ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – May 4th 2021

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

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Howdy, Cobber, and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Anastasia, what are you doing out there? Are you actually vaping out there? Wait, put a microphone on. It is on. Is that better? What are you doing? You've gone mad.

Wait, can you hear anything? Wait, listen real carefully. She's not doing anything. Oh. I thought you'd play the sound effect! Oh, well I didn't need to because she's actually vaping. I mean, I can... There it is. Yeah.

Yeah. You've turned your mic off. There you are. Sorry. Producer Ben's away today and he normally pushes the buttons, so we're a little bit one-armed. I thought you couldn't hear me at the start, so I put another button on.

Oh, right. That's always the answer, more buttons. Yeah. Press everything. Press everything. You've done a great job out there holding things together, Anastasia. Yeah, with your sidekick, Joel. Thank you, Joel, as well.

We had a phone line go down, so he couldn't actually do much. You've killed it. You've absolutely crushed it. Huge curveball in the system, but it happens. Look, Joel has stepped onto the plate today. He's 21 years old. This is the big time. This is the big leagues.

Washes his sheets. No, don't reveal it. Don't reveal it. Don't reveal it. You'll hear how many times a year Joel washes his sheets in the show. I was just going to say, it's been a very exposing show for Joel. Like, you've had to share a lot of yourself with the country today. After doing that, are you sure a career in radio is still what you want?

Oh, I was just, Anastasia said, like, just expand everything, like, exaggerate it just for good radio. I was kidding. I actually do, I do wash, whatever number I said in the actual thing, I wash them times, like, times three or four. B.S. whatever number I said in the actual thing. I call. I watch them times like times three or four. So yeah. Whatever number I said just times that by three or four.

And that's, that's the actual number. Yeah, sure it is. I believe that. I've got, I've got a bit of business that I need to talk about on here. Absolutely. Can I just offer you a, just before we, I just need to offer you, because we might not have him tomorrow. Right. So I just want to address Joel, and then we can move on.

I heard an outrageous... This is probably the most important thing we're going to talk about, I think. It is. That is? Yeah. Okay. All right. No, all right.

I'm all ears. This is pretty big. It'll need an announcement, though. Yeah, it will need an announcement. I would like to read out an email that I received today. About Joel? No, no, not about Joel. Right. today. About Joel? No, not about Joel. But if you can give me receive this email today.

Hi Bree. I'm pleased to let you know that due to the number of flights you have taken over the past 15 months, you are being allocated one of the KORU memberships the company received from Air New Zealand. This will be effective the 1st of April.

Thanks so much. She's not lying. I'm dead ass serious. The company's giving you a free Kuru membership. And also, quite commonly, this is common knowledge, Kuru membership comes with a plus one. So every time she travels, guess who she's taking? Me.

Anastasia. Yeah. The other guy. The guy that comes after Bree and. No. Okay, let me start this off the right way. Let me start this off the right way. I am happy for you.

This is a good thing that has happened to you. Thank you. And you deserve good things. I get nothing but genuine vibes from you right now. However, I would like to state that before meeting me, you didn't even know what a fucking Kauru membership it was. Okay? And for those listening overseas, it's the VIP lounge at the airport.

It's the lounge, yeah. It's what I had. It's the second home. It's what I had. I used to call it a second home. It's what I had before I had kids. It's what I used to have money to pay for. When you could afford it, yeah. Now. So apparently, I took about 18 flights, which deemed me whatever.

You just missed out because you took 17 flights. I can't have taken 17 flights otherwise I wouldn't be here that would mean one of my flights wasn't returned yeah someone needs to look into this they're missing one of my flights I'm okay with it I'm alright with it

who sent you the email I'm not going to name names who's it from? Is it Jo? If it's Jo, if it's Jo, Jo and I have a... I thought we had a relationship.

I thought we had chatty bands. I did run into this lovely human being outside earlier today. I was there. I can vouch for everything she's about to say. Is it Bogsy? Look. Because if it's Bogsy, he owes me a bottle of champagne.

I'll happily take the condo membership as payment. Look at Clint trying to get any free things he can. He's like, I'll take the champagne if you want to give it to me. Like I said. Just let me have this one thing. I said that. I'm happy for you. I never have.

I want you to have it. I want you to have it. Well, if I have it, that means. I don't want you to. I don't want you not to have it if it means me having it. I want us both to have it, okay? I want... Why can't you just...

I'm happy for you. I said I was happy for you. Look, let's be real. If anyone's going to be doing the most flying out of you and I in the next 12 months, it's me. You're correct. Because outside of work stuff, you ain't really flying anywhere. I would find time to fly. No, you wouldn't. You would not. I just want it

for the clout. I just want to have a... The only time you will be flying is when you're with me, which you get to bring someone in. What are we heading first? The cheese platters or the coffee? I think we just have both at the same time.

Should we just go to the open bar? Yes, open bar is good. Don't have kids, everybody. If you enjoy nice things, don't have kids. Can I ask, speaking of nice things, like your brand new Audi. Not brand new. Ask away. Do you put a car seat in that car?

I do normally. You do? Yes. Because car seats, filthy. Filthy, yeah. And does your car seat in that car? I do normally. You do? Yes. Because car seats, filthy. Filthy, yeah. And does your car get dirty from that? Mate, it's not the car seat that's filthy. It's the kid.

It's the kid. Yeah, I get that. It's Joel's sheets. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. You do? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

But nothing a vacuum cleaner can't fix. Yeah, well, that's true. I'm just asking. My partner's niece, that's true. I'm just asking. My partner's niece, she's adorable, but going through the Waitakere Ranges up to the Coromandel, she... Why'd you go that way? Is that right? Shit, where are you going?

Wait, wait, wait. Where's the one I said? Waitakere Ranges are like northwest, and to go to the Coromandel, you've got to go south. Well, some ranges that you go through before you get to Haagai. I forget what it's called. Anyway, she was in the car seat, and she threw up all over herself, because it's quite a windy road.

Yeah. I was just thinking about if you had a real car. Oh, I haven't had that. I haven't had that. I haven't had a Poonami in my car either. Well, that's good. To be honest, my car is the backup car. It's too small.

Why would you buy a car? He always says it's a family car. That's too small. You literally always say. Well, I actually don't believe that it's too small. I think it's the perfect car for long trips. But because Lucy's got like a mini SUV thing like yours, she now prefers to be up high.

So my car's too low. You do feel like you're sitting on the ground now in cars like yours. Yeah. Like be up high so my car's too low you do feel like you're sitting on the ground now in cars like yours yeah like i drove my partner's car i was like this feels but that's fine if it means i don't have avocado toast smeared on my seat you're the winner in that situation yeah yeah jesus um yeah anyway um i've got flights to book, so I've got to go. Who did it? Oh, I campaigned for us. I'm closing the laptop.

Joel, have you ever been in the Kuru Lounge? I actually have. I have once. It's all right, Joel. I'll take you in with me. Thank you, Brie. Thank you. I'd love to go. Hey, that's the Inter-Islander VIP Lounge.

Inter-Islander VIP Lounge. To the podcast, everybody. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Good, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Just finishing our snacks. Yeah, Brie went across the road and got us microwave popcorn. I mean, it is underrated. Microwave popcorn is a staple in my household. It's a wonderful treat. It's warm.

It smells good. The problem with making it in the office is it smells so good it attracts a crowd. My question for you is, what do you do when you get the unpopped kernels? You know what one of my favourite things is? The half popped. Yeah, and you chew them out. Oh, they're so...

You know what I mean. You know what I mean. What do you do? Breeze over it. Breeze over it. What do you do with the fully unpopped ones? And I mean specifically when you're sharing a bowl. Because I don't want to reach in and get a half-popped, unpopped kernel, put it in my mouth, but it's been in your mouth

because you've put it back in the bowl. You don't do that. No, so what do you do with them? I've been walking over to the bin and putting them individually in the bin. You avoid them. All right. But I go in for blind handfuls. Yeah, see, that's dangerous.

Yeah. them. Alright, but I go in for blind handfuls. Yeah, see, that's dangerous. Yeah, what do you do when you have a kernel shell stuck on the back of your tonsils? I think I've got one right now. This is the perfect snack for a radio show, isn't it? It is. Today on the show, one more item being added to Vaughan Smith's cart.

Vaughan from Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, he's doing add to cart today. Five of his favourite things up for grabs. We'll tell you the last one at four. You tell us all of them at five and you can have them all. That's right. But right now, if you want to win 50 bucks, you can call us 0800DIALZM because Tradie V Lady is next.

Ladies are still up. 36 games, ladies. 27 games, tradies. If you want to play, call us right now. Brianne Clint, here's LAB on ZM Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Tradies versus

Lady Alright, trivia, how good are you? Can it win you 50 bucks in Tradie v Lady? Today, our lady is from Whangarei and she can count to 10 in German. Whoa. Hello, Kelsey.

Hi, Kelsey. Give it to us. You know we're going to make you do it, right? Oh, damn. Yep. Go on, then. Okay. Wait, what was six?

Six. Whoa, Kelsey, come on, mate. There's kids on the way home from school. Yeah, bratwurst. My bad. Nine. Okay, Kelsey, good, very good. You're going head-to-head today with our tradie.

He's 20 years old. He's from Nelson, and he's lived in Nelson his whole life. I think it's a she. Oh, she. It's Grace. Hello, Grace. Welcome to Tradiverse, lady. Hello. What's your trade?

General engineering. Nice. Oh, Grace, you smart cookie. Okay, guys. My brother's an engineer and most of the time I have no idea what he's talking about. Kelsey, your buzzer is lady. Grace, your buzzer is

tradie. First of three questions correct takes home $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Bill Gates is getting divorced after 27 years of marriage to Melinda Gates. What computer operating system is he famous for? Lady. Oh, yes, Kelsey.

Microsoft. Yeah, I'll give it to you. Yeah. Looking for Windows, but yeah, we'll take Microsoft. Pretty much the same. One to the ladies. Question number two. It's Star Wars Day today.

May the fourth be with you. Name one Star Wars character. Trady. Grace. Grace is in. Anakin. And you could have said anything, and Clint and I wouldn't have known if you were right or not.

Not the biggest Star Wars fans here. You get the points. One apiece. Question number three. Aussie actress Rebel Wilson has very courageously spoken out today about the struggles she has with polycystic ovary syndrome and fertility. Name a movie she was in. Lady. Yes.

Lady. Kelsey. Pitch Perfect. Crushed it, as she says in that film. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Name this song. As long as I'm gone by Sunday, Sunday morning.

Lady, Kelsey. Kelsey, for the win. Sunday morning. You got it. We'll take it. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Kelsey, you got it. We'll take it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You got it.

Nice work. 50 bucks coming your way. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Bree and Clint. We're just coming up with options of how we're going to tackle this next story. Bree just springs to me that the next story has swear words in it. And obviously we know there are kids in the car at the moment.

There will be no swearing. There's no swearing on our show. So we're coming up with a foolproof plan for how to next story has swear words in it. And obviously we know there are kids in the car at the moment. There will be no swearing. There's no swearing on our show. So we're coming up with a foolproof plan for how to get around the swear words. Yeah, so I vote that when I point to you, you hit a beep button. I propose that you say the beginning of the word. No. Like, f***. That's too risky.

Or sh***. Because, I mean, there's lots of words that have sh as the front of it. Or big, big, big. There's lots of words. Okay, go with your point. I just have to watch you intently. Because, I mean, it is pretty much the base of this story. Got it.

Which is coming out of Perth, Australia today. And it's about a resident that has written a very angry and expletive note to their new neighbours. Got it. So they're living in an apartment building and apparently they had a group of people, a couple of people move into the apartment that's above them in this big apartment complex.

Yep. Anyway, they decide, I think this is after a number of weeks, after, you know, the new people that have moved in have had quite a few parties and they're, you know, doing some stuff that's not great. And one of the people in the apartment decided to write them this note. Okay. See, this is where you and I have to work together.

Right, okay. Okay. I'm watching. To the inconsiderate little **** on level 7, apartment 22. This once used to be a nice and quiet apartment complex, but you have found a way to **** that up. Why is that every night you have to **** between 1 and 4 a.m.? You find that **** need to drag furniture around,

stop through your apartment, run your washing machine and have mates over? Do you have the slightest bit of consideration for others? Not all of us are American try-hards, hip-hops. Whoa. They go absolutely ham on these people. Some of us have actual jobs and lives. We sleep at reasonable normal times, not like you and your other mate. And then literally it's just a bunch of swearing that goes on and on and on.

Yeah, right. Anyway, apparently they're going to – Can I say that? I think we did pretty well there. I think we nailed it. I think as far as live censoring goes, that was a bit of a master class. And we did go with my option. Yeah, but I was involved.

See how we're in tune? Mate, it's a team effort. See how we're in tune that we can do that? Great. I wanted to ask this afternoon, does anyone out there hate their neighbour? Yeah. Have you ever hated a neighbour?

Yeah. Because you have to live so close to people. It's a horrible situation to be in because there's so much stress and tension in your home environment but you don't get to choose who moves in next to you which means you don't get to choose if there are people that you would hate.

You know and there's all different people at different stages of their life and then you're all kind of mashed into certain communities. It's quite hard. It's okay to hate your neighbours. The good book says love thy neighbour, but if you hate thy neighbour...

Yeah, but sometimes your neighbours are bloody quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you hate thy neighbour, why don't you call us this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous, and we do have the swear button ready. Look, let's be real.

It's hard to live next to some people sometimes. Especially houses are getting closer together as well. It's so close. It's getting worse. And there's so many people you have to deal with. Yeah. And sometimes you're just not having it. You don't get to pick your neighbours.

No. Like your family, you don't get to pick your neighbours. No. Like your family, you don't get to pick your neighbours. So you sometimes have run-ins. I used to live in this place, used to live in this place, Clint, where our neighbour, there was a really high fence on one of the sides of our backyard. Yeah. And our neighbour thought that a great place to put all of his dog poo was to fling it over the fence into our yard.

Nice. But we didn't have a dog, so the jig was up. I don't think he cared whether you had a dog or not. I don't think he did either. Once it went over the great wall, it wasn't their problem anymore. Kayla's called up. Kayla, you hate your neighbour. Yeah, there's actually two.

One's on both sides. I know, you're stuck in the middle of terrible neighbours. What are they doing? Yeah, so one of them is constantly working on their car every single day and night, like constantly, like power drills and everything, up until ridiculous times. And then the other one has just had a litter of puppies

and the dog's constantly growling when my kids are playing outside. Right. Sorry to laugh, Kayla. But you, as Miley Cyrus, you spin it around. You don't have the best of both worlds. You've got the worst of both worlds. It sounds like you're stuck. Back in the middle.

It sounds like you're stuck on a set of outrageous fortune. You know what you should do, Kayla? You should buy a hovercraft, put it in your backyard and just run it 24-7 just to get back at both of them. Can I just say another excellent suggestion from Bree? Yep. All of her suggestions, I like them because they're so useful and workable.

Hey, who doesn't want to buy a hovercraft? Yeah, Kayla, buy a hovercraft. You can use it after. Yeah, for what? Alana's here. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi.

What happened? Why do you hate thy neighbour? We have a lovely group of neighbours who get intoxicated basically every night of the week. Yeah. And their friends like to urinate all over the street. And at the end of year league party last year, they all got naked on all fours, barked like dogs,

and took shots down the middle of the road and weren't very impressed when we weren't happy with it. Yeah, but Alana. Legends. Alana. Naked man dogs. That's the dream. You know, we're all young ones, aren't we, Alana?

We are all young ones, but't we, Alana? We are all young ones, but they're in their mid-40s. Yeah, see, our fill-in producer today, Joel, is out there. He is currently playing under-85 KG rugby, and he's, to him, this sounds like the dream weekend. 40-year-old men, though, should

know better, shouldn't they? I love you, Alana. Yeah, but they're in their mid-40s. Buy a hovercraft, Alana. Oz is here. Hi, Oz. G'day, Oz. G'day. You hate your neighbours.

Oh, hate is a very strong word. Nah, just go with it, Oz. Just go with it. Yeah, I hate them. Why? They play table tennis at about 3 or 4 in the morning when they're really drunk. Yeah.

Yeah. They started doing this probably about four or five days ago. So I figured it was a weekend thing, but it turns out it's not. How annoying is the sound of table tennis too? Yeah. So annoying. Did you say you've got a solution for Lassen? This could help some people out there.

What is the solution? Don't say hovercraft. Hovercraft. Well, I think what I'll do is when they're asleep during the day, I'll just go over there

and just literally just take their balls. Okay. You can do the old snitching grab. You'll castrate them. Yeah, right. Oh, you meant the other one. You know you don't need testicles to play table tennis, eh, Oz?

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Steve McCarthy. Big news. I didn't realise this movie was even in the pipeline, but there are rumours out about a Steve Irwin crocodile hunter movie and who's going to play Steve Irwin. Dean's got the latest. Hi, Dean.

Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, look, I can't believe it's been this long before this movie has even come about. Like, you know, Steve Irwin, one of the biggest stars in America, they loved him over here. Well, they're now going to be making a movie about his life. Apparently, you know, Bindi and Terry and the whole family

have kind of finally decided to move forward with this project because, you know, Bindi and Terry and the whole family have kind of finally decided to move forward with this project because, you know, there's the grandchild now and they feel like it's the right time to do it. Here's the interesting part

about it. They're currently casting Steve. Who could possibly play Steve Irwin? The energy, it has to be an Aussie because people from other countries trying to do an Australian accent,

it just sounds ridiculous. So it has to be Australian. The names being thrown around are Russell Crowe and Chris Hemsworth. Yes, Hemsworth. Hemsworth is spot on, like in my opinion. I agree. Yeah, he's very good. He's a little bit taller, but I reckon good fit.

Also, he's a bit more repped. I mean, who knows? We didn't see under the car keys. We don't know. Yeah, he's a bit more ripped. I mean, who knows? We didn't see under the car keys. We don't know. Yeah, that's a good point. Dean, I was reading that Terry's favourite and front runner for this is actually Lincoln Lewis. Yes, from Home and Away.

Now, Lincoln Lewis, he's kind of like really changed a lot in the last few years. One of my friends is his personal trainer. He's become really quite fast and he's really looking a bit older, a bit more mature because, you know, he was very famous in Australia when he was a lot younger, more baby-faced. He's kind of like a bit older now and a bit more, yeah, I think he's got a better chance.

But I think at Hemsworth, if they want it to be really big, if they want this to be like big, big, talked-about movie everywhere. It's Chris Hemsworth. It's Chris Hemsworth. He's got the look. He's blonde. It's Chris Hemsworth. It's Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. He's got the look. I mean, yes. He's blonde. He's blonde.

He's also got the comedy humour like down pat as well. I know this is possibly controversial and it might need to be an Australian director, but I think Taika would do a great job of directing a Crocodile Hunter movie too. Because it needs humour. He was a funny guy. It needs to have some humour in it as well but also some substance. Yeah, I agree.

If it all falls through though, Dean, Paul Hogan who played Crocodile Dundee in that movie, I mean, he'd be great. Also, Dean McCarthy. Dean!

He's blonde. Oh my God! He's ripped. You can play Bindi. Or Terry. Or Terry, yeah. Terry. You look great in khaki. Great bulb. That's the latest. Love Terry, yeah. Terry. You look great in khaki, Dean.

That's the latest. Love a good bag. Love a good bag. Live out of Los Angeles. Guys, who wants some good news? Me. I'm hanging out for some. We're in need for some good news,

and this has been some of the best news that I have read about in a long time. Right. And I feel like everyone in here, in the room, is going to be stoked. Got it. So there's some stats that have come out about Prosecco, which is very popular, you know, sparkly champagne. Yeah. Super tasty.

Oh, we've got some now. Do you want a glass? Absolutely. Oh, you take a glass. Okay. I'll have the bottle. I've got to pop another bottle. Hold on.

There you go. You have that one. Oh, where were you hiding that one? Sorry, that came out of nowhere, didn't it? So apparently... Prosecco's not French, is it? Prosecco is Italian? Yeah, Prosecco is Italian.

Yeah, right. So this has been research conducted by scientists at the University of Reading. And apparently the bubbles in Prosecco, I just like saying that word. Prosecco. Prosecco. Apparently contain something called polyphenols.

Do you know what that is? Yeah. Neither. I'll explain to you what it is. These polyphenols are a plant chemical with antioxidant properties. Right. Which is really good. Another one of these stories. Wait, there's better news.

There's more news. Right, okay. Apparently these chemicals not only lower your blood pressure, reduce the risk of blood clots, but they're also, they naturally remove nitric oxide from our blood, meaning better circulation. Oh, I'll drink to that. Look, this is one of these stories that always comes out.

It always comes about. Hey, hey, hey. You shush. It comes out about red wine and chocolate as well. You shush. First, it was COVID. Then they took away Mars pods. Don't you take this away from me.

I'm just going to say, if you want to drink, just drink. Stop trying to protect us for your health. No, if you want health benefits... No, you can't say this. Drink Prosecco. You're not a medical professional. You're not allowed to say that. I mean, take it with a grain of salt.

Bree and Clint. He's not my neighbor, no You're not allowed to say that. I mean, take it with a grain of salt. Brian Clint. He's not funny, but normal. ZM, Brian Clint. That's Nico Walters. Do you reckon he was the Nico from Nico and Vinz? Ooh. Can we do a deep dive? We've got to do some investigation.

Can you get a Nico and Vinz song? Yeah. And we'll put those together and we'll see if they sound the same. Send an email to producer Ben, he's off today. But see if we can get him to figure out if Nico Walters is Nico from Nico and Vinz. Do you remember the first 660 Saturdays? That was the opening act. Yeah, they brought Nico and Vinz in.

We might have just blown this thing wide open everybody. Am I wrong? Do you want the bad news? No, we only want good news. No. Oh, okay. Well, then. We don't want the news.

I won't share any news. Cool. Thank you. Okay. I want to talk about dirty beds for a second because this is a gross stat that's been released. I don't want to talk about this. This makes me feel ill. Don't worry.

You're in the right country. Okay. This is to do with British people. British people. Oh, so this is a xenophobic topic. No, it's not. No. This is to do with British people. British people. So this is a xenophobic topic. No, it's not. No. This is a, it's just stats.

It's xenophobic. Just stats. Xenophobic stats. Put down your cup of mushy peas and listen up, okay? A study into cleanliness habits has found that a third of British people wash their bed sheets just once a year. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yucky.

Is that like based on, is that like single people or people in a couple? It doesn't specify. A survey conducted by Hammond's Furniture, they surveyed 2,000 people. 2,000? Yeah, 30% admitted to washing their bedding every 12 months or less. That is off. That's off, eh? That's so off.

We've talked about our bed habits. We're all good. By the way, the Sleep Foundation globally recommends that you wash your sheets. How often do you think they recommend? Once every two weeks. Once a week, actually. Oh, well, stuff that. That's too much work. That's how much they recommend. Nah, once every two weeks. Once a week, actually. Oh, well, stuff that. That's too much work.

That's how much they recommend. Once every two weeks. Two weeks is all right. Especially in winter. In winter, it's every two weeks. Yeah. In summer, maybe. If you shower before bed as well, that can change things.

If you wear pyjamas, that can change things. We have a guest helping us out on the show today. His name's Joel. He's a film producer. Dirty Joel. He's 21. He's 21. He's a film producer. Dirty Joel. He's 21. He's 21. He's out there living life hard. If you want a picture of what he looks like,

he's got a mullet. And he's got a flavour saver too. He's doing the show from the back of a Holden Rodeo. Joel, be honest with us. As a 21 year old man, how often are you washing your sheets? Don't lie. And you're a single man as well. How often are you washing your sheets? To be honest like it's only me there like 99 probably

100 of the time so maybe like six times a year max and it's also he lives at home once every two months once every two months no i'll tell you what's it i've probably done it like two or three times this year i That's disgusting. I mean, we're only in May. Do you shower before bed? Yeah, I shower before bed. I shower when I wake up and I shower before bed, so yeah. Yeah, that's not as bad.

People who don't shower before bed and don't change their sheets, yuck. But Joel. Six times a year. Joel. I'll make it eight times a year then. You know the reason why 99% of the time you're the only person there? That's the reason. Wash your sheets.

I think that's because he lives at home. No, that's the reason as well. I like that your mum has given up on washing your sheets too. She's like, I ain't touching those things. No, yeah. I need a hazmat suit. We want to ask a question this afternoon. And the question, you know what?

This is perfect for fill in producer Joel actually I got one more question for Joel Before we go into this Bring him back up Joel Do you have A single bed A single

No I don't I've actually moved on from there A double A double No I think it's a It's a queen I'm a pretty tall guy I don't think I'd actually fit

In a single bed these days Yeah A king single He's got a race car bed He's got a race car We want to know this afternoon, did their bed put you off? Okay. If it has, you'll know exactly what we're talking about straight away.

Oh, yeah. Did you go and visit the sleeping area of somebody that you planned to share a sleeping area with? And the bedding situation was too mech-y. I'm having flashbacks. You know when sheets feel clammy? Yes. When sheets feel greasy.

They feel clammy. And they feel cold when you get in them. And like, why do they feel damp but they're not damp? It could be the sheets. It could be the complete lack of a base and just a mattress on the floor. It could be on the floor. It could be a single bed. It could be lack of sheets.

Yeah. It could be no sheets and just a sleeping bag on top. That's not good. And they're like, oh, babe, I'll unzip it for you. You can have this half. I'll have this half. Oh, $800 at M. We want to know if their bed put you off.

You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Oh, man. After a hygiene study in the UK revealed that British people only wash their sheets, 30% of British people only wash their sheets once a year. That's so many. 30%. We're asking, did their beard, the person whose beard you saw,

did their beard put you off? Well, this would have been the case for you back in the day. Remember when you told me that you used to have satin sheets on your bed? No, not satin sheets. No, you said they were black satin sheets. Let me defend myself. When I was first courting my now wife and she was coming over from Australia to stay,

I went to farmers and specifically bought new linen. Black satin sheets. Because I wanted to impress her and I wanted her to think that I had my shit together. I bought black polyester sheets. Oh, that's even worse! Polyester! So we're asking

Here's a tip. Don't buy black sheets for God's sake. Here's a tip. Up your game, men. 100% of these messages are about men's beds. Some of these texts are so grim and it takes me back to my like when I was in my early 20s. Ellen is here. Hi Ellen. Hi Ellen. Hi. His bed put you off. Tell us what you saw. Yeah it was pretty grim. So I went upstairs

and to paint a little bit of a picture. I couldn't even get to the bed because the floor was so covered in dust. And it was, I'd say, a king single bed. Nice. No. Yeah, good start. Nice. No blanket.

A king single for a king. Wait, Ellen, no blanket at all? No blankets and no pillows. What? Oh, my God. Was it just a mattress? I had a sheet, but like a really cheap brown one. Just a brown sheet?

He had a brown sheet. Yeah. I don't think it had ever been washed. Be honest with us, Ellen. Did you stay the night? No. Yeah, fair enough. Good call, Ellen.

You're worth more than that. enough. Good call, Ellen. You're worth more than that. Yeah, good call on that. Well, I just love the idea of a guy going, oh, this is ready for human consumption. There's no pillows! This person is anonymous, and they're a male. Hello, anonymous male. Hi, anonymous. Hi.

Who had the bad beard? It was one of our flatmates. So, like, she, her room often would have a certain smell, along with, like, her clothing. Yeah. And this went on for years. And, like, for years we flatted with her, and we never saw her wash her bedding.

Right. So one night when she wasn't there, I sort of went in and just to sort of have a look and get an assessment of the situation. And there was, like, half a bounty bar and gnawed chicken bones in the bed. What? I mean, let's be real. We've all, anonymous, we've all had some fried chicken in bed before.

But you put it in the bin when you finish. Like, come on. Yeah, in the drawer next to the bed as well, a bone, a chicken bone. That had, like, sort of grown in there. Oh, great. Thanks, Anonymous. That's grim.

Someone texts through on this and they said, when I had only been dating my now boyfriend for a couple of weeks, I went over to his house for the first sleepover. His bed set up was so grim that I made him pack up his shit and we were going to stay at my house instead because there was no way I was touching his bed. Our next date was to the Kmart linen section. I like it.

You bonded over it. Finally, Amber, their bed put you off. Tell us what you saw. Well, it was You bonded over it. Finally, Amber, their beard put you off. Tell us what you saw. Well, it was quite an interesting situation. I was actually seeing a guy for a while. Oh, no. Oh, no, Amber. Amber.

Amber, come back. Oh, no. I need to know. Producer Anastasia, can you give us the gist of what it was? So he was a 42-year-old that had Casper sheets. Legend. Hey. I don't mind it.

Legend. No. Could have been worse. Hope he didn't ghost her. Dad. Bree and Clint. Happy Star Wars Day, everybody. From two severely uneducated Star Wars people to you,

the Star Wars faithful. May the 4th. We want to hear your best Star Wars impressions. Bree, I don't think... Have you seen any Star Wars? No. No. It's not my thing.

I've seen the... You know, against Star Wars, but I know that it's not for me. I've seen the Podracer one. I don't know what you're talking about. The one with Anakin in the Podracing. Oh, yeah. The Jar Jar Binks one. I've seen the Jar Jar Binks one.

So all we want you to do this afternoon is do a Star Wars impersonation, and whichever one we deem to be the best and most accurate is going to win 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Mitch has called up first. Mitch, may the fourth be with you. May the fourth be with you, mate. No, Mitch, you meant to say, and also with you. Oh, okay.

Sorry. Yeah, Mitch. Okay, when you're ready, don't tell us who it is, but give us your Star Wars character impersonation. Okay. Misha, you're a humble servant. Can we get a little bit more?

Nisa. Oh, I'm going to the house apparently. How are you? Well, even I know

that's Jar Jar Binks. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, but all you did was, you just did

three words. Is that all you learnt? That's all I learnt. I've already watched that movie. Hey,

give him a break. You knew who it was. I'll say pretty spot on. Okay, good work, Mitch. You're in the running. Let's go to Caleb. Hi, Caleb. I've already watched Arnold. Hey, give him a break. You knew who it was. I'll say pretty spot on. Okay. Good work, Mitch. You're in the running.

Let's go to Caleb. Hi, Caleb. G'day, Caleb. Hey, how's it going? May the 4th be with you, Caleb. Yes, yes, you too. No, and also with you. Oh, and also with you.

Thank you, Caleb. Perfect. When you're ready, don't tell us who it is, but give us your best Star Wars Character impersonation Now if I'm not mistaken If I'm not mistaken I believe That is my Samsung Washing machine

Oh the load's done Oh She's done Yeah Look it's short Another short and sweet Imperson from Caleb, much like Mitch. It's R2-D2. Yeah.

R2-D2? Is that where we're going with Caleb? Yeah, I think so. What? He doesn't know either. What? An air fryer. Bankit, we've got one more impersonation from Jack.

Kia ora, Jack. Hi, Jack. Kia ora. May the fourth be with you. I feel like. And also with you. There he is. Yes, Jack.

You've started strong, so you're like that. It is right to give thanks and praise to Jar Jar Binks. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith. When you're ready, Jack, hit us with your Star Wars impersonation. Don't tell us who it is. I haven't actually done it in a while. I got my tonsils out about a month ago, so I'm not sure whether it's as good as it used to be.

Okay. I think I know what's coming. Far out. Now the pressure's on. I know, right? Come on, you can do it's as good as it used to be. Okay. I think I know what's coming. Far out. Now the pressure's on. I know, right? Come on. You can do it, Jack. You can win the whole comp here.

That was very good. That was the Wookiee, wasn't it? That was... It was. You don't know who that is? You don't know who any of them are? I've named all of them. That's Chewbacca.

Chewbacca, yeah. Yeah. That's one of the best Chewbacca's I've heard in a while. Yeah, it was. Yep, yep. Was it better than Caleb's R2-D2? I mean, Caleb was very hard to beat. Let's bring him back in.

Caleb, Caleb, it's between you and Jack, okay? So can we hear R2-D2 one more time? Okay, one more time. Yeah. I've got to go get my washing out. And can we hear Chewbacca one more time? Oh, it's close. It is very close.

Can I hear R2-D2 one more time? I mean, Caleb is crushing it. Jar Jar Binks has already left. You know what? It's too hard. It's too close. Split it. You both win.

We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for each of you. Congratulations. Yes. Thanks, guys. R2-D2, take us out. I think I'm getting a fax action. Look, if you have been living under a rock, you might have missed the fact that we launched a massive track on our show yesterday.

Oh, huge. It's probably the next big thing in dance music. We don't just play the hats now, we make the hats. You might be familiar with this massive song. It's Friday, baby. the hats now, we make the hats. You might be familiar with this massive song. Absolutely. Killing it. Certified banger. People are loving it.

Clint, I surprised you yesterday because yesterday of course was Monday and I said I've redone the Friday song because we need a Monday version. Yeah, absolutely. And it sounded something like this. I've got to be honest, I was dubious at first. It bangs hard.

Alistair, who works in production here, has actually polished, thrown glitter on that turd. And I think it's a hit. Yeah, he's made you sound like a good singer. I know. It's wild. We offered this up as a peace offering to all the radio stations of New Zealand. Everyone's welcome to it. We're yet to hear

from George FM, but I'm sure they're coming. I'm sure they want the hottest dance players. They'll be here. We did hear from a community radio station in Tokoroa. Anthony called through and said he would love the Monday song. He's the announcer there. He's the announcer there. I can confirm he has been supplied the track.

Because he spun it. And he has spun it on Tokoroa's hottest community radio station. You're kidding. Have a listen to this. It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday. Hey, that was Bree and Clint. Their new song that they've put out

that they gave to all the radio stations the other day. They sort of just go, oh, any stations give us a call? So I did. You know that song, it's Friday, it's Sunday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. That's what that song is about. Yeah.

It's exactly that. This is the best version of that song is about. Yeah. Yeah. It's exactly that. This is the best version of that song though. Shout out Rokawa FM, my favourite radio station. Love you guys. Can I just say, appreciate the love.

The best version of the Friday song. But then of course we run into the problem where Clint, you would always complain we can't play the Friday song on a Tuesday. We can't play it on a Tuesday.

It's a Friday song. I understand where you're going with that. And obviously we can't play the Monday song on a Tuesday because it's a Tuesday. I just want to put it out there that I think this could be going too far. Well, I have taken that problem. I've suggested that you quit while you're ahead. And I have taken that problem. I've suggested that you quit while you're ahead. And I have a solution.

Let me introduce to you everyone. It's an original idea. The Tuesday song. It's Tuesday again. Then Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again. Then Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again.

Who asked for this? Everyone. And I'll give it to them. You're it. Who asked for this? Everyone, and I'll give it to them. You're welcome. Enjoy. Enjoy. It's been too long since we got crazy I'm lucky, spinning out I'm counting down for Tuesday I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much Know I'm all in my bag, that's clutch

Feeling it, feeling it, feeling it Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday And this weekday on a wave, yeah It's Tuesday again It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again, it's Wednesday, Thursday, what? I'm a queen, and life's a game And life will do us good, and life's a game This can't be bad for me, cause I want more Wanna feel the bass vibrate through the floor

So keep it playing, I'm on a wave And I'ma ride it all the way When it comes like We want that weekday We want that weekday We want that weekday It's Tuesday again It's Wednesday, Thursday, whatday It's Tuesday again It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again

It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday And this weekday on a wave Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday And this weekday on a wave

The goddamn Tuesday song. Oh, come on. The Tuesday song. Let's go. Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and a sweet day on a wave. Someone texted and said, I've never felt so iffy good on a Tuesday. Tuesday again. It's Wednesday, Thursday what?

And to the person that wrote in, if we don't get a Wednesday version, then they're going to the edge. Well, guess what, baby? I've already started recording it. You're not going anywhere. What? Right. Just like the Monday song, that song I assume is available

to any radio station that wants it. Any radio station, if you want the Tuesday version, you are welcome to it. Text whoever you want and say, add the Tuesday song to your playlist. Can you text the other radio stations? You guys should be playing the Tuesday song. Where's the Rockala FM? Are you guys calling back through?

Do you want the Tuesday song as well? I'm assuming they would. Yeah, we'll get it sent to them. We'll get the Tuesday one, yeah. And let us know, 9696, should we do a Thursday? He's a little easy. Oh, I love Lil Uzi Vert. Yeah. If you don't know who that

is, he's a rapper. He's the rapper who we talked about earlier this year who implanted a $20 million diamond in his own forehead. Yeah, right between his eyes. Yeah. Why? We don't know. Yeah, right between his eyes. Yeah. Why? We don't know.

Because it was a smart move. Yeah. Looks good. Feels good. Feels good. Seems like a perfectly sane thing to do. He just can't be in the direct flight path of aircraft anymore, though. No. Because the reflection of his forehead can give pilots bird strike.

Yeah. There's an interesting story about him in the news today. And his girlfriend, her name is JT, and she's a part of a group called the Florida Hip Hop Duo, City Girls. Got it. And anyway, they do a podcast, I believe, and it was her and one of her colleagues, and they were talking about, you know,

things that their boyfriends did for them on the first date, the first time they went out on a date. And we've got a piece of audio. So this is JT talking about the very first date that she went out with little Uzi and what happened. When I first met my man, I was still in a halfway house, so he came and seen me, and he had a bag full of money, and I had a little Chanel bag, and he was like,

take as much as you can. Not the baby Chanel. And I only could fit 30,000 in it, I was so mad. Wait, he showed up with a bag of money and said, take as much as you can? Yep. What? So she was in a halfway house.

Yeah. Because she just got out of prison for credit card fraud, I think. I believe that's what it is. Right, yeah, right. And apparently turned up, gave her $30,000 and that was their first date. That's the first date. Well, I also believe he took her to Louis Vuitton and then Taco Bell. To get her a bigger bag.

Yeah. Louis Vuitton and then Taco Bell. Wow. $30,000. I mean, look, look. I mean, he... I'd love to go on a date with Lil Uzi Vert. Me too.

If you're dishing it out. Yeah. I mean, if the offer's there, I'd love to. But there is a thing that's going too hard on the first date. That's too hard. If you're throwing $30,000 at someone. It reeks a little bit of please like me. To buying

someone a cocktail to here's 30 grand. Okay, okay, okay, okay. There's a more relatable example. Is it okay to buy someone a cocktail on a first date? If me and you go out on a first date and I hand you the cocktail menu and I go, get whatever you want. It's on me. I think that's nice. That's okay?

Yeah. Right, okay. But in terms of why, why wouldn't you think that's nice? Just because it could be flashy. Is it flashy? I think that's all right. I think, I kind of think that as a, I mean, this is a guy who hasn't been on a first date in a long time,

but I kind of feel like it's better to be a little bit understated. Isn't it? I mean, one cocktail though. I mean, what are you going to do? I don't know where the line is. I don't know where the line is. Oh my God. I don't know where the line is. Are you the type of person at a date that goes,

I'm just going to get my calculator. I'm going to add up what I got. Hold on, mate. So we both had a piece of bread. So I'm just going to split that in half. So it each comes to, mine's $27.50, but yours actually comes to $38.50. That's exactly right. That's how dating with Clint works.

It says hot. I was more meaning because cocktails can be like $35. You sound so cheap right now. No, I'm not trying to sound cheap. I'm just like you wouldn't order that if it was a normal situation. Look at producer Anastasia. She's just shaking her head. If someone did that on a date

Anastasia would You get the espresso martini Yeah nice That's what I do $24 You should be paying for it And I would pay for it Okay

There was a point in there That I was trying to make And it's been missed It's been missed Wouldn't be happy about it Not impressed No second date For producer Anastasia

Are you sure You don't want just A craft beer Fine Why don't you just get A vodka soda that's only nine bucks i'll withdraw thirty thousand dollars in cash for the next date that i go on how are you married you just don't want to diet coke you want a coke i'll get you coke but cocktail too far

we want to know this afternoon did someone go too hard on a first date? Are you going to be calling up first? I am not going to talk anymore, okay? We need examples of people who went too hard and it was awkward. Yeah, did they go all out, too over the top? What did they do on the first date where you were like, oh, nah, thanks, I'm all good. Maybe they asked. Two cocktails.

Now that's too far. Call us 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I love learning things about you that I didn't already know. You can get stuffed, by the way. I'm not tight. I ain't buying no cocktails on no dates. I'm not tight. I'm not tight. I ain't buying no cocktails on no dates. I'm not tight.

They're too expensive. I was asking as a man who doesn't go on first dates, should you be flashy on a first date? And a cocktail was a bad example. What I was trying to say is, are you impressed if you go on a date with a guy and he's like laying everything on? He's like, let's go to this $500 restaurant.

Nah. And let's get, that's the example I was trying to make. Cocktails was just a bad choice to hang the example off. You made yourself sound real tight. No, you made me sound tight. Someone texts through and they said, we now know Clint would never have anything that has raspberry jam in it. With an ass that tight, he'd never pass the pips.

Honestly. That is one of my favourite texts of the year. Well done, whoever that was. Yeah, I'll pay that. It's quite a good roast. I'm not tight, okay? I'm not tight. Yeah, that's what a tight person would say.

We want to know this afternoon if someone went all out on a first date. Did they go too much? Yeah. Was it crazy lavish? Fam has called up. Hi, Fam. Hi, Fam. Hi, guys.

What happened, Fam? Tell us. It was basically a friend of mine, and he flew her out to the Bay of Islands, to a private island. What? He flew a girl to a private island in the Bay of Islands? That's right. Just for like a private dinner.

And this was a first date, fam. That's correct. Was this one of the final dates on TV show The Bachelor? Where they pretend that they've organised a date? His name was Moses. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

How was that received from your friend? It was very well received. They are still together, and I think they've been together for two years now. Can she and Mo? But they're definitely overwhelmed. Yeah, she's overwhelmed. The problem with that is, and this is coming from a man.

You set the bar high, right? You set the bar way too high. Way too high. What did they do for the second date? I think it was just a walk with the dog. Yeah. Yeah. That's good because then you have balance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's good because then you have balance.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty, pretty lavish though.

It's way, it's way out there, but I mean, good that the relationship worked out. It's very romantic. It is. It reminds me of that episode of Friends where Monica goes on the date

with that guy and their first date is in Rome. He's a millionaire. Yes. And he goes, do you want pasta? Yeah. I know this great pasta place.

And they go to Italy. Yeah I know. Wild. Someone texts through speaking of things like that and they said I had someone invite me to Hawaii for a first date. I declined because of stranger danger. He then invited me out to dinner once he was back and he presented me with a very

expensive watch that he bought whilst over there. Buzzy. See that again too much. Too much. I want to go to Hawaii. But not on the first date. Don't do it as a first date. Can you imagine how weird? Don't travel with someone.

Don't travel with someone who you've just met because what if you guys are, like, weird? We've talked about travel ruining relationships before. Worst place to be with someone you don't know on a plane. Imagine you get 15 minutes into a 10-hour flight and you're like, I hate this guy. Yeah, not cool. Let's talk to Olivia.

Hey, Liv. Hello. Liv, did someone go Let's talk to Olivia. Hey, Liv. Hello. Liv, did someone go all out on a first date? Well, yeah. Me and my girlfriends went out one night. We met these guys at a bar and then the next day my friend realised she lost her phone out and then this guy that was interested in her was like, oh, and he bought her a new phone.

Like the latest iPhone. He bought her the latest iPhone because she lost her phone. Yeah. And he'd just met her. Oh, now see, that makes me feel uncomfortable. Oh, hang on. Could it be romantic? What if she opens the phone and in there is only one phone number

and it's his phone number? Oh, yuck. It was all cute. Like, everything. It was a brand new iPod. What did you, Olivia, I want your opinion. What did you think about that? Were you like, oh, that's so sweet, or were you like, run?

Red flag. Well, I had an iPhone 7, so I was like, that's pretty cool. Olivia was like, I'm available for a first date. She's like, if you find your old phone, can I have that one? That's pretty good. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, Birthday Banger. We do this at the same time every day. We'll get three of your birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one, what was top in the charts on your 16th birthdays. Then we'll play our favourite one. Absolutely right.

We'll just pause for a moment as we lock in our callers. There's a few good ones today. We're just getting it organised. Okay, we've got Misty ready. Let's go to Misty. Hi, Misty. Hi, Misty. Misty.

Misty. There she is. Hi, Misty. Hi. How are she is. Hi, Misty. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you guys? We're good, aren't we, Clint?

Very good. What's your birthday, Misty? The 2nd of November, 84. All right, Misty, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 2nd of November. And here's your birthday banger. All I want is you. Come over here, baby. All I want is you. You know you make me go crazy. Here's your birthday banger. Great birthday banger.

It's got all the right vibes. You never hear this song anymore. You don't. Yeah. What year is this? Year 2000. You love it, Misty? I'm feeling old, but yeah, I'll take that.

I love it. That must be first album, Christina Aguilera. I think it is, yeah. Jenny in a Bottle, Christina Aguilera. That was first from that album, yeah. Don't feel old, but yeah, I'll take that. I love it. That must be first album Christina Aguilera. I think it is, yeah. Genie in a Bottle, Christina Aguilera. That was first from that album, yeah. Don't feel old, Misty. I think we're about the same age, which is young as, bro. Let's go to Margot.

Kia ora, Margot. Hi, Margot. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. I believe we owe you a happy birthday for today. Yes. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Margot. Thank you. Have you had a good for today. Yes. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Margot. Thank you. Have you had a good day so far? Yeah, relaxing. What's the best gift that you got? Sorry? What's the best present you got today? My favourite perfume, actually.

Oh, lovely. Okay, what year were you born, Margot? 94. All right, Margot? 94. All right, Margot, you were 16 in 2010 and may the 4th be with you because here's your birthday

back. Yeah, it's not a night. I'm in that airplane in the night sky like shooting stars in the back. B.O.B.

and Hayley Williams Airplay, one of Brie's favourite songs. I love this track. Yeah, you're going to be so conflicted between this and Christina,

I can already tell. Do you like your birthday banger, Margot? Not bad, not bad. Not bad? Okay, wait there. That's a banger. Let's get one more on for Claire. Hi, Claire.

G'day, Claire. Hello. I believe it's your birthday tomorrow. Whoa. Tomorrow, yep. Happy birthday for tomorrow. Are you doing anything fun? Got the day off?

Oh, you know, a bit of therapy in the morning, work in the arbor. It's an exciting time. Nice. Nice. Whatever it takes, Claire. Whatever it takes. Claire, I love that answer.

That was spot on. Okay, what's your birthday, Claire? 5th of May, 92. Good start. Yes, Claire, you were 16 in 2008 on the 5th of May. Good stuff Yes Claire You were 16 in 2008 On the 5th of May Here's your birthday banger Now Blurry's really conflicted

I'm super conflicted Claire how do you feel about Madonna and Justin Timberlake 4 minutes as your birthday banger Not great Do we is your birthday banger. Not great. I love it. This one's definitely the best one. Did we ruin your birthday?

Pretty much. Pretty much. Oh, sorry, Claire. For me, it's Christina Aguilera. That song stands out so much. That's it for me, too. That's it, right? Yeah.

That means, Misty, you've just won a birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, love it. Thanks, guys. Nice work, Misty, you've just won a birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, love it. Thanks, guys. Nice work, Misty. What's the year of this? The year 2000. The year 2000.

Come on over, come on over. Here we go, everybody. This is what birthday bangers are all about. Brie and Clint, sit in. Come on over, come on over, baby. Yeah, come on over, yeah. Come on over, baby. Come on over, baby. Hey, boy, don't you know I got something going on?

Yeah. I got an invitation. Don't you keep me waiting all night long. I know you don't. So, baby, don't pretend you won't Keep me guessing You're blue, you're warm Don't wanna play this game with you

Listen to me All I want is you Come over here baby All I want is you You know you make me go crazy All I want is you Now baby don make me go crazy All I want is you Now baby, don't be shy You better cross the line

I'm gonna love you right Cause all I want is you Come on over, come on over baby Come on over, come on over baby I'm not just fucking up about your sexuality Your sexuality But I can't help myself when you put your hands on me Put your hands on me

It's paradise when you and I Get close, get tight One on one, not one up Go on one, I wanna go on all night I wanna play the game with you, baby And someday, all I want is you Come over here, baby All I want is you You know you make me go crazy

All I want is you Now, baby, don't be shy You better cross the line I'm gonna love you right cause all I wanna do Come on over, come on over baby Come on over, come on over baby Don't you wanna be the one tonight? We can do exactly what you like

You do anything just you and me We can do it cause I'm naturally Come on, come on, meet up, cause I'm mad, you're the hero It's you, come on, I need a Yeah, I'm serious With a bit more, baby, I'm shallow, but it's real And it's right here, come on Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Come on, come on, come on You give me What a girl feels, what a girl likes, what a girl needs, what a girl wants All I, all I want is you All I want is you Oh, you make me go crazy

All I want is you Now baby, don't be shy You better cross the line I'm gonna love you like a Oh, yeah. ZM Brinkley, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from Christina Aguilera. You better cross my line. I'm gonna love you like an old, old, old, old. Zeddy and Brian Klein, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from Christina Aguilera. I mean, that was a moment. From the year 2000. How, okay, age game.

I was about to age game you. Were you? I've got it right here. Okay. Have you Googled it yet? Not yet. I can't play because I've Googled it. Okay.

So Anastasia, producer Joel, our fill-in producer today. Age game, how old is Christina Aguilera? I don't want to go first because I want to see Anastasia. Yeah, I'm nervous. I don't want to give away what I think. 36. 36. Joel, how old is Christina Aguilera?

47. Joel! Do you even know who that is? Do you know who Chris is? Joel's 21. Joel asked me if this was Madonna. Show him a picture in her chap stage and he'll know who she is. Brie, how old is Christina Aguilera?

Christina Aguilera is one of my all-time favourites. I should know. I reckon she's like around 40, maybe 39. Lock in an age, please. 41. Christina Aguilera is 40 years old. So close. So you win.

And Joel, you lose. By a long way. To be honest, I was just trying to read Clint's computer screen. I can't even get it out of me. Bree and Clint. I went to Rotorua, where I'm from, over the weekend for my mum's 60th birthday party. It was awesome. It was so good.

I forget how cold Rotorua is. Yeah. Was there strippers? No, no strippers. Well, not before I went to sleep anyway. Oh, well, you went to bed pretty early, you told me. Like 10.30. I'm a very tired new dad and I just, I hit a wall

and I was like, I'll just take myself off. So strippers could have come after that. Who knows, actually. Well, you don't, you might never know. I was talking to, because a lot of my family were there and I was talking to my cousin who said that she played a joke on her mum. Okay. I'm here for this. When I heard it

I was like, too far. I'm here for a good joke too, but that's too far. And she's like, nah, good gear. Her mum was like, too far. So the mum didn't appreciate it. Yeah. And so I'm wondering what do you think of this gag? I'm going to explain.

I mean, I am renowned for pulling a lot of pranks on my mother. Yeah. And I feel like I'm a good gauge. Yeah. So give it to me. What was the joke? I'll explain the practical joke to you and you can decide whether you think it's too far. So she sent her mum a photo.

Right. Of a pregnancy test. Okay. And said, and that was it. She just sent the pregnancy test. Okay. And said, and that was it, she just sent the pregnancy test. And her mum replied with, you're not pregnant, are you? And she replied with, it says if there's the faintest of lines that you're pregnant. I can't see a line.

Clearly see a line. And her mum replied with, this better be a joke. And she goes, can you see a line. And her mum replied with, this better be a joke. And she goes, can you see a line? Basically had her mum on the hook over message the whole time. Turns out it wasn't her pregnancy test, it was her friend's pregnancy test.

No. So it was real. But for a minute there, she convinced her mum that that was a real pregnancy test. And what situation is your cousin in? I mean, not that that matters. She's in a relationship.

She's in a relationship. She's young, though. Okay. She's like 21, early 20s. Okay. No, I wouldn't joke about that. Oh, really? That's even too far for you?

Yeah, I don't think it's funny to joke about that stuff. Yeah, right. Okay. That's my honest opinion. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. A joke that's even too far for you.

I mean, I'm not saying that I, you know, have I done that before? No, see, I couldn't do that. I actually couldn't do it. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. Which makes me think that maybe actually it was a good joke. You know, if it's gone that far, then maybe it is actually a good joke.

I think the trick is with a joke like this Like Showing that it's a gag quickly Like don't let it last Overnight You know what they say You don't want to be the girl that cried pregnant Yeah you don't No because then they'll never believe you

Exactly Hold the joke on for a little bit maybe Definitely let your mum know before the baby shower Right I mean joke that you've got gonorrhea That's funny It's Tuesday again Then Wednesday, Thursday, right? I mean, joke that you've got gonorrhea. That's funny. It's Tuesday again. Wednesday, Thursday, what?

Here's the Tuesday song, everybody. That's right. There's another one. It's a real thing. You might recognise the female vocalist. It's Tuesday again. Wednesday, Thursday, what? Bree and Clint.

I hung out with one of my mates over the weekend, and he told me a story that was quite disturbing. Right. It's a personal story about him. I'm not going to name him, but let's just say his name rhymes with Pam. Right. Does it? Or does it rhyme with Pan?

Pan. Anyway. But we won't name him. We won't name him. rhyme with pan? Pan. Anyway. But we won't name him. We won't name him. His name rhymes with pan. And he was saying, for some reason, we got onto the topic of times in our lives where we've peed our pants. You peed your pants?

No, we've peed our pants. Oh, have you? our pants. Have you? Or like times where you've been on the cusp. Oh, that's right. You did it in Sri Lanka that time, eh? Hey, everyone's had a moment in Bali or so, you know, but we're talking about times where you've been real close and he goes, oh,

there was this one time it started telling this story that just went so far beyond what I ever thought was going to happen. Apparently, he one time was on this run and he goes on big runs, my friend Pan, and like 11, 12, 15 Ks, like just on the reg. And anyway, he was out on this run and he said he was about like eight or nine Ks away from his house. And all of a sudden, you know, he'd had a very hot meal, hot curry the night before.

And he goes, oh, I need to use the facility. I hear this happens to runners. Yeah. Because it gets all your downstairs. Exactly. It gets everything moving. And he goes, I need to use, you know, a facility very, very soon. Anyway, he couldn't see anywhere.

And he finally comes to this spot where it's a public toilet and he's like, great, I'm going to use this public toilet. I'm safe. Eureka. I'm all good. Hallelujah. Anyway, so he runs into this public toilet.

It's not in a good state, not a well-kept public toilet, but he doesn't care at this point. His pants are off. He's, you know, he's happy. He's on the toilet and it's all good. It's when he realises that there's no toilet paper. Oh, yuck. But it's too late.

Oh, yeah. It's too late. It's too late for that. Yeah. Like, what do you think happened from there? So he's got to run home. He's running alone. Do you just

brave it? Or do you sacrifice your t-shirt and run home shirtless? I think that's what I would do. You know, that's not a bad option. Because you can't sacrifice a sock because you'd get blisters. Oh, it's weird that you say that. Oh no. Because

my friend Pan, he decided that he would take off both of his socks so it didn't look weird. So it didn't look weird? It didn't look weird that he wasn't, you know, he was wearing one sock and not the other. It looked weird. Sacrificed both of his socks and, you know, did what he had to do.

It was dire straits. Anyway, so he did that. Back on his run, well, he walked home actually. Yeah, you would. He walked and when he got home, he was staying with a friend at the time and the friend was like, oh, do you want to like help me in the backyard? Do you want to come help me do some work and do some things? And my friend Dan apparently was like, absolutely not.

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