ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 24th 2019
Episode Date: May 24, 2019When did you lose your passport?Dean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekWhere is Channing now…Is this the worst date ever?Bree has a suit guy1 Second song challenge!Friday-okeBree gets a... great surpriseBirthday Banger!Baby name suggestionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We can go on together, with suspicious minds.
With suspicious minds.
We can go on together.
Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
Oh, I just got a text message on my watch.
Oh, is that your Samsung watch?
Welcome to the future everybody.
It is the future.
Anybody want to know how many steps I've done today?
Here you go.
69.
Wait. 6974. I, go on. 69. Wait.
6974.
I was going to say 69 is nothing.
I was like, what have you been doing?
Why are you here, by the way, Ellie?
I'm just coming and just welcoming myself to the podcast.
Producer Ellie, what have you got?
Well, I do have something.
So a lovely guy called Paul reached out to us.
He follows ZM and he loves our show and he knows our whole journey about Channing Tatum
okay and he works for a place called tags are us tags are us.co.nz and he's given us little cute
luggage tags that we can wear on our bags when we go to LA oh that's so nice so here's your two
Clint oh wow yeah cute eh that is so cool there's Brie. And then Ben and I have got some too. Yeah, how cute. These are awesome.
Yeah.
Now, obviously, I mean, I have my Coru tags.
Of course.
Which is the sign of any good traveler. Hey, yours expires next week, so these will be coming handy for you, mate.
These are very cool.
They're cool, mate.
What was his name?
Paul from Tags R Us.
Oh, thanks, Paul.
Yeah.
It's got my name on it.
It's got my phone number on it.
Oh, it's got May 2019, hashtag Chasing Tatum. Oh, he's done well. Yeah, got my name on it. It's got my phone number on it. It's got May 2019.
Hashtag Chasing Tatum.
Oh, he's done well.
Yeah, I know.
How cute.
How do you get my phone number?
Is that publicly listed?
Paul.
Oh, I'm obsessed with these.
These are cute, eh?
These are cool.
Oh, sorry.
I got another text on my watch.
Oh, sorry.
Who from?
Read it out.
It's from my wife.
Read it out.
She sent me a link to the Goop podcast.
I'm not 100% sure why.
She should be listening to this podcast.
Oh, that's really cool.
Thank you, Paul.
We thoroughly appreciate it.
We've got some really, really great listeners of this show.
We do. It's awesome.
We've got to get out of here.
We've got a flight to catch to Los Angeles.
Next time you hear us, we'll be live from America.
Maybe we'll be like those obnoxious people who go overseas and develop an
accent. Oh, I hope so.
Actually, listen out for this, because
while we're in LA, which is from
Monday, we're going to be doing
every show in an American accent.
Yeah. Yeah, that's
what I just said.
Remember, did you?
Let me stop you there
because I've got a special announcement
and no one's released this yet.
Next week we're going to have American accents.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I did float that idea with the crew yesterday
and no one was keen.
Do you not listen to me?
What accent would you go for?
What American accent would you guys go for?
I'd go for a basic valley bitch.
I'd go for a southern accent.
Oh, a southern accent.
Yeah, and all of a southern accent.
Yeah, it's quite a thing.
Can you do one, though?
Fuck you.
See you guys again at the airport.
Here we are, everybody.
Good afternoon.
Welcome to Friday.
Hello, team.
Hello, team.
You'll have to excuse us if we're a little bit excited
because today is the day
that we leave
for Los Angeles
Chasing Channing.
Our goal,
get Channing Tatum
on this show
for you and for Bree, really.
For everyone to enjoy.
Yeah, everybody gets a bit of Channing Tatum.
If we get Channing, you get Channing.
That's the way we're looking at it, right?
I agree.
We will fly tonight on an Air New Zealand flight.
Thanks to Grab A Seat.
Straight to LA, a 12-hour flight.
We'll land there.
It will be Saturday?
Saturday. It'll be Friday. It will be Saturday? Saturday.
It'll be Friday.
Oh, we're going back in time.
It'll be Saturday here.
So we'll leave at 9 o'clock Friday.
Mate.
And we'll arrive at 3 o'clock on Friday.
Don't try and figure it out, okay?
It's too difficult.
Either way, the show is live from LA all week next week
as we chase Tatum.
Hashtag chasing Tatum.
There's a lot of pressure.
And we have some updates about where he is at the moment, don't we?
Yeah, some very important updates that will roll out throughout the show.
Also a surprise for you coming up in the show today as well.
Not going to say anything too much just yet, but it's going to be fun.
Where's the surprise?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Just don't think about it too much.
Okay.
Okay, just relax.
Relax.
Enjoy yourself.
I'm just looking forward to the Koru Club. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. I't worry about it. Just don't think about it too much. Okay. Okay, just relax. Enjoy yourself. I'm just looking forward to
the Koru Club. Oh yeah.
Hell yeah, I'm coming for you.
Our whole team. I'm coming for those tiny
sandwiches. Stock the fridges. Tiny
sandwiches. Stock the fridges.
Get the glasses ready. We're on our way.
We're going to hit three more Friday jams
before we get into this. Then we'll have the brand new
Ed Sheeran, Chance the Rapper.
That's coming up shortly, but before then, here's some Rihanna.
Brie and Clint, shut up and drive.
Friday afternoon, ZM.
We're headed to LA tonight, and I read a story on the internet that sent shivers up my spine
and it was about a guy who was travelling in England
and he lost his passport.
Right.
Worst nightmare. You and I had this conversation
on the way in today and I looked
at you and I said, how dumb would you have to be
on the day you're going on a flight
to lose your passport or to leave it at home?
It's the one thing you need to take.
Yeah, but it happens.
I know it happens,
but you could literally forget everything else you have.
You could forget your phone charger, your undies.
You could leave your whole suitcase behind.
As long as you still have your passport,
you're going on the flight.
You could even leave your whole wallet at home, couldn't you?
Yeah, you could get away without a wallet.
I mean, you wouldn't be able to eat much,
but you could get away without a wallet.
So this guy's name is Joe Hunter,
and he was in a bar in England
and he's left his passport
at the bar. He
went back to the bar, nah, nowhere
to be seen. The passport's long gone.
He had to get an emergency passport.
So it always gets me about the rogue dogs
who use their passport for their ID
in town. Like, you know you're going
out and you know you're going to have a few jars.
What part of you thinks you're in
any kind of state to be carrying around the most
important document you own?
Producer Ellie did this when we were in Brisbane
literally two weeks ago.
She goes, do you think it'd be fine if I took my passport
out? And I looked at her and I went, I've seen
you on the lemonades. Probably not.
Stuff it down your boob. She'll be right.
Literally, that's where she put it. Nice and safe.
It's a bit sweaty.
Anyway, this guy lost the passport.
He goes, I'll never see that passport again. Two years later, he gets the most random inbox from a young gentleman
who wanted to thank him.
He said, hey, mate, you don't know me,
but I got handed down your passport from one of my mates
and I've been using it to go out clubbing and to bars
for the last 18 months.
He goes, I've just turned 18.
I just thought I'd send you a message and say thank you.
That is so good.
And they look the same.
Yeah.
They look really similar.
Yeah.
I wouldn't hold it against the guy.
So long as he hasn't used my ID for any kind of serious fraud,
you know, so long as he hasn't been going around to old people's houses and saying, give me your life savings.
If he's just using it to get into the bar a year early.
Just go to the bars.
Good on him.
Yep.
And you don't expect a thank you note.
Like anytime somebody steals anything off you, you don't expect a thank you note.
I guess he didn't steal it.
No, he didn't steal it.
Anyway, Joe found it hilarious and he goes, no worries, mate.
Keep it.
Keep it. I've got another one now
and he sent him a picture of it
yeah
and the passport's torn up
doesn't matter what condition it's in
nah he goes
it's been passed down
from person to person
he goes
I'll pass it on to the next guy
alright
yep
good on him
good on you Joe
so I guess that's a nice story
because obviously
you don't want your passport
getting into the wrong hands
no
which I want to hear from people this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM So I guess that's a nice story because obviously you don't want your passport getting into the wrong hands. No.
Which I want to hear from people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Not good when we're just about to fly, but when did you lose your passport?
Yeah, it could be good warning for us.
And what happened?
Yeah, where'd you lose it?
Maybe you were travelling in a real foreign country and you had to stay there for an extra two weeks.
Maybe it was ransomed off from you and they said,
you need to give us this much money if you want your passport back. Maybe you hired a scooter in Bali and you gave them your passport as collateral. Don't do that. It's really, really
dumb. Yeah. And then you crashed it and then you couldn't get it back. Maybe you're in a submarine
with Jacques Cousteau exploring the depths of the ocean and Jacques took your passport from you and
you never saw it again. We don't know what calls we're going to get this afternoon.
We just want your calls.
0800 dial ZM.
Did you lose your passport?
What happened?
You can text us also on 9696.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We're off to LA tonight.
We are.
And we were all discussing, you know, don't forget your passport.
That's the only thing that you need to be able to get on that flight.
Everything else you can buy there.
Don't even need a ticket these days.
As long as they can scan your passport, they'll know.
That's it.
You're good to go.
And we were talking about, I was actually telling you about a friend of mine
who her and her brother were in America and they missed their flight
because they had a big night on the Terps.
And then they ended up getting on a flight and they flew to Hong Kong
and they needed to catch this connecting flight back to New Zealand.
And they ran from one terminal to the other terminal,
left their passports in the taxi, ended up...
Living in Hong Kong.
Pretty much.
They're not back yet.
They now live there.
They're now still there.
Forever.
Can I just ask, I'm really enjoying the running repairs, Soundkeeper Gary.
Is there any way that we could view that screen that has got all the callers on it?
That one there.
Perfect.
Thank you, guys.
We have asked you this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-IT-M,
when did you lose your passport and what was the tragedy that occurred after?
Hey, Matt.
How you doing?
What happened, Matt?
Did you lose your passport?
No, it wasn't me.
Well, I went on a Kentucky,
and this guy from your neck of the woods, Breeze.
So how do you do?
Bloody Australia.
He went for backpackers and he got mugged,
and he lost his shoes, everything.
And we were starting to feel sorry for him.
We were like, what happened?
And then as he took us back through it, he's like,
I was drinking with these guys and the guy got a bottle out of his bag
and said, I don't feel like drinking it.
Do you want it?
So it was obviously a spiked drink.
Oh, my God.
That is terrifying.
So he's done that.
That was like three days before we left.
And he needed it so he could get over to France.
And then we get into Italy, and he's like,
I don't know where my emergency passport is.
Oh, no.
They'd left it behind.
No!
Old mate couldn't come to Amsterdam
when he was talking about hooning the whole time there.
Yeah.
And he couldn't come because he had to go home
because he had no money.
I mean, the drinks biking thing was unfortunate.
But if you lose two passports in one trip.
You're not meant to be travelling.
Some people were just a liability.
What about this text?
Someone said, hey, guys, I lost my passport once.
I'd gone through customs and had been in the tray for the X-ray part
and it was picked up by a stranger by mistake.
Try being on the other side of customs and you're ready to board the flight but you have no passport.
Try being the other person going through customs and you whip out the other passport and they
go, this isn't you, who is this person? And you're going, uh, uh, uh, and try and talk
your way out of that one.
No, it's me.
Why have you got someone else's passport? Hey, Nisha.
Hey.
Nisha, where did you lose your passport?
So I lost my passport in Amsterdam,
but I didn't actually realise until I landed in the UK and couldn't get through their customs there.
Nisha, had you...
And in Amsterdam.
In Amsterdam.
I wonder what happened.
I don't want to talk about it.
Anything that may have affected your short-term memory
that was consumed in Amsterdam?
You know, it was so long ago, I don't even remember.
Great answer.
Totally fine.
Great answer.
Michael's here.
Hey, Michael.
Hey, how's it going?
Where did you lose your passport, ma'am?
Middle of the, south of the, the bottom of South America.
I was on a Royal Navy ship as part of my OE,
and the ship tried to sink,
and then the Royal Navy had to destroy everything that was on the ship.
Say again?
I was on my OE and it was down around the Falkland Islands in South America and we were
getting a lift back from the Falkland Islands on the Royal Navy ship and the Royal Navy
ship decided to spring a leak, basically.
And it tried to sink and we all got airlifted off,
but my stuff had to stay on the ship.
Shut up. And then the ship didn't quite sink,
but it sank enough that all of the stuff, the deck I was sleeping on,
all of my stuff was in there.
Yeah.
You actually lived out the Titanic.
Pretty much.
Pretty close.
Was Rose there?
Your passport is the heart of the ocean.
I mean, it's probably more valuable than that.
Please tell me,
Michael, at the end,
who was on the big door? You
or Rose?
No, I got
a helicopter off.
Please tell me, Michael, the
pencil drawings of you in the nude
sitting on the couch survived the sink. Do we still have the pictures?
I mean I've got my own personal
ones but
I've seen them online. It looks like it was very
cold on that ship
It wasn't
my priority
Thanks Michael The podcast ZM. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz.
Dean?
Yes?
Are you fizzing at the fact that we are going to be with you
in the midst of your presence in the next 24 hours?
I'm literally at LAX just waiting at any gate, at Terminal B,
just waiting by myself in the car.
Yeah, have you got one of those signs that you hold up?
You're like, you've got a Bree and Clint sign.
Looking forward to seeing you when we land there.
We're doing some stuff with you when we get there.
But you've got some news for us today about Rihanna suing her dad.
Rihanna is suing her dad.
Here's the deal, right?
So as you may know, Rihanna has a very successful clothing brand and beauty brand called Fenty.
It's named after her original, obviously her last name.
Now, what happened is her dad, Rihanna's dad, went and opened other businesses using the Fenty name as well.
One of those businesses was a talent agency for performance.
Now, he name-dropped his daughter big time.
He was like, I'm Rihanna's dad.
I'll make you a star.
She's now suing the dad for using her brand name, Fenty,
even though it's her last name, even though it's actually his last name.
Yeah, he's had that last name longer than her, right?
So I don't know how it's going to play out in court.
All I know is this.
Talk about an awkward Christmas dinner. That's going to play out in court. All I know is this. Talk about an awkward Christmas dinner.
100%.
That's going to be awkward this year.
Imagine if your family is in such a mess that you're actually suing each other.
That is just like, come on.
What does Dad want out of it?
Like if he wants free Rihanna tickets, maybe if he even wants some free Fenty Beauty.
I'm sorry she'd sort him out if he needed it.
But to go that far seems a little bit full on.
God.
Anyway, you also have news
about who is rumoured to
be playing Wolverine very shortly.
The rumour
is getting circulation because over
30,000 people have signed an online
petition to make the next
Wolverine Danny
DeVito. And we will snatch them,
carry them into the sewer,
and toss them into a deep, dark, watery grave.
There's a bit of Denny DeVito playing the penguin, I believe.
That is so funny.
I can't see it happening.
Brilliant, though.
Brilliant.
You know, when I interviewed him recently, he's kind of weird.
You know that.
Not to burst anyone's bubbles.
He's kind of, he's an odd one.
He's an odd dude.
Why?
What makes you say that, Dean?
Sorry, what happened was when I walked in the room, first of all, he didn't get up,
which was super awkward.
He just sat there and he put his hand out like the queen where he put his palm facing
downward.
Like, I didn't know whether I should kiss his palm.
It was very unusual.
And then his answers were really short and kind of weird.
And then, yeah, our interview went for two and a half minutes
and they were like, okay, thank you.
If you were that famous, if you're Danny DeVito famous,
I would mess with the Dean McCarthy's of the world too.
I'd totally be like, kiss my hand when you enter the room.
Kiss my ring.
Also, he didn't stand up because once he hops off the chair,
he needs a couple of people to lift him back onto the chair.
Be nice.
Come on.
It's just easier.
And plus, he's getting older, so it's hard on his joints to fall that far from a chair.
So, you know.
Imagine getting cast as the crappy twin in that movie, Twins.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
There was Arnold, who was like, literally, the best human being ever.
And then the crappy twin.
What's the opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Danny DeVito.
Hey, Danny. We've got a role for you. Imagine being like, yep, I'll play Arnold Schwarzenegger? Danny DeVito. Hey, Danny,
we've got a role for you.
Imagine being like,
yep, I'll play that role.
I'll take that.
Now he's made a career out of it.
Okay, Dean, see you tomorrow.
Bye, guys.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Literally, see him tomorrow.
Bree and Clint,
the podcast, ZM.
You guys are here
to present the best bits
and the worst bits
of the week.
Yes.
Of course,
we've been in pursuit of Channing Tatum
all week, so hopefully he gets a mention
in there. Let's do it. Shall we?
Let's rip into it. This is this week's High Low.
This is a new
week.
Hey guys,
welcome to another week of Bree and Clint's
Highs and Lows. Let's rip straight into a
high. This happened on Monday.
Brianna's amazing.
It is Bree and Clint on Shedding Tantum. Highs and lows. Let's rip straight into a high. This happened on Monday. Brown is amazing.
ZM's brilliant clint.
Jason Tanton.
Welcome, Ross Boss. Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
What's the deal? Is there any way we can get to Los Angeles in the next five days?
Not only can we get there in the next five days, I've talked to some mates, got some good mates.
You're leaving on Friday night. Thanks again, New Zealand Grab Association.
Shut the hell up, Ross Boss.
He's actually come through with something for once.
Are you joking?
This is probably the first time I've ever made anyone happy, really.
Now, we're not too sure if this is a high or a low. You be the judge.
But Bree claims she's created the best pick-up line in the universe.
I send you a text saying,
so if you're trying to, like, impress someone,
what meal would you cook for them?
Okay, and then I get to reply that.
And then you go.
I'd probably do my signature fish and chips.
Sounds delicious.
I'm free Wednesday.
Oh!
Okay.
Okay, yeah, it's good.
It's good.
I didn't get the reaction I was hoping.
And as much as she thought it was a successful joke,
what did our ZDM office think?
Um, maybe like a really nice curry
because I feel like you can't really stuff that up too much.
Sounds delicious.
I'm free Wednesday.
That's kind of funny.
Um, maybe chicken fajitas.
I'm free Wednesday.
Sounds delicious.
Yeah, no, I'm free then too.
Oh, got it.
I would try and sweep them off their feet.
What would you cook for them?
Thai food.
Sounds delicious.
I'm free Wednesday.
Smooth, bro.
That was smooth.
This week has been all about chasing Tatum.
And the burning question is,
why doesn't Bree just message the bloke?
Ashley, good afternoon.
Hi.
You DM'd the Bree and Clint Instagram page.
What was your question?
Why don't you just message Channing yourself,
considering you guys have spoken on Instagram already before?
I mean, yes, that's a great question,
but here's the thing.
I actually have double messaged him,
and he's left me on scene twice.
See, I always complain when I get left on scene by a guy.
You got left on screen by Channing Tatum.
Oh, well, at least Channing Tatum will definitely be in LA when we get there.
Oh, wait.
A famous couple has arrived in Iceland.
English singer and songwriter Jessie J and American actor and singer Channing Tatum
were spotted strolling around downtown Reykjavik yesterday afternoon.
Well, shit.
But he could be home at any moment.
Like, there's not that much to see in Iceland.
Might not be that big a trip.
Guys, pack a puffer jacket.
We're going on.
Everyone is amazing.
ZDM's Bree and Clint are chasing Tatum.
Oh, that's...
That's the high-low.
Thanks, guys.
By the way, by the way, the Channing Tatum being an Iceland thing,
that was yesterday's news.
I do have an update, okay?
I don't want to give too much away just yet.
I'll give you the full update in 15 minutes.
Just put it this way.
Channing Tatum is no longer in Iceland, okay?
Okay?
He is no longer in Iceland. We could Okay? He is no longer in Iceland.
We could be okay.
We could be on here.
Could we?
As we move further away.
I was going to say, is it worse?
Is he coming here?
Like I said, I'll tell you more in 15 minutes.
He probably will come to New Zealand and we'll be in LA.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We, as you know, are going on a mission to find Channing Tatum.
We're going to fly there tonight
and we're going to spend a week trying to track him down.
He follows Bree on Instagram and we want to just meet him,
see him, touch him, sniff him.
And, I mean, the best thing that could come out of this, I think,
I don't even need to be in it.
If he goes, oh, look, I like Bree, I'll meet her,
I don't care for you.
A proposal.
Well, that'd be good.
I was going to say selfie, but yeah, if you get a proposal, cool.
Good for you.
If he proposed to you on the spot, would you say yes?
Probably.
Yeah, I know.
I think I'd say yes to most people.
Our mission was almost over before it even began yesterday
when we got some pretty bad news.
This came through the wire yesterday.
A famous couple has arrived in Iceland.
English singer and songwriter Jessie J
and American actor and singer Channing Tatum
were spotted strolling around downtown Reykjavik
yesterday afternoon.
The couple visited stores on Banka Strati
and then walked down to Osterstrati.
Tatum and Jessie J have been in a relationship
since last year.
And I'm not talking about the relationship,
but I'm talking about the fact that
according to that news report,
Channing Tatum yesterday was exactly 10,486 kilometres from Los Angeles where we're going tonight.
We're not having very good luck, are we?
Well, you say that, our luck may have changed.
There's news.
Now, we have eyes everywhere.
This is where this mission is going to succeed.
If everybody listening
feeds us
every bit of information
they can
and this morning
I got a message
in the DMs
on Instagram
to say Channing Tatum
has moved
they said go and look
at his Instagram
right now
Channing Tatum
has posted a photo
it says
hashtag
hashtag
magic mic live
taken over the world
so pumped
to announce magic mic Live Berlin coming November 26th
and he's posted a photo of himself with bleached hair
and a whole lot of muscly dudes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Channing Tatum is in Germany.
Means he's not staying in one place for very long.
No.
Which could mean it's a fleeting trip.
Also, it gets a little bit better again.
As I said to you, 10,400km between LA and Iceland.
The distance between Berlin, where Channing is right now in Los Angeles,
9,300km.
He's over 1,000 kilometres closer, everybody.
He's getting closer by the day.
I did talk to Ross Boss about the fact that he was over in Iceland
and now he's in Germany.
And Ross Boss told me that he heard from someone that his hairdresser knows
and she knows a publicist over in LA that said that apparently Channing
doesn't like to leave the country
for more than five days at a time at the moment.
Perfect.
He's already been gone for two.
Excellent.
We need a day of transit,
then a day to get acclimatised,
shake the jet lag.
Why don't you just text him and say,
meet you at a cafe at 11 o'clock on Monday.
Bada bing, bada boom.
We get our photo with Channing Tatum
and then we can spend the rest of the trip
going to Disneyland.
Guys, you know how yesterday on Instagram
I put something on my Instagram story
and I tagged Channing Tatum?
Yeah, how'd you go?
I haven't looked to see if he's seen it.
Should I look right now?
Yeah, have a look right now.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, if he's seen it and he hasn't replied,
is that good or bad?
Because at least he knows about it, right?
At least he knows the mission is on.
It doesn't even come up.
You didn't tag him properly.
Oh, no.
Do another video.
Do another video.
In fact, I'll do the video.
I swear.
Give me the phone.
Give me your phone.
Did I not?
You didn't tag him properly.
If it hasn't come up in your messages together,
then he wasn't tagged correctly.
Oh.
What do they say in Germany?
Wunderbar.
Schaeser.
Oh, well, mission's still on.
We leave tonight whether Channing is there or not.
Wish us luck, everybody.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Look, every now and then, I don't even know where to start.
One of my best mates, Big Gay Gorgeous Al,
has become a bit of a character on this show.
He absolutely has, so much so that he has his own siren.
Hello, boys.
Hello, Al.
Hello, boys.
Hello, girls. You're always on this show around dating stuff.
And recently I've noticed, and have you noticed this, Clint,
that big gay gorgeous Al, I believe is starting to get cheap.
Oh, don't take this the wrong way.
I think you've always been cheap.
It's just coming to the surface now.
I think it's part of your allure. I think it's part of
your charm, you know? You don't
like to pay for things when you don't have to, right?
This is how I'm going to build my empire.
Right.
And I was all for it.
And I'm very supportive of you.
But something happened last night
and I believe you've taken it too
far. Bring it.
Clint, this is what happened last night.
Big Gay Gorgeous Al, one of my good mates,
he needs to move house at the moment.
So I have a room in my place and he's moving into our flat.
So we've been talking about how he's going to get his mattress
and some of his stuff over to my place.
Yeah, you were saying you wanted to borrow the Venute.
Yeah, and you guys have put it in storage.
So inconvenient.
So that was not an option.
And then we talked about it.
I was like, just hire someone.
It won't cost very much.
Yeah, get a man with a van.
Yeah, and they can just do it for you.
You don't have that much stuff.
It won't be very expensive.
On reflection, that would have been a good idea.
I thought Alan was going to do that.
Until last night, Alan decided that he would
get a guy that he had been on a date with once.
Oh no. He invited a guy over that he has
met once. Did you have a moving house date? For a date.
Yeah. And then Alan made this guy that
he's been out with once
help him move house.
You're a shocker.
Do you know what he said to me?
He goes, you're not the first.
What?
I know.
It's his second time.
Does he have a ute?
No.
So our third.
Listen to this.
This is so cheap.
So our third flatmate, Annabelle, has his Mazda...
Iron Guts Annabelle.
Iron Guts Annabelle, yeah.
What sort of car does she have?
Like a Mazda?
It's like a normal Mazda sedan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we tied it down to the roof.
They put the mattress on the roof.
Moved at a 10 o'clock at night so the police didn't see us.
What part of this was a date?
Like what part did you sell to him?
They cuddled afterwards.
Did you say,
help me move my bed
and then you can sleep in it
or something like that?
Oh, he thought he was going home,
but I said,
oh, you can stay if you want.
I feel kind of bad.
And okay, okay.
I'm trying to put myself in his shoes.
This guy who I've been on one date with
makes me move house
on a Thursday,
by the way, and then he invites me to stay over.
Would I want to stay over?
I don't know.
Did he?
Clint, the most awkward part was is that Alan has left.
He went downstairs to move the car and I've walked out into the kitchen and this guy's sitting in the kitchen that Alan has forced
on this moving house date and he looks at me and I said, where's Alan?
And he goes, oh, he's moving the car.
And I said, did you know this was happening?
He goes, nah, I thought we were going to dinner.
Oh, my God.
Alan.
Watch out for him on Tinder, everybody.
There's a lot of strings attached.
Bree and Clint Clint the podcast
ZM
I need to share
a story with you
not so much with you
Brie because you
already know this story
more share it with
the wider
Brie and Clint
whanau
I forgot we were
doing this
because it'll change
your impression of Brie
she likes to play it
off like she's
like one of the people
and that she just lives
she lives like you
and me
she's like oh guys I've got no money just lives. I am. She lives like you and me. She's like, oh, guys, I've got no money left.
It must be payday.
Oh, shut up.
I need some money.
Then she goes and does bougie stuff
like she buys a Venute for $3,000.
That should have been a glimpse into who she is.
That was for everyone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I made sacrifices for that.
Did you?
What did you sacrifice?
Uber Eats.
You got a new phone the next week.
So, look, I'm not calling you rich.
I'm calling you fancy.
I'm single.
This is the thing you're about to learn about Brie,
which will change your impression of her forever.
I found out the other day that Brie has a suit guy.
Brie has a person who, when she feels like a new outfit,
she calls and he measures her and makes her an outfit
to the specific dimensions of her body.
Which looks great.
Which looks great.
Stephen has a name.
Stephen is your suit guy.
And I believe all you have to do is ring a little bell.
Oh, shut up.
And Stephen appears with a pin cushion and a measuring tape
and makes you an outfit.
That is not the truth.
That is 100% the truth.
He is currently working on a suit for you to wear to the radio awards.
Is that not true?
That is literally a special occasion once a year.
You had one pair of shorts that you liked,
so you called your suit guy.
You said, Stephen.
And Stephen created you four pairs of shorts
just like that, all in different colours.
Is that not true?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's just you are one of the people
that has a suit person.
You have a guy.
Mate, he's one of my friends.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm keen for him to be my friend as well. I'd love a a guy. Mate, he's one of my friends. Mm-hmm. Oh, don't get me wrong.
I'm keen for him to be my friend as well.
I'd love a suit guy.
But what it does is you need to know,
it's about understanding your privilege, you see.
You need to know that you are now part of a different community.
You are now one of those people.
You're one of the people that has things.
You're like, there's certain, there's how many?
There's one, there's actually an official list, by the way.
There's one, two, three, four, five different people in this group and you're now one of them.
The first one,
the people who, I'm doing those
air quotes, have a place at the beach.
You're one of those people. You know, like, oh,
you can use my place in the Coromandel.
I've got a place at the beach. You're one of
those people. My parents have one at the
Sunshine Coast. I thought they might.
You're one of those people that when you get your car,
when you get your warrant of fitness,
they give you a courtesy car.
And it's not a Honda Jazz either.
They give you a real courtesy car.
You're one of those people.
I'm looking forward to that because I've never had that.
You're now one of those people who,
one of those people who knows what time flights are.
You know those people when they're like,
oh, you're off to LA.
Are you on the 935?
Oh, shut up.
You're one of those people.
The people who know when flights are.
In New Zealand, you'll be on the 10pm.
In Z1, is it?
You're flying in Z1?
You're one of those people.
I'm not that person.
You are.
I'm the person that when I get into the Coru Lounge, I'm like, oh, there's free food.
Don't get any on your custom-made outfit.
Brie and Clint,
the podcast.
ZM.
One second song challenge.
Let's do it.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second
of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
This is where we go
head to head
where we get
one little second
of a song and you have to tell us what that is.
You get 20 seconds each. Whoever can name the most songs wins.
Yes, in 20 seconds.
You can pass. And today we're playing on behalf of Rebecca and April.
Let's go to Rebecca first. Who would you like to play for you? Me or Bree?
I would like Bree, please.
All right, Bec, let's do this, mate. I'm confident I've got you back.
Sweet. Bec, just before you go, have you heard this game before? No. right, Beck. Let's do this, mate. I'm confident I've got you back. Sweet.
Beck, just before you go, have you heard this game before?
No.
Yep.
Yep.
I've heard the game.
Yep.
And you know the Breeze track record?
Thank you, Beck.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay, sweet as.
Oh, you're a sweetheart, Beck.
Can we get her a prize anyway?
No.
No.
No.
If you win, you get her a prize.
I will get you your own prize, Beck.
Get me something in LA. Okay. I will. I will do that for you. I will get you your own prize, babe. Get me something in LA.
Okay, I will.
I will do that for you.
Let's get April on.
Hey, April.
Hi.
Hi, I'm not going to get you anything in LA.
Sorry you're disappointed, but you can't choose me.
No, I'm totally stoked.
Yeah, I won't get you anything in LA because I'm about to win you some mobile fuel.
It's a fuel up Friday, and if I win, you get the fuel.
Awesome.
Okay, who's going first?
Who's turn?
Now, I think it's
Bree's turn to go out first.
Okay.
From memory.
Goodbye, Bree.
See you soon.
She's stepping out
into a soundproof room.
We will use
the exact same song snippets.
I'm ready when you guys are.
All right, Clint.
You can pass
and just give me artist
or feature artist or name.
No problems.
Hit it, Ben.
Anastasia.
Correct.
Lizzo.
Correct.
Backstreet Boys.
Correct.
Britney Spears.
Correct.
Ricky Martin.
Correct.
Benny.
Correct.
Dua Lipa.
Correct.
B-Witch. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Dua Lipa. Correct. B-Witch.
Correct.
Ed Sheeran.
Correct.
What a nice round.
What a nice round.
That was good, Clint.
Well done.
Yes.
I just want to, no giveaways.
Yeah, no giveaways.
You know that scene in The Matrix where Neo starts to see the numbers as shapes?
I think that just happened to me.
I think I just went into that area.
But good luck.
All right, you're allowed to pass.
Give me feature or artist.
Sounds like you went up your own arse.
Yep.
All right, I'm ready.
Hit it, Ben.
Anastasia.
Correct.
Lizzo.
Correct.
Backstreet Boys.
Correct.
Britney Spears. Correct. Ricky Martin. Correct. Lizzo. Correct. Backstreet Boys. Correct. Britney Spears.
Correct.
Ricky Martin.
Correct.
Betty.
Correct.
Dua Lipa.
Correct.
Bewitched.
Correct.
Ed Sheeran.
Correct.
Ah, no, cut it off.
Cut it off.
Okay.
That did not come in in time. No, it didn't.
I will admit that.
Oh, come on.
It didn't.
But what's happened again here is that we've got a tie.
Nine out of ten, Bree.
That was awesome.
Did you see the Matrix as well?
I should just be giving it this week, I think.
Do we do a tie this week?
Do Rebecca and April get fuel?
Have we got enough fuel?
We do.
If they both get fuel, I'm happy with a tie.
They should both get fuel.
Yep.
Okay.
We can do that.
We can do that.
Well done, guys.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was quite impressive.
Clint is shaken.
I'm shooketh.
You know what it was?
What?
Old school songs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're ingrained in your brain.
Yeah.
Totally.
Benny songs have been out for a week.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
I do love that song.
I know what you mean.
Yeah. Okay. All right Benny's song's been out for a week. Yeah, I know what you mean. I do love that song. I know what you mean. Yeah.
Okay, all right.
Congrats to Rebecca and April.
We're going to get you guys some mobile fuel out to you ASAP.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.
F-F-F-Friday-Oki.
I love Friday-Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki!
The second most awarded radio feature in New Zealand radio
coming in only second to Fletchbourne and Megan's Fact of the Day.
That's how popular this thing is.
Yeah, that's how big Friday Oaky has got.
In just a few weeks, it has taken the country by storm
and people can't get enough of it.
God knows why.
Yeah, well, I think it's the passion that we put in.
Each week, we go head to head.
We take on a song.
We get weak about choosing which song it is.
This week, you've chosen the song.
Last week, you beat me at my own game.
I chose Nickelback,
and you took the win with your rendition of Photograph.
It's hard to say it, time to say it.
Goodbye, goodbye.
I have nightmares about that.
That reverberated around the country.
How did I win over you?
I don't get it.
It's your week to choose the song.
And because we're going to LA to go chasing Tatum,
you've chosen his girlfriend.
Jessie J.
Been a domino.
Yep.
For Friday Oaky.
As the victor, you get to go first as well.
Okay.
So, here we go.
This is the deal, New Zealand.
Can I just say, I think a bit too much auto-tune has been the point.
Back yourself.
Say something positive.
Say something good.
It's better than last week.
Yeah, okay.
And you won last week.
Yep.
This is where you come in, New Zealand.
Listen to as much as you can stomach of both songs,
and then you decide who wins Friday-oke.
It's as easy as that.
Watch out.
Here comes Bree.
You're welcome, New Zealand.
I'm feeling sexy and free
Like glitter's raining on me
You're like a shot of pure gold
I think I'm about to explode
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air
Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there
Don't you know
You spin me out of control
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
We could do this all night
Damn, this love is skin tight
Baby, come on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Pull me like a bass drum
Spunkin' up the rhythm
Baby, come on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Rock my world into the sunlight.
Make this dream the best I've ever known.
Journey dancing in the moonlight.
Take me down like I'm a domino.
Oh.
All right.
Okay.
Let's rip into yours, mate.
Now, full disclosure.
I've got to be completely honest with you.
I've had to shift the song into my range.
And for that, I've had to use a little bit of auto-tune as well.
Not much.
Oh, all right.
No, no, I don't think you'll notice.
You're renowned for using a lot of auto-tune.
No, I am not. No, no, I've been accused you'll notice. You're renowned for using a lot of auto-tune. No, I am not.
No, I've been accused of that in the past.
People are calling you more auto-tune than Britney Spears.
No, no.
In the past, I've used almost none.
Today, I'll be honest, I've used a little bit.
Okay.
This is my Friday Oki.
Just a touch.
Just to bring it up.
I'm feeling sexy and free.
Like glitter's raining on me.
You're like a shot of pure gold.
I think I'm about to explode.
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air.
Now I'm breathing like I'm running Cause you're taking me there
Don't you know
You spin me out of control
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
We can do this all night
Damn this love is skin tight
Baby, come on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Boom me like a bass drum
Sparking up my rhythm Baby, come on Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Boom me like a bass drum Sparking up my rhythm
Baby, come on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Rock my world into the sunlight
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino
See, you could barely notice it.
Mate.
What was that?
It's my Friday-okey.
You decide, New Zealand.
It's now up to you.
Who takes the crown?
I'll $800 it in.
We go to five calls.
All your reviews are more than welcome.
Your critiques are 969696 but only the calls will decide
it. We'll go to five people.
We'll decide who was
the least worst.
0800 dial ZM.
This is Ariana Grande
and Breathin.
Wow!
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Oh my god, we don't even want to do this segment but it is so popular Podcast ZM. Friday Ooty. Oh, my God.
We don't even want to do this segment, but it is so popular
that we have to keep doing it.
The bosses of ZM said, no, if you cut that segment,
we'll cut your contract.
So here we are, singing for you every week on a Friday in New Zealand,
and this week it is Jessie J.
That's right.
I don't know why I picked it.
It's not like she's an amazing singer or anything.
Who's do you like better, Bree's version?
Or mine with just a touch of auto-tune?
I love that your uh, uh, uh turned into ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
We've never had this many texts either.
Some of them are really angry.
Some of them are fine.
Someone said I sound like Daft Punk got a virus.
But that's okay.
The texts don't get to vote on this.
Only the phone calls too.
We take five of them live to air and and that decides who wins Friday Okie.
Let's start with Dylan.
Hey, Dylan.
Hi, Dylan.
Hello.
I voted last week, Clint.
I voted for you.
Did you?
Thank you.
Yeah, but Christ, Clint.
What was that, man?
It was me doing Jessie J with a touch of auto-tune.
I assume you're voters for Bree?
Yeah, this time it is.
Appreciate it, Dylan.
Thank you, Dills.
Hey, Sam.
Hi.
Sam, what do you think?
I am thinking I really love T-Pain.
I don't mind the auto-tune, so I'm going for Clint.
Yeah, girl.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Appreciate it.
Hey, Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi.
Now, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love hearing us sing?
Oh, it's great.
I listen every Friday.
It's hilarious.
Oh, my God.
Who's your vote for?
Sorry, Clem, but I've got to go with Brie.
Thank you, Paige.
I appreciate that.
Hey, Joseph.
Hey.
Joe, what are you thinking this week, Joe?
Talk to me.
Oh, man, I thought you used too much autotune and made it worse,
but Clint, good God.
Is that a vote for me?
Good God, man.
No, that's a vote for Brie.
All right.
Thank you, Joseph.
Appreciate that.
What does that make the telly?
Three-one to me.
Oh, so you've got the win.
All right. Wilson, you want to have the last vote? Yep, one to me. Oh, so you've got the win. All right.
Wilson, you want to have the last vote?
Yep.
Hello, Green, Clint.
Hello, Wilson.
Who are you voting for this afternoon?
Well, Clint wins for the best for Sound Like a Robot, but this is Friday, okay, and I think
that Bree should deserve it.
Oh, she's taking it out.
It's a blitz.
Guess what?
What's that?
That means we were three all for the first time ever.
I'm in the lead.
It also means you get the prestigious replay.
No!
How did you win? Make this dream the best I've ever known. Dirty dancing in the moonlight.
How did you win?
Down like I'm a common girl.
Is this you saying you thought yours was good?
I thought mine was nice.
I thought it had flow.
Someone sectioned and said,
I asked my seven-year-old whose was better.
She said neither and covered her ears.
Look, she just doesn't get it yet, okay?
She'll come around.
Just to clarify, mate.
Neither of us have flow.
It's time for a very big
surprise and it concerns
a good friend of yours, Channing Tatum.
Brianna's amazing.
There's a laptop in front of me. Yeah, there's a laptop in front of me.
Yeah, there's a laptop in front of you, yeah.
We leave for Los Angeles tonight.
We're flying over there to find Channing Tatum
and the whole reason we're doing that is because he follows you on Instagram, right?
Yes.
Remember when we got that message from Dean McCarthy that time
because he saw Channing Tatum on the red carpet and he asked him about
you. And this is where that whole thing comes from. That clip at the start there where Channing
says, Brie's amazing. He's talking about you. He's talking about Brie Thomasel. And he got
asked that on the red carpet. I think it was for Littlefoot.
Is this the video?
Up until now, you only know that there's audio. We have here for the first time the video footage
of Channing Tatum speaking about you.
Oh, my God.
So, yeah, it's on the laptop.
This is going to be very visual,
but we will get the video to our Instagram tonight
so that everybody can see it.
But when you're ready, you just hit that space bar.
Okay.
And this is for you all right you follow
one of my friends on instagram brie thomas you're the comedian from new zealand and her mom goes why
do you love her so much she's hysterical and and her and her mom is one of she literally there are
certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny and brianna's one just their
whole family dynamic and how they just like
cannot not laugh at each other.
We all would be a better world
if we could all have a family like that.
Like Brianna's amazing.
Oh, stop.
He looks so hot.
Did you see his face light up
when your name came up?
And he was like,
oh yeah,
I know who you're talking about.
Did you feel like that?
It's not fake.
It's real.
And at least about nine months ago when this was recorded, he
100% knew who you are.
So there's a chance that this thing
could actually happen. When we get there
next week and we start chasing Channing Tatum,
it could happen.
Can I have this for my own records?
That's all yours. That's a gift for you.
Cool. I'm just going to put that on my phone.
No watching it alone in your hotel room, though.
No promises.
We are chasing Tatum.
Thanks to our mates at Air New Zealand,
Grabber Seat, they're getting us over there.
Plus, Samsung have jumped on board as well.
We're going to film the whole thing
on the brand new Galaxy S10+.
We're chasing Tatum.
You're going to find him.
It has to happen.
I can't wait.
You have to.
We have to. How embarrassing if we find him. It has to happen. I can't wait. You have to. We have to.
How embarrassing if we don't.
Bree and Clint. The podcast.
ZM.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Don't want to talk it up
too much, but hang around
because today's birthday banger is
good. Bree just stormed back into the studio
basically stomping going, oh, ripping birthday banger is good. Brie just stormed back into the studio, basically stomping, going, oh, ripping birthday banger
today, fella.
Is that what I sound like?
Yeah, and then she put one finger on one of her nostrils and blew snot out onto the ground
and then she scratched her balls.
Oh, it's going to be sick.
Let's find out who gets to win it.
Hey, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
I'm great.
Yep.
That's good.
What's your birthday, Michelle? 10th of May, 1976. Okay, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm great. Yep. That's good. What's your birthday, Michelle?
10th of May, 1976.
Okay, Michelle, you were 16 in 1992 on the 10th of May,
and back in the 90s, this topped the charts.
I don't ever want to be like I did that day.
I love the chillies.
That's a good song.
It is a great song.
Under the Bridge.
Was this from the Conehead soundtrack?
I can't remember.
Red Hot Chili Peas, Under the Bridge.
You love that, Michelle?
I do like that song.
That's a good song.
That is a good song.
You've got a good birthday banger.
Okay.
Hey, Jill.
Hi, Jill.
Hi.
Hiya.
What's your birthday, Jill?
The 4th of January, 1976.
Oh, another 76, baby.
Okay, you were 16 in 1992 as well.
And on the 4th of January, this was number one.
Wow.
Watch out.
Power move.
It's Queen.
I don't know if I would say this,
but you have arguably the greatest song of all time,
Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cool.
Are you serious?
Jill.
Jill.
Jill.
Jill.
Jill.
Jill.
Well, I'm feeling old now.
Don't worry about that.
It's timeless.
It was just in a Hollywood blockbuster movie.
It's not old.
Let me just hit you with this bit one more time.
Listen nice and carefully.
Think about it, Jill.
You're down at the pub.
You're on the bevvies.
And you're with your mates.
And you all just connect.
And Queen comes on.
And you just launch into the best ballad ever.
Yeah, that's a headbanger.
Yeah, all right.
Okay, Jill.
Maybe Jill's just a subdued person.
Maybe it's hard to impress her.
Let's go to the last one for this afternoon, Tracy.
Hey, Tracy.
Hello.
If we'd given you Bohemian Rhapsody,
how would you have reacted?
Oh, look, I just need to bow out now.
Let's just play it.
No, you don't know that.
I think yours could be good too.
We need your birthday.
29th of November, 84.
Okay, Tracy, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 29th of November.
And this is your birthday banger.
Who let the dogs out?
Ah!
Banger!
Banger!
Who let the dogs out?
This is one of the best songs the Baja men ever put out.
Tracy.
That's devastating.
I'm devastated.
You're devastated.
I don't mind it.
Is it not a guilty pleasure?
Is it not a good Friday afternoon, driving home, birthday bag?
No?
No?
What about the party was jumping?
Get bags coffee, bags coffee, get bags coffee, you'll flee in fisted mongrel. Jumping Get back scoffy Bad scoffy Get back scoffy
You'll be infested
Bungra
Tracy, what would you pick?
Anything from 1976
Okay, well we've got a tough decision to make
Three great songs
It's not tough for me
It's not?
It's Bohemian Rhapsody
All day
Now I know if we go to the producers,
producer Ellie's absolute number one artist of all time is who?
Queen.
She's really broken a hip to Bohemian Rhapsody.
So I would just be pushing shit uphill if I was to.
So just think about it, Clint.
You need to be on a flight, on a plane, with Ellie for the next 12 hours. Are you really
not going to pick Bohemian Rhapsody? True, and that's
why I'm going with Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Oh, nah, nah, nah.
It comes to me now.
It comes to me.
Let's go to the producers. Calm down,
everybody.
Oh, here it is, Ellie.
I want this loud in cars all over the country.
This is a birthday banger.
All six minutes of it.
Brie and Clint, ZM.
Oh, my God.
Open your eyes.
Look up to the skies and see.
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me
Mama
Just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
Cause if nothing really matters Too late
My time has come
Since she was down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind
And play in the town
Mama
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family Sparing his life on this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?
Bismillah
No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah
We will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah
We will not let you go
Let me go
We'll not let you go
Let me go
We'll not let you go
Never let me go
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out Just gotta get right out of here Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.
Just gotta get out.
Just gotta get right out of here. Nothing really matters Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me ZM, Brianne Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger.
From Queen.
And Bohemian Rhapsody.
That is bucket list stuff.
Was that the Adam Lambert version?
What?
Shut up, Cleve, you idiot.
I'm so hot and sweaty.
How hot and sweaty did it get in here just then?
Oh, so sweaty.
There's a few grams going up to the story currently.
Oh, yes.
Another banger.
Let's go back to back.
Queen on the property.
I don't even care anymore.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Bree and Cleve, this is ZM.
Oh, yeah.
I agree we're not playing that sound effect.
What sound effect?
No, I'm not even going to say that we're talking about small humans.
Babies? No, I'm not even going to say that we're talking about small humans. Babies?
No.
Look, Brie, I'm older than you.
I've been doing radio longer than you.
No, that's crap.
You need audio cues.
Otherwise, people won't know what you're talking about.
No, people know what a baby is.
You've got to play that stuff.
That lets people know this is a baby conversation.
I hate that sound effect.
It sounds like a constipated baby.
Baby?
Oh. That sound effect. It sounds like a constipated baby. Baby?
That sounds like if Chad Kroger was a baby, that's what he would sound like.
Baby?
Sorry, I didn't get the point.
You're about to have a baby very soon.
I am.
T minus. Well, technically not you.
Your wife Lucy is having a baby.
I'm about to watch someone have a baby.
You're about to watch, but you're about to be a dad.
I'm about to get a baby.
Yes, exactly.
And one of the hardest things they say in the early stages is picking a name.
I think it's nearly impossible to pick the right name.
How hard is it to pick a name?
How do you know if it's going to suit the name?
Exactly.
You don't.
It's so difficult.
What if you give it a name like, what's like an accountant's name?
Sue.
Sue.
What if you give it a name like Sue and then it becomes like an actor or something?
Weird.
She's like, why didn't you call me Cassandra?
I am here to help.
And I feel like, you know, you can trust me.
And I've found this list where you like to be hip, right?
You like to be up with the trends.
I like to think I'm hip and cool, yeah.
You like to be hip and cool?
Yeah.
Like to be up with the trends?
Yeah, definitely, yeah.
Excellent.
So I've got a list of names that used to be in fashion.
Yeah.
And they're now coming back into fashion.
I love a cyclical trend.
Yes.
Like the 90s.
So these names are kind of like the flared pant.
They're the throwback names.
Exactly.
Love it.
Keen as.
All right.
So I've got a few.
They're the Friday jams of names.
I'll give you a few girls ones.
Yeah.
So these are all.
Because we don't know what we're having.
That's good.
Exactly.
So these are all back in fashion.
What do you feel
about affinity?
Affinity or infinity? Affinity.
Affinity. Affinity. No thanks.
Okay, well, you know, a lot
of people are calling their babies that.
What does it mean? Doesn't matter, I don't like it.
What about
B? B?
B-double-E. B as in Buzzy B? B? B-double-E.
B as in Buzzy B?
B.
B.
No.
Eight girls in New Zealand last year were called B.
I'm sure they're all beautiful children, but it's not for me.
What about for a boy, Garnet?
Sounds like Garnish.
Oh, no, wait.
Sorry.
Garrett.
Oh, Garrett.
I like Garnet. You like Garnet? It sounds like either Garnish or Garter. So, no, wait. Sorry. Garrett. Oh, Garrett. I like Garnet.
You like Garnet?
It sounds like either Garnish or Garter.
So, no?
No.
But it's Garrett.
I don't actually mind Garrett.
Garrett.
Yeah, but it's not my first choice.
What about for a boy?
Oh, this plays well to my roots, my Italian heritage.
What about the name for a boy?
Livio.
Like Olivia?
Like the thing you put on toast?
No, just Livio. Livio? Livio. And that's for a boy? For a boyivio like the thing you put on toast just livio livio livio and that's for a boy for a boy not for me thank you okay what about for a girl perlina no it sounds like
pearl necklace saunders sounds like sawdust seville seville sounds like um that's where you get your
haircut at st luke's mall true okay so there's one more on the list.
So because you haven't picked any of those, you have to go with this one.
Okay, this is exciting.
I'm finally going to learn my baby's name.
If it's a boy.
Yeah.
You will be naming him Cobra.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Sit with me for a second.
Cobra. Cobra. Fantastic., hang on, hang on. Sit with me for a second. Cobra.
Cobra.
Fantastic.
Love it.
Lock it in.
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