ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 1st 2020
Episode Date: May 1, 2020Did you not get your bond back?1 Second Song ChallengeA lawyer has stepped inHighs and Lows of the weekFriday-oke!Birthday Banger!Do you not wear the wedding ring?Who has better chips?DJ Bens remixMor...ale boosting songNo more MaccasThe Latest with Dean McCarthySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Ah! Okay, you ready? Hit the intro. Oh no, I say it first.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast intro for Friday.
That means...
It's time for...
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
That's right, international birthday banger.
We take the podcast listeners from around the globe's birthdays
and we figure out what was number one on their 16th birthday.
Let's take an Instagram DM first from Ontario, Canada.
Ontario, Canada.
Chris Sabino.
Chris Sabino.
That's Italian, I reckon.
Shout out to Chris from Ontario.
He was born on the 3rd of March, 1989.
And that means he was 16 in 2005 on the 3rd of March.
And in 2005, this had a number one hit.
What, Bad U2?
This is that How to Dismantle An Atomic Bomb album.
The album before the album that U2 forced onto your phone.
Right, right.
Yeah, I can't say I really even recognise this song that much.
U2 were that band.
Remember they've got two greatest hits?
They've got 1980 to 1990.
Then they've got 1990 to 2000.
There's never been a U2 greatest hits come after the year 2000.
Yeah.
Poor Bono.
It's so easy for us to make jokes.
Yeah, I know.
Exactly.
With no global number one hits.
We don't have any talent at all, so we can shut up.
Who's up next?
Next is Cam Holmes.
He's from Christchurch.
Oh, how good's Christchurch?
How good is Christchurch?
Bloody Christchurch.
Love it.
He was born on the 4th of July, 2002.
So he was 16 only a couple of years ago in 2018 on the 4th of July.
And this is his birthday banger.
That reminds me, we've still got a film out in My Feelings Dance.
Oh yeah, we better get onto that.
When are we going to get onto that?
We need to get around to that.
Before it's too late. I like that song from Drake.
I think it was a banger.
Yeah, it's a good birthday banger.
Okay, finally, Kelly Newton from Leicester.
All right, Kelly Newton.
Wait, no, Ben's writing us a pronunciation guide on Leicester.
No, write it.
Yeah, write it.
Like we don't know the word Leicester.
Leicester.
Okay, cool.
Oh, you thought we were going to say Leicester.
Give us a bit of credit, mate.
It's from Leicester in England.
She was born on the 29th of October, 1979.
So she was 16 in 1995.
And in the mid-90s, this had a number one hit. It's a good birthday banger.
It's an absolute classic.
That would have gone off in Leicester in the UK.
Yeah, I love Leicester.
Leicester.
I've been there a few times.
Is Leicester where Worcestershire sauce comes from?
Yeah, Worcestershire.
Yeah.
I think it is, actually. Or is that from Worcestershire? No, that's L comes from? Yeah, Worcestershire. Yeah. I think it is, actually.
Or is that from Worcestershire?
No, that's Luscioushire.
That's where Kelly's from.
And it also is the maker of Wuscioushire.
I think Kelly wins birthday bagger, yeah?
I think she does, yep.
Yeah, bitch.
Yonksa.
Not you, Kelly.
I'm just saying bitch for the rap effect.
Nah, I was calling you a bitch, Kelly.
In a positive way.
In a positive way.
Like, yeah, bitch!
As I walk through the valley of the shadow
of death, I take a look at my life
and realise there's much left
cause I've been laughing and laughing
so long that even mama
thinks that my mind... Do you want me to rap over
or is that what you want?
I don't know.
He'd be treated like a punk, you know
that's unheard of.
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking.
Or you and your homies might be lying.
What's Coolio doing these days?
Chilling.
Chilling.
Why is Coolio?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, here's the podcast, everybody.
Enjoy.
On my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight.
Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa,
play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi everybody, happy
Friday. Brie and Clint, when do we get our bloody, when do we get our bloody, you know, when do we get our zero day?
When is the news going to come on and I'm going to go,
congratulations, New Zealand, you got zero coronaviruses.
We always talk about that in here, don't we?
We're just hanging out for that zero.
And we're so close.
Three today, two yesterday.
Come on, we need that big zero.
We want a zero there.
We want zero deaths.
That's what we want.
And we want it now. Right now. We want it zero there. We want zero deaths. That's what we want. And we want it now.
Right now.
We want it now.
Give it to us now.
But good news that all the clusters have been shut down.
I think a lot of them have been shut down.
Yeah, they just said there.
A lot of them are over, they reckon.
Yeah.
Or they think, allegedly.
There's that new one that's going to pop up, though,
from the people outside Burgerfield and Glenfield.
Oh, yeah.
So...
No, don't say that.
We don't know that.
Well, that's how it happens.
That's how these things happen.
Large groups of people.
One of the main clusters we've been dealing with
was people at a wedding.
Did you know, by the way, did you know that wedding,
and this is no offence to anybody who has contracted COVID-19,
because there is no stigma around it
and nobody has asked to get it.
That's not what I'm suggesting.
But just an interesting fact, the wedding, remember when you and I went to Bluff? Yeah. And we
stood by the sign. Yes. And we're at the Bluff sign at the bottom and you turn around and
there's that restaurant right behind the sign. Yeah, the real nice restaurant. That's where
the wedding was. Was it? Yeah. Right. So that's, there you go, there's our little connection.
Because they're the ones that went ahead with the wedding, even though people were saying
that they probably shouldn't have? Oh I don't know
I'm not 100% sure on that detail but it was
it was yeah
basically it shows you how fast it can go
because so many people from that
wedding ended up contracting it
I think it was like you let one person with it
and then like 40 or 35
people ended up getting it. Weddings are
weddings, any kind of occasion where people
are together especially as a
sitter for it, but weddings especially,
there's so much hugging and kissing that goes on
at a wedding and you're all dancing with
each other and then you all share a bus
back to the accommodation with each other afterwards
and then you all hop in the motel
spa together afterwards.
Oh God, what weddings are you going to? I wish I was
invited to those. Yeah, that's standard wedding
behaviour. You've got your tie tied around your head and you're just in the spa pool
with everyone going, bloody love you guys.
Who's getting married next?
Mine are just with my old relatives most of the time.
Oh, you can have a spa with them.
You know what I hate about weddings?
I hate when you turn up to a wedding, say it's a cousin's wedding,
and then obviously their partners, family and friends are all there.
Yeah.
But you don't know any of them.
You're third wheeling the wedding.
Yeah, so then you're like, do I go up to these people and say hello?
Do I have to kiss them?
Do I have to hug them?
No, it's not your wedding.
You don't have to welcome them if that's what you're asking.
Oh, that's what happened to me at my cousin's wedding a few months ago.
No.
No, you're a guest.
No.
Well, I literally went up to these people because I thought I was meant to know them.
Turns out I'd never met them.
Yeah, right.
I haven't been to a family wedding in ages, so I can't relate, to be honest.
Or have I?
That could have been offensive to a family member who I've forgotten.
Let's just move on, shall we?
We've got a fun show coming up.
You've been to heaps of weddings.
We've got Friday Okie happening at 4 o'clock.
Today, Brie and I are taking on the Spice Girls.
Don't ask us why.
It's an awful idea.
But today, we'll be singing the Spice Girls' Stop
I think this should be one of my favourite Friday Oaky songs
Not saying because I was good, but just because I love the songs so much
There are so many different parts involved in the song
Actually there's five, because there's five girls
Five girls, yeah
So who does a better Spice Girls?
You can find that out just after four o'clock.
Oh, that was wrong.
Next, though, we're going to talk about bonds.
Flat bonds.
I'm going through the situation at the moment where I'm moving soon
and I've realised that I am probably not going to get my bond back.
Well, not all of it anyway.
Or the vaping inside.
Why do you say that when it's not true?
She's got into the curtains.
I'm going through probably one of my most hated things ever.
Oh, yeah?
Moving house.
Why are you moving house?
I just thought I should move.
Really?
Yeah.
Where are you going? Good time to save some money. Save some money. Really? Yeah. Where are you going?
Good time to save some money.
Save some money.
Oh, yeah.
How are you going to save money?
Just move into a place further out from the city.
Right.
Who are you moving in with?
Just some people I know.
Right.
Yeah.
No one special?
No one special?
Oh, yeah.
You know.
All people are special to me.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
All right.
Fine.
We're not there yet.
That's fine.
Yep.
Anyway, I'm moving out and
I haven't moved anywhere
in a long time and I just
hate it so much because there's just so
much involved, especially when you've lived
in a place for like a number of years.
You've combined
all this stuff. You need to clean
the place. You need to fix
anything that you've broken in the place. Moving house
sucks. It absolutely sucks.
I've learnt my lesson. What's your opinion on this?
I would much rather
pay money to get
movers to just move
it all than do it myself. Congratulations.
You've officially turned 30.
Because that's what happens.
You move so many times in your
twenties and every time you move in your
twenties you're like, gotta make this as cheap as possible.
Just get it done.
I don't care if I break my spine doing this.
I'm not even going to fold the clothes.
I'll take them in the hangers and chuck them in the back of my car.
It'll be easy.
Just get it there and I'll get it done.
It'll be hard, but I'll get it done.
As soon as you turn 30, you go, I don't have room in my life for this.
Happy to pay that for someone to do it.
Happy to. that for someone to do it. Happy to.
$200 and two big burly men will come and carry all my shit down the stairs for me?
If it saves me the stress of doing it myself, happy to pay.
You know who will pay if you won't?
Your friends will pay on your behalf so they don't have to come around and help you move house.
I would much rather put in.
I don't care how good you are or a friend are.
No one enjoys getting that message.
And everybody who's got a ute or a van gets this message.
Yeah, those poor people.
They're like, hey, I'll shout you a box of beers.
No chance you can help me move flat this weekend, could you?
No one wants to do that.
If I'm helping you move flat, I want to show up at the last minute.
You better have everything packed.
Yes.
And at the door.
Done.
Like, I don't want to muck around with anything.
I'm helping you get it into the car and then I'm helping you get it out of the car.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm not a, you know, a high moving person.
One time I was living in this flat in Brisbane and I was living with my mate Daniel
and there's people next door who were moving in, which is still not a good time.
Anyway, all of a sudden I was sitting in the lounge room.
He's like ran through the door and he was like, shh, shh, shh.
I was like, what?
What's going on?
And he goes, shh, get down, get down.
And then he like made me get down on the floor and I was like,
what are you doing?
And he goes, so next door I'm moving in.
Oh, I know, yeah.
And there's a guy with his wife who's pregnant,
so she can't do anything.
I'm not bloody helping him.
I'm not doing it.
I don't even know him.
I was like, you're a piece of work.
Yeah, there's a pregnant lady involved.
There's a pregnant lady.
I mean, I feel like a dick for what I said before,
but Daniel was a real piece of work.
Yeah, real piece of work, that guy was.
But then I hid with him.
Anyway.
See the pregnant woman coming up the stairs with a chest of drawers on her back and he's
like, don't move.
Don't move.
Shh.
I mean, I did hide with him for a couple of hours.
But anyway, I'm having the stress at the moment of getting all the things fixed and
because obviously you pay a bond and you kind of forget that you've paid it.
And it's nice when you get some bond back.
Normally every property I've been in, I get nearly all of it back.
People expect to get it all back when in actual fact you've soiled that house
for however long you've lived in it.
Yeah, wear and tear.
And some of your bond probably rightfully should go as a desoiling fee.
Yeah, and I think I've also learned this if people are listening,
pay for a bond cleaner because then there's no arguments
about whether the place was clean enough or not.
Yeah, right.
That's a really good tip from me.
I'm telling you now, just pay the money.
Anyway, I want to ask people, I want to know.
I love paying for my problems to go away.
Seriously, it's the best.
If you can, if you're in a position to do it
It's a real life hack
Pay for it
0800 dial ZM
I want to know from people
Did you not get your bond back
Or part of your bond
Like a big part
Yep
And why
What did you do
Yeah or what did they call you up on
Yeah
That you didn't do
Yeah
Like maybe you had a real
A hole of a landlord
and they're like, no, actually, no, the carpet sun faded.
And you're like, I'm not in charge of the sun.
It's not my fault.
I didn't put a window there, you know?
Exactly.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
Did you not get your bond back?
You can also text us on 9696.
Bree and Clint.
I'm moving out.
It's happening after three amazing years at my beautiful flat.
I've loved it, but I need to move on,
and I've thought about all the drama that comes with moving,
like sorting out a bond clean, moving the furniture,
and then I thought about I wonder how much of my bond I'm going to get back
because I've made a few marks on the walls and all that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
And I've asked you guys on 0800DIALZM,
did you not get your bond or part of it back
because of something you did to the flat?
Yeah, there'll be two types of people with this.
People who are like, yeah, I did it.
Yeah.
I stuffed up. And then the people who are like, yeah, I did it. Yeah. And yeah, it's fair enough.
I stuffed up.
And then the people who are like, nah, build crap.
I deserve that money back.
Yeah.
I'm more keen to hear from the ones who are like, yeah, to be honest.
Yeah, look, this is what I did.
We created a micro brewery in one of the rooms
and one of the kegs exploded.
It was our fault.
Let's see which side of the fence Maxine is on.
Hey, Maxine. Hi, Maxine. Hello. What which side of the fence Maxine is on. Hey, Maxine.
Hi, Maxine.
Hello.
What happened at your flat, Maxine?
Well, I was renting this really lovely house,
and I was there for six years,
and they were really nasty, though.
They're horrible, the landlords.
And they took me to the tenancy tribunal
for most of the stuff that was all wear and tear.
It was pretty much wear and tear.
And she must have got down on her hands and knees
and looked in every corner and orifice
and picked on everything.
Every orifice?
Yeah.
She looked in your orifices.
In your orifices.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Yeah.
She was so bad.
Even the toilet.
You know how you get the calcium in the toilet?
She was moaning about that to the judge.
Yeah, right.
Were you cleaning the toilet in the six years?
Did you clean the toilet any time during that six years? Oh, no, judge. Yeah, right. Were you cleaning the toilet in the six years? Did you clean the toilet any time during that six
years? Oh, no, never. No,
no.
Maxine, you've just outed
yourself on air. Thank you, Maxine. Let's
talk to Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hi, Jordan.
Hi, how are you going? Oh, you
sound guilty, Jordan. What did you do?
No, I'm not guilty.
What happened?
I was living on the Gold Coast, actually,
and living with my partner at the time,
and we split up, and I moved back to New Zealand.
And he was there for about a week later, longer than me,
and it all went bad,
and he left the place in a mess, like rubbish everywhere,
furniture still there. Oh, no, he trashed the place. a mess, like rubbish everywhere, furniture still there.
Oh, no, he trashed the place.
Oh, no, Jordan.
One of the doors wasn't on the up anymore.
Yeah, right.
Oh, God.
What was he doing in there, having some sort of party?
No, he was trying to get over you, I reckon.
He was having more than a party.
No, that's what I was alluding to.
So no bond back, but did he pay you out at all?
Did he go, oh, hey, sorry, this is my fault.
I'll give you some money.
No.
So no bond back, and I got blacklisted.
Oh.
From the Gold Coast?
Yep.
God, no one gets blacklisted from the Gold Coast.
And Hamish.
Hey, Hamish.
Hi, Hamish.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you, mate?
Yeah, not too bad.
I just thought I had to call up because the situation that I got put in was pretty up
the gate.
Yeah.
Well, you know, when you sign your bond leasing form when you move in, like the tenant, the
landlord sort of goes around and says, yeah, there's a couple of holes in the wall there
and there's this that's like doing this
and then there's a bit of,
I had my landlord said,
yeah, there's a couple of holes here,
there's some water damage just in front of the shower door,
but that shouldn't be an issue
and then he goes and points to the thing
I saw in the dotted line.
Sounds like a nice place, by the way.
There's mould on the roof here.
It has no, on the downside, There's mould on the roof here. It has no...
Downside, no doors.
Upside, indoor, outdoor flow.
It was pretty rough, but it was the darker regions of Hamilton, so...
Okay.
I see what you're saying.
So anyway, he's told you where all the pre-existing things are.
You've signed the contract.
Then what happened?
About a year down the track, I go to hop out of the shower
and I fall through the floor.
Shut up.
And –
Let me guess.
What?
Let me guess.
You falling through the floor is your fault?
Oh, yeah.
He tried to charge me $800 for the repairs for me falling through the floor.
What is he talking about?
Because you fell through the floor on purpose,
because you wanted to fall through the floor
because you're a bad tenor.
What I really want when I'm dripping wet and naked
is to be waist, like my feet.
Oh, my God.
Under the house.
There's no insulation near anything,
so my feet would literally be under the house. There was no insulation or anything, so my feet were literally under the house.
All I'm picturing is your legs and your bare willy outside of the house
and you just screaming, help!
You're literally wearing the house as a tutu.
And then after six months of fighting it at the tenancy tribunal,
I eventually got my money back.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but did you get your dignity back?
No, that's still under the house.
Hamish, that's fantastic.
You've made our day.
Thank you for your call.
Hamish, you poor bastard.
That's terrible.
Watch out, everybody.
Be careful with your bonds.
You shouldn't have to say watch out.
You don't fall through the floor.
It's time for the One Second Song Challenge.
It's the most furious battle we have on this show,
where Brie and I go head-to-head trying to guess the names of songs
off the tiniest part of that song.
Yeah, that's right.
First person of three will win the fuel for their listener.
Let's find out who Mark wants to play on his behalf.
First of all, g'day, Mark.
Hi, Mark.
G'day, how's it going?
Hey, Mark, I've always wanted to say this.
How have you been enjoying your threedom?
See what I did there? Threedom. It's level three, and you always wanted to say this. How have you been enjoying your threedom? See what I did there?
Threedom.
It's level three and you can go and get takeaways.
No, it's good, eh?
It's good, yeah, it's good.
All right, Mark, who are you backing today in One Second Song Challenge?
It's going to be Clint.
Is it because of the threedom joke?
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Thank you, Mark.
That was an awesome joke.
Good, thank you, man.
Sorry, Chloe, that means you have me.
That's okay. Thanks, Chloe. I means you have me. That's okay.
Thanks, Chloe.
I'll do my best.
Sometimes I win.
You never know.
You never know.
She's laughing at me.
Okay, let's hand the competition over to producer Ellie,
who will tell us everything we need to know.
So funny you should mention Threedom,
because this week the theme is trios to celebrate Alert Level 3.
There you go.
All right. Yeah. All right.
Yeah.
All right.
When you're ready, Ben, you hit...
I can think of one trio.
Okay, well, good start.
All I thought was barbershop quartets.
That's all I could think of.
That's four.
Is it?
Yeah.
Quartet.
Quartet.
Barbershop triot.
Trio.
No, trio.
Trio.
I'm going to go very well at this. This is going to be a good game. Let Trio. I'm going to go very well.
This is going to be a good game.
Let's play.
You go very well.
All right, Ben, when you're ready, hit the first one off.
Clint.
Yes.
That is the Jonas Brothers.
Damn it, I have to say the song as well?
Yeah, you do.
Oh, no.
That is the Jonas Brothers, and it's one of their earlier songs.
I'm going to say it's called Cool.
No, that's incorrect.
Brie, do you know what that one is?
Yeah, I love the Jonas Brothers early stuff.
Jonas Brothers.
I can't even remember any of their early ones.
Do you want to keep playing it, Ben, and we'll see if we can get to a chorus?
Brie!
Yes!
Yeah, I know it's there eh Oh something lover
Are they on a jet ski?
I feel like they're on a jet ski in the music video
Is it Jonas Brothers?
Something beautiful lover
Yeah we're going to have to move on
I'm just going to say lover?
Lover.
No, that's incorrect.
You don't have anything to say?
Jones Brothers Jet Ski.
No, that's also incorrect.
Lava.
Lava?
Lava.
It's called Burning Up.
Oh, yeah.
I know that song.
All right, no points.
No points there.
How did we miss that one?
Burning up for you, baby. There you go. You know it, so you love it. Yeah, I do know it. No points there. How did we miss that one? Burning up for you, baby.
There you go.
You know it, so you love it.
Yeah, I do know it.
Yeah, nice.
It's not a bad song.
Yeah, it's all right.
All right, number two.
Clint.
Oh, that was tight.
I actually can't call that bend.
Can you call that?
Oh, that was close.
You're giving it to me?
That's Green Day and American Idiots.
I would have got that too.
All right.
All across the alien world.
Oh, these are good songs, aren't they?
If you do say so, you say you're a victim.
Can we have another one?
All right, song number three.
Break it.
Yes.
You can do this. Can you handle this?
It's Destiny's Child.
Bootylicious. That's correct.
When you said trios,
that's the only one I could think of. Same here.
The only band I thought of.
They're the most iconic.
Alright, song number four.
Break!
Tansen. Clint. Bree.
Tansen.
That's correct.
All right, Bree.
The greatest boy band of all time.
Oh, I could win here. You could win here, yeah.
Which I've been in this position all too many times and lost, so.
All right, song number five.
Clint.
Yes.
Okay, I know been lost, so. All right, song number five. Clint. Yes? Okay, I know the band, but I'm not going to say the name of the song.
I'm not going to say the name of the band until I've got the song.
Give me a singer.
Because there's two that it could be.
Okay, I'm going to.
Oh, no, I'm stuck.
Oh, no, you have to give us.
Okay, it's fun
It's fun
Yep
And
We are young
That is correct
Yeah
Oh
50-50 chance there
I was so close to saying
I did that one too
So close to saying
The other one
But no we're fine
There you go
Alright this is a tie break here team
Alright
Are we all ready
Yeah
Song number six
Clint
Oh Clint Okay I need I've got the band again And I need the song title All right. Are we all ready? Yeah. Song number six. Clint. Oh, Clint.
Okay.
I've got the band again and I need the song title.
There was literally nothing played in the song.
I don't know how you're going to get this.
If you get this.
Unusual.
I need.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
What is it?
That's Heim and The Wire
That is correct
Wow
How did you get that?
I had to do that thing that Bree was doing
Where you've got to get your head through the chorus
And hope that it comes to you
Well, you did it, you did it
Congratulations, Mark
You've just won
It's one of the tightest one second song challenges in ages
But you've won the mobile fuel
Congratulations
Oh, thank you very much the mobile fuel. Congratulations.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thanks, Clint.
Oh, I feel good.
I feel charged.
Brie and Clint.
Something big went down on the show yesterday around this time.
Do you remember what it was?
Oh, is this the rock, paper, scissors bit?
Yeah, let's give your memory a bit of a jog.
Best for a best of three rock, paper, scissors.
Yeah.
What is an amount of money that will scare us?
Best for a best of three rock, paper, scissors.
Yeah.
What is an amount of money that will scare us,
but not bankrupt us, to play for?
$50.
Oh, boring, $100.
I don't have $100 to spend.
Okay, I'm not going to force you to play.
I'll go $50.
Okay, $50?
$50. Okay, you ready? I'm happy. Okay, for $ play. I'll go $50. Okay, $50? $50.
Okay, you ready? I'm happy.
Okay, for $100.
Here we go.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, show.
Scissors, rock.
Damn it.
Yes.
Okay, one nil.
Rock, paper, scissors, show.
Damn it.
No.
No.
So you might have heard that I just won $100 from you, Clint.
We agreed to $50.
No, but there was audio just there where you-
You didn't want $100. No, but there was audio just there. You didn't want 100.
No, but you want to argue what you want to argue.
And you did say at the end.
Oh, no, I'll pay up.
I'll pay up.
I just don't want to give you too much money because it's not what you wanted.
No, well, I have enlisted producer Ben's help who has gotten in touch with a lawyer,
the company lawyer, who's obviously very great at what she does.
She's busy.
She doesn't need to worry herself with this stuff.
No, this is big stuff here.
And we've decided to get her involved as to, you know,
what exactly should happen now, right, Producer Ben?
Yeah, it's just this is the law.
This is what could happen if Brie was to take you to court.
If you didn't want to pay the $100.
She's not going to take me to court over a $100 rock, paper, scissors game.
Oh, so it is $100 now.
$50.
You've said it.
$100.
All right, Ben, what did she say in terms of, first of all, does he need to pay me?
Second of all, how much does he need to pay me?
Okay, cool.
Clint, you should pay Bree $100.
Why?
There was an offer an acceptance and consideration
which are all basic tenants of a contract
It doesn't need to be in writing anymore
because the terms were recorded
No but she said to the 50
she said yes 50
You've doctored that audio anyway
I don't even remember saying that
You've just made it sound like I said $100
Just before we played
you go right for $100 and Just before we played, you go, right, for $100.
And then I go, okay, that's what happened.
Really?
Yeah, mate.
It's on camera.
On camera.
We've got the audio.
Producer Ellie thinks that's what happened.
Fine.
Fine, okay.
No, no, I've got your bank account number.
I'm going to have to take it out of Tui's, out of her nappy fund.
That's fine.
I'll take whatever from whatever account. Oh, no, there's not enough money in the nappy account. I'm going to have to take it out of Tui's, out of her nappy fund. That's fine. I'll take whatever.
It's a problem.
Oh, no, there's not enough money in the nappy account.
I'm going to have to take it out of her food account.
Take it from your betting account or your stock market account
that you bet all your money on.
I can't enjoy those funds.
Take it from your lotto account where you buy a lotto ticket every week.
No, that's a subscription.
I've already paid for it.
No, I'll just transfer it to you now.
Oh, no, it's the money we I've already paid for it. No, I'll just transfer it to you now. Oh, no.
It's the money we were saving up for her first birthday party.
I'm sure.
Well, there's no birthday anymore because it's lockdown.
She's got you there.
She wants it.
She wants it.
You're a cold bitch.
Every week our producers put together the best and worst bits of our show from the week.
It's been a short week, so I imagine it's all highlights this week.
That's fine.
Yeah, all just, you know, high points, that's for sure.
Yeah, and also for the last week, month, sorry,
producer Ben's been recording it from his wardrobe
because he's been in isolation.
Not anymore?
He's back.
He has all his tools at his disposal.
Oh, did you still?
Did you record it from the wardrobe again?
No, I did it here in the studio.
Okay, just checking.
So you got all the bits, so it should be phenomenal this week.
This week is very good.
One of my best weeks.
We're expecting big things.
Okay, here's the high-low.
Hey, guys.
Welcome to yet another week of Brain Cleanse Highs and Lows.
All the hype.
I'll just interrupt you there.
I just want to announce that I am back for high-low now.
After five weeks of being absent from this segment, I'm happy to be back.
And we're back in the studio.
Woo!
Ben, I'll take it from here.
During the lockdown period,
comedian, singer,
don't know what he is,
Tom Sainsbury
has been providing
intimate performances
live from his house.
So we got him on the show
for an exclusive performance.
Here is Tom Sainsbury
with a ZM exclusive
solo concert.
Let's get thised in here.
Boom, boom, pow.
Boom, boom, pow.
It's the remix.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
The love.
Where is my home?
My lovely lady love.
Check it out.
Hey, mama.
There you go.
There you go. Oh, my God. I'm out. Hey, Mama. There you go. There you go.
Oh, my God.
I'm crying.
I'm so moved.
I'm so emotional.
I'm crying.
Every Wednesday, we play a game called Nickname Origins.
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
Nickname Origins.
It's basically a game where you call up and tell us your nickname and its origin.
This week, we had a ripper.
What's your nickname, Louise?
Bikini. Why do they call you bikini?
I used to play rugby at university and everyone would have a naked shower
afterwards, but I was like,
no way, so I was bikini.
I used to be the one wearing the bikini
in the naked shower. Henry, what's your
nickname? Teacup. Teacup?
Oh, no. Why do they call you teacup?
Because I've vomited all over the teacup rides at Dreamworld and the Gold Coast.
Victoria is here.
Hey, Vic.
What's your nickname?
Poopsy.
You pooped yourself on the pirate ship at Rainbow's End.
Do you reckon that's it?
Kind of.
I was utterly gazeboed one year.
And I pooped myself, rolled around in it, in the middle of nowhere,
so the fire brigade got called out to hose me off.
Okay.
Over the lockdown period,
everyone's been obsessed with TikTok.
So Bree brought a new trend that's gone around,
which involves singing and high notes,
two things that Bree and Clint are not good at.
But I've been spending a lot of time on the old TikTok.
Come across a few fun things
that I thought you and I could give a go.
It's a singing challenge.
It's actually based around this Leona Lewis track.
Anyway, so people on TikTok are focusing on this part,
the bridge of the song.
So you have to do the C.
Is that what it is?
That's it.
Just the C at the end.
Okay, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'll be wearing these scars for everyone to see.
I don't care what they say.
Pretty good.
Here we go, Clint.
These scars for everyone to see.
I don't care what they say. There's a ceiling.
You know when your voice broke back when you were hitting puberty?
I think it just happened again.
Not their best work, but I think Clint's does sound like something.
Oh, that's right.
A party whistle.
And finally this week
we brought back our game, That Don't
Impressa Me Much.
It's basically where we
just tell you what doesn't impress us much
and yet again, Brie just can't
seem to get the timing right. Okay, finally
for That Don't Impressa Me Much, here comes
Brie.
So you've got... Oh, I always do that.
Well done.
You know the worst thing?
Mine wasn't very good anyway, to be honest.
It was pretty average.
And that's another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows.
Actually,
let's give Brie
one more chance
for that live on the radio
right now.
Okay.
Stop judging me
for drinking every day
during lockdown.
That don't impress me much.
I mean, not technically within the format, but you got the timing right.
That was on the spot.
It was on the spot.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oaky.
I love Friday Oaky.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oaky.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-oke!
You already know what it is.
It's the greatest singing competition in the country.
Where Bree and myself put our amazingly average singing voices to work every week
with our professional audio engineer who currently is producer Ben,
who's doing a fantastic job.
He is doing a great job.
We get 15 minutes each
and then you guys get to listen to both
and then you get to vote.
You also get to select the song that we sing
and this week you guys selected
Bree's choice, The Spice Girls.
Probably one of my favourite songs ever.
Yeah, a song that means a lot to a lot of girls.
Means a lot.
It's my whole childhood.
Yeah, right?
Great tune.
So who's got the best Spice Girl in them?
As per the rules, the person who chose the song goes first.
So here you go.
Strap in New Zealand.
You're going to hear both and then you'll get a chance to vote. I know 800 dials at him. So here you go. Strapman, New Zealand. You're going to hear both
and then you'll get a chance to vote.
I know 800 dials at him.
But here comes Breeze.
Spice Girls.
You just walked in.
I make you smile.
It's cool but you don't even know me.
You take an inch.
I run a mile.
Can't win.
You're always right behind me.
And we know that you could
go and find some other.
Take your leave at all, just don't
even bother.
Caught in a craze,
it's just a phase.
Or will this be around
forever? Don't you know
you're going too fast?
You're fast. Racing so hard, you know it won't last. Don't you know you're going too fast? We're lost. Racing so hard you know it won't last.
We're lost.
Don't you know?
Why can't you see?
Slow it down.
Read the signs so you know just where you're going.
Stop right now.
Thank you very much.
I need somebody with a human touch.
Hey you, always on the run.
Gotta slow it down, baby.
Gotta have some fun.
She's done very well.
Oh, there were some shaky parts.
There's some hard bits, eh?
There's five different voices to have to master.
That's the thing.
You're only one Spice Girl.
They had five of them.
Scary Spice. You know? Here comes Hair one Spice Girl They had five of them Scary Spice
You know
Here comes Hairy Spice
This is my attempt at Friday Oki me. You take an inch, I run a mile. Can't win, you're
always right behind me.
And we know that you could
go and find some other.
Take or leave it or just don't
even bother.
Caught in a craze,
it's just a phase.
Or will this be around
forever? Don't you
know it's going too fast?
Racing so hard you know it won't last
Don't you know?
Why can't you see?
Slow it down, read the signs
So you know just where you're going
Stop right now, thank you very much
I need somebody with a human touch.
Hey, you.
Always on the run.
Gotta slow it down, baby.
Gotta have some fun.
Damn, I feel like there was five different versions of me in there.
And they were all bad.
I thought you did well.
Ben, did you put the low note at the front?
You were meant to put the high.
Ah, look, who cares?
Don't blame him. No, shouldn't blame the producer note at the front? You were meant to put the high. Ah, look, who cares? Don't blame him.
No, shouldn't blame the producer.
You're right.
Yeah.
Ben did well with what he had.
We need five votes, though.
Five people willing to say,
who did the best Friday Oki this week?
And the phone lines are open right now.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oki.
You've just heard them. Our best attempts at doing the Spice Girls
for Friday Oki this week.
Stop Right Now was the track.
And also most of the text messages said that as well.
What?
Stop Right Now.
This was Brie.
Stop Right Now.
Thank you very much.
I need somebody with a human touch.
And this is my line.
Knock right now, thank you very much.
I need somebody with a human touch.
Horrific.
But let's see what other people think.
Andy's here to vote first.
Hi, Andy.
G'day, Andy.
Hey, how you going?
Good, how are you, mate?
Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
That's good.
Was that the best cover you've ever heard in your life or covers?
Oh, apart from my own karaoke version.
I'd love to hear that, Andy.
Who are you voting for this week in Friday Oaky?
Oh, look, it's a hard one, but I reckon I'll have to vote for Climbs, eh?
No worries, Andy.
You nailed it apart from the chorus.
The chorus was death.
It was just horrific.
Yeah, I feel like I definitely had you on the chorus.
I think you did too because your chorus didn't hurt,
whereas mine hurt to listen to.
But that's okay.
Thank you, Andy.
One vote to me.
Daniel's here.
Hi, Daniel.
Hi, Dan.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you?
Yeah, good to be back at work.
Yeah, man.
What do you do?
Oh, that's good.
My carpet and vinyl layer. Oh, nice. And you you? Yeah, good to be back at work. Yeah, man. What do you do? Oh, that's good. My carpet and vinyl layer.
Oh, nice.
And you're back in there having to get your clients to sign all these forms and sanitise
everything.
What a pain in the arse, but at least you're working.
I've been doing empty houses, so it's a little good.
You would literally be like, work those thighs, sanitise.
Work those thighs, sanitise.
Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky this week?
Three.
Nice. Cheers, mate. I appreciate it. Thank you. All good. Thanks for on Friday Oaky this week? Three. Nice.
Cheers, mate.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
All good.
Thanks, Dan.
Good work.
Thanks, Dan.
Let's go to Rochelle.
Hey, Rochelle.
Hi, Rochelle.
G'day.
G'day.
Oh, you sound serious, Rochelle.
I love that.
Oh, I'm driving, that's all.
Okay, fair enough.
Any comments you need to make before you vote?
No.
I knew my winner straight away.
Yeah, okay.
Clint, I thought you were very good.
Yeah.
Started out quite feminine
and then you got a bit masculine in your chorus,
but, you know,
you did pretty blimmin' good.
She's voting for you.
Oh, you voted for me?
I was waiting for the but.
No, no, no.
I thought you were awesome, mate. Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you, Rochelle. Thanks, Rochelle. James for you. Oh, you voted for me? I was waiting for the bus. No, no, no. I thought you were awesome, mate.
Oh, I appreciate it.
Thank you, Rochelle.
Thanks, Rochelle.
James is here.
Hi, James.
Hi, James.
Hello, Glenn.
Glenn, how are you?
Good.
How are you, James?
Good.
I'm heading to the Bottle-O after this.
Oh, we're already having a few in here.
Is it open?
No, we're not.
I mean, no, we're not.
No, we're not.
Nah, not us.
Far out.
James, who's your vote for on Friday, we're not. Nah, not us. Far out.
James, who's your vote for on Friday Okie?
I vote for Aussie Spice.
Aussie Spice?
That's such a compliment.
Thank you, James.
Kanga Spice.
Kanga Spice.
Okay, thank you.
Really appreciate it.
Oh, we're at tie break.
Oh, yeah, tie break.
Paige, it's up to you. Yeah, have you ever felt this much pressure in your life?
You're going to decide the winner of Friday Okie.
Um, no.
I mean, it's not that important.
How old are you, Paige?
I'm 11.
Oh, cute.
How's lockdown been going, Paige?
Um, it's pretty boring, but okay.
Paige, I'm interested to know, an 11-year-old,
have you ever heard the Spice Girls before?
Yes. Of course she has. Oh, just chicken, just chicken, just chicken. You-old, have you ever heard the Spice Girls before? Yes.
Of course she has.
Oh, just chicken, just chicken, just chicken.
You love them.
Who's your favourite Spice Girl, Paige?
Probably Scary Spice.
Nice.
Scary is pretty cool.
Okay, and who's your vote for on Friday Oaky?
Who won this week?
I'm sorry, Bree, but it's...
Sorry, Clint, but it's Bree.
Paige, you've made my week.
Paige, I don't think you understand how important this victory is to Brie.
The Spice Girls, Paige, at your age, were like my ultimate favourite band,
so thank you for making my week.
I wouldn't have felt right winning this week.
I just wouldn't have gone down well.
I needed this one.
Paige, thank you for voting, okay, and have a really nice weekend.
Bye, Paige.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai.
I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,
a podcast for the spin-off podcast network
all about politics and politicians
with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas,
careering wildly from the very serious
to the very ridiculous.
It's not for everyone.
I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea,
but you, I reckon, will love it.
Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Alright, Birthday Banger for a Friday.
Come on, I want something good, like, you know, old school but nostalgic.
Okay, let's see what we get. Let's start with Nicky then. Hi, Nicky. Hi, Nicky. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How, you know, old school but nostalgic. Okay, let's see what we get.
Let's start with Nikki then.
Hi, Nikki.
Hi, Nikki.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you?
We're good.
That's good.
What's your birthday?
It's 4th June, 1997.
All right.
You were 16 in 2013 on the 4th of June.
And this is your birthday back.
Can we go back?
This is the moment.
Tonight is the night. We'll fight till it's over. So we put our hands up like the sea. Birthday backup.
McEcklemore.
Yeah.
At the height of his powers too.
That's a tune.
That's a great song.
It's got that cool gallop beat going on.
Yeah, it's awesome.
It's got that really fast rap in it too.
Okay, that's a good one.
Let's get one from Nigel. G'day, Nig. Hello, Nig. Hey, girl. Good, really fast rap in it too. Okay, that's a good one. Let's get one from Nigel. G'day, Nig.
Hello, Nig.
Hey, girl. Good, thanks. What's your birthday?
I'm so damn grateful.
I'm going to die for the movie in the 1956.
Alright, you were 16 in 1982 on the 29th of November.
And this is your birthday banger.
Come on, darling.
Oh, I swear I'll be waiting.
I'm so damn grateful.
Oh, something's come up again.
Well, something's come.
For Nige again.
I think it's the same Nigel.
There's no way.
Nige, have you played before?
Uh, well, yep.
Nige, so you've called us and played.
Your birthday banger when we did that
is one of the most viral
videos we've ever made.
And you're a part of it because of that
song. So, oh right, it's the
same Nigel. Same Nigel. Okay.
I thought
history was repeating itself.
Good to have you back, Nigel.
Welcome back. He's called up to hear his birthday banger
again. Guess what, Nigel? It's the same.
Your birthday hasn't changed, man.
It's still the same.
The song won't change.
Sharon.
G'day, Shazza.
Shazza.
Hi.
How are you, Shaz?
Good, thanks.
Oh, that's good.
How's lockdown been?
All right.
I'm working from home.
Just about to finish up.
Good.
Oh, nice.
Before we do your birthday banger, have you played before?
No, never.
Yeah, good.
Because it doesn't work if you have.
No, we like people to only play kind of once.
Fair enough.
Or else you'd already know what it was.
You'd know what it was.
There's no surprise.
But let's do yours.
What's your birthday?
1st of March, 1960.
So it'll be an old one.
No, we love these ones, Sharon.
You were 16 in 1976 on the 1st of March.
And in 76, this topped the charts.
Sharon.
Wow, Sharon.
You might have one of the top birthday bangers ever.
Yeah.
Wow, that's cool.
That song has never come up and not won. Never. It always gets played. ever. Yeah. Wow, that is cool. This song has never come up and not won.
Never.
It always gets played.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I don't think anything's going to change today.
No way.
I think this is the right song.
It's a Friday, and you know what happens when Queen comes up on a Friday.
Oh, don't jinx it.
That's right, you've got to have a drink.
That's all it is.
You've got to have a drink.
Okay, Sharon, congrats. You've won birthday banger. Thank you for listening to ZM. We're going to play you a song right now, okay? That's all it is You gotta have a drink Okay Sharon
Congrats
You've won birthday banger
Thank you for listening to ZM
We're gonna play you a song
Right now okay
Yeah Sharon
Thank you very much
Enjoy your weekend
Thanks you too
Bye
Oh
Nothing can beat it
Bloody night
Ah
Brian Clare ZM That brain cleansed it in. I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again This time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters
Too late
My time has come
Said shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh
I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the pandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo! Galileo!
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
sparing his life on this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Let him go!
Bismillah!
We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Bismillah!
We will not let you go!
Let me go!
We'll not let you go!
Let me go!
We'll not let you go!
You'll never let me go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia, let me go!
The Elzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Anyone can see Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me We're the one
We're the one
We're the one
Brian Clay, that's the winner of Friday Okie today
from Queen, it's Bohemian Rhapsody.
I love the text that says,
oh my God, the amount of people I've just seen driving,
headbanging to this song is gold.
Oh, that makes me feel good.
It brings people together,
and that's why I propose back-to-back queen for a Friday, Clint.
I just don't know if we can do it.
Why not?
I just don't know if the timing is right.
I feel like...
I just don't know if...
If there's any time that is right, it's right now.
Ross Boss is in here.
Just kidding.
It's Opposites Day.
This is a tune.
Here you go, New Zealand.
Let's just do it.
Here you go.
Back to back Queen for your lockdown.
Woo! I want to break free.
I want to break free.
I want to break free from your lies.
You're so self-satisfied.
I don't need you.
I've got to break free.
God knows.
God knows I want to break free.
I've fallen in love.
I've fallen in love for the first time.
This time I know it for real.
I've fallen in love.
God knows.
God knows I've falling in love It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure when I walk out the door
Oh, how I want to be free, baby
Oh, how I want to be free.
Oh, I want to be free.
Oh, I want to break free. Thank you. We'll be right back. But life still goes on I can't get used to living without
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone
Hey, God knows
Got to make it my own
So baby, can't you see I've got to break free.
I've got to break free.
What rhymes with free?
Don't say it.
Three, three, three, three.
No, we don't have time.
We don't have time for three today.
Reduces, are you with me? Three, three, three, three. We don't have time. We've got to play two more air breaks before the news yet. We don't, we don't have time. We don't have time for three today. Reduces, are you with me?
Three, three, three.
We don't have time.
We've got to play two more ad breaks before the news yet.
We don't.
We don't have time.
Three, three, three.
I think we have time, guys.
Three, three, three.
I do have a special little thing, though, here.
Today, there was new Queen music released.
They have redone.
This is not a joke.
They've redone We Are The Champions as You Are The Champions
for the frontline workers in the UK.
So they've come together as a band.
Play the full song.
Well, here's some of it, okay?
This is obviously Freddie wasn't available,
but Adam Lambert is the lead singer of Queen now.
Adam Lambert's great.
He is. Everywhere. And we'll keep on fighting to the end
We are the champions
We can play one more
What did you say?
I said we can play one more.
We are the champions It's weird, they changed the name of it to You Are The Champions, What did you say? I said, we can play one more.
It's weird.
They changed the name of it to You Are The Champions,
but Adam Lambert's still saying We Are The Champions.
That's weird.
But he missed the brief there.
He's so used to singing it that way.
He's like, every time he does it, he goes, damn it, damn it.
I was chatting to one of my friends who she was asking my advice on her relationship and I was like, why are you asking for my advice?
Anyway, she got married a couple of years ago
and her and her husband had been dating for a fair while.
They'd been together for a long time.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's an accountant from memory,
something in money and tax or something like that.
That's what he does.
Anyway.
He's like Chandler on Friends.
No one knows what he does exactly, but, you know, he does something.
What did Chandler do?
He was a transponster.
That's what he was, yes.
Anyway, this guy's kind of like that. So he works in an office.
Anyway, she said to me, you know, we've been having fights lately.
And I was like, over what?
And she goes, oh, he hasn't been wearing his wedding ring.
And he's always done that ever since we got married.
He's kind of taken it on and off, worn it, you know,
and then hasn't worn it.
Yeah.
And she said, you know, it's always kind of upset her.
Yeah.
And his excuse is that it annoys him.
The ring itself.
The ring itself, wearing it annoys him.
How long have they been married?
About two years.
Oh, okay.
Because I can tell you from firsthand experience as someone who doesn't wear jewelry.
Yeah.
But then got married.
I'm very proud to wear my wedding ring.
And my ring isn't just a symbol of our marriage.
This is my dad's wedding ring too.
So it's also like a nice kind of memory.
Yeah, it's really interconnected.
But the first two months of wearing a ring for a man,
pain in the arse.
Why? What's so annoying about it?
Because it feels uncomfortable.
You've got this weird alien
thing hanging off one of your phalanges
and you're constantly moving
it and you're constantly taking it on and off
and it's just, it's new.
It's weird. It's like the first time you put a
collar on a cat and the cat's like,
what the frick is this thing? Oh god,
what the frick is this? Oh, I hate this.
I would be sympathetic,
but then I think about all the things that us girls have to wear.
Yeah, I know.
So, like, I understand, but I'm also like, deal with it.
I know.
But I know that it's part of the marriage contract,
but you actually don't have to wear it.
So there's a temptation just to take it off.
Because you take it off for things like the gym
and for exercise and stuff like that,
and some jobs you have to take it off.
So you go, oh, maybe I just won't put it on today i mean i get the jobs where people are a
mechanic or they're a carpenter or they're they're a builder and it's actually kind of dangerous to
be wearing that during like working but she gets quite upset because she it just makes her feel
uncomfortable and then she thinks he doesn't want to wear it yeah because things all the other
accounting chicks are gonna no well it's not even that she thinks that doesn't want to wear it. Yeah. Because... Thinks all the other accounting chicks are going to...
No, well, it's not even that she thinks that he's cheating.
She just takes it as a symbol of, like, he doesn't want to show off
that he's married to her.
Oh, okay.
Is she in his profile picture?
I don't know that.
I'm not sure.
Because if she's not and he's not wearing the wedding ring
and he hasn't changed his Facebook status to married,
then you probably should be worried.
It just, which I kind of, like I can see it from her point of view
and I guess I kind of can see it from his point of view,
but if his only reason is, oh, it kind of annoys me a little bit.
That's his reasoning, it annoys him a little bit.
That's his, yeah.
Like if it was for his safety or.
He should wear it on a chain like Frodo.
I don't know if I like that either.
I don't like it.
But some guys do it.
Some guys get away with it.
I mean.
If you see a guy wearing a ring on a chain around his neck.
My brother does that actually.
But do you assume that he's married in the same way?
No.
Does it send the same signal?
It's not the same thing.
Or do you think that he's a big Hobbit fan?
My brother does it.
Yeah, I probably would say Hobbit fan.
Yeah, right.
Or Lord of the Rings fan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
More than marriage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I want to know from people because it's quite interesting to me
because everyone has their own things that works for them
and I totally get that.
But I want to know what's your situation in your marriage?
Are you married and did either one of you not wear a ring
and what's the reason behind it?
Yeah.
Like I get the reason for safety if there are certain jobs
where you can't wear it, but is there any other weird reasons?
We'll take any reason though.
We'll take annoyance.
We'll even take eczema.
Hate.
Don't you be hating on eczema.
I suffer from eczema.
It sucks.
Okay.
So that one's a good reason.
0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696.
And I'm not wearing my wedding ring.
Yeah, well, that kind of makes sense, doesn't it?
I was having a conversation with one of my mates
who has been having arguments with her husband of two years
because he never wants to wear his wedding ring and she's upset
and he says it annoys him and they disagree on it.
It's just a constant disagreement.
Yeah.
I get, as a man who doesn't like to wear jewellery, except for a watch,
I love a watch, I get that it can be annoying.
But if it means that much to your partner,
I feel like you've got to suck it up and just wear it.
Yeah, or maybe get something that works more for you.
I have seen people, men especially, who work in, say,
a job where it's dangerous to wear a metal ring.
Oh, don't say tattoo.
No, no, no.
It's kind of like a rubber or like a metal ring. Oh, don't say tattoo. No, no, no. They get like a, it's kind of like a rubber or like a plastic one.
So then if it gets caught, it actually breaks.
But it looks like shiny and nice.
Yeah, yeah.
So it kind of is a black.
Fuzzy.
I've never heard of that.
You've never heard of that?
No.
And it actually is really good for like electricians or something
because a lot of the energy can channel into like something plastic or rubber.
Dissipate.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So that's an idea if you're thinking about it.
Someone text through and they said,
my husband doesn't wear our wedding ring most of the time
because his family and our friends don't know that we are married.
Oh, that'll do it.
He can't wear it ever.
Ever.
Can you imagine one time you'd slip up and you'd be like,
oh my God.
I wore my wedding ring.
Or maybe if you wear it all the time, you get a tan.
Why are you secretly married?
Yeah, that's what I want to know.
This opens up so many questions.
I know, I wish we could ask.
Let's start with Liz.
Hey, Liz.
Hi, Liz.
Hi.
Is it you or your partner that's not wearing the wedding ring?
It's actually both of us.
Really?
How come?
I like to keep your options open.
We both have really nice wedding rings,
and we spent, you know, a small fortune on them.
Yeah.
And for the first maybe month or two, we were so,
oh, my God, we need to wear our wedding rings.
We need to wear our wedding rings.
Three years later, both of us would take it off to do the dishes or something,
and we will go months without wearing it.
Because you just forget.
We just forget. It's just not a big part.
I know I'm married to him. He knows
I, you know, well, I'm sure he knows that
he's married to me, but...
You can remind him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're just not ring people, are you?
It's just not a big thing for us.
We know that we're married and that
that's enough for us. That's great.
I guess if it's like a mutual thing in the relationship with neither of you care, then who cares?
That's okay.
That's okay.
There's no bone of contention in there.
Kath's with us.
Hey, Kath.
Hi, Kath.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Is it you or your partner that doesn't wear a wedding ring?
My husband doesn't have a wedding ring.
Okay.
He doesn't have one.
He doesn't even care.
Why, you decided he didn't deserve one?
No, not quite.
We got one made for him, well, just to see if he'd want one,
and he didn't like it, didn't really want it, so we didn't get it.
Does he have something else?
Because there is a trend with some men now who are going,
I won't wear a ring, I want a wedding watch.
Has he asked for a different thing?
He didn't ask for anything, but I gave him a watch
on their wedding day.
That's nice.
Some guys are like, I'd love a wedding PlayStation.
That's not a thing.
He probably wouldn't mind that.
No, now you're pushing it.
If I'd had to have said that, I'd be like, no.
He's probably listening to this like, oh, that's a good idea.
You know what would make me feel committed to you?
Some wireless beats by Dre.
I'd love a good idea. You know what would make me feel committed to you? Some wireless beats by Dre. I'd love a wedding Harley.
And finally, anonymous.
Love an anonymous caller.
Welcome to the Brianne Clint Show.
Hi.
Oh, thank you.
Hi.
Are you talking about yourself and your partner or someone else?
No, I'm talking about my friend and her husband.
Yeah, what's their situation in terms of wearing a wedding ring?
So he is, he's Indian and he was supposed to be in an arranged marriage.
And while his family set out looking for his girl, he came to New Zealand and he married
my friend and he's not actually allowed to let his family know that she even exists.
So he doesn't wear a wedding ring.
Surely you've got to let him know.
Wait, how?
Because they'll still be out there looking for a wife.
You're only kicking the can down the road so far.
Yeah, how did he get out of that situation?
Because obviously they would have...
Actually, they've found a wife for him.
My friend and him have kids together,
which his family don't know about.
Wait, they've had kids together and everything?
Yeah.
That's sad.
He has to divorce her and move to America to meet the lady that they have.
Is he going to do it?
Wait, wait, wait.
He's not doing that.
Is he going to do it?
Yeah.
He's not?
Yeah.
No, that's not okay.
No, now it makes him the arsehole.
There's kids involved.
You can't leave those kids.
No, you can't.
But he's going to do it?
Yes, he's going to do it.
Why?
What's his reasoning behind that?
I think, I don't know if it's financial situation with the family.
I'm not too sure how it kind of works there, really.
What, so he's going to pick and arrange marriage over true love for money?
I think he has the opportunity to not go ahead with the marriage
if that's what he decides to do.
But they cut him off.
Forget true love.
True love's not important at this stage.
That's by and by. You've got true love. True love's not important at this stage. That's by and by.
You've got kids involved.
True love is important.
No, it's not important when there's,
it's not the most important thing when there's children involved.
Like, that's got to come first.
Oh, my God, that is a terrifying situation.
I know.
Right, well, no wonder he doesn't wear a ring there.
I mean, you know what?
As much as it's like, you know,
we all sit here and call him an and
whatever i didn't say that oh well i did because i mean if there's kids involved and you're choosing
money over them then that's pretty rough but we don't know his situation completely i mean
anonymous you sound like you do but still it's hard to judge someone as well who's in that
situation which i couldn't even imagine my parents putting me in that situation. Like, it must be such a hard thing for him as well.
Oh, it's harder on my friend, I think.
You know, like, she knows that he's going to pick up.
They're going to get a divorce.
He's going to move over to America, meet this girl.
He might fall for her.
He might not.
He might come back.
He might not.
It's very difficult.
Yeah, wow.
Okay.
Wow, that's a heavy call. Thank you for
telling us Anonymous, we appreciate it. It's okay.
That got heated, didn't it?
Yeah, that's rough.
I am on a
personal crusade to find out
what New Zealand's best
chip is. What's the most iconic chip in New Zealand?
And in discussions with you Bree, because I'm bouncing
my ideas off you, you and I got
into quite a heated argument yesterday.
I wouldn't say it was too heated.
We kind of agreed to disagree.
It's heated up in the meantime a little bit,
but it has patriotic anchor points, right?
Actually, you say what you said to me.
Can you remember the words you said?
I can't remember what I said.
Okay, do you need me to do you?
I won't do the accent.
I'll just do that.
I'll just do it normal.
You couldn't do the accent if you tried.
Can I?
Yeah, go on.
Here's the thing, Clint.
There are lots of, there's lots of things I like about New Zealand.
You win on lots of things.
You've got a great Prime Minister.
Why am I English now?
You've got a fantastic, no, no, yes, damn it.
No, I'm South African.
You've got a great rugby, damn it. You've got a fantastic rugby team. No, no, you're South African. No, I'm South African. You've got a great rugby team.
You've got a great rugby team.
Damn it.
You've got a great rugby team.
No, keep going.
But your chips are shit.
I'll stand by that.
New Zealand has a lot of great things.
Yeah, yeah.
But.
I didn't say your chips are shit.
I just said I believe Australia has a better range of chips, potato chips.
To which I sat upright.
I bolted upright in my seat and I said, how dearest you.
How dearest you say that to me.
I've been to Australia and I've tasted your Lays.
But have you lived in Australia?
No, I haven't lived in Australia.
You would know if you lived in Australia that Lay's are not the most popular.
I've tasted your... What is the
most popular brand? You guys love Orion's.
Nope. What's
the one that they like? What's the one?
I don't know. To me... You could
have said Smith's. Smith's, that's the one.
You could have said, but in
recent years, Rock Deli is
the shining light for our chips.
When I think about Australian chips, this is what I think of, and this is not me trying
to be offensive. I just can't help the overarching imaging that I've got in my brain. And if
anything, it's your fault. It's your country's fault.
My fault?
Yeah, yeah, because this is what I think about. When I think about Australian chips, tomato.
That's what I think about.
Atomic tomato from Sandboy. Can't beat it.
Everything that I think of is tomato flavoured.
To be honest, I think there's only one company these days
that make tomato flavour.
So I don't know where you got that from.
Okay, maybe my knowledge is blurred,
but here's the thing.
You and I are never going to agree.
No.
Neither of us are impartial.
It's like getting...
That's the one thing I miss living in this country from home.
Is the chips from home.
Is the chips from home.
So let's try and get an impartial
result. We've asked people who have
lived in both countries,
the two greatest countries on earth, New Zealand
and Australia, but are
not citizens of either country
to call us. So maybe you're a British
backpacker who's done a couple of years in both
places. Maybe you're a
travelling salesman who's just passing
through. We don't know.
We want to know from you.
Can you help us figure this out? Tim,
hello. Hello, Tim.
Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you? Good, thank you.
Where are you originally from?
Originally from the US
in New Jersey.
Right, you've lost some of the accent.
Yeah, I lost a little bit of the accent,
but it's all right. Tell us, Tim, in your opinion, who has the best chips?
So, you know, out of Australia and the New Zealand chips,
I would have to go with New Zealand, especially the kettle chips.
We've got kettle chips as well, though.
Yeah, but he likes these ones.
Yeah, because these ones are a little bit better in New Zealand
because I think they're made with a little bit more love.
Yeah, that's the key ingredient. They're the same chips. Yeah, because these ones are a little bit better in New Zealand because I think they're made with a little bit more love. Yeah, that's the key ingredient.
They're the same chips.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you, Tim, for your impartial opinion.
Farrah is here.
Hi, Farrah.
Hello.
Where do you come from?
Wales.
Oh, so that you understand, we're talking about crisps, okay?
Yes, crisps, not chips. We're not hot chips. We're talking about crisps, okay? Yes, crisps, not chips.
We're not hot chips.
We're talking about crisps.
No, exactly.
So how long did you spend living in Australia?
A year.
A year.
And how long have you spent living in New Zealand?
About four.
Ooh, okay.
And we didn't ask Tim how long he's been in Australia
and how long he's been here.
No, but that's okay.
That's okay.
Which I feel like sways people.
No, but we're going to get a diverse range.
Farrah, actually, this is good.
Farrah, can you tell us?
Who's got the better chips, New Zealand or Australia?
New Zealand.
Yes, Farrah.
She's been here for four years.
She was only in Australia for a year.
John, hi.
Hi, John.
G'day, how are you?
Good, thank you.
Whereabouts are you from?
Ireland.
Oh, man, you'll be a potato expert.
Exactly what I said to the lady.
I said, look, if anyone's going to know about, you know,
crisps and spuds and all that, it's definitely got to be the patty.
Okay, it's got to be the patty.
Give us your crids.
How long have you you spend in Australia?
Two years in Oz. And how long here, John?
Ten. I'll say ten.
The key was Woodside. See, Bree's not
going to be happy with the numbers again.
What part of Australia
did you live in?
Western Australia. Okay.
And according to you,
the Irishman on the show, our potato expert, that's right, Western Australia. Okay. And according to you, the Irishman on the show, our potato expert.
That's right.
I saw.
Who's got the better chips?
New Zealand.
She's refusing to take this, lying down.
This means nothing because you can't take someone's word
who's lived longer in one country.
Okay, let's see if Jamie can swing it back.
Slash, he might have lived the last 10 years here
and then 10 years ago he lived in Australia.
Very different chips from then till now.
Yeah, a decade ago.
The chips are a decade ago.
Those chips would be stale by now.
Jamie, finally, where are you from?
I'm from Scotland.
Okay.
How long in which country?
How long where and how long where?
I had a year and a half in Australia and about the same in New Zealand.
Okay. So you've only been here for a year and a half?
Give or take, yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
Sure, Brie doesn't like that give or take, but...
Is it fairly even the amount of time you've spent in both countries?
Yes. About a year and a half each.
Okay. Then we've found our one neutral person.
So let's forget all those other votes.
But I do know Producer Ben, who's from New Zealand,
has been on the phones.
I've seen he's been hanging up on certain people.
Oh, are you calling it a conspiracy?
I'm willing to bend all the other votes that have come in so far
and just hinge the whole conversation on Jamie.
Nah, because I know that he's going to pick New Zealand.
No, you don't know anything. I'm so used to being
the minority on this show.
Or don't climb minority stairs. No, it's true.
You're the bigger country. It's true.
Jamie, who's got the better chips?
New Zealand.
Oh, well, I knew that was coming.
Shocker. I'm shocked.
Thanks, Jamie. Have a great weekend.
Welcome to the show Professional DJ
Producer
Can I call you a DJ?
Of course you can
Yeah you remix stuff
Yeah
Producer Ben
I did your Friday Hercules today
Oh yeah
You did
Professional audio engineer
I called you a producer
Yeah so did I
He's like the Diplo of our show
Music producer
Nice
I like that
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Dr Dre
The reason we're bringing that up And the reason you're here Producer Ben Is because you So would I. He's the Diplo of our show. Music producer. Nice. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Dre.
The reason we're bringing that up and the reason you're here,
Producer Ben,
is because you have...
Well, I've been called out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, you've been called out.
We've got a message from Callum.
Yeah.
And this is in our private podcast group,
isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, the Brian Clint Podcast Family.
Bazinga.
Anyone can join.
It is Bazinga, indeed.
It is private,
but anyone can join.
Callum Mayer has written,
Brianne Clint, I've found yet another two songs that sound very similar.
Doja Cat's new song, Say So,
and a part of the Bruno Mars song, Treasure.
If you listen very carefully, it sounds very similar.
Anyone agree with me?
And here's the thing.
I get these messages every day.
People like,
Ben, do this remix.
Do these sound the same?
Do you get them every day?
Can you make it happen?
Of course I can.
I can make any of these happen.
I'm that good.
But I'm not going to.
And I love how you're so modest too.
That's one of my favourite qualities.
It's not arrogance of its facts.
But I'm not going to do
every single one of them
because often they're really bad.
Right.
You do say that sometimes. You'll be like, I gave it a go. And I think not everyone's do every single one of them because often they're really bad. Right. You do say that sometimes.
You'll be like, I gave it a go.
It's crap.
And I think not everyone's idea is worth your time.
That's right.
Your words are not mine, but they're true.
But this one is.
This one is because I kind of want to make a point
that maybe I don't think Callum's right.
Oh, okay.
So we're not looking at a successful result here.
Well, I mean, I've obviously done a great job,
but I want to prove that it's not, they're not the same.
Okay.
I don't think that they're the same
when I think of those two songs.
I've put this through
my brain machine too
and I haven't heard
any similarities.
So I've got the,
yeah, I've got the two clips
that I think he's talking about.
Yep.
This is the Doja Cat clip.
Yeah, we all know that song.
Huge song on the radio right now.
And then this part of Bruno Mars' Treasure.
Straight away, a lot faster.
Like, come on, Callum.
They're not the same.
I want to hear them together before I make any decisions.
So I've gone and I've had like a few hours.
You put a few hours into this?
Yeah, because I wanted to prove a point.
And this is what I've done.
I've put them together
And this is what they sound like together
I mean obviously I've done a great job.
It's just, you know, she's out, her key's out.
That's pretty close to me.
And then you listen, because I keep going,
because obviously I've got a lot of time. I keep thinking.
Yeah, listen to the chorus. See, it's just out, Cullum.
It didn't feel right as soon as I started the project.
I think it's perfect.
I think it's pretty spot on, Ben.
Can you play it from the top?
Especially the top.
I couldn't tell if you used the melody from Treasure or from Doja Cat.
Is that from Treasure here?
That's the Treasure instrumental, and then I've just put her over it, yeah.
It sounds spot on to me.
It's pretty good for me, obviously, but I just...
Stop.
Yeah.
Mate, you...
Nah, you're pretty good.
I'll give you that.
It sounds pretty bloody good.
Yeah, Callum, there's nothing in that, man.
What are you thinking about?
You moron.
I like those suggestions.
I enjoy doing them.
Keep those suggestions coming through, guys.
Bree and Clint.
Is it May yet?
Is it May today?
May 1st today.
It is, eh?
Oh, happy New Zealand Music Month, everybody.
Is it New Zealand Music Month?
Every May.
Oh, right.
May is New Zealand Music Month. There you go. Happy New Zealand Music Month? Every May. Oh, right. May is New Zealand
Music Month.
There you go.
Happy New Zealand
Music Month,
Sons of Zion.
We're looking for a
morale boosting song,
a request to finish
the week off
and we've asked you guys,
oh, sorry,
Ben's put this thing here.
Is it May?
Guess what?
It's gonna be May.
Sorry,
he went to special effort
so I had to go back
and do it.
He's saying me, not may, right?
I know.
Also, we should have played that yesterday, not today.
It is may.
Because the question, the joke goes, wait, what's tomorrow?
Oh, tomorrow?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, well, interesting, Brie, because tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, see, that's the joke.
Like, if you had a clip of Justin Timberlake going
It's me
Then that would be fine
Yeah see that works
Yeah so come back to us in 364 days
So you go
Guess what
It's me
Doesn't really have the same impact
Nah
Okay we're looking for a morale boosting request
We've taken your suggestions
And here are the best ones
One of these is going to be it.
Is it Bass Hunter?
What, this is back in?
Do you mean back in?
Did we have this yesterday?
Nah.
Oh, we didn't?
Nah, we had the Freestylers Push Up.
And what was the other one we had that was close to winning?
The Shapeshifters, Lola's thing.
That's right.
I don't think Bass Hunter's in the same category as those,
but it's still a good song.
God, I've been sweaty at a nightclub dancing to this before.
Is it that or is it Come On Eileen?
Not again.
Give her a break.
It's an option. It's an option.
It's an option as a song we could do.
Do we need some ochre rock on the show from ACDC?
Yeah, get in your holder and do a burnout, baby.
Or do we need some Run DMC as our morale boosting request?
Do we need Sweet Home Alabama?
Do we need Vanessa Amorosi? Or do we need to appease the guy who's been texting us for two weeks
asking for the body rockers I Like The Way?
Every day.
Not a bad song.
Every day without fail he texts.
I feel like I don't want to pick it Because I want to see how far he'll take it
Yeah I feel like if we play it we'll lose him
Or her
Okay so what's it going to be?
What are we playing today?
I don't think it's Bass Hunter
I love Bass Hunter but I don't think that's it
No I don't think that's for today
Okay it's gone
As fun as it would be I don't think it's Come On Eileen.
Not fast enough.
Not fast enough, although it gets fast.
Cool, no, that's gone.
I don't think it's ACDC either.
Nah, me either.
Such a great song, though.
Is it Vanessa Amorosi?
It's such an uplifting song.
It could be, yeah.
I don't think it's Run DMC.
Yeah, nah.
Nah?
Nah.
Okay, cool, it's gone.
Is it The Body Rockers?
I feel like it might be next week for The Body Rockers.
Quite possibly it could be, though.
So, he just texts though. He just texts
back. He goes, I am a he.
Guys, I will text about the Body
Rockers till the end of time.
Okay, so we could play it.
I don't think it's Sweet Home Alabama.
I think it's out of Vanessa
Amorosi and the Body Rockers.
You reckon?
Yeah, I do.
I do. I do.
Oh, I love Sweet Home Alabama.
You can keep it in if you want.
You have to say it.
You have to say the words.
I want to keep it in.
Okay, it's staying in.
So is Vanessa Amorosi going?
Yeah, it can go.
It can go?
Yeah, it can go. Damn, go? Yeah, it can go.
Damn, you really do want Sweet Home Alabama.
Someone just texted me and they said,
it's got to be Sweet Home Alabama or I'll quit my job.
Quit your job.
I'd like to see that.
Is it the Body Rockers?
I like the way you move.
Like, it's good, but...
I like the way you move. What? What are you doing?
What are you typing?
Having a look to see how long Sweet Home Alabama is.
When I hear that clip, it's a song that hasn't aged the best.
No, that's the problem.
Yeah.
Sweet Home Alabama.
Yeah.
Yeah, it hasn't aged very well.
I need to hear a little bit more, I think.
Okay.
I need 50 texts to say play Sweet Home Alabama before we play.
50?
I think it's the Body Rockers.
No, take that back.
I think it's the Body Rockers.
I think it's the Body Rockers.
So we've got to go to split vote.
We're going to producer Ben, who's going to decide today.
What is the morale boosting request?
I think it's the Body Rockers.
He's been texting all week week and it's just a Friday
and it feels good. He's actually been texting for two weeks.
Well, there you go. But then that
means he doesn't text anymore if he plays.
Trust me, he will. No, he said till the end
of time. Yeah, but we're never going to play it again.
You don't know that. You don't know that.
No, I know that. Have you seen how many
times we play other songs?
Like way too much. No, this feels
good.
Oh no, now the
Sweet Home of Alabama
tics are coming in.
Yeah.
I just don't know
where to begin.
Okay, well.
I like the way
you look at me
with those
beautiful eyes. I like the way you look at me with those beautiful eyes
I like the way you act all surprised
I like the way you sing along
I like the way you always get it wrong
I like the way you clap your hands I like the way you love to dance
I like the way you put your hands up in the air
I like the way you shake your head I like the way you like to touch I like the way you say so much
But most of all, yeah, most of all
I like the way you move
I like the way you move
I like the way you put your hands up in the air I like the way you shake your head
I like the way you like to touch
I like the way you say so much
But most of all, yeah, most of all
I like the way you move
I like the way you move
I like the way you put your hands up in the air
I like the way you shake your head
I like the way you like to touch
I like the way you say so much
But most of all
Yeah, most of all
I like the way you move
Zedien, Bree and Clint, that is the winner of our morale boosting request today
from the Body Rockers, I Like The Way You Move.
Have you looked at the text?
No.
So, you know how I said before, someone texts through and they're like,
play Sweet Home Alabama or I'll quit my job.
Yeah.
And then the same person texts through and they're like,
play it, Clint, you pussy.
And then I just had a message
from someone that works here going,
that was me that texted that through.
Guess who it was?
Someone who works here at ZM.
Yeah.
They're invested.
Who could it be?
Surely not Ross Boss. He wouldn't want us to play it. No, not Ross Boss. Who could it be? Surely not Ross Boss.
He wouldn't want us to play it.
No, not Ross Boss.
Who was it?
I'll give you one guess, and if you get it, I'll say that's who it was.
Sarah Akorzy.
You nailed it.
She's the one we talked about last week who's got the three hot boy flatmates.
Yeah, that's the one, yeah.
She's so funny.
Bree and Clint.
There is a town in New Zealand, town, city, place, a centre in New Zealand who has taken
out the prestigious honours of being the first place in New Zealand to eat itself entirely
out of McDonald's.
That's a big, big
achievement. It's a big achievement. That is
no mean feat. These places are well
stocked. But after restaurants
opened up again at level 3 on Tuesday,
it only took 48 hours for this
place to completely clean out
three restaurants. Yeah, it was weird
because they got completely cleaned
out at around 4.30
just after 4.20. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, we've never seen queues like it.
That place was...
None other than my spiritual home, Rotorua.
Kia manaakitanga, feel the spirit, but don't feel the hankering from McDonald's because there is none left.
Represent Rotorua.
Yeah, right.
And if only we had some eyes and ears on the ground
in Rotorua to get a true feeling
of what the mood is like.
Oh no, wait, my mum's there. Let's cross live.
She goes by many names. Mum, Mummy,
Colleen, Mrs Roberts.
But for now, let's just go with Mum. Mum, come in. Hello, hello, Mummy, Colleen, Mrs Roberts, but for now let's just go with Mum. Mum, come
in.
Hello, hello.
Hi Colleen.
Can you establish your current position for us? Where are you currently?
Currently in Countdown, leaning on my trolley.
I thought she was going to say in line at McDonald's.
Yeah. So it doesn't matter which countdown you're at,
if my geography is correct,
you're across the road from a McDonald's, aren't you?
That's right, yeah.
Yeah, so I'd hate to come to countdown
because there's no McDonald's left.
Yeah.
That's rough, Colleen.
Colleen, what is going on that three McDonald's
all in your beloved town have sold out?
Well, in Luteroua, they breed them pretty fine here.
So we were already at peak fitness level. So the change in lifestyle that came with the lockdown,
the level four that most people enjoyed,
didn't matter to Rurian because we were already at peak fitness levels.
So, yeah, so we just had to...
Had to have a cheat day.
We had to fill up with our McDonald's once it all was over, once we were able to, because, you know, that's what we can do because we are all so...
So ripped.
Yeah, right, right.
Is it that or is it just because the weed is cheap there?
Honest question, Mum.
No comment.
Honest question.
Are you one of the people who ate McDonald's
out of Roderua within 48 hours?
Did you have it, Colleen?
Breakfast, lunch and tea.
That's good.
That's a live cross to our correspondent
in Rotorua. On the ground. Yeah, my mum.
He's in Palm Springs at the moment Dean McCarthy, come in
Hello mate
G'day guys, I'm shirtless
I just washed my car
And I'm living the dream
Hello everyone
Oh, what a mental image that is
Hey, speaking of hot mental images
We haven't talked about him on this show for a long time
But he was a mainst show for a long time,
but he was a mainstay for a while.
You've got Channing Tatum news for us.
I do.
I'm going to call it bad Channing Tatum news because it's a touchy subject. As we did stalk him, we followed him around LA.
We went to his home.
Channing Tatum and Jessie J, back on.
Now, let me just set the scene.
They're not just back on.
They were riding a motorbike together.
I'm a cool rider. Like, it would have been really sexy. And you can imagine, just imagine the scene. They're not just back on. They were riding a motorbike together. I'm a cool rider.
Like, it would have been really sexy.
And you can imagine, just imagine the two of them on a bike,
caressing each other.
Sorry, Bree, I'm going.
Can you stop, Dean?
This is hurting me.
The only way it could have been hotter is if Channing Tatum was wearing,
like, Levi's jeans and then a Levi's denim vest with the arms cut off.
Oh, yes.
Buttoned up. And wait, I'm not finished with the arms cut off. Butted up.
And wait, I'm not finished with the mental image yet.
He's the passenger and Jessie J is the one riding the motorbike.
You know?
That's the only way it could have been hotter.
Is that what it was?
Is that how we saw them, Dean?
No, he was in control, but I like the idea of her riding it and him holding on the back.
Yeah, she needs to ride him, I think.
Yeah.
Hot robbing machine between the elites.
I need to ask because, I mean,
not that I'm that interested in their relationship at all,
not like I've been following it at all,
but have they broken up and gotten back together like four times now?
How many times is it?
Yes.
Yes.
This is, I think, the third.
Yeah.
I love that you're like,
I mean, they've only broken up four times in six months.
No, literally, this is the third time that they've broken up and got back together that I know of.
But remember when you went to their house?
I mean, that stalker was at that house.
I don't know who.
I don't think they were together at that time.
Yeah, right.
They're like a high school relationship.
You know those people that used to date and then break up, get back together the next week?
That's what they're like.
I'm trying to think if there's any successful couples who do this, who break up on the regular.
And then duck together.
And then long term, they end up going well. I can't think of any. I can't. It's never successful couples who do this, who break up on the regular. And end up together. And then long term they end up going well.
I can't think of any.
I can't.
It's never a great sign, you know.
No, it isn't a good sign.
I'd love to know why they've broken up.
Yeah.
What do you reckon it would be?
The distance?
Cheating.
Cheating.
There you go.
You have it from Dean McCarthy.
Right.
It's cheating.
Thanks, Dean.
He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles.
This is Jessie J on ZM.
Brianne Clint.
No, God.
I'm feeling sexy and free.
I knew.
I picked it.
Like it's raining on me.
I knew it was coming.
It's been a while.
Like a shot of pure gold.
This is good, though.
Just as good as the original.
I think I'm about to explode.
She's obviously got laryngitis in this one.
Listen up, Dean.
Here comes the chorus.
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air.
And I'm breathing like I'm something other than me. Thank God it's Friday.
Go for the high note.
Oh, my God.
Out of control.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
We can do this all night.
Dean's gone.
Dean, hug him.
He hung up. It was that bad
Zed and Bree and Clinton
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Hello, mate.
Dean's gone.
He hung up.
He hung up.
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