ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 2nd 2019
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No! No, I don't!
I got something generic, it'll be short.
Good everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
You know how these days everyone gets their online shopping delivered to work?
Yep.
It's just what you do, right?
Because you don't want to get that courier card at your house.
There is nothing worse than having to pick up that damn card and go to the post office.
How do you deal with it in an apartment?
They must always leave the card.
Exactly.
Because they can't get up to you, They can't leave it on the street.
No, they can't deliver it
to your apartment.
So you get it sent to work.
I just want to know,
is this too far?
Today I had my online purchase.
You had one delivered.
You got a hat.
Showed up.
You'll hear about that
in the show, I think.
Yep.
Maybe.
I had a package delivered,
but it was furniture.
Is that too far?
Yeah, that's too far.
Two barstools
because we're renovating
our house. Because a sex swing, not appropriate
at work either. You know?
Like, get that delivered to your house. I said to
the reception ladies, oh, there's a package coming
for me, and they go, oh, cool. And I was like, no,
it's some bar stools. And they're like,
why the hell are you getting your bar
stools sent to work? So is that too far?
Maybe. Why?
Is it because they're too big? Yeah, they're pretty big. I mean, they're bar stools sent to work. So is that too far? Maybe. Why? Is it because they're too big? Yeah, they're
pretty big. I mean, they're bar stools.
They're nice bar stools though. By the way, can you
help me carry something to the car after the show? No, I'm
not carrying those to the car. Also,
I want to know from you, what's
the weirdest thing you've ever purchased on the
internet? Oh.
I've never purchased
sex things. Have I?
Not on the internet anyway
No I've purchased them in store
What have you got?
What did you purchase in store?
I don't know if I want to go into that
Why not?
Just because it's a little bit personal
Is it?
Yeah
Was it for actual use or a gag?
Or a ball
And by that I mean a ball gag
Like I'm just not going to go into it
But what's the weirdest thing I've purchased online?
I don't know
I don't buy that many weird things
I don't buy as many things online as you though
I love an online purchase
Other than the Venute
What's the weirdest thing you've bought online?
God, the Venute is definitely up there
I've purchased on the internet before
Nunchucks.
Oh, yeah?
How did that go?
Went well.
You didn't get intercepted by customs or anything?
No, they got through somehow.
Have you ever been on the dark web?
Yes.
You have?
Oh, I haven't personally.
What's it like?
Is it like the Matrix?
I haven't personally, but I've sat with someone who's been on it.
So does that count?
Yeah.
It is a crazy place, can I say?
Yeah.
You can buy... Should we be talking about this?
No, you can buy anything.
I know what you're going to say.
You can buy anything.
Guns, drugs.
Yeah.
You can buy Hitmen.
Jesus.
What else?
That's what it appeared to me like you could buy.
Can you buy like HelloFresh or anything like that on the dark web?
Yeah, I think Naughty Limb.
Can you get my food bag on there?
Yeah, Naughtyia Lim's on there.
Oh, Nadia Lim would be in there.
She's so good.
She'll have it everywhere.
She's got marketing covered.
She'll be on the light web, dark web, everywhere.
Can you imagine Nadia Lim in a marketing meeting?
She'd be like, now we need to cover all bases.
We need to go on the internet, obviously, radio, TV, and the dark web.
The dark web's not really a good fit for our brand.
Put some crack in the boxes.
Drug dealers gotta eat.
Zed-E-M, let's go, go, go.
Now let me see you dance.
Zed-E-M's Brie and Clint.
Got a fun note.
Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.
Hello, mate.
Good night for you?
A good night?
Yeah.
Why?
Oh, just did you have a good night?
Yeah, I had a great night.
Yeah?
Did you?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I saw you ended up at your favourite ice cream shop again.
I am obsessed with that place.
Yeah.
Duck Island, it's called.
It's the best thing to come out of Hamilton ever.
Yeah.
So it's come out of Hamilton and now it's in Auckland.
And honestly, there was this one flavour I tried last night.
It's called Fairy Bread.
Fairy Bread flavoured ice cream?
Yes. And I was like, is Bread flavoured ice cream? Yes.
And I was like, is that just vanilla ice cream with sprinkles in it?
Just going to go to the producers.
Producers, we need to do another taste test today.
Yeah, another taste test if we can organise that.
We're going to be having Fairy Bread ice cream.
Yeah, thank you very much.
So you know what they do?
And the lady goes, no, it's not just vanilla ice cream with sprinkles in it.
She goes, we get brioche and we soak it in milk and then
we put, it was so intricate
the description. There's actual bread
in the ice cream? Yes. Wow. I was like
give it to me. Give it to me now.
We had very different nights you and I. What did you do?
I built a pram.
I think I'm going to go with my night.
And a bassinet. And a bassinet. Oh well
yeah, lock that in. Isn't it weird eh? Guys and
girls are so different.
There's little moments where you go,
shit, I'm actually going to be a parent.
One of the big ones for me was when we had the baby scan,
and I think it was the same for my wife,
or probably when she first did the test and stuff.
But all these other moments,
like when she gets baby clothes and stuff,
for me, it wasn't until I built something.
It wasn't until I put together a pram,
and I'm like, shit, we're actually doing this. Did you use all the screws?
This baby's actually going to come.
Or did you have leftover screws?
No, no leftover screws.
In fact, no screws.
It's a great modern product.
It all just snaps together.
Oh, well, no wonder you could put it together then.
Yeah, right?
Still took me two and a half hours.
No allergies.
And a lot of swear words.
Today on the show, your chance to go to Brisbane for free.
We're playing Battle of the Sixes again at 20 past four today.
That's your chance to play.
That's one chance to go to Brisbane.
Then we're also giving you the chance with ZM's World Tour
to go to Brisbane to see Khalid.
Oh, yes.
Let's do that today as well.
We'll get you in that draw at five o'clock this afternoon.
Also, I think my favourite thing I'm looking forward to on the show today.
Finally, Producer Ben, does he put his money where his mouth is?
He loves to brag about how quick.
He always says, oh, I'm as quick as Usain Bolt over 100 metres.
No, he reckons he's the same as Usain Bolt over 40 metres.
Sorry, over 40 metres.
Anyway, we're going to put that to the test this afternoon.
How quick is producer Ben?
Next on the show, we want to talk about vegans.
Yeah, this is controversial.
Vegans are going to become very, very sought after
for rental properties, apparently.
We'll talk about it after Ariana Grande.
This is Break Up With Your Girlfriend.
I'm bored.
Bree and Clint, Zedim.
Zedim, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Is it fair to not rent a property to someone if they're not vegan?
Mmm.
That's exactly what is happening in Australia right now.
The equivalent of Trade Me is Gumtree in Aussie,
and an ad is going viral after it was posted onto Gumtree
looking for a family to rent a four-bedroom house
and they had to be vegan.
Wait, so they're not looking for a flatmate?
No, so they're not looking for someone tomate? No, so they're not looking for someone
to join a house and they're already, you know, so I kind of get it if they're vegan and they're
living in a house and they don't really want someone cooking meat in the kitchen and they
live there. If you're a house of vegans, yes. Yeah. But these are the landlords. This is the landlord
and it's for to rent an entire house, four bedrooms. So this is the exact wording on the ad.
It says four bedroom house for rent
to a vegan family in Frankston, which is in Melbourne.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting because attitudes are changing
towards food at the moment quickly as well.
Not saying that everybody has to be vegan soon,
but like that to me seems quite hard line.
Because I get it.
It's pretty harsh though.
Yeah, but you say no smokers.
But smoking's different because I get that
because it can leave a smell in the carpet.
It can leave a smell in the house.
Okay, but if you're vegan, hear me out.
If you're vegan, can you smell meat in a house?
Can you smell like, if someone cooks a steak,
you know how if someone's cooking steak in the house,
it does give off an aroma.
Unless they're barbecuing constantly in the house,
I don't think it's going to leave a smell.
Or don't rent it to producer Ben there.
Yeah, so producer Ben's out.
He exclusively cooks outdoors on his barbecue.
But do you know what I mean?
Like it does give off a smell.
Yeah, but does it stay in the house though?
Arguably no.
I don't think so.
I've never walked into a house and gone,
they've cooked a lot of meat in here.
Okay, what about ethically then?
What if they're vegan because that's what they believe
and they don't believe that animals should be killed for our benefit?
Are they allowed to do it on those principles?
It's like a religious thing, right?
Yeah, it's interesting.
And this isn't an isolated...
But then you couldn't not rent a house to someone on religious beliefs.
You couldn't say, no Jews. Well, yeah, it's interesting. And this isn't an isolated... But then you couldn't not rent a house to someone on religious beliefs.
You couldn't say, no Jews.
Well, yeah, it's discriminatory.
You can't do that.
So is it the same?
Oh, that is... So it's not an isolated incident.
There's also, there's been a few different ads like this as well.
There was also a studio apartment that went up for rent
that said only vegetarian slash vegan non-smoker and
non-alcoholic couple or individual what so the world's most boring person sounds like a fun
landlord no alcohol no ciggies no meat no dairy no nothing this ad also that you know what they're
looking for they're looking for a rabbit yeah exactly there's also like further detail that
that says in the article house is only for a vegan family
and no other food or beverages are allowed inside the house at any time.
Okay, how would they know?
Say you really want the house,
why don't you just lie and say you're vegan?
Because they've got to give you notice for a flat inspection anyway.
And on that day, you just tip the milk down the sink.
Can you imagine?
I can just imagine someone lying because, let's be real,
a lot of the time, you know,
our references when you're trying to get a rental property,
you talk it up a little bit. Oh, yeah.
You know? Yeah. You talk it up. And you ask your mate,
hey bro, can you be my reference? Exactly. Yeah, I'll put on
my landlord voice. So if you're trying to
get this house, you're like, yeah, I'm a vegan.
And then they ask you. How would they know?
They're like, okay, what does being
vegan mean? And then you're like, if it was
producer Ben, he'd be like,
um, um, um.
Not eating.
Only eat chicken.
I only eat white meats.
White meats.
I don't eat red meats.
You know, vegetarian.
Vegetarian.
Oh, 800 dial ZM.
Just chuck it out there this afternoon.
Is it fair?
Yeah.
Is it fair?
Is it fair?
That's the question. Is it fair to deny someone a rental property if they're not vegan?
Yeah.
Is that your right?
Yeah.
Do you think that's fair?
What do you reckon?
Oh, $800.
What do you think?
You can text us as well on 9696.
About the vegan house.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
There was an article, there was an ad actually that was released for a rental property in
Melbourne saying they're looking for a family of vegans to rent their four-bedroom house.
And only vegans.
And only vegans.
We're asking the question this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
do you think that's fair to discriminate when renting a property?
Hi, Sydney.
Hi.
Hi, Sydney, what do you think?
I don't think it's fair at all, to be honest.
Are you vegan?
No, I'm not vegan.
Are you a property manager?
No.
Are you a renter?
Well, I was working on Airbnb the other day,
and I came across an ad,
and I thought, oh, yeah, looks good, looks good.
And I contacted them, and I said, oh, do you eat lamb or drink alcohol?
And I was like, oh, yeah, I do.
They're like, oh, sorry, no, we don't want you.
I was like, but I have the whole house to myself.
Wow.
And not all meat, just lamb specifically?
That's interesting.
Yeah, just specifically lamb.
Did you ask why?
Yeah, they said it was against their, like, soup.
Is it soup?
Yeah, soup.
They're like... Religion. Religion, yeah. Yeah, the said it was against their, like, their, like,
religion.
Religion, yeah.
Yeah, the religious thing.
Weird to have an Airbnb then,
because everybody rents Airbnbs.
A lot, yeah.
Like, there's a lot of admin there.
And more people likely to eat lamb than not eat lamb. When was the last time you ate lamb?
Two days ago.
Oh, okay.
Right.
What about you, Sydney? When was the last time you ate lamb? Like, two days ago. Oh, right, Right. What about you, Sydney?
When was the last time you ate lamb?
Like two days ago.
Oh, right.
Okay.
People are eating more lamb than I realised.
I thought it was quite a retro dish, lamb chops.
Anyway, that's beside the point.
Interesting.
We're not talking about lamb here.
We're talking about vegans.
Hi, Kelly.
Hi.
Kelly, you're a property manager.
I'm not a property manager, but I've worked in property management for the last four to five years.
Right. And is this illegal or legal to do?
It's actually illegal to discriminate against anything other than smokers and pets when advertising a property.
Really?
Okay.
What about someone with a criminal record?
That's at the owner's discretion, really. So you can
obviously have a criminal record and then go
back to the owner and say, hey, this is
their past.
They've, you know, checked on a job
or et cetera, et cetera. And that's
at the owner's discretion. That's not for us
to... What about a man who
does stand-up wheeze but leaves the toilet
seat down? Can you discriminate against him?
Oh, I think, yeah, that's a total no-no.
That's in the law, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And shower wheeze too would come into it.
Shower wheeze?
Yeah, shower wheeze.
Do you not wee in the shower?
No, I'm saying people who do shower wheeze.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you saying you're not one of those people?
No, I'm saying I'm definitely one of those people.
Oh, right.
I was going to say.
And people who say that they're not are liars.
Yeah, but if they put that into property law,
we'll all be on the street is the point that I'm making. No, I'm
saying that it shouldn't be in there.
Oh, it shouldn't be in there? Yeah.
Okay. I'm confused.
Are we weeing in the shower or not? Yes. Yeah, cool.
Kelly, do you wee in the shower?
Oh, that's between me and the
shower. That's a yes from Kelly. That's a yes.
That's between me and the
shower. Paris is a vegan.
Hey, Paris. Hi, Paris.
Hi, guys.
What do you think about this, Paris?
My thoughts are I'm not sure that I would specifically exclude people,
but if it was my house, I'd say I'd prefer that.
You'd prefer people who are vegan to rent your house, right?
We said it was about smell.
Could you smell if meat has been cooked in a house?
As a vegan, do you believe that you've got that sense?
I can smell it if it's cooking at the time after it's gone, I'm not sure.
Not like a week later, you're like a meat detective.
They've cooked a roast in here.
They had sausages in here last year.
I think it's more an ethical thing, not the smell afterwards.
Yeah, I get what you're saying, being a vegan.
But yeah, I don't know if you have a right to discriminate.
Good luck.
Look, good luck.
If that's your rental property,
you've reduced the amount of people that can come into it,
which means you're probably going to get less money
for the rental property.
But honestly, if the landlord is that anal about everything,
you're probably better not to rent the place in the first place.
Yeah, best to stay clear. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz.
Dean, you're live from the Billboard Awards.
How's the vibe?
Oh, my goodness.
Talk about a vibe.
It's so much fun here in Vegas today.
Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Ciara, Mariah Carey.
Oh, my God.
It's literally every big, major, megastar in music is here today.
I ran into Drake in the car park.
Okay, Drake turns up late.
This is my favorite moment of the day.
He turns up late.
He missed all the red carpet.
I was actually going out into the car park in the secure area where you're not even supposed to be.
And this big G-Wagon, if you know what that is it's a mercedes-benz full drive with
the roof cut off extended like a limousine roof cut off g-wagon mercedes and there in the back
is drake in this thing it's called a maybach suv so crazy he turns up bts were there when bts
arrived on the red carpet today everyone was was, I could not hear myself think.
It was screaming beyond screaming.
The BTS army are literally terrifying.
Is BTS, sorry, I don't mean to be ignorant.
Is BTS the Korean group?
Yes.
Now, here's the thing.
They are literally the biggest pop stars in the world right now.
BTS, they are so huge.
And yeah, everyone went wild when they turned up.
That's cool.
I like that.
Also, is the Billboard Award the one where Madonna is doing her $5 million performance?
Yes, absolutely.
So brace yourself for that.
She is using holograms, CGI.
I mean, fabulous.
It's going to be incredible.
Who the hell is she going to hologram?
Who's she going to kiss? That's what I want to know. Who's she going to hologram as well? Because it's got to be incredible Who the hell is she going to Is she going to hologram? Who's she going to kiss?
Is what I want to know
Who's she going to kiss?
But who's she going to hologram as well?
Because it's got to be a dead person right?
It can't be a living person
Because if I'm alive
And Madonna holograms me into the show
I'd be pissed off
I'd be like
Why don't you just get me to come
I would love to go on the show with you
If I was getting paid
I'd probably be fine with it
I think she might be hologramming herself
Oh So it is what I said I think she might be hologramming herself.
Oh.
So it is what I said.
She is probably going to do herself through the ages.
She can go and do it with Madonna from the 80s,
Madonna from the 90s, and Madonna from the 2000s.
Anything she wants. It's Madonna.
She's Madonna.
She can do whatever she wants.
She can come in on a helicopter.
Fascinating.
Whatever.
Well, that's the scoop from Dean.
He's there in Vegas at the Billboard Awards.
Plus, tonight on ZM Chart Cam and Georgia
Have more winners
And backstage gossip
From today's Billboard Music Awards
That ZM Chart
From 7 o'clock to 9
Yeah be listening
If you want to hear more about that
So you know how you're all about
That prank life right?
Hashtag prank life
Hashtag prank till you die
Yep
Hashtag prank
Hashtag prank city
Hashtag prank prank prank I don't know what um prank hashtag prank city hashtag prank prank
prank i don't know what the other hashtags are prank patrol um i have got someone on who's also
about that prank life to talk to this afternoon i've seen this story yeah can i say as a fellow
pranker i'm very impressed well she's done something you haven't done yet she's made the
news with her prank yep yeah that's good uh Welcome to the show, Bridie Connell. Hello, Bridie. Hello. Hi. Oh, I'm overwhelmed.
I'm overwhelmed in your presence. I mean, amazing
feat. 15 years, I understand, worth of pranking. 15 years in the
making, that's right. Dad and I have been locked in a battle for a long time.
Two powerful prank wahine, I like to say. Tell us what the prank is,
the 15-year-long running prank that you've got with your dad.
Look, if I'm honest, it's entirely out of proportion.
It is like, it started with the most boring thing,
which is, you know, that thing you do on the first of the month,
you say, pinch and a punch, no return.
Yes.
I don't remember how it started, but for 15 years now,
like since intermediate, like we have been doing that,
my dad and I, on the first of every month.
I don't know how it started, but we're just both so competitive
that we try to one-up each other every month.
It's got to some pretty extreme levels.
And yesterday I was catching a flight from Sydney to Auckland
and my dad had got some New Zealand staff members to prank me
and say pinch and a punch on the plane.
That is innovative.
Yeah.
And it shows initiative.
It's international.
It's international.
I mean, it has all the best things for a prank.
I was just flabbergasted.
So he's in control now.
He's one up on you.
It's obviously, it's your move.
Would you say, Bridie, it's your move for the 1st of May, June?
June.
There's a lot of pressure on you for June.
Now that it's kind of been rocketing around Twitter,
I feel like there's a world stage waiting.
I'm not going to lie.
Things have escalated more than I anticipated.
Bridie, I need to know, do you have any ideas for next month?
So I posted the story on Twitter and my dad is not on Twitter.
So I was like, please, anyone reading this,
give me your best ideas.
Submissions are welcome.
And I've actually got some really good ideas
coming in from across the world.
So a lot of people are like,
you've got to talk to the prime minister.
You've got to get her to do it.
Oh my God, yeah.
That's good.
Which, you know, would be amazing.
I reckon she'd do it.
A lot of people like pretend kidnapping,
a pretend arrest.
What?
No, I love that.
Don't kidnap the poor old guy.
Think big.
I like that. Chain him up, beat him a little bit and then at the end, reveal love that. Don't kidnap the poor old guy. Think big. I like that.
Chain him up, beat him a little bit, and then at the end, reveal, go.
Pinch and a punch.
As a fellow prank alumni, I have a suggestion for you that you can use maybe in the future
when things get really, really intense.
Yeah, lay it on me.
You get pregnant.
Get me out.
No, I like this. Yeah, yeah. You get pregnant. Get me out. No, I like this.
Yeah, yeah.
You get pregnant.
Yeah.
And then somehow you insert a note into your womb.
So then when you push out a baby, the baby is holding the note.
Boom, pinch and a punch.
Got you, Dad.
And I also have to induce labour on the first of the month.
I mean, you can do that now.
Technology, you can do that.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Can we tattoo the baby while it's still inside your womb or something?
I don't know.
We're brainstorming here, Bridie.
We don't know.
We just want you to get one up.
Sky's the limit.
Thanks for being on my side.
I appreciate it.
We're team Bridie.
Dad's definitely taken the lead.
Thank you.
What is Dad's name, by the way?
Bryn.
Bryn.
Watch out, Bryn.
Yeah, look out. Bridie is coming. Thanks for joining us, Bridie. Thank you. Yeah. What is dad's name, by the way? Bryn. Bryn. Watch out, Bryn. Yeah, look out.
Bridie is coming.
Thanks for joining us, Bridie.
Thank you.
Hashtag prank life.
That's Bridie Connell.
She made the news today, locked in a prank war with her dad for 15 years.
What a pioneer.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Brendan Urie's on that track, and he is the subject of our latest court trial.
Well, one of, I don't particularly believe it's his fault,
but to make the allegations, please welcome to Bree and Clint's court,
producer Ellie.
Producer Ellie, take the stand.
Hello there.
I love a song comparison, and when someone makes a claim that a new song has stolen something from a previous song, I want to hear it.
You know, there's a big allegation you're making against a big star.
I hope you know that before you say it, Ellie.
I do know that.
I'm nervous now.
Because we know Taylor Swift loves to write a revenge song.
Yes, that's true.
We also know she loves to take people to court.
So just so you know all the facts before you state your case.
Too late to leave these down.
Not too late.
Okay, cool.
First of all, tell us the Taylor Swift song you are alleging has stolen from another song.
The new song, Me, by Taylor Swift and Brandon Urie.
I promise that you'll never find another like me.
We know it.
You know it?
It's great.
It's produced by Joel Little, New Zealander.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay.
Oh, yeah, Brie's not a huge fan. You know it? It's great. It's produced by Joel Little, New Zealander. Yes, very cool. Oh, yeah, Brie's not a huge fan.
You know what?
The bit that really gets me is when she goes,
spelling is fun.
Have you heard that bit?
Oh, yeah.
Ellie, I'm going to ask the court to stay on topic.
Are you here to say that Taylor Swift is annoying
or to say that she's a thief?
Oh, both.
Okay.
We're going to need another court case.
This case specifically alleges that she's ripped off another song, correct?
Yes. And what song, correct? Yes.
And what song is that?
That is Emily Sandé's Next To Me.
Oh, what a tune.
This is a song.
I love this song.
Now, what part in particular do you think Taylor Swift has ripped off?
So, it's the next to me, that bit.
Right,
and what part of the Taylor Swift song has copied that?
Oh shit.
Hang on, let's go back
Then
One more time
Whoa
It literally is the same
They both say me in a high tone and then they go.
Yeah.
It's even in the same key.
Like it's so similar.
It's close.
Wow.
Okay.
Is it a coincidence? You know what? I think okay is it a coincidence
you know what
I think it might be a coincidence
I think it might be
I mean
you've got a case here
if you want to represent
Emily Sander
you could make a lot of money
you would be suing
like I said
a New Zealander
and a great New Zealander
to Joel Little
the man who produced Royals
yeah no
I like Joel Little
and you know what
I do like Taylor Swift
I do say it and? I do like Taylor Swift. I do.
Say it and mean it.
I like Taylor Swift. And if she's
listening right now, we love you.
We definitely don't
think you stole anything.
Interesting. Let us know what you think as well.
9696. Is Ellie
on to something there?
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ZM. Time for Battle of the Sexes. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
Time for Battle of the Sexes.
Brie and Clint's Battle of the Sexes.
Yeah, we've revived this game from the 90s
so that we can try and give you a trip to Brisbane
for the NRL Magic Round.
This is massive.
It's the first of its kind in Australia.
An event not to be missed from May 9th to 12th
at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane.
Every NRL team playing in one weekend.
Yeah, 16 teams, eight games, four days.
You don't want to miss this.
If you win this prize, you'll get flights for two people,
four nights accommodation in Brisbane,
and a full three-day pass to the NRL Magic Round.
Yeah, get to cheer on those Warriors.
Boys versus girls.
Boys versus girls.
Mitchell is our carryover champ.
He was representing the boys yesterday.
Mitchell, are you there?
Hello, Mitch.
Yep, how are you?
Very solid game from you yesterday.
Do you think you can do it again today?
Oh, hopefully.
You'll be taking on Chelsea.
Hey, Chelsea.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Now, just so we're clear, Brie will ask you your questions.
I'll ask Mitchell his questions.
All the answers to your questions, Chelsea, are boys.
Yep, and you?
And all the answers to my questions for you, Mitchell, are girls.
Correct.
Easy peasy.
Take it away, Bree, when you're ready.
All right, here we go, Chelsea.
Your first question is an entertainment-based question.
Right.
You need to tell me who sings this song.
Oh, that's easy.
Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys.
Backstreet Boys is correct.
Absolutely correct.
Okay, Mitchell, your question.
Who sings this song?
Who's that?
Come on, we just talked about it.
We literally just played it.
Fair enough. To be fair. Yeah, we did just talk about Taylor Swift We literally just played it. Fair enough.
To be fair, it does sound a heck of a lot like...
That was a tough one for Mitch.
Yeah, I can't give you that point, sorry.
It's 1-0 to Chelsea.
You can come back.
Here comes question number two, Chelsea.
It's a sport question.
Oh, shit. Okay. Oh sport question. Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
No, that's all right.
Which Kiwi-born male plays in the NBA?
Adam.
Something Adam.
Shit, what's he saying?
Oh, my husband is so mad at me right now.
I'm going to give you three seconds.
You've got half of it.
Oh, wait. Oh, I of it. Oh, wait.
Any first name.
Throw it in there.
No, I'm sorry.
Stephen Adams.
I knew that.
You did know that.
We knew you knew it.
Unlucky, Chelsea.
You're going to say Valerie Adams.
I wish you had.
Okay, Mitchell, you can tie it up here at one all.
Your sport-based question.
Who won a bronze medal in pole vault at the 2016 Olympics?
Is it Eliza Mack?
It is Eliza Mack.
Well done.
We'll give you that.
Nice work, Mitch.
It's one all with one question left.
All right, Chelsea, wildcard question.
Which artist does Kylie Jenner have a baby with?
Trina Scott.
Nice work.
Two on the board for Chelsea.
You need this one, Mitch, just to stay in the game, okay, mate?
All right.
Your wildcard question.
Who was New Zealand's first female Prime Minister?
What's her name?
Jenny Shipley.
Jenny Shipley is correct. Well done.
Alright, here comes the tie-break
question, guys. Are you ready?
Now, how this works is
you both get the chance to answer the same
question. If you want to have a go, you need to
buzz in with your name, Chelsea or Mitchell. If you get it right, you win the game. If you want to have a go, you need to buzz in with your name,
Chelsea or Mitchell.
If you get it right, you win the game.
If you get it wrong, the other person wins the game by default.
You need to buzz in first if you want to answer it.
Good luck.
Here's the question.
How many combined, including unborn kids,
do Prince Harry and Prince William have? Chelsea.
Chelsea's in. What? She's done and Prince William have? Chelsea. Chelsea's in.
What?
She's done it.
Well done, Chelsea.
Four.
Chelsea, congrats, mate.
You're going to play tomorrow
for the trip.
If you win tomorrow,
you're going to Brisbane.
Oh, thank you.
Sorry, Mitch.
You're out of here, mate,
but you don't go away empty-handed.
We have a Vodafone Warriors
signed jersey for you
and some tickets
to their home game on the 25th of May.
Nice work, Mitch.
Sweet, cheers.
All right, we'll battle the Sixers again tomorrow
at the same time, and we're playing for the trip tomorrow.
Whoever wins it tomorrow takes the trip.
It'll be for the trip.
Good luck, Chelsea.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
You sure you want to do this?
Yeah, I'm opening up the can of worms.
I have a question to propose to everyone this afternoon.
What is bigger?
Game of Thrones or Harry Potter? Game of Thrones, the last season, everyone's talking about it at the moment. It's huge right now. But Harry Potter finished a couple of years ago.
Game of Thrones is a TV show. Harry Potter finished a couple of years ago. Game of Thrones' TV show, Harry
Potter's movies. What do you think? Both very passionate fans, both fantasy, like magical
type shows. Yes. Both very elaborate worlds that go with their storyline. And I think, were there eight Harry Potter movies?
Around about eight, and then eight series of Game of Thrones.
Similar.
Similar.
Harry Potter had books that reached worldwide.
Game of Thrones also has books.
That reached worldwide.
But to not as many people.
You don't think?
Nah, definitely not.
Definitely not.
Because I think if you're a true Harry Potter fan,
you'll watch the movies and read the books.
But I don't think you have to read the books
to be a true Game of Thrones fan, do you?
Game of Thrones fan, do you?
Because Game of Thrones is past the books.
They got so far ahead that the books aren't up to date
with the TV show now.
They've gone past the books.
What do you think?
My heart says there is more love for Harry Potter and that series and those characters than there is for Game of Thrones.
So therefore, Harry Potter has to be the bigger one
between that and Game of Thrones.
This is rare, but I am sitting in the same corner as you.
Oh, we agree.
I think Harry Potter reached a more vast audience
than what Game of Thrones has.
Maybe it was because it was a more all-ages type of genre,
whereas Game of Thrones, not really kid-friendly.
I mean, there would be certain teenagers watching it.
It's definitely not kid-friendly.
But do you know what I mean?
You only have to watch one episode to know you shouldn't watch that with the preschoolers.
Harry Potter technically could reach more ages, and therefore there's multiple reasons.
However, we both agree that Harry Potter is bigger.
I talked to a group of people at lunchtime and every single person said that Game of Thrones
is now, now, not
originally, but now, is bigger than Harry
Potter. That there will be Game of Thrones
worlds around soon, much like there's Harry Potter
world and that Harry Potter's
finished and that Game of Thrones
is the new Harry Potter.
The only reason people are saying that
is because Game of Thrones is
still relevant right now.
Are you passionate about one or the other?
Do you want to weigh in on this?
We want you to argue your case.
Whichever side you want to, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, which is bigger and why?
0800 dial ZM.
Phone lines are open.
So is the text.
If you just want to text 9696.
We'll take your text.
What's bigger? Harry Potter or Game of Thrones?
I have a feeling this is going to end
in some sort of Game of Thrones
Harry Potter like battle.
Someone's going to die. To the end. Someone's dying.
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The Podcast ZM
Are you ready? I'm scared actually. Now.
Scared. The text
machine is going ballistic.
Put the question out there.
Which is bigger, Game of Thrones or Harry Potter?
Two major fandoms across two very extended periods of time
about two very magical worlds that don't exist
and people can get really, really involved with and have.
There's books for both.
You and I, Clint, have weighed in.
I believe Harry Potter is bigger.
I also agree with you.
Harry Potter has more depth to it
in what you can do if you are a fan.
You can go to Harry Potter World.
You can, well, you can dress up as a wizard.
You could dress up as a dire wolf if you wanted to,
but are you going to?
Yeah, you could dress up as a lot of things in Game of Thrones.
Yeah, take that one back.
It's both cosplay available, yes.
Interesting on the text machine,
someone and quite a few people have texted in saying,
JK Rowling, billionaire.
George R.R. Martin, not a billionaire.
And people love that fact as well.
Argument over.
It's a very mic drop when they say that, but let's go to
the people. Let's find out. Hey, Dom.
Hello. Dom, what do you think?
Which is bigger, Game of Thrones or Harry
Potter? Harry Potter.
And have you, wait,
this is what I want to ask these people though.
Dom, have you watched both?
I have watched
a million times. I've watched both
actually, but I've watched Harry Potter way more times than Game of Thrones
Okay, you're a Potter fan, we'll put you down
That's fine
Hey Alana
What do you reckon?
What wins?
What's the bigger one? Game of Thrones or Harry Potter?
100% Harry Potter
Having read all the books of both series
And watched every episode and movie of both
Okay, why?
Why is Harry Potter bigger?
It reaches a way wider audience.
In Harry Potter, you can always go back and re-watch and re-read.
It's always a good time.
Game of Thrones is so traumatic.
You cannot watch them more than once, and you can't get through that.
You can't watch people dying over and over again.
It's just too much.
I couldn't watch Dumbledore dying over and over again.
Oh, spoiler alert.
Oh, thanks very much.
Excuse me, it's been long enough.
It's been 10 years.
Oh, thanks a lot.
You weren't going to watch it.
Nah.
Alana makes a really good point.
That was a really good argument.
Alana sounds like an expert on the topic too.
Kristen, welcome to the show.
No one has said Game of Thrones is bigger yet.
What's bigger, Harry Potter or Game of Thrones?
I'd have to say Harry Potter.
Harry Potter as well.
Harry Potter as well.
We're putting you down.
And why?
Well, yeah,
I never actually got into
Game of Thrones.
I've never been able to watch
a full episode.
I'm going to get a lot of hate
for that.
And yeah,
I've watched all of the Harry Potters,
read the movies,
and actually Harry Potter
is still going on.
There's the Cursed Child play
that's going around.
Oh yeah, keep going.
And don't worry,
this is the last season of Game of Thrones, but it will keep going as well. There'll be spin-offs for years. There's also, what's the Cursed Child play that's going around. Oh, yeah, it keeps going. And don't worry, this is the last season of Game of Thrones,
but it will keep going as well.
There'll be spin-offs for years.
There's also, what's the movie series that's like the before Harry Potter?
Mysterious Beasts?
Yeah.
Yeah, so there's also those movies as well.
Three Potter fans in a row.
Hey, Sid.
Yeah, how you going?
What do you think?
Oh, definitely hands down Harry Potter.
Harry Potter as well.
Harry Potter is taking it out.
Cool, that's fine.
Let's go to someone who hasn't seen either of them.
So this is an impartial person.
Interesting.
So it's a complete outsider's opinion.
Isabel, hello.
Hi.
What do you think?
You haven't seen either of the series.
What do you think is bigger?
Stranger Things?
Isabel.
Isabel, that wasn't me.
Isabel. You know what we're trying to do here, right?
Harry Potter.
Also, what are you doing, by the way?
Are you building something while you're talking to us?
No, no.
I'm stacking up plants.
Okay, cool.
Stranger things.
Thanks, Liz.
You're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
What was your vote for, by the way?
Harry Potter.
Okay, cool.
So every single person on the phones has said Harry Potter.
And there's a lot of love for Harry Potter on the text machine,
but there's also a lot of love for Game of Thrones.
And you know what? It's hard
when they haven't seen both.
Yeah. Like you and I.
You shouldn't have to have seen them both to know what's bigger
though. You know what's bigger. That's true.
I mean, should you and I be having this argument?
Because you and I haven't seen either of them.
Hey, mate, you're just creating our credibility.
ZDM Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Bree and Clint's What The Plot.
Our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie,
who knows a hell of a lot of movies.
I've got lots of time on my hands, Clint.
I'm a single gal and I love to watch a movie.
We got it wrong before it's 11-4 to you this year.
Why do the producers this year always cheat me out of my wins?
It's getting quite ridiculous. I'm starting to think they're
doing it on purpose. I think so too. But I'm kind of
with them too. You're far enough ahead. Just
forget it. No, it's not about how far.
Let's stop keeping score. It's about the real score.
Hi, Andrew. Hello.
How's it going? Good, thank you. Not only
today do you have the chance to win a double pass
to Avengers Endgame,
the biggest movie in the world.
Huge.
Right?
You also are in the draw.
Well, not in the draw.
You've got the chance to take home a pair of JBL Live voice-activated headphones.
These things have got Alexa.
They've got Google Assistant.
They're very, very cool, Andrew.
Awesome.
Hey, sounds good.
Fingers crossed.
I really want you to win the headphones, but I also really want to win more.
So let's go. All the battles on, eh? Your buzz want to win more. So, let's go.
All the battles on, eh?
Your buzzer is your name, it's best of three.
First movie. Don't wait for me to finish, Andrew
Buzzum, when you know what it is. Set in
1985, is
the story of a nice guy with a broken
heart who is stuck in one of the
most romantic jobs in the world.
He loses all hope
when he was abandoned at the altar by his fiance.
He then meets a young woman
named Julia
who enlists his help
to plan her wedding.
Bree.
Oh.
My best friend's wedding?
My best friend's wedding
is incorrect.
That's a free guess for you, Andrew.
Oh, no.
I'm going to kick myself
because I don't know this one either.
I wouldn't have a clue. Have a guess. Have a no. I'm going to kick myself because I don't know this one either. I wouldn't have a clue.
Have a guess.
Have a guess.
I'm going to stick around wedding.
I'm going to go Muriel's Wedding.
Muriel's Wedding is a very retro reference and it is incorrect.
I love that movie.
That was a good guess, Andy.
I'll carry on.
You're both still in this one.
He meets a young woman named Julia who enlists his help to plan her wedding.
He falls in love with her and must win her over before she gets married.
He also...
Oh, um...
Is it...
Buzz in.
Is it the wedding singer?
Buzz in, buzz in.
Buzz, buzz, buzz.
Andrew, Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Technically.
What's the answer?
I think the answer is the wedding singer.
You are so lucky.
You are so lucky, Andrew.
I forgot my buzz in thereer nearly. Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz. I will say I
believe I think I buzzed in with my buzzer
name first. I don't believe
you did. Oh, I think I just got in there.
I think you just got in there too. Alright. Also,
do you want that point? He gave it to you. Yeah, I don't want
it. I don't want it like that. Movie number two.
Your buzzers are your names.
In Earth's future, a global
crop blight and second dust bowl
are slowly rendering the planet uninhabitable.
Professor Brand, a brilliant NASA physicist,
is working on plans to save Bree.
Could be a number of movies.
Could it?
Interstellar.
Interstellar is correct.
Thank you. Let's go to the tiebreaker, Andy. We'restellar is correct. Thank you.
Let's go to the tiebreaker, Andy.
We're going to tiebreaker.
Tiebreaker.
Tiebreaker.
Here we go.
Good luck, everybody.
All right, cheers.
This is intense.
Adonis never knew his father,
a boxing champion who died with Brie.
Creed.
Shit, she's good.
Get it!
She is so good. She is too good.
She is too good.
Okay, Mandy, I appreciate the effort.
Not a problem.
Because you got one, we're going to give you the prizes, okay?
We're going to give you the JBLs and we're going to give you the tickets to Avengers.
I love the passion from you, Andrew.
But you don't get the win and you don't get to add to the tally for the people this year,
but you do get some prizes, some consolation prizes.
Hey, cheers.
Thanks so much.
No worries, Andy.
Come back for a rematch when you're ready.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Do you have a name for your ex's new partner?
Come on.
We've all been in that situation where, you know,
you break up with someone and then they get together with someone
and then you give them a little nickname, you know?
Very rarely is it a nice nickname.
Yeah.
Just from, we've talked a lot about being petty this afternoon.
And sometimes you are, and that's fine, I think.
You know, these things happen.
I was chatting to one of my mates last night on the phone
and she kept referring to this person.
So her and her ex now broke up probably about eight months ago.
Oh, yeah.
And he's now dating someone else.
Were they long term?
Yes, they were together for three years.
Oh, yeah, that's long term.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's now dating someone else pretty soon after.
And she refers to her as Dragon Breath.
Wow, okay.
It's very topical at the moment.
Game of Thrones.
Now, does she have bad breath or is she a mean person?
She would never have met her.
Oh, she's never even met her?
No.
She just calls her Dragon Breath.
Does she have dragon-ish features?
No.
Does she have sharp teeth?
No.
Does she have a spiky neck? Let me save you some time. Does she have wings? There's? No. Does she have sharp teeth? No. Does she have a spiky neck?
Let me save you some time.
Does she have wings?
There's no relevance.
Nothing.
She just gave her the name Dragon Breath,
I'm pretty sure, to make herself feel better.
See, because I think these petty nicknames,
the best of them are rooted in truth.
You know, at least when there's some characteristic
that you can draw on.
Have you done it?
Yeah, and mine draws on truth,
and it doesn't make me look good.
Go on. I want to hear it.
I, when someone asks
someone, my last ex
and someone would say, oh, does
so-and-so have a new partner? And I mean, oh, you mean
CrossFit guy? Because
it was rooted in truth. And they mean,
yeah, yeah, we do mean that guy. Oh, okay.
Oh, Mr. Muscles, eh? Oh, okay.
So creative. Good for her.
I know, I know but we're talking about being petty, right?
I want to know, have the producers ever given, you know,
one of their ex's new partners a nickname?
I feel like Ellie will fall into this category.
Ellie?
Why do you think I would do such a thing, Clint?
I just have had a couple of conversations with you about ex-partners.
Do you know what?
No, I actually haven't.
And the one that you're thinking about,
I never gave a name.
So you can't give her a nickname
because you already knew her.
Yeah, true.
I've never done this either.
You were friends with her, weren't you?
Oh yeah, kind of.
I've never done it either.
I don't recall a time.
Producer Ben?
No, I don't think my...
I've only ever had one other big, big relationship
and she's not dating anyone that I know of.
Oh, when she does, though, get the nicknames ready.
Oh, when she does, mate.
You wait.
I'm ready.
Oh, how's bald face going?
Oh, if she dates a bald guy.
Yeah, see, I'd call him that, bald face.
Oh, I said ball face, but yeah, bald face would do too.
Ball sack chin.
Is that too far?
Oh, it's good.
That's good.
Full skin, Rui.
You can have that if you want, Ben.
I'll give that one to you. There's quite a few texts
coming in already of what
people have, and we know it's petty
and we know it's a bit whatever. It's okay.
Whatever makes you feel better. But, you know,
if they never find out, then it won't hurt them.
So long as you're not slashing their tyres,
then you're dealing with it in a healthy way,
right? There's a few texts. Someone
said, I call my ex's new partner, poor bastard.
Oh, yep.
And there's someone else that has said, I call them vinegar tits.
Oh, what?
That's weird.
0800 dial ZM or keep the text coming in.
Keep the text coming through.
It's a good question.
It's an honest question.
It requires you to be honest.
Be honest.
What do you call your ex's new partner?
0800 dial ZM.
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What do you call your ex's new partner?
Probably to your friends or to your, you know,
when you have an event to your mum.
What do you call them?
Everyone is a little bit petty and we think that that's okay.
The saltiness of the name I think depends a lot
on how the relationship ended and I think
you can tell how the relationship ended
by the name that a person gives their ex's
new partner. I think so too.
On the text machine there's a few that I don't
understand. Okay, lay them on me. I'll see if I can
decipher them for you. Do you get this one?
Someone texted through and said
I call my ex polystyrene because she left me for a couple.
Polystyrene because she left me for a couple.
Well, poly means many.
So that'll be where it comes from.
That could be that.
Like polyamorous.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a bit of a stretch.
Just call her Double Dipper.
There you go, Double Dipper.
I like this one.
They say, I call my ex's new partner Digger,
derived from the initials DG, which stands for downgrade.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Salty.
Digger sounds something different, though.
Digger to me goes gold digger, that they left you for someone with money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I know.
It works both ways, babe.
0800 dial ZM.
Tanya.
Tanya?
Tanya.
Tanya?
Hi.
Hi.
I've been hanging out with Brie.
I've been hanging out with Brie too long.
I've started saying Tanya.
Oh, no.
What do you call your ex's new partner?
Well, he's no longer with her,
but her name is Mariah,
and we call her Matt Raya.
Oh.
Ooh.
Tanya.
I know.
I know.
It's a bit harsh, but...
It's okay.
It's okay.
So long as you don't call her that to her face, right?
Oh, no.
No, we wouldn't.
If you saw her, you'd be like, oh, hey, Mariah.
So good to see you.
And then she leaves.
Oh, my God.
That much.
No, I even feel bad saying it.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's creative, though.
I will give her that.
Thanks for being honest with us, Tanya.
Hey, Sasha.
Hi, Sasha.
Hey.
First of all, you're over it, right?
You've moved on.
You're a bigger person now.
It's in the past, right?
I guess.
He's still in my friend's group. That're a bigger person now. It's in the past, right? I guess. He's still in my friend's group.
That's a no from Sasha.
Sasha, what do you call his new partner?
Charity Misfit.
Charity Misfit?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why?
Basically, it's like giving my old trash to the charity.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Salty Sasha.
That's what I'd call you.
Yours is creative.
Yours is clever.
Doesn't really roll off the tongue,
but I like it.
It's good.
Let's go, Alex.
Hey, Alex.
Hi, Alex.
Yeah, g'day, guys.
Just again,
you're over it now, eh?
You're the bigger person.
Doesn't really matter.
This is in the past.
Yeah, no,
I've managed to be able
to find myself
a nice, beautiful lady now, so.
Oh, easy then.
But what do you call your ex's new partner, though?
I call him Bugs Bunny.
Why?
I can see where this is going.
Just because he's got some giant teeth.
Okay, what do you think she calls your new partner?
Well, I've actually, you know, just completely cut ties,
but, you know, I'd think beautiful would come to mind.
Oh, Alex, hopefully your new partner's listening.
Hopefully Bugs Bunny's listening and he calls us and goes,
no, we actually call her, no, don't worry.
Hey, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
What are you calling your ex's new partner?
Good luck.
It's more of a...
Look how much Sarah loves it.
And you know what, Sarah?
If it's bringing you that much joy, then it's got to be okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Fantastic.
Yeah, there you go.
Well done.
Listen to Sarah.
She's cracking up.
She could play Cruella de Vil with a laugh like that.
I love that.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Birthday banger has been getting a bit of a hard run over the last couple of days.
We need to revive her this afternoon.
Just two okay ones.
Yeah. That's all right.
We'll start with Kieran.
Hey, Kieran.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Good, thank you.
You're the man to save, Birthday Banger.
I can hear it in your voice.
Let's hope so, eh?
What's the birthday, Kieran?
Okay, so I'm getting old.
It's 2nd of June, 1985.
No, you're not.
Is he?
No, you're not.
How old are you?
I'm 33. 34. Yeah, he's not. Is he? How old are you?
33, 34.
He's young. He's spring chicken.
Young as. Just like, yeah.
Kieran, you were 16 in 2001 on the 2nd of June
and back in 2001, this
topped the charts.
Yeah, Kieran.
Banger.
Absolute tune.
Can you remember your 16-year-old self dropping it low to this song?
Totally, man.
I remember my 33-year-old self doing it.
Yes, Karen.
Well, we probably need to play it for you then.
Next one is Rianne.
Is that your name, Rianne?
Rianne.
Hi.
Rianne.
Hey, Rianne.
What's your birthday?
The 28th of June, 1994. Okay, Rianne, hi. Rianne, hey, Rianne. What's your birthday? The 28th of June, 1994.
Okay, Rianne, you were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of June,
and this is your birthday banger.
I've been falling in girls for years.
Daisy Duke's bikini's on top.
There is cans of cream squirting from your boobies
because you've got Katy Perry, California Girls.
The golden era.
Yeah.
Amazing.
That was an absolute mammoth of an album.
She ruled the world on this album.
She did, yeah.
Oh, 100%.
It's got Snoop Dogg on it too.
It's a good one, Rhian.
I like it.
I could actually do that one.
And one more.
Kenny.
Hey, Kenny.
Hello, Kenny.
How's it going?
Good, thank you, Kenny.
What's your birthday?
Jeez, I feel old now listening to them dates. The 25th of January, 1965. Oh, you, Kenny. What's your birthday? Geez, I feel old now listening to them dates.
The 25th of January, 1965.
Oh, yes, Kenny.
These are the best ones.
We'll give you the same treatment as Kieran.
Spring chicken, Kenny.
Spring chicken, Kenny.
A lot of miles left on your tyres, Kenny.
You were 16 in 1981 on the 25th of January,
and this was number one.
You want some of you?
Hey, got an old scrap.
Hey!
What do you think you know this song, Kenny?
I do.
You never heard of this song, right?
I had never heard of it until you told me about it.
And then I did this video with the Herald over Christmas
where we talked about number ones over the summer period in the past.
And this song came up and I went,
Bree told me about this song, Joe Dolce.
Guess where I know this song from.
Kenny, at my family Christmases, because I'm Italian,
trust me, our whole Italian family used to sing this together.
Shut up or your face.
God, I hope Joe Dolce is actually Italian,
because if he's not, this could be very racist.
Hello, everybody.
I'll be there on the radio
on the TV land.
Did you know I had to pick
and hit the song in Italy
with the discussion?
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, I love it, Kenny.
Wait there, man.
Love it.
Winner gets a $50 Grab One voucher today.
What's it going to be?
Joe Dolce,
California Girls,
or Lady Marmalade? What are you voting for? I'm going Lady Marmalade. That has got energy. It's it going to be? Joe Dolce, California Girls or Lady Marmalade?
What are you voting for? I'm going Lady Marmalade.
That has got energy. It's a banger.
It's ready to go. I am using my veto
and I'm playing shut up in your face.
You are not using it today.
You are not using it today.
You are not. This is the time.
This is the time.
That's right. I've saved it and I feel like this is the time. That's right.
I've saved it and I feel like this is the moment.
This better be good.
It's got to be good. the better boys always shoot the pool Giuseppe going to flunk school Boy it make me sick
all the thing I gotta do
I can't get no kicks
I always gotta follow rules
Boy it make me sick
just to make the lousy bucks
Gotta feel like a fool
And the mama used to say all the time
What's up man how do you
Hey
Gotta know respect What do you Hey, got no respect
What do you think you do
Why you look so sad
It's not so bad
It's a nicer place
Ah, shut up you face
That's my mama, can you remember
Big accordion solo
Play that thing
Really nice, really nice
But soon to come a day
Gonna be a big star
Then to make a TV shows and a movies
Get to myself a new car
But still I be myself
I don't want to change a thing
Still a dance and a sing
I think about the mama, she used to say
What's the matter you, hey
Got no respect what do you think
you do why you look so sad it's not so bad it's a nicer place i'll shut up for your face
mama she said it all of the time what's the matter you hey got no respect what do you think you do What the hell are we playing?
Hey, Joe Dolce still has a minute left.
Just checking in, just in case you've just come.
This is ZM.
And I've finally used my veto in Birthday Banger.
It's been months.
This was the moment.
What the hell is this?
Ross Boss is going to come after me tomorrow.
The show tomorrow might be just me.
Alright, we're going to go together, okay?
One more chorus?
One more chorus.
Okay.
In the car, sing it New Zealand.
Here we go.
Hey, shut up with your face.
Someone just texted and said,
why do I feel like playing Super Mario Brothers all of a sudden?
That's the winner of Birthday Banger.
Free used to veto.
I'm glad the veto's gone, by the way.
That's been hanging over our heads for too long.
Kenny, did you enjoy that?
Mate, free you rock.
Thank you, Kenny, mate. You're too young.
To anyone who hated it, shut up of your face.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Everyone has that mate in their group that loves to talk it up.
They love to boast about how good they'd be over the 100 metres.
Oh, they can still kick a soccer ball in from the corner.
Everyone has that mate that could have been a
footy great, you know, that guy.
I could have been, but I just decided not to.
I did other things, you know, I went to uni.
I could beat you, Sain Bolt.
For us, that man has a
moustache and he helps get our show
ready every day. His name is Producer
Ben. Good afternoon. Could have been a footy great, broke my foot.
You
also say you're amazing at the trumpet. Good afternoon. Could have been a footy. Great. Broke my foot. You also say you're amazing at the trumpet.
I am.
I haven't played for four years, but I'll probably... Are you a
pathological liar? No.
No? Well, we're about to find out
because you are the big noter when it comes to
sport in our group. We have heard
you talk a lot in particular
about the 100 metre sprint.
I am fast.
Because you don't look fast.
Nah, you look average.
Yeah, I do.
And you've been going to the gym with Bree a bit,
but that's a recent thing.
Like, you don't do a lot of exercise.
No.
No.
And it was interesting, Clint,
I was telling producer Ben the other day,
actually yesterday,
about this high school athlete that has just broken the world record
for high school students over the 100 metre sprint.
And Ben was like, oh, how fast is it?
I could beat him.
How fast is he?
The world record for high school sprinting.
You think you could beat that?
I don't know the time, but he's high school.
This is the thing.
He doesn't need to know the time.
He's that confident.
He doesn't need to know the time.
You think you could beat him just because they're high school
and you disrespect them, eh?
You're like, I'm older than them.
I'm faster.
Older means faster.
Let's talk numbers.
The current men's world record is 9.58 seconds set by Usain Bolt in 2009.
Oh, that's the men's world record, not the high school world record.
No.
Okay, shit.
The women's world record is 10.49 seconds set by Florence Griffith Joyner in 1988.
Still hasn't been broken.
Both numbers that Ben has absolutely no chance of getting.
We did this this afternoon where producer Ben did the 100 metre sprint.
We've timed it.
You don't know your time.
I don't know my time and I don't know this high school.
No.
We don't.
We're not going to tell you the high schoolers' time yet.
Cool.
But what are you hoping for? 14 would be great.
It's just getting higher
and higher. What did I say out there? Originally
you said 13. 13 would be great.
You'd be happy with a 14?
What would you be impressed with, Clint? I'd be
impressed with 13 seconds. I'd be impressed
with 12 and a half. Ooh, tough
taskmaster. 12 and a half's
good. Let's take you to the park.
Let's take you to our run this afternoon.
Producer Ben is going to take this on.
We will then give you Ben's time,
and then we will let you know if he's broken
the world high school 100 metre record.
This is what we've waited for.
The showdown.
The fastest men in the world.
Obviously, you're about to take on the 100 metre sprint.
You have said before, and this is a quote
from you, you could beat
Usain Bolt over a 20 metre start.
First of all, it's 30 and I get a 5
metre back head start to really get me going
because he's got a slow start. Sounds like a lot of
bullshit to me. We're about to test that
out this afternoon. How fast and
what would you be happy with here this afternoon?
I don't know. A 13
would be great. I ran a 13 flat when I was about 14.
So if you want to run a 13 flat the same as a 14-year-old girl, that's good.
I'm looking for a 12.
I'm going to be impressed with a 12 flat from you over the 100-metre sprint.
Do you think you can do it?
For you, I'll do it, yeah.
All right, Ben, we're about to kick into it here live at a random park in Auckland.
Ben, Producer Ben, can he do it, the 100-metre sprint?
How fast is he?
Challenger, ready.
Timer, ready.
Ready.
On your marks, get set, go.
And he's away.
Oh, he's had a little slip there from the start,
but he is looking good.
He is giving it everything.
He looks really sturdy, maybe a bit too stocky for a sprinter.
Powerful thighs, very powerful thighs. He is really sturdy. Maybe a bit too stocky for a sprinter. Powerful thighs. Very powerful
thighs. He is looking good over the distance.
It's about 80 metres now.
He's just about to finish. Is it?
Oh, it's a lunge at the end. And got him.
So, there it is. Live
commentary from a random park
in Auckland this afternoon.
Producer Ben, the 100 metre
sprint. I just want you to know, he ran
with no shoes on and that was his choice.
I thought good decision. He slipped straight
away at the start. On grass. Bad decision.
Two numbers
we need. Ben's time and
then the new world
high school record. We start with your
time, Ben. Oh, I'm excited for this.
You said you'd be happy with it
13. Yeah.
You ran over the 100
metres.
Why am I so nervous? 13
.88
seconds.
It's in the 13s, mate.
It's in the 13s.
Did you break the record, though?
Yes, I did.
Bree has the world high school record.
The 18-year-old Matthew Bolling from Houston, Texas.
Too old to be at high school.
Ran the 100-meter final in a time of 9.98 seconds.
That little shit.
You weren't even close! Bring him here!
Bring him here! You never stood a chance.
Bring him here. We'll do it here. One on one.
No, in bare feet. Yeah. In bare feet.
And he has to wear Crusaders rugby
shorts like you. This is it, mate.
You say these things. You say this all
the time. You keep saying how good
you are at sport. I mean, you are good.
You did 13.8, but...
Is that good?
Yeah, it's fantastic.
It's average.
Better than I could do.
Yeah, better than I could do too.
Maybe me and you should run it tomorrow.
Hey, let's do it.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
This is super interesting to me.
Instagram have announced that they have begun trialling
a new way of running their platform.
And essentially, I mean, it's still going to be photos and stuff,
but in essence, it changes the whole game of how Instagram works.
There's a lot of different things that they say potentially
could change on that platform in the coming months.
The big one, though, is hiding likes.
Yeah.
So you won't be able to see how many people have liked someone else's photo.
You will still know how many people have liked your photo.
Yeah.
But others won't be able to see that.
You also won't be able to see how many people follow that person.
So it takes the numbers out of it and it goes,
do you like Khalid?
Cool.
You can follow him.
But do you need to know how many other million people follow him?
No, you don't. It shouldn't change it.
You shouldn't be following someone
because they're, and you don't follow someone because they have
two million followers. No. So
why is it relevant? The reason
I think this is so interesting
is twofold. One, it
was Kanye West's idea.
How crazy is that? Sometimes he's got a good
idea. He posted it and actually that's kind of genius.
The other one is we know how major things like anxiety,
pressures to look a certain way, especially for young girls,
young people especially, but especially young girls.
Body image.
And also just not being in the moment,
like having to live this Instagram life just for the likes.
And people will still do that.
They'll still want to have like a highly curated Instagram feed
and that sort of thing.
But it might just take some of the pressure off people
who think they need to get 100 likes.
They need to get this.
To feel validated that they're, you know, beautiful or they're fit
or they're exciting or they're you know yeah beautiful or they're fit or yeah they're exciting or they're
fun like there's a there's a bar and that they have to reach that bar to be worthy it might take
that away one of my friends actually um i had a really kind of weird conversation with her this
was actually a couple of years ago or maybe a year and a half ago and we were talking about
posting photos on instagram and she posted this
photo and she said out loud she's like oh I'm deleting that it's only got 16 likes yeah and I
said to her I was like why would you do that I was like do you like the photo and she goes yeah I
really like that photo and I said so why would you delete it if it's only got 16 likes it shouldn't
matter what others are thinking or if they're liking it. It should matter if you like that photo, you should be posting it for yourself as a
memory that you can look back on. But that's not the way that it works, is it? And it's
getting more and more away from that. And some people, I think certain Instagram profiles,
everyone uses it for a different thing. But the overarching thing on Instagram these days
is to get likes. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not doing it to post a beautiful picture because if that was the case,
there'd be more photos of, I don't know, scenery and things like that.
You figure out what works for you and usually it's a selfie
and usually, I don't know,
some people think that cleavage and stuff is the thing that works.
So you move all your pictures towards that.
Yeah.
Just so you get that number.
That is going to be really interesting.
If they do that,
they'd have to do it to Facebook as well.
It wouldn't make sense to only do it to Instagram.
They're the same company.
They should do it to both.
Because obviously, you know,
kids growing up are learning
and they're growing up in a world
where they think the amount of likes
equals your self-worth.
Exactly right.
I'm into it.
I'm for it.
I think they should do it
and I think they should do it tomorrow.
I think they could do it tomorrow.
So watch this space.
Really interesting with that kind of thing.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
The world's most expensive new car
has just been sold at $18.7 million.
Sorry, I over-inflated it slightly.
I said 18.9.
Just $18.7 million.
How is a car worth that much, can I ask?
I would argue that it's not.
But it's worth whatever someone's willing to pay for it.
That's crazy.
It has been purchased by football sensation Cristiano Ronaldo.
Didn't he nearly get done for tax evasion?
Correct.
Very, very recently.
And not nearly. He nearly get done for tax evasion? Correct. Very, very recently. And not nearly, he did get done.
He got found guilty, but he was able to pay his way out of it.
And then he treated himself with a really expensive car.
He has purchased for himself, you know what a Bugatti is?
Yeah, Bugatti.
Yeah, Bugatti.
I woke up in a new Bugatti.
They make a car called the Bugatti Veyron.
Yep.
And I think it was the fastest car in the world at one point.
That's correct.
He has purchased a limited edition one-time only Bugatti.
So there's only one of these in the world.
So that's probably why it's worth so much.
Still not worth that much.
There is only one and there will never be one.
God, you'd be gutted if they went, let's make another one.
You'd be like, pardon me?
Excuse me, what?
What?
Sorry, what?
I thought I bought the, no, we're making a few of them now.
They were so popular.
I'd like to buy like a cool car from a movie if I'm spending a lot of money on a car.
Yeah, like what?
Like a DeLorean.
A DeLorean?
Or that Mustang from Gone in 60 Seconds?
That is my dream car.
Sally?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sally?
No.
That's what they called her?
No, Eleanor.
Eleanor.
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking of Mustang, Sally.
I got a question for you, and we've brought Ellie in here,
producer Ellie, because I want a girl's opinion.
What do you, and be honest here, because cars,
I know girls are into cars too, but showing off with cars
feels like the men's department.
Feels like a pastime for fellas, right?
You don't usually see a girl at a set of lights just revving the engine and taking off.
What do you think of guys in really flash cars?
No, I don't want to offend anyone.
No, but I want you to be honest.
Like when you see a guy pull up and he's in a really flash car.
I never think to myself, oh, so hot.
Neither?
No.
Like I just don't.
I just don't even really take notice.
Okay, so you don't think negative things?
No, unless they start revving it or like scooting off
and then cat calling out the window.
Then I really, really dislike them.
Or speeding.
Yeah, speeding.
Yeah, then I'm like, oh, mate.
I've got a list of cars because that's very ambiguous.
Like, what is a flash car?
I've got a list of cars.
Okay.
And I want to know from you guys if you consider it like...
A panty dropper.
Nah, nah, not a...
Nah, the opposite.
If you saw someone driving it,
does it have the potential to be a bit of a wanky car?
Okay, gotcha. Can we say panty dropper if we want to be a bit of a wanky car? Okay. Gotcha.
Can we say panty dropper if we want?
If a car to you screams panty dropper, then please let me know that.
Okay, good.
Okay.
We're going to go up the scale.
So we'll start with a Suzuki Swift.
If a guy's driving a Suzuki Swift, do you think he's...
I think good for him.
Yeah.
Break the stereotype.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, cool.
Okay, sweet.
You know, good luck with the hairdressing thing and stuff.
A Mini Cooper. So another hatchback, but more expensive. Twice, cool. Okay, sweet. Good luck with the hairdressing thing and stuff. A Mini Cooper.
So another hatchback but more expensive.
Twice the price of a Suzuki Swift.
Oh, see, I love a Mini, so that's a panty dropper for me.
Damn, panty dropper.
We found her weakness.
Okay, but you wouldn't go, oh my God, he's showing off.
He's in a Mini Cooper.
No, I wouldn't.
Bree?
No, neither.
Okay, a Honda Accord station wagon.
I'd be like, is that guy picking up his kids from school?
Is that guy Clint Roberts?
Correct.
Penny dropper, eh?
Yeah, definitely, Clint.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This is a very popular car with Kiwi men, especially.
Okay.
Ford Ranger.
It's the ute.
If they're not a tradie yeah
then I'm kind of like
why do you have that car
yeah what are you using that for
bodies
no
bodies
what I don't know
what
okay I feel like
I feel like that's a no
to the Ford Ranger
yeah
if you're not a tradie
yeah
I think so
that's the car I want to replace
the Honda Accord Station
I'm shocked
let's keep going
let's keep going
BMW
okay BMW 3 Series.
Oh, they are the nice ones.
They are.
And I have to be very careful here because that's Sam's favorite car.
Yeah.
My boyfriend.
Is it an M3?
M Sport.
Yeah.
M Sport.
Is it show offy?
It's one that you want to be proud of.
Yeah.
It's a bit show offy.
Yeah, a little bit.
Like if I see a guy in it, I'm like, you know, you know, be proud of. Yeah. It's a bit show-offy. Yeah, a little bit. Like if I see a guy in it, I'm like, you know you've got a nice car.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's come back down the level and let's go rapid fire.
Back down, RAV4 or Mazda CX-5?
Someone's driving that?
Totally fine?
Yeah, all good.
Cool.
Back up the scale.
An Audi.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
You want to show off a bit.
Nice car, though.
I love an Audi.
Nice car, yes.
Okay, back down the scale. Holden Barina? Love it. Oh, yeah. All good. Cool. To off a bit. Nice car, though. I love it, Audi. Nice car, yes. Okay, back down the scale.
Holden Barina.
Love it.
Oh, yeah, all good.
Cool.
Toot Barina.
Back up the scale.
Mercedes-Benz Station Wagon.
Oh, I can't even.
Station Wagon makes it uncool, so I think that's fine.
Oh, it's fine.
Okay, Mitsubishi Lancer with mags and a spoiler.
Oh, okay, yeah, now this is where we're at.
Is it an Evo?
No.
It's not an Evo.
But it kind of looks like one.
That reminds me of high school so much.
So is that a no?
Yeah.
What am I saying?
Is it a no?
Yeah.
I had that car.
Thanks a lot, Ellie.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. I've got a story for you that'll blow your socks off.
I love these stories about-
I hate my socks.
About finding something and then finding out it's worth a ton of money.
Yeah.
This is great.
Like Antiques Roadshow style?
Exactly right.
Yeah.
So there's this woman in Maryland over in the United States.
Her name's Ellen Kelly.
That's where Elvis' estate is, isn't it?
Maryland?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Anyway, she picked up a piano that was once owned by her aunt Nora
in an auction years after her aunt's death.
Yeah.
So I don't know the T's and C's of that,
but she ended up paying about $35 for the piano. Okay a lot it was a really old piano and yeah she picked up this piano
makes a nice um stand to put your photos on even if you can't play it exactly anyway she noticed
after buying it that one of the pedals kind of was sticking so she got a piano expert, what would they be called?
Piano tuner.
To come out and they literally took the whole piano apart.
Inside the piano, they found hundreds of old baseball cards.
Oh, yeah.
One particular card was the M1014 Babe Ruth rookie card from 1916.
So this card was when he actually was a pitcher
for the Boston Red Sox
and apparently in recent years has become super rare.
The card itself?
Yes.
So is the card also from 1916?
Yes.
Right.
You should see it.
It is so old, but because it's been inside this old piano,
it's in really good condition, which obviously makes it more valuable.
Yeah.
The card sold recently at auction for $184,000.
From a $35 piano.
That's a great story.
But you know what the problem with these stories is?
Yeah.
Makes me want to take every old piano apart.
Well, that's what they're saying.
Makes me want to get every old painting and like take it out of the frame
and see if there's something hidden behind it.
Take down the walls of an old house.
100%.
And I just did that.
We've just renovated our house
and our house was built in 1940.
Did you find anything good?
I said to the builders
because they took all the jib and stuff down.
I was like, guys,
if you find anything good in there,
you've got to let me know, all right?
Because I love this shit.
Don't even care if it's worth money.
Just want to find an old beer can,
old newspaper,
old note from a builder
from just come home from war
or something like that.
And they're like, yeah, okay, bro.
I checked in with them afterwards.
I said, did you guys find anything?
And they said, we found a rat's nest and some rot.
So not a $140,000.
$80,000 baseball card, but you know,
which I thought, you know,
is that an expensive baseball card?
Yeah, is it?
Like I don't collect baseball cards.
You know how much some baseball cards have sold for? How much? In the last however many years? Yeah, is it? Like, I don't collect baseball cards. You know how much some baseball cards have sold for? How much?
In the last however many years? Yeah.
4.4 million.
For one card?
For one card.
Who was on it? It was...
Michael Jordan? His name was
Honus Wagner and he was a
shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
It was, yeah, so it was
a super old card. Honest,
the Pittsburgh one.
Have you got it? Have you got that card? I've got that one.
Sorry, I've got to go.
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