ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 30th 2019

Episode Date: May 30, 2019

Day 4 - We are live from Los Angeles! #ChasingTatumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Brianna's amazing. She's amazing. Oh my God! She's hysterical. Brie and Clint are chasing Tatum. Live from LA. What the hell's going on?

I know what paparazzi feel like now because I am absolutely exhausted from chasing this hunker bird and spunk all around the city with, oh, I'm not going to say no luck because you're going to find that out later in the show. Are we fast enough? That is the question. Fast enough to? Catch him. Oh, yeah, that's a great point. Yeah, of course that's what you meant.

Imagine if this whole thing ended in a race where he started running. Away from you? away from me, hey it's still mine and you're chasing him you're like, you don't understand come back, I came all this way Air New Zealand are going to be really mad at me if I don't get you, please

you can tell that the jet lag has finally set in. Actually, let's rip the bandaid off. Let's get straight down to brass tacks, ladies and gentlemen, and answer that big question. Bree, one year ago, the Channing Tatum started following you on Instagram. Brianna's amazing.

Now, you and Clint have flown to the other side of the world to try to meet him to see if it was all one big accident after four days in Los Angeles have you found him? it's a secret no it's not, tell the truth it's a big secret

we haven't found him. Better luck tomorrow. Not even close. You couldn't have just let me have it? We don't have a button that goes secret. We only have a yes and no button. That's fine. It could have been a yes for now as a maybe.

Okay, Harry, play the yes. You've done it. Maybe. Okay, Harry, play the yes. You've done it. Maybe. You'll find out later in the show what the actual results are, but I can tell you this, we have looked to psychic help today to help find Channing Tatum. That's how desperate we're getting. We are turning to the spiritual realm to locate Channing Tatum.

And I know a lot of you listening would probably be like, oh, well, that's not going to help. It's good. It's good news. Could be. Could be. If you believe it, it could be. How did you think we went?

How did you think the psychic Bianca went? It's a secret. No, it's not. You liked it. We'll find out later in the show. Also, you'll chance to see Billie Eilish live in San Diego coming up at 4 o'clock. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Sorry, very distracted.

We just watched the Golden Buzzer, America's Got Talent, Cody Lee, Blind Autistic Kid video that everyone's watching. So incredible. Whoa. If you watch one thing when you get home tonight, make sure it's that. That is mind-blowing. Speaking of truly inspiring young people, an Adelaide schoolboy, I could not believe when I read the title of this story,

but an Adelaide schoolboy who hacked into Apple's secure computer system when he was 13 has pleaded guilty to multiple computer hacking charges. Can you be guilty of computer hacking when you're 13? You're just having a bit of a laugh, aren't you? You're just having to see what you can do. Not when you're hacking one of the biggest technology companies in the world. Yeah, but you're 13. You don't understand what a big technology company is.

Well, he went to court and... Plus, everything's a challenge. He went to, yeah, well, that's right. He went to family court and the judge has let him off without a conviction and they've placed him on a $500 bond and a good behaviour bond for nine months. The biggest company in the world and he gets off with a $500 bond. I like to imagine that Tim Cook from Apple had to go to Australia and go into family court and be on the other side of this as well?

They're saying that because he was so young, he didn't really understand. Well, I think he would have understood because, I mean, if he's able to hack into the mainframe of Apple, one of the biggest technology giants in the world, I think he's smart enough. Apple shouldn't be suing him, by the way. They should be hiring him. And you know what? That's exactly why this kid did it.

He wanted to get a job at Apple. Well, genius. Because if a 13-year-old can expose your weaknesses, you want him on the inside, don't you? Exactly right. You don't want him outside going and giving your stuff to somebody else. Because he read a story about this happening before about another kid who was a different company but did a similar thing, and then that company hired him. Yeah. And he was hoping for a job, but no, they haven't hired him.

They've just taken away the headphone jack. It does set a bad precedent, though, eh? Like, that's the new way to get a job. Like, if you want to get a job at ZM, don't take his advice. Don't come and throw a brick through the window of the studio and go, I hacked you. I'm in. I hacked you. Give me a job. Let me on the Fletchmore to Megan show. It's break and enter. That's what that is. But I mean, what an amazing kid. 13. When I was 13, I could do nothing. I was so dumb.

What were you doing? What was your specialty? Sport. Yeah. I think I was all right at sport. Yeah, for a 13-year-old. For a 13-year-old. But I was pretty average at everything. What about you?

Sleeping a steel factory in Road Roar and stealing pornos. Honestly, you've never seen more porn than when you work at this. That's a weird story. But look, I've said it now. There was a lot of porn there. It's 3.15. Can you stop saying that word? There were a lot of porn there. It's 3.15. Can you stop saying that word? There were a lot of adult magazines there.

Like I said, same with the 13-year-old kid who hacked Apple. You don't know. Anyway, moving on. Sorry, that was- 0800 dial- Let me save the break. It's quarter past eight in America right now. We're on different time zones.

Usually you're saving the break. 0800 dials it in. Do you know a kid genius? Have you met one? Is one your cousin? Maybe you've got a kid that's a genius. And what have they done? You can call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM or text us on 9696.

It might just be me you're talking to when we come back because Clint might be gone. Yeah, thanks for tidying that up. Appreciate it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. There's a boy in Adelaide who has just been to court because when he was 13, he decided

he would hack Apple's main system. When he was 13. How smart does that kid have to be? Yeah, hard to punish him too as a parent because you want him to keep excelling at his chosen career path which may be hacking.

And he said that he was trying to do it to get Apple's attention to get a job. Yeah. So it was for a reason. Why is this 13-year-old trying to get a job, by the way? Because he's too smart to go to school. Yes. So he can start earning money straight away. Get rich, retire young, I guess.

Why not? I mean, he's a kid genius, there's no doubt. Invent the next Uber. The court has let him off with a $500 fine and a good behavior bond. I heard he hacked into the court database and reversed the fine, and they ended up paying him $500. Genius. Genius.

Child genius. We've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, do you know a kid genius? Yeah, do you know someone you're like, why the hell are you so smart when I'm in my 30s and I'm an idiot? Hi, Joe. welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Jo, who's the kid genius that you know? An eight-year-old special needs boy.

An eight-year-old? An eight-year-old. And what did he do? He shut down the whole school by doing something to the wiring and computer system. He shut the whole entire school down and the IT guy was there. He didn't know how to reset anything. He didn't know how to turn anything on. So he got the eight-year-old boy to go and do whatever he did and he got it up and going within a second.

And so the IT guy is like, oh my God, this kid is blowing me away. I wouldn't have known. That is incredible. Again, really hard to punish that kid because you just want to keep it under wraps. The IT guy would be like, all right, I won't report you to the principal. Can you come work for me?

If you don't tell the principal that I have no idea what I'm doing. That is incredible. Hi, Amber. Oh, hi. Amber, who's the child genius that you know? My brother when he was 17, so a little older than eight, but he hacked his tertiary institute's Wi-Fi and took away his data cap.

So he became like the go-to guy for everything downloadable. Anything that needed a lot of gigs, he'd just download it. They then upgraded the system to try and counter it and he hacked it again. God, what's he doing now? He actually passed away.

Sorry to put a downer on it. Oh, really? Sorry to hear that. That's how he found out about the story. They actually told it at his funeral and all his like university lecturers were there. So that was kind of news for them finding out, okay, so that's where all the Wi-Fi was going. Well, he sounded like an absolute legend.

What a hilarious guy. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Bec, who's the child genius? Well, put it this way. He was in his mid-to-late teens, and it's not... It is intelligence in a way,

but it's also the fact that he was diagnosed with MS, and instead of going, oh, dear, that's the rest of my life, I'm now going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of it and become very, very sick. He's gone. Bugger it. I wanted to climb all these mountains.

All I've dreamed about all my life is climbing all these mountains. And he changed his diet and he started climbing, rock climbing indoors. And now he's done most of the mountains around the world. And he set up a charity called Mastering Mountains

and he's partnered with MacPak. And he is the most amazing example of just an all-round genius, in my opinion. Has he climbed Everest? Yes. That is incredible. That is unbelievable. What an amazing story.

What an inspiration that guy is. What's his name, Rebecca? Nicholas Allen. Wow. What a great story. Thanks for sharing it. That's awesome, Ben. That's really, really inspiring.

Thank you for that. That's all right. Thank you. Yeah, there you go. God, Everest. It's equal parts when you hear about these kid geniuses, equal parts inspiring and equal parts depressing because you go, God, what I've really wasted my life.

I'm still trying to figure out how to open my fuel cap in my car. And you heard my 13-year-old story that we're not telling again. Yeah, let's not talk about that one again. Next on the show, we'll talk to Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. He's our reporter here and he's got some spy news for us. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We are live from Los Angeles in pursuit of Channing Tatum. Let's cross live to Dee McCarthy,

who's also here in Hollywood for some spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dee McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean couldn't be in studio with us today because he has a meeting with his agent, I believe. Ooh. Ooh, fancy pants. Hello, guys.

You're so fancy and so LA. Hi, Dean. This is the man who got us to at least go face-to-face with Jonah Hill yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel. God, how much did we balls that up, Dean? We were very cool, calm and collected. We nailed it. Absolutely

blitzed it. Content, got Channing's number, got everything. We absolutely killed that. We didn't go weird and mute at all. Dean, we've already confessed to everybody that we choked and couldn't say anything, so... Yeah, we didn't go well. But we looked great and it was a fun experience. Yeah, it was a great experience.

Not awkward at all. Hey, tell us, is Kit Harington, a.k.a. Jon Snow from Game of Thrones, is he in rehab? He is. Well, he's gone to a wellness centre right now. So what's happened is basically, you know, after the end of Game of Thrones, of course,

he was obviously dealing with the huge loss of the show. I can't even imagine what that was really like. He has gone into a treatment facility. Originally, it was reported that it was a rehab. His team are saying that it's kind of like a retreat just for him to kind of relax and kind of regroup and work on some personal issues, and they are saying it's definitely not rehab. But it is a center for rehab and different addictions.

I looked it up, and they actually do different addictions. I looked it up and they actually do different things, so I don't know. I don't think we'll ever really know. He's there for wellness, not for rehabilitation. Look, I know how he feels. Eight years of Game of Thrones. I went through the similar thing when the run of the Jack and the Beanstalk pantomime

finished at Shambles Theatre in Rotorua. I was in that and I had quite a strong part and then when I didn't have it anymore, really struggled to know what my identity really was. So thoughts with Kit Harington, I feel for you at the moment. You get it then. Yeah, yeah.

I've totally forgotten what the other story was. We're talking about Ashton Kutcher who's been in court today. He's appeared in that murder trial where his girlfriend got murdered. But Dean, I want to flip this on you and talk more about Ashton Kutcher's moustache. Have you seen that?

Yes, look, that also should be on trial, shouldn't it? Because seriously, what was that? That was criminal. That is an actual crime on my eyes. I'm not sure why he's wearing a moustache. He kind of looks like a murderer himself. Too far? No, I thought he looked quite good with a moustache. He looks full 90s chic. I think he wears

it quite well. I mean, this coming from a man with a moustache. But yeah, should we do a quick round the room? Dean, you're obviously a no. Bree, Ashton Kutcher's moustache? I haven't seen it. Well, Ashton Kutcher with a moustache. I'm sure you can imagine it. Ashton Kutcher anyway.

It's a yes. And I'm going to vote yes on the moustache too. So, wow, Dean, this is the first time you've been on the wrong side of an entertainment story, I think. Fair enough. No fair. We'll agree entertainment story, I think. Fair enough. No. We'll agree to disagree, I believe they say. Thank you very much. We're going to see you tomorrow for our last day in Hollywood, okay?

Can't wait. Bye, guys. Bye, Dean. Spies brought to you by Samsung. The new Samsung S10, the next generation Galaxy, has arrived. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Obviously, we're in LA at the moment, and you heard earlier in the week that Brie got her, the podcast. Obviously, we're in LA at the moment,

and you heard earlier in the week that Brie got her phone stolen on the first night that we were here. You got pickpocketed. Yeah, I had to file a police report today. How hard was it to find the police station in Los Angeles? We went to one police station. They said, no, that's not in our jurisdiction. So then we went to another police station, and then they said, you can either wait for two hours

to see a police officer, or you can just go online. That's helpful. But even just finding your way around, that's what we're struggling with at the moment. Being on the right side of the road, knowing how the freeway works. It's terrifying. It is a big, big place. Imagine you're doing that, but you're 81 years old. What?

Do you have maps on your phone? Yeah. Yeah, you've got, well,. You've got a little GPS thing. A little TomTom on your windscreen. Remember the TomToms? They offered us a GPS with our rental car over here and we're like, nah bro,

we've got Google. What are TomToms doing now? TomTom is an app. Do you know when TomTom first came out? I think it was TomTom. Before Google Maps was a thing, there was that time when you Wises or you TomTom'd or there was a couple of map apps. It cost, to get the TomTom app on your iPhone, it was like $125. Crazy, eh? Nah.

And now they just give it to you all for free on Google Maps. Anyway, there's a guy in the UK. He's 81 years old and he's decided he's in Newcastle and he wants to go and see the Pope in Rome. Right. So he plugs into his GPS, Rome, and jumps in his car and he takes off. He has misspelt Rome and he's missed the E off the end.

So it's just Rom, which incidentally is a small village in West Germany. So he has driven 1,600 kilometres in the wrong direction. These stories break my heart. That poor guy. Because he just followed, I guess you would. You just follow the GPS. You go, well, everybody else uses it. It must be right.

You never really double check, do you? Then you get to that spot and it goes, you have reached your destination. You go, where's the Colosseum? Like, I don't see no Colosseum. Where's the Pope? Where is the Vatican? I see a couple of guys in overalls. Some guy over there eating sausage. Drinking big beers.

Damn it, I'm in Germany. I've been doing some looking into this story, though, and even if he did get Rome correct, like if he had typed in R-O-M-E in his GPS, it's still a 23-hour and 28-minute drive. I'm still trying to figure out how he can drive from where he was to Rome. Like, that's crazy.

I understand that everything in Europe, because you know when you've got friends who are on their OE and stuff, and they're like, oh, yeah, we just caught a train to Switzerland for lunch. And you're like, what? I get it's all quite connected. But still, it's a big drive, especially for an 81-year-old.

There should be a function in Google Maps that goes, come on, bro, that's too far. Get a plane. Come on, man. It's a long way. That exact story happened to me once. You drove to a small West German village. Yeah, it was crazy. No, I was meant to go to this university to do some,

like a speech at this university. Yeah. And I was living on the central coast, which is near Sydney, and I put the address in and it came up. Boom, great. Started driving, drove two hours to this university. I'd driven to the wrong one. I actually quite enjoy these stories when they happen to other people.

No, I was so stressed out. A good friend of mine was meant to be at a 21st in New Plymouth and she ended up in Palmerston North because she got the two of them confused. I can see how that could happen. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. We are in LA at the moment and we've been seeing the sites, doing the rounds and we've been asking everyone where we go. What do we need to see in LA?

What are the hidden gems? And also where can we see Channing Tatum? That too, mainly that. But one place that someone referred us to was this place called Santee Alley. Santee as in S-A-N-T-E Alley. And they said that if you want to buy anything and everything, you need to go to the Santee Alley markets. I've been to LA before and I've never heard about it.

So I was real keen to go and check this out because when a local gives you a tip on something cool, that's when you think it actually could be really good, right? Well, he said that you could even buy a human kidney. That's how much stuff this place has. Yeah. Anyway, today we decided, the whole team, to go to Santiali. The market's there and we had a competition.

Yeah. Who can buy the coolest thing from these markets? The coolest, weirdest item in an hour. How would you describe the markets? Like, if you were to explain what it was like. Chaos. Yeah. When we arrived, we pulled into the car parking building

and in our car park was a guy with no shirt eating lasagna out of a box. It was just mental. Like, there was just so much stuff there. You didn't know what to look at. Can I say arseless chaps on the radio? Well, you already have. There was a lot of bootleg stuff as well. Yes. Like I said to the guy, how much for this Gucci jacket?

And he goes, 20 bucks. And then as soon as he saw that I was filming, he goes, oh, no, no, no, it's not Gucci, not Gucci. Not Gucci, but very good fake. Anyway, we now each have an item. The producers are here. Producer Ben, Producer Ellie, welcome. Yeah, we're here. Hello.

We had a great time and we thought we would reveal, because a lot of us haven't seen the other items that each other has bought. No. And now we're going to reveal the items and then we're going to have a vote as to who got the best one. Who got the best thing. Now, bear in mind there was no price limit and we had about an hour to secure the best item. Exactly.

So who's going to go first? Ben, you want to go first? Producer Ben? Okay, mate. Let's get a drumroll and you can reveal to us what your item is. Alright, so I spent $35 on this. It's in a black plastic bag.

Damn! It is the biggest blingiest watch you have ever seen. It looks like something Jay-Z would be rocking. It looks too big for your arm, and it also looks like it could signal planes if you ever went down in a storm.

That is... That's good. Well done. I like that. I like it. That's a good item. And it's subtle, too. Let's go to Producer Ellie next.

Producer Ellie, first, you're going to tell us how much you spent, and then with a drumroll, you're going to reveal what your item is. Now, as a producer, you've got to do a lot of hustling. She's taking her ponytail out. You've got to make things happen, really. Yeah, you do. So I've gone and got myself. What is this?

What are you doing? Oh, she's got a wig. No, it's not just any wig, Brie. It's not just any wig. This is actually a can I speak to the manager wig. Think of the haircut that every mum who wants to speak to the manager has. Long in the front, short at the back. Hey, I love that because you can get a lot of wear out of that when we get home.

It literally is shaved on one side and then it's got a big fringe. How much did you spend? Now this was only $20. What a bargain. $20? So even less than Ben. You'd be wasting money not to buy that. Okay. I'd like to go next. Okay. And the item I have has an audio element. An audio element. And I want you to

bear in mind that voting on mine should be based on how much of a bargain it was too. This only cost me $15 and I have a robotic scooter girl. I'm obsessed with that. It is a small, it'll be like 30 centimetres high and it's a doll who stands on her own scooter and wait for it when you turn her on. I love that. It plays the Vinger Boys.

Her leg is like pushing, so it's like she's scootering. It doesn't only play the Vinger Boys. It only plays the same two lines from the Vinger Boys over and over. Listen to this. What a good time. Yep, love it. And she does donuts. Put her on the ground.

Put her on the ground. Oh, how much was she? $15. It's like he's trying to get us to buy it. Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with her. Isn't that cool? That's coming home with me to terrorise my cats.

I love that she's got a ponytail too for scootering. And she turns her head. So no pressure, Bree, but you've got the final item. I love that. Alright. I want everyone to close their eyes for a minute. Eyes are closed. Close your eyes. Everyone close their eyes. Eyes are closed because I just need to get mine ready.

Now are you going to reveal to us how much you spent? Yes, I will reveal how much I spent. But I just want to do this first. Okay, ready? I'm going to give you a sound element and you might be able to guess much I spent. Yeah. But I just want to do this first. Yeah. Okay, you ready? Yeah. I'm going to give you a sound element and you might be able to guess what I bought, okay, from the Santy Alley markets.

Okay, here we go. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A taser? That's a taser. I bought a pink taser.

You actually found one? Holy shit. Yeah. Don't mess with me anymore. How much? 30 bucks. That is absolutely terrifying. I'm going to cut you a deal. Yep.

You win if you don't tase me. Agreed. Okay. That is freaking terrifying. I can't bring this back to New Zealand, obviously. No. This is staying in LA. He wasn't wrong, though.

You literally can buy anything at Santy Alley. Literally. If you're planning yourself a trip to LA anytime soon, go and check it out. Hey, you know what you should do? You should tase the scooter girl. You ready? I'll put her on the ground.

Okay, ready? I'll tase her. Oh, she's gone down. She's gone down. She's not getting back up. Oh, she's on fire. We're just coming down because we just found out that Brie has a taser in the studio. Yeah, I bought this at the Santielli Markets, guys.

Don't worry anyone. I'm not bringing it back to New Zealand. I need to describe it. It's the size of like an Apple TV remote. Yeah. And a bit thicker. A bit thicker. And then it's got two buttons on the side,

one for taser and the other one a handy torch. But they're very close together. It would be very easy to confuse the two buttons. I feel like Taylor Swift could write a song about this. She'd be like, I'm going to taser. It does sound like some Billie Eilish stuff, eh? Doesn't it? I'm like, this could really hurt someone.

How much for you to put it on your tongue? No way in the world. No one is touching this. We're throwing this in the bin. $150 cash right now. $150 cash. No, I'm not that stupid. That's the correct answer.

Yeah. Look at Ellie in her wig. You look like you work for an insurance company in the wig that you bought from the market. Ellie, can we get these things up to our Instagram story straight away? We do want to ask you a question this afternoon. With Bree being able to get herself a taser from the Santielli markets in Los Angeles just like that easily.

I didn't have to show an ID. Nothing. Which it's completely legal here in LA, by the way. You're allowed to buy one. You're allowed to have it on your person. Self-defense item. It is, yeah. It looks more ruthless than the police ones.

You know what I was tossing up between? Yeah. I really wanted to buy two items. It was either a taser. And a big knife. No.

Or pepper spray. Oh. It was either that or pepper spray. That one's better for the radio. I think so too. Yeah, and it's pink. We want to know this afternoon,

do you have something? Have you bought something really weird overseas? Yeah, what did you buy overseas that you probably couldn't buy in New Zealand? What was the weirdest thing? Maybe you couldn't even get it back into the country. Yeah. Give us a call now.

0800-DIAL-ZM and we'll take some calls on this. Yeah, or you can text us on 9696 if you want to remain anonymous. Is it better than the Taser or the Scooter Girl? Scooter Girl's pretty good. We're in LA chasing Tatum. Put the Taser away. Put the Taser away. It's so fun.

You don't, you shouldn't, I don't trust you with it. Okay, I'm putting it away. I don't. I'm putting it down. You're the person who used fart spray in a confined studio once. I don't trust you with a Taser. We're looking for Channing Tatum. We're not having a lot of luck, so we took ourselves off for a treat today.

We went shopping at a place called Santee Alley in Los Angeles. Thoroughly recommend it. Bought some weird stuff. Ben got a fake Rolex. Ellie got a I want to speak to the manager wig. I got a scooter girl. And Brie got a freaking taser. It's pink.

We want to know what are the weird things that you've bought overseas. There's some really great text coming through on this. Someone said, I bought a zebra skin sustainably sourced from South Africa. What? That's crazy. Can I say, I don't understand people who have giant cow hides on their ground as a rug. Yeah, it's strange when you think about it, isn't it?

It's in the shape of the animal still. It's really morbid, but good for you. Glad to hear it's sustainable. From Josh, he said he bought metal nunchucks yeah yeah pretty standard um this one's real interesting um they said i bought a taser in south africa that looks like an iphone and came in an iphone box the charger was the same as the phone charger that is terrifying i hope you're using that for self-defense um jimma is very similar to you, Bree. Hi, Gemma.

Oh, hi. It's Emma. Oh, sorry, Emma. What did you buy, Emma? That's okay. Well, I actually bought the same thing as you, Bree, but I managed to get it into New Zealand. Oh, well, I'm definitely not going to try.

And what? How did you get it back into New Zealand? Why are you asking if you don't want to get it back in? Me and my partner did a lot of shopping online on a Chinese site. And we used to buy shoes and clothes all the time and it was awesome. And we got right into the site and we found some other things. And, like, we had a bed on and I brought pepper spray and he was the one that actually brought the taser.

Man, you guys sound kinky. You're buying some weird stuff. Emma, Emma. Have you been on the dark web? Do you know how to go on the dark web? I have no idea but I have looked into it. I didn't manage to do it. Of course you have, Emma.

I'm not going to say anything mean about Emma whatsoever. And we're going to move on from Emma now because we don't want to be it. I didn't manage to do it. Of course you have, Emma. Not going to say anything mean about Emma whatsoever. And we're going to move on from Emma now because we don't want to be arrested. Hi, Rosie. Rosie. Hi. What did you buy overseas? What's the weird thing you got?

Okay, so I went to Vietnam and I bought my brother a lighter but it was shaped like a bullet and like a bullet casing and then didn't think it was a problem, put it in my like a bullet and like a bullet casing. And then didn't think it was a problem, put it in my suitcase, came back to New Zealand, got stopped in Aussie, had all my bags

taken off me, my passport taken off me. They confiscated the lighter and now I have a strike against my name for bringing unwanted goods to my country. It's just a lighter though. It's just a lighter instead of a bullet. Oh God. Rosie, you've now got two strikes against your name. Rosie. I've got a knife. Oh, God. Look out. Rosie, Rosie, you've now got two strikes against your name.

Rosie, you've got a strike here at ZM now. Okay. Far out. Rosie can't be tamed. You should have seen Ben and I went up to this one place and they had a bunch of lighters and there was also this Coca-Cola bottle or what looked like a Coke bottle. And I said to her, I was like, oh, is that a lighter?

And she goes, no. And she grabs the bottle, opens it. It's got a Coke bottle. And I said to her, I was like, oh, is that a lighter? And she goes, no. And she grabs the bottle, opens it. It's got a case inside. She goes, you can put your weed in there. Yeah. I think there's a lot of things in LA you can buy to put your weed in just by taking a sniff of the air. We have run out of time, which is unfortunate

because I really wanted to talk to the guy who's got kangaroo balls for a key ring. Yeah, that's standard in Aussie. You said your dad's got it. Yeah, you can get a bottle opener as well. I have a fascination with kangaroo balls. I don't know, mate. We're live from Los Angeles.

We just found out that Halsey's in the building. Literally, upstairs in the other radio station that's here where we're broadcasting from. The big LA station. So we've just sent producer Ben to ask if he can get Halsey on the show. We might not get Channing Tatum, but imagine if we get Halsey. Halsey's a big deal at the moment. Pretty good. It'd be pretty good.

Got to have a bit of a serious chat here. Yeah, this is a bit of a different tone, but I just want to get serious for a second. I've got a bone to pick and I've got a bone to pick with hotels. Sure. We're staying in a hotel at the moment and it's not just the hotel that we're staying in. It's most hotels. Nearly all hotels.

What is the deal with hotels not having a toilet brush in the damn bathroom? Honestly? What's going on there? You feel the same, right?

I hate going to a hotel and not being able to scrub the skitties. As someone who travels with a partner, It's not nice, right? It is not nice. And it is, it's to the point where,

I'm bloody rooming with producer Ellie. How do you think that goes down for me? Yeah, yeah. Before you do your business, you've got to do your reconnaissance and see if there's a brush there. Because if there's not, you better off to go to the lobby.

Because, yeah. Here's the problem, though. The motel that we're staying in has no lobby. So there is no other toilet. There's no other toilet. It's your only option. Why don't they do it? Why don't they do it? Why don't they do it?

Why? What's the deal with hotels? Why do they not want you cleaning your own toilet? And this is the thing, right? Because my first thought is, oh, is it a hygiene issue? Like, you know, it's not hygienic. They've got bloody shower curtains in the showers. Are they hygienic?

No. You hate a shower curtain. No one likes a shower curtain, especially not in a hotel room, because guess what? If you wee in the shower, it hits the bottom of the shower curtain. Have a think about this too, next time you touch the shower curtain, or the shower curtain touches you, should I

say. How do they clean them? How do you clean a shower curtain? Are they taking them out, lying them down, and water blasting them? They're not, I'll tell you that much. At best, they're spraying some handy-andy on them and giving them a rinse. But actually, the showers that we've got, there's no removable shower head. So they're not washing the shower curtain.

No, nothing's being washed. And honestly, you know when you go to a hotel and sometimes there's dirtier hotels than others and you look at the shower curtain and you can tell that the bottom is browner than the top. You can tell that shower curtain's seen some things. Oh, it's seen some things. Back to the toilet. Why is there no toilet brush? Is it because what?

I get that the cleaners come in and they clean and that's amazing and I love that when you're staying at a hotel. I don't want a cleaner to have to go through that. They shouldn't have to go through that. I will do that myself. Also, how terrifying are American toilets? Have you noticed that? They do not seem like they're going to flush at all.

You do your business and then you push the flush and nothing happens. And then you wait three terrifying seconds and then all of a sudden everything disappears and the bowl is instantly full of water again and relief washes over you. But for that little bit of time you think, this is it. This is how it ends. I'm going to leave here. I'm never going to leave this toilet. I'm the guy who blocked the toilet.

I'm now a toilet block guy. Here's a question for you. Being in America, do you think they have superior toilets? No. No, like I just said, the toilets freak me out. But you know how the water sits higher up to your bum here in America? Oh, less splash? Less splash back.

It catches things very well. No, I always put down a safety blanket. No, you do. Yeah. But then less toilet paper is used here in America because you've got that safety net. Are you saying that their toilets are better on an ecological basis? Is that your argument now?

Mate, I don't know. Just give me a damn brush in the toilet, all right? We're going to play What's the Plot next, our movie guessing game, and we'll give you a chance to play along with us. If you'd like to play, give us a call now, 0800-ZM. You'll be taking on Bree, our movie buff, and we'll do it straight after this. ZM's Bree and Clint the podcast.

We're about to play What's the Plot but just before we do someone's just rockethed my mind on the topic of shower curtains. What?

Remember we were talking about shower curtains before and how disgusting they are because how do you wash a shower curtain? Someone just texted in and said you just put shower curtains

in the washing machine. Where you wash your underwear? Yeah and you wash everything else. That's fine if you wash it regularly. I just never thought about putting a shower curtain in the wash before. You know where you put your shower curtain?

I've never thought about it. Where? In the bin. That's where it belongs because they're disgusting. Some people need a shower curtain, okay? Who? People with shubs. Yeah, well, they need something else.

Let's play Watch the Plot. Here we go. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot.

Very easy game. You take on Brie at Guessing Movies. I read plots and you chime in as soon as you think you know what it is. She's very good. She is very, very good. What is the score? Do we have a score update from the producers? No, we don't.

I thought you guys said you would be better. It's like 15 games to two. Let's just go with that. Stevie, whatever it is, it's a daunting number. Are you ready to take Bree on? I'm like super nervous. That's okay. That's okay.

Let those nerves fuel you to victory, okay? Because if you can do it. Or to your demise, Stevie. She's holding a taser while she says that. Oh, my gosh. If you can do it, we're going to give you a double pass to Disney's Aladdin in cinemas now. Oh, awesome. Okay, here we go.

I'll start reading the plot, and you just yell out your name as your buzzer as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish. Movie number one. An ambitious executive at a record company, Aaron Green. Brie. Brie Brie Get him to the Greek Wow, that is good

Wow Love that movie One of my favourites Wow Stroke the furry wall Okay Love it Alright, you're going to have to be quick, Stevie, it seems

Here we go Okay, okay, yes Movie number two With the war in Iraq raging on Brie War Dogs Oh my God Can you see my screen? No, I promise you I cannot see anything With the war in Iraq raging on... Brie. Brie. War Dogs. Whoa!

Can you see my screen? No, I promise you I cannot see anything. Can she see my screen? She's cheating. She is? I swear to you, I'm not. Okay, movie number three. Here we go.

Two inseparable best friends navigate the last... Brie. Brie. Jump... 21 Jump Street. Incorrect. Yes! Stevie, Stevie. Suck it, Brie.

Stevie, Stevie, you want to have a go? Excuse me, the traveling pants? No, Stevie, no. Brie, 22 Jump Street. No, no, you don't get to buzz yet. Stevie, that was your free answer, okay? So you're still on. I will restart the movie.

And either of you can buzz. I will restart the movie. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And either of you can buzz. I have not accepted 21 Jump Street and I have not accepted Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Three. 22 Jump Street. Incorrect. Oh, my gosh. Three.

Your chance at a free guess. What the hell is it there? I have no idea. Ender's Game. Ender's Game. Incorrect. Here we go again. Two inseparable best friends navigate the last weeks of high school.

Brie. Brie. Super bad. Wow. I mean, less impressive because you got all the other ones. Oh, this is like my favorite movie. Can anyone pick the running theme on today's What's the Plot? All movies have Jonah Hill in them.

That's exactly what it is. Oh, he's the man. He is the man. He's too cool for our show and he told us that to our face yesterday. Did you hear about that, Stevie? Oh, wow. Yes. Because we suck so bad and we did not even get him on the show,

even though we were face-to-face to him, you get the tickets to Aladdin. Oh, my gosh. And a picture with Jonah Hill. Oh, no, that's right. No one has that. No, we don't have that. Not even us.

Oh, well. We suck. Okay, Bree and Clint, an exciting twist in the journey to find Channing Tatum next. We are going to go to a Venice Beach psychic and find out if we actually have any chance of finding this man whatsoever. If anyone can tell us,

it's a lady who charges $100 for 10 minutes. Who has a small dog that won't stop biting you while she reads to you with dirty crystals. Sounds legit. She's on the show next. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint, I can't take it anymore. Day four, chasing Tatum. We've got nothing.

I've lost hope. I don't think we're going to find him. I'm never going to get to meet my friend that has connected with me on Instagram. It's over. I would love to be the person to pick you up right now because I feel like that's normally my job. I don't know if I have it in me. I think I might be starting to lose hope as well.

And I said to you this morning because we're here in LA and every day we literally try and do everything we can possible to try and find this guy. We get up bright and early at 10.30 and we hit the road to try and find Channing Tatum. And that's what we do all day. And I said to you, we need a glimmer of hope. And the person that I believe can give us that hope is a psychic. Now, I know you're a psychic believer.

I saw your face and you're a believer. I do like to go to psychics because even if it's for a bit of fun but I said to you we need this for a reason and we need to find someone who's going to give us the answers. We found one all the way out at a place called Venice Beach. Now if you

don't know what that place is, it's where the muscle beach is where the guys all work out on the beach. It's also chock-a-block full of weirdos. Crazy people. Like you can get a photo with a celebrity dog. He's not a celebrity. He just has sunglasses on. You can get a prescription for marijuana.

You can do whatever you want at Venice Beach. And there's a psychic whose house is right there on the beach. Her name was Bianca, and we rolled up there, and we told her what we wanted. We didn't say anything about Channing Tatum. She said, right, that's $100 for 10 minutes. We said, great, lock it in. We started filming.

Now, when we sat down, the first thing, now I've been to psychics before and I know not to give them too much because I want to hear what they have to say first. Right, because you don't want to cloud their judgment. Exactly right. You don't want to cloud the auras. Right, right, right, right. And I think the only thing I said to her what they have to say first. Right, because you don't want to cloud their judgment. Exactly right. You don't want to cloud the auras. Right, right, right, right. And I think the only thing I said to her when we sat down,

she goes, what do you want to ask the cards? Because she had tarot cards. And I said, look, we're from New Zealand. We've come over here on a mission. And I think we're all losing a little bit of hope if we're going to succeed in this mission. I want to ask the cards what's going to happen. And that was it. This is what Bianca

said. It says the peace of mind coming your guys' way. Because right now it just says you've been all over the place. Your mind been all over the place. Mind, body, spirit. It says finding someone that's going to help you get to where you want to be at. So what was your mission for? It says you're going to find someone that's going to come in to help that mission.

You might have to go home and work through them overseas or work through the phone with them, but it says that at the end of the day it will come back to being a good thing, not bad. It says the musician card is there and says a good omen for yourself. So the university knew struggling for a little bit and says that's going to give back to you now. Your career path says people are supposed to know who you are, your name and your face.

You're meant to be known, it says. You're meant to be inspiring and helping others. But people are supposed to know who you are, so when you walk down the street, they're going to know your face. Okay, a lot to unpack there. Quite a lot to unpack. There's quite a lot in that. Start at the top.

She recognised your mission. I'm trying to interpret this through your eyes. She recognised your mission and she said it's going to be successful, but you might have to go home first. Now, if the mission is fly to Los Angeles, meet Channing Tatum, us going home first is a major speed bump. Major speed bump. And one thing else I took out of that was she said someone's going to come along

and help you. And I got an inbox this afternoon from someone. Yeah? Does it start with ch? No. It starts with j. Jackie Brown. Oh, Jackie Brown from the project.

Exactly right. We all know who she is. She said, love what you guys are doing. Have you found Channing yet? And she has now given us a contact at Channing's agency. Yeah. That's someone who's come into our lives to help us. Okay, so you think the psychic medium predicted Jackie?

I'm not dissing it. I'm not dissing it. I'm just asking you how you're reaching these conclusions. Who knows? She also said that you need to be known, which Brie goes, oh, yeah, she's recognised that part of my career. You were at the time wearing a fluorescent pink suit. She didn't know what I did. No, I know but anybody who wears that suit clearly has a longing

to be known. Exactly, that's very true. It's not an incognito outfit. Anyway, we went on to tell her a little bit more about why we were there and we said, you know, we're here to find Channing Tatum. He follows me on Instagram. Are we going to find him? This is what she said. So have you DM'd him and like trying to find a track on him? So we have spoken across DMs once, but that was a year ago.

And I haven't tried to DM him yet again since we've been here. So try to DM him now that you guys are here or that you're here to reach out to him to tell him you're here and you would like to have a sit-down talk or meet him. Okay. So it says that DMing, reaching out, trying to get to him, but it says that you are meant to meet someone that's going to help you guys with this mission.

Why didn't we think of that? Is that psychic advice or just common sense? DM him. Look, Bianca, the psychic. We've been saying that for a month, okay? But Brie doesn't want to because she's already DM'd him twice and he's left her on scene. But we are getting desperate. We are

two days away. We are getting desperate and I'm willing to go to desperate lengths. I did go direct in the end and I just said to Bianca straight, I said, our 10 minutes is running out. I said to her straight away, where's Channing Tatum? Where is he? This is what she said. Do you know where in the world Channing Tatum is right now?

It says he's not in Los Angeles right now but it says he will be back soon. It's saying that he could be back within the next 24 hours. Okay. So it says he's not here right now but he's making his way back. Right. He could still be in the air somewhere.

He could be coming through. But it says that he'll be here within this next 24 hours back in Los Angeles. 24 hours and we're on. 24 hours. 24 hours. So this today is about trying to just connect with more people for him.

So I'm shooting a DM. It won't hurt. Or a little comment. It won't hurt. But within little comment. It won't hurt. But within 24 hours, he will be back. She was quick on the Google, wasn't she? Much like you, Bianca the psychic

has a direct line to Channing Tatum. Hers is with her mind and yours is with your goddamn Instagram account. Just message him. Tomorrow is our last day. I do not want to go home a failure. I can't go home a failure, okay?

Please just open your phone and send a direct message to Channing Tatum. I know you're nervous. I know you're nervous. You know what makes me nervous? Yeah. Because I've gotten all these messages from people being like,

oh, you've already organised it, right? And we're like, no. No, we haven't. Nothing is organised. No, we don't know where he is. So I know you're nervous and I know you don't know what to say. So that's where everybody listening is here to help you right now. I want to crowdsource the message that goes from Bree's Instagram

directly to Channing Tatum's inbox. All right, let's do this together then. What does she say? What does the message look like? I would love you to call us right now on 0800DIALZM with an opening line, with a full message, or you can text it to us on 9696. We need your

help. I know you don't have it in you. I know you're too nervous, so let's get someone else to write it. Producer Ben thinks I should say to him, let's catch up. And I'm like, I don't know the guy. Hey Channing, I'm in LA. Love to catch up. No, no, we can do better than that, and we will. 0800 dial ZM.

9696 is what you can text it to. Let us know the exact message, our last resort, that Bree sends to Channing Tatum on direct message on Instagram. ZM, Spree, and Clint, the podcast. Go time, baby. This Channing Tatum thing has gone far enough. We leave tomorrow, so if it's going to happen, it's time to call on your DMs.

We went to a psychic. She said just DM him. We paid a psychic $100 for her to tell us just DM him. Why don't we think of that? He follows you on Instagram. Just DM him. And I know you're nervous.

Fine. It's last resort. I've got to do it for the people. I don't care if I'm going to triple message him. What do I send him? Good girl. Thank you for the clap.

I appreciate that. We're going to find out what you're going to DM him, and everybody in New Zealand is going to help. Good afternoon, Georgia. Hi. Sorry, was that for me? It is for you. Oh, sorry.

It's okay. Do you have an idea on what will work? Yes. What does Bree put in this message to Channing Tatum? So you've got to be really, really clear with him that the whole of New Zealand is actually hanging behind this message. I like that. It's coming from some crazy lady

in New Zealand who he Instagram messaged one. Sorry, Bree. And I think you should open the sentence with Channing, I need you to understand that the whole of New Zealand is actually sending this message to you.

What about Georgia? Do you want to let all of New Zealand down? I'm getting to that bit. I'm getting to that. So that's exactly what we're going to say. We need him to understand that two people from one of the top radio stations in New Zealand have spent the entire week looking for you. And now, Channing, I must insist, we leave tomorrow.

Is there any way we can make this happen that we catch up with you? Otherwise, you will, sorry to say, be letting down an entire nation. Georgia, you're good at this. You're good. You must work in PR because there's a right amount of spin and promotion and guilt in there. I really like it. It could absolutely work. Yep, use New Zealand.

There's another suggestion on the text machine. Someone suggested send nudes. No, I already did that. Didn't go down well. I don't think you did. I've seen the messages you've sent him, and they weren't that clever. I don't have any decent nudes, though. We can help you take good nudes. Okay, cool.

Well, we can take them later. Hi, Olivia. Hi, guys. How are you? Oh, you know, we've been better. We're a Olivia. Hi, guys. How are you? Oh, you know, we've been better. We're a little bit disheartened. What do you think we should do? I think every single person listening to the radio should at the exact same time send Channing a DM saying Brie Thomasel is trying to get a hold of you.

She's in LA. So everyone does it at the exact same time just with your name and capital just to get a hold of you. She's in LA, so everyone does it at the exact same time just with your name and capital just to get his attention. I like it. Yeah, it's good. Go down the annoy him route. It's not stalkerish at all. Yeah, no, it's good.

I like it. A couple more ideas that are coming through on the text machine. Some people have suggested, Channy T, haven't seen you forever and I just so happen to be in LA. If you're free for a catch-up, your pal Bree. I love that one. Not too friendly?

I do like that. I love this one. It says, Chazza mate, how's she going? I've jumped across the big one for a wee chinwag. Flick us a message when you can, eh? Cheers, shagger. That's good. One more suggestion. Jaden. Hey, shagger. That's good. One more suggestion.

Jaden. Hey, Jaden. Hi. Jaden. We're sending the message tonight. As soon as we finish the show and we get home to our hotel, the message is going to Channing Tatum.

What does it need to say? Well, the first suggestion, I think, was a little bit too long. The second one sounds like a bit too much work. I think you just go with simple and effective, you up, question mark. I love it. I love it.

I bet you any tandem has never had a you up message. I'm sending it now. If that doesn't work, nothing will. It's happening. I'm sending it. Love your work, Jaden. The message will be sent. The screencap will be posted on our Bree and Clint Instagram.

Wish us luck, everybody. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. The message will be sent. The screencap will be posted on our Bree and Clint Instagram. Wish us luck, everybody. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. Messaged them yet? Not yet. Not yet. Okay. I will. We'll sit tight. Time for Birthday Banger, everybody. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

We take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on each of them and then we play one of those songs. First person, Hilary. Hi, Hilary. Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Hilary?

Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. What's your birthday? Hilary. Hilary? Oh, hi. Hi. Hey hi hey hillary are you there yep i think we're hillary hillary are you there yeah hi hello no you're playing up no hi hillary i'm gonna give you hillary's birthday and it's the 23rd of fe, 1996. All right. No, it's 1980. This is what we get them to do.

So she was 16 in 1996 on the 23rd of Feb. And on that day, this was number one. Hilary, are you there? Are you there, Hilary? Yep. Can you hear me? Hilary, are you there? I think we lost her. I think she you there? I think we lost her.

I think she's gone. I think we lost her. Second up is Trushna. Hi, Trushna. Hello. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Great.

That's good. What's your birthday? 24th of November, 1996. Okay, Trushna, you were 16 in 2012 on the 24th of November. And on that day, this was number one. Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad? Oh, Olly Moose. Oh, yeah?

What a betrayer. I thought it was a long time. Olly Moose from Ink Spectre. You into a bit of that, Trushna? Yeah, I know. Come on. I like it. It's good.

It's different. I like it too. Unusual. One more, Jordan. Wait, we should go back to Hilary for a minute. Hilary, are you there now? No, no, Hilary. We'll try again in a minute.

Jordan, are you there? Jordan? Yeah? Hi. Jordan's there. What's your birthday, Jordan? My birthday's the 28th of July, 1996. Okay, Jordan, you were 16 in 2012 on the 28th of July,

and this is your birthday banger. Most nights I don't know anymore. Oh, fun. Great song. Some nights by Fun. You like that, Jordan? Yeah, it's a fun little tune, isn't it? It is a fun little tune.

More importantly, though, is Hilary there? Let's go back to Hilary. Hilary, are you there? Hello. No, we haven't got her. No. Wait, what, Hilary? Hello.

You know what? We couldn't get her. So in memorial, let's play her song. Yes, I like Hilary's birthday banger. Hilary, if you're out there, send us a sign. Are you there? Thank you. No, nothing. No, she's not there. Here's your sign. Hillary, if you're out there, send us a sign. Are you there? Thank you. No, nothing.

No, she's not there. Here's your sign. Oh, Ace is wonderful. Free and clean, live from LA. This is Sid M. Hillary? Come in. Must be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. And all the roads we have to walk are winding. And all the lights that lead us there are blinding? There are many things that I Would like to say to you

But I don't know how Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day But they'll never throw it back to you By now you should have somehow realized what you're not to do

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now And all the roads that lead you there were winding And all the lights that light the way are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you But I don't know how I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall

I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall I said, maybe you're going to be the one that saves me. You're going to be the one that saves me. You're going to be the one that saves me Hilary? I think we've finally got Hilary on the phone. Hilary? Hilary, are you there? Hillary?

I think we've finally got Hillary on the phone. Hillary? Hello, are you there? Hillary, it's Bree and Clint. No, we've lost her again. That's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. We're live from Los Angeles. We finally lost it.

We have news on the new Pokemon game for you next. They've revised it, refreshed it. They want to get you re-Pokemoning. Hypothetically, if a grown woman were to say to buy an old school Game Boy and an old school Pokemon game and she would play that, would she be cool?

Yeah, that's cool. Retro's cool. But you can't use this update. You need a phone. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. Bree and Clint. We're live from Los Angeles at the moment. Still chasing Tatum. Bree's going to DM him tonight. That's it. We went to a psychic. She said

just do it. That's going to happen. That's your update in a nutshell. We'll come back to you once Channing replies with his address and we go and see him. That's what's going to happen tomorrow. In the meantime, the Pokemon Corporation have come out with an update. Remember that magical time in 2016 when the whole world came together and went and played Pokemon Go? And we actually went outside. We went outside.

We interacted with each other. I mean, we were mostly staring at our phones, but we worked together and we did things. People went nuts for that. I came up with my own version called Kmart Go, where I'd look on their Instagram of Kmart and I'd see things that I would like and then I would go to the store and find them and buy them. That one's good too. The good thing about the Pokemon one was it was free.

Yeah, this one wasn't free. They're trying to get it going again. Pokemon Go have released an update to the app that they're hoping will entice people to get back on board. Now, to play along with Pokemon Go, the new one, you need to buy like a monitor. It's like a wrist-mounted Pokeball. This is real, by the way, and you put it on

and it tracks your stats, kind of like a smartwatch. And the new way to be successful in Pokemon Go, I want to know from you whether you think this is good or not, whether it's cool or not, whether it's going to get people back into Pokemon, is to get a good night's sleep. That's the trick to the new Pokemon Go. Why are they saying that?

They're saying to be a good Pokemaster, you need to be well rested, and an expert trainer has good sleep. So now the app will track your sleep data and if you sleep better, you'll be better at the Pokemon game. Is that cool or is that not? I mean, I would love, I was a big Pokemon fan, had it on Game Boy, watched it as a kid. I loved it and And I would love

to play Pokemon Go, but I also want to have sex again. So I'm going to assume that's a big no on the Pokemon Go update for you? Yeah, I just can't, you know,

I've weighed the two up and I think I'd rather the latter. Yeah. Also, if it's the sleep thing that's getting you or is it walking around with a giant Pokeball

on your wrist? It's hard to know. It's hard to know. It's hard to know. It really is. All right. We're live from Los Angeles at the moment, where it's fair to be said we've been doing a lot of dining out. Because you have to, right?

Way too much. We've been really trying to eat healthy for the last couple of days. Oh, but it's proved very difficult. I need to hit F45 hard when I get home. This is an interesting debate that has fired up. There's someone who owns a bar who's taken a swing, not physically, like metaphorically,

at customers who only order tap water with their meals. She's come out and she said, when you guys do that, it's rude to us as a bar slash restaurant. And we don't want you doing it. Which I've always found interesting.

Because when you go to restaurants, there's always that pressure. You know when you sit down first and they say, can I get you some water to start? And you say, yes, please. And they go, still sparkling or tap. I always go tap. In New Zealand, I always go tap. What about when they don't? Because tap water's fine.

What about when they don't even ask that? They just say, can I start you guys off with some drinks? That's what they usually say. Yeah, I didn't think it was that big a deal. But she's saying that they can't make any money off just the meals and you have to order drinks. What if I don't want drinks? Really?

Really? What if you don't want drinks? To be honest, I would rather spend the calories on the bad stuff I'm going to eat rather than a fizzy drink. Plus, there's nothing wrong with tap water. Like, you're actually saving the environment by getting a tap water because they put it straight into the jug or the glass. Whereas if you get a bottle of something, then someone has to deal with the bottle, right? Look, I, yeah, I think that's really rough.

You know what really gets my goat is when you go out and say you're not drinking. Wait, you've got a goat? No. A pet goat? And you haven't shared that goat with me? You know what really grinds my gears? When you go out and you're not drinking and you get a sparkling water from the bar because it feels like you're having a fizzy drink or something

like that. You know how I feel about sparkling water. They charge you for sparkling water now. Not out of the bottle but out of the gun thing. $5.50 I paid for a sparkling water last week. No. What's going on there? And is it just for the privilege of being in the bar? I kind of

get that. If you're going to a restaurant and you sit down and you each order a meal, maybe an entree, and you're eating there, you have every right not to order a drink. 100%, right? If you're going into bars and sitting there and only drinking their sparkling water

and expecting that for free, I'm not suggesting that's something you should be able to do. But yeah, the tap water thing. Like, what's... I just don't get it. I don't understand. Okay. Well, there you go.

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