ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 29th 2019
Episode Date: May 29, 2019Day 3 - We are live from Los Angeles! #ChasingTatumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
Oh my God!
She's hysterical.
Bree and Clint are chasing Tatum.
Tatum.
Live from LA.
What the hell's going on?
Good afternoon, everybody.
Hello, New Zealand.
You are listening to two New Zealanders
who have just eaten their first serving of veggies in America.
And it feels good, let me tell you.
My body was craving some veggies.
Isn't it weird how that happens and you eat American food and just about three or four days in,
your body starts going, bro, what are you doing to me?
Can I have something green?
It punishes you for it.
Can I have something that's not in bread?
Can I have something that doesn't have sugar in it?
I love America. I love coming here. But I have something that doesn't have sugar in it? I love America.
I love coming here.
But their food is bizarre.
Everything has sugar in it.
Like, everything.
And everything comes with ranch on it.
Oh, they do love some ranch dressing over here, don't they?
I went to buy some vegetables before,
and it was like a mixed thing of cut vegetables.
And it came with like a liter of ranch dressing in the middle of it.
I do love ranch though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But today we've had veggies and listen to us.
We sound so clean and healthy and fitspo.
Also guys, what day is it?
Day number what?
Day number three officially.
Day number three.
We've done some hard, hard work today to track down Channing Tatum.
And you could say it kind of paid off.
Yep. There's something big that say it kind of paid off. Yep.
There's something big that happened to all of us today.
There's someone big that happened to us today.
Yes.
Did we choke in the moment?
Absolutely.
But there's a story and we will bring that to you just after four today.
Yeah, look, we are not the star stalkers that maybe we thought we were,
but we're still here and we're giving it a go, okay?
We still have time. We're trying. Oh, by the way, we
haven't even revealed if we got Channing Tatum today yet.
And we'll do that later in the show. I think you
can tell from our voice that we didn't. But you know,
you never know. We got something pretty good though. Maybe we're
trying to trick you. Maybe we're trying to trick you
into thinking that we didn't. And then boom!
We pulled the other one out. And there he is.
Maybe he's coming into the studio today.
You never know, do you?
Maybe he's right here.
He's going to co-host the whole show.
Next on the show, Brie has a very important question for you.
Yeah, do you wipe standing up?
It's the question that's taking over the internet.
We will ask that question next.
Zidim's Brie and Clint, the podcast.
This is Jonas Brothers.
We're live from L.A.
They're playing here at Wango Tango.
Remember we sent people on Zidim's World Tour to LA?
Yes.
They're coming here to where we are to do Wango Tango this weekend,
the day after we leave Los Angeles.
How do we bloody plan that?
We've arrived when Channing Tatum isn't in the country
and we leave before Wango Tango.
What is going on?
You know what we should become?
Travel agents. I know, right? We're so, you know what we should become? Travel agents.
I know, right?
We're so good at planning these things.
There was a post that went viral, I think it was last week.
We talked about it enough, about do you wash your legs in the shower?
Oh.
It took over the internet.
Everyone was talking about it, discussing it.
Turns out our entire show is grubby.
Dirty Leg Show.
We are the Dirty Leg Showubby. Dirty leg show. We are the dirty leg show.
The dirty leg show.
I still believe there are more people out there who say that they wash their legs but don't
because they're worried of the stigma.
Yeah.
I just don't.
It's time to break the stigma, isn't it?
It's time to stand up and be who you are.
There's another question now, similar, that's taking over the internet
and it's to do with toilet behavior.
All right.
So a guy has come out on Reddit and he said that he wipes standing up.
Gross.
Gross.
Now, mate.
Gross.
It might just be a stigma.
Is it gross?
I think so.
Why would he think and how did he get down this track where he does that?
It's one of those ones where you go, you think you're completely normal until you put it out there.
It's the same kind of question, but this one to me is a bit more gross.
And to me, the idea of standing up to, oh, actually, before I spout my opinions too strongly,
I should find out who I'm talking to.
Yeah, exactly.
Bree, do you stand up to wipe?
Mate, I'm a sitter for everything.
I love to sit.
Why would I stand up and wipe?
I'm the same.
I'm a sitter.
I don't think I've heard of someone before.
Except for kids.
You know how kids sort of, they pull their pants all the way down to go to the toilet?
Yeah.
And they also, they probably stand up to it.
They don't have the dexterity yet.
I don't know.
They don't have the time on the bowl.
You know, they haven't been in there long enough.
Not to get too graphic, but let me just try.
Like, if you stand up, I'm just going to stand up here and try and figure this out.
Yeah.
So if I'm wiping.
Yeah.
Do you have to pull your bum cheek to the side?
I'm now standing toe. Do you have to, like, point your butt out? Like, do you have to pull your bum cheek to the side? I'm now standing two.
Do you have to, like, point your butt out?
Like, do you have to...
Do you have to squat?
Because without getting too graphic, it becomes a separation issue, doesn't it?
Yeah, because it's not separated fully.
When you stand, they're together.
Because when you sit...
And then when you sit...
You get maximum separation.
The brown sea is parted.
Exactly.
And it just...
I don't understand the logistics.
Because, because, before we invented
toilets, we were squatters.
And that's what we did. All the way
down here. You can't see this, but I am
now doing a full squat.
And that... And people in
certain countries still do that. That still has
the access that I need to the areas
that I need to access. Yeah, because you're in a sitting
position. Well, who's standing? Who's standing? Producer Ben, you're the other person in the room I need to access. Yeah, because you're in a sitting position. What? Who's standing?
Who's standing? Producer Ben, you're the other person
in the room right now. Oh no.
Please don't tell me. I'm sharing a room
with you at the moment. I don't know because this is obviously
sitting right. Yeah. I'd do that
and then right. You're an in-between.
You're a half-stander.
You're a half-stander!
You mobster! Am I?
Because I think it's normal
To do a rock forward
Because you've got to be able
To get your hand in there
This is a weird conversation
For Ellie to have walked in on
We're all squatting
Looking like we're going
To the bathroom
But come here Ellie
Ellie
Come here
Producer Ben has just revealed
That he half stands
Oh okay
Like this Ellie
I'll show you
So you stand up
Just bend the knees
And then
Oh wait
Are you going front Are you going front or back?
He put the hand through the front.
How are you going front?
No, I'm not.
That was your instinct just then to go front.
Producer Ellie, are you a sitter, a stander or a half stander?
So I'm a sitter generally, but if I'm doing a number two,
on the last wipe I may just slightly stand up and just make sure, you know,
it's all clean down there.
You know what I mean?
That's intricate.
It is intricate.
What a personal question that we're about to ask the whole country.
I want to know.
0800 dial ZM.
Do you stand when you wipe?
Let's put this myth to rest.
Let's get a sit-stand.
We can get this on text, too.
I would love to get as much response as possible.
You can text us on 9696.
Simply.
Sit.
Stand.
Half stand.
So there's three options.
There could be more options
that we don't know about.
Sit, stand, half stand.
Do you hang from
the heated towel rail?
We don't know
until we ask the question.
Oh, 800-Dial-ZM
will be back
with the results
in a second.
Just the real hard-hitting
issues from LA today. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We'll be back with the results in a second. Just the real hard hitting issues from LA today.
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It is the question that is currently
dividing the internet. Do
you stand when you wipe?
Not a question I ever thought needed
asking, but now that you've done it and I realise
that other people do it differently to me,
I'm wondering if I'm in the right.
And I still think I am. I think I'm on the right side of history
with this one. Well, how would you ever know
really unless you've got a partner
where you guys have that kind
of relationship where, you know,
you watch each other or you have the door
open. Are we cool with those relationships?
I think, you know what, every relationship
is beautiful and if you have
that connection with your partner.
Yeah, that's beautiful. There'd be certain instances
where I'd say probably best or closed.
If you know what position they are in whilst wiping their nether regions,
then you guys have a bond that can never be broken.
How's this text on the text machine?
Someone said, I had to break up with my ex once because I saw him stand to wipe.
It ruined the relationship.
And she said that was it.
It was over.
We've asked the whole country.
David's come through.
Hi, David.
Hi, David.
How you doing?
Now, it's a very honest thing that you're doing with us this afternoon.
The question is, do you stand or sit?
I go for like more of a 50-50.
Oh, so you're a half-stander.
Half-stander.
Best of both worlds, I reckon.
Oh, Miley Cyrus had it right when she sang.
You've got the best of both worlds.
Are you a 50-50 for the whole process or just for the final clean-up?
Oh, yeah.
I don't have the skill to go 50-50 the whole time.
My legs are dropped out.
Right, right, right.
You don't hover like it's a toilet or a bathroom.
No, I use the toilet as it's intended, but I wipe in the 50-50
because I wouldn't want to have
my hand in basically a gas chamber for the whole process.
Yeah, you don't want your hand there where it's like, you know, bubbling, is it?
Very honest.
Let's go to a lady for a take on this.
Good afternoon, Laura.
Hi, Laura.
Hey, guys.
How you going?
Good, thanks.
Do you stand and wipe?
Yeah, I'm like a 50-50.
So like sitting and then when you go to the wiping, the half stand.
Really?
We're getting a lot of half standers come through.
When you say that, we mean for a 50-50,
there is no part of you that is still touching the seat.
Is that the situation you're in?
Yeah, that's the situation.
And that's how you've always done it.
Yeah, you've got to build those thigh muscles.
What about leg day?
What about when it's been leg day at the gym?
I can't
confirm that I do go to the gym, but
I mean, that's kind of my
workout for the week. That's why
she can't do leg day. It's fair enough.
What about this text on the
text machine? Someone said,
I hover over the bowl like it's a public toilet
and then I wrap my hand up like a mummy before I go digging.
Martin, tell us you're not a 50-50 as well.
Are you a six stand or half?
No, I'm a full stand.
You're a full stand.
Oh, we got one.
I need to ask, Martin,
and what's the logistics of pulling butt cheeks
to the side?
I think it's just, well, it's just natural
now, because I try to do it in the car.
It just sort of, just works,
I suppose. Do you poke the bum out?
Yeah, I think you poke a little.
So you're protruding it a bit,
so the body is leaned forward and the bottom is pointed
backwards so that you can gain access. Is that
what we're talking about? That is correct, yeah.
Right.
God, okay.
Yeah, I knew it was, I always thought it was normal.
And then my wife was like, what?
Yeah, we've got, Martin, we've got a lot of texts on the text machine
saying I always thought it was normal the way I did it.
And then I've walked in on my partner and got a real big shock.
I'm getting this horrible vision of walking in on you full frontal
while you're going around the back.
Like I open the toilet door and I'm like, oh, God, Martin, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's very, yeah, I'm just thinking of like someone walking in.
I'd much rather be sitting down in that circumstance.
Last one is Vinnie.
Hey, Vinnie.
How's it going?
Do you wipe and stand, Vinnie?
I'm a full wipe and stander.
That's me.
Oh, and good for you coming out on the radio and being proud of it.
I'm the proudest person you'll ever meet.
I think we're going to get a bit graphic here because I want to tell you how it's done.
Oh, just be careful.
But yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So what I do is I do the deed, you know, I'm finished.
Straight legs, stand up, bend over.
You're pretty much touching your toes.
You're grabbing your left hand on your left arse cheek.
You're swinging it apart,
and you're going right from the bloody crack to the sack.
All right, Vinnie.
All right, Vinnie.
That was a hell of an education.
That sounded like a gymnast routine.
And then he ends it with a full standing pike half twist.
Well, nailed the landing.
Nine out of ten, Vinny.
Well done.
Good high five.
Beautiful.
Nice work, mate.
That was a glimpse into the ZDM listeners that I never knew I wanted.
And you know what?
I'm actually, I've learned something today.
Just because you do it a certain way doesn't mean everyone's like that.
Oh, this is a metaphor for life.
What we need is a great big melting pot,
big enough to take the world and all it's got.
I'm going to give it a go tonight.
See what it's all cracked up to be.
Dean McCarthy's on the show next with the latest in spies.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
We really, really did open a can of something before
with the question, do you sit or stand to wipe?
We've canvassed all the messages.
We don't have a percentage for what the result is yet.
I'd love to get that if we could get the digital team onto that.
It would be great.
My favourite text of the afternoon is answering the question,
do you stand to wipe?
And this person says, there's no need to wipe.
Straight off the toilet to the shower.
Hey!
Hey!
I hate to share a shower with you.
Oh, that's gross.
Yeah, you need to bleach that.
I need those special jandals in the shower.
Okay, normally when we've been in LA, our Hollywood correspondent,
Dee McCarthy, has been coming in studio to do Spy with us.
He's busy.
He has a red carpet this afternoon.
So we recorded Spy with him this afternoon while we were out and about in Hollywood.
Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz
This is a real treat.
Spy today is live from Dean McCarthy's blacked out SUV.
That's very fancy.
Hi, guys.
Always nice to chat inside my car, which is literally murdered out.
It looks like a gangster.
And then I hop out.
This is actually so LA.
We're in here because we're on a star spotting tour with you today.
More on that to come in the show.
But before then, let's talk about the big news about Lamar Odom today.
Yeah, this is interesting.
So Lamar Odom, you may remember him.
He's the basketball superstar that was married to Khloe Kardashian
and, of course, overdosed at that brothel in Nevada.
Well, they're doing a movie on his life, and that makes sense
because this guy has had an incredibly interesting life.
And what's really fascinating, what's come out today,
is that he has revealed he actually believes that the owner of that brothel where he overdosed
actually tried to kill him.
So he says, yeah, so there were drugs
found in his system and he is saying that he did not
put them there himself. He was drugged
and that the owner was actually trying to kill him
at the time. Really, really fascinating stuff and
more will be revealed when we finally see the biopic
of this life. Yeah, and his life has got it
all because he was estranged from his dad
and his family. So it's got it all because he was estranged from his dad and his family.
So it's got scandal and then he was a professional basketball player. It's got love with Khloe.
And then it's also got, apparently, what he's saying, potential, you know, murder.
Yeah, exactly.
It's going to be...
Who's going to play Khloe Kardashian?
Yeah.
Oh, that's going to be fascinating.
You know who should play Khloe Kardashian?
Who?
Khloe Kardashian.
Yes.
She'd be great at it.
Because it's time for those girls to move into movies, you know?
They need to start playing themselves in movies.
Oh, there's money in that.
That's good.
That's big for her.
I like that.
I really like that.
Also, Spice Girls, who won Birthday Banger yesterday on the show.
They want to be.
Took it out.
They're all of a sudden the biggest girl group in the world again.
But people are pissed off about their live shows.
They are.
This is just getting really awkward.
So here's the deal, right?
So they had their second live show last night and people are complaining.
In fact, they're wanting a refund on their money
because apparently the audio of them singing
was lower than the audio of the backing track music.
So there's footage that I saw of them,
people in the crowd literally looking at each other going,
I don't know what the song is
because you can't see or hear them sing
just music in the background.
So get real Spice Girls fans.
It's been 20 years.
Just accept the fact
that they need to lip sync.
They'll do a great show for you.
Just let them lip sync.
They'll wear nice costumes.
They'll do cool dance moves.
They just can't sing as well.
It's like when people go see
Britney Spears in Vegas.
Yeah.
You go to see Britney Spears.
Not to sing
because she ain't singing.
You go to see her.
That's it.
I took my mum and dad
to see Britney in Vegas and she literally, her mouth wasn't singing. You go to see her. That's it. I took my mum and dad to see Britney in Vegas
and she literally,
her mouth wasn't even open
during one bit.
She didn't even care.
Hey, but you still loved it.
Loved it.
Yeah.
Loved it.
Astounding ovation.
Okay, that is Spy
live from Dean's BMW X5
on Sunset Boulevard.
That is one of the bougiest
things we've ever said.
That is LA.
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Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Today has been the third day chasing Tatum, and I think the most successful.
Mm-hmm.
And when I say that, a lot of stuff has happened today.
Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood reporter, picked us up in his blacked out SUV.
Very bougie, very Hollywood.
Very Hollywood.
He took us to a lot of really nice cafes where celebrities are often spotted.
Mm-hmm.
And he also took us to the Channing Tatum house.
When we were at the cafes, remember the most famous person we met?
Oh, that's right.
We met the girl.
We met the girl who played the voice of young Elsa on Frozen.
Hey, that's a big deal.
Oh, no, it's a good deal.
People would love that.
But probably not as big a deal as her Hollywood stage mum would have us believe.
You guys need to talk to my daughter.
She's famous.
She is famous, but I'm not going to tell you who she is. You guys need to talk to my daughter. She's famous. She is famous, but
I'm not going to tell you who she is. You've got to
guess from her voice.
I guessed it straight away.
You didn't? Okay, no, I
didn't. She forced us to follow her on
Instagram as well. Okay, so that wasn't
super exciting. No. But
to be outside
Channing Tatum's gate
was exciting.
Dean did follow through with what he offered us, and he took To be outside Channing Tatum's gate was exciting. Mm-hmm.
Dean did follow through with what he offered us,
and he took us to the spot where Channing Tatum lives.
Now, before you hear what you're about to hear,
we don't know if he was home.
We still don't know if he's in L.A., correct?
We don't.
Mm.
So that gives it away.
We obviously didn't meet him.
Oh.
Good point.
Sorry.
But we did nearly get taken away by security.
Take a listen.
Brianna's amazing.
The names Bri and Clint are Jason Tatum.
All right, Dean, you've taken us all around Hollywood.
We've went to the bloody...
Which is a very nice cafe.
I mean, the cafes were delightful.
But you said you've got a plan.
I've got a plan. I actually know where Channing Tatum
lives. Okay, so he lives right next
door to Eddie Murphy and next door to
Tyler Perry. And I know exactly
where his house is, so I thought we might
actually just go to his house. Are you going to lose all
your red carpet exits if you, like, take
us to these places? I will probably be
blacklisted. So they don't trust you anymore.
Blacklisted. But worth it.
Just before we go and maybe knock on the door or at least get to the front gate,
I want to show you an aerial view of Channing Tatum's house.
When we turn around, we're going to be able to see his house.
You can literally probably almost see in his bedroom.
In fact, it looks like there's someone home.
I'm actually serious.
Shut up.
There's cars there and there's a boat there.
So it's that house right there.
What, that one right there?
The doors are all open.
Look, the main doors.
It looks like there's someone in there.
Wait, there's a car.
Wait, see that car?
Yes.
Is that door to the car opening?
Or am I seeing things?
Or is that a tree?
Or are we just getting too excited?
He might be getting too excited.
But that is Channing Tatum's house right there.
I can't believe that's where I'm going to live soon.
Okay, I think, is this it?
Are we right outside Channing Tatum's house?
We are literally outside Channing Tatum's house.
That is his house.
That's the chimney, and that's his gate, and that's his fence,
and that is where he lives.
And that is a huge security guard's hut.
Yeah.
So you need to get through the security.
Maybe you need to show them that he follows you on Instagram.
I thought you were going to say show them my tits,
and I'm willing to do that.
Also, a possibility, get past that gate,
and then there's the gate to his house.
So it's in a gated community.
Right there.
Oh, my God, there isn't.
Oh, my God, Dave, damn you!
F*** you, Dave.
I hate you so much.
I hate to do this to you, Bree.
You've got to keep doing what we've been doing so far.
What's that? You've got to get out what we've been doing so far. What's that?
You've got to get out and call out to him.
There's security everywhere.
Yeah, but we have never been closer to him than we are right now.
He'll hear you.
Oh, my God, he actually would.
And he'll recognise your accent.
He'll be like, oh, my God, that's Brianna.
She's amazing.
It would actually work.
Are you willing to do it?
Maybe you could just do it out the sunroof.
Do a drive-by, and I will scream at the top of my lungs
and he could actually hear me this time.
This is actually not joking.
Alright, this is honestly so LA.
I'm reaching out the top of the sunroof.
Shannon Tatum!
Shannon!
It's me, Brianna!
We follow each other on Instagram.
This is okay.
Oh, there's security, there's security. Go, go, go, go, go, there's security. Brianna. We follow each other on Instagram. This is okay. Oh, there's security.
There's security.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There's security.
Brianna's amazing.
It ends.
Bri and Clint are chasing Tatum.
And we made a swift getaway.
We left you and Ellie standing on the side of the road.
Yeah, we're standing there in these pink suits
looking like the other part of the crime that you almost committed
and you guys just took off. Mate,
they were coming after us. We had to make
sacrifices. They were okay. We were actually
totally fine. Like I said, we don't
know if he was there, so there's a chance
that he heard us outside his house, by the way.
I love that. Yeah, so we can never go back there
again. No, no, no, no, no, no. Check
your DMs. He could get in touch. You could get a message
going, hey, was that you outside my house today?
What do you think about a stakeout
out the front of Channing's house
whilst eating a steak dinner?
It's a great pun, but yeah, I'm keen.
Look, I'm keen for whatever.
Mate, we've come this far.
At this stage, I'm keen to throw a grappling hook
over his wall and climb in and see if he's there.
Look, we didn't meet Channing today, but we did meet an A-list celebrity that has worked directly with Channing.
A very, very, very close connection to Channing Tatum.
A person who would have Channing Tatum's phone number in his phone.
And this isn't clickbait.
This is the real deal.
We ran into him.
Oh, there's a clue. At a very popular celebrity sighting venue in LA.
We'll tell you who that is very shortly.
Zed M Spree and Clint, the podcast.
We are live from Los Angeles.
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And it is time to ask the burningest of questions. Three.
One year ago, the Channing Tatum started following you on Instagram.
Brianna's amazing.
Now, you and Clint have flown to the other side of the world to try to meet him.
To see if it was all one big accident.
After three days in Los Angeles, have you found him?
No, bloody hell.
Better luck tomorrow.
No Channing today.
No Channing today, no sign of him, no nothing, not even a peep.
You heard before that we went to his house, which is a pretty big deal.
We saw Channing Tatum's chimney, okay?
We saw his fence.
We actually, from the hill, we could see into his room,
and we could see that there was cars and boats, and I mean, it's a nice house.
Oh, it is a nice house.
It's a beautiful house.
I can't believe I'm going to live there soon.
I picked my room out.
I was going to say, the way you're behaving,
I don't know if that's going to be a reality.
So we continued the hunt.
We thought, if we can't get Channing at his house,
let's go to some other places and see if he's there.
We went to a very, very fancy place today
in a suburb called Beverly Hills.
Beverly Hills is where all the big stars live.
It is super wealthy,
and even the ones that can't afford to live there
congregate at a hotel called the Beverly Hills Hotel.
To put this into perspective, this hotel was the very first hotel in Beverly Hills.
It's where Marilyn Monroe stayed.
She lived there for a period of time.
It's where all the celebs stay.
It's where they all hang out.
We ran into someone very, very close to Channing Tatum's inner circle.
Now, we're not allowed to
say who it is until
after five o'clock. That's a directive
from Ross Boss because, well,
we didn't do the best job
when we came face to face with this person.
So he's making us at least drag it out
until prime time. But
he didn't say we couldn't
give hints and if you guys say it,
then it's fine.
It's a totally different kettle of fish.
So what happened was we were at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
We had a very nice drink and some corn chips there.
As we were walking out of the hotel, you and Producer Ben were kind
of lagging behind and I was with Dean, our Hollywood reporter.
I've spotted this celebrity and I've made a joke to Dean and said,
oh, that looks like such and such.
And I totally was taking the piss, made a joke.
Two steps closer, I realised that the person that I thought
and joked that that person looked like was actually that bloody person.
That was them.
It was the A-list celebrity.
Full celebrity Channing Tatum friend person,
who we can't name at the moment.
It was crazy.
And it was ridiculous.
As we've turned around, I've seen producer Ellie literally see the person and then realize in the moment who it was
and then she nearly passed out we um we did do a bit of digging on this and we're going to bring
you the full story on it at five o'clock this afternoon and that's when we can reveal who it
is exactly let's just say you'll hear the story of rejection from this A-list celebrity that we got
you will not be proud of us, put it that way. No.
But just because we're not allowed to say who it is doesn't mean we can't have a game of guessing.
Exactly.
And let's incentivise people right now.
If you guess correct, we're going to pick someone to take home some fuel.
Some free mobile fuel this afternoon if you can guess who the A-list celebrity is that
we ran into at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Do we want to give a couple of clues?
Yeah, let's give a couple of clues just to help people out because I want someone to
actually say it and I want someone to win.
All right.
So the first clue is Channing has worked with this person on the big screen.
Okay.
So that narrows it down.
The second question is an audio question.
Clue?
Audio clue.
Here it is.
Okay, interesting.
It's good, that clue.
I mean, it's a little bit cryptic.
It is a little bit, but I don't think it's too...
It's not too cryptic, but we can't make this too obvious either.
Yeah, and the last question... Clue? Clue? I don't think it's too... It's not too cryptic. It's not too cryptic. But we can't make this too obvious either. Yeah. And the last question...
Clue?
Clue?
I don't know why I keep saying question.
This last clue is that this A-list celebrity
shares a name with an All Black.
A famous All Black.
Yes.
And everyone knows who this All Black is.
A big deal All Black.
All right.
There's your clues.
0800 dials it in.
We're going to take... How many calls do you think it's safe to take?
Ooh.
Three.
Three calls?
Let's take three calls.
You can also text us on the text machine because I'd love to hear who people think it was.
Someone who gets this right is going to score for themselves some free mobile fuel.
If more than one person gets it correct, we'll have to just do a random draw and pick them out that way.
Also, if you come to air and say the right name,
we can't confirm it, but we'll
take that conversation off air with you. Yes.
But let's deal with that when we come to it. Can you figure
out who we met at the Beverly Hills Hotel
in the lobby this
afternoon, very, very
close to Chad and Tatum. We're so damn
close. It hurts. It really does
hurt. Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. A story of tragedy coming to hurt. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
A story of tragedy coming to you after five o'clock this afternoon.
On the hunt for Channing Tatum, we met his, what would you even say?
His person.
Yeah, a big co-star of his.
Someone who would have been great for the show.
And I'm not going to say we confidently secured
that person for the show.
Words were spoken between us
and the person though. Oh yeah, we were
communicated face to face. Communication
was made. We've been told by the bosses we're not
allowed to say who that is until after 5
o'clock but that doesn't mean that you can't have
a guess. And it doesn't mean we can't give out
really easy clues so
that you can potentially guess who it is.
I didn't think the clues were that easy. They're so
easy. We've got almost a hundred
percent strike rate on the text machine with
the guesses, so we're going to have to do a draw for the mobile
fuel. We don't know what we've got on the
phone though. We don't know. Let's give
out these clues one more time. Three clues
as to who the celebrity is we ran
into and spoke with at the Beverly
Hills Hotel this afternoon.
Clue number one, Channing has worked with this person on the big screen.
Clue number two is the audio question, which is this.
Oh, that is a ripping clue.
And clue number three, he shares a name with an all black.
That one I think might have been the biggest giveaway.
But we don't know. But we don't know.
We just don't know.
So let's go to the phones and find out who people think we've got.
Hi, Ashley.
Hi, Ash.
Hi, how are you?
What celebrity do you think we met at the Beverly Hills Hotel today?
I think it's Jonah Hill.
Oh, good guess.
Good guess.
I mean, would you think that was a close
connection to Channing Tatum if we met
Jonah Hill today? Yeah, I think
so. Well,
we can't confirm anything, so we just
have to keep you waiting a little bit longer.
Good guess, though, good guess. Adam,
you've heard Ashley's guess. Who do you
think we ran into at the Beverly Hills
Hotel today?
Hello? Adam, who do you think we met? Hey the Beverly Hills Hotel today? Huh?
Adam, who do you think we met?
Hey, guys.
I was going to say the same.
Jonah Hill.
Jonah?
Interesting you've said the same.
Interesting that you're saying that as well.
What makes you say that?
Which of the clues really pointed you in the Jonah Hill direction?
Well, it was kind of the first one,
and then it was definitely like the second one, like,
nailed the coffin shut.
Okay, and why is that?
Well,
can I say?
I reckon, because you got
obviously 21 Jump Street, and then
you got the wolf noise, which is Wolf of Wall Street.
Oh, interesting.
That's an interesting take on it.
It's an interesting take on the clue. We'll have to go to Victoria. Victoria, interesting. That's an interesting take on it. Interesting that you've decided to interpret it like that. It's an interesting take on the clue.
We'll have to go to Victoria.
Victoria, hello.
Hi.
Who do you think won it?
I also think it was Jonah Hill.
So there's a bit of a trend.
Yeah, that's really interesting that people are all,
that's why it's leaning.
I can't say, but you all, you're the third person now.
Yeah, and this is a poll.
As we've seen from the Australian elections,
I mean, polls can't always be trusted.
But interesting, interesting.
You know, wait there.
Do we take one more just to be safe?
Just in case this person actually gets it,
which we can't confirm.
Okay.
We'll just go one more.
Chris, good afternoon.
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah, hi.
Not bad.
Who do you think we saw at the Beverly Hills Hotel today?
Close personal friend of Channing Tatum.
I also think it's Jonah Hill.
Right.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
God, that's so interesting.
Those clues.
Those clues.
I guess we'll all just have to wait around and find out.
I told you the clues were too easy.
There's just no way to be sure.
No, there's no way to confirm.
There's no way to be sure who it is unless you stay listening until 5 o'clock.
Someone is picking up some fuel.
Yeah, someone will get some free fuel.
We'll figure out who that is.
And until then, I guess the rest is just a little bit of a mystery,
a little bit of a cliffhanger.
Oh, God, we're good at those illusions, the radio illusions.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Live from Los Angeles, Chasing Tatum.
I want to talk about smell for a second.
Very powerful scent, smell.
You know how when you smell something familiar,
it can really take you back to somewhere?
It can stimulate a memory in your brain?
Yeah, I love that feeling.
What about smell taste?
Smell taste?
You know, smell taste.
Smell taste.
Where you can smell something so vividly
that you can kind of know what it tastes like.
Oh, yeah.
I've never heard it called smell taste.
Yeah, smell taste.
Smell taste.
And if you're on a diet and someone's got something yum,
you go over and you go,
can I have a smell taste of that?
And just go.
There's a story coming out of the UK about a boy.
He's 13 years old and he nearly drowned in February
in a swimming pool.
That's scary.
Really scary.
He didn't die, but he did end up in a coma.
And he was in the hospital and he was in a coma for three weeks.
Oh, God.
His family and the doctors tried everything to wake him up and nothing was working until he smelled one particular thing. His mum sprayed in the room some Lynx deodorant.
Shut up. The deodorant of all 13-year-old boys.
Lynx Africa.
The international scent of teenage boy.
And he woke up immediately.
This sounds like a marketing ploy to me.
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
It sounds like a Lynx commercial.
It's brilliant.
I mean, if it is, yep.
But if it's true, even better.
And it is true from all accounts.
It's been written up in medical journals already,
and doctors have confirmed that, yes, this is the thing that woke him
because it stimulated a part of his brain, a memory,
that kicked him back into action, and then boom,
as soon as he gets some Lynx Africa in the room, he's up and running.
Oh, my God.
What an ad campaign for Lynx.
What is Lynx when you smell it?
What does it take you back to?
Sweaty boys at high school.
When we were going
through customs, producer Ben
actually had a can of Lynx in his
carry-on luggage. He had the aerosol
and it got confiscated by security.
And you and I looked at each other and we went
I can't believe this is happening.
He loved it.
Loves a bit of Lynx Africa. I wondered
if we could take a call this afternoon on 0800 dials at M.
Obviously for this kid, Lynx is the best smell in the world.
It was and now it will forever be because it's the smell that saved his life.
But what is the best smell in the world to you?
What is the thing that really gets you going?
Because everyone's got a different sense of smell.
Same with taste.
It might not even be a supermarket aerosol deodorant.
Like, you might like something different.
Can I run a few by you that are my favourites?
Hit me, hit me.
I love the smell of babies.
Oh, yeah, the top of the head?
Oh, just the babies in general.
Producer Ben's looking at me like I'm weird,
but do you know what I mean?
Remember what I said about him?
He had the can of Langston's bag.
True, very true.
What would he know?
Babies smell amazing.
Yeah, babies do smell good.
When you open new technology.
Yeah.
So like a new phone or a new laptop.
Oh, that smells so good.
A little bit chemically but also very...
But just nice.
It smells like you're getting something new.
Yeah.
I love that.
And I do love going to a petrol station.
Oh, okay. I worked in a petrol station for a long time. No, no, no. I know that and I do love going to a petrol station. Oh, okay.
I worked in a petrol station for a long time.
No, no, no.
I know that's bad.
No, a lot of people have this.
But sometimes I just hang out.
You can't have it for long.
No, no, not for a long time,
but I love just hanging out at the pump just a little bit longer.
And don't start spritzing it on yourself like some kind of perfume.
We're not suggesting that.
Just a little.
No, that's totally right.
That's totally right.
It does.
Why does that smell nice? I don't understand. Not for a little. No, that's totally right. That's totally right. It does. Why does that smell nice?
I don't understand.
Not for a long time.
Just that one instant smell.
0800 dial ZM.
We want to know.
Let's put a list together of the best smells in the whole world.
You can call us now.
You can also text in your suggestion on 9696.
I want to hear your weird ones.
Oh, yeah.
I'd love to get weird with that.
Like the real unusual ones.
Love some delicious.
Love some weird.
Yep.
Just finish the sentence.
The best smell in the world is...
Oh, 800 dial ZM.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
A story out of the UK about a boy who was woken from a three-week-long coma
by the smell of Lynx deodorant.
That's what brought him out of the coma.
The international scent of teenage boy.
Yeah, yeah.
His mum sprayed it in the room and the memory banks fired into action
and it pulled him out of his coma.
God, they're good at marketing over at Link's, aren't they?
Yeah, yeah.
They'll be doing a Julian Dennison ad with him in a coma next week.
Probably.
We've got to recreate this one.
Incredible.
But off the back of that, we've asked, what's the best smell?
That's obviously the best smell for him.
What is the best smell in the whole world?
For me, onions cooking, obviously.
That's a good one.
And garlic.
I've been criticised for this one before, and I'm interested to know if you'll judge me.
The smell of the top of a cat's head.
Which is weird, because there's quite a lot of people on the text machine who are saying they're dog's paws.
Oh, really? There's lots of people. There's quite a few texts saying, yeah, I love the are saying their dog's paws. Oh, really?
There's lots of people.
There's quite a few texts saying, yeah, I love the smell of my dog's paws.
I think it's the association thing.
I think it's because you love them so much that the scent of them is something that you
love as well.
But let's find out some of the weird and wonderful ones.
Let's go to Carla.
Hey, Carla.
Carla. Hey, Carla. Carla.
I think we lost Carla, but hers was cow's breath in the morning.
What?
And why are you smelling it in the morning?
Well, that's when you milk them.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
So what?
She only likes it in the morning and not in the afternoon?
Oh, and they're all grassy.
How's your breath in the morning?
Rancid.
Absolutely rancid.
But I don't think cows have a coffee when they wake up.
You know how I really love someone?
Are you there, Carla?
Oh, no, she's gone again.
You know how I can tell when I really love someone?
How?
If I smell their breath in the morning and it doesn't bother me.
Just after you milk them.
Hi, Wilson.
Hello, Bray and Clint.
Hello, Wilson.
What's your favourite smell in the whole world?
Airplane jet fuel.
Why do you sound so sinister when you say that?
I know, there's just something about that smell.
Do you just book yourself on a flight just to get that fix?
Yep, and the best thing is when you have to board through the tarmac
and you have to walk around the plane.
Oh, yeah.
I love it, Wilson.
Spends a lot of time hanging out at airports.
Hey, Cherilee.
Hello.
What's the best smell in the whole world for you?
Oh, my gosh, Vivid and Whitewall Marcus.
Again, we're getting a lot of very noxious scents coming through,
which is fine.
One of Bree's favourites is gas station petrol.
I do love petrol.
Oh, me too.
Cherilee, don't let anybody catch you with like a black mark underneath your nose, though,
because that's when you've got a problem.
Can I just say, Cherilee, producer Ben often writes on our whiteboard when we're planning
this show, and I often catch him just smelling the whiteboard markers, and I'm like, Ben, you can't do that here.
Just one more hit.
Just one more hit.
Just one more.
I just love it so much.
Offer supplies.
I love some of the texts coming through on this.
Someone said chlorinated swimming pools.
Smells like summer.
Love it.
Yeah, it's a good memory, isn't it?
And then someone else, this is a bit unusual,
but someone goes mushrooms cooking.
Oh, yeah, that's another good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you put garlic and butter with mushrooms?
Garlic, butter, mushrooms, onions, all those things sizzling away.
I mean.
Kira, hi.
Kira?
Hi.
What's the best smell in the whole world, Kira?
I think that the best smell is opening brand new
books because of the pages.
You're one of
these people who will never get a Kindle, will you?
Because you just love the smell of the
pages. Yeah, no, Kindles are a waste of time.
Books are amazing.
Love it, Kira. Love you, that is such a good attitude.
Last one is Susie. Hi, Susie.
Hello.
Not so much a smell, but you've said you've got a bone you want to pick with Brie.
Oh, no, Sus.
I 100% do.
Brie, what the blimmin' heck are you on about?
I'm so disappointed you didn't say garlic bread.
I'm an idiot.
How could I miss that, Susie?
How have I missed it?
You know I bought a candle the other day, Susie, that is literally garlic bread scent.
What was your team's Christmas present this year?
Oh, I gave you those scented air freshness.
They smell like bacon, though, but they actually smell like dead flesh.
Hey, Susie, this is good.
This is what friends do.
They have each other's back.
I'm glad you called me out on it, Sus.
You forgot what your own favorite smell was,
and Susie came through and got you.
I'm an idiot.
Thanks for that. You're good. Next on the show, the sicky hotline. Back in a second. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree
and Clint, the podcast. Live from Los Angeles, we're in our Burbank studios
at the moment, right next door to the Warner Brothers lot where they filmed the Ellen DeGeneres show.
It's very cool. It's very cool being here. Like literally Ellen is filmed
next door to the building that we're in.
Ellen is next door.
Ellen herself is next door.
That's crazy.
We are chasing Tatum and you'll find out very shortly,
probably about 10 minutes time,
who the big A-list celebrity is that we almost had for the show,
a close personal friend of Channing Tatum.
Who do we talk to today at the Beverly Hills Hotel?
Find out that soon.
But right now, let's get a sicky hotline.
Hello, you've reached Bree and get a sicky hotline. Hello.
You've reached Brain Cleanse
Sicky Hotline.
We're in Los Angeles this week and we are
chasing Tatum. No luck yet, but look,
we're on track. We've got lots of things in place.
We'll find Channing Tatum before the week's over.
There's plenty of stuff we can do.
I'm not worried at all.
We are doing a sicky hotline
today. And look, this might even help us.
It might get us closer to the cause in a funny way.
I know what's coming.
And I'm guessing because we're in LA, we're going to call somewhere here in LA.
Well, what would you say is Channing Tatum's biggest movie?
Magic Mike XXL.
What does he play in that movie?
A stripper. A stripper.
A stripper.
So today, you're going to be calling Los Angeles Premier Strip Club
the Spearmint Rhino Gentleman's Club.
Oh my God!
Because you clean it after hours.
Got it.
And for the sticky hotline today,
you're going to be telling them that you can't come in to clean.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't even think of a reason why you can't come in.
I just thought of you calling the strip club.
You can't come in.
You can't come in because you've had a diarrhea explosion and you have to clean up your own bathroom.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I think my Aussie accent will blend in.
You're a cleaner.
They won't know where you're from.
They won't know.
Just breeze past it.
Thank you for calling Downsops from Morino.
This is Eli.
How may I help you?
Eli, what's happening?
Hey, how's it going?
How can I help you?
Eli, I'm a part of the cleaning crew that comes in
and cleans the establishment there every now and then.
I was just wondering if I could talk to the manager
or someone in charge.
Yeah, give me one second, okay?
Which one holds it?
Cool, thank you.
Why would I go higher up?
I could have just talked to him.
You need to go right to the top of the pole.
Please continue to hold.
Someone will help you shortly.
Thank you for holding.
Brian speaking.
How may I help you?
Brian, hello
mate. I'm Bree. I don't think we've met before
but I'm a part of the cleaning crew that
cleans there at the Spearmint Rhino. Okay.
Bit of an issue.
I don't think me and
my girls are going to be able to come in
this evening. Okay.
Cleaning crew? Yeah, the cleaning
crew. We come in and we give
the place a once over every now and then. Okay. The cleaning guy? Yeah, the cleaning crew. We come in and we give the place a once-over every now and then.
Okay.
The cleaning guy that comes in here, his name is Manuel.
Yeah, that's my cousin.
Okay.
That's what I'm calling for.
He's had a bit of an accident at home.
Okay.
A pipe has burst in his bathroom, and there's actually just shit everywhere.
He's going to try and do his best but he's just
taking care of that at the moment, which he'll probably
make it in but I just wanted to give you guys a courtesy
call and just let you
guys know that he might be a little bit late
but he should be there.
Perfect. I appreciate it. Thank you. No worries. Thanks, mate.
He did not care. He did not believe you at all.
Bree and Clint, the
podcast. See it in. Oh, sorry, we're live.
Oh, we'll save the toe-wrestling for off here. Bree and Clint, the podcast ZM Bree and Clint
We are live from Los Angeles
It's time to ask the only question that matters
Bree
One year ago
The Channing Tatum started following you
On Instagram
Brianna's amazing
Now you and Clint
Have flown to the other side of the world
to try to meet him,
to see if it was all one big accident.
After three days in Los Angeles,
have you found him?
No.
Better luck tomorrow.
Better be better luck tomorrow
It's the second to last day
We did everything we could today
We really did
We really did
Like there is not
We couldn't have got closer
To where he could be
Than we did today
That's right
We went to Channing Tatum's
Actual house in LA
After a jaunt around some of the
most high profile cafes
in Los Angeles actually. These are the coffee
shops and restaurants where you see celebrities
like your George Clooney's and your Brad
Pitts and your directors and hopefully your Channing Tatum's.
We went looking for them there. No luck
whatsoever. Oh we did meet the girl
who played young Elsa on Frozen.
Yeah we did meet her but
I mean good. She was lovely. She was we did meet her, but I mean, good.
She was lovely. She was lovely. Her mum
really wanted us to interview her.
She did.
But after much
discussion,
we didn't, and we decided to head
to Channing Tatum's actual house
and we nearly got taken away
by security. Picture this, we're in a
black SUV with Dean McCarthy,
Hollywood reporter extraordinaire,
and this is what happened when we went to Channing Tatum's house.
Brianna's amazing.
ZDM's Bri and Clint are chasing Tatum.
All right, Dean, you've taken us all around Hollywood.
We've went to the bloody...
I mean, the cafes were delightful.
You said you've got a plan.
I've got a plan.
I actually know where Channing Tatum lives.
Okay, so he lives right next door to Eddie Murphy
and next door to Tyler Perry.
And I know exactly where his house is,
so I thought we might actually just go to his house.
Are you going to lose all your red carpet exits
if you, like, take us to these places?
I will probably be blacklisted.
Celebrities don't trust you anymore.
Blacklisted.
But worth it.
Just before we go and maybe knock on the door or at least get to the front gate,
I want to show you an aerial view of
Channing Tatum's house. When we turn around,
we're going to be able to see his house. You can literally
probably almost see in his bedroom.
In fact, it looks like there's someone home.
I'm actually serious. Shut up.
There's cars there and there's a boat there.
So it's that house right there.
What, that one right there? The doors are all open. Look, the main doors. It looks like there's a boat there. So it's that house right there. What, that one right there?
The doors are all open.
Look, the main doors.
It looks like there's someone in there.
Wait, there's a car.
Wait, see that car?
Yes.
Is that door to the car opening?
Or am I seeing things?
Or is that a tree?
Or are we just getting too excited?
You're not getting too excited.
But that is Channing Tatum's house right there.
I can't believe that's where I'm going to live soon.
Okay, I think, is this it?
Are we right outside Channing Tatum's house?
We are literally outside Channing Tatum's house.
That is his house.
That's the chimney, and that's his gate, and that's his fence,
and that is where he lives.
And that is a huge security guard's hut.
Yeah.
So you need to get through the security.
Maybe you need to show them that he follows you on Instagram.
I thought you were going to say show them my tits,
and I'm willing to do that.
Also a possibility, get past that gate,
and then there's the gate to his house.
So it's in a gated community.
Right there.
Oh, my God.
There he isn't.
Oh, my God.
Damn you.
F*** you, Dean.
I hate you so much.
I hate to do this to you, Bree.
You've got to keep doing what we've been doing so far.
What's that?
You've got to get out and call out to him.
There's security everywhere.
Yeah, but we have never been closer to him than we are right now.
He'll hear you.
Oh, my God, he actually would.
And he'll recognise your accent.
He'll be like, oh, my God, that's Brianna.
She's amazing.
It would actually work.
Are you willing to do it?
Maybe you could just do it out the sunroof.
Do a drive-by, and I will scream at the top of my lungs
and he could actually hear me this time.
This is actually not joking.
Alright, this is honestly so LA.
I'm reaching out the top of the sunroof.
Johnny Tatum!
Johnny!
It's me, Brianna!
We follow each other on Instagram.
This is okay.
Oh, there's security, there's security. Go, go, go, go, go, there's security. Brianna. We follow each other on Instagram. This is okay. Oh, there's security.
There's security.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There's security.
Brianna's amazing.
It ends.
Bri and Clint are chasing Tatum.
And after a brief discussion with security, they let us go.
It's a great video of Bri flying down the road,
hanging at the top of a BMW, coming to our Facebook page tonight.
I just wanted to let you know,
because I've been really pushing you to scream out for Channing Tatum,
because none of the methods are working.
So I had you yell at him from the top of the Hollywood Hills.
I had you scream out for Channing Tatum on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Yes.
I got you to scream out his name as we drove past his own house today
in Beverly Hills.
And I'm so glad you have pushed me to do that very embarrassing thing.
You're not in this journey alone.
I too screamed out
for Channing Tatum
outside his house.
Okay?
I didn't want you
to be the only one
who did it.
And as you raced off
from security
without me,
I took on the job
of trying to get
Channing's attention.
Have a listen to this.
I mean, I could help.
Channing!
Channing!
It's not going to work.
He mustn't be there.
Are you taking the piss?
No, I did it too.
I did it too.
Yeah, you guys can clap.
Yeah, you guys can clap.
That's all right.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Brie.
You're welcome.
You idiot.
Like I said, you're welcome.
Anything for you.
Oh, yell out the top of the window, Brie.
There's security everywhere, Brie.
It'll be a great idea.
He follows you, not me.
We did come very close
to a close personal friend of Channing's today.
We've been stringing you along with this one all day.
It is a story of opportunity lost
and absolute heartbreak on our part.
We're going to reveal the A-list Hollywood celebrity
who knows Channing Tatum personally,
his close personal friend, who we saw at the Beverly Hills Hotel today.
It is Bree and Clint, the podcast.
We're live from LA at the moment.
We are doing our best to find Channing Tatum who follows Bree on Instagram.
We've been telling you all show that we've come very, very close
as we've made contact with, I think, Channing Tatum's biggest co-star ever.
His right-hand man.
Yep.
His guy.
His comedy partner.
That's who it is.
A person who would have been great to get on the show today
as part of our Channing Tatum mission.
It's this guy, Jonah Hill.
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady killers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job. You know, this guy, Jonah Hill. Just f***ing listen, okay? Jules and her stupid f***ing friend came up to me and they asked me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party.
You know what that means?
By some divine miracle, we were paired up
and she actually thought of me.
Thought of me enough to decide that I was the guy
she would trust with the whole funness of her party.
We met Jonah Hill and we screwed it up.
Look.
Oh, God.
I can't believe how bad it could have went.
We are still reeling from this and hurting a little bit,
but let us tell you what happened.
So we went celebrity spotting.
We went to a place called the Beverly Hills Hotel.
This is the place where Marilyn Monroe used to live.
She lived there for quite a while.
It's the original hotel in Beverly Hills.
It's where celebrities go to have lunch, to have drinks,
and quite often they stay at.
And the only place in California where paparazzi are legally
not allowed to go. We went in and we went into the bar and we thought, let's have lunch here
so that we can maybe do some celeb spotting. We looked at the menu and realized it was $64
for a salad. So we got a juice. And that was it. And it was really nice, lovely experience.
And as we were walking out of the hotel, there's a red carpet when you're
walking out of the lobby. And I was walking out with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy,
you and the producers were behind us. And as we were walking out, I've made a joke and I've
spotted this guy walking in who looked like Jonah Hill. And I said to Dean McCarthy, oh look, there's Jonah Hill. Joking. I was making a joke.
Two steps closer, he had a beard and I realised it was the Jonah Hill. It was the actual guy.
He goes past us and as he passes us, I said to the security guard, you've got to remember,
I'm completely oblivious to the fact that Jonah Hill is there at this stage and I said to the
security guard, hey, do you mind taking a photo for us?
Put it this way, Clint didn't even realise Jonah Hill walked directly past us.
I was saying it to the security guard because I wanted a photo of us as a team.
Jonah Hill heard me say that, stopped, was open to the idea of getting a photo with us, and then we ignored him.
No, you turned your back on him.
Don't blame this on me.
You didn't do anything.
I didn't even know he was there.
You're the one who had eyes locked on him.
He was in your sights.
I literally said nothing.
I couldn't even make any words out.
Jonah Frick and Hill walk straight past us
and goes into the restaurant.
We have our photo
and then we have a debrief as a team
and we realise what we've just done.
We've passed up the opportunity
to have Jonah Hill on the show
as part of our Chasing Tatum mission.
A direct connection to Chaining Tatum.
We ummed and aahed about what we should do for a long time.
And we thought we can't let the opportunity pass us by.
So we built up the courage
and we sent Dean McCarthy, our spy reporter,
back into the hotel to see if he was somewhere in the restaurant.
Came back and he said, I found him.
He's not in the restaurant.
He's downstairs in the cafe.
In the most secluded part of the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Imagine the room like a triangle.
And you're walking at the widest end of the triangle.
And Jonah Hill was sitting at the most narrow, far end at the bar.
By himself.
We are also wearing fluorescent pink palm tree suits,
and we look like walking red flags.
We decided to build up the courage and walk into the cafe.
So you and I, together, have walked down to the cafe.
We've spotted him.
He's sitting there having a big feed of pancakes.
There was literally so many pancakes.
He's having a great time.
There's butter all over them.
He had AirPods in.
The international sign of, please don't bother me.
We've walked over.
We had to do it.
We couldn't not do it.
We would kick ourselves if we didn't say something.
And we said, excuse me, Jonah.
And straight away he looked at us like he was annoyed.
He wasn't impressed.
He gets this all the time.
And I get it.
He would get this all the time.
He goes, I can't, guys.
I'm on the phone.
And I thought, oh, we're here?
And I just said, can we have two minutes of your time?
And that's when I saw Jonah Hill directly reject you, Clint Roberts.
No, and you.
And you.
Excuse me. He didn't prick up on you at all. He was, and you. And you. Excuse me.
He didn't prick up on you at all.
He was really, really nice about it.
He was.
His face turned from annoyance to, come on, guys.
You've got to understand.
I really don't want to.
It was.
And he said, I can't.
But what he was actually meaning was, I don't want to.
He said, have a nice day.
And we walked off more disappointed than any two people could ever be.
I've played this scenario out of my head 150 times since then.
And if I had my time again, I would do it differently.
I would just start talking until he said stop.
I would say, hey, we've come all the way from New Zealand and I know this sounds weird,
but we're trying really hard to find Channing Tatum.
He follows Bree on Instagram.
Do you think you could help us?
And he probably would have said, Guys, I can't.
I don't want to.
We don't have a photo.
We don't have a video.
We don't have a recording.
We don't have an autograph.
We don't have anything except the story of the time
we didn't get Jonah Hill for the show.
But we did talk to him and we did get rejected.
So there you go.
That's as close as we've got to Channing Tatum.
I knew we would see someone famous.
I didn't think it would be that famous.
I didn't think it would be that closely related
to Channing Tatum herself.
That is the only famous person we have seen
and it doesn't get closer than Jonah Hill to Channing Tatum.
We've got two more days.
We've got two more days, okay?
We could still see that girl that he was in Step Up with.
You never know.
What's her name?
We should really learn that just in case we see her.
I've never been this disappointed.
Oh, $800 ZM.
Let's cheer everybody up this afternoon with a birthday banger.
I need one today.
Yeah, we're looking for some motivation.
Sorry.
We're really sorry.
But we did our best.
We sucked.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
You just heard the devastating story of our inability to capture Jonah Hill for the show today.
We met him.
We choked.
We tried to trap him.
We got him in the net.
Yeah.
But he just.
He's the one that got away.
He is the one that got away.
So we're going to cheer ourselves up with a great birthday banger today.
So let's find out what we've got.
First up is Alana.
Hey, Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hiya.
What's your birthday?
14th of July, 94.
Okay, Alana, you were 16 in 2010 on the 14th of July.
And on that day, this topped the charts.
Katy Perry, California Girls.
Very fitting at the moment.
Oh, appropriate for where we are.
Yeah.
Totally.
That's a good birthday banger, Alana.
That was a tune.
I'm sorry, what was that?
Just saying you got a good birthday banger.
Do you like it?
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good.
Not too bad.
All right, let's go to the next person.
Bria.
Hi.
My birthday is the 11th of September 1999.
Okay, perfect. You were 16 in
2015 on the 11th of September.
And this is your birthday banger.
You get Omi Cheerleader.
God, I love this song.
This is one of my absolute guilty pleasures.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't mind this song from Omi.
Do you like it, Briah?
Yeah, it's a good birthday banger.
Is it the song that's going to cheer us up
for missing out on getting Jonah Hill on the show?
I guess so.
Cheerleader.
Give it a go.
Cheerleader. Yeah, cheerleader.
That's what we need. Last one's Felicia.
Hi, Felicia. Hi, Felicia.
Hey, how are you? Good, thanks.
What's your birthday? It's the 11th
of February, 1991.
Okay, Felicia, you were 16
in 2007 on the 11th
of February. And back on that day,
this was number one.
What happened to Mika?
Mika was a global sensation for a minute, wasn't he?
Was he?
I felt like he was.
He was big.
Well, there was that song
and then there was another song
about...
Massive.
He was huge.
A song about big girls.
Oh, yeah.
Big girls.
You were beautiful.
Yeah, there it is.
Felicia, what do you think?
Yeah, not really feeling it.
I don't know.
It's almost as bad as your meeting there with Jonah Hill.
All right, Felicia.
No, I agree.
Are you from the States, Felicia?
From Canada.
Okay.
All right.
Would you have choked as hard as we did if you walked past Jonah Hill?
Tell us you wouldn't have been cool as well.
It's hard to say.
I don't know.
It's hard to say.
But you didn't...
Felicia, she probably would have owned it.
Okay, we need to make a decision.
My vote is for Omi Cheerleader.
I'll go with you.
Yeah, you in?
Yeah, mate.
I want to cheer you up.
All right, this is from 2015.
A 2015 banger for you, Briar.
We're playing Omi, Cheerleader, the Felix Khan remix.
Oh, this takes me back.
Enjoy this one, okay?
Thank you.
Bree and Clint, we're live from LA on ZM. When I need motivation
My one solution is my queen
Cause she's so strong
Yeah, yeah
She is always in my corner
Right there when I want her
All these other girls are tempting
But I'm empty when you're gone
They say, do you need me?
Do you think I'm pretend?
Do I make you feel like you do? I'm pretendin'? What made you feel like you didn't like me?
Cause it really does
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
She loves like a mother
She wants my wishes like a jewel in a bottle
Yeah, yeah
Cause I'm the wizard of love
And I got the magic wand
All these other girls are tempting
But I'm empty when you're gone
They say, do you need me?
Do you think I'm pretend?
Make you feel like she's telling me not to really cause
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there. Thank you. I don't need a next one Oh, I love you too She thinks I need a nice celebration
All that's left to do is just to
To let go, bless, to know
I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her Oh, that's nice.
That's good.
I mean, not the most earth-shattering birthday banger we've ever played,
but I thought it was a nice throwback.
What a good little bop-along.
2015's cheerleader from Omi,
who could forget his follow-up hit,
Hula Hoop.
I remember this song.
Something about spinning me around
like a hula hula hoop,
like a hula hula hoop.
That's the one.
And as Omi's number one cheerleader
in New Zealand, pun intended,
I was gutted this song wasn't a hit.
I thought you guys got to get behind this, but no, they couldn't.
It does
sound very similar to the first one.
That's maybe what I liked about it.
Okay, we are live from LA
right now. Next on the show,
oh, Bree's got a bit of a life hack
for you when it comes to your phone. Yeah, if
you've ever been as frustrated
as me when you're writing
a particular swear word that autocorrect changes it to ducking, I've got a life-changing life hack for you next.
All the important answers for you coming after this.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
If you've just joined the show, you will have missed the fact that today, while we didn't get Channing Tatum, we went to his house.
We did go to his house.
And survived his security.
Yeah, survived the security.
Just, I yelled over his fence line.
No word.
And we did come face to face with his biggest co-star, Jonah Hill from 21 Jump Street.
And we also choked, didn't ask him for a photo.
What losers.
You just have to take our word that we spoke to him.
Because we've got no proof.
God, we suck at this.
Hey, there's multiple people that were there.
Yeah, and there's two more days.
Still hope.
Still hope for this mission.
Yeah, exactly right.
I want to give you a bit of a life hack,
and this is for anyone who,
I don't know if they feel the same frustration as me,
but when I text, I like to write the F word sometimes.
When you want to convey something. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I like to write the F word sometimes. When you want to convey something.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes I like to write the F word.
I like to put ing on the end.
I like to write it just on its own.
You're a mad dog.
You do whatever you want.
I'm crazy.
You can't be tamed.
As Miley said, you cannot be tamed.
So why does autocorrect automatically assume that I don't want to write
the F word and I want to write duck.
The D word.
Or ducking.
Who is writing ducking?
Autocorrect.
Who is ever in a sentence?
I'll tell you who.
People who play a lot of dodgeball.
Well, that's a very niche, small group.
Oh, my God.
My back hurts so much from ducking.
Do you want to know?
Oh, my God.
My ducking back.
Exactly. Doesn't make sense.
Do you want to know my life hack
that I've found out that will
get rid of this problem? 100%. I want
control over my phone. It's my life.
Exactly. Stop telling me that
I don't want to swear. Because I do.
I really do. Alright, lay it on us, mad dog.
Come at us. All you have to do
is you go into your contacts and add a new contact.
Pretty simple.
And you write their first name as the F word.
Second name, ducking, but with an F.
So duck, ducking.
Duck, ducking, yeah.
Save it.
Yeah.
And you'll never have that problem again. Genius.
Genius. Guys,
you clap, Producer Ben.
I'll give you a clap. You guys clap. Thank you.
I've saved a lot of people
a lot of heartache. I just want to give you some advice
though. Make sure your partner never
goes into your phone because if she finds
a contact called duck ducking in
there, but with the F's instead of the D's,
it's going to be a very hard one to explain.
Who the duck is Duck Ducking?
I met them on Tinder.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Live from our Los Angeles studios again this afternoon.
Bit of a grim statistic for you,
but did you know that 11 people have died in less than two weeks
after a poor weather cut climbing up to Everest?
I saw this.
And I saw that nature photographer who put up the crazy photo
of a queue of people who were waiting in line
to get up to the top and have their picture.
Yeah, so they're saying at least four of those people,
they're blaming their deaths on overcrowding
as some teams are waiting for hours and hours
in what they call the death zone,
which is right at the top of the mountain.
Oh, so it's the weight that is killing them?
Well, those four people they're saying.
God.
Look, the whole thing is so weird to me
that there is this mountain there
that people feel the need to climb when it is so deadly.
It's so deadly.
Did you know since I think it's about 1922.
Yeah.
Do you know how many people have died climbing Everest?
How many?
They reckon there's been more than 300 people that have perished on that mountain.
Well, 300 in a century doesn't sound as bad as 11 in two weeks.
Like it's getting worse. Yeah, in 1922
there was hardly anyone attempting it
and now these days they reckon, yeah,
up to 20 people every season
will perish on that mountain.
And a lot of people know this these days
but they leave the bodies up there.
They have to. They have to. Because it's too
dangerous to get them down. The Nepalese
Sherpas and stuff around there,
they often get tasked
with going up and bringing down people who are
like, they can't finish
it. So you get that far. They pass out.
You pass out or whatever it is. There's a story
out last week, they had to go up there with a yak
and pull down a guy who
decided to try and climb it without oxygen tanks.
He tried to climb Everest
without oxygen tanks. Which a lot of people, there's people who will do it, first go with oxygen tanks. He tried to climb Everest without oxygen tanks.
Which a lot of people, there's people who will do it,
first go with oxygen tanks,
and then they'll come back the year after and try and do it without oxygen.
You know, I don't get it.
And no offense to people who this is your thing.
I just don't get the pursuit of something like Everest.
Because to me, it's such a...
Is it right to say this?
I don't care.
To me, it seems like quite a selfish mission.
Yeah.
Like it's just you who's going to benefit.
I know you've got to do great things with your life.
It's not like you win prize money to get to the top.
I know.
That's the thing.
But people who do it have got wife and kids and stuff.
I'm like, come on.
How much do they really want a photo of you up there?
There's a story about one of the people,
one of the 11 people that have died this season.
His name is Seamus Lawless, or should I say his name was Seamus,
and he was an Irish climber who died last week.
And he text his wife, so he got to the top.
Yeah.
And then on the way back down, just after he got to the top,
he text his wife and said, I've done it.
Yeah.
I've made it.
Yeah.
And then he perished on the descent down.
On the way back down.
On the way back down.
He's got a pregnant wife at home.
Why would you climb Everest when you've got a pregnant wife at home?
Well, as someone with a pregnant wife at home,
I'll make the decision right now.
Would you?
I'm not going to climb Everest.
I was thinking about it.
I was going to do it on the way home.
I was going to detour to the Himalayas.
But after that, you know, I might. This might change your mind. Yeah, no. I was thinking about it. I was going to do it on the way home. I was going to detour to the Himalayas.
But after that, you know, I might.
This might change your mind.
Yeah, no. Yeah.
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