine doing this.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I'm not even going to fold the clothes. I'll take them in the hangers and chuck them in the back of my car. It'll be easy. Just get it there and I'll get it done. It'll be hard, but I'll get it done. As soon as you turn 30, you go, I don't have room in my life for this. Happy to pay that for someone to do it. Happy to. that for someone to do it. Happy to.
Starting point is 00:09:45 $200 and two big burly men will come and carry all my shit down the stairs for me? If it saves me the stress of doing it myself, happy to pay. You know who will pay if you won't? Your friends will pay on your behalf so they don't have to come around and help you move house. I would much rather put in. I don't care how good you are or a friend are. No one enjoys getting that message. And everybody who's got a ute or a van gets this message.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Yeah, those poor people. They're like, hey, I'll shout you a box of beers. No chance you can help me move flat this weekend, could you? No one wants to do that. If I'm helping you move flat, I want to show up at the last minute. You better have everything packed. Yes. And at the door.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Done. Like, I don't want to muck around with anything. I'm helping you get it into the car and then I'm helping you get it out of the car. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm not a, you know, a high moving person. One time I was living in this flat in Brisbane and I was living with my mate Daniel
Starting point is 00:10:37 and there's people next door who were moving in, which is still not a good time. Anyway, all of a sudden I was sitting in the lounge room. He's like ran through the door and he was like, shh, shh, shh. I was like, what? What's going on? And he goes, shh, get down, get down. And then he like made me get down on the floor and I was like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:10:58 And he goes, so next door I'm moving in. Oh, I know, yeah. And there's a guy with his wife who's pregnant, so she can't do anything. I'm not bloody helping him. I'm not doing it. I don't even know him. I was like, you're a piece of work.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah, there's a pregnant lady involved. There's a pregnant lady. I mean, I feel like a dick for what I said before, but Daniel was a real piece of work. Yeah, real piece of work, that guy was. But then I hid with him. Anyway. See the pregnant woman coming up the stairs with a chest of drawers on her back and he's
Starting point is 00:11:27 like, don't move. Don't move. Shh. I mean, I did hide with him for a couple of hours. But anyway, I'm having the stress at the moment of getting all the things fixed and because obviously you pay a bond and you kind of forget that you've paid it. And it's nice when you get some bond back. Normally every property I've been in, I get nearly all of it back.
Starting point is 00:11:51 People expect to get it all back when in actual fact you've soiled that house for however long you've lived in it. Yeah, wear and tear. And some of your bond probably rightfully should go as a desoiling fee. Yeah, and I think I've also learned this if people are listening, pay for a bond cleaner because then there's no arguments about whether the place was clean enough or not. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:12:14 That's a really good tip from me. I'm telling you now, just pay the money. Anyway, I want to ask people, I want to know. I love paying for my problems to go away. Seriously, it's the best. If you can, if you're in a position to do it It's a real life hack Pay for it
Starting point is 00:12:28 0800 dial ZM I want to know from people Did you not get your bond back Or part of your bond Like a big part Yep And why What did you do
Starting point is 00:12:39 Yeah or what did they call you up on Yeah That you didn't do Yeah Like maybe you had a real A hole of a landlord and they're like, no, actually, no, the carpet sun faded. And you're like, I'm not in charge of the sun.
Starting point is 00:12:52 It's not my fault. I didn't put a window there, you know? Exactly. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Did you not get your bond back? You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I'm moving out.
Starting point is 00:13:05 It's happening after three amazing years at my beautiful flat. I've loved it, but I need to move on, and I've thought about all the drama that comes with moving, like sorting out a bond clean, moving the furniture, and then I thought about I wonder how much of my bond I'm going to get back because I've made a few marks on the walls and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And I've asked you guys on 0800DIALZM,
Starting point is 00:13:32 did you not get your bond or part of it back because of something you did to the flat? Yeah, there'll be two types of people with this. People who are like, yeah, I did it. Yeah. I stuffed up. And then the people who are like, yeah, I did it. Yeah. And yeah, it's fair enough. I stuffed up. And then the people who are like, nah, build crap.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I deserve that money back. Yeah. I'm more keen to hear from the ones who are like, yeah, to be honest. Yeah, look, this is what I did. We created a micro brewery in one of the rooms and one of the kegs exploded. It was our fault. Let's see which side of the fence Maxine is on.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Hey, Maxine. Hi, Maxine. Hello. What which side of the fence Maxine is on. Hey, Maxine. Hi, Maxine. Hello. What happened at your flat, Maxine? Well, I was renting this really lovely house, and I was there for six years, and they were really nasty, though. They're horrible, the landlords.
Starting point is 00:14:16 And they took me to the tenancy tribunal for most of the stuff that was all wear and tear. It was pretty much wear and tear. And she must have got down on her hands and knees and looked in every corner and orifice and picked on everything. Every orifice? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:29 She looked in your orifices. In your orifices. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah. She was so bad. Even the toilet. You know how you get the calcium in the toilet? She was moaning about that to the judge.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah, right. Were you cleaning the toilet in the six years? Did you clean the toilet any time during that six years? Oh, no, judge. Yeah, right. Were you cleaning the toilet in the six years? Did you clean the toilet any time during that six years? Oh, no, never. No, no. Maxine, you've just outed yourself on air. Thank you, Maxine. Let's talk to Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hi, Jordan.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Hi, how are you going? Oh, you sound guilty, Jordan. What did you do? No, I'm not guilty. What happened? I was living on the Gold Coast, actually, and living with my partner at the time, and we split up, and I moved back to New Zealand. And he was there for about a week later, longer than me,
Starting point is 00:15:16 and it all went bad, and he left the place in a mess, like rubbish everywhere, furniture still there. Oh, no, he trashed the place. a mess, like rubbish everywhere, furniture still there. Oh, no, he trashed the place. Oh, no, Jordan. One of the doors wasn't on the up anymore. Yeah, right. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:15:33 What was he doing in there, having some sort of party? No, he was trying to get over you, I reckon. He was having more than a party. No, that's what I was alluding to. So no bond back, but did he pay you out at all? Did he go, oh, hey, sorry, this is my fault. I'll give you some money. No.
Starting point is 00:15:49 So no bond back, and I got blacklisted. Oh. From the Gold Coast? Yep. God, no one gets blacklisted from the Gold Coast. And Hamish. Hey, Hamish. Hi, Hamish.
Starting point is 00:16:03 How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Yeah, not too bad. I just thought I had to call up because the situation that I got put in was pretty up the gate. Yeah. Well, you know, when you sign your bond leasing form when you move in, like the tenant, the
Starting point is 00:16:20 landlord sort of goes around and says, yeah, there's a couple of holes in the wall there and there's this that's like doing this and then there's a bit of, I had my landlord said, yeah, there's a couple of holes here, there's some water damage just in front of the shower door, but that shouldn't be an issue and then he goes and points to the thing
Starting point is 00:16:38 I saw in the dotted line. Sounds like a nice place, by the way. There's mould on the roof here. It has no, on the downside, There's mould on the roof here. It has no... Downside, no doors. Upside, indoor, outdoor flow. It was pretty rough, but it was the darker regions of Hamilton, so... Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:56 I see what you're saying. So anyway, he's told you where all the pre-existing things are. You've signed the contract. Then what happened? About a year down the track, I go to hop out of the shower and I fall through the floor. Shut up. And –
Starting point is 00:17:14 Let me guess. What? Let me guess. You falling through the floor is your fault? Oh, yeah. He tried to charge me $800 for the repairs for me falling through the floor. What is he talking about? Because you fell through the floor on purpose,
Starting point is 00:17:28 because you wanted to fall through the floor because you're a bad tenor. What I really want when I'm dripping wet and naked is to be waist, like my feet. Oh, my God. Under the house. There's no insulation near anything, so my feet would literally be under the house. There was no insulation or anything, so my feet were literally under the house.
Starting point is 00:17:46 All I'm picturing is your legs and your bare willy outside of the house and you just screaming, help! You're literally wearing the house as a tutu. And then after six months of fighting it at the tenancy tribunal, I eventually got my money back. Yeah, right. Yeah, but did you get your dignity back? No, that's still under the house.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Hamish, that's fantastic. You've made our day. Thank you for your call. Hamish, you poor bastard. That's terrible. Watch out, everybody. Be careful with your bonds. You shouldn't have to say watch out.
Starting point is 00:18:24 You don't fall through the floor. It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. It's the most furious battle we have on this show, where Brie and I go head-to-head trying to guess the names of songs off the tiniest part of that song. Yeah, that's right. First person of three will win the fuel for their listener. Let's find out who Mark wants to play on his behalf.
Starting point is 00:18:58 First of all, g'day, Mark. Hi, Mark. G'day, how's it going? Hey, Mark, I've always wanted to say this. How have you been enjoying your threedom? See what I did there? Threedom. It's level three, and you always wanted to say this. How have you been enjoying your threedom? See what I did there? Threedom. It's level three and you can go and get takeaways.
Starting point is 00:19:10 No, it's good, eh? It's good, yeah, it's good. All right, Mark, who are you backing today in One Second Song Challenge? It's going to be Clint. Is it because of the threedom joke? Thank you, I appreciate that. Thank you, Mark. That was an awesome joke.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Good, thank you, man. Sorry, Chloe, that means you have me. That's okay. Thanks, Chloe. I means you have me. That's okay. Thanks, Chloe. I'll do my best. Sometimes I win. You never know. You never know.
Starting point is 00:19:31 She's laughing at me. Okay, let's hand the competition over to producer Ellie, who will tell us everything we need to know. So funny you should mention Threedom, because this week the theme is trios to celebrate Alert Level 3. There you go. All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:46 All right. When you're ready, Ben, you hit... I can think of one trio. Okay, well, good start. All I thought was barbershop quartets. That's all I could think of. That's four. Is it?
Starting point is 00:19:56 Yeah. Quartet. Quartet. Barbershop triot. Trio. No, trio. Trio. I'm going to go very well at this. This is going to be a good game. Let Trio. I'm going to go very well.
Starting point is 00:20:05 This is going to be a good game. Let's play. You go very well. All right, Ben, when you're ready, hit the first one off. Clint. Yes. That is the Jonas Brothers. Damn it, I have to say the song as well?
Starting point is 00:20:17 Yeah, you do. Oh, no. That is the Jonas Brothers, and it's one of their earlier songs. I'm going to say it's called Cool. No, that's incorrect. Brie, do you know what that one is? Yeah, I love the Jonas Brothers early stuff. Jonas Brothers.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I can't even remember any of their early ones. Do you want to keep playing it, Ben, and we'll see if we can get to a chorus? Brie! Yes! Yeah, I know it's there eh Oh something lover Are they on a jet ski? I feel like they're on a jet ski in the music video Is it Jonas Brothers?
Starting point is 00:20:59 Something beautiful lover Yeah we're going to have to move on I'm just going to say lover? Lover. No, that's incorrect. You don't have anything to say? Jones Brothers Jet Ski. No, that's also incorrect.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Lava. Lava? Lava. It's called Burning Up. Oh, yeah. I know that song. All right, no points. No points there.
Starting point is 00:21:22 How did we miss that one? Burning up for you, baby. There you go. You know it, so you love it. Yeah, I do know it. No points there. How did we miss that one? Burning up for you, baby. There you go. You know it, so you love it. Yeah, I do know it. Yeah, nice. It's not a bad song. Yeah, it's all right.
Starting point is 00:21:31 All right, number two. Clint. Oh, that was tight. I actually can't call that bend. Can you call that? Oh, that was close. You're giving it to me? That's Green Day and American Idiots.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I would have got that too. All right. All across the alien world. Oh, these are good songs, aren't they? If you do say so, you say you're a victim. Can we have another one? All right, song number three. Break it.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Yes. You can do this. Can you handle this? It's Destiny's Child. Bootylicious. That's correct. When you said trios, that's the only one I could think of. Same here. The only band I thought of. They're the most iconic.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Alright, song number four. Break! Tansen. Clint. Bree. Tansen. That's correct. All right, Bree. The greatest boy band of all time. Oh, I could win here. You could win here, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Which I've been in this position all too many times and lost, so. All right, song number five. Clint. Yes. Okay, I know been lost, so. All right, song number five. Clint. Yes? Okay, I know the band, but I'm not going to say the name of the song. I'm not going to say the name of the band until I've got the song. Give me a singer. Because there's two that it could be.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Okay, I'm going to. Oh, no, I'm stuck. Oh, no, you have to give us. Okay, it's fun It's fun Yep And We are young
Starting point is 00:23:08 That is correct Yeah Oh 50-50 chance there I was so close to saying I did that one too So close to saying The other one
Starting point is 00:23:16 But no we're fine There you go Alright this is a tie break here team Alright Are we all ready Yeah Song number six Clint
Starting point is 00:23:24 Oh Clint Okay I need I've got the band again And I need the song title All right. Are we all ready? Yeah. Song number six. Clint. Oh, Clint. Okay. I've got the band again and I need the song title. There was literally nothing played in the song. I don't know how you're going to get this. If you get this. Unusual. I need.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. What is it? That's Heim and The Wire That is correct Wow
Starting point is 00:23:48 How did you get that? I had to do that thing that Bree was doing Where you've got to get your head through the chorus And hope that it comes to you Well, you did it, you did it Congratulations, Mark You've just won It's one of the tightest one second song challenges in ages
Starting point is 00:24:02 But you've won the mobile fuel Congratulations Oh, thank you very much the mobile fuel. Congratulations. Oh, thank you very much. Thanks, Clint. Oh, I feel good. I feel charged. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Something big went down on the show yesterday around this time. Do you remember what it was? Oh, is this the rock, paper, scissors bit? Yeah, let's give your memory a bit of a jog. Best for a best of three rock, paper, scissors. Yeah. What is an amount of money that will scare us? Best for a best of three rock, paper, scissors.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Yeah. What is an amount of money that will scare us, but not bankrupt us, to play for? $50. Oh, boring, $100. I don't have $100 to spend. Okay, I'm not going to force you to play. I'll go $50.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Okay, $50? $50. Okay, you ready? I'm happy. Okay, for $ play. I'll go $50. Okay, $50? $50. Okay, you ready? I'm happy. Okay, for $100. Here we go. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, show. Scissors, rock.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Damn it. Yes. Okay, one nil. Rock, paper, scissors, show. Damn it. No. No. So you might have heard that I just won $100 from you, Clint.
Starting point is 00:24:59 We agreed to $50. No, but there was audio just there where you- You didn't want $100. No, but there was audio just there. You didn't want 100. No, but you want to argue what you want to argue. And you did say at the end. Oh, no, I'll pay up. I'll pay up. I just don't want to give you too much money because it's not what you wanted.
Starting point is 00:25:15 No, well, I have enlisted producer Ben's help who has gotten in touch with a lawyer, the company lawyer, who's obviously very great at what she does. She's busy. She doesn't need to worry herself with this stuff. No, this is big stuff here. And we've decided to get her involved as to, you know, what exactly should happen now, right, Producer Ben? Yeah, it's just this is the law.
Starting point is 00:25:38 This is what could happen if Brie was to take you to court. If you didn't want to pay the $100. She's not going to take me to court over a $100 rock, paper, scissors game. Oh, so it is $100 now. $50. You've said it. $100. All right, Ben, what did she say in terms of, first of all, does he need to pay me?
Starting point is 00:25:55 Second of all, how much does he need to pay me? Okay, cool. Clint, you should pay Bree $100. Why? There was an offer an acceptance and consideration which are all basic tenants of a contract It doesn't need to be in writing anymore because the terms were recorded
Starting point is 00:26:12 No but she said to the 50 she said yes 50 You've doctored that audio anyway I don't even remember saying that You've just made it sound like I said $100 Just before we played you go right for $100 and Just before we played, you go, right, for $100. And then I go, okay, that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Really? Yeah, mate. It's on camera. On camera. We've got the audio. Producer Ellie thinks that's what happened. Fine. Fine, okay.
Starting point is 00:26:37 No, no, I've got your bank account number. I'm going to have to take it out of Tui's, out of her nappy fund. That's fine. I'll take whatever from whatever account. Oh, no, there's not enough money in the nappy account. I'm going to have to take it out of Tui's, out of her nappy fund. That's fine. I'll take whatever. It's a problem. Oh, no, there's not enough money in the nappy account. I'm going to have to take it out of her food account. Take it from your betting account or your stock market account
Starting point is 00:26:52 that you bet all your money on. I can't enjoy those funds. Take it from your lotto account where you buy a lotto ticket every week. No, that's a subscription. I've already paid for it. No, I'll just transfer it to you now. Oh, no, it's the money we I've already paid for it. No, I'll just transfer it to you now. Oh, no. It's the money we were saving up for her first birthday party.
Starting point is 00:27:09 I'm sure. Well, there's no birthday anymore because it's lockdown. She's got you there. She wants it. She wants it. You're a cold bitch. Every week our producers put together the best and worst bits of our show from the week. It's been a short week, so I imagine it's all highlights this week.
Starting point is 00:27:26 That's fine. Yeah, all just, you know, high points, that's for sure. Yeah, and also for the last week, month, sorry, producer Ben's been recording it from his wardrobe because he's been in isolation. Not anymore? He's back. He has all his tools at his disposal.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Oh, did you still? Did you record it from the wardrobe again? No, I did it here in the studio. Okay, just checking. So you got all the bits, so it should be phenomenal this week. This week is very good. One of my best weeks. We're expecting big things.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Okay, here's the high-low. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brain Cleanse Highs and Lows. All the hype. I'll just interrupt you there. I just want to announce that I am back for high-low now. After five weeks of being absent from this segment, I'm happy to be back. And we're back in the studio.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Woo! Ben, I'll take it from here. During the lockdown period, comedian, singer, don't know what he is, Tom Sainsbury has been providing intimate performances
Starting point is 00:28:14 live from his house. So we got him on the show for an exclusive performance. Here is Tom Sainsbury with a ZM exclusive solo concert. Let's get thised in here. Boom, boom, pow.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Boom, boom, pow. It's the remix. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:28:37 The love. Where is my home? My lovely lady love. Check it out. Hey, mama. There you go. There you go. Oh, my God. I'm out. Hey, Mama. There you go. There you go. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I'm crying. I'm so moved. I'm so emotional. I'm crying. Every Wednesday, we play a game called Nickname Origins. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickname Origins. It's basically a game where you call up and tell us your nickname and its origin.
Starting point is 00:29:03 This week, we had a ripper. What's your nickname, Louise? Bikini. Why do they call you bikini? I used to play rugby at university and everyone would have a naked shower afterwards, but I was like, no way, so I was bikini. I used to be the one wearing the bikini in the naked shower. Henry, what's your
Starting point is 00:29:19 nickname? Teacup. Teacup? Oh, no. Why do they call you teacup? Because I've vomited all over the teacup rides at Dreamworld and the Gold Coast. Victoria is here. Hey, Vic. What's your nickname? Poopsy. You pooped yourself on the pirate ship at Rainbow's End.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Do you reckon that's it? Kind of. I was utterly gazeboed one year. And I pooped myself, rolled around in it, in the middle of nowhere, so the fire brigade got called out to hose me off. Okay. Over the lockdown period, everyone's been obsessed with TikTok.
Starting point is 00:29:53 So Bree brought a new trend that's gone around, which involves singing and high notes, two things that Bree and Clint are not good at. But I've been spending a lot of time on the old TikTok. Come across a few fun things that I thought you and I could give a go. It's a singing challenge. It's actually based around this Leona Lewis track.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Anyway, so people on TikTok are focusing on this part, the bridge of the song. So you have to do the C. Is that what it is? That's it. Just the C at the end. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I'll be wearing these scars for everyone to see. I don't care what they say. Pretty good. Here we go, Clint. These scars for everyone to see. I don't care what they say. There's a ceiling. You know when your voice broke back when you were hitting puberty? I think it just happened again.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Not their best work, but I think Clint's does sound like something. Oh, that's right. A party whistle. And finally this week we brought back our game, That Don't Impressa Me Much. It's basically where we just tell you what doesn't impress us much
Starting point is 00:31:16 and yet again, Brie just can't seem to get the timing right. Okay, finally for That Don't Impressa Me Much, here comes Brie. So you've got... Oh, I always do that. Well done. You know the worst thing? Mine wasn't very good anyway, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:31:41 It was pretty average. And that's another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows. Actually, let's give Brie one more chance for that live on the radio right now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Stop judging me for drinking every day during lockdown. That don't impress me much. I mean, not technically within the format, but you got the timing right. That was on the spot. It was on the spot. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke!
Starting point is 00:32:30 You already know what it is. It's the greatest singing competition in the country. Where Bree and myself put our amazingly average singing voices to work every week with our professional audio engineer who currently is producer Ben, who's doing a fantastic job. He is doing a great job. We get 15 minutes each and then you guys get to listen to both
Starting point is 00:32:52 and then you get to vote. You also get to select the song that we sing and this week you guys selected Bree's choice, The Spice Girls. Probably one of my favourite songs ever. Yeah, a song that means a lot to a lot of girls. Means a lot. It's my whole childhood.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yeah, right? Great tune. So who's got the best Spice Girl in them? As per the rules, the person who chose the song goes first. So here you go. Strap in New Zealand. You're going to hear both and then you'll get a chance to vote. I know 800 dials at him. So here you go. Strapman, New Zealand. You're going to hear both and then you'll get a chance to vote.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I know 800 dials at him. But here comes Breeze. Spice Girls. You just walked in. I make you smile. It's cool but you don't even know me. You take an inch. I run a mile.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Can't win. You're always right behind me. And we know that you could go and find some other. Take your leave at all, just don't even bother. Caught in a craze, it's just a phase.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Or will this be around forever? Don't you know you're going too fast? You're fast. Racing so hard, you know it won't last. Don't you know you're going too fast? We're lost. Racing so hard you know it won't last. We're lost. Don't you know? Why can't you see? Slow it down.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Read the signs so you know just where you're going. Stop right now. Thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. Hey you, always on the run. Gotta slow it down, baby. Gotta have some fun. She's done very well.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Oh, there were some shaky parts. There's some hard bits, eh? There's five different voices to have to master. That's the thing. You're only one Spice Girl. They had five of them. Scary Spice. You know? Here comes Hair one Spice Girl They had five of them Scary Spice You know
Starting point is 00:34:45 Here comes Hairy Spice This is my attempt at Friday Oki me. You take an inch, I run a mile. Can't win, you're always right behind me. And we know that you could go and find some other. Take or leave it or just don't even bother. Caught in a craze,
Starting point is 00:35:17 it's just a phase. Or will this be around forever? Don't you know it's going too fast? Racing so hard you know it won't last Don't you know? Why can't you see? Slow it down, read the signs
Starting point is 00:35:35 So you know just where you're going Stop right now, thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch. Hey, you. Always on the run. Gotta slow it down, baby. Gotta have some fun. Damn, I feel like there was five different versions of me in there.
Starting point is 00:35:56 And they were all bad. I thought you did well. Ben, did you put the low note at the front? You were meant to put the high. Ah, look, who cares? Don't blame him. No, shouldn't blame the producer note at the front? You were meant to put the high. Ah, look, who cares? Don't blame him. No, shouldn't blame the producer. You're right.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Yeah. Ben did well with what he had. We need five votes, though. Five people willing to say, who did the best Friday Oki this week? And the phone lines are open right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Friday Oki. You've just heard them. Our best attempts at doing the Spice Girls for Friday Oki this week. Stop Right Now was the track. And also most of the text messages said that as well. What? Stop Right Now. This was Brie.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Stop Right Now. Thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. And this is my line. Knock right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. Horrific. But let's see what other people think.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Andy's here to vote first. Hi, Andy. G'day, Andy. Hey, how you going? Good, how are you, mate? Yeah, I'm good, thanks. That's good. Was that the best cover you've ever heard in your life or covers?
Starting point is 00:37:09 Oh, apart from my own karaoke version. I'd love to hear that, Andy. Who are you voting for this week in Friday Oaky? Oh, look, it's a hard one, but I reckon I'll have to vote for Climbs, eh? No worries, Andy. You nailed it apart from the chorus. The chorus was death. It was just horrific.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah, I feel like I definitely had you on the chorus. I think you did too because your chorus didn't hurt, whereas mine hurt to listen to. But that's okay. Thank you, Andy. One vote to me. Daniel's here. Hi, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Hi, Dan. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you? Yeah, good to be back at work. Yeah, man. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:37:44 Oh, that's good. My carpet and vinyl layer. Oh, nice. And you you? Yeah, good to be back at work. Yeah, man. What do you do? Oh, that's good. My carpet and vinyl layer. Oh, nice. And you're back in there having to get your clients to sign all these forms and sanitise everything. What a pain in the arse, but at least you're working. I've been doing empty houses, so it's a little good. You would literally be like, work those thighs, sanitise.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Work those thighs, sanitise. Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky this week? Three. Nice. Cheers, mate. I appreciate it. Thank you. All good. Thanks for on Friday Oaky this week? Three. Nice. Cheers, mate. I appreciate it. Thank you. All good.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Thanks, Dan. Good work. Thanks, Dan. Let's go to Rochelle. Hey, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. G'day. G'day.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Oh, you sound serious, Rochelle. I love that. Oh, I'm driving, that's all. Okay, fair enough. Any comments you need to make before you vote? No. I knew my winner straight away. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Clint, I thought you were very good. Yeah. Started out quite feminine and then you got a bit masculine in your chorus, but, you know, you did pretty blimmin' good. She's voting for you. Oh, you voted for me?
Starting point is 00:38:42 I was waiting for the but. No, no, no. I thought you were awesome, mate. Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you, Rochelle. Thanks, Rochelle. James for you. Oh, you voted for me? I was waiting for the bus. No, no, no. I thought you were awesome, mate. Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you, Rochelle. Thanks, Rochelle. James is here. Hi, James.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Hi, James. Hello, Glenn. Glenn, how are you? Good. How are you, James? Good. I'm heading to the Bottle-O after this. Oh, we're already having a few in here.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Is it open? No, we're not. I mean, no, we're not. No, we're not. Nah, not us. Far out. James, who's your vote for on Friday, we're not. Nah, not us. Far out. James, who's your vote for on Friday Okie?
Starting point is 00:39:09 I vote for Aussie Spice. Aussie Spice? That's such a compliment. Thank you, James. Kanga Spice. Kanga Spice. Okay, thank you. Really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Oh, we're at tie break. Oh, yeah, tie break. Paige, it's up to you. Yeah, have you ever felt this much pressure in your life? You're going to decide the winner of Friday Okie. Um, no. I mean, it's not that important. How old are you, Paige? I'm 11.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Oh, cute. How's lockdown been going, Paige? Um, it's pretty boring, but okay. Paige, I'm interested to know, an 11-year-old, have you ever heard the Spice Girls before? Yes. Of course she has. Oh, just chicken, just chicken, just chicken. You-old, have you ever heard the Spice Girls before? Yes. Of course she has. Oh, just chicken, just chicken, just chicken.
Starting point is 00:39:47 You love them. Who's your favourite Spice Girl, Paige? Probably Scary Spice. Nice. Scary is pretty cool. Okay, and who's your vote for on Friday Oaky? Who won this week? I'm sorry, Bree, but it's...
Starting point is 00:39:59 Sorry, Clint, but it's Bree. Paige, you've made my week. Paige, I don't think you understand how important this victory is to Brie. The Spice Girls, Paige, at your age, were like my ultimate favourite band, so thank you for making my week. I wouldn't have felt right winning this week. I just wouldn't have gone down well. I needed this one.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Paige, thank you for voting, okay, and have a really nice weekend. Bye, Paige. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Thank you. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network
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Starting point is 00:40:49 Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, Birthday Banger for a Friday. Come on, I want something good, like, you know, old school but nostalgic. Okay, let's see what we get. Let's start with Nicky then. Hi, Nicky. Hi, Nicky. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How, you know, old school but nostalgic. Okay, let's see what we get. Let's start with Nikki then.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you? We're good. That's good.
Starting point is 00:41:11 What's your birthday? It's 4th June, 1997. All right. You were 16 in 2013 on the 4th of June. And this is your birthday back. Can we go back? This is the moment. Tonight is the night. We'll fight till it's over. So we put our hands up like the sea. Birthday backup.
Starting point is 00:41:29 McEcklemore. Yeah. At the height of his powers too. That's a tune. That's a great song. It's got that cool gallop beat going on. Yeah, it's awesome. It's got that really fast rap in it too.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Okay, that's a good one. Let's get one from Nigel. G'day, Nig. Hello, Nig. Hey, girl. Good, really fast rap in it too. Okay, that's a good one. Let's get one from Nigel. G'day, Nig. Hello, Nig. Hey, girl. Good, thanks. What's your birthday? I'm so damn grateful. I'm going to die for the movie in the 1956. Alright, you were 16 in 1982 on the 29th of November. And this is your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Come on, darling. Oh, I swear I'll be waiting. I'm so damn grateful. Oh, something's come up again. Well, something's come. For Nige again. I think it's the same Nigel. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Nige, have you played before? Uh, well, yep. Nige, so you've called us and played. Your birthday banger when we did that is one of the most viral videos we've ever made. And you're a part of it because of that song. So, oh right, it's the
Starting point is 00:42:31 same Nigel. Same Nigel. Okay. I thought history was repeating itself. Good to have you back, Nigel. Welcome back. He's called up to hear his birthday banger again. Guess what, Nigel? It's the same. Your birthday hasn't changed, man. It's still the same.
Starting point is 00:42:47 The song won't change. Sharon. G'day, Shazza. Shazza. Hi. How are you, Shaz? Good, thanks. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:42:54 How's lockdown been? All right. I'm working from home. Just about to finish up. Good. Oh, nice. Before we do your birthday banger, have you played before? No, never.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Yeah, good. Because it doesn't work if you have. No, we like people to only play kind of once. Fair enough. Or else you'd already know what it was. You'd know what it was. There's no surprise. But let's do yours.
Starting point is 00:43:14 What's your birthday? 1st of March, 1960. So it'll be an old one. No, we love these ones, Sharon. You were 16 in 1976 on the 1st of March. And in 76, this topped the charts. Sharon. Wow, Sharon.
Starting point is 00:43:38 You might have one of the top birthday bangers ever. Yeah. Wow, that's cool. That song has never come up and not won. Never. It always gets played. ever. Yeah. Wow, that is cool. This song has never come up and not won. Never. It always gets played. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And I don't think anything's going to change today. No way. I think this is the right song. It's a Friday, and you know what happens when Queen comes up on a Friday. Oh, don't jinx it. That's right, you've got to have a drink. That's all it is. You've got to have a drink.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Okay, Sharon, congrats. You've won birthday banger. Thank you for listening to ZM. We're going to play you a song right now, okay? That's all it is You gotta have a drink Okay Sharon Congrats You've won birthday banger Thank you for listening to ZM We're gonna play you a song Right now okay Yeah Sharon Thank you very much
Starting point is 00:44:11 Enjoy your weekend Thanks you too Bye Oh Nothing can beat it Bloody night Ah Brian Clare ZM That brain cleansed it in. I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go
Starting point is 00:44:45 Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama
Starting point is 00:45:33 Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again This time tomorrow Carry on, carry on As if nothing really matters Too late My time has come Said shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time
Starting point is 00:46:16 Goodbye everybody I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the pandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Galileo, Galileo, Galileo! Galileo!
Starting point is 00:47:27 I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, sparing his life on this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Starting point is 00:47:49 Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let me go! We'll not let you go! Let me go! We'll not let you go! You'll never let me go!
Starting point is 00:47:58 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia, let me go! The Elzebub has a devil put aside for me For me, for me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby
Starting point is 00:48:34 Can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out Just gotta get right out of here Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me We're the one We're the one We're the one Brian Clay, that's the winner of Friday Okie today from Queen, it's Bohemian Rhapsody.
Starting point is 00:49:57 I love the text that says, oh my God, the amount of people I've just seen driving, headbanging to this song is gold. Oh, that makes me feel good. It brings people together, and that's why I propose back-to-back queen for a Friday, Clint. I just don't know if we can do it. Why not?
Starting point is 00:50:16 I just don't know if the timing is right. I feel like... I just don't know if... If there's any time that is right, it's right now. Ross Boss is in here. Just kidding. It's Opposites Day. This is a tune.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Here you go, New Zealand. Let's just do it. Here you go. Back to back Queen for your lockdown. Woo! I want to break free. I want to break free. I want to break free from your lies. You're so self-satisfied.
Starting point is 00:51:03 I don't need you. I've got to break free. God knows. God knows I want to break free. I've fallen in love. I've fallen in love for the first time. This time I know it for real. I've fallen in love.
Starting point is 00:51:38 God knows. God knows I've falling in love It's strange but it's true I can't get over the way you love me like you do But I have to be sure when I walk out the door Oh, how I want to be free, baby Oh, how I want to be free. Oh, I want to be free. Oh, I want to break free. Thank you. We'll be right back. But life still goes on I can't get used to living without
Starting point is 00:53:23 Living without you by my side I don't want to live alone Hey, God knows Got to make it my own So baby, can't you see I've got to break free. I've got to break free. What rhymes with free? Don't say it.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Three, three, three, three. No, we don't have time. We don't have time for three today. Reduces, are you with me? Three, three, three, three. We don't have time. We've got to play two more air breaks before the news yet. We don't, we don't have time. We don't have time for three today. Reduces, are you with me? Three, three, three. We don't have time. We've got to play two more ad breaks before the news yet. We don't.
Starting point is 00:54:09 We don't have time. Three, three, three. I think we have time, guys. Three, three, three. I do have a special little thing, though, here. Today, there was new Queen music released. They have redone. This is not a joke.
Starting point is 00:54:22 They've redone We Are The Champions as You Are The Champions for the frontline workers in the UK. So they've come together as a band. Play the full song. Well, here's some of it, okay? This is obviously Freddie wasn't available, but Adam Lambert is the lead singer of Queen now. Adam Lambert's great.
Starting point is 00:54:40 He is. Everywhere. And we'll keep on fighting to the end We are the champions We can play one more What did you say? I said we can play one more. We are the champions It's weird, they changed the name of it to You Are The Champions, What did you say? I said, we can play one more. It's weird. They changed the name of it to You Are The Champions,
Starting point is 00:55:50 but Adam Lambert's still saying We Are The Champions. That's weird. But he missed the brief there. He's so used to singing it that way. He's like, every time he does it, he goes, damn it, damn it. I was chatting to one of my friends who she was asking my advice on her relationship and I was like, why are you asking for my advice? Anyway, she got married a couple of years ago and her and her husband had been dating for a fair while.
Starting point is 00:56:16 They'd been together for a long time. Yeah. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's an accountant from memory, something in money and tax or something like that. That's what he does. Anyway. He's like Chandler on Friends. No one knows what he does exactly, but, you know, he does something.
Starting point is 00:56:34 What did Chandler do? He was a transponster. That's what he was, yes. Anyway, this guy's kind of like that. So he works in an office. Anyway, she said to me, you know, we've been having fights lately. And I was like, over what? And she goes, oh, he hasn't been wearing his wedding ring. And he's always done that ever since we got married.
Starting point is 00:56:58 He's kind of taken it on and off, worn it, you know, and then hasn't worn it. Yeah. And she said, you know, it's always kind of upset her. Yeah. And his excuse is that it annoys him. The ring itself. The ring itself, wearing it annoys him.
Starting point is 00:57:14 How long have they been married? About two years. Oh, okay. Because I can tell you from firsthand experience as someone who doesn't wear jewelry. Yeah. But then got married. I'm very proud to wear my wedding ring. And my ring isn't just a symbol of our marriage.
Starting point is 00:57:28 This is my dad's wedding ring too. So it's also like a nice kind of memory. Yeah, it's really interconnected. But the first two months of wearing a ring for a man, pain in the arse. Why? What's so annoying about it? Because it feels uncomfortable. You've got this weird alien
Starting point is 00:57:46 thing hanging off one of your phalanges and you're constantly moving it and you're constantly taking it on and off and it's just, it's new. It's weird. It's like the first time you put a collar on a cat and the cat's like, what the frick is this thing? Oh god, what the frick is this? Oh, I hate this.
Starting point is 00:58:01 I would be sympathetic, but then I think about all the things that us girls have to wear. Yeah, I know. So, like, I understand, but I'm also like, deal with it. I know. But I know that it's part of the marriage contract, but you actually don't have to wear it. So there's a temptation just to take it off.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Because you take it off for things like the gym and for exercise and stuff like that, and some jobs you have to take it off. So you go, oh, maybe I just won't put it on today i mean i get the jobs where people are a mechanic or they're a carpenter or they're they're a builder and it's actually kind of dangerous to be wearing that during like working but she gets quite upset because she it just makes her feel uncomfortable and then she thinks he doesn't want to wear it yeah because things all the other accounting chicks are gonna no well it's not even that she thinks that doesn't want to wear it. Yeah. Because... Thinks all the other accounting chicks are going to...
Starting point is 00:58:46 No, well, it's not even that she thinks that he's cheating. She just takes it as a symbol of, like, he doesn't want to show off that he's married to her. Oh, okay. Is she in his profile picture? I don't know that. I'm not sure. Because if she's not and he's not wearing the wedding ring
Starting point is 00:59:04 and he hasn't changed his Facebook status to married, then you probably should be worried. It just, which I kind of, like I can see it from her point of view and I guess I kind of can see it from his point of view, but if his only reason is, oh, it kind of annoys me a little bit. That's his reasoning, it annoys him a little bit. That's his, yeah. Like if it was for his safety or.
Starting point is 00:59:24 He should wear it on a chain like Frodo. I don't know if I like that either. I don't like it. But some guys do it. Some guys get away with it. I mean. If you see a guy wearing a ring on a chain around his neck. My brother does that actually.
Starting point is 00:59:41 But do you assume that he's married in the same way? No. Does it send the same signal? It's not the same thing. Or do you think that he's a big Hobbit fan? My brother does it. Yeah, I probably would say Hobbit fan. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Or Lord of the Rings fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. More than marriage. Yeah. Yeah. But I want to know from people because it's quite interesting to me because everyone has their own things that works for them and I totally get that.
Starting point is 01:00:03 But I want to know what's your situation in your marriage? Are you married and did either one of you not wear a ring and what's the reason behind it? Yeah. Like I get the reason for safety if there are certain jobs where you can't wear it, but is there any other weird reasons? We'll take any reason though. We'll take annoyance.
Starting point is 01:00:24 We'll even take eczema. Hate. Don't you be hating on eczema. I suffer from eczema. It sucks. Okay. So that one's a good reason. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Starting point is 01:00:37 And I'm not wearing my wedding ring. Yeah, well, that kind of makes sense, doesn't it? I was having a conversation with one of my mates who has been having arguments with her husband of two years because he never wants to wear his wedding ring and she's upset and he says it annoys him and they disagree on it. It's just a constant disagreement. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I get, as a man who doesn't like to wear jewellery, except for a watch, I love a watch, I get that it can be annoying. But if it means that much to your partner, I feel like you've got to suck it up and just wear it. Yeah, or maybe get something that works more for you. I have seen people, men especially, who work in, say, a job where it's dangerous to wear a metal ring. Oh, don't say tattoo.
Starting point is 01:01:22 No, no, no. It's kind of like a rubber or like a metal ring. Oh, don't say tattoo. No, no, no. They get like a, it's kind of like a rubber or like a plastic one. So then if it gets caught, it actually breaks. But it looks like shiny and nice. Yeah, yeah. So it kind of is a black. Fuzzy. I've never heard of that.
Starting point is 01:01:34 You've never heard of that? No. And it actually is really good for like electricians or something because a lot of the energy can channel into like something plastic or rubber. Dissipate. Yeah. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:43 So that's an idea if you're thinking about it. Someone text through and they said, my husband doesn't wear our wedding ring most of the time because his family and our friends don't know that we are married. Oh, that'll do it. He can't wear it ever. Ever. Can you imagine one time you'd slip up and you'd be like,
Starting point is 01:02:02 oh my God. I wore my wedding ring. Or maybe if you wear it all the time, you get a tan. Why are you secretly married? Yeah, that's what I want to know. This opens up so many questions. I know, I wish we could ask. Let's start with Liz.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Hey, Liz. Hi, Liz. Hi. Is it you or your partner that's not wearing the wedding ring? It's actually both of us. Really? How come? I like to keep your options open.
Starting point is 01:02:24 We both have really nice wedding rings, and we spent, you know, a small fortune on them. Yeah. And for the first maybe month or two, we were so, oh, my God, we need to wear our wedding rings. We need to wear our wedding rings. Three years later, both of us would take it off to do the dishes or something, and we will go months without wearing it.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Because you just forget. We just forget. It's just not a big part. I know I'm married to him. He knows I, you know, well, I'm sure he knows that he's married to me, but... You can remind him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just not ring people, are you? It's just not a big thing for us.
Starting point is 01:03:00 We know that we're married and that that's enough for us. That's great. I guess if it's like a mutual thing in the relationship with neither of you care, then who cares? That's okay. That's okay. There's no bone of contention in there. Kath's with us. Hey, Kath.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Hi, Kath. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you? Good, thanks. Is it you or your partner that doesn't wear a wedding ring? My husband doesn't have a wedding ring. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:22 He doesn't have one. He doesn't even care. Why, you decided he didn't deserve one? No, not quite. We got one made for him, well, just to see if he'd want one, and he didn't like it, didn't really want it, so we didn't get it. Does he have something else? Because there is a trend with some men now who are going,
Starting point is 01:03:39 I won't wear a ring, I want a wedding watch. Has he asked for a different thing? He didn't ask for anything, but I gave him a watch on their wedding day. That's nice. Some guys are like, I'd love a wedding PlayStation. That's not a thing. He probably wouldn't mind that.
Starting point is 01:03:54 No, now you're pushing it. If I'd had to have said that, I'd be like, no. He's probably listening to this like, oh, that's a good idea. You know what would make me feel committed to you? Some wireless beats by Dre. I'd love a good idea. You know what would make me feel committed to you? Some wireless beats by Dre. I'd love a wedding Harley. And finally, anonymous. Love an anonymous caller.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Welcome to the Brianne Clint Show. Hi. Oh, thank you. Hi. Are you talking about yourself and your partner or someone else? No, I'm talking about my friend and her husband. Yeah, what's their situation in terms of wearing a wedding ring? So he is, he's Indian and he was supposed to be in an arranged marriage.
Starting point is 01:04:33 And while his family set out looking for his girl, he came to New Zealand and he married my friend and he's not actually allowed to let his family know that she even exists. So he doesn't wear a wedding ring. Surely you've got to let him know. Wait, how? Because they'll still be out there looking for a wife. You're only kicking the can down the road so far. Yeah, how did he get out of that situation?
Starting point is 01:04:58 Because obviously they would have... Actually, they've found a wife for him. My friend and him have kids together, which his family don't know about. Wait, they've had kids together and everything? Yeah. That's sad. He has to divorce her and move to America to meet the lady that they have.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Is he going to do it? Wait, wait, wait. He's not doing that. Is he going to do it? Yeah. He's not? Yeah. No, that's not okay.
Starting point is 01:05:26 No, now it makes him the arsehole. There's kids involved. You can't leave those kids. No, you can't. But he's going to do it? Yes, he's going to do it. Why? What's his reasoning behind that?
Starting point is 01:05:38 I think, I don't know if it's financial situation with the family. I'm not too sure how it kind of works there, really. What, so he's going to pick and arrange marriage over true love for money? I think he has the opportunity to not go ahead with the marriage if that's what he decides to do. But they cut him off. Forget true love. True love's not important at this stage.
Starting point is 01:06:04 That's by and by. You've got true love. True love's not important at this stage. That's by and by. You've got kids involved. True love is important. No, it's not important when there's, it's not the most important thing when there's children involved. Like, that's got to come first. Oh, my God, that is a terrifying situation. I know.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Right, well, no wonder he doesn't wear a ring there. I mean, you know what? As much as it's like, you know, we all sit here and call him an and whatever i didn't say that oh well i did because i mean if there's kids involved and you're choosing money over them then that's pretty rough but we don't know his situation completely i mean anonymous you sound like you do but still it's hard to judge someone as well who's in that situation which i couldn't even imagine my parents putting me in that situation. Like, it must be such a hard thing for him as well.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Oh, it's harder on my friend, I think. You know, like, she knows that he's going to pick up. They're going to get a divorce. He's going to move over to America, meet this girl. He might fall for her. He might not. He might come back. He might not.
Starting point is 01:07:01 It's very difficult. Yeah, wow. Okay. Wow, that's a heavy call. Thank you for telling us Anonymous, we appreciate it. It's okay. That got heated, didn't it? Yeah, that's rough. I am on a
Starting point is 01:07:13 personal crusade to find out what New Zealand's best chip is. What's the most iconic chip in New Zealand? And in discussions with you Bree, because I'm bouncing my ideas off you, you and I got into quite a heated argument yesterday. I wouldn't say it was too heated. We kind of agreed to disagree.
Starting point is 01:07:29 It's heated up in the meantime a little bit, but it has patriotic anchor points, right? Actually, you say what you said to me. Can you remember the words you said? I can't remember what I said. Okay, do you need me to do you? I won't do the accent. I'll just do that.
Starting point is 01:07:43 I'll just do it normal. You couldn't do the accent if you tried. Can I? Yeah, go on. Here's the thing, Clint. There are lots of, there's lots of things I like about New Zealand. You win on lots of things. You've got a great Prime Minister.
Starting point is 01:07:59 Why am I English now? You've got a fantastic, no, no, yes, damn it. No, I'm South African. You've got a great rugby, damn it. You've got a fantastic rugby team. No, no, you're South African. No, I'm South African. You've got a great rugby team. You've got a great rugby team. Damn it. You've got a great rugby team. No, keep going.
Starting point is 01:08:10 But your chips are shit. I'll stand by that. New Zealand has a lot of great things. Yeah, yeah. But. I didn't say your chips are shit. I just said I believe Australia has a better range of chips, potato chips. To which I sat upright.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I bolted upright in my seat and I said, how dearest you. How dearest you say that to me. I've been to Australia and I've tasted your Lays. But have you lived in Australia? No, I haven't lived in Australia. You would know if you lived in Australia that Lay's are not the most popular. I've tasted your... What is the most popular brand? You guys love Orion's.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Nope. What's the one that they like? What's the one? I don't know. To me... You could have said Smith's. Smith's, that's the one. You could have said, but in recent years, Rock Deli is the shining light for our chips. When I think about Australian chips, this is what I think of, and this is not me trying
Starting point is 01:09:07 to be offensive. I just can't help the overarching imaging that I've got in my brain. And if anything, it's your fault. It's your country's fault. My fault? Yeah, yeah, because this is what I think about. When I think about Australian chips, tomato. That's what I think about. Atomic tomato from Sandboy. Can't beat it. Everything that I think of is tomato flavoured. To be honest, I think there's only one company these days
Starting point is 01:09:26 that make tomato flavour. So I don't know where you got that from. Okay, maybe my knowledge is blurred, but here's the thing. You and I are never going to agree. No. Neither of us are impartial. It's like getting...
Starting point is 01:09:38 That's the one thing I miss living in this country from home. Is the chips from home. Is the chips from home. So let's try and get an impartial result. We've asked people who have lived in both countries, the two greatest countries on earth, New Zealand and Australia, but are
Starting point is 01:09:53 not citizens of either country to call us. So maybe you're a British backpacker who's done a couple of years in both places. Maybe you're a travelling salesman who's just passing through. We don't know. We want to know from you. Can you help us figure this out? Tim,
Starting point is 01:10:10 hello. Hello, Tim. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you? Good, thank you. Where are you originally from? Originally from the US in New Jersey. Right, you've lost some of the accent. Yeah, I lost a little bit of the accent, but it's all right. Tell us, Tim, in your opinion, who has the best chips?
Starting point is 01:10:29 So, you know, out of Australia and the New Zealand chips, I would have to go with New Zealand, especially the kettle chips. We've got kettle chips as well, though. Yeah, but he likes these ones. Yeah, because these ones are a little bit better in New Zealand because I think they're made with a little bit more love. Yeah, that's the key ingredient. They're the same chips. Yeah, because these ones are a little bit better in New Zealand because I think they're made with a little bit more love. Yeah, that's the key ingredient. They're the same chips.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Yeah, yeah. Okay, thank you, Tim, for your impartial opinion. Farrah is here. Hi, Farrah. Hello. Where do you come from? Wales. Oh, so that you understand, we're talking about crisps, okay?
Starting point is 01:11:03 Yes, crisps, not chips. We're not hot chips. We're talking about crisps, okay? Yes, crisps, not chips. We're not hot chips. We're talking about crisps. No, exactly. So how long did you spend living in Australia? A year. A year. And how long have you spent living in New Zealand?
Starting point is 01:11:14 About four. Ooh, okay. And we didn't ask Tim how long he's been in Australia and how long he's been here. No, but that's okay. That's okay. Which I feel like sways people. No, but we're going to get a diverse range.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Farrah, actually, this is good. Farrah, can you tell us? Who's got the better chips, New Zealand or Australia? New Zealand. Yes, Farrah. She's been here for four years. She was only in Australia for a year. John, hi.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Hi, John. G'day, how are you? Good, thank you. Whereabouts are you from? Ireland. Oh, man, you'll be a potato expert. Exactly what I said to the lady. I said, look, if anyone's going to know about, you know,
Starting point is 01:11:57 crisps and spuds and all that, it's definitely got to be the patty. Okay, it's got to be the patty. Give us your crids. How long have you you spend in Australia? Two years in Oz. And how long here, John? Ten. I'll say ten. The key was Woodside. See, Bree's not going to be happy with the numbers again.
Starting point is 01:12:16 What part of Australia did you live in? Western Australia. Okay. And according to you, the Irishman on the show, our potato expert, that's right, Western Australia. Okay. And according to you, the Irishman on the show, our potato expert. That's right. I saw. Who's got the better chips?
Starting point is 01:12:32 New Zealand. She's refusing to take this, lying down. This means nothing because you can't take someone's word who's lived longer in one country. Okay, let's see if Jamie can swing it back. Slash, he might have lived the last 10 years here and then 10 years ago he lived in Australia. Very different chips from then till now.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Yeah, a decade ago. The chips are a decade ago. Those chips would be stale by now. Jamie, finally, where are you from? I'm from Scotland. Okay. How long in which country? How long where and how long where?
Starting point is 01:13:02 I had a year and a half in Australia and about the same in New Zealand. Okay. So you've only been here for a year and a half? Give or take, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sure, Brie doesn't like that give or take, but... Is it fairly even the amount of time you've spent in both countries? Yes. About a year and a half each. Okay. Then we've found our one neutral person.
Starting point is 01:13:23 So let's forget all those other votes. But I do know Producer Ben, who's from New Zealand, has been on the phones. I've seen he's been hanging up on certain people. Oh, are you calling it a conspiracy? I'm willing to bend all the other votes that have come in so far and just hinge the whole conversation on Jamie. Nah, because I know that he's going to pick New Zealand.
Starting point is 01:13:44 No, you don't know anything. I'm so used to being the minority on this show. Or don't climb minority stairs. No, it's true. You're the bigger country. It's true. Jamie, who's got the better chips? New Zealand. Oh, well, I knew that was coming. Shocker. I'm shocked.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Thanks, Jamie. Have a great weekend. Welcome to the show Professional DJ Producer Can I call you a DJ? Of course you can Yeah you remix stuff Yeah Producer Ben
Starting point is 01:14:14 I did your Friday Hercules today Oh yeah You did Professional audio engineer I called you a producer Yeah so did I He's like the Diplo of our show Music producer
Starting point is 01:14:22 Nice I like that Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Dr Dre The reason we're bringing that up And the reason you're here Producer Ben Is because you So would I. He's the Diplo of our show. Music producer. Nice. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Dre. The reason we're bringing that up and the reason you're here, Producer Ben,
Starting point is 01:14:28 is because you have... Well, I've been called out. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you've been called out. We've got a message from Callum. Yeah. And this is in our private podcast group,
Starting point is 01:14:37 isn't it? Yeah, it is. Yeah, the Brian Clint Podcast Family. Bazinga. Anyone can join. It is Bazinga, indeed. It is private, but anyone can join.
Starting point is 01:14:45 Callum Mayer has written, Brianne Clint, I've found yet another two songs that sound very similar. Doja Cat's new song, Say So, and a part of the Bruno Mars song, Treasure. If you listen very carefully, it sounds very similar. Anyone agree with me? And here's the thing. I get these messages every day.
Starting point is 01:15:05 People like, Ben, do this remix. Do these sound the same? Do you get them every day? Can you make it happen? Of course I can. I can make any of these happen. I'm that good.
Starting point is 01:15:13 But I'm not going to. And I love how you're so modest too. That's one of my favourite qualities. It's not arrogance of its facts. But I'm not going to do every single one of them because often they're really bad. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:24 You do say that sometimes. You'll be like, I gave it a go. And I think not everyone's do every single one of them because often they're really bad. Right. You do say that sometimes. You'll be like, I gave it a go. It's crap. And I think not everyone's idea is worth your time. That's right. Your words are not mine, but they're true. But this one is. This one is because I kind of want to make a point
Starting point is 01:15:35 that maybe I don't think Callum's right. Oh, okay. So we're not looking at a successful result here. Well, I mean, I've obviously done a great job, but I want to prove that it's not, they're not the same. Okay. I don't think that they're the same when I think of those two songs.
Starting point is 01:15:48 I've put this through my brain machine too and I haven't heard any similarities. So I've got the, yeah, I've got the two clips that I think he's talking about. Yep.
Starting point is 01:15:54 This is the Doja Cat clip. Yeah, we all know that song. Huge song on the radio right now. And then this part of Bruno Mars' Treasure. Straight away, a lot faster. Like, come on, Callum. They're not the same. I want to hear them together before I make any decisions.
Starting point is 01:16:17 So I've gone and I've had like a few hours. You put a few hours into this? Yeah, because I wanted to prove a point. And this is what I've done. I've put them together And this is what they sound like together I mean obviously I've done a great job. It's just, you know, she's out, her key's out.
Starting point is 01:16:55 That's pretty close to me. And then you listen, because I keep going, because obviously I've got a lot of time. I keep thinking. Yeah, listen to the chorus. See, it's just out, Cullum. It didn't feel right as soon as I started the project. I think it's perfect. I think it's pretty spot on, Ben. Can you play it from the top?
Starting point is 01:17:19 Especially the top. I couldn't tell if you used the melody from Treasure or from Doja Cat. Is that from Treasure here? That's the Treasure instrumental, and then I've just put her over it, yeah. It sounds spot on to me. It's pretty good for me, obviously, but I just... Stop. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Mate, you... Nah, you're pretty good. I'll give you that. It sounds pretty bloody good. Yeah, Callum, there's nothing in that, man. What are you thinking about? You moron. I like those suggestions.
Starting point is 01:17:50 I enjoy doing them. Keep those suggestions coming through, guys. Bree and Clint. Is it May yet? Is it May today? May 1st today. It is, eh? Oh, happy New Zealand Music Month, everybody.
Starting point is 01:18:00 Is it New Zealand Music Month? Every May. Oh, right. May is New Zealand Music Month. There you go. Happy New Zealand Music Month? Every May. Oh, right. May is New Zealand Music Month. There you go. Happy New Zealand Music Month,
Starting point is 01:18:07 Sons of Zion. We're looking for a morale boosting song, a request to finish the week off and we've asked you guys, oh, sorry, Ben's put this thing here.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Is it May? Guess what? It's gonna be May. Sorry, he went to special effort so I had to go back and do it. He's saying me, not may, right?
Starting point is 01:18:27 I know. Also, we should have played that yesterday, not today. It is may. Because the question, the joke goes, wait, what's tomorrow? Oh, tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, yeah, well, interesting, Brie, because tomorrow. Oh, yeah, see, that's the joke.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Like, if you had a clip of Justin Timberlake going It's me Then that would be fine Yeah see that works Yeah so come back to us in 364 days So you go Guess what It's me
Starting point is 01:18:55 Doesn't really have the same impact Nah Okay we're looking for a morale boosting request We've taken your suggestions And here are the best ones One of these is going to be it. Is it Bass Hunter? What, this is back in?
Starting point is 01:19:12 Do you mean back in? Did we have this yesterday? Nah. Oh, we didn't? Nah, we had the Freestylers Push Up. And what was the other one we had that was close to winning? The Shapeshifters, Lola's thing. That's right.
Starting point is 01:19:25 I don't think Bass Hunter's in the same category as those, but it's still a good song. God, I've been sweaty at a nightclub dancing to this before. Is it that or is it Come On Eileen? Not again. Give her a break. It's an option. It's an option. It's an option as a song we could do.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Do we need some ochre rock on the show from ACDC? Yeah, get in your holder and do a burnout, baby. Or do we need some Run DMC as our morale boosting request? Do we need Sweet Home Alabama? Do we need Vanessa Amorosi? Or do we need to appease the guy who's been texting us for two weeks asking for the body rockers I Like The Way? Every day. Not a bad song.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Every day without fail he texts. I feel like I don't want to pick it Because I want to see how far he'll take it Yeah I feel like if we play it we'll lose him Or her Okay so what's it going to be? What are we playing today? I don't think it's Bass Hunter I love Bass Hunter but I don't think that's it
Starting point is 01:20:58 No I don't think that's for today Okay it's gone As fun as it would be I don't think it's Come On Eileen. Not fast enough. Not fast enough, although it gets fast. Cool, no, that's gone. I don't think it's ACDC either. Nah, me either.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Such a great song, though. Is it Vanessa Amorosi? It's such an uplifting song. It could be, yeah. I don't think it's Run DMC. Yeah, nah. Nah? Nah.
Starting point is 01:21:32 Okay, cool, it's gone. Is it The Body Rockers? I feel like it might be next week for The Body Rockers. Quite possibly it could be, though. So, he just texts though. He just texts back. He goes, I am a he. Guys, I will text about the Body Rockers till the end of time.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Okay, so we could play it. I don't think it's Sweet Home Alabama. I think it's out of Vanessa Amorosi and the Body Rockers. You reckon? Yeah, I do. I do. I do. Oh, I love Sweet Home Alabama.
Starting point is 01:22:09 You can keep it in if you want. You have to say it. You have to say the words. I want to keep it in. Okay, it's staying in. So is Vanessa Amorosi going? Yeah, it can go. It can go?
Starting point is 01:22:24 Yeah, it can go. Damn, go? Yeah, it can go. Damn, you really do want Sweet Home Alabama. Someone just texted me and they said, it's got to be Sweet Home Alabama or I'll quit my job. Quit your job. I'd like to see that. Is it the Body Rockers? I like the way you move.
Starting point is 01:22:40 Like, it's good, but... I like the way you move. What? What are you doing? What are you typing? Having a look to see how long Sweet Home Alabama is. When I hear that clip, it's a song that hasn't aged the best. No, that's the problem. Yeah. Sweet Home Alabama.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Yeah. Yeah, it hasn't aged very well. I need to hear a little bit more, I think. Okay. I need 50 texts to say play Sweet Home Alabama before we play. 50? I think it's the Body Rockers. No, take that back.
Starting point is 01:23:11 I think it's the Body Rockers. I think it's the Body Rockers. So we've got to go to split vote. We're going to producer Ben, who's going to decide today. What is the morale boosting request? I think it's the Body Rockers. He's been texting all week week and it's just a Friday and it feels good. He's actually been texting for two weeks.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Well, there you go. But then that means he doesn't text anymore if he plays. Trust me, he will. No, he said till the end of time. Yeah, but we're never going to play it again. You don't know that. You don't know that. No, I know that. Have you seen how many times we play other songs? Like way too much. No, this feels
Starting point is 01:23:43 good. Oh no, now the Sweet Home of Alabama tics are coming in. Yeah. I just don't know where to begin. Okay, well.
Starting point is 01:24:01 I like the way you look at me with those beautiful eyes. I like the way you look at me with those beautiful eyes I like the way you act all surprised I like the way you sing along I like the way you always get it wrong I like the way you clap your hands I like the way you love to dance
Starting point is 01:24:27 I like the way you put your hands up in the air I like the way you shake your head I like the way you like to touch I like the way you say so much But most of all, yeah, most of all I like the way you move I like the way you move I like the way you put your hands up in the air I like the way you shake your head I like the way you like to touch I like the way you say so much
Starting point is 01:25:37 But most of all, yeah, most of all I like the way you move I like the way you move I like the way you put your hands up in the air I like the way you shake your head I like the way you like to touch I like the way you say so much But most of all
Starting point is 01:26:36 Yeah, most of all I like the way you move Zedien, Bree and Clint, that is the winner of our morale boosting request today from the Body Rockers, I Like The Way You Move. Have you looked at the text? No. So, you know how I said before, someone texts through and they're like, play Sweet Home Alabama or I'll quit my job.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Yeah. And then the same person texts through and they're like, play it, Clint, you pussy. And then I just had a message from someone that works here going, that was me that texted that through. Guess who it was? Someone who works here at ZM.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Yeah. They're invested. Who could it be? Surely not Ross Boss. He wouldn't want us to play it. No, not Ross Boss. Who could it be? Surely not Ross Boss. He wouldn't want us to play it. No, not Ross Boss. Who was it? I'll give you one guess, and if you get it, I'll say that's who it was.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Sarah Akorzy. You nailed it. She's the one we talked about last week who's got the three hot boy flatmates. Yeah, that's the one, yeah. She's so funny. Bree and Clint. There is a town in New Zealand, town, city, place, a centre in New Zealand who has taken out the prestigious honours of being the first place in New Zealand to eat itself entirely
Starting point is 01:28:02 out of McDonald's. That's a big, big achievement. It's a big achievement. That is no mean feat. These places are well stocked. But after restaurants opened up again at level 3 on Tuesday, it only took 48 hours for this place to completely clean out
Starting point is 01:28:17 three restaurants. Yeah, it was weird because they got completely cleaned out at around 4.30 just after 4.20. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, we've never seen queues like it. That place was... None other than my spiritual home, Rotorua.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Kia manaakitanga, feel the spirit, but don't feel the hankering from McDonald's because there is none left. Represent Rotorua. Yeah, right. And if only we had some eyes and ears on the ground in Rotorua to get a true feeling of what the mood is like. Oh no, wait, my mum's there. Let's cross live. She goes by many names. Mum, Mummy,
Starting point is 01:29:01 Colleen, Mrs Roberts. But for now, let's just go with Mum. Mum, come in. Hello, hello, Mummy, Colleen, Mrs Roberts, but for now let's just go with Mum. Mum, come in. Hello, hello. Hi Colleen. Can you establish your current position for us? Where are you currently? Currently in Countdown, leaning on my trolley. I thought she was going to say in line at McDonald's.
Starting point is 01:29:22 Yeah. So it doesn't matter which countdown you're at, if my geography is correct, you're across the road from a McDonald's, aren't you? That's right, yeah. Yeah, so I'd hate to come to countdown because there's no McDonald's left. Yeah. That's rough, Colleen.
Starting point is 01:29:36 Colleen, what is going on that three McDonald's all in your beloved town have sold out? Well, in Luteroua, they breed them pretty fine here. So we were already at peak fitness level. So the change in lifestyle that came with the lockdown, the level four that most people enjoyed, didn't matter to Rurian because we were already at peak fitness levels. So, yeah, so we just had to... Had to have a cheat day.
Starting point is 01:30:17 We had to fill up with our McDonald's once it all was over, once we were able to, because, you know, that's what we can do because we are all so... So ripped. Yeah, right, right. Is it that or is it just because the weed is cheap there? Honest question, Mum. No comment. Honest question. Are you one of the people who ate McDonald's
Starting point is 01:30:42 out of Roderua within 48 hours? Did you have it, Colleen? Breakfast, lunch and tea. That's good. That's a live cross to our correspondent in Rotorua. On the ground. Yeah, my mum. He's in Palm Springs at the moment Dean McCarthy, come in Hello mate
Starting point is 01:31:11 G'day guys, I'm shirtless I just washed my car And I'm living the dream Hello everyone Oh, what a mental image that is Hey, speaking of hot mental images We haven't talked about him on this show for a long time But he was a mainst show for a long time,
Starting point is 01:31:26 but he was a mainstay for a while. You've got Channing Tatum news for us. I do. I'm going to call it bad Channing Tatum news because it's a touchy subject. As we did stalk him, we followed him around LA. We went to his home. Channing Tatum and Jessie J, back on. Now, let me just set the scene. They're not just back on.
Starting point is 01:31:42 They were riding a motorbike together. I'm a cool rider. Like, it would have been really sexy. And you can imagine, just imagine the scene. They're not just back on. They were riding a motorbike together. I'm a cool rider. Like, it would have been really sexy. And you can imagine, just imagine the two of them on a bike, caressing each other. Sorry, Bree, I'm going. Can you stop, Dean? This is hurting me.
Starting point is 01:31:55 The only way it could have been hotter is if Channing Tatum was wearing, like, Levi's jeans and then a Levi's denim vest with the arms cut off. Oh, yes. Buttoned up. And wait, I'm not finished with the arms cut off. Butted up. And wait, I'm not finished with the mental image yet. He's the passenger and Jessie J is the one riding the motorbike. You know? That's the only way it could have been hotter.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Is that what it was? Is that how we saw them, Dean? No, he was in control, but I like the idea of her riding it and him holding on the back. Yeah, she needs to ride him, I think. Yeah. Hot robbing machine between the elites. I need to ask because, I mean, not that I'm that interested in their relationship at all,
Starting point is 01:32:29 not like I've been following it at all, but have they broken up and gotten back together like four times now? How many times is it? Yes. Yes. This is, I think, the third. Yeah. I love that you're like,
Starting point is 01:32:40 I mean, they've only broken up four times in six months. No, literally, this is the third time that they've broken up and got back together that I know of. But remember when you went to their house? I mean, that stalker was at that house. I don't know who. I don't think they were together at that time. Yeah, right. They're like a high school relationship.
Starting point is 01:32:55 You know those people that used to date and then break up, get back together the next week? That's what they're like. I'm trying to think if there's any successful couples who do this, who break up on the regular. And then duck together. And then long term, they end up going well. I can't think of any. I can't. It's never successful couples who do this, who break up on the regular. And end up together. And then long term they end up going well. I can't think of any. I can't. It's never a great sign, you know.
Starting point is 01:33:09 No, it isn't a good sign. I'd love to know why they've broken up. Yeah. What do you reckon it would be? The distance? Cheating. Cheating. There you go.
Starting point is 01:33:19 You have it from Dean McCarthy. Right. It's cheating. Thanks, Dean. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. This is Jessie J on ZM. Brianne Clint. No, God.
Starting point is 01:33:29 I'm feeling sexy and free. I knew. I picked it. Like it's raining on me. I knew it was coming. It's been a while. Like a shot of pure gold. This is good, though.
Starting point is 01:33:39 Just as good as the original. I think I'm about to explode. She's obviously got laryngitis in this one. Listen up, Dean. Here comes the chorus. I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air. And I'm breathing like I'm something other than me. Thank God it's Friday. Go for the high note.
Starting point is 01:33:53 Oh, my God. Out of control. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. We can do this all night. Dean's gone. Dean, hug him. He hung up. It was that bad Zed and Bree and Clinton
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Starting point is 01:34:24 He's in Palm Springs at the moment. Dean McCarthy, come in. Hello, mate. Dean's gone. He hung up. He hung up. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.
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