ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 28th 2019

Episode Date: May 28, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Brianna's amazing. She's amazing. Oh my God! She's hysterical. Brie and Clint are Chasing Tatum. Live from LA. What the hell's going on?
Starting point is 00:00:18 Hello, New Zealand. Yep, we're still in LA. It's day two of Chasing Tatum It's gone very well as well It's gone very well today We've got some big news Yeah, some big developments Don't want to oversell it
Starting point is 00:00:35 Oh, it's only three o'clock Okay, we've got a long show to do Yes But just trust us The trip has If Ross Moss is listening The trip has totally been worth it Totally
Starting point is 00:00:44 Day two It's already paid for itself Put it this way Put it this way If Ross Boss is listening, the trip has totally been worth it. Day two, it's already paid for itself. Put it this way. Today on the show, there will be famous people. There you go. There are celebrities on the show today. That's the hook. That's good.
Starting point is 00:00:58 That's celebrities from Hollywood on the show today. From Hollywood. And we're going to give you a real Channing Tatum update very shortly. But before then, just a little taste of American life I thought we could start the show with. I have here something from the vending machine. This is a pickle in a bag. This is something that you can get from every American servo, I guess. Yeah, like the convenience stores and stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:16 This is super popular. Look out, it's juicy. It's literally a whole pickle in a plastic bag. Oh, look at it. Oh, let me have some of the juice. You drink the pickle juice. And this is just an impromptu taste test. I actually love pickles.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Here we go. Pickle in a bag, everybody. Oh my gosh, that is juicy. Yeah, I want to taste. It tastes like an enormous... Oh, this brings back memories. Tastes like an enormous gherkin. Brings back memories of what?
Starting point is 00:01:45 Eating pickles in bags. Oh, that's right. What are your thoughts? I don't love it. It's one of the weirdest things I've ever eaten out of a bag. I don't feel the need to get a pickle that instantly. Why are you going to have everything straight away, America? I like it.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Okay, you can finish the pickle in a bag. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're live from Los Angeles at the moment. We're still having a few technical difficulties. So we're going to bring you our Channing update very shortly. But right now we're going to jump into an early spy update with Dean McCarthy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz
Starting point is 00:02:22 Live in the studio also again today. It's Dean. Hello, mate. Oh.co.nz Live in the studio also again today. It's Dean. Hello, mate. Oh, hello. I'm loving having you guys here. Can you just please do this from Hollywood every single day? Is that okay? Well, we've decided, Dean, that we're not leaving until we meet Channing.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Done. So we're going to be here for the next probably two years. And you'll see a lot of us because we have run out of money. So we'll be living at your house. Shotgun, Dean Smith. Shotgun. Hit us with some Iggy Azalea news straight up. Oh, yeah, this is really interesting and really uncomfortable for her.
Starting point is 00:02:51 So today, some photos of Iggy Azalea when she was doing a photo shoot for GQ magazine Australia in 2016. It was a photo shoot. It was covered up, but she was kind of like topless, right, in between the shots. Yeah. So the photos of her with her exposed chest have been stolen from the photographer that did the photo shoot.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Okay. So she is livid about it. The photographer has finally gone on social media just moments ago and said, these were stolen from me. I didn't leak them on purpose, of course, and the person who stole them, you know, will be reprimanded by the police. So Iggy's really upset and she'll be taking this to the police. It's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It is a big deal and it's so invasive for someone. It is weird to think that if you're a celebrity and you do do a risque shoot like that, that someone has all the outtakes. Also, if you do a normal shoot, you know how sometimes a photo just makes you look real fugly? It doesn't matter how well done up you are, sometimes you look awful and someone has those
Starting point is 00:03:43 and someone could post those at any time. Don't have any of those. No. Dean cannot take a bad photo. Trust me. You've also got news on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith. I want to tell you this little story because this is a little personal story and I loved it. So Will Smith obviously doing the rounds for Aladdin at the moment.
Starting point is 00:04:00 He's everyone's talking about Will. I found out a little story from a friend of mine that does Jada's Botox. No way. Yes. She gets a little nip-tuck, a little here and there. Anyway, what happened was recently she got a little top-up for the premiere, and what she decided to do was play a prank on Will Smith. So when she was at the place getting the Botox,
Starting point is 00:04:16 she got the nurse to wrap her whole head in bandages to make it look like she had a facelift. Then she would love it. They love to prank each other these these two, don't they? They're so playful. She borrowed the wheelchair from the place as well and got her assistant to wheelchair her into the house with her whole head bandaged up pretending she had a facelift.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Will went crazy. And she left it on for about an hour and then she finally revealed herself just to play with him. So we found out they are very playful. Two important questions. Is it true that they have an open marriage? Well, they've denied it many, many times, but I think they actually do.
Starting point is 00:04:50 In your knowledge, that's kind of what they say here in LA that they probably do. That's the rumour in LA. And the second thing, your friend does her Botox. Is she free this week? Yeah. Fuck it, we should do something. That was actually going to be my question.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Was it? Have you had Botox before, Dean? I have had Botox. Because Brie really wants it. I want to try it. You don't need it. But look, here's a tip. So I stupidly years ago had one above my eyebrows and it made my eyebrows go up.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I looked surprised for six months. It was very surprised. Let's get you there. I love to look surprised. Dumb in. Surprise look. Well, it's LA. They have ads that. I love to look surprised. Dumb in. Surprise look. Well, it's LA. They have ads for like boob jobs and Botox literally around LA.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Right. Yeah, you can get them done at the library. Do you want a boob job as well? Nah, I'll pass on that one. Because like Dean said, you don't need one. Okay, hopefully we're back online very shortly and we can bring you a full Channing Tatum update. That's Spy brought to you by Samsung.
Starting point is 00:05:42 The Samsung Galaxy S10. The next generation Galaxy has arrived. We're shooting our whole trip on it. It's such a great phone. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're live from LA chasing Tatum. We've been moved into a different studio.
Starting point is 00:05:56 We're now in the hip-hop studios. Yeah, we're having some technical difficulties. It's okay because the show is now sponsored by a very fancy-looking bottle of spirits. And I feel a whole lot more gangster as well. It's good. There's a lot of delay because we're broadcasting from the past. Oh, yeah. It's still Monday.
Starting point is 00:06:14 It's Monday here. God, I have got no idea what's going on. Neither. I do know one thing, though, and that's that we are in pursuit of the world's hottest man, Channing Tatum, and it's time for an update. Bree, one year ago, the Channing Tatum started following you on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Brianna's amazing. Now, you and Clint have flown to the other side of the world to try to meet him, to see if it was all one big accident. After two days in Los Angeles, have you found him? No. Better luck is needed, alright? Not only have we not found him, we haven't... Oh, no, I don't want to underplay it.
Starting point is 00:07:04 We've had some good leads today. There is a few good leads we not found him, we haven't. I mean, oh, no, I don't want to underplay it. We've had some good leads today. There is a few good leads we've had today, and we're going to investigate even more on the show into those further. We did head down to Hollywood Boulevard today. This is where all the star impersonators are. It's also the place where they do the big movie previews. It's where all the stars on the sidewalk are. That's the one.
Starting point is 00:07:24 You can go down, you can see Elvis' star, whatever you want to do. I took you down there to the home of the stars to see if we could, you know, just locate them the old-fashioned way, like we did from the Hollywood Hills yesterday. Stuff this Twitter stuff. Let's go old school on this thing. Check this out. Chatting! Chatting Tatum!
Starting point is 00:07:43 Got my results back! It's a girl! Channing Tatum! Nah, no sign of him. We bought a puppy together. You bought a puppy together? Yeah. And what, you had a test to find out what gender it was? Yeah, well, we...
Starting point is 00:07:58 Why don't you just look? We bought it when it was inside the dog's tummy. Oh, one of those. Right, right. Well, I mean, if you've done all that together, it's weird that you can't just call him and we go and see him and that we're just standing in the middle of LA shouting at him. I had my phone stolen on the first night we were here. God, you've got so many good excuses.
Starting point is 00:08:16 It's put a spanner in the works or else I'd just message him. But, you know. We have promised you some celebrities on the show today and we're about to deliver next the biggest band in New Zealand right now. Ooh, there you go. That's hot, right? Ooh, joins us in LA to do something really stupid. We're back with them after this.
Starting point is 00:08:36 ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're live from Los Angeles. We are chasing Tatum. Oh, it's my turn? Sorry, we're broadcasting out of like an R&B station tonight. Is it my turn? Sorry. You decide.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I thought we were playing a package here. Today, we've done something really stupid and we've been in pain all day. Yeah. But it's all been in a bid to get Channing's attention. Just so you know, we're doing a show from a very uncomfortable personal position today. And it's not just us who are hurting. The entire band that is Drax Project are also in the midst of the same bout of pain. We got them involved in a food eating challenge today.
Starting point is 00:09:20 And this is how it went. Brianna's amazing. ZDM's Bri and Clint are Chasing Totem. Alright, we're chasing Channing again today in a different place. We're at Big Mama's and Papa's Pizzeria. And to impress Channing, we're going to now take
Starting point is 00:09:36 on the Sicilian Pizza Eating Challenge. I'm 6 foot 2 and the box comes up to just underneath my armpit. It's about 23 kilos of pizza. You have to eat it in under two hours, eight people. It's not just us. We have some special help from some hungry Kiwis as well.
Starting point is 00:09:53 The boys from Drax Project are going to join us. Yeah. But they woke up late, so... That's good. That's fine. Sean, you've just seen the pizza. What are your thoughts? I think this is nuts.
Starting point is 00:10:04 There's so much. He just chucked a whole bag of sauce. He put a whole goon bag of pizza sauce on it. Just honestly, this is messed up. You should see how they cut it, Sian. They're going to cut it with a chainsaw. No, they don't. You're taking the piss.
Starting point is 00:10:19 So we've just been informed by the officiator here at Big Mama's and Papa's Pizzeria. No toilet breaks throughout. That's going to change our liquid intake strategy. Yeah, no liquid. Because, I mean, I can go two hours without going number twos, but... I can't. Tiko, this is your challenge. This is your 23 kilos of pizza.
Starting point is 00:10:38 What is your best piece of advice for us before we start? The best piece I can say is you've got to scarf it down as fast as you can. Okay, we all got that? We're eating fast. Fast. Fast, fast, fast. Are you guys ready? Let's go!
Starting point is 00:10:49 All right. Three, two, one. Pizza! Okay, hey guys. It's Sean here. We're interviewing and we've got Matt Beecham from Drax Project.
Starting point is 00:10:59 How do you feel right now? How do you feel? Now, as you guys can hear, he's going very well. We're very deep into this pizza. Now, any last words? Thank you very much. Thanks for joining us. We'll see you next time. 20 minutes in. Do you think
Starting point is 00:11:11 we're going to finish? You guys are actually doing really good. 20 minutes in, that's pretty impressive. I see you guys kind of slowing down. Pick it up. Thanks, you guys. We need a piece update from Sian. How many pieces? How many pieces?
Starting point is 00:11:27 We've got eight. Producer Ben, how many pieces update? Wait for it. Five. That's five now. All right, other Ben, how many pieces update? I pulled in a solid seven slices. Seven?
Starting point is 00:11:36 I'm happy with that. Clint, how many pieces? Five and a half. Five and a half? Sam, how many? I did seven, and then I went to straight toppings. No, I'm happy with that. Matt, piece update?
Starting point is 00:11:51 Nine. Nine! Piece update from Ellie, how many? I've done two. You've barely done two. Minus a crust. Okay, I need everybody's attention. We've reached an important junction in the pizza eating challenge.
Starting point is 00:12:11 We're halfway. So we're one hour into our two hours. We need to decide now whether we're doubling down and going for the rest of this pizza or we're giving up. Like losers. And going back to New Zealand. Like losers. And failing. Do you want to fail? Do you want to go back to New Zealand like losers and failing.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Do you want to fail? Do you want to go back to Wellington like a loser? No. No. No, you don't. Do you want to have to go home and tell your parents you're a loser? I don't.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Then have a piece of goddamn pizza. Clint, you've eaten six pieces. Hey guys, it's Clint. I've taken myself off to the side for a bit of a rest. I'm currently lying in a booth by myself. I'm really starting to feel like I've let the team down. I've just hit a wall, you know, I've hit a wall.
Starting point is 00:12:56 If I don't make it, tell my wife I love her. Okay, we're making a call. We're at an hour 45 and there's about half the pizza left. Can we go home proud? No. But can we go making a call. We're at an hour 45, and there's about half the pizza left. Can we go home proud? No. But can we go home? Yes. Drax Project.
Starting point is 00:13:11 We can go home. We appreciate you. Brianna's amazing. CDM's Bri and Clint are chasing totem. So, yeah, another failure. We've had a few on this trip. If you can't visualise just how big a 23-kilo pizza is, So, yeah, another failure. We've had a few on this trip. If you can't visualise just how big a 23-kilo pizza is,
Starting point is 00:13:32 there is a picture on our Instagram right now, and it is a mammoth. Put it this way, with the Drax Project boys, we actually ate half the pizza, and we still took away seven boxes of leftover pizza, which we then gave away to people who were living rough in LA, which they appreciated. But that's how much pizza there really was. It was ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:13:53 And it didn't help that the Drax Project boys turned up late. You meant to say woke up late. Yeah, no, because they woke up late. Oh, there we go. Yeah. There it is, guys. No, big thanks to those boys. It was cool to hang out with them today.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Your chance to win ZM's World Tour No. 5. It's Billie Eilish live in San Diego coming up soon. Bree and Clint, live from LA, Zidim. Bree and Clint, the podcast, Zidim. I'm living for what I'm about to talk about. Guys, big stuff happened over the weekend. Don't know if you were aware, but the British toe wrestler, Alan Nasty Nash, has taken out, that's right, the toe wrestling championship for the 16th time in a row.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Oh, he's an absolute legend of the sport. Oh, if I know my toe wrestlers, he's an icon. Oh, yeah. He's like the Usain Bolt of toe wrestling. Yeah, yeah. This is a big thing. Have you heard of this before? If his toes were piggies, he's the one that went to market.
Starting point is 00:14:44 He's that good. He took it all the way to market. So this is a real thing, toe wrestling. Very similar to arm wrestling, but it's where two people have their feet together, they lock their big toes in together, and then they literally wrestle with their toes. Okay, I need more of a visual mental picture.
Starting point is 00:15:00 So is it just the big toes that hook around each other? So the big toes connect into each other, and then they wrestle with their big toes. Love it. I thought this afternoon we could give it a crack, and we've got none other than producer Ben, who's known for his feet. Am I?
Starting point is 00:15:18 Yeah, you've got hiker's feet. You've got tramping feet. Ben, hiker feet. They're very useful, but they're very used. Yeah, true. Ben, hiker feet McDowell, they call him. Ben Hikerfoot McDowell, yeah. I've never heard that, ever.
Starting point is 00:15:28 And we've also got with us, very lucky, our Hollywood reporter, Dean McCarthy, known as Dean Prettyfeet McCarthy. Oh, is he not going by Twinkle Toes anymore? Oh, no, he's upgraded. Dean, you've had a pedicure before? Every week. Are you kidding me? Top to toe. Top to toe.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Top to toe. What are your toes like? Are they strong? No, let's be clear. Don't be fooled by this little face. Okay, these toes will cut. These toes will take you down. Are you prepared to lose to Dean in a toe wrestle?
Starting point is 00:16:00 Nah. They're very soft feet, Ben. They're surprisingly soft. I was going to say they're sweaty, but I'll take soft. Dean's feet are bigger than yours, Ben. All right, so what's going to happen? We're going to lock your big toes in. And then Clint and I are going to officiate.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Yes, absolutely. So we're going to decide who is going to really take this out this afternoon. I feel like this is a special radio occasion, too, so we need to set it up properly. Yes, we do. So we need to welcome it up properly. Yes, we do. We need to welcome everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the inaugural Toe Wrestling Championship
Starting point is 00:16:29 broadcast live on New Zealand's ZM radio station. My name is Clint Roberts. I'm joined by fellow commentator Bree Thomas-El. Let's go live now down to the arena where Ben Hikerfeet McDowell and Dean Prefeet McCarthy are ready to wrestle. I want a good, clean toe wrestle.
Starting point is 00:16:48 When you're ready. Three, two, one. Do we go left or right? All right, so they've kicked off. Oh, you're going that way. Ben is going quite well. I'm going to fall off my seat. Dean has slipped out of the hole.
Starting point is 00:17:04 It's the moisturizer. I think Ben, Hiker Feet McDowell, took out that round. Can I ask? Yeah. How do you win? Because what you've got there is two guys pulling their feet in opposite directions, like an arm wrestle. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:19 How does someone win a toe wrestle? So in a real toe wrestling championship, they put two bookends either side, and you have to get your foot to touch the bookend. Yeah. All right. And that's how you take it out. Well, in the spirit of sportsmanship, we are giving the fight to Ben, is that right?
Starting point is 00:17:35 Okay. What do you guys think? Yeah, no, Ben won. Can we get you guys to shake feet? Thank you. Yes. I won best dressed, but he won the actual thing. MVP.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh, and they're shaking feet. That's weird. There we go. Someone's going to get tinning up. Toe wrestling, much like indoor netball, you've got to keep the nails clipped, otherwise someone is going to lose an eye. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Live from our Los Angeles studios as we continue to chase Channing Tatum. We have a lot of free time at the moment because, well, he's not here. He's not in the country. So we have to do other things to get accustomed to the LA lifestyle. There is a lead that we're going to explore later in the show that he might be in the country in the
Starting point is 00:18:14 next couple of days. And quite close to where we are too. Yes, so we will explore that later in the show. But yeah, we have been trying to fill our time. We did a giant pizza challenge. We took on 23 kilos of pizza today. And then I thought, hey, while we're here, why don't we try some of the more interesting celebrity beauty treatments?
Starting point is 00:18:31 Because this is the home of it, right? This is where everybody in the movies is looking to shave one year, five years, 10 years, even 20 years off their appearance. I've looked into a few things. There's quite a lot of weird stuff kicking around LA. We've still got Dean McCarthy, our spy reporter who lives in LA and we were just discussing this off air.
Starting point is 00:18:50 You said one of your friends gets a dog facial? One of my friend's dogs gets a blueberry facial. The dog gets the facial. The dog gets the facial. $150 at the place is called Doge, like Vogue but with a D
Starting point is 00:19:04 and it's on Melrose Act. Fabulous. at the places called Doge, like Vogue, but with a D, and it's on Melrose Ave. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Fabulous. I love it. And I don't know, how hot's the dog? It's the tiniest little dog. It would only need two little blueberries.
Starting point is 00:19:14 It's about 75 bucks a blueberry. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You said you've had the famous vampire facial. I've had the vampire facial. So you lay down, they take the blood from your arm, they spin it around, get the platelets, down, they take the blood from your arm, they spin it around, get the platelets and then they put holes
Starting point is 00:19:27 all through your face and then they rub your own platelet blood into your own skin. Is it your own blood? I thought it was teenagers' blood. I thought they got some...
Starting point is 00:19:34 No, it's your own. Because I thought they got teenagers' because their cells regenerate faster and they put some... That's a different thing, I think.
Starting point is 00:19:40 ...some young teen blood on you. Oh, no thanks. I tell you what though. That's what Five Sauce wrote that song about. Young blood. You on you. Oh, no, thanks. I tell you what, though. That's what Five Sauce wrote that song about. Young blood. You want it. You want it.
Starting point is 00:19:50 On your face. I don't know if they did. I don't know if I should have sung that. Yeah. I actually was going to get the vampire facial, and then you and I talked about it, and I thought, hmm, a bit intense. Was it full on?
Starting point is 00:20:04 It's full on. So you're basically for three days, I couldn't really leave the. Was it full on? It's full on. So you basically, for three days I couldn't really leave the house. It was dramatic. It was fabulous. And you're all crusty and red. You look like you've been I don't know. Yeah, like through a window of a car or something. It's not cute at all. It's not cute at all. And then after that,
Starting point is 00:20:17 baby, you look like a child. Also, it's like, oh, you must be Dean's son. Where's Dean? I didn't know he had a fabulous young son. Benjamin Button. This one we've done with you, Bree, is a lot less dramatic than that. Thank God. And a lot less invasive. I've had Botox, guys, and it was an experience.
Starting point is 00:20:34 No, I'm just joking. She hasn't. She hasn't. I know you hate massages. And even though I got you a massage in the studio a little while ago, you didn't appreciate it. I hated it. Don't like people touching me.
Starting point is 00:20:46 You don't like people touching you. No. So I found what's called Hydro Massage. It's massage done completely with water. We put you in like a big coffin thing. It looks like a body bag. Yeah, it does look like a body bag inside a sunbed. And we took you down to the Hollywood Boulevard this afternoon for a water massage.
Starting point is 00:21:03 This is what it sounds like. So this is a hydro massage. It's a full body massage all from the bottom of your feet all the way up to your neck. So you guys take off your shoes, get in there and you guys are going to feel like this. Do you have to take your clothes off? Nope. Clothes on. This might be my type
Starting point is 00:21:18 of massage. What the hell? I'm sick of it. It's going under my butt cheek. Oh, it's going on my head. It's going on my head. It kind of feels like someone is getting a high-pressure cleaning system. Oh!
Starting point is 00:21:41 There it goes. It tickles. It tickles. So, how was that? I actually didn't mind it. Right. It's actually quite nice. So it's just people that you hate, not massagers?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Yep. The interesting thing about it is, so there's a glass top to it, and then there's jets of water. It looks like a human car wash. You look like a car inside the car wash. But then there's a layer of polythene or plastic over you. When the jets go over your bum cheeks, you've never seen more definition than there was right there.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Remember when Kim Kardashian wore those... Were you looking at my butt? Yeah. Remember when Kim Kardashian wore those plastic pants that time? Yeah. That was your butt in the water massage machine. It was like perfectly shaped around your butt cheeks. I'm talking too much about your butt cheeks, aren't I?
Starting point is 00:22:29 Perv. That's water massage. No, I didn't mind it. You don't mind it? I quite liked it. What we want to know about this afternoon is some of the weird things that you've done. Some of the weird beauty treatments you might have tried out. And maybe you'll give us an idea as to what else we can do in LA.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Yeah, perfect. Have you had a vampire facial? Have you had a bird poo facial? Have you had the weird hair treatments that are going around at the moment? With the bulls? Yeah, with the bull stuff. The bull bits. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:57 0800 dial ZM. You can text us too on 9696. We want to know what are the weird beauty treatments you've had. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I don't know if you guys saw this story, but it came out of Australia and it was a story that I found very hard to believe. Picture this.
Starting point is 00:23:17 You've got a 12-year-old son. He says, see you later. I'm going to school. And he doesn't come home. Okay, sounds terrifying. Terrifying? Yeah. You find out hours later that your son has taken himself
Starting point is 00:23:31 to Bali. Why he's taken himself to Bali? Take a listen to this. The 12-year-old boy who took himself across Australia and on to Bali, on his own with not a parent in tow. and don't think it couldn't happen to you so a child can have an argument with their parents and leave the country he just doesn't like
Starting point is 00:23:54 the word no and that's what I got a kid in Indonesia that's terrifying how savvy and switched on is that 12 year old He took himself to the airport. Yeah. He was in Sydney. He caught a flight from Sydney to Perth. He then caught a connecting flight. He got two flights. He got two flights.
Starting point is 00:24:15 He then took himself to the international airport in Perth and then hopped on a flight to Bali, checked himself into a hotel, and spent the next four days there. And he's 12. And he's 12. And he's 12. See, I want a smart kid, but I don't want a kid that smart. That is incredible to me.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I want to be able to hide the TV remote from him, not have to hide my credit card information or put a keychain password thing on my laptop so he can't book himself an international holiday. I could barely wash myself when I was a 12-year-old. So I assume he stole a credit card. Is that how he did it? So, yeah, he used his mum's credit card and he has a phone,
Starting point is 00:24:50 so he booked his own flights. Booked his own flights with the credit card. And accommodation. That's the bit that buzzes me out even more, that he had the foresight to go, well, I'm 12 and when I get there, I'm obviously going to be quite tired. I'm going to need somewhere to sleep. And you know what he did?
Starting point is 00:25:04 So the family holidays quite a lot in Bali. So he actually knew quite a lot before he went. And he went to a hotel that his family has stayed at before. And when he went to the hotel desk, this is a scene out of Home Alone 2
Starting point is 00:25:19 when he goes to New York. And he booked a hotel room and when he got there, he said, oh, my sister and I are here, but my sister's gone out drinking. Can I check into the room? He's an evil genius. He is unbelievable. And what do you do with a kid like that?
Starting point is 00:25:36 How do you punish them? Because you can't ground him. Like, he's already proven he can't be tamed. You can't tell him to stay home, because he'll end up here in Los Angeles with us. You ask him to invent an app and then you live off the money for it the rest of your life. That's what you do.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Nick's on the show. We are going to, I don't know, try and bring you closer to chatting Tatum. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Los Angeles, chasing Tatum. We are in LA and Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood reporter, is here in the studio with us and he just handed me his Tinder and there was a famous YouTuber on there that I just matched with.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Damn. As Dean, yeah. Oh, as Dean. How many famous people do you see there on Tinder? I don't see that many. You just see kind of like YouTubers and like some... Who was it? Was it Logan Paul?
Starting point is 00:26:26 No. No. He's not gay. How do you know? Well, apparently he's not. I don't think so. I don't get a gay vibe from him. No, I don't get the gay vibe from him.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Who was it? Just this... He was a YouTuber. He's a twin and his brother and him are so hot and they're models and YouTubers. Right. Yeah. Model slash YouTuber. Do celebrities go on Tinder here?
Starting point is 00:26:45 They go on Raya. Yeah, you were telling us about Raya. I tried to sign up for it yesterday. I couldn't even download it. So Raya is like a VIP Tinder, is that right? VIP Tinder. You've got to apply, they have to accept you and then a lot of celebrities and a lot of people in entertainment are on there. Right. So they look at how many followers you
Starting point is 00:27:01 have and stuff. Yeah, they look at that. Actually, you have to link your Instagram. They look at your Instagram before they approve you. And obviously, they're looking at how hot you have and stuff. Yeah. Actually, you have to link your Instagram. They look at your Instagram before they approve you. And obviously, they're looking at how hot you are and stuff. I got denied three times. How are you getting denied? I even got denied with a secret code. My friend was like, hey, here's a code that gets you through the first layer of the... Still denied.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Really? Someone at Ray is not into it. Really? You got denied using a discount code for a celebrity app? You know my friend? My friend Amos Gill, he's a comedian. He lives here in LA or he spends half his time here. He was telling me he went onto this app and he got accepted
Starting point is 00:27:36 and he matched with Scarlett Johansson on this app. This is a true story and he screenshot it and was like stoked about it because, I mean he was posting some real like airbrush photos of himself okay
Starting point is 00:27:49 and he posted it and it went viral and all these people were talking about it and then Raya found out about it and took him off the app yep
Starting point is 00:27:57 yep he got burned God you'd be gutted if you hadn't exchanged numbers with Scarlett Johansson by then like if they closed down
Starting point is 00:28:04 your profile and you can never get back to her, what are you going to do? Go knock on her gate, her big iron gate outside and go, it's me, the guy from Raya that you matched with. Please let me in, Scarlett. She's going to just go, call security. Why would he have that accent? Where is he from?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Is he a leprechaun? The number of times I've been roasted for my accent on this trip already. Nah, mate, you're good. You're fine. You got roasted again today
Starting point is 00:28:32 on Hollywood Boulevard, didn't you? Yeah, by a bloody Princess Leia impersonator. Take a look in the mirror. You think my accent's bad? I can tell you're wearing a wig. So suck on that,
Starting point is 00:28:43 Princess Leia. Okay? Thank you very much. She slayed you. Next, we're going to play the Insta Fame Game. Brie and Clint, live from Hollywood. ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's get a round of the Insta Fame Game.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. This is a big one this week because we're in LA, Land of the Stars, and I believe, are we tying? That's a really good question, Brie,
Starting point is 00:29:16 and I'll just have to pan for some time here as I find out the score. And that would be nine all. Yes, you're right, Brie. Well done. Nine games to Brie, nine games to me. What producer Ellie does is she gives us celebrities from Instagram and we try and guess how many followers they have. How are we doing this week, Ellie?
Starting point is 00:29:33 So this week we've got a bit of a theme going on. A theme? Yeah, a theme. I do love to team with the theme. Yes. Well, this week's theme is all co-stars of Channing Tatum. Ah, okay. Oh, I see what you've done there.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yep, do you? Thank you. God, we just thought you were pretty funny. So your first celebrity today is Jonah Hill from the Jump Streets. I love Jonah Hill. Me too. I think he's very funny. Did he get ripped recently?
Starting point is 00:30:00 Yeah, I think he lost weight. For a role. It was for a movie role. Oh, okay, cool. And for health. All right, for Jonah Hill. Clint. For a role. It was for a movie role. Okay, cool. And for health. All right. For Jonah Hill. Clint, you've put $19 million.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Brie, you've put $5 million. Jonah Hill has $1.5 million. It's a point to Brie. Is that all? Yeah, because he only got Instagram probably eight or nine months ago from me. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Only that. Who's next? The next one is from Dear John. It's Amanda Seyfried. Have I said that right? Seyfried. Is she the one in Mamma Mia? Yeah, that one. Yeah. yeah. Okay. So, yeah, only that. Who's next? The next one is from Dear John. It's Amanda Seyfried. Have I said that right? Seyfried. Is she the one in Mamma Mia? Yeah, that one.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Yeah. She's done quite a few big movies, actually. All right, for Amanda Seyfried, I don't know how to say her name. Amanda Seyfried. For Amanda Seyfried and Royd. For Amanda Seyfried. For Amanda Siegfried and Royd. For Amanda Seyfried, Bryce. Ellie's tired. She's jet lagged.
Starting point is 00:30:51 She's jet lagged. All right, Clint, you put $1.5 million. Bree, you put $7 million. Okay, well, I know from your tone that I went too big. Amanda S has $4 million. So I believe that's a point to Clint. It is a point to me. Just by $500,000.
Starting point is 00:31:06 All right, your next celebrity. He's also from the Jump Street franchise. It's Ice Cube. Ice Cube. Oh, he's in the background. Oh, is he? Oh, he is. We're in the hip-hop studio. You're going to college. He's from here. He's from Compton. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:21 There you go. Alright, for Ice Cube, Clint, you put $6 million. Bree, you put $1.8 million. Ice Cube has $14.4 million. Point to Clint. Get in there. Get in there, son. All right, your next one, and this could, Clint could win the game with this,
Starting point is 00:31:37 is one of his Lego movie co-stars, Chris Pratt. Oh, I love Chris Pratt. Now, remind me. He's a tasty dish. Is he the Star Trek one or the Jurassic Park one? No. You're not allowed to know. I gave you Mamma Mia. Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park. Thank you. I always
Starting point is 00:31:56 get him and Chris Pine confused. I didn't ask you who was who, though. I said is she the one from Mamma Mia? Okay, is he the one from Jurassic Park? Yeah, but you didn't know. You had to ask both. Oh, worry about your own answer. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:32:10 All right, for Chris Pratt. Clint, you've put $4 million. Brie is still gone, and she's put $16 million. Chris Pratt has $25.4 million. Point to Brie, and we're going to a tiebreaker. Tiebreaker! All right. Oh, nice work, Harry, back in the studio for suspense. Love it.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Alright, your final one. Co-star of Channing Tatum and White House Down, it's Jamie Foxx. Yep. Now, is he the one from the Ray Charles movie? I'm kidding. I'm obviously kidding. Jamie Foxx. Oh, I'm jet lagged, mate.
Starting point is 00:32:43 You're playing a dangerous game. There is a signed picture of Jamie Foxx right outside the studio, too. How do you realize all that? Jamie Foxx. Oh. Mmm. Mmm. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Mmm. And for Jamie Foxx, Clint, you put $10 million. Brie, you've put $8 million. Oh, we're close. Oh, Jamie Foxx has $6.9 million. Yay! It's a game for Brie. Woo!
Starting point is 00:33:04 Back to the league. Woo. Oh, well done, guys. Well done. Doesn't matter, though. It's just a game. Now, is he from this movie or is he from... He's from Katie Holmes.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Did you know that he stayed in Katie Holmes? Yeah, that was a secret for a long time, wasn't it? Yeah, she doesn't do any public relationship and any stuff anymore. Ever since Tom Cruise jumped on that couch and locked her in a Scientology prison for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:33:30 So now she doesn't talk about her relationships anymore. Mate, we're in LA. Just be careful. I will start a public feud with Tom Cruise if it means he comes on the show. Love it.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Any publicity is good publicity. Our next thing, chasing Tom Cruise. We'll go straight to the Scientology church and we will never be seen again. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:50 When I say to you, someone got amnesia, what do you think they would have got that from? Do you mean amnesia? What did I say? Amnesia. You said the right word but you had a blocked nose. Amnesia. Amnesia. You said the right word, but you had a blocked nose. Amnesia.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Amnesia. I think they had a... I think they got like a head injury, like a knock to the head. Right, you'd think they'd have like a concussion or like, you know, something drastic. Memory loss. Yeah, memory loss where you actually lose memories from your past or maybe a car accident or something really drastic, right? Let me read you the first part of this story
Starting point is 00:34:27 about a woman who got amnesia. According to a news report out of China, a woman in Hong Kong temporarily lost 10 years' worth of memories after overstraining herself whilst doing a poo. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So not so much a head injury as much as a turtle head injury.
Starting point is 00:34:52 So this story actually really worries me because there's been a few times where I've thought I could injure myself. Now, without getting too graphic, I'm thinking about the pushing function of that job, and it does impact you in the brain. It does. Like it does feel like you could burst a blood vessel. It is the blood flow.
Starting point is 00:35:11 So there's reports, yeah, from the China press. They're saying that this woman was experiencing severe constipation, which is not nice. And for more than two weeks she was very uncomfortable and she was going through a lot and finally she has emerged from the toilet and she was very dishevelled didn't know where she was
Starting point is 00:35:35 and she had lost 10 years of her memory wait so she remained conscious yes and did her business do we know if she followed through did she manage to I'm not sure I can't confirm if she did because that Did she manage to? I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:35:46 I can't confirm if she did. Because that would make it even worse. Pinch one off. But yeah, she came out of the toilet. So she went in there in 2019 and she came out in 2009? Yeah, so if she was... Oh, that's bizarre. Isn't that weird? So say if she was 40, when she came out,
Starting point is 00:35:59 she thought she was 30. Wow. Isn't that crazy? So, and people are saying, oh, that's not true. That can't happen. What a load of BS. Turns out, there is a doctor who has commented on it, a neurologist, and he said it actually could potentially happen. And they're saying it's called transient global amnesia. And it's often caused when blood flow and oxygen to the brain is compromised by a certain vein.
Starting point is 00:36:28 God. Man. God, can you imagine? You walk into the toilet, you just do your business, and you come out 10 years younger. That poo has taken years off you. Usually 10 kilos, but not 10 years. We shouldn't laugh. She's all right.
Starting point is 00:36:48 All of her memories have come back. Oh, they came back. They came back, and she had to go to hospital temporarily. Right, but still no word on whether she's had a movement? No, she's still struggling in that department. Right, so not all good news. But she can't remember, though. Okay. Up and deez, up news. But she can't remember though. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Abdeesh, Abdeesh, Abdeesh. Bree and Clint, we're going to do birthday banger next. If you want to know what yours is, you can call us right now. We'll connect you to us in LA and we'll tell you back in New Zealand what was number one on your 16th birthday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
Starting point is 00:37:21 It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. We get your birthday so we figure out what was number one, and then we'll play one of those songs for everyone. Okay, let's go down the line from Los Angeles back to Auckland to Kirsty. Where are you? Christchurch. Damn, this is truly global, girl. Okay, let's find out what your birthday banger is.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I heard, Kirsty, along the grapevine, that your birthday's today. Yes, it is. Oh, well, happy birthday for today. Happy birthday. Have you got any good gifts? I've got a merino top. That's a great gift. That's a great gift.
Starting point is 00:37:58 That's a great gift. That's perfect. Merino, wonderful material. Very warm. Very practical. Very temperature regulating. You know, better than a poly warm. Very practical. Very temperature regulating. You know, better than a polyester. Great for Christchurch.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Perfect for the weather. What year were you born, Kirsty? 1985. Okay, so you were 16 in 2001 on the 28th of May. So on this day back in 2001, this was number one. Looking back on when we first met I can't escape Baby, I cannot forget Baby, you're the one
Starting point is 00:38:36 You still tell me all You can make me whole again What a wonderful birthday banger you've got, Kirsty. Atomic kitten. Oh, it could be bitter out there, couldn't it? Oh, my God. Oh, no. We got your merino top and everything and you're never satisfied.
Starting point is 00:38:55 That's okay. Let's go to Nicole. Hey, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. What's your birthday, Nicole? 21st of January, 1986. Okay, Nicole, you were 16 in 2002 on the 21st of January 1986. Okay, Nicole, you were 16 in 2002 on the 21st of January.
Starting point is 00:39:08 And back in 2002, this topped the charts. I can be your hero, baby. Oh. I can kiss you wherever you want. A bit disappointing. Oh, Nicole, you don't love something like that. It's not too bad Was that song In the Zorro movie
Starting point is 00:39:30 Or am I confusing Enrique Iglesias With Antonio Banderas again Maybe Maybe It could be both right Could be both Could be both
Starting point is 00:39:38 Okay one more Hey Jade how are ya Jade Jade She's making a right turn Make your right turn Jade, how are you? Jade. Jade? Jade, hello. She's making a right turn. Make your right turn.
Starting point is 00:39:51 I was going to say, I'm getting an indication that Jade is not necessarily there, but you are there, Jade. Hi. Yes, hi. What's your birthday, Jade? 24th of September, 1980. Okay, Jade, you were 16 in 1996 on the 24th of September, and in the 90s, this was a hit.
Starting point is 00:40:10 If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. You've got to get with my friends. That one. That one. Oh, my God. Play that one. That's the easiest flashback. Got to play it.
Starting point is 00:40:19 They're touring at the moment. That is such spot on timing. How good is that? Jade, I think we're about to play your birthday banger, the Spice Girls. Yes. Straight out of 1996. Here it is, your birthday banger, New Zealand, Brianne Clint. Forget my past If you wanna get with me Better make it fast Now don't go wasting My precious time
Starting point is 00:40:50 Get your act together We could be just fine I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want Don't tell me what you want What you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really wanna
Starting point is 00:41:02 Take a take on If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking it's too easy, but that's the way it is What you think about that? Now you know how I feel Say you could handle my love Are you for real?
Starting point is 00:41:29 I won't be hasty I'll give you a try If you really bug me Then I'll say goodbye No, I won't tell you what I want What I really, really want Don't tell me what you want What you really, really want
Starting point is 00:41:41 I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really wanna Say, wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really wanna take a break If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my plans Make it last forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover You have got to give
Starting point is 00:41:58 You've got to take it, it's too easy But that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully We got M in the place who likes it in your face You got G like MC who likes it on a Easy V doesn't come for free She's a real lady
Starting point is 00:42:13 And as for me, how you'll sleep Slap your body down and wine, it's all around Slap your body down and wine, it's all around If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Making love's forever, friendship never ends. If you want to be my lover, you have got to give. Taking it too easy, but that's the way it is.
Starting point is 00:42:37 If you want to be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta make me love's forever. Stub your body down, the wine is all around. look like a boss Everybody down and wine is all around Everybody down and wine is all around Everybody down and party's all around Everybody down and zing-a-zing-a Ah Zing
Starting point is 00:43:01 Brie and Clint God, I love the Spice Girls. I had the deodorant. I had the pencil case. I had the shoes. I had the tops. I had everything. Did you have the Girl Power ring?
Starting point is 00:43:13 Of course I had the Girl Power ring. Yeah. That was the best. They were just a merchandiser's dream, weren't they? Weren't they? I mean, the Girl Power movement, very important at the same time. But then you go and bring out an impulse deodorant that every girl has to have. Look out.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Pure genius. I wonder if Impulse are re-releasing Spice Girls deodorant for the Spice Girls tour. They'd be dumb not to. They would be dumb not to. Call it a, oh, you could just call it like something, what was it, Old Spice? Are you saying they're old? No, that's the name of a scent. No, that's a men's deodorant, Old Spice.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Yeah, but they could do a deal and bring out a girl version. I don't think they want to be called old is the problem with that. Yeah, good point. Hey, our girl Belle from the day show on ZM, she's off to see the Spice Girls. She flew out today, so we're going to get a report from her when she sees them live as to what that was like. So lucky.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Are you jealous? So jealous. That's once in a lifetime. Next on the show, we may have gotten as close to Channing Tatum as we possibly can so far. This is like one degree of separation from the man himself.
Starting point is 00:44:15 We are here in LA. That's our whole mission to find him and we're going to bring you that straight after this. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're here in Los Angeles. We are still chasing Tatum. Two days in, we haven't found him, but that's okay. Our spirits are high and we remain positive
Starting point is 00:44:29 because we are going to get him before the end of the week, Bree. Yeah, no, I'm super positive. No, you're not. No doubts. I can hear you wavering already. I've got a lot of doubts, okay, because if he was here in LA, I think I'd be pretty confident because I think we could make enough noise that we could at least get in front of him for like a second.
Starting point is 00:44:49 He could be here in LA. That's the bit you're overlooking. It's true. He's doing that celebrity thing where they go total blackout until they have something they want to share with you. That's what the good celebrities do. The annoying ones are constantly in your face, updating their Instagram every single day like, oh my God, I got a coffee.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Channing, he only tells you when it's important and it's like a little breadcrumb trail. It's like Hansel and Gretel going through the forest. He only does it when he wants you to know where he is. Like Germany. Like Iceland. So, when he's ready for us to know that he's back in LA,
Starting point is 00:45:22 he'll send us a signal, okay? And we will still be here and we will find Channing Tatum. Yeah, we're not leaving until we meet him. Tomorrow we're going to his house, okay? Tomorrow Dean McCarthy is taking us to his house. Yeah, it's that desperate, guys. Yeah, it's time. It's time.
Starting point is 00:45:37 There was a glimmer of hope today when there was one degree of separation when we met a guy on the Hollywood strip who met Channing Tatum, not years ago, not like 10 years ago. He met him last week. And he had a real conversation with Channing Tatum. This is a true interaction.
Starting point is 00:45:57 This is one person and five days between us meeting Channing Tatum. This is what Mateo told us today. We're just here at Vitality with Mateo, and we've asked him the question, have you seen Channing Tatum, and what did you say? I have. But I worked a wedding, and it was his best friend's wedding.
Starting point is 00:46:17 So I actually bartended for him, for his best friend and all his family, and he's the nicest guy ever. He actually came up to us. And the first thing he did before he asked any of the drinks or anything, he was like, hey, my name is Chan. How are you guys doing? And shook everybody's hand. So he's a super nice guy.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Why couldn't we have been here last week? Who does that? What kind of big deal Hollywood celebrity does that? It doesn't surprise me at all. I feel like he's one of the most down-to-earth A-list celebrities kicking around. Mateo was working as a waiter and we said to him, look, that's cool. Sounds like you made a real friend.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Did you get a phone number? Because you've got to ask these things in these situations. You've got to use your chances to ask these questions. Mateo looked at us like we were stupid and he said, no, man, I was a waiter. I'm not going to overstep my line. I was there to do a service and I paid the service. Okay. And Jesse Jay was also there.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was the other bit he gave us. Jesse Jay was with him. And Brie goes, God, I hate her. I hate that she's taken him away from me. I don't hate her. I actually love Jesse Jay. Don't try and make up for it now. Okay. We're still chasing Tatum. We will get him. We will get him.
Starting point is 00:47:30 We have to get him. And we'll continue to bring you that this week while we're here in Los Angeles. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Something I've noticed since being in LA, obviously we stand out, not because we're wearing these brightly coloured pink suits, but another thing that makes us stand out is our accents. Yeah, people don't understand us a lot of the time.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Yeah, it's really hard to order food from a drive-thru. We did a pizza challenge today where we tried to eat the world's biggest delivery pizza, 23 kilos of pizza. Obviously, we failed and we weren't going to let this pizza go to waste, so we took it to a homeless shelter afterwards. And I went in there and I said, hey, I've got a whole lot of leftover pizza that I was wondering if you guys want. And the lady goes,
Starting point is 00:48:10 I don't understand anything you're saying. I was like, leftover pizza? What kind of pizza? Leftover? And it's crazy to me that they can't understand us. We're speaking English. Which I'm an Aussie, obviously. You're a Kiwi.
Starting point is 00:48:24 It's like, I would say our accents are like American and Canadian. That's definitely what it's like. So to Americans, we sound very similar. Do you know what's annoying to me though? They can understand you slightly better than they can understand me. Yeah, I think they can. Yeah. Which we put it to the test today on Hollywood Boulevard, whether people could tell the difference or where we're from. And the first lady we spoke to, she was pretty good. What's your name? Vanessa.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Where are you from, Vanessa? New Jersey. Do you know where I'm from based off my accent? Well, should I say New Zealand to offend you or Australia to offend you? Oh, okay. What about if you're listening to my accent, do you know where I'm know. Oh. Oh, I... Okay. What about if you're listening to my accent? Do you know where I'm from?
Starting point is 00:49:07 Australia. Oh, she's good. So you do know where I'm from? Yes. Where? Australia. No, New Zealand. On reflection, I think she was just trying to offend me by saying Australia.
Starting point is 00:49:18 She was. She knew it was New Zealand. Right, I get the joke. I get jokes. That's cool. She was very good. She picked up on it. The next person... She understood the rivalry too, which I get jokes. She was very good. She picked up on it. The next person.
Starting point is 00:49:25 She understood the rivalry too, which I found interesting. Yeah. The next person we spoke to was a Princess Leia impersonator. So you've obviously picked up that I'm an Aussie. I love Australian accents. Oh. Do you know where my accent's from? Aussies are okay with me.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Can you say, I'm going to have a barbecue on my deck? I'm going to have a barbecue on my deck. I'm going to have a barbecue on my dick. That's a good accent. That's a good accent. I'm going to have a barbecue on my dick as well. Okay. That doesn't have anything to do with me, but thank you for saying that. No.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Click gets roasted on Hollywood Boulevard 2.0. Do you know where my accent is from? Because I'm not Australian. South Africa? No. No. In the right area not Australian. South Africa? No. No. In the right area-ish. New Zealand?
Starting point is 00:50:09 Hey! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Princess Leia is a mean lady. And she hustled us, by the way. She did. She had a sign where she was trying to get Carrie Fisher, a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Starting point is 00:50:21 She had a petition to sign, and we're like... And then she said, because we recorded her, it'll be 20 bucks. No! She goes, normally people just get photos and because you guys took video as well, I'm going to need
Starting point is 00:50:31 $20. She wasn't even that good of an impersonator. She's a good hustler though. She left with 10 bucks of our money. Yeah, I know. Speaking of good impersonators though, there was one guy on the strip who was impersonating Alan from The Hangover. He is so good. Very good. Looks exactly like him. Put him in a wax museum.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Save a whole lot of wax. Just get him to stand there. Picture a baby. You know where Alan carries the baby in the movie. With the sunglasses on. Exactly right. And we went up to him and he was the last person we asked about our accents. You wouldn't believe it, but we found Alan from The Hangover. Where he owes me
Starting point is 00:51:04 money. Alan, I bet you're really good at picking accents. I want to ask you, you think we're both from New Zealand, but one of us is actually from Australia. Is it Clint? Me. Or is it me? You've pointed at Bree. Why? Because she said me.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Me. He even does a good Australian accent, that guy. Doesn't he? Yeah. That's actually a good idea. We should see if that guy wants to go and stand in the wax museum and then when people come past, just scare the crap out of them. Or we should see if he does a good Channing Tatum
Starting point is 00:51:41 and then we pretend that we met Channing Tatum and then we can go home proud and successful and Ross Boss will still like us and we haven't wasted anybody's time. Both good ideas. Let's brainstorm them overnight, shall we? ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, live from LA.
Starting point is 00:51:57 By the way, it's almost midnight over here at the moment so we have the munchies and we have been to the snacks machine and we've got a whole lot of American snacks. We've got Pringles and Doritos, ranch flavor and all that sort of stuff. It's really getting us through at the moment. It is. And we came across an article because obviously Fletch Horne and Megan, the most recent food fight they did was chips, which I loved. I was super invested in that. Big time. Everybody's got a favorite.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Exactly. And who doesn't love chips? But we both, you and I, were a bit confused about what took it out. I don't understand how Bluebird Salt and Vinegars took down barbecue kettle chips. Like, I love salt and vinegar. Yeah. But I feel like the flavour's just a bit plain to take out the best chip in New Zealand. Plus, if you've got any cuts in your mouth,
Starting point is 00:52:51 it really hurts. But that's a whole other category. And if you eat too many, your tongue peels. See? It's a hard chip to eat. It's a risk. And then there's an article that's been done. There's no arguing with the people, though.
Starting point is 00:53:02 That ended up being New Zealand's favourite chip. Exactly right. The majority rules. So congratulations to the Bluebird Salt and Vinegar Chip Company. Us Aussies have copied you. And they've done an article about what the favourite chip is in Australia. That's good because you guys have a whole different category of chips that you have. You have Lay's.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Yeah, we've got a bunch of Smith's. No, not Orion's. No, Orion's. We've got Rock Deli, Smiths, Lay's. There's quite a lot of chips. Kangaroo Chip-Os? No. Anyway, the list has surprised me quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:53:36 You done? Potato Pusses? Do you want to hear what is in the top five? Yeah, I do want to know what Australia's top five chips are. You might not know some of these, actually, but we'll see. Coming in at number five, I'm pretty sure the Kiwis have these, Cheezels. Cheezels, got Cheezels, love Cheezels. Love Cheezels.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Congratulations to Cheezels, a deserved top five entry. Very, very good. Coming in at number four, Pringles Original. Pringles are superhuman chips, though. We don't know how they make them. We don't know what the deal is. I don't get it. Like, do they have special potatoes that they use?
Starting point is 00:54:11 Because they're all the same. They're all the same shape. It makes me think it's not real potato. And they've made them smaller recently. Yeah, I already couldn't get my hand into the jar, and now it's even harder. So that's fine. Coming in at number three, Smith's Salt and Vinegar.
Starting point is 00:54:26 So that's the equivalent of what took it out here in New Zealand. So Smith's is your bog standard, like Bluebird, most popular chips in New Zealand. Exactly right. Smith's most popular chips
Starting point is 00:54:34 in Australia? Yeah, probably. Okay. It'd be up there, so Salt and Vinegar. Third, short, that's fine. Number two. The Aussie version of Twisties.
Starting point is 00:54:42 So our Twisties are very different to your Twisties. Are they still called Twisties? They're still called Twisties. So our twisties are very different to your twisties. Are they still called twisties? They're still called twisties. Who makes them? That's a great question. Because twisties are a bluebird here.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Right. I'm not sure who makes them back home, but they're very different, completely different to your guys' twisties. Are they in a blue bag? No, they're in a yellow bag. What the? That's what they look like. Those aren't twisties.
Starting point is 00:55:02 And they're awesome, way better than your twisties. How twisties got a lot of cheese in them? A lot of air. Yeah, see, these are very dense. I could talk about chips all day. Okay, well, I really want to know. So we're at number one. This is Australia's favourite chip.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Number one. Smith's Original. Wait, what? So, hang on. Plain. Plain. Plain. Salted.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Boring old. Ready salted? Ready salted plain. Oh. Look, if you're going to try to compass out to have a more boring chip than our number one, then you won. Congratulations. I'm never going back to Australia.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Who voted? What is going on? I'm never going back for ScoMo now. That's crap. Congratulations. I'm never going back to Australia. Who voted? What is going on? I'm never going back. First ScoMo now. This crap. Yeah. What the hell is going on? Well you're welcome here mate. Thanks mate. For a little bit longer anyway. The podcast.
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