ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 3rd 2019

Episode Date: May 3, 2019

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. To start it off today, we're going to give you some stuff that we didn't want to do on the show because we thought it was too grim for a Friday. Wait, what was that? Top 10 funeral songs. Oh, that's right. So the list has been released about the most popular songs at funerals at the moment. Because it's topical because it used to be hymns,

like you used to sing like religious hymns at someone's funeral. It doesn't happen anymore. It's all like popular songs that relate to the person to the person yeah i like that it's more personal yeah um i'll give you what do you want i'll give you uh i would just run through the top 10 um number 10 always look on the bright side of life that's nice right that's happy that's upbeat yeah um number nine we'll meet again by vera lynn I don't know that song. I know that song. How's it go? It's pretty sad.

I've done enough singing on today's show. I'm not singing. You sure you don't want to sing it? No, I'm pretty sure. Oh, well, okay. Number eight, Westlife, You Raise Me Up. You raise me up so I can stand on mountains. That's a sad song.

Yeah, that'll get the tears going. Number seven, top ten most popular funeral songs. Nat King Cole, Unforgettable. Unforgettable. Oh god, yeah, that's sad. Yeah. Oh, this is grim. No wonder we didn't do it on the show.

Yeah, no, those are elderly, those all sound like elderly funerals, right? Yeah. Which are particularly sad. Have you got some newer songs? Yeah, number six, Supermarket Flowers from Ed Sheeran. I don't know that one. Don't know that song. Ed Sheeran's got a lot of sad songs, though. Yeah, he does.

His songs are probably the most popular for weddings and funerals. Number five, Ruby Williams' Angels. Oh, yeah. That is a drinking song. That is a great drinking song. It is. So I wouldn't mind that at my funeral.

You know the bit where it lifts up? And through it all, she offers me protection. You know, you and I have sung it in Wellington at the Establishment Bar. Yeah, it's a bloody good time. Number four, Bette Midler, Wind Beneath My Wings. Oh, yes. That's a classic, right? It's a classic.

I feel like that works for weddings and funerals. Yeah. Number three. Yes. Eva Cassidy Over the Rainbow Oh that's a sad song Somewhere

The Wizard of Oz one I think that's the song Yeah okay I think you're right Yeah Number two In the biggest Funeral songs right now

Andrea Bocelli Time to Say Goodbye This was played At my Nona's funeral Right Yeah I'm assuming the Italian version? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a beautiful song. Doesn't being played at someone you love's funeral taint the song for you though? It does. You can't listen to it in any other situation.

It's like Ave Maria. Yes. Yeah. And the number one funeral song at the moment is Frank Sinatra, My Way That was played at my Nan's funeral Oh God The Elvis version, that's no joke

Really? Yeah, and I've cried many times Yeah, that's an amazing song as well Where was Boys to Men, End of the Road? Oh, that's a good song Yeah What would you have played? Highway to Hell.

Grim. I'm on the highway. That'd be funny. I'd probably play My Neck My Back. All your ladies pop your pussy like this. Don't stop. Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss. Just do it. All your ladies, just do it. Do it, do it,

do it now. Lick, I'll stop it now. Yeah, lick that. I stopped at the right part. Here's the podcast, everybody. Well, howdy. Oh yeah, it's Friday. Hi, everybody. Great show on the way today.

We are giving away two excellent prizes, a trip to Brisbane for the NRL Magic Round and a trip to Brisbane to see Khalid live on ZM's World Tour. It's all coming up Brisbane. It is all coming up Brisbane. How good. Plus there's you. Guys, a very Queensland-based show today, and that's good. So your last chance to win Battle of the Sixes will be at 4.20.

If you want to play that today, 4.20. And we will call a winner for ZM's World Tour 1, Carleed and Brisbane, at 5 o'clock. Ooh, that is massive. That's such a good trip to win. Also, Friday Oki is on the show. Ha ha ha, yes. Today.

Oh, I almost forgot about Friday Oaky. I definitely have it. Can I just say, I am genuinely embarrassed at my effort today. We're taking on Mario's Let Me Love You. Very sexy song. And I am anything but in this song. At ten past five, Brie and I will go head to head in Friday Oak. If you don't know what it is, we each have a go at singing the song

and then you decide who is the least worst. By that time you said Brie sang the best Katy Perry. Is it better or worse than that? It's so much worse. Like I'm actually ecstatic with that one compared to this one. Okay, cool. Well, I'm excited then. Five o'clock.

I'm sure yours is going to be good. Friday Okie today. Up next, have you ever thought walking through the airport, I should buy some duty free. I'm here. I don't know when I'm going to be back. It's cheaper. It's cheaper. I should buy some duty free. I'm here. I don't know when I'm going to be back. It's cheaper. It's cheaper.

I should buy something. Every single time. Yeah, I'm like, I'm here. I might as well get something. I am going to get to the bottom of it next and I'm going to tell you whether that is actually true or not. Whether duty free is actually a good deal. Exactly. Okay.

I'm going to give you examples. I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Cool. Can you give me a bottle of Smirnoff as well? Sure Cool, thanks Do you ever think And I'm sure everyone else thinks this

When they're going through duty free Now how much alcohol can I bring back into the country? Yeah, and also I have the thing Oh, I should probably grab some like Fresh aftershave or something Some makeup Yeah, well because it's cheap Because I'm here It should probably grab some fresh aftershave or something. Some makeup. Yeah, well, because it's cheap because I'm here. It's cheaper.

Might as well go and grab a carton of cigarettes. I mean, I don't smoke, but they're so cheap. I should probably go and grab a few. I am here. Is it true that duty-free is cheaper? Well, we're about to find out because News Hub Travel Spot Check has actually done the research and I'm going to give you the results.

Okay. So they've actually put 10 items up against items here in New Zealand that you can purchase in store. Is this duty-free going out of the country or coming into the country? Or is it the same thing? It's the same thing, right? I think it's the same thing. Yeah, this is...

So we'll start off with the first item, which, like you mentioned, aftershave. Yeah. Very popular duty-free item to buy. They chose the Ralph Lauren Polo 75 mil. Yeah. At the Loop duty-free in Auckland, it's $93. And at Chemist Warehouse, it's $79.99.

Wait, it's actually cheaper. It's 13.9% cheaper at Chemist Warehouse. Chemist Warehouse is ridiculously cheap, though. That place is great. Yeah. It is good. You know, we only just got Chemist Warehouse in New Zealand. Really?

Yeah, it's a new thing. Well, welcome. It is a good time. What about a GoPro? Oh, I'm a GoPro guy. Yeah, I bought mine off the internet, so I didn't get a duty-free deal. And how many times have you used it? I've taken a couple of photos, yeah.

How many? Three? Yeah. Cool. So at duty-free. I don't want to wear it out. At duty-free, $440. A GoPro Hero 7 Silver will set you back.

At Noel Leeming, $399. Cheaper again. Cheaper again. What about some Beats? Some Beats by Dre. Yeah.ats? Some Beats by Dre. Yeah. Everyone loves the Beats by Dre. Beats Solo 3 headphones in the black.

A Duty Free $3.47. Apple Store $2.99. What the hell's going on? Because I thought the whole idea of Duty Free is once you go through customs, you're technically out of the country. You're not paying any tax, right? Yeah, legally, on the other side of customs, you're technically out of the country. You're not paying any tax, right? Yeah, legally, on the other side of customs, you're in international waters.

So you don't have to pay tax. So these things should all be 15% cheaper. Interesting, right? I've got two more for you. So this is the Clans. The Clans? It's like beauty products. The Hydra Essential Cream.

It's like a cream for your face. Clarins? Clarins. That's it. You can tell I've got a good skincare regime. They sell it at $72 at Duty Free in Auckland. For what product? For the essential cream.

Oh, yeah. The Hydra Essential Cream. How much? $72. At Duty Free? At Duty Free. And it's 20% cheaper than its retail price. So it's $90 at Life Pharmacy.

So that one is actually cheaper? That is cheaper. Right. Let's finish off with some alcohol because that's what we're all buying at duty free. Yeah, those things were nice, but they're all luxury items. I need the essentials. The essentials. We're buying some alcohol.

What about some Chardonnay? A bottle of wine. Who's buying wine at duty free? A bottle of wine. Who's buying wine at Duty Free? A bottle of wine. Go on then. Hey, Ellie's buying bubbles at Duty Free. That's all she drinks. I get that.

But a bottle of Chardonnay. She's the most extra 26-year-old I've ever met. Every time we go to an event. Toasties for lunch every day or me goring. But then whenever we go out, can I see the champagne list? Can I have some Moet? I love some Moet. So let's do a bottle of wine.

It retails at $24.99 at Liquorland. So technically, if you take the GST off that, it's $21.24. Duty free, it's $29. Yeah, okay. We're getting ripped off. It's all a schmooze. So what have we learned here? If you need yourself some new Clarins

face cream, book yourself a trip to Australia. Yeah, you'll save a ton. Good to know though. Yeah. Won't waste so much money coming through now. You know how they always try and rope you in too? They stand there and they go, hi sir, and they hand you a basket. This looks like you. You'd smell good with this.

Yeah, you stink after that flight. You need some Ralph Lauren polo. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I hate to say it, but Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. You're not having a good run. You know, if you say Facebook three times in a row, Mark Zuckerberg will appear.

Where is he then? Oh, see? They are not having a good run. They're really not having a good run at the moment in terms of, you know, stuff that they're sharing on their platforms, privacy policies, what's being posted, what's being taken down, what's being not taken down. Yeah. And they're under fire again because there's a story that's getting a bit of momentum at the moment and it has to do with the Breast Cancer Network

Australia who recently, it was yesterday actually, posted images to Facebook, which was for a campaign for breast cancer. And it was to promote awareness around breast cancer. It's a non-for-profit and they posted pictures of survivors who were topless, who have gone through breast cancer, and Facebook has decided that it wasn't appropriate and they've taken those images down. After the photos you showed me, they're not even like full topless. No.

They are covering their nips with cupcakes? Yeah, buns, I think. Buns. Yeah, buns from Baker's Delight. So it's all to do with, yeah, Baker's Delight. It's a campaign running through Baker's Delight where they're trying to raise awareness for breast cancer. Yeah.

And, yeah, Facebook have decided that it's inappropriate. So inappropriate, they're saying it's too rude? So according to Facebook, they were rejected because it breached the platform's partial nudity policy. God, they've had a bad run with this one. Which is a horrible timing because Channing Tatum, that image of Channing Tatum, is also going viral at the moment. That's the biggest picture online at the moment is the full naked Channing Tatum one. Where he's standing under the shower.

That image, however, has not breached the policy and has not been taken down. And both of his nips are out. That is correct. That is correct. When you look at it, I mean, they're both just the human body and any private parts are covered. But which one is, if you had to say, which one is ruder?

Let's be real. They're both partial nudity. Yeah. That's what they both are. And I mean, one is delicious to look at. The other, a great cause and also great to look at. It's the human body and it's raising awareness about something that's super important. And it's empowering and it's for charity. Exactly. God, they make some bad mistakes over there sometimes. To make it worse, apparently the Breast Cancer Council

said that they worked with Facebook before they posted these images. Yeah. And they were originally approved by Facebook. Because mums get this all the time. Like there might be a beautiful image of them and they might be breastfeeding or something in the image. And Facebook has been criticised before for this. Breastfeeding's not rude. No. It's a natural part of them and they might be breastfeeding or something in the image. And Facebook has been criticised before for this. Breastfeeding's not rude.

No. It's a natural part of life. It's a human, yeah, it is literally a human being giving life to another one. And you're encouraging that. Some women don't even

feed their kid. Like, they feel pressured to not feed their kid because they don't want to do it in public because of pressures like that, right?

Exactly, yeah. God. Okay. It's a hard one. Facebook, I think, and you know what? This is what pisses me off, especially being in this country a couple of weeks ago or months ago now when Facebook was the very platform that let a video with such horrific images

on their platform and yet they take down images like this. Facebook, you need to do better. You need to be better because this isn't good enough. Speaking of Facebook images, I would go and check ours if you can, if you've got a second. Speaking of. And our Instagram before it gets taken down.

Speaking of the Channing Tatum image, there's a further uncensored version. That's all I'll say. Yep. The image has been further uncensored.. That's all I'll say. The image has been further uncensored. I'm not sure if this one's going to stay up for too long. It's still on our platform at the moment. It's on our Instagram and it's on our Facebook.

And Facebook, uncensored version. Get in while you can. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Big day for you yesterday, Dean, at the Billboard Awards.

Have you recovered? Oh, my goodness, I have recovered. It was pretty wild, pretty epic. Still getting over the fact that Drake's security detail chased me down the street. I'm just getting over that. Other than that, yeah, fabulous. Well, you shouldn't try and touch him in public. We've told you.

Have we all seen the Madonna $5 million performance yet? Yeah, I've seen it. Have you seen it, Dean? Yes, I saw parts of it, yeah. What did you think? $5 million. There were holograms in there. What do you think?

I think that I would have paid about $5 for that. I'd want about a $4.5 million refund. Yeah. Shade. I'd want a credit. You're throwing shade at Madge. It's real awkward. Like, it's an awkward watch.

It was. Like, the bit where she gets that guy to spank her with the horse whip. Yeah. You've got to watch it for that reason alone. But, yeah, $5 million. God. Something else that's a bit awkward from the Billboard Awards is Taylor Swift. They're saying people are coming out and saying that she copied Beyonce's performance from Coachella.

They asked. Here's the thing. If you saw the Billboard Awards, Taylor opened the show with her new song, Me, which was really awesome. Everything was pastel coloured. And she came down these stairs in between a marching band with these big drums. They're banging drums. People, Beyonce fans, are now coming out saying that Taylor copied the idea from Beyonce's Coachella.

And actually, Beyonce also did it at the Super Bowl when she performed with Bruno Mars. That's right. So she was kind of in between bars. People need to remember, though, Beyonce did not invent bands. No, Beyonce did not invent marching bands. She didn't.

But she did just release her Netflix thing where it's that Coachella performance and she does it very well. When you see them side by side, they are very similar. It's like Taylor Swift's done a white version of what Beyonce did. Can you imagine Taylor Swift's camp though?

That Netflix thing literally came out what, a couple of weeks ago? Yeah. And this would have already been planned. They would have been like, oh, crap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the Coachella performance was a couple of years ago.

Also, you've got news, Dean, throwback news, that apparently a big deal celebrity turned down a lead role in that movie Speed. Yes, remember Speed was such a huge film, and I think there were a couple of other Speed backup franchise films, but obviously Sandra Bullock was incredible. Halle Berry has confessed that she was offered the role. Let me quote her. Wow.

She thought it was boring. She thought it was really boring about driving a bus around a car park, but actually when you saw it, it really was one of the best movies of the time. This is the thing though, people turn down roles and they regret it forever. I'll never forget the woman that left the Spice Girls. I reckon that it's still great to her. It would really get under her skin. Yeah, I reckon she'd be...

She was like, oh, this isn't going anywhere. Yeah, yeah. You'd be dirty about it. When you read the script to that, though, in fairness to Halle Berry, when you read the script, it would sound pretty boring. Yeah.

Yeah, but I can... Pretty boring. When you say Halle Berry, I can see Halle Berry playing that character at speed. Yeah, me too. I think her or Sandra Bullock. What's she doing these days? Yeah, where's Halle Berry at? She just did the new... Yeah, Halle Berry, I can see Halle Berry playing that character in Speed. Yeah, me too. I think her or Sandra Bullock. Yeah. What's she doing these days? Yeah, where's Halle Berry at? She just did the

new... Yeah, Halle Berry, yeah, oh my God, okay, I used to do her the other day. She's doing the new John Wick 3, okay, so she's the new, it's the most kick-ass role. She's, like, fighting, there's this wild dog, it's, like, so badass. It's coming out really, really soon. She's worked, obviously, with Keanu Reeves. Yeah, good, so she finally gets to work with

Keanu Reeves. Exactly. It's So she finally gets to work with Keanu Reeves. Exactly. It's come full circle, Dean. John Wick 3 or Speed 3. You can decide what it's called. She's a babe. End of story. Thank you, Dean McCarthy. That's live from Hollywood.

I've got some breaking news. Clint's farted. No, no. Not again. This is actually serious. I know we joke a lot. This is real breaking news. Okay, sorry. And it's happy breaking news too.

Okay, good. Jacinda Ardern's engaged. The Prime Minister's engaged. That's nice. It's just been revealed that... I literally was thinking about this yesterday. Yeah. Her fishing show husband...

About time. ...and former radio DJ, Clark Gayford... Well, actually, it doesn't say if he popped the question. It just says that they're engaged. He must have because she's been spotted wearing a diamond ring. And she has said before that she would never ask him. Yeah. She came out and...

She didn't want to. Yeah. Remember they criticised her for that? They're like, well, how can you be a feminist if you won't out in her own. She didn't want to. Yeah. Remember they criticised her for that? They're like, well, how can you be a feminist if you won't propose? She goes, I don't want to. Yeah. Anyway, breaking news. Oh, that's exciting for them.

Yeah, and you tried to make it about a fart joke. Shame. But you also did. Shame on you. You also did fart, so that was breaking news. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Don't get involved, Producer Ben. I love getting involved. That's Producer Ben, Producer Ellie'savitra. That's Producer Ben. Producer Ellie's here as well. Hello, guys. You guys come in once a week and present the high-low to us. We review the week.

I've got to be honest with you guys. I don't remember this week. It's been a good week. I don't remember any of it. Yeah. It's been a good week. It's gone fast. We had a week off, and now all of a sudden it's Friday.

I don't remember anything that happened. You're still on holiday mode. Maybe. I've had a rage blackout. Yeah. What happened to you? Nothing.'ve had a rage blackout. Yeah. What happened to you? Nothing. What's a rage blackout?

You've never heard of a rage blackout? What, where you get so angry that you forget what you're doing? Yeah. No. You go into a,

like a rage that's so intense that you can't remember it. Just for this relationship, you and I going forward, I just need to know, is that something that you have?

Like, I guess you wouldn't know. No, it is. So just need to know, is that something that you have? Like, I guess you wouldn't know. No, it is. So just watch yourself. Right, okay. Here's the high-low. This is a new video. Hey guys, welcome to another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows

where we give you all the highlights and lowlights of the week. This week, Game of Thrones was all the rage. So, of course, Brie decided to give her mum a call and leave mum a die feeling pretty low. Warning, fake spoilers ahead. I couldn't believe I did not see coming that Daenerys was going to die. Daenerys? She didn't die.

Yeah, she died. She fell off her dragon flying into battle. No, she didn't. Yeah, in episode four, the latest episode that's come out, she dies. Brianna, I haven't seen episode four. I've only seen episode three. For God's sake. Oh, my God. We get them early.

Are you kidding me? I've been watching that for nine years. I tell you what, I'm just about ready to get on a dragon and come over there. Taylor Swift released her new song Me last Friday, but this week Brie got to listen to it for the first time, and she had some interesting thoughts. First time hearing it. What's your first time opinion of it?

No blank space. Okay. I don't mind it. I like it because it's happy. It doesn't feel so, like, revenge-y. You know how her last album was very, like, you called me a snake so now i am i'm gonna stab ya that's not how it goes with the wrong chick i'm gonna stab ya oh i've stabbed

someone for less and now time for some highs unfortunately though they don't include anything from brie auckland so we've gone to you guys on the phones. So first up we've got Luke who played Battle of the Sexes this week to win a trip to Brisbane and he just had to answer this final question to win the game. How many males versus females are in the band

S Club 7? Luke. Luke. Luke is in. I'm going to go there is three females and two males. Luke, that's five. The band's called Esclops. Our next caller up was Parnia, and we're going to give her a 10 out of 10 for effort.

We're going to guess, based on just listening to you, whether your accent is real or whether your accent is fake. Hi, Parnia. Hello, how are you? Okay, what accent do you possess? I have a native accent. No, you don't. Sorry, I'm just a bit nervous.

I've never been on the radio. That's fake. I'm better safe. I'm quite defended, actually. Tell us the truth. Is that a fake accent? Yeah, it's a bit of a fake one. And our final caller came in pretty confident,

but unfortunately it did not work out well. One last one. Ava Price? Hello. Okay. Ava Price, where's your accent from? I'm from Britain. No, you're not.

No, you're not. Of course I'm not. I am. Hey, you sound like you're from London. Ava, what's the capital of England? Why would you ask me that? Oh, I remember now. It was quite a good week.

We had a bit of fun, didn't we? We laughed, didn't we? Oh, we laughed. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Brie and Clint's Battle of the Sexes. I've had a lot of fun with this this week. This has been a good time, and I love that no one goes home a loser in this game.

No, everybody gets something, but today the grand prize winner is taking home a trip to the NRL Magic Round. All 16 NRL teams, eight games played in one stadium, Suncorp, in Brisbane over four days. You'll be there with return flights for you and two people, four nights accommodation, and the full three-day pass to the NRL Magic Round. That's correct.

You've said it all. Our carryover champion is Chelsea. Hey, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. Hi. I'm rooting for you, Chelsea. I want you to win.

Thank you. I want you to win. Thank you. I want you too. You are our carryover champ, so you're skilled at this, but you need to get past Andrew. Hey, Andrew. Hi, Andy. Hi, guys. How are we?

Good, mate. We need you to turn that radio down. I am right now. Hold on. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hold on. Hello. Oh, my God, Andrew. I'm getting out of my car. I'm going to take a point off, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hold on. Oh my God, Andrew. I'm going to take a point off you in a minute. There he is.

There we go. Okay, cool. All right, Andy. You each get your own question, so you don't have to buzz in on these. Bree will ask Chelsea her questions. All the answers are male. I will ask you your questions, Andrew, and all the answers are female. Winner takes all.

Take it away, Brie. All right, Chelsea, here comes your first question. It is entertainment-based, and I need you to tell me which male artist sings this track. Ricky Martin. Oh, she screamed out Ricky Martin. Absolutely correct. Wouldn't be the first time someone's yelled out his name. Okay, Andrew, which female artist sings this song?

But if we keep holding on, I know we'll get back to the surface. Because it's worth it. Who's that? Come on, Andrew. Who's that? Come on, Andrew. Unfortunately, I'd have to have a complete guess for that one. Have one then. Go on.

Have a guess, Andy. If we keep holding on. Do what you've got to do. I'm going to say Rita Ora. Rita Ora is incorrect, buddy. Good guess, though. That was New Zealand's original X Factor winner, Jackie Thomas. Yeah, still nothing. Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Okay, no worries. Chelsea, here comes your second question. You're 1-0 up. All right, Chelsea. This question is a sport-based question. Which Olympic sprint champion made the move to football, or as some call it, soccer this year?

Olympic sprint champion. Oh, what was that bloke's name? The fast one? Yep. No, they would be fast. Usain Bolt? She's got it. Oh, is that right? That fast bloke, as you said.

Oh, okay. Yay. She's surprised herself. Surprised herself. Cool, you're 2-0 up. You can bring it back to 2-1 here, Andy. Your sport-based question. Which Silver Fern plays for the Adelaide Thunderbirds?

That'd be Maria Folau. Maria Folau is correct. Well done, Andy. You're back in it. 2-1. Chelsea, here comes your final question. So that means Chelsea can win it. Yeah, if she gets this right, then Andy can't claw it back.

Okay, Chelsea, here we go. Wild card question. Which Jonas brother was in the band DNCE? Nick? Which Jonas brother was in the band DNCE? Nick. It's not Nick. It's not Nick. It's Joe. Damn it.

That means game on here, Andy. You can draw a level and we'll have to go to tie break. Your wild card question. Who is the feature artist on Iggy Azalea's song Fancy? I'm so fancy. That's the part she sings. Yeah, yeah. He's a great singer, Andy, isn't he?

He is, you are good, Andy. You're really into it. From here to Tokyo. I'm thinking, hold on, hold on. I'm going to have to give you your three-second call here, Andy. Three, two, one. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj is incorrect.

Chelsea, you're going to Brisbane. That means we've got a winner. Yay, thank you. You're the one in the world. Oh, that's so exciting. Thank you, guys. Chelsea, it's you. Congratulations, mate.

Oh, yeah. Yay, thank you. That means producer Ellie and I are also going to Brisbane. Oh, that's so cool. I forgot about that part. You get to go too. We're coming with you, Chelsea. Oh, cool. Oh, that'll be's so cool. I forgot about that part. You get to go too. We're coming with you Chelsea. Oh cool.

That'll be fun. Yay. Damn you Andy. You don't go away empty handed though. We've got a signed Warriors jersey and some in season

tickets for you to go and watch the boys play too. Nice work. There you go. The girls are the supreme winners for Battle of the Sexes. That was a lot of fun.

God you guys are going to get some mischief in Brisbane too. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I just want to read you the headline of this story. Eve Wiley has spent the last 14 years building a relationship with the man she thought was her biological father. Okay.

15 years, did you say? 14 years. She's been 14 years. How old is she? She's 31. Okay, so she only met her dad later in life? Exactly. So let me break it down for you what happened.

Yeah, go on. Her mum and her dad couldn't conceive a child. Gotcha. So they were trying to conceive a child at an IVF clinic and they were trying to use, you know, obviously the sperm from her husband, but it didn't work. Yeah. So they then sought after a donor, which is Steve,

which is the guy that she met later on in life when she was 15. Okay. And she spent the last 14 years with what she thought was her biological donor dad, Steve. Getting to know him. Getting to know him. Yeah. He spends Christmas with them.

She says, I love you to him. That's great because I can't imagine what it would be like to not know who your real father was. So if she was able to do that, good for her. So she found him. He actually even officiated at her wedding. Beautiful. Recently. Two dads.

Great, great time. It was after the wedding that her and her husband were looking through their family history. They decided that they'd use genetic testing to find more family. Yep. Not because of anything to do with their dad. They weren't expecting any surprises. They were just doing this as something that they wanted to do. Oh no, I think I know what's going to happen. When the results came back that Steve, who she

thought was her biological dad, wasn't listed as her real father. He wasn't listed at all. Yep. He was nowhere to be seen on Ancestry.com, linked to her. Yep.

It has now come out uh since all of this that her real biological dad is the fertility doctor that inseminated her mother and delivered her as a baby you are kidding me are you serious oh, I've got something for you there. Hang on. So now it's going through the courts. At first the fertility doctor that apparently he was really well known within this small town and everyone trusted him mixed

his... He was using his own stuff. He was using his own and he mixed it. What a psychopath. There's not heaps of details as to why yet, but it's all going through the courts at the moment. What an absolute narcissist. Can you? That is insane.

So what about even this poor guy, Steve, who thought he was the donor. Yeah. And then has spent 14 years getting to know what he thought was his biological daughter. Awful. Awful situation. Horrible. Better than what I thought you were going to say. I thought you were going to say her and her new husband did some research and they found out they were brother and sister.

Oh, God, yeah. I thought that's the way it was going to go. They bonded as people who are both IVF babies and they found out Steve was both of their dads. This is still pretty horrible. This is still pretty horrible. Crazy. Like, I can't believe this kind of stuff actually happens. Hell of a family secret.

What a family secret. Yeah. And you don't have to keep it a secret, but you might. You just might decide to keep it to yourself. I mean, it's news now, so this is not going to be a secret. There are these sort of things within every family in the world. Stuff like this happens.

I can't remember, I think it was, I can't remember who, but someone famous, I remember, ended up finding out that who they thought was their sister growing up was actually their mum. That happens a lot. Happens quite often, yeah.

It happens a lot in New Zealand as well. One of my mates, she found out what she thought was her biological brother was actually her half brother. Because there was an extra dad? They had a different dad. But growing up... Did mum do some cheating? Growing

up, she thought that they were full brother and sister. Did mum do some cheating? I don't know the exact details. Okay, 0800DIALZM. This could be a juicy one. And please don't feel the need to share anything too traumatic. No. What's the family secret?

What did you find out? And it can be anything. Yeah. And I'd love to know how you found out. It doesn't have to be a paternity thing. No. Your family secret can be anything. What was the family secret you found out?

0800DIALZM. Or you can text us on 9696. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. This has opened up a can of worms. Family secrets. What have you found out that's been held a family secret? Yeah. There's a woman who found out she didn't know who her biological father was.

She thought it was a sperm donor. And she found that man and then spent 15 years getting to know him as her biological father only to find out now that he's not her father and in fact her father is the doctor that inseminated her mum. He did the old switcheroo. Disgusting, but also, whoa, holy crap. We're getting incredible family secrets come through. Let's go to Christy first.

Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. What's your family secret? So when I was 10, I moved with my mum back to New Zealand from Australia and I was introduced to my brother that I had never met before and then after that I found out that he was also my cousin.

How? So first my auntie and my dad had a child together and then years later my dad obviously went after her sister and had me. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Buzzy. I know. I can't believe that guy. Whoa, that's crazy. Okay, cool. Give us the next one. Someone said they found out that their brother and sister, they're actually their uncle's kids.

So they're actually not their brother and sister, they're cousins. Oh's kids. So they're actually not their brother and sister. They're cousins. Oh, yeah. Yep. Hi, Destiny. Hi, how are you? Good. What's the family secret?

So basically one day we were watching Missing Pieces and my mum just turned around and went, oh, you should go on there. And we kind of were a bit confused, thought she was joking. And then she goes, oh, you've got two other brothers from your father. What? They weren't meant to tell you until you were 18. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my God.

And since then, have you found them? So my dad's kind of avoided the whole subject. And I have no idea if it's true or where they are or anything. How chill is your mum, though, just watching TV3 missing pieces and she's like, oh, actually, guess what? Just casually, eh? Mum, this isn't millionaire hot seat. Like, you know what I mean?

Yeah. God, that's crazy. Do you want a few more texts? Yeah, definitely do. There's someone on the text machine. They said, I found out my dad had been having an 18-year-long affair. I was 17 when I found out at the time. So you could have brothers and sisters that you don't know about as well.

Exactly. Someone else has texted through family secrets. They said, my dad told us that my sister had committed suicide and six years later she contacted me out of the blue and was very much alive. That's messed up. That's horrible. Because your dad obviously knew that she didn't commit suicide.

So why would he say that? Why would you say that? That's terrible. Also, when they showed up, you go, ah, a zombie. Can you imagine getting that Facebook message? Yeah. You wouldn't believe it. You'd think it was some kind of hoax.

No, you'd be like, who is this? Right, there you go. It's crazy. Like we said, every family out there has some kind of secret, and it was good learning a few of them this afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hit it, Ben.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. ZM. Hit it, Ben. Tell the people how the one second song challenge works, Brie. Essentially, we've got 20 seconds to guess as many songs as we can based off one second of a song. Yeah, we get the same songs as each other, so it's completely fair. One of us goes into a soundproof room while the other one does it. I'll just leave now. No, I want some more confidence from you. I don't want this defeatist attitude.

No, I'm the type of person, when I know I've done good, I know. But when I know I'm crap, I can own it. Yeah, but get your head in the game, mate. Like, come on. I'll give it my best. Yeah, good. I'm never not going to try. Because you're playing for somebody as well.

Let's welcome to the show Tia. Hi, Tia. Hi. Here at JBL Live, voice-activated headphones up for grabs. These things are great. They've got Alexa, Google Assistant. Very, very cool. They're sleek.

They're sexy. Choose Brie. Get Brie to play for you. And if she wins, you'll get yourself the headphones. Tia, do yourself a favour. Don't choose me. Who do you want to play for you, Tia?

I'll go with Clint. Good idea, Tia. Good idea. No, that's okay. You don't have to be sorry. That means Grace. I'm so sorry, Grace. You get Brie, okay?

If Brie wins this, you get the headphones. Wait. I'm going to really try though, Grace. I promise, okay? What do you want? Thank you. What's going to make you feel good? Going first or going second?

I'll go second. You want to go second? Okay. We'll just wait for her to leave the room. She's stepping into a soundproof area. And when she's gone, we'll kick this off. Okay, 20 seconds. As many songs as we can handle, right, producer Ellie?

Correct, and you can pass if you like, and you give me name of the artist or the song. Let's do it, Ben. S Club 7. Correct. Lil Nas. Correct. Taylor Swift. Correct.

Skip. Shut Up Your Face. Correct. Carly. Correct. Duh. Billie Eilish. Correct.

Oh! Did you hear that last one? Nah, I yelled over it. Oh, no. All right. Bree, in you come. It's a good round this week, Bree. It's really good.

Yeah. You got this. You're allowed to pass, and you can give me artist or song title, all right? Okay. Okay, Ben, when you're ready. Oh, here we go. Pass. Billy Ray Cyrus.

Correct. Taylor Swift. Correct. Emily Sandi. Correct. Joe Dolce. Correct. Taylor Swift. Correct. Emily Sandi. Correct. Joe Dolce. Correct. Can we just talk?

Pass. Duh. Billie Eilish. Correct. Oh! Did you hear that? That's Khalid. That is incorrect.

Oh, damn it. Damn it. Oh, damn it. The talk one that you were singing was Khalid, though incorrect Damn it Damn it Damn it The talk one that you were singing Was Khalid though Yeah Damn it Yeah Yeah

This is I don't know who's taken this out Oh the first one I knew as well But I just panicked What was that? Starts with an S And ends with Club 7 We got the flow

Yeah Yeah So The score there. Yeah, give it to me. Actually, hang on. Do you need some time? No, no. Sorry.

As we all know, my maths is very poor, but Clint has done it by one song. Just one. What was the score? It was 6-5. 6-5. Yeah. Good work. You were really close.

Oh, don't give me your pity good work. You did a good job. You did a really good job, but not good enough. Tia, we've got a pair of JBL Live headphones for you. Congratulations. Thank you. Nice work, Tia. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

You ready for this? I'm never ready. I feel bad that you're so down on it this week. This one, I'm actually really embarrassed. Are you? Yeah. Can we still do it though? Hey, it's all about, you know, self-deprecation.

It's about giving it a go. And it's about, you know, giving it a crack. So we can do it? Yeah, we'll do it. Yes. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-okey. I love Friday-okey. It's the best. Now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Those are all real endorsements from real people who love the segment. They love the segment.

100% accurate and real. Ever since Mama Di set this thing alight with her cover of Ariana Grande. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair?

Gee, thanks. Just bought it. We can only dream of being this good one day, right? I got it. I can tell that the producers have listened to them this week. And yeah, producer Ben is laughing at me. Look, we all have, we all have, I haven't heard yours.

You haven't heard mine. We all have bum weeks. Remember when I tried to do Katy Perry? You're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you're no. You're in, then you're out. You're up, then you're down. You're wrong, then you're...

It can't be worse than that. Debatable. It's on par, I'd say. This week, we're taking on a Mario classic, Let Me Love You. And admittedly, it was my choice. Definitely not in my range. This is how you participate, New Zealand in Friday Okie.

You listen to both. You need to hear both before you do anything. And then we want you to decide which is the best. No. Which is the least worst. Yeah, and so by default the best. Which is the best? We're not calling it the best. Who's the best? Who's the best singer on the show?

Who's the best? You've gotten so competitive. I have. Like, you're practising in your car. I've seen you, like, rehearsing in the studio. Yeah, well, maybe you should try it. Look, I know you're nervous. I know you're uncomfortable. So you can decide whose gets played

first. Yours. They both have to get played. I don't know if I'm ready to have mine played. You want me to go first? Yeah. By the way, mine is not good either. Trust me, it will be better than mine. Okay, this is my attempt at Friday Oki. Mario, let me love you.

Baby, I just don't get it Do you enjoy being hurt? I know you smell the perfume The makeup on his shirt You don't believe his stories You know that they're all lies Bad as you are, you stick around And I just don't know why If I was your man, are, you stick around And I just don't know why If I was your man, baby you

Never worry about what I do I'll be coming home back to you Every night, doing you right You're the type of woman, deserves good things Fist full of diamonds, hand full of rings Baby you're a star, I just wanna show you You are, you're a star. I just wanna show you who you are. You should let me love you. Let me

be the one to give you everything you want and need. Oh baby, good love and protection. Make me your selection. Show you the way love's supposed to be.

Oh baby, you should let me love you, love you, love you. So, you know. We don't need to play mine. I think we've got the winner. Let's move on from Friday Oaky. No, we have to play your one. No, we don't. We have to play your one.

No, we don't. I'm saying you win. We don't have to play it. Oh, no. I'm going to play it. It's no. I'm going to play it. It's bad. I'm going to play it. This is Breeze Friday, Oki.

Can I say how much auto-tune was on yours? None. Just a bit of reverb. Oh, come on. This is... Ellie's saying there was a lot of... How much auto-tune's on yours? Hey, not enough.

Okay. Here we go. Here we go. We're doing this together. Here's Bree. Hey, not enough. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. We're doing this together. No. Here's Breeze Friday, Oki. Oh, no. Get it? Do you enjoy being hurt? I know you smell the perfume The makeup on his shirt

You don't believe his stories You know that they're all lies Bad as you are You stick around And I just don't know why If I was your man, baby, you Never worry about what I do I'll be coming home back to you every night doing you right

You're the type of woman serves good thing this full of diamond handful of rings, baby. You're a star I just wanna show you you are you should let me love you Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need. Baby, good love and protection. Make me your selection. Show you the way love's supposed to be. Baby, you should let me love you, love you, love you. Wait, is that Sia?

Love you. Was that Sia? Was that Sia doing an Australian cover of Mario? It wasn't that bad. I'm nearly crying. It wasn't that bad. I'm so embarrassed. It was good. It was at least as good as mine. That was me trying.

Yours was so much better. Here's what you need to know. We both had 15 minutes only with a producer. Yeah, there might be a bit of auto-tune in there, but that's up to you if you want to use your 15 minutes to use some auto-tune. Now you decide. 0800 dial ZM.

We need three votes. Who wins Friday Oki this week, you or me? I think let's just give it to you. We'll find out straight after this. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And yes, this week I chose the song because I believe that maybe it suited me. It would cater to your voice. Because that's it, right?

You do the competitive advantage. Of course you do. Which is why when you choose an Iggy Azalea song, which should suit you, and then I win with it, I get it. It might rock your confidence a little bit. Mate, it's not about that. I know I'm horrific. Five.

We don't need to look at the text, okay? Ignore all the text. Can I say, though, I really appreciate the support on the text machine for me this week because I'm actually really embarrassed. Well, you made all of us believe that yours was going to be a lot worse than it actually was. It wasn't great. It's Mario, let me love you. No, it's not.

It was fine. Yours sounded like this. Baby, you should let me love you, love you, love you, love you. Sounds like a Lady Mario to me. Sounds like someone who's had a pack of darts. And mine sounded like this. Now, this might surprise some people listening. Neither of us are professional singers. I know, it's shocking.

I know, weird, eh? Weird. Five calls is how we find a winner. What's the score, by the way, in Friday Oaky? You're smashing me, I'm pretty sure. No, it's 2-1. It's 2-1. I won Savage Garden and Iggy Azalea,

and you won Katy Perry. We've only done three weeks of this? Jeez. So get our first vote. Chelsea, hi, welcome to the show. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. Who's got it? Okay, I'm going for Bree. She hit me to the show. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. Who's got it?

Okay, I'm going for Bree. She hit me in the feels. She had the most emotion. See, I told you you were in this. I appreciate that, Chelsea. I'll take a pity vote. Yeah, I don't want to lose this, but yeah, good on you, Chelsea. Hi, Joanne.

Hi, Joanne. Hi. Who's got it, me or Bree? I think I'm going to go for Clint, but mainly because I think the song just sounds better with a male singing it. Yeah, that's fair enough. No, that's fair enough. And let's be real, you were way better.

Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi there. First of all, do you enjoy Friday Oki? Is this something you can see yourself getting into? Actually, it's the first Friday I've listened to it. Oh, that's great.

Okay. Welcome along. Who's the winner of this week's Friday Okie? Brie or myself? It has to be Brie. I'm so sorry, but it really touched my heart. Oh, big love to you, Michelle. Okay.

I feel like me and some of the bad singers of New Zealand are bounding together. Let's go to a nine-year-old's opinion. Bounding? You mean banding together? Banding together. Let's get a nine-year-old's opinion. Bounding? You mean banding together? Banding together. Let's get a nine-year-old's opinion. It's two to one in favour of Bree.

Lincoln, who's your vote for Friday Oki this afternoon? Hi, Lincoln. I am voting for Clint because me and mum, we're in the car on our way home

and we were singing along to Clint. Okay. Nice work, Lincoln. I really appreciate it. Mate, you have a great weekend. One more vote. I can't believe I've gotten two votes, to be honest. I'm happy with that.

It's two all. We're going to tie break. All right, let's go to Deanna. Deanna. The final vote. Who wins Friday Oaky this week? I'm going to have to go with Clint. Story of my life.

That's okay, Deanna. It's all right. And why? Why have you made that decision, Deanna? I think you just kind of suited the song. You're pretty good, but I think I was just more of a player. There we go. All right.

Thanks, everybody. Hey, thanks for bearing with us. Thanks for being a part of that. Good news is you get to choose next week's song. Oh, I need to pick something that's in my range. So, nothing. Maybe Rebecca Black Friday. There you go.

That's Friday Oki. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. We need a good one for a Friday. Yes, we do. Come on. And I can tell we're going to get one today. Jo, hi.

Hi, Jo. Hi. What's your birthday? July 3rd, 1983. Okay, Jo, you were 16 in 1999 on the 3rd of July, and back in the 90s, this was number one. Oh, side and side. Oh. Vida loca. on the 3rd of July and back in the 90s, this was number one. Yeah.

Oh, that gets my motor running. How do you feel, Jo? It's different. It's different. It's different. Jo's not loving it. You don't like it. It's a good one.

It's a good one. I like it. Yeah, cool. Hey, That's a good one. I like it. Yeah, cool. I just finished watching that Assassination of Gianni Versace, that TV show that won all the awards. He's in it. Ricky Martin's in it. He plays Versace's boyfriend.

He's amazing. Really? He's so good. Yeah. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. What's your birthday?

26th of August, 1981. Okay, Michelle, you were 16 in 1997 on the 26th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Oh! Oh! Two in a row. Men in Black 4 is set to come out very soon with Chris Hemsworth. Yeah.

You like it, Michelle? I like it. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Big Gay Al's out it. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Big Gay Al's out there. He hates men in black. Why do you hate it?

Why do you hate men in... Weird. I've never heard anybody say that. And Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hi. What's your birthday? 20th of August, 79.

Okay, Kieran, you were 16 in 1995 on the 20th of August, and this was number one. A triple. Three rock-solid birthday bangers. You're lucky if you get two. In fact, some days you're lucky if you get one. We just got three. Kieran, you get TLC Waterfalls.

It's okay. Ah, again,. Kieran, you get TLC, Waterfalls. It's okay. Ah, again. What? Again? Not like this. Actually, I'd probably go for Men in Black. Okay, cool. That's good.

That's good to know. Good to know. Weird. Weird. I like all of those songs. I like all of them as well. You know what I want? I don't know why.

I'm in a TLC mood. Are you? Yeah. I know it's not a banger, but why. I'm in a TLC mood. Are you? Yeah. I know it's not a banger, but it's a sing-along. Okay. Yeah. I'm just putting it out there.

I'm either Men in Black or Live in the Vita Loka all the way. It's one or the other. That's fine. Just so you know, if we go to our producers for a vote, we're not going to producer Ellie. All right? I think we should go to producer Ellie. I'm making the call.

No, don't. We'll be here all day. No, she's ready to make a decision. You need to make a vote first. I'm voting men in black. You're voting men in black. I'm voting waterfalls. Producer Ellie, you can vote from all three.

Which birthday banger are we playing today? Ricky Martin. Oh, wow. Boom. I'm happy. That is the most decisive you've been in your entire life. Let's do it. Yeah, it's good. Hey, Jo, we're playing your birthday Ricky Martin. Oh, wow. Boom. I'm happy. That is the most decisive you've been in your entire life. Let's do it. Yeah, it's good.

Hey, Jo, we're playing your birthday banger even though you don't like it. Sorry, Jo. It's like on TLC. Goodbye. She's into superstitions Like cats and voodoo dolls I feel a premonition

That girl's gonna make me fall. She's in some new sensations, new kicks in the candlelight. She's got a new addiction for every day and night. She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. She'll make you take your clothes off And go dancing in the rain

She'll make you live a crazy life But she'll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain Upside inside out She's living la vida loca She'll push and pull you down Living la vida loca Her lips are devil red She'll push and pull you down. Living la vida loca.

Her lips are devil red. And her skin's a color mocha. She will wear you out. Living la vida loca. Living la vida loca. She's living la vida loca. She's living la vida loca. Welcome to New York City. In a funky cheap hotel. She took my heart and she took my money.

She wants to slip me a sleeping pill. She never drinks the water mix. She orders fresh champagne. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll never be the same. They should make you go insane. Right! Upside inside out, she's living la vie de la caisse. She'll push and pull you down Living la vida loca

Her lips are devil red And her skin's a color mocha She will wear you out Living la vida loca Living la vida loca She's living la vida loca I know God She'll make you take your clothes off And go dancing in the rain She'll make you live a crazy life

But she'll take away your pain Like a broiler to your brain Come on! Upside inside out, she's living la vida loca. She'll push and pull you down, living la vida loca. Her lips are devil red, and her skin's a color mocha. She will wear you out, living la vida loca. See you next time. She's a color mocha She will wear you out She's living la vida loca She's living la vida loca

She's living la vida loca She's living la vida loca Come on! Come on! Come on! I take it back. That was the right choice for Birthday Banger today. Thank you, producer Ellie. Very well done.

And a fun fact, more people have broken a hip to that song than any other. So you've got to trust your gut more often, Ellie. You weren't indecisive this time. You just went for it and it was the right decision. That was better than TLC. My mum, Mama Di, would have been fizzing for that at home. She went to see Ricky Martin in concert, I think it was last year or the year before.

Oh, yeah. And she was sitting near the front, but not quite. She was sitting halfway back. And at one point she was dancing and she just kept getting closer and closer to the stage because she's obsessed with Ricky Martin. Security took her away. It's not her fault.

It's the magnetic energy of Ricky Martin's hips. But that is, wow. She kept yelling out when he had done his encore, more, more, we want more. And security was like, you need to go home. Got it. You know, I met him a couple of years ago. So recently.

He's very attractive. He's still very attractive. But if you interview Ricky Martin, and I interviewed him, Ricky has to be lit in a very specific way. So if you're coming in to interview him, the lighting has to be approved by his team because Ricky needs to look like Ricky at all times. And they don't allow any lighting on you.

So Ricky looks a million dollars. And you look like crap. You look like Gollum in a cave who's asking him some questions from a dark part of the world. Our winner of Birthday Banger today also scores themselves a $50 Grab One voucher. They are sponsoring Birthday Banger at the moment, so thank you very much to Grab One. And congrats on that Ricky Martin classic as well.

$50 to go and spend. Joe has picked up that Grab One voucher. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. So did you get this? Are you on the Auckland Lime Scooter database? I got an email from the manager of Lime Auckland. I should be.

Yeah, you use Lime. Yeah, I use them. They're spreading out around the country. And it's not just them. There's going to be lots of them soon. There's the Waves as well. Yep. Onzo, those bikes, they're going to do scooters as well.

Are they? Well, they should. They've got the network and stuff already. Anyway, Lime are changing the rules. As the market leader, they've decided to take the initiative. Also, because I think they're worried they're going, they should. They've got the network and stuff already. Anyway, Lime are changing the rules. As the market leader, they've decided to take the initiative. Also because I think they're worried they're going to get banned. Because lots of like... Yeah, well, it makes sense.

Lots of people have had crashes and stuff. So they're trying to make it a bit safer. Some new rules coming out with Lime. No double liming. Right. So no, you can't lime with a friend on the back. It is pretty dangerous. Yeah, but having done it, it's also pretty fun.

Especially if you've got an unco friend. Yeah. You know? What would you do? Because I've done it with a friend and he's quite a bit shorter and smaller than me. Would you put the small guy on the back or the front? Yeah, I don't know.

I'd get the big guy to drive and get the small guy hanging off the back. Yeah, of course you want someone to stand behind you. All right. All right. Hold me tender. Hold me tight. I could have picked that from you.

You've got that written all over you. I don't know. I don't know how they're going to police. I don't know how they're going to police no double liming because you can't put a weight limit on it. You can't have it go, beep, beep, beep, beep. There are two people on this lime. Because what if there's one?

How offensive would that be if you got on a lime and it said there were two people on there and it was just you? But police can pull you over. Yeah. Can they? Is that the highlight of your policing career, if you're pulling over someone with a lime scooter? You're like, I went to police college for this shit.

Also, this is the big one. Lime are trying to get rid of drunk liming. This is so important. Yeah. Yep. You don't agree with it? No it no it is important but i've also drunk limed yeah see i think that's really wrong yeah because not only could you hurt yourself you could cause an accident that could hurt other people yeah but if you're like in the viaduct and it's like and you run into someone you could break their neck yep yeah yeah yeah yes you're right okay in principle you're right um this is how lime has proposed to ban drunk liming you know when you scan the barcode on it with your phone yeah it takes you through a screen and it says lime unlocked that sort of

thing before it unlocks it it's going to go to a different screen on your phone because if it's night time and this is only going to happen if it's night time because that's when they think you're going to be drunk, it's going to come up and say, you need to be safe when you're liming. Have you been drinking? If you have, are you in a safe state to be able to ride this lime? And to activate the lime,

you have to be able to type in the letters Y-E-S. And if you can do that. But some people are really good at that. Some people are very good at drunk texting. Some people aren't. Like if you can't even write Y-E-S, hell no, you shouldn't be on a line. But I just don't think it's that foolproof of breath testing system. Imagine all these people, they'll be texting people just, yes, yes.

They're like, why wasn't this live working? One of the greatest food inventions ever, I would say, the lasagna. What is so good about the lasagna? Oh, what's not good about it? No, I know, but I want you to tell me what's so good about it. I feel like it's spaghetti, but you can eat it like, differently, so with a knife and fork, and it's easier to eat. That's how you describe it? I was going for like, the

melted cheese on top, the sheets of pasta, the deliciously fragrant spiced mints inside it, that sort of thing. And the white sauce. Yeah, there we go. In a real lasagna. It's like pasta that you can eat with a fork.

That's what makes it lasagna, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, hey, you eat pasta with a fork as well? That's what I'm saying. Anyway. Yeah, yeah. Someone has messed with the recipe. Yeah.

And we've all seen the eggplant lasagnas and the other different variations. I quite like an eggplant lasagna. Which aren't too bad. Yeah. Chicken lasagna? Do you vibe a chicken lasagna? Don't mind it. Yeah.

Because it still holds the key ingredients, the sauces and the cheese. Sheets of pasta. Exactly. There's a post that's going viral on Twitter at the moment, and a person by the name of Arista Fabibi has posted it after someone at their office brought in a vegan lasagna. Yep. Which is fine because I make a lot of vegan food and you could make a good vegan lasagna. You do a good vegan shepherd's pie.

Exactly. So I don't doubt. Vegans are very creative too. They have to be. There's vegan cheese. You could make a really good vegan lasagna. This person, I believe, has destroyed the name of a lasagna. Okay, lay it on me.

They have constructed, oh my God, I can't believe I'm saying this, a lasagna out of lettuce, tomato and carrot. What? They have layered lettuce, tomato, carrot, lettuce, tomato, carrot And they have constructed a salad lasagna That is bizarre That is bizarre As a salad, as a fresh salad, that looks quite nice

But you're asking for trouble You know what you're doing? You know what that is? That's vegan cultural appropriation. Exactly. You've taken an Italian dish and you've bastardized it. I have nothing against vegan foods. I quite enjoy vegan foods. That is not a vegan lasagna, though.

That's not a vegan lasagna. That is a salad stacked on top of each other. That is someone taking a piss. That's a four-story salad. I love how angry we're both getting. That is bullshit, whatever that is. I'm not impressed. We're on the same page. Don't worry. Honestly, it's gotten 70-story salad. I love how angry we're both getting. That is bullshit, whatever that is. I'm not impressed. We're on the same page, don't worry.

Honestly, it's gotten 70,000 likes. People are not happy. Brie and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. I don't want to alarm anybody, but NASA have revealed that there's an asteroid on the way. What, like Armageddon Bruce Willis style? Just like Armageddon Bruce Willis style.

In fact, thank God Armageddon Bruce Willis is still alive because we might need to call on him yet. For those too young to understand that reference, Bruce Willis, there was an asteroid coming for Earth and Bruce Willis flew out to it in a spaceship and sacrificed himself to blow the asteroid

up with a bomb. No, but there was a twist. Yeah. He was on the spaceship trying to blow it up with his daughter's boyfriend. Yeah, Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck was going to stay, but at the last minute, Bruce Willis jumped in there and stayed. So Ben and, I think it was Liv Tyler?

Yeah. Could live forever. Oh, great movie. Happily ever after. That's a total spoiler. You won't be able to watch it now. We've given away what happens. But great movie.

Anyway, there's an asteroid on the way. Back to reality. NASA have revealed that in 2029, so only 10 years away, an asteroid will make, and this is their words, a pants-wettingly-close flyby of Earth. So it'll be a show. How do they know? How do they know that Like, how do they know

that something that far away, it's still 10 years away from reaching here, how do they know that it's not going to just smack straight into Earth? How do they know it's going to miss us?

Mate, physics. Oh, right. They're saying pants wettingly close. I don't consider it that close. It's going to come within 31,000 kilometres of Earth. Ah!

Is that a lot? Ah! Is that a lot? It's enough that it may hit some satellites. Oh, God. Doesn't have a catchy name. Imagine, imagine for a second if this asteroid hit the moon. Imagine if that happened. Yeah, that would be unfortunate.

That would change planet Earth. Yeah, it would ruin planet Earth because we'd lose all our tides yeah wait how does the moon control that gravity really the gravitational pull of the moon affects the tides i think if you ask any more questions i'm gonna start lying uh a couple more details for you it's timely nasa actually this are about to do a drill for an asteroid like this, but it hits Earth. So the one that's going to fly past us is 340 metres across or roughly the size of Mount Eden if you're in Auckland. That's the size of the asteroid.

Fairly decent asteroid. Pretty big. They're doing a simulation where an asteroid 200 metres across, so about half the size, hits Earth. Where? Whereabouts in Earth? They're simulating Denver, Colorado. Okay. And a 200 metre asteroid.

Poor Denver. Yeah, enough to destroy all of Denver, Colorado. They said if a 200 metre asteroid hit Earth, it would have the impact of 34,000 Hiroshima bombs. Yeah. But just Denver. Just Denver. Yeah.

That's all right. Just evacuate all of Denver. Imagine if it hit somewhere in the ocean. That would be like a gigantic tsunami. Yeah, it would be a gigantic tsunami. Wouldn't it? See, that is terrifying. That is terrifying.

And I don't know what NASA has planned, but if movies have taught us anything... Seriously, call Bruce Willis. He'll save us. Him and Ben Affleck. Oh, Bruce is already dead. He died in Armageddon. Sixth Sense.

Oh, yeah. And Armageddon. Die Hard. No, he lived. No, he lived And Armageddon. Die Hard. Nah, he lived. Nah, he lived? I don't know, I haven't seen it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. If you thought producer Ellie putting her AirPods through the washing machine was an

AirPod disaster, I've got news for you. Yeah. It gets a lot worse than that. Did they survive? I know you dried them out and they were working. She still used them, I think. Are they still working, your earpods? Yeah, they're still working fine.

Maybe earpods are waterproof. And guess what? The story I'm about to tell you and the earpod in question, what it's gone through is still working. I don't know if I would use this one, though. Okay, sure, yeah. So there's a man in Taiwan who had his earpods in and he fell

asleep on his bed. He woke up and he was missing one. He couldn't find it. He looked everywhere for this AirPod, could not find it, looked under the bed, looked in the bed, everywhere. He only had one AirPod. Yeah. He goes, well, that's weird. It's gone. He decided to use the app on your phone, the AirPod finder. Yes. Or I think it's on the case. Is it on the case? You use the Find My AirPods. Find My AirPods.

Find My iPhone. It's in there. Yeah. Because you can make the AirPods make noise. Yes, exactly. So you can make the AirPods make noise so you can find it. Anyway, on the app, it said that it was somewhere in his room. That's where it said that it was somewhere in his room. That's where it said that the

AirPod was. So he started using the sound feature and he could hear it. He was like, I can hear this bloody AirPod. Where is it? He thought he could hear it in the bed. He kept looking around until he realised the sound of the missing AirPod was coming from his stomach.

What? He'd eaten it? He'd accidentally swallowed it somehow when he'd fallen asleep with the air pod still in his ears. Yes. Cool. He then freaked out and thought, what the hell am I going to do? He had no discomfort.

He didn't feel like he had swallowed anything big. He just realized that this air pod was sitting inside his stomach. He went to the doctors and they took an x-ray and they said, the air pod is currently in your digestive tract. On its way down. On its way down. They said, you're going to need to try and pass it. Oh, yeah.

So they gave him a laxative and good for Ben. Good news. He's passed it. He air pooed. And good for Ben. Good news. He's passed it. He air pooed. He air pooed. Yep. And the air pod still works. Wow.

It's a little bit brown. It still works. How does he know it still works? Because he's tried it. Look how brown it is. Oh, that is disgusting. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast.

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