ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 21st 2020

Episode Date: May 21, 2020

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Hello everybody, are you recording it? Ow, bit my tongue. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I know I don't want to take all the air time and there's plenty for everybody but I've got two bits that I need to do. Okay, go on. So first one is I'm just re-downloading

the Lotto app to see if I won Lotto. Oh, that's unusual. Well no, it comes up in the show. I'm so sick of waiting to check your Lotto tickets. I'm so sick of not winning lotto. I bet you are. Then stop buying tickets. Stop buying tickets.

That's the wrong attitude. Bet money at the casino like a normal person. That's the wrong attitude. Okay, it's installing, so we'll deal with that soon. I can't wait. People are going to be on the edge of their seats. Okay, no, fuck it. We'll do it now then.

All right, we're in. Oh, no, I've got to register. Oh, no, I'm already registered. Let to register Let me log in I've got another one But you guys can pick it up if you want No no no fine I'm sick of the attitude You talk about something else Would you rather someone give you $15 cold hard cash

Every week Or you go in and buy a lot of tickets But you have to give me The winnings Or I give you $15 every week I mean I'm confused What?

I'm so confused So instead of going And buying a ticket And the possibility Of winning millions Someone just gives you $15 a week But you can never

Buy another You check in a bit Where I have to give you The winnings But you never have to Buy another lotto ticket You sly motherfucker No no no

So this is the formula This is how you should Have asked it No you're trying to Trick me out of my money What he's saying is Would you never have to buy another lotto ticket Yeah you sly motherfucker No no no So this is the formula This is how you should have asked it No you're trying to trick me out of my money What he's saying is Would you rather have a guaranteed $15 Every single week For free Or would you

But you're not allowed to buy any lotto tickets Is there inflation? Oh yeah In 20 years time is it $45? Yeah Yeah it can go up Yeah So it has to move with inflation Yeah No what am I going to do with $15? But. Yeah, it can go up. Yeah, um, no. So it has to move with inflation. Yeah. No, what am I

going to do with $15? But do you guys know? I'm checking my ticket. First one, I've got two of them. First number. Second number, I've got none of them. Third number, one of them but on a different line. Far out. Fourth one, I've got it on the

wrong line. Fifth one, oh, I've got it. I've got three. I've got three on the wrong line Fifth one Oh I've got it I've got three I've got three Do I have the bonus ball? Three Bonus ball

Twenty Oh and I've got the power ball But it's useless What is that? That there is the sound of a man Winning the lottery Yeah what did you get? A free ticket

Extra ticket Fifteen dollars And a bonus ticket Okay That's not bad I'll have a bit of humbug How much was the ticket? Fifteen million would be better How? A free ticket? An extra ticket. $15 and a bonus ticket. Okay. That's not bad. I'll have a bit of humbug. How much was the ticket? $15 million would be better.

How much was the ticket? It was $6. I found a new way to play. Okay. Yeah, nice. I only buy four lines now. It only cost me $6. Because I was spending $16 a ticket.

Cheap lines, isn't it? Yeah. And I was playing twice a week. Yeah, it's a bit of money, isn't it? So you think Jordan had an issue in the last dance Put me over here Nice niche reference What did Jordan do

He was a gambler Michael Jordan You need to watch the doco You know what he used to bet on And you'll love this He used to bet on his golf game Yeah Because he wasn't allowed to bet on his basketball

He bet 10 grand at a time Yeah On golf On him playing Yeah So you and me go and play And you go Yeah

So he would go I bet I can beat you And do this If you're playing Michael Jordan If you're playing Michael Jordan Who is a supreme athlete Regardless of the sport He is an athlete You And Ben you would know this You'd have Jordan who is a supreme athlete Regardless of the sport He is an athlete

And Ben you would know this As a supreme athlete No as a golf guy You'd have to play to handicaps right Yeah you'd have to be on the same He might have a handicap of under 28 or whatever See this is where I've never understood golf It's a bit of bullshit

Handicaps are genius Because you could go and play Ben Yeah And handicaps mean that you would be on a level playing field Yeah, because Ben would have to be on one Yeah, no Yeah, well, yeah He would have a certain number of shots added to his card

Yeah, your handicap is the amount of shots you would go over par Yeah So you would start on zero And for example, you start on zero He would start on ten Or something And then at the end you check your scores Wait, who? I don't understand Who would be better? So you would start on zero and, for example, you start on zero, he would start on 10 or something. And then at the end, you check your scores. Wait, who?

I don't understand. Who would be better? Between me and you? Ben. Me. I don't know. I used to play a lot of softball and, I mean, it's practically the same. Right, okay.

You're swinging with the thing. Do you want to hear my relationship conundrum? Yes. What is it? What is this for the show? Well you can do it here and then you can do it on the show Yeah this is a test run So we've got an issue at the moment in my relationship

Oh that's sad for you You're not even that old Lucy has started watching a Netflix documentary About the existence of God Oh you told us this And I'm not interested. You don't want to watch it? No.

You'd rather watch the Michael Jordan documentary or something? Yeah, or Ozark or something. Yeah. And that's not because I don't want to watch something with her. It's my favourite thing to do at the end of the day is we watch something on TV together. Yeah. And it's relaxing and it's what we do.

But I'm not interested in anything that is pushing a religious narrative. Sorry if you're religious. I am not. No, that's fair. It's your opinion. You just don't want to watch it. Yeah. And I don't enjoy it.

Whereas Lucy, who's not religious, is like, we'll watch it and she'll go, that's interesting. How do you explain that then? If there's no God, then how do you explain that? And I'm like, oh, for real. How many episodes are there? It's a Morgan Freeman series

And I thought it was one episode That's how they get you in Because he's got a soothing voice Yeah, he is God And I thought it was one episode There's three seasons already No You need to have a chat

No, because it makes her happy And so I want her to watch it You need to have a chat about you setting up your own TV In the sleep out So here's where we've got to And I want to know is this sad I sat through the first three episodes And then I was like I am wasting my life

So we will now sit on the couch together Close And she'll have the God show on TV But I'm now watching The Michael Jordan documentary on my laptop. Why do you? With earbuds in. Why do you get the laptop and she gets the TV?

Do you take turns? He's a good guy, are you? Because I want her to be happy. So I want her to have the TV. Also, my laptop is a lot better than hers. So she's got a tiny screen. And because it was my decision. It was my decision.

So is it sad to watch separate TV shows? I don't think so. No, not at all. And you know what? I just think, I just think, and I'm going through kind of the same thing in my relationship too. You have certain things you watch together, which you both like. And then obviously you're allowed to be your own person

and watch something that you might really like, but your partner might not necessarily like So I think that's fine We always have our own shows Simmering in the background Which you have for time when you're apart But we've got to a point now where we don't have a together show So we've drifted apart

This is where you need to find a new one That's exciting Yeah but the hunt is annoying The hunt is annoying How good is it When you really get into it We chewed through McMillions last week

Good hey How good I love that one It's amazing Ben won't watch anything We recommend So he won't have seen it Haven't seen it

Yeah Ben loves to take a stand I don't have time It's so interesting I reckon you and Lucy Should watch Money Heist together We watched the trailer She's not into it Oh really

I'll watch it. It's so good. But I have to put it on my long list of personal shows. What else could you and Lucy watch together? You want something with a good three seasons. You don't want to start a show and it's like, oh. Have you thought about watching RuPaul's Drag Race together? We have talked about it.

I reckon you'd get into it. This is how the conversation went. Fun show. Lucy would fizz for it. This is talked about it. And this is the conversation. This is how the conversation went. Lucy would fizz for it. She goes because we talk about these as a matter of importance. Do we need to watch RuPaul's Drag Race? Like it's a revelation

that's been gnawing away at her. And we made the mistake and I know this is the mistake of starting RuPaul's Drag Race at season one. Don't do that. Why would you not do that? No, see Ben, this is the thing. It's the only TV show where this is the mistake of starting RuPaul's Drag Race at season one. Don't do that. Why would you not do that? No, see, Ben, this is the thing. It's the only TV show where this is the case. Season one is shit.

Yeah. And they have no HD. It's all terrible. You start from season four. Whoa. It's season four. Get rid of the first three because they took three seasons to get it right. And then season four, you're on.

They're not relevant. It's not like. It's not important to know. Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, you kind of pick up bits and pieces here and there because like the winners of those seasons come into the episodes and whatever.

You pick it up though. If you start at season four, you'll be fine. Yeah, right. Okay. Or else you won't like it, I'm telling you. I've never watched season one. I watched the first episode and went, nah, not watching that. Fair.

Yeah, right. Fair. Okay. But you know what i love about rupaul's drag race that people don't really understand until you watch it is it's actually quite a meaty show but nice mind the pun but they tuck it away so you can't see it yeah right no but they actually delve into a lot of issues that's happening mainly in america because that's where it's shot but they actually tackle a lot of really quite,

you know, full-on topics. Yeah. But in a fun way where they swear and rhyme and dance and stuff. It's good. Yeah. Nice. Okay.

I reckon you guys would really like it. I'll put it on the list. Have you ever? I know Ben has. Have you guys ever watched Schitt's Creek? Yep. Do you like it? I've finished it.

Yeah. No, but it's being heavily suggested to me by my Netflix algorithm at the moment. Yeah, yeah. It's a really easy, nice, funny watch. Comedy. It's great. It's what I need. I love it.

You know what's an easy watch I'm watching at the moment? I think it's called Black AF. Oh, yeah. And it's about a black family in America. And it's kind of like Kim Kardashian, theian the kardashian vibes but it's a sitcom so they're like so it's like following this family oh yeah but it's like that kind of style yeah but it's all it's all like right what was what was quite funny what was the show no actually no don't not gonna ask that no don't worry. No, no, no. Ask it. Ask it. No, no, no. Ask it.

No. No, change of mind. Cool. I've got enough. Yeah, nice. And I'm a lottery winner, so I can leave on a high. Yeah, thank you. I'm sorry.

Thank you. Clint won't be here tomorrow. No more poo-pooing my lottery habit. I think you throwing your money away every week is good. It brings me joy, okay? Hey, if it makes you happy, then I agree with it. And it's not harming anybody else. And it's not harming anyone else.

Yeah, true. I don't want you to go out and start just kicking random dogs and stuff. But it makes me happy. Okay, cool. I'm just reinvesting in the next draw. What are you doing now? Okay. This is for next Saturday.

Cut the podcast intro here before. Seeing as I won, should I buy two tickets? Oh, see, now you're just going to lose it, aren't you? I'll just take the 15 and run. Yeah, but I'm willing to lose it. Ellie, remember that time we went to the casino and we did not run? We put it all back in. Reinvest.

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Playing ZM on iHeart Radio Hey Siri Win a Brie and Clint on Brie and Clint are on air Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint. Hi, Bree. Hello, mate. How are you? I'm good. I've had a very productive day. You know when you just have one of those days?

You've been kicking goals. You're like, I'm doing this and I'm doing that and I just feel on track. I had one of those yesterday. Did you? Yeah, not today. Well, you know you can't win them all. No, and you don't want to have one every day.

No, because they don't feel as good. No, they don't feel as good because it's not as rare. And also, I find there's a real risk of getting all of your stuff done. And then what have you got to do? Yeah, and then you realise how bored you are. Exactly right. And you don't want to do that.

And that's when you turn to a life of crime. Yeah, that's what happens. That's how it happens. Yeah, that's exactly what happens. The devil makes work for idle hands. That's what my religious studies instructor always told me. I'm surprised you can remember stuff from that long ago. Oh yeah, it's burnt into my brain.

A life of Catholic education will do that to you. We've got a fun show on the way for you. You get your chance to win some free mobile fuel this afternoon into my brain. A life of Catholic education will do that to you. We've got a fun show on the way for you. Your chance to win some free mobile fuel this afternoon when we play What's the Plot before five o'clock. And of course, Dr. Ashley Bloomfield is back with another prize for you to win today. Yeah, I heard he had a lot of say in today's prize. Yes, he's had a haircut.

Yeah, I saw he had a haircut. Because yesterday he gave you a hair and nail package for $300. Because what you don't know, whatever you're winning, he also gets it. He wins as well. Yeah. Well, he tries them all out first. And God, he bloody loves that cake mixer. Yeah.

He won't shut up about it. He loves mixing that cake. He's pumping out the cakes. I'm like, focus on the pandemic, Ash. Back my cake. Today, though, he has a Fitspo update for you. This is a good one. A $500 Lululemon voucher is today's prize.

Damn. Can you imagine how good you'd look? You don't even have to be fit if you've got the right Lululemon gear. You just look fit. I can't even explain how a pair of Lululemon tights feels on my body, but it's damn good. You look healthy and wealthy. It just sucks it all in.

Yeah, right? Yeah. So if you want that, you've got one hour left to text daddy to 9696 because at four o'clock we'll call someone and give them that $500 Lululemon voucher thanks to the Ashley Bloomfield

extravaganza bonanza. Rolls off the tongue. Up next, is France selling the Mona Lisa? Maybe. I know how much they're asking or what they want and if it's actually going to happen,

I'll tell you about that next. You thinking of tricking a bit in? I'm imagining it as a dollar reserve on trade me. Might be on trade me, yeah. Dot France dot UK. Is France going to sell the famous Mona Lisa?

This is what a founder and CEO of an international tech company, Stephen Distinguin, that's his name. I think I did pretty well with that, has proposed that they do to help save the country's economy. Sell the Mona Lisa? To sell pretty much, in my opinion, if not the most famous painting in the world. Yeah, right.

Makes sense. But at the same time, there's a famous quote, and I don't know if it's real or not, but apparently some government agency during World War II proposed cutting spending to the arts so they could spend more money on weapons

and defence and that sort of thing. And he said, but if we did that, then what are we fighting for? And some people would say the same about the Mona Lisa. What are you saving if you don't have the Mona Lisa left after all of this? People's houses and families.

Yeah, that's a point too. So they don't all have to live on the street. Yeah, but the Mona Lisa, yeah, yeah. But I mean, you know. But if the Mona Lisa is a. I mean, what's one painting? It's just a little painting. I know, I know.

But if it's important to you as a country and it now lives at Jeff Bezos' house. Well, that's who he's saying potentially should buy it. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, I mean, it's nothing to Jeff Bezos. It's like one third of his fortune. Convince me, because if you're going to get a few million dollars out of it. Right.

And I did the research on this because I was like, I wonder, because, I mean, they're not selling it yet. No. But this guy who, I mean, I take him pretty seriously. He's the CEO of an international tech company. He must know something. Maybe. Maybe.

Anyway, he said, you know, it would have to be. Unless he's the CEO of Bing. In which case, he doesn't know anything. He doesn't have any of my search results. Yeah. Bing knows the least. Anyway, he said, you know, if to make it worth it and to actually help France's economy,

it'd have to be for at least around 83 billion. Change your mind and sell it. I think that's a good deal. If Jeff Bezos rocked up and goes... 83 billion? All right, France, I will offer you 83 billion for the Mona Lisa. Get rid of that piece of junk. So that's not nothing to him.

That's half his fortune. That's one third. Oh, is it a third? That's what this guy said. Oh, yeah, grab it. Yeah, grab that. Yeah, grab it. It's a steal.

Grab a couple Picassos. Yeah. Grab that Night Sky one. That's a nice one too. That's a crazy amount of money for a little painting. So that means it must be the most valuable painting in the world. It must be. Because this guy also

commented and he's got a few more ideas if you want to hear them. Sell the Eiffel Tower. He said he also suggested that the famous Leonardo da Vinci artwork could be tokenised with a form of cryptocurrency, allowing

the painting to be easily exchanged between nations. So it'd be kind of like a global subscription. What, to the Mona Lisa? No, to the Leonardo da Vinci. Wait. That's who painted the Mona Lisa. Oh, that's right. See, this is why we don't talk about art.

I was thinking of David. Please, oh no, was that Michelangelo? That was Michelangelo. You're Italian. What's wrong with you? Who painted the woman with the one parrot ear? Who was that? The what?

The woman with the one parrot ear. The one parrot earring. I don't know. Oh no, that was a pearl earring. one parrot earring. I don't know. Oh, no, that was a pearl earring. See, this is why we don't talk about art. $83 billion, if they can get it, I agree with you. In the words of Brie Thomasel, get rid of that piece of junk. We've got to recover somehow.

What can we sell? We've got anything? Yeah, what can we get rid of? Oh, the big, what's her name, bottle. Carrot. Aren't certain birthdays just big milestones in your life? Oh, yeah. This is me just, you know.

You've had yours. I've had mine. It's over and done with. You know, you've had your last one for 10 years. When's my next one? 40. Yeah, but 40's not even that big of a deal either. Oh, yeah, it is.

Oh, actually, I should say. You try telling a 39-year-old that. Yeah, there'll be a lot of angry 39-year-olds at me. But 50 is the big one. Yeah, right. Like, isn't it weird? 50, to me, bigger than 40. Yeah, but give yourself 40 because you've got to have these moments in your life.

Like, otherwise, you've just turned 30 and you go, no more parties for 20 years, you know? In fact, give yourself every year. You know those people who don't? Stop that. I'm partying. Every birthday that rolls around, there's a dinner and there's a something and you're like, oh man, I feel like I just

went to your last birthday. Dude, you're only turning... Some people celebrate too much. Yeah, you're only turning 26. It's not a birthday. No. But at the same time, we need those people. I also love that. Yeah, you do. You need them. But I was reading this story and it was about a 30th and this guy was dating this girl and he was like,

you know, this is a big one. This is a milestone birthday. I need to do something. Hers or his? Hers. Okay, he's dating someone who's turning 30. Yes. Gotcha.

So she was turning 30 and he was like, oh, I need to. You do have to do something. Yeah. He was like, but it needs like, oh, I need to. You do have to do something. Yeah. He was like, but it needs to be like, I mean, me personally, I like the stuff that has heaps of thought put into it. Yeah. And that's what this guy was going for. He's like, I need to do something really thoughtful that she, you know,

can have for a long time or whatever. I prefer just to throw money at it and go bigger. Because then you don't have to think. No, it's nice to think yeah that's the nicer gifts more thoughtful definitely and not everyone has a lot of money so these are the things you know everyone can do just put a little thought into it and that's what he did he goes okay what does she really really love to do at the moment so she really loves to drink gin oh yeah yeah good which i i feel her on that and he was like okay what can i do because

she really loves that so he thought i'm gonna get her a really nice gin glass like a really expensive one okay i didn't know a gin glass was a thing but yeah i think it's a thing yeah well well either way if she likes to drink her gin out of it it's a gin glass exactly so i'm gonna get a really nice glass and i'm gonna get it engraved so then she can have it. She'd be like, that's what I got for my 30th. I was like, cool, that's a nice idea. Anyway, so. Like a really grown up yard glass. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Anyway, so he was like, so I went onto this website and I found these glasses and they do engraving. Great. So he has put, you know, what he wanted engraved. And anyway, he added a note to the bottom of the order just to be like, he said, can we have it delivered before Monday if possible as that's her 30th. Nice one.

So it was going to get there on time. Anyway, the glass turns up and just read out. It looks great. Just read out the engraving. Oh, so it's beautiful glass. And on the side in the engraving, it looks great, just read out the engraving. Oh. So it's a beautiful glass and on the side in the engraving it says, can we have it delivered before Monday if possible, as that's when the 30th is. Nice one.

So sentimental. It's unique. It's different. I love it. It's nice. Time for the latest. Dean, Kendall Jenner has been fined for her involvement in the Fyre Festival promotion.

Yes, I know. This is a bit unusual. I didn't expect to see this story today. She has to pay $90,000 as part of a court-ordered fine. Now, just to remind everyone, Fyre Festival was promoted by all those gorgeous models. They went to Barbados, whoever had shot this campaign, and everyone was just so excited.

She got paid $275,000 to promote the festival. Here's the thing. This is why she is most busted for this one. In her Instagram post, which is now deleted, she implied that Kanye West was going to be performing. I can't remember the word. Oh, right. Yes.

You know, she insinuated that Kanye might be there. And, of course, that boosted sales. And, of course, that led to this fiasco drama. And that is why she's the one that got really slammed out of all the models. But there you go, Fyre Festival. And of course the creator, I think he's in jail still. Yeah, probably. Not Ja Rule, though.

He's still out there doing gigs and making hits. Ja Rule, stronger than ever. Actually, now upon review, if Kendall Jenner's getting fined for that, I might take it off my Instagram that I'm best friends with Beyonce. Yeah, right. Probably just to be safe. You joke, but this is the interesting thing about this court case. It sets a precedent for influencers that if you're involved with false advertising,

that you're culpable. And they should be. And Kendall Jenner doesn't care about $90,000. That's a drop in the ocean for her. Yeah, it's more the fact that she is now a false advertiser. Yeah, and she has that on her reputation. God, imagine when people find out those Skechers shoes that Kim Kardashian was promoting, the shape-ups don't work.

What? Then stuff's really going to hit the fan. What are you talking about? That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Correspondent? Correspondent. Correspondix. Live out of Los Angeles. Everything is changing how it operates because of COVID-19.

Bars are open today, but you've got to be seated and that sort of thing. It's all changed. I'm fine with that. I'm usually seated. Me too. I don't want to dance. It makes it. How good is it?

Yeah. It's the full excuse. You don't have to dance. You're like, oh, sorry. I've got to sit here. Movie theatres are open, but you have to be socially distanced too. And that's why we're seeing new ideas come out. And this one's actually an old idea, but it's perfect for now.

Auckland's about to get its first drive-in cinema. I'm so here for this idea. You see them on American movies from the 50s and stuff where everyone drove in and there was the big screen at the front and you sat in your car and you could do some passion because you're in your own car. Like, who's going to know? I loved when they went to the drive-in in the Grease movie.

Yes, exactly like that. So it's going to start at Auckland's ASB Showgrounds from May 27. They're going to show good movies too because that's important. You don't want to just go and watch. That's the worst thing, yeah. You want to be able to go see, you know, the latest movies. Boy, they're going to be showing Boy. Rocket Man, Alison John movie. Jojo They're going to be showing Boy. Rocket Man. I was enjoying the movie.

Jojo Rabbit is going to be up there. The Gentleman, the Guy Ritchie one that you watched. Dirty Dancing. Pulp Fiction. I like all these. A Star is Born. Never Ending Story. The Notebook. So it's new movies and old movies. Joker's going to be up there. Frozen

2. Heaps. Hustlers. All going to be up there. And to get the sound for it, because you know how in Greece they put those speakers on? They pull the speaker over and put it on your window. So this is quite clever. They're going to transmit the sound on an FM frequency and you just tune your car stereo in to that.

Oh, that's awesome. And then the sound will come through into your car. Great idea, except... Did your battery go dead? What if your battery goes dead? Is that what's going to happen? Are we going to end up with a car park full of flat cars? Modern cars these days are pretty good though. Nah, modern cars are terrible because

as soon as you turn the ignition on, the fans start running and all this stuff starts running. And most of us don't have a good battery and most of our cars have been sitting in the driveway for two months. Yeah, the battery won't be in shape. So does your car have to run for the whole hour and a half, two hours while the movie's on? I don't know.

Well, you put it on the ACC on the ignition and that turns the radio on. Yeah. So it doesn't turn everything on. Yeah, that'd work. Also, also though, also, think about the cars that we're driving. Half of us don't have band expanders.

I mean, a lot of you do, and that's great because you're able to listen to us on 91ZM in Auckland and all our wonderful frequencies around the country. So everyone that doesn't have one right now wouldn't be listening to this. No, they wouldn't know. So hopefully you can get it. Get a band extender, whatever it's called. Also, you're going to want to have a really clean windscreen because that's going to impair the visual quality of the movie as well. See, this is where I don't agree with you

because I think the best cars to go to a drive-in cinema is a wagon or an SUV where you back up the car. Oh, and you pop the boot. And you pop the boot and you make a bed in the back. Okay, no, I like that. That's the key. It's the middle of winter. It could be a bit cold, but blankets, that's romantic.

Blankets is cute. They're doing clever things. So you can get Burger Burger delivered to your car. So you've got an app and you're watching the movie and you plug it and you go and do your order and then they deliver Burger Burger and Ben and Jerry's ice cream to your car as well. I'm keen for it.

I'll be going. I think it's a good idea. Yeah. I think it is a good idea. The heating in my car's broken at the moment. Yeah, right. Well, that could be an issue. Yes.

It's just something to think about. Yeah, right. If you run the heaters and the stereo, and then you're charging your phone as well, you might be there for quite a long time is the only thing. But all in all, bloody great idea, right? Hey, as long as they're showing the movies, I'll be fine. Bree and Clint. Is that him?

Bree and Clint, that's the Jonas Brothers and what a man got to do. I wonder if they've been on Bumble. The Jonas Brothers? Yeah, I mean, they're married now. Yeah. So not now. Plus they had purity rings, remember? Oh, they did.

Bad example. Which doesn't mean you can't be on Bumble. No, you can still date they did. Bad example. Which doesn't mean you can't be on Bumble. No, you can still date. Of course you can. Do you just want to have that purity ring in one of your profile pictures? Just so people know. That's the first picture.

Because it's dangerous going out there being as hot as Nick Jonas. Yeah. And then you finally do a date and then do a couple more things and then you get to the moment. So we know what happens. And then he's like, boom, purity ring. And you're like, son of a Jonas. People always say that when I whip out my chastity belt.

Ching, ching, cha-ching. Sticking your hair tie in it. Yeah, look at this. Look at this. I'm going to get into this. You need a bobby pin? Running the credit card through it. Zing, zing, zing.

It's got pay wave actually. I don't think they call it pay wave with a chesty but I think it's called tap and go I'm definitely at the tap and go I saw this story and I thought it was quite interesting because there's a famous sports

woman who has come out and she said you know what I'm on Bumble and she's really famous so if you watch tennis at all you would have heard the name Eugenie Bouchard. She's like been, I'm pretty sure she's been number one in the world. She's in the top ten. Really, really beautiful woman.

She's a new poster girl for tennis, eh? Yeah. Not to take away from her skills, but she's the... She's the it girl. She's the it girl, yeah. Yeah, everyone's talking about her And she's a great tennis player She's a Canadian And anyway, she has come out and said

So she's 26 and she said Hey guys, I'm on Bumble Why would she do that? I'd love to go on a date No And it's just going to cause a frenzy Exactly right Like I don't think you understand

Like how many people Like I've heard of stories where Like there was a rugby league player, if you know who Robbie Farrar is, and he's tweeting her being like, I'll take you out on a date. People just love this girl. And now she's come out and said, I'm on Bumble.

It's pretty much like saying the biggest, most rarest fish is out there in the sea. Come get it. It's a great promotion for Bumble because you can't look someone up on Bumble. You have to just keep swiping and keep swiping until you hopefully come across Eugenie Bouchard. Yeah.

And God, you wouldn't want to get trapped. You know how you can just get stuck sometimes going, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then you accidentally swipe past her. Oh, you'd kick yourself. Oh, that would really suck. Can you go back on Bumble? So I'm pretty sure, I mean, I haven't been on these.

Bumble Pro. Is there a Bumble Pro? I think there's like things where you can buy some, like things where you can go back. We'll ask the show's bumbler. Oh, yeah, Ben. Producer Ben. Producer Ben.

You're the head of Bumble for the show. Can you go back on Bumble? Can you swipe back? Like if you swipe and itumble for the show Can you go back on Bumble? Can you swipe back? Like if you swipe and it's an accident Can you go back? Oh, as in like a You restart Yeah, well just

If I go past it And I wanted to say Yeah, I want a Bumble Yeah I think you can I think you earn the right to After like a hundred matches You're like

Now you've unlocked the way to swipe back Oh, wow Yeah Like a feature Yeah, I like that So it's literally like a game Yeah locked the way to swipe back. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like a feature. Yeah, I like that. So it's literally like a game. Yeah. I don't know.

I suppose it's for people that flick through so fast. Oh, damn it, I missed one. Or it's a reward for being on there for so long. They're like, we know you're not having a lot of luck. We should ask Big Gay Al. He's like an expert in this stuff. Yeah. He's got it on his laptop.

He's got Tinder desktop. Yeah, he does. Tinder desktop. Anyway, I thought the caption she's used on her Bumble profile is, I make bomb mini quesadillas. Oh, right. Your caption should be, I'm Eugenie Bouchard, international tennis star. But yeah, bomb quesadillas, it's even better too.

Someone who knows who she is. Good luck. Does she have a fake name on there? No, I think she's using her real name. She's on there. She's Eugenie. Yeah. It's just her.

Congratulations. Yeah. Anyway, she said she's matched with a few people. It's fine, I guess, because it's that two-way thing. She's not going to get her inbox flooded with messages. No. Because she's only going to get them people that she matches as well, right? And she messages first.

For someone like her though, you'd be pretty well guaranteed that if you say yes to someone, it's going to be an instant match, right? Do you think? I mean, look, I don't know if she'll be getting, you know, matches that go dark, as so they say, that matches that time out. Oh, that don't message? Yeah.

No, you'd follow through. Yeah. Although, it could be a bit nerve wracking. Like you might freeze under the pressure. Yeah, you know what? It'd be so nerve wracking. What's the opening line for a famous tennis star if you match with them on Bumble?

You know? Your backhand needs work. Yeah. You know? I'm probably not open with that. Yeah. Because her backhand definitely doesn't. No, it doesn't.

It's like one of the best in the world. Yeah. I had this thought where I was like, I wonder if people here in New Zealand have matched with people like that are famous on dating apps. Tinder, Bumble. Surely, because this country, you know, not as big as Canada and famous people need love too.

Oh yeah, the hosts of Sticky TV, they've got to find their future partner somehow. Exactly. Former contestants on The Bachelor need to... They could be on there. They need to find... They didn't all get Art Green, so they've got to find love too. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I mean, there's a whole crop of boys who didn't get to date... Then you know they're on Tinder and Bumble. Lily and Dr. Lucina, so they'd be on there. Okay, yeah. All right, let's try and find out. 0800 dial ZM.

Have you had a match with a famous person on dating apps here in New Zealand? Or maybe anywhere if it was around the world. We'll take A-list stars from Hollywood. Yeah, we'll take them. Eugenie Bouchard. You know her as the big- time tennis player. She's been number one. She's in the top ten, I'm pretty sure at the moment. She played at the ASB

Classic in Auckland. Yeah, she did too. And she has come out and said she's on Bumble. It may or may not be a paid thing, but... It's a pretty good promotion for Bumble. Pretty great promotion. Because you go, she's gone, I'm on Bumble. She hasn't said I'm on dating apps.

She said I'm on Bumble. I'm getting on Bumble. Yeah, and Bumble are like, you come to us, we'll pay you, just don't go on Tinder. You match with her and it's her manager that you have to talk to. Or a bot. Or a bot, yeah. A Bumble bot.

Yeah. And it signs off every message with a tennis ball emoji. And you're like, this doesn't seem legit. I don't think she'd be texting me this. Anyway, so we've asked you on 0800DIALZM, have you ever matched with a famous person? Let's go to Carly. Hi, Carly.

Hello. Hi, Carly. Can I just check first, are you currently on the dating apps? No. No? Oh, you're not. You've come off them. Have you got a partner?

Not officially. Ooh. We'll see. Something in the mix. Wait, can I ask Carly, did you meet this person on the dating apps? No, I didn't. No. How else do you meet someone these days?

Where did you meet them? Oh, it was the old school at a bar. Oh, right. Yeah, nice. Old school, I love it. Who was the famous person that you matched with? Shane Van Gisbergen, the V8 supercar driver. Oh, the Giz.

Yeah. Right. Okay, did you, now, notgen, the V8 supercar driver. Oh, the Giz! Yeah. Right. Okay, did you, now, not everybody watches the V8s, but did you know it was him when he came up? Yeah, I'm really into the V8s, so yes, I knew it was him straight away. That would have been good for you then, right. Okay. Did you guys chat at all, or no?

We chatted for a little bit. We didn't meet up or anything like that. You'd want to say, come and pick me up, just so you can go for a drive with him, right? Yeah, that would be awesome. You wouldn't want to go and pick him up. Well, I wouldn't. You roll up in your Hyundai.

I'm in there in my Honda Civic, and he's like, mm, all right, this isn't going very far. Okay, Callie, I'm very exciting. Sorry it didn't, well, not sorry it didn't go anywhere. You've got someone else on the go. So all good. It was meant to not be. Let's talk to Liam.

Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. Good, good, good. How you doing? Good, man, good. Good. Who, do you know someone or was it you that matched with the famous person? It wasn't me.

I'm the mother of my fiancée. But basically, my fiancée. Say it again. Say it again so we believe you. And make it loud so she hears it. Yeah, yeah. I love my fiance Good man Good man

Very good 100% I'm going to see you In two years But yeah So anyway My best mate Matched with Jordan Maga

And this was post-Spatula Oh Right But they actually Ended up I wasn't there At the time they did it But they actually

Ended up apparently Having a date In the bar That I was working there at the time they did it, but they actually ended up apparently having a date in the bar that I was working at at the time. Oh, bloody good. And of course... I wasn't there to see it, though, so I can't confirm on the date. You can't vouch for it. It was definitely a match.

I'd believe it. Jordan was 100% single after the... Well, no, he wasn't single after The Bachelor. He was with Fleur. And then obviously that didn't go very well. So we knew because he dumped her on the TV. So we know that was... What did she say he was like?

Undisclosed. Undisclosed. Okay. Playing the cards close to the chest. Very good. And Bec's here as well. Hey, Bec. Hi, Bec. Was it you that matched with someone famous on the dating apps? Yeah, it's fine famous because it was you, Bree.

Oh! Hi, Bec. Welcome to the show. You're now our star caller. Hello. No, that wasn't me. That's a fake profile that someone's using of mine. You matched with host of Celebrity Treasure Island, Bree Thomasel,

on which app was it? Yes, I did. Tinder. No, see, I use Bumble. No, I saw your Tinder profile, and it was a match match? Yeah. And did you guys end up going on a date? No, I'm still, well, not waiting anymore, but.

Yeah, right. How was the chat? Oh, I think my hives are coming back. Minimal? Yeah, minimal chat Much like this at the moment Thanks so much for calling up Guys I've got paleontology news

Do you? You know how I do love to dabble Dabble and dig In a bit of paleontology Don't we all Well this is big news from across the Dutch because in Australia they've uncovered some prehistoric animals. Okay.

Okay, I don't know if they're prehistoric. Dinosaurs the only thing that are prehistoric? Obviously I don't dabble often enough. No. Anyway, these bones were found in a place called Mackay, which is in Queensland, South Walker Creek to be exact, and they've discovered nearly 16 species of megafauna.

Megafauna? That's what they call them. Yeah, which are like animals that we still have now but like giant versions. Oh, like birds. Yeah, well, that's what these are that they've discovered anyway so I'm assuming. So they've uncovered things like giant reptiles, like huge lizards, like mahusib lizards. Like a dinosaur.

No, not that big. Okay. Not that big but kind of like they've uncovered like the Komodo dragon but like an even bigger one. How big? We're talking like big. You've done minimal research. No, I've got a lot of info on the actual animals that are interesting.

Okay, give me an interesting animal that's been dug up in Australia. They found a two and a half metre tall kangaroo weighing almost 300 kilos. Holy shit. A two and a half metre tall kangaroo. See, told you. That's crazy, isn't it? Yeah. 300 kilos this thing is.

See, that makes me go, and there'll be a scientific reason for this, but why did they get small? You know? I would have thought evolution over time means you get bigger and stronger, but kangaroos are smaller and... Yeah, more agile.

Yeah. Oh, okay, maybe, yep. Yeah, maybe they adapted to what they needed to. Maybe it's when humans came, they needed to be smaller and faster. And we started riding them, and they're like, we don't want this. We don't want to be horses. So they slimmed down. Okay, big kangaroo, what else you got? They also discovered a seven metre crocodile, which I would not like to come into. Can you get a 7-meter croc now?

Are there 7-meter crocs out there? There's pretty big ones. There's pretty big ones, right? Yeah, but apparently this one was like. And they are dinosaurs. They, I believe they are. Yeah. They look like them.

No, they are. Oh, they are? Yeah, they are. I thought it was a reptile. Yeah, but it's, yeah, all right. Yeah. Oh, wait. It was around in the prehistoric age.

We need Ross from Friends here. He'd be able to answer these questions. Okay, what else you got? Anyway, they also found, yeah, a lot of different kinds of lizards, but the kangaroo was the main thing where they were like. A 300 kilo kangaroo. They were like, this is crazy. Yeah, right.

And it got me thinking because they found these like 40,000 years ago, they reckon. That's when they would have lived, these kind of animals. Mega fauna is what they're calling them. I was thinking about living in the present. What's a small animal that you would absolutely be terrified of if it was giant? If it was a 2.5 metre, 300 kilo.

Kilo version. Dog. A dog? Dog. You'd be scared of a 2.5 metre, 300 kilo dog. A dog? Dog. You'd be scared of a dog. Can you imagine the size of a poo that would come out of a 2.5 metre tall dog? 300 kilo dog. Yeah.

Not sustainable. That'd be quite scary. Plus the amount of tux biscuits that dog would eat. Not sustainable. No, not sustainable. A chicken. A chicken? I'd be terrified of a giant chicken.

Yeah, they'd be putting us in cages. I'm already scared of chickens now. Yeah. What? You're scared of chickens? Yeah, I'm scared of chickens. Why are you scared of chickens? They kind of bob their head around and they're like...

And they're just so unpredictable. Yeah. Like, why is their head always moving like that? True. Let me know your plans in advance, chicken. It's unnerving. So you wouldn't be scared of a 300 kilo chicken? Oh no, no, I would.

With a beak on that thing. And the egg that would come out of it as well. That'd be a lot of scaring. All of my focus is at the back. Yeah, right. All my focus is about what's coming out of the back end. What about- And for that reason, anything.

Anything bigger than a person. But, I mean, if you're not cleaning... Although elephant dungs are manageable, aren't they? Yeah. And they've got to be up there close to... Fertiliser. They must be, yeah. What about a 300 kilo bee?

Hell no. I don't think a 300 kilo bee could sting you because the stinger would be too big. Yeah, it would just take you out. He wouldn't be able to stick it in. Why'd you say that? Bree and Clint, we're back in a moment. Bree and Clint.

Today's the day, New Zealand. And I know we're already in level two and that's what you really wanted, but today's the day, New Zealand. Bars are reopening. This is what we really wanted. This is what we wanted, right? Let's be honest. This is what we've been waiting for.

Yep. You can finally leave your house, not for work, not for essential services, not to get groceries. For? Getting pissed. Yeah. Responsibly, of course. Having a few drinks. Socially distant and in groups of no more than 10. I don't know how it works.

I really missed it. Yeah. Socialising. At the core of it, that's what it is. Catching up with mates. Offloading some of the stress you might have felt over a couple of drinks. Yeah. You can do that again today because bars are open and they are so excited about it.

I know, they're so pumped for it. I've seen signs and balloons outside bars. The ones on Ponsonby Road were open at like 11 o'clock in the morning. I was like, whoa, chill guys. But at the same time, there were people in there. Yeah, of course. So it's all on. I thought to celebrate, why don't we give some of them a call

and just check out the menu. Yeah, just to – See what sort of drinks they've got on there. Because we've forgotten, you know. It's been a long time. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. So, Brie, I'm going to dial you up a bar that you and I both know and love.

It's called Chapel Bar. I love Chapel Bar. Which, if you're in Auckland, you'll know it's on Ponsonby Road. And you're going to ask them if they make a Fat Lady's Underpants. That's the drink you're going to ask for. Oh, my God. Chapel Bar, Ambassador Warren speaking. G'day, Warren.

Quick question for you. I was looking to come down there for a drink, but I was just wondering if you guys make the Fat Elephant's Underpants. The Elephant's underpants? The fat elephant's underpants because it's a twist on the elephant's underpants. Which fat elephant? No, that's just what the drink's called. They sometimes do it in a shot too but I like to have it in a full martini glass.

Oh, we could try and figure that out for you. We can definitely stick a fat elephant in a glass. Warren, you're a bloody legend. I don't care if you've got the drink. I might just come down anyway. You're bloody rude not to. Look, the last thing you want to do is dehydrate. Otherwise, you'll die.

Yeah, true. All right, mate. I'll see you in a bit. Lovely. Cheers, mate. See you, mate. Bye. Oh, I'd love to give you a win for that, except you asked for the wrong drink.

I said a fat lady's underpants. Well, I feel like it was more appropriate. That was Freudian slip from you, and I didn't put that in your head. You're the one who changed her into an elephant. It's quite rude, really. No, well, it's just a fat elephant. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Okay. To be honest, I panicked and was like, I knew. Yeah, I know. I know. It's tough. It's tough. Give me one. Let me see how I can go.

All right, so I'm going to get you to call a lovely establishment in Christchurch called the Fox and the Ferret. Yes. And you're going to ask them for a drink I'm calling the Tiny Slippery Nipple. Yeah, right. I can see how this is... Relatable to you. It's a personal dig, but that's fine.

I'm up to the challenge. Let's go to the Fox and Ferret. Fox and Ferret of the farm. It's opening day today, are you guys open? Yeah, we are. Yeah, good, good. I'm looking at coming in there after work for a drink. I'm just wondering, have you got tiny slippery nipples?

The shot? Yeah, the shot, yeah, the shot, yeah. Yeah, we do. You have tiny slippery nipples? Yeah, we have those shots. Wonderful. Okay, well, I'll see you tonight. Okay, bye. Okay, we do. You do have, you have tiny slippery nipples? Yeah, we have those shots. Wonderful. Okay, well, I'll see you tonight. Okay, bye.

Okay, thanks. Not appropriate from you. I feel like I get the win, but I don't deserve it. You don't deserve at all. You're the one with the tiny slippery nipples. I know, I know, I know. That's why it was appropriate for me to ask. Brie and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our famous movie guessing game where

you get the chance to beat Brie in her own game if you can get more movie plots correct. Obviously I take this very seriously. Incredibly seriously. It's all I've got in the world. Rebecca, you're here to steal all Brie has in the world. Are you up to the job?

Yes. Bring it on, Bec. If you can do it, we will reward you with free mobile fuel this afternoon. Every week we have a theme, and this week the theme is Girl Power. Celebrating woman world leaders. Countries who have a woman in charge are doing much better in the coronavirus crisis than countries with men in charge.

Yeah, well, Jacinda's one of the leading ones, isn't she? Absolutely right. So only fitting that we have two women going head to head in this game. Your buzzer is your name, Rebecca. We'll accept Beck or Rebecca or whatever it is. Buzz in when you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish.

First girl power themed film. The impetuous but courageous daughter of a Scottish king and queen wants to carve out Brie. Brave. It's 100% correct.

Well done. I'm happy with that one. I heard a groan from Rebecca. She's not happy. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Okay, let's go with a different film. Movie number two.

When a terrorist threatens to let off a bomb, the FBI rushes to find a female Brie. That's Miss Congeniality, I believe. She's good. Sorry, Beck, I was on today. I'm too slow. Yeah, that's it. Did you know that?

Have you seen that movie? Many times. Yeah, right. But isn't it weird, Beck? Sometimes the plots sound nothing like what is actually happening in the movie. Yeah, 100%. They make it sound real different. It wasn't your day.

You weren't here to take down Brie, but that's okay. We'll return next week with the jackpot at a mountain of mobile fuel. Good game. Good game, everyone. We get a good game when Brie wins. Good game. I'll just clap myself. Yeah, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

Brie and Clint. World famous DJ Galvanaris. Who? Galvanaris. Just say it normally. Galvanaris. Is it meant to be Scottish, what you're doing? Yeah.

Yeah, right. I was trying to channel. One more, one more. Give it some gusto. You ready? Go deep into yourself. I don't want you to do it normal now. I want you to do full Scottish. Ground're doing? Yeah. Yeah, right. I was trying to channel... One more, one more. Give it some gusto. You ready? Go deep into yourself. I don't want you to do it normal now. I want you to do full Scottish.

Groundkeeper Willie. Yeah, yeah. Ready? Say world famous... Yeah, say it again. World famous DJ, Galvin Harris. There you go. Should have stopped.

Anyway, he's come out and spoke out today about the time in 2014 that doctors literally had to bring him back to life. Really? His heart stopped and he said in 2014, yeah, they had to do a full resuscitation on him. What happened? I didn't even know he had a health scare. Which I didn't know this either.

So he's 36 now. Do you know what Calvin Harris' real name is? Yeah. Something really normal. Adam. I was going to say Andrew. Yeah, Adam. He said, yeah, that he.

It's always bugged me that his name is Adam. Why? And he's like, I need a stage name. So he's gone with Calvin. I don't mind Calvin. Yeah, but they're just both normal names. Right. Like he hasn't gone big like I'm going to be called Starman Wonderballs. Deadmau5. Yeah, but they're just both normal names. Right. Like he hasn't gone big like, I'm going to be

called Starman Wonderballs. Deadmau5. Yeah, something like that. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, right. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. He got resuscitated. Yeah, so he got resuscitated in 2014 and he said that he found out that he had a heart condition.

He was diagnosed after this whole incident with a thing called arrhythmia. Oh, yeah. Which is essentially, I mean, a problem with the heart's rhythm that led to him actually giving up alcohol after all this. Because I know, I followed him for a long time and I know around that time he went full health buzz. It's because of this.

All veggies, bought a house in California, grows his own veggies. And so did his heart actually stop? Yes. Did they have to? Wow. So that's what the story says, that his heart suddenly stopped and he was resuscitated.

Yeah. By the ER. Yeah. You'd change some things about your life. If that happened and you had one of those moments. How scary. Yeah. But it would make you take stock of everything. I feel I've always thought that if you had a of those moments. How scary. Yeah, but it would make you take stock of everything.

I feel I've always thought that if you had a near-death experience and you didn't like your job or you didn't like your partner or you didn't like your friends, they're not sticking around. Like you're not, you're going to go, I almost died. I'm not wasting my time here anymore. Yeah, well, they say that there's an actual name for it. They actually give it a name where that actually forces people to make these drastic changes in their

life when they have that type of experience. Yeah, he almost died and he's like, that's it, I'm gonna go and date Taylor Swift. That's when he decided. He's like, life's too short, shoot your shot, I'm going for Taylor Swift. I've liked her for a while. But yeah, he said since 2014 and him giving up alcohol, he's never had

another problem. Yeah, right. Producer Ben knows a bit about heart stuff, don't you? Yes. Yeah, five open heart operations. Which a lot of people don't realise that about you, which is pretty incredible to go through five open heart surgeries. We asked you before, has your heart ever stopped?

Like, have you ever literally died before? And you said, oh, I'll have to text my parents. So I've just texted them saying, do you know if I've actually ever legally died? And Dad said, no. Oh, no. He said no. Oh, good. I love that you didn't know. I didn't know, yeah. That's so producer Ben in a nutshell. Well, good to know. And we're glad

you haven't. We're glad you've never died. How's everything with the heart at the moment? Yeah, it's good. I'm not a successful DJ like Calvin. Not yet. No, yeah, true. You're kind of a DJ because you work on the radio. Yeah, true, yeah.

So, you know, potato, potato. Yeah, true. I'd love to talk to someone who has had this happen, whose heart has stopped and they've had to be resuscitated. I think it's such a rare thing that, you know, not many people would have any idea what that's like. And I guess the people that have gone through it can shed some light as to, you know, what exactly goes on before and afterwards.

Yeah, and can you literally shed some light? Was there a light? Yeah. Did something happen or does nothing happen? Or do you just not remember it at all? Is it not even a thing? I feel like that might be the case, but you'd remember waking up. Call us on 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696 if you literally died. Did your heart stop and they had to bring you back? Brianne Clint. Calvin Harris, DJ Calvin Harris, has recalled the moment he was rushed to hospital

and saved by doctors when his heart stopped in 2014. They had to fully resuscitate him. Was this before or after he got ripped? I think this is before. Because, like I said, you'd change some things in your life. And he did. He gave up alcohol

and I think he got incredibly ripped. And I think this was like the push to do that. Became a Calvin Klein model and whatever else he did. He gave up alcohol and I think he got incredibly ripped. And I think this was like the push to do that. Became a Calvin Klein model and whatever else he did. All that stuff, yeah. He's such a good looking dude. Now. Yeah. Yeah. He was cute before. All it took was a near death experience. So we've asked you

this afternoon. And that's all it will take for me too. Soon as the stupid heart of mine stops for a bit after that I'm going to look. Don't say that. God. We've asked you on 0800DIALZM, has this happened to you? Have you literally had your heart stop and you had to be brought back? Joanna, it was your dad that this happened to. Is that right?

It was my dad, yeah. What happened? It was. So he was having bowel surgery, and afterwards, while he was recuperating in the hospital, he had a blockage and his heart stopped. And they had to resuscitate him 14 times. 14 times?

14 times with the pedal. So that means he got those where they go, Claire! And they jolted him 14 times. Yep, that's the one. Oh my God. Did he say that he saw anything or experienced anything? Is there any afterlife experience that he recalls? Yeah, so he actually, he recalls floating like above himself, like by the ceiling of the room.

Yeah. And looking down on his body and all the doctors and the nurses working on him. He vividly remembers that. That's the only thing he remembers. Oh, I just got to shiver up my spine. Can I ask, Joanna, do you know, was there, because I've heard stories of people who have had those machines used, did he have burn marks and stuff like that left on him?

All over him because they can't do it in the same, keep going in the same spot, you know? Like, they've got to move it around. Right, right. So they hit him, like, all over his chest pretty much, yeah. And like Calvin Harris, after your father's heart stopped, did he then become incredibly ripped and attractive? Nah.

No. Okay, I'm just curious to know if that's how it works. Joanna, thanks for calling through. It's so interesting. We're glad your dad's okay. It's okay, yeah. He's still all right. Yeah, that's good.

Glad to hear it. Good to hear. Emma's here as well. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hey. Has this happened to you? Yeah.

So when I was a little kid, I was in a major car accident, and I remember saying to my mum because I got burnt I would wake up on See the light when I was having operations, but last year I was stung by a bee and I had to be resuscitated and I remember Being I could hear my children I could hear my partner But I I couldn't talk back to them It was like quite a surreal feeling and I didn't know what was going on. And then the next question, did my life change?

Yep, it sure did. I went out and did my dream and started my own childcare business. Oh my God, I've just got goosebumps everywhere, Emma. And I just decided that life's too short to be angry about all the little stuff. Yeah. And just to get on with it and just to make what's right, right and just move forward. Nice attitude.

That's awesome. Nice attitude. So you've had multiple near-death experiences. Yeah. So because I was badly burnt as a baby, obviously that would be the first time. So 89% of me is burnt. And then most of my childhood, I spent having numerous operations.

So I'm highly allergic to ketamine, which is an anesthetic. So that's what they used to use, but they didn't work out that I was allergic. Ketamine, the horse tranquilizer. Yeah, ketamine is what they used to use on children for operations. Really? So I was allergic to it, but they would just reduce the dose, and sometimes I would come back. And sometimes my mom reckons, oh, no, we've sort of lost her for a while.

Geez. I don't think that's the nicest thing to tell your mother. And sometimes my mum reckons, oh, no, we've sort of lost her for a while. Jesus. I don't think that's the nicest thing to tell your mother. No, I don't think so either. God, you've been through the wars, but it's so amazing to hear you've come out the other side and you're doing something incredible. Yeah, good on you, mate. That's an inspirational story. Thank you for sharing it with us this afternoon.

No worries. No worries. All good. See you, Em. Oh, I've got to ask her if she got incredibly ripped afterwards. She probably did. Probably did. I could. See you. Oh, I've got to ask her if she got incredibly ripped afterwards. She probably did. Probably did. I could hear it in her voice, actually.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. We'll take some people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one song top in the charts on their 16th. Tabitha's here.

Hey, Tabitha. Hi, Tabitha. Hi. How are you? I'm great. How are you guys? We're good, yeah. Not too bad. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 6th of June, 75. Alright. You were 16 in 1991

on the 6th of June. And Tabitha, this is your birthday banger. Oh, Tabitha. Oh my gosh. Color me bad. Oh, someone turned the air conditioning down. It's getting hot in here. Tabitha, your birthday banger is I want to sex you up. Thoughts? Oh, that's funny. She's just giggling. She's like, I remember that one. Okay, wait there. Anaru's playing. Kia ora, Anaru. Hello.

Kia ora. What's your birthday, mate? 18th of December, 1987. All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 18th of December. And on that day in 2003, this was number one. Try to take it slow, but we're still losing control. And we're trying to make it work, but it's in the bag. Black Eyed Peas. This was number one. Black Eyed Peas.

And Shut Up. Do you like that, Anaru? Yeah, yeah, that stuff. That's good. That's the stuff. I like it too. Cool. One more for... Oh, my God.

It's Jill. Yeah, it's Jill. Jill. Hello. You're back. The lady who rose to fame on this show after letting us know she won't shower until she hears Whitney Houston's song on ZM. Is that you?

Yep, that's me. Oh, bloody good to hear from you, Jill. Good to have you back, Jill. It must have been a long shower because we haven't heard from you in ages. How are you going with the water restrictions? Good. That's good to hear, Jill. Have you ever done your birthday banger before?

No. Okay, perfect. Let's give it a go. What's your birthday? 13th of July, 1963. Alright, you were 16 in 1979 on the 13th of July. And Jill, I'm hoping for Whitney for you, but this is your birthday banger.

Pretty close. It's Donna Summer. This is discorific. Do you like this, Jill? Yep. Yeah, good. That's a tune. All right, wait there, Jill.

We've got to choose between Colour Me Bad, The Black Eyed Peas and Donna Summers. A real random array of stuff today. So random. I want to give my vote to Ananu's track, I Want To Vote For The Black Eyed Peas and Shut Up. That's a tune. It's good. That is a good tune. I want to say, yeah.

I'm just saying if I want to play that. It's quite slow. It's quite slow. But you don't hear it. No, you don't hear it. But is there a reason for that? Yeah, maybe. I do like that Donna Summers, but I feel like Ross will get angry.

Yeah, I love that Black Eyed Peas song. I'll go with you on that. Anaru, you've just won birthday bang and congratulations. Yeah, whoop whoop. Yeah, whoop whoop. Yeah, whoop whoop. This is the stuff. Here we go. Bree and Clint.

This is ZM. Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up We try to take it slow But we're still losing control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm crazy What's gonna be your lady? I think I'm going crazy

Girl, me and you was just fine You know, we wine and dine Did them things that couples do when in love You know, walks on the beach and stuff You know, things that lovers say and do I love you, boo I love you, too I miss you a lot

I miss you even more That's why I flew you out when we was on tour But then something got out of hand You start yelling when I would break plans Even though I had legitimate reasons You know I have to Make them dividends How could you trust

What private eyes girl That's why you don't Believe my lies And quit the sex Shut up Just shut up Shut up Shut up

Just shut up Shut up We try to take it slow But we're still losing control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm crazy What's gonna be your lady

I think I'm going crazy Why does emotion gotta move so fast? Love is progress if you can make it last Why is it that you just lose control? Every time you agree on taking it slow Why does it have to be so damn tough? Cause fools and lusts could never get enough of love Showing the love that you be giving Changing up your living for a loving transition We'll see you next time. Girl, I love this diet. Why did you stop trying? I never been up with that, but I do deserve better.

Leave me, I will do bad. Let's pick up the bed, start this new plan. Why? Because it's the same old routine, and then next week I hear them scream. Girl, I know you're tired of the data saying. You're damn right, because I I heard them lame damn excuses just yesterday That was a different thing No it ain't

That was a different thing No it ain't That was a different thing It was the same damn thing Same ass excuses Boy you useless Whoa Shut up

Just shut up Shut up Shut up Just shut up Shut up Shut up Just shut up Shut up

Shut up Just shut up Shut up Shut up Just shut up Don shut up, shut up Get it, Fergie. Oh, it's fading out. Oh. You did say to shut up. Oh, well. That was Anaru's birthday banger,

the Black Eyed Peas and Shut Up, taking out Donna Summers. Yeah, that's a bit of a travesty, in my opinion. Beep, beep. Yeah, see how it gets everyone moving in the studio, this song? This is nice. I like this. Beep, beep.

I like this part. I can see you going off to this at Family Bar. I really can. I totally would. Donna Summer was a queen. And everyone in Family Bar is like, I am a bad girl. I really can. I totally would. Donna Summer was a queen. And everyone in Family Bar is like, I am a bad girl. Woo!

I just am. Tonight, I am. It doesn't matter what happens tomorrow. Bad girl. Tonight, I am a bad girl. Move out of my way. I can't move my feet.

Sashay. Really? Away. Sashay. Away. Da-da. Da-da-da. You ask yourself. Alright, now we're just dancing for ourselves God, this story's gonna get you riled up

Because you are the person on this show That loves to think he's gonna win Lotto someday I choose to think that I'm gonna win Lotto Yeah Because I have to Otherwise, why am I buying a ticket? You'd have to be an insane person to spend money on Lotto

if you didn't think you were going to win. What's the point? You might as well just set your money on fire. Do you know the odds, though? Yeah, but do you know the odds of you winning it without a ticket? Is what I would say to you. That's the difference You've got to be in to win

I'm not putting you down I'm just saying you are the person on our show I actually have a lotto ticket to check I haven't checked it yet Oh my god that would be some good radio So check it live on the radio Probably your last bit of radio if you won the Oh yeah I'm not sticking around

Please reload the app or try again later Oh is it an omen Anyway tell your lotto story I'll try and get this working There was a guy in Sydney who Did not realise he'd won The 17 million dollar jackpot Right

Did he not check his ticket So it was like days later after You know the draw had been done and he was walking through paramatta i think and he had his ticket with him and it was just another day like and he goes oh i've got that ticket i might go into the news agents and just scan it to scan it yeah anyway so he's went into this news agent and um he's giving them the ticket and you know how they take it and they put it on whatever machine and usually it comes up on the screen yeah has to legally yeah yeah anyway um so he did that and the lady from the place who owned the newsagents

she said to him she goes oh i'm so sorry we can't cash this ticket here you won, but we can't cash it here. So he automatically said he was like, well, that's a bit annoying. Like, why can't you cash it here? Yeah. And that's when she replied with, because we don't have $16.9 million in the till. Oh, I'd poo my pants. And that's very smart from her to do that pull back and reveal. How good.

You only get one chance at that in your life Exactly, she nailed it Yeah Absolutely crushed it Yeah, yeah, yeah Crushed it I hope she got footage of that for her TikTok account You know

That would be amazing I can't check my lotto ticket For some reason, the app's not working Which could be a good omen Yeah, does that mean you won? I had a very, very vivid Not dream, because i was meditating at the time so a very vivid uh visualization just this morning yeah that i won

and i did win and i was meditating in the sleep out um god i sound like a weird guy right now and then i went inside and i've you're in the dog box we well no no no no no no yeah that's what i call when i'm in the dog box i'm meditating and i you're in the sleep out and i went through i went through the process in my mind of if i'd won oh god i'd go and how i would tell my wife yeah and i would want it to be a memorable moment and then i was like should i film it like if i knew that i had one lotto and i was about to tell my wife that we had we were we were millionaires yeah is that the sort of thing that you film? I think so.

And I couldn't quite figure it out. Or is it a personal moment? I think so. You know what's interesting? It's just for you two. You'll love this story. And this is a personal friend of mine. I'm not going to say who it was.

Actually, I will because he put it on the internet. My friend Christian Hull, he's from back home, he buys lotto tickets all the time. And it was like this super big mega draw or whatever. Anyway, he's like filmed himself buying the ticket in the mega draw or whatever because he films everything. Anyway, he decided he would film when he took the ticket in

so he hadn't checked it. He takes the ticket into the newsagent so he's filmed all of this and he's filming the screen as they're checking the ticket. He won 11 grand Good Sorry you said 11 and straight away I went to million But 11 grand is good too Still pretty good

Who's making face masks? Yesterday it was Kim Kardashian She's launched a face mask Very smart, except for the fact that her face mask doesn't prevent coronavirus But very smart to launch a face mask. Yeah, it's very stylish. Is it Michael Jordan? It's not Michael Jordan, but he should do one.

He should, a Bulls one. He should do a Nike one at the moment, or a Bulls one, or a... A Colab? Yeah, like an Air Jordan one. Oh yeah, that'd be pretty cool. No, the latest person to launch their own line of face masks is Tiger King's Carole Baskin. No way. This post yesterday on the Big Cat Rescue Facebook page.

Yeah. Hey, all you cool cats and kittens. Classic saying. Be one of the first to get your very own mask featuring my favourite tagline. You have a choice of black or leopard print, and you can click on this link to order today. Give me a look Z. I'm going to show you.

I mean look, I've got to give it to her. Smart. Smart. She's going to make a packet on those things. They've got little cat whiskers on them, the masks. And then across the nose area it says, hey all you cool cats and kittens.

They're a little bit busy. I feel like she could have gone less. Yeah, they're not as stylish as the Kim Kardashian ones. But it's branding. She's trying to get her branding in there. So this is what I want to ask you. How much would you pay for a Carole Baskin face mask to help you stay safe from coronavirus?

Bearing in mind that Kim Kardashian is only asking $13 US for hers. Which is a pretty good deal. Pretty good deal. I'd say the max I'd pay is probably $15. Well, you're in luck because you can have the Carole Baskin face mask for only $11. Oh, yeah. They're all very reasonably priced, aren't they? Cheaper than Kim K's.

And the good news too, they've just updated the article. Update, international shipping is now available. I reckon we buy some. I reckon we get four. Do you actually want those? Yeah, I do, yeah. Because, do the math, it's not going to be $11 for us. Why?

Oh, conversions and... And shipping. It's probably going to cost us about $400 to get those here. Yeah, but the company's rich at the moment. Isn't there plenty of money around? I reckon we get them. I reckon we get them. I reckon these will pay for themselves.

Once we put them on the internet, the ratings are bananas. How can we just go for it? We should have just released our own. And this is my other thought too. Do we just release them? What other things have gone viral recently that we can put out? I mean we do a whole Coronavirus?

A whole range of Tiger King Oh yeah And then what else? And then we do a whole range of Michael Jordan ones Yep And what else? We just need one more to get the website up and running Mmm

Mmm Mmm Whose else ideas can we steal? Oh we could get one that says Alan is a B-I-T-C-H. That's on trend at the moment too. You're savage in this, Bray. Sorry.

I'm just trying to think of what's popular at the moment. He's a savage. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up. Redeem points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast,

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