ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 28th 2020

Episode Date: May 28, 2020

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oh i think that i am a cheerleader are you ready are you already doing it okay um hi everyone this is the brie and clint podcast got a confession to make what i didn't wait for the podcast to check my lotto ticket oh i'm so devo no i know you you're not but someone out there would have been going this is exciting we're gonna hear see i got a unanimous Unenthusiastic Yeah this is what it sounded like When they Anyway I checked my letter ticket And I won Yeah how much

Bonus ticket Nice Back in the game baby Back in the game No okay So let's make it a rule I only want to hear About you winning

If you win 10,000 and up Oh Whoa And guess what Well me too No Me too No producer Ben Or else we're going to have to Sit through this every day up. Well, me too. No. No, Producer Ben and us, we're going to have to sit through this every day.

I had a thought about it yesterday. I did have a think yesterday. Could you imagine being in a room and someone else wins? You have to deal with the stress of all the millions, but you're right there when they win. I said if he wins $10,000 and up, then we want to hear about it. Yeah, but I'm talking about doing a live reveal.

This is the last time we will be talking about this on the podcast unless you win $10,000 and up. I need to buy another ticket. Yeah. Oh, this is so punishing. No, you take the reins, mate. Off you go. I'll buy my lotto ticket.

Okay, you go do that. What's everyone doing? Because we've got tomorrow off. Yeah, we should say no podcast tomorrow. Yeah, so no podcast tomorrow. It is everyone doing? Because we've got tomorrow off. Yeah, we should say no podcast tomorrow. Yeah, so no podcast tomorrow. It is, well, we're taking an extra day. I can't get on the lotto app on the work Wi-Fi. Work won't support my gambling habit.

Sorry, back to you. Anyway, when are you picking up your camper van? Tomorrow, midday. Oh, so you're picking up midday. Yeah. And how much are you paying for it? About $25 a day. I don't want to hear about the camper van until

you pay $10,000. Nah, not the same. Camper vans are cool and fun and adventurous. And producer Ellie, you're going away to a farm. Yes. Oh, howdy partner. What kind of animals do they have? She's not being put down by the way. When you say Ellie's going away to a

farm, it sounds like she's taking a long, long nap Yeah What kind of animals? Because it's your friend Jessie Burt's farm Yes, they have a lot of dogs Oh, what? A dog farm

How crazy Are you a dog farm? Oh my god, I wish Sorry, I'm back I've got my ticket I'm back in the conversation I want to go to a dog farm I'll go to a few dogs

What kind? Look, I can't tell you the breed I'm not sure about these things I see. Not a dog person. But a lot of them, they're farm dogs, so don't really get very close with them. We had farm dogs that we cuddled and stuff. Oh, there you go.

They're actually more in the pine tree industry, not so much animals. Oh, yeah. So it's more of a plant farm. Tree farm. Tree farm. Yeah. And so are we talking the trees that get cut and then turned into power poles and stuff, right? What? I'm going to say yes.

That's what they do in Australia. They literally grow these long, like thin pines. Supermodel trees. Yeah, pretty much. And then they cut them all down and turn them into like, yeah, electricity poles that you see on the side of the road. They circumcise all the branches off them. Literally. And then they just erect them.

Bet you didn't know that. No, I didn't. I could tell you a lot about farming. You could, actually. Oh, not that shit again. Yeah, see, this is how I feel when you talk about Lotto. Yeah, yeah. You want to hear an apple fact?

I do. Yeah. So apples, you know they all have a waxing on them. What? A wax coating. No, no, no, no. New fact. You've used this one too many times.

No, Ben doesn't know it. Ben doesn't know it. So you know what? You know apples naturally aren't shiny. Yeah, I've heard this actually. They get put through a machine where hot wax gets put onto the apple and it coats it and that's why it's shiny. That is interesting.

There you go. Did you also know that apples, my dad grows, like trains the trees to grow a specific size apple because the supermarkets don't want them bigger than, I mean, I don't know what they call the sizes, but if it's bigger than the size that they want, it gets thrown out. Oh, what a waste. So he has to grow it in a way that makes sure they don't get thrown out.

Exactly right. Part of his job is going into Coles and literally with a box of apples and he says, how do you like them apples? And they say yes or no. And that's a big part of his job. It's actually super scientific because it's like a certain amount of water, a certain amount of fertilizer to grow them just right. Interesting.

Did you learn something? I did, yeah. Do you know apples? I don't even know apples. Can we go? This is our long weekend. Did you win though? What did you win?

We all know he didn't win. I was buying next week's ticket. He never wins ever. I won last week on the show. And now we're talking about like he's bringing to the show him just buying the ticket. I mean, how boring is that? I'll say that's a bit boring, yeah. Someone won $7 million last night.

If that person's listening to the podcast, Harvey's G. They're looking for someone in Australia that won $3 million. They can't find them. Was it Katie Drage? You're kidding me. Holy shit. That was great. That was so great.

How did you remember her full fucking name? That's very good. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Sam, I always get the timing wrong. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. G'day, guys. Happy Thursday. We're very close to a long weekend. Well, we in particular are extremely close to a long weekend because, just a little secret for you, we're taking a day off tomorrow. So this is our Friday.

Yeah, I know. Which does nothing for you, but I mean, if you, anyway, we're in such a good mood. But you should take, you know, take our lead and take them off. Take some leave. Yeah, exactly. Because of that, because we're not going to be here tomorrow,

we're saying cheers to your local today. At five o'clock today, we're going to give you the chance to call up and shout out your favourite bar or restaurant

or cafe or watering hole or club rooms, whatever it is. And just for getting on air and giving them a shout out and saying cheers to those guys, we'll give you a $100 voucher to go and spend there. Yeah, how awesome is that? Also up for grabs today is still the Daddy Bloomfield Extravaganza Bonanza.

And today, up for grabs, $500 of fuel. Perfect for the long weekend. Perfect for a road trip. Yeah. So all you have to do is text daddy to 9696 right now. You still have a bit more time for that. Speaking of fuel shows brought to you by

Mobil, thank you very much. Mobil, you can save 6 cents per litre every single day at Mobil and we'll give away a $100 Mobil fuel voucher just before 5 o'clock with What's The Plot. God, there is too much on, if anything. We're just giving away a bunch of stuff today. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Next though, we want to talk the Plot. God, there is too much on, if anything. We're just giving away a bunch of stuff today. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

Next, though, we want to talk family recipe secrets. Yeah, does your family have one? How long has it been in the family for? Because there's been a family recipe feud on Facebook between two ladies and things are getting heated. Two Karens? Pretty much. Yeah, right.

Okay, we'll talk about that after Ariarona. Service. It's a new artist. Just started playing them. Ariarona. God, their name's so easy to say, too. Roxanne. Bree and Clint.

Does your family have a recipe that's been passed down from generation to generation? Or maybe it's just a couple of generations, but it's like a secret family recipe. Yeah, it's the pride and joy of family Christmas, or it's the center dish, right? Yeah. It's the pistachio.

It's at every family gathering someone's making this dish because the story's broken out on Facebook, and it's between two women, and it's a vicious battle which involves a family recipe of broccoli casserole. Oh, broccoli casserole? Yeah, broccoli casserole dish. Okay. I mean, maybe it's big in America.

I'm not sure. Anyway, a woman named Helen, she has accused a woman named Caroline of stealing her family secret recipe of the broccoli casserole. Oh, and why wouldn't you? It's your pride and joy of your family, your disgusting sounding broccoli casserole. So anyway, this woman named Helen, she writes on Facebook, Caroline, keep my name out of your thin mouth. Anyway, you know, then someone gets into the topic and they go,

what did Caroline do, Helen? And Helen replied, she stole my broccoli casserole recipe eight years ago and claimed it was hers. She wasn't impressed. They wrote back, yeah, well, you poured the tea on Carolyn's thin mouth. I've never heard the insult thin mouth before. You've never heard that? No.

I don't know. I've heard shut your fat mouth, but I've never heard thin mouth before. Anyway, so then as this fight is developing on Facebook, a woman named Doris who claims to know Caroline, the woman that's being accused of stealing the recipe, she pipes up on Facebook. You're not talking about my friend Caroline Nisbet. She's a Christian lady. Helen writes back. She's a rotten recipe stealing. Doris, be careful who you're friends with. Doris replies, I can't believe

that she sings in the choir with me. Helen replies, it's a disguise, Doris, look out. Anyway, so at this point, I mean, I'm invested. I want to know, you know, what the real facts are, what the story is. They've also got me hooked on trying a broccoli casserole. Yeah, right. Because at the start I wasn't interested. But when you think about it. But the level of passion at which these women are engaging. Must be all right.

It must be all right. It must be stealable. I'm thinking like a cheesy broccoli thing. That's what I'm, you know, picturing. Oh, no, no. Cheesy broccoli? Sign me up. Yeah.

I just can't get my head around the casserole bit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll look into that. But do you want to know if Caroline, the woman that's been accused of stealing the recipe, has replied? Yeah, absolutely. She's replied. Oh, great.

Caroline said this. The only thing I've ever stolen is the heart of our Lord. Helen replies. You should... Oh, this is so horrible. You should have stole some anti-aging cream, you lizard. Whoa.

It's getting really heated now and Carolyn says... She says, how would you know? Anyway, I'll pray for you, you dumpster fire of a woman. Wow. Helen replies with, I think we need to leave it here. We all know you stole my recipe and claimed it as your own. Now go cry in the corner and claimed it as your own. Now go cry in the corner and don't talk to me.

Yeah, right. So this is the fight that's broken out over this one recipe. Not very Christian of either of them. No, they've gotten very angry at each other. And I mean, I don't know if we'll ever get to the truth. No. I don't know if we ever want to. I don't know who stole it.

Was it Caroline's recipe in the first place? Who knows? Was it Helen's? I don't know. How would we know? I'm just not sure. One thing we can get to the bottom of is do these secret family recipes that people get so heated about actually exist around in all different types of families?

And how would you react if Caroline stole your family recipe? If Caroline came for my Nuna's Bolognese sauce, I'd probably react very similar to Helen. Right? Yeah, I wouldn't be happy. If someone stepped on my front doorstep and tried to take my dad's white bread sliced banana sandwiches recipe,

it's only three ingredients, but I won't tell you what they are. Look out. Look out. Is it bananas, white bread and sugar? No, it's butter. Damn it, you tricked me into it. Oh, you've

just given it away. Do you have a family recipe you want to share with us this afternoon? Yeah, you don't have to tell us what's in it. We just want to know what is the secret family recipe that's been passed down from generations in your family? What is the go-to? 0800 DIALZM or you can text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. A vicious fight has broken out on Facebook with a woman named Helen claiming that a woman named Caroline stole her broccoli casserole recipe from eight years ago. God forbid. And claimed that it was hers. Yeah, right. I mean, you would be ropeable.

You would be ropeable. You would be pretty upset. Yeah. So we're asking the question. Disrespectful to your family tree. Very disrespectful. We're asking the question this afternoon. Has your family got a secret recipe? Yeah. Like something that's

been passed down? Yeah. Pride and joy of your family. Yeah. Are you in the Sanders family? Hi Greg, welcome to the show. G'day Greg. Hi guys, how are you? The story I have is probably not as, there's no angst in the family like the one that Brie was just talking about. That's okay.

No, that's fine. No, that's good. We like the ones. We have Scottish descendants on both sides, awesome shortbread every Christmas. But it's like as it's gone down the generations, a little bit of the recipe is missing. So no one can make it as good as my gran now.

Yeah, right. Yeah, see, that's where you've made a mistake. I went to my nuna before she got... On her deathbed. Pretty much and asked her to write down all these recipes but then I swear she left a few ingredients out as well, Greg. Do you think that's intentional from grandma?

Yeah. She's like, well, if I don't give them the key ingredient, they're bound to miss me. They'll miss me forever. My grandma's not like that, but it feels like it. I tell you, we can't make it as good as she did. Have you checked her, have you checked,

this might be a silly idea, but have you checked her Pinterest board to see if the recipe's up there? Or her Instagram. There might be clues on her Instagram. Yeah, just a thought for you, Greg.

Maybe try that out. Thanks, guys. Yeah, all right. Good luck, Greg. Hopefully you find it one day. Sama's here. Hi, Sama. Hi, Sama.

Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you? Oh, just living the dream. Sama's here. Hi, Sama. Hi, Sama. Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you? Oh, just living the dream. Yeah, well done. Excellent, Sama. What's the family recipe that's been passed down in your family? So we have two.

We've got pumpkin pie. Oh, yum, yeah. Yeah, and triple chocolate trifle. Triple chocolate trifle. Wait a minute. I've never even heard of a triple chocolate trifle. I've never had a single chocolate trifle. Me either. Wow.

That sounds delightful, Sarah. So who originated with it? Where does the recipe come from? Is there a family member you attribute it to? So our pumpkin pie, it came from our auntie. She used to own a bakery years ago. And it tastes like a creamy caramel pudding. The American pumpkin pie we're talking about, right?

The dessert. Yeah. Beautiful. Lovely. And then the triple chocolate trifle. Oh, that's all my Nan. That's so weird. We have a trifle in our family that comes from my Nan too.

I thought you had a tiramisu. No, that's from my Nuna. Oh, right. Nan on the other side. And Nan does the, yeah, right. She has a trifle. Okay, well, you hold on to those, Sammy. You've got something very valuable in the family there.

Well done. That sounds good, a chocolate trifle. Anna, what's your secret family recipe that you're setting on? Oh, my secret family recipe is the beetroot soup. A beetroot soup. That sounds very dangerous for one. It's very yummy and it's tasty and it's fat. In fact, it's a traditional Russian dish. Ah. Right. Does it have vodka in it? Yeah, well

they say if you can cook beetroot soup, you are ready for adulthood and you're ready to marry someone. Yeah. And can you? Can you make the beetroot soup? Yes, I can. Well done.

You're ready for marriage. Where did it get passed down from? How many generations? Probably four or five generations at least. That's a long time. Yeah, right. And did you bring it over to New Zealand? Of course I did.

Yeah, well done. Okay. And what you bring it over to New Zealand? Of course I did, yes. Yeah, well done. Okay. And what's the secret ingredient? Oh, there are so many ingredients, but ours one has a little bit of lemon juice. Right, there you go. There you go, you've heard it here first. I was expecting you to say beetroot, but that's wonderful. Hey, thank you for your call, Anna. Thanks, Anna.

Thank you, guys. Bree and Clint. How about these trampers that got rescued? News came through about this time yesterday that Dion Reynolds and Jessica O'Connor had both been found alive and in bloody good condition as well. Yeah, so they had a few bumps and bruises,

but they were actually okay. And I said to you just before, I was like, imagine the feeling they would have got because how many days were they out 18 they were out there for 18 days and you said 14 days they didn't have any food 13 days no food yeah imagine the feeling yeah when they realized that they were rescued the rescuers said that um when they came up on the winch they were very chatty were they which was a good sign they knew they were healthy, they were very chatty. Were they? Which was a good sign. They knew they were healthy because they were very chatty. They had energy. And then

Dion has said that an hour into the flight, an hour into the flight? Or not long after that. Ten minutes into the flight, I think, actually. They both enjoyed the best chocolate bar they've ever had in their whole life. I bet. I've got some facts about this situation. I live for these stories, like where people survive

and it's just a happy ending. So I'd love to hear about the facts. There is a happy ending. So all of this stuff here makes it even more incredible that they managed to make it out. So Dion and Jess, they're both 23 years old and they're in the Kahurangi National Park. Now that is the second largest national park in New Zealand.

Yeah. The area that it covers is 452,000 hectares. It's big. And they were in there and they had no locator beacon. They didn't tell people where they were going to be. And they also didn't know where they were because they were off. They'd got lost. Where are they from?

I don't know specifically where they're from. Are'd got lost. Where are they from? I don't know specifically where they're from. Are they from New Zealand or are they from overseas somewhere? Yeah, they're Kiwis, I think. I think they're pretty sure they're Kiwis. They only realised that they were lost because Dion recognised his own footprint in the mud at one point and they realised that they weren't following a track or a path that they thought they were following and they had been going around

in circles. And at that point they went, okay, we have to stop. And I didn't know this. Ben would know this. He's the experienced tramper on the show. But if that happens and you're lost like that, you're meant to stop, right? And set up camp. What are you doing? You're meant to stay in the same place. Definitely stop, set up camp and then just wake up the next

day or once it's fine. With a fresh, clear mind. And work out where you are. Is that what you got? Okay. But do you stay put so that if people are looking for you, you're not moving around and they're not searching for a moving target? Is that the situation? Yeah, you could do.

Well, the best thing is to go to as high ground as you can if you want to be seen. Yeah, right. But yeah, definitely stay put. Don't keep walking if you know you're lost. Yeah, right. And if you don't know exactly where to go, why keep walking? They survived 18 days like we said, 13 without food and the only reason

they survived was because they were able to find water. Where'd they find water? So originally they were drinking from a puddle. It was like they didn't have a fresh water source but they found a rocky puddle of water. And they had stuff, they took supplies with them. They took food and

stuff to set up, I guess, camp, I guess. So they were able to light a fire and boil the water. So that's why they survived at first. Bacteria out of it and stuff. And then they found a stream to drink from. Oh, so running water. So running water meant that they were able to last as long as they did. The rescuers have been looking for these guys since last Tuesday.

Right. And they first saw a helicopter go over a week ago. God, can you imagine how devastating that would be to be like, there's our rescue. And they couldn't get its attention. And they couldn't do anything about it. They said it had the opposite effect because they knew people were looking for them. And so they're like, okay, we're in the area that people are looking.

How can we get their attention? Yeah, so that was the thing that they used to keep their spirits up. How did they? So that was a week ago. And then yesterday a helicopter just happened to notice one plume of smoke coming out of the bush. And of course there shouldn't be smoke there. And so the helicopter went down to see what it was.

And what happened was the rotor blades from the helicopter and the downforce of the air pushed all the trees apart and parted the bush and there they were right there in the bush. Wow. And so they winched the person down and that's it and that's how they were saved. Incredible, eh? Isn't that amazing?

So a little tiny fire is what saved those people's lives essentially. Yeah, right? And they are okay. They went to hospital in Nelson and they checked them over. They've both got injuries. One's got a sprained ankle. One's got a hurt back. But they checked them over and they released them that night.

They went home and they had pizza. I can't wait to see the movie of this. They could legit make one, couldn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some kind of New Zealand Netflix. James Franco might play the guy. Lockdown breakups. We all talked about this before we kind of all were in the midst of lockdown,

but it puts a lot of pressure on people and relationships, doesn't it? Yeah. I don't know if it can create cracks in your relationship, but if there were cracks, spending this much time with someone. Will make them bigger. Will definitely, yeah, force those cracks apart. Or not spending enough time with that person. Yeah, true.

Like if you were locked down apart, that could really put some strain on. Well, that's exactly what's happened to this celebrity couple. Scott Disick from, of course, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kourtney's ex. He has three kids with Kourtney. He's been dating Sophia Richie, who's, of course, Lionel Richie's daughter, youngest daughter. They've been dating for three years and they have come out and announced after, you know, quite a few issues in amongst their relationship.

They believe their relationship has run its course and they will be splitting up. Oh, no. They said that they were. Who would have thought that Scott Disick's 21-year-old girlfriend wasn't a lifelong thing? Oh, come on, mate. Come on. They were together for three years. Yeah, from when she was 18.

Yeah, I know. It's a bit weird. But anyway, they were quarantining separately. She definitely left home, by the way. I think so because he has actually come out and said that he's got past traumas and issues that he's still working through. And I think he's gone back to rehab. Right.

But don't quote me on that. I don't know if that's true. I heard, and this is just a rumour that I heard, he said, hey, babe, we've got to start making some plans for my 40th. And she was like, ugh. Oh, what? And that was the point where she went, I've never been to a 40th and I don't want the first one to be my boyfriend's.

Yeah. So she texted her other 21-year-old mates and was like, get me out of here, you know? That's just what I heard. That's from an official source that Ifriends. Yeah. She texted her other 21-year-old mates and was like, get me out of here, you know? That's just what I heard. That's from an official source that I heard. Right. What official source was that? I don't reveal my sources.

You don't reveal them. No, I don't. I want to know from people, have you heard of any of your mates who have gone through a similar thing because of lockdown? Lockdown breakups? No, thankfully. No? I haven't, no.

I'm trying to think if I've heard of any, but now I don't think that I have. You did the opposite. Straight after lockdown, you moved in with your partner. Yeah. You went the other way. I don't know if that was a good decision. I'm just kidding.

No, it was actually really nice. But I want to know from people, have you been through a similar thing, like where lockdown was just a bit too much and you've had a lockdown breakup? So do you want people who broke up in lockdown or after lockdown? I reckon in, during or even just after. Just afterwards. Okay. Yeah, sure.

And I want to know the reasons and let's kind of figure out if, you know, maybe. Lockdown was a factor. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696 if you fit the bill. Did you have a lockdown breakup? Bree and Clint.

Scott Disick and Sophia Ritchie have announced that after a three-year relationship, they have been going through a lockdown breakup and they've split. It's over. It's done. I was on her Instagram, just coincidentally, by the way, and he's not on there at all.

And she deleted everything of him. Before now. I was on there a few weeks ago because I didn't even realise they were together. Yeah, they've been together for a long time. And looking at her Instagram account, he doesn't feature a lot. Right.

Which is not a great sign for a relationship if the person's not there at all. But I know some people don't know it. But anyway, their relationship wasn't meant to be. They were saying that the lockdown, they were quarantining apart. They said it added to the stress of everything. It would.

And finally, yeah, it made for a lockdown breakup. So we've asked you on 0800DIALZM, and there's a lot of people calling through, have you been through this, a lockdown breakup? Caitlin's here. Hey, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi. What happened to you, mate?

I was with a guy for about two years. Okay. And then we basically lived together from point A. And then over lockdown, we were just not seeing him. Just made me realise that we're very different people. Really? So the heart didn't make you grow fonder. It actually made you grow apart.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess you could say that. So is it done? Did you cut ties? Oh, we're still like good mates. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, yeah. But we just both wanted very different things

and we're both just going different ways. Oh, well, good that you're able to realise that. That's so mature of you, Caitlin, to figure that out. Thank you. Thank you. Well done. And you sound, by the way, you sound fine with it. You sound like you're doing very well. Yeah, she broke up with him. Okay you. Well done. And you sound, by the way, you sound fine with it. You sound like you're doing very well.

Yeah, she broke up with him. Okay, thanks, Caitlin. Let's talk to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi. Was it you that went through a lockdown breakup? Yeah.

What happened? So we decided there would be like a perfect opportunity to hang out with his family. Oh, no. So we went over and hung out with the family. And I don't know, they're just not my type of people and family make up a whole lot of who the people are. Oh my God. So you broke up with him because of his family?

Yeah. Wow. That's rough because then you would have had to have the conversation with him as to, you know, I'm not seeing eye to eye with your whole family. Did you tell him the truth or did you make something up? Yeah. Nah, yeah, I told him the truth and he couldn't see what they were doing. So it just, I was just like, oh.

So he was on their side is what you were saying, Bec? Yeah. Yeah. That's difficult. Baptism of fire, right? It forced you to go and figure that out early rather than further down the track. So silver linings, I guess. Okay, thanks for calling us.

Stephen's here. G'day, Stephen. Hi, Steve. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What happened to you, mate? I went down to stay with him during lockdown because he was going to be alone otherwise. Okay.

And then I came back just before level three because I thought my businesses were going to be alone otherwise. Okay. And then I came back just before level three because I thought my businesses were going to start back up. Yep. And the day I got back, I got an email breaking up with me. No. No. Even. Wow.

That is so rough. When you say you went down to live with him, are you saying, do you guys live in different cities? Yeah, we're in a long distance relationship and so I'm in Auckland east down south. Well, you were in a long distance relationship.

Yeah, sorry, we're... How long were you together like in the lead up? About 14 months. Whoa, that's a fair amount of time. Email breakups ain't cool. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it was pretty cowardly. Let me ask you because obviously he sent you the email breakup, but were you feeling the same thing or were you on a totally different page and you were like closer to him after that period of living together? I definitely think it magnified a lot of our sort of areas we didn't get along as well. But I'd already told myself that I wasn't going to make any decisions until like a good month after we'd got back.

Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, because being together so long and kind of being stuck together suddenly, I think, you know, does make people a little bit... Absolutely. Good news, Stephen, though, is that the dating apps are back up and running. Yeah, the bars are back open. You're good to go. So there you go.

You've got an email breakup, though. How did it end with regards so-and-so sent from my iPad? I hope we can still be friends. And did you just move that email to spam and carry on with your life? No, I called him and had a bit of a talk and then I was like, okay, we're now going to have to stop talking for six to nine months. Just to sit down. Kia ora, I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring

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That don't impress me much. This is the segment where you just tell us what you're not happy with at the moment. Yeah, just something that's not been impressing you much lately. Yeah, and Shania will back you up. It's easy as that. Pretty simple. I'll show you how it works, okay? It goes like this. Okay.

So you're the new leader of the National Party. Tony Muller. I don't really care, to be honest. I just find it hard to care at the best of times, and I really just don't care. Fair enough. It doesn't impress me much anyway. It doesn't impress you.

What if he gets in? If he gets in. Where's your Maldis? Where are the Maldis in the party? Yeah, where they at? Yeah. And why'd you vote against abortion law reform? Sorry, anyway, we're getting too...

Yeah, don't get too far into it. We're getting too political. Who wants to go next? Who wants to go? We've got Becky here to play, but does anyone want to go before Becky? I can go next. You don't want to go last this time, right?

No, I don't want to go last. Okay, Bree's up. Okay. So you know the correct PSI to put into a tyre? That doesn't impress me much. That doesn't impress you? Nah, because I can Google it. Fair enough, I understand.

Let's get Becky on. Becky, you know how this works? Yes. All right. Yes, come on, Becky. Hang on, you want a nice clear phone line? Can you give us a testing, testing, one, two, three? Testing, testing, one, two, three. She's good to go.

How well you think you're special? How well you think you're something else? Okay. Long distance relationships. No one likes a long distance relationship. Amen, girl. Can I ask how long the distance? Eight months in Cameroon, he's stuck in Egypt.

He's in Egypt? I thought you were going to say Timaru. That's weird. No, mate. Where was that last time you saw him? Eight months ago today, October. Also, Becky, can I ask, do you still have the good hair? Yes, I do.

Yes, Becky. Good to hear. See, that does impress me much. Okay, producer Ellie, you're up. Okay, so I have to ask to have water brought to my table. COVID. It's changed everything. Bring me the water.

I just want to order. I want to go to the bar Fair enough Producer Ben you're up Okay So Clint still hasn't won the lotto That doesn't impress me Win it mate I'm going to rub it in still hasn't won the lotto. That doesn't impress me. Win it, mate.

I'm going to rub it in. You'll be laughing out the other side of your face when I win the big one, mate. Powerball falls right into my lap. It's any day now. This is a pretty full-on story we're about to get into, but this story's out of India where someone has been arrested

on suspicion of being a spy for Pakistan. Okay. It's all pretty crazy. No, I'm being so serious. Incredible. I mean, not the usual content you'd hear on ZM, but this is... This is full-on stuff. Spy stories.

Right. And this person, they were close to the India-Pakistan border with what seemed to be a code around their leg. Okay. So they were found out. This is crazy, but we actually have this person that went into custody on the phone right now. The Pakistani spy?

Yes. Well, alleged. Let's say alleged. They haven't been convicted yet. So they're waiting on the phone right now. The Pakistani spy? Yes. Well, alleged. Let's say alleged. They haven't been convicted yet. So they're waiting on the phone. Producer Ellie, do we have them on the phone right now? Okay, cool. Let's cross live now to the alleged Pakistani spy.

Hello, are you there? Right. Can you hear us okay? Right, Okay. So when you flew into the house and all the stuff was happening, like, were you pretty shocked to be accused of being a spy for Pakistan? Right. That's crazy. It's a bird. Oh, did I not mention the person being alleged is a pigeon? Yeah, I know. I agree. Sorry, Clint doesn't speak pigeon.

This is a true story. In our prep meeting today when you pitched up, you said, I've got a story about a Pakistani spy. I was like go with it sure there'll be an angle there'll be something with it. Right so we're crossing live to a pigeon that has been arrested. Aren't you impressed we got the pigeon?

I agree he's being very rude. Turns out not a spy he was a pet from some guy down the road. Good get, mate. Well done. True, I'm not good. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do.

Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Our movie guessing game, where if you can beat Brie's supreme movie knowledge, you'll take home today $100 worth of free mobile fuel. How many times have I lost this year? I think twice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I haven't been on a good run lately, so we'll see how we go. The person who wants to dethrone you today is Jason. Hey, Jason. Hello, Jason. G'day, how are you? Good. Have you played this game before in the car?

No, no, I haven't actually. Okay. What's the last film you saw? Oh, it was probably Madagascar. I'm at home with my two-year-old. Okay, What's the last film you saw? Ah, it was probably Madagascar. I'm at home with my two-year-old. Okay,

alright. Great movie. Well, I've got three movies here and the first one to get two correct is going to take out the game.

The theme for the week, movies that got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, God. These will be

real obscure. Well, would they? A hundred percent. Means they've got a perfect rating. They're perfect films. Okay. We're celebrating New Zealand

moving to gatherings of a hundred people this weekend. So we thought a hundred people, a hundred percent. All right. Here we go. Your buzz is your name, Jason. Don't wait for me to finish the plot.

Movie number one. An assassin travels back in time to 1984 to kill someone sent to protect the victim of the assassination is kyle who divulges the coming of skynet an intelligent system it's got bruce willis in it but i can't think of what it's called. That will spark a nuclear holocaust. Our victim is targeted because Skynet knows that her unborn son will lead the fight against them with the virtually unstoppable Terminator. Break.

Jason. I'm just going to say it's Terminator. It's Terminator, yeah. Yeah, I should have said that. I don't think I've ever seen it. How did you get that one? Oh, it was hard, but... Someone had to. Yeah.

All right, here we go. Movie number two. Yeah, you've got to be right on your toes here, Jason. It helps if you know the movie, too. Movie number two. When a woodworker sees a falling star, he wishes that the puppet he had... Brie.

That was me. It's definitely me. It was Brie, unfortunately. What? Must be a delay. There might be a delay, so then, okay, give it to him. You sure about that? The movie's Pinocchio.

We've got to go to the third round, so yeah, I'll say Pinocchio. Pinocchio's absolutely correct. Well done. A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face. She's right, Pinocchio. She's right, Pinocchio. This is good. This sets up a tie break.

Is it good? I don't like tie breaks. Movie number three. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. A perfect film. Okay. When the children of a wealthy and uptight family... Jason.

Jason. Mary Poppins. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. The medicine... She's really regretting allowing you back in the game now, Jase. I'd like to hear the replay. I swear that I did buzz in before she said her name. Well, before I heard her say her name.

I'd like to hear the replay. I reckon it was either... I'd like to hear the replay on it. Either way. Can you see Ben? Yeah, we can sort out the replay. That's fine. Either way, though, Jase, congratulations.

You've made off with $100 of mobile fuel. Well done. Awesome. Thank you so much. No worries. Enjoy your long weekend. Let's watch the clock. Thank you.

You too. Bree and Clint. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. Cheers to your local. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Cheers.

Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. We are celebrating bars and restaurants being back open under level two and getting punters back in there safely and supporting local business at the same time. This is awesome. I love this. All you've got to do is call through and say cheers to your local. Let us know what it is. Give them a plug on the radio.

And for doing so, we're going to reward you with a $100 voucher to go and spend there. That's right. You can also text through on 9696. And if your text gets read out on air, you will also be hooked up. This might be the most popular segment we've ever run, understandably. It's very popular, isn't it? So what we're going to do is we're going to go phone, text, phone, text, phone, text. Okay, cool.

Let's do that. Okay, let's go first to the Garden City. Margaret. Hi, Margaret. Hello, mate. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? Great, thank you. Let's do that. Okay, let's go first to the Garden City. Margaret. Hi, Margaret. Hello, mate. Hi. How are you? Good.

How are you? Great, thank you. That's good. Who do you want to give a shout out to? Little Poms Cafe in Christchurch, please. Beautiful. What's the special item on the menu there? Well, I love the date scones.

Oh, I'd rather date scone. It's second only to a cheese scone. Thank you, Margaret. We're going to get you $100 to spend there. Someone has texted through and they said, can I please have some cash to splash at the West Melton Tavern? Cheers, Brendan. West Melton Tavern.

He didn't say where it is, but yes, Brendan, you can. Drinks are on, Brendan. Jane's here from Auckland. Kia ora, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Who do you want to give a shout out to? What local? Luscious Caffeine, Only Hunger at the Divine. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who do you want to give a shout-out to? What local? Luscious Cafe in Onihanga at Divine. Divine. I feel like I've been there. Oh, it's so good. I think I have, and I felt the same. Yeah, wonderful.

Okay, $100 to spend at Luscious Cafe in Onihanga. Well done, Jane. Delightful, Jane. Someone's texted her and they said, Shout-out to my local Gin Gin in Christchurch. Best gin cocktails in town. I love a gin cocktail. Delightful.

Okay, let's go to Motueka where Tracy is calling from. Hey, Trace. Hi, Tracy. Hey. Hey. How are you? Good. How are you?

Very well, thanks, Trace. Who do you want to give a shout out to? I want to give a shout out to a local restaurant in Mott called The Smoking Barrel. They have, honestly, the best low and slow barbecue cooked food as well as donuts. So I think that's got to be one of the best combos. That sounds like my type of place. What was the name of the place? The Smoking Barrel.

The Smoking Barrel in the Mott. Trace, you've got $100 to go and spend there. Well done. Delightful in the Mott Trace. You've got $100 to go and spend there. Well done. Delightful. Someone else has texted through. This is a really lovely text. They said,

Hey, guys, I would absolutely love to shout out two places in Hamilton, one being Sweeties by Dan. She's a small cake-making business in Hamilton and 1,000% deserves a shout out. The other is my fave cafe here in Hamilton, Jam on Queenwood. They are bloody gems there. All the love to both of them. Lots of cafe love this afternoon.

Yeah, I like it. It's really nice. So, yep, we're hooking you up. You can split your $100 how you like. Let's go to Invercargill where Lucy is. Hey, Lucy. Hello. Who are you giving a shout-out to, Lucy?

I've got a huge shout-out for The Betatch Cafe down here in Invercargill. They are amazing. We went there. Oh, we did go there. Yeah, that place is awesome. They do giant cheese rolls. It's such an institution, yeah. Their cheese rolls, their cheese and bacon scones are actually to die for.

We go there every time we're in Invercargill. Yeah, it's right next to the Zedium Studios. The coffee is amazing. We can back you up, Lucy. That place is amazing. $100 for saying cheers to the Zedium Studios. And their coffee is amazing. We can back you up, Lucy. That place is amazing. $100 for saying cheers to your local world. Lucy, okay, I think this is our last text message. This is the last text.

Someone said, Shout out to World's End Bar and Restaurant in Fraser Cove, Tohono O'odham, best ribs ever. Yeah, very good. Lovely. Two more calls. Georgia's here. Georgia, you're in Christchurch.

Say cheers to your local for us. Oh, my gosh. Cheers to Mexicano's, the best tacos and cocktails ever. Yes, love it. Mexicano's, love it. And that just leaves Ruby. Hey, Ruby. Hi, Ruby.

Hi. Who are you giving a shout out to? What local place? Maruaro Cafe in Mount Wellington. They do awesome coffees. Beautiful. A hundred bucks. It's all yours.

Well done. Awesome. Thank you. No worries. That's cheers to your local. Thanks for supporting it, guys. It's such good fun. It feels good getting in there and, you know, like we said, stimulating the local economy.

It is good. They win. We win. Everyone wins. Bree and Clint. Time for the world famous birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. If you've never heard this before, we take people who listen to this show's birthdays, we figure out what was the number one song on their 16th and then we play the best one of those in full. The first person to have a go is Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Hi, Chloe.

Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm fine, thanks. How are you? Very well, thank you. Chloe, what's your birthday? 4th of the 7th, 1987.

All right. You were 16 in 2003 on the 4th of July. And in 2003, this had a number one hit. Yes. Bust out your dark black eyeliner and your fishnet gloves. Evanescence. Evanescence. Evanescence, bring me into life. What do you think, Chloe?

That's all right, that's all right. Pretty iconic track. Yeah. That was huge. It was huge. And it's a bit different too, so I quite like it for that reason. Yeah, me too. Laura, hey.

Hi, Laura. Hello. What's your birthday, Laura? 4th of November, 1995. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of November. And in 2011, this went to number one. We're dancing like we're dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Our bodies broken, numb, numb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Kesha. That's a banger. That's a banger. It is a banger. We are who we are First album Kesha Is that TikTok Kesha Or is it?

This is TikTok Kesha Yep Yep good That was huge One more for Kim Hi Kim Hi Kim Hi

How are you? Good how are you? Good thanks Kim What's your birthday? 28th of April 1981 Alright you were 16 In 1997

On the 20th Of April And back in the late 90s This had a hit All right, you were 16 in 1997 on the 20th of April. And back in the late 90s, this had a hit. I want to stand with you on a mountain. Oh, my gosh. I want to bathe with you in the sea. Bit of Sauvage Gardanne.

Kim, love it. Oh, I used to. You used to, yeah, that's the idea. You don't think it's aged well? Maybe not. Maybe. Okay, no, love it. Oh, I used to. You used to, yeah. That's the idea. You don't think it's aged well? Maybe not. Maybe. Okay, no, fair enough. How are we meant to choose today?

They're all good. They're all good for different reasons. I could play all of them. Oh, this is hard. You know what we should do? Let's ask each person. See if there's a consensus. See if they... Yeah, because I'm happy with any of them winning.

Chloe, who's your vote for? What song? You can vote for your own. You can vote for Evanescence. And then you guys vote. We're palming it off to you. What do you want to hear the most out of those three? I probably actually think my one. Evanescence. okay, cool.

One vote for Evanescence. Laura, who are you voting for? What song do you want to hear? Oh, obviously mine. Yeah, you're going to go Casher, that's fine. Fair enough, fair enough. Oh, we've got a swing vote here. Oh, because Kim said she didn't really like hers.

But Kim, if you do choose your own, you'll force us to decide. But if you pick a different one, then that's it. What do you want to vote for this week? I think I'm going to have to go with Evanescence. There we go. We've found the winner. That is the ultimate democratic process. What a selfless act you've performed.

Kim, well done. Thank you. No problems. This is the winner of Birthday Bang. Up for you, Chloe. Well done. You won. Go.

Wicked. Thanks. Get ready to bust this emotional one out. Yeah, right? How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core. Will I become so numb The filled eyes soar My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find me there and lead it back home

Wake me up Wake me up inside Can't wake up Wake me up Wake me up inside Wake me up inside Call my name and save me from the doom I can't wake up Before I come undone Save me from the nothing I've become Now that I know what I'm without You can't just leave me

Breathe into me Make me real Bring me Free Time Wake me up Wake me up inside Wake me up inside Save me

Call my name and save me from the dark Wake me up Bid my blood to run Before I come undone Save me Save me from the nothing I've become Breathe to life Breathe to life Breathe to life You need to let me Throw it inside you

Without your touch Without your love I'll die over you All the life for my head All this time I can't believe I couldn't see Cutting the dark but you were there in front of me I've been sleeping about ten years it seems Got to open my eyes to everything

Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul Till you're dead here Bring me to life Wake me up inside I can't wake up Wake me up inside Save me Call my name and save me from the dark

Wake me up This my blood to run I can't wake up Before I come undone Save me Save me from the nothing I've become I've been living a lie I've been living a lie

Did you see that? I hit that note then. Nah. I think I did. I think I was on pitch. Nah. Producer Ellie's the only singer in our group. Did I hit that then?

Be honest, Ellie. You need to be honest here. I mean, yes. I don't know what to say. I want to see a replay. Evanescence just won Birthday Banger. Oh, this was a tune to me. Yeah, right?

They're such a moment, Evanescence. And Amy Lee, and she just defines that whole genre, right? Doesn't she? I'm going to say it's pre-emo, but she's probably the godmother of emo. Yeah. Just a little bit. Oh, yeah.

All the songs kind of go the same way. Well, that one is basically the exact same song as the last one. She's such a great singer, though. Amazing singer. Like, if you really listen to it. That's for me eh I love that Big trend recently Celebrities clothing

Clothes worn by celebrities Selling for a lot of money Last year Hitler's wife's undies Sold for $7,300 Who is wanting those? Kurt Cobain's cardigan Oh see that's kind of cool Sold for half7,300 Who is wanting those? Kurt Cobain's cardigan Oh see that's kind of cool

Sold for half a million dollars Wow There's another item here That belongs to one of the most famous people in history None other than Elvis Presley Is it his white jumpsuit that's so famous? It is white but it's not his jumpsuit I thought of a great buyer for this item,

none other than your mum, the biggest Elvis fan I've ever met. She literally is the biggest one. Maybe she'll be interested, depending on the item or the cost. Should we just pop a call in to her and, you know, give her the option. Okay. Before it goes. Hello? Hi, Mum. Hi, Brianna. How are you going? Good. Clint's. Hello? Hi, Mum.

Hi, Brianna. How are you going? Good. Clint's here too. Hi, Mum. Hi, Clint. How are you going? Good.

We've got a hot deal for you. Well, something you might be interested in. Oh, I like hot things. Yeah, yeah. Are you sitting on much money at the moment? Are you fairly financially fluid? Not too bad. Not too bad.

Good. That's my inheritance. That's good. Yeah. Well, this could be a good investment for Bree's inheritance. Do you own any clothing that belonged to the king, Elvis Presley? Do I own any clothing? Are you talking to me, Clint? Yeah. I'm the biggest fan of all time. Of course I do. You own, what, something that Elvis actually wore? Well, not originally.

I've got his white jumpsuit. You do not have Elvis's white jumpsuit. It wasn't actually his. It's a remake of it, Mum. Oh, you've got a costume. Yes. Yes, I do. This is a piece of clothing that has actually been against Elvis Presley's body.

He actually owned and wore it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Yeah, this is real. You could own it. You could own it. Honestly. It's up for sale. Honestly, if this is a G-up, Clint, I will go through. It's not. It's not a G-up. Then I'll

get you. No, no, no, no. It's real. It's real. This is genuine. I promise this is no fake. It's for sale right now. It's quite expensive. Yeah. So we'll just premise it with that But I mean It's a chance to own a piece of history It's one of a kind I will tell you before I let you know what the item is

It is selling for $60,000 Currently I'd think about it Okay, this is good Because if you're interested I'll send you the link straight after this. Good, Mum. The item of clothing that belongs to Elvis Presley currently for sale is

a rhinestone-encrusted jockstrap. I'd still think about it. I know you would. Oh, my goodness. I reckon that means you'd think about it more. It's diamond-encrusted. It's diamond encrusted. It's jeweled for the family jewels. Yeah.

Just think that was next to his package. It was. It was. It's got white rhinestones where the CMBs go. And then across the top, it's got blue rhinestones that say EP for Elvis Presley or Elvis's penis. I'm not 100% sure. It could be either or. Oh, my goodness.

I think I'd have to take that with me when I die, though. It'd have to go in with me. Well, Mum, this is two birds with one stone because you can actually use it as a face mask at the moment for this whole COVID stuff. I think I'd have to wear it anyway as a face mask. Oh, Brianna, that's a great idea. No, let's get her off the phone.

This is too much. Just finally before we let you go. I'm cutting you off. I'm going to send you the link to the Elvis Presley jockstrap. Oh, please. I'm going to send it to you. No, I am fed ink. Please send it.

I absolutely will. Look what you're doing. This is a possible use that Bri hasn't thought of. Imagine this. You get Big Steve. You pop him in the jockstrap. I'm not. It's just you two there. That's a hell of a Saturday night, isn't it, Mama Di? That's a great...

Goodbye, Mum. Thanks for coming on the show. Hang up on her now, producers. She's had enough for today. Tonight, Bree's TV show is back on air. It's called You Got This. What do you mean it's back on air? It hasn't been taken off, has it? No, I mean like you do.

You're on the news. You're not on it every night. Hey, some weeks I am for other reasons. Yeah, it's back on tonight, TV2, 7pm. And I'm really excited about this episode. Because this is the celebrity. Naked edition. It's the celebrity edition of You Got This.

And I'm really pumped. Welcome our naked celebrities, Jono and Ben. It's the celebrity edition of You Got This, and I'm really pumped. Welcome our naked celebrities, Jono and Ben. It's a pleasure to be in here. The Devil's Lair. Having worked at the opposition, I heard some nasty rumors that you guys eat kittens in the studio. That's what they've been telling us. And we burn effigies of you guys, too.

Okay, that one actually is kind of true. That's true. And you're practicing Satanists as well. This is all the propaganda that they've spouted off to us over the years. It's actually a lovely day. Everyone's delightful and it's a lovely studio. Although there was a kitten wandering around. Not for long.

Producer Ben, can you take care of that kitten, please? So you are the celebrities on tonight's episode of You Got This. Or some of the celebrities, right? Yeah. I always, always like to know how far down the list we are. Until they went, oh, God, we better call these guys. But anyway, we jumped at the chance of getting back on tell far down the list we are. Until they went, oh, God, we'd better call these guys. But anyway, we jumped at the chance of getting back on telly, so here we are. Is it your first time on TV too tonight?

Is it going to be the first one? No, we did. See, if you want to know the intricate detail, we signed up and they got us all for a signing fee. Before that signing fee, you do a few appearances. I'm really pulling back the curtain here. Maybe don't. I love that.

We've got five appearances to do before we kick into things. So we did Have You Been Paying Attention last night. I saw you guys. This is another one we're ticking off. We've only got three more to go. Actually, on last night's episode of Have You Been Paying Attention, you weren't wearing pants. And on tonight's episode, you're also not wearing pants.

So is there like a trend that you're bringing, you know? It's a thing. It's a thing for us. It's a regrettable thing because you give us a challenge tonight we have to recreate famous artwork and we were here in our bubble around the office and that some of them was quite tough for us to find things in the environment so we pretty much just got nude yeah right and did you find any objects when you got nude like what was the outcome of that no no here's something i can use a lot of it they had couldn't put on tv build a toothpick bridge let's can use a lot of it they couldn't put on TV

build a toothpick bridge let's just say a lot of blurring had to occur it wasn't quite nudity oh no this is some

actual nudity and HR has been called because of this look you guys are back on TV you're on Bree's TV show so we've

got a loosely TV themed game to play with you guys okay great love it this is the um do we have a name for it the great tv theme game yeah so essentially we've grabbed bits of tv themes and you guys are going to take it in turns to guess what tv show it's from okay

love this game love this game no interns this is versus Ben. There's no friends in this game. This is it, Bri. You're going down. Buzz in with your name. Best of three. Do you know this TV theme song? Jono. Jono. That was our one.

Sorry, what was it? That was our defunct cancelled television program, Jono and Ben. Well done. Thank you. I got it. It was almost like a PSD from the war. You do that one, you're like, oh God, this one. Yeah.

Are you both okay? Yeah, no, it's okay. They're cut deep. You're like, oh God, this one. Are you both okay? Yeah, it's okay. They're cut deep. Okay, here comes TV show number two. Do you know this one? Roadcops. You're going to have to buzz in with your name. John O.

I believe Ben got in there first. Ben, you want to go with that? Clint, is that Roadcops? It's John O. Pryor's show Road Cops. He was the voiceover for road cops, weren't you? Yeah, ironically, with all my drink driving charges, it wasn't... Did you ever have to voiceover yourself? Yeah, me like it.

Look at this guy. This bald idiot has just ran three red lights on the way to work. That's attractive, man. Must be innocent. Do you know the best thing about working in the morning? Being the voiceover person for road cops, I can just run red lights. No, you can't. That's attractive man, must be innocent. Do you know the best thing about working in the morning and I was you know being the voiceover person for road cops I can just run red locks. No you can't. There's no one. No you can't. I keep telling him you can't do this. He's like no you can't. You can just go straight through. Oh you can't. I did one and there was a cop at the other light and he was like

oh mate fair enough. I've had time of morning. Hello boss. Okay well this is exciting we've arrived at tie break. Okay all right here we go. Here we go this is the big, this is exciting. We've arrived at tie break. Okay. All right. Here we go. This is the big one for the win. Oh, God. Buzz in with your names if you recognise this TV show theme song. Because we're going to be legend.

Anyone? No, is it Master? No. Is it? Is it You? No. Is it... Oh. Oh, they've been struggling. Is it You Got This? Is it... So you know both of your own TV shows, but you don't know Celebrity Treasure Island.

Yes, it's bullshit! Was it? One of the biggest shows on TV last year! I said it! I said it! You self-indulgent! Sorry, what's the name of that show again? Celebrity...

Oh, okay. Jono and Ben. Get them out of here. Take on You Got This, the celebrity edition tonight on TVNZ2. Definitely not winning now. I have to look that show up. Did you? Brace yourselves for this next story.

Sometimes, you know, these stories come out where it kind of really just rocks you. Yeah. And this headline definitely rocked me when a 24-year-old man has been arrested after he was found with more than 100 stolen pairs of flip-flops after he admitted to having a flip-flop fetish. The fugitive was found flip-flopping, fondling 15 pairs of flip-flops. So this is a real story. And apparently this 24-year-old guy has been doing this for months and months, where he goes around and he takes people's shoes off their front porches. Oh, not even new flip-flops?

They're all used. Oh. I know you're not meant to kink-shame people in 2020, but if your thing... I don't have any steel in people's shoes. If your thing is my dirty jandals, I'm sorry, but I'm going to shame you a little bit. You know?

Apparently they say it can be all kind of linked back to him because of security footage they've got. And apparently, he's been on the loose for a while. Yeah, right. And they're glad they finally got the flip-flop thief. Felon. Felon. The flip-flop felon.

Felon behind bars. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Obviously, this is his thing, and he's admitted that it's a fetish thing. How? Like, I mean, like... How? Like, physically, how?

With a flip-flop? Like, where's the... I didn't want to go into this part of the story, but apparently... And I know we obviously need to be sensitive about what we say. Yes, and we will. Allegedly, he would... Rap? He would place...

Yeah. Let's be real, he would do things with the flip flops Yeah that's what I mean And I just mean how Like I don't understand But then Also I don't want to know No I don't want to know

I don't want to know But apparently that was his thing Yeah I can't think of a dirtier shoe It's the only shoe that literally goes between your toes And literally apparently He would only It's a one-time only thing.

Oh, what? One and done? And then he'd need a new pair? And then he'd go out and he'd find a new pair. And that's why he had to keep, you know, he had to. Keep stealing. Keep stealing. Oh, God.

Imagine getting tapped and gapped by a guy with a jandal fetish. You're like, what's wrong with me? I was good enough for you yesterday. You got a Brazilian Haviana that you're not texting back. It's just not working out. I want to see other flip-flops. I've got a new espadrille that I've been eyeing off on Tinder.