ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 20th 2020

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, the most well hydrated podcast in all the podcast, all the, where do you get the podcast store? From all the, where do podcasts live? I was going to say on the airwaves, we're not on the airwaves. On the apps. Internet. We're the most hydrated show on the internet. Even Joe Rogan ain't got this much fluids in his system right now. Because Bree and I are focusing on hydrating now, that's our new thing. Yeah. Gives you a weird sense of superiority, eh? It does.

It makes me feel like I've accomplished something. Totally, right? And you're like, yeah, I'm well hydrated. And you feel like you're doing your body a favor and you're like, no, no, don't worry about it. And then you still eat shit but you're like, I'm drinking water though. Do you do that thing where, and you guys might do it as well, where you've had a day of good hydration and so you go to the mirror at the end of the day you're like can't wait to see my skin

i do and i'm like oh i can't wait to see how good my skin looks no i don't have a day of looking it looks exactly the same i was gonna say i think within one day that it's gonna i'm gonna have clear radiant skin more plumper more um it's like when you go to the gym for two days and you go oh am i skinny yet? Mm-hmm. And no. And you do those flexors in front of the mirror. You're like, do I have muscles yet? Yeah.

And you're like, nah. Do you know I think I was on the verge of getting ripped during lockdown? This is serious. I think I was on the verge of getting ripped. Because I had a really good routine down. I was running every single day. So I was burning fat. I was like a fat burning machine.

And then I was also doing some weights Which is perfect What weights were you doing? Lucy's got some 4.5kg kettlebells And I was doing Pink But I had a routine I had a routine

And you've got to work with what you've got And it was lockdown So I was making do with what I had So I was working to exhaustion You're shredded bro Yeah I was going to exhaustion. God, you're shredded, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to failure, which took frigging ages on 4.5. Four and a half.

Four and a half. And honestly, I had moments where, especially in bed when I was cuddling the pillow, and I would bring my hands up to my shoulders. I was like, ooh, there's a muscle there. Just on the shoulder bit there. I was like, ooh. And I genuinely think I was on the, because I had a routine. And I stuck to it for three weeks

You sound like me when I went through that F45 period I know Do you remember those videos There was one video that we posted And at the start of the video you can see me Flexing my tricep Just checking it out That's you now

No not now Because then I had an injury And I had to stop running That's right And you lost everything Three weeks It's all gone out the window I've not only lost the habit I've lost the definition

Yeah It's bullshit Because it takes you I'm going to say Four years To build it up And then you'll lose it In literally three days

If you don't maintain it I've only been ripped once in my life and even then that's when were you ripped when i was single like in that in that period where i was single and this is the great change tragedy of the time where i was ripped fish like as ripped as i've ever been i didn't ripped no how many abs did you have oh none i never got any definition there but i had guns and i and I feel like I was in a good shape. This is the great tragedy of it. This is the great tragedy of it.

I didn't know. I didn't know. Oh, don't you hate that? It wasn't until I looked back at photos, and actually even recently when I cleaned out my iCloud, and I went, shit, I was ripped. For a little moment there, I think I was ripped. Except for your puku.

Nah, it was flat. It just wasn't ripped. It just wasn't ripped. So that part wasn't ripped. No. But the rest. I just mean like, what do I mean? And I'm trying not to sound arrogant about this because I don't mean to sound arrogant,

but there was a moment oh there's a message in this there's a message in this i'm waiting love yourself now because one day you'll look back at your apple icloud photos and realized you were better than yeah you look better than yeah and and all that time you thought that you weren't ripped and all this time i was so so so no that's it actually. That's all. I wish I could talk about a time in my life when I was ripped, but there is none. Yet.

Yet. Is that the right thing to say to a friend? I don't know. No, to be honest, when I was playing sport, and I will mention that I did play a lot of high-level sport, I didn't realise how fit I was and I didn't have to work hard for it because I was training and it was fun. It was part of your lifestyle. Exactly.

But now that I look back, I'm like, damn, I was fit. Yeah. That's exactly what I was like. Yeah. But I'm talking about being fit, not being ripped. Oh, right. I was fit too-ish. I was. I was.

I was. Are you like my brother? My brother is ridiculous. Like at the gym, he's so ripped. And he always is like, oh, my arms can't fit in this shirt. Yeah. Anyway, but he could not run a kilometre to save his life. Oh, okay.

Like he's not fit that way. I had enough fitness that I could play a whole game of rugby without being subbed. But there was a very small window. I was going to say, what grade of rugby are we talking? Under 85 kilos. In Rotorua? No, in Auckland.

Oh, in Auckland. It's a great competition, which I had to stop playing in because I stopped being able to get under 85 kilos. That's the great tragedy. And I lacked a serious amount of ability. God, do you want to live your whole life just trying to be under 85 kilos just to play a casual sport? Plot twist.

What? I'm under 85 kilos. It's happened again. Yeah, but if you played now, you would get snapped in half. Let's be real. Yeah. But there's got to be some kind of league for people like me. Of course.

A league of extraordinarily unfit gentlemen. Yeah, of course there's a league like that. Yeah, there is. But I played in it once and the guys in it are 130 kilos. Jesus. Yeah. And they would be like a freight train. Where's the competition for skinny, skinny-ish, light, unfit dads?

Fuck, this is a shit competition to watch. Can you imagine a bunch of dads out there? Can you imagine trying to sell tickets for this? Can we play 10 minute halves? Can you imagine all the dads just pottering around? One of them turns up late because he hasn't mowed the lawn. Someone's uniform's got spew on it.

Yeah. Sad comp. Yeah, I know. And we talk about this in the show today. Part of being a dad is just accepting the fact that that's your arena now. That's your level. And we talk about this in the show today. Part of being a dad is just accepting the fact that that's your arena now. That's your level. And the sooner you accept it, the better, I think,

because then you can go on to enjoy it. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So anyway, I'm starting a rugby competition. No one good is allowed. And then you put yourself in there. Yeah, I'll keep them. I want to start a competition where I just pick all worse players than me at something.

Yeah. And then, I mean, how good on a Saturday to just make yourself feel good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a bar. Where are we going to source these people from? Oh, they're around. They're around. We have to pay them to play.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like therapy. Yeah. Maybe we don't keep score. Maybe that's the way we get these people to play. Stuff that. We've got to keep score.

Anyway, we'll workshop it. I've always wanted to start a dodgeball team. Oh, yeah. No one here was keen. It's really good stress release. Yeah. You throw stuff at other people. Yeah.

It's very fun. Yeah. I'd play dodgeball. Dodgeball's low impact, right? Yeah. Yeah. But it's really good cardio. You, like, move your ass the whole time time because you really don't want to get hit and i love this guy because i used to play

in a casual uh dodgeball team and this one guy we had on our team used to do not a professional dodgeball team no but they exist all right okay um anyway this one guy on our team played in like a professional league as well And he used to do backflips and shit Yeah, so you don't need that in your life No, but it is fun to watch And I was glad he was on our team Anyway, I'm going to start running again tomorrow

Okay So watch this space Good luck There will be a day Enjoy the three years it takes you to build back up that fitness Yeah, I know But there will be a day This is what I hope There will be a day where I the three years it takes you to build back up that fitness. Yeah, I know. But there'll be a day. This is what I hope.

There'll be a day where I'm taking off my sweatshirt and my T-shirt accidentally rides up a little bit too much. At least it will appear like it's an accident. And you'll go, fuck, is Clint ripped? It's going to happen. It's got to happen. It has to happen. Once.

And when it happens, this is what I need from you as a friend. I need you to tell me that i'm ripped because i don't want it to pass me by again oh no and when it is i need you to force me into a photo shoot but as long as you promise me that the next time i lift up my sweatshirt yeah and i need a wax you tell me actually you know what I don't have any hair on my snail trail. I've always been real proud of that. Not one hair. Well, there's, you know, the blonde hairs, but no dark hairs.

Yeah, right. So that is one space I don't have to wax. Invisible snail trail. My mustache on the other hand. This is up there with the longest podcast intro I've ever done. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Have a fun time doing whatever you're doing.

Have a fun time doing. Well, do. Do. And we'll see you guys on the next one of these tomorrow. Okay, we'll see you tomorrow. Bye. About an off-the-grid experience. Antipapa is set to reopen by the end of the week.

A spokesperson says they're working hard to make it a vibrant and welcoming place when people return. That's news. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Now, we're on air now. Hi everybody everybody. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. G'day, guys. Firstly, I just want to ask, how are we all doing? Oh, yes, good. This is good, yeah. Yeah? Producers? Ellie, Ben, how are you guys feeling?

Yeah, feeling good today. Feeling good. Feeling good. Like I should. Yes, good. Good from you guys. Dumb, dumb, dumb around the neighbourhood. No, just me.

Like I should. Sweet, sweet, sweet. No, just me. Like our shirt. Okay, sweet. Yeah, yeah, sweet, sweet, sweet. No, that's an important question to ask. You have been the spokesperson for that question for the last 24 hours. I've seen you on stuff.co.nz. I've seen you on the New Zealand Herald. I've seen you everywhere.

Look, it's quite overwhelming and in a positive way. I've received so many messages, beautiful messages from people. Yes. And we will talk about that later in the show. And yeah, just wanted to ask how everyone was doing. I'm doing really well. Yes, good. So I just wanted to put that out there.

Much better than yesterday, yeah? Much better than yesterday. Although yesterday was a therapeutic day, I think. Totally. It wasn't doing horrible, it was just therapeutic. But onwards and upwards, we're here to entertain you. You can always text us, 9696. And we might have a cry too.

Bonus content. Hey, you never know on this show. You never know. What we will do is we'll give you the Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza. Maybe if you've texted Daddy to 9696. If you haven't, you've still got one hour to do it. And you could win a hair and makeup package sorted for you. What am I saying?

You get your hair done and your nails done. We'll give you $300 to get a makeover. Yeah, Clint loves to get a mani-pedi, so he's all over this. You know, I've never had one, but I would. Do you want to come with me one time? I want my toes done. Yeah, it is so much fun. They put it in the hot water and you have the massage.

You'd love it. I would love it. Yeah, okay, I'll take you to my place. I would love it. Daddy to 96. I'll take you to my place. I would love it. Daddy to 9696 if you'd like to win that. Next, though, there's strong, strong rumours going around about New Zealand getting a new public holiday. It's going to be good for business, apparently. It's going to be good for everything.

National Slip and Slide Day. That's an option. That would be good. I have a list of potential options that we can brainstorm together. Did you get this from the government? Yeah, I did, yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, this is an official document.

What I have is the short list of potential new public holidays. Which one do you want, New Zealand? I'll give them to you, and you can choose from that list after Benny on ZM. Bree and Clint. Everyone else has left now. Bree and Clint. Hey, good news, New Zealand. We might be in line for a new public holiday soon.

Yeah, we don't have enough. No, we don't have enough. I think public holidays are nearly my favourite thing other than Christmas and Easter. Which are public holidays. What's that? Those are public holidays. Oh, they're public...

No, but I'm saying just the single ones. That's what I think of public holidays as. Oh, they're public. No, but I'm saying like just the single ones. That's what I think of public holidays as. Oh, right. I'm with you. The singular day. The issue is all the public holidays are crammed in the front end, which is fun because it's summer and stuff. But we use our winter public holidays.

It's like a big, like long winter to get through without no public holidays. Yeah. We do have one next weekend though. We do have one. Actually, yeah, we've got one next weekend. That's good too. Anyway, Jacinda's talking about chucking another one next weekend though. We do have one. Actually, yeah, we've got one next weekend. That's good too. Anyway, Jacinda's talking about chucking another one

in there to get the tourism industry pumping. Give us a day off so that we Aucklanders can go to Rotorua and experience Tapuia or you South Islanders can go to Hamner

and go for a spa, you know, something like that. Get out and explore our own backyard because we can't go anywhere else, you know.

I'm looking forward to it. Influencers are going to have to do their bikini pictures just on like- Hey, there's some great bloody spa pools down in Queenstown. You can do that one where you're looking out to the mountains, maybe do a cheeky- The Onsen Hot Pools. That's a classic. Yeah, but still good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to go there. Well, more so than ever. In fact, if you post your vapid selfie and your togs and your bum cheeks are hanging out in the spa pool, you're actually doing a national service now. Yeah.

No one can accuse you of being self-indulgent because you're propping up the local economy. Your butt cheeks are heroes. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Kia kaha, New Zealand. Anyway, I've got a leak of potential holidays because obviously every holiday needs a name,

like Labor Day, that's named after the Labor Party. Oh, I thought that was after Ladies Giving Birth. Yeah, Queen's Birthday, that's after the Queen's Birthday, but it's not actually on the Queen's Birthday. So, you know, we need a name for it. RIP, Freddie. And, yeah, right? So here's a short list straight from government about potential holidays.

What have we got? So they're talking about a tribute to a fallen New Zealand hero, Danger Day, in memory of Johnny Danger. Oh, that'd be nice. Which is quite good. And for this day, while everything else is closed, bars are open. Cool. So you can do danger swigs in memorandum.

That'd be a nice one. Ashley Day, which is also known as Daddy Day. Daddy Day. No, but we've already got Father's Day. No, no, no. This is very different to Father's Day. Father's Day, you're celebrating your father. On Daddy Day, you're celebrating a daddy.

You know? Got it. And you don't have to have kids. Like Mike McRoberts. Yeah, and he does have kids, but you don't have to have kids like Mike McRoberts yeah yeah and he does have kids but you don't have to have kids to be a daddy he's still a daddy that's one online shopping day

and that's one where the shops are closed but online shopping is available see this sounds like my type of day and all the New Zealand shops have a special sale

and that's what it is you just stay home and go on the online shopping stores love it that way retail workers you can have a special sale and that's what it is. You just stay home and go on the online shopping stores. Love it. That way retail workers you can have a day off too for once. For once. On a public holiday. On a public holiday. Yep, they deserve it. And so that's online shopping day. That's

an option. And then the last one is offline shopping day and that's where they turn the internet off nationwide for the day and you're forced to go into actual stores like our ancestors did and physically shop in there. And that's more to help your big malls and stuff get through all of this and not very tourism focused.

I'm just picturing Jacinda Ardern coming onto the TV and she's like, right, everyone, I have taken the Wi-Fi password. Yes, exactly right. And you must go outside. I've changed it. Yeah. And Winston Peter's like, to be fair, I was never connected to the Wi-Fi anyway. I don't know how it works.

Wait, what's Wi-Fi? What is this Wi-Fi thing everyone keeps talking about? So those are all options and quite good ones, I think. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, very good. In your head. Bree and Clint. Look, we all know you've recently,

or not recently, ten months ago, had your first baby, little Tui. Yeah. I still consider it recent. Nah, no, I wouldn't say that's recent. Nah, it is. Are you going to be the parent that says, oh, someone goes, how old is she? And you go, oh, she's 38 months.

Um, I don't know when that will stop. But baby, this's 38 months? I don't know when that will stop. But baby, this is the thing. I didn't want to be that person. I think. But there's a big difference between a baby who is 14 months and a baby who is 18 months. But both of those babies are one.

That's the issue. I think after, yeah, so you say one and a half. Yeah. Well, you worry about your own baby. I'm just saying, I think after 18 months, it's then just half years. Yeah, right. She's two and a half. She's two. She's three. Why don't we just deal with ballparks? I'll just say she's under 30.

Roundabouts. Yeah. She's between five and six. She's not, she's juvenile. Yeah. She's got, I'll say she's, if she commits a crime, she's going to juvie. I mentioned that she's 10 months because I saw this story online that was talking about the average age babies are able to support their own weight and when around abouts they start walking

and all that kind of stuff. Right. This article says that they're usually about nine months to a year when they can support their own weight, so pull themselves up, stand and actually start walking. It's usually around then, but obviously it's different for some babies. There's a father who has come out and claimed that his little girl has started walking and standing, maybe not walking, sorry, fake news, maybe just standing on her own with not holding

anything much earlier. How early? This is a big dad flex and this is what dads do. He's claiming that Lula, who was born on January 31st, can stand on her own at just eight weeks old. Two months. Two months. Two months and the baby's standing. Two months.

He's lying. He's lying. That's a lying dad. She's now 15 weeks old and she's able to stand on her own without any help or support. At how old? 15 weeks? 15 weeks.

She can stand up? Like that baby on Ally McBeal? No. That's what he's saying. She can stand up. Like that baby on Ellie McBeal. No. That's what he's saying. He's claiming this. Anyway, they've looked into Guinness Book of Records because it sounds crazy, doesn't it? Anyway, unfortunately records are only kept for the babies who walk. Walking

records. Early as to walk. Which is the current record. Do you want to know what that is? Yeah. Is held by Reuben Robinson, who took his first steps at six months old and he made the Guinness Book of Records. Yeah, wow. Right.

Okay. It's good when you've got a baby and they stay in one place for a while. I think parents relish that. Tui, my daughter, is now crawling. Crawling's the worst because they're so damn fast. Yeah, they're so fast. Oh, my God, she's so fast.

I'd rather them walk and fall down a lot. Yeah, right. I have no belief that that baby is standing. And the reason I don't believe that that two-month-old is standing is because the dad said it. If the mum had said it, I would give it some kind of kudos. But because it's the dad, I'm like, no, you're lying. You're lying. You're lying.

You're just trying to say that your baby's stronger than all the other babies. I just picture him holding Lula up and he's like, yep, there she is. The winning baby. Look at her go. She's doing weights as well. My daughter. My daughter. You guys want to see her bench press?

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest Live from LA With Dean McCarthy Fairly substantial

Rumors going around Today Dean That Justin Bieber And Ariana Grande May have cheated The system Yes This is so fascinating

I've never even heard Of this happening Or that it could Possibly happen But here's the deal Right in the music industry Before the Billboard 100 Is announced And the number one spot is announced,

apparently top executives in the music industry find out the night before what will be the next big song in the morning, what will be the number one song. Apparently, according to reports, that night, the night before, Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande's song, Stuck With You, was in at number two. And by the next morning, 60,000 units had been purchased from six credit cards, okay, overnight. And then when they all woke up, that was the number one song on the Billboard 100.

Now, that is what has leaked. And, of course, Ariana and Justin are like, I don't know what you're talking about. But it is a rapper. I can never say his name. Kanashi69 is the one that alleges this is what happened. His song, his new song Gooba, it came in at number two. So he's the one that kind of like

blew the whistle on the whole thing. I didn't know this was possible. But when you think about it, I guess it is. Takashi69 of course, with the rainbow coloured hair and teeth. This doesn't sound suspicious to me at all. Obviously there are six people in the United States who all individually felt they needed 10,000 digital copies of Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber's song.

Seems to check out with me. How much exactly would that cost? Have we figured that out? Well, how much is a song in the States? I think they're a dollar over there, so $10,000 each. $60,000 in total to get that across the line. Who's buying a song? What's the number one song?

Who at all Is buying a song In 2020? That's my issue I bought the The song you and I Made last year Yeah same

Because we're trying to Rig the charts Like Justin Bieber And Ariana Grande So I guess we should Shut up Yeah No I couldn't buy it

More than once I tried to buy our song Multiple times But my iTunes account Would only physically let me buy it once. But that'd have hackers working for them. The back end of this is that Ariana Grande and Justin's song is for charity. So arguably 60,000 purchases. The money is going to charity, but they want the number one accolade.

That's what they want. And yesterday I revealed this is Ariana's third number one in three years, debuting at number one. So it's a record that she's achieved, and there would be interest in her getting that. Absolutely. You know what this reminds me of, but it absolutely is not the same. Do you ever remember, Dean,

do you remember the twins that were on Big Brother? Logan and I can't remember the other ones now. Yeah. Do you remember those two guys that were on Big Brother? Anyway. Yeah, the Logan twins. Yeah, the Logan twins. Yeah, the Logan twins. One of the boys got through to the final, so it was between him and this other guy.

Yeah. You know what his twin did who had already been kicked out of the house? What? He pretty much got a loan for $50,000 and he paid this phone company to call the number for his brother to win. Oh, so that they could get the prize money. So ultimately they won a huge amount of prize money. I mean, it's a gamble Nah, smart investment. I like that. He didn't know

so they won the huge amount of prize money and then paid back the 50 grand. God, what can you believe? If you can't believe big brother, what can you believe these days? And then, years later, one of my flatmates slept with one of them. And how much money did they get? She stole his Tiffany & Co money clip. That is the

latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCartney, live out of Los Angeles. A lot of people this week went back to work. A lot of Kiwis went back to the office for the first time after eight weeks or so, which is pretty daunting in itself because you haven't been there for so long. Getting back into routine. Getting back into routine.

But did everyone actually want to go back into the office? No, not everyone. Did people actually really like working from home? Because I read an interesting statistic and they actually polled 7,226 people here in New Zealand and they got some stats on who was excited to go back into the office and who would rather stay at home in their Barker's track pants. Stay at home and work. What do you think, out of 100%,

how many people said that they needed to be at the office to be motivated? I think more than you'd think because there's the other good stuff that comes from being in the office, like socialising and vending machine and just change of scenery and also the chance to put on some nice clothes. Some people just want to get dressed up. Also the chance of stealing someone else's lunch from the fridge. You don't have that at home.

So I'd say 60-40, 60% wanted to go back into the office. Okay. Yeah. The amount of people that said they needed to be back at the office to be motivated. It's 12%. All right, I'll chuck my logic out the window. In comparison, 48% said they loved working from home and they found that they were just as productive

as what they were in the office. Yeah, right. So what did the rest of them want? So the rest of them were a mix. Didn't mind either way. They said working at home suits me, but I also like working at the office. I don't really mind.

I'll take either or. You did both during lockdown. You did some shows from here at the ZDM Studios and some from your house, from your flat. What did you prefer? Working from home. Yeah, why? I could turn you guys down from home and just have some silence.

Yeah, but we couldn't turn you down. Yeah, so not great for you guys. No, in all honesty, I really love coming to work and to be honest, I feel like it was a real gift, especially when- Being allowed to. Being allowed to because it gave me a sense of purpose for my day. Yeah. And it made me, forced me to get up- Gave you a reason to shower. Yeah, it gave me, it actually did. It sounds stupid, but that's- And put some, you know, thing on other than tracksuit pants.

And then talk about that with people who have been unemployed for a while too is you lose that drive, some people, you lose that drive and that motivation and it's a real impact on your self-esteem too because you may start to feel like you are useless, even though you're not, but you would go, well, shit, if I'm not going into work, then... What am I doing? What am I doing?

I'm definitely that person that if I stay at home... Yeah. Not doing anything. I just don't do anything. No. You sleep in? Sleep in? No, I'm saying like

In the sense of Like if I don't have to put makeup on You won't Definitely won't No we had the conversation About brushing our teeth Which is yuck If you don't do it

But Because there's no There's no time stamps In your day Where you would normally go I've got to brush my teeth Because I'm going to leave In 15 minutes

You don't have those So you can get to one In the afternoon And you ask yourself the question You go did I brush my teeth? And then you end up going to the bathroom and touching the bristles on your toothbrush to see if they're wet. Yeah, see I wasn't even wearing a bra.

I didn't wear a bra for a week. And that had serious repercussions on my flatmates. That's why we all moved out. Did they have a positive repercussion on your anything? Like, I don't know how they work. I felt more free. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Free and Clint. I was reading this headline of this article and it sent a shiver down my spine because it brought back bad memories. Okay. It's been 20 years since the first Final Destination film. Oh.

And anyone who's watched, it was a number of films. I think there was three or four maybe. Yeah. Different films created by a guy named Jeffrey Reddick and I was terrified by them. What was the concept? You found out that you were going to die. Is that what it was?

No, essentially the concept was is if you cheated death, eventually death was going to catch up to you. So if one person made a ripple effect, it then would recorrect itself eventually. It was always going to come back and get you. And it was terrifying. It's a good concept for a scary movie though. Oh, I hated them so much.

And it made me think about other films that really terrified me as a kid or even a teenager. And a few came to mind. And I thought it would be quite, I mean, not fun, but let's have a reminisce about what films terrified us. A bit of shared trauma, yeah. I can deal with that. Do you guys remember, surely everyone who's around your or my age, Clint,

or a bit younger, will remember the movie The Grudge? Go! Yeah, that noise in itself. I hated it. Triggered some people, so sorry about that. I used to live in a girl's boarding house and it'd be so dark at night and I would just have this idea that this girl was going to be waiting for me. Like when there's no lights on in this huge boarding house.

Well, that's what they do. That's what the good ones do. They make you believe that it could happen to you. Yeah. And that's what you're paying for with those movies. I hated it. You want to be scared like that. I had a similar feeling around,

do you remember the two old men who used to sit in the balcony on the Muppets episodes? Where do you suppose he got the name Alice? Oh, it's a family name. He was named after a maiden uncle. Scared the shit. Why? I don't know why.

I don't know. Oh, I didn't know these had to be, I don't know why. don't know Oh I didn't know These had to be I don't know why It's just irrational I just couldn't handle The two old men on the Muppets Physically Had to turn the TV off

Whenever they came on What their physical appearance Or what Just their voices The fact that they were there It just I don't know It really got to me

And I couldn't It scared me Loved the Muppets But at the end When those old guys came on That's an interesting one Turn it off No thank you.

You're an interesting character. Everybody's got their thing. Producer Ben, what was it for you? Mine was probably another horror movie. It was the only the first and only horror movie I've ever seen was The Blair Witch Project. And I was like, cool, that's what horror is. Don't like that. Go away. Back when we were pretending that was real, eh? I don't know.

I was just like, I don't like the idea of that Like what's the point of this? But that's what it does to your brain It tries to make you believe that it is real Blair Witch Project, for those who don't know It was Handycam footage, eh? It was the first ever film done like that Yeah

And so they're like This is footage that we've got These are not actors Yeah, I know That's what they tried to make you believe And a lot of us did believe it. Absolutely. It was everywhere.

Everyone was like, did you see that? It was real. Must have done wonderful things for Handycam sales too. Yeah. You know? I mean, people went out there, started making their own films. Yeah, that's how Home Movie started. What about you, Producer Ellie?

As you guys know, I have a very strange, irrational fear of sealing fans, and I think it's from this scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yes. That was quite scary to me too. So scary. Charlie and Grandpa drank the levitating lemonade. Fizzy lifting drink. Fizzy lifting drink, that's it.

You know what's crazy is before I knew that was yours, I asked producer Ben to grab this from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie. Where they're in the tunnel on the boat. Terrifying. It's terrifying. Yeah. That boat is like a psychedelic trip. Yeah, it is.

Isn't it crazy? Even when I watch it now, I still get scared because I'm like, that dude's crazy. Yeah, he's in the back. He's like, I can't stop the boat. No one's getting off. No one's getting off the boat. When I was loading that clip, they were like, you know you can't drive backwards.

He's like, I know. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get me into my brown river. There's lots of really weird stuff. There's lots of really weird stuff in Charlie and the Chappell movie. When you think about it. Yeah. Like the Oompa Loompas.

The 70s. The 70s. I assume that was a 70s movie. They were on NASA when they came up with those characters. They were making buzzy stuff. Have you guys watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Yes, I watched that a few months ago. There's children locked in a dungeon.

That's another one I hated. This is where we keep the children. And the guy's going around rounding up children. Oh, yes. I forgot about that. That would have been a good one. Anyway, I wanted to ask people on 0800DIALZM, what was the movie or the scene from a particular movie

that really scared you as a kid? I felt stupid about my Muppets one. Now I wish I'd come up with a more scary one like you guys. I love how you were like, yeah, these two old guys terrified me. Were they zombies? Nah, just old. And puppets. Look, we're talking about the Final Destination movies

because it's been 20 years since the first one got released. And to be honest, these movies gave me nightmares for years. Yeah. I hated them. I thought they were just too real. I had the same feeling about the Saw movies. Oh, yeah. See, I didn't get as much kind of grief.

They were too graphic for me. Yeah, they were very graphic. And just the dirtiness of them was like, oh, yuck. Yeah, they were quite gross. And then, I mean, other big mentions to the grudge and the ring. That terrified me. The ring where she comes out of the TV. Oh, don't talk about it.

The videotape. That damn phone call. Hello? Anyway, so we've asked you this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM, what is the movie that really shook you when you were a kid? Let's go Jonathan. Hey, Jonathan. Hi, mate.

Hey, guys. Good. Good, thanks. I've done that twice in two weeks. What was the movie that scared you when you were a kid? The Princess Bride. Oh, was that where she was a skeleton? No, she was a skeleton?

No, she was alive and she was being rescued by her prince called Wesley. Her name was Buttercup. They just escaped the King's Horsemen and were entering the fire swamp where they encountered animals known as R-O-U-S's. Rodents of unusual size. Rats, essentially, right? Basically, rats half the size of a full-grown man.

Gotcha. Here's a little bit. Let's see how Jonathan copes with this. Here's a little terrifying princess bride flashback for you, Jonathan. You okay? Sound good. He's had enough. Thank you, Jonathan. Vale? Yes. Hi. Hi, Vale.

How are you? I'm very good. Thanks. Really good. Oh, good to have you on the show. What was the movie that really scared you as a kid? The one that got me was The Labyrinth. Oh, maze. The freaking mazes have haunted me forever.

Yeah. I never knew where that dream had come from. David Bowie. My kids will never watch it, that's for sure. Yeah. Oh, there's good parts, isn't there? What can magic spell to use? Sly man snails or puppy dog snails? You know, there's some fun bits of it, but yeah.

I can see how it's really scary. Doesn't David Bowie steal a baby in the movie? Isn't that the main part of the labyrinth? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, again. Pretty creepy. These people were cooked whoever was writing this stuff. These strange

concepts. Liam. Hey, Liam. Hi, Liam. Hey, how you doing? Good. What was the movie that scared you as a kid? Actually, quite a scary story. So, Paranormal Activity is the movie. Oh, no! I think it's number three. And when the baby

gets dragged out of the cot. No, no, I don't want to listen to it. And my brother was two years old at the time. Yeah. And we had a massive thump upstairs. While you were watching the movie? While we were watching the movie, like directly after that bit in the cot. You've really struck a nerve with me because those movies,

I hate anything paranormal because I'm always like, it makes you think things. Yeah, here's a little bit of it. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, that's horrible. Not for me. Okay, well, glad we could relive that with you, Liam. Thank you. Terrifying. And AJ, what's the movie? Oh, G'day, mate. G'd you, Liam. Thank you. Terrifying. And AJ, what's the movie? Oh, G'day, mate.

G'day, AJ. G'day, mate. What's your movie? We're talking about a movie that still haunts you today. I would say the Titanic. I can't watch that movie. I don't know if I was supposed to see it when I was younger, but it's just not for me.

What bit specifically? The part where it sinks? Well, no, it might not be there for AJ. AJ might be fine with the sinking. It might be the true love thing that haunts him the most. I think mostly, like, it was the diving part at the beginning, but then the sinking was pretty bad. That's the part that I remember being like, yep, enough's enough.

Picked up my blanket and went to bed. Yeah, the part where I remember being like, yep, enough's enough. Picked up my blanket and went to bed. Yeah, the part where he's running through like the hallways and trying to get... And the water's rising. Oh, she's trying to get him out

because he's handcuffed to something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that part. And the bit where the guy falls off the back. And the roof's falling off and you're like,

nah, can't do it. The people are jumping and the guy jumps off the back and hits the propeller on the way down. Oh! Which, weirdly, was kind of comic relief for some people. Like, man, this is serious.

And then the guy goes, dunk, whoa. I know it wasn't meant to be, but, you know. No, just me. Okay, no, fine. Fine, no, fine. Okay, thanks, AJ. Have a fantastic afternoon. You know.

No, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I'll get you. They did it on purpose. Yeah, I reckon they did too. I know what you mean. I'll get you. They did it on purpose. Yeah, I reckon they did too. And the door thing. With the axe? No, the door thing where she's on the door and he's not

and she's like, see ya. Yeah, I'll never let go. Sake. Bree and Clint. I just want to take a minute here to talk about something, obviously what I talked about yesterday, about my own mental health. And I felt like it was probably appropriate just to do a bit of a follow-up. And the response

after speaking up yesterday, which was one of the hardest things I've done in a long time. And it took a lot from deep within me to speak up about it. It's been really overwhelming in a positive way. There's been a lot of people and I appreciate everyone that has messaged me and I will get through them eventually. But just, yeah, there's so many of them. So I am trying to reply to as many people as I can. You shared actually at the same time yesterday that you've been grappling with anxiety and just real. A lot of stress. A lot of stress.

Yeah, stress, anxiety and just, you know, not having the best days. Which wasn't news to us as a team, but would have come as news to a lot of people listening. Yeah. Who just get the light and bubbly, you know? Yeah, which, and you know what? A lot of the time that is me I'm not being fake but I just wanted to be real and up front and let people know that even I'm having those down days it's not you know it doesn't pick and choose it uh does affect a lot of people and

you're not alone and that was the overwhelming response I kind of received which really made me feel um not alone as well, which was really nice. Just people saying, thank you so much. This is exactly how I'm feeling right now. And there was so many people, which made it even, I guess, more rewarding knowing how many people actually

maybe got something out of that yesterday. I think the biggest thing that it does, you sharing that stuff, is let people know that you're not less for feeling like that. No, you are not different. You are not strange. No, you're not different and you're not strange. In fact, you are probably more normal than you realise. Absolutely.

And I think that is a huge barrier to people asking for the help that they need or just the support that they need because they're worried that people will see them as weak or useless or they'll go, well. Or strange or different. You're really not. You're actually so, so normal. Especially now. No one is supposed to know how to deal with a global pandemic plus job losses.

It's especially tough. Yeah, anything else that's going on in your life, you know? And a lot of people are doing it tough and then to have something like that on top of everything makes it very difficult. And I've had a lot of messages like that. And like I said, I'm going to do my best to reply to everyone. And I really appreciate there's so many kind words and just acceptance,

which is amazing to see and really, yeah, overwhelmingly positive. Yeah, good. How are you feeling? Because it's therapeutic, right, to talk about it, but it can stir up more stuff. And hearing other people's stories can intensify it as well. So how are you feeling? Look, I'm not going to lie. I grappled with the idea of sharing something so personal about myself on a public platform because it is very personal and super confronting because

obviously, you know, it puts it out there for the whole world to see. And it puts you out there for obviously, you know, people who are really lovely, but then it also puts you out there for people who are judgmental and, you know, you don't know. Have people been judgmental? You know what? Maybe one or two in amongst the thousands of people and knowing that I've helped even three people

and there's those other people, it makes it all worth it and I do it a thousand times over. So I'm feeling really good about it and, yeah, just overwhelmed with how much positivity there is. And I thought, you know, there was a lot of people who messaged me and they were like, I was listening in the radio. I was listening in the car to the radio yesterday and it really helped bring me out of something

and I thought we could play a song right now just as a little tribute to everyone who might be doing it quite tough right now just to give you a bit of a pick-me-up. Is it Tenacious D tribute? It's not. Oh, right. But it is quite strange but I thought we could play. I'm just seeing what it is. I thought we could play this. This, right. But it is quite strange, but I thought we could play. I'm just seeing what it is.

I thought we could play this. This is good. This is good. Because I think it has every single word in it that you might need to hear. I was worried that it was going to be Coldplay Fix You. No. Which would have been beautiful. And if that's your song for moments like this, good for you.

Not my style, is it? So this is for you guys. If you need to hear this right now, if you're doing it tough, this is dedicated. I endorse this. I dedicate this song, Tub Thumpin', to you guys

right now. This is it. We'll be singing When we're winning We'll be singing I get knocked down But I get up again Good day, we're going to get down I get knocked down Brie and Clint Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick

Nickname Origins Gotta redo that intro. Gotta redo that. Yes, we do. Yeah, anyway. It's off pitch, Producer Ben. I mean, it's not your fault. Yes, we do. It's off pitch producer Ben. I mean, it's not your fault. We sung it horribly. This is

self-critiquing. Anyway, look, we've got mobile fuel to give away. No one gives away more mobile fuel than the Bree and Clint show. Not even mobile. Yeah, they can't even take that. I know. It's impressive how much mobile fuel we give away. And today we're going to give it to someone who has the best nickname origin story.

You tell us your nickname. We guess how you got it. Yes. It's that simple. Let's start with Sianae. Hi, Sianae. Hi, Sianae. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your nickname, Sianae? Shark Bait. Shark Bait. I love that nickname. I reckon she's small.

She's short. Oh, okay. Because in Finding Nemo, he was small, and they called him Shark Bait. Okay. Because I was thinking boogie boarding accident. Dragged out in a rip. Unlikely, I think.

And Deb was like, geez, you bloody Shark Bait out there. Look, I'm not going to, I don't want to trifle your idea, but I feel like mine might be more likely. Last thing I'll chuck in there, anything to do with bleeding? You know, because sharks can smell. No?

I'm just going to leave that one alone. Okay, we'll go with yours. Sianay. Sianay. Are you a little bit of sharkbait? Are you a bit small? No, not at all. Damn it.

What is it, Sine? I love fishing. And as a child, I used to love watching Finding Nemo because it's got the fish and all that in it. And I actually gave my auntie the nickname Stingray and there's stingrays on there. So she got one back at me and she reckoned, well, your nickname is now Sharkbait, hoo-ha-ha.

It was Finding Nemo Saves It. And for about 10 years I've had that nickname. Really? To this day, to this day my family's children that are like three or four every time they see me

will come over and they'll be like, hi, Sharkbait, hoo-ha-ha. It's fantastic. You suit it and we love you. I'll be like, look out, it's Shark Week. Get away from me.

Jodie, hi. Hi, Jodie. Hi. Hi, how are you guys? We're good. How are you? Good. That's good.

What's your nickname, Jodie? It's Goat. Goat. Oh, I love. You know they call Michael Jordan the Goat? Yeah, they call Richie McCaw the Goat. So why is that? Because it stands for greatest of all time.

I just thought it meant they would like to eat a lot of things. Yeah, no. No, the goat. Oh, the goat. And that's why they put goat emojis on their posts because you're saying you're the greatest of all time. G-O-A-T. Got it.

But that's not Jodie's because she just found that out as well. That was news to you, wasn't it, Jodie? Yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, I never understood. I'll take it, though. You'll take it? Your name is Goat because...

She likes to eat... She eats everything. She eats everything. She eats anything and everything. Yeah, that's it. They call you Goat because you'll eat anything and everything, including old shoes. Mine are still shoes,

but I never used to take food to high school, so all my friends would feed me lunch. Right, they'd have to feed you. I love yours, Jodie. We can't claim that, so that's good. Well done, well done. Close. Close-ish.

Had to do with eating. And finally, Jo. Hey, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. That's good.

What's your nickname, Jo? Porky. Porky. Here we go. What's your nickname, Jo? Porky. Porky. Here we go. They're all creature-based. We've had a shark, a goat, and now a porky. Do you reckon? Jo, this is a touchy one for us to guess.

Yeah, you've got to tread carefully, Clint. So I'm going to avoid that one altogether. I don't care if I'm wrong. I'm just going to avoid that one altogether. Porky, porky. Are you a cop? No, no, I'm wrong. I'm just going to avoid that one altogether. Porky. Porky. Are you a cop? No. No, I'm not. Are you really into pork

related products? Well, yes, but that's not the reason I got the nickname. Are you a bit of a... Are you a squealer? Don't ask her that! No, do you snort when you laugh? No, no. No? Okay, well, we're out of ideas.

Yeah, why did they call you Porky? When I was a baby, I had clicky hips, so I was super fat. And Dad just called me Porky and it's just that. Right, that's the one we wanted to avoid. Yeah, but she was a fat baby. Fat baby. They're so cute. Wait there, Porky.

I love Sharkbait, I love Goat, and I love Porky. But who gets the money, the mobile fuel? I think it's got to be Goat. You think Goat? Yeah. I like Sharkbait. Do we have juices? Do we have two?

Do we have... Well, if we can't decide, then we have to give it to Porky. Yep, that's right, Porky. Porky, congratulations. You've won free mobile fuel this week. Awesome, thank you. No worries. Welcome to our segment,

which we pay a huge royalty to the performing artist Shania Twain for. Of course. For the rights to the segment, even though we created it. Yeah. But it leans heavily on her IP. We pay for her mortgage down in Wanaka.

Yeah, exactly right. It's called That Don't Impress A Me Much. Yeah, lean heavily on her IP. We pay for a mortgage down in Wanaka. Yeah, exactly right. It's called That Don't Impress A Me Much. That don't impress me much. Your chance to get on air and tell us exactly what don't impress you much. Obviously, you'd remember Shania Twain said Brad Pitt. She also said rocket scientists. But you can pick Whatever you like That's not impressing you

Very much Absolutely And we all do And it's very cathartic It's good to get it off our chest And you can join us On 0800 dial ZM Shall I kick us off

This afternoon Yeah you kick us off I'll get the ball rolling Okay So you think 5G Causes coronavirus So you're setting The towers on fire Okay. So you think 5G causes coronavirus, so you're setting the towers on fire? Where's your evidence, bro?

No, where's your evidence? There's no way that cell towers can cause coronavirus, am I right? Don't impress me much. Okay, who wants to go next? Who wants to be next up to give this a go? I can do it. Ben, you want to go?

All right, you're up, mate. Okay. So your name's Paul and you own three Lamborghinis. That don't impress me much. No, but it did impress us. I mean, very in. Very in. Paul called the show at this time yesterday

to tell us he bought a quarter of a million dollar Lamborghini without seeing it. An impress clip. That's for sure. It impressed the frigging pants off me. We've been hearing about it

all day. Do you think it's too much for me to... Hey guys, do you remember Paul? Yeah, it happened yesterday. Do you think it's too much for me to add guys, do you remember Paul? Yeah, it happened yesterday Do you think it's too much for me to add Paul as an Instagram friend? No, go LinkedIn LinkedIn?

Yeah, go LinkedIn, he'd appreciate that Let's get someone on to play this with us Guy, hey Guy Hi Sorry, attention It's Gov Yeah, nice Oh, Gov

Hello, Governor Hello You know the rules, do you know how to play? I do Okay, you're up Good luck. Okay. When people think Monopoly is a fun game to play.

Yeah, right. Tears families apart. Good on you, Gav. You've nailed that. Well done. Yeah, right. Tears families apart. Good on you, Gov. You've nailed that. Well done. Ellie, are you ready for yours? Oh, yeah, I can do one. We're giving Bree as much time as possible to learn the timing as always.

I never get it wrong. You will. We believe in you. Today's the day. But Ellie will go first. Okay. Okay, so you can wolf whistle at a vulnerable girl working along the street. That's what I'm talking about, Brie. And you've got a big bore exhaust.

Use your nose! Use your nose. Okay. All right, Brie, you're up. You ready? No. Just wait for the okay. That's all you've got to do. You'll be fine.

Here we go. Good luck. Good luck. Okay. What the hell? She's missed it again. You did that. You did that. You did that. That wasn't me.

That wasn't me. I can't believe you're still screwing it up. You invented the game and you still can't get it. I call BS on that one. I mean this with love, but you suck, man. You are so bad. If I had to ask you off the top of your head, who do you think has the title of the most swear words in a film ever?

Samuel L. Mother-iffin' Jackson. Yeah, that's a good guess. Yeah. But it's not him. Okay. Any other guesses? Who swears a lot? Who likes to swear?

Adam Sandler? That's a good guess as well. Yeah. But no, not him. No? Okay. Any others? Oh, more guesses.

No, that's right. So I'm pretty sure I think. Al Pacino. That's a good guess too. Yeah, right. But I think they're all in the top five. Yeah. Did I just guess three of the top five. I think you did, yeah.

I should keep going and see if I can get all five. We'll be here all afternoon. Yeah, that's true. Quit while you're ahead. Tom Hanks. No, definitely not. Yeah, told you to quit. A list has been put out about, yeah,

the actors who hold the most swear words in certain films. And, yeah, like you said, Al Pacino's in the top five, Samuel L. Jackson, and Adam Sandler as well, after his role recently in Uncut Gems. Oh, yep. It was a very high amount of swear words in that. Samuel L. Jackson has the unique ability to get more than one F word in a single sentence.

Remember when he wanted those mother F and snakes off that mother effing plane? It's a craft. Yeah. It is a craft. But coming in at number two for the most swear words in a film is... Oh, that wasn't meant to happen. Birthday banger. Leonardo DiCaprio.

Yeah, right. Okay. Comes in at number two. Because of Wolf of Wall Street? That is correct. That would have put him over the top, right? And the person who comes in at number one was also because of The Wolf of Wall Street. For the most swear words in a film, it's Jonah Hill.

Oh, right. For that movie. Oh, I see. So it's most swear words in a single film. Yes, in a single film. So I've got some stats here. We've got a clip. If you do recall The Wolf of Wall Street.

Oh. Do we? Oh, Producer Ben. Producer Ben. I was asked for the clip and I've realised the one in the system has the swear words all through it. Very, very lucky. But I have edited it out if you'd like to.

Right. I've got it. You've done a quick edit. Yeah, I've got a really quick edit but now we're fine we are trusted do you need me to have the beep ready just to be safe no no i've got it okay but this is the this is the leonardo dicaprio scene okay cool yeah this is that one this is talking about whales here moby dicks and with this script i'm going to teach each and every one of you to be Captain F***ing Ahab.

Captain who? Captain Ahab. From the f***ing book. From the book. From the book. Turn your f***ing brain on. Listen to this f***ing new company. You can't even understand it when you beat them all because there's so many.

Can I say, Ben got 45 seconds to turn that around and he's done very well. I was sweating bullets. Me too. I didn't trust you at all, but I am proud of you now. Well done. So Jonah Hill gets more swear words in than that. Yeah, so Jonah Hill, who plays a character called Donnie Azoff, which is kind of like Leonardo's right-hand man in the film.

Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie has 332 swear words in 180 minutes and Jonah Hill's character takes the top spot per so it says here on swears per a thousand words. How many swears per thousand? So he does

74 swear words per thousand words in that film. F***ing hell. Did I get that? Did I make that work? We really need to stop doing this whole I'm going to use the beep and I'm going to swear because we've been doing it way too much. Anyway.

I just grew like eight new grey hairs, I think. But, yeah, isn't that interesting? Very interesting. They don't want to watch Wolf of Wall Street, don't they? Not a kid's film. No, not for the family. No. Bree and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Here we go. Birthday Banger for your Wednesday. We'll take your birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one song when you were 16. First up is Brock. Hi, Brock.

Hi, Brock. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good, thanks. That's good. Good to have you on. What's your birthday banger? What's your birthday banger?

Yeah, now you tell us now. Yeah, what is your birthday banger? Here's an experiment. Try and guess. Yeah, what would you like it to be? What do you think was the number one song when you were 16? Oh goodness Probably Spice Girls or something

I hope so What's your birthday? 25th of September 1987 Alright you were 16 in 2003 On the 25th of September And Brooke this is your birthday banger Couldn't be much further from the Spice Girls of September. And Brooke, this is your birthday banger. Couldn't be much further from the Spice Girls.

Shake your tail feather, P. Diddy. Nelly and Murphy Lynn. This is a joke. It's a good one, yeah. Yeah. You're too young to have Spice Girls

on your 16th birthday, so. Yeah. Is she? Yeah, she is. Yep. 87. She's the same age as me. She's only spring chicken.

You know, way too young. Spring chicken. Let's go to Ria. Hi, Ria. Hi, Ria. Hi. What's your birthday, Ria? 2nd of January, 1985.

All right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 2nd of January. Yeah, praise it, Capricorn. And this is your birthday banger. Huitas. Huitas. It's a guilty pleasure, this song, for everyone, isn't it?

Great tune. Such a good song. Do you like it, Ria? I would take that. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Pretty good. You can put it on at a party. People will sing along.

You'll be like, oh, my God, this is your birthday banger. This is our guy. It's perfect. Okay, wait there, Ria. We'll get one more for Corbin. Hey, Corbin. Hi, Corbin. Hi.

Now, you're doing your mum's birthday, are you? Yep. Oh, that's nice of you. What's your mum's birthday? 1st of September, 1985. All right. Your mum was 16 in 2001 on the 9th of September. And you can tell your mum, Corbyn, that this is her birthday banger.

Churn. Corbyn, I'm going to say you don't know this song. No. No. No. Fair enough. That's right. They're not around anymore. They were no Backstreet Boys.

Yeah. Blue? It's blue, right? Blue? Yeah. There was two bands that I always got mixed up. It was Blue and Five. That's Blue.

I think that's Blue. Yeah, it's definitely Blue. Your mum's name is what, Corbyn? Courtney. Courtney. Okay, cool. So we've got Blue, we've got Wheatus, and we've got Shake Your Tail Feather.

What's the winner of Birthday Banger? God, I'm really, really stuck. I really like that Shake Your Tail Feather song because you don't hear it that often. No, you don't hear that Blue song either, though. No. Wheatus, you do hear, But it's still very good I've got to go with Shake Your Tail Feather

That's my vote I think so too Brooke, you've won birthday bingo Congratulations Yay Thank you Here we go I think you forget how good this is

Wait till the siren comes on Yeah, the siren's good Brian Clint, Is it him? Bad Boys 2, the soundtrack. Let's go. Who your name is Where you from Turn around Who you came with Is that your ass Or your mama half ranger I can't explain it But damn sure glad you came here I'm still a sucker for cornrows

I never changed that Your body is baby mama But where your brains at I'm still the same cat When I was younger Running with bad boys Now I'm on a hop And swole up

Running with bad boys Here come another Main Unlike no other Main Candy coated Switching every other Lane Y'all help me Won't you please help me Eighth girl this week That's right. Just when you do it, do it well. We'll be right back. We got another one player from New York to the dirty how they loving it play maybe you impressive Let's get to know each other you the best of the best in you gotta love it in the dress

It's the sexiest. I had to tell her she's a young Janet Jackson live and living color Look at mama your dad wrong for having them pants on caprisca low So when you shake it, I see a thong pockets full of dough shaking feathers to the moon and it's bad boy You're nearly man. Somebody better See ya, dawg. We'll see you next time. My right banging personality compensate when the time right I'm not hard I got women to handle that maybe like eat a man when I'm really a thunder cat Come on, you know the tits connect like Voltron collect so much grass purple thinking we more My cohan's don't match that but it matches our hair and a cease that I got in the lap I'm just a juvenile cuz I be about cheese keep the women wheezy many say they have my babies I'm young like Turk

I like that cash and that money, I'ma eat my money Man, I'm that damn hungry, I'm starving like Marvin, girl I got 16 bars of fine, is what I'm starving for Plus my rats come in packs like Sammy and Dean Martin And I got so many keys, you think I'm valid? Let me see you take it low, girl, come on, take it low Make it even, do it slow, make it even, do it slow Take it where you wanna go, take it where you wanna go Just take that ass to the hood, hot soup Zeddy and Brian Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee

at Shake Your Tail Feather. Good song. What's P. Diddy doing these days? I want him to make something else. Managing acts. You know what? He is one of the best comedic actors. He's so damn funny in movies.

Get him to the great. Yes. Hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. He's so good. He is one of, if not the richest man in hip hop. Right.

Because he... Dr. Dre and him. Yeah, because he manages all the acts and he signs all the acts and he gets all the royalties from the acts. Does all that behind the scenes stuff now. He still gets paid on all Notorious B.I.G. stuff. He always talks about how many kids he's had. Oh yeah.

It's like I've got a whole tribe of kids, you know? He lives, remember when the world was obsessed with DJ Khaled's Snapchat account? Yes. And we were all following DJ Khaled. He lives near DJ Khaled, wherever that is, because Khaled used to go on his jet ski. Right. He'd ride up to P. Diddy's house on the waterways on a jet ski and give him some of his DJ Khaled slides to wear.

What slides were they? Gucci? No, no, they were Khaled branded ones. They were, um, what did he used to say? What was he saying? God, this is going back now. Um, he had a bloody saying, didn't he? Didn't DJ Khaled ever say it?

Yeah, it was, um, DJ Khaled! Yeah, we'll go with that. You played yourself. You're a dad now, Clint. I am. Which means... And you accused me the other day of buying dad shoes, by the way, which I've taken to heart.

I have. Show the producers, and I feel like they might agree. No, I'm going to just wear the shoes to work one day in the next two weeks and you're not allowed to point them out when I wear them. Oh, mate, people are going to notice. Fine. Anyway, that's not what we're here to talk about. And are you going to wear socks with them?

Yeah, I wear socks now. Oh, you do? Yeah, I've grown out of no-shows. Well, that's good. Yeah. No smelly feet for you anymore. Yeah. No, I always wore socks.

Oh, the short ones. I was wearing the sockettes, the no-shows. But I've grown out of those now. I was wearing the sockettes The no-shows Gotcha But I've grown out of those now I'm now a sock guy Because you're a dad Arguably Yes

Kind of You wear socks with Birkenstocks Oh yeah There Yeah That's power dad move right there Yeah and you know what Not everyone can pull them off

I think I may have figured out How dad fashion happens It's a combination of Practicality because your time is so scarce. So you just go for what works rather than what looks good. But the other side of it is you just don't care anymore. Giving up. It's definitely giving up. Absolutely, and that's okay.

Who cares? I'm not here. I'm not on the meat market like you guys. I'm happily married and I'm settled down. And if anything, I'm looking to repel the opposite sex. I didn't say they were a bad shoe. I just said they're a hardcore dad shoe. Yeah.

Well, I took it personally. You took it negatively. I never said it like that, though. But obviously you're holding back. You said I've gone full dad mode. Those were your words. That could be a compliment. Yeah.

Well, I have. Okay. Well, this is good. You'll love this because soon, Clint, the only – you're going to go super, super dad mode because the only shows you'll get to watch are Wiggles and other – High Five. High Five. Paw Patrol.

Kelly Tubby's Paw Patrol. She'll love Paw Patrol. Yeah. And you'll only get to listen to all of those same things in the car. Yeah, right. And this one I think might be of interest to you and it's a kid's show and I think you should get too into it early because then you'll be able to enjoy it.

At the moment I'm just showing her TikTok videos. Right, right. Okay, well, I reckon she's going to love this and I think this show's going to be exciting for you as well. So we're going to play the opening song of the kids cartoon and I just want you to listen carefully. Cleo and cocaine Let's dance and sing With Cleo and cocaine Let's play, laugh and play Now I don't know if you took notice.

I couldn't hear, yeah. But listen, there's Cleo. Yeah. And Cleo and what? You and me Cleo and cocaine Is that cocaine? It bloody sounds like it to me. Does it sound like it to you?

Cleo and cocaine? Sounds like they're going, Cleo and cocaine. Right. So you're suggesting that this is a show for me? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying it might be like a hybrid of Breaking Bad and like a kid show or something. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying it might be like a hybrid of Breaking Bad and like a kid show or something. Who knows?

Guys, this is the second time this week I've got Nicole Kidman news. Yeah, right. Have you got Google Alerts out on Nicole Kidman? Yeah, I do. I've taken a bit of an interest in her lately. Anyway, she's married to of course Keith Urban. And her spindly fingers. Those very, very, very

long fingers. Her and Keith Urban, the other Aussie country music star. They live in Nashville, I'm pretty sure. Do they? Because obviously he's a country music singer. Do you know Keith Urban's from New Zealand? It's another Russell Crowe situation. I think he was born somewhere in New Zealand. But he identifies as Australian.

But has he got Australian or New Zealand parents? That's what I base it on. Yeah, right. I don't know. Ben, can you please... Ben. Ben. Ben.

Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben. Can you please Google where was Keith Urban born? Ben.

Okay? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, it's not about where he was born. It's about if his parents are Aussie or Kiwi. Okay. Google that too.

Yeah. Where was Keith Urban born and where do his parents come from? Because the way I look at it, if my dad was born in America but he's got Italian parents, he's still Italian. Yeah, right. So you're not Australian? No, I'm half Italian. Yeah, right.

But my mum is Australian. Can you also Google is Keith Urban half Italian? Is that what you guys think or am I crazy? I think you get to choose your nationality. No. I do. I think you can choose to identify where you were born or where you live. You can choose where you live. Oh, no way because you've got actual

Italian heritage in my genes. But if Keith Urban wants to be a Kiwi, no my hidey my. What have we got? Where's he from? He was born in 1967 In Whangarei in the North Island And his parents

Where did his parents come from? I don't know, but he's Australian He chooses to be Australian Bloody Kiwis Always trying to take the good one Have Russell Crowe We don't want him We're not even allowed Keith Urban

We've got Keith, all right? I think Nicole Kidman, you guys have tried to take her at one point too. Did we? Or is she Kiwi? Because I'm confused about her now too. I've never laid claim to Nicole Kidman. I think she might have been born here. No, because the minute she married Tom Cruise,

we would have been all over her. She's ours. We love her. That's right. She was married to Tom bloody Cruise. Oh, yeah. His Keith's parents over her. She's ours. We love her. That's right. She was married to Tom bloody Cruise. Oh, yeah. His, Keith's parents were Queensland. Yes, Queenslander. That's why my mum likes him so much.

Bloody cane toads. Yes. And Nicole Kidman? Born there. It looks like it is saying she's an Australian singer. Yeah, but they always say that. She had to say that to get the role in the movie Australia. Oh, yeah, that'd be a bit contradictory. Kinman was born in Honolulu.

Buzzy. That's interesting. So she's Hawaiian. Yeah. But is one of her parents a Kiwi? Great question. This is such good content for everyone who grew up in the 90s. Yeah.

Oh, Kinman's ancestry includes Irish and Scottish heritage. Of course it does. She's ginger. Yeah. Of course it does. Doesn't it? But Kidman's dad was born in North Sydney. Okay, so nope, I'm wrong.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't have her. Oh, dang it. To be honest, and no offence, Nicole, we didn't want you. Oh. Well, we didn't. No, no, no, no, no. She's never been on our shopping list.

You know? Who's on the shopping list? Farlap the horse. Oh, yeah. We want that back. We did want Russell Crowe. Not now. No, you got it.

No, he's yours. He's yours now. Who is on our shopping list? Keith Urban's ours. For a while, we wanted Karl Stefanovic. He did work here for a while, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crowded House.

I mean, more Aussies than Kiwis in that band. Yeah, but we've said this, and you don't like me saying this. The important member is a New Zealander. Hey, if we're going majority, we always go majority rules. I love the band Neil Finn and the Crowded Houses. That's my favourite band. Of course you know Neil Finn, because you're from here. We've run out of time to talk about the food that Nicole

Kidman misses that we're going to send her. Anyway, Keith and Nicole miss cherry ripes. Is that it? That's it. Which is very weird. Like Miss Tim Tams, I get it. Vegemite? Okay. Not cherry ripes. No, it's smart because everyone's got heaps of leftover cherry ripes. They're like, well shit, if Nicole

wants them, I'll send them to her so I can get rid of them out of the favorites box. Why does no one take the cherry ripe? All the Turkish delight. Oh, no, I like that. Yeah, so do I. Oh, see, we could never live together. Earlier in the show today, I revealed that I've got a government leak

that I have access to, which gave me news on what the possible new public holidays are going to be. Yes. You won't believe this, but my leak has come through again. The fresh leak. You mean the piece of paper? Yeah, this is the leak. Oh.

I've leaked it to me. There's nothing on it. No, not that you can see. Oh. Only I can see. Oh, right. Because it's a leak. It's an invisible ink.

I've got a light. Okay, Julian Assange. I've transcribed it. I've got the light. Okay, Julian Assange. I've transcribed it. I've got the information. You'll be interested in this. Okay. It's a leak that says the five people the government believe are more likely to beat Jacinda in the election than Simon Bridges is.

Oh, this is big. This is big because there's a leadership challenge going on at the moment. Yeah, they're trying to kick Simon out. Simon might be getting rolled. And I've got the list of people that if the National Party replaced Simon with any of these five candidates, then Jacinda would be more worried than she is

than facing Simon Bridges in the election. Are you ready for these? I'm ready. This is groundbreaking stuff. And maybe email this to Radio New Zealand straight afterwards as well because they'll want this information. And I'm fine when it's out there.

I just want to be the one to release it. Okay. First candidate that they think would stand more of a chance than Simon at the election, a cat. Oh, I did hear about a cat. Yeah, a cat. Yeah. They're saying very –

Good education. Yeah, yeah. Good grasp on politics. Yeah, and also very good policies on KiwiSaver. Yeah, exactly right. So they're concerned if the National Party can recruit a cat instead of Simon Bridges. Second, there's five candidates on here. David Bain's father, Robin Bain.

Now, yes, he is deceased, but they're saying he has more chance in this election than Simon Bridges does. This is just, I didn't write the leak. I didn't write the leak. It's just the information that I'm getting. Right. Yeah, yeah. So there's a few more. Okay, who else?

Okay, this is the third candidate more likely to at least give Jacinda a good run for her money at the election. A keep cup. Keep cup, all about the environment. People love keep cups. Oh, you know, buzzword. They love keep cups. Definitely buzzword at the moment. Yeah, yeah.

And I know Jacinda's popular, but you know what's popular? Keep cups. So that's in there. And they're reusable. Number four, the fourth candidate with more chance of winning the election than Simon Bridges. A single-use plastic bag. Oh, see, I don't know about that one.

People don't like those. They didn't go very well in the last poll. No. And that's why they got booted out. They were actually ousted at the last election. They got booted out. Yeah, yeah. And yet, more of a chance.

Okay, well. This is where this is such groundbreaking stuff. And I feel like Katy Perry's song helped them quite a lot. Definitely. I've heard that a single-use plastic bag has already applied to Katy Perry for the rights of that song. They did appear in the film clip with her, which was a good get for them. Definitely, yeah.

And one more candidate. This is from my government leak, and I won't reveal my source, so please don't ask. I'm going to say barbecue for you No Of candidates more likely To win the election than Simon Bridges Yes

This is a big one This is the number one This is number one A spork You know that plastic Half spoon Half fork thing A spork

Nah Sporks haven't been in since the 90s. Spork 2020. But hey, we could be making a comeback. We got this. So there you go. And that's the news, everybody. That's straight from government.

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