ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 23rd 2019

Episode Date: May 23, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We don't have anything ready for this. You don't show them behind the curtain, mate. Why not? That's the point of- Don't show them what's behind them. I like giving the podcasters something that the show doesn't get. Yeah, which is, in this case, nothing. Well, yes, but they get, you know, it's, what do they say?

It's the fourth wall, the third wall, the fourth wall. Fourth wall. You break down the fourth wall. That's a theatre term. There is no fourth wall in radio. Isn't there? No, because you're talking directly. The fourth wall, if you imagine a stage,

there's an invisible wall between you and the audience. That's the fourth wall. In radio, you're talking directly to the people that are listening. So there is no fourth wall. It's a direct form of communication. Got it. But would the fourth wall technically be like, you know, how sometimes we pre-record certain things?

Because in radio, you do that because it sounds better. Because, you know, if we call my mum sometimes, you know, she loves to talk. Okay, you're really letting some cats out of the bag here. No, I'm just saying. Jeez Louise. We don't pre-record very much, but every now and then sometimes it'll sound better for the radio

so then we can chop it together. Next you'll be telling people Mike Hosking died years ago and we've been using a Hosking robot to do the show every morning. You'll give out every secret there is in radio. He's the best AI I've seen for a while, that Mike Hosking robot. He's very intuitive. Isn't he? Yeah.

You just set him up and you watch him go. That robot's incredible. It's gone way beyond what we designed him for in the first place. He's now got a mind of his own. He's got political. We just set him up originally to say good things about sponsors and that kind of thing and to interview the Prime Minister here and there. He's now got radical political opinions.

I know. He's got his own wardrobe. The robot went shopping. He can be really rude. Would you be that person to get a robot eventually when we can have butler robots? Would I get a robot? 300%. I've already got one. Oh, 300%.

Not even 100%. I'm putting every robot in my house I can. What robot do you have? Alexa. Alexa's in my house. So how often do you use Alexa? Every every day for what to turn the heat pump on i get home i get home and i say alexa and she goes okay turn the heat pump on and then she waits three seconds and then she goes okay also last night i got her to tell me a joke did you know you can do that you can say to your alexa alexa tell me a joke Did you know you can do that? You can say to your Alexa Alexa tell me a joke

They are the safest, most family friendly jokes you've ever heard Yeah they're boring Yeah Why are they all girls? Alexa, well you know that you're assuming their gender Well she sounds, Alexa is a Oh she's got a lady's voice yeah And she's got a lady's voice

Siri Girl Oh yeah Bixby on my Samsung. Girl or boy. You can choose. Let's see. What does it come with?

I've changed mine to be a British lady. Right. How do I talk to my Bixby? Hold the button on the side there. Which one? This one? Yeah, that third button. Hold it down.

Hold on. I've just got to open it. Hold on. This is us hiding behind the fourth wall. Okay. Hold it down. Make sure. Hold on. It's got to open it. Hold on. This is us hiding behind the fourth wall. Sorry. Hold on. Do you want me to do it?

No, I got it. Okay. Turn my sound on. Yeah. Now, what do I do? Just push the button and talk to her or him. Hey, Bixby. Send nudes.

Hi. Welcome to the new Bixby There's a lady There's a girl Yeah That's a good point I guess Bixby Where are you from? Oh yeah I want to hear your English one

Hello there Clint It's me You're Bixby I'm from Yorkshire Hi Bixby What's the weather like in Los Angeles? The weather over in Los Angeles is bloody

beautiful at the moment. Alright, Bixby. How much money is in my account at the moment? Clint, the amount of money in your bank account is shit all. Thanks, Bixby. Turn the heat pump on. Nah.

They are all ladies, you're right.. Turn the heat bump on. Nah. God. Yeah, they are all ladies. You're right. Yours sounds delightful. That's so weird. Oh, we've learned something today, haven't we? All right, Brie and Clint, here's the podcast. ZM.

Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Oh, God damn it. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. Hello, guys. We're coming to you from a lot better place because we both have had a tan.

Not both of us wanted a tan, and yet both of us somehow now have a very... Well, Clint is the only one that wanted a tan, and I said, you know what? I'll do it to support you. I didn't want a tan. I'm organised. Thanks to the guys at Tan in the City. Who do a great job, by the way. They do an amazing job.

It is a wonderful, flawless, even tan. Very natural-looking tan. We've both been tanned here professionally by Tan in the City. They've been great. You look amazing. I'm not wearing a bra right now. I haven't seen my phone face yet, though. But I can see from my own arms that I am, look, I look.

You're golden. Yep. Sunkist. Let's go with Sunkist. And it's all because we head to LA tomorrow night. Yep. And I thought we need to fit in. We need to look like, you know, we're a part of the culture there.

I was happy to stand out. I was so keen to stand out. If we're going to catch Channing Tatum, we need to blend first. And because of that, we've both had this really lovely tan. But I think, you know, it's LA. And in LA, it's extreme. There's plastic surgery. There's tanning beds.

They go to the next level. And that's why, if you want to be a part of this, you can call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. You will each have a tan token. And you can decide who you want to give that layer of tan to. So we've both already had one. We've got our base layer on. Who do you want to have an extra layer?

How many tokens are there? We're going to get six callers on. Six. If you want to give all of your tokens to Clint, that's great. I think he'd look fantastic. No. And by the way, you should give them to Bree because this is her idea. Look, look. That's great. I think he'd look fantastic. No, and by the way, you should give them to Brie because this is her idea. Look,

look, no. Yes, it's happening. 0800 dials at M. We're in it together. Hopefully it's three coats each. So technically, I'm fine. I've got enough. I'm happy to stay here. We'll be a four. I'm fine. Call now. 0800 dials at M to dish out some

tan. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. What an appropriate song to be playing right now. I can't really put my headphones on because I've got tan on. Yeah. Have you got a bit of tan on, have you? I just got a little bit extra.

What colour is that? This colour is Puerto Rican. You look like a coffee bean. No, this is Black Magic tan. It's very nice, good quality. You wash it off. It'll be fine. Let's go to the callers to see who they want to dish out

their tan token to. We're on our way to LA. I feel like we need a bit extra And the people are going to decide Who needs the bit extra I haven't even been tanned yet So I'm hoping for just one coat

I'm already tanned So it'd be stupid for me to get back in the booth Each person here has a tan token I mean we could just send her straight back in Nicola Bree was saying before She wants a radiant tan Who would you like to give your tan token. I mean, we could just send her straight back in, Nicola. Bree was saying before she wants a radiant tan. Who would you like to give your tan token to? I'm sorry, I'm a fan of the Oompa Loompas and I'm going to go with Clint.

No, no, no. I don't know if you quite understood what I just said. No, great decision. She's a smart woman. She knows what she wants. Sarah, welcome. Yes. Hello.

Sarah, who would you like to dish out your tan token to? Who's getting an extra layer of tan this afternoon? I'm so sorry, Clint, but you need to get that extra layer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sarah. He needs that extra shine, Sarah. He does. Bree's only tan.

I'm only tan. Yeah, but you, but I. I would welcome the extra layers, to be honest. Right, so that's three coats total. Veronique. Yep. Hi. Who are you dishing out your extra layer of tan to, Veronique?

No, Veronique, you have a token. I just want to remind you that Bree knew about this. She organised this, so she's obviously... I did this as a nice thing. No, she's obviously exfoliated this morning. I haven't, so just bear that in mind when you... You'll be fine. ...think about how much tan I need to have on me.

Who gets your tan token? You do, Clint. I'm sorry, mate. I'm happy to take the tan. This is man bashing. That's what this is. Jackson, hi. Hi, how are you?

Oh, finally, one of the fellas, one of the boys. The boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys. Who's your tan token going to? Well, originally it was going to Brie, but I'm going to have to change it. Sorry, Clint. I'll give it to you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jackson, come on.

We're boys, right? You and me. He is going to look fantastic, Jackson, and say thank you to Jackson because he is supporting you. Go jump off a cliff, Jackson. Fiona. Fiona. Do we even need to ask?

Fiona. Actually, I'm going to even it up so it has to go to break. That's great. I actually need a little bit more face. I appreciate that. Thank goodness. Now I'm only getting five coats of tan. Thanks, Fiona.

You're an angel. Let's finish it up with Lauren. Lauren. I'm going to try a bit of reverse psychology here. Lauren. You don't need it. Lauren. You don't need it. Lauren. No, you really You're an angel. Let's finish it up with Lauren. Lauren, I'm going to try a bit of reverse psychology here. Lauren. You don't need it. You don't need it. Lauren.

No, you really don't need it. I don't need what? You don't need the reverse psychology. It needs some more tan, though, Lauren. No, I'm going to use it. Lauren, I want it. No, but you're the Aussie. I want...

Oh, no. You need some more tan. That's true. That's true. And to be honest, I've only got two layers at this stage, so I wouldn't mind another one. So you need to be browner than the Kiwi. Yep. I'll take it, Lauren.

So what is the final telly? I'm doing you a favour, Clint. Thanks. Hey, thanks, Lauren. I appreciate it. Thank you, Lauren. Four to Clint, two to me, four coats of tan. They're going to have to put a special seat cover on my ear, New Zealand.

If we lose you in the dark, just smile and we'll be able to see you. The lovely Jess from Tan in the City. You can find her on Instagram. She is waiting in the wings to make you golden brown. You're a real friend, mate. I really appreciate it. LA, here we come. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's DJ Snake and Justin Bieber. You look fantastic. You've just joined us. Brie has very kindly organised to get us Hollywood tans before we fly to LA this weekend to try and find Channing Tatum. We need to blend in in LA, mate.

We don't want to stand out. Belle's here. Belle, how does my tan look? Yeah, it's all good. And don't worry, it'll wash off. Like, it'll be way more pale. I just want to show you my tan line. Whoa!

Keep back, Clint. Sexy. Thanks, girl. Not appropriate for the workplace. Oh, sorry. Belle's here because she is our resident Spice Girls plug. You know everything that's going on with the Spice Girls reunion, so much so that Belle's actually going.

I don't know if you realise this. You're one of the few people in the whole world that managed to get on with the Spice Girls reunion, so much so that Belle's actually going. I don't know if you realise this. You're one of the few people in the whole world that managed to get tickets to the Spice Girls. I don't know how we got them. They sold out within seconds, and we got tickets to their show at Wembley as well. And this is crazy because they've cancelled the world tour, and you still get to go.

Yeah, so. So you're going to London? Yeah, I'm going to Europe, and I'm going to London as part of my trip, yeah. I'm so jealous. Can you give us all the g Yeah, I'm going to Europe and I'm going to London as part of my trip, yeah. I'm so jealous. Can you give us all the goss and what's going on? Because I know some stuff came out about the Spice Girls tour today, right?

Yeah, so the tour actually starts officially tomorrow. They're going to Ireland first. So Mel B and Mel C have already touched down there. And the reason that is they're having to separate Mel B and Geri a lot because they're having big fights. That's why there's no world tour. Because Mel B said that they slept together. Yeah, and now Jerry doesn't want her fancy hoity-toity friends

knowing that kind of stuff, so she's all shitty with her. And then also Mel B got a really bad eye infection, so she'll be wearing an eye patch. She's actually apparently blind in her eye, so she's eye patching it for the whole tour. Jerry Halliwell's very fancy now, isn't she? Yeah, she is. Married a billionaire, lives that lifestyle. She's the new Posh Spice.

Yeah, and she's also, update on Geri, she's just coloured her hair red. She's showed it all on her Instagram. You can see it there now. It's the first time in 20 years she's had her ginger hair. She has to. She has to. She has to do that. Or else everyone will go, who's that? Yeah. Mel C has to wear tearaways. Mel B has to wear leopard print to. Has to have the ginger there. She has to do that. Or else everyone will go, who's that? Yeah.

Mel C has to wear tearaways. Yeah. Mel B has to wear leopard print. You know, they've got to go the whole hog, right? Have to do the whole lot, yeah. What's the chances of her wearing that Union Jack dress again? Oh, I reckon pretty high. Pretty high, right? Pretty high, yeah.

And hopefully, I'm just hoping that at Wembley, Posh will turn up. Yeah. Hopefully, like, of the one show, she might do it there. If she's to do it, I don't know if it's going to happen, but maybe. Because they did it at the Olympics. They were all together. All five of them? Do you remember that, mate?

Yeah, they were all there, and it was epic. She's got to come back. She's been back before. Oh, well, she's too good for them now. Or hologram. It's always hologram, I guess. Yes. Which show are you going to?

Do you know which number show it is? Oh, I don't know the number, but it's June 15th at Wembley. It's always hologram, I guess. Which show are you going to? Do you know which number show it is? Oh, I don't know the number, but it's June 15th at Wembley. It's nearer the end. Nearer the end. Tomorrow, yeah. What do you think the chances of them still talking

to each other and performing by the time you actually get there? Oh, no. Because that's the risk you've taken buying later. They have to do it. They've committed.

They've been paid for it all. They have to do this tour. They have to. Don't put the fear in Belle that she's going all the way over. And the bus from the Spice Girls movie is going to be this to her. They have to. Don't put the fear in Belle that she's going all the way over. And the bus from the Spice Girls movie is going to be parked up outside Wembley.

Hello. Yeah, worst case, you still get to see Jess Glynn. Don't worry about it. Don't ruin it. Don't do that to her. This is my childhood, guys. It's going to be awesome.

It's going to be awesome. We're very, very jealous of you. I've just made myself the official ZM Spice Girls correspondent. I'm just doing it, okay? Yeah, you've got to show us everything. Yeah. All right, you can follow Belle on her Instagram for more updates

or you can follow ZM as well and track the Spice Girls tour. Tour of... Not a world tour. Just a... Yeah, I love that. It's not a world tour. Just a tour. Just a tour.

It's a good start, guys. Might only be one show. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean, you can't see us, but I'm just letting you know we are ready for LA. I've just organised surprise spray tans for me and Clint. He looks great.

Brings a tear to my little orange eye. That is so exciting. I'm proud of you. Get on the plane. Dean, I just want to check. I know you have spray tans, right? Do you get regular man tans? I have this thing where I pay a monthly fee.

I get to go unlimited a monthly fee. I've got the full top of the line Tahitian Princess special. How many coats, when you go in, how many coats do you get? No, I just get the medium rare, but like sometimes if I'm feeling it, I might go in twice and come out. No, I think medium

to low. Brie got me five coats. I didn't make you get all five though, come on. I made you get two. Look, I'm a woke dude. I didn't make you get all five, though. Come on. I made you get two. Look, I'm a woke dude. He looks great. I'm all about man tans as well.

It's totally fine, Dean. You watch Dean. When he washes this off, he's going to absolutely live for it. Love it. Tell us the latest on George Clooney, who had a pretty, I didn't even realise this, he had a pretty serious accident last year. That's the thing. No one realised last year he had a really serious accident.

He was riding a motorcycle, was hit by a car. It was really bad. In fact, he's now said he thought he had died. He actually, like, I don't know whether he saw like a white light

or whether he, I don't know, heard music, but he thought that he had died. Luckily, he didn't. It was really, really serious, actually. But for some reason, the story wasn't really big. They didn't, like, cover it up or anything,

but they kind of really played down any press on it. So he's fine, still looks awesome. Yeah, he protected the moneymaker, right? Keep that thing in place. As long as he can do those Nespresso ads, he's good to go. Exactly. Motorbikes are so terrifying in that sense. You just never know.

I love the idea of having a motorbike, but the risk is just so far up there. So high. Also, Dean, Natalie Portman has slammed Moby today. What's happened? Okay, I know. Is that not the most random headline you've ever been sent from me ever? Natalie Portman, Moby.

If you don't know who Moby is, it's okay. Most of us don't. Here's what happened. So years and years ago, Moby has said that he dated Natalie Portman, Moby. If you don't know who Moby is, it's okay. Most of us don't. Here's what happened. So years and years ago, Moby has said that he dated Natalie Portman, right? In his new book. He was like, I dated her. She was 20. We dated.

It was super weird. She left me for another dude. Natalie Portman. Yeah. A little bit of that. A little bit of that. A bit of Moby. A bit of Moby.

Yeah. For those of you that don't know, most of us. But now Natalie Portman Has come out going Okay number one We didn't date Number two I was 18 not 20 You creep

Number three I remember the time And you creeped onto me But we did not date You have made that up In your own head So this random story Has just made headlines

All around the world today Because it's so bizarre That is so embarrassing Imagine that You come out publicly And say you dated someone And then they do A press release to say, no, we didn't.

Stop saying that we did. Stop saying that we did because I find you creepy. That is so embarrassing. That is an ultimate burn. That is so embarrassing. All right, Dean, you sun-kissed Manu. We'll see you in a matter of days in California.

Thanks for talking to us today. See you soon, Dean. Bye, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I was saying before, I've got a brand new item talking to us today. See you soon, Dean. Bye, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. See you then. I was saying before, I've got a brand new item that might go great on your Venute, Bree, the half-ute, half-van that you purchased off Facebook.

Yes, we're always looking to accessorise the Venute. She's got a lot of features already. She does. She's got a speaker mounted on the outside to play your tunes. She's got some horns. She's got roof racks now. She's got a siren. She's got a siren. She's got a siren. And more importantly, it's got

the practicality of a van with all the styling of a ute. It's the Vinute. There's always room for more, right? And this could go on anybody's car. Anybody who wants to spice up their life in the vehicle department could go for this thing. Okay? Now, I'm going to explain it to you. Yes. And I don't

want you to think about price because it's irrelevant at this stage. Okay. Okay? Just think to explain it to you. Yes. And I don't want you to think about price because it's irrelevant at this stage. Okay. Okay, just think about practicality and whether this is something you would like to have on the Venote. It's made by car company Rolls-Royce. So, you know, it's fancy. This item is a champagne chest.

Ooh. Yeah, and it can be fitted to, well, your Rolls Royce or any vehicle, actually. We're talking aluminium and carbon fibre covered in leather and oak panelling for this champagne chest. Ooh. Ooh. The chest itself opens with the push of one button

and then it automatically opens and out come four crystal champagne flutes, napkins and of course the champagne cooler itself. Nice, right? Fancy. That's what you're going to hear every time there's a new feature, okay? The lid acts as a wooden serving tray and on the sides there are two compartments to hold your glasses or you can put your preferred snack in there.

The Rolls-Royce company suggests that the snack you use with this champagne chest preferably would be caviar, okay? But that's up to you. I do really like cabernet. Yeah, or you could have some Jats and some hummus. Jats and hummus, I love. That's completely up to you. Or Jats and caviar.

I mean, you've got to put your caviar on something, right? I do really love just eating cheese, like grated cheese out of the bag. It's your champagne cooler, do what you like. Cool. Another feature, also speaking of caviar. They can custom fit the champagne chest with caviar tin holders. So you would get those on the sides to keep the caviar in place while you're driving. And if you order that, they also throw in complimentary two Mother of Pearl serving spoons

so that you don't tarnish the taste of the caviar or the grated cheddar. I mean, we know that. We know that that's a must. Oh, you've got to have it pure, right? I'm always saying to people, I'm like, where's the pearl spoons? I don't eat caviar without the pearl spoons. Because once you taint the taste of your caviar too, that is a flow-on effect.

Obviously, your palate is all off when the champagne comes in. Just ruins the whole thing. And by that stage, you might as well just throw it out, right? Yeah. So how does that sound for the Venute? How does that champagne cooler built into the Venute, manufactured by the Rolls-Royce company. Just sounds like a really fancy chili bin.

It is. Yep. Are you interested? Eh. Not so interested. I mean, I could just go to Kmart and buy like a $25 one. Yeah, you could. Are you interested in the price for this?

I mean, I feel like I've sold you this far. Yeah. I'm interested to hear the price. Because maybe that's what it hinges on. If it's the right price, maybe you'll go for it. Okay. For the champagne chest, it will only cost you, by the way, only cost you, and remember wood panelling, aluminium, carbon fire, $68,000.

Oh, nickel. $25 sounds better. Should we take two? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brianna's amazing. Z two? Bree and Clint The podcast ZM Brianna's amazing ZM's Bree and Clint Are Chasing Tatum

Long story short Out of the blue Last year Hollywood superstar Channing Tatum Found you Bree Thomasel On Instagram

And started following you I couldn't believe it I inboxed him To double check And it seemed like He did it on purpose But not sure Since then He has replied once You have double messaged couldn't believe it. I inboxed him to double check and it seemed like he did it on purpose but not sure. Since then he has replied once

you have double messaged and been left on scene twice. So we're not 100% sure if he's still a fan. We're not even 100% sure why he really followed you in the first place and whether it was just a big accident, right? Exactly. We're going there to find out. We will do the show live from LA for the whole week

next week and like I said we leave tomorrow on an Air New Zealand flight. That's correct. I have some news concerning our trip. Oh, no. And like I said, I've got to be honest with you, it's not good news. How bad is it? Look, I'm just going to give it to you straight.

And I need you to keep an open mind about this. I need you to be positive where possible. This is news that is out today. It's going to play you the news report. Just face this thing head on. All right. This is news today. A famous couple has arrived in Iceland.

English singer and songwriter Jessie J and American actor and singer Channing Tatum were spotted strolling around downtown Reykjavik yesterday afternoon. The couple visited stores on Banker Streetie and then walked down to Oster Streetie. Tatum and Jessie J have been in a relationship since last year. Well, shit. So, I mean, how far away is Iceland from Los Angeles?

It's not that far. How far is it? It's not that far, is it? I mean... how far away is Iceland from Los Angeles? It's not that far. How far is it? It's not that far, is it? I mean... Have you looked? I mean, it's only a... Put it this way, it's less than a 12-hour flight away from Los Angeles. It's not like they'd be going there for the weekend.

Could be. Could be. They've got a lot on. They could absolutely be back. Put it this way. It's only Wednesday. Oh, no, it's Thursday. No, it would have been Wednesday

in LA. Wednesday their time. Yep. And we've got to stay positive. Wait, is Iceland near Germany? It's in Europe anyway. Someone messaged our Instagram saying, I think Channing's in Germany. Oh, that's good. So maybe they've already got that part of their trip out of the way. They've gone to Germany, then they go to Iceland. Damn that Jessie J. I knew she was bad news.

I knew that she was bad news from the start, taking up all of Channing's time. That's probably why he hasn't replied to me. Yeah, right, because she wants him. She wants to take him on holidays around the world and that kind of thing. All I'm saying is he was replying, and then all of a sudden, stop replying to me. Yeah, right, because she wants him. She wants to take him on holidays around the world and that kind of thing. All I'm saying is he was replying and then all of a sudden stopped replying to me. So if you missed it, the news is

that we're flying to LA to find Channing Tatum, who is in Iceland, but he could be home at any moment. Like, there's not that much to see in Iceland. It might not be that big a trip Guys pack a puffer jacket we're going to Iceland

Brie and Clint the podcast ZM I'm just looking at this article about Instagram how all of this information about 50 million user accounts has been found online so that it's been leaked

and apparently it's been because of a password breach and all of this information is out in the stratosphere. What do they mean a password breach when this thing happens? It's like the guy who runs Instagram, like Zuckerberg. Has someone found Zuckerberg's password? I don't know. What would Zuckerberg's password be? Zuck, zuck, one, two, three.

I don't know what it is, but you'd imagine it'd be... Zucker. Imagine if it's something real straightforward. And then I was kind of thinking about, you know, imagine if someone... Imagine your Instagram profile and imagine someone getting their hands on the information like in the background of your Instagram profile.

What info is there for people to know? So I'm going to do a bit of an experiment with your phone. Sure. Hand me your phone. Yeah. Open Instagram. Here we go. Yeah, there you go.

So imagine I had your profile. You've got our brain clip one open. I'm just going to switch it to yours. Yeah. So I can go down to your- Don't jump on my cat's Instagram page. Yeah, look out. I can go down to your little icon down. Don't jump on my cat's Instagram page. Yeah, look out. I can go down to your little icon down the bottom here.

My homepage? Your homepage. And then I can click the three little lines in the top right corner. Yeah. I can go to settings. Yeah. I can go to account. And then I can go to posts that I've liked.

I just want to see posts that you've recently liked. I didn't know that that information was available Didn't you? That's interesting No, I thought that was just like you liked it And then it went off into Oh, you didn't realise that it went off to a database? It'll be fine, it'll be fine

It'll mostly be cars and rugby news, I'd say Okay, there's a car You've liked a car, yes That's interesting Here's some all blacks posts Yeah, I told you, yeah, good There's a car. You've liked a car. Yes, that's interesting. Here's some all blacks posts. Yeah, I told you. Yeah, good, good. There's a girl in a bikini.

Who? It'll be a... Is it a friend of yours? Yeah, it'll be a friend. It'll be a friend who's on holiday. She looks really good in that. Yeah, she's a really good friend. Oh, there's another bikini pic.

Okay, all right, yeah. What's your point? There's a lot of car pictures in here. Yeah, yeah. Cars and boobs, that's pretty much it. Yeah, that's, to be honest. That's all you like. That's exactly what I thought.

What do you use Instagram for? Basically, you just use it to look at pictures of the things that you like. And so, yeah, I've got rugby cars and boobs in there. I'm just going to look at mine. Hold on. Oh, cars and boobs. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I want to ask you a question, Brie. Do you think there is actually such thing as accidentally releasing a node? Yeah. Yeah? 100% with technology these days. Okay. I want to run this story past you and you see if this person fits the bill

of an accidental leak. Like you think if you genuinely didn't think he knew what he was doing. Australian guy called Nick Youngquest. Interesting. He's a former NRL player turned male model. Nick Youngquest, yeah. Nick Youngquest.

He's hot. Yeah, he's hot. He's a good-looking fella. He has... Good-looking rooster. He used to play for, not the roosters, the Bulldogs and the Sharks. In fact, everyone except the roosters. St. George and...

He has 89,000 Instagram followers. Okay. So he's doing all right. A lot of shirtless pics and stuff. He's put up a picture of himself at the beach, and it's full nude. He's completely naked in the photo. Fully Starkers.

It's frontal. He's showing his six pack, showing his tats. He's doing the classic pose where you run your hand through your hair so your arm is up and it shows the flex of your bicep as well. Now, he's put that up knowingly and he's put a Portuguese flag over his nether regions. He's man business. He's put an emoji flag over there.

Like he's put it in, I guess you do it in story and then upload it. Was the flag on a pole? The flag was flying at half mast. Oh, was it? Something to do, he's announcing a partnership with Tourism Portugal. He's a model. He'll be doing some influencing. That's not the point.

The point is, and you can actually go and see this right now in our Bree and Clint Instagram story, is the shadow that is cast from his downstairs operation is clearly evident on the upper part of his leg. So even though he's covered the actual shish kebab, the shadow is very evident in the photo. Yeah, the whole kebab. In fact, I wonder if the shadow is slightly flattering

because you know when you get them later in the afternoon, shadows become longer. They can stretch out. And it looks like this photo was then taken long into the afternoon. This photo was taken very late. Very late in the afternoon. Either that or he needs more Portuguese flags to cover his flagpole, if you know what we mean.

As if he didn't see that. As if he didn't see it. As if. He's come out and he's gone, oh, no, that's so embarrassing that that photo's got out there, a picture that makes me look like I've got a massive anaconda. The photo's going ballistic. Yeah, it is. It's the biggest thing he's ever posted.

Oh, that was a bad turn of phrase. It is the most popular thing he's ever put on his Instagram. A similar thing has happened to a good friend of mine, actually. Yeah. He posts really kind of artsy photos and he does a few like naked, semi-naked kind of photos on his Instagram. Okay, yep. And this one time he's posted a photo and it was literally just from the belly button down.

Yep. And it's him fully naked and he's holding a pot plant over his business. And the pot plant's got like vines and stuff coming out of it. It was when he realised that in the photo a part of himself was just poking out the bottom, like just the tiniest bit out the bottom, just the top of the beanie. And he had to take it down. Right, but once it's out there, it's out there.

Oh, I screenshot it. The thing about the internet, once you hit post, once you hit send, it doesn't matter what you do. It's gone. It is immortalised. In fact, as soon as it goes into the cloud, it's there forever. Let's be completely honest. What is the cloud anyway?

The cloud is what Apple invented to get people in trouble. It is a dumb place. Apple, dumb from you. No one likes the cloud. Get rid of the damn cloud. 0800 dial ZM. This could be a slightly embarrassing one for people this afternoon. When did you accidentally release a nude?

When did you stuff up? Did you send a sexy pic that was meant for your partner to your parents? Did you send an X-rated shot that was meant for the doctor to your boss? This is my boil. I call her Susan, 0800DALZM or text us on 9696. We want your nude stories this afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're asking the question this afternoon,

have you accidentally released one of your nudes? Have you maybe uploaded it somewhere that it shouldn't be uploaded? Someone saw it that shouldn't? An NRL player cum model has put up a photo where there is a very, very, very clear shadow of the Nether Region operation. And just for good measure, producer Ellie has made sure you can see that picture in our Bree and Clint Instagram story. Very thoughtful of her. I still think he knew.

I think he definitely knew because everyone's talking about it now and it's still up there. And it's a good photo for him. Let's just say that. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. It's a photo you'd want people to be seeing. Good or bad, has that happened to you? That's what we're asking this afternoon.

Someone on the text machine said, I woke up one Sunday morning to a boob shot on Snapchat. It was from my own sister. She obviously had too many brewskis and sent it to the wrong person. I thought it was hilarious. But she didn't. What's a nip between sisters, right? If you can't share those, what can you share?

How do you know it was between sisters? That's a very good point. Hi, Laura. Hi. Has this happened to you, Laura? It hasn't happened to me. It happened to a friend. Sure it did.

She was doing the whole long distance relationship thing and thought she'd send an X-rated video to her partner over Snapchat, but instead of sending it privately, put it up on her story. No! Oh yeah. And it got worse

because she didn't realise until her sister sent her a message saying hey, you might want to take that down. How long was it up? How long was it up? A good three or four hours. No! Oh, yeah.

Thank God we don't use Snapchat anymore. That thing is ruining lives. That's dangerous. Yeah. Because you wouldn't do it on Instagram, would you? No, it's different kind of content. Isn't it? I don't think we will send such – maybe they do.

Maybe I'm just out of touch, but who knows? You're married. Yeah, I'm not getting anything sent to me. Look, I'm asking for it, but I'm not getting any. Hey, Claire. Hi.

Claire, what happened to you? So my now husband was away on a work-fishing trip. Okay. Sent me a really explicit photo. Fair enough. And a few weeks later, I had deleted it

because I know the danger. Yep. And it got saved to the cloud. That damn cloud. Right? I'm not a fan. I hate the cloud. And I scrolled through these photos

talking to my mum. I don't even know what I was showing her. And this photo pops up, and we're sitting side by side on the couch, and she sort of looks at me, and I look at her, and she starts to giggle, and I've never heard my mum giggle. And she knows what's happened. I know what's happened. So your mum has seen your husband's business.

Complete, and it's full. That's okay, husband's business. Complete. And it's full. Yep. That's okay. It's okay. Was it a good photo? Like, was it impressive? It was impressive.

Yeah. As they say. She pretended it wasn't. She said, oh, I'll pretend that you downloaded that. And I sort of yelled, oh, that's worse. And she just got up and went home. As they say in the army, he was ready for action. Hi, Caroline.

Hi, how are you? Caroline, what happened? Well, we have a friend that we were at the gym with and she was real proud of her weight loss. So she sent a photo with her on the scales with her figure of how much she weighs. What she failed to understand was the scales were glass scales. And so she stood on them naked and she sent the picture to all the boys and all the girls with her weight and all of her pink bits and shins.

No, no, no, no, no. Undercarriage, undercarriage. Oh, no. Oh, hey. That was the funniest thing ever. Hey, at least her weight loss photo would have got a good reaction, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it did. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot

I forgot one criteria in there Brie What's that? She's tanned Super tanned We're off to LA tomorrow to chase a movie star

himself Channing Tatum so we've got ourselves very dark spray tans so we can fit in in Hollywood Today your chance to see the latest Hollywood blockbuster Lisa of Channing Tatum. So we've got ourselves very dark spray tan so we can fit in in Hollywood. Today,

your chance to see the latest Hollywood blockbuster, Lisa. Tickets to Disney's Aladdin up for grabs. Are you a movie nut? Do you know your films? I've seen quite a few

in my time. Yep, that'll help. That'll definitely help. So have I, Lisa. So have I. Last week we played the Channing Tatum round.

I've got these on your brain. Yeah. Every movie last week was Channing Tatum themed. It had Channing in the film. This week, to throw a bit of a curveball in there, only one film is a Channing Tatum film, but I want you constantly trying to figure out which film that is. So I'm not going to tell you which one it is.

You're giving a lot of hints these days for this game, aren't you? I'm just enjoying theming it. Don't worry, mate. You're still ahead. It's 14 games to Bree, four games to New Zealand. Lisa, your buzzer is your name. Good luck, everybody. Good luck, Lisa.

Best of three. Don't wait for me to finish the plot, by the way. Movie number one. Diana, Princess of the Amazon. Lisa. Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is correct. Jeez.

Whoa. You may have met your match here. I haven't seen that film, so I don't mind that much. Okay. But nice. That was very quick. You've got to see Wonder Woman,

by the way. Yeah, I know. Apparently it's amazing. Gal Gadot. Unbelievable. Okay. Movie number two. A Nesca.

Brie. Brie. Teledagon Eyes. Teledagon Eyes. Correct. Get in. Wow. That wasCAR... Brie. Brie. Talladega Nights. Talladega Nights, correct. Get in! Wow, that was just as good as Lisa's one. All right, Lisa, tiebreaker. You ready?

Yep. She doesn't care as much as me. For the tickets to Aladdin. My palms are sweaty. I think it's the tan. Movie number three. Don't sweat. It'll go streaky. In 1999, Ken returns to his old high school in Richmond, California

to get the basketball team into shape. Bree. Bree. Coach Carter. Coach Carter is... Get in there! Absolutely correct. Woo!

The game, everyone. And that's the movie with Channing Tatum in it. That's the Channing Tatum movie. Yeah, well done. Sorry, Least No Game, but seeing as you got one of them correct, we're going to give you the tickets to Channing Tatum in it. That's the Channing Tatum movie. Yeah, well done. Sorry, Lise, no game. But seeing as you got one of them correct, we're going to give you the tickets to Disney's Aladdin.

Well done. Enjoy that, Lise. Oh, awesome. Thank you. No worries. Hey, she's happy. I'm happy. I think sometimes you intimidate people. What do you mean?

I think they come all the way to the big dance and then they meet you here and you're like, I'm going to rip your head off. But look at your special skill. If you call it up, you've got to dance the dance. Every year the government releases a budget. Now, stick with me. I know this is boring politics chat.

Every year they put out a document that basically says how they're going to spend all your tax money. And this year it includes a big improvement for the gold card, the super gold card. Okay. Which is the best part of getting old. You get a card when you retire, which means you get free buses, cheap food. They can go to Waiheke Island for free.

That's good, right? That's awesome. They're moving the gold card to be an app. So with that comes complications because if you're old, you need to know how to work an app. And that means you need a smartphone. What's my password? So with that, they're also investing $600,000

into what they're calling digital literacy training for the older generation, which is good, right? Which is what all of us here, millennials, do for our parents anyway. Pay us the money, government. We are teaching the older generation. Yeah, hopefully it pays off and you get less calls about how to work the smart function of the TV, but it remains to be seen yet.

Look, I feel like I should audition because I feel like I can make some extra money. If the government are investing, someone's got to teach them. I feel like I want to call my mum right now as an audition and I'm going to try and get her to do some stuff with her smartphone. Oh, okay. I'm going to try and teach her some technology. She's not too good with it?

She's not the best. Does she have a touchscreen phone? She does. Yeah. So that's a start. Let's see how she goes with downloading a photo, et cetera, et cetera. Rana. Hi, Mum.

How are you going? Not too bad. Hey, we're just about to start the show, but I need your help real quick on something. Yeah, what's that? We need that photo that Ellie sent to you yesterday. She said that she sent you a photo. Yeah, look, I don't know if it came through, to be honest, but I'll check it now.

Okay. So go into... Put me on speaker. Okay. Oh, it looks like... Yeah, something's come through. Okay. It looks like a photo.

Right, so I need you to go to that photo. Wait a minute. Where did it go? Yeah, here we are. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I need you to save that photo to your camera reel. My camera reel. Oh, for God's sake, Brianna.

Honestly. Do you know how to do that? No, I don't. So I've got the photo in front of me. What do I press then? So I think you press hold down. So hold it down. So hold.

Yeah, and it becomes big. I know that. Yes. And it becomes more copy save. So, save. Save, yeah. Save. So, that should go into your camera reel.

It didn't go anywhere. So, go into where you look at your photos. Okay, I'll have a look and see if it's gone in there. Yeah, I've looked at it. Look at your, oh, yeah, it went into my photos. I didn't know that. Amazing. Now I need you to get onto your email.

Yeah. Can you open your email on your phone? Yes. It's message mail, mail. That's the one? Yeah. So you need to send it to Ellie. So E-L-L-I-E.

Yep. Dot. Yep. Harwood. H-A-R-W-O-O-D. H-A-R-W-O-O-D at N-Z-M-E. E-N-Z. No, N-Z-M. Oh, N. Yeah, N. N-Z-M-E. M-E. No, nzme.co.nz. Yep. And then I need you to add the photo into the email. It's already going.

It's already going to go with it. Okay. There's invalid address. There's not appeared to be a valid email address. Do you want to send it anyway? Can I just... Hi, mum and dad, it's Clint. How are you going, mate?

Going good. I just wanted to check, what frame rate did you set the photo to? What? What? What? What resolution have you sent the photo at? What frame rate?

What do you mean, what frame rate? What resolution? How sent the photo at? What frame rate? What do you mean what frame rate? What resolution? How do I check resolution? Oh, wait a minute. I didn't put a comma on the end of it. That might have been the problem. Wait a minute. I'll have to start again.

All right. Start again. I'm supposed to be meeting your father for lunch. All right. We got to go to a song, but we'll come back to you, okay? We'll come back. Really? So hold there for a second.

Hold there. We'll give you a minute. Back in a second. ZM, Bree and Clint, you just joined us. We left you with Mama Di, who's trying to send us an email of a photo from her phone. She's struggling. Yeah. Are you still there? I'm still here.

How'd you go? What do you mean, how did I go? I think I had a comma at the end. It said something about the framework or something. So did you send the photo or not? No, it said it wouldn't send. Hey, Mum, don't worry about it. We've actually already got the photo.

It's all good. Oh, Brianna. We'll just use the one we've got, eh? I mean, your one would have been nice. Thanks, Glenn. Thanks for that. I was just wasting how much of my life then doing nothing. Maybe the bit rate was too high Don't worry about it

Love you Bye mum see ya Love you guys Sounds like their training couldn't come soon enough to be honest This Friday we are off to Los Angeles to chase Tatum Brianna's amazing enough to be honest. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This Friday, we are off to Los Angeles to chase Tatum.

Brianna's amazing. ZM's Bree and Clint are chasing Tatum. If you've missed it, he follows Bree on Instagram, so we're going to go and ask him why. I don't know how

you would have missed it. We never mention it. I mean, yeah, we don't like talking about it too much. It's kind of embarrassing if anything, really. We've been on the quest for about two weeks now. We never mention it. I mean, yeah, we don't like talking about it too much. It's kind of embarrassing, if anything, really. We've been on the quest for about two weeks now.

We are going to LA tomorrow night and we found out some bad news earlier. Yeah, we did get some bad news in the form of a news report. A famous couple has arrived in Iceland. English singer and songwriter Jessie J and American actor and singer Channing Tatum were spotted strolling around downtown Reykjavik yesterday afternoon. The couple visited stores on Banker Streetie

and then walked down to Oster Streetie. Tatum and Jesse Jay have been in a relationship since last year. Blah, blah, right, we get it. So we're flying 12 hours from New Zealand to LA and they've flown 12 hours from LA to Iceland. But he's a busy guy. He's a busy guy, private jet, come home whenever they want. He could be for the weekend.

Yeah, he's a California guy too. He won't want to be away from the heat for too long. And he's got kids. Yeah, and we're not there for a few days there yet. So that's not a problem, okay? We are remaining positive about that part of our quest. Yes. We do want to find him though.

And someone I know said to me yesterday, obviously you guys are going over there and it's organised, right? You'll be able to meet him at the end of the trip. Like you guys will have something behind the scenes organised. No, we don't. We don't. We are going there on a wing and a prayer in the hopes that something we do gets his attention

and he wants to meet up. He wants to catch up and hang out with us. God, that sounds desperate now that I say it out loud, but that's what we're going to do. Oh, the whole plan is desperate. You have the job because you have the direct line to him of trying to catch his attention. And you've used your Instagram story today to try and go,

hey, Channing, I'm here, I'm coming, look at me. He used to watch my story every now and then. I since haven't seen him recently watching it. Yeah. But there's quite a few people that do watch it so I can't really figure out if he is tuning in. I'm going to say no. You've posted a story this afternoon

and you have tagged him. I just want to hear it. We're going to play it out now. We're going to play your story. Main thing was to play it cool. Play it cool and that's what I want you to hear. I think I downplayed it a lot just kept it real breezy.

This is Bree's video to Channing Tatum. Has she played it cool? You be the judge. A famous couple. No, not that one. Hey guys, real casual.

Channing Tatum, if you're watching this because I know we're friends on Instagram. Super casual, not a big deal. Come into LA. You live in LA.

Let's catch up for a coffee because we're friends and we follow each other and let me know. Let's keep it real breezy. Oh, it's not breezy if you say breezy. Breezy. Cool. Do we play it cool? Hearing it back.

Once again, he was also tagged in that story. Kept it breezy Yeah, I think it was cool I think it was very cool Yep Hey, worst case scenario We get a free trip to LA Oh shit

Brie and Clint The podcast ZMA It's my birthday It's my birthday Brie and Clint's birthday banger You give us your birthdays We figure out what was number one on your 16th

and then we figure out which is the best out of the three. Hi, Nadia. Nadia. Sorry. Nadia. It's a pretty normal name. I was going to call her Nadine. I just...

Nadia. I think some of this spray tan has gone into my brain. Perhaps. Nadia, what's your birthday? 18th of May, 1980. Okay, Nadia, you were 16 in your birthday? 18th of May, 1980. Okay, Nadia, you were 16 in 1996 on the 18th of May, and this is your birthday banger.

Oh, how appropriate. We leave for California on Friday, and your birthday banger is Tupac California Love. Do you love it? Yeah, it's okay. I love that when I'm so jazzed about it. I'm like, you love it? You love it?

They're like, eh, it's all right. Could be worse, Nadia. I was hoping for Anastasia. It's okay. Let's go to Kelly. Hey, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi.

What's your birthday, Kelly? 27th of March, 1995. Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 27th of March, and back in 2011, this topped the charts. It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need your money, money. Also very appropriate. What are the chances? We're looking for Channing Tatum and his girlfriend's song,

Price Tag, comes up just before we leave. Are you happy about that one, Kelly? I'm really happy about that. That was a good song. Yeah. Last one. What is this going to turn up? Hey, Sue.

Hey. What's your birthday, Sue? 29th of March, 1969. All right, Sue. You were 16 in 1985 on the 29th of March. And back in the 80s, this was number one. I want to do what love is. I want you to show me.

How appropriate. I want to know what love is. I just want Channing Tatum to show me what love is. Who's it by? That's a good question. Do you know, Sue? No, I don't. How do you feel about the song?

It's your birthday banger. Yeah, no, I think it's rigged with the other two. I think I'm... Are you accusing us, Sue, of rigging birthday banger? Oh, I'd never do that. On national radio, Sue. Sue, cast a vote. What do you want to hear, Tupac or Jessie J?

Oh, Jessie J. Jessie J? Yeah. Yeah? Not Tupac? What do you think? You're always such a fence sitter in this segment. Come on.

Make a decision. What do you think? I thought Tupac. Okay. I figured if the rule is what do you hear on ZM more often, you hear Jessie J more often than you hear Tupac. When was the last time anyone out there heard Jessie J? Yeah.

Anyone? When was the last time you guys heard it? They don't even know what we're talking about. Even our own producers aren't listening to the show. I'm just going to play California Love. There you go. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger, Brian Clint, ZM. Here's the winner of Birthday B the city of good old once

In the city, city of cotton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin' Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest Like a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state where the bomb ass him be The state where you never find a dance floor empty

And Pimps be on a mission for them greens Leave me money making machines, serving fiends I've been in the game for ten years making rap tunes Ever since Honey's was wearing Sassoon Now it's 95 and they clock me and watch me Diamond shining, looking like a robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to the Bay Your city is the bomb

If your city making pay Throw up a finger, you feel the same way Straight putting it down for California California, California Blue side of party Blue, yeah California, California Loose at a party California Loose at a party In the city

In the city City of buildings City of things City of good and low Wants good thoughts In the city City of content Keep it rockin'

Keep it rockin' Yeah, I'm not sick, come on Shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, mama Come on, shake it, come on Shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, Cali. Shake it, Cali. Shake it, shake it, shake it. That's right.

Shake it, shake it, shake it. Shake it, shake it, shake it. Shake it, Cali. Out on a bell, fresh out of jail, California dreamin'. Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin'. Feenin' for money and alcohol for life. I'm a Westside player with Cali style and a strong ball. Only in Cali will we riot, not rally to live and die. In L.A. we wear chucks, not pallets. Yeah, that's right. We'll be right back. It's Westside, so you know to roll a bell down the no man Say what you say, but give me that bar beat from Drake

Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sactown, the Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they Mac down California, California Who knows how to party? Who knows how to party? California, California Who knows how to party?

Come on, baby, in the city South Central That's right. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Good choice. Tupac and California Love. Oh, no, me tan's coming off. Your spray tan's rubbing off.

Oh, no. How did that happen? Yeah, that's all right, mate. We can do some touch-ups on you. I'll get a vivid, colour you into the airport. Okay, cool. We'll be okay. We can do some touch-ups on you. I'll get a vivid. Kelly, you're one of the airport. Okay, cool. We'll be okay. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Last night, I was very generous and I said to you, I want to share some banter, a bit of a pick-up line that I think will get you anywhere. A Brie Thomasale original, one that you came up with. Can I ask, have you tried it yourself? I have. Yeah? I have. Yeah.

I have tried it. And? It's gone down well. Okay. It's gone down well. That's all I'll say. You don't need to give us too much information. That's all I'll say.

I can tell by the raised eyebrow and the wink you're giving me. I'm not winking at you. She's doing that thing with her finger guns. She's going, yeah. Yeah. I don't want to say too much, but hubba hubba. If you missed it yesterday, I'll give it to you yeah. Yeah. I don't want to say too much, but hubba hubba. If you missed it yesterday, I'll give it to you again. Yeah.

So the pick-up line, say you're texting with someone, and I'll text them first and I'll say, if you're going to cook something for someone to impress them, what would you cook? And I'd say, oh, I'd probably do my world-famous lasagna. And then you reply with, sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. Yeah, you'd blow off those finger guns.

Whoa, holster those things, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like I said before, it's cheeky. Yes. It's funny, but it also leaves the door wide open to the other person to reply back, ha, ha, ha, okay then, let's do this thing. Exactly. You know? So, I mean, you and I both think it's decent.

Yeah. But I thought I'd test it on some people who are out in the office here at ZM. Oh, you've gone out and hit on some people at ZM? Pretty much. We've got the results and then we'll discuss how we think it went afterwards. Okay, sure thing. Maybe like a really nice curry because I feel like you can't really stuff that up too much. Sounds delicious.

I'm free Wednesday. That's kind of funny. Maybe chicken fajitas. I'm free Wednesday. Sounds delicious. Yeah, no, I'm free then too. Oh chicken fajitas. I'm free Wednesday. Sounds delicious. Yeah, no, I'm free then too. Oh, got it. I would try and sweep them off their feet. What would you cook for them?

Thai food. Sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. Smooth, bro. That was smooth. I'd cook them lasagna. Sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. Nah. Oh, free Wednesday. Nah. Oh, damn it.

Sausages. And I would say, sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. And then I'd say, see you then. Boom. See? She's in. It's brilliant.

Lock it in. So good news. Sounds like you're in a relationship with soundkeeper Gary. Also, how good is the person out there, if you were looking to impress someone with a meal, what would you cook? Oh, probably sausages. Hey.

If you're looking to prepare a meal that says romance, it says love, it says let's take this thing to the bedroom, what are you going to cook? I think of a sausage. Sausages. Maybe deviled sausages. Maybe some mashed potato. And bees.

It's a nice line. Let us know if it works for you. Go for New Zealand. Use it willingly. I don't want to do that. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM.

In the news today, actress Natalie Portman has lashed out at US singer Moby when she is sick of hearing him claim that they dated when she was younger. Yeah, Dee McCarthy was telling about us as a spy earlier. Yeah, so apparently Moby, the singer, claims that they dated when he was 33 and she was 18. She's over it. Embarrassing. We talked about this before the show and

obviously we were talking about Natalie Portman. Everyone in the room knew who Natalie Portman was. Producers, everyone knows who Natalie Portman is. Yeah, we know who she is. Star Wars. Super famous actress and of course everyone knows who massive juggernaut

musical superstar. Musician Moby is, right? I don't know who he was, nah. Yeah, no, not familiar with that one. Nah, unfortunately. Moby. Yeah. Moby, you know this guy.

I can't visual him. Moby. This guy. Moby. Massive. Had the album play. Moby. I don't recognise this song.

You know Moby, bald guy. Nah. That is cool though, that song. Yeah, it's a Moby song. It's a Moby song. You know,

Moby. Yep, I know that one. Yeah, we know that one. It was on a Lazy Sunday album that our parents owned. If not the biggest musician

in the world at one time. It was the first time that I felt truly out of touch, I think. I looked at you and I went, oh my God, Clint, we're old. Well, are we old? Are we old or are they stupid? Yeah, are we old? Are we old or are they just, are they ignorant? Or are the producers ignorant?

I mean, I don't want to be that meme where it goes, it's not me, it's the kids who are out of touch. And to decide if we're old or if the producers are stupid, we have our jury on the phones right now. Welcome to the show, jury member number one, Tanya. Hello, Tanya. Now, Tanya, first of all, how old are you? 38. 38.

Now, Moby, you've just heard some of his songs. Do you know who Moby is? Yes. You went too early, but give it to us anyway. Yes, I do. Yeah, go. Thank God, Tanya. Thank goodness.

So we've got one to us. One for us. Hi, Marla. Maya. Maya. Hello. How old are you, Maya? 10. Oh, well, we're really in trouble here. No, Marla. Maya. Maya. Hello. How old are you, Maya? 10.

Oh, well, we're really in trouble here. No, maybe not. Maybe not. Maya, do you know who Moby is? No. Yeah. Yes, Maya. She's 10.

Yeah. She's 10. Well, Tanya was 38, so okay. Okay, let's move slightly towards the middle. Hi, Kizan. Hi. Kizzan. Hi. Keezan, how old are you? I'm 14.

14. Okay, Moby. Do you know who Moby is? No. Yeah. Yep. Yes. All right.

So another one for us. We're old at the moment. He headlined Rhythm and Vines. He's in all those Eminem songs. In 1983. Hayden. Hayden. G'day. Hayden, welcome to the show. He's in all those Eminem songs. In 1983. Hayden, Hayden. G'day.

Hayden, welcome to the show. How old are you? 21. 21. Hayden, of course. You're in the prime of your life, Hayden. Love some music, Hayden. The prime age.

You love it. Hayden. Do you know who Moby is? Yes, I do. Yes! We're all tied up. God bless you, Hayden. Grace. Hey, Grace.

Hi. Grace, you sound nice. You sound lovely. Grace, how old are you? I'm a 10-year-old. No, but you sound like a smart 10-year-old who's music savvy. You've got a Spotify account. You know what you're talking about. Grace, the 10-year-old.

Do you know who Moby is? No, but mum said he's the most bald dude. Doesn't count. Doesn't count. Technically, one for you guys and one for us. Yeah, okay, yeah, alright. Mum said he's the most bald dude. Three all.

Is it three all? Yeah, here we go. We need the next one. No pressure, Sam. Come on, Sam. Sam all. Is it three all? Yes, Winnie. Here we go. We need the next one. No pressure, Sam. Come on, Sam. Sam. You will decide whether we are old or they are stupid. Just say no.

Here we go. Hang on. Hang on. How old are you, Sam? 21. 21. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Sam. Do you know who Moby is? I'm sorry. I don't. Yes! Oh, my back hurts, actually. Yeah, actually, it's about my bedtime, to be honest. I've got to have some dinner.

I've got to get out of here. It's past five, I've got to have my dinner. All right. Anyway, here's to Moby. You're on The Hits. It turns out. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

There is a man who's currently on the run in New York City. It turns out. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There is a man who's currently on the run in New York City. His name is Yose... Oh. What? His name is Jose. Damn it. God damn it. Oh, that's okay.

His name is Jose Sims. He's 29 and he's believed to be somewhere in New York City. There's seven warrants out for his arrest. Yeah, what's he done? He's done a lot of stuff. I'm not going to name all the things, but there's a lot. Anyway. Any real bad stuff?

Yeah, look, not great. He's not the kind of guy you want to cross? No. But what I find interesting is... God, he'll be gutted to know you got his name wrong. I know, right? You're a marked woman. Hey, well, you wait till you hear the story that's actually happened.

So the Torrington Police Department actually got in touch with him through Facebook. Yeah. And they said to him, look... You're under arrest. You're under arrest. Facebook message, you're under arrest. Turn yourself in. We're going to get you.

Yeah. Anyway, Jose Sims wrote back to them and he said, look, I'll make you a deal. Okay. I will turn myself in if the post on your Facebook page about me gets 20,000 likes. Ha ha! What a legend! So, um, the lieutenant negotiated him down to 15,000 likes. Yeah. And said, deal.

I looked at this story, um, this morning at about 9.30 in the morning. Yeah. It had about 9.5 thousand likes. Far up from just a police station Facebook page. So it was going well. Yeah. Get the drum roll ready. The update on the amount of likes that Jose Sims post has gotten on the City of Torrington

to Police Department Facebook page is 19,000 likes. Oh, he's done. He's cooked. He's got to hand himself in in He should have kept it at 20 What does he get out of that? Is he like Is he looking to be like A prison influencer?

What would that be called? A primfluencer? A prison An influent An inmatefluencer Inmatefluencer See there's a pun in everything You've just gotta look for it

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