ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 20th 2019

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

Game Of thrones spoilers…Dean McCarthy live from LATalking catChanning Tatum Insta DMWaiter in troubleDid you wet the bed early in the relationship?Trash or treasureAre we going to LA…? #ChasingTatumBree calls Disneyland ParkBirthday Banger!Is Bree OK?Clints dadAnother dream jobSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Guys, guys, gather around, get close, get closer to your earphones. Are you going to do something? Today, on the show, we get some very, very good news. When someone says like, you says that and like, come come in here I'm expecting like A pull my finger situation No I was just saying Gather round everyone

It doesn't work Through a podcast right No but You get the idea Oh yeah there's some Good news in the podcast There's some real Good news in the show today

Like big Like huge Go and build it up Some more Massive And with that Level of expectation Huge. Go and build it up some more. Massive. And with that level of expectation, we'll let you enjoy it. It's probably at about the halfway point.

Brie and Clint solemnly swear that today's show will contain zero Game of Thrones spoilers. Mainly because they haven't seen the final. So don't you spoil it either. Yeah, that's one great way of making sure we don't ruin Game of Thrones for you, eh? Don't watch it. We haven't seen the final. So don't you spoil it either. Yeah, that's one great way of making sure we don't ruin Game of Thrones for you, eh? Don't watch it. We haven't seen it. It's all over, though. It's all over.

That's it. Some people will know how it finished. And can I suggest, if you are looking forward to the last ever episode of Game of Thrones tonight, stay off Twitter because the meme... Oh, sorry, Instagram. Sorry, I thought it was 2015 for a second.

Stay off the gram because the memes are out. Because as my mum said, eight years. Eight years. Eight years people have been waiting for this. Good luck getting through it. I think if you can stay offline, we promise you you won't get a spoiler. Well, a Game of Thrones spoiler. No Game of Thrones spoilers on the show.

Also, big day today. We need to make a call. Are we going to LA? Are we going to meet Channing Tatum or at least chase him? Ross Boss owes us a decision. We've also got a bit of an ultimatum too. If he can't get us there, we do have one last way that will get us flights to Los Angeles. I don't like the second thing.

And Ross has been avoiding us. So we don't know what the verdict is going to be. Put it this way, either Ross Boss funds the trip or a member of the Bree and Clint family is being sacrificed for us to get there. I already tried to sacrifice my feet and they didn't

want them. They sent them back. They sent the pictures back. As in sacrifice not accepted. Your chance too to see Taylor Swift live with ZM's World World Tour No. 4. That's a trip to LA as well for Wango Tango. That's exciting. But next we are going to talk spoilers. Not Game of Thrones spoilers.

No. Not Game of Thrones spoilers. But spoilers in general. There's a lot of talk at the moment around Game of Thrones and actual text messages that are going viral on Reddit about spoilers from Game of Thrones. We'll give you more on that next. Spree and Clint, ZDM.

ZDM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Game of Thrones final day. Big day. Big day for a lot of people. A lot of people will be at home right now. Took sickies because they couldn't risk going to work and not seeing it as soon as it came out. It's all over.

It's finished. Finished 10 all over. It's finished. Finished 10 minutes ago. It's done. We haven't seen it, by the way. You're not going to get a spoiler here. No, there's no spoilers here for Game of Thrones. Eight years people have been waiting for this moment. That's a long time.

It's so much pressure. And I reckon it can't live up to that pressure. There's too much. You want so much out of this last episode, but maybe it does. Maybe it's the perfect ending to a TV show that's ever happened and maybe you're going to get that when you get home tonight and watch it. Well, you'd hope so. And you'd bloody hope that no one is going to ruin it for you

in the space of now and until you get home and you can watch it. Yeah. But unfortunately, in the world that we live in today with social media, spoilers are bigger and realer than ever. Has any spoilers before it aired for Game of Thrones made it out yet? Like, did it get ruined for anyone before it went to air? Yeah, so there was this thread on Reddit, apparently. There was this leaked group of text messages that got leaked last week

about last week's episode and everyone was like, oh, it's not real, it's not real. Turns out the stuff in the text messages were real. So it was a real spoiler. Right. And there was rumours that there was going to be one about today's episode but I'm not sure. But everyone's just literally boycotting Reddit for the moment.

Yeah, phones off, no social media. Because I know the feeling. Because I remember the other day last week when MKR got spoiled for me and I saw who went home and I was devastated. Was it Pete or Manu? Please tell me it wasn't Manu. I can take or leave Pete, but just not Manu. Please tell me it wasn't Manu. I can take or leave Pete. Just not Manu. Leave Manu

alone. I love him. They don't send the hosts home, do they? No. I've really muffed that one up. There is something about a spoiler though, and there must be some kind of statute of limitation on it, right? Because sometimes you'll be talking about a TV show that finished years ago, and you'll be like

oh, I never saw that bit coming at the end. I never saw it at the end of Sixth Sense. That's crazy how he was dead. And then someone goes oh what? You ruined it for me. I haven't seen that yet. So whose fault is it? Is it the person who has said the spoiler or is it the person who

hasn't seen it's fault? See I think it's time sensitive. I think there has to be a time frame and I propose that anything older than five years, spoilers don't apply. Yep, you can give out spoilers and it's their fault because they haven't seen it. If you haven't seen it within five years, it's your fault. You had five years to go and see that.

I agree. And, you know, it comes with like, is it a power thing? Like when someone wants to give out a spoiler? Is that what it is? Yeah, or it's just like a... They feel a sense of power. Or just sadness inside. Yeah, just plain old sadness.

Or he's a sad person. Could we do some spoilers this afternoon on the show? Not Game of Thrones. Not Game of Thrones. But what do you want to spoil for someone this afternoon? You call us with something that you've always wanted to spoil. You can spoil it for the whole country. Let us know what it is and then we'll decide.

Is it fair to let that one out there? Like, do you want to call us with the result of the 2007 Rugby World Cup? Do you want to let us know who won? Is it time? Are we ready to hear that? Do you want to tell people that Marissa dies in the third season of the OC? What? Sorry, guys.

0800 dial ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're talking spoilers this afternoon. Not Game of Thrones. Not Game of Thrones spoilers. We won't spoil that for you this afternoon. The eighth season has just wrapped up.

It's finished. It's all over. A lot of people have taken a sick day today, I'm sure, to watch it. Which is the right thing to do. Yes. From both an employment perspective and a fandom perspective as well. Trust me, when the finale of MKR is on soon, I won't be here. We won't see you.

No, that's right. I'll be at home watching. When Survivor finished, we didn't see you for a week, just to be safe. We're wondering, though, is there some kind of sick pleasure in giving out a spoiler? And if they're old enough, is that okay? Do you want to spoil something that it's been long enough? It's about time that it got spoiled. Do you have something you want to spoil for people?

Look, I'll just go ahead and do it, okay? The All Blacks do not win The 2007 Rugby World Cup I know I know Well who bloody won then? Shame Well Shame

I mean I've blocked that In my memory Well it wasn't the Wallabies Was it? Can't have been Have you got something You want to spoil? I already did

Oh the Yeah The OC Yeah Unfortunately In the OC Marissa dies. Shame.

Shame. Shame. You joke, but people are actually quite annoyed at you for saying that. Hi, Katie. Katie, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Katie, what do you want to spoil for people this afternoon? Well, I want to spoil gossip.

No, I don't want to know. I haven't finished it. Okay, hold on. Wait. Okay, go. Okay. So, Dan from Gossip Girl is Gossip Girl. Feels too recent. It feels like you've actually spoiled

something quite serious there, Katie. That was ruthless, Katie. I didn't hear it, but, I mean, people are devastated. Just kidding. If you haven't watched the end of Gossip Girl yet, what are you up to? I love people on the text machine. There's a few good ones. Someone said, here comes a Sex and the City spoiler.

They go, Sex and the City, spoiler alert, Carrie ends up with Mr. Big. Oh. I've got a spoiler for you for Sex and the City, spoiler alert, Carrie ends up with Mr. Big. I've got a spoiler for you for Sex and the City. Yeah? The second movie sucks. No! I quite liked it. Why are they in the desert?

Why are they in the desert? I thought it was called Sex and the City, not Sex and the Desert. That's the only way they could have got the money to make the second movie. Hayley, you get the last chance this afternoon. What are you going to spoil for us? I'm going to spoil the long-running friends that Ross and Rachel end up together in the end. Oh, what?

Well, not going to watch that show anymore. I don't think anyone is anymore. It's still on TV, I think. Oh, I think it's still on every day before the news. Oh, now I've just read the biggest spoiler of the lot. What's that? Oh, on the text machine. Great.

Someone said in the movie Titanic, the ship sinks. Well, what's the point of watching that now? Well, now I'm not going to go and watch Titanic 2. What's the point? ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz

I believe he's live on the red carpet for the American Idol finale. It's Dean. Hello, mate. Hello, guys. Oh, my goodness. It is all going down at CBS Studios in Hollywood. Tonight we find out who will be the next American Idol.

You can watch it tonight on Choice TV, Freeview Channel 12, Sky Channel 24. And I've got to tell you, if you haven't been following, it doesn't matter because tonight's episode is jam-packed with everyone from Montel Jordan, Katy Perry performs, all the judges perform, and some huge surprise celebrity guests. I'm having a blast, as you can tell in my voice.

Damn, Montel Jordan. Also, have you seen Katy Perry yet? This is how we do it. This is how we do it. This is how we do it. Have you seen Katy Perry yet? And is she dressed as a hamburger? There's no hamburger.

She's not come as fruit, flauna or fora. I promise you. Has she come as a chandelier again? No chandeliers were hurt in the making of her costume tonight. She looks fabulous. She's got like this long blonde side pony switch,

and I love a side pony switch. My life will be made when she comes as a chicken parmy. Or a lasagna topper. Or a lasagna topper, yeah. Dean, you've got the exclusive scoop on the Elton John Rocketman movie, which is coming out, I think it's this weekend, but you've already seen it, right? Oh, my goodness.

So what happened, I got to go to a preview screening here in LA. Let me tell you this. This film, of course, it's the bio of Elton John. But let me tell you, they have gone there. This is such a real, authentic, true story. They talk about everything from his drug use to sex, everything. Like, nothing is off limits or off bounds. And it really is the true story of Elton John.

In fact, during the premiere, it got a standing ovation. Elton John burst into tears, and it is one of the most entertaining and real and raw films you'll see this year hitting cinemas. Yeah, this week. Okay, you tell us, Dean, is it better than Bohemian Rhapsody? Um, no, because I say no,

because I loved Bohemian Rhapsody. I thought that was just like his performance. Remy's performance was like one I've never seen before. So I don't know. I think I was so obsessed with how Remy performed that I don't know if anything could top that for a while. Okay. It's up there. It's one of those films we'll be talking about and it'll be an award season for sure.

Cool. I'm very keen to see that movie. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger, he's back in the action movies, or not really, someone's just fly kicked him. This is what happened. So let me set the scene for you. This is honestly what happened. It's going to sound like a scene from a movie.

Arnie was there at this big, you know, fitness convention in South Africa. A guy comes running from behind, jumps in the air, feet first. Okay, like something from The Matrix. Yeah. Feet first, flies, I guess you call it a fly kick or something, jumps in the air feet first okay like something from The Matrix feet first flies I guess you call it a fly kick or something

in the back and Arnold Schwarzenegger hits Arnold Schwarzenegger in the back with his feet falls to the ground Arnie barely is even moved Arnie's like oh was that a mosquito

was there a giraffe that didn't feel a thing and all of a sudden as you can imagine security tackled this guy to the ground and yeah Arnie was fine but the rest of us

were in shock I've seen it it's full on. The guy does attack him from behind. And he didn't have a big reaction. He basically just said, oh, my buck. Oh, no, good. I'll pay that one. I'll pay that.

That's a clap. Sorry. That's a clap. Sorry, I couldn't resist it. Oh, my buck. Oh, my buck. Dean, we're going to leave it there. Thank you, Dean. I think we've peaked. You go and enjoy American Idol. We'll talk to you later. Bye, guys. Dean didn't enjoy that joke at all. I think he's so busy.

Oh, good, good. That'll be it, right? Mate, it was good. Good. Okay, sweet. That's good, good, good. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I have found what may be the world's first talking cat. Now, this is big. I mean, I obviously make no- I'm sceptical. I make no secret about the fact that I'm a cat guy. Got a this is big. I mean, I obviously make no I'm sceptical. I make no secret about the fact that I'm a cat guy. Got a couple of cats, Ziggy and Bowie. Big fans of them. Them of me? Not so much. But this is relevant

to me. Cat news. So, are you ready to hear the world's first talking cat? You're promising a lot. I'm picturing a cat to get up and do like a TED talk. No, no. That's what I'm picturing a cat to get up and do like a TED talk. No, no. That's what I'm picturing.

No, no, it doesn't go that far. You've said a talking cat, so I'm picturing a cat to get up and do a speech. It's a full sentence. It's a one, two, three, four, five, six. It's about 12 words in this sentence. Okay. It's a big sentence.

I don't want to influence you. You know how the Laurel Yanny thing, if someone told you what you should hear, then there's a chance you'd just hear that one? What did you hear? Laurel. Laurel. Yeah. This is about the cat, though, okay?

Yeah. This is about the cat. I want to play you the cat sentence first, and you tell me if you can see what you hear first of all. Okay? So here it is. For the first time ever, a Brian Clint exclusive, the world's first talking cat as found by me on Instagram.

What do you reckon? Are you kidding? You didn't get anything out of that? One more time. I'll play it for you again. Because I do have the translation and I will give it to you. Okay. But I want you to just write down what you hear.

Okay. Write down the words that you hear. And I'll turn it up a little bit too. Here you go. I am not mistaken. I think the cat said... Do you want me to translate it for you? Okay.

The cat didn't say anything. He did. And I promise you, once I tell you what he said, you'll hear it too, since you don't understand his accent. Okay? So what he is saying is, I am Big Billy, the big wet billy and i going to go clearly um okay very clear very clear now that you've heard that listen carefully i am big billy the

big wet billy and i'm gonna go clearly um Clearly, um, mm. I mean, come on. I can just picture when you have this baby in a couple of months and it farts and you're like, oh, it's a dad. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Brianna's amazing. ZDM's Bree and Clint The podcast Brianna's amazing ZM's Bree and Clint Are chasing Tatum We've got a special guest on the show

And a man Who is inadvertently helping us In our quest to catch Channing Tatum In Los Angeles He's doing a part of the work And we really appreciate it He started a quest actually To get people to start

inboxing Channing, asking him if he can meet us when we're in LA. Welcome to the show at AA80. Hello, hello, hello. How is everyone? Wait, what's your real name? Oh, I don't know. I'll let you make that up.

That's up to you. He wants to remain anonymous. Okay, cool. You're quite valuable to us because you make that up. That's up to you. He wants to remain honest. He wants to remain honest. Okay, cool. You're quite valuable to us because you have gone above and beyond the call of duty and you've DM'd the Channing Tatum hoping that he'll take notice of our cause. Is that right? Of course I have. I'm huge fans of you guys and, you know, Brie needs to achieve these goals.

Do you think that we're actually going to get a chance to get in touch and meet Channing in the flesh? Yes, I do. I believe in the people. I believe in the mission. I firmly do believe that at some point in the future

you're going to take off and meet this young gentleman and who knows? Do you think there's a romantic chance at all? Oh, it's up to those two. I hope so. Well, a little bit up to Jessie J as well, but that's okay. Can we ask, at AA80 from Instagram, what did you message Channing Tatum on our behalf?

Yeah, what did you actually say? I forget what you inboxed him. Oh, I just said, dude, you know, get your head out of your bum and have a look. This girl's chasing you. She wants to know a few truths about the situation. Kind of like my name that you're chasing. Yeah. And, yeah.

Why not? Okay, okay. That's great. Social media. It's good. It's good. It's nice, honest. I'm sure you appreciate the direct approach.

It's brilliant. What he's trying to achieve, and I think what you're trying to say, double A80 off Instagram, is that there's power in numbers. I appreciate the direct approach. It's brilliant. What he's trying to achieve, and I think what you're trying to say, double A80 off Instagram, is that there's power in numbers. Mm. And if we stalk together, then maybe,

I mean, if we chase Channing together, maybe there's a potential he will actually notice what we're trying to achieve. Or notify authorities. Yeah, well, that's a good, that's a point as well. The big question, did he reply? Not as yet.

Not as yet. I was actually thinking about that because you guys, yeah, punched it into me a few hours ago. Yeah. Yeah, I might have to spread my wings a little bit and go a little bit beyond the range. Yeah. Where are you, by the way?

At the moment, can't tell by my voice I can tell, he's an Aussie I assume you're in Australia? I am Right, so this is now a global quest This is now a trip from New Zealand to LA Being pushed via Australia I like that, it's got what we like to call in the industry

Gravitas It's got momentum Six degrees of separation Is all that separates us little pork chops. AA80, as the official spokesperson of the people-led movement to chase Channing Tatum, can you give a message to everybody else encouraging them to inbox Channing on our behalf? Of course, of course. I think everyone should get involved for this.

We all need to seek out the truth of the situation. Otherwise, it's going to just tear Bree up, and we all love Bree. So people, people, people, get out there, inbox him, send out little kites and messages, and let's make this happen. You're an absolute legend. I'm inspired by you. If we do meet him, we're going to FaceTime you, okay? Oh, lovely, lovely, lovely.

Yes, yes. As the crusader, the leader Oh, lovely, lovely, lovely. Yes, yes. As the crusader, the leader of the people, we thank you, double A80 from Instagram. Lead the charge. That is so nice, too, that someone would go and do that for us. No, it's awesome. And if you feel like jumping on the bear wagon, send Channing Tatum an inbox.

You can. Anyone can. Say, all going to plan. We'll be there next week. Where are you going to be? Can you come and meet us? Meet up for a coffee. Send us a screen cap.

We'd love to share it as well and really get this thing going viral. Just tag us in, at Bree and Clint. Easy as that. Yep, simple. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, in life, mistakes happen. Yeah.

No one is perfect. We all have those moments where you think. Oh, Christ, what have you done? No, it's not me. Are you sure? For once. It sounds like one of those things where you're going, hey, look, nobody's perfect, eh?

Cool, cool, cool. Just seeing as you agree, I hit your car. Agree. And, yep, there's a big graze on the left side. No, there's a waiter over in Manchester who I feel so bad for reading this story. Okay. So he was waiting in this really swanky restaurant in Manchester in northwest England and this table has ordered a bottle of wine

and I'm going to try and say the type of bottle of wine that they ordered but I'm not going to be very good. Yeah. So they've ordered a Chateau Pichon Longuevallée Contessa di Landi 2001 vintage. Oh, that's a nice one, that one. Isn't it good? Mm-hmm. And it's worth it. Really improved on the 2000.

Great year, 2001. It was good, but they really, yeah. So that's what they ordered. This table has ordered that bottle, which is expensive. It's about $480. Anytime a wine has a name that you can't say. You know it's fancy. You know it's fancy.

So they've ordered this $480 bottle of wine and the waiter has gone back to the wine cellar where it was apparently just havoc, very busy. And unfortunately, he hasn't grabbed the Chateau Pinot Longville. He's grabbed a bottle of Chateau Le Pinporil 2001 vintage. I mean, easy mistake to make. I mean, they're both Chateaus. You're just getting your Chateaus confused. Except one bottle.

Chateau happens. Exactly. Except one bottle's worth $480. The bottle he grabbed is worth $8,350. Ah, right. Shazer. Now, Shato. Oh, Shato.

Shatter me bricks. In this situation. Shatter me timbers. I imagine it's quite good to be on the receiving end. Like if I order a 400. Yes. And you give me the 8,000, you can't charge me for the 8,000, can you? No.

You can't because I didn't ask for it. So you can't charge me for something I didn't ask for. Exactly. Exactly. So what's happened? The table has thoroughly enjoyed the bottle. No one has noticed until after service. They would have gone, this is a very good wine for $400.

This is a ripping bottle. Anyway, the restaurant owner, I'm pretty sure, has sent out a tweet saying this. To the customer who accidentally got given the bottle of Chateau Le Pinpottle 2001, which is $8,350. Hope you enjoyed your evening. And then he said to the member of staff who accidentally gave it away, chin up, mistakes happen and we love you anyway.

Oh, that is too nice. And you're also fired. We are, yeah. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. What do you think is the best thing about when a sibling of yours gets married? Oh, I don't know. I've never experienced that. Oh, you haven't?

Well, I'm the only married one in my... I'm the oldest. Right. I'm the oldest. So it means you gain another family member. Oh, yeah, okay. And because you gain another member of the family, it means you have another person you're allowed to embarrass on the radio.

And that's what I'm about to do right now. We're family. That means I can rip on you in public. Exactly. So my sister, she got married to her boyfriend Simon last year, and they've been happily married for a year now. How do you know they're happily married? Well, I think they're at least married still.

Yeah. Yeah. They went to Bali for like a honeymoon, a re-honeymoon. I don't know what you call it. That's a good sign. Yeah. So I guess. Wait, re-honeymoon?

Re-honeymoon? What's a re-honeymoon? An anniversary moon. Oh, okay. Or an anymoon. Lucky. They've only been married for a year. I know. they're rich.

Anyway, I thought in light of that, my sister and I were talking about one of my favourite stories about my brother-in-law, Simon, about when her and him first met. And probably one of the most awkward early dating stories I've heard. Oh, not the time he nearly burnt down your dad's farm with fireworks. No, not that time. So Simon and my sister were recently dating. They'd been dating for about three weeks

and my sister at the time still lived with my mum and dad in our family home. So they lived at the family home. Simon was sleeping over and they were in bed. My sister has rolled over and she's kind of put her hand down on the bed. That feels wet. Something is wet in the bed. Simon has wet the bed. Not to mention, like, so let's put this into context.

They've been dating for three weeks. Yeah. One of the first time he's slept over. Yeah. He's wet the bed in my family home. Like, it wasn't even that my sister lived in a flat. Did he wet your sister's childhood bed? Like...

Could have been. Could have been a single. Look, look, look, like you said earlier in the show Accidents happen How do you deal With a bed wet At your in-laws family house Let alone the fact that you're in bed

With someone that you've only been dating For three weeks How do you deal with that Well if it was me I would probably try and hide it as best I could. How? I'd probably lie on that bit. I would lie on that bit. I'd find the wet bit

and I'd make something as big as I could and I'd just hope that my body heat dried it. And do a wee angel. Just make a wee angel. Get some friction. Get some friction going. And she's like, why are you thrashing around so much? She's like, oh, I'm just having a bad dream. Having a bad dream. If you laid there long enough, would it dry?

Nah. Not a wee. Not a wee. Imagine if you were just like, nah, let's just lay in bed all day. In my urine. Also, also, like, well, no, we don't need to go into what it would smell like. No, we don't need to go into that.

We do need to go into what happened. How did he deal with that? There was someone who cleaned it up. It wasn't Simon. It wasn't my sister. It was my mother. Oh, God bless her. As come in.

Yeah. Morning, guys. How is everyone this morning? My mum standing there in the doorway and my sister goes, not good, Simon's wet the bed. And now we call him in our family brother-in-law or Simon the bedwetter. Simon the bedwetter.

I imagine your mum wouldn't have made him feel awful. She would have tried to deal with it nicely. She would have been like. She would have been the best. I'll get you a towel. Yep? She would have been like... She would have been the best. I'll get you a towel. Yep. She would have been like, it's not a big deal. Do you need some fresh knickers?

It's fine. Oh, God forbid that ever happens in a relationship that you're in. Like, look, look, look. It happens. It does. Accidents happen. But if you are struck with such a bad bit of luck that it happens in the first few weeks of your relationship, can a relationship survive that?

Obviously it can. Your sister and Simon the bedwetter got through it. Obviously it worked for my sister. But are they a unique case, you know? Can anybody else get through that? Let's find out. On 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, did they wet the bed early in the relationship?

And we want to know how it turned out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you still a going thing? Do you have special sheets? Maybe it was you that wet the bed. Oh, no one will call off the other one. Surely. Come on, you can text us on 9696 as well.

Something I skipped in front of me. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bit of a... Shared a story. Yeah, bit of a gremlin this afternoon. I mean, things happen. Oh, look, it's life.

Grow up, everybody. These things happen and maybe this will make you feel better about something that's happened in your life. My brother-in-law, Simon, the bedwetter, we call him in our family now, the first two weeks that he was dating my sister at my parents' house, he wet the bed. Your mum had to clean it up.

And he, can I say, never gets embarrassed, but he apparently was so embarrassed. I've got a text from my mum that is very similar to this topic that's just come through. What did she say? I'm just waiting to hear if I'm allowed to read it on the radio. I've just texted back and I said, mum, is this story for the radio? Colleen's sharing up the stories this afternoon.

We'll see what comes through. But Ali, you've got a friend who has a partner who's like this, right? Wet the bed early in the relationship? Yes. What happened, Ellie? So my friend's ex-boyfriend, whenever he went out into town, he would wet the bed. Wait, so every time he would go out

and he would come home after being out on the lemonades, he would wet the bed. Wait, so every time he would go out and he would come home after being out on the lemonades, he would wet the bed? Yeah, and she would have to set alarms throughout the night to make sure pigs go to the toilet. What? To kick him out of the bed and send him to the toilet? No, so she would set alarms to try and make him go to the toilet, but often he just wouldn't get up and pee the bed anyway.

Oh, that's... See, we're talking about accidents here. This guy's a repeat offender. I was going to say, it seems like a... Make him sleep outside. Make him sleep outside. He's not a dog. No, but he's behaving like one. True. If that's how he wants to behave, you know what? Rub his nose in it. You can sleep outside. Hey, Chantel.

Hey. Chantel, what happenedel what happened who wet the bed So it's me I'm the wet bedder Oh no you're the bed wetter Yep So mine was Two years ago I had just started dating this dude for one week

And I peed in his bed at his mum's house No And what did you do Can you explain to me when you woke up, when you woke up and you realised, what was the feeling like? Oh, I was mortified because I had one of those dreams where you thought you're on the toilet. Oh, no.

I hate those dreams because they're so relieving. In your dream, you're like, oh, this is such a good dream. Yeah, because you relax, you get all in on it. Can I ask, just before you tell us the rest of the story, Chantel and Clint, are you like this? Do you ever have that moment? Sometimes I'll wake up early in the morning and I'll drag myself

to the toilet and then I'll be sitting there on the toilet weeing and then I'm like, what if I'm asleep right now and I'm weeing in my bed? Well, honestly, you've just got no idea. You've got to risk it. I always do, Chantel. Well, we've just had a reply from my mum, by the way.

Yeah. On the topic of early in the relationship, this is early, she said, I spewed in your grandmother's spare bed when your father and I were first dating in Wellington.

We went out, had a very big night and I vomited in the bed. Oh, that's next level, Mum. And this is very, I've never seen this side of my mum too. She said, ended up with Grandma picking carrots out of her sheets so that we could put them in the wash. But.

They did end up happily married. That's the thing. If that had gone badly, if grandma had reacted to it differently, I may not exist. Sometimes, yeah. If that situation hadn't gone as well as it did, I may not be here to laugh about that text message. Can make or break relationships, can't it?

One more, and this person would like to remain anonymous. Anonymous. I feel like this story is going to be a doozy. What happened? Who wet the bed? Hey, guys. So three months into the relationship, I wet the bed and you guys are the only people that know she does still to this day does not know. And this was 10 years ago.

How does she not know, Anonymous? How did you get away with it? So we'd been out on the cocktails and got home. We were pretty hammered. I woke up during the night and realised, I was like, how am I going to do this? She was still combed out. I lifted her out of bed, put her on the couch in the room and changed all the bed, put the sheets to one side, put her back in the bed and woke up in the morning before her and put the washing on.

Like a baby, you managed to move her and she still didn't even realise that the sheets had been changed. Let me break something to you, Anonymous. Unbelievable. She knows. She definitely knows. Would she not say something, though? Let's be honest.

It's been 10 years. It's been 10 years. When was the last time you got picked up as a baby and didn't wake up? She knows. Well, she had had a few, so she was pretty comatose. Probably as a baby, to be fair. Right.

Okay, well, I see why you wanted to remain anonymous. No, I love it. My favourite text machine, the text machine, someone says, bedwetting? That ain't even the start of it. First night of a three-week stint at the in-laws and I number two'd the bed. Oh.

Zidim Spree in Clint, the podcast. Oh, yes. Trash or treasure. Yeah, we've got some fuel to give away thanks to mobile. With Trash or Treasure, if you haven't heard this before, Antiques Roadshow, we give you the description of the item, where it's from, what year usually, and then you have to tell us whether it's trash worth under five grand or treasure worth over five grand.

Our lucky participant today is Laurie. Hi, Laurie. Hi, Laurie. Hi. Hi. How are you going? Good, thanks. Have you heard the game before?

I have. Are you a the game before? I have. Are you a junk shopper? Are you the sort of person who goes into the Sally Army looking for something and hoping that you find like a little bit of treasure? Not really. I try and stay away from doing that. Okay. Fair enough.

Let's see how you go today. I'm about to present you your first item. Yes. So, Laurie, we're going to give you three items. You just need to get two out of three to get the fuel, okay? Okay, sounds great. All right, Laurie, here comes item number one. We know it's a pocket watch.

It's 18 karat gold. It was made by Smith & Son in London. Okay. And they were famous watchmakers. They made watches for the British royalty. They were very famous for making chronometers and very accurate timepieces. Oh, chronometers. An 18-carat gold pocket watch.

I'm definitely going treasure. Treasure? Okay, let's find out. Over five grand. Let's go to the audio. In the present market, would retail between $40,000 to $50,000. Oh!

Well done, Laurie. That's definitely treasure. That's definitely treasure. You're on the money, Laurie. That's one to you. An 18-carat gold watch. Yeah, Well done, Laurie. It's a heavenly treasure. It's a heavenly treasure. You're on the money, Laurie. That's one to you. An 18-carat gold watch. Yeah, you'd think so. Like, there's little clues in the audio, and good work on finding that.

Here comes item number two. This doll was made by Leo Casimir Brue in 1880. That's pretty old. So she's definitely antique. Okay. And she was made in France. Oh, okay. It's a French doll. And we call her a she's definitely antique. Okay. And she was made in France. Oh, okay. So French doll then.

And we call her a circle dot brooch. Okay, Laurie. All right, so it's a French porcelain doll from the late 1800s. Can I say, just I don't know if it makes it worth more or less, it looks like it's possessed. It's so creepy. Like it looks like it has a spirit trapped inside it. I honestly opened the book today that producer Ben gave us and nearly packed my dacks. She's also wearing a pretty necklace.

So, trash under five grand or treasure over five grand? I'm going to go treasure just because it's so old. Okay, treasure. Let's go to the... On today's market, she would retail for around $12,000 to $14,000. She's got it! She's got the fuel. Nice work, Laurie. Well done, Laurie.

We're going to send you out some mobile fuel. Congratulations. Should we do the last one just for funsies? All right. Oh, yeah. OK, last one just for fun. Here you go, Laurie. Last one. Just a beautiful flag. Coke is one of the most iconic American brands.

Also, it's probably one of the longest collected brands. You wouldn't have had a flag this big for any other purpose besides a headquarters or a manufacturing plant. So, look at the quality of it. It's two-piece construction. Tells us it's the post-1969 and abused to the present day. It's a giant Coca-Cola flag. I'm gonna say trash for that.

Trash. At auction, I would conservatively estimate this at $1,500 to $2,000. She is on fire. Three from three. You're bloody good. Maybe you should go out junking, Laurie. Also, who's paying $1,500 for a giant Coke flag? I like Coke as much as the next guy, but that's a very expensive flag.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. ZM. 2012's sexiest man alive. Please welcome Jeff Gordon. He follows 829 people on Instagram. Jeff Gordon. Julia Roberts.

Justin Timberlake. Maisie Williams. Robert Downey Jr. And one of them is ZM's own Brie Somerset. Brianna's amazing. She's hysterical. Shut the hell up. But was it an accidental follow?

There's only one way to find out. You're meeting him. It has to happen. What the hell's going on? ZM's Brie and Clint are chasing Totem. Are we or aren't we? Very hard to do it from New Zealand, right? We need to be in LA.

The D-Day is we need to leave by this Saturday. So we kind of need an answer today. We put it to Ross Boss and we said, is there any way we could get flights with us? He's been away working on it. In the meantime, we've also had an unlikely hero join the show. A man by the name of Vin has called through. Hey Vin. Hello Vin. How are ya? Now,

a hero or a villain? Well, this is the thing. That's completely up to you and how you interpret it. The trip needs money. Vin, remind us what you've offered to do once more. Well, I did offer to give nine grand cash for the Venute on the day. And the Venute being

my child, my baby that we took around the country, the half van half ute hybrid. Which is currently just sitting in a parking lot in East Auckland, by the way. It is. But you don't just get rid of family. Vin, is that offer still on the table? Like if Ross Boss can't help us out today, is that $9,000

still available? I don't know actually. You've really made me wait on this a little bit. It depends how much you're really wanting to go, I guess, and if there might be anything else in the venue for me. Vin, all right, fine. This is how much I'm committed to getting the team to LA because I want to do this so bad.

Okay. And I don't know what Ross Boss is about to say. He could just say a big fat no to everything. If Ross Boss says no, I will take eight grand for the Venute. Eight grand for the Venute. Right here, right now. Right here, right now. If Ross says no, she's yours.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wonder what the wife's going to say about that one. I'd be pretty happy for that. Okay. Okay, that sounds like a deal in theory. Wait there, wait there, Vin. We're going to bring Ross Boss in. Can you just do an air shake?

Is it a deal? Shake. Shake on it. I'm shaking on it. I've made the commitment. Oh, I'm shaking. Oh, no, Vin. Welcome, Ross Boss.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. As a married man, I can sense Vin hasn't actually talked to his wife about this. No, I don't think he has. And she's going to be, why are you giving that bird off the radio all that money? True, it does sound a little bit dodgy, Vin. Yeah, it does. It might be in your best interest

if Ross Boss has some good news for us. So, Ross, you've been working on it. What's the deal? Is there any way we can get to Los Angeles in the next five days? Not only can we get there in the next five days, I've talked to some mates, got some good mates. You're leaving on Friday night.

Thanks again, New Zealand Grabber Sea. Shut the hell up, Ross Boss. He's actually come through with something for life. Are you joking? This is, I think, probably the first time I've ever made anyone happy, really. But, yeah. I made my wife happy. And you've saved a marriage.

You've saved a marriage. Oh my god, I mean I'm so happy, this is so fantastic, but it's also bittersweet because I mean, Vin, well, you've just saved yourself $8,000, but there's no... I've got an idea. What? Could Vin babysit the Venute while we're in LA? While we're over there, could he have it for a week, maybe? Yeah, of course he can. Can he just house it full. While we're over there, could he have it for a week maybe?

Yeah, of course he can. Can he just house our full stock because we really don't have anywhere to park it. I've got a secure property. Vin, there might be something in this for you as well, mate. You wait there, okay? All right, mate. Okay, thanks very much. Oh, that is huge.

That is huge. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Ross Boss has just given us the green light that we're going to LA on Friday night. We're going to get the chance to chase Channing Tatum. We're going to get to try and track him down and find him and just say, why do you follow Bree on Instagram? What's going on? What's happening?

Look, we've got the flights. Great. That's excellent. And we're really, really happy about that. Thanks to Air New Zealand. Grab a seat. Thank you. Thank you.

Grab a seat. Come through with the goods. That's excellent and we're really, really happy about that. Thanks to Air New Zealand Grab A Seat. Thank you. Thank you, Grab A Seat. That really comes through with the goods. We don't have any contacts and we don't have details on where Channing is. We don't have anything other than that, but we have flights. We tried to get some information last week and I tried to call Channing Tatum's gym as a fake Jessie J, his girlfriend. Didn't go down well. Yes, I think I'd like to look at the facilities.

Channing, my boyfriend, he said that the facilities are quite great, but I would like to come in and have a look. When could I do that? Someone I know watched the video of that call and they said they've never cringed so hard at their own laptop in their whole life. I thought I nailed that accent. And I think it's time.

Oh, bless you, mate. I think it's time to bring back the fake Jessie J. Right. I've got an idea. They were seen last week at Disneyland together, Jessie J and Channing Tatum. What if we call Disneyland and I say that I'm Jessie J and that Channing's lost his favourite pair of sentimental sunglasses.

Oh, yep, yep. And surely they will have some sort of details about Channing on file, his phone number or something. Oh, you want to see if Disneyland will give you, fake Jessie J, Channing Tatum's phone number. Exactly. Hell, it's better than any plan I've got. Shall we do it?

Yeah, let's call them now. All right. Greetings from Disneyland, the happiest place on earth. Calling guest information and ticket sales. My name is Jessie. How can I assist you today? Hello, Jessie. That's so weird.

My name's Jessie too. I love it. That's so interesting. How can I help you? Jessie, I was wondering, I was there last Wednesday at Disneyland with my boyfriend and he's actually lost a pair of his sunglasses. I was wondering if you could put me through to someone that could help. Yes, definitely. Let me get you over to our Lost and Found, okay? Fantastic. Have a great day, Jessie. You too. One quick skin. Oh my God,

it's meant to be. We connected. Thank you for calling Lost and Found, Mr. Jonathan. Hi, Jonathan. My name's Jessie. I was wondering if you could help me out. I was on one of the VIP tours last Wednesday with my boyfriend, and he's lost one of his favourite pair of sunglasses, and I was just wondering if they were perhaps in the lost and found. What kind of glasses are they? They were actually Chanel. Okay. Well, like, what kind? Were they Wayfarers? Were they... Yeah, they were like a Wayfarer, just a solid black wayfarer. Okay. Were the lenses black as well? Yeah.

Were they polarized? Fully black, polarized. Yeah. Okay. All right. Give me one second. I'll go look. Okay? Fantastic. Thank you. Hello, miss. Hello, Jonathan. Hi. So it doesn't look like we've had any turn in here. Okay, great. They are his favourite pair.

Is there any way that if you do find them that you could give him a call? Yeah, we can. Okay, great. I actually, yeah, signed up through a VIP package. My name's Jessie J. Do you guys have my boyfriend Channing's number on file there? So we don't have any of your previous information. We do have to take it down, but we are contacting

to see if they might have them over there as well. And you guys are sure that you don't have any of our details on there? I swear Channing put his details down. Well, with that, we just, when they do do that, they can't just keep track of the details just for your guys' own privacy and stuff like that. Yeah, totally fair enough. Yeah, and like I said, Jonathan,

it's not about, you know, obviously the cost or about the money. It's just more about the sentimental value. Yeah. Yeah, sentimental, yeah. Okay, perfect. Jonathan, you've been an amazing help and hopefully I get in the good books.

Yes, hopefully so. Thank you so much. Have a fantastic day. Of course. Have a good night. Cheerio. Bye, Jonathan. Bye.

So we got nothing, but Jessie J might be getting sent a free pair of sunglasses that belong to someone else. They got left at Disneyland. Can I just say, we definitely got something. I got validation that I'm the best Jessie J impersonator ever. Also, did you get my reference? It's not about the cost or it's not about the money.

No, I didn't get that at all. Yes! I didn't get that at all. It's not about the money, money, money. No, I said I didn't get it. Oh. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Right now, though, let's find out the number one song on your 16th birthday and then play the best one. It's a good chance to get a good song out on the way home. We need one for a Monday, too.

Hey, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hiya. What's your birthday, Amy? 31st of March, 1989. Okay, Amy, you were 16 in 2005 on the 31st of March, and back on that day, this topped the charts. You should let me love you.

Let me be the one. Oh, Mario. Everything you want. This came up in Friday Oaky, too. It was ruined in Friday Oaky. Let me love you. Do you like that, Amy? Yeah, I'll take it.

Pretty good from Mario. Nice, smooth, sensual birthday banger. Good one to start off with. Hey, Peter. Hi, Pete. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you.

What's your birthday? 3rd of October, 1987. Okay, Peter, you were 16 in 2003 on the 3rd of October. And on that day, this was number one. Whoa. Nelly. P. Diddy. Who else was on this? Everyone.

Everybody. A little bit of everyone. A little bit of everyone. Shake your tail. That's a good one, right? Morning, Pop. Love it. Love it.

Cool. Very good. That's old school, Nelly. Last birthday banger is for Caroline. Hey, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi. What's your birthday, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi. What's your birthday, Caroline?

26th November, 68. Oh, Caroline. Welcome to the show. You were 16 in 1984 on the 26th of November. And this is your birthday banger. Yeah, Caro. Wake me up before you go, go. That is rock solid.

You've got to be happy with that. From Wham. I love it. Love it. Bringing back some good memories. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. You and the gang out getting frappuccinos, you know, riding around.

What are we going to play out of those three? Some pretty good options today. I do love that song from Wham. Yes, I do too. But it's between, for me, Nelly and Wham. It's between Nelly and Wham for me too. By the way, it's got Murphy Lee on it, is the other artist we're looking for.

Right, right. I'll just put this in there. We have played Wham for Birthday Banger. Right. We haven't played Shake Your Tail Feather. Okay. Right. We haven't played Shake Your Tail Feather. Okay. Mm-hmm. Interesting.

I'm going with Shake Your Tail Feather. Right, so it's up to me. Mm-hmm. I'm backing you. You are? Yeah, I've got to go with that song today, I think. I think we're making a good decision. Peter, are we making a good decision?

It's a fantastic decision. Let's do it, Pete, for your birthday. Awesome. Shake Your Tail Feather, do it, Pete, for your birthday. Awesome. Shake your tail feather, Nelly, and pretty much everyone else. Hang on. Here comes the siren. I think it's right here. Siren. We just do it for fun Yeah I see what you're from Bad boys 2, the soundtrack

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Eighth love this week and it's only Tuesday I like the cocky bone-legged ones like white and Dominican Hispanics and Asians, we shaking for Nelly's son Manolo's, Manono's, I can't tell Everybody and they wish us when you do it, do it well We'll see you next time. Shake it, tail feather, girl come on take it low We can even do it slow We can even do it slow Be the way you wanna go Just take that ass to the floor Eat some, eat some, shake it tail feather And the real girls get down on the floor

Now get that money honey act like you know Mama I like how you dance The way you fit in them pants into the flow Take it low girl do it again You know I love that Now where them girls at It's Diddydy, Murphy, Lee, and Nelly, how you love that? Come on, we got another one playin' From New York to the dirty, how they lovin' it playin'

Baby, you impressive, let's get To know each other, you the best of the bestin' You gotta love it in a dress, it's the sexiest I had to tell her she's a young Janet Jackson Live and livin' color, look at mama, you're dead wrong For havin' them pants on, capris, color, look at mama your dad grown for having them pants on capris cut low, so when you shake it I see a thong, my pocket's full of dough

shaking feathers to the moon, and it's bad boy and Ellie, man, somebody better want him yeah, you take it low you can even do it slow you can even do it slow take it where you wanna go just take that ass to the food pop some, move some, shake it to the feather

girl, come on, take it low We can even do it slow, we can even do it slow Either way you wanna go, just take that ass to the floor Pop some moves, some shake and tear, fella Oh no, I heard them bad boys coming Can't stop now, gotta get to you, my running Cause we gon' party till the lights come on And then my song stop, cause my mic still on Yo, I'm the big booty type, I like them thick with they mind right We'll be right back. I'm just a juvenile, cause I be about G's.

Keep the women wheezy, man, they say they have my babies. I'm young like Turk, I like that cash and that money. I'ma eat my money. Man, I'm that damn hungry. I'm starving like Marvin, girl. Begging my boss. I got 16 bars of fine. It's what I'm starving for.

Plus my rats come in packs like Sammy and Dean Martin. And I got so many keys, you think I'm valid? Let me see you get it. Girl, come on, take it low. We can even do it slow. We can even do it slow. Take it where you want to go. Take it where you want to go.

Just take that ass to the food. Pop some, whoosh some. Shake your tail feather low. Girl, come on, take it low. We can even do it slow. We can even do it slow. Take it where you want to go. Take it where you want to go. Just take that ass to the food. Pop some, whoosh some. Zed and Bree and Clay, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today from Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee, that Shake A Tail Feather.

That is a good choice. That was a good birthday banger. I love that song. How good's Nelly? How good was he back in the day when he just burst onto the scene with like this fresh new sound? Has Nelly done a Friday Jams live yet? No.

Has he? How good would Nelly be for Friday Jams live? I'm trying to think if he has. Yeah. He hasn't done one that I've been to anyway. Hey, I'd gladly have him back. There you go. That's birthday banger.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree? Mm-hmm. And as a friend, I thought it just important to check in and say, like, how are you going? Everything okay? Are you going to embarrass me? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just wanted to give you the opportunity.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I just wanted to give you the opportunity to speak honestly because I know last week something I know last week something that you love came to an end and of course I'm speaking about the last episode

of the Big Bang Theory I'm so sick of this joke For those who don't know Brie is I'm so sick of this joke. For those who don't know, Brie is New Zealand's biggest bang theory. And she puts up this wall. I hate it. She puts up this wall. She puts up this facade where she pretends that she hates it.

And I think it's more for herself than for us because it's too hard. Can you stop this? People are going to actually think that I like this show. It's too hard when you love something so much and you know that it's too hard. Can you stop this? People are going to actually think that I like this show. It's too hard when you love something so much and you know that it's leaving. You just sort of push it away. You're killing me here. You sort of just push it away. What's the point? What are you getting to? My point is

it's over. The last episode aired last week. Thank God. I didn't want to bring it up on the day because I knew it was too raw. But now that you've had a weekend to process your emotions, would you like, and I want to give you this chance as New Zealand's premier Big Bang Theory fan,

would you like the opportunity to review it for New Zealand? No, I'm good. Would you like to give us your thoughts? I feel like everyone should experience it for themselves. I mean because it's such a special moment. And I don't want to take that away from you.

No, no, but I mean through your eyes. No, no, no. They don't need to hear it from me. As New Zealand's biggest big banger. You're not calling me that. As the biggest banger I know. I'm trying. This song keeps going, eh?

We've never got this far through. I'm trying to calm myself. And now I'm looking at what button to press. Oh, I can push the button. I just need a one word, even just a one word review from you. Mate? Mm.

I've cut a bitch for less. It's okay. It's still too raw. Let this be a warning to you. I'll back off. I'll back off. I think back off. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I think I have a really good new job offer for people listening. If you love rosé, this is your dream job. Who doesn't love rosé? How popular? I don't even like wine and I enjoy a rosé. Because rosé, about five years ago, not popular. And all of a sudden, it's become this super popular, trendy drink. Who is it that decides what drinks will be cool each year?

You know how there's always one drink and it's like a pink gin or it's cider? Remember when it was cider for ages and everyone's like, oh, you got any cider? Remember when Chardonnay was cool? No. Neither. There is a company and I love, it's actually a wine brand name. Yeah.

And this is probably one of the best I've heard for a while. Their wine brand name is Rosé All Day. Yeah, not bad. Which is very cool. They're launching a talent search for the next great pink wine influencer. Right. So if you want to live that life, this could be you. So essentially, the company is offering a $15,000 prize

and you get a free trip to France, to... Sorry, where? France. Where? Francais. Right.. Where? Francais. Right. Valais de Francais. Yeah, cool.

To France. And all you have to do while you're over there is drink rosé and take nice pictures and upload them. That's it. That's it. That's the whole job and you get $15,000 for that. So you win 15 grand and then you get a treat. Is there a catch?

Because I'm thinking about mates of mine who enjoy a rosé and have about 15 Instagram followers and they've posted once and it's probably them with a fish and a picture of the warden. It's today's office. Are they looking for a real influencer? Like are they looking for someone with a few thousand followers or something like that? I think they're looking for someone to fit the bill of, you know,

what they're looking for. What the rosé all day ambassador looks like. What would you think that would, what do you think a rosé ambassador looks like? A flower crown comes to mind straight away. Big sunglasses. Okay. And hot.

I've got to be hot. Nah, I picture Karen at the races with her shoes off going, Julie, have you got my bag? Yeah, but does she have Instagram? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Over the weekend, I went to a kid's birthday party. My cousin's daughter's third birthday party. Wait.

I don't know what my cousin's daughter is to me. What? And what cousin? Your first cousin? First cousin's first daughter. Right. Got it. Is it my cousin?

Is it my second cousin? It's your second cousin. Is it my niece? No, it's not my niece. It's your second cousin. It's my second cousin. Yes. Okay, I went to my second cousin's third birthday party.

God, you have never seen so much sugar and frozen merchandise. Can I ask, does she have a birthday every year? Yes, she has a birthday every year. Do you have a birthday every year? Sorry, a birthday party. I know you don't know a lot about kids. You know I stopped celebrating my birthday a couple of years ago. You know how they age, right?

You know how they generally... You know what I meant. A birthday party. So she's three. She wouldn't even remember it. How many birthdays do you think she's had? No, she might not remember it, but she had a good time. And they were eating lollies and twisties.

It was just an absolute festival of hyperactivity and sugar. I loved it. It was awesome. Just fuel all the kids with sugar. The whole family was there, including my parents. And for the party, they got a bouncy castle installed. Now what you need to know about my

dad is... God, bougie party. It was fun. It was a good party, yeah. Nah, did you know you can get a bouncy castle for up to seven hours for $180? And they'll come and set it up. They'll set it up, inflate it, and then they'll come and take it away as well.

How big is it? Big, full-sized bouncy castle. Yeah. Can we get one of those out here in the studio? For $180, you absolutely can. So my dad's there. Like I said, big kid at heart. And he arrives after me and he goes,

hey, Clint, oh, good to see you, Dad. And he goes, holy shit, there's a bouncy castle. And I was like, yeah, it's cool, eh? And at this stage, there's about 12 three- and four-year-olds all over the bouncy castle. Anyway, I turn around, get a sausage roll. He's talking away. And then I turn back around to see Dad at the bouncy castle

removing his shoes. Yeah, because you have to to get on the bouncy castle. Oh, it's good manners. Absolutely, you're right. You can't get on the bouncy castle. Oh, it's good manners. Absolutely, you're right. You can't get on the bouncy castle with your shoes on. But there were kids on it. And this is my,

my dad is 63, by the way. And age is just a number. But knee injuries and replacement knees are not just a number. They're a part of life. Clint, do you not know how a bouncy castle works?

What? It takes all the pressure off your joints. That is 100% not how a bouncy castle works because we had one at Vaughan Stag do and that is not how a bouncy castle works. So maybe I'm a bad guy for this. I went over to him

and I took him aside and said, Dad, you can't get on the bouncy castle. Oh, fun police. He goes, why not? I said, well, first of all, it's covered in children. You'll bounce them all off. And second of all, you're too old and you're too big. Who are you to say, Clint Roberts? Who are you to deny your dad, who's just 63 years young, can I say,

who just wants to take his shoes off and get amongst the bouncy castle? I'm the person who'd have to drive him to A&E. That's who I am. Anyway, I said, no, you're too old and you're too heavy. You're over 100 kilos. You're not getting out of the bouncy castle. He'm the person who'd have to drive him to A&E. That's who I am. Anyway, I said, no, you're too old and you're too heavy. You're over 100 kilos. You're not getting out of the bouncy castle. He took it okay. And I really, at this point, I was like, wait, am I the parent or are you the

parent? I can just picture you looking at your dad going, do you want a smack? You would have thought the party was for him. We went back inside and there were no chairs. You know those small tables you get for children where they have like, you've got kid's table and an adult's table yes the really low table that comes with the really low chairs he didn't sit on that i turned around and he was lowering himself to one of the kids plastic chairs and i said to him i went and grabbed him again and i said dad

what are you doing in fairness to him that table had all the fairy bread on it so all the good food. He was pissed off. He goes, oh, if it can take one of those kids it can take me. And I said, no, that's not how physics works. Not how it works. But that was okay. I then gave him my chair. And then as we were leaving, I noticed that he had some

blue, like, icing on his face. He was eating a cupcake. And I said to him, oh, how many cupcakes have you had? And mum leans over and she goes, he's in trouble actually. He's eating a cupcake and I said to him, oh, how many cupcakes have you had? And mum leans over and she goes, he's in trouble actually. He's had three of those. I said, oh, big boy. Good on you. And as we were walking down the driveway,

he goes, I've actually had six. Six cupcakes. And it was at that point I realised my dad is Peter Pan. Can we get your dad in here? He sounds like a good time. My father is not only more fun than me.

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