ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 21st 2019

Episode Date: May 21, 2019

No texting & walkingDean McCarthy live from LAGame Of ThronesWhere did your parents leave you?Bree could just message Channing…5 things to spend your tax $ onInsta Fame Game!Mistaken identityHutt Valley HighBirthday Banger!Dating trends #LingoMore Hutt Valley chatHologramsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey! No, what do I mean? Well, my account's public, so it means they can't see any of your stuff. I think you can block them in two ways. You can block them from your page, and you can also block them from your story. You can hide your stories from them. So that means they won't be able to see what you post. Exactly. In Instagram story. Yes.

Right. I had someone on that recently. Oh, who? I'm not going to say. Tell us who. Not going to say. Tell us who. No, I'll tell you all the other details, but I'm not going to say who.

Was it an ex? Was it an ex? No, it wasn't. No. So not an ex? Anything? No, not an ex. No.

No. Oh, you mean relationship wise? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And this person, I blocked them. I was mad at them. I was like, screw you. Oh, you have beef with someone. Screw you.

I don't want you seeing any of my stuff. So I blocked them. And then, and I. I was like, Oh, you have beef with someone. Screw you. I don't want you seeing any of my stuff. So I blocked them. And then, and I remember doing it too. And I've, they've just DM'd me. This person's just DM'd me. And they've replied to one of my Instagram stories.

So there must've been a point where like, maybe I was out and I was feeling like in a forgiving mood. And I must've gone, uh, you know what? You've done your time. You can have back in, come on back in, get this sweet, sweet Clint's uh you know what you've done your time you can have back and come on back and get this sweet sweet clinstagram instagram story back in your life

the thing is though the last the last message from them is from january last year so do they think that and then we've picked up like nothing's happened do they think that i just haven't used instagram story for almost two years what do they know I love that you think you're so important to this person that they would actually notice. Well, wouldn't you? No. Really? Unless it's an ex, which you said it's not. You think I'm not on their radar.

It's not an ex. It's not an ex. Tell us who. No, it's not an ex. Look, the producers are chanting, tell us who. Tell us who. Tell us who. No, it's not an X. Look, the producers are chanting, tell us who. Tell us who. Tell us who. The boys.

The boys. The boys. The boys. The boys. That chant is not appropriate at the moment. It doesn't even work. No, it does. No, I'm not telling you, so go stuff yourself.

I can turn you off. Shame. No. Shame. Shame No Shame Shame Shame I just love to chant What else can we chant?

Here's to Bree She's true blue I don't know the rest of that one It's that sculling one Is that Is that chanting Or is that singing? Oh alright mate

Boobs Boobs Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Shame. Shame. Shame. I love Producer Ben's taking control out there now and just play something else out there.

Yeah, you be the buttons guy. What else? There's a baby in here. Is that your baby? I hope not. It's very early if it is. Oh, that baby's done a shit. You can tell.

All right, cut it out. Here's the podcast, everybody. Niall's having fun. Now let me see you dance. Zing, Brie and Clint. Hello guys. I don't know what's going on over here. Brie has a ghost coughing inside her headphones. You alright?

Oh, this is weird. It's like I can hear someone coughing. Yeah. I've officially gone crazy. I was going to say, because none of us can hear it, so you do seem a little bit cuckoo at the moment. That's so weird. But that's okay.

That's okay. Tell us about it. It could be fun. Like, what's happening in there? Wait. Hold on. Ready? I'll relay to you what's going on through my headphones in my head at the moment.

Are you ready? Yeah, yeah. Bring us a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Bring us a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not much. Was that in your headphones or in your head? I can't tell. Hey, today on the show, another chance to get to Los Angeles and see Taylor Swift live at Wango Tango.

That's ZM's World Tour number four. And I'll tell you, the activator is going to play just before four o'clock this afternoon. Yeah, not long to go before we send someone on their way on Friday. Also, up next, if you missed it yesterday, gave Disneyland a call as Jessie J did a ripping accent and they bought it. They thought I was Jessie J. Did they?

Yeah, no, they loved it. Put me straight through to the VIP section. As we continue to try and find more information on Channing Tatum, because, of course, we're going. We've got our flights confirmed. We're off to Hollywood on Friday. We'll play Bree's, I mean, Jessie J's. Jessie J.

Call to Disneyland next. So she told me all money need a big boy. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Speaking of the States, I knew this day was coming where, you know, somewhere was going to enforce the law of no texting and walking. No texting and walking? No texting and walking.

That is what they're proposing in New York City where they're trying to pass a law that would impose fines if people are caught texting and walking. Right. That seems a bit extreme to me. I get texting and driving. I get even texting and cycling. I've been told off for texting and cycling before.

Yeah, you can't do that. Actually, I wasn't texting. I was Snapchatting. I was trying to do a Snapchat. Same thing, mate. I was trying to do a Snapchat. Technicalities. I was trying to do a Snapchat of me cycling.

Like, hey, guys, look at me. Well, that should just be illegal in another sense. I mean. I got a warning for that. A guy goes, look, mate, we can't have you doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cop. But texting and walking, come on. I kind of get it in New York City because the traffic in New York is just crazy.

And apparently there's so many people, a lot of motorists now who have hit people and there's a lot of people who are now getting fines because they're having to wait through intersections because people are walking across the road without looking. You used to live in America, you know. Have you noticed how different it is crossing the road there? Cars are terrified of people. It's the opposite of what it is here. It's very different, isn't it? Because you can see each other road there. Cars are terrified of people. It's the opposite of what it is here.

It's very different, isn't it? Because you can see each other over there. Like people, if you hit me, I'll go, I'll roll around on the ground like I'm a soccer player and I'll fake a huge injury. Cars are terrified. You step out on the street and they just like slam on their brakes. It's like you're Thor or Superman

and you just stop cars in their tracks. Yeah. It's crazy. Do you want to know how much they're looking at fining people? Sure. So apparently it's going to be around $36 for first-time offenders. Yeah. And then if you get caught again, it's $73, around $73.

Yeah. And then repeat offenders, if you repeat within 18 months, you could get fined nearly $360-something. They should get cops confiscating phones like their parents or something. See, now then people would obey the laws. You've lost your phone for 24 hours. Two problems I see with this new rule. One, the first one, if you can't text and walk, you're going to have instances of people as soon as it goes,

and they get a text message, they're going to have instances of people, as soon as it goes, and they get a text message, they're going to stop right where they are and they're going to stand still, which is going to cause pedestrian congestion. Congestrian. No, there isn't a good word for that. And the other issue is, you know when you're texting and driving

and a police officer pulls you over? Yes. How are they going to pull you over when you're walking? Is a cop going to walk up behind you and just be like, until you stop and then you going to pull you over when you're walking? Is a cop going to walk up behind you and just be like, until you stop and then you have to pull over. Then you get into some kind of walking race with them and you try and out-walk them.

I just think it's going to be a hard law to have to enforce. Can you imagine and then they make you breathe into the breathalyser? They're like, are you drinking and walking? Yes, I am. It's one of my favourite things to do. Well, carry on. Actually, that's the right thing to do. Thank you, sir. ZM Spree and Clint, I am. It's one of my favourite things to do. Well, carry on. Actually, that's the right thing to do. Thank you, sir.

Zed-Em Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, tell us about Scar Jo. Who is she engaged to now? Oh, look, I hate to be the bearer of bad news to all those men out there, but Scully Hanson, for the third time lucky, is engaged to Colin Jost. He's one of the comedians on Saturday Night Live.

Funny dude. Very funny dude. Probably punching above his weight. No shade there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why do you say he's punching above his weight? Have you seen her? Have you seen her?

Let's just clarify. She is the hottest person. Anyone would be punching above their way. Yeah, okay. Yep. Cool. Right. Although I will say, I've seen her out in the wild,

and she's really, really, I saw her in New York City at a restaurant. Yeah. Like a dingy, dark restaurant, and she was wearing, like, these baggy pants, a baggy T-shirt, and, like, Doc Martin. She's very kind of like, I don't know what the word is, but very unassuming. Does not look like a Hollywood superstar. Casual, very casual.

Model kind of vibe. Very cash, very cash. And that makes her so much cooler. So you said third time lucky. Yeah, I know. Has she been married three times or has she been engaged three times? Engaged. So she was engaged to Ryan Reynolds, who's now, of course, with Blake Lively.

And then who was the other one? Some director or something. But this one's been very lucky. They had an engagement party just now, of course, with Blake Lively. And then who was the other one? Some director or something. But this one's been very low-key. They had an engagement party just for two of them in New York City overnight. So, yeah, low-key, low-key. So I wish I had a good vibe. All right. Hey, from the Bree and Clint show featuring Dean McCarthy, best of luck, Scarlett Johansson.

We hope this one goes well for you. Yeah, let's hope. Also, you've got news on a weird piece of celebrity memorabilia. This one's from Drake. Yeah, I love these stories because they're so ridiculous. So people will pay anything if you're an obsessed fan. Today, Drake's high school journal. Okay, journal.

It's not like it doesn't have songs in there. There's nothing nude, nothing that exciting. His high school journal. Have a guess how much people are going to pay for it. Throw a figure out there. Oh, $20,000? $35 a figure out there. $20,000. $35,000. Wow.

$35,000. Yeah, Drake's high school journal. You would have to be a massive fan of him for that. Wait, is this from the high school, Dean? Degrassi, right? When he was on the TV show? Yeah, it must have been when he was, yeah. It was when he was shooting that show. So, yeah, that's why it is obviously quite expensive, I guess.

There's a lot of stories to it. Did you ever watch him on that show, Clint? No, I've never seen it, no. You've never seen Degrassi High? No. You'd look at Drake in a whole different way. He plays the character in the wheelchair, yeah? No, that's a different show.

Is it? Degrassi High. He did? That's Glee. No, he did, apparently. No, he did. Oh, what? different show. Is it? Degrassi High. He did. That's Glee. No, he did, apparently. No, he did. Oh, what? What show are you watching?

Yeah, Drake. Okay, look, one of us is going to be wrong here. I'm sure Drake was in a, I don't know. But I'm sort of saying. He was. Yeah, he definitely was. Oh, not when I watched it. Oh, right.

That must have been later in the show. I missed that storyline. All right. 35 grand for a journal. Thank you, Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Bree and Clint, the podcast. What a huge night of television last night, and I am not talking about Dancing with the Stars.

I am talking about the Game of Thrones finale. It was big. Season 8, the last episode ever, wrapped up where people were watching it around the world and getting disappointed. Well, not yet. Well. Some people.

Some people. Quite a lot of angry people. Yeah, and I get it. I get it. You feel like you put eight years of your life into something and you didn't get the outcome you want. It's sad to let that cloud eight years of what has been, what I can assume, pretty enjoyable television for you.

People get super passionate about it. One of my mates actually text me and she was like, I've just done a 12-hour shift at the hospital and I've come home and there's a bloody Game of Thrones viewing party happening in my house. Oh, yeah, I went to a viewing party, very passionate. Yeah, so they're all there, right? She's gotten home and she's exhausted. Game of Thrones viewing party happening in my house. Oh, yeah. I went to a viewing party. Very passionate. Yeah. So they're all there, right?

She's gotten home and she's exhausted. She decided she'd go to the kitchen, make herself some dinner. She's turned one light on in the kitchen and all of these people are, turn the lights off, turn them off. She had to cook her dinner in the dark. Because they didn't want a background light in their Game of Thrones. Look, I get it. I get it. There was so much pressure on that episode last night.

So much pressure, first of all, to get home without having it spoiled for you. Because really, having watched it, the whole thing could have been given away in one sentence. By the way, how do we feel about talking about it now? Like, it's been 24 hours. No, mate. No. If you're a real fan, you've seen it, right? Yes. If you're a real fan. But some people are busy right? Yes, but some people are busy and don't be that person.

I'm not going to be that person. But yeah, look, I get it. There was so much pressure. It couldn't really live up to everything you wanted out of it. Also last night's episode, you'd think, those episodes cost $40 million per episode to make. You told me this and I was amazed. And then what?

And then last night's episode would have cost more because it was twice as long. It didn't end up being twice as long. Producer Ben told us it was going to be two hours. It actually only came in at an hour 15. Yeah. But that's okay. It still cost a buttload of money.

Always finishing early. Typical. That shot with the dragon would have cost a million dollars alone. No spoilers. You'd think there'd be a little bit more attention to detail. Remember two episodes ago there was a Starbucks cup in one of the shots? Yes, people were not happy. Last night, some real trainswimmers, I didn't see it,

but some people have posted about it, they reckon they found not one, but two plastic water bottles in one of the scenes, just sitting behind the leg of a chair. They've zoomed in, and yeah, it does look like there's plastic water bottles in one of the scenes, just sitting behind the leg of a chair. They've zoomed in, and yeah, it does look like there's plastic water bottles in the shot. Mate, that's the world we live in these days. They're even finding plastic water bottles

at the bottom of the ocean. That's true. They've even gone back in time to Game of Thrones. So again, that's my theory. It's interesting you bring that up. Now, I've got a theory that those things are in the episode, not by accident, not somebody missing them, because they're there to make a point.

Game of Thrones is making a commentary on modern day life and they're putting things in their episodes to bring them to our attention. What are some of the biggest risks our planet faces at the moment? Global warming, pollution. So they put in a Starbucks cup, like a coffee cup. So you look at it and you think about it and go, What are some of the biggest risks our planet faces at the moment? Global warming, pollution. So they put in a Starbucks cup, like a coffee cup. So you look at it and you think about it and go,

God, I've got to stop using so many coffee cups. They put in plastic water bottles. So you see it and you go, God, I've really got to get a reusable drink bottle. And they put in dragons and stuff because fire and global warming. Is this the proposal say, is this the proposal that the intern that got fired for leaving the water bottle in there said? Whatever helps you get through it, I guess. If you haven't seen it, good luck.

Good luck getting home and seeing it before everybody else does and, you know, don't get too upset. If it's not what you expect, it's not what you expect. They're not going to redo it for you, so you might as well enjoy it. And as they say in Game of Thrones, winter is over. Is that what they say?

Yeah, something like that. You still haven't seen it, have you? No. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Right now, we want to ask you the question, where did your parents leave you as a kid? Were you left behind? This story involves,

and with one of these on the way, I find it hard to believe, but at the same time, I have never been there. It involves a baby. God, that sound is contraception, isn't it? Can we get rid of that sound effect on this show? No, because I want to put the fear of babies into people. I hate it.

Babies are very important, but they're also a lot of work and sometimes you forget them, it turns out. This is a story coming to us via Deutschland, Germany. The story of a couple who left their baby in a taxi. The story gets worse. They were on their way home from the hospital having just given birth to the baby. Well, I can believe that.

It's the first time they'd had to remember to get it out of the taxi. Yeah, sure. Okay, they're not in routine, I guess you'd say. They're not in routine. So the baby's a new addition. They're on their way home. They do have another kid, and they got that kid out of the taxi,

so they got out, paid the driver, took their toddler out of the taxi So they got out Paid the driver Took their toddler out of the taxi And then did the old slap on the roof Alright, thank you very much Taxi driver drives off Wouldn't the baby be in a baby seat? Yeah, yeah But I mean, look

Look, you're obviously tired You've already got kids, you're tired Pretty hard to miss though Tired from the birth, you know I guess, I don't know Taxi drives off. The dad, after the taxi has left, realises, shit

I forgot the baby. Chases the taxi down the street. Can't catch it. Too fast. Taxi's gone. The taxi driver, parked in a car parking building, goes and gets some lunch. Just by the way, the story has a happy ending. Don't worry, baby's okay. Baby just sleeps. It's just been born. Don't worry. Baby's okay. Baby's okay. Baby's okay. Baby just sleeps.

It's just been born. Doesn't know what's going on. How did the cab driver not notice? Came back to get in his taxi. Has a look in the back seat. Goes, oh, someone's left their phone in here. Oh, and there's a baby. He calls the police.

He goes, there's a baby in my taxi. The police goes, oh, good, you've got that baby. We've been looking for that. Everybody gets back together. Baby gets checked by the doctor. It's totally fine. Happy ending, right? Happy ending.

Not a great start to that part of your parenthood. It's that similar story. Was it someone forgot their baby and they got on a plane? Oh, they got off. They got on a plane without it. They got on a plane? Oh, they got off. They got off. No, they got on a plane without it. They got on a plane. The plane took off

and then they said, I've forgotten my baby and the plane had to turn around. Maybe it's a thing. I mean, I'm two months away from being a father for the first time. And I am a forgetful person. Parenting's hard.

I forget a lot of things. I hope a baby won't be one of those things but a hundred things on their mind yeah and it's happened to the best did you ever get forgetting any forgotten anyway oh yeah it's character building uh my mum bless her uh and she won't like me bringing it up because she is still traumatized by it uh forgot to collect me from soccer practice once and i was sitting on the side of the road in Rotorua, in the dark, in the cold, only for two hours though. That's a fair amount of time.

How old were you? 12. Oh, yep. Yeah. Your poor mum. My poor mum. When she pulled up, you've never seen a Toyota Estima van do a bigger handbrake slide into the car park

and a lady fall out of the van and go, I am so sorry. I am so sorry. Must be a common thing for like sporting practice. My mum left me at a softball practice. Right. And my coach had to drive me home, but I didn't live

in the town that we were training. So I didn't know how to get to my auntie's house. This is before cell phones, I assume, as well? Oh, yeah. Long before. So we literally drove around for about four hours. Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it. If they get left behind, they just call an Uber.

That's it. Our question for you this afternoon, where did your parents leave you? Do you not want them to forget it? Do you want to make the memory live on? Do you want to rub it in? Maybe it was on purpose. Maybe. Maybe you deserved

it. Maybe they were teaching you a lesson. 0800 dial ZM. You can also text us your stories. We'll write out your parents for you. You can text 9696. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. We're talking about where your parents left you behind when you were a kid.

Story out of Germany about a couple who have come from the hospital with their newborn baby. So it's very fresh. Got home in a taxi, got out, got their toddler out and forgot the newborn. And the taxi's left with the baby in the car. God, you'd be panicking, wouldn't you? You just, the minute you realised, you would feel like the worst person in the whole world. It'd be terrible. Some of the texts on the text machine are very funny.

Someone has texted and they said, I forgot my one month old on the floor of the lounge room in her capsule, got five minutes into my grocery shop and then realised I didn't have my baby. You think my sore lady business would have been enough of a reminder. The universe is a constant reminder to you in the first few weeks of having the baby. They're like, remember, we've got you in pain for a reason. Remember that time you pushed an eight-pound watermelon out of him?

That was fun. Turns out it's very, very normal to be forgotten by your parents. Right, Bethany, you were left behind somewhere. Yeah, my brother locked me in a cupboard and my parents went out for dinner. Right. See, that sounds more like a team effort, like your brother was in on it as well. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty bad.

Did they just not? And the one thing is I came back and I just got like beans on post. Too much. Wait, hang on. Wait, like, beans on toast. Too much. Wait, hang on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You stayed locked in the cupboard. They had dinner out without you and then came back and made you beans on toast. Yeah.

Who are you living with? Bethany. They had six kids. They were three. They were having three. Bethany, laugh three times if you need help. Or just one. Okay, I think she's okay.

I think she's fine. I think she'll be all right. Hey, Kayla. Afternoon, guys. Kayla, did your parents leave you somewhere? Not myself, but my sister. They left her on the kitchen table. What?

How? Why? So she was about eight weeks old, and it was their first outing to a friend's barbecue. And mum was like, oh, have you put the baby in the car? And dad's like, yeah, yeah. And he meant the base for the capsule and not actually the baby, and they were 5K down the road before they realised

that it was quite quiet in the back and there was no baby in the seat. Who confuses a baby base for a baby? Like, you wouldn't want to be breastfeeding the base, would you? Like, you'd hope there's some kind of distinctive characteristic differences that make you go, this is the bit that clips the car seat into the car and this is the bit that we created with our own bodies. And poos and wheeze. Another text on the text machine, where did your parents leave you?

Not a parent one, but this person said, my auntie kicked me out of the car on the waterfront because I dropped my ice cream. She left me there for 10 minutes. I was six. What a psycho. Hey, Nicole. Hi, guys.

Nicole, did your parents leave you somewhere? Yeah, they left me at a petrol station. Okay. Was it like a payment? Were they like, we don't have any money and we've put all the gas in our car now. How do you feel about taking this child? No, I went in to go to the toilet

and they went in and paid and they got back in the car and didn't realise that I had got back in and they drove off and they went on the motorway and then my brother was like, where's Nicole? I used to work in a gas station and you'd be surprised how many people tried to leave their kids for payment

because their car had declined or whatever and they'd go, oh, honestly. Are you joking? Yeah, yeah. It was company policy at the station that I worked at. You weren't allowed to accept kids as a bond because some people would just leave them there for hours. I'm not joking.

I'm not joking. I'm not joking. It happened once. These people didn't come back for their kids for like three hours. They just treated us like free babysitting. Oh, my God. That is brilliant. Not for the kid.

No, not for the kid. Not for the kid. One more text. This person said, my mum left me at a gymnastics competition when I was 12. I had no other clothes and had to walk nine kilometres home in a leotard. Your parents owe you for the rest of your life. Think of the chafe. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

Yesterday we hit the absolute jackpot. We are off to Los Angeles. Air New Zealand's Grabber Seat have hooked up the flights and we are officially chasing Tatum. I can't believe we leave on Friday night and this all just started last week. We are getting non-stop support from the people of New Zealand and around the world actually

who have begun DMing Channing Tatum on our behalf and saying, hey man, these guys are coming. They're big fans. You follow Brie on Instagram. That's why they're coming. You should make time for them, which we appreciate. Yeah, they've started a hashtag. What's the hashtag? Hashtag power of the people. Hashtag power of the people. Or power in numbers. One of those. Right. Sounds like- Probably should learn that. Probably learn our hashtag, right?

Yeah. Cool. In the midst of all of this, someone has raised a really, really good question. We're going all this way to find Channing and ask him, look, why do you follow Bree on Instagram? Ashley may have one hell of a shortcut. Ashley, good afternoon.

Hi, Ashley. You DM'd the Bree and Clint Instagram page. What was your question? My question was more for Bree, and it was why don't you just message Channing yourself considering you guys have spoken on Instagram already before? It's a great point, Ashley. It's a great question, and there is a good reason.

And let me tell you why I think that would be not a good idea and you tell me if I'm right. Okay. So when Channing followed me on Instagram, I messaged him and I said, cheers, big fella, appreciate the follow. Very cool, very casual. Kept it very casual.

Behind the scenes, a lot of brainstorming went into that message. It was. It was not off the cuff. It was drafted. Of course not. And then I blow me down. He messaged me back and I couldn't believe it. Wow. And it was a really lovely message and he goes hey sis, how's it going? Something like that. Love you and your family.

You guys look like a great time. Yep. Yep. I then messaged back, I think I went a bit too OTT. Oh, God. Maybe invited him to Christmas. Yeah, like you do. Maybe went a bit too far. And then he left me on scene.

Oh, no. It gets worse, Ash. Oh, God. I then sent him another message. I double messaged him. You double messaged? Oh, God. How many days in between?

How much time did you leave between it? I can't remember. Should I look? Yeah, go and have a look. Oh, no. This is so embarrassing. So I think I left it a couple of days. Hold on.

So I left it three days. That's okay. I feel like that's acceptable. Yeah days. Hold on. So I left it three days. That's okay. I feel like that's acceptable. Yeah, that's okay. Listen to Ash. He's like, anyway, that second time I messaged, the double message, it's also been seen. Oh, gosh.

And I don't want to. Guys, guys, Ashley, what do you think about me? You know how in Instagram message you can delete a message now? Yeah. So if I message him again, I should just delete those two. So then he would think he was the last one to message. I think it still pops up on, it would still pop up on his. It says Bree has deleted a message.

Oh, God. So do you understand, Ashley, the reason we are flying halfway around the world to chase this man down in person is to save Brie the mortal shame of having to triple message Channing Tatum. I can't. Yeah.

See, I always complain when I get left on scene by a guy. You got left on scene by Channing Tatum. I know, it's so much worse, right? How embarrassing. How embarrassing. So embarrassing. And the only way to solve it is to show up on his doorstep. Perfect. Bree and Clint, the podcast. This is good news to everybody, by the way.

The Inland Revenue Department, who aren't always the subject of good news, because they take your tax money, right? They have changed the way that they do tax refunds. And now you will automatically get your refund paid into your bank account. Up until now in New Zealand, you've had to apply for it. You've had to like process it yourself or go to them and say, hey, do you guys owe me a refund? So let me get this straight.

Here in NZ, not everyone filed a tax return every year. Uh-uh, no. You don't have to. Right, back in Aussie, you have to do it. And it was a punish, but you get money from it. Yeah, well, that's the thing. If you do it, you... Most, actually, most of the time.

It's always a risk. And you find out they give you some money if they owe it to you. But if you file it and they find out you owe them money, then you have to pay that too. Whereas if you didn't look at it, you'd probably not... It'll just go away. They're like parking tickets. If you don't see them, they don't exist. That's exactly how

it works. Now, and they've just started rolling out this week, the first automatic tax refunds are being paid into people's accounts. So what happens? How do they get all the details and then they, what, just put money in your account? They just look at you and see if you've paid enough tax. And if you have, sweet,

if you've paid too much, they give you your money back. Don't look at me, guys. I'm up to date. Not everyone is getting some money paid out. Like Producer Ellie, didn't go too well for you this year. Is that right? Yes. I've been landed with a nice hefty bill instead. What bill

did you get? How much she? Yeah, she's a cheeky K, 1000. Oh. Yeah. What were you writing off on tax? That's the thing, I don't know. What's your side hustle? Oh, I know what the side hustle is. What's that? You know, that business she has. Footpicks? Yeah.

Yeah, that one. Yeah. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully you're getting a return. So what I've got here, just to brainstorm, because I mean when money lands in your account, you've got to do something with it, right? Five ideas of what you can do with your tax refund. You let me know if you think they're good ideas or not. Okay.

First idea. Actually turn the heat pump on in your flat this winter. Like it's there, but no one wants to use it because everyone's too scared of the Powerball. You could use the heat pump. It's when you know you're rich. Good idea? Yeah.

Splurge. Upgrade your lifestyle, you know? Go full VIP. No more home brand for you. From now on, or at least until this tax refund runs out, your signature range, baby. You could even purchase cashew nuts. What?

Wait, salted cashew nuts? Yep. You're living big, baby. Third idea, live in large with our tax refunds that are coming in automatically. Bitcoin? I mean, I don't know a lot about it, but a lot of people have been talking about it.

Bitcoin? Bitcoin still a good idea? It's not a thing. No? Okay, cool. No Bitcoin. Okay, fourth idea. Oh, this is crazy.

Call me crazy. But what about if you took that money that you got and you finally replaced that smashed phone screen that you've got at the moment? You know how you smashed your phone out in town ages ago and every time you use it now it like cuts your finger and like the home button is like hanging out of it

and it's like just a jagged piece of glass in your pocket. What if you replaced your phone screen? Nah, but it deters people from stealing it. Also, you can't smash a smashed phone. Have you ever think about that? Cool. Okay. Well, I've only got one more idea. What's the last one?

Call me crazy. Call me crazy. What if we take the money that we've been given and we put it into our KiwiSaver and save for a better retirement? Huh? All right, Dad. Huh? Nice plan, Dad. Okay.

All right. Well, have fun blowing it on shots, everybody. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Should we have a cheeky round of the Insta fame game? Oh, all right. Well, have fun blowing it on shots, everybody. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Should we have a cheeky round of the Insta fame game? Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch.

It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta fame game. You know Instagram, that place where you can get famous if you've got a nice bum. It's a wonderful world we live in these days. And this is the game where we guess how many followers do celebrities have on Instagram. Producer Ellie gives them to us. I do. And it's first to three points, Bree. That is correct.

That is correct. What is the current score? Yeah, Ben, how's that score gone there? I've just realised it's not on our whiteboard that I definitely need to use to know. It's 9-8. 9-8. All right. Thank you, Producer Ben.

It's very tight. Nine games to you, eight games to me. Feel free to play along in the car, yell at your radio, compete with your friends. Let it break up your relationship. It's good fun like that. Producer Ellie, give us our first celebrity today. All right. Your first celebrity is girlfriend of Channing Tatum, Jessie J.

Oh, I follow her. Mm-hmm. Did that post last week about her tattoo? Oh, you know, don't you? No, I don't know, but I'm going to give it a good crack. Yeah, nice. All right, for Jessie J, Clint, you've put $9 million. Brie, you've put $15 million.

Jessie J has $8.1 million. Damn it. Point to Clint. You did know. Well, it turns out I may have known. Somewhere deep down there in the memory banks, I knew. Cool. Next.

All right, your next one. One of the Spice Girls. She's just been admitted to hospital, apparently. Scary Spice, Mel B. What's wrong with Mel B? Apparently, she's got some issues with her eyes. I don't know all the info, but she's in hospital. I don't know.

Sounds scary. Aren't they going on tour soon? Yeah, they are. They are. Maybe she got some spots. Spice in her eyes. Just about to say that one. Alright, for Mel B. Clint, you've put $4 million. Brie, you've put $4 million. Oh, okay. We've got to

go again. We've got to go again. Who's going up? Who's going down? Oh, yeah. we've got to go again. We've got to go again. We've got to go again. Who's going up? Who's going down? Yeah, what's going to happen here? Sure, sure. Okay. All right, second round for Mel B. Glenn, you put 4.1 and so is Bray.

Sounds like we need to go again. Do we? We need to go again. Do we? We need to go again. We need to go again. Okay. Maybe we just go with that. We need to go again, do we? We need to go again, do we? We need to go again. We're going again. Okay. Maybe we just go with that.

We need to go again. Don't put 4.2. What are you going to put? Don't put 4.2. What are you going to put? All right. For Mel B. There we go.

Good. Okay, good. All right. We've got Clint on 4.2 million and we've got Brie on 3.9 million. Mel B has 1.4 million. Yes! Oh, point to Brie. Ah, paid off.

Congratulations. Thank you, mate. One point each. One all. Okay. Your next one, from the Avengers, Brie Larson. Ah, Captain Marvel herself. Brie Larson.

Brie Larson. Brie Larson. Brie Larson. Oh, Brie Larson. The old Brie. Oh, Breezy Brie. Brie Larson. Brie Larson. Brie Larson. Brie Larson. Oh, Brie Larson. The older Brie. Oh, Breezy Brie. Brie cheese. I have absolutely no idea.

Me neither. All right, but Brie Larson, Clint, you put $7.2 million. Oh, yeah. Brie put $5.1 million. Brie Larson has $6.3 million, which means it's a point to Clint, if my maths is correct in that moment. Hit us one more time with the maths. What was the answer?

The answer's 6.3. 6.3, so I was 900,000 off. Yep, and I think Bree's slightly over 1,000. She's carrying the two. It's 1.2. That's a point to me. Yeah, great. Okay, cool.

2.1, 2.1. All right, your next one. Oh, I came in with an upset this weekend in Aussie. Oh, the new Prime Minister of Australia, ScoMo. Not ScoMo. Does ScoMo have an Instagram? He does. He runs a real tight Instagram page.

He does, actually. Does he? What's he posting? Shirtless pics? Yeah, a few shirtless pics. Food pics? Family pics. Animal pics?

Yeah. Dog pics. Did he post a picture of that time he shat his own pants at the Enderguy McDonald's after the Cronulla Sharks lost the 1997 NRL Grand Final? There's actually a video of that. It's in his highlights. How many for Prime Minister of Australia, ScoMo? ScoMo.

How many baby boomers are on the Gram? Yeah, well, that's the question. All right, for ScoMo, Clint, you've got 180,000. I went too big. Brie, you've got 280, well, that's the question. All right, for ScoMo, Clint, you've got $180,000. I went too big. Brie, you've got $280,000. No, it's all over. ScoMo has $53,000. It's a game to Clint.

Damn it. And I believe that brings it up to a tie on the score there. Oh, it's nine games all. Yeah. This is exciting. The next time we play this, we'll be playing from Los Angeles. We will. In Hollywood.

We should get real celebrities in. This will be easy for you to organise. Yeah, I'll get on to that. Just get real celebrities in and we can tell them to their face. Yeah, get Ariana Grande in and she can say to us, how many Instagram followers do I have?

Easy. Between you and Ben, you guys can sort that out. Oh, definitely. That's what you get paid the big bucks for. Or just get real D-list celebrities that we've never heard of. How much does Deirdre from season three of The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills have on Instagram? Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Over the weekend, I went out to a bar here in Auckland and I was having a great time with some work colleagues. We were having a few drinks for a

guy's birthday. It was great. Producer Ellie was there and we were standing around having a few drinks and I get tapped on the shoulder. Oh, yeah, someone trying to pick you up, were they? Someone goes, hey, aren't you that girl from Bumble, Tinder and Grindr? Why would I be on Grindr? I don't know how it works. Anyway, hey, this guy goes, oh, my God, oh, my God, I knew it was you.

Can you please come over here? The boys and I, we love your show. I can't believe you're here. Oh, nice. And I thought, well, this has made my night. What a nice compliment. Big deal. Big deal.

And I've walked over and there was about four guys, all really great looking, and they were all singing our praises. Oh, my God, I listen to you every single day. I love the show. I tune in all the time. It's great. That's awesome to hear. I mean, I hope the bosses are listening.

That's some serious market cut through that we're achieving there. If you're listening there, ZM bosses. So they were stoked and so was I. I mean, what a great compliment. As you would be. I'd be blushing. And it was about four minutes into the conversation

when another gentleman, obviously one of their other friends, has walked into the conversation. Yeah, great. Another fan. Yep. And the guy that I was talking to that initially came over turns to this guy and goes, Mate, look who it is.

It's Megan from The Edge. Oh, no. And that's when I said, yep, it is. No, you didn't. I just, I couldn't. I couldn't. And it gets worse. The new guy that comes into the conversation goes,

oh, I love that show. I love you guys. What's Dom Harvey like to work with? And I fired back straight away and I said, bit of a prick, really. And walked off. Right. Got a photo and everything.

Is there anyone at the Id you haven't been recognised as yet? Shave your head, you'd pass for Jono. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to take you inside an evolving conspiracy theory today that comes out of Lower Hutt, the small, well, smallish area near Wellington in the Hutt Valley where Hutt Valley High School has become the centre of a global online conspiracy.

Last week was meant to be the much-famed, much-enjoyed, much-lauded Year 9 Disco. It was going to happen on Thursday night. At 4.26, exactly two and a half hours before doors were meant to open for the Hutt Valley High School Year 9 Disco a Facebook status was posted. That Facebook status read

The Year 9 Disco has been cancelled. No explanation given. No pictures, no context, nothing Bree. Absolutely nothing for nobody to go off. How dare they? How dare they? Kids were ready. Pictures, no context, nothing, Bree. Absolutely nothing for nobody to go off. How dare they? How dare they? Kids were ready.

In year nine, that was literally the only thing we had to look forward to. Parents were ready for a night off. Where else were we going to have our first kiss? Yeah, parents are going to watch some adults-only content on Netflix. And all of a sudden, without explanation, the rug has been pulled out from under the students, the families, the teachers, everybody concerned. Where else were we meant to experiment with makeup for the first time? That status has gone, and I don't use this term lightly, truly viral. People from all around the world have found out that the Hutt Valley High School Year 9 Disco has been cancelled.

Without warning, by the way. From what we can tell, there were no warning signs. It has had 10,000 comments on the Hutt Valley High School. It's like an episode of Law & Order SVU, my particular favourite. And you watch the whole thing

and you get the story, but you get no answers. Let me run you through a couple of the comments that are coming in from the global community. Wilbur Waterley said, I already bought new wheelies and a black shirt with flames drawn on it. I demand that the school pay for them unless they uncancel the disco. Now, Wilbur is not a student of Hutt Valley High School, nor is he a citizen of New Zealand, but he makes a great point, does he not?

He does make a very interesting point, and I mean, people are going to have to be compensated. Flynn Roberts writes, Honestly, I have had enough of this school. I've been looking forward to this disco all year. Nothing but downhill for Hutt Valley High School since Brexit. Now, Flynn also doesn't attend Hutt Valley High, also doesn't live in New Zealand,

but he also makes a great point. Keelan Schmidt. This was going to be my big moment. Not a Kiwi. Great point. Dylan Brown. You better be joking. Me and the fellas already bought a four-pack of Monster Energy drinks.

As long as you're sharing those responsibly, guys, that's totally fine. He also doesn't live in New Zealand, but well within his rights to be outraged. Do you agree? Oh, very, very within his rights, I think. With over 5,500 shares, like we said, 10,000 comments and 12,000 reacts and no answer from the Hutt Valley High, I thought it's only right we try and get to the bottom of this.

We use our power here at ZM to contact the school and find out, right? Let's go law and order SVU on this bitch. Well, so you would think. I've just looked up the phone number for Hutt Valley High School and it's been removed from Google. What? I've just visited the website for Hutt Valley High School and the website no longer exists.

It's as if Hutt Valley High School has vanished off the face of the earth. What is going on? What is going on? Is Hutt Valley High School a real place? If anybody inside this shitstorm knows what is going on, contact us, okay? We can keep it private. We're just looking for information. What is happening at Hutt Valley High School that we don't know about? I smell a sequel coming on. Either that or they've just been bombarded

with shitty radio stations calling them, trying to do pranks to ask about their year nine disco. But I refuse to believe that. I refuse to believe that's as deep as the wormhole goes. No, that's probably. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. All right, let's do it.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, we get your birthdays and we figure out what was number one in your 16th birthdays. First person we're going to is Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly.

Hey. Kelly, what's your birthday? 6th of June, 1982. Okay, Kelly, you were 16 in 1998 on the 6th of June. And back in the 90s, this topped the charts. Oh, no. It's huge. Bewitched, Say Love Me, Kelly.

What a sing-along. You got one of the songs people dream of. It's a great tune. In fact, it might be impossible to beat. Let's see how we go. Hey, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hey, there. What's a great tune. In fact, it might be impossible to beat. Let's see how we go. Hey, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hey, Val. What's your birthday? It's the 8th of December, 86. Okay, Ryan, you

were 16 in 2002 on the 8th of December, and this is your birthday banger. Delta. Delta Goodrum, Born to Try. It's not good enough No I'm not afraid Yeah It's not good enough To beat Bewitched

Sorry about that It's alright Ryan I do love that song Sorry to break that news to you But Yeah alright Let's go to Alicia For the last one this afternoon

Hi Alicia Hi What's your birthday? 24th of the 12th, 91. Okay, Alicia, you were 16 in 2007 on the 24th of December and on that day, this was number one.

Wait a minute. Alicia got Alicia Keys, no one. Yeah. Wait on, wait on. We can complete this weird circle. Alicia. Yeah. What's your last name?

Hanson. Oh, it was worth a try. She could have got umbop. You should have just lied to us. Okay, wait there. Is Alicia Keys strong enough to take down Bewitched? It's Bewitched. It's Bewitched, right?

It's gotta be. Kelly, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. Cool. Let's do it. You know the words, New Zealand. Don't lie. Brian Clint's in him. I said, hey boy, sitting in your tree

Mommy always wants you to come for tea Don't be shy, straighten up your tie Get down from the treehouse, sitting in the sky I wanna know just what I do Is it very big, is there room for two? I got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine, show me yours Gotta let me in.

Hey, hey, hey. Let the fun begin. Hey, I'm a wolf today. Hey, I'll hump, I'll bump, I'll hump, I'll bump, I'll bump you away. Say you won't, say you'll do what I don't. Say you're true, say you'll do what I don't Say you'll do, say to me Say la vie, say you will Say you won't, say you'll do what I don't Say you'll try, say to me

Say la vie, say you will Play with the girls, play with the boys Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys? We can talk, we can sing I'll be the queen and you'll be lonely playing with your toys we can talk we can sing i'll be the queen and you'll be the king hey boy in your tree throw down your letter make a room for me i got a house with windows and doors i'll show you my new song Let the fun begin Hey, I'm a wolf today Hey, I'll huff, I'll puff

I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll puff I'll blow you away Say you won't, say you'll do what I don't Say you will, say to me Yeah Say la vee Say you will, say you will Say you'll do what I don't Say you will, say to me What you'll do what I do Say you'll do what I do

Say la ve La la la La la la La la la La la la La la la La la la La la la

La la la La la la La la la Say you will, say you will I love you. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. I love you, too. ZM, Bree and Clint. Coming straight out of Ireland.

The winner of Birthday Banger is Bewitched. Do you remember when producer Ellie and I went to that So Pop concert and Bewitched were there? Yeah. And I was so stoked because I love Bewitched. And they've come out and there was four of them in the group. Yes. And there was four of them on the stage and Ellie and I were watching

and we're like, God, they still look good. And we realised only two of them were there and the other two were like these young backup dancers. Oh, I think I was going to say two of them were holograms. I was like, I didn't know Bewitched had that kind of budget. Yeah, it was weird. I was like, oh, they've made it look like they're all there. Are the two that are still in Bewitched, do they put on a good show?

One was really polished and then the other one looked like she'd become a mum and she was kind of just doing it for the cash. Right. She was still alright. She was still alright. Mums can put on a good show. Look at Cardi B. True.

Look at... I mean, she'd been a mum for about 15 years and they... Again, mum. Got the call up. That's fine. That's fine. Remember this B-Wax tune?

Blame It On The Weathermen? Yeah, that's the one. Look, the world of dating can be a scary place in 2019. And to be honest, me personally, yes, I've been on the dating apps. I've done it. No shame in that. And sometimes I don't really understand some of the lingo that people are using. Have you set your age range too low?

You don't know what the kids are saying. This is the thing. You're transitioning, girl. Get out of here. You're going to be 30 next year. Shut up. You need to age up. We talked about this.

I'm not celebrating birthdays anymore. And I told you that you need to employ the half your age plus seven system, which means 21 and a half is as low as you can go. Okay. That's just a guideline. A good one. employ the half your age plus seven system, which means 21 and a half is as low as you can go. Okay. That's just a guideline. A good one. Anyway, there's some new dating terms that are floating around at the moment. And I feel like, do you want me to educate you on some of the things that people are saying? Yeah, I'm keen to know. It's actually really interesting. These are real phrases that people are using in the world of dating. So there's a phrase called, you got career zoned. Have you heard of that? Nah, what does you got career zoned mean? So it means when someone rejects you romantically,

but they still want to connect with you professionally. Like they add you on LinkedIn. Oh, yuck. Yuck. Yep. Girl, if you want my business prospects, you've got to get down to business with me. Is that all right to say? Okay, chill out. I think that might be borderline sexual harassment. I'm so glad you've found someone to marry already.

Me too, to be honest. Me too. Give me another one. What about textual chemistry? Textual chemistry. Surely that means you guys have got good banter on text. It does. So it means you've got a great connection on text, great bants,

and then in person, nothing. Oh. Oh, you can't have both. Apparently, well, you can, but that's what people use it for usually. Cool, cool, cool. Textual chemistry. Maybe you guys are purely a text thing. Maybe.

That's a thing, right? You guys only date on text? I don't know. What about when someone refers to someone? So if I'm like, oh, I've been chatting to this guy, he's a bit of an owl, though. Only messages you at night time. Yes. So apparently, yeah, people who only message you when you're asleep.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. How are you meant to have a conversation? Because they're only texting you when they're in the mood. That's the thing. Right. So that's the guy who texts you up at 2 o'clock in the morning. Got it. Yeah, that's that guy.

Or girl. Or girl. Or girl. Girls can be elves. This is one of my favourite ones, and I know these exact people. Instabate. Right. It's where you upload something to Instagram story

Just so they see it To get top of mind with them Exactly Right So you upload something Hoping that person that you've been talking to Will see it Yeah

And spring into the DMs I've got a real good technique for that by the way Add the only person you want to see it As your only close friend and upload it to Instagram story close friends and then they're the only one that will get to see that thing but they'll think that it's them and a whole lot of other people seeing it. Is that rude?

Is that weird? God, that's, yeah. Maybe I should be dating. Maybe. Is this what you used to do? Manipulating. Maybe I need to get back on the scene. What about a social squatter?

Ew, what is that? Okay, well, chill out. It means someone who breaks up with you, but then they still want to keep seeing your friends. What? Like as friends. Oh, right, they want to mooch in on your friend circle. Nah, again, like I said with the business thing.

How awkward. You turn up to a pub and you're like, all your friends are there and then the person you've been seeing. How awkward if your friends choose them over you as well, right? Okay, good. Good update. Thanks. If my wife starts using any of those terms,

I'll know that something's up. Yeah, stop owling her. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is really weird because we think we might have uncovered some kind of conspiracy concerning a high school in Lower Hutt. We told you earlier today about a school who, two and a half hours before the Year 9 Disco,

posted a Facebook status that said the Year 9 Disco is cancelled. There was an uproar. People weren't happy. It's since gone viral. It's gone global. Thousands and thousands of comments being like, we need to know why you cancelled the damn disco.

Why'd you cancel the Hutt Valley High School disco? To explain, we go direct to the source. We weren't able to contact the school. We think they may have taken their website down because they're being contacted too much. But welcome to the show, students of Hutt Valley High. Amy and Liz, good afternoon. Hello. Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hi. Now, you guys are twins, so we have to talk to both of you. As former students of Hutt Valley High, we can spill all the tea. We got the tea. We have it right here. I'm so glad. Girls, give us the tea.

What's the deal? So, the reason the website's taken down is because we're actually getting a new one. Okay. Right. That's legit. That's legit. That's fine. The theme is Disney, and so the year nine thing, that's not cool enough. So only a couple people bought tickets, and that is why it was cancelled. We got four people bought tickets.

What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're saying the year nine disco that 10,000 people have commented on and said they wanted to attend, although most of them weren't in the country and not the right age. You only sold four tickets. Four tickets. Four. I don't know why it's gone so viral.

We don't understand. We're so confused. All of us are like, what? Also, girls, Disney, can I just put this out there, is damn cool. I know. Yes. I wish my year nine disco was Disney. cool. I know. Yes. I wish my year nine disco was Disney. Yeah.

I was in pyjamas. We did pyjamas. Like, we're not 12. Yep. No, Disney all the way. Aladdin, Lion King, they're coming out again this year as if it's not cool. 100%. Yeah.

Have you seen, much like Fyre Festival, there is already a Facebook page set up called Hut Valley High School Year 9 Disco 2. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. Oh, my God. It's a Facebook event. We don't get why it's been gone so viral. Like, you know, we're just a little school in the Hutt Valley,

you know, trying to chill out. And then, like, all of a sudden, everyone's just kind of, like, freaking out over our social getting cancelled. There's 1,500 people who have clicked attending. I know. Amy and Liz. As former 1,500 people who have clicked attending. I know. Amy and Liz, as former students, can we get an invite? Of course you can. What's a party without you guys?

Yeah, what's a party without Zed in there? I've got a better idea. Can we DJ the Year 9 disco? Oh, my God. Can you? Can you get us in because we're not Year 9? Yeah, we're here to live in. Girls, you hang with us and we'll get you in.

Yeah. Oh, 100% it's happening. Yeah. I love that I feel like I'm talking to the same person. Twice. Yeah, and it's just an echo. It's fantastic. Let's work on this.

I'm keen to go to a year nine disco and DJ. I mean, that'd be the height of my DJ career so far and yours, Brie. But Amy and Liz, our Hutt Valley High School insiders with the scoop on why the year nine disco was cancelled. Can we try and get some kind of synchronised sign-off from you guys? What should we say?

No, no. Should we just go? Can we give our staff a shout-out? Yeah. Okay, so everyone Follow us on Instagram at Liv Pointer Just do the sign off

Just go back to you guys in the studio Okay, ready? Back to you guys in the studio Nailed it To Amy and Liz, former students of Hutt Valley High ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Promised you big news from the hologram music industry.

You know, they've found a way to bring dead artists back to life in two of them. Like they did at Tupac with Coachella that time. Well, not even dead. Madonna did it in her own show. Yeah, but should she have? Probably not. I feel like if you haven't seen it, that's the $5 dollar performance she did at the billboards it was shockingly bad like bizarre we it's just i reckon she did more damage to the hologram industry than anybody else has ever done uh this is big though

this will get everything moving again and i think this is a show you'll want to go to okay how does a hologram whitney houston sound oh give it to me it's on the way get it in and around my being love it around your what my being oh i think you said you're not doing um but cool cool right cool her family and her estate have reached an agreement with i don't know how it works her label or. And now they can officially start working on a Whitney hologram. I would be here for that. Let's all hope that it's early Whitney. Come on. Well, what?

You leave Whitney alone on this show. This is the beautiful thing about a hologram too is it could be all stages of Whitney. Whatever Whitney you like. It could be early, prime, later. It could even be post. We could have zombie Whitney. You could. With a hologram, you can have whatever you want.

You really can. I would definitely go see that show. Yeah. It'd be cool as long as there was a real band there. Yeah. As long as everyone else was real. And I don't want to see through her. I don't want it to be a shitty hologram.

What? You want it to be so real? Yeah, I don't want it to be trans. It looks like a real person. Yeah, I want to give in to it. I want to believe it. You know how a hologram where... What, you want it to be so real? Yeah, I don't want it to be trans... It looks like a real person. Yeah, I want to give into it. I want to believe it. You know how a hologram works, right? It's just light. Hologram.

The holo in hologram is not for hollow. Are you sure? Well, not 100% sure, but pretty sure. I've been thinking about this, though. If hologram technology has really been perfected, like if we're there with it, it's not just music shows that we can do now. Those aren't the only exciting developments for holograms. Well, remember how the Notre Dame Cathedral burned down in Paris earlier?

Why rebuild it when we could just have a hologram Notre Dame Cathedral? That's true. Why build it when we could just project one up there, save heaps of money, and it can't burn down? That's very true. Also, remember how your ex left you earlier this year? Instead of getting over them, how about a hologram ex? How about you just get a projection of your ex

and have them living in your house, and you can just pretend that they never left you? I'm not condoning that. And this way, you can have the kind of relationship you want. You're sounding more and more creepy. Figure out how they... No? Stop. Stop now. All right. How're sounding more and more creepy. Figure out how they No? Stop. Stop now.

Alright. How about Marley and me too? You're an idiot.