ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 24th 2019

Episode Date: May 24, 2019

When did you lose your passport?Dean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekWhere is Channing now…Is this the worst date ever?Bree has a suit guy1 Second song challenge!Friday-okeBree gets a... great surpriseBirthday Banger!Baby name suggestionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We can go on together, with suspicious minds. With suspicious minds. We can go on together. Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Oh, I just got a text message on my watch. Oh, is that your Samsung watch? Welcome to the future everybody. It is the future.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Anybody want to know how many steps I've done today? Here you go. 69. Wait. 6974. I, go on. 69. Wait. 6974. I was going to say 69 is nothing. I was like, what have you been doing? Why are you here, by the way, Ellie?
Starting point is 00:00:33 I'm just coming and just welcoming myself to the podcast. Producer Ellie, what have you got? Well, I do have something. So a lovely guy called Paul reached out to us. He follows ZM and he loves our show and he knows our whole journey about Channing Tatum okay and he works for a place called tags are us tags are us.co.nz and he's given us little cute luggage tags that we can wear on our bags when we go to LA oh that's so nice so here's your two Clint oh wow yeah cute eh that is so cool there's Brie. And then Ben and I have got some too. Yeah, how cute. These are awesome.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Yeah. Now, obviously, I mean, I have my Coru tags. Of course. Which is the sign of any good traveler. Hey, yours expires next week, so these will be coming handy for you, mate. These are very cool. They're cool, mate. What was his name? Paul from Tags R Us.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Oh, thanks, Paul. Yeah. It's got my name on it. It's got my phone number on it. Oh, it's got May 2019, hashtag Chasing Tatum. Oh, he's done well. Yeah, got my name on it. It's got my phone number on it. It's got May 2019. Hashtag Chasing Tatum. Oh, he's done well. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:01:29 How cute. How do you get my phone number? Is that publicly listed? Paul. Oh, I'm obsessed with these. These are cute, eh? These are cool. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I got another text on my watch. Oh, sorry. Who from? Read it out. It's from my wife. Read it out. She sent me a link to the Goop podcast. I'm not 100% sure why.
Starting point is 00:01:49 She should be listening to this podcast. Oh, that's really cool. Thank you, Paul. We thoroughly appreciate it. We've got some really, really great listeners of this show. We do. It's awesome. We've got to get out of here. We've got a flight to catch to Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Next time you hear us, we'll be live from America. Maybe we'll be like those obnoxious people who go overseas and develop an accent. Oh, I hope so. Actually, listen out for this, because while we're in LA, which is from Monday, we're going to be doing every show in an American accent. Yeah. Yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:02:18 what I just said. Remember, did you? Let me stop you there because I've got a special announcement and no one's released this yet. Next week we're going to have American accents. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Oh my God. Yeah. I did float that idea with the crew yesterday and no one was keen. Do you not listen to me? What accent would you go for? What American accent would you guys go for? I'd go for a basic valley bitch.
Starting point is 00:02:47 I'd go for a southern accent. Oh, a southern accent. Yeah, and all of a southern accent. Yeah, it's quite a thing. Can you do one, though? Fuck you. See you guys again at the airport. Here we are, everybody.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Good afternoon. Welcome to Friday. Hello, team. Hello, team. You'll have to excuse us if we're a little bit excited because today is the day that we leave for Los Angeles
Starting point is 00:03:21 Chasing Channing. Our goal, get Channing Tatum on this show for you and for Bree, really. For everyone to enjoy. Yeah, everybody gets a bit of Channing Tatum. If we get Channing, you get Channing.
Starting point is 00:03:33 That's the way we're looking at it, right? I agree. We will fly tonight on an Air New Zealand flight. Thanks to Grab A Seat. Straight to LA, a 12-hour flight. We'll land there. It will be Saturday? Saturday. It'll be Friday. It will be Saturday? Saturday.
Starting point is 00:03:47 It'll be Friday. Oh, we're going back in time. It'll be Saturday here. So we'll leave at 9 o'clock Friday. Mate. And we'll arrive at 3 o'clock on Friday. Don't try and figure it out, okay? It's too difficult.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Either way, the show is live from LA all week next week as we chase Tatum. Hashtag chasing Tatum. There's a lot of pressure. And we have some updates about where he is at the moment, don't we? Yeah, some very important updates that will roll out throughout the show. Also a surprise for you coming up in the show today as well. Not going to say anything too much just yet, but it's going to be fun.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Where's the surprise? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Just don't think about it too much. Okay. Okay, just relax. Relax. Enjoy yourself.
Starting point is 00:04:24 I'm just looking forward to the Koru Club. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. I't worry about it. Just don't think about it too much. Okay. Okay, just relax. Enjoy yourself. I'm just looking forward to the Koru Club. Oh yeah. Hell yeah, I'm coming for you. Our whole team. I'm coming for those tiny sandwiches. Stock the fridges. Tiny sandwiches. Stock the fridges. Get the glasses ready. We're on our way. We're going to hit three more Friday jams
Starting point is 00:04:40 before we get into this. Then we'll have the brand new Ed Sheeran, Chance the Rapper. That's coming up shortly, but before then, here's some Rihanna. Brie and Clint, shut up and drive. Friday afternoon, ZM. We're headed to LA tonight, and I read a story on the internet that sent shivers up my spine and it was about a guy who was travelling in England and he lost his passport.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Right. Worst nightmare. You and I had this conversation on the way in today and I looked at you and I said, how dumb would you have to be on the day you're going on a flight to lose your passport or to leave it at home? It's the one thing you need to take. Yeah, but it happens.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I know it happens, but you could literally forget everything else you have. You could forget your phone charger, your undies. You could leave your whole suitcase behind. As long as you still have your passport, you're going on the flight. You could even leave your whole wallet at home, couldn't you? Yeah, you could get away without a wallet.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I mean, you wouldn't be able to eat much, but you could get away without a wallet. So this guy's name is Joe Hunter, and he was in a bar in England and he's left his passport at the bar. He went back to the bar, nah, nowhere to be seen. The passport's long gone.
Starting point is 00:05:54 He had to get an emergency passport. So it always gets me about the rogue dogs who use their passport for their ID in town. Like, you know you're going out and you know you're going to have a few jars. What part of you thinks you're in any kind of state to be carrying around the most important document you own?
Starting point is 00:06:09 Producer Ellie did this when we were in Brisbane literally two weeks ago. She goes, do you think it'd be fine if I took my passport out? And I looked at her and I went, I've seen you on the lemonades. Probably not. Stuff it down your boob. She'll be right. Literally, that's where she put it. Nice and safe. It's a bit sweaty.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Anyway, this guy lost the passport. He goes, I'll never see that passport again. Two years later, he gets the most random inbox from a young gentleman who wanted to thank him. He said, hey, mate, you don't know me, but I got handed down your passport from one of my mates and I've been using it to go out clubbing and to bars for the last 18 months. He goes, I've just turned 18.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I just thought I'd send you a message and say thank you. That is so good. And they look the same. Yeah. They look really similar. Yeah. I wouldn't hold it against the guy. So long as he hasn't used my ID for any kind of serious fraud,
Starting point is 00:07:03 you know, so long as he hasn't been going around to old people's houses and saying, give me your life savings. If he's just using it to get into the bar a year early. Just go to the bars. Good on him. Yep. And you don't expect a thank you note. Like anytime somebody steals anything off you, you don't expect a thank you note. I guess he didn't steal it.
Starting point is 00:07:18 No, he didn't steal it. Anyway, Joe found it hilarious and he goes, no worries, mate. Keep it. Keep it. I've got another one now and he sent him a picture of it yeah and the passport's torn up doesn't matter what condition it's in
Starting point is 00:07:31 nah he goes it's been passed down from person to person he goes I'll pass it on to the next guy alright yep good on him
Starting point is 00:07:39 good on you Joe so I guess that's a nice story because obviously you don't want your passport getting into the wrong hands no which I want to hear from people this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM So I guess that's a nice story because obviously you don't want your passport getting into the wrong hands. No. Which I want to hear from people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Not good when we're just about to fly, but when did you lose your passport?
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, it could be good warning for us. And what happened? Yeah, where'd you lose it? Maybe you were travelling in a real foreign country and you had to stay there for an extra two weeks. Maybe it was ransomed off from you and they said, you need to give us this much money if you want your passport back. Maybe you hired a scooter in Bali and you gave them your passport as collateral. Don't do that. It's really, really dumb. Yeah. And then you crashed it and then you couldn't get it back. Maybe you're in a submarine with Jacques Cousteau exploring the depths of the ocean and Jacques took your passport from you and
Starting point is 00:08:23 you never saw it again. We don't know what calls we're going to get this afternoon. We just want your calls. 0800 dial ZM. Did you lose your passport? What happened? You can text us also on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
Starting point is 00:08:37 We're off to LA tonight. We are. And we were all discussing, you know, don't forget your passport. That's the only thing that you need to be able to get on that flight. Everything else you can buy there. Don't even need a ticket these days. As long as they can scan your passport, they'll know. That's it.
Starting point is 00:08:53 You're good to go. And we were talking about, I was actually telling you about a friend of mine who her and her brother were in America and they missed their flight because they had a big night on the Terps. And then they ended up getting on a flight and they flew to Hong Kong and they needed to catch this connecting flight back to New Zealand. And they ran from one terminal to the other terminal, left their passports in the taxi, ended up...
Starting point is 00:09:16 Living in Hong Kong. Pretty much. They're not back yet. They now live there. They're now still there. Forever. Can I just ask, I'm really enjoying the running repairs, Soundkeeper Gary. Is there any way that we could view that screen that has got all the callers on it?
Starting point is 00:09:31 That one there. Perfect. Thank you, guys. We have asked you this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-IT-M, when did you lose your passport and what was the tragedy that occurred after? Hey, Matt. How you doing? What happened, Matt?
Starting point is 00:09:46 Did you lose your passport? No, it wasn't me. Well, I went on a Kentucky, and this guy from your neck of the woods, Breeze. So how do you do? Bloody Australia. He went for backpackers and he got mugged, and he lost his shoes, everything.
Starting point is 00:10:03 And we were starting to feel sorry for him. We were like, what happened? And then as he took us back through it, he's like, I was drinking with these guys and the guy got a bottle out of his bag and said, I don't feel like drinking it. Do you want it? So it was obviously a spiked drink. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:10:19 That is terrifying. So he's done that. That was like three days before we left. And he needed it so he could get over to France. And then we get into Italy, and he's like, I don't know where my emergency passport is. Oh, no. They'd left it behind.
Starting point is 00:10:35 No! Old mate couldn't come to Amsterdam when he was talking about hooning the whole time there. Yeah. And he couldn't come because he had to go home because he had no money. I mean, the drinks biking thing was unfortunate. But if you lose two passports in one trip.
Starting point is 00:10:50 You're not meant to be travelling. Some people were just a liability. What about this text? Someone said, hey, guys, I lost my passport once. I'd gone through customs and had been in the tray for the X-ray part and it was picked up by a stranger by mistake. Try being on the other side of customs and you're ready to board the flight but you have no passport. Try being the other person going through customs and you whip out the other passport and they
Starting point is 00:11:14 go, this isn't you, who is this person? And you're going, uh, uh, uh, and try and talk your way out of that one. No, it's me. Why have you got someone else's passport? Hey, Nisha. Hey. Nisha, where did you lose your passport? So I lost my passport in Amsterdam, but I didn't actually realise until I landed in the UK and couldn't get through their customs there.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Nisha, had you... And in Amsterdam. In Amsterdam. I wonder what happened. I don't want to talk about it. Anything that may have affected your short-term memory that was consumed in Amsterdam? You know, it was so long ago, I don't even remember.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Great answer. Totally fine. Great answer. Michael's here. Hey, Michael. Hey, how's it going? Where did you lose your passport, ma'am? Middle of the, south of the, the bottom of South America.
Starting point is 00:11:59 I was on a Royal Navy ship as part of my OE, and the ship tried to sink, and then the Royal Navy had to destroy everything that was on the ship. Say again? I was on my OE and it was down around the Falkland Islands in South America and we were getting a lift back from the Falkland Islands on the Royal Navy ship and the Royal Navy ship decided to spring a leak, basically. And it tried to sink and we all got airlifted off,
Starting point is 00:12:30 but my stuff had to stay on the ship. Shut up. And then the ship didn't quite sink, but it sank enough that all of the stuff, the deck I was sleeping on, all of my stuff was in there. Yeah. You actually lived out the Titanic. Pretty much. Pretty close.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Was Rose there? Your passport is the heart of the ocean. I mean, it's probably more valuable than that. Please tell me, Michael, at the end, who was on the big door? You or Rose? No, I got
Starting point is 00:12:57 a helicopter off. Please tell me, Michael, the pencil drawings of you in the nude sitting on the couch survived the sink. Do we still have the pictures? I mean I've got my own personal ones but I've seen them online. It looks like it was very cold on that ship
Starting point is 00:13:13 It wasn't my priority Thanks Michael The podcast ZM. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean? Yes? Are you fizzing at the fact that we are going to be with you in the midst of your presence in the next 24 hours?
Starting point is 00:13:39 I'm literally at LAX just waiting at any gate, at Terminal B, just waiting by myself in the car. Yeah, have you got one of those signs that you hold up? You're like, you've got a Bree and Clint sign. Looking forward to seeing you when we land there. We're doing some stuff with you when we get there. But you've got some news for us today about Rihanna suing her dad. Rihanna is suing her dad.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Here's the deal, right? So as you may know, Rihanna has a very successful clothing brand and beauty brand called Fenty. It's named after her original, obviously her last name. Now, what happened is her dad, Rihanna's dad, went and opened other businesses using the Fenty name as well. One of those businesses was a talent agency for performance. Now, he name-dropped his daughter big time. He was like, I'm Rihanna's dad. I'll make you a star.
Starting point is 00:14:30 She's now suing the dad for using her brand name, Fenty, even though it's her last name, even though it's actually his last name. Yeah, he's had that last name longer than her, right? So I don't know how it's going to play out in court. All I know is this. Talk about an awkward Christmas dinner. That's going to play out in court. All I know is this. Talk about an awkward Christmas dinner. 100%. That's going to be awkward this year.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Imagine if your family is in such a mess that you're actually suing each other. That is just like, come on. What does Dad want out of it? Like if he wants free Rihanna tickets, maybe if he even wants some free Fenty Beauty. I'm sorry she'd sort him out if he needed it. But to go that far seems a little bit full on. God. Anyway, you also have news
Starting point is 00:15:07 about who is rumoured to be playing Wolverine very shortly. The rumour is getting circulation because over 30,000 people have signed an online petition to make the next Wolverine Danny DeVito. And we will snatch them,
Starting point is 00:15:24 carry them into the sewer, and toss them into a deep, dark, watery grave. There's a bit of Denny DeVito playing the penguin, I believe. That is so funny. I can't see it happening. Brilliant, though. Brilliant. You know, when I interviewed him recently, he's kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:15:43 You know that. Not to burst anyone's bubbles. He's kind of, he's an odd one. He's an odd dude. Why? What makes you say that, Dean? Sorry, what happened was when I walked in the room, first of all, he didn't get up, which was super awkward.
Starting point is 00:15:54 He just sat there and he put his hand out like the queen where he put his palm facing downward. Like, I didn't know whether I should kiss his palm. It was very unusual. And then his answers were really short and kind of weird. And then, yeah, our interview went for two and a half minutes and they were like, okay, thank you. If you were that famous, if you're Danny DeVito famous,
Starting point is 00:16:12 I would mess with the Dean McCarthy's of the world too. I'd totally be like, kiss my hand when you enter the room. Kiss my ring. Also, he didn't stand up because once he hops off the chair, he needs a couple of people to lift him back onto the chair. Be nice. Come on. It's just easier.
Starting point is 00:16:24 And plus, he's getting older, so it's hard on his joints to fall that far from a chair. So, you know. Imagine getting cast as the crappy twin in that movie, Twins. Do you remember that? Yeah. There was Arnold, who was like, literally, the best human being ever. And then the crappy twin. What's the opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Starting point is 00:16:43 Danny DeVito. Hey, Danny. We've got a role for you. Imagine being like, yep, I'll play Arnold Schwarzenegger? Danny DeVito. Hey, Danny, we've got a role for you. Imagine being like, yep, I'll play that role. I'll take that. Now he's made a career out of it. Okay, Dean, see you tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Bye, guys. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Literally, see him tomorrow. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. You guys are here to present the best bits
Starting point is 00:17:00 and the worst bits of the week. Yes. Of course, we've been in pursuit of Channing Tatum all week, so hopefully he gets a mention in there. Let's do it. Shall we? Let's rip into it. This is this week's High Low.
Starting point is 00:17:12 This is a new week. Hey guys, welcome to another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows. Let's rip straight into a high. This happened on Monday. Brianna's amazing. It is Bree and Clint on Shedding Tantum. Highs and lows. Let's rip straight into a high. This happened on Monday. Brown is amazing.
Starting point is 00:17:26 ZM's brilliant clint. Jason Tanton. Welcome, Ross Boss. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. What's the deal? Is there any way we can get to Los Angeles in the next five days? Not only can we get there in the next five days, I've talked to some mates, got some good mates. You're leaving on Friday night. Thanks again, New Zealand Grab Association. Shut the hell up, Ross Boss.
Starting point is 00:17:48 He's actually come through with something for once. Are you joking? This is probably the first time I've ever made anyone happy, really. Now, we're not too sure if this is a high or a low. You be the judge. But Bree claims she's created the best pick-up line in the universe. I send you a text saying, so if you're trying to, like, impress someone, what meal would you cook for them?
Starting point is 00:18:08 Okay, and then I get to reply that. And then you go. I'd probably do my signature fish and chips. Sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. Oh! Okay. Okay, yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 00:18:22 It's good. I didn't get the reaction I was hoping. And as much as she thought it was a successful joke, what did our ZDM office think? Um, maybe like a really nice curry because I feel like you can't really stuff that up too much. Sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:18:37 That's kind of funny. Um, maybe chicken fajitas. I'm free Wednesday. Sounds delicious. Yeah, no, I'm free then too. Oh, got it. I would try and sweep them off their feet. What would you cook for them?
Starting point is 00:18:49 Thai food. Sounds delicious. I'm free Wednesday. Smooth, bro. That was smooth. This week has been all about chasing Tatum. And the burning question is, why doesn't Bree just message the bloke?
Starting point is 00:19:02 Ashley, good afternoon. Hi. You DM'd the Bree and Clint Instagram page. What was your question? Why don't you just message Channing yourself, considering you guys have spoken on Instagram already before? I mean, yes, that's a great question, but here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I actually have double messaged him, and he's left me on scene twice. See, I always complain when I get left on scene by a guy. You got left on screen by Channing Tatum. Oh, well, at least Channing Tatum will definitely be in LA when we get there. Oh, wait. A famous couple has arrived in Iceland. English singer and songwriter Jessie J and American actor and singer Channing Tatum
Starting point is 00:19:42 were spotted strolling around downtown Reykjavik yesterday afternoon. Well, shit. But he could be home at any moment. Like, there's not that much to see in Iceland. Might not be that big a trip. Guys, pack a puffer jacket. We're going on. Everyone is amazing.
Starting point is 00:19:57 ZDM's Bree and Clint are chasing Tatum. Oh, that's... That's the high-low. Thanks, guys. By the way, by the way, the Channing Tatum being an Iceland thing, that was yesterday's news. I do have an update, okay? I don't want to give too much away just yet.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I'll give you the full update in 15 minutes. Just put it this way. Channing Tatum is no longer in Iceland, okay? Okay? He is no longer in Iceland. We could Okay? He is no longer in Iceland. We could be okay. We could be on here. Could we?
Starting point is 00:20:28 As we move further away. I was going to say, is it worse? Is he coming here? Like I said, I'll tell you more in 15 minutes. He probably will come to New Zealand and we'll be in LA. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We, as you know, are going on a mission to find Channing Tatum.
Starting point is 00:20:44 We're going to fly there tonight and we're going to spend a week trying to track him down. He follows Bree on Instagram and we want to just meet him, see him, touch him, sniff him. And, I mean, the best thing that could come out of this, I think, I don't even need to be in it. If he goes, oh, look, I like Bree, I'll meet her, I don't care for you.
Starting point is 00:21:01 A proposal. Well, that'd be good. I was going to say selfie, but yeah, if you get a proposal, cool. Good for you. If he proposed to you on the spot, would you say yes? Probably. Yeah, I know. I think I'd say yes to most people.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Our mission was almost over before it even began yesterday when we got some pretty bad news. This came through the wire yesterday. A famous couple has arrived in Iceland. English singer and songwriter Jessie J and American actor and singer Channing Tatum were spotted strolling around downtown Reykjavik yesterday afternoon.
Starting point is 00:21:32 The couple visited stores on Banka Strati and then walked down to Osterstrati. Tatum and Jessie J have been in a relationship since last year. And I'm not talking about the relationship, but I'm talking about the fact that according to that news report, Channing Tatum yesterday was exactly 10,486 kilometres from Los Angeles where we're going tonight.
Starting point is 00:21:55 We're not having very good luck, are we? Well, you say that, our luck may have changed. There's news. Now, we have eyes everywhere. This is where this mission is going to succeed. If everybody listening feeds us every bit of information
Starting point is 00:22:08 they can and this morning I got a message in the DMs on Instagram to say Channing Tatum has moved they said go and look
Starting point is 00:22:14 at his Instagram right now Channing Tatum has posted a photo it says hashtag hashtag magic mic live
Starting point is 00:22:22 taken over the world so pumped to announce magic mic Live Berlin coming November 26th and he's posted a photo of himself with bleached hair and a whole lot of muscly dudes. Ladies and gentlemen, Channing Tatum is in Germany. Means he's not staying in one place for very long. No.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Which could mean it's a fleeting trip. Also, it gets a little bit better again. As I said to you, 10,400km between LA and Iceland. The distance between Berlin, where Channing is right now in Los Angeles, 9,300km. He's over 1,000 kilometres closer, everybody. He's getting closer by the day. I did talk to Ross Boss about the fact that he was over in Iceland
Starting point is 00:23:12 and now he's in Germany. And Ross Boss told me that he heard from someone that his hairdresser knows and she knows a publicist over in LA that said that apparently Channing doesn't like to leave the country for more than five days at a time at the moment. Perfect. He's already been gone for two. Excellent.
Starting point is 00:23:33 We need a day of transit, then a day to get acclimatised, shake the jet lag. Why don't you just text him and say, meet you at a cafe at 11 o'clock on Monday. Bada bing, bada boom. We get our photo with Channing Tatum and then we can spend the rest of the trip
Starting point is 00:23:44 going to Disneyland. Guys, you know how yesterday on Instagram I put something on my Instagram story and I tagged Channing Tatum? Yeah, how'd you go? I haven't looked to see if he's seen it. Should I look right now? Yeah, have a look right now.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Okay, hold on. Wait, if he's seen it and he hasn't replied, is that good or bad? Because at least he knows about it, right? At least he knows the mission is on. It doesn't even come up. You didn't tag him properly. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Do another video. Do another video. In fact, I'll do the video. I swear. Give me the phone. Give me your phone. Did I not? You didn't tag him properly.
Starting point is 00:24:28 If it hasn't come up in your messages together, then he wasn't tagged correctly. Oh. What do they say in Germany? Wunderbar. Schaeser. Oh, well, mission's still on. We leave tonight whether Channing is there or not.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Wish us luck, everybody. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, every now and then, I don't even know where to start. One of my best mates, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, has become a bit of a character on this show. He absolutely has, so much so that he has his own siren. Hello, boys.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Hello, Al. Hello, boys. Hello, girls. You're always on this show around dating stuff. And recently I've noticed, and have you noticed this, Clint, that big gay gorgeous Al, I believe is starting to get cheap. Oh, don't take this the wrong way. I think you've always been cheap. It's just coming to the surface now.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I think it's part of your allure. I think it's part of your charm, you know? You don't like to pay for things when you don't have to, right? This is how I'm going to build my empire. Right. And I was all for it. And I'm very supportive of you. But something happened last night
Starting point is 00:25:39 and I believe you've taken it too far. Bring it. Clint, this is what happened last night. Big Gay Gorgeous Al, one of my good mates, he needs to move house at the moment. So I have a room in my place and he's moving into our flat. So we've been talking about how he's going to get his mattress and some of his stuff over to my place.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Yeah, you were saying you wanted to borrow the Venute. Yeah, and you guys have put it in storage. So inconvenient. So that was not an option. And then we talked about it. I was like, just hire someone. It won't cost very much. Yeah, get a man with a van.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah, and they can just do it for you. You don't have that much stuff. It won't be very expensive. On reflection, that would have been a good idea. I thought Alan was going to do that. Until last night, Alan decided that he would get a guy that he had been on a date with once. Oh no. He invited a guy over that he has
Starting point is 00:26:36 met once. Did you have a moving house date? For a date. Yeah. And then Alan made this guy that he's been out with once help him move house. You're a shocker. Do you know what he said to me? He goes, you're not the first. What?
Starting point is 00:26:56 I know. It's his second time. Does he have a ute? No. So our third. Listen to this. This is so cheap. So our third flatmate, Annabelle, has his Mazda...
Starting point is 00:27:06 Iron Guts Annabelle. Iron Guts Annabelle, yeah. What sort of car does she have? Like a Mazda? It's like a normal Mazda sedan. Yeah. Yeah. And we tied it down to the roof.
Starting point is 00:27:18 They put the mattress on the roof. Moved at a 10 o'clock at night so the police didn't see us. What part of this was a date? Like what part did you sell to him? They cuddled afterwards. Did you say, help me move my bed and then you can sleep in it
Starting point is 00:27:30 or something like that? Oh, he thought he was going home, but I said, oh, you can stay if you want. I feel kind of bad. And okay, okay. I'm trying to put myself in his shoes. This guy who I've been on one date with
Starting point is 00:27:42 makes me move house on a Thursday, by the way, and then he invites me to stay over. Would I want to stay over? I don't know. Did he? Clint, the most awkward part was is that Alan has left. He went downstairs to move the car and I've walked out into the kitchen and this guy's sitting in the kitchen that Alan has forced
Starting point is 00:28:02 on this moving house date and he looks at me and I said, where's Alan? And he goes, oh, he's moving the car. And I said, did you know this was happening? He goes, nah, I thought we were going to dinner. Oh, my God. Alan. Watch out for him on Tinder, everybody. There's a lot of strings attached.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Bree and Clint Clint the podcast ZM I need to share a story with you not so much with you Brie because you already know this story more share it with
Starting point is 00:28:32 the wider Brie and Clint whanau I forgot we were doing this because it'll change your impression of Brie she likes to play it
Starting point is 00:28:39 off like she's like one of the people and that she just lives she lives like you and me she's like oh guys I've got no money just lives. I am. She lives like you and me. She's like, oh, guys, I've got no money left. It must be payday. Oh, shut up.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I need some money. Then she goes and does bougie stuff like she buys a Venute for $3,000. That should have been a glimpse into who she is. That was for everyone. Yeah. Yeah. I made sacrifices for that.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Did you? What did you sacrifice? Uber Eats. You got a new phone the next week. So, look, I'm not calling you rich. I'm calling you fancy. I'm single. This is the thing you're about to learn about Brie,
Starting point is 00:29:12 which will change your impression of her forever. I found out the other day that Brie has a suit guy. Brie has a person who, when she feels like a new outfit, she calls and he measures her and makes her an outfit to the specific dimensions of her body. Which looks great. Which looks great. Stephen has a name.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Stephen is your suit guy. And I believe all you have to do is ring a little bell. Oh, shut up. And Stephen appears with a pin cushion and a measuring tape and makes you an outfit. That is not the truth. That is 100% the truth. He is currently working on a suit for you to wear to the radio awards.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Is that not true? That is literally a special occasion once a year. You had one pair of shorts that you liked, so you called your suit guy. You said, Stephen. And Stephen created you four pairs of shorts just like that, all in different colours. Is that not true?
Starting point is 00:30:14 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's just you are one of the people that has a suit person. You have a guy. Mate, he's one of my friends. Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm keen for him to be my friend as well. I'd love a a guy. Mate, he's one of my friends. Mm-hmm. Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm keen for him to be my friend as well. I'd love a suit guy.
Starting point is 00:30:28 But what it does is you need to know, it's about understanding your privilege, you see. You need to know that you are now part of a different community. You are now one of those people. You're one of the people that has things. You're like, there's certain, there's how many? There's one, there's actually an official list, by the way. There's one, two, three, four, five different people in this group and you're now one of them.
Starting point is 00:30:47 The first one, the people who, I'm doing those air quotes, have a place at the beach. You're one of those people. You know, like, oh, you can use my place in the Coromandel. I've got a place at the beach. You're one of those people. My parents have one at the Sunshine Coast. I thought they might.
Starting point is 00:31:02 You're one of those people that when you get your car, when you get your warrant of fitness, they give you a courtesy car. And it's not a Honda Jazz either. They give you a real courtesy car. You're one of those people. I'm looking forward to that because I've never had that. You're now one of those people who,
Starting point is 00:31:17 one of those people who knows what time flights are. You know those people when they're like, oh, you're off to LA. Are you on the 935? Oh, shut up. You're one of those people. The people who know when flights are. In New Zealand, you'll be on the 10pm.
Starting point is 00:31:30 In Z1, is it? You're flying in Z1? You're one of those people. I'm not that person. You are. I'm the person that when I get into the Coru Lounge, I'm like, oh, there's free food. Don't get any on your custom-made outfit. Brie and Clint,
Starting point is 00:31:47 the podcast. ZM. One second song challenge. Let's do it. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.
Starting point is 00:31:57 You only got one second. One second. This is where we go head to head where we get one little second of a song and you have to tell us what that is. You get 20 seconds each. Whoever can name the most songs wins.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Yes, in 20 seconds. You can pass. And today we're playing on behalf of Rebecca and April. Let's go to Rebecca first. Who would you like to play for you? Me or Bree? I would like Bree, please. All right, Bec, let's do this, mate. I'm confident I've got you back. Sweet. Bec, just before you go, have you heard this game before? No. right, Beck. Let's do this, mate. I'm confident I've got you back. Sweet. Beck, just before you go, have you heard this game before? No.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yep. Yep. I've heard the game. Yep. And you know the Breeze track record? Thank you, Beck. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Yep. Okay, sweet as. Oh, you're a sweetheart, Beck. Can we get her a prize anyway? No. No. No. If you win, you get her a prize.
Starting point is 00:32:41 I will get you your own prize, Beck. Get me something in LA. Okay. I will. I will do that for you. I will get you your own prize, babe. Get me something in LA. Okay, I will. I will do that for you. Let's get April on. Hey, April. Hi. Hi, I'm not going to get you anything in LA.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Sorry you're disappointed, but you can't choose me. No, I'm totally stoked. Yeah, I won't get you anything in LA because I'm about to win you some mobile fuel. It's a fuel up Friday, and if I win, you get the fuel. Awesome. Okay, who's going first? Who's turn? Now, I think it's
Starting point is 00:33:08 Bree's turn to go out first. Okay. From memory. Goodbye, Bree. See you soon. She's stepping out into a soundproof room. We will use
Starting point is 00:33:16 the exact same song snippets. I'm ready when you guys are. All right, Clint. You can pass and just give me artist or feature artist or name. No problems. Hit it, Ben.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Anastasia. Correct. Lizzo. Correct. Backstreet Boys. Correct. Britney Spears. Correct.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Ricky Martin. Correct. Benny. Correct. Dua Lipa. Correct. B-Witch. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Dua Lipa. Correct. B-Witch. Correct.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Ed Sheeran. Correct. What a nice round. What a nice round. That was good, Clint. Well done. Yes. I just want to, no giveaways.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yeah, no giveaways. You know that scene in The Matrix where Neo starts to see the numbers as shapes? I think that just happened to me. I think I just went into that area. But good luck. All right, you're allowed to pass. Give me feature or artist. Sounds like you went up your own arse.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yep. All right, I'm ready. Hit it, Ben. Anastasia. Correct. Lizzo. Correct. Backstreet Boys.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Correct. Britney Spears. Correct. Ricky Martin. Correct. Lizzo. Correct. Backstreet Boys. Correct. Britney Spears. Correct. Ricky Martin. Correct. Betty. Correct. Dua Lipa.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Correct. Bewitched. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Ah, no, cut it off. Cut it off. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:45 That did not come in in time. No, it didn't. I will admit that. Oh, come on. It didn't. But what's happened again here is that we've got a tie. Nine out of ten, Bree. That was awesome. Did you see the Matrix as well?
Starting point is 00:34:56 I should just be giving it this week, I think. Do we do a tie this week? Do Rebecca and April get fuel? Have we got enough fuel? We do. If they both get fuel, I'm happy with a tie. They should both get fuel. Yep.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Okay. We can do that. We can do that. Well done, guys. Yeah. Wow. That was quite impressive. Clint is shaken.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I'm shooketh. You know what it was? What? Old school songs. Yeah. Yeah. They're ingrained in your brain. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Totally. Benny songs have been out for a week. Yeah. I know what you mean. I do love that song. I know what you mean. Yeah. Okay. All right Benny's song's been out for a week. Yeah, I know what you mean. I do love that song. I know what you mean. Yeah. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Congrats to Rebecca and April. We're going to get you guys some mobile fuel out to you ASAP. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday-Oki. I love Friday-Oki. It's the best.
Starting point is 00:35:44 I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! The second most awarded radio feature in New Zealand radio coming in only second to Fletchbourne and Megan's Fact of the Day. That's how popular this thing is. Yeah, that's how big Friday Oaky has got.
Starting point is 00:36:05 In just a few weeks, it has taken the country by storm and people can't get enough of it. God knows why. Yeah, well, I think it's the passion that we put in. Each week, we go head to head. We take on a song. We get weak about choosing which song it is. This week, you've chosen the song.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Last week, you beat me at my own game. I chose Nickelback, and you took the win with your rendition of Photograph. It's hard to say it, time to say it. Goodbye, goodbye. I have nightmares about that. That reverberated around the country. How did I win over you?
Starting point is 00:36:41 I don't get it. It's your week to choose the song. And because we're going to LA to go chasing Tatum, you've chosen his girlfriend. Jessie J. Been a domino. Yep. For Friday Oaky.
Starting point is 00:37:04 As the victor, you get to go first as well. Okay. So, here we go. This is the deal, New Zealand. Can I just say, I think a bit too much auto-tune has been the point. Back yourself. Say something positive. Say something good.
Starting point is 00:37:18 It's better than last week. Yeah, okay. And you won last week. Yep. This is where you come in, New Zealand. Listen to as much as you can stomach of both songs, and then you decide who wins Friday-oke. It's as easy as that.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Watch out. Here comes Bree. You're welcome, New Zealand. I'm feeling sexy and free Like glitter's raining on me You're like a shot of pure gold I think I'm about to explode I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air
Starting point is 00:37:56 Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there Don't you know You spin me out of control Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh We could do this all night Damn, this love is skin tight Baby, come on Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Starting point is 00:38:16 Pull me like a bass drum Spunkin' up the rhythm Baby, come on Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Rock my world into the sunlight. Make this dream the best I've ever known. Journey dancing in the moonlight. Take me down like I'm a domino.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Oh. All right. Okay. Let's rip into yours, mate. Now, full disclosure. I've got to be completely honest with you. I've had to shift the song into my range. And for that, I've had to use a little bit of auto-tune as well.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Not much. Oh, all right. No, no, I don't think you'll notice. You're renowned for using a lot of auto-tune. No, I am not. No, no, I've been accused you'll notice. You're renowned for using a lot of auto-tune. No, I am not. No, I've been accused of that in the past. People are calling you more auto-tune than Britney Spears. No, no.
Starting point is 00:39:12 In the past, I've used almost none. Today, I'll be honest, I've used a little bit. Okay. This is my Friday Oki. Just a touch. Just to bring it up. I'm feeling sexy and free. Like glitter's raining on me.
Starting point is 00:39:29 You're like a shot of pure gold. I think I'm about to explode. I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air. Now I'm breathing like I'm running Cause you're taking me there Don't you know You spin me out of control Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh We can do this all night
Starting point is 00:39:56 Damn this love is skin tight Baby, come on Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Boom me like a bass drum Sparking up my rhythm Baby, come on Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Boom me like a bass drum Sparking up my rhythm Baby, come on Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Rock my world into the sunlight
Starting point is 00:40:12 Make this dream the best I've ever known Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino See, you could barely notice it. Mate. What was that? It's my Friday-okey. You decide, New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:40:35 It's now up to you. Who takes the crown? I'll $800 it in. We go to five calls. All your reviews are more than welcome. Your critiques are 969696 but only the calls will decide it. We'll go to five people. We'll decide who was
Starting point is 00:40:50 the least worst. 0800 dial ZM. This is Ariana Grande and Breathin. Wow! Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh my god, we don't even want to do this segment but it is so popular Podcast ZM. Friday Ooty. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:41:05 We don't even want to do this segment, but it is so popular that we have to keep doing it. The bosses of ZM said, no, if you cut that segment, we'll cut your contract. So here we are, singing for you every week on a Friday in New Zealand, and this week it is Jessie J. That's right. I don't know why I picked it.
Starting point is 00:41:22 It's not like she's an amazing singer or anything. Who's do you like better, Bree's version? Or mine with just a touch of auto-tune? I love that your uh, uh, uh turned into ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. We've never had this many texts either. Some of them are really angry. Some of them are fine. Someone said I sound like Daft Punk got a virus.
Starting point is 00:42:00 But that's okay. The texts don't get to vote on this. Only the phone calls too. We take five of them live to air and and that decides who wins Friday Okie. Let's start with Dylan. Hey, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hello.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I voted last week, Clint. I voted for you. Did you? Thank you. Yeah, but Christ, Clint. What was that, man? It was me doing Jessie J with a touch of auto-tune. I assume you're voters for Bree?
Starting point is 00:42:25 Yeah, this time it is. Appreciate it, Dylan. Thank you, Dills. Hey, Sam. Hi. Sam, what do you think? I am thinking I really love T-Pain. I don't mind the auto-tune, so I'm going for Clint.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Yeah, girl. Thank you so much. Thank you. You're welcome. Appreciate it. Hey, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Now, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love hearing us sing? Oh, it's great. I listen every Friday. It's hilarious. Oh, my God. Who's your vote for? Sorry, Clem, but I've got to go with Brie. Thank you, Paige.
Starting point is 00:42:59 I appreciate that. Hey, Joseph. Hey. Joe, what are you thinking this week, Joe? Talk to me. Oh, man, I thought you used too much autotune and made it worse, but Clint, good God. Is that a vote for me?
Starting point is 00:43:15 Good God, man. No, that's a vote for Brie. All right. Thank you, Joseph. Appreciate that. What does that make the telly? Three-one to me. Oh, so you've got the win.
Starting point is 00:43:25 All right. Wilson, you want to have the last vote? Yep, one to me. Oh, so you've got the win. All right. Wilson, you want to have the last vote? Yep. Hello, Green, Clint. Hello, Wilson. Who are you voting for this afternoon? Well, Clint wins for the best for Sound Like a Robot, but this is Friday, okay, and I think that Bree should deserve it.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Oh, she's taking it out. It's a blitz. Guess what? What's that? That means we were three all for the first time ever. I'm in the lead. It also means you get the prestigious replay. No!
Starting point is 00:44:03 How did you win? Make this dream the best I've ever known. Dirty dancing in the moonlight. How did you win? Down like I'm a common girl. Is this you saying you thought yours was good? I thought mine was nice. I thought it had flow. Someone sectioned and said, I asked my seven-year-old whose was better.
Starting point is 00:44:19 She said neither and covered her ears. Look, she just doesn't get it yet, okay? She'll come around. Just to clarify, mate. Neither of us have flow. It's time for a very big surprise and it concerns a good friend of yours, Channing Tatum.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Brianna's amazing. There's a laptop in front of me. Yeah, there's a laptop in front of me. Yeah, there's a laptop in front of you, yeah. We leave for Los Angeles tonight. We're flying over there to find Channing Tatum and the whole reason we're doing that is because he follows you on Instagram, right? Yes. Remember when we got that message from Dean McCarthy that time
Starting point is 00:45:01 because he saw Channing Tatum on the red carpet and he asked him about you. And this is where that whole thing comes from. That clip at the start there where Channing says, Brie's amazing. He's talking about you. He's talking about Brie Thomasel. And he got asked that on the red carpet. I think it was for Littlefoot. Is this the video? Up until now, you only know that there's audio. We have here for the first time the video footage of Channing Tatum speaking about you. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:45:30 So, yeah, it's on the laptop. This is going to be very visual, but we will get the video to our Instagram tonight so that everybody can see it. But when you're ready, you just hit that space bar. Okay. And this is for you all right you follow one of my friends on instagram brie thomas you're the comedian from new zealand and her mom goes why
Starting point is 00:45:52 do you love her so much she's hysterical and and her and her mom is one of she literally there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny and brianna's one just their whole family dynamic and how they just like cannot not laugh at each other. We all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Like Brianna's amazing. Oh, stop.
Starting point is 00:46:13 He looks so hot. Did you see his face light up when your name came up? And he was like, oh yeah, I know who you're talking about. Did you feel like that? It's not fake.
Starting point is 00:46:25 It's real. And at least about nine months ago when this was recorded, he 100% knew who you are. So there's a chance that this thing could actually happen. When we get there next week and we start chasing Channing Tatum, it could happen. Can I have this for my own records?
Starting point is 00:46:42 That's all yours. That's a gift for you. Cool. I'm just going to put that on my phone. No watching it alone in your hotel room, though. No promises. We are chasing Tatum. Thanks to our mates at Air New Zealand, Grabber Seat, they're getting us over there. Plus, Samsung have jumped on board as well.
Starting point is 00:46:57 We're going to film the whole thing on the brand new Galaxy S10+. We're chasing Tatum. You're going to find him. It has to happen. I can't wait. You have to. We have to. How embarrassing if we find him. It has to happen. I can't wait. You have to. We have to.
Starting point is 00:47:07 How embarrassing if we don't. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Don't want to talk it up too much, but hang around because today's birthday banger is good. Bree just stormed back into the studio
Starting point is 00:47:24 basically stomping going, oh, ripping birthday banger is good. Brie just stormed back into the studio, basically stomping, going, oh, ripping birthday banger today, fella. Is that what I sound like? Yeah, and then she put one finger on one of her nostrils and blew snot out onto the ground and then she scratched her balls. Oh, it's going to be sick. Let's find out who gets to win it. Hey, Michelle.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Hi, Michelle. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm great. Yep. That's good.
Starting point is 00:47:44 What's your birthday, Michelle? 10th of May, 1976. Okay, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm great. Yep. That's good. What's your birthday, Michelle? 10th of May, 1976. Okay, Michelle, you were 16 in 1992 on the 10th of May, and back in the 90s, this topped the charts. I don't ever want to be like I did that day. I love the chillies. That's a good song. It is a great song.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Under the Bridge. Was this from the Conehead soundtrack? I can't remember. Red Hot Chili Peas, Under the Bridge. You love that, Michelle? I do like that song. That's a good song. That is a good song.
Starting point is 00:48:16 You've got a good birthday banger. Okay. Hey, Jill. Hi, Jill. Hi. Hiya. What's your birthday, Jill? The 4th of January, 1976.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Oh, another 76, baby. Okay, you were 16 in 1992 as well. And on the 4th of January, this was number one. Wow. Watch out. Power move. It's Queen. I don't know if I would say this,
Starting point is 00:48:46 but you have arguably the greatest song of all time, Bohemian Rhapsody. Cool. Are you serious? Jill. Jill. Jill. Jill.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Jill. Jill. Well, I'm feeling old now. Don't worry about that. It's timeless. It was just in a Hollywood blockbuster movie. It's not old. Let me just hit you with this bit one more time.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Listen nice and carefully. Think about it, Jill. You're down at the pub. You're on the bevvies. And you're with your mates. And you all just connect. And Queen comes on. And you just launch into the best ballad ever.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Yeah, that's a headbanger. Yeah, all right. Okay, Jill. Maybe Jill's just a subdued person. Maybe it's hard to impress her. Let's go to the last one for this afternoon, Tracy. Hey, Tracy. Hello.
Starting point is 00:49:35 If we'd given you Bohemian Rhapsody, how would you have reacted? Oh, look, I just need to bow out now. Let's just play it. No, you don't know that. I think yours could be good too. We need your birthday. 29th of November, 84.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Okay, Tracy, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 29th of November. And this is your birthday banger. Who let the dogs out? Ah! Banger! Banger! Who let the dogs out? This is one of the best songs the Baja men ever put out.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Tracy. That's devastating. I'm devastated. You're devastated. I don't mind it. Is it not a guilty pleasure? Is it not a good Friday afternoon, driving home, birthday bag? No?
Starting point is 00:50:18 No? What about the party was jumping? Get bags coffee, bags coffee, get bags coffee, you'll flee in fisted mongrel. Jumping Get back scoffy Bad scoffy Get back scoffy You'll be infested Bungra Tracy, what would you pick? Anything from 1976 Okay, well we've got a tough decision to make
Starting point is 00:50:36 Three great songs It's not tough for me It's not? It's Bohemian Rhapsody All day Now I know if we go to the producers, producer Ellie's absolute number one artist of all time is who? Queen.
Starting point is 00:50:54 She's really broken a hip to Bohemian Rhapsody. So I would just be pushing shit uphill if I was to. So just think about it, Clint. You need to be on a flight, on a plane, with Ellie for the next 12 hours. Are you really not going to pick Bohemian Rhapsody? True, and that's why I'm going with Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, nah, nah, nah. It comes to me now.
Starting point is 00:51:13 It comes to me. Let's go to the producers. Calm down, everybody. Oh, here it is, Ellie. I want this loud in cars all over the country. This is a birthday banger. All six minutes of it. Brie and Clint, ZM.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Oh, my God. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see. I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows
Starting point is 00:51:59 Doesn't really matter to me To me Mama Just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Starting point is 00:52:37 Mama, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on Cause if nothing really matters Too late My time has come Since she was down my spine Body's aching all the time
Starting point is 00:53:23 Goodbye everybody I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind And play in the town Mama I don't want to die Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Starting point is 00:54:26 Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family Sparing his life on this monstrosity Easy come, easy go Will you let me go? Bismillah No, we will not let you go
Starting point is 00:54:53 Let him go Bismillah We will not let you go Let him go Bismillah We will not let you go Let me go We'll not let you go
Starting point is 00:55:01 Let me go We'll not let you go Never let me go Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me For me
Starting point is 00:55:16 For me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby Can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out Just gotta get right out of here Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby. Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right out of here. Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters
Starting point is 00:56:32 Nothing really matters to me ZM, Brianne Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger. From Queen. And Bohemian Rhapsody. That is bucket list stuff. Was that the Adam Lambert version? What? Shut up, Cleve, you idiot.
Starting point is 00:57:09 I'm so hot and sweaty. How hot and sweaty did it get in here just then? Oh, so sweaty. There's a few grams going up to the story currently. Oh, yes. Another banger. Let's go back to back. Queen on the property.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I don't even care anymore. Yeah. Let's do it. Bree and Cleve, this is ZM. Oh, yeah. I agree we're not playing that sound effect. What sound effect? No, I'm not even going to say that we're talking about small humans.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Babies? No, I'm not even going to say that we're talking about small humans. Babies? No. Look, Brie, I'm older than you. I've been doing radio longer than you. No, that's crap. You need audio cues. Otherwise, people won't know what you're talking about. No, people know what a baby is.
Starting point is 00:57:56 You've got to play that stuff. That lets people know this is a baby conversation. I hate that sound effect. It sounds like a constipated baby. Baby? Oh. That sound effect. It sounds like a constipated baby. Baby? That sounds like if Chad Kroger was a baby, that's what he would sound like. Baby?
Starting point is 00:58:12 Sorry, I didn't get the point. You're about to have a baby very soon. I am. T minus. Well, technically not you. Your wife Lucy is having a baby. I'm about to watch someone have a baby. You're about to watch, but you're about to be a dad. I'm about to get a baby.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Yes, exactly. And one of the hardest things they say in the early stages is picking a name. I think it's nearly impossible to pick the right name. How hard is it to pick a name? How do you know if it's going to suit the name? Exactly. You don't. It's so difficult.
Starting point is 00:58:38 What if you give it a name like, what's like an accountant's name? Sue. Sue. What if you give it a name like Sue and then it becomes like an actor or something? Weird. She's like, why didn't you call me Cassandra? I am here to help. And I feel like, you know, you can trust me.
Starting point is 00:58:54 And I've found this list where you like to be hip, right? You like to be up with the trends. I like to think I'm hip and cool, yeah. You like to be hip and cool? Yeah. Like to be up with the trends? Yeah, definitely, yeah. Excellent.
Starting point is 00:59:04 So I've got a list of names that used to be in fashion. Yeah. And they're now coming back into fashion. I love a cyclical trend. Yes. Like the 90s. So these names are kind of like the flared pant. They're the throwback names.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Exactly. Love it. Keen as. All right. So I've got a few. They're the Friday jams of names. I'll give you a few girls ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:22 So these are all. Because we don't know what we're having. That's good. Exactly. So these are all back in fashion. What do you feel about affinity? Affinity or infinity? Affinity.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Affinity. Affinity. No thanks. Okay, well, you know, a lot of people are calling their babies that. What does it mean? Doesn't matter, I don't like it. What about B? B? B-double-E. B as in Buzzy B? B? B-double-E. B as in Buzzy B?
Starting point is 00:59:46 B. B. No. Eight girls in New Zealand last year were called B. I'm sure they're all beautiful children, but it's not for me. What about for a boy, Garnet? Sounds like Garnish. Oh, no, wait.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Sorry. Garrett. Oh, Garrett. I like Garnet. You like Garnet? It sounds like either Garnish or Garter. So, no, wait. Sorry. Garrett. Oh, Garrett. I like Garnet. You like Garnet? It sounds like either Garnish or Garter. So, no? No.
Starting point is 01:00:10 But it's Garrett. I don't actually mind Garrett. Garrett. Yeah, but it's not my first choice. What about for a boy? Oh, this plays well to my roots, my Italian heritage. What about the name for a boy? Livio.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Like Olivia? Like the thing you put on toast? No, just Livio. Livio? Livio. And that's for a boy? For a boyivio like the thing you put on toast just livio livio livio and that's for a boy for a boy not for me thank you okay what about for a girl perlina no it sounds like pearl necklace saunders sounds like sawdust seville seville sounds like um that's where you get your haircut at st luke's mall true okay so there's one more on the list. So because you haven't picked any of those, you have to go with this one. Okay, this is exciting. I'm finally going to learn my baby's name.
Starting point is 01:00:54 If it's a boy. Yeah. You will be naming him Cobra. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Sit with me for a second. Cobra. Cobra. Fantastic., hang on, hang on. Sit with me for a second. Cobra. Cobra. Fantastic.
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