ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 22nd 2019

Episode Date: May 22, 2019

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Hey, one, two, three, one, two, three, hey, hey, hey, baby. Yo, we're on here. You rolling? We're on. Can you talk on your microphone? Hello? Is that going in there too? Oh, g'day.

Is that me talking? Is that me? There's a lot of waveform going on. Don't know what it's doing there. Hello, hello, hello. Let's try it out. Hey, guys. Hello.

If you're wondering what the hell's going on. Are we not doing an official start? Nah, we don't need an official start no more. Producer Ben, who usually records the podcast and the podcast intro, he's gone early. He's let himself off work early today. He's gone early this evening to a movie. So, Producer Ellie, she's on the tool. You're steering the ship.

You okay out there? I mean, I'm apologising in advance if the podcast isn't great or isn't even up at all. We got an idea. Yeah, we want to get Ben a little bit. Ben has been so keen to see this movie, Rocket Ben, that's about Elton John. He'd be on his way there. Would it have started?

It's meant to be just about to start. He just literally messaged me saying, I'm stuck in an Uber. Perfect. Clint, you call him. Oh, no,, I'm stuck in an Uber. Perfect. Perfect. Clint, you call him. Yeah. Oh, no, let's call him from the desk. Yeah.

And we're going to say that there's been an emergency and he needs to come back. Tell him the boss has noticed that he left early and he's in a lot of trouble. What's crashed? You started. He'll believe you. Hello, Ben Singh. Hey, man, it's us. Yo.

Hey. We just had... Where are you? I am in an Uber. Are you not in the movie yet? No. Oh, sweet. Dean's just come through. It's not a big deal, but...

Kind of a big deal, though. Dean's just come through, and he has thrown a bit of a hissy fit about where you are. Dean Buchanan? Yeah. And it's fine. It's fine. He's just, like, you know how he wants us putting a bit of extra effort at the moment.

That's fine. We haven't told him that you went to a movie. We said that you were in the moment. That's fine. We haven't told him that you went to a movie. We said that you were in the bathroom. Okay. So, is there any way, because he's going to come back through here in like 15 minutes, that you

could make it back? No. And I feel like this might be a radio bit. What do you mean? You bastards. Nah. Nah, it's not. Nah, it's not.

Oh, nah. Then, yeah, definitely I'll be there real quick, guys. We just heard him. You're doing a real big poo. Damn it, guys. We see you doing a big poo and you need some time in the toilet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're trying to do you a favour.

All right. Anyway, that was it. No, I enjoyed it. Enjoy your movie. Yeah, I will if I make it. Yeah, okay, see you. See you, mate. Bye.

Well, what do we think? Success? On the level of, like, our good pranks? I mean, on the level of Operation Secret Fart? Yeah. I mean, what was one of the ones that really... I blame Ellie. I blame her too.

Whenever Ben's over there, the pranks go well. I blame Ellie. Yeah. I think she gave him a heads up. It's a podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Now let me see you dance. Zinni, Brie and Clint. It's a podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Hi, everybody. Good afternoon. Welcome to the show.

Hello, team. How are we? I'm good. You all right? Yeah, I'm good. I'm real good, actually. Today on the show, we've got your chance to get to Los Angeles to see Taylor Swift live at Wango Tango, another chance to enter Zidim's World Tour No. 4. Your activator will play just before 4 o'clock. And all you have to do is answer a question either about LA or Taylor Swift. Put it this way.

No one has got a question wrong on our show yet. No, everyone's pretty okay. And if you're not, we'll help you through. We're very keen for you to get in this draw. It's a small draw though. There's not many people on that list once you get through. Look, there's a few chances a day. We have another one today and we are drawing it on Friday. Someone gets flights to LA

thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat to see Taylor Swift this Friday afternoon. Speaking of LA, we are leaving on Friday night. Our whole show, we're going to LA to chase Tatum and I can't believe we're going and there's something we really want to do while we're there.

Magic Mike strip show. Now, we already looked into that. That's in Vegas, unfortunately. I mean, damn, that was going to be my highlight of the trip. Don't know why I sounded so excited, to be honest. You're the one that suggested we go to that. Yeah, I know. And then you've also suggested off air that we go to a different strip show.

Yeah, I'm looking for some new moves, okay? Maybe I'm looking to spice things up. Maybe I'm trying to keep my game up to date. It involves a giant pizza and we need your help. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

This is going to be one of the hardest things we ever have to do. And someone could get sick. We'll talk about it next. Bree and Clint, zit in. Bree and Clint, the podcast, zit in. We're off to LA on Friday night to chase Channing Tatum. Yeah, we're going to find him, we're going to hug him, we're going to kiss him.

We're going to try our best. We don't know what's going to happen. We might not meet him at all. But one thing we do know is we're going to kiss him we're going to try our best we don't know what's going to happen we might not meet him at all but one thing we do know is we're going to be in LA and one thing you need to do I think when you go to the states you need to do one of their massive food challenges eating their regular food is a food challenge like just eating a regular portion size anything like have you ever been to the cheesecake factory in the States? It's big. Everything is big. Yeah, everything's on steroids over there. Yeah. When I went over there, because I lived there for a couple

of years, I put on 12 kilos in 12 months. Did you? 12 kilos? Whoa. It's okay because I had a really good tan. Have you got any photos from that time? No. Are you sure? Because, I mean, we do have an Instagram that's constantly looking for content. Nope. Burnt those photos.

No, it's all right because I had a really good tan, so I kind of only look like I put on a couple of kilos. Anyway. Isn't it weird how that works? Oh, seriously, I look great. Don't go on a diet. Get a spray tan. Just get a real good tan.

But we found a food challenge that I think is right up our alley because one of us on the team is a Daliano. And we just wanted to play this fun new Italian music. It's called the Big Mamas and Papas Sicilian Pizza Challenge. So it's a pizza eating challenge. That's correct. Yeah, you've got me. You've got me hooked.

I'm interested. This is not any old pizza. This pizza is 23 kilos of pizza and you have to eat it amongst 8 people in 2 hours. 23 kilos of pizza? So I've done the math on it. Between

8 people, each person has to eat about 2.9 kilos of pizza. How much do you think a regular pizza weighs? 500 grams? Yeah. Max? Max.

Three kilos of pizza? Yeah, but we've got two hours to do it. Yeah, and eight people. It costs $300. Okay. But hear me out, hear me out. That's only $100. Oh, yeah.

If we complete the challenge and we eat it within the two hours, we get the pizza for free. Yeah. Not only that, we also get $1,000 cash. Okay. Which then could fuel the rest of our trip. Oh, now you're talking. Plus, if we knock this thing off,

what is it, the Big Mamas and Papas Sicilian Pizza Challenge? Yes. Technically, we too would become famous in Los Angeles which might put us into the same circles as Channing Tatum and could get us closer to meeting him. Because everyone knows in Hollywood it goes A-list celebrity, food eating challenge winners. Yeah.

That's what it goes. And then everybody who's been on a reality TV show after that. Reality TV show. Yeah. Okay. Yep, yep, yep. The only issue is that obviously in our team we've got you, me, producer Ellie, which I mean she's going to eat like one piece, and producer Ben.

Yeah, he'll pull this weight. There's four of us. There's four of us. Yeah. This is a challenge for eight people. Okay. So we need four more people. We could just head out on the street in LA and say,

who wants free pizza? We could go find some big fat Americans who want to join us. Yeah, see, we could do that, but I want to do it with other Kiwis. Right. Bring the trophy home. Bring the trophy back to New Zealand. Yeah. How are we going to do that?

How are we going to find Kiwis to do this with while we're in Los Angeles? We're giving away four trips to LA No, we can't do that But this is where you guys come in If you're listening right now And you're going to be in LA next week And what day are we thinking? Producer Ben, what day do you think we're going to eat the pizza?

What's on the itinerary? I think it might be the second day we're there. So first day, check out what's going on, get to know the Hollywood sites, and then boom, we need that money. Straight in there. Yeah, because we'll probably waste it all on the sightseeing stuff. So if you're going to be in Los Angeles this weekend? This weekend.

If you're headed to L.A. and you're willing to give up two hours of your time to come and help us do this challenge. We need you to call right now. Promise you won't leave hungry. You definitely won't be hungry for the next week. 0800 dial ZM. If that's you, could be needle in a haystack. Yeah. But I think we'll find some people.

Okay. You need to be heading to LA this week. You need to be in LA this weekend. And you need a good appetite on you. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us too. 9696. We need four be in LA this weekend and you need a good appetite on you. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us too, 9696. We need four people in our support team to bring this sucker home.

Come on guys. Let's do it together. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. In one of the most ridiculous plans in radio history. Somehow we've managed to organise no interviews with celebrities, but we have found an eating challenge for ourselves.

Which I think conveys the message of the show very well. It is the Big Mamas and Puppas Sicilian Pizza Eating Challenge. Just run through the stats on this pizza again for us, please, Brie. Nearly 23 kilos of pizza. Eight people in under two hours. That means 2. 23 kilos of pizza. Eight people in under two hours. That means 2.9 kilos of pizza each. Costs $300. If you complete the challenge, you eat for free and you get $1,000 cash.

We're looking for keen Kiwis who are going to be in the City of Stars this weekend who want to do the challenge with us. And yes, look, we know it's a big ask. Not just because, God, it's a lot of cheese and it's a lot of gluten. God, do they have a gluten-free option? Can they do a corner of it gluten-free? We can ask. Don't worry, I'm not gluten-free. Okay, good. I'm not the weakest member

of this team. I know who's the weakest member at this point. It's producer Ellie who eats like a bird. She's been eating the same Big Mac for four hours today. Literally, it's taken her four hours. But we're looking for real eaters who want to join us. Seb is on the phone.

You've actually heard about this challenge. Hey, Seb. Hey, how you doing? Seb, are you keen to take this challenge on? Most definitely. I reckon I could help her out. Are you known to be a big eater? Always.

A very big eater and a very fast eater. If you were getting pizza, say you were getting Domino's on the way home tonight, how many pizzas just for you? Probably about two pizzas, a garlic bread and another side. Damn, what a guy we need. Are you serious? Wow. You're not going to be in LA, are you? No, unless you guys want to shout me, but you know, big ask.

I'd love to shout you. I'd love to fly you all the way to LA just to do this pizza challenge. Thank you, I'd be keen. Just a thought, and we'll run this past the wider team as well. What are our thoughts on leaving Ellie behind and taking Seb instead? If he's going to consume more pizza, maybe he's more valuable to the team. Mate, you have to work with Ellie for a lot longer. Yeah, but I'm thinking

about winning here. The All Blacks are all friends, but they're not taking the player who can't... You don't put the worst player on the field, do you? You know, they're not taking Damien McKenzie. He's a great guy, but he ain't going to the World Cup. Okay. Interesting. I love this text that's come through and someone said, you should take

identical twins into the challenge. You hide one of them in the bathroom and then they switch halfway through. Oh, so you end up with nine people essentially. What if we get two sets of identical twins? Are we allowed to go to the toilet and have a cheeky vomit halfway through? I don't think so. We may have found a Kiwi that's in Los Angeles. Kobe, it's not you, but your dad is going to be there.

Do you think your dad would be an asset to our challenge eating team? Yes, I think he would. You don't sound convinced. Nah, he's had a history of eating. In our house, it's eat before everyone else or else you don't get dinner. Yeah, I know what you mean. Big families, right? Got to fend for yourself.

Right, and he's going to be in LA? I love that Kobe is just signing up his dad and then his dad has to rock up to this random challenge. And eat three kilos of pizza. Well, let's be fair, he has to eat four kilos of pizza because producer Ellie is not going to eat anything. No, she's going to eat one piece. All right, so we haven't found our crew yet.

No, we haven't assembled our team, our pizza avengers. We're going to put it up on Instagram. If you know of anyone, if you hear of one of your mates in LA, you reckon they'd be keen, tell them to get in touch with us. We'll meet up in LA and we'll take this big papa down. How many kilos of pizza in total? 23. 23 kilos of pizza in two hours between eight people.

We can do it. We can do it. And then we'll be famous. And then Channing has to notice us. Our name will be up in lights. Channing will be trying to meet us. That's how good this is going to go. Probably won't be able to meet Channing for like three days after that, though.

Be on the toilet. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean, do you live on the red carpets? Is that where you live now?

I actually set up a fabulous little tent, a little teepee, if you will. And, yes, that is where I now live. You're coming to us live from the red carpet of Disney's Aladdin right now. Have you seen Will Smith yet? Oh my God, I did see Will Smith. And let me tell you, the crowd went wild when he turned up. I haven't seen so many fans around a red carpet in quite a long time.

Actually, he was so generous with his time. He was so lovely. He stopped and spoke to all of us. His entire family were there. Jada Pinkett Smith, Willow, Jaden was doing, like, backflips on the red carpet. It was a big, big red carpet. Actually, it was a purple carpet.

And this film just looks fabulous. Can't wait to see it. Mena Massoud caught up with him. He, of course, plays Aladdin. It was really fun. They shut down all of Hollywood Boulevard, and I do believe you guys will be strutting Hollywood Boulevard in no time as well.

So I can show you just where it all went down. Dean, speaking of us being in L.A., I need to share some behind the scenes with everyone. Today, our producer messaged us and shared an email from you, Dean. And the email said from Dean, he goes, hey, guys, when you're in L.A. next week, I'm going to show you around, just wondering if you want to go in my friend's Bentley

or if you want to drive around in my friend's new Range Rover. That's the life you're living. Who are your friends? Who are you? Well, yeah, what would you prefer? Fair call, fair call. We've gone with the Range Rover, I do believe. I've got to say, it was a tough decision.

It was very tough. Really tough. Hey, you've got some goss for us today concerning the Spice Girls and the reunion tour. Yes. Oh, my goodness. Okay, this is going to be a little bit of an awkward fashion fail on stage when Mel B hits the stage.

Here's what happened. Let me tell you what happened. So... I love a bit of... I love a good auto-cued Spice Girl music. It's like the story of my life. So here's what happened. Mel B, she's got like an infection in her eye. It's really bad. And she

will be wearing a pirate's patch over her eye during the tour. So with her pirate patch eye, no Victoria Beckham, I just feel like it's getting really sad. I just feel a bit cringe about it all. The wheels are absolutely falling off. One of them's going to be on crutches.

Guys, it works. Can you imagine? She'll be like, tell you what I want. I'd still pay good money to be there because it could be an absolute train wreck. Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. We'll see you next week, man. Thanks. Bye, Dean. Before we go, there is a breaking story.

One breaking story that just hit the press, actually. What's that? Big Mama's Pizza. Four Kiwis are flying in to try and eat the biggest pizza in LA. Everyone's talking about it. Are you keen, by the way? We need eight people. Are you keen to pull up a seat with us and eat some pizza?

Imagine me on the side. I'll have a Greek salad with a light, dry dressing, please. I don't think that's going to really suit my... What about a bit of summer? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'll have it. All right.

He won't. He'll pretend to eat it. He'll go, yum, bring it on. Oh, my God. I'll have it. All right. He won't. I love him so much. He'll pretend to eat it. He'll go, mmm, yum, and he'll put it in his bag. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio, Ross Boss. Actually, we like you on the show. Yeah.

We like you. Oh, yeah, where's his intro? Do you have an intro? Yeah. Do you have an intro? Yeah. Is there a Ross Boss intro? Yeah, just search.

Okay. There is it. Just search. Ross. No, no, no, no, no. Search. So search T-A-Y-L-O-R. Space.

Swift. Space. Love story. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, we can deal with that. Yeah, is it happening? Yeah, there's a answer. Oh, there you go. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome God. Yeah, no, we can deal with that. Yeah, is it happening? Yeah, there you go. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio,

like we said before, Ross Boss. The manliest of men, Ross Boss. He loves Taylor Swift and he's our boss. He's the greatest songwriter of our generation, whatever. Usually a massive villain here at the ZM station. I have been painted that over the years. You've been painted in that light, but recently a massive hero on our show.

You got us flights to LA thanks to New Zealand's Grab Seat. Thank you very much. We thank you. I still don't understand how I'm not coming on this. Why didn't I? This doesn't make sense to me. The plane couldn't seat someone of your stature.

That's true. I don't really fit. It makes it we want to talk to you about that much awkward, that much more awkward because, well, look, be honest with us. Are you using appropriate parenting techniques in the rearing of your own son, Harvey Flahive? No. I worry about you as a parent.

So do I. I can't believe that they let me be one. They don't let you. I don't think you have to pass a test. That's the issue, isn't it? I got a Snapchat from Ross last night because I put up a meme that talked about the best part about parenting is

teaching your kids how to say the F word. And I put it up jokingly. What do I get in reply? A Snapchat from Ross and his three-year-old son. Three and three months. Wow, using some very blue language. And Ross teaching him. Have you or have you not taught your him how to say. And Ross, teaching him.

Have you or have you not taught your son how to say the F word? Well, as of last night, what time? Yeah, my wife won't hear this. Yes. Yeah, I did. And then after I sent it to you, I was like, okay, that was funny. And then he just started walking around the house. F this, F that. Well, just F, F, F really.

And did you try and like negotiate with him? Yeah, he got a lot of chocolate. Does he know the context of the word? No, not at all. So what does he use it for? Well, just nothing. Is it like thank you? That was, we had a wee discussion,

which involved a lot of bribery and you can't use that word because that's a word for dad only. Yeah. And don't tell mum. Don't tell mum word because that's a word for dad only. Yeah. And don't tell mum. Don't tell mum was the big one, right? Don't tell mum. He's good like that.

Who's the boss in your house? Would it be you or would it be your wife, Stacey? I actually think it's our cat, Forrest. She's the one that rules the roost. So in negotiating this, and I imagine he didn't drop it in front of your wife, Stacey, when she got home. No, she wasn't home.

That was all good. So you're out of the woods to use another Taylor Swift line. So if she had been on hold this whole time listening to this conversation that would be okay?

Let's go to Stacey Ross's wife. Please welcome to the show no she's not here. Did your bum just pucker up a little bit? I was like, f*** you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

A driver has been pulled over in England for a very weird reason. People hate it when we do this because they think there's a car coming up behind them Sorry, it's us It's just us I mean, still pull over and listen to us and stuff but it's not actually the police A couple of weeks ago they don't mention whether it was a male or a female

but a driver was pulled over and given a fine A fine? He was given a fine. A fine? He was given a fine. Hello, governor. You giving me a fine? They gave him a fine. My Jessie J's coming out.

They got fined and points removed from their license for a car that was too messy. Oh. Like on the outside? No. Like there were bits of the car hanging off kind of thing no so they pulled them over for a routine check yeah and then when the officer came up to the window yeah you couldn't even see the foot pedals of the car oh yeah, that's dangerous. There was so much trash and rubbish and old takeaway containers, you could barely see the actual gear shift. Look, if it becomes a hazard where you can't necessarily stand on the brake pedal when you need to, then, yeah,

they probably should be able to fine you for it. But I've never thought that was a finable offence. Yeah, I never thought you could be fined for it either, but apparently in England, I'm not sure about here in New Zealand, but in England, yeah, you could be fined for it either, but apparently in England, I'm not sure about here in New Zealand, but in England yeah, you can be fined for it. That's what it looked like. This is very visual, but... Oh, you can't see the ground. There's McDonald's,

there's items of clothing, it looked like there might be a cat underneath some of all of that. That's full on. Some people will do that though. Some people will treat their car like an absolute rubbish dump. What are you like with your car? I mean, you have a real nice vehicle. I love your car.

It's a sexy machine. Don't make fun of my car, okay? It's a practical, highly usable Honda Accord station wagon. And look, it serves its purpose, okay? Gives me from A to B. Gives me no problems. B, gives me no problems. Usually, can I say station wagons are renowned for being quite messy. Can you, no, seriously, forget the station wagon for a second.

There's a lot of room in the back. What sort of car am I? If I didn't have a station wagon, what sort of car am I? Because you know what car I want. Like if I was to project my personality onto a vehicle, you know what I want. What car are you? You, like if I were to think my personality onto a vehicle, you know what I want. What car are you? You, like if I were to think of you as a car,

I'd think of a people mover. Screw you. Okay. Go stuff yourself. Not even one of the cool new ones either. You know? But hey. Not a Ford Ranger?

You're welcoming. No, mate. Screw you. Like I said, screw you. Sorry. We're about to play a game, a bit of 90s nostalgia for you. Essentially, we've got two people on the phone who are going to go head to head. We're going to play some sounds from the 90s that you should remember.

Stuff that any 90s baby would know, right? Stuff that's going to bring back some memories. And it's a competition. Renee, hey, Renee. Hey. First of all, what year were you born? 93. 93.

Okay. You're all right. You're young in the 90s, but yep, you're a 90s baby. Got to give you that. Hey, Henry. Hi, Henry. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

What year were you born? 86. 86. This might be for you, Henry. You were how's it going? Good, thanks. What year were you born? 86. 86. This might be for you, Henry. You were a teenager in the 90s. This might be right up your alley. Okay, today, guys, we are playing for a classic 90s prize. It's Season 2 of Friends, the box set on DVD.

Limited edition. DVD even. DVD even. Hey, we can get Blu-ray maybe. Guys, we're going to play some sounds. All you need to do is buzz in with your name if you know where that sound is from.

Okay. Sweet. Alright, here we go. First sound, buzz in with your name. Henry? Henry. Is that something like a cell phone, like a Nokia cell phone? We'll give you that. We will take Nokia cell phone. We will take Nokia cell phone.

I believe from the 3315. There you go. One point, Henry. Here we go. Here's your second 90s sound, guys. Where do you know this from? Renee. Oh, Renee.

Renee got in. Windows. That is Windows starting up. Renee got in. Windows. That is Windows starting up. Is that the Windows 95? Windows XP, I believe. Oh, Windows XP. Yeah, if I know my Windows. Yeah, very good.

Which I don't. Here comes sound number three, guys. Henry. Henry. Henry's in. Messenger. The old school MSN. No, it's not.

Do you want to have a stab at that, Renee? I think I was going to say the same thing, but I'll just go text message. Text message. Can we hear it one more time? Yep. Oh, Henry. Henry. Is that Mario game?

You're close. You're close. Just give us a one, Brie. What is it? It's actually a Game Boy starting up. Oh, okay. That's okay. So no one gets that one.

So it's one apiece at the moment. One apiece. Here comes sound number four. Renee. Renee. Renee. In your scene. That's the one.

All right. Henry, you need this next one to stay in the game, okay? Cool. Renee. Oh, Renee is in for the win. It's the Disney movie Star Wars. She's got it. It is.

She's got season two, The Box Set of Friends. Nice one. Right on, Renee. Fire up the DVD player because the whole gang, Ross, Rachel, Joey Chandler, Monica and... Who's the other one? Who did I miss? Rachel?

Joey? Ross? Hello there, my name's Rachel. Gunther. They're all coming to you, you great 90s baby, you. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I think I like that game.

Text us if you liked it and you want us to play it again. You want one more sound? Yeah, one more sound. Go on. PlayStation. Henry. Henry. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. On Friday, we fly to Hollywood. We are chasing Tatum. It's our new mission. He follows Brie on Instagram, so we've decided to go to LA. Totally not awkward and just say why. We've covered off why I can't just inbox him because that would mean

after the two messages that I've now double messaged and he's left me on scene. I can't message him a third time. Oh girl, you can't triple message. I can't do that. I can't triple message. We are going to do this and it's about positive mindset we are going to find him. When we find him, obviously

you'll take centre stage. It's going to be about you and him and that relationship. Girl, I mean, if you end up... I'm picturing the notebook. You know what? I'm rooting for that to happen. The rain scene. And he's like, I wrote to you for two years. I'm not usually interested in a

home-wrecking storyline, but it's Channing Tatum. Like, I wrote to you for two years. I'm not usually interested in a home-wrecking storyline, but it's Channing Tatum. Like, come on. I feel like even Jessie J would understand. She'd be like, he is very attractive and you did come all this way. Is my Jessie J worse than yours? I think it is. And that's hard.

I've got to be completely honest with you. I don't know a lot of Channing Tatum's movies. I'm disgusted. Obviously you know who he is, think he's a super cool guy. How have you not seen Channing Tatum's movies? I'm just not. I haven't deep dived his back catalogue that much. He's got such a range.

There's so many good films. Well, this is what I've done. You see, I've banged into Google. I've said, what are the must-see Channing Tatum movies?

It's come up with the obvious, 22 Jump Street. My name is Jeff. Oh, yes. It was Dora and Diego and Swiper. Swiper.

And who was that you choked out, man? He had to call me. Who was that? Boots. And I've seen that one, okay? I've seen that one. Have who was that you choked out, man? He had to call me. Who was that? What? And I've seen that one, okay?

I've seen that one. Have you seen... It's totally fine. I've seen that. Have you seen the sequel? 23 Jump Street. Yes, seen that too. Ice Cube, great movie.

Great. The other one that threw up was The Vow. It said I should check out Channing Tatum in The Vow. Wait. What the hell were you thinking? I don't know. That's a really good question because I've been driving myself insane,

making a complete ass of myself, literally trying everything possible to try to save what we have. And you've been throwing yourself at Jeremy. That looks tearjerker, that one. Mate, let me give you the range. So he's got comedy. He's got the jump streets,

which are fantastic. And She's the Man, I mean, comes under that as well. And then you've got the romance, like The Vow and Dear John. I mean, they're tearjerkers. They really get in here, you know, in here. And then you've got the one where he shows pizzazz and dance. So we're talking, you know, Step Up, which is a great film.

And then you've got the real sexiness in Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL, which is fantastic. And then he also does action. Don't forget about the action films he's done. White House Down. Okay, yeah, I haven't seen White House Down, yeah. Which is a great film. G.I. Joe. Okay, yeah, G.I. Joe, yeah, yeah.

And more recently, he appeared in the sequel to The Kingsman, The Golden Circle. Right, yeah, okay, cool. Actually, I've seen that one. I have seen that one. Is that his best movie, though? Is The Golden Kingsman Circle the best Channing Tatum movie there is? No. That's what I want to know.

We're on a limited time frame here, and I wanted to ask this question this afternoon and ask everybody listening, if I could only watch one, if I only get time to watch one Channing Tatum movie before we go, what is it? What is the best Channing Tatum movie?

I already told you, Magic Mike XXL. Look, I'll watch it. If that's the right answer, that's the movie I'll watch. You and I should sit down together. I'll watch it on the plane. We'll turn it up loud.

Yeah, we'll get a headphone splitter. I just want to know, I just want to know if I'm only going to watch one. Oil ourselves up. Alright. What is the one? Get a metal grinder. What is the one? Get a metal grinder.

What is the one that we watch? Gyrate. Oh, I hundred. Get bizzay. Oh, I hundred dials at him. It's a very simple question. You can also text on 9696. What is the best Channing Tatum movie?

Magic Mike. XXL. If it is that, that's totally fine. Okay. I just want to know from people, maybe a few more people than you. Is that cool? Get all oily. Just really kind of nitty gritty in there.

ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Hey, we're off to LA. We're going to find Channing Tatum. Before we go, look, it'd be wise if I was to brush up on a few of his movies, I feel. I've seen them all. You need to see at least one. I've said to you it should be, if you're only going of his movies, I feel. I've seen them all. You need to see at least one. I've said to you, it should be,

if you're only going to watch one, Magic Mike. Either or. And I've said, that's fine, I'll watch that movie. Me personally, I like XXL. Okay, it needs to be the best Channing Tatum movie. I need to watch him at his absolute peak. So we've gone to the people and we've said,

what is that movie? What is the very best Channing Tatum movie? Renita, hi. Hi, Renita. Renita, are you with me? Magic Mike, come on. Oh, no, no, no. I thought you meant, am I with you in terms of can you hear me? But no, it's definitely She's a Man. Oh, but we only see him topless like once in that movie. But he's such a dork. Yeah, true.

It is true. But he's got sex appeal in spades in Magic Mike. Yeah, well, I married a giant dork, so I'm for the dork. Fair enough. Hi, Lena. Hello. Lena, what do you reckon? I'm team XXL. Yes, Lena. Hello. Lena, what do you reckon? I'm team XXL.

Yes, Lena. How good is it? It's amazing. And I have also seen most of his movies. It's a piece of artistry, isn't it? It is. Is there much dialogue involved? It is.

Is there character development? It's enough. A strong protagonist who helps bring the story to an emotional climax? There's definitely a climax. I was going to say the same thing. I walked right into that one. You just handed that one right to me.

I appreciate your vote. I totally agree. Welcome to the show, Bree's mum, Mama Di. Oh, mum. Hello, guys. How are you going? Of course you're calling for this.ma Di. Oh, Mum. Hello, guys. How are you going? Of course you're calling for this. Mumma Di.

Of course I am. What is the best Channing Tatum movie? Oh, absolutely no doubt Magic Mike. Mum. Is that one that... Oh, Brianna, he's awesome. He's an awesome dancer. Yeah, and that's what you really like him for, is it?

Yeah. As you tell me, as Mum says to me all the time, I might be old, but I'm not dead. Yeah, why is it okay for you to like Magic Mike XXL for all the wrong reasons? But it's not okay for Mum to die. Maybe her and Big Steve like putting on Magic Mike and having a big old movie marathon

on a Friday night. Big Steve doesn't like that. Is Big Steve interested in some Magic Mike, Mumma Dive? I don't think so. Right. Is that when you watch when he's out on the farm, is it?

Definitely. That's when I watch it with my twin sister. Gross. Absolutely fantastic. All right, bye mum. Actually, that's a viewing party that I could. All right. Bye, Mum. Actually, that's a viewing party that I could get involved with. One more call.

Ellen. Hi. Good afternoon. Hello, team. I am team Magic Mike all the way. See? It's unanimous. The people have voted.

Before I, like, realised I was gay, I saw Magic Mike and I'm like, I am definitely gay. God, imagine if that happens to me. Me too, Alan. You're welcome to the club, Clint. Be gay with me. Be gay with me. All right, if anyone's got a copy of Magic Mike, oh, look, I'll find it.

Okay, I'll find it. Hey, trust me, it'll be on the plane. Is it plane appropriate? We'll watch it on the plane. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for the sicky hotline. Hello,

you've reached Bree and Clint's sicky hotline. All right, it's time for some sicky hotline where one of us calls a place

where we don't work and the other one gives them excuse as to why they need a day off from a place they don't even work at. Somehow you managed

to get a day off from the warehouse last week. Is it possible to get someone to cover my shift? Yeah. So that's all good then? Yeah. Okay, cool. You're alleged, Tui.

I'll see you on, wait, what's today? Wednesday. I'll see you on Friday. Friday. All right. Legend Tui, cheers. Okay, bye. Cheers, mate, bye.

Still don't know how you pulled that off. One of my best. One of my best. One of my best. So I'm up. Who am I calling to get a day off? Today you'll be calling one of my favourite places to go when I'm home renovating. It's Mitre 10.

Oh, right. Okay. Yep. And the reason you need a day off this afternoon is that you've flushed something down your own toilet and it's clogged. What you've flushed down the toilet is a dead animal. Up to you what kind of animal. It's up to me what sort of animal it was. Yeah. So I'm being nice. Okay. You can make that up. Yeah, real nice. All right, here we go.

Good afternoon, Mitre 10, John speaking. G'day, John. Hey, who's put together the rosters for this week? Warren, usually. Oh, yeah. Is he around at the moment? No, no. He's normally in in the mornings.

Oh, right. Okay. I wonder if you could leave a message, if I could leave a message for him with you. Would that be okay? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've met you yet. I'm new to the Mitre Team group.

My name's Clint. I've just started working there. Okay. Yeah. I am going to need to, it's a pretty poor form, I know, but I don't think I'm going to be able to come in for a shift tomorrow. Okay. Have you just started?

Have you? Because I've never. No, I'm basically brand new. I think I did one day last week. Oh, okay. It's weird because they've got me in as... Because I've got a background in plumbing. Okay. So I'm kind of a bit of a plumbing bathroom specialist.

I mean, I just tested on you, and I know you can't make the call, but if you could just pass the message on to Warren. But I've blocked up my own toilet at my house. Okay. Have you ever got anything like the size of an animal stuck in there before? No, no. Nah.

Because I did, and if I'm being completely honest with you, it is an animal. Yeah. But it was dead before I flushed it. Yeah. And now it's stuck beyond where I can reach it. Like, I can't even reach the tail of it to pull it out or anything. Oh, OK. Do you think that's the kind of thing that I should force further down,

like push it through so it goes down the pipe? Or should I try and, like, suck it back up the toilet and retrieve it? Yeah, I think by forcing it down, you could just make it worse. It's not going to clear it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, one sec. Yeah, yeah, I think by forcing it down, you could just make it worse. It's not going to clear it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, one sec. Yeah, yeah. Babe, have you seen the cat?

Uh, nah. Nah, I haven't. I think it's at the neighbour's place. Sorry, that's the missus. Sorry. Sorry, I'll leave you to it, John. I appreciate it. If you could, um, if you'd leave it.

I haven't seen the cat anywhere for like... Yep. I'll come back to you in a sec. Honestly, the cat's around. The cat's fine. The cat's fine. The cat's fine. I saw it yesterday. All right.

Yeah, if you could just pass it on to Warren, John, I really appreciate it. Yeah, sure. Okay. Oh, my God. The cat's in the toilet. All right. John, I've got to go.

I've got to go. The cat. See you, mate. Bye. Babe! I wasn't going to say it was a cat. I was going to go with rat or something like that. Poor John.

You flushed the family cat. Please welcome to the show, the only man who has his own siren for when he enters the studio. It's Big Gay Gorgeous Al. Hello, boys. Otherwise known as one of my besties. Welcome, Al. Hi, Brie. Hi, Clint. Hey, man. Good to have you back. Hello, boys. Otherwise known as one of my besties. Welcome, Al. Hi, Bree.

Hi, Clint. Hey, man. Good to have you back. Hello, boys. Hello, girls. Hello, New Zealand. Good to have you back. Look, we wanted to get you in this afternoon

because you live a very exciting dating life. Yeah. It's busy. It's very busy. I'm very tired. He's got a calendar. Do you? Yeah. Like a special part of your Google calendar, is it? Yeah. Just's busy. It's very busy. I'm very tired. He's got a calendar. Do you? Yeah.

Like a special part of your Google calendar, is it? Yeah. Just for dates. No, in my work calendar. Thank you, and send me. And send him. So what happens? That's good synchronicity.

That's good use of company resources. Yeah, he only has to deal with one calendar then. As long as you're not dating them in the work cafeteria, you'll be fine. No, not yet. I do like to save money. That's a good idea. Friday drinks here in the iHeart Lounge. Alan, we've talked about you being cheap on dates.

I know. I'm learning slowly. I'm trying to teach him. I've run out of money because I've gone on too many dates this week. I have $5 in my account until payday. It's kind of exactly what we want to talk to you about. Exactly, and that brings us to our first point. I just wanted to get you in. I wanted to ask you a few questions about the recent dates that you've been going on. I'm a little bit concerned. I'm actually

forgetting what dates I've been on. So I kind of knew this was coming up. Let me refresh your memory. Help me out. You did go on a date last night um but that's not the date we're talking about and that was with a very nice young gentleman yeah but alan went out on a date on sunday morning um different different guy i like that brunch date was it brunch date yep and i paid as well you did yes okay so you must have liked only bagels but that's all that matters so you went on a date on sunday alan comes over to my house on Sunday afternoon and we're watching a movie and we ate some dinner. About nine o'clock at night, Alan says to me,

oh, I'm pretty tired. I think I'm going to go home. I said, yeah, me too, actually. I'm pretty tired. I see Alan the next day and he goes, oh, I didn't even go home after I left your place. I went out on another date. Another date?

Back to back dates, different guys, same day. There was one on Monday as well, Tuesday morning. Ow. And last night. Alan! Wow. No wonder you're tired. And no wonder you're broke.

Are you generally the one who pays on the date? Yeah, I always feel pressure. It's like when it comes time to pay, I'm just. How do you find time? And no wonder you're broke. Are you generally the one who pays on the date? Oh, yeah. I always feel pressure. It's like when it comes time to pay, I'm just like. Wait. Do you like to pay or do you feel like you have to? I hate it. Look, I'm all about it. And you're having fun and you deserve to.

You're in a new city. You've just moved here from Australia. You've got to sample the local prom juice. You know, you've got to get out there. I know he has. But. Many varieties. I did want to get out there. I know he has. But, but. Many varieties. I did want to ask a little bit of an etiquette question,

and I want to ask the whole country that's listening. What's the deal with going on two dates in one day? Is that okay? Are we cool with that? Are we cool with two dates in the same day? Back-to-back dates, different people, same day. Because imagine this. Imagine this, Al.

I'm your morning date, okay? Me and you have gone for brunch and it was nice. How did the date end? Well, I assume that date ended well? I think so, yeah. And it was like, it was open-ended, it was like we might see each other again? Yeah. What's going to happen if I see you later that same day, clearly on a date

with somebody else? What am I going to think? I'm moving around the city. I'm safe. What, you keep them geographically exclusive? Yeah, it's a bit awkward because they're like, so what mutuals do we follow like on Instagram? And we go through and he goes, oh, how do you know that guy? I'm like, I don't know him.

He was the guy from the morning. That's our question this afternoon. It's very simple. Is it okay to date more than one person on the same day? I don't mean in general. I mean on the same day, like Saturday morning and Saturday night. I think there's technicalities, but I want to hear what the people think. Yeah, just an opinion piece.

0800DIALZM. You can tell big... Have you done this? Yeah, are you doing this? Have you done more than two in one day? And how do you make it all work? I would love to see someone beat Alan. What's your record at the moment?

For one day? Sunday morning. And Sunday night. Sunday night? So two. And technically Sunday went into Monday morning, and that was a Monday night. Oh, okay.

Oh, Andrew Dahl's at him. Is it okay to date two people in one day? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're looking for some truth at the moment concerning our mate, Big Gay Al. Hello, boys. Big Gay Gorgeous Alan, you're a hot property on the market these days. You've been on a ton of dates.

I mean, I think you've nearly dated all of Gay Auckland. I think I have too. You should write for like Metro Magazine or something and review restaurants because you've probably dined everywhere in the city in the three months that you've been here. And I'm reaching out to Wellington because I'm about to go on a road trip to Wellington, so Tinder Plus is in the pool of Wellington right now. This isn't Grindr, mate. Are you using our show to get more dates?

You are insatiable. I love it. He does this thing at the moment, moment Clint Where he'll go on a date In Ponsonby Which I live near Ponsonby And then he'll bring his date Back to my house If he's got nothing better to do

And then we all hang out It's real strange It's a meet and greet with Brie Oh my god Is that your celebrity X factor? Because if it is You need to up your game I was going to say

I need to give you like Mike McRoberts address or something like that. I don't know him, but you should chop at his house. Or anyone else. The question we've got for you on 0800DIALZM, is it okay to date two people on the same day? That's what Al did on Sunday. Back to back. A brunch date and a dinner date?

Hot chocolate date at like 10.30. Because Alan's cheap. He doesn't like to fork out for dinner. Claire's here. Hey, Claire. Hi there. What do you think, Claire? I say definitely go for it.

You can go as many times in a day as you like until you've found the right person. I would have to agree with Claire. I think it's totally fine. You can date as many people as you like. Claire, what about, how do I put this? If Alan was to be intimate with like the first one, and then if he went out on a date with the second one, what are your thoughts there? I feel like if you've pre-planned all these dates, which generally when you're dating,

you've pre-planned a few dates and you're trying to just get through the chaff to find your needle in the haystack, so just whatever that takes. Glad I hear what you're saying. Just got to push on through. You got to do what you got to do. Hey, Jason. Hey, buddy, how you going?

Going good. Man's opinion. Two dates in one day. That legit? Well, to be honest, it's worked for me because I had my fiancée have two dates on the same day when she was dating me. No way. And we're now engaged for a year and a half and we're getting married in November, mate.

Congratulations. Nice work. It worked for us. Well done. Jase, can I ask, were you the first or the second date? I was the second date. So I actually, I came in hot. I changed my mind on the first guy.

So what can I say? Yeah. It was meant to be, Jase. Yeah, well, that's what I like to think. Yep, I like that. Have you ever met the other guy? No, no. I did see a picture of him and it was kind of awkward

because he had a striking resemblance to me. So I don't know if it was like a type that she was going for at the time. Your wife still doesn't know which one she picked. She's still like, which one did I pick? She thinks she dated the same guy twice. Hey, do you want to hear one text? I'm just going to read out one text. Al, you'll love this.

Someone's texted through and they said, oh my God, you is cray, Alan. Auckland dating pool is so small in the gay community. Alan's playing a dangerous game. Yeah, you worried about that? You worried that they're going to start overlapping? What if they dry up? Oh, Wellington there is.

Another city, Ellis, the last one. Is it okay to date two people on the same day? Are you there, Al? I used to have a system going back or going a couple years ago now but there's a place in

Mount Eden called Frasians before it was renovated I would book it out so you start your date

on the hour so like 3 o'clock and then you plan 45 minutes then a 15 minute buffer and then like 4 o'clock comes the next one in and the record was like 4 or 5 in the same day.

Alistair! You're an animal. Yeah. So the trick was, as long as you made, so the one that you thought you might get lucky with, she's the last date, that's the way you go.

Oh my God. And if it happened to anyone else in between, you've got to cancel everything, but yeah. I'm judging you. Alan's judging you, Alistair. Also, think about it. He must have an open tab.

He must. Just keep going. That would have cost a fortune. What a machine. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. You don't have to be cold this winter, you know? You can find you a big man blanket to wrap right around you. You want to see a lot of New Zealanders.

And New Zealanders. This is Birthday Banger where we find out what's number one on your 16th birthday. We deliberate and we play the very, very best one. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi.

What's your birthday? It's the 21st of April, 1993. Okay, Jordan, you were 16 in 2009 on the 21st of April. And back Okay, Jordan, you were 16 in 2009 on the 21st of April. And back in 2009, this topped the charts. Flo Rida, right round. What a jam. What a jam.

What a time. God, he had a good run, didn't he? There was so much Flo Rida music around. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. You know, I only realised that his name spelt Florida like way, way into his career. Same.

Oh, you did too? Yeah, same. Okay, good. So it wasn't just me. Yeah, but someone made me feel real dumb when I said it. Me too. Like, Dirkley, Flo Rida, Florida. I don't know where he's from.

Yeah, how am I supposed to know? Although you did live in Florida at the time. Oh, my God. Wait. Producers, did you both not know that? Did you just figure that out? Yeah, I didn't know where he's from Yeah how am I supposed to know Although you did live in Florida Oh my god Wait Producers Did you both not know that Did you just figure that out Yeah I didn't know that

Neither did Ellie I had no idea Oh well there you go On one of his massive Big chain necklaces He's got Flo Rida And then the actual like State of Florida

I think the back of the F Is the shape of the state of Florida Or something Is he from Florida Yeah he's from Florida. Oh, great. There it is. And also, he rides the flow.

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's kind of genius, really, isn't it? Brilliant. Hey, Ashley. Hey, guys. Hi, Ash. What's your birthday?

It's December 23rd, 1996. Okay, Ash. You were 16 in 2012 on the 23rd of December. And this is your birthday banger. You are now, now rocking with Will.i.am and Britney, bitch. What a jam. What a jam. That's good.

Also, did you know the Florida thing and the Florida Flo Rida thing? I actually only found that out about a month ago. Really? Yeah. I'm feeling way less stupid. This is good. Linda, kia ora. Hi, Linda.

Hello. Hi. What's your birthday, Linda? 1st of September, 1970. Okay, Linda, you were 16 in 1986 on the 1st of September. And on that day, this was number one. The moon shines over my horizon. Yeah.

The sights of heaven. The moonlight over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven. Slice of heaven. The Foot Rock Flat song. Oh, that is good. It's a good banger. And that is the first time a bit of Dave Dobbin has showed up in Birthday Banger.

Oh, that's a sign, isn't it? It's a sign. That has to be a sign. Gotta play it. Oh! Linda, you win Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Thanks very much, Linda.

Enjoy this. Oh, this is Stone Cold Kiwiana. Here you go Brian Clint ZM Hey, I got a lot of faith in you. I'll stick with you, kid, that's just the bottom line. Yeah, you have a lot of fun, don't you? And living with you is a ball of a time. Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down, you bottom up some fear, dragging on the ground.

That's when I gotta play the clown for you. Black humor, baby, you kick your boots. Howdy, angel. Where did you hide your wings? Her love shines over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven. She's a slice of heaven. Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven. Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Hey, hey, hey lot of faith in you. I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line. Yeah, we have a lot of fun, don't we? Heaven has to be with you all the time. Hey, beauty, when the moon gets you down, your bottomless pit dragon on the ground, that's when I got a little clown for you. Black humor, baby, kick my boobs.

How did you do? Where did you hide your wings? Bye. Stars of heaven, yeah Her love shines over my horizon She's a Stars of heaven, yeah One moonlight over my horizon She's a Stars of heaven, yeah Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Howdy angel Where did you hide your wings? Your love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Her love shines over my horizon

She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon Ha ha. Bree brilliant Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from none other than Dave Dobbin, Slice of Heaven. He's getting a great reaction on the text machine. Although I don't mind a good roast. If you want to disagree and you put a bit of creativity into it, that's fine. Someone has said, look guys,

IRD hold music is not birthday banger material. How did they get a hold of that for their hold music? Oh, they just play the whole Nature's Best album, basically. But don't let that spoil it for you, okay? Oh. Some great, great music. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you're looking for some good new chat to add to your repertoire,

I've got that chat for you. Okay. I think I'm all right on the dance front. You know, when you first meet someone and you're bantering back and forth over the text, you need to have some good chat. Yeah. Mate, you don't know this, but in the dating game these days,

chat is everything. I don't know this. Excuse me. Mate. Excuse me. Dating is where you go on a date with one person. Yeah, I know what dating is, okay? It wasn't that long ago.

Tinder is this app where you can go on. Go stuff yourself. Although I'm glad I missed Tinder because my chat there would have been shocking. It would have been. You reckon? Yeah, that icebreaker situation is not good. I would have been big on Bumble

because I would have been right into Bumble because the girl would have to make the first move. Oh. You know? Mate. You know? This is for, I think, what situation is this for? I mean, it could work on a night out.

Yeah. But I don't recommend it. I recommend this if you've been talking to someone maybe a couple of weeks. Yeah. Or maybe a week. Yeah. You can throw this bit of chat in there. And this is an original piece of banter created by you that you're offering the single people of New Zealand to improve their game.

Yes. I'm excited for this. And if you're listening right now and you do end up using it, I'd love to know the results. Yep. I'd love to know how you go. Sure. All right. So let's do a bit of a role play here.

Yeah. Ooh, sexy. Warning. Can I be a fireman? No. You can be you. I'll be me. Okay.

But we're both single. Right. We've met. We're on the text, we're chatting a little bit. Yep. I send you a text saying, so if you're trying to like impress someone, what meal would you cook for them? Okay, and then I get to reply back.

And then you go. I'd probably do my signature, fish and chips. Sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. Okay. Okay, yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good.

It's good. I didn't get the reaction I was hoping from you. Yeah, because to me, it's more of you securing yourself a free meal than securing yourself. That's what it comes across as a little bit. But also, I like it. I like it.

But there's the underlying plan. Absolutely, I like it. It's the underlying mission of getting over to their house where they feel comfortable. They're making you dinner, which is always hot. That is nice. Someone in the kitchen. It's an intimate situation.

You're in the situation then. You're in the mode. Do you see where I'm coming from? I totally see where you're coming from, and I like it. It's light, it's banter, and you get a free meal. And you're looking to get over to their house

and it achieves that. Can I give you some advice? And this works, I think, mainly in a heterosexual dating environment. If you're a girl and you're looking to get over to a guy's house, here's another piece of chat you can use. Can I come over?

Honestly, works 100% of the time. Brianne Clint, the podcast, ZM. I want to talk a bit more etiquette. Earlier in the show we talked dating etiquette. Yes, we did. Which was, is it okay to date two people in one day, like Big Gay Gorgeous Al did on the weekend? Yeah, couple of dates in the same day. This one's different.

This is more, well it does involve nudity but it's more inside other people's house etiquette. So I guess maybe similar to Elle's situation as well. Should you sleep in the master? Well, kind of. There's a lady who's gone viral at the moment because she's been hired as a

dog sitter. So she's on an app where moment because she's been hired as a dog sitter. So she's on an app where you book people to come and look after your animals. Oh, that scared the hell out of me. Well, you wouldn't make a very good dog sitter then. I would love that job. Yeah, so you get free. You just go around house to house and you can live off it.

Like if you line it up well enough, you can go house to house, dog to dog and live in other people's houses just dog sitting. How floozy of you. I know, right? You have a different bitch every night. This lady who has a 200, she has 200 five-star reviews on her dog sitting profile. Sounds like she's a really good dog sitter.

Has been caught on the nanny cam, having sex with her boyfriend in the master bedroom, the spare bedroom, and lying naked on the nanny cam having sex with her boyfriend in the master bedroom, the spare bedroom, and lying naked on the people's couch. God. I dare I ask what style. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ooh. Ooh.

Now, whose side are you on in this situation? The house owners are not impressed. They said we hired you to look after our dogs, not to have a raunchy weekend. She's arguing, look, I mean, there was no rules about it. I'm living in your house

and I felt like getting it on with my boyfriend. So why am I in trouble here? Whose side are you on in this situation? She didn't know there was a nanny cam. I should add that. The nanny cam wasn't in the bedrooms.

So they haven't covertly filmed her doing those things. They've just seen her go into the bedrooms with that guy. And then she comes back out into the the bedrooms with that guy. Gotcha. And then she comes back out into the shared area and she's completely naked. Yeah.

I did see the footage and she was lying all over their new couch, apparently naked. Yeah, getting her bits up on the couch. I mean, you know, not ideal for her. No. I think they're both in the wrong. She's lost her job.

Her dog sitting profile has been suspended so she can no longer dog sit. I don't like both sides. I don't think you should have a secret camera in your house where you don't tell people that it's on. It wasn't a secret. It was a nanny cam, but she just didn't tell them that it was there. Yeah, so that's a secret. A lot of houses have got cameras now, though.

Yeah, okay, yeah, I hear you, though. You shouldn't secretly film people. No. But you also shouldn't lie naked on other people's couches. A lot of houses have got cameras now, though. Yeah, okay, yeah, I hear you, though. You shouldn't secretly film people. No. But you also shouldn't lie naked on other people's couches. No, you shouldn't. There was one other problem with the dog sitter. They reviewed all of the Nanny Cam footage. And the whole weekend that she stayed in the house,

she didn't walk the dog once. Right. Right, she was too busy. And she put her naked butt cheeks on their couch. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Like I said before, technology is a wonderful thing. It is changing the world around us.

And now I bring you a technological advancement that concerns giant panda. First of all, pandas, how cute. Very cute. Very cute. How cute. Very cute. Very cute. How clumsy. Very. How much fun watching videos of them going down slides. I love the one where the baby panda sneezes and scares the crap out of the mama panda.

And the big mama panda goes, Yeah. That's good too. Go watch panda videos all day. This might actually help, but it is one of those things that you go, Really? That's what you poured all of your research into? Scientists in China have perfected facial recognition technology for panda. Why?

So it's an app which you can hold up to the face of a panda and it will tell you which panda it is. If it's BB or Bobo or Bal Bal, the panda, this app will be able to tell you. Why? I guess because every panda kind of looks the same. White face, black eyes, you know? Yes. And sometimes it is hard to tell them apart.

But at the same time, it's one of those things you go, do we need to? Like, do we need to do that at first that's what i thought okay until i realized that this has a practical application for every day if we can do this for panda we can do this for people remember when google glasses were coming yes we need to bring them back and what you do is you get this facial recognition software built into your Google Glasses. And that way, when you're walking through work or you're walking down the street

and you see that person whose name you don't remember, but you met them that time and maybe you were out. Brilliant. Or maybe it was like a friend of a friend and they remember your name. Very good. But you don't remember their name. Or maybe it's someone you've worked with for a year and a half and you still don't know who they are. A little notification comes up in your glasses and it says that's brie you guys work together every single day and straight away boom no more forgotten names you'd really need this

because you didn't know anyone's name here at the office exactly and we've been here for nearly a year exactly so this technology would be great for. You know what else it would be good for? Yeah. That. But think a bit further. You know when you're on a night out? Yeah. And you've had a few lemonades and you're like, I can't see this. And so you put your glasses on and it tells you who they are and how hot they are.

How much are you drinking that you can't see people? That's a fun panda story, but I'm worried about you Yeah, I think there's bigger issues at play ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts Hit music with the blues here ZM