ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 22nd 2020

Episode Date: May 22, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. It's Bree and Clint. Really gotta go to the bathroom. Right, or... I'll hold it, I'll hold it. It's just number one. Well, I didn't need to know that bit either. I just... You knew we were doing this. I know, but then I've just realised. You know when it like creeps up on you? You've been on Instagram. I gave you five minutes warning and you've been on Instagram the whole time.

I'm sorry. So, your problem actually. No, it's your problem. Okay. the thing it's my birthday it's my birthday every week on a friday we give you the chance to join from all around the world on birthday banger you just got to let us know your birthday on our facebook group which which is called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family. That's the one. You can go there. You can put your birthday down, and we might pick you for this. That's exactly what these people did.

Let's start with Will Bryant-Smith. Will Bryant-Smith. Yeah, from Cambridge in the UK. Will was born on the 24th of June 1995, which means he was 16 in 2011. And on the 24th of June in 2011, this was top of the chart. How good was example? It is so good. He was the most interesting guy.

He was a MTV VJ, I think. Really? Like he was a presenter. And then he was like, I can sing, I'm an example. And then he started doing songs. He killed it. He's got big Calvin Harris vibes here, eh? He does, yeah.

Always set a really good example too. Next up is Josh Street, also from the UK. Also from the UK. He was born on the 25th of May, 1999. So he was 16 in 2015. And on the 25th of May, this was number one. This was mahoosive, this song. Yeah, big time.

It's an emotional banger, this one. From the Fast and the Furious. For Paul Walker. For Paul Walker. R.I.P. Paul Walker. Sad. That was so sad. Beautiful birthday banger.

Okay, one more for... Is that Melly? Melly Young. Melly Young, is that how we... Is that Melly? Melly Young. Melly Young? Is that how we're going to say it? Melly Young? Sorry if that's not how you say your name. Melly Young.

And she's from Brisbane! Yeah, Brisbane! Southside, South Bank represent. The Hamilton of Australia. Oh, piss off. It is! We've agreed that it is. It is bloody not.

It is! It's Australia's version of Hamilton. No, it's not. It's bigger. Yeah, exactly. Australia's bigger. Everything's bigger in Yeah, exactly. Australia's bigger. Everything's bigger in Australia, mate. Your snakes, your spiders, your cities.

But it is the Hamilton of Australia. It's a river city. It's a river city. I wouldn't know. Anyway, Melly, oh my God. Melly was born on the 31st of January 1987, so she was 16 in 2003. And this is her birthday banger.

How topical. The song the National Party of New Zealand stole from Eminem. And then today, someone stole the leadership of the National Party of New Zealand. Do you think when they used this song they thought

no one would notice? It's hard to know because of course we were going to notice. Like it literally was the same song. Because

I don't know if you've seen it but I have seen it. You have seen it because it's got the guy talking over the start the exact same way that 8 Mile starts. Because you know how the starter goes, if you had one shot.

And the ad was basically, if you had one chance to fix New Zealand. It's like, and then in the background, Anyway, they paid for that. I think Example is the winner. Me too. I love it. Here you go. Something different.

Listen to a bit of this. They should play more Example. Oh, this hasn't started again. Oh, no. Here we go. There it is. They should play more Example. The way you kiss me.

I've never been afraid of the highest heights. Or afraid of flying. I saw him at RMV once Yeah Yeah very good Yeah very good A guy you could tell Just knew He was peaking hard. Right.

And was making the most of it. Living it up. He was like, this is my dream. Don't know how long this is going to last. Let's go, Hyundai. Right away. And it didn't last long. He was right to do that.

How long did it last you? Three years? Yes. I got a bad run. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. Pretty good Yeah This is so 2011 as well Oh yeah

Oh yeah Lasers Lasers And that white guy rapping is our cue to leave. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll see you next week. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three,

two, one. Afternoon everybody. Happy Friday. Oh yeah, how good's a Friday? Fantastic. We've done our,

oh, things are going back to normal. Pubs are open. We did our show meeting at the pub today as has been our practice pre-COVID-19. Yeah,

it was delightful. Good to have, you know, one drink over lunch. Correct. Which was-19. Yeah, it was delightful. Good to have, you know, one drink over lunch. Correct. Which was really lovely. Yes, it was wonderful. And just be around other people, enjoying, you know, being social. It was a great loosener too before stepping into the recording booth, before recording our Friday Okie,

where this week we're doing Tiger King. I saw a tiger. Now I understand. I saw a tiger. Me versus Brie. Brie versus me. That's going down at five o'clock today.

Who's got the best Joe Exotic inside them? Well, technically not Joe Exotic. What? Because he was not actually singing. What?

Yeah, I know. It's crazy. Slanderous. Crazy. Also, we've got Free Mobile Fuel to give away today in the One Second Song Challenge. It's going to be a good afternoon. But the big news of the day today is that Simon Bridges is no longer the leader of the National Party. He's been dumped.

Along with, obviously, his sidekick, Paula Bennett. Paula Benefit. Who's been on our show multiple times. She'd have more time for that fight with you now, wouldn't she? She would. She couldn't take the fight as the deputy leader of the National Party. Maybe she's up for it now. Maybe now.

I'm ready. Anytime. Are you still ready to fight her? Any place, Paula Bennett. You could fight Simon now, too. I'll fight both of them. Tag team? You and me versus Paula and Simon. Now that would be

like a WWE style tag team match. Even I would pay money to see that. Yeah, right. We thought, because that is the big story of the day, should we talk about dumpings? Singers that have been dumped quite cruelly too in front of the whole country.

Pretty brutal, wasn't it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They've been rolled. They've been said, I don't want to be with you anymore. And they're gone. Is there anyone listening who's been dumped this week as well? It may be from a relationship.

It may be from work. It may be from cheering your local sports team. I think that one is going to be hard to find, but we will take it. Anyone who's been dumped from anything this week, we would love to hear from you this afternoon. So call us now on 0800DIALS.M. Join the dumped line. There's no shame in it.

We'll get through this together. You can have a bit of a vent. And we'll move on to the next thing Give us a call or a text if you've been dumped And we'll have you on air after Harry Styles This is Adore You on ZM Bree and Clint Breaking news New Zealand

Well kind of breaking Sharon who runs the Empire Tavern where we had lunch, told us just after one o'clock. She broke the news. She broke the news to us. Now we're breaking it to you. Simon Bridges has been rolled as the leader of the National Party. He's gone. He's not going to get the chance to go head-to-head with Jacinda.

They're not going to get to have their big battle at the election. We don't think he would stand a chance. We're going to put someone else in, which is essentially what they're saying. Yep. And when will they announce that? Straight away. Straight away. Todd Muller.

Todd Muller. A guy called Todd Muller. Mulzy. Mulzy. Old Muldog. Mulzy. Old Muller, Muller, Muller, Muller, Muller, Muller, Muller. I have no idea who that is, but I will look into it.

No, no one has any idea who that is. Well, that's not boding well for them so far. No, I think that's what they wanted. Right. And so he's gone. They're like, take a chance on us. He's gone. Todd Muller's in.

And then Paula Bennett, your arch nemesis, is gone as the deputy. And Nikki Kaye is in. Okay. And she is very good. She's very good. She's actually defeated Jacinda a couple of times. Has she? Not for Prime Minister before.

On the dance floor? On the dance floor, yeah. Has she? In a DJ battle. Oh, Nikki Kaye. It does sound like a DJ name, doesn't it? Yeah. So, I mean, it's a big day.

It's a big day for Soyman, who's now got to go back to Tauranga. Soyman. And is looking on the positive side. Yeah, what's he said? Well, he's tweeted a beautiful picture of himself and his family. It's in black and white. And he said, more time for the most important job I have. Thank you, New Zealand.

So I assume the most important job is looking after his family. Being a dad. And not doing tweets. So that's nice. He also, this has just come out. He's just done a live press conference, and this is Simon Bridges speaking about it. I can't say I've enjoyed every minute of it, but I almost have.

And it's been a blast. I've got absolutely no regrets. Most of all, I want to thank my beautiful wife, Natalie. I said to Natalie this morning, if win I win if I lose we went and we won and I'm really looking forward to spending more time being a bit of dad and a bit of husband to Natalie from later today fool me once shame on you fool me twice You can I can You can win

I can You can Don't put all the eggs in one basket No it's lovely He's looking on the bright side And it's good It's good You should focus on your family

Yeah and I'm glad he's feeling that way And he's off to you know Do that chapter of his life now And it's nice to have that support network When you've just been dumped Absolutely It's not an easy thing Yeah so we've asked you, did you get dumped this

week? Can you relate to Simon Bridges? Neither of us have. Not yet. Anyway, the week is young. But neither of us have been dumped. But Herb has. Herb, hi. Hi, Herb. Hey, guys. How's it going? Not too bad. How are you, though? You've been dumped. Yeah, I have. But

I'm all good. There's no sadness involved in it. Are you sure you're okay? Because it's okay to not be okay. No, I'm actually distraught, depressed, and life's over for me. No, I'm kidding. What's happened, Herb? What's the situation? Was it work?

Was it a partner? No, so it was with my partner. We'd been together for five years. Oh, my God. That's a long time. It is. And firstly, I'd like to apologise

to all our friends that are going to find out this way because we haven't actually officially made it public. Yeah, right. This is the press conference. This is the 2020 way to find out. Yeah, nationwide.

But yeah, so like our relationship's all good. We're still like the best of friends, but it's like our friendship has overtaken the relationship side of things. Yeah. And yeah, in terms like I want to go a different path with my life and she wants to go a different

path with my life. What's the path you want to go? Because a lot of time the path is travel, but there is no travel anymore. So what is the path you want to go down? Well, you see, I've got a nine-year-old son and basically like that's where most of my responsibilities and goals are focused on. Yes. And with her being quite a lot younger than me, yeah, she still wants to, you know, have that young life. You couldn't fit two car seats in your car.

She wants to go out on a Saturday and go down to Cape Road. Yeah, yeah. I'm just joking. Herb, was it lockdown that brought it to a head? Was it spending that much time together that made you realise that maybe you needed to pull stumps? Well, in all honesty, I think it was due to the lockdown, but not because we spent so much time together.

It's because I couldn't get a haircut and my hair was just an absolute mess. And that's what did you in. Yeah, that's what did me in. I even told her, I was like, it's because of the hair, isn't it? Flick a DM to Simon. You guys are in the same boat.

It's time for men of New Zealand who have been dumped this week to rally together. We're glad you're taking a positive outlook. We're glad you're okay and thank you for talking to us about it.

We appreciate it. Yeah, no problem, guys. All right, love you guys. Love you too, mate. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It's still not an easy thing to go through, is it?

No. Five years is a long time. No. He'll be all right. And then you have to give a press conference live on ZM about it. I mean, Tinder's blowing up at the moment. Get on there, Herb. It's not a bad time to No. He'll be alright. And then to have to give a press conference live on ZM about it. Tinder's blowing up

at the moment. Get on there, Herb. It's not a bad time to be single, no. I want to start this out and say Bree and Clint. I asked you just before

where does chocolate belong? And for argument's sake let's say it's open chocolate. Okay. You've got yourself a block of chocolate. Do you think it differs from closed chocolate

to open chocolate? The only reason I specify is because you buy closed chocolate off the shelves at the supermarket. It's not refrigerated. And lots of products like that from the supermarket you need to refrigerate after opening. So I'm just saying you've opened the block or the box and now where does it go? This is where it gets very grey area for me. Because if we're talking Cadbury roses. Yes.

I'm leaving them in the pantry. Oh, okay. But if it's an open block of chocolate, I'm going to say fridge. Okay, then let's specify even further. We're talking about a block of chocolate. Okay. Okay. A man called Bruno in Australia has decided he needs to know once and for all.

So he's tweeted the Cadbury company and he said, Yo, Cadbury, what's the definitive ruling on chocolate storage? Fridge or room temperature, a.k.a. cupboards? See, now I'm torn on it. Yeah. I don't know because when you put it in the fridge, depending on how cold your fridge is, it can make the chocolate, depending on what type of chocolate it is, too hard.

Yeah, it can be too hard. I agree. You know, and then when you bite into it, it's like. But at the same time, it's not going to take long before it's room temp and it's possibly a better way to store it. I've got it. Yeah. I've got the answer.

Yeah. Because I do have the answer. There is an answer from Cambry, but what's your answer? Summertime, fridge. Wintertime, pantry. Yeah. Arguably that could work, yeah. But if it had to go somewhere,

they can't change their packaging for summer and winter, if it had to go somewhere. I've asked you on the text machine, and God damn it, we've had a lot of texts. I think maybe 60% of the texts are saying people want it in the fridge. Yeah, but where do you want it? I want it in the fridge. Yeah, but where do you want it? I want it in the fridge. Yeah, so of course you're going to go,

oh, it looks like 60% is for fridge. No, I'm just trying to scan it as much as I can. No, it does. It looks about 60, 40. And I live with a pantry woman. She wants it in the pantry. Yeah, right. The chocolate.

And I want it in the fridge. Of course our chocolate lives in the pantry because it's chocolate and she's going to get what she wants. That's fine. So yours lives in the pantry. Yeah, ours lives in the pantry Because it's chocolate and she's going to get what she wants That's fine So yours lives in the pantry Yeah, ours lives in the pantry Where does yours live? I like to pick and choose

You're no help Can we just get a quick around the room? Producer Ellie, where does your chocolate live? Fridge or pantry? Usually next to my bed Yeah, right So pantry Out of the fridge

You're out of the fridge Pantry is cupboard, bench I don't have anything to put anywhere anyway Yeah, right. Yeah, true. So pantry. Yeah, pantry. Out of the fridge. You're out of the fridge. Yeah. Pantry is cupboard bench. I don't have anything to put anywhere anyway. I eat it all in one go. That's true. Well, someone has texted that in too and they said,

what, you guys have something left after you open it? Yeah, like a share Kit Kat. Who came up with that? That was a share Kit Kat. Yeah, what? I don't share a Kit Kat. I think it's for the health star rating. They have to say, this is a meal for more than one person. No, it's not.

I get the king size share. Ben, where does your chocolate live? Probably if I had any, it would probably be the pantry. I knew it was going to be pantry for him too. I'm keen on the pantry. I'm the only fridgeman here. I'm the only fridgeman. I don't mind the fridge, but I usually default to pantry.

Especially if it's a chocolate with a nut involved. The nuts go very hard. That's true. And can break a tooth. Nuts go harder in the fridge. That's questionable. Anyway, shall we get the results? This is Cadbury, Australia.

I've come back and they said, hi, Bruno. Chocolate should always be stored in a slightly cool, dry dark place, such as a cupboard or pantry. Yes! At temperatures no less, or less than 21 degrees to ensure the quality isn't compromised. Did they say anything about

storing it in your belly? They said once it's gone through the mouth hole, it's not our problem anymore. The mouth hole? So there you go. Go and grab your chocolate out of the fridge, if you care. If you feel bothered. Let's go to California for the latest.

Dean, two of the world's biggest singers who originally didn't like each other, we thought, are now friends. Who are we talking about? This is wild. Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande. Gaga has confessed that when they first became friends, Ariana was begging to be friends with her,

calling her and texting her and DMing her. And Gaga was refusing to be anywhere near her because Gaga thought she would be a bad influence on her. For real. She actually said in an interview today, she was like, I avoided her because I was so afraid that I would be a bad influence on her. For real. She actually said in an interview today, she was like, I avoided her because I was so afraid that I would be a bad influence on her. All of my negativity would rub off into her sweet, sweet little face. So now they're friends.

They've done a cool new song. They're great buddies. They're hanging out in Hollywood. But there you go. Gaga trying to protect Ariana Grande. Yeah, good line, I reckon. You reckon? Well, here's the thing. Gaga's 10 years older than Ariana Grande. Yeah, good line, I reckon. You reckon? Well, here's the thing.

She hated us. Gaga's 10 years older than Ariana Grande. Okay. So she probably did. If Gaga, when she first approached her, if Gaga knew that she was a blowout and she didn't want to drag Ariana Grande into that, then sure. But do you believe it? Or is there a bit of, uh-oh, Ariana Grande's on the come up

as the world's next biggest pop star. Is there a bit of, uh-oh, Ariana Grande's on the come up as the world's next biggest pop star. Is there a bit of, don't step out of my spotlight, girl. I see what you're saying. I love both of them and I've always been such a massive fan of Gaga and I think she's so intelligent and so smart. I think they're

quite different though in terms of their style. So I don't think Gaga would be, you know, thinking that Ariana Grande was going to be taking over a turf or anything. But who knows? You'll never know. You'll never know. Like, they say things and, you know, cover things up in the media.

You'll never know. So they are friends now. Is that where we've got to, Dean? They've done a song together. They are friends now. Yeah, right. They are friends. But remember Iggy Azalea and Britney did that song together.

All around the world, pretty girls. Or whatever it is. They are not friends anymore because Britney, it was pretty boys actually. They are not friends because Britney wouldn't promote the song and that's why the song never really went that huge. And they are not friends anymore. So it can go either way. Britney Spears will be so devastated

not to have Iggy Azalea as her friend. I can just imagine how upset she'll be. She'll be like, I could have had Iggy Azalea as my friend. I can just imagine how upset she'll be. She'll be like, I could have had Iggy Azalea as my friend. No, now I'll never make it. You're so shady on Iggy Azalea. A hundred percent. You're so shady. A hundred percent.

That is Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. This is the part of the show where we reminisce on a week well done. We pat ourselves on the back and we go, Kia ora Bree, kia ora Clint. You guys have done some good mahi. Well done. And we also look at the

parts we could have improved on. I choose not to see those bits. They're in there. It's called self-esteem, Bree. Get some. They are in there. I choose to look at the good parts and I don't let the haters bring me down. The haters are the producers. They're picking the bits. Yeah, I don't let them bring me down.

So it's been made by them. This is the high-low made by the haters. Bree and Clint. Previously with Zed In's Bree and Clint. Hey, guys. Welcome to the end of the week of Bree and Clint's highs and lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. If you're wanting to listen to a radio show that knows a lot about art,

the Bree and Clint show is not the show to be listening to. Sell the Mona Lisa. To sell pretty much, in my opinion, the most famous painting in the world. Yeah. It'd have to be 83 billion. Grab a couple of Picassos. Grab that Night Sky one. That's a nice one

too. He also suggested that the famous Leonardo da Vinci artwork could be tokenised with a form of cryptocurrency allowing the painting to be easily exchanged between nations. What, to the Mona Lisa? No, to the Leonardo da Vinci. Wait. That's who painted the Mona Lisa.

Oh, that's right. I was thinking of David. Please, was that Michelangelo? That was Michelangelo. You're Italian. What's wrong with you? Who painted the woman with the one parrot ear? The one parrot earring.

I don't know. Oh, no, that was a pearl earring. Priyanklin may not be good with art, but they are very good when it comes to sheep puns. Police were forced to intervene after a woman held an associate's sheep against the sheep's will. So technically, she was holding her associate's sheep, Ramson. Right.

Was it a sheep-based payment? Did she shear that sheep? But the woman has told the court she didn't have it. She said she didn't have the sheep. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she's saying. She's trying to pull the wool over their eyes. You're such a dag.

I'm glad that was what I received. I was a bit sheepish about it. Do we know if the sheep has been returned yet? There's no word in this story, but I imagine there'd be ramifications. Yeah, right. I got nothing else, by the way. You and me both.

And the old classic sit-sharp hits once again. It's Messing With Clint's Sound Effects. You're welcome. Is it Embry and Clint? That's Drax Project. And Toto, who's ready for some dolphin news? God, that dolphin sounds a bit sick. Who's replaced my dolphin sound effect?

Whose idea was that? Because... I don't know what he's talking about when he goes on these things, producers. I had a whole thing ready. I had a whole thing ready. I don't know what he's... Because I had a splash ready

and the dolphin was going to dive into... And the worst bit of this is there's real dolphin news. And... I wish I cared more. But this is way more fun. And that wraps up another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows.

See you this time next week. That's the best bits of the week, everybody. What a show. I'll be back next week. Oh, just for the puns. I mean, that's stellar work. Brinkland. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.

Cheers to your local. Cheers. Cheers to your local. Cheers. Cheers, mate. The bars, the pubs, the club rooms. Just where everyone knows your name. Where everyone knows your name. Are back open this weekend under level two. We're staying socially distanced, but we're also getting back together with our friends,

having a drink and something to eat with everybody. So cheers to your local. We want to get you on here to give a shout out to your local and then we'll give you $100 to spend on a meal down there as well. At that place which is awesome. We have phones believe it or not. People called through in their

dozens to get on here for a $100 voucher. So let's kick it off. Let's go to Jamie. Jamie you want to say cheers to your local. What is it? I want to say cheers to the porch in St. Hel Helier's, Best Fluffies and Margaritas. Hell yeah. All right. Congrats.

You've got a $100 voucher. Well done. Lovely. Let's go to Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi. Who do you want to give a shout out to?

What local? A shout out to Fabric Cafe in Hospital Point. They do amazing coffee and food. Beautiful. Okay, there's $100. Excellent. You've got $100. Go and reinvest that.

There's some texts as well. Yeah, there's some texts coming through. Someone texted through and said, Rose and Crown in Palmy is a great spot for a drop. Very good. So we'll hook them up with $100 to spend there. Yeah, we'll invest $100 in that establishment through you. Hey, Rachel, say cheers to your local for us.

Cheers to the Imperial Hotel in Kent, also known as the MP. I love when you go there for a drink and it ends up being a high school reunion. That's when you know it's a good local. And the MP. Okay, bloody love it. Thank you. More texts. Yeah, there's another text. Someone texted through and they said,

Hi, Bree and Clint. Thanks for your awesome show. I would love to give a shout out for the good pizza and pints at my local, the brewery in Christchurch. Have a good weekend. Oh, how good's Christchurch? How good is Christchurch? So we're going to hook you, Jono, up with $100 to spend there.

Let's go to the Tron. G'day, Michael. Hello, Michael. Hey, how are you guys? Oh, there's so many good locals in the Waikato, but which one specifically are you going to say cheers to this afternoon? I'd like to say cheers to the local Cock and Bull, a great outdoor area and pool table.

Wonderful. And one more time, the name of that bar was? Cock and Bull. Cock and Bull. Sounds like a bloody good place. Yeah, love it. We've got $100 for you to go and spend down there Bull. Cock and Bull. Got you. Sounds like a bloody good place. Yeah, love it. We've got $100 for you to go and spend down there. Well done, man.

Thank you. Okay, perfect. What are we at? So we've done four on the phones. Yeah, how many have we done? How many texts have you done? I think you've done two. I've done two.

Give us another text. There's so many texts coming through. Let's go. The Call Change is the best bar in Wellington. Someone has text through. So we're going to hook you up with $100 to spend there. Levi's here from Timaru. Kia ora, Levi. Hello, Levi.

How's it going? Good, thanks. What local do you want to give a shout out to? The Town and Country Club in Timaru. Beautiful. Always good having a bit of banter with the old fellas there. Are you going to be down there this weekend? Absolutely. Love it. We're going to give you $100 to be down there this weekend? Absolutely. Love it.

We're going to give you $100 to spend down there, get yourself some dinner and something to drink as well. Well done. Okay, we've got one more text and one more call. Have you got the text? Yes, someone has texted through, and they said the Rosie O'Grady's is the best bar in Palmy. A lot of bars coming through for Palmy.

Yeah, Palmy's a good time. But we'll hook you up to go to Rosie O'Grady's in Palmy. A lot of bars coming through for Palmy. Yeah, Palmy's a good time. But we'll hook you up to go to Rosie O'Grady's in Palmy. Wonderful. 100 bucks. And the last person who gets to say cheers to their locals, Chelsea. Hey, Chelsea. Happy Friday. Hi, Chelsea.

Happy Friday to you too. What part of the country, first of all? Where are you? Dunedin. Okay, Dunners. Everything's back open. The students can get together again. This is where you want to be.

What local do you want to give a shout out to? Harvestside Grill. They're on the waterfront. Top-notch service and amazing seafood while you look out over the harbour. Beautiful. Sounds lovely. Done. $100 coming your way.

Well done. Thank you. No worries. You can also text in your shout out to 9696. We're going to do this again next week as well. And if you want more chances to win, you can check out Cheers to Your Local NZ on Instagram. That's a good way to win as well. This has been really nice.

Yeah. Really good way to get people back out there, see your friends, where everyone knows your name. Take a baby to a bar? Asking for myself, obviously. I think it's fine. If you're having a meal. Yeah.

If you're having a meal. if you're having a meal, if the baby's having a meal and observing social distancing, we're all good. Have a great weekend, New Zealand. I had a thought this morning because obviously we're all out of technically lockdown where you can't see anyone

but the people that are in your bubble. And I had this thought, I wonder if people have met someone online during that lockdown period and then they've talked all through over the weeks. Maybe they've Zoomed each other. That sounds wrong. Maybe they've got on a Zoom call with each other,

got to know each other, been on a few dates over video chat. And I wonder if they've met up this week. Now it's go time. Yeah. Yeah, you've built some form of connection. And then probably with the view that, oh, someday I hope we can see each other. Yeah. Then Jacinda's like, this weekend, you can see each other this weekend.

And you're like, oh, I'm not ready. Do you reckon it would be like a massive build up yes like where you get you know obviously so excited yeah

and then do you think people would be disappointed it'd be very hard not to over hype the situation because all you have is hype

to live off you know and you're like if I was with you right now I'd like to kiss you so bad and be so nice and you imagine this, if I was with you right now, I'd like to kiss you so bad and be so nice. And you imagine this person. It's like...

And you picture the best. This is what it's like. I know you can see each other in this situation, but it's like when you used to listen to the radio as a kid before there was Facebook and stuff, and you built up an image in your mind of what that announcer and DJ looked like. And then the internet came along

and you went to the website and you saw them and you had this whole image of them in your mind. And then you saw them and DJ looked like. And then the internet came along and you went to the website and you saw them and you had this whole image of them in your mind and then you saw them and you're like, oh. That happens to me all the time. People go, you're nothing of what I thought you would be. And I'm like, what do you think I would be? And they're like, short and blonde? And I'm like, yeah, that's not me.

Dream situation, that doesn't happen. They exceed your expectations. They're even more charismatic and handsome or beautiful in person and they smell better than you ever expected. But maybe not necessarily. Well, you build it up so much in your mind. Yeah. And you and I can't comment because we're both in relationships.

But there's people out there that's done this. They've been through it. They've met up with them this week. Or maybe they're about to meet them this weekend. Yeah, maybe this is the weekend. Yeah. You're going, okay, the bars are open because bars, good place to do these things.

Have a few, you know, Dutch courages. Yeah, yeah. Plenty of exits if you go, oh, this isn't going well. You can pretend you're going to the toilet and just never come back. Have you done that before? Delete your Instagram account and start a new life in Mexico. However you want to do it, but yeah. I want to know if anyone is

willing to share, because you know it's pretty personal stuff. I want to know from you guys, have you done this? Did you meet someone during the lockdown period over, you know, video, text, whatever? Doesn't matter if you've met up with them yet. Yeah, we'll take either or. If you have,

cool, love to hear about that. If you're planning to, cool. If you're now regretting love to hear about that. If you're planning to, cool. If you're now regretting it and never want to meet up with them. Love to hear that too. That's also cool too. 0800 DIAL ZM, any of those scenarios, or you can text us on 9696. This has been a very common thing over the last eight weeks or so. You met someone online during lockdown.

You couldn't see them, obviously, because of the rules. And we finally come out of, you know, level four, level three, level two, where you potentially can meet up with them. Have you done it? And how's it gone? And how's the pressure too? Yeah, lots of pressure. It's crunch time, you know? There's so many texts, so many people calling through.

Yeah. A lot of people maybe meeting up with that person for the first time tonight. Watch out for that. This is fun for us people who are not single. Watch out for it at bars. See if you can pick the couples who are on their first meetup after an extended Tinder chat session. You know?

They should make a movie about this. Like where two people meet, like, and they're in lockdown because of the pandemic, and then eventually they meet up. Yeah. And then it all goes bad or something. I don't know. Yeah, there will be movies that come out of this. Send it to, you know Taika Waititi.

Yeah, I'll text him. Can you send that to him? Yeah, I'll DM him. Okay, good. Phoebe, have you done this? Have you been chatting to someone during lockdown? Yes, I have. Where do you meet Phoebe?

So we actually met on Tinder Okay So I got the old swipe How long ago? Probably maybe a few weeks It was a wee bit later into lockdown Okay But yeah, no, I got the swipe

And then, yeah, been talking to him ever since And yeah, we actually met up a couple of days ago And was it everything you thought it was going to be? Yes, everything and more Oh good, okay, so it wasn't a letdown You guys are happy you're going to meet each other again? Oh, I hope so Oh what, do you think he's not keen?

Oh, I'm not sure. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. Oh. I bet he's keen. He's just, you know. Yeah, he's definitely keen. You know, playing it cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get Ashley on. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi. Who did you meet and when? I

matched with her on Tinder at the beginning of lockdown. Like level four? No, like at the beginning of lockdown. Like level four? No, like at the beginning of lockdown. Yeah, so were we in level four? Oh, yeah, level four, yeah. Okay, so real lockdown. And then what's happened? Well, we were talking all through lockdown and had like hour-long video chats

and he kept saying how much he wanted to meet me. Cute. And then on Tuesday we met and then I got back home and he blocked me on everything. No. No, Ashley. No. That's horrible. That's, wow, that's zero to, that's a hundred to zero real quick.

Because an hour long video chat is a very intimate thing. You know what, Ashley, you don't want someone like that anyway. Several times as well. Did anything happen on the date? Did you pash? know what, Ashley? You don't want someone like that anyway. Several times as well. Did anything happen on the date? Did you pash? Did you, what? Well, he kissed me and I thought it went well, but obviously he didn't like my kiss. I don't know. What?

So he kissed you? Oh, no! And then he blocked you. Oh, he's a coward, Ashley. What a waste of your bloody time, eh, Ashley? He could have just texted you and been like, hey, thanks so much for the lovely date. I think we're better as friends or something. And not just block someone.

He's possied out. I know. Sorry, Ash. Back on the dating apps, okay? Yeah, back to Tinder. Back to Tinder. Back in there. Someone texted through and they said, I'm not keen to come on the radio, but yeah, I totally

stitched myself up. Was talking to lots of people over lockdown. Bit of a tension. You know how it goes. I would joke to the girls saying I had four boyfriends and one girlfriend. Then Aunty Cindy whipped out level twoers next week and I had an actual panic attack. I can't actually date five people.

I'm still trying to figure out if I'm going to actually manage dating five people or how I'm going to break up with five people. Oh, no, you've genuinely got five people on the go. You've ditched yourself up. Massive. Meet them all in a public place. Pick your favourite. And do a rose ceremony, you know?

Oh, yeah, that would be so bad. Taylor's here finally. Taylor, who have you been talking to over lockdown? I was talking to an absolute lovely unicorn of a guy. Yes. Who is four years younger than me. And I'm like, oh, I can pull this at 24. Well done.

What made him such a unicorn? Oh, he wanted to cook me dinner. He didn't want to get down to business on the first date. He didn't mention anything sexual or anything like that. We were messaging for four weeks, you know, throughout lockdown. I feel like this is going somewhere, Taylor. Yeah, I feel like there's an and then coming. You know, we were excited.

Like, we were both nervous to go on this date. I was like, oh, my God, I'm, like, moving on. I'm getting out there. Like, yes, girl. Yes, girl. You work, Taylor, work. And, you know, like, I got my legs shaved. I had my eyebrows done.

You know, I am good to go. You're ready to go. That means you know that the guy is a big deal because you're doing all that. Right, Taylor? You want to mount that unicorn. Okay, and then what happened? We were wearing matching. Yeah.

So we went on a date on Tuesday. We went and played some pool. He was lovely. Cute date. We went and played some pool. He was lovely. Cute date. We went for a drive, went back to his place. I stayed the night. Nothing happened. We were just like cuddling and I was like, oh my God, this is so nice.

And like we were happy and left his place and he's been messaging me. And then there's a big plot twist. What is it? What happened? Do you want to guess? He's in a relationship. Not quite. So, throughout lockdown, he tells me,

yesterday, what was yesterday? Thursday afternoon? He tells me that he's been screwing his best mate through lockdown, and she's not okay with him going on a date and wants to be exclusive. Don't screw the crew. You don't screw the crew.

Right. Sorry, guys. Unicorns aren't real. Unicorns aren't real. You really let us down there. We were so happy for you, Taylor. I was too. I was too.

I feel so let down and disappointed. I feel like the other woman. Yeah. And sucks for his best mate too because she's not getting the best of him either. Exactly. I feel like this is a plot on Friends or something. Yeah, right. Sorry, Taylor, but thank you for sharing with us.

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Sparklab. Brian Clint. I was watching TV last night, Clint, and I was watching this random show, and straight afterwards, the show The Real Housewives of New York came on. It's okay to admit you were watching Real Housewives of New York. I, to be honest, have never watched the program. Okay.

That's me being honest. But I caught the start of the show and I noticed that in the intro when they're kind of like, you know, setting up the show. In the characters. In the characters. They kind of have this thing where one woman, one housewife will come out and then she'll kind of do a pose and then she'll say like a cool or sassy quote about herself.

Oh, yeah. Take a listen. I've grabbed some of the ladies talking about themselves. I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice. I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste. There's nothing grey about my gardens.

In the politics of friendship, who's the nice one, who's the boss, who's the bitch. You get the idea. They all obviously, you know, have been made to do this. I thought it would be fun if we did our show version of that. Yeah, the idea. They all obviously, you know, have been made to do this. I thought it would be fun if we did our show version of that. Yeah, great idea. Really establish our characters. But it's not fun when you write it about yourself

because you can write something really lovely about yourself, can't you? You know, and I don't trust any of you. So I thought we would each write one for each other. Perfect. And then you have to read out the ones our other team members have written for you. Yeah, perfect. Okay. I think.

We've all got ours, by the way. And none of us have seen them yet. No, none of us have seen them. Who do you want to go first? I'll go first. Okay, you go first. Let's hit off the housewife music. And this is me.

The real housewife of ZM. It's no secret I want to be rich. Hey. But even without the money, I'm still a million dollar catch. I love to run. Don't know? If you didn't know, I'll tell you all about it. Money is not the most important thing in the world.

Lovers. Fortunately, I love money. Hey. And you'll never know who wrote which. Just because I'm ambitious, okay, doesn't mean. I mean, I'd trade you guys in for a cool $55. This is so fun. I want Ben to go next.

Okay, here comes Ben McDowell, Real Housewife of ZM. Real Housewife of Christ. Yeah, Real Housewife of Christ. I eat meat and drink beer because I'm worth it. Are you looking for a man who loves golf more than he loves you? Well, I'm that guy. I love beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. It's perfect.

I think very accurately. I know exactly who you are. I'd go on the show. I'd do it. We have nailed it for you, I think. We know you very well. Who's next? I think Ellie.

Should I go next? Okay. I'm so excited. All right, here I come. Ellie Harwood, real housewife of the North Shore of Auckland. I love a side hustle. Have you seen my acting show reel? Don't worry, I'll show you now.

She's always got it on dial. If flatulence is the game, then look out fame, here I come. I'm an acquired taste, like the chicken cheeseburger or a chicken cranberry and camembert gas station pie. If you don't like me, acquire some taste. That's perfect. I know exactly who you are.

It's good. That is you to a T. That only leaves time for the real housewife of Stanthorpe Country, Queensland, Brie Thomasel. Looking for someone to drive your train? I've got the train driver hats and the overalls.

Choo-choo, bitch. She's wearing them right now. Okay. I'm the kind of girl that loves pasta, but only the pasta I cook. That's accurate. Very accurate. I love to let go. This is so Ellie No it's not

I love to let my gas go You call it a fart I call it art You know what is so messed up is I wrote your fart one I thought you did That's not messed up at all That is the most predictable thing of all time

There you go We are the most predictable thing of all time. There you go. We are the Real Housewives of ZM and now you know exactly who we are in New Zealand. You're welcome. Brie and Clint. One second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second. As Donald Trump would say, it's a very good game. It's a fantastic game. It's a great game. Okay? I love this game. Okay?

That's where Brie and I go head-to-head at guessing songs. Off just a tiny little bit. That's it. And we play for someone. Yeah, we play for someone. If you can pick the winner, you can win free mobile fuel. Let's start with Nicole. Hi, Nicole.

Hi, Nicole. Hi, how you going? Good. How are you? Good. I'm nervous. I don't know who to pick. Yeah, right. It's a with Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, how are you going? Good. How are you? I'm nervous. I don't know who to pick. Yeah, right. It's a tough decision, but you've got to pick one.

Who are you going to go with, Brie or me? I think Brie. I think I'll go for girls today. All right. I'll do my best, Nicole. Okay. That means, Catherine, I've got you. If I can take out the one-second song challenge, you win free mobile fuel.

Sounds good, Clint. Let's take it out. Let's take it out. Let's take it out. Let's do this. All right. Okay. Producer Ellie. Hello.

It's good to be here. This week's theme is celebrating woman world leaders. Oh, right. Girl power. Girl power, basically. Girl power. Yeah. All right.

When you're ready, producer, hit off that first song. Break. Yes. Yes. Yes. I off that first song. Break! Yes! Yes! Yes! What is it called? Beyonce. Yep.

Yes. Say one. Please say one. I don't know. I don't want to give you any hints. Yeah. I'm going to have to give an answer in a minute. No.

No, no, no. I've already given it away. Oh, you've given it away. Do you know what it is? Beyonce surfboard. That's what I was going to say. Because it's like surfboards. No, it's Formation.

Formation. Yeah. I nearly got to that part of the song. I know. I thought you were going to get it. Okay, it's nil all. We're going to hit the second song off. Great.

Yes. God damn it. Yeah, that's it. Oh, no. Oh, no. She's had a shocker. Is it Billie Eilish? No.

Those are out. Clint, do you want to have a free dance? Ariana Grande, Break Up With Your Girlfriend. That was incorrect, but correct. Artist. Damn it. It's Seven Rings. So we're still at nil.

Oh, God, we're both having a shocker. Yeah, we've burnt two songs. All right, song number three. Clint. Yeah. Lady Gaga, Edge of three. Clint. Yeah? Lady Gaga, Edge of Glory. That is correct. I knew that too.

Dang it, I thought you'd get that one, Bri. I should get that. All right, it's one nil. Sorry, Gaga. All right, song number four. Clint. Ooh. Bri.

This is such a nice concept for everyone in the car. Oh, shut up. Hold on. Standing ovation. Hold on. Standing ovation. Damn it! Have you got it?

No? Five seconds. I can't even think of who it? No? Five seconds. Round of applause. I can't even think of who it is. Oh, no. Is that Rihanna, round of applause? It's Rihanna, but it's not the correct song title. Take a bow.

Take a bow. Of course. Oh, man. Oh, jeepers. I should literally give it in here. What's the score? It's 1-0. We've done four songs. 4 songs So we've only got The 3 left

So we'll just see Who gets the most points We'll just have to play Best of Yeah Best of Alright song number 5 Brie

I think that was Brie Katy Perry I kissed a girl That is correct Oh it's 1-1 This would be for the win I think this has to be For the win

Because we've only got 2 songs left So this has to be Yeah Alright so the we've only got two songs left So this has to be for the win Yeah Okay Yeah alright So the next one wins When you're ready Benny

Free Yes Oh come on It's Britney Spears Yeah I've got it I've got it I've got it

Shush I've got this one No shut up I hate when you do this Yeah but I know got it. I've got it. I've got it. Shush. I've got this one. No, shut up. I hate when you do this. Yeah, but I know. No, I'm going to take my time, so you shush. How much time is there? Stop it, Ben.

Stop it. Good thinking music, though. Hold on. No. No, no. No. Is it Peace of Me? That is incorrect.

Damn it! Do you know it, Clint? I would like to submit Britney Spears' All Eyes on Me in the Centre of the Ring Just Like a Circus. I would like to say that's not the name of the song. I mean, it's not. Catherine, we've done it. We took out the one second song

challenge. Somehow it was the worst game of all time from both of us. I'm so sorry you had to listen to that, Catherine. But you've got free mobile fuel. Congratulations. Bree and Clint, back in a moment. Oh, God. Bree and Clint.

Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! It's a big old sing-off.

Oh, we love it, don't we? It's like X Factor. Except only the bad auditions. Do you honestly think, because we've been doing this for about a year now, have you gotten better or worse? I think I have gotten better. Right.

But then every now and then I'll hear myself and I'll go, no, that's not true. I think I've stayed literally just the same amount of crapness. Yeah, right. I'd be interested to know in people's thoughts, those who have heard this segment a few times, has it got any better over time? Has it?

I guess you have your weeks. Yeah, you have your moments. And your downs. Is this our week? Bree has selected the song for us this week. Well, you had the idea for it. Yeah, I said we should do that Tiger King song. Yeah, the Joe Exotic song, I Saw A Tiger.

I saw a tiger now I understand. Definitely sung by Joe Exotic. Yeah, absolutely. Definitely 100% him. Because it was your idea, you get to go first. Oh no. Producer Ben has his,

he's the one that's pretty much put this all together. Why are you cringing so much? I'm just so excited to hear yours specifically. Oh no. Oh no. That's so good. When we told someone we were doing this, they said to Bree, are you doing Joe or are you going to do Carole Baskin?

I'm just trying to get back to my country roots, I think, in my rendition. Yeah, and I'm excited to hear that. So here we go. We'll play Bree's first and then you'll hear mine and then you, New Zealand, get to decide who wins Fridayoke. The first Fridayoke

of level two? I don't know. Here comes Bree, New Zealand. Tell all the hunters to lay down their guns. Tell them that the tiger needs a little bit of love. Let them run the jungle. Let them roam their land.

Then stand back and marvel. What a beautiful cat Because I saw a tiger Now I understand Well, I saw a tiger And the tiger saw a man I changed my mind. I've gotten worse. Oh, blimey.

Oh, what happened? What the hell happened to me? You don't know. It might be the winner. I can't go out in public this weekend after that. It might be the winner. We don't know until we hear my Joe Exotic. After this, we'd like you to vote

But not before Stay strong Kia kaha from New Zealand Tell all the hunters To lay down their guns Tell them that the tiger Needs a little bit of love Let them that the tiger needs a little bit of love. Let them run the jungle.

Let them roam their land. Then stand back and marvel. What a beautiful cat. I saw a tiger and I understand Well, I saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man God, I've been pants this week, haven't I? One of us has to take it out. I don't think we need to take the calls.

I'm pretty sure I've been defeated. I'm happy not to take the calls. You don't know. You don't know. Stranger things have happened, okay? And we are contractually obliged to take the calls. I think I'm pretty sure I've been defeated I'm happy not to take the call You don't know You don't know Stranger things have happened Okay And we are contractually obliged To take the call

I think I'm pretty sure on this one 0800 dial ZM We would like your help To pick the winner Of this week's Friday Okie Can't wait Can't wait for the feedback Let's find a winner

For Friday Ok, shall we? Let's do it. We picked Joe Exotic's I Saw Tiger. I just realised it's called I Saw Tiger and not I Saw A Tiger. No, the grammar in this is horrific. I saw tiger. What a beautiful cat. It doesn't even rhyme.

Who did the better version of it? Was it Bree's I Saw Tiger, which sounded like this? Because I saw a tiger, now I understand. Well, I saw a tiger, and the tiger saw a man. Had I had eight beers before that? Two. Yeah, well, it sounds like eight. Or is it my Joe Exotic?

We take five votes to decide, and Jackson's up first. Hey, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi, guys. Can you hear me? We can hear you. Yeah, and Jackson's up first. Hey, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi, guys. Can you hear me? We can hear you. Yeah, we can hear you. Hi.

Who's the winner this week, mate? I thought the other one was good, but Bree, all day, bro, all day. Are you? Jackson, are you taking the piss? No, it was slightly melodious. It reminds me of my grandma singing to me when I was a baby. I could easily fall asleep

to it. It was great. I know a pity vote when I see one and I will take it. It's 1-0 to Bree. Lena's here. Hi, Lena. Hi, Lena. Hello. Who wins Friday Oaky this week, Lena? This kid. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Yeah, so I think

that is the more logical decision. She sounded disappointed as she said that. She said, it's Clint. You know, if I have to vote for someone, it's Clint. Jacintha, hi. Hi. Hi. You've heard both. Any feedback first of all for us as singers?

Any constructive feedback? Nah, you're both great. Yeah, I thought so too. I appreciate that. Who gets your vote? I love you, Bree, but it'll have to be Clint. That's totally okay, Jacintha. I understand this week.

Two-one. Hayley's here. Kia ora, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello. Who are you voting for this week, Hayley? Well, I laughed so much at yours, Bree. Couldn't stop laughing driving home, but I have to vote for Clint.

Fair enough. Fair enough. And that hands you the win. That does hand me the win. We'll just round it out with AJ. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. G'day, mate.

Who's got it? Tip the scales one way or the other. What's it going to be? Bree was relatable with the tiger theme. And it felt done like she was strained for your hat. Yeah, okay. That's what I was going for, actually. Okay, I appreciate it.

Thanks, AJ. There you go. Tiger King done and dusted. I can admit when I've been beat. And good work this week, mate. You got yourself back to your country roots. That's what you wanted. So I say job done.

I think you've achieved what you came here to do, whether you won or not. Don't know about that. I saw a tiger and I understand. Well, I saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man. There you have it. Friday Oki for another week. Bree and Clint.

It's my birthday, it's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, Birthday Banger for a Friday. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one song on their 16th. We'll then play the best one. Hi Ashley.

Hi Ash. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? That's the 15th of February, 2000. Alright, you were 16 in 2016 on the 15th of

Feb, and on that day, this was number one. Floon! That's good, right? Can't you see? I made a mistake. Please just look me in my face. Floam. Not bad. That's good, right? Yeah, not bad at all. That's such a good song. It was massive when it came out as well.

2016 was the year of Floam. Okay, wait there, Ashley. That's a good birthday banger. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Liv. Hi. How are you?

I'm really good, thank you. That's good. Looking forward to the weekend? Oh, absolutely, yep. Always. What's your birthday, Liv? We'll do your birthday banger. 6th of October, 93.

All right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 6th of October. And Olivia, this is your birthday banger. I've been like a girl you've never seen before. Nothing you can do about it. Yeah, it's such a good song. Yeah, go off, girl. This will get you ready for going out. David Guetta and Akon, you get sexy chick.

That was definitely a banger. It was definitely a banger. That was massive. I think this is when Akon really blew up as well, right? Yeah, I think so too. Okay, cool. That's a strong contender. Wait there.

One more for Lance. G'day, Lance. Hi, Lance. Hi. How are you, mate? Yeah, good. That's a strong contender. Wait there. One more for Lance. G'day, Lance. Hi, Lance. Hey. How are you, mate? Yeah, good. Always good. Good.

What's your birthday? That's good. I like that answer. What's your birthday? 21st of March, 94. All right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 21st of March. And this is your birthday banger.

Gaga and Beyonce, is that a good birthday banger for you, Lance? No, that's a loss. That's a loss. That's a loss. Great loss. What were you hoping for? Not that. Not that.

Lance calls a spade a spade, and that's why I've always liked Lance. He's straight to the point. What is the winner, Lance? Not my song. Yeah, all right. Not that. Lance calls a spade a spade, and that's why I've always liked Lance. He's straight to the point. What is the winner, Lance? Not my song. Yeah, all right. Sweet as. Anything but mine. Anything but yours.

Okay, noted. We'll take that into account. Akon. I think it's Akon. I think it's Akon. Yep. I think it's got the vibe. It's got the upbeat vibe moving into the weekend.

She's already going off. Yes, Liv, yes. Congratulations. You've won birthday banger. Thank you. Have a couple for me tonight, Liv, all right? I will. Thanks, Brie.

I love her. She's good. I love Lance as well. And Ashley. But this is our winner, Brie and Clint Zudim. I can see you. Every girl here. Want to be. Oh, she's a fever. I feel the same and I want to meet him. They say she. It's just a room and I don't believe.

They say she needs to slow down. The baddest thing around town. She's nothing like a girl you've never seen before. Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. The way that booty moving, I can't take no more. I just got what I'm doing so I can move. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being this was. A sexy tree, a damn, it's a sexy tree A sexy tree, a damn, it's a sexy tree

A sexy tree, a damn, it's a sexy tree The hell, bro Yes, I can see you Cause every girl here wanna be you Oh, she's a diva I feel the same and I wanna meet her They say she low down It's just a rumor and I don't believe it They say she's nothing like a girl you've never seen before.

Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. The way that booty moving, I can't take no more. I have to stop what I'm doing so I can pull the This was done for Damn girl Damn you to sexy truth A sexy truth Damn you to sexy truth Damn girl Damn you to sexy truth A sexy truth

Damn you to sexy truth Damn girl Damn you to sexy truth A sexy truth Damn you to sexy truth Damn girl Damn you to sexy truth A sexy truth See them Bree and Clint That is the winner of Birthday Banger for Live Today From Akon and David Guetta

Sexy Check I'm ready to hit the clubs You're ready to go That's from that era where David Guetta couldn't miss Like every song that he released Yeah wait what were some of his other tunes What else we got from David Guetta couldn't miss. Like every song that he released, he just... Yeah, wait, what were some of his other tunes? What else we got from David Guetta? He was working with everyone.

He had Sierra on every track. He had Usher on his tracks. He had the Black Eyed Peas on his tracks. Remember we did the age game? This was off air the other day. Oh, yeah, do you want to play? Do you remember? Because we can play again.

I'm pretty sure I remember and I was shocked at how old David Guetta is. I remember. So quick age game for David Guetta. 52. 52. Producer Ben, what and I was shocked at how old David Guetta is. I remember. So quick age game for David Guetta. 52. 52. Producer Ben,

what do you want to lock in for David Guetta? I mean, it could be anything, couldn't it? 48. 48. I thought he was 42.

I reckon he's 52. Producer Ellie, age game for David Guetta? 50. He's 52. I thought so. Nice. 52.

He looks incredible. Does he? Does he? Yeah, I was going to say, does he? I haven't seen a picture 52. He looks incredible. Does he? Does he? Yeah, I was going to say, does he? I haven't seen a picture of him like that, actually. Sometimes. Yeah, I don't know what he looks like, to be fair. I interviewed him once over the phone,

and he's one of the most lovely interviews I've ever done. He's French. Super lovely guy. He's a little bit of a language barrier, but yeah, really nice guy. Super down to earth, yeah. And in his mansion somewhere. Yeah. I think he lives half the time in Ibiza and half the time in LA, I think.

Oh, right. He's in screw France. I'm never going back. Bree and Clint. I think this next news story has been my favourite of the week. Okay. The whole week. Yeah.

This news story. You let me know if you enjoy this as much as I do. Sure, okay. This news story comes out of Australia, and it's about a woman named Kaylee. She's 21, and her boyfriend named Ryan, he's 24. Mm-hmm. They've been dating for about three years,

and they have made the news websites this week because they hit a massive milestone in their relationship right and ryan decided to buy his girlfriend a celebratory cheesecake oh uh to celebrate this milestone with you know all the words written on it what they were celebrating love that i love marking any milestone. Yeah. You know, doing something to celebrate every day. It's a great idea. Isn't that lovely?

Mm-hmm. So Ryan has bought his girlfriend, Kaylee, a celebratory cheesecake because for the first time in three years, Kaylee let one rip in front of him. And he bought her a cheesecake for that. Yuck. I think it's cute. It says, took you three years.

Congratulations for finally farting. And it's a chocolate cheesecake. Yuck. No, well, I don't think he... Well, it's brown. It's caramel. Who cares? I think, me personally, I think that shows a really cute relationship

that they have the humour that he's decided to get a cheesecake. She'll be mortified. That is how... No, she said... She'll be mortified because it's obviously a big deal for her. It's taken her three years. She probably didn't want to let it go and it's come out by accident and then he's making a big deal by making a cake out of it.

She said that she actually thought it was really funny. And they deserve each other. Huh? Yuck. Why? It's funny. You know my deal and you only brought this up because you knew how I'd react. You know I'm not a farter, okay?

You are a farter because everyone's a farter. I understand that. Stop pretending like you don't fart. I understand that, okay, but there are places and times and spaces in which you can be discreet about these things and I enjoy being in a relationship where those things are kept separate. Obviously so did these guys, but she has let one slip and they've celebrated it a really funny way, I thought.

Cheesecake. I think that shows a really good relationship. If you can't laugh about it and you can't, you know, be vulnerable, then, you know, I mean. I choose mine. I choose my situation. Your situation? Yeah, no farts know, I mean. I choose mine. I choose my situation. Your situation? Yeah, no farts.

It's wonderful. Yeah, but are you feeling sick sometimes? No, because. Do you do? Okay, I'll ask one more question and then I'll drop it. Because you hold in your gas all the time, do you do the inside ones that sound like this? Yes or no?

You know the exact ones I'm talking about. I don't do those. It's a yes. No, I just take myself a little walk. Lucy's like, he's going for a lot of walks to the den. Oh, she knows. We just don't talk about it. This weekend bars are opening. We're back. Well, they're

open already, but I mean, this is the first weekend where bars will be open. They open on Thursday night, and if you want to, you can go and have a big Saturday night. I mean, pretty exciting for a lot of people. And just remember, you know, that keep your distance. I know you're probably going to get overexcited, but do you think people are going to be able to control themselves?

Well, I don't know, but bar owners don't think they will. There's a guy called Grady Elliott who runs a bunch of bars. He's got bars in Auckland, Nelson, Blenheim. He knows the scene. He says that he is very worried that New Zealanders are going to be out and looking to hook up with each other this weekend. Because there hasn't just been

bars that we've been locked out of. We've been locked out of each other. Literally it's like being one big chastity belt on the country. Exactly right. And we're not allowed to. You're not allowed to get inside a stranger's bubble at the bar. You can go in with your own group. I'm glad you finished that on the country. Exactly right. And we're not allowed to. You're not allowed to get inside a stranger's bubble at the bar. You can go in with your own group. I'm glad you finished that with something else. Exactly right.

You can go in with your group and you guys can hang out and you can hug. And I guess you can pash. You can pash the person you arrive with. But no randos. Yeah, but not if it's... Probably not a good idea if you're rooming with a family member. No, but no.

Well, yeah, sure. But I'm talking about at the bar. I'm talking about pashing in the bar. Yeah, like you can pash the people you're in a family member. No, but no. Well, yeah, sure. But I'm talking about at the bar. I'm talking about pashing in the bar. Yeah, like you can pash the people you're in a bubble with. Is that what you're saying? Oh, you're saying if you go to a bar with a family member, don't pash them. Yeah.

Yeah, no, absolutely right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought you were saying. Although in Nelson, you might get away with it. I don't know. Clinton. I'm just wondering, have bars put in extra security measures to keep us socially distant from each other?

Oh, my God. Are they going to have that weird teacher that used to follow you around in high school and would blow a whistle? Like at school discos? Yeah, he'd be like, distance, distance. Yeah, like at my school, if we did the slow dance together, we had to extend our arms and keep Jesus between us. Yep. You know? That was a big rule. Is that going to happen?

Let's put in a call to a bar now in Auckland. And what are we gonna ask exactly you leave it to me i'll get to the bottom of it talking about it mr speaking i'm gonna help you hi it's clint here um i'm just calling about obviously this weekend you guys are open this weekend aren't you yes we are cool because i'm keen to come in i'm looking to get back into the scene i'm just wondering what precautions you guys have got in place as far as government one that you can find online and i'm sorry we're a bit busy now so for that kind of question if you can call tomorrow morning maybe that would be perfect just

a quick question can i ask a quick question yes if come in, have you guys got rules in place to stop all the ladies from getting inside my bubble? The rules, again, are the ones that the government suggests and imposes, and we're going to follow them. You can find them online or on the website. They're not the same rules that all the bars are doing. Yeah, but the government won't be there, though. No, but our job is to enforce them. So I'm really busy.

If you can call tomorrow morning, someone is going to have it. But what will you do? If a lady tries to kiss me, what will you do? I'm worried, I'm worried they're dangerously underprepared.

I am. I genuinely am. I think, considering you're married, it's okay. Hey girl, a ring don't mean a thing to some women,

you know. It is free in Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards, Hey girl, a ring don't mean a thing to some women, you know?